Strip Club Reports [Archive]

Father Mike

05-07-07, 23:02

I tend to look in the strip clubs for lost souls more so than the streets since it is safer and I get a preview of the girl prior to any soul saving. I'm new to the area so it makes things a little easier for me since I haven't fostered a lot of new connections.

Anyway, what I know about clubs in the area:

Choice - best lap dances of any of the clubs I've been in. Went to the VIP a couple of times. Very pricey but had a good time. Depends on the girl and of course, YMMV.

King of Diamonds - Pretty girls, $10 table dances, high drink prices. This is one of my favorite watering holes. I've gotten to know a few of the girls and they treat me right. Dances are not air dances but pale in comparison to Choice. VIP with one dancer there was hot.

Lamplighter - Some nice girls, some not. I know a couple of dayshift girls that are nice, and a couple on night shift. I won't insult the cliente or dancers but not up to the level of some of the other clubs in the area. Pretty good contact, depending on the dancer but the bouncers like to stare at the girls while they dance for you. Take out is available.

Sinners - Best dancers I've seen on stage. Hot girls, tame table dances. I like this place for eye candy better than Deja Vu. Most of the girls I've talked to here are college age.

Deja Vu - Overrated, over priced. A small population of the dancers escort on the side but is way too pricey for me. $$$$. VIP is good but expensive with the right girl.

Augie's - Reminds me of the old Ebony's Lace club in Memphis. Not my cup of tea but has it's benefits. I saw a couple of hot asian dancers here. Take out on the menu.

Rick's - Upscale. Air dances with an occassional accidental bump now and then. VIP was not worth the $$$.

I'm far from being the expert in this area but wished someone had given me a little info like this to start out. Would have saved me a few $$$. Hopefully, it's of some use.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Nodak Boy

05-11-07, 15:55

Carolyn. If you haven't been to Choice in a while and appreciate a beautiful brunette, you should check out Carolyn. I was the first to post about her on the strip club list site and if you look now, she's getting a lot of attention. I will note that she doesn't give (at least to me) the hottest lap dances, but she is a very hot woman and willingly gave her some of my $. And I say woman in every sense of the word as she's no twenty-something. I think Friday dayshift is the best bet to catch her there. You cannot miss her, she has the whitest teeth of any stripper I've ever seen.

Mina (Meena? ) is a hot Thai girl with a body to worship. I've put her into my top 10 hot bodied girls I've ever seen at strip clubs. Again, not the most exciting lap dancer, but given the chance to see that body up close is a must.

Paradise. I had a dance from the girl a couple weeks ago. Now while I'm not wild about fake blondes with lots of makeup, I was told that her laps made up for most of that. Let's just say that I will repeat. If anyone has taken her VIP please PM me some details.

Keanna (Keyanna? ). For a while, I was focused on this girl as we had a nice time before the couches. However, lately she's seemed a bit distant. But I still recommend her dances if you want a sensual dance from a nice brunette.

Buenna. Mexican girl who seemed aloof when I last saw her, but her dances were some of the better ones I've had there.

Zoie (Zoya). A dark haired Russian girl who kept pushing for VIP. I found her a bit mechanical, not sure if I would repeat.

So yes, I'm a brunette admirer. If you know of another hot brunette at one of the clubs, please post. Specifically looking for info on:

Ashley/Ashleigh at Ricks/SPR

Bettie/Betty at Sinners

As for VIP, I know Choice wants $150/15 minutes the last time I checked. That seems like an awful lot to me for just some heavy petting. I've gotten one or two PM's about VIP but looking for more background before I blow that kind of money. Hell I can get a decent escort around here for an hour with that kind of money.

Lamont

05-13-07, 22:19

So yes, I'm a brunette admirer. If you know of another hot brunette at one of the clubs, please post. Specifically looking for info on:

As for VIP, I know Choice wants $150/15 minutes the last time I checked. That seems like an awful lot to me for just some heavy petting. I've gotten one or two PM's about VIP but looking for more background before I blow that kind of money. Hell I can get a decent escort around here for an hour with that kind of money.I'm a fan of the 'Mediterranean' look...olive colored skin, dark hair, big brown eyes...so I kinda feel yeah on brunettes, plus as stereotypical as it seems, blonde come off as if they don't need to do anything because they have blonde hair.

