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04-09-02, 23:56
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Destroyer
04-12-02, 13:51
Any action on OBT?

Last time there I saw many girls.

stunt
04-12-02, 17:59
stunt is in

Destroyer
04-14-02, 09:34
Friday night I was out driving from 10PM until around 1am when I saw her walking. I pulled into a gas station and she came up to me. A thin white girl, she said she was 20.I would rate her 7.5 in looks. We agreed on $60 for FS then continued onto a hotel, I usually use nearby. I banged her and she asked if she could take a little nap. I watched TV for an hour and half then woke her, cause it was time to go. She asked if I could give her a ride to pick up something at a friend's house. (Tip Off she is a druggie.) I was in a hurry and she said she needed to get there. I asked if she can give me head first and maybe swallow. She agreed. I said I would wait at the corner, but after she was down the block, I left. They are out there on OBT but you need to invest 3-4 hours searching for them.

Headhunter2000
04-14-02, 22:48
Fellow hunters, keep an eye out for a nice looking fresh turn-out called Baby Cakes. She is not a crackhead so if you like your street pussy dirt cheap, look elsewhere. She is a petite, light-skinned black girl, 19. Good attitude, hasn't been hardened by the game yet. Can find her after dark on OBT anywhere between the two 7-11's. Love the new forum, now if only more people would post, we can all help each other out. Hey Destroyer, where abouts did you find your white girl? What was her name?

Destroyer
04-15-02, 13:30
Head,

Going toward downtown on OBT, near the stip club in the shopping center with the video store on the right side. She called herself Star. I would do her again. I find that if you drive around 3-4 hours you will come up with something. I saw Baby cakes one night. She had on a nice short skirt. Real hot but by the time I turned around she was picked up.
You and me are members of the Florida Ho Club.

Out and about Saturday night. Looking around for 3 hours. Nothing really worth noting. Saw maybe 7 girls and they were all dogs.

stunt
04-21-02, 19:09
I am in search of a nice massage palor. I went to one across from the street from Universal Studios ( I wont mention names in this post) it was $60 for a hour massage no "extra" but was told that there is one in Winter Park that offer "extras" do any of you fellas know about these ? If so please post or send a email.
Stundawg2000@hotmail.com

OrlandoTraveler
04-21-02, 20:58
Stunt,

I have been to the same massage place across from Universal about two years ago. I had no luck either. Just curious though, what did you ask the massage therapist, and what was her reaction? I always feel a bit akward when trying a new massage service -- never know how to indicate that I am interested in more then a massage....

Thanks,
OrlandoTraveler

stunt
04-22-02, 17:41
Orlando Traveler,


After talking to the girl at length I asked her if she knew where I could find a mp that offered "extras". She gave this real girlish laugh and said that this was not that type of place, she was really nice and sweet about it . She mentioned this place downtown and in WP but each time I call the one downtown that she mentioned I get no reply. Anyhow I'll keep on searching and keep me posted if you find something.

OrlandoTraveler
04-22-02, 19:26
Stunt,

If you don't mind driving, you may want to check out some of the establishments in the Cocoa Beach area. Places like Unforgettable Services and the Boardroom have both been reviewed well and are only a 35-45 minute drive from Orlando.

If you have not heard of them, they are not really massage-type places, but more like adult body rub. Boardroom is supposedly a bit pricey. I have been to UFS a few times and have always enjoyed.

Cheers,
OrlandoTraveler

Virgil1216
04-23-02, 13:10
Hey there,

I too have tried the MP you all are talking about. Same outcome - nothing! However, there are several others in town. They are very low key so LE won't close them down. Check listings in the local paper. Have not been able to find FS but great HJ and more. These are new discoveries so I will post more when I have more.

Streets seem to be pretty lame latetly. I had some run'ins with LE so I don't get out there much. I'l post more later

Happy Hunting!
Virg

Destroyer
04-24-02, 10:54
I usually go ot at 10 PM but it could take hours to find a nice girl on the street. More often than not I strike out.

jackhand47
04-24-02, 12:02
Gentlemen of the local Orlando forum:

I will be in the Orlando area shortly. What local MPs or AMPs would you recommend. I have been there in the past, but I'm sure they have changed through the years.

Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Jackhand47

04-24-02, 23:36
I usually never go for sw because of LE and because most of them are disgusting but I was on OBT last Monday and saw Babycakes. She is young and fresh for now so find her before she becomes like the rest of them. If you see her wish her Happy Birthday, she just turned 20. I found her around 4:30 in the afternoon around a 7 11 just north of the mall, actually a lot of girls were out. She said LE leaves her alone because she gets in and out of cars off the main road. Makes sense, I think they just don't like tourist seeing hookers being so obvious...bad for their image.

Louie the Lizard
04-25-02, 00:35
Guide and Suggestions to SW’s on OBT

I have noticed recently, that as the economy spirals down into chaos, every able-bodied girl is hitting the streets. (Yeah, right.) Well, in all seriousness, during my last two times out on OBT I’ve seen more action than usual, and I seem to see even more white girls, as well as younger girls.

I am concerned that as summer approaches, that LE will deploy even more WDW-inspired “John-Stings”.

The following comments are based on my experience, and the experience of two very close friends. This ain’t just stuff that I’ve “heard”, OK?. This is “very real”. I want to aim my comments at the newbie, who may not realize how risky this can be with vice stings being run constantly by the OCSO-Vice Department.

This kind of street-action, picking up street walkers for a quickie, ain’t for everybody, and it is not for the weak of heart. You need to know your territory, and you should have lots of self-control and self-confidence.

(A.) Where To Look - - Anywhere on OBT, Holden, Lancaster, parts of Colonial Drive, all side streets in the projects, etc. With a little experience, you will soon be able to smell out which neighborhoods are “hookerish”. Specific hot spots - - these vary with LE presence, but all are hot at one time or another. (1.) The whole OBT/Lancaster area. Sidewalk in front of Savers; Savers Parking Lot; Wendy’s; Adjacent Long-Stay Hotel; (2,) Every little strip mall; (3.) Every convenience store, all 7-11’s, most gas station; (4.) Areas around, (and parking lots within) any “cheap” short-stay “love-hotel”; (5.) All areas around any “Adult Entertainment/Dance Clubs” (6.) From the Florida Mall to Colonial, it is all good hunting;

(B.) Best Times - - Almost 24/7, in some spots, but mostly after dark, and best from 10:00pm to 2:00am; Friday and Saturday nights are the hottest;

(C.) What to Pay - - 40 for BBBJ; 60 for Straight; 80 for Greek.

(D.) Where to Play - - Anyplace. Your choice, your risk. Most of these girls want to get back on the strip as quickly as possible, so parking in some secluded apartment complex back parking lot and giving you a quick BJ is often their preferred service arrangement. Short stay hotels are just fine. Expect to pay some girls a little more for their extra time. These gals don’t expect 5-star accommodations, and you can spot all of the cheap adult hotels real easily. Some girls have their own place, but don’t count on it.

(E.) The “Real-Thing” Profile - - The girl may be dressed moderately to severely seductive. It varies. She will probably be walking, standing, or sitting alone. She won’t do anything to draw excessive attention to herself. She knows the behaviors that police can use to fit the “assignation” profile. The smartest girls stay a little bit off of the Trail, and just sit on the curb in a 7-11, or walk around thru strip mall parking lots, and wait for the next John to drive up. If you drive by slowly, wave, and roll your window down, and just say “hey”, she will most likely walk to the car and get right into the passenger side seat. Be suspicious of girls that stand by the driver’s side car window and want to talk details before getting into the car. They may be police decoy vice-piglets. If there is any talk, just say "Hey, saw you standing there, you need a ride or something?” She knows the drill. If she is a real SW, she is also afraid that you are a cop, you are afraid that she is a cop. How do you each find out, and establish trust, without too much risk? Get her in to the car, without saying anything incriminating or even suggestive. Drive off. No blue lights yet? So far, so good. Simply place your hand on her thigh. Give a little squeeze. Run your hand ~all~ the way up to the goodie box. Most experienced girls will then say something, like, “Don’t worry baby, I’m not a cop”, and she will reciprocate the gesture, and reach over and squeeze your package. Everything goes from there, and you can then openly discuss time, money, desired services, and where to do the deed.

(F.) The Police-Decoy Profile - - Expect the vice piglet to be roughly age 28-35, and look way too good for a S-W. OCSO uses both black and white girls for this work. Her behavior may be exaggerated. After all, she is playing a role, right? She will most likely be right on the Trail, but OCSO has run “John-Stings” in every adjacent area. She will walk the walk, maybe a little too enthusiastically, she may actually wave at passing cars (real gals almost never do that,,,) So, OK, you don’t read the trouble signs, and you stop and talk to her. The rules from above (D.) apply - - If there is any talk, just say "Hey, saw you standing there, you need a ride or something?” Remember, if the girl is outside of the car, never say anything incriminating or even suggestive. Also, be aware that the decoy can legally proposition you, even if your behavior was totally innocent up to this point. The charge, “Soliciting for Prostitution” will stick if you accept her offer. If the gal initiates the naughty talk, without having gotten into the car, and without you having said anything even remotely suggestive, then be real suspicious. Real gals know not to do that, because, after all, you could be an undercover cop looking to pop girls. Don’t even bother asking her if she is a cop. It is legal for them to lie, and say that they aren’t. Extract yourself from that situation if (when,,,) it happens to you. Just coolly and calmly say something like, “No, I wasn’t looking for anything like that, you just looked to me like maybe you needed a ride”. Roll your window up, and slowly drive off. Be aware, that if she is a police decoy, that she is wearing a “wire”, and that both sides of the conversation are being recorded, as well as being monitored live by nearby vice-oinkers on their radios. The wire may be hidden on her person in any number of ways, in a cigarette pack that is tucked into her waist band, in her bra, in large pieces of costume jewelry, etc. Be alert. Know what you are looking at. She is trained to take charge of the situation, and she may distract you from the obvious.

(G.) You’re Busted - - OK, it happens. (1.) If you have been successfully set-up by a decoy, you will be roughly arrested, and you will pay a $750 fine for a second-degree misdemeanor. End of story, there ain’t no way out of it. The pigs need the money, ya know? You won’t like the bond-out rules and arrangements, and you will likely be in jail all night. If you are married, you can be damn sure that they will call your wife. It is just part of the family-values humiliation scheme. If you were lucky enough to be carrying a lot of cash on you when you were popped, you can bond yourself out, depending on warrants and priors. (2.) You are driving off with a ~real~ SW, and they pull your unlucky ass over. Be cool. You were just offering her a ride, and that is not illegal. Stand your ground, but do not be abusive or resist arrest. They will separate the two of you, and question each of you right there on the street. Have your stories straight. Don’t let the bastards scare you. As thet are pulling you over, say to the gal - - “Hey, we have got to protect each other here, and we must tell the same story. I was just offering you a ride and you accepted. I was just before asking you where you live, and the blue lights came on, OK? You cool with that, baby?” (if you can save both you and her from arrest, I promise you that your newest-found little girlfriend will reward you in many ways later,,,) (3.) You get popped while you are all alone, no real girl with you, and you talked to no decoy. They are just rousting you for cruising. They can do this. (And at least question you and try to scare you). They may indicate that they have seen your car go back and forth on OBT all night. Local brother is watching, it is true. The best way around this, is about every half –hour, stop in a targeted “hot” area, and buy something, like at Savers, or at Wendys, or at one of the 7-11’s. You will see more while you are parked, and you will also have a cash-register receipt and some purchased item. Driving around shopping is not illegal, OK? Again, when they stop you for cruising and they try to scare you, be cool. Explain that you just had nothing much to do that evening, you were out driving, that you hadn’t been on OBT in a while, and you wanted to see what girlie bars were still in business. Very much “guy stuff” and very believable, and not unlawful. The Local Rule: Continuous driving back and forth, no stops, no shopping, etc., equals “cruising”. Now, don’t aggravate the situation by acting too scared or too suspicious. Also, and this can be bad, they can search your car, and they will. Hopefully, you have gone out tonight “light” on the weaponry unless you have the appropriate State and Local permits and you know all of the carry rules. Similarly, go light on the dope, unless it is a prescription medication in its original bottle. And, no booze, period. Be aware of your rights, and also be aware of how broad police powers are. Please read all the good legal stuff at www.aclu.org

Fellow *****-hounds, those are the rules and advice. I encourage others to please contribute suggestions and anecdotal stories.

Happy hunting.

Y’all Play Safe

Louie The Lizard

(P.S., for the less-adventurous of you, all of these warnings are probably reason enough to just stay at home with a known and trusted escort)

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Genius
04-25-02, 14:11
Nice bunch of tips Louie

I've been doing the scene for 25 years now - and all your stuff is right on. I've never been busted - key here is never to say anything that you wouldnt mind recorded - until you have put you hand on and got at look at the promised land and got her to do the same.

Let me know if you ever get up to NY -Long Island and I'll give you some hunting info. Best hunting in warm weather - lucky you -- only warm up here 4 months of the year.

bigmember
04-27-02, 11:43
was on OBT yesterday, looks like most of the girls that were there earlier this week are gone. a couple of 7's there, but wearing VERY LOUD clothing! i thought the point was not to attract attention! at any rate go here to see local arrests:
http://www.ocso.com/categories/arresting/developments.html

there's a girl in there named jess. she goes by the name cream...if you guys see her, go for it! very nice, very clean and a pro!

Headhunter2000
04-28-02, 19:51
Viva Florida Ho Club! Seems the rollers are really targeting us hard lately. If you look on the OCSO site there are more john arrests than ho arrests the last couple months. Newbies, please read Louie's post: it will save your ass. Glad to see you guys have met Baby Cakes and Jessica AKA Cream. Cream has a black friend named Destiny who is also worth dating. Pretty cute and good attitude though she looked a little beat up the last time I saw her. Over and out.

Louie the Lizard
05-01-02, 00:52
I had previously (last year) picked up High School girls on OBT that freelance in and around the old strip mall near Lancaster and OBT. So, seeing as how I am back in town to stay, I just had to check it out again. Would you believe - - I found one of the same girls standing on the sidewalk in front of the used-clothing thrift store (“Savers”) that is in the old strip-mall at the Lancaster/OBT Intersection.

Her name is Adriana, and she is a little Hispanic angel. She is 17 now, and more mature than a year ago. Adriana is fairly small, with real long dark hair, and very fair skin. You can’t miss her if you see her. She still has kind of a punkish/gothic-look thing going, but she is real pretty. She says she goes to Oak Ridge High School. She is about 5’-4”, maybe a 34-C, and about 120 Lbs. She has real pretty long dark hair, marred only slightly by the blue and reddish highlights that is apparently popular among the young “goth” types. We went to the same motel as we did a year ago (Econo Lodge?) a seedy place on OBT just north of where I-4 crosses over OBT. Her rates had not changed, I got an hour for 100. We talked some afterwards, and she says that she still does this about 2 nights per week for spending money. You know, it makes me so proud to be an American. Ain’t it great that WDW and the MBI’s and OCSO-Vice are taking all of the regular “old and worn-out” working girls off of the street? I think it is good, because it gives the younger ones more chance to compete,,, (I’m so bad,,,)

Louie The Lizard

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Louie the Lizard
05-01-02, 17:41
Mr. Morden,

I find girls all over the OBT and adjacent back road area, including Lee Road. Black, white, hispanic, real young and real old, pretty and ugly. They are just people, like the rest of us, and they run the spectrum of humanity. (Except that I’ve never seen Asian SW’s in O-Town,,, shame,,,) You can find about anything, if you look.

The thing is, because of all of the LE heat, you never know who will be standing on what street corner on what night. Sometimes the high school girls that I mentioned below will actually just sit or stand on the sidewalk in front of “Savers”. Sometimes, when the heat is really on, they will go inside the adjacent Wendy’s (diagonal across the large strip-mall parking lot) In Wendy’s, look for girls that “fit-the-profile” that are sitting alone. Sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, there is what appears to be some pimping. You may see one black dude sitting in a booth at Wendy’s with 3-4 young white girls. You will know it when you see it.

Also, go just South of Wendy’s, on your left (on the East side of OBT as you are traveling South) is a filling station convenience store complex. Almost always hot. A curvey road behind there leads to an apartment complex and a laundrymat and another small convenience store. Always hot, especially at dusk.

Always check out the (2)- 7-11’s on OBT.

The girls are getting smarter. Most have cell phones. They frequently call to each other, and ask where the pigs are rolling. When you are done with the deed, the girl will most likely call to some friends, and check out where the heat is. She will probably ask you to drop her off someplace, and it may not be back in the same place where you picked her up. She will want to go to where ever is the safest from LE intrusion. The girls are getting smarter, some of them, with the cell phones seem to be developing a “buddy-system” thing. BTW, if you really like a girl, ask where she is staying, and ask for her cell phone number, and next time, you can just call her and meet her. Less risk for both of you.

Check out all long-stay hotels. Just cruise through the parking lots and the side streets around them. This is where many of the transient girls live.

Enjoy, but learn to be “street-smart”.

Louie the Lizard

(p.s., if it is raining, look under shelter (“duh”) like under the canopy in front of any store, inside the 7-11’s, and just inside the stairwell entrances in the long-stay hotels)

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Gavin
05-03-02, 20:34
LouietheLizard,

Thanks for all your posts! They are quite helpful. I am wondering what time is good to check out the "savers" thrift store?? I know that area exactly, but I am wondering what are good times. I am assuming that it isn't too late if the Wendey's is still open. Thanks

Also does anyone know where the Shemales/TV hang out? My buddy is really into them but he says he hasn't found any in quite some time... Thanks

Gavin

Louie the Lizard
05-04-02, 02:33
Look, Prowl, and Network - -

There is no "one best place" or any “one best time”. You just have to get lucky. I can tell you that the youngest ones DON'T "street walk", they stand around the 7-11's, the Wendy's, the McDonalds, and all store fronts. You may never find the same girl twice in front of "Saver's", who knows.

Just get out there and look around for whatever it is that you really want. And, also, ask around.

Suppose you find a nice "average" girl out there, and there are plenty. Maybe you have a good session with her, and you gain her trust. Tell her what you are really looking for. Get her cell-phone number. Pay her to find it for you. It is a fairly transient population, but some of the girls stay around long enough that they know each other, and they can find what you want and direct you to a “friend of a friend”.

You understand?

You have to get out there and get into it. Do a different girl every night, or every other night, or how ever often that you go out.

Learn who is where and when they go out. Every time that you meet one that you would do again (based on looks, performance, attitude, etc.) ask her for her cell phone number. The girls will get to know you. If they learn exactly what you are looking for, and if you are willing to pay them a little bit for leads, and for "introductions", you can probably find whatever it is that you really want.

Please be careful.

Louie

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Shiny
05-04-02, 18:33
Thanks Louie

stunt
05-04-02, 19:58
Whats up fellas. I am putting together a little entertainment for the fellas. It is still in the early stages but I got some nice prospects that are DOWN 4 WHATEVER!!! ( literally) If you guys are interested please get back at me at my email address stuntdawg2000@hotmail.com I ONLY want people that are for real no games. This is by RSVP only so you must respond to get a invitation and I'll let you know the requirements to get in. Respond ASAP

HOLLA BACK

stunt

Louie the Lizard
05-04-02, 23:42
Hot On The Trail - -

The newest pig trick - - (My running buddy, Randy, just e-mailed this to me,,,) They will try to scare you into submission while you are right there on the street - - this works well if they have just busted you (pulled you over) right after you have picked up a real SW. (this has nothing to do with their regular police decoy stuff) They will separate the two of you, and you and the girl had both damn sure better tell the same story (You just offered her a ride, she accepted your offer,,,) They will handcuff the two of you, and question you both right there on the street. Part of their coercive tactic is to try to get each of you to implicate the other.

While you and your sweetie are separated and handcuffed, and while you are each being questioned, they will call the tow-truck to haul off your car. This adds to the effect, and greatly heightens your anxiety. It will all seem way too real and scary to both of you. One cop will be telling the girl: “Hey, this guy is bad, and we want him off the streets, just agree to testify that he propositioned you, and we will make it go easy for you”; - - The other cop will be saying to you: “Hey buddy, we would like to cut you a break, we ran your records, and you have no arrests or prior convictions, and we may can spare you from getting a record. Just agree to testify that she propositioned you, and we will recommend no sentence for you”.

This is serious. The pigs are using this scare-tactic now, and both scared girls and scared guys will cave-in and fall for it, if they don’t know any better. Just remember, if they really have something on you, they will just handcuff you and take you in, they won’t question you there on the street.

Stay tough.

Louie
(p.s., to HeadHunter2000 - - gosh, “you reckon” that Louie could have been IW in a former life ?)

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Louie the Lizard
05-04-02, 23:59
Girl-Next-Door - - Pick-Ups at the Florida Mall

OK, this is for all you lecherous old farts that keep writing to me about high school and college-age girls.

Florida mall, Friday and Saturday nights. Profile - - Girl alone, walking or sitting. No evidence of much shopping. You know how it is with girls that are this young. They hate lecherous old farts coming on to them. The average girl this age will never even make eye contact or smile at you. If the girl returns your smile, try to talk to her. If she will make some conversation, you have probably just hit the mother lode.

She ain’t lookin’ for love, she already has a boyfriend, and she ain’t lookin’ for another daddy, because she already hates both of her parents. You know the profile. What she is looking for, is the opportunity to do something very rebellious, and earn some extra “allowance money” at the same time. Quite frankly, and this is the down side, (unless this is really your thing), it is fraught with dangers, don’t expect a stellar performance if you score, and you may have to pay top dollar. Don’t expect her to give you her cell phone or e-mail addy. The deed is done, she has your money, and that is about as far ahead as she is thinking, anyway.

Be adventurous, but be careful.

Louie

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stunt
05-06-02, 21:17
Ok guys it looking good for the entertainment. So far I know I have at least 4 girls down. The guys that emailed me I should have responded to you by now. If there are any more interested I joining in on some fun with the playas get at me on my email address ( stuntdawg2000@hotmail.com).

Holla back

Craven Morehead
05-06-02, 23:09
Louie-Your posts are OUTSTANDING! I live N of you & have referred others to them.

gear00
05-08-02, 10:11
Does anyone have any information on the Buoy Club in Coco Beach?

nocool
05-09-02, 09:17
I will be attending a business conference at the Orlando Convention Center next week.
Could someone give me information on streetwalkers and hookers in this area?
Thanks

nocool

Destroyer
05-10-02, 15:27
I was in the Florida Mall and saw so many girls there. None of them made eye contact with me. What a great loss.

Headhunter2000
05-14-02, 11:41
Went to the mall and offered a girl $200 for anal. She called me a fucking pervert and stormed off. Oh well, I guess it's back to the track for me. Didn't want no square pussy anyhow...

Headhunter2000
05-14-02, 11:53
Watch out for a thin white sw with brown hair. About a 6 in appearance, calls herself Taylor, has a raspy voice. Picked her up last night. Tried to pick my pocket the entire time while giving really lousy bj. Was on to her from the get go. She was wearing jeans, red shirt, and sunglasses. Walks between Michigan and Kaley. Saw her out there again this morning. She will ask you to park on 22nd. Consider yourselves warned! I guess the po-po rollers are happy. They forced all the honest girls out of town, now we have to take our chances in the ghetto. Every dishonest sw I have come across has been caucasian. Coincidence? We think not. Over and out. --The Headhunter

Destroyer
05-15-02, 12:49
Head,

I am suprised she didn't hit you. I went back there and it seems like a waste of time.


Out cruising the streets. Didn't see anything worth while. Wednesday night I was out again and I gave this girl, hitch hiking a ride. She must have been in her late teens. She was medium height and thin. I would say she was a 6-7 in looks.She seemed nervous. But after a while, she mentioned she needed some cash. We agreed on $15 and she blew me. I came in her mouth but she spit it out.

CoolGuy
05-15-02, 15:11
I was in Orlando a couple of weeks ago and driving thru downtown area. It was very late at night and there was an extremely pretty and young girl walking (actually staggering) by the closed gas station just outside of the downtown area. So I made a quick U turn and stopped right next to her. She immediately got in so I drove to my hotel and did everything. She was in a dance club nearby and had her car towed by the city. I gave her money to get the car.

Headhunter2000
05-15-02, 20:16
Mr. Morden, I don't recall the size of her breasts. I am more of an assman, you see. I do remember she had some tattoos though. And a leopard-print thong under those jeans. And a Kojaked pussy under the thong. Anyhow, I can scarcely imagine a sweet sw in that part of town. They're all druggies, most have done jail time for one thing or another. The upside is they work cheap and there is almost always action there unlike other areas which are hot and cold. Here is a little scam they used to run in that area: there was a cute, young black girl who would get into cars. She would have you park on 18th. While she was giving you a bj, her boyfriend/pimp would sneek up to your car (it's dark as fuck on 18th) and put a gun to your head. They would take your wallet and whatever else you had worth taking. I heard this story from an honest sw who lives down there and I have no reason to doubt it is true. Not trying to scare anyone, after all I still go down there from time to time. 95% of sw's are basically honest, but if you fuck with the ghetto, you will eventually encounter one of the other 5%. Don't carry your wallet. Just keep however much you plan on spending as loose cash in your pocket. My uncle got his pocket picked by a sw on OBT a few years back. Poor dumb bastard...

Cool Guy, sounds like you really lucked out finding that drunk chick. Right place, right time.

"You can't keep a good man down, and you can't keep me down either." ---The Headhunter

Headhunter2000
05-16-02, 17:29
Interesting how much activity this Orlando board generates compared to Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami which are all larger cities. Makes me kind of proud to live in Mickey Mouse town. What a bunch of horny motherfuckers we are! Mayor Hood should be proud to have such a virile constituency.

