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Daddy Lows
07-06-07, 19:24
I was just thinking about hot girls and there are so many with only hot bodies and I remember Leykis talking about this last week so here's my contribution:

Christina Ricci

I'd hit it doggystyle. Yeah.

Peace

Monster Cock
07-06-07, 21:00
I was just thinking about hot girls and there are so many with only hot bodies and I remember Leykis talking about this last week so here's my contribution:

Christina Ricci

I'd hit it doggystyle. Yeah.

Peace

no, way jose ... she's cute as hell.

Classic buttaface is Sarah Jessica Parker

XXXBob
07-06-07, 23:40
I was just thinking about hot girls and there are so many with only hot bodies and I remember Leykis talking about this last week so here's my contribution:

Christina Ricci

I'd hit it doggystyle. Yeah.

PeaceIt's but her face. Everything looks good but her face!

Baldy Cruiser
07-07-07, 11:31
I was just thinking about hot girls and there are so many with only hot bodies and I remember Leykis talking about this last week so here's my contribution:

Christina Ricci

I'd hit it doggystyle. Yeah.

Peace

Yah, I want to rent BLACK SNAKE MOAN & watch her get chained to a radiator. She is a hot little piece.

BALDY

Baldy Cruiser
07-07-07, 11:35
Greatest Butterface to me is this chick.

Also greatest rack for a butterface. I got a few of her DVD's.

BALDY CRUISER

Baltimonger
07-07-07, 13:06
no, way jose ... she's cute as hell.

Classic buttaface is Sarah Jessica Parker

I agree. You'd think Ferris Bueller could do better than that!

Daddy Lows
07-07-07, 14:07
Come on now! Christini Ricci is young now. And as the saying goes "there are hardly any ugly young women." But she is definitely one of those with the disparate face/body ratios!

BC,

Man! Come on now. Christina Model has a pretty cute face. But then again, her face/body ratio is pretty uneven. You're definitely correctamundo about that.


Today's butterface: Adrianne Curry


Peace
Go Peter Brady Go! :D

Mandm1107
07-07-07, 14:42
I was just thinking about hot girls and there are so many with only hot bodies and I remember Leykis talking about this last week so here's my contribution:

Christina Ricci

I'd hit it doggystyle. Yeah.

Peace

Tom Leykis rocks!!!! Take me out Laci Peterson style. ha ha

Webcams
07-08-07, 03:18
Tom Leykis rocks!!!! Take me out Laci Peterson style. ha haIf I have a satellite radio it's Bubba the Love Sponge, if it's old boring radio, I Listen to Leykis.

for those who don't know yet Satellite radio is worth every penny, and more It will change the way you listen to radio.

Sirius Satellite Radio (http://www.sirius.com)

Monster Cock
07-08-07, 18:22
I'd put Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas on that list too. And Tori Spelling, for sure.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterface

Monster Cock
07-08-07, 18:25
I'd put Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas on that list too. And Tori Spelling, for sure.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterface

PS: I love Leykis too ... but he is basically a poorman's Howard Stern and rips off a lot of Stern's material (poorly). Stern has had Miss Butterface contests on his show for years and years. I think Howard actually coined the phrase.

Baldy Cruiser
07-08-07, 23:05
PS: I love Leykis too ... but he is basically a poorman's Howard Stern and rips off a lot of Stern's material (poorly). Stern has had Miss Butterface contests on his show for years and years. I think Howard actually coined the phrase.

Leykis also has ripped off Sam Kinison. Sam Kinison, God I miss him.

BALDY

Baldy Cruiser
07-08-07, 23:18
Butterface, oh Butterface
I wish you would die
It’s really fucked up
To get my hopes up so high
With fucked up face – and bloodshot eyes
Hold the bag steady
So your face can’t scare the guys
Your body is banging, but your face makes me shout
Your front teeth are screaming “Let me the fuck out”
With Hair like brittle and breath like acid
You look like something
That crawled out of Lake Placid
That’s it for now
I have nothing else to say
Keep that face covered
It’s probably what killed Ray

That's one ugly Butterface.

DL, LMAO.

BALDY CRUISER

Daddy Lows
07-13-07, 15:35
Monster Cock,

Shit! Hell yeah Tori Spelling has a bomb rack and shit Fergie has those lovely lady lumps. Good ones.

Baldy,

Yeah. Kinison was before my time but I agree he was much more real about his way about women. Leykis is cool in his own right though. You might say he is the flavor of the current generation?

BTW, Ray? Ray got killed by the butterface? Damn. Good thing I prefer doggystyle then. :rolleyes:



Butter Flavor of the day: Kate Walsh

Peace

Artificial Red
11-10-07, 16:22
Yah, I want to rent BLACK SNAKE MOAN & watch her get chained to a radiator. She is a hot little piece.