Anyways, $150 for VIP is ridiculous! Figure 3 mintues per song works out to 5 songs which then equates to paying $30 per song for 15 WHOLE minutes. For that kinda money, she'd better perform circus tricks!

Lamont

Wolfgang

05-14-07, 12:59

Lamont[/quote]

Anyways, $150 for VIP is ridiculous! Figure 3 mintues per song works out to 5 songs which then equates to paying $30 per song for 15 WHOLE minutes. For that kinda money, she'd better perform circus tricks!

Lamont[/QUOTE]

At $150 they do perform circus tricks. Sword swallowing! Of at least they do in Houston and Memphis. I haven't gone into the clubs here because of the stupid laws MN has regarding contact and alcohol. Of course it has been more than a few years, so maybe things have changed.

Comments anyone? Gettin' any action. Feel free to post [in a general sense - no point giving LEO a stationary target] or PM.

Stay safe out there.

Wolfe.

John in Tampa

05-14-07, 23:22

Another good bet exists if ever you happen to be in Daytona, FL, where the VIP fee is lower than that stated below and the results are quite satisfying (vis-a-vis sword swallowing).

Nodak Boy

05-18-07, 14:41

I've been going to the LL for about 2 months now as there's a single girl there that I've been seeing. The reason I don't usually go to the LL is that the dances are typically very lame, even by MN standards, which is because they serve alcohol there.

However, as I've read in some other forum sites, they typically harp on the LL for the quality of the girls. While the comments are not totally unwarranted, I just wanted to set the record straight that the last 2 months I've been going to the LL during the dayshift, there are a handful of beautiful ladies working there that could easily work at any club in town and one or two I would consider model material.

Just wanted you to be informed and not get sucked into the myth that as some have posted (not on this forum by the way), "this is where strippers go to die". That is just so untrue.

DISCLAIMER - as with all, YMMV :)

Red Draggin

05-20-07, 23:56

Father Mike

05-21-07, 21:51

Bear in mind that I haven't been to any MSP clubs since December, but I've had some excellent 2-way contact at Rick's (must have got lucky--twice), Choice has very good one-way and Augie's can beat both of them.

Never tried the VIPs unless you count the bed dances at DV. Very nice with the right gal. I seem to have acquired a sixth sense about such things. That's what has kept me out of the VIPs elsewhere. Just doesn't smell right. I was quoted $300 at Choice for the 1/2 hour--lots of gals giving FS at that rate.

Will be in town next month and would like to make the most of my time. Where is Sinners? New club or new name?

Sinners is a new club located by Sex World. I've been there a couple of times but not to the VIP. The quality of girls has gone down lately. There are few girls that do take out but are in the $$$+ range. Choice can be nice with the right girl but it is hit and miss.

Keep it SAFE.

Father Mike

Azn Monger101

05-21-07, 22:29

Was there 2 weekends ago or so, fun time, some real lookers. Not much action and fairly slow for a Friday night.

Only decent mileage was with a petite black dancer with small natural tits. She got too close with them nipples and I had to hide them for just a few seconds during a lapdance. She mentioned that's only in the VIP, but too much money for a little play.

An okay time.

Scaldy Dog

05-25-07, 00:18

I'm a long time lurker but never contributed, (apologies), but curiousity killed the cat, or a fantastic lap dance; but does anyone know about Ianna who works at Class Act in the beautifull metropolis of Cannon Falls? Uff-da is all I can say.

Scaldy Dog. Every dog has its day

Red Draggin

05-30-07, 22:14

Any of you guys run into a huge, droopy busted gal named Vanity? Says she works at the Vu but we all know how strippers say whatever pops into their head at the moment. She's tall, thin and quite attractive. Also works at the NorShor in Duluth.

Red Draggin

05-30-07, 22:22

The quality of girls has gone down lately.

Do you mean at Sinners or just in general?