Louie the Lizard
05-19-02, 17:01
mr. morden,

i’m not sure where you looked, but please be careful, you may find the police or they may find you. imagine your situation if you proposition a little cutie, only to find that she is really a small and petite 18 year old rookie cop with a microphone between her little titties. the dead give away on this one is that the oinkers will be trying to bust you not only for “soliciting” but for “soliciting for **** prostitution”. (a felony, not just your usual second degree misdemeanor,,,) in this variation of a john sting the piglet plays the part of a young teen. she will try to entrap you into saying something that at least implies that you are looking for **** action. the girl will act interested, she will talk to you, and she will basically accept your proposition. at some point, after you have made it clear what you want, she may say something like, “,,,well, you know i’m only 16, are you cool with that?” - - that is your cue to skillfully extract yourself from the situation. (a real teen looking for spending money has no reason to volunteer to you her age,,,) please just remember, that local brother and the baptist gestapo read everything that we post here. you can be sure that the pigs are frequently staking out any place that we post about here on this board (savers, wendy’s, florida mall, etc.,). look for bad polyester suits and areas knee-deep in styrofoam cups and doughnut crumbs.

be careful out there.

louie

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WordUp
05-21-02, 05:06
L.T.L.,

That was a very good post. Very entertaining and funny. I like your sense of humor.

CoolGuy
05-21-02, 14:41
I am planning a trip from NE to FL. I would like to know which is the best city in FL for hobbyist? There are lotsa posts on ORL, but seems like LE is a big pain there and SWs on OBT not all that great. So what place in FL is the best?

Headhunter2000
05-22-02, 09:55
Coolguy, that's a tough question. Quality and quantity seems to be on the decline everywhere. Tampa is still the best for inside game in my book though arguably not what it used to be. As for street game, best looking girls can still be found at South Beach but inflated prices are a big problem there. Which city in FL is best? That depends on what you are looking for. If you want dirt cheap service from burned out crackwhores, Orlando ghettos are the Promised Land. As for LE, as long as you take the usual precautions, nothing to worry about.

Virgil1216
05-24-02, 14:58
Was out on OBT yesterday in the afternoon. I cruised the whole length. Was pretty dead. Saw one heavy near Florida Mall.

Nothing around the Wendy's or Savers. I decided to get a bottle of water at the 7/11. Walked in and saw a drop-dead gorgeous black female standing by the magazine rack, reading. Perfect body, about an 8 face, dressed in Short-shorts. Incredible legs! Couldn't help stare. I walked by, thinking about saying something but couldn't catch her eye. I went in the the mens room to try to figure out what to do. When I opened the door she was standing in the door of the ladies room looking at me. She smiled and asked if I wanted company. I smiled back, not sure what to say. The she WALKED RIGHT IN the mens room and locked the door. She grabed my hands and rubed tham all over her body. Well, needless to say the next 10 minutes were pretty hot.

I have to say that this was a first. I was a little nervous about the location, but what could I do.

She left the mens room and walked out of the store. I saw her on OBT as I drove out of the area.

She was about 5'5". Incredible legs and a great rack. I did not catch her name. I will definatly look for her again.

Another Note:
Tried the Florida Mall thing but no luck. I did pick up a pretty thing and a bus stop a few weeks ago. She said she worked a t the mall and had missed her bus. I didn't have the nerve to try anything. Just droped her off at the mall.

Later

(The preceding story was fictional in nature. Any similarities to persons living or dead is purley coincidental.)

Headhunter2000
05-24-02, 19:31
God bless 7-11! I always said a man can get everything he needs there. Give me a hotdog with chili, a 96 oz. Big Gulp, and some head in the shitter and by God I'm a happy motherfucker. Reminds me of a point I wanted to make. Mongers, please support the businesses on OBT that are 'ho-friendly' and avoid those that are not. Let the business owners know that the chickenheads attract more business than they scare away. Fill your gas tank where the girls hangout. You may even get lucky like Virgil. When family comes to town to visit, set 'em up where the hoes stay. I'm sure dad could use a bbbj from one of the local service providers. We've all gotta stick together until this Goddamn morality craze blows over. Fuck the law, keep trickin'. Over and out.

Virgil1216
05-25-02, 01:37
Right on HH! Our rights and spending habits as consumers direct the marketplace. As a frequent patron of the OBT sector for business AND pleasure, I say we should all put our money where THEIR mouth is.

BTW, I would like to thank the many patrons of this board who have posted so much great information. I have been reading (and pursuing) many recomendations here. I thought it was my duty to post my experience.

Trail Update:
Was out tonight in the F Mal area. LE was heavy. Not much action south. The 7-11 was dead tonight as well (of course I tried again) I didn't have much time so I wasn't out long.

MP Update:
There are several MPs in town which give great service. I have found by following the recomendations posted here, I have had success at getting... well... relaxed. Even from some places wich appear to be on the straight and narrow.

More later...

Breastman
05-25-02, 16:23
Hey, Virgil. I'm in O-town frequently for business. Are the MP's you're talking about asian or are there some American providers? Would anyone be interested in getting together for a night on the town? Some other posts for other cities are planning for several guys to meet up together and split the cost of a top provider or two. That would allow everyone to enjoy multiple providers multiple times at a reasonable cost. Any ideas?

Virgil1216
05-27-02, 18:51
BM,
The Mps were not asian. They mostly are legit, but if you find the right person, you can get quite a bit. I don't want to post names and addresses here.

Street update:
Was out on OBT around noon. Saw a Black SW just south of Lancaster. She was sitting at a Bus Stop but she was eying every car that drove by. She was tall with nice legs. 8 body 7 face. I didn't have time or I would have picked her up.

The rest of OBT was dead. I stoped at the 7/11 again. There were 3 of Orange County's finest inside walking around. They were talking to the clerk and were there when I left. No Men's room fun today I guess.

Florida Mall:
I wn to the FL Mall this afternoon. Found several cuties around the arcade. I decied to drop a few quartes in machine and blow up some virtual monsters. I kept eying one of the ladies by the entrance. there were 3. Two kind of heavy blondes and one thin redhead. The redhead has a killer body. I kept looking at her and she would smile back at me. After playing for a while I went over and asked her if she had change for a $5. (had to come up with some excuse) She said she didn't right then. She followed me back to the machine I was playing and ask if I was alone. I said yes. She asked me if there was any other way I wanted to spend the $, and gave me a devilish smile. I must say, this direct approach spooked me. I thought she might be LE, so I played dumb. I said "What do you mean". She ask me if I would add a little more to the bank she would meet up with me later. About that time, 2 Cops walked in to the arcade. I really felt like this was a settup. The LEOs stood over by the door and talked to this girl's friends. I told the girl that I stll didn't understand what she was talking about. I walked ot of the arcade and sat down at the food court. The LE's watched me but didn't do anything. I got something to eat and drink and continued to watch the the arcade. The Cops left after a few minutes and the girls stayed right at the arcade.

The whole thing was too spooky for me. I think the girls had to be around 16, but I coudn't really tel. I'm not really interested in taking that kind of risk anyway. Guys, Be Careful at the Florida Mall.

mickey1224
05-28-02, 09:18
Please share info on MPs in the Orlando Area......

05-28-02, 21:23
A lot of action on OBT today around 11 - 1 pm, mostly black girls though. Must have seen 7 LE cars parked around different places but not really bothering anyone. Don't usually go for SW but could not pass up a young brunette who just came down from Nashville, she was north of the Ramada Inn. Gave a BBBJ but she needs lessons, give her a week or so and I'm sure she will be an expert.
While on the subject, before you approach a girl try to make sure she is in the business. Not every girl by herself is a working girl and in some ways I don't blame LE for cracking down on the men. I watched these four knuckleheads almost make this one poor girl cry at a bus stop. And you guys going to the mall are just looking for trouble.

Headhunter2000
05-28-02, 23:15
Holy shit, Virgil, your FL mall story is spooky! Definitely a sting. The maggot rollers have been reading our posts and they set that one up just to try to get us! I sure am glad you didn't fall for the trap. BTW, another reason LE presence is so heavy at malls is because they have been cracking down on "gay cruising" which is very popular at malls, especially Fashion Square mall on Colonial Dr. And before someone makes a wise comment, I am 100% hetero. Even though the cops are targeting the gays, it is not too hard for them to spot a "hetero cruiser". I don't even go to malls for legitimate shopping anymore unless I am with a friend. Single guys just stand out too much at these places. Security starts following me the second I go in, for no reason at all. Big brother is watching...

Coco Beach: I couldn't agree more with you. I made the same point on the old forum. I too have watched dumb guys relentlessly try to pick up girls (usually tourists) who are obviously not prostitutes. These jackasses make us all look bad.

I've noticed a lot of the girls just standing in the doorways of their motel rooms at places like Belair Inn and Economy Inn. They are too scared to "streetwalk" because of LE. If you pull up and wave, they come to your car. Recognized one girl I had a bad experience with, "Taylor", at Economy Inn this afternoon.

I picked up a couple of girls this weekend including a 20-year-old black girl named Meca down by HJ's. Nothing to write home about, but I may date her again if pickings are slim. Keep up the good work, guys. Over and out.

Virgil1216
05-29-02, 01:19
I really think is was HH. All the posts here about picking up girls at the mall just raise the hair on my neck. There are just way to many weirdos at the mall for me. I am definately NO proponent of picking up girls there. Bars are much safer. Generally you know they are of age and consenting. The SW scene is kind of scary right now. It seems to come and go. Sometimes it's real good, and sometimes BAD.

MP Info:
I really don't want to help BIG BROTHER out in his quest to destroy our fun here in beautiful O-Town. As posted earlier, there are several MP's in the area which go the extra mile. These places seem quite legit and I belive for the most part they are. I think you just have the find the right theripist. Many take a holistic approach to massage. They want to provide COMPLETE relaxation. I have never recieved FS from any of these providers but have felt quite relieved when I left. PLUS I get a great massage. (My back has never felt better.)

As for finding them. It has taken quite a bit of trial and error to find the chosen few. Quite a few "legit" massages. There are techniques to finding out whether an MP will provide extras. Many have been posted on the archive section of this board. I'm sorry for being so elusive about locations, but I don't want to ruin the fun. There are only so many MP's in town. Try some out. You have to be patient.

OBT Update:
Saw several SW out tonight. As posted earlier, LE was out in force tonight but was hands off. Didn't see anything I liked (I'm a picky bastard) Daytime seems to suit me better.

More Later....

Louie the Lizard
05-30-02, 18:43
Headhunter2000 - - Dude, you are really drawing me out of hiding with that post. Jade? The same jade as at Eros-Tampa? You sure? Same telephone number? Used to advertise at “Hot Florida Nights”? I looked on the page that you linked to, and the photo, phone, and rates are all the same. Either you got lucky, or she has learned her lesson. I hired the ***** a few months back as an “upscale escort”, and ended up having to kick her ass out of my hotel room for non-performance. Her TBD review is reposted here - -

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“JADE” Advertises at - "www.hotfloridanights.com" HER AD SAYS - Jade - Phone: 321-297-7187 Hello my name is Jade. I am 21 years-old, 5''7,125 pounds. My measurements are 36D,26,36. If you like completely natural girls I am the one for you. I strive to please and believe you should get what you pay for. I am available for incall and outcall 24/7. So if you are ready for the ultimate time of your life call me I am waiting..... RATES $250/1HOUR $400/2HOURS $750/3HOURS WHAT I REALLY GOT WAS CLEARLY NOT THE ULTIMATE TIME OF MY LIFE - $400 for two hours became $500 for two hours before we even got off the phone. Upon arrival, she seemed cold and distant and air-headed. I had told her over the phone that for $500 for 2 hours, that there had better not be any “I don’t do that” in her vocabulary. (That seemed clear enough to me) She agreed. Once she arrived and we got down to it, she wanted another $100 for kissing, and she wanted another $200 for “real intimacy”. Real French was out of the question, covered only. Real open-mouth kissing was also out of the question. I declined the rip-off and sent her out the door. CONCLUSION - -The shame of it all is that Jade is even prettier in person than in her photo, and the nice breasts are all real, and are at least 38-DD’s, and quite pretty. (She is very pretty all over, tall, and a real knock-out) If Jade could learn how to be a real GFE, and not a real rip-off, she could probably be quite successful as a F/S escort. I guess the moral of this sad story is that you are always better off to go with a known quality-oriented provider, and not be seduced by a pretty picture on the internet. I should have looked for reviews first (after the fact, I found that there are no reviews of Jade.) Yes, Jade is a shame and a waste.

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Dude, Thanks for training her, she needed it. BTW, she had said to me that “Toy”, on the same site, was her best friend, and that Toy taught her all that she knew,,, (??)

Hard times, strange world, train ‘em hard while the market is down.

Job well done, Headhunter.

Louie

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Louie the Lizard
05-31-02, 21:30
Headhunter,

Thanks for the response. VERY interesting, indeed. I hope that the TBD crowd reads this, especially the ones, as you say, that turn up their noses at SW’s as not “good enough” for the hobby. Many of us see every type of girl, and that is one of the “dirty little secrets” that is supposed to remain unspoken on the high-dollar boards, I suppose.

Some of you may know the little black pimp guy, “Ritchie” (“Richie” ?) that posts on TBD and advertises his service’s “upscale” girls. I saw one of his girls that was a non-performer, about a year or two ago. He apologized profusely saying,,,(are you ready for this,,,) “I didn’t really know the girl that well. A friend of mine met her on OBT, and we got her cell-phone number, and we put her on the board”. (Don’t you love it?)

Yes, your sense of my “mission” is right there, isn’t it? Hmmmm,,, please, shall we call my posts “well-aimed” rather than “embellished”? My running buddy Randy and I have some plans for OCSO-Vice. Let me pose a loaded question for you - - Wouldn’t there be some shit-slinging if a certain nefarious lizard posted some “interesting” photos one of these days? For example. if a girl claimed that she had photos of cops and escorts together at a bachelor party, wouldn’t that tweak your interest? It does mine,,,

Louie

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Headhunter2000
05-31-02, 23:30
Well-aimed, indeed. Iron Louie, you are the master. No wonder those pansies at TBD started deleting your posts. You have found a home here. You have my full support. Over and out.

Gavin
06-01-02, 14:06
Keep up the good work guys, especially HeadHunter and Louie.

HeadHunter, when were you planning on this little 'party' I am not a regular poster, but I am sure a regular lurker. =)

I don't live perm in Orlando, but do visit a lot.

Hit me up if you want platinum112 AT yahoo.com

Gavin

OrlandoTraveler
06-01-02, 14:33
I have noticed that posts on this board tend to deal with the SW scene, as opposed to other sites with more info on escorts. Is there a reason for this? Just curious.

I am not really into SW's, but I do keep my eyes open for them. Here are a few things that I have found....


Kissimmee Racetrac - There is a Racetrac gas station on Vine Street (Hwy 192), approx. 3/4'ths of a mile East of 441. I often, late at night see some hanging out by the pay phones.

Kissimmee Golden Corral - There is a Golden Corral on Vine Street (Hwy 192), approx. 1-2 miles West of 441. There is a girl who hangs out in their parking lot during lunch time. She seems like she may by wired. She always wears very short denim shorts and has dyed red hair that she wears up in a pony tail.

Savannah Suites - This extended stay motel is located on Orange Blossom Trail (Hwy 441), approx. 1 mile North of Sand Lake Road. I have pulled into their parking lot on occassion and have seen them hanging out near their rooms. I did make eye contact recently with a blonde girl who must have been in her early 30's. We did make eye contact, and she stopped walking and was just hanging around when she saw me -- had a very inviting look in her eyes. I was not into trying something new that day, but was cool just to spot the action.

Cheers,
OrlandoTraveler

Azil
06-02-02, 20:22
Hi, I'm a regular poster on the Chicago and NW Indiana boards. I'll be in Orlando for a few days soon, won't have a lot of time, but may have a few hours one or two evenings.

Based on reading the posts here, it appears that Orange Blossom Trail is the main place, and that there's a strip mall at the intersection with Lancaster that is good. Is there anyplace else I should try, in order to maximize my time -- how far in each direction should I go on OBT?

Price: I saw a post that said $40 for BJ, $60 for FS (of course quality/youth demand and get more). Are these numbers approximately right?

Any recommendations on short-stay motels? I'm not much into car sex -- especially in an area I'm unfamiliar with.

I'll be at the Portofino -- how far will I be from the action?

Thanks for any help -- if I can help you with Chicago area. just let me know.

Azil

hombre
06-02-02, 21:41
Hey, guys. I'm from out of town, and normally hang on a board called JAG...but I'm going to be visiting next week, and I could use some basic info on the OBT scene.

What are the price ranges on OBT? I haven't seen any numbers for a simple BJ (other than the post below), and I would HATE to pay too much.
update: I found an earlier post that had the exact same numbers. But if someone could just verify that this is more or less accurate, I'd appreciate it.

Also, I'm vaguely familiar with the area, but...where's Florida Mall? What's the nearest major intersection?

Thanks...

Headhunter2000
06-02-02, 22:33
SW's can be found on OBT from Colonial Dr. (Highway 50) all the way south to Taft-Vineland Rd. which is south of the Florida Mall. Florida Mall is at the intersection of OBT and Sand Lake Rd. Expect to pay $10-20 for a BJ from a chickenhead or $40-50 for a nice girl. Chickenhead=hard drug user. A chickenhead will suck you raw if you wish, a nice girl may insist on covered. North end of OBT (near 50) is the gay section. Better looking girls on OBT are usually south of the I-4 crossover (Exit 33). If you need more detail, see Louie's post on 4/24. Also some SW's around 50 and John Young Pkwy at times but this area is streaky and pretty low quality so not worth your time really. Landmark Hotel has activity at times. Could also check Church St. off of JYP if you are really desperate. OT, you have a good eye for SW's for someone who is not interested in them. I don't think anyone would object to escort reviews being posted here, so if you have 'em, post 'em.

Some useful links:
http://www.ocso.com/categories/arresting/developments.html
http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-busted.htm
http://maps.yahoo.com/

hombre
06-03-02, 15:32
Thanks, Headhunter. This is exactly the type of info I was looking for.

Hargow20
06-03-02, 19:58
Most of the women on the police sites look pretty skanky.The only girl I would even consider is Tammy Watson. It's to bad the quality of street girls has dropped off so much..............

OrlandoTraveler
06-04-02, 09:53
Louie/Headhunter,

You both have mentioned in recent posts below that you have seen Jade, who also advertises on the internet. If you visit this link:

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-prost_may2002.htm

...and scroll down to "Jennifer Longaker"....is it the same girl? Looks very similar to me.

OrlandoTraveler

Secret
06-04-02, 16:54
kbgg

Headhunter2000
06-07-02, 02:26
I found out why N. Magnolia keeps popping up on the police website, and it has nothing to do with sw's. The cops like to run their 'escort-stings' from the 'Courtyard Marriot' hotel there, and also from the one near the airport at the corner of 436 and Frontage Rd. I suggest avoiding these establishments; who wants to wake up to the aroma of greasy bacon?

I use to pick up some nice black girls on Silver Star Rd. in Pine Hills near Evans High School. But the area seemed to go dry when OPD built a branch office there. Has anyone seen anything of interest there recently?

Azil
06-07-02, 23:58
Thanks for the help. I'll be there next week -- if I see/do anything interesting, I'll post it.

Headhunter2000
06-13-02, 18:30
Wow, this board has really gone dead all the sudden. For those who like white SW's, keep an eye out for 'Michelle.' Early 20's, curley blonde hair, about a 7, nice body, not too hard-knock. Partners with an older white lady. Picked her up near 'Executive Inn' at night. Saw her yesterday at lunchtime at a gas station near FL Mall. A good bang for the buck, she will do just about anything for $30. I didn't go for F/S because neither one of us had a condom, but she let me play gynecologist while she gave me a BBBJ. It was a car-date, but I would not be scared to go back to her room if I dated her again. Highly recommended. Michelle, you are hereby granted the highly coveted "Headhunter Seal of Approval." Congratulations.

BTW, I deleted some of my previous posts because they crossed the line. I am refering to the thin line between promoting the game and hurting it. Hell, I think those maggotfuckers over at OCSO-Vice were about to nominate me for a "6th man of the year award" for my detective work. I will be more careful about my posts in the future, instead of being cocky and showing off my knowledge of the streets. I am sorry if I caused problems for any of the girls who have proven themselves to be quality service providers. Over and out. --Headhunter, "The King of OBT&A"

OrlandoTraveler
06-14-02, 11:05
Headhunter...

Just curious....do you ever get their phone numbers or contact information? Probably would be easier to call and make a date for round two, rather then trying to find them on the street again.

I am in the Kissimmee area and have been keeping my eyes open, but have not really seen anything lately....but do see cops all over the place. I am experienced with escorts, but as a beginner in the SW scene, I think I would be too scared to try with all the LE heat.

OrlandoTraveler

JimmyDR
06-14-02, 11:48
Thats a nice link, you can see who all the hookers are. Most are dogs, wait all are dogs. They give location as well. I liked Angela. My mug shot came out good I think? Only Joking.
You would think that there would be a few younger girls posted as well. A lot of over 35 there.


Mr Morden:
A year back I found a nice 22 yo Spanish girl. Younger?? She was on OBT.

Gavin
06-14-02, 19:17
I am heading to the Trail tonight, actually in a couple hours.

Headhunter, I will keep my eyes open for 'Michelle'. I will post a recap when I get back.

Lets keep this forum active. I love reading it all the time.

Gavin

Headhunter2000
06-17-02, 22:25
Mr. Morden, I don't know how young you like them... Most of the girls I date are in the 21-25 range. The girl I mentioned named Michelle is 24. The youngest girl I have met on OBT was 19. A few times I have seen girls that looked even younger, but I didn't pick them up, so I don't know for sure. That isn't really my cup of tea... Yes, I get the girls' cellphone #'s when possible. That does make it a lot easier to meet them discreetly and avoid the heat. But that also takes away some of the excitement, doesn't it?

SC5
06-18-02, 08:07
Hello,

I'm new to the list. I'm up in Sanford and am looking for info about the Sanford area (any action up here). I also am looking for info on a good MP. Honestly, I can't afford to shop around. I need to be discrete and pretty much have one shot. Don't know how to prove I'm not LE. But if you want to email me you can at

securechannel@yahoo.com

Thanks,
SC5

Headhunter2000
06-24-02, 20:58
Post your fucking spam somewhere else! I was never the biggest fan of TBD, but to see you vultures circling now that the man is down makes me sick.

Louie the Lizard
06-28-02, 17:46
Have the pigs shut down TBD.net, shut it all down?

Dave in Phoenix predicted that the oinkers would exercise warrants, and do just that. Dave said that the pigs would take the servers over, and take all of the member’s lists and payment records. Unless you paid your membership anonymously somehow, like maybe with “paypal”, then they’ve got you. (if you paid by credit card they can trace the record, and know “who” you are,,,)

Deny. Resist. Plead the Fifth.

Fuck ‘em all,,,

Louie

Headhunter2000
06-28-02, 19:44
Watched OCSO setting up a sting this evening. A mixture of uniformed and plainclothes officers were congregated at the 7-11 at Gore and OBT at 5:00 PM planning their attack. I had a date with me. I dropped my date off so she could warn her friends to close up shop for a few hours. Then I went back to the 7-11 for a closer look. The undercovers were all average looking white guys, late 20's to 30's with short brown hair. I swear they all looked exactly alike. Here is what the undercovers were driving: red Ford Explorer, dark gray/black Ford Explorer, black Dodge SUV, gold Chevy Kingcab, gold Impala, and a light blue mid-size, maybe a Cavalier or something like that. All late-model, all with tinted windows, of course. I didn't see any female undercovers, but watch out, because they usually run the john-stings the same night as the ho-stings.

About my date: I can't recommend this one guys. Although she was above average in looks, she had one fatal flaw. The ***** absolutely reeked! Does anyone know a good auto detailer? I can't get her smell out of my car. She is called 'Lovechild', she is 24 and black--Wesley Snipes black. On the upside, she had plenty of energy because she had just smoked some powder before I picked her up. She BBBJ'ed me with uncommon vigor. But then she showed her second fatal flaw. She said, "No nutation in my mouth." So now I've got nut-stains on my pants and my car smells like the restroom at K-mart. At least this adventure only set me back $20. Of course, you have to throw in another $20 to get my car deoderized. Thumbs down for 'Lovechild.'

Hasn't anyone else out there seen anything? I know I am not singlehandedly supporting all of Orlando's crackwhores. Come on, muhfuckaz, post!

Goodnugz, Mons Venus is in Tampa. Orlando has several so-called strip clubs, but the girls have to wear thongs and pasties and there is no contact due to our ridiculous laws here. I would not recommend any of these places, as they are a total waste of money. There are good clubs in Tampa, but it is a long drive for a little poontang. Kind of ironic that our anti-nudity laws here only serve to promote the street game, since that is now the only game in town.

Over and out. Fuck 'em all.

Headhunter2000
06-28-02, 21:11
If you read my negative review of 'Lovechild' but still have a hankering for some darkmeat, there is another black girl I can recommend called 'Lisa', also 24. She works Westmoreland between 17 and 20 or so. One caveat: I think the girl works at McDonald's because her shakes are triple thick! We're talking close to a deuce here. Upside: she has a nice face and doesn't smoke powder so you don't have to deal with any drama. She gives an honest BBBJ for $20. Most importantly, she catches all your DNA and won't leave a noxious, foul-smelling snail-trail on your passenger seat like some people I know. Happy hunting!