BALDY

Baldy, did you ever get to see Black Snake Moan? If not, I suggest you do so, and make sure you have the surround on to get the full effect of the music. Christina Ricci plays and looks the part excellently and that really is Sam Jackson on the guitar. If you want to put on your philosophical hat while watching as well, I think the story is a interesting reflection on how rare it is to be in a relationship when the couple understand each others flaws and care enough to fight for one another, rather than abandon the other when in the most need.

Great movie.

Red

Webcams
11-10-07, 18:19
PS: I love Leykis too ... but he is basically a poorman's Howard Stern and rips off a lot of Stern's material (poorly). Stern has had Miss Butterface contests on his show for years and years. I think Howard actually coined the phrase.Conway and steckler are worse ripoffs they have a white girl named "Robin" come in put on blackface, talk black pretend to be they robin and does the "news" I hope they get rid of this segment or get cancer and die.

B Malibu
11-11-07, 05:19
Conway and steckler are worse ripoffs they have a white girl named "Robin" come in put on blackface, talk black pretend to be they robin and does the "news" I hope they get rid of this segment or get cancer and die.
It's actually Conway & Whitman now. Steckler has been gone for a while. I have heard that segment of the show and... it is really lame. I will say, Bryan Whitman does some great impersonations. He does a good Leykis and an even better Rick Dees.

I think the two jokers they should boot off the air are, John & Jeff. Now, those two are knuckleheads! I'd have no issue with them if it wasn't for the fact that they bring up subjects and have absolutely no facts to back up their claims.

Misfit
12-01-07, 07:36
This is one Butterface I would like to fuck! She has got a hot body on her but her face looks like it got hit with a frying pan. I think she even has a kid, damn I would not mind getting breast fed by those big 38C's.
"Waaa...waaa...im hungry"

Misfit

B Malibu
12-01-07, 15:57
This is one Butterface I would like to fuck! She has got a hot body on her but her face looks like it got hit with a frying pan. I think she even has a kid, damn I would not mind getting breast fed by those big 38C's.
"Waaa...waaa...im hungry"

Misfit
Have to disagree with on calling her a but-her-face. J Mac is hot and now she's in cougar status.

Jpalom 1981
12-02-07, 01:32
You are correct B Malibu. Jenny McCartey is indeed beautiful and a dream come true. A peace of heaven.


Have to disagree with on calling her a but-her-face. J Mac is hot and now she's in cougar status.

Misfit
12-09-07, 08:05
Dont get me wrong guys she has a hot body. But her face is a little too long for me. Almost somewhat similar to what Drew Barrymore has going on with her face.

Misfit

Rock One
02-22-08, 03:15
This on and off rain has me checking the weather reports and Jackie Johnson on KCAL 9 has an awesome body, but something about that face doesn’t do it for me. She's on in the evenings and is always showing off that body.

Favorite
07-26-08, 15:32
no, way jose ... she's cute as hell.

Classic buttaface is Sarah Jessica ParkerI have never liked her looks, especially in the last 10 years. Really hard to look at her mug, with her creepy skin and bone structure. She reminds me of one of those people who start to resemble their dogs. In her case, the dog would probably be an Afgan.

Trying to stay on topic (I have gone off tangent), I wouldn't want to fuck this butterface. (like I'd get that shot. Right!)

Clark Kent
07-27-08, 11:32
Wow, I saw what I thought was 3 pics of SJP, and only after coming here and reading your post I realize that 2 of them were actually pics of dogs. :P Well all three are actually, lol. I'm glad someone else sees that, too. Maybe one day while she sleeps some rat will come along and chew that wart off her chin.

Daddy Lows
11-12-08, 16:04
Butterface of the week: Rosalie (1/3 El Salvadorean 2/3 some other latin american country) at the Wild Goose

Awesome body. Not so awesome face. Nice girl, don't get me wrong. A pitcher of Dos Equis helps a bunch.

Peace

Daddy Lows
11-12-08, 16:05
I have never liked her looks, especially in the last 10 years. Really hard to look at her mug, with her creepy skin and bone structure. She reminds me of one of those people who start to resemble their dogs. In her case, the dog would probably be an Afgan.

Trying to stay on topic (I have gone off tangent), I wouldn't want to fuck this butterface. (like I'd get that shot. Right!)



LOL. She was kind of hot in LA Story. remember?

Peace

Allook
11-14-08, 03:19
LOL. She was kind of hot in LA Story. remember?