Nodak Boy

06-01-07, 16:56

I've been thinking about making a special trek from my usual haunt of the LampLighter to see Bettie (http://clubsinners.com/girls/bettie1.jpg) at Sinners. Just wondering if Father Mike or any others have seen her and think she's worth the trip. Why the trip you say? Well she's a hot brunette and I have to have a peek.

Mike

Father Mike

06-01-07, 18:05

Do you mean at Sinners or just in general?

The quality of girls at Sinners was down from the last time I was there. Maybe just the wrong day but....

Stopped by LL yesterday...it was rocking on dayshift. There were about 10 girls there with 3 keepers.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Red Draggin

06-04-07, 02:48

Never been to LL because I heard StP rules were so restrictive. Dancers behind glass, 6" rule, etc...

If that's not the case, can you clue me in?

Nodak Boy

06-04-07, 11:28

The LL does have girls on a stage that is behind glass with cutouts at the bottom so you can tip them for a personal show (still behind glass). However, they do come out and give lap dances (and backrubs), but depending on the girl, the day, etc, it can either be a lame dance or a great dance for the $10. The girls enforce the no-touch-them rule fairly strictly and there is no VIP with dances taking place out in the open at the tables or bench seating.

However, the music is not loud even if it is a crappy song so that you can manage a conversation with the girl if you want. Some find that a majority of the girls aren't up to stripclub standards, but I've always managed to find at least 1 girl that has piqued my eye.

The club itself is probably in the running for lamest stripclub interior along with Auggies and Skyway, but that really doesn't bother me.

Mike

Never been to LL because I heard StP rules were so restrictive. Dancers behind glass, 6" rule, etc...

If that's not the case, can you clue me in?

Father Mike

06-04-07, 20:24

Never been to LL because I heard StP rules were so restrictive. Dancers behind glass, 6" rule, etc...

If that's not the case, can you clue me in?

Dancers are behind glass on stage and lap dances are pretty tame but on $10. LL does have a few girls that offer TO. If you're looking for lap dances, stick to the Minneapolis clubs.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Red Draggin

06-06-07, 09:21

Boomer 420

06-07-07, 15:04

Thanks, guys. Since I'll be in town in a couple weeks I need to start making plans. Would like to hit as many SCs as possible. Dowtown Mpls is a cinch this time of year since you can walk to so many clubs.

Is Mapquest right when it shows LL on the StP version of Hennepin? Would it be wise of me to continue to Mpls on this street after LL? I always have trouble getting on and off I-94 at the right place when I'm downtown. If anyone has a suggestion I'd be grateful.Red,

If you continue west on Larpenteur (north side of LL) it turns into East Hennepin when you cross Hwy 280. Basically, going from Ramsey County to Hennepin County. While this would be considered the scenic view, it is an alternative to 94. The only thing is as you approach down town you have to hang a left after you cross central. Just Mapquest the area for LL and follow the map west and you shouldn't have any problems. I used to live right off of where Larpenteur switched to Hennepin and found it to be less stressful into downtown Minneapolis than taking the freeway. As long as you can navigate downtown when you get there you will be fine. You may even catch a streetwalker as you get closer to downtown. i wouldn't hold your nreath but I have seen one or two over the years. Probably just walking home but were open to suggestion when I asked.

Good Luck!

John in Tampa

06-10-07, 18:57

Dancers are behind glass on stage and lap dances are pretty tame but on $10. LL does have a few girls that offer TO. If you're looking for lap dances, stick to the Minneapolis clubs.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

As Father Mike rightly points out, you can, on occasion, get TO at the LL. YMMV, but I have ordered out, with success, a few times at the LL and it works nicely if you find the right dancer. I have also struck out a few times and found no takers, so shopping patiently may become the true definition of virtue at the LL. Be careful (and especially respectful) with regard to your inquiry, I read on a similar board for another city about a monger who asked for take-out and was himself taken out by the bouncer.