Shout-out to my friend CK in ATX. Forgive me for this post. Remember, 'The Headhunter' is just a character like John Stagliano's 'Buttman.'

Louie the Lizard
06-28-02, 21:27
More TBD Information - -

The Facts as Known to Me: The police are letting hobbyists plead-out light if the guys co-operate and give testimony (false, or otherwise) against the escorts and/or against TBD. The girls, in return, are thus implicated by sworn “John Confessions”. Even if the police didn’t catch that particular girl in the act, they’ve got the girls. (Unless the girls are smart enough to challenge the phony “John-Confessions” in court,,,) Then, if the girls are willing to roll-over, and testify against TBD, the girls are promised a lighter sentence. It all started with the police being able to “turn” hobbyists into cooperators. The escorts are “p*ssed-off”, and they should be.

My advice to everyone - - If you were a TBD “regular”, Don’t try to re-establish your credibility on the boards. You may want to re-invent yourself there, if you continue to post there. If you are serious hobbyist, change Internet Service Providers, so that your old and new ISP trails don’t match. The boards may even be police-controlled now as Dave-in-Phoenix has suggested. (too many recent shut-downs and re-starts of tbd.net,,, something is afoot,,,) TBD high-profile board-guys may want to actually quit hobbying for a while, or take their business out of the MBI-controlled Florida counties.

Go to - - http://www.mbi-police.org/ - - and read it all very carefully. The MBI’s are the “Local-Brother” head puppet master. The MBI’s are largely controlled by the whims of a powerful few (WDW, Baptists, etc.)

Orlando-vice, OCSO-Vice, Tampa-Vice and Hillsborough-Vice, etc., all do what the MBI’s say to do. There is only a limited region around Orlando-Tampa where the MBI’s have authority. Example - - In the Space Coast area, Lauderdale, and in Miami, there are high-quality body-scrub, massage, escort services, etc., that make their “peace” with the local sheriffs, as they should, and everybody is happy. (By the way, the South Beach street-walker scene is very hot, lots of really hot young white college-girl types every weekend, not to be missed,,,)

HeadHunter - - Damn good expose’ posting on OCSO-Vice street action.

Everyone be vigilant. Keep your head down. And, when on the street, be sure and wear a 5-layer Kevlar vest with ballistic nylon inserts in case a Barney-Fife-Type decides to shoot you with his .40 caliber Glock (As actually happened a while back in Tampa, during a “John-Sting” misdemeanor arrest,,,)

Louie

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Headhunter2000
06-28-02, 23:54
Well, my prediction came true. There is a john-sting in progress right this moment at the corner of OBT and Indiana by Cleo's Gentlemens Club, one of OCSO's favorite locations. The female cop is a hot piece-of-ass mid 20's blonde wearing tight black capri pants and a tight striped shirt. I sure would like to throw a good fucking on her. The pigs are parked on the dirt road on the other side, opposite the club. I don't see how anyone falls for these stings, they are so obvious, I could spot them blindfolded. If you have never seen a john-sting before, go take a look just to educate yourself. You can be sure dozens of guys will be entrapped by this little pig ***** and get their mugs on the OCSO website. Meanwhile, a true menace to society like myself remains a free man.

ilovegoodnugz
06-29-02, 16:05
headhunter

No full nudity, damn I can see my time spent at the University of Central Florida will be a waste of my time. Its not like the WPB scene. Its pretty easy to get laid at the clubs here as long as your smart about it. Thank for the 411.

Headhunter2000
07-08-02, 21:26
what's up, vaginaholics? it's seems to be a ghost-town here. mr. morden, you are wasting your time. you would have a better chance of finding the lord god almighty at savers. **** girls are highly overated anyhow. if you don't believe me, you will have to take a trip to mexico or any other third-world country. 20-25, that's the demographic for me. the better looking girls have left town, so obt is pretty bleak right now. i will let y'all know if i see anything interesting. i had my eyelids surgically removed because i was afraid i might miss something if i blinked. everyone should do the same.

a_k_scott
07-09-02, 23:03
I was out on Orange Blossom about 5am. 5+ sw.

newbie_02
07-16-02, 19:57
Hi, I'm new to this and I want to know where in obt is a good please to pick up some SW and about how much the price are. Also want to know is there any motel you can rent by hour around those area? If so what is the price range for those motel?

stunt
07-19-02, 19:34
What's up fellas I'm back. I had to take a break I was getting some heat, you know how it is. To all the guys that email me about getting together a couple of months ago, sorry my bad I kinda lost my connections but I still am working on get a party thats live and poppin. I still got y'all email addresses so I'll holla back. Well it is time to go hunting for some BEAVER

Later,
Stunt

Louie the Lizard
07-25-02, 22:24
Robert Killian - - “Hey guys, come look at this web page ! ! ”

Capt. Pilkington - - “You got another Lolita Page?!”

Robert Killian - - “No, Sheriff Beary made me quit looking at all of that”

Capt. Pilkington - - “Bummer, man”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “Yeah, bummer, man”

Robert Killian - - “No, it’s the World Sex Guide, and these atheist whoremongers are talking about us”

Capt. Pilkington - - “Hey, we’re the Secret Police, where did they get your name?”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “Uh, from the Information Desk?”

Pilkington and Killian - - “You’re an Idiot”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “I never was too good in school”

Robert Killian - - “Guys, what are we going to do? They are on to us. They know who I am, the secret is out, what are we going to do?”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “Uh, maybe you should take down all of those misdemeanor arrest photos from your web site, and replace them with something that would be useful to the public?”

Pilkington and Killian - - “You’re an Idiot”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “I never was too good in school”

Robert Killian - - “I’m going to do something creative. I’m going to pose as one of “them” and write some “fan mail” to Louie and to HeadHunter. Maybe I will ask to meet them and hunt for girls together”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “Naw, won’t work. I tried that from TBD’s Orlando board when I posed as Engineer2. I stood out like a turd in a pickle barrel, they all figured me out. They can spot us a mile away.”

Pilkington and Killian - - “You’re an Idiot”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “I never was too good in school”

Officer Ratchet Mouth - - “ ~Boys~ Look, the nice salesman from Smith and Wesson just brought us some more Krispy Kremes ! ! “

Killian, Pilkington, Curtin - - “ Break Time ! ! ”

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newbie_02
07-29-02, 22:32
Hi, I saw some massage parlor ads in orlando weekly. Do anyone know which one do the "extra". And also is there anything like a brothel house or whorehouse in orlando? Please email me if you know there is one around orlando. jk904@hotmail.com

JimmyDR
07-31-02, 08:26
Louie and Headhunter;

These stories are great. I am #4 and I don't live in Florida, thats great! One day we can all meet, maybe.
Stunt, I will meet you in DR and we will have a blast. I think there are 6 of us so far, at that time.

I was on OBT in 2000 and got this 20 something Spanish stripper. She was hot, nearly a 9 in looks, but I was crusing for 3 days and about 7 hours a night. If you have the time, they will show.

Headhunter
It may never be legal but some places may tolerate it, such as Nevada. Lets see, 100,000's go to the Carribean and South America to get laid. We spend Billions down there, What would that do to a local economy?

Headhunter2000
07-31-02, 20:02
Dr. Jimmy, I put you on the list as a way of saying thanks--I don't know of anyone who puts more time and energy into promoting our hobby than you.

No, we will never get prostitution legalized in America, or even de-criminalized. This country is just too sexually repressed for that to happen. But I believe we can remove some of the social stigma associated with it. This stigma is perpetuated by the misinformation provided by our public servants, the religious zealots, and the media. They would have us believe that all prostitutes are drug-addicted, HIV+, hardened criminals. They would have us believe all johns are fat, old, bald, ugly, socially-challenged perverts. We know better. OK, I concede I may be a pervert, but none of those other things. What's a pervert? Someone who is not ashamed of his natural sexual desires. Face it, WE ARE members of the animal kingdom. There are many who still deny that. And they feel the need to impose their beliefs upon us. All I try to do here is debunk their misinformation and expose the truth. I am not advocating prostitution for everyone; in a perfect world it wouldn't exist, because there wouldn't be any need for it. But it's an imperfect world, and prostitution is accepted as necessary in nearly every culture but ours. I still believe America is the greatest nation in the world, but we really are ass-backwards in a few respects. It's such a sham(e) that we have to leave the borders of our own country to have consentual sex without fear.

End of sermon. Please put some money in the collection plate and I promise you all the pussy you want in the afterlife. And the next time you see a lady with that special look in her eye, ask yourself the following question: WWHHD?

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HeadHunter for Whorelando Mayor in 2004! The Republicans will just eat up my pro-prostitution platform. I've got the nomination clinched! I'll appoint Joe Redner as Chief of Police. Hey, what did that bull-dyke Glenda Hood ever do for us? Orlando/WDW: "The happiest place on Earth?" BULLSHIT! New city slogan: "Orlando--at least it's better than Uzbekistan." Over and out.

stunt
07-31-02, 20:30
Headhunter-
Man that was so fun I am holding back tears; and hell yeah I'd vote for you we need somenone like you (in Orlando) to shake this place up. It is a shame that they want to fuck with 2 consent adults that want to fuck and let these other RAT-BASTARDS go free or with little punishment.
And yes I've been ripped off like the next guy but what we need to keep in mind is that they are WORKING for us. I try my best to stay in control of the situation at all times. If a BI*CH think she can make youdo what she want you to do,she will then think you are weak and try to grt over on you TRANSLATION you will spend more and get less REMEMBER YOU ARE THE BOSS.

JIMMY DR-
Yeah I cant wait to get to DR we are going to have a ball. I think Headhunter2000 my be joining us. We are going to be there from Sept. 3- Sept 10 it about $200 dollars cheaper if I wait few days, so that why I wont be there on Aug.29.
Yes I must also agree with Headhunter 2000 you have definitely give alot of your time to keep a lot of us informed and amused.

Stunt

JimmyDR
08-02-02, 08:31
Enter Lt Hogbreath: We now have some very important information regarding our most wanted, Jimmydr has a website and we now know what he looks like.

Http://Myweb.ecomplanet.com/BOMS8951


Killian: Shall we check out this site?

Lt Hogbreath: Yes men and you also officer Ratchet.

Killian: Damn it those girls are hot, and Jimmydr is no stud.

Curtin: I am as bald as JDR.

Pilkington: Can I put in for vacation?

Lt Hogbreath: No dipshit, we have work here.

Pilkington: Can I be excused to go to the bathroom?

Curtin: Me also, please?

Lt Hogbreath: Okay 5 minute bathroom break, and wash your damn hands.

Deliveryboy: Who ordered these donuts?

Lt Hogbreath: Leave them here asshole and get lost.

Lt Hogbreath: Boy these cream filled donuts are good.

Killian: There is no cream in those ones??

Curtin: Opps I forgot to wash my hands.

Lt Hogbreath: Well they are good anyway.

Ratchet: Lets get back to the website?

Killian: Yes I think we will needs lots of time on this.

JimmyDR
08-09-02, 08:32
Louie and Head,

I don't know if that was a joke but I thought I was the only one that traveled to other cities to Hobby. 1-20 is so true.

I am not a freak!!!!

When I get home, first I take a piss then login to WSG. Then first thing in the morning as well.

See you all in DR!!!!!

One of these days we can all have a FF in Whorelando., or at least attempt to.

stunt
09-14-02, 21:10
I too also just returned from DR. I met a lot of guys that were pretty cool. If anyone ever have the opportunity to do DR I suggest you do it. John at the Palace is a cool guy and the women they have there are some of the hardest working women in H*E business. Shoutouts to JimmyDR (of course) Diablo, Shaggy in Chi-town, Nightstalker in the big D, Raven, Huey the Englishguy, LaJazzyJeff, Mav, the "Silent One" you know who you are, Berns, there are just to many to name. I since I've been back seen a couple of nice chicks have not picked up any but I expecet to be in my routine soon.

Later
Stunt

ChillWilly69
09-26-02, 21:32
I was down your way Sunday afternoon and again today at 5 pm. There seemed to be quite a few ladies out on OBT and on the side streets to the east. None looked good enough to eat, but the reverse wouldn't hold.

Of course, the best dressed one was on Sunday afternoon. Nice dress, nice long blonde hair, but he needed a shave!

Fartknocker
09-27-02, 04:14
Well, I had an interesting night . . .

I hit the Trail about 11 pm. Didn't see much of anything, so I stopped in at one of the local strip clubs to kill some time and try out the "desperate-end-of-month-strippper" theory.

No bites. Pretty much every girl I talked to bitched about how bad the money was, but when I tried out "so do you do private parties to make the rent?" I got no bites. Either they are very cagey -- trying to keep out of trouble with OCSO-Vice -- or its not close enough to the end of the month, or they just don't turn tricks on the side at all. I plan to continue the experiment this weekend.

After I left the club, the real fun started. I accidentally barked my tires coming out of the strip club. (260 hp on tap -- go fucking figure) Turned out the guy behind me was FHP. When I saw the blue lights go on, I damn near shit my pants. FHP has a reputation for writing a ticket to their fucking mothers. Here I was about 6 beers into it being pulled over by the most hard-assed LE in the state. By some miracle I passed the field sobriety test and he let me on my way.

Most guys would scamper home after such a close brush, but not I! I figured the man upstairs must be in a good mood, so I cruised the Trail looking for a little relief for my pent-up trouser snake. I was kind of dissapointed at the findings. I'd heard that some of the girls from the strip clubs hit the streets after closing, but I sure didn't find any -- just the usual skanks.

I guess I got desperate and picked up a black chick on the 408 onramp who had a decent silhouette. "Connie" turned out to be an interesting character. She told me she was 41 years old -- shit! She still has a decent waistline, although she needs to learn to use a damn razor. Actually, she's not too bad for 40+ -- petite, slim, not too ugly. (damn, my standards are already slipping!)

I paid $40 for a half-n-half -- including the "room" which she "rented" out from some ghetto chick for $5. I suspect I could have gotten it for less. She commented that she is actually a certified "safe sex instructor" -- so CBJ was mandatory.

After all the beers I had, I just couldn't get it to happen. Rather than being put out, Connie tried her damnedest -- sucked it twice, tried three different positions, but all to no avail. I finally threw in the towel -- too much damn beer. All throughout she was pleasant and really tried her best. I was just too drunk, and her pussy was just too loose. What can you do? Anyway, I'd give her about a "C" on looks, but an "A" for attitude. She actually bought me a drink when I drove her to the convience store after the deed. Talk about above and beyond! She's the first chick I've picked up on the Trail that wasn't being a b*tch and in a real hurry. Too bad the young good-looking ones can't take classes from her.

Guess I'll have to hit things this weekend and bust that nut.

Headhunter2000
09-27-02, 07:40
260 HP, eh? Careful, careful. What do you drive, an Acura 3.2 TL Type-S? Care to post your license plate number? Heh heh. Anyhow, I admire you for still writing a coherent report, with correct spelling and grammar, even after the long night and all the beers. Keep 'em comin'.

Fartknocker
09-27-02, 09:33
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
260 HP, eh? Careful, careful. What do you drive, an Acura 3.2 TL Type-S? Care to post your license plate number?

Actually I can think of at least three other cars off the top of my head that come with 260 hp stock. The Infiniti G35 sedan, the Acura 3.2 CL-S, and any Ford Mustang with the 4.6L engine (except for the SVT models). I might own one of those. Or I could drive a Nissan Maxima and be rounding up from 255. And I certainly never said it WAS stock. A lot of cars can be modded up to 260. A Suburu WRX with an upgraded turbo, intercooler and exhaust can easily hit 260.

You're right, though, the post has too much personal information. I was coherent, but not neccessarily intelligent. Oh well, if LE wants to go through the trouble of tracking my ass down to bust me for a 2cd degree misdemeanor, more power to 'em.

The SW that I was with last night, Connie, told me an interesting story. The other girls I've picked up always seem to want to touch my dick -- one even wanted to kiss it -- to "make sure I wasn't a cop." Connie didn't bother. She said she used to do that, but she's been busted anyway after having handled the goods. I guess the cop just doesn't write that in the arrest report.

She said one time a guy picked her up and had a $100 bill in his hand. Like a good ho, she started sucking right away. When she reached for the cash, he put his badge in her hand. (Nice touch). Then he took her to an out-of-the-way place and told her she could either finish up or go to jail!

If LE actually reads this board, I hope they read that!

Headhunter2000
09-27-02, 20:27
Ah, it seems we have another common interest. The Impreza WRX is bad-ass, even stock with only 227 HP. With a little tweaking, that motherfucker can fly. For the price, it can't be beat. It's no good for mongering though--stands out too much.

This is a little off-topic for WSG, but I've been keeping tabs on the pigs' favorite locations for traffic stings (OPD/OCSO fund-raisers). The ones I've noticed: Lake Underhill near 436, Curry Ford near 436, South St. between Mills and Orange, John Young near Sandlake, John Young near Americana, and Millenia Blvd. near the Millenia Mall. Anyone know of any others? Maybe this info will save one of you lurkers out there some money that could be better spent pumping your load into one of the OBT starlets.

Speaking of all you lurkers, here's a challenge. There is another spot in Orlando for SW's that has never been mentioned on this board. I am refering to the area around Ivey Lane. (Don't ask for directions, that's what Yahoo's for.) Parallel to Ivey and one block to the west is Campanella Ave. Cruise both these streets, and all the streets that run between the two. The epicenter of the action is Cypress St. between Ivey and Campanella. All shapes, sizes, and ages can be found here, day and night, but one caveat: it's all black. I don't mean 95% black, I mean 110% black, so you rebel flag wavin' types might not want to apply. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: cruise this area, pick up a girl, and report your experience here. Anyone got the balls?

Fartknocker
09-27-02, 22:19
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
There is another spot in Orlando for SW's that has never been mentioned on this board. I am refering to the area around Ivey Lane. . . . All shapes, sizes, and ages can be found here, day and night, but one caveat: it's all black. I don't mean 95% black, I mean 110% black

Hmmm. I'm not familiar with this neighborhood. Is it reasonably safe for a non-black monger to wander about in after dark, or is it some ghetto DMZ? Not that the area around north OBT is the safest place in town, but at least you know OCSO and OPD are just a shout away. ;-)

Louie the Lizard
09-28-02, 00:03
Well, there I was, standing around at midnight in the Thermae, minding my own business, and trying to negotiate a good short-time rate with Bua.

Suddenly, the door burst open,,, I felt the stickiness of the humid Bangkok night air,,,I smelled something,,, hmmm,,, methyl mercaptan,,, dimethyl mercaptan,,, hmmm,,, I would know that barnyard odor anywhere. ~PigShit~

There they were,,,my worst nightmare,,,Local Brother had tracked me down,,,

Sheriff Beary - - “Mr. Iron Worker, we have orders to arrest you and to take you back to America. Please come with us”

IW - - “Really, now?” “,,,and on what charges?”

Deputy Pugh - - (Unfolding a mammoth document,,,) “You are charged with Thinking About Sex, Talking About Sex, Writing About Prostitution, Encouraging Illegal Activities, And Failing To Show Love And Respect For Local Brother, Big Brother, And Der Fatherland Security.” “In addition, our records show that you haven’t been to church in over 15 years.”

IW - - “Damn, that sounds real Orwellian and all, you’ve sure nuff got me on most of that.” “Listen, about the church thing, I recently enjoyed a brief but mutually satisfying tryst with a Buddhist Nun while visiting Seoknam Temple near GajiSan Mountain in Korea.” “So, could you at least drop the religious charges?”

Deputy Green - - “Iron Worker, you are disgusting ! !”

IW - - “Thank-you for noticing” “Listen, let’s do a reality check here, aren’t you boys like just a wee tad out of your jurisdiction, and aren’t you kind of like, ya know, unarmed and seriously outnumbered?”

Capt. Pilkington - - “We observe no borders. We serve Der Fatherland Security, now. Our power is unlimited.”

IW - - “Well, let’s just be practical here, OK? See Manoon over there? He is one of Bangkok’s finest, he is off-duty, he is armed, and he is on my payroll. See Nuttuwut over there? He knows his Muay Thai damned good, and he ain’t bad with a knife. Now see all these girls? - - Pim, Proi, Toy, and Oy - - they all got knives and straight razors and such. Hell, why do you think re-attachment surgery was practically invented here in the Land-of-Smiles?”

Robert Killian - - Snaps photo for his pathetic bullshit web page
http://www.ocso.com/categories/arresting/developments.html
“IronWorker, you are coming with us, don’t resist.”

IW - - “Like, just blow me, Killian, OK?”

Spec. Rob Curtin - - “Boy, you are going down hard.”

IW - - “Yeah, you noticed. You say you like it hard? It does bulge, doesn’t it? Look, fellows, I can either give you the 600 Baht for the cab fare back to Don Muang, or I can get my boys here to arrange for you to sleep with the fishies tonight in Chao Phraya River. Which way you want it?”

Sheriff Beary - - “You may think that you have won this round, Iron Worker, but you will come back to me. Look into your soul, you know it is true, I am your Father, Iron Worker.”

IW - - “NOOooooooo ! ! ”

~ POP ~

IronWorker wakes up in a cold sweat, thrashing about, flailing the air with a 24” double-dong dildo, in Luke Skywalker light saber fashion.

IW - - “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, that was almost as bad as my Richard Nixon recurring nightmare.” “Phew, glad that it was just a dream”.

IW assures himself that the natural order of things still prevails. He snuggles back between the obedient Ying and the sensuous Ling, and drifts back into a better dream,,,

Louie


Credits: Iron Worker’s dream appears courtesy of Albert Hofmann and Sandoz Pharmaceuticals; Ying and Ling appear courtesy of brothel house number 14; Manoon and Nuttuwut appear courtesy of Singh beer; and all the oinkers appear courtesy of ~YOUR~ tax payer dollars at work, trying to keep Amerika safe for the sexless Baptists.

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Fartknocker
09-28-02, 02:18
Hit the Trail again tonight. Damn, this is getting to be quite a habit . . .

OCSO was all over OBT like Rosanne Barr on a jelly doughnut. I stumbled across a major pig pile at the Shop/MacDonald's north of Holden. At least six OCSO deputies driving full-sized pickup trucks. They were wearing some BDU-type uniform instead of the reqular deputy gear, so I assume they are on some sort of special unit. I didn't see any stings in progress, but I did see a LOT of marked units doing traffic stops. Looks like Local Brother has a hardon for the Trail between Holden and I4 right now.

Still I did see a few SW's. I saw quite a few skanks up north of Premier. I nearly ass-ended some dumb john in a silver SUV picking up one particularly skanky black ho. I hope that wasn't one of you guys! <shudder> I saw some mediocre looking white chicks on OBT around Lancaster. I was in the mood for something special, though.

After about 2 1/2 hours of cruising I was ready to throw in the towel when I saw one hot fucking black chick dressed in tight jeans and a revealing black top walking the Trail over by Cabaret/ Baby Dolls. "Angel" is a very, very tall black girl with a killer figure and a very classy demeanor. She says she's only 6' 0" tall -- 6' 2" in heels -- but I think she's understating things by a couple of inches. She wanted $50 for a BJ, or $100 for sex. I told her I had $70 and wanted both, which she accepted. We pulled into an alley and tried fucking outside the car, but it just wasn't working. She's so damn tall the angles don't work, and I was constantly looking over my shoulder for a green and white. I finally gave up and had her finish me up with a CBJ in the car. Busted a really nice nut. Finally, a polite, well-spoken, beautiful ho who was willing to please. Not bad.

Now, of course, I have to wonder if I got the real deal. Given her extreme height, very tight body, and fake tits, I'm wondering if I didn't just nail a tranny. She had a nice womanly flare to the hips, and wasn't low-voiced or masculine at all, but I still wonder. In any case, if she's a tranny she's a damn good one. She could easily be working as an escort.

So anyway, the quality is out there. Next time, though, I'll make sure to check for a dick first . . . on second thought, maybe I don't want to know. ;-)

Headhunter2000
09-28-02, 13:10
Called one of my regulars last night, but she said she wasn't working because they were celebrating her friend's birthday. Whatever. Hit the track to see what fresh meat I could scare up. Pickings were quite slim. Saw two tall black girls near the strip clubs. Upon closer inspection, one was definitely a TS. Sorry, Fartknocker, I'm pretty sure this is the one you picked up. I really should bust your balls, but I like your reports, so I'm going to let you off the hook this time. Don't make a habit of it though. BTW, did you fuck him/her in the ass or did he/she have a "mangina?" Jesus H. Christ.

The other black girl was wearing a red miniskirt and an American flag-emblazoned sports bra. She looked like the real deal to me, but I was spooked by her proximity to "Angel" so I would have made her show me the prize before I talked turkey. I was all set to take one for the team but then my cell rang. It was my regular. She said she could see me after all, was I still interested? Yes.

Maybe I'll catch up with the girl in the red skirt another night. BTW, I call those OCSO redneck 4x4's "hoebusters" because that's what they're out there for. Also, I found out a new law was passed recently. If a girl gets arrested 3 times on prostitution related offenses, the charge is automatically upgraded to felony. Yes, Local Brother has a real hard-on for hoes. I don't know if this new law also applies to johns, but IMHO if you get popped 3 times, you clearly do not have the spider-sense and don't belong on the track in the first place.

Over and out, HH.