Peace


Hi Daddy Low,

Long time not lurking in LA section but glad to see you back. Are you in ORD or LAX just caurious. Since the wood but been shut down are what part of the world are u mongering. KAMP or CAMP. I mostly monger in CC with KAMP but cost to hight $$$ in CC for GFE.

Rock the Room
11-14-08, 19:49
Wassup Daddy Lows, long time no lurk. How's this for some butta.

Rail Monkey
11-16-08, 07:39
I'm nominating buttafaced 2008 Olympics 100-meter high hurdles gold medalist Dawn Harper for the "high hard one". Her thighs are a given but she's also got an unusually large rack for a hurdler...

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/dawn-harper-beijing-gold-medal-winner.jpg

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Rock The Room:

Your girl below reminds me of Coco from Fritz's (closed 2008/Bellflower) & The Wild Goose (Inglewood)...

AsianPussy
11-18-08, 15:35
Wassup Daddy Lows, long time no lurk. How's this for some butta.What are you talking about that girl is hot!

You got a name for her?

Rail Monkey
01-24-09, 18:26
This "Butterface Gallery" contains quite a few girls who capture the essence of the word...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/636787/

B Malibu
01-25-09, 00:44
This "Butterface Gallery" contains quite a few girls who capture the essence of the word...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/636787/
Haha... that's an awesome compilation! However, there were a few cuties in there that I didn't think were all that bad. I'm glad pornstar Amy Reid got posted, since I've always thought she was a butt-her-face.

Rail Monkey
01-28-09, 23:05
I'm glad pornstar Amy Reid got posted, since I've always thought she was a butt-her-face.
Good call! Daa-yum...

http://www.keezmovies.com/videos?search=amy+reid&x=51&y=8

Daddy Lows
04-16-09, 04:42
Wow... Jackson is enforcing proper grammar. Bravo.

Rock the Room,

That girl does look like one of the asians at The Wild Goose (which I admit to have been frequenting in 2008 and 2009). Hot body, no so hot face but still the face isn't that bad.

BMalibu,

How can Amy Reid be a butterface?!?!? The only, ONLY, possible reason I can fathom is that her body is so gorgeous and fine that only a perfect face can complement it and unfortunately she doesn't have a perfect face but certainly not an ugly face!

And I've been favoring Missy Monroe lately. The good thing about her is she is such a trooper. Attitude goes a long way but still her face is funny looking.

Peace

B Malibu
04-18-09, 02:27
Wow... Jackson is enforcing proper grammar. Bravo.

Rock the Room,

That girl does look like one of the asians at The Wild Goose (which I admit to have been frequenting in 2008 and 2009). Hot body, no so hot face but still the face isn't that bad.

BMalibu,

How can Amy Reid be a butterface?!?!? The only, ONLY, possible reason I can fathom is that her body is so gorgeous and fine that only a perfect face can complement it and unfortunately she doesn't have a perfect face but certainly not an ugly face!

And I've been favoring Missy Monroe lately. The good thing about her is she is such a trooper. Attitude goes a long way but still her face is funny looking.

Peace
Hahaha ... alright man, ya' got me. I guess she ain't all that bad. Perhaps I just got tired of seeing her on every porn box cover 8 months ago.

Marlowe
04-18-09, 18:57
Hahaha ... alright man, ya' got me. I guess she ain't all that bad. Perhaps I just got tired of seeing her on every porn box cover 8 months ago.

Wtf is wrong with her face? She would be at least a 9 on any stroll in LA. You guys are wrong on this one.

B Malibu
04-18-09, 20:09
Wtf is wrong with her face? She would be at least a 9 on any stroll in LA. You guys are wrong on this one.
Well, I posted a good picture of her. Like I said ... she's grown on me. I saw her in a porn several months back and she looked bloated with a double chin so maybe that's why I thought she was a b-face. Her bod has never been in question though and yes, I'd still hit it.

Marlowe
04-18-09, 21:03
Well, I posted a good picture of her. Like I said ... she's grown on me. I saw her in a porn several months back and she looked bloated with a double chin so maybe that's why I thought she was a b-face. Her bod has never been in question though and yes, I'd still hit it.

Okay B, I agree with you, in these pix her face is a 5 at best.

Misfit
04-19-09, 08:17
She is a deaf pornstar I saw on Facialabuse, the video is a bit disturbing cause the guys really abuse her & degrade her. I kind of felt sorry for her, but I still downloaded the trailer. She has a hot body but the moaning was kind of wierd.

Misfit

Ejinco
04-21-09, 11:52
Damn,

Have you seen her ads for some weight loss thing lately?

She was so fine when I was young and man she looks even better now in the bikini.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzGU5xpWfg

Rail Monkey
08-27-09, 01:27
I have seen the light...

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_vwilliams_04.jpg