Enjoy safely…

JT

Nodak Boy

06-14-07, 02:49

So I had some time to kill today and decided I'd go and see Bettie at Sinners. Her pictures at the website make her seem a bit older than she really is in person, all of 19 and 5'6". LOL made me feel quite old. Her hair is a bit different but she was certainly extremely cute. We had a nice conversation. What? Did I have a dance? Of course! I would say that on a scale of 10 Bettie was a 6 for her erotic lapdance skills. She mentioned that she does nude modeling and has been on Suicide Girls (?) and Gods Girls (Stilletto?) web sites.

I was a bit disappointed in the number of girls in the club. I went in the afternoon and while there were 5-6 girls working, but many times I would find only the girl dancing on stage. What the other girls were doing for such long periods of time in the dressing room, who knows. So that was a letdown. And when there was 1 girl besides the stage girl, I found myself watching her lapdances with other guys because I was soooooo bored looking into the mirror and seeing only myself. ;)

So I saw Zoey (30+) and Vanessa give some good grindage and thought I should get a closer look. So I had a dance with Zoey and the friction factor was much hotter than with Bettie. Zoey was quite a bit older than Bettie, and it showed in a good way that youth isn't always an advantage. While Bettie sat and talked, she seemed pretty content to keep to herself while Zoey seemed more touchy-feely, which in my experience means that she's little more fun. Maybe Bettie was just cold, but after finding this link (http://www.godsgirls.com/girls/Stiletto) where she says in her 04/12/07 post:
"but I'm not used to being touched during a lapdance. Not a fan of strange hands being rubbed all over me (not my privates, thankfully), but I guess I must accept it."

tells you all you really need to know! Ok, now you can say I spend too much time on the internet.

One note about the dances, I got reprimanded about my hands not being on the couch arm rests. Truly honestly I was not doing anything besides having them at my sides, but I guess that wasn't quite good enough. Maybe next time I'll just put my hands up like at a bank robbery. The bouncer dude guy was watching all the girls giving dances like a hawk as the couch area for dances offers no privacy what so ever for the $20. The "Devils Den" is $30 and is a bed dance. The VIP is similar in price to Choice, $150 for 15 or $250 for 30. As with other clubs with 2for1 dances, the songs are cut short but not as bad as I was expecting.

Bottom line with Bettie, she's a cute girl but she really didn't have her heart in it and is a little immature right now for my taste with the added twist of YMMV.

The club itself was very clean, big feel to it, though it felt a bit sanitary (which for some is a bonus). The DJ played what I thought was a good selection of music at not too high of a decibel level. There is one main stage that has a stripper pole on each end with lots of sniffers-row chairs. The admission dayshift is $5 with $5 drink, so just a bit more than Choice is. Overall, I thought Choice offered a bit more intimate experience than Sinners.

Would I go back to Sinners, how about a definite maybe.

Philkrenshaw

06-15-07, 22:02

For something between the fairly tame dances at your table and the very expensive VIP, there is a couch area up by the fireplace. It used to be free but now costs $50 (which permits you come and go and hang out there all night with any girls you happen to pick). It's fairly private and has more mileage. Some of the girls will hang out there with you and drink in between giving you dances (as long as you pay for the drinks). The girls who like to drink give some of the best dances. If you plan on getting lots of dances the $50 averages out, since dances still cost $20 each, but they are better. As to which girls to pick, the really busy ones pay to not go on stage because they are earning more doing dances. Keep an eye out for them as well as the ones who seem to take guys to the VIP fairly often. The best ones don't usually go around asking guys for dances--guys go up and ask them whenever they spot them walking around free. You'll also see the "managers" dragging them up to the VIP because somebody requested them.

Nodak Boy

06-16-07, 04:39

Phil,

Have you seen this girl there: http://www.midwestnights.com/image.php?poll_item_id=51

She supposedly works Tuesday and Thursday night shift right now.

I'm trying to convince myself to go and check her out after my experience with Bettie at Sinners was somewhat less than I wanted it to be.

Mike

Nodak Boy

06-18-07, 16:02

I swear that this girl looks very similar to a girl that works at Choice. Can anyone confirm?

Philkrenshaw

06-21-07, 00:44

Sorry, she does not look famiiar to me.