Fartknocker
09-28-02, 20:58
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
Upon closer inspection, one was definitely a TS. Sorry, Fartknocker, I'm pretty sure this is the one you picked up. I really should bust your balls, but I like your reports, so I'm going to let you off the hook this time. Don't make a habit of it though. BTW, did you fuck him/her in the ass or did he/she have a "mangina?" Jesus H. Christ.


I don't know if could answer that question. That alley was really dark, and she was contorted over trying to get down low enough to do the deed. So it was really tough to tell if I was "high" or "low." If any of you guys do pick up Angel, take the b*tch to a hotel and get her horizontal. Fucking a chick that tall is too much like trying to climb a tree with a hardon.

Angel was a woman in all the ways I care about, so I'm not sure that it really bothers me. I wouldn't knowingly do a tranny, and I will definitely check Angel out better if I were to pick her up again. But if I got baited and switched there's not a whole lot I can do about it now, and I did bust a pretty good nut. Guess I'll just have to be a little more suspicious in the future.

ChillWilly69
09-29-02, 01:06
Also, I found out a new law was passed recently. If a girl gets arrested 3 times on prostitution related offenses, the charge is automatically upgraded to felony. Yes, Local Brother has a real hard-on for hoes. I don't know if this new law also applies to johns, but IMHO if you get popped 3 times, you clearly do not have the spider-sense and don't belong on the track in the first place.

Over and out, HH. [/i]

HH: that new law Is statewide, not local, and has a rider that says that if the lady will go to a detox/intervention program the felony will be dropped. "They" say it is for the gals own good.

Member #2944
09-30-02, 00:12
Does anyone know if the dances at Rachel's are still 5 bucks? They were about 4 years ago, but I haven't been back since then. I know a girl there told me that they were going to try to raise it to $10 dollars, but it didn't work because the other places in town didn't go along with it.

Please let me know or back channel to chesterchicago@hotmail.com.

Thanks.

Lestat
09-30-02, 00:24
Hi:
I am from the NY Bronx Board....& I have to say...you guys seem to be having a whole lot of fun in here. This is how mongering should..it is truly intertaining to read your posts......there was a time when the Bronx board was like this ..but no more...keep up the fun....& if you aint having fun then get out..simple as that............

Lestat- Card Carrying Hoe Club member......HC

Headhunter2000
09-30-02, 06:34
ChillWilly: Thanks for the 411.

Chester: Rachel's was shut down by the Baptist Gestapo last year. Read about it here --
http://www.mbi-police.org/year/highlight01.html

Lestat: Yep, I've got my card too. We are having fun, and the more people who join in, the better. That's what it's all about--exchanging info and having fun.

Headhunter2000
09-30-02, 11:51
Interesting. Isn't this the same guy who is in the Banned User's Hall of Fame? It must be the same guy who clogs up the TBD-Orlando Board with useless posts as well. I hope Jackson deals with the real problem, by banning this repeat offender, instead of just deleting the entire thread. Just my opinion.

Member #2944
09-30-02, 15:34
Oh shit... Rachel's is closed? I never knew that place had ANY prostitution. Shit..had I known...

So, I assume both Rachel's north and south are closed?

Damn....

Headhunter2000
09-30-02, 17:33
Actually, I believe Rachel's South (by the airport) is still open but I don't know how much they charge per dance nowadays. It was Rachel's North that was forced out of business by LE. If you can make it over to Tampa, I think you will find the strip clubs there a lot more fun.

Muggs
09-30-02, 20:32
hey O-town mongers (headhunter, louie, jimmy, fart, morden, etc..)

Any advice for a monger coming to another town. I've learned from my past mistake. So keep me informed.

Any AMPs in Orlando?

Fartknocker
10-01-02, 12:33
Originally posted by muggs
hey O-town mongers (headhunter, louie, jimmy, fart, morden, etc..)

Any advice for a monger coming to another town. I've learned from my past mistake. So keep me informed.

Any AMPs in Orlando?

I assume you mean reccomendations on mongering in Orlando, versus general reccomendations on coming to a new town. I haven't been in the game that long, so I'll keep my reccomendations brief. My experience pertains only to SW's on OBT. If there are any massage parlors that give extras, I'd like to know about them as well. Chances are no one here is going to post details about MP's, since O-Town LE is in a habit of using WSG to do their detective work for them.

First of all, Friday seems to be the peak of police activity on OBT. LE is everywhere on Friday, and in the past OCSO has done most of their john stings on Fridays. Be very careful on Fridays.

I've heard that OBT is good for SW's all the way from Central Fla Parkway to Colonial, but my personal experience has been a little different. I've seen SWs everywhere from Taft-Vineland to Colonial, but the best hunting seems to be from Holden to the 408. Most of the SW's I've seen, and all the ones I've picked up, have been along this stretch.

The other guys can probably tell you more about the town outside of this area.

Fartknocker
10-01-02, 13:31
The last time I was out was Friday. I did see a few "average" looking white girls around Lancaster. You are right, though. Its been pretty poor hunting lately for me too. I went out Friday looking for a quick BJ and wound up spending almost three hours out on OBT before I found someone who took my fancy.

Headhunter2000
10-01-02, 18:25
Mr. Morden, you are not going blind. I haven't been able to find anything decent either. Fartknocker, you picked a real tough time to get into this hobby--we are right in the middle of a real bad drought. The better looking girls usually work between Lancaster and Sandlake after midnight, but it is hit or miss--some nights this area is totally dead. Don't give up, guys--it will pick up again.

Doombringer321
10-02-02, 15:15
Watch out serious crackdown by LE read about it on
www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-prost_sep2002.htm
This sites are always usefull to watch beacuse if you notice they target a sepcific track, so the usefull thing to do is to avoid the track they are targetting and move to the alternative hunting grounds, unless they are also dry. For example I've noticed that they targetted Westmoreland area in June and in September they targetted Orange Blossom.
Always keep on your toes peace out!!!!.

Headhunter2000
10-03-02, 06:17
Got a late start last night, and my timing paid off. LE presence was light and many girls out--smacked of the good 'ol days. The 7-11 on Jordan was a fucking zoo. Girls of all colors, in and out all night long. Saw Remi, a blonde cutie I've been trying to pick up for a month now, but she said she was waiting for someone else. I watched her stand around for 20 minutes. Don't know if her date ever showed, but she lost a lot of money just standing there. Not too bright, that one. Saw several other girls I've dated before, but I kept hearing my pal Mav's voice in my head saying, "NBN--nothing but new," so I passed on all these.

The monger gods rewarded me for my patience. Found Lisa near the Belair. White, 21, tall, thin, long curly brown hair, glasses. Not beautiful, but kinda innocent looking, a solid 6.5 at the least. Parked at one of my spots, and got the best BBBJ I've gotten in quite some time. Gave her a gyno exam while she gave me lots of slow, deep-throat action--really took the rust off the Lil' Headhunter. She caught every drop, leaving me feeling fresh and clean, and daintily spit the mess out the window like good girls do.

She had a real bad day. One trick punched her in the face, grabbed her by her hair, and took his money back after coming in her mouth. Another guy wanted Greek but threatened to smack her if she "got any shit on his dick." I told her most of the guys are cool, there's just a few assholes out there. I hope I'm right about that. I'm sure the assholes don't read WSG--they're probably not even smart enough to turn on a computer. But on the off-chance that I am wrong:

Come on guys, these girls have got it bad enough. I know Sheriff Beary's Redneck Militia of High School Dropouts treats these girls like they're sub-human, but we should know better. Beating ****** not only gives them a black eye, it gives The Game a black eye, and goes a long way toward justifying those assinine john-stings. If you have that much anger toward women, please stay home and beat your wife. I don't give a shit about her. Thank you, HH.

Heard this on Stern the other day:

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so sooner? There's a support group for that. It's called Everyone and we meet at the bar every night." --Drew Carry

Some poems:

Hear I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
--Anonymous

When I was young and had no sense
I took a whiz on an electric fence
--Anonymous

All I want is
Boom boom sucky sucky
Yum yum ficky ficky
All day, every day
Boom sucky yum ficky
Fuck work
Let's play
--HH

smikey
10-03-02, 10:41
I'll be at 'Disney' for 'business' in like 3 weeks.
Might someone be able to help out a long time WSG lurker
with driving directions to the SW hotspots?
Us newbies look to you guys for guidance
and appreciate all your expirience.
Feel free to backchannel me at :
smikeydoodle@hotmail.com

smikey
10-03-02, 12:11
Hey Doombringer.
Thanx for your help.
I'll have a car and am willing to travel to the where the ladies walk
So would still luv driving directions...
As for the escort thing, I'm up for that too.
If you have any recommendations I'd appreciate that as well.
smikeydoodle@hotmail.com

Fartknocker
10-03-02, 13:09
smikey,

The major area for SW's in O-town is Orange Blossom Trail . . . AKA "OBT" or "The Trail." I don't know what resort you are staying at, so I can't give exact directions. You need to get on I4 going east. It will actually take you northeast. Once you are out of the Rat's lair and in the Lake Buena Vista area, its about 15 miles to the OBT exit. You'll know you are getting close when you hit the John Young exit. If you find yourself seeing exits for the 408, you've gone too far.

Once you exit on OBT, you are right in the middle of the action. You can hunt north until you hit Colonial, or you can hunt south until you hit Sand Lake Rd.

Do yourself a favor and read through the Orlando WSG archives. There is a lot of good information here. Happy hunting.

JimmyDR
10-03-02, 13:11
Get yourself a room here and cruise the place. You will find some Gems but it may take hours. Well worth it.


My 200th post. HELP ME!!!

Lestat
10-03-02, 14:13
Yeah Jimmy I feel you man...I'm at 128 post & wish I could stop........but its fun though...!


OK I saw about 6 girls on this list (spanning all the months) that I would bag without hisitation.......how many did you see folks..? The rest of them..... are giving O-Town a bad name.....

www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-prost_sep2002.htm

Damn I like this board more than my own NY board......
you guy should really unite..I'm talking monthly & dues, tattoos..a tree house, meetings, pagers that you give to the girls...all of that....

NBN.....lol I gotta right that one down....


HC Card Carrying Member

Fartknocker
10-03-02, 15:00
Originally posted by Lestat
OK I saw about 6 girls on this list (spanning all the months) that I would bag without hisitation.......how many did you see folks..? The rest of them..... are giving O-Town a bad name.....


Well, you have to ask yourself why LE bothers to post pictures of johns and ho's on these websites. I'd be willing to bet they don't do it for the sake of the general public. I think they post these pics for our "benefit." The john pics are posted to try to shame those busted johns into behaving, and scare the rest of us into staying home. Posting pictures of the high-end escorts they bust probably serves a similar purpose. Those girls mostly have respectable lives outside of hooking that they don't want fucked up.

However, shaming your average chickenhead back on to the straight and narrow is a waste of time. Most of these girls are either drug addicts, or have more issues than National Geographic. Chances are they don't own a computer or surf the web, so they don't even know their pictures are posted. Even if they did they probably wouldn't care since the people they associate with already know what they do for a living.

So why are they posting the ho pics? I would say it is again for our "benefit." Local Brother is going to post pictures of the skankiest, ugliest, most unwashed bunch of chickenheads they can find. Guys who surf in off of Google after a search on "Orlando prostitution" will be horrified at the nasty-assed buncha skanks their eyes behold and will never even think of hitting the Trail. And that, my friends, is exactly what Local Brother had in mind.

When you look at those pics, consider the source. LE is not out to impress you with the quality of ass that can be had in our fine little town.

JimmyDR
10-03-02, 15:05
Yes I will stop whoring, marry a pig and give up sex. Yea right! With my last dying breath I will ask the nearest female doctor or nurse if she wants to make a few extra dollars, by doing me, right then and there.
When will they post the hot hookers they bust, and did you see the same girl get posted twice for different days. She is really very unlucky.

Are you with me "Silent but Deadly?"

Fartknocker
10-03-02, 16:22
Wanna see my favorite OPD "Bad Girl"?

Check out the May edition of OPD's "Ho's of Orlando" page for one Simonecht, Karoline K, almost to the bottom of the page.

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-prost_may2002.htm

Looks like an escort who got busted in one of OPD's little hotel room escapades (see Kilgore Trout's highly informative piece on how these operations go down).

You know what I love about her? There she is downtown getting her mug shot taken and she busts a 1000 Watt smile for the camera. A big "Fuck You" to the Man. That smile says "Yeah, snap my picture, you prick. I've been in this business since you were in middle school. By tommorrow I'll be out of here and back out on the town pulling down more in a week than you make in a month."

I'd love to pin a fucking medal on that woman's chest.

Fartknocker
10-03-02, 17:49
Originally posted by mr. morden
take a look at these there are acouple here that aren't bad looking.

http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice9-02/9Vice3.htm

Holy shit! I'm pretty sure April Brezler, busted 9/28/02, is the same "April" that popped my OBT cherry a few weeks back. Looks like the same chick, has the same name, and she was busted in the same area she was working the night I met her.

What do you think, HH? Same chick?

Lestat
10-03-02, 19:17
So you guys are telling me that the O-town SW scene has alot more to offer than what is indicated on that website...... I for one have never been to O-town..but I would like to pay a visit soon....."To Disney Of course"

I dont think that they can selectively post pics...that would be a serious law suit against them...they have to post who they bust.......

So as it stands:

O Town SW scene = 0
O Town LE = 1

Kilgore Trout
10-03-02, 19:17
You guys are right on about the cops picking and choosing which mugshots to post. All the SW's I've met have been arrested at least once, but the better looking ones never appear on the websites. Coincidence? Of course not. The cops even say on their site that the photos shown do no represent all of the arrests made.

You are also right about Ms. Simonecht. She was arrested by Detective Faberlle in one of his escort-sting operations. The sting I based my story upon took place on August 21st. I assure you my version was only slightly embellished from what actually happened.

Lestat
10-03-02, 19:56
The cops even say on their site that the photos shown do not represent all of the arrests made.


Oh.....I stand corrected..........

Kilgore: Thanks for setting me straight

Headhunter2000
10-03-02, 21:35
This is great--we've got so many mongers participating on the Orlando board now. Even the New Yorkers drop by to say hello.

For a close-up of April, the chickenhead who popped Fartknocker's cherry, click here. (http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice9-02/BREZLER,%20APRIL.jpg)

Fart, I'm not sure that's the same April I dated. Same bleach blonde but a different style of mullet. But it's been several months since I saw her, so it very well could be the same one. These girls look so different pre- and post-fix, sometimes it's like two different girls depending upon how long it's been since they smoked a little powder.

For a close-up of Fart's fourth date Angel, click here. (http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice8-02/EVANS,%20DARRELL.jpg)

Fart, I'm just fuckin' with ya, Bro. Maybe you should set these pics as your wallpaper, eh?

For a close-up of a crackwhore yours truly hit one afternoon for $15, click here. (http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice8-02/DOTSON,%20DONNA.jpg)

So I'm (almost) as bad as Fart. I'm as calloused as an old wh*re's clit. I'm not sure I even see any difference (besides price) between a 2 and an 8 anymore. A nut's a nut. To quote the Master Monger, "I don't cull none of it."

Except the trannies--I'll leave those to Fart. :)

Lestat
10-03-02, 22:24
April is the kinda chick that if it 3:30am....wait no 4:am...& you have been crusing since like 9:00 or 10:00 & havent found jack.......you will think she is hand sent directly from the mongering gods themselves............maby even buss twice....but let it be 10:30pm.....your more like..."Oh hell no, dont even look this way honey"............

Fartknocker
10-04-02, 08:07
Originally posted by Lestat
April is the kinda chick ............

April is the kinda chick who takes it in the ass for a reasonable price. She may be a little rough around the edges, but she's my kinda sl*t. Unfortunately she's got a street wh*re's attitude.

HH, too bad you don't have a real pic of Angel. I'd bet half the guys one this board would fuck her, trannie or not.

I can't wait to get out to the track again. I've been laid up with a rotten cold for the last five days. But you can't keep a good man down. This weekend, I'm gettin' some new.

JimmyDR
10-04-02, 08:23
Lestat, JDR New Yorkers all the way.

Silent but deadly, those are great links, you have there. Where are the hot hookers at? No pictures?

Must I come down there with the digital, I just may.

Fartknocker, I think you could do better, just my opinion.

Headhunter2000
10-04-02, 12:38
Originally posted by Fartknocker
I can't wait to get out to the track again. I've been laid up with a rotten cold for the last five days. But you can't keep a good man down. This weekend, I'm gettin' some new.

Spoken like a true addict. I'm looking forward to your next report. Remember, NBN.

Shit, no one believes me that there are actually good looking SW's on OBT. Oh well, more pussy for me.

Jimmy, I have a digital cam too, but the girls won't let me take pictures. Some of them actually have family and friends who do not know that they suck cock for a living. Go figure.

Fartknocker
10-04-02, 13:14
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
I have a digital cam too, but the girls won't let me take pictures. Some of them actually have family and friends who do not know that they suck cock for a living. Go figure.

So how much have you offered to pay them? I'm thinking any chick who would suck a cock for $20 wouldn't mind getting naked for a camera for another $20. Especially if you lie your ass off and tell her the pics are for your private collection only -- you'd NEVER post 'em on the internet.

He he he . . .

Lestat
10-04-02, 13:29
Been there dont that...see my post on the Bronx NY board........yes i have pics of a recent chic that I bagged

Fartknocker
10-05-02, 01:35
The monger gods must hate me . . .

I decided I was over being sick and that it was time to hit the Trail and knock the rust off, but I guess it just wasn't my night.

First of all, there really weren't that many girls out tonight. However, I did see a whole bunch of cuties around Lancaster. It was definitely the hot area. Goddamn OCSO had it figured out too, though.

I saw one really cute blond in a red basketball jersey and ripped jeans at the corner of OBT and Lancaster. I whipped around and motherfucking OCSO is right there on her. The deputy just stopped right there on Lancaster, got out, and hassled her for about ten minutes right there on the corner. I tried to keep track of her when he finally let her walk, but she slipped away.

A little later on, I see a nice slim brunnette not 50 ft. away from where the first one was, but some damn john ahead of me nailed her first.

Then the pickings started getting really slim. I shortly figured out why. OCSO was basically camping out at the Savanna Suites right beside the KFC/Pizza Hut. From there they were busting the girls from Savers to the 7-11 at Jordan. Every time I drove by, I saw 2 or 3 OCSO marked units at the Savanna reading the riot act to a different girl. It wasn't like a sting -- more of a round-up. They were just pulling the girls aside, harrassing them, and hauling them down to their camping spot. It was definitely having the desired effect.

I did pick up one ho north of Holden. She looked good from behind -- blond, nice ass, cut-off jeans. When she got in the car, she turned out to be one severely ugly, gum-chewing, white-trash chickenhead. I know HH "don't ever cull none of it," but I'm not quite that jaded.

I culled it.

After dropping off the blond crack ho, I went back to Lancaster. About this time I wound up pushing my luck and got hassled by OCSO myself. Fortunately I slid out of the shit and left the area. I cruised north of I4 and found Jack, then south to Sand Lake and found Shit.

So I went home -- 2 1/2 hours shot to hell. Jesus what a fucking mess OCSO is making OBT on Fridays. I'm thinking I need to confine my hobby hours to weekday nights when the heat isn't on quite so high.

So there you have it gents. A street report on how NOT to score on OBT.

Headhunter2000
10-05-02, 03:44
Originally posted by Fartknocker
When she got in the car, she turned out to be one severely ugly, gum-chewing, white-trash chickenhead.

I culled it.

You did the right thing. Actually, I was exaggerating a little. We've all pulled up on that chick who looks smokin' hot from the ass-end, only to be utterly horrified when we get a good look at the business-end. I've culled a few of these myself.

I didn't have any luck in Orlando either. No stings, but as you said, very high LE:Ho ratio. In addition to that cop who always parks at the Savanna, there is another cop always parked in front of In-Town Suites. His job is to monitor the Howard Johnson's across the street. It seems HJ's night manager has been complaining about the SW's strolling their parking lot.

I went down to Kissimmee and settled on a fat 24-year-old Hispanic girl. You guys should give Kissimmee a try. The girls are not good looking by any stretch of the imagination, but no worse than the majority of what Orlando has to offer. And based on the two I've met, they tend to have better attitudes. And virtually no LE to contend with down there either.

The place to look is the neighborhood NE of the intersection of 441 and 192 (Vine St.) The Budget Inn on Vine St. a couple blocks east of 441 is hot. I saw 3 there.

Fartknocker
10-05-02, 12:15
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
You guys should give Kissimmee a try. . .

The place to look is the neighborhood NE of the intersection of 441 and 192 (Vine St.) The Budget Inn on Vine St. a couple blocks east of 441 is hot. I saw 3 there.

Well, lets talk about this subject a bit. So far I've been focusing on OBT, but I'm starting to realize I need to have an alternate plan. So far on this newsgroup, I've read about a few other locations, but I really don't have much information on them. Given the LE situation on OBT, maybe we should start compiling some information on these places.

I've heard of

-- Kissimmee at the NE corner of 441 (OBT) and 192 (Vine). Low quality trailer trolls. Little LE. But what time does it start? How many ho's? How much for what service?

-- Ivey Lane, which is west of OBT and south of the East-West Espressway. HH said this is all black. Anyone check it out? Quality? Price? LE?

-- International Drive by Bahama Breeze, south of Sand Lake Rd. Reports of high quality, but very few girls. Any other Info?

-- Colonial between OBT and I4. I've personally never seen anything on this stretch. Anyone else?

-- Any others??

Okay guys, cough up the info. LE is putting us in a box because we're all hitting the same piece of pavement every night. So the most useful thing we can do is start spreading the wealth around town. The more places Local Brother has to keep an eye on, the more overtime he has to pay to his stooges. There are more of us than there are of them, so they can't possibly watch every spot every night. Time to start outsmarting the motherfuckers.

Doombringer321
10-05-02, 12:54
How about from Sand Lake Road along highway 72/19 then drive north a couple miles, I remember some hoes there around december of last year.
I know this is a long shot but when I used to go to vegas you used to find callgirls on casinos and resorts pretending to be gambling or whatever, since Orlando has so many resorts maybe they also have woman walking around they would be expensive and there would be a lott less of them since they are suposed to be "family" resorts I personally haven't tried it, but since this system works so well in say Atlanta and other mayor gambling and entretainment cities maybe it happens in Orlando too although I have not seen that kind of action, just a though.

Fartknocker
10-05-02, 13:30
Originally posted by Doombringer321
How about from Sand Lake Road along highway 72/19 then drive north a couple miles, I remember some hoes there around december of last year.

I'm not following you, DB. Do you mean 17/92, aka OBT? Sand Lake runs east to west. Which direction are you talking about?


Originally posted by Doombringer321
since Orlando has so many resorts maybe they also have woman walking around . . . just a though.

I have a friend who has done some gay escort work. (I know, kinda freaks me out too, but hey, he got $200 to let the johns suck HIS dick. Not bad work if you're the switch-hitting type). He got hooked into it by a guy who works D*sney property almost exclusively. His friend, the old pro, made the contacts for him. My impression is that the whole business is kind of a word-of-mouth network rather than pick-up business. It may be a gay thing, though. I think they tend to work together more than us hetero types.

In any case, knowing what I do of The Rat, and having a lot of friends who work for said Rodent, I think any resort pick-up girl obvious enough to attract a client would be bounced off of property immediately. There is a lot of escort work being done in the resorts, but it is very discreet.

Fartknocker
10-05-02, 16:22
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
Did you guys know that WDW hotels have a block feature on their phones that don't allow local escort services to be called? I guess the Rat wants you to use his in-house gay-boy Mouseketeers instead. Heh heh.

I suppose that depends on the resort. As I mentioned previously, I have quite a few close friends who labor in bondage to the Rat. My understanding is that at the premium resorts that feature concierge service, it is not unheard of for a guest to request "companionship." The concierge dutifully provides the numbers to local escort services, but will not take any action beyond that point. So the Rat does occasionally look the other way -- at least for the filthy rich guests.

Frankly, any gay guy who pays for sex in O-town is a lazy bastard with a lot of money. The percentage of Rat employees who are gay males is fairly high, and from what I understand, they are quite available if you know the right places to go. Orlando is hot spot for gay male tourists for just this reason. But I don't think the Whiskerd One makes a percentage off of that action.

Doombringer321
10-05-02, 16:35
I find the recent posts on WDW resorts rather intersting,
who would it thought that mickey liked same sex mouses
nevertheless I'm not discouraged because of one single fact no
tourist area with the kind of traffic and buisness conventions that Orlando hosts can't be without any side action, even white collar visitors have someone they call when their wives are not around, my own experience in the buisness only encourages this belief.
Suggested strategy concierge, bellhop, bellboys or bellgirls or whatever know everything granted Orlando isn't vegas where there might be no hoes on the street but plenty of activity in the resorts often low key escorts for example might give an "entretainment" buisness card to these hotel workers and break'em off a little something when they contribute a client. I also remember another strategy that some of my friends used was to become member of the chamber of commerce and discretely start distributing "entretainment" cards some pimps I know used to call each other when one track was hot at some point somone somewhere would have exploited this opportunity.
Since it appears that WDW resorts are dry, which I personally don't believe it appears that I will personally have to travel to Orlando for an "in depth" investigations of the matter, this board has now piked my interest I usually go to the resorts around 4 times a year never for any action for that I go to OBT, however now I have to figure this out I take it as personal challenge as a monger to lead this investigation any will defenitely post my findings.

Fartknocker
10-05-02, 17:04
DB and all others involved in this thread . . .

There is a reason HH and myself don't refer to the Rat by his proper name, and do not use the D-word when referring to his domain. The Rat's minions very aggressively pursue trademark infringment on company intellectual property -- particularly in regard to the D-word and the name that has the initials MM. I have no hard info that says the Rat does internet searches on his trademarks, but I wouldn't put it past him at all. Given the amount of influence the Whiskered One has with O-town LE, I think it best not to draw unwanted attention to this site.

Consider the wisdom of editing your previous post to remove any key phrases that might be of interest to said Rodent.

Doombringer321
10-05-02, 17:25
The mouse is all seeing all knowing.

GentlemanPerv
10-05-02, 18:33
oookay, HH, then I will indeed be crying in my legally-obtained adult beverage.

Can you share any more info about her friends? If so, I can be contacted at gentlemanpervy@hotmail.com

Doombringer321
10-05-02, 23:35
The way the scam works is the fallowing way, the girl propositions you and you go to jail if you accept. Key things to look for: girl with a beeper or pager, cell phones are okay, cars around, girl with a large purse, small purses are more typical, men hanging around her (pimps or their bosses usually stand a block away), girl in a spot that is too open, girl won't get in the car when you offer her a ride, girl is real aggressive and mentions money and sex right off the bat and doesn't ask you if you're a cop or say something provocative first. Action abounds between Gore Street, Kaylee Ave, Orange Blossum Trail and I-4. If I were you, I wouldn't fool around on Paramour Avenue or Westmoreland.
I'm heading to the track in south beach tonight today I'll post my findings on the miami board in the meantime wish me luck on the track

Peace out !!!!!!

Fartknocker
10-06-02, 01:50
Anyone who says there isn't good-looking ass on the Trail has never met the Asians . . .

I figured tonight would be monger-free. After last night I wasn't in the mood for another pissing match with OCSO, so I figured I'd hit a strip bar, burn a couple of twenties, and go home. The monger gods -- perverse, fickle fuckers that they are -- had other plans.

On my way back from the strip bar area I passed the infamous 7-11 on Jordan. What I saw walking the sidewalk made my neck snap around. (I may have my lawyer take up the issue of bodily injury with this girl if the neck brace doesn't come off soon). I pulled into a side street and made eye contact, and she came up to the driver side. Shit! I thought. If she doesn't get in the car, I'm fucking out of here. This chick is way too good looking for the Trail -- must be a cop. But after the usual "Wanna Ride?" she jumped right in.

"Asia" is a petite Phillipino/Polynesian mix, and a definite 8 on my 1-10 scale. Her prices reflect her looks -- $60 for a BJ, $100 for straight, $150 for half-n-half. Since the strip club had tapped my cash, I had to settle for the BJ. She would have gone for $50 on it, but I didn't have a $10. (Note to self: bring your own damn change when dealing with wh*res). The BJ turned out to be a CBJ, which I should have discussed earlier. I didn't mind the act taking some time, though, since she let me play with her tits and pussy during the deed. The BJ was so-so, but getting an "alright" CBJ from a hottie with my finger in her twat is far superior in my book to any BBBJ from some ugly chickenhead.

On the way back to 7-11 I told her I'd heard she had some other Asian friends. She seemed shocked to hear that her and her two friends were an item of discussion on the Internet. She took time out to point out her two friends to me, though. If anything, they look better than she does. I asked about long-time rates. Brace yourselves, boys. She charges $300 for an hour, and if one of her friend joins in for a lesbo three way, its $600.

I got the digits, but I'm not sure I'm going to be calling anytime soon. Three Franklins buys a lot of drinks down on Church Street. Get a downtown girl drunk enough, and she might even sleep with a guy like me. ;-)

The quality is out there gentlemen, but you will pay through the nose to have it.

Headhunter2000
10-06-02, 06:33
Originally posted by Fartknocker
I asked about long-time rates. Brace yourselves, boys. She charges $300 for an hour, and if one of her friend joins in for a lesbo three way, its $600.


HH Tip #69:

Guys, please, please, please do not pay this much. Those are escort prices, not SW prices. I've gotten FS from all of them and never paid anything close to this. This is how South Beach got out of hand. The guys just paid whatever the girls asked for until eventually a broke-ass motherfucker like me couldn't even afford a piece of pussy anymore. Let's all work together to keep these hoes in check.

First off, don't call the girls and arrange an outcall. You will have to pay full price if you do this. Call and arrange to meet the girl on the track. Don't talk about money on the phone--wait until she is in your vehicle to do this. Don't ask for a full hour--that's a rip-off. Tell her you want "boom boom." Whatever she says, you should counter with $100 at the maximum. Remember, you are going to have to pay another $30 for a room unless you opt for a car-date. The $100 should include sucky sucky, yum yum (if desired), and boom boom. Everything but Greek. If you want anal or if you want her to smoke a cigarette with her pussy, that is extra. I hope this helps. Have fun.

Fuck WDW. Fuck OPD. Fuck MBI. Fuck OCSO-SID. Fuck 'em all.

Over and out.

Headhunter2000
10-06-02, 10:27
FK, I will try to answer your questions. I have only received CBJ's from them. Not a big deal to me--it takes a little more work to make me cum with a raincoat on, but these girls have always gotten the job done, so no complaints from me. I think $50 is fair considering they are not crackheads and actually make an effort to look good. Likewise, I think $100 is fair for FS. I don't know about Greek--getting mud on my helmet isn't that important to me. I save that activity for girlfriends and my international mongering trips.

I don't think there is anything wrong with sharing their phone numbers with the "regulars" here, but I don't think it would be wise to clue the girls in on our little board here. I thought about doing this at first too, but the more I thought about it, it's not a good idea. They are not too bright, and they could cause trouble for us.

Fuck WDW. Fuck OPD. Fuck MBI. Fuck OCSO-SID. Fuck 'em all.

Over and out, HH

Doombringer321
10-06-02, 18:56
What is this guy talking about, are there really signs by the city saying "don't do it" if that's the case it's a major waste of money.
Interesting statement by Chester, very little stops me when on Florida hunting grounds then agin I'm not married so I can't criticise him

Doombringer321
10-07-02, 00:26
Is that right Mr. Morden well then if you all want to come to my hunting grounds by all means you're welcomed to come just let me know ahead of time and let me introduce you OBT spoiled people what miami style is all about.
Chilling her at club Level heading out to Billboards with my laptop in the car, alot of clubs in miami offer internet connections if you have a laptot, it's just blocks away from the world famous collins hunting grounds sort of gives a new meaning to the word "field reporting" if I find anything in todays adventure read about it on the Miami board.
To all the unrehabilitated mongers that still want to come to the beach email me at doombringer321@yahoo.com for an elightening 101 on mongering.

Louie the Lizard
10-07-02, 11:12
OK, just for conjecture, I will admit that the Baptist/WDW laws were written to discourage us from looking for and picking up hookers.

However, if your wife or girlfriend was walking down OBT, and you stopped to pick her up, would you have to put up with police harassment?

This is not an idle or philosophical question. This was actually the basis of a successful lawsuit against the police back in the early Seventies in Atlanta.

You see, there was a Swingers Club that was involved in all forms of weird and wonderful wildness.

A married couple that was part of the club initiated the idea of so-called -Hooker Night- (Head - - I know that if you ever get married, it will only be if the little woman agrees to do this kind of stuff,,,)

Hooker Night consisted of the lady dressing up super-slutty, very exaggerated, and walking the walk around the Peachtree and Buckhead area.

Her Hubby or Boyfriend would watch from some distance away, as she turned down other would-be Johns, and/or she fought-off territorial disputes from large black women, etc. Finally, hubby would move in and pick-up his wife for some serious back seat tube steak boogie in the local Winn-Dixie parking lot. Several couples were into this at one point.

This was a big turn-on to the couples that were into this activity.

But, the shit hit the fan when the oinkers busted one of the couples one night right after the lady got into her hubby’s car. The man and woman each produced I.D. proving who they were, same last name, and same address. Given that this was in Georgia, the only reasonable conclusions were that - - (a.) They were actually married, man and wife; (b.) They were brother and sister; (c.) They were first cousins.

But, the police did not believe any of those possibilities. The couple was arrested, hauled-in to Fulton Station, and thoroughly humiliated.

Bottom line - - there was a lawsuit, and the Atlanta pigs settled out of court, for an undisclosed sum.

Thoughts? Comments? (High Potential for OBT Pranks and Hijinks?)

Louie

Fartknocker
10-07-02, 12:51
A big factor in how well any of these "hijinks" would work depends on what the cops are and are not allowed to do by law. Quite frankly I don't know what the answer to this is, but I suspect they are really pushing the bounds. I'll give you a couple of examples.

A friend of mine stopped by the drive-thru at the Wendy's near Lancaster & OBT for a late night snack. Since the dining room was closed, he parked his car in front of Savers and ate his food in his car. Didn't take 5 minutes before OCSO rolled up on him, asked him a question or two, demanded his ID, and ran the license. When it came back clean, the cop left him alone, but still, I can't see where they get off harrassing a guy who is just sitting in his car having dinner.

The other night I saw OCSO picking up girls off of OBT when they hadn't been doing anything but walking along. Some just got hassled, but others got dragged down to a camping spot they had set up. I assume those were the ones that had prior arrests or were on probation (or couldn't talk their way out of it). These girls were not breaking any laws, but they were stopped, harrassed, detained, and often transported to another location.

So how much of this is legal? I don't know the answer to that question, but I'll bet that finding out the answer would shed a lot of light on how to throw a monkey wrench into OCSO's little "Ho War."

I suspect a lot of the lattitude they have with regards to harrassing johns has to do with the fact that the john is in a motor vehicle. LE seems to be able to get away with a lot when it comes to motor vehicle stops. Would parking your butt on a bench in a high-traffic area (say by the Jordan St. 7-11, or in front of Savers) get you harrassed, or could you tell the cop to go pound sand? Again, knowlege is the missing ingredient here. Anybody know about this stuff, or where to find out about it?

Fartknocker
10-07-02, 12:58
Originally posted by LouieTheLizard
Given that this was in Georgia, the only reasonable conclusions were that - - (a.) They were actually married, man and wife; (b.) They were brother and sister; (c.) They were first cousins.


Actually, given it was Georgia, your complete list of choices would be:

A
B
C
Both A and B
Both A and C
Both B and C*
All of the Above*

*You get an honorary Doctorate of Redneck Studies if you can figure out the familial structure that makes these last two possible.

Doombringer321
10-07-02, 15:15
Anybody know the ACLU number, I bet they know however they are currently too busy figthing John Ashcroft's warr on terror.
Seriously though aren't there organizations like the ACLU and others like it that help the general populance with this kind of situations, I have never been an activist I do however vote but I remember hearing about prostitution unions and sex workers rights and all that perhaps we should get politically involved, although I have to admit is a losing battle Florida isn't liberal ass Nevada or San Francisco every time I go out of state I hear Florida's name associated with corruption, stupidity, civil rights violations and apperently a bunch of people who can't count from 1 to 10 without hearing aid, vision aid and a second opinion.

Fuck WDW. Fuck OPD. Fuck MBI. Fuck OCSO-SID. Fuck 'em all.

Headhunter2000
10-07-02, 17:11
Originally posted by GentlemanPerv
Yeah Doombringer, they got signs all over that part of the Trail. Basically, they say "we patrol this area a lot and prostitution is a crime. Hint hint"

I was curious what those signs actually say. I was never able to read the whole thing while driving by, so I stopped and snapped a pic. Here's what the signs say:

WARNING
THIS AREA IS PATROLLED
BY THE ORANGE COUNTY
SHERIFF'S VICE UNIT.
PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL
IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA.
F.S.S. 796.07, AND WILL
BE STRICTLY ENFORCED.
THINK ABOUT IT.

I thought about it...

I'm going to continue picking up ******. It's fun, it's easy, and it's cheaper than taking a girl to dinner and a movie and then hoping to get some trim in return. Fret not, those signs are not a total waste of taxpayer dollars. As GP suggested, at least they serve to let out-of-town mongers know that they are indeed in the proper place for hunting. Please notice that the third sentence on that sign is not even grammatically correct--further proof that those who make and enforce our laws are not even fit to be floor manager at McDonald's.

Freedom is slavery. 2+2=5. I love Local Brother.

Louie the Lizard
10-07-02, 20:55
Fart Knocker, I really hate mental twisters, especially after all-night debauchery involving young girls and psychotropic substances,,,

OK, I will go for the Doctorate - -

For -All of the Above- to be true - - The couple would have to be married, and they would have to be both brother and sister and also be First Cousins,,,hmmmmm,,,,

I suppose, that if their Daddy was also their Uncle (-Uncle-Daddy-, as we say in South Georgia,,,) then perhaps this lineage could exist.

I suppose this could happen if their mama and daddy were brother and sister. Or, what if their mama got pregnant each time from her husbands neer-do-well unemployed drunk brother that lived in the trailer next door?

Do I get the Moon Pie and the RC Cola? Can I get boiled peanuts with that? Pork Rinds?

------------------------------------------------

OK, On another more serious issue - - join up at www.aclu.org

For the suggested Hooker Night -hijinks- to work, you need witnesses, and a lawyer, and maybe an investigator. Now, do any of you guys perhaps know a sexually adventurous married couple? Can you talk them into trying Hooker Night? They should of course go lawyer-shopping first and get good advice before reverse-stinging the Gestapo. So, let us say that they get advice from Ira Greenstein, and Sam Spade is the private eye. The couple will have to be coached on knowing their limits on provoking the pigs, and Sam would have to get the whole bust on audio/video tape from some distance away,,,

I will bet that it would at least make the news and the talk shows. If it went to Civil Court as a lawsuit (pain and suffering, humiliation, harassment, etc.) I suspect that the porkers would settle out of court, they usually do.

Happy Mongering,

Louie

Headhunter2000
10-08-02, 01:46
Originally posted by LouieTheLizard
Perhaps a less risky approach would be to print-out these Advice for Working Girls leaflets, and leave them at the 7-11, or where ever,,,

Perhaps we can name this initiative -The OBT Freedom Project-


OK, let's analyze this a bit. There are 3 ways a girl can get arrested for prostitution on OBT:

1. Mapping. If she is "mapped" and she is in the "mapped zone," she can be arrested on sight, no questions asked. We need to find out exactly how far the "mapped zone" extends. Can local ordinances be found online? Also, we need to encourage the girls to spread out, instead of all congregating around that damn 7-11. It's too easy for Piggy to control the action when it's confined to such a small area.

2. The Sting. Curtin, Faberlle, et al. go around in plainclothes in their SUV's and Kingcab's with tinted windows and proposition the girls. They expose themselves and touch the girls and do all the things cops are not allowed to do to bust the girls. These asswipes stand out like turds in a pickle barrel to the smarter girls, but the less-experienced ones are not so well-versed at detecting pig shit, and they get popped this way.

3. The Sworn Statement. Piggy is relying on this method more and more lately. Piggy sees the girl get into a vehicle, Piggy pulls the vehicle over, Piggy intimidates the driver into signing a sworn statement against the girl. The only way to tackle this is to educate the fellas, which is what Louie has been trying to do all along. The problem is that only a small percentage of the guys on OBT are WSG readers. Getting the girls to spread out would help this problem as well. The stretch between the Beeline and Taft-Vineland has a lot of potential, if only more girls would take advantage of it.

The Bottom Line: Hoes and tricks have to unite if we are to stand a chance against Local Brother's thugs.

Over and out.

Doombringer321
10-08-02, 10:25
Good Idea Headhunter, about the mapped zones I know we all hated but we are going to go to the pigs website to find the mapped zones or simply call your local police station they are required by law to inform you of any new regulations or just call city council, if they don't inform you will have a legitimate complaint againts the city, let's use our rights and flip it on these assholes we need to work together on this people.
About the OBT Freedon Project I'm down for whatever anybody know anybody that prints out fliers for free, the infromation that will have to go on the fliers is the mapped zone and the good ideas that Headhunter suggested.
For this to work somebody will have to hit the track and pass out infromation fliers to the girls but whoever is doing it is going to have to refrain from mongering while the project is going on.

Doombringer321
10-08-02, 16:28
What is Mr. Morden talking about, I could be wrong but I don't remember ever a time when there girls around the day time unless it was a trucker stop.

Fartknocker
10-08-02, 18:10
They're there, mr. morden -- just really scarce. I saw one girl walking the street WAY down south on OBT by Taft-Vineland around noon this last Sunday. She was a skinny blond chickenhead sort who was looking over her shoulder at the traffic way too much to just be out for a stroll. A few weeks back I saw a couple of them in the late afternoon south of Sand Lake -- one by Best Buy and the other by McDonalds.

I'm not saying the area south of Sand Lake is better during the day. That's just the area I tend to frequent for normal shopping purposes during the day, so that's where I see them. You might give it a try, though, if the usual areas are dry.

Fartknocker
10-08-02, 20:08
I wasn't out last night. Gotta go to work occasionally so I have money to finance my habit. ;-)

I was just commenting on general daytime mongering. I find that I now look out for them just when I'm driving along on OBT. There definitely are some out and about during the day, but I have yet to see anything good-looking enough to bother. Anybody have any other experience with daytime tail?

Headhunter2000
10-08-02, 21:33
Wait a minute, I'm confused. Who said who didn't know what who was talking about? Heh heh. Actually, I agree with MM. The number of girls working the day shift has declined lately. I rarely pick up girls in the daytime, but like FK, I keep my eyes open. It does seem like the day shift crew is even uglier than the ladies of the night, but maybe we just get a better look at them in the unforgiving sunlight. Scary thought. Actually, I did see a decent-looking brunette today, around 2PM, near Holden. I didn't stop but I was tempted to. Anybody remember that 30'ish brunette with glasses who used to work the Lancaster area afternoons? I never stopped, but I must have seen her out there a hundred times over the course of a couple years. I wonder if she moved, died, or squared up?

Headhunter2000
10-08-02, 23:37
Maybe you better send that question to Dear Abby. Just kidding. How old is she now? What type of crimes?

Fartknocker
10-09-02, 07:34
Originally posted by mr. morden
she's 26 now will be 27 next month. she has been arrested for everything from drugs to theft to agg assault.

Sounds very familiar. In my early twenties, I pretty much did every self-destructive thing I could think of. I drank 4-5 nights out of the week. I shoplifted everything that wasn't nailed down -- even pulled off a couple of B&E jobs. I took every drug I could get my hands on. (The only reason that didn't turn out disastrously was because I wasn't well-connected enough to get a steady supply). Basically I wanted to do everything my way and I didn't want to be part of the "system." Only by luck did I not wind up doing some jail time myself.

Now here I am, not so many years later, getting up before dawn to work for one of the largest companies in the world. I have a sizable car payment, school loan payment, and all the other usual obligations. I don't drink more than a couple times a month, and drugs are out completely because I have to submit to random testing. Not only do I not steal everything I can, I don't even pirate software. (At my income level it just isn't worth it to put up with no technical support.) All my "Nine Inch Nails" albums sit around gathering dust, while 2 out of the 6 disks in my car's CD-changer are "The Corrs."

I wouldn't be surprised if the next decade sees me getting a house, a wife, a job in management, and maybe even some kids. I suspect this phase of picking up street wh*res may be the last hurrah before I become completely respectable. So much for the great Rebel I used to be. I am now thoroughly a part of the system I used to despise so much. So what changed?

I got older.

I didn't really change. The same old desires are still there, I just got tired of paying the price. You know, the grinding poverty, the hangovers, looking over your shoulder for the cops all the time. All the fun consolation prizes you get for doing things your own way.

Your friend has a little more piss and vineger in her than I did if she's still going strong at 27, but I assure you, if she lives to her late 30's, she will eventually change. She will get out of jail, having spent the majority of her adult life behind bars, and decide it just isn't worth it to buck the system anymore. She'll get married, get a job, buy a house, and fill it full of all the useless shit respectable people need to have. Chances are there isn't a thing you can do to hasten the process. Stick around, be her friend, and hope she doesn't get killed before she gets her head out of her ass. In another decade, the two of you will probably sit around over a beer at some depressingly mainstream chain bar, like TGI Fridays, and laugh about all the crazy shit she used to do "back in the day."

JimmyDR
10-09-02, 08:11
Yes get married and after a few years when she puts on some weight and you don't get any, you will return to where it all began. Save yourself the Alimony and child support. About half the guys that go to DR with me are divorced and paying out their asses.

Doombringer321
10-09-02, 11:29
I'm posting during my lunch hour, so it's going to have to be short
but I was looking at the web news and found this interesting article http://www.msnbc.com/news/809825.asp?pne=msn

Fartknocker
10-09-02, 11:45
Originally posted by JIMMYDR
Yes get married and after a few years when she puts on some weight and you don't get any, you will return to where it all began. Save yourself the Alimony and child support. About half the guys that go to DR with me are divorced and paying out their asses.

Yeah, I know the deal. She gets half your money, and you get sex once a week for the first year, and once a month thereafter. Marriage is really just another form of prostitution -- an exceptionally uneconomical form. If you put a pencil to it and figured out how much you are paying per sex act, I suspect you would find that escort rates are a bargain in comparison.

I've managed to stay single and childless up till now, and I have even less reason to change that now that my financial situation has improved. Marriage just seems an inevitable part of my decline from the young rebel I used to be to the corporate peasant I am becoming.

Speaking of DR, I've been thinking about taking part of my Christmas time off and heading out there. How is DR around Christmas? I've heard the scene there is in decline. (not as many pretty girls -- prices going up) Any comment on that?

JimmyDR
10-09-02, 14:04
Fart


Read the DR section or email me.

Jimmydr@blackvoices.com

Doombringer321
10-10-02, 16:48
Is anybody here a member of the


http://thee*oticreview.com/main.asp


board I'm either fucking stupid or these people are, they have this submitt two reviews and you become a VIP member type thing. Now I banged many bitches most of them are escort types or girls that are regulars of mine or friends of my regulars or their sisters you get the idea. Well since I have plenty of phone numbers of "hobby providers" I submitted the standard 2 reviews to become a member well I submitted and I get an E-mail complianig that my review needs to be revised or that I need to edit it or this or that, apparently these people want Penthouse letters type reviews and I'm not down with posting often inflated hyperbole is this something new or has it always been this way.

Headhunter2000
10-11-02, 20:55
YELLOW ALERT

No, I'm not talking about the Asians. I think we're about due for another john-sting, so if you plan on visiting the track tonight, dust off your dimethyl mercaptan sensors, boot up your pattern recognition software, and focus your spider-sense. I'll post later if I see anything.

rockcc
10-11-02, 23:38
FArtknocker,

you mentioned a asian/polynesian type by a 7-11. Where is that 7-11? On the trail? I have been searching for that kind for a while. Let me know what you can.

AnonJohn
10-12-02, 00:26
Originally posted by Doombringer321
I'm posting during my lunch hour, so it's going to have to be short
but I was looking at the web news and found this interesting article http://www.msnbc.com/news/809825.asp?pne=msn

It sounds like this prosecutor guy is a major Floridian asshole. Is it just me, or does anybody else think his tactics fly in the face of the 1st amendment? I'm reading this story and I just think "Orwell". The web operator should get a fucking gold medal for standing up for his rights.

Fartknocker
10-12-02, 08:05
Originally posted by rockcc
FArtknocker,

you mentioned a asian/polynesian type by a 7-11. Where is that 7-11? On the trail? I have been searching for that kind for a while. Let me know what you can.

Yes, on the Trail. The 7-11 at Jordan and OBT is where the three asian girls tend to hang out. Jordan is a small cross street between Lancaster and Sand Lake. Yahoo it for better directions.

Be careful in this area. While the best ass on the trail seems to be found around Lancaster to Jordan, LE knows this too and has been aggressively patrolling the area -- especially on Fridays.

Fartknocker
10-13-02, 02:14
Dead, dead, dead . . .

I was wondering why this forum has been so dead lately, and after hitting the Trail I figured out why.

I went out about 10 pm tonight and did a couple of passes at the usual areas. Nothing. So I hit a strip bar to kill some time and let the scene heat up. At around 12:30 pm I went back out on the prowl. The major events of the night:

Got pulled over AGAIN! Fuck! That's three times in a month. I swear, OBT has more motherfucking LE per mile than any other piece of pavement in central Florida. If your driving is so much as bit out of the norm, you WILL get pulled over. For the third time in a row, I skated without so much as a warning, but FUCK is this shit gettin OLD!

I must have made 6 or 7 passes on Lancaseter and the 7-11 at Jordan over the course of an hour. I kept seeing the same young black chick over and over again. Finally, I'd had enough of a look at her to go ahead and pick her up -- I mean, what the fuck, I prefer white, but at this point I just wanted to get my dick sucked. I didn't take me long to figure out why she was out on the Trail so much.

"You aren't are a cop, are you baby?" she says while massaging my package. Stupid fucking question, you dumb wh*re. If I WERE a cop, I'd lie to you and you'd be going to County tonight.

"No, not me."

"Do you have a room?" she asks.

"Nope" I reply.

"Well, you can get one up here -- it will only cost $40." she says.

"I'm afraid forty bucks is all I have on me" I tell her -- which is the truth. I'm starting to get fond of one particularly charming stripper at my club of choice, and she's very good at chipping into my wh*ring money. I'm going to have to cut her off if this wallet drainage keeps happening on a regular basis.

"Well, if $40 is all you have to spend, you can just drop me off right here" she snaps back.

Oh Reaaaallly? I look her over once again. She's got a nice figure -- decent face. The fact that she's black takes $20 off my top-end price, though. There is really an overabundance of black ass on the Trail, and I'm not inclined to pay premium price for it. The fact that she's not even willing to NEGOTIATE any service for $40 seriously puts me off.