Random Dream

06-23-07, 04:40

Personally sinners is my favorite place to go atm. I really don't know why.

But the vu and dreamgirls are just imo the snottiest little clubs in minneapolis. Money grubbing little bastards mostly and ugh.

The Choice is another great place but it just seems to be trying to hard to be classy.

Skyway is just disgusting.

I have yet to goto sapphire, shieks or ricks but I really don't think I will be going there at all anytime soon.

Monger10

07-03-07, 19:09

Are there any FS AMPs in St Cloud?

Or can anyone suggest an escort service?

I'll be in st cloud for 2 weeks from out of state, and need to indulge myself.

Any help will be appreciated.

Thanks

Wolfgang

07-20-07, 08:30

But I just saw your post.

St.Cloud. Are you kidding. Occassionally I see CL ads and you could always try the phone lines.

However the western suburbs are not that far away....

As for action here. Um No. This is the district that elected Michelle Bachman to congress. The people here are not sane.

Wolfe

Azn Monger101

07-23-07, 23:14

Hit King of Diamonds on Sat after a quiet stroll on Lake.

Nice "looking" talent. $10 cover, $10 table dances, $6. 25 Miller Lite beer, nice teasing night. Had dances from Tuscany, nice white dancer, no bolt ons, then dances from Shasta, ok black girl that wanted asian babies. She wanted $$ for attention, potential after-hour party, but why go that high for avg. Talent. VIP was quoted at $175 / 30 minutes and $315 / 60 minutes. YMMV, did not use.

AM

John in Tampa

07-24-07, 19:58

Hit King of Diamonds on Sat ... VIP was quoted at $175 / 30 minutes and $315 / 60 minutes. YMMV, did not use.

AM
Are you f*@king kidding me? $175 for 30 minutes, $315 for 60? Has it been that long since I was at a strip joint?

JT

Azn Monger101

07-24-07, 23:47

Are you f*@king kidding me? $175 for 30 minutes, $315 for 60? Has it been that long since I was at a strip joint?

JTShasta, an ok looking black stripper offered the 30 minutes for $175 and I inquired about mileage. She responded. It's not like you'll get a BJ or anything. I'm like for $175 I'll call an escort and get 1/2 and 1/2! She gave me the sterotype. Asian guys are cheap and I'm like. No, I'm not stupid. Don't know the name of the blond stripper that offered 60 minutes for $315. I wasn't gonna waste any time talking to her. I felt like I was in Vegas.

John in Tampa

07-25-07, 03:00

Shasta, an ok looking black stripper offered the 30 minutes for $175 and I inquired about mileage. She responded. It's not like you'll get a BJ or anything. I'm like for $175 I'll call an escort and get 1/2 and 1/2! She gave me the sterotype. Asian guys are cheap and I'm like. No, I'm not stupid. Don't know the name of the blond stripper that offered 60 minutes for $315. I wasn't gonna waste any time talking to her. I felt like I was in Vegas.
Don't get me wrong... I am just shocked at the jump in prices. WOW!

Nodak Boy

07-25-07, 11:49

Don't get me wrong... I am just shocked at the jump in prices. WOW!

When I first went to Choice several months ago, I was quoted much higher prices by Mina (the thai beauty with scrumptious legs). Now maybe I heard her wrong, or she had bad information, or thought I was a sucker, but I believe what she told me was $150/15, $300/30, and you guessed it, $600/60. So if that doesn't want to make you stay home and jerk off I don't know what will. And for that money who even knows if one would get anything of value except more grinding and some tittie.

Mike

John in Tampa

07-26-07, 00:58

When I first went to Choice several months ago, I was quoted much higher prices by Mina (the thai beauty with scrumptious legs). Now maybe I heard her wrong, or she had bad information, or thought I was a sucker, but I believe what she told me was $150/15, $300/30, and you guessed it, $600/60. So if that doesn't want to make you stay home and jerk off I don't know what will. And for that money who even knows if one would get anything of value except more grinding and some tittie.

Mike
You can get an absolutely once-in-a-lifetime experience for coin that large...