So I dropped her off at the Wendy's by Lancaster. When I came back for another pass 20 minutes later, I saw her still out on the Trail heading south. Stupid greedy fucking wh*re. You could have sucked my dick and have been $40 richer by now, but you'd rather play call girl. Fine by me, b*tch.

So anyway, I made another couple of passes, saw absolutely nothing I was interested in, and headed back home about 1:30 am.

Gentlemen, some of you motherfuckers are seriously overpaying, and it is pissing me off. No ho, particularly no average-looking black ho, should be blowing off $40 without so much as counter-offer. Let's please keep this in check. If the hobby becomes much more expensive, I'm just going to have to get a gym membership, start working out, and get ass through legitimate means. God forbid!

Headhunter2000
10-13-02, 06:26
Three times in one month! I don't want to sound like a know-it-all, but I've only been pulled over that many times in the past 2 years. Either you're a really shitty driver, or you're just being too damn obvious about what you're doing.

Shit, I picked up that same black girl. You know what she said? "It's $100 for a date." You know what I said? "See ya later, Boo." I was actually specifically looking for a black girl, and she was kinda cute, but not $100 cute. Fuck no. Did you notice her boyfriend/pimp trailing her 50 yards back? I did. If he wants new 20's on his Caddy, his little shorty is just gonna have to drop those prices. This is Whorelando, not South Beach.

I ended up dating a repeat. I wanted new coochie, but it just wasn't in the cards, so I took what was available. I was again reminded why I hate OBT on Friday and Saturday nights--600 guys, 600 cops, 3 ******.

I'm surprised you keep going back to those stripclubs. I've been inside an Orlando stripclub exactly once in my life. I left after 20 minutes and swore to never return. During my 20 minutes, I was hounded by several ugly girls with clothes on who seemed to think I should pay them to sway their hips in front of me. Fuck no. Is this still what it's like, or have they improved?

This is a little off topic, but there was a Cuban stripper in Tampa I was crazy about. She routinely gave me HJ's when I bought lapdances from her, so I thought more might be available. I tried my damnedest but it never happened. I was so infatuated with her, I probably would have paid almost anything, but she just wouldn't sell that pussy. I was disappointed, but I guess I kinda respect her too for drawing a line and not whoring herself out to the highest bidder like most girls do. Fuck, I'm getting horny again just thinking about her.

Over and out.

Headhunter2000
10-13-02, 11:59
Originally posted by Fartknocker
In the past when I've become a regular at a strip club, I've found the doors to activities outside the club eventually open. I've dated more than one dancer over the years. Even if the GF angle doesn't work out, being a "regular" should make pay-for-play with the dancers a whole lot easier.

That makes a lot of sense. I guess I'm just lazy. I want instant gratification, not a long-term project. If Orlando was more like Tampa, I would find this stategy more viable. But I just can't bring myself to pay for those "air dances" when I know F/S is available right outside on the street for practically the same price.

Fartknocker
10-13-02, 12:15
To be honest, I am kind of a Cheap Charlie when it comes to strip clubs. There are a couple of clubs in O-town that have a $4 cover, and dances are only $5. The one I go to has regular specials thoughout the night, too, so I usually spend more on beer than I do on dances and stage tips.

Sure I could spend the $40 out on the Trail getting a BJ from a pretty nice piece of ass, but the whole thing is over in 15 minutes. Forty bucks at one of the cheaper strip bars gets me a couple hours of entertainment and a pretty good beer buzz.

And then there are the long-term prospects . . . Dancers need boyfriends, too. And even the lesbians need rent money. We'll see what happens.

Doombringer321
10-14-02, 16:44
Wish the Miami board had that many posts, it feel like I'm the only monger on the prowl down her.

Gpiper
10-14-02, 22:34
Doom: you know you're not the only monger on the prowl down there.. It's just that i'm the poor mans version.

Kilgore Trout
10-15-02, 01:03
ORLANDO VICE

[cue 80's synth score...]

- Chronicling the adventures of the MBI, Orlando's secret police -

Starring:

MBI Det. Alex Vicente Faberlle as Himself
MBI Det. W. McCue as Himself
MBI Det. Ray Peters as Himself

With special guest appearances by Rev. Pat Robertson as Himself
and the MBI "Takedown Team" as Themselves


Episode 3: "MBI Gay Cruising"

[This week's adventure takes place at the MBI's favorite stomping grounds, Colonel Joe Kittinger Park, near the Orlando Executive Airport. Colonel Joe was a USAF pilot, and in 1960 he became the first man to break the sound barrier during a freefall while making a parachute jump from 102,800 ft. (19 miles high!) Colonel Joe had no idea a public park would later be named in his honor, nor could he have predicted that said park would become Orlando's most notorious gay cruising venue. Strange fuckin' world, ain't it?]
[0800: A briefing is underway at MBI HQ. Let's listen in, shall we?]
Lutz: Alright boys, I just got vord from Zee Rat. He vants something done about zee qveers. Zey are tarnishing zee City Beautiful's sqveaky clean, family-oriented image. Of course, ve cannot publicly denounce zee gays; zat vould be a PR nightmare. Ve must vork under zee radar. On zat note, I vould like to introduce a very special guest, founder of zee Christian Coalition, Rev. Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson.

[cheers, catcalls...]

Robertson: Thank you, thank you. It's an honor to be here. Let's get right to it: the reason I'm here in Orlando is to visit the frontlines in the war against Satan. I'm tired of battling his minions from the pulpit; I want to get into the trenches. And I'd like to thank my good friend William Arthur Lutz for giving me just that opportunity. Homosexuality is a plague, and if we don't do something about it, Orlando will become the next San Francisco or Austin, Texas. Now let's go do God's dirty work!

[cheers, catcalls...]

Lutz: Zat's right. Pat's going to be accompanying our team, led by Detective McCue, on some very special ops, starting today vith Operation Cornhole. Now make Father proud and go stomp some qveers!

All: Sieg heil!

[0930: We now join Det. McCue, Rev. Robertson, and the Takedown Team at Kittenger Park.]

McCue: It's easy Pat. All you gotta do is go into the men's room and wait. When someone shows up, tap your foot and ask him if he wants to party. When he exposes himself, call us on the radio, and we'll come in with the cuffs. Got it?

Robertson: Anything for the good Lord.

[Pat goes into the men's room and waits. Meanwhile, McCue is recording the license plate numbers of the vehicles in the parking lot.]

[0945: Pat's first target shows up. Pat is unaware that the MBI have pinhole cameras with 250 mW military-grade 2.4 GHz video transmitters hidden in the men's room. The video signal sent by these transmitters can be received and recorded up to a mile away by the MBI's "mobile receiving station" (a van with an antenna in layman's terms.) In the "old days" (a year or two ago), this signal would have been recorded on an S-VHS deck; nowadays, it's dumped directly to a hard drive. The video footage acquired through these means has never been submitted into evidence; rumor has it the master tapes are locked in a vault somewhere...]

Robertson: [taps his foot] Well, Boy, you wanna party?

Qveer #1: Fuckin'-A, Lover. [puts his cock into the glory hole]

[Pat knows he is supposed to call for backup at this point, but the sight of that big cock overtakes him, and he starts sucking away. Qveer #1 soon cums, and Pat gulp-gulps every drop. Waste not, want not...]

Robertson: Good Lord! I haven't had this much fun since I took those choirboys on a weekend camping trip!

[0955: Qveer #1 leaves, and Pat whistles "Glory to God" as he patiently waits for another potential partner to arrive...]

[1000: Pat is elated to hear Qveer #2 enter the adjacent stall. The Bible says it is better to give than to receive, but Pat is ready for some receiving. He puts his cock into the glory hole, still whistling his favorite hymn. Qveer #2 is no rookie; he siphons old Pat's prostate until the Reverend begs for mercy.]

Robertson: Sweet Jesus, Boy! I think there's a place for you in my choir!

[Qveer #2 enters the glory hole, expecting Pat to return the favor. Pat is about to comply when McCue and the Takedown Team barge in with weapons drawn. Q: How many thugs does it take to arrest one harmless qveer? A: As many as your wasted tax dollars can afford.]

Takedown Team: Freeze, Asshole!

[McCue enters Pat's stall and zaps Qveer #2's cock with his police-issue M-18L Taser. A thud is heard as Qveer #2 hits the deck, rendered unconscious by the Taser's 50,000 V discharge. Qveer #2 may later be tempted to file a complaint for the MBI's use of excessive force, but rest assured, his complaint will be summarily dismissed by Sgt. William Neumann of OPD Internal Affairs. Are you really surprised?]

McCue: Pull his ID and get a mug shot for my website. And get some explicit shots for my private collection.

Takedown Team: Yes, Sir!

Robertson: Wow, this is really exciting! Maybe I should've been a vice cop instead of a bloodsucking evangelist!

McCue: Yeah, operations like this one are the reason I volunteered for Vice. I get lots of freebies, and my wife can't complain about me cheating, because I'm only doing my job!

Takedown Team: Sir, I think you'd better come take a look at this.

McCue: What is it?

Takedown Team: His ID says he's Officer N. Pugh of OCSO-SID.

McCue: Godammit! Those assholes are supposed to clear ops with us first! This is my territory! They can have the cruisy toilets at the mall, but Kittinger is mine! All mine!

Takedown Team: Should we arrest him?

McCue: Don't be stupid, he is one of us, and therefore exempt from following our laws. Escort the Reverend outside and make sure our cover story is straight. We can't have simple-minded civilians finding out what we really do. Now go! I've got to give Officer Pugh some one-on-one training in proper police protocols. Oh, and let me borrow those cuffs...

Takedown Team: Yes, Sir!

Robertson: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Takedown Team: Hallelujah!


[roll the credits...]


"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. This is not a message of hate; this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."
--Pat Robertson [on "Gay Day" at D*sney World from "The 700 Club" June 6, 1998]

Author's Note: Orlando Vice is a work of fiction dedicated to the brave men and women in law enforcement who risk their lives day and night to make the streets safer for all of us. Special recognition to Bill Lutz, Director of the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation, a man who genuinely believes he is making the world a better place.


To be continued...?

Fartknocker
10-15-02, 19:05
Nice one, KT. It's good to hear that the separation of Church and State is alive and well. I'm not sure the fundamentalist whacko most suited to this task is His Righteousness the Right Reverend Roberts. (How's that for some illiteration?) I believe ol' Jimmy Baker was the televangelist voted "Most likely to order Tube Steak for dinner." Of course one can not forget Jimmy Swaggart, who will very likely be cannonized as the patron saint of whoremongers when he gets around to dying (likely of a heart attack due to excessive masturbation while ogling an ugly hooker).

Oral Roberts could probably fill in on the next episode, if necessary -- that is if you give him $10 million to save his ministry and another $5 mil for Viagra. (Otherwise God will kill him.) The new boys on the block, like Benny Hinn, are too really too busy cleaning out the rubes and tooling around town in their Mercedes Benz's to do the good Lord's work by busting fags.

Hallelujah, brothers!

Louie the Lizard
10-16-02, 00:45
Fellow Whoremongers,

It is with great pride that the almost unlimited resources of Catfish Productions (Incorporated, Limited, Amalgamated, and Heavy Friends,,,) brings you secret photos from the secret files of the secret MBI’s.

These crime scene photos are allegedly from the Lutz Private Collection. My associates, Ivan and Nicolai, paid one of the Gestapo lackeys the princely sum of 5,000 Cambodian Riel (approximately $1.36 , in real money,,,) to obtain these rather revealing crime scene photos that allegedly depict Pat Robertson, Bill Lutz, and Nancyboy Pugh at Kittenger Park, in Operation CornHole.

I had no idea that these leather-licking schlong-slurping jack-booted thugs were really so much into their work.

To see for yourself - - Just go to - -

http://******************/fromthembifiles

Warning - - I recommend that you place at least a 10-mil sheet of polyethylene on anything in hurl range, in order to protect your keyboard and monitor when you gag,,, (these images are not for the feint of heart,,, parental discretion is advised,,,)

Louie

Legal Disclaimer - - I believe that it is my First Amendment right to post stories, fantasies, and general information on Internet Bulletin Boards such as this one. I also believe that it is appropriate to politically lampoon public officials that carry out a narrow agenda that enforces their concept of morality upon consenting adults. The board owner is responsible for determining the appropriateness of each post.

Fartknocker
10-18-02, 07:21
Another interesting observation from the OPD "ho files" is that a lot of girls get busted on Westmoreland. This is a North/South running street about two blocks to the East of OBT up by Colonial. Looks like the girls are walking Westmoreland just south of Colonial.

Thanks for the tip, OPD.

Orlando Goat
10-19-02, 10:32
It seems that a few new scrub facilties have cropped up as of late. Has anyone been to these new additions. Is Orange County Vice losing their touch? Had the pleasure of trying out one of the new ones, by far the best scrub experience in town.

Orlando Goat
10-20-02, 10:49
The one of interest is on 17-92 in Maitland/ Winter Park across from an auto dealership.

Headhunter2000
10-22-02, 19:38
It's good to be back in Whorelando--time to get this board going again. Take a look at Killian's latest crop of cuties. (http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice10-02/10Vice1.htm) Anyone see any familiar faces? I am embarrassed to say that I recognize one: Ms. Sarah Huckins. (http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice10-02/HUCHINS,%20SARAH.jpg) Stay away from her. Far away. She has the worst attitude and performance of any streetwhore I have ever picked up. Someone must have bailed her out of jail because I saw her on the track just last night--her disgusting cellulite-ridden assmeat just barely covered by the pink dress she was wearing. It was a year ago I had the misfortune of meeting her. Here's a quick bio:

1. She has been a SW since age 17
2. She claims to have sold pussy in all 48 continental states
3. She comes back to Orlando a few times every year
4. She works nights anywhere between Americana and Sandlake
5. She uses the name 'Jennifer'
6. She stays at the Kingswood Motor Inn on Lee Road
(These last two were true last year but may no longer apply.)

Please don't pick her up no matter how desperate you are. Let's drive this skag out of town. Don't even let her blow you for a pack of cigarettes. I'm not exaggerating--she really is that awful.

-----

I was starting to think I had lost the spider-sense. I couldn't find shit in Miami--one of the largest, poorest cities in the country. And I couldn't find shit my first night back home either. Self-doubt is an awful thing. I am proud to say I've got my mojo back. I found a young "Chelsea Clinton in her high school years" look-alike named 'Angie.' Not beautiful, but cute and innocent looking. She says she's 18. I asked to see some ID to make sure I wasn't committing a felony, but she wasn't carrying any so I had to take her word for it. She is from some little piss-ant burg in Kansas. I guess she got tired of her daddy raping her so she ran away from home. If it weren't for abusive daddies, there would be very few ****** and strippers in this world. So I guess I should thank them for turning their daughters out for me. Strange fuckin' world, ain't it?

Angie told me straight up she was on her period so she could only do a BBBJ. I ended up paying $40, which is too much, but I was really turned on by her resemblance to the ex-First Daughter so I gave in. She did a real nice catch 'n spit job so I guess it was worth it. I asked for her number but she said she didn't have one. I really want to fuck this girl when she gets off the rag but I am afraid she will be in jail by then. We all know OCSO deputies like to keep the young ones all to themselves. So it's a race against time. What will come first--the end of Angie's period or the end of her career as an OBT SW? Any bets?

-----

Two more ****** we need to blacklist: one is named 'Misty.' I think the other is 'Michelle' but I can't remember for sure. They work together. They look good from a distance but ugly close-up. They won't do anything for under $50. Let 'em starve until they learn their proper value. Hey, it's a hardball world.

Doombringer321
10-23-02, 00:59
Heandhunter I'm sure you haven't lost your spider sense, and sorry I was not able to post but I dissapeared at this hoe house for a couple of days read a about it on the Mimia board maybe you can point out your strategy and I can correct you on where you went wrong.
I wish we could have hooked up we would have really had a blast but I was gone to whoreland for the past couple of days and didn't check my computer.

GentlemanPerv
10-23-02, 16:44
They do stings EVERY weekend....or darned close to it. I wasn't even looking last weekend and saw some poor guy get nailed....and I dont mean in a good way.

Doombringer321
10-23-02, 18:35
Damm you guys you really must have the gestapo or asshole politicians up there, every time I read there is almost as many post on busts as hoes it's at times like this that I'm glad I live in Miami we might have people who can't count and coorupt cops but at least they get less of a hard on when busting hobbysts and providers

Louie the Lizard
10-24-02, 00:33
Re: -The Bad, The Good, and The Ugly-

Our foundation, The Federation of ******, Pimps, and Tricks, AFL-CIO, Local No. 69, has agents actively working in the field to protect your rights.

We have recently detected cleverly planted catch-phrases in the most recent HH2000 post. We fear that this means that Big Brother may have captured Head, and implanted a dreaded thought-control chip. Will you please help us to help Head?

As evidence, we have observed that HeadHunter is almost quoting a Feminist mantra when he says - -

-She is from some little piss-ant burg in Kansas. I guess she got tired of her daddy raping her so she ran away from home. If it were not for abusive daddies, there would be very few ****** and strippers in this world. So I guess I should thank them for turning their daughters out for me.-

Just to clear-up this point, may I please comment on two politically-correct feminist sayings and state the real facts? Thanks, I think that I will - -

1.)The fems say that
–Rape is About Power-
Bullshit. Rape is about horniness. In countries where prostitution is cheap and plentiful, there is almost zero rape.

2.)The fems say that
–For Every Bad Girl There is a Bad Father Figure-
Bullshit. (and you know better,,,) Girls sell their flesh because it is all that some of them know how to do; Girls hustle because the market forces exist. We are there to buy it, and (in Amerika,,) demand exceeds supply. Girls learn at an early age that they can use their seductiveness to get what they want. There are lots of reasons, other than –Bad Daddies-.

Please, just send a little of your money today, and we will do our best to re-program HH.

Just forward all of your funds (non-traceable 1,000 Franc Swiss Bank Notes preferred,,,) to - -

The Federation of ******, Pimps, and Tricks, AFL-CIO, Local No. 69
c/o Louie the Lizard
9-99 Young Ho Blvd.
Tashkent, Uzbekistan OU812

Your contributions are of course tax deductible. Also, I have some preferred pre-IPO shares in my forthcoming offshore Brothel Boat business that I would like to sell to you,,,

Want a piece of candy little girl? (Early training is important,,,)

Louie

Headhunter2000
10-24-02, 02:52
Holy Shit, Louie has really blown a gasket this time! He has made numerous allusions to hallucinogenic drug use during the 60's. Wanna know the truth? Ol' Louie was a government guinea pig in Operation 112. It's true--I have it on good authority from my buddy KilgoreTheTrout, a Vietnam vet and member of the Red Mafiya. It turns out Uncle Sam had this clever idea about using BZ (3-quinuclidinic ester of benzilic acid) to sap Victor Charlie's will to fight. The plan was to add massive quantities of this agent to the Agent Orange crop dusters. Kill the foliage, and send the gooks on a serious "bad trip." Two birds with one stone, clever eh? BZ is a "persistent" hallucinogen, meaning it has recurring effects that can last a lifetime. Just ask Louie. I suspect he was on a chemically-induced "flashback" when he wrote that post.

"Vietnam can kill me, but it can't make me care."

Over and out, Head.

[Hokay, maybe I was wrong when I stated that, "If it weren't for abusive daddies, there would be very few ****** and strippers in this world." The truth is a majority of U.S. sexworkers (strippers, pornstars, streetwhores, escorts, girlscouts, etc.) do have a background of sexual abuse although the abuser was not necessarily the father or even a family member. Outside the U.S. girls are motivated to sexwork almost strictly by economics, but I believe here in the U.S. with our sexual repression there is usually another prerequisite component, and that is some type of "trauma" such as physical or sexual abuse. I could be wrong though--after all, I don't have any real experience with sexworkers myself. :) Louie, I'll be sure to offer young Angie some more candy on your behalf the next time I see her.]

Related links for all you budding anarchists:

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20021009_1758.html
http://deploymentlink.osd.mil/current_issues/shad/shad_intro.shtml
http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/cbw/cw.htm
http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/cbw/jptac008_l94001.htm
http://www.deploymentlink.osd.mil/pdfs/pine_ridge.pdf
http://www.deploymentlink.osd.mil/pdfs/tall_timber.pdf

(Note: These last two require Adobe Acrobat reader.)

Fartknocker
10-24-02, 06:34
I agree with Louie about the nature of rape. Not about sex? Yeah right. To quote Jim Goad, "If rape isn't about sex, then there are a lot of dicks and pussies that need explaining."

However, if sexual abuse were sufficient to turn "normal" chicks into ******, there would hardly be any "normals" around. Having spent much of last decade on a college campus, I can tell you that you can hardly throw a rock around a college town without hitting a sexually abused woman. Date-raped, stranger-raped, daddy-raped, molested, coerced, drugged, harrassed -- you name it, I've heard it. So why do "good girls" start turning tricks? I couldn't say for certain, but I would suggest that maybe greed combined with laziness and a lack of any other talent might have something to do with it. You don't see many former honors students walking the Trail.

Doombringer321
10-24-02, 15:41
As much as I hate to disagree with fartnocker you would be surprised the number of woman that go into the buisness they might not be hitting the track but the go to AMP, Strip clubs, Escorts, High calss escorts, Mistress, Massage parlors, Rubdown parlors and any other kind of fucking parlor, some are womant that want to be models and never made it some are wanna be actresses that never made it other just need their tuition bill paid. I saw a lawyer wich was my friend in high school she was such a stuck up ***** back then and OOOH so perfect, then I saw her in Trasure Island dancing and selling rolls to the girls backstage and I'm like what the fuck, then she introduces me to this friend and hints at the services she provides under normal circumstances I would have done it but seeing miss prude and honor role student naked and suggesting other services were too much of a shock to my system and I gently declined something I'm still kicking myself for till this day.

Headhunter2000
10-25-02, 06:35
Had a second date with Chelsea Clinton. She is off the rag now and quoted me $70 for a car-fuck. I know more about her now. She works for a young chili-pimp named Mike. She really did run away from home when she was 17, but I didn't ask her if that was because ol' Slick Willie was molesting her. She left Kansas "because it sucked" and hitchhiked all the way to Florida because she thought it would be a cool place--understandable naivete' for a 17-year-old girl from the Midwest, I suppose. She smokes weed but not powder. Not yet. I am trying to get her hooked so her prices will come down. Just kidding--don't lock me up.

Anyhow, I really wanted to take her to a ho-tel and throw her ass in the shower so I could fuck her proper, but she didn't want to, so I ended up just getting another BBBJ. Paid $30 this time. Stuck my finger up her twat while she was sucking. It was red hot and dripping wet--either she was happy to see me, she has a helluva yeast infection, or she had just gotten fucked really good. I stopped at 7-11 and scrubbed with soap and hot water, but it did no good. I still have a case of ~Stinkfinger~ and I just can't get rid of it. (Anyone want to smell it for a dollar?) Mr. Morden and I were hoping that Chelsea's box would be real tight, but I am sorry to report that I think I could slide my whole fist up there with little resistance. Big Pimpin' Mike must be packin' some real anaconda meat to bore that thing out so much. So if you want a tight box, I guess you'll have to start patrolling the local middle schools, because high school pussy is already all worn-out. Just kidding--don't lock me up.

Other things I saw last night: two 7-foot-tall transcendental transsexuals walking back and forth between the Doll House and Baby Dolls. One was wearing a red dress and the other brown pants and bra that barely covered her silicone bitchtits. Thank God that Capt. IronWorker taught me that valuable lesson back before I rotated back to the world so I was not fooled by these somewhat convincing ladyboys. It is puzzling though--the ladyboys are the only ones who put any effort into their appearance. The girls with "real pussy" walk around looking like something the cat dragged in. Don't they realize they could make more money if they threw on some decent clothes and a little make-up?

I've been feeling a little guilty lately for generally being a menace to society and an enemy of the state and all that. So I thought I might do some volunteer work in my spare time as a way of redeeming myself. Here is what I found:

http://childrenofthenight.org/site/team.html
http://www.covenanthousefl.org/pages/volo.htm

Just kidding--don't lock me up.

Headhunter2000
10-26-02, 13:05
Hey Mr. Morden, glad you found her and shagged her rotten. That should silence the doubters who question the veracity of my posts. For the record: all of my posts are 100% true--except, of course, the ones that are deliberately intended to deceive. ;) Any person of moderate intelligence (this excludes Orlando's finest) should be able to readily distinguish between the two. Over and out.

P.S. Mike says thanks too. He almost has enough dough now for a down payment on a 2003 Cadillac Escalade SUV so he can start to gain credibility as a real mack. He also says he will soon add Greek to Chelsea's repertoire. Good news abounds.

P.P.S. Morden, that was damn good negotiating, getting F/S for $40. Did you use a jimmy hat or did you hit it raw a la IW?

Gavin
10-29-02, 16:08
Hey everyone, kinda an off topic question but I think that some of you guys would have some info?

Anyone every banged any ****** from like a service like adultfriendfinder.com? I have been doing some research and it seems like a decent place to meet sluts.

I would like to hear some first hand experiences. Thanks!

Gavin

Doombringer321
10-29-02, 16:21
There was this one ***** called Oral Angie she was for real she basically got a bunch of guys together and gave them all blowjobs and put them in her website she used to hang out at Miami beach I banged her about a 1 1/2 ago I heard she moved to pensacola or somothing like that.

Fartknocker
10-30-02, 08:42
Originally posted by Gavin
Hey everyone, kinda an off topic question but I think that some of you guys would have some info?

Anyone every banged any ****** from like a service like adultfriendfinder.com

Well, the question both is and isn't on topic. I used to be an aff.com member and I do remember seeing ads placed by working girls. Generally the key phrase is "Looking for generous, upscale men." So there are certainly paid sex opportunities on aff. I imagine you would pay escort rates for this service.

As for getting some free tail . . . well, good luck. The ratio of men to women is pretty high, just like anywhere else on the internet. Add to that the fact that half the profiles on aff belong to inactive members and the other half are bogus profiles with fake pics (posted by members, not aff). In the six months or so that I was on aff, I don't think I got a single unsolicited email from a woman, and of all the emails I sent out, I would say around 10% got a reply. I never managed to score from any of it.

Your best bet for scoring free tail on the internet is probably chatrooms and instant messaging. I've scored same-night sex on AOL before, but I would be ashamed for any of my friends to see what I nailed. With a little more patience you can find a girl who doesn't look like the ass-end of a buffalo, but the reality is that good-looking women don't need to hang around online to find men. What you usually find are ugly single women and bored housewives. Then again, every once in a while you can find a hottie who is ready to go. . . but you'll have to meet 20 fat ugly chicks for every one of those hotties.

Its a hell of a lot easier to cruise OBT and just pay for it.

Gavin
10-30-02, 15:35
Fartknocker,

Thanks, yeah I defiantley see some working girls on there.

I was thinking about joining to give it a shot, but I might hold back now. Thanks for the info!

I live in Orlando when I am not away at college, so OBT is a little bit far of a drive now. Hopefully in a couple weeks I will be home again, and will check out what the strip has to offer.

Gavin

Day Cruiser
11-02-02, 09:49
Hey all. I've been cruising the trail during the morning and mid afternoon hours for a few months now, and have noticed that pig patrols have gone WAY up this past week. What the heck is going on? There is almost no action to be found south of Gore or north of SL. Hate those guys...

Yesterday was an altime low. Not a single decent looking thing for a few hours, and even the uglies seem to be hiding more...

Fartknocker
11-03-02, 03:21
Ahhh, back on the game . . .

The end of the year is generally fucked up for me, and this year is no exception. Everything at work goes crazy, some friend or relative always seems to get married, and of course there are all these damn holidays. When is guy supposed to get any whoring done?

I finally hit the Trail tonight after nearly a month-long hiatus. When I got out about 11 pm, things were thin -- damn thin. Over the next hour I saw maybe a dozen girls, only two of whom I would have even considered. Problem was there were WAY too many johns on the prowl. Every time I whipped around to get a better look, some guy who was quicker on the pounce already had her. I'm just not the kind of guy who is going to lock 'em up and stop right in the middle of traffic to pick up a girl.

To give you an idea how bad it was, I finally saw a white girl just south of Sand Lake that didn't look too bad. She was a lot heftier than what I would normally go for, but the face was decent, and at that point I was just thinking about getting a BJ and going home. So I whipped around, and fuck me if THREE of us mongers didn't pull into the same parking lot at the same time after this chubby hoe. Being in no mood for a cockfight over some chubbie, I left her to the other two guys.

So I started dialing the digits I've collected so far. No luck, but Asia, the Phillipino member of the Asian trio said she would be out "soon." I'd been warned by another WSG member that "soon" for Asia tends to be "tomorrow," so I told her not to worry about it.

One interesting thing I found is that there is some action on Westmoreland just south of Colonial. I noticed that the OPD arrest records listed a lot of arrests on this street, so I thought I'd check it out. On a couple of quick passes, I saw three girls -- one white, two black. None of them were much to look at, but I've seen worse. There were also a lot of gay sw's, several of whom were pretty agressive in trying to wave me down. So for any of you mongers out there who aren't real picky about the looks or gender of your service provider, Westmoreland may be the place for you.

Coming back from Colonial, I saw a couple of fairly young-looking white girls in the area around Temptations and Cleo's. The problem was these dumb hoe's were walking against the traffic. Do they have any idea how hard it is to pick up a girl walking against traffic? You have to manage to whip around, then get ahead of them and cross 2 or 3 lanes of traffic before they walk past you. If you miss, you have to do the whole thing over again. If you go too far ahead of them, then you have to wait, and you're a sitting duck for any LE that notices you. In some areas with large parking lots, like between Sand Lake and Lancaster, it isn't too bad. But up on that end of the Trail, its a real pain in the ass. Dumb hoes. Cross the damn street, will ya?

Anyway, I made a couple of tries at a blond white girl who couldn't have been more than about 18 or 19. Really pretty cute -- a hell of a find. I finally managed to get ahead of her and get turned around at a cross street. I gave her the eye, popped the door, cracked the window, and damnitall if she didn't just walk right by me. I was about to throw in the towel when my phone rang -- Asia had finally decided to come to work.

I met Asia and started the usual negotiations. I wanted a piece of that pussy this time, since I'd already done the car BJ thing with her. She broke it down like this: $100 for sex, $150 for half and half, $200 for a half hour, $300 for an hour, and $500 (! no shit) for an hour with anal. Remembering to be considerate to the less well-off mongers here in O-town, I pushed for $100 for sex, BJ, and little pussy licking. Boy did she b*tch and moan about it! She finally agreed to "a little" 69, and sex.

So I got a $33 hotel room and took her there for the deed. When the clothes came off, I had to downgrade her about half a notch. She's definitely got a bit of a tummy, and the usual assortment of nasty tat's, but she's still a damn site better looking that most girls out there. We did about 30 seconds of 69, and then I nailed her in two different positions. She made all the appropriate noises, but made no additional effort to help get me there. Fortunately for her I had quite a bit of pressure built up, so it was quick enough that she didn't start bitching to hurry up. So I give a "B+" for looks,a "B-" for attitude, and a "C" for performance. She's pleasant enough to chit chat with, but she wants her money -- and lots of it.

The best part of the evening was that I got to meet a couple of her friends. Taylor is one of her asian pals -- I'd guess Korean -- and Stephanie is the white girl they run with. Both of them could stand to loose a bit of tummy, but I think I may try out Stephanie one of these nights. She's only been out there for a couple of months so she may not have the same attitude as Asia does.

Whew! Long report, but someone has to jump-start this party. Things have been damn dead around here lately.

Muggs
11-03-02, 19:39
Fartknocker,

Be careful with lickin them females. You can catch an STD!! A friend of mine caught herpes on the mouth from that. He checked her, didn't see anything, so he thought a little 69 was okay, and bam! 4 days later he developed blisters on his lips. Herpes or HPV can be transmitted when there are no sores present.

Don't ruin your mongering with nasty mouth.

Take care,

Muggs.

Headhunter2000
11-04-02, 18:32
Hey Fart, Stephanie's not too bad--give her a try. You are smart to stay away from the Korean girl with a thousand names--everyone who has dated her hates her. When it comes to fucking, she is an ice-cold corpse with a sandpaper-dry pussy. She will only do missionary (no doggy-style) and she goes out of her way to make it as unenjoyable as possible. And you're right about the gut. When I first met her 1.5 years ago, she was much thinner and sexier, but had the same horrible personality. She was already an old pro way back then, so you can imagine now...

I have not seen Kim, the third member of the Asian triumvirate lately. She was actually the best of the three, in terms of attitude at least. Another streetwhore who is missing in action is Angie, the young Chelsea look-alike. Hey Morden, what did you do to her? I haven't seen her since you dated her...

I have to agree with Muggsy: whorecuntilingus is a very risky activity--better to eat the butthole out--much safer.

2 more posts, then I retire!

Fartknocker
11-04-02, 19:16
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
Hey Fart, Stephanie's not too bad--give her a try.

I plan to if I can't find anything else interesting on the Trail next weekend. BTW, how much have you paid for Stephanie? Is she pricing herself out like Asia does?

Speaking of Asia, I probably won't date her again. The b*tch is just too money-hungry for my taste, and she didn't do anything special for me. I can't believe she really thinks a half-n-half is worth $150. Hell, even the decent-looking chicks on OBT usually only charge $70 for the same service! Asia hurried me on the BJ the first time I hooked up with her, and the level of shit I had to put up with to get Saturday's date down to $100 was more than I'm willing to take. If I wanted to take shit from a woman, I'd get married.


Originally posted by Headhunter2000
I have to agree with Muggsy: whorecuntilingus is a very risky activity--better to eat the butthole out--much safer.

Now I know you are one jaded whoremonger. Even I wouldn't eat the ass out of a wh*re . . .

Well, maybe if she had a really cute ass, after a really hot shower . . . but only if she squealed and called me a "nasty little boy." Hmm, I wonder if Stephanie likes to do the shower thing . . .

Aww fuck. Okay, I guess I'm a sick jaded bastard, too.

I'm well aware of the safe sex risk involved in eating a working girl, but it has just been too long since I got a good taste of it. Had to have it. So far, so good. No nasty, pussy sores oozing in the back of my throat . . . yet. Guess I dodged the bullet.

Good to see you posting again HH. I thought everyone must have died or gotten locked up. Don't even think about retirement. I'll tell all the girls on the Trail you went gay.

Fartknocker
11-08-02, 02:22
Boy do I have a story to tell . . .

I hit the Trail tonight at about 10:30 pm. To say it was "dead" would be the understatement of the year. I drove from Taft-Vineland, all the way to Colonial and saw TWO girls. I shit you not. I suspect that the cold weather is keeping them in.

Westmoreland had nothing but gays. The 408 area had a couple of black girls, but I could actually SEE one OPD and two OCSO cruisers from the intersection where they were standing. So I went back and cruised from Sand Lake to Holden for about half an hour. Good things come to those who wait . . .

I saw two white girls walking between Lancaster and Holden. I pulled up to them and started the "wanna ride" business. One was a mid-twenties, dirty blond. The other was an older, very thin brunnette. The brunnette was dressed better and had kind of a different look to her, so I invited her to jump in.

Her name was Alyson, and it turns out that not only was this her first night on the Trail, *I* am her first john -- EVER -- and the first man she's been with since breaking off a 7 year relationship. She askes for $100 for half and half, but then immediately dropped to $80 when I said that was little too much. She said she needed $80 for the hotel, but that she'd give me a freebie later. (she must think I'm new at this, too)

We went to her hotel room on International Dr. to do the deed. I swear, the woman was so new at this I had to chuckle sometimes. She started peeling off her clothes before she even had the money in hand. She didn't even have a condom (I supplied one). I could have scammed her easily, but I just didn't have the heart.

I can't say she's that great looking. She is 38, about 5'5" tall, and absolutely rail thin -- no fat on her. Her face and skin have that look like she did way too much tanning when she was young. Basically she looks every bit of 38. I'd rate her about a 5 out of 10.

There's a lot to be said for attitude, though. She went for the BJ sans condom without even being asked. When it got to the deed, she actually did a pretty good job -- moaning, moving, wrapping her arms around me, changed positions as much as I wanted without bitching. She was even self-lubricating (now there's a feature you don't get on a old hoe).

She told me she met the girl she was with and that girl's pimp at the hotel that day. She needed money badly, and the pimp and his girl were happy to explain to her how to make some. The pimp explained the part about him getting 50% when he dropped her off on the Trail. Of course I was happy to explain to her that she could tell that pimp to go fuck himself and keep 100% of the take -- that is if she were willing to endure the harrassment and the asswhupin' or two it is probably going to take to get rid of the scumbag. She soaked up everything I told her like a sponge. I probably gave her more good information in 15 minutes than she was going to get from that pimp and his hoe in a year.

So anyway, I got her digits, but her cell is off right now because of non-pay. Whenever she gets the cell back on, (and after I get my freebie) I'll share the digits around to any regulars who are interested. (Don't clog the forum with requests, please. Email me at fartknocker_otownNOSPAM@hotmail.com -- remove the NOSPAM. Regulars only please.) Hopefully she gets her bill paid soon.

It's quite a feeling to know I actually tagged a piece of OBT ass first instead of hitting Headhunter's sloppy seconds. Guess it pays to hit the Trail on a cold, dead night. :-)

Muggs
11-08-02, 18:02
what's up whorelando mongers!

I was in town a few days ago. Didn't get to go to the trail (DAMN!) because i was with some of the guys from work. I saw something that made me wonder. Are there girls on international and univesal rd (or drive which ever it is)? I ask because it was late and there were a few women just walking looking mighty whorish. Especially on the universal rd (Wet-n-wild area) ..It's kinda dark on that rode and there were 3 ladies just walking. They weren't together. could they have possibly been SW?

When i get back to town, in my own vehicle...i will be riding amongst you great mongers...

muggsy out...

Headhunter2000
11-08-02, 20:12
Nice work, Fartknocker! Talk about a fresh turnout--first trick ever--you can't get 'em any fresher than that! The freshest ho I ever caught was a black girl named 'Candy.' It was her third night in the game, so you've got me beat by a longshot. BTW, that wasn't a real pimp. Real macks take 100% when checkin' traps, none of that 50/50 Mickey Mouse bullshit.

I saw a black girl and a Latina girl this afternoon around 3PM walking south of Holden. Both were in their 20's and kinda cute. I really wanted to field-test the Latina, but it just wasn't possible--I had other commitments. I hated to pass her up--I haven't gotten any brain in a couple weeks now and I'm going fucking crazy from horniness. My prostate is swollen up to the size of a tennis ball. The next ho who barebacks me is going to be in for quite a treat. Saw that Latina climb into a red car. Any of you guys? Heh heh.

Muggs, not sure about your question. I rarely visit that area. And all females start to look whorish to me when I'm horny. There is a dance club called the Palladium that caters to a young, black crowd right in the area you described. Could be those girls were on their way to the club or were just leaving. Or they could've been on the program. Check it out and let us know.

:headhunter:

Kilgore Trout
11-08-02, 23:09
Here's my story and I'm sticking to it:

Two sisters, 15 and 17, Oakridge High School students, were on their way home when they got pulled over by OCSO rookie David Foro. Unbeknownst to Officer Foro, one of the girls had a tape recorder that she was using for her Spanish class homework assignment. The quick thinking girl pressed the <Record> button and captured some interesting dialogue. I acquired a copy of this tape through my underground sources. Forgive the quality. I am just a retired science fiction writer whose only source of income is a monthly pension check. Most of this I spend on ******, boose, and gambling. The rest I waste, as the old joke goes. My computer is home-built from junk parts acquired at flea markets and Savers. Hence, the poor audio quality. Have a listen:

http://www.geocities.com/orlwhistleblower/ocso.mp3

Traveler2000
11-09-02, 00:00
Hi everyone, I have been reading this forum for a while now but this is my first time to post here because I'm too scare to go hunting on the trail (Afraid to get caught). But last week I finally did it :). I picked up a girl name taylor or something like that not sure. She is white and skinny. I buy a bbbj from her, she is not too great but hey is the first time for me. I was actually cruising the trail for like a week or two before I actually do it (too scare to get caught) and I didn't really see all those girls you guys are talking about. Also, I'm planning on getting a room near the trail and pick up a girl and spend a night with me. Do any one know how to find girls that will do that, how much will it be, and also where should I keep my keys and wallet so my car or my wallet won't be disappear by the time I'm awake?

Fartknocker
11-09-02, 13:18
Originally posted by Traveler2000
Also, I'm planning on getting a room near the trail and pick up a girl and spend a night with me. Do any one know how to find girls that will do that, how much will it be,

Look, I hate to burst your bubble, but in case you haven't figured it out by now, sex on OBT is not of the cuddly, warm-fuzzy-feeling variety. It is pretty much 100% about fucking and money. I don't know that I've met a hoe on OBT that I would WANT to spend the night with.

If you are really determined to try to spend "quality time" with an OBT wh*re, you would need to be able to compensate the girl for her entire night's earnings. Most of the decent-looking girls can make $300 - $500 per night. Some of the really good looking ones could probably score $1,000+ on a busy weekend night. Asia, the 21 year old Phillipino hoe I did last weekend, drives a high-end SUV, tricked out with chrome wheels, flat-screen tv, DVD player, and all that. Do you think she bought that on credit? What I'm saying is that unless the girl really likes you, or unless she's really ugly, it ain't gonna be cheap.

If you are just wanting more quantity of sex, you could always rent out the room and then hit the Trail several times during the night. Take a break between girls, hit one of the strip bars for a couple hours for a drink or two, and then go back on the prowl for your next piece of ass. I'd bet you'd spend less than getting a girl for the night.

If you want better quality sex -- the elusive Girlfriend Experience -- save your money and fly to some other country where the hoe's provide that kind of service.

Fartknocker
11-09-02, 13:31
Originally posted by mr. morden
anyone knwo where exchange drive is? ocso's new girls


Damn, that Latina is a cutie. Too bad OCSO doesn't post phone numbers along with the names. That would damn decent of them.

I looked up Exchange Dr. on Yahoo. It's a north-south running street between John Young and OBT. Landstreet, which is an east-west street that crosses OBT just north of the 528, turns north and then becomes Exchange Dr. There's a little piece of Exchange Dr. north of Sand lake, but I seem to recall that area being residential. The latina was popped in the area where Landstreet is curving north, just about a block from OBT.

I don't have the slightest clue what she was doing on Exchange. South of Sand Lake that street is mostly light industrial. The actual address "8801 Exchange Dr." belongs to "Red's Market Inc."

One interesting thing to note, Mr. Morden, is that your girl Monica was popped on Sunlife Path, which is just up the road a couple of blocks from Landstreet Rd. Both are between Sand Lake and the 528. In the past I've never had much luck on OBT south of Sand Lake, but maybe there's more going on than what I had thought there was.

Headhunter2000
11-09-02, 14:45
Originally posted by Fartknocker
I don't have the slightest clue what she was doing on Exchange. South of Sand Lake that street is mostly light industrial. The actual address "8801 Exchange Dr." belongs to "Red's Market Inc."
My guess is that a trick picked up Miss Chavez on OBT then they proceeded to the parking lot of Red's Market for a car-date. Either a pig noticed them and followed them, or an employee of Red's noticed what was going on and called the pigs. I agree with you guys that Miss Chavez and Miss Green are quite cute compared to the standard OBT fare. How is it that none of us have found them? At first, I thought they might be the decoys OCSO will use in their next sting, but upon reflection, OCSO ain't that bright--they must be real hoes. BTW, Miss Chavez is not the same Latina I mentioned in my previous post.

The area between Sandlake and Landstreet used to be hot but seems to be dead now. Or I am just there at the wrong time...

Last night was lousy. I settled on a thick 30-year-old black chic called 'Mercedes.' Paid $40 for half-and-half. Nothing special, but at least I got that tennis ball siphoned back down to normal size.

This is my final post so here are my final thoughts: (yes, I watch too much Springer)

Catch-22: They can do whatever we can't stop them from doing.

This is a bit depressing, but if I may paraphrase the old master: the pigs are omnipotent but they are neither omniscient nor omnipresent. They can be outsmarted and avoided. With this in mind, I submit Catch-22 Prime, the inverse of Catch-22.

Catch-22': We can do whatever they can't stop us from doing.

Fuck 'em all.

God is dead.
Nietzsche is dead.
I live.

Over.

Out.

:headhunter:

JimmyDR
11-09-02, 16:40
Total
Arrested Prostitution 807 8 2 6 799 450 349 540 267 0 0


Only 807 arrests, thats not many at all.

Louie the Lizard
11-13-02, 06:45
Everything below was taken from - -
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40942-2002Nov11.html

I culled some of it that was way too smart sounding, but I think that y’all will catch on to the threat - - Millions of Your Dollars spent to monitor all data. world-wide - -

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A new Pentagon research office has started designing a global computer-surveillance system to give U.S. counter terrorism officials access to personal information in government and commercial databases around the world.

The Information Awareness Office, run by former national security adviser John M. Poindexter, aims to develop new technologies to sift through "ultra-large" data warehouses and networked computers in search of threatening patterns among everyday transactions, such as credit card purchases and travel reservations, according to interviews and documents.

"How are we going to find terrorists and preempt them, except by following their trail," said Poindexter, who brought the idea to the Pentagon after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks and now is beginning to award contracts to high-technology vendors.

Poindexter said it will take years to realize his vision, but the office has already begun providing some technology to government agencies. For example, Poindexter recently agreed to help the FBI build its data-warehousing system. He's also spoken to the Transportation Security Administration about aiding its development of a massive passenger-profiling system.

In his first interview since he started the "information awareness" program, Poindexter, who figured prominently in the Iran-contra scandal more than a decade ago, said the systems under development would, among other things, help analysts search randomly for indications of travel to risky areas, suspicious e-mails, odd fund transfers and improbable medical activity, such as the treatments of anthrax sores.

Some specialists question whether the technology Poindexter envisions is even feasible, given the immense amount of data it would handle. Others question whether it is diplomatically possible, given the sensitivities about privacy around the world. But many agree, if implemented as planned, it probably would be the largest data-surveillance system ever built.

Paul Werbos, a computing and artificial-intelligence specialist at the National Science Foundation, doubted whether such "appliances" can be calibrated to adequately filter out details about innocent people that should not be in the hands of the government. "By definition, they're going to send highly sensitive, private personal data," he said. "How many innocent people are going to get falsely pinged? How many terrorists are going to slip through?"

Former senator Gary Hart (D-Colo.), a member of the U.S. Commission on National Security/21st Century, said there's no question about the need to use data more effectively. But he criticized the scope of Poindexter's program, saying it is "total overkill of intelligence" and a potentially "huge waste of money."

"There's an Orwellian concept if I've ever heard one," Hart said when told about the program.

Poindexter said any operational system would include safeguards to govern the collection of information. He said rules built into the software would identify users, create an audit trail and govern the information that is available. But he added that his mission is to develop the technology, not the policy. It would be up to Congress and policymakers to debate the issue and establish the limits that would make the system politically acceptable.
"We can develop the best technology in the world and unless there is public acceptance and understanding of the necessity, it will never be implemented," he said. "We're just as concerned as the next person with protecting privacy."

As Poindexter views the plan, counterterrorism officials will use "transformational" technology to sift through almost unimaginably large amounts of data, something Poindexter calls "noise," to find a discernable "signal" indicating terrorist activity or planning. In addition to gathering data, the tools he is trying to develop would give analysts a way to visually represent what that information means. The system also would include the technology to identify people at a distance, based on known details about their faces and gaits.

He cited the recent sniper case as an example of something that would have benefited from such technology. The suspects' car, a 1990 Chevrolet Caprice, was repeatedly seen by police near the shooting scenes. Had investigators been able to know that, Poindexter said, they might have detained the suspects sooner.

The office already has an emblem that features a variation of the great seal of the United States: An eye looms over a pyramid and appears to scan the world. The motto reads: Scientia Est Potentia, or "Knowledge Is Power."

Kilgore Trout
11-17-02, 16:38
:cool: Saturday Night Doubleheader - - Cinnamon & Lisa :cool:

Damn, where'd everyone go? Just because HH quit posting doesn't mean the whole team has to. IMHO, he was just a self-promoting blowhard anyhow. :D

Some fresh meat on the stroll, happy days are here again! Went out last night and saw a young black girl walking in the rain between Landstreet and Taft-Vineland. Made a half-assed stab at picking her up, but she wasn't ho-in' by the book, so I decided to move on. Shortly thereafter, found a 23-year-old black cutie named 'Cinnamon' at the Hooker Library, where the girls go to hide out when it's cold and/or raining, as it was last night. (For you newbies, Hooker Library = 7-11 magazine rack.) She was playing hard-to-get because she was convinced I was a cop. After I convinced her I wasn't, we agreed to $30 for CBJ. After getting over her initial paranoia, she had a pretty good attitude. Found out she is from the west coast, and is in town for a couple weeks. Asked her if she has any friends who work (as I always do) and she said yes, a Spanish girl named 'Lisa.' Got them digits for my ho phonebook, which is getting thicker than J-Lo's booty.

Went home, showered, got something to eat, and I'll be damned if I wasn't horny again already. Started thinking about sweet Spanish chocha and gave Cinnamon, my new contact, a call. She told Lisa that I am cool and arranged a meeting for me. This was a blind date since I had no idea what Lisa looks like, but I figured she's young and Hispanic, how bad can she be? The gamble paid off. Lisa turned out to be a solid 7. Cinnamon is a 6. Good attitude too, didn't have to deal with the paranoia stuff with her since I was already vouched for. She broke me for $40 for CBJ. I didn't try to negotiate because I knew it was going to take some effort on her part to get the job done since her partner had just juiced me dry an hour earlier. To her credit, she completed Round 2 without complaint. She quoted me $80 for half-and-half but I believe this is negotiable, especially on a slow night. So the verdict is: thumbs up for Cinnamon and Lisa, the west coast duo. New coochie always takes precedence, but if the track goes cold again, I will definitely give these two a call.

Come on, fellas, let's start posting again. Try as I might, I can't date 'em all. MM, FK, anyone?

Fartknocker
11-17-02, 21:36
Good on ya, KT. Someone has to keep this board alive. Half the time when I post I get the impression that I'm talking to myself.

I've been on another forced hiatus. Too much work and too much family shit on the weekends. This next week I'm on business travel, so there's no chance to get any before the weekend.

What this board needs is for some of these damn lurkers to start posting. Every time I mention I have some hoe's digits, I get emails from at least three or four guys I've never even seen post before. Well guess what, kids? You don't post, you don't get the digits!

So start posting the info, you lurkin' bitches. You know who you are.

Frankenstein
11-18-02, 15:39
Picked up a young, light skinned latina over by the Travelodge (Colonial & Fernpark area) this past Saturday morning around 8 am.

The girl was 19, tall, wears glasses and relatively fresh other than the fact that she had been up all night smokin whatever and suckin dicks most likely.

She didn't really even look like a hoe until I circled back around and she gave me the ole nod...

You could tell that she's new to the game as she is pretty fine but still sucked me BBBJ really well and caught it too.

She pulled her baggy pants down and let me finger her while she did the deed.
She has a nice trimmed twat and B sized tits.

I would have fucked her but she had some "friends" in her hotel room.
Actually, she could be working for a service if she weren't on crack.

She hasn't gotten paranoid like they all do yet. Hopefully she'll get off of the street...but if I find her again, I'm takin her home for a shower and a good fuckin!

Frankenstein

GentlemanPerv
11-19-02, 04:41
Okay I'm a little late in posting, but hey..I've had shit going on. :-)

A couple of weeks ago I was stuck in traffic on 17/92 in Maitland heading toward O-town. I remembered reading a post about a MP on this road across from a car dealership. Lo and behold, I see it...ain't much to look at, but I had some cash in wallet and my back was killing me, so I figured even if it were legit, it would be worth it. I called the number to find out what the prices and hours of operation were, and then swung around the block and pulled in.

The place is fine I guess....standard body s hower where she gives the slight tests to see if you are LE or not. That's a good sign. ;-)

During the massage she paid particularly attention to my tush as I laid on my stomach. When I turned over, she did not cover the privates...nother good sign. She asked if she could touch....nother good sign. Now when a woman runs her fingertips over me and blows on my sphincter before turning me over, I get reasonably interested. Upon turning me over, though..she gave me a very nice...not amazing....manual release.

The massage was 80 bucks for the hour and I tipped her twenty. Now was it worth that price? Of course not..she wasn't THAT hot,and I never saw any skin. However, like I said, my back really DID hurt, so the massage was probably worth the 80. If you're lookin to just bust a nut howerver, I"d stay home.

The place is called Shinninn Massage. I'm not even sure if what she did was illegal, so I think I'm pretty safe in posting their name. If it's your cup of tea, enjoy.

Traveler2000
11-19-02, 13:30
I'm planning on going to the trail this weekend get a room and pick up a girl that will do over night. Do anyone here know about how much will that cost and will girls on the trail do this? Also where should I keep my keys and stuff so my stuff will be safe??

Kilgore Trout
11-19-02, 19:14
Listen up, Junior: Fartknocker already answered that question. But since you are hellbent, here's what you do when you find the girl of your dreams: tell her you want to take her back to your room for a quick fuck. Don't even mention that all-night nonsense. Once back at your room, offer her a crushed up Oxycontin tablet (opium for the masses) and tell her it's coke. After she snorts it, offer her a shot of Jack Daniels. The oxycodone and alcohol will have her out for the count. You can do whatever you want to her, and you don't have to worry about your precious stuff, because she's unconscious. When she comes to in the morning, give her 20 bucks, half a pack of smokes, and tell her to get lost.

Legal Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Mr. Trout's comments do not reflect the opinion of the World Sex Guide or Trout Enterprises Ltd., and said parties will not be held liable for any damages incurred by anyone foolish enough to follow his tongue-in-cheek advice. Monger on.

mojosaur
11-19-02, 19:31
Kil: Great idea. Thanks for the disclaimer.

Fartknocker
11-19-02, 19:57
Originally posted by Frankenstein
Picked up a young, light skinned latina over by the Travelodge (Colonial & Fernpark area) this past Saturday morning around 8 am.

Jesus, mongering at 8 am! There are actually hoe's out this early/late?

Of course lately, with the weather being so damn cold at night, I wouldn't be a bit suprised if more of the girls started working in the afternoon. Anyone been cruising for afternoon poontang lately?

I don't know where the "Fernpark area" is. Colonial is a little north of my usual loop. What is the nearest major cross street? Anyone else gotten lucky in this area?

Thanks for info, Frankenstein. Good to see someone besides the regulars posting. Even better to see someone isn't posting stupid questions that have already been previously answered.

By the way, does anyone know where I can find an OBT streetwalker who will stay with me for a week, who will hold my hand, and rub my butt, and call me "boopkins" and let me call her "Mommy" and do it all for $10??? ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKERS or I'll post the question AGAIN!

Fartknocker
11-20-02, 09:24
Originally posted by mr. morden
I was out last night and found a young 18 yr old white chick about colonial and mills. she wanted 70 for half and half got her talked down to 45

Damn, morden, you've got to tell me how you manage to talk these chicks down that hard. If I recall, you talked Headhunter's Chelsea-look-a-like down to $40 from $70. I can usually get $20 or $30 knocked off a $100 asking price, but rarely have I talked that much off a $70 girl. Do you offer to put their kids through college or something? Do you cry? Beg? C'mon, spill the beans.

dale6baldwin
11-21-02, 01:35
Anyone ever been thru Hans on OBT? I went in once out of curiosity and the chick gave me this "menu" from $25 for a 15 minute dance up to $90 for a two girl dance or hot tub if I remember right. I said "ill come back when I have more $$" and left. Theres a big guy there that probably plays a bodyguard. Anyhoo anone else know anything about the place?

Lestat
11-22-02, 02:01
what has happened to this board.....it use to be so cool to read the posts here.....now its basically dead.............

GentlemanPerv
11-22-02, 06:48
I must be misreading something. What is Hans?

I'm still finding it hard to believe this, but nobody responded to my post a while back, so maybe it's true. There's no activity on the north end of OBT by the Crystal and the adult hotel???

Seems to me an entrepenuerial woman <sp?> could do quite well.

GentlemanPerv
11-24-02, 04:25
North of Colonial. Before Apopka, but not by much.

Hey Headhunter, if you're reading this, I took the challenge. Ivey Lane on Friday night. Narrow area, easier to patrol, but VERY dangerous. No LE though, which felt odd.

Jenna took care of bidness though.

JimmyDR
11-24-02, 09:53
Word is Headhunter married some 18 year old from DR. I thought I saw him there, thats why its so quiet here. The LE layed off have their Vice force because activity is way down. I have to agree with Kingore. HH is a self promoting windbag. HeHe.

Headhunter2000
11-24-02, 16:18
Return of the Blowhard!!

Rumors of Headhunter's demise are greatly exaggerated. It is true he was caught barebacking the Dominican police chief's 18-year-old daughter, but he bought a six-pack of Presidentes, greased a few palms, and is a free man once again.

Someone took the HH challenge! I nominate G-Pervy as whoremonger of the week! Your "Bronze Balls" trophy is in the mail. Congratulations.

Over and out.

Muggs
11-25-02, 00:36
Welcome back Headhunter!!!!


Although I'm here in jacksonville, i still come over here to learn from you whorelando mongers...

question to you guys,

when i use to travel your roads (OBT), i would ride from the OBT/Sand Lake crossing (near mall) down through to...I'd say around cleos strip club. Am i not covering enough ground? I see you guys mention roads not familiar to me...or i just could have been so horny that i didn't see them.

I'm coming back to town next month...i missed out this past october because i was with some guys from work. Be there by myself next month. Any advice on the my question.

Maylor74
11-27-02, 17:24
Hello, I am new to this board but and love it. I do not look for girls on the street though, my thing is massage parlors, and or therpist. I prefer the sensual massage with the bonuses. I know of a few myself and am looking for a trade in information.

Also as far as streetwalkers go, very few of you talk about the traffic on Colonial Dr. Especially between Orange ave, and Mills. True there are not that many girls found there but the ones you do find are gems. Definate 8's and 9's. You just have to be very patient, they appear once in a while.

Well thats all for now, hope to trade more information later.

Dragonfly08
11-28-02, 06:25
maylor74

please share the info.... if you dont want to share here, please email me TIRRELLP AT HOTMAIL DOT COM

I have info to share but I think everyone already knows about shinn inn in winter park/maitland.

Headhunter2000
11-28-02, 07:17
Originally posted by dale6baldwin
Anyone ever been thru Hans on OBT? I went in once out of curiosity and the chick gave me this "menu" from $25 for a 15 minute dance up to $90 for a two girl dance or hot tub if I remember right. I said "ill come back when I have more $$" and left. Theres a big guy there that probably plays a bodyguard. Anyhoo anone else know anything about the place?
He is refering to "Baby Dolls," the club on OBT with the uber-ugly bald doorman who sits out front all night. Never been in there, but that "menu" sounds like a ploy to separate you from your hard-earned cash, and give you nothing in return. I could be wrong though. Maybe someone else can give you more info...

A lot of you guys are talking about that stretch of Colonial lately. I picked up a young white girl in that area, but when I got a good look at her, she had these red bumps all over her face and arms. I have no idea what type of disease she had (scabies, measles, tertiary syphilis, etc.) and I had no intention of finding out. I culled that thing quicker than you can say, "Tuskegee." But if you newbies say there is good pussy to be had in that area, I will take your word for it. It's a little out of my way, but I guess I will have to check it out. Any tips about the best days/times to look?

FlyingDutchman
11-28-02, 12:01
babydolls is most time having a lot of girls , but $20 for slowdance ore 10 for topless no way, other things not to find, special when they start vip party in seperate place waist of $$
is down in the corner , never try it , and yes was dating one of the girls for long time who worked there, so like to now more about places can give you info.

Maylor74
11-28-02, 16:15
New guy again. For you street cruisers, nothing was out on Colonial drive, atually was dead on Colonial and Lee Rd. Sorry about the luck.

I was actually out taking a few for the team last night with massages. Found a new place off of Colonial Drive, between bumby and mills. Called Mai Thia, this place used to be called mandys and there was always a little extra fun there. They have the same owner some i am guessing the same applies.

Also met and an idenpendent through aol. She lives out by ucf and goes by the name veronica or laura. do not waist your time there. the massage is no good and it is just not worth it.
well I have 2 more i am supposed to meet today will update in the next few days.

If you want to contact me directly email me at my screen name at hotmail dot com

Fartknocker
12-03-02, 20:38
Damn, morden, that "after" pic almost made me loose my dinner. You need to post a disclaimer on that shit before somebody sues you for mental anguish.

I went out last night for about 2 hrs and found nothing I was interested in. Because of my more demanding work schedule lately, I can't go out late. So I was out around 8-10 pm. There just weren't that many girls out, but there was plenty of LE. Throw in some cold weather and you have a recipie for No OBT Nookie.

Oh well. Maybe the weekend will be better.

Borderguy
12-07-02, 01:33
Speaking of scary mugs,any of these honeys look familiar?
http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice11-02/11Vice1.htm
http://www.ocso.com/categories/vice10-02/10Vice1.htm
Yikes!!

Virgil1216
12-07-02, 03:59
Did anybody notice the John Sting happening tonight around Gore Street near Arts Diner? It was very interesting to watch. It was run by OPD. They had 4 girls standing near the street tonight (I guess OPD has no feeling for their officers working in the cold). I watched for about an hour as they busted about 5 Johns. It was really facinating. If you ever see one of these things, stop and watch. It was really an education.

A car would approach these girls, who never left the area and were not walking (first clue). They would have the driver pull over near the building and would stand and talk to him from outside the car (Second, even bigger clue. NEVER, EVER do this.) Within about 2 minutes, the OPD crusers would swarm, pull this poor guy out of his car and put him on the ground (you would think the guy was #1 on the FBI most wanted list.). They would then take him the jail and his car to the pound. Seems like such a waste. It was quite the learning experience. I have read a few posts here about this, but it really was an eye opener. HH2K has posted some great info on this subject so I won't go on.

As for the rest...

SWs:

What has happened to the trail? Nothing out for weeks. Everywhere has dried up. I was out last Sat about 1pm and saw two blondes walking near everyones favorite 7/11 (Jordan) There was heat all over them. Once the fuzz finally left, I was able to talk to them. They said LE had been harrassing everytime they were out and just wouldn't let up. They were to spooked to do anything. I later saw them walking to the Winn-Dixie. One of OCSO's finest was sitting in the parking lot watching them with binoculars. He saw me watching him, watching them. He practicaly burst out of his car and ran over to me, and harrassed me. He told me watching him was considered interference with police business and I could be arressted. I just laughed and smiled back. Of course there was nothing wrong with what I was doing. (public property) He was quite angry when he left. He continued to watch these girls for another hour or so.

I came out later in the evening and saw 2 other girls, one about a 6 and one blonde about an 8. Nice and cute. She wanted $$$ for a bj. Would not negotiate. No thanks. I believe in supply-side economics but this is stupid. What has happened. Do these girls think we are willing to spend that. Fellow mongers, please don't pay these prices. If you have the money (and want to spend it for some reason) use a service. The risk is too great on the street for that kind of cost

MPs:

Most of the good MPs have closed. There are still several but the service is harder to get and it too, is getting expensive. I don't want to post details here.

I guess I'll hold my position and wait out this "bear" market. Maybe the bulls will begin running down the street soon.

Everyone, please watch out for these stings.

Happy Hunting

Headhunter2000
12-07-02, 12:33
Very interesting post, Virgil. Haven't heard from you in a long time, but you always had good stories. You are the new Monger of the Week. The trophies are on backorder, so you'll just have to be satisfied with a pat on the back from the monger community. It has been a long time since OPD has run a john-sting. I wonder if this was an isolated incident, or will they being doing this monthly, as OCSO does... As you say, they are quite easy to spot, so only a threat to newbies. Did you happen to notice which wrecker company towed the johns' vehicles?

I saw some poor slob get popped by an OCSO undercover. The cop was an ugly bald white guy, 40-ish, with a mustache. He was driving a white Blazer/Suburban type vehicle with tinted windows and FL Tag# D13 CED. Of course, Orange County swaps their vehicles with other County Sheriffs periodically, so this probably isn't very useful.

I love that "interfering with police procedure" bullshit. How about "resisting arrest without violence?" Another fucking gem. Welcome to the post-9/11 Police State, formerly known as the United States of America. Increased police power in the name of combating terrorism, at the expense of our civil liberties. These are troublesome times, indeed. Did you guys hear about Fabio Pons? For the pig version of what happened, look here:
http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/PIO/Releases/2002/4thQuarter/113002InCustodyDeathUpdate.htm
My prediction: the arresting officers will be found guilty of using excessive force, and will be forced to take taxpayer-funded paid vacations as punishment.

Of course, we have all noticed the dearth of streetwhores lately, but have been reticent to acknowledge it, not wanting to give you-know-who anything to cheer about. I can practically visualize those jackasses over at OCSO-SID reading these posts and laughing at our expense. Don't mean to burst your bubble, boys, but I am still getting laid and happily paying for it. I don't cruise the streets as much anymore, but that only means there is less chance of me getting arrested. Fuck you.

HH

ilovegoodnugz
12-07-02, 14:46
Hey I have been awarded a good business opportunity in the Orlando area and I would like your proffesional whoremongers opinions. The city is building a new chinatown are on mills and colonial and I have secured a piece of property there. I was considering opening an Asian Bathhouse staffed with asian women, would that be tempting for you guys? Please give me some input. Thanks

Virgil1216
12-07-02, 15:44
Thanks for the award HH. It is truly an honor to be recognized by such distinguished mongers as yourself.

I could not tell who was doing the towing. Orlando's finest were driving the cars to some other location pretty quick so they could reset for the next victim. Your also right about OPD. It seemed all of the bust cars were OPD, but I could be wrong. They didn't even leave the " Perp van" in the area, They would bust the guy and drive the unmarked van over, throw the guy in and take off. They seemed to bust 1 out of every 3 cars that stoped. Most must have been wise to the operation (or these girls were over-priced too). Another clue that was very obvious these were not your average SW was that ther was quite a lot of LE on street patrol cruising the trail last night. These officers would not as much as tap their brakes when they past these girls. Has anyone ever seen LE pass the opportunity to harass any chick on the street. Keep you eyes peeled for this kind of activity and it could save you some real trouble.

I too, like you HH, have sufered no loss in the pay for poon dept. It was mearly a comment on the current state of affairs. It seems only the high priced chicks are still out. I wonder if big brother is allowing this overpriced street-fare to remain thinking it will bankrupt us out of mongering. I remember a time when all the females were arrested and nothing was left but the TVs. LE left all of them on the street. That sure put fear into some of us. Sounds like a brilliant plan.

There is still some action to be had. There have been some gems out there in past weeks. In fact, an improvement from the normal chicken-heads. Most seem to be lurking off the main drags. I scored with a tall brunette, about an 8 all around. Took her time and was pleasent to be with. Good attitude. Patience is the operative word.

Hey nugz, I think and asian bathhouse is a great idea. If the mayor and the council truly want a chinatown in Orlando they must realize that this would be a requirment. Who could imagine and asian centered area without a such a place. In fact, they could have a stake in it as they do everywhere else. They would most likely would award the contract to some of their close friends. That would drive the cost of construction way up. I'm sure there would be a 2 year review proccess and 10 year construction plan. Of course, such a popular place would require road and parking improvements. More study and a 5 year road construction plan that would only ad bike paths to the place. After all of that, the city would require diversity in this newly created asian area so, only so many asians could work at this new faciluty... Oh well... maybe just build another mall instead.

Happy hunting

GentlemanPerv
12-07-02, 15:54
The city is building a new Chinatown area..oh that's rich. Orlando owns the businesses on that block, eh? Would they own your business too?

Nice try, better luck next time.

Fartknocker
12-07-02, 23:53
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
Of course, we have all noticed the dearth of streetwhores lately, but have been reticent to acknowledge it, not wanting to give you-know-who anything to cheer about. I can practically visualize those jackasses over at OCSO-SID reading these posts and laughing at our expense.

If they think they've actually changed anything, then they really ARE a bunch of jackasses. Let me give you my theory on why there aren't a lot of SW's out lately. ITS FUCKING COLD!!! Few of these chicks are the highly-industrious, by-the-clock type. If its cold or rainy and they can find some other way to scam a few bucks, they ain't comin' out.

Wait till it warms up. I'd bet my last buck we'll see a swarm of SW's out trying to make up for lost time the next time a warm front comes through.

RaynMan55
12-09-02, 12:00
I agree with you FK. I live in Jacksonville, with frequent trips down to O-town and its the same situation up here. Now i think i am one of the few lucky mongers that have ways around this situation, but when I get a hankerin' for something fresh, looking to find some when the temp dips below 60 degrees is a tough proposition. If you do see one walking, she could be LE or something you wouldnt touch.........my 2 cents...

Headhunter2000
12-09-02, 20:30
Goodnugz, I like your idea, but have you read any of the posts here? An Asian Bathhouse in Mouse-Town would have about the same half-life as an ice sculpture in hell. Your first (and last) customers would be MBI Detectives Peters, Meinke, and Batura. Your girls would be deported, and at best, you would face felony pandering charges. Depending on their mood, the good detectives might blast you with their M-18L Taser guns. Hopefully, your ticker is in better shape than the late Fabio Pons' was.

Orlando's "Chinatown" has mostly a Vietnamese population. I have heard Vietnamese girls are terrific lays, but I've never had one myself. The ones in Orlando seem a bit unfriendly and wary of caucasians. Have you guys noticed that, or is it just me?

FK, I gotta hand it to ya. Your call-to-arms actually got some of the lurkers to post. Nice work.

FK/Raynman, are you guys shitting me? What kind of soft, lazy-ass ****** we must have in this town, if a little rain and cold weather is all it takes to keep them off the stroll!

JDR, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the ****** at "The Point" come out in mini-skirts even when it's 30 degrees out? We need to bring a few of them down here to teach these out-of-pocket Orlando bitches how to ho by the book!

Rainy-day project: Make your own pimpstick! Straighten out a wire coat hanger, fold in half, twist. Voila! Just don't hit 'em in the face. Remember, damaged goods = less profit.

Fartknocker
12-09-02, 23:32
Originally posted by Headhunter2000
FK/Raynman, are you guys shitting me? What kind of soft, lazy-ass ****** we must have in this town, if a little rain and cold weather is all it takes to keep them off the stroll!

If you think it was bad this last weekend, wait till the next. The weather forcast indicates temperatures will be dropping like a crack ho's panties the night before the rent is due. Lows over the weekend will be in the high 40's. That's right, campers, the FORTIES. Hopefully all of you gentemen have been saving those digits. Dial 'em if ya got 'em.

New2Jax
12-10-02, 20:27
Well, I tried OBT after flying into Orlando instead of Jax last Thursday night. Cold and lots of LE. I saw nothing for about an hour and then right aound OBT and 4 heading towards colonial I saw the only gal out and she was sooo ugly I ost all appetite. 2 blocks further and more LE. Headed up thye road home towards Jaxville area.

Lobo
12-11-02, 16:57
I'll be in O-town next week on business. I've always enjoyed it, but have found OBT to be slim pickings, even without the "cold". I find it interesting that when I was in Saskatchewan, it was -10 degrees F and I probably saw 6 or 7 girls working, although it was too cold to pull out Willie Johnson.

OBT seems to be the most likely place, but can anyone suggest any other areas where I may be able to find some SW's?

Thanks in advance.

Lobo

JimmyDR
12-11-02, 17:22
Originally posted by Headhunter2000

JDR, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the ****** at "The Point" come out in mini-skirts even when it's 30 degrees out? We need to bring a few of them down here to teach these out-of-pocket Orlando bitches how to ho by the book!



Some of them are plain naked at times as well. Guess its time to set up a Yahoo club for all the pretty pictures. Lets call it OBT club!


Well the club is started and I posted some pictures to it. So far 16.

http://*************************Jimmydr/

So guys, start copying the mugshots and posting them. We need all the pictures we can get!!

What a freak show we have going on here!!!!

mule
12-11-02, 18:26
Howdy fellow Mongers! I need some info on the Orlando scene. Hopefully, some of you can summarize it for me. I'm flying there from the Left Coast for business and will need a little R & R also. Would someone be kind enough to e-mail me some basic info on MP's, In-Call, etc..?

Thanks in advance.

Also, if any of you ever come to LA and need info, don't hesitate to send me an e-mail.

E-Mail address: bapmp5@yahoo.com

Headhunter2000
12-12-02, 08:01
Were any of you guys on the track last night? There were two cute girls out. One had straight blonde hair and was dressed in all white (like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin, yeah right.) The other one was taller, had long curly brown hair, and was wearing low-cut jeans. I was about to pick up Blondie when a goddam OCSO cruiser rolled out of nowhere. I bummed around a gas station until the oinker made another donut run, then I made a beeline for the cutie. I caught up with her just in time to see her get in another car. :mad:

Saw the virgin again an hour later and the same shit happened all over again. :mad: :mad: Spotted the brunette, and the same shit happened a 3rd time. :mad: :mad: :mad: I must have royally pissed-off the monger gods to have such shitty luck.

Note to the cock-blockers: you have 48 hours to e-mail these girls' phone numbers, or I'm going to start posting your license plate #'s. Just kidding. Seriously, though, did anyone see these two?

Virgil1216
12-13-02, 02:11
Yea HH, I was out as well. I saw the blonde you were talking about and I have seen the brunette before. I talked to them both about a week ago. They wanted 60 for bj and 150 for fs. 150 FOR FS!!!!!. Are they mad? They looked cute but what the hell? This is the street we are talking about. I tried to work the price down but neither one would budge. Maybe you could have better luck HH. I was able to find a sw south of SL road. She had a 5 face but an 8 body. Incredible ass. Went back to her hotel. She had a great attitude. Loved it real nasty. Not rushed. Came away totaly satsified and it only cost 40. Gentlemen, the experience was worth three times that. It goes to show that great poon can still be had in Orlando for a reasonable rate. I think too many novice mongers (there's an oxynmoron) are droping their drawers and their wallets to whatever price these price gouging bitches want want thinking more money will make these girls better. Now these girls think they are better. I actually ran into one of these girls walking the street in New York once. She was from Orlando. Came to New York because she wasn't getting a fair price in O-town. She was asking for 500 for a bj and 2000 for 1 hour. I about shit in my pants. I don't think Porn stars are 2000/hr. This girl was by no means ugly but was no supermodel either. I ran in to her on the streets a couple of months ago here in "O" she was strung out, and willing to do anything I wanted for a pack of smokes. Bang for the buck I say.

Thats the other thing about these expensive young, cute ho's. They usually don't get into it. Not a lot of fun (just my opinion). Maybe HH2K can negotiate and bag 'em. Let us know.

Street Update:

Besides the nasty girl, and HH's elusive chicks, there was some other action out. Two WSW's walking between the Jordan 7/11 and Wendy's. One was about a 6, a little chunky, but not fat. The other was tall about a 7. They were out around 8pm. I didn't talk to them.

There were 2 more BSW's up near the I4 corridor. LE was heavy. These girls were lurking in the shadows near the buildings.

John Sting update:

It seems the john sting the other night was OPD. (check out the posts of the busts on the OPD website). I talked with an aquaintence (a friend of an uncle who watches the dog for a neighbor's cousin...) who told me that OPD was going to be running more and more stings. It seems the new Chief of OPD doesn't want to be outdone by our illustrious OC sherriff. Thats all we need, a hooker/john bust war. Any way, watch out within the ciry limits. Big Bro is watching there too.

Happy Hunting

Headhunter2000
12-13-02, 09:18
Virgil, thanks for the 411 on those two. I would really like to nail that blonde, but not at the prices she is quoting. I couldn't even talk to her Wednesday night--every time I looked over my shoulder, there was a cop right up my ass. I've got to do something to appease the monger gods so I can get laid again!

Virg, do you have a number for the nasty girl--the one with the 5 face but incredible ass? (Sounds like a perfect candidate for doggy-style to me.) I may need a backup plan if I can't talk the blonde down to a reasonable rate. Thanks.
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