I am just too old I guess - I remember the golden days of strip clubs with truly private VIP lounges that were affordable. Like the Pink Pony in Daytona. The last time I was there was 2005 (come to think of it that is not that long ago really). It was $10 for a wrist band to get you into a very private room in the VIP area, a tip to the bouncer to ensure you weren't disturbed for a few songs, and about $ to the lady of your choice for a completely nude CBJ.

Damn, I miss the good 'ol days...

JT

Azn Monger101

07-26-07, 02:26

Choice several months ago, I was quoted much higher prices by Mina (the thai beauty with scrumptious legs). I believe what she told me was $150/15, $300/30, and you guessed it, $600/60.

MikeI would stay home or look for an escort, but WOW! I thought asians were good in math, that looked too simple. ;-) Sorry for the sterotype.

AM

Nodak Boy

07-26-07, 11:16

You can get an absolutely once-in-a-lifetime experience for coin that large...

I am just too old I guess - I remember the golden days of strip clubs with truly private VIP lounges that were affordable. Like the Pink Pony in Daytona. The last time I was there was 2005 (come to think of it that is not that long ago really). It was $10 for a wrist band to get you into a very private room in the VIP area, a tip to the bouncer to ensure you weren't disturbed for a few songs, and about $ to the lady of your choice for a completely nude CBJ.

Damn, I miss the good 'ol days...

JT

JT, I couldn't agree more, let's hope I just heard wrong. Ricks in Seattle was very good to me once for about $40, wish I could go back. 10 or so extra dollars got you into the special area at Market Street Cineman in SanFran where one could also have some fun for less dough than the lowest amount any strip club around MN will get you. As for OIALTE, I'd have to put Very Veronica of Vancouver on that list.

Wow, wish I would have known about PP when I was in Ft Lauderdale years ago.

Mike

Nodak Boy

07-26-07, 12:58

I went back to Choice yesterday since I had not been there for several months. I saw Rainy (sp?) who looks *a lot* like the girl in the photo of my initial post. Either it's the terrible lighting in the club that makes her look like this or it's her. I had two dances from her and asked if she posted on CL and she said no, didn't ask about BackPage which is where I believe I saw it. So no confirmation there and no current ad on BP either.

Keanna is still a favorite of mine at Choice but apparently she didn't want to approach me for some reason as I got asked by just about all the girls (except Mina, that's a lost cause). Had I seen her earlier I would have had all my dances from her. As Player once crooned, Keanna (baby) come back...

The lighting in the place still sucks for the stage, it's almost completely black except for a few blacklights and an occasional blinding red one, rendering me blind for a second or two.

After being at Sinners now, I would say that "on average" the dances at Sinners have more grind but less touch.

With really no grind at LampLighter, I'm in a conundrum as to whether to go back or not. Even though Nina's a blonde I still enjoy the experience. But sometimes a grind is what one needs.

John in Tampa

07-26-07, 17:37

With really no grind at LampLighter, I'm in a conundrum as to whether to go back or not. Even though Nina's a blonde I still enjoy the experience. But sometimes a grind is what one needs.

Don't forget the chance for "Take-Out" at LL - YMMV

Nodak Boy

07-27-07, 11:20

Don't forget the chance for "Take-Out" at LL - YMMV

JT,
I probably don't go during the hours when one can find takeout which is between 2-5pm. Not saying it's not possible, just probably not with the one that I'd want. So that leads me back to the value proposition that if one is looking for even a little contact the eye must look elsewhere. Now looking elsewhere costs more but sometimes it's even worth it.

I prefer somewhere where I can give the ladies/women/girls a backrub. That doesn't seem too possible at LL but at Choice it's no problemo. Plus the fact that the dances are just a bit hotter helps too. If it's grind I want, Sinners is my spot for now.

Mike

Mr Paddy

07-27-07, 12:32

I too love Nina at LL. I stop in when I can. Only saw her once. I have been to Vu daytime a bunch of times. I like that. I have to think the Dream Girls has to be something during the day. I need to go to Sneaky Petes sometime. I heard if you get a drink at Sneaky Pete then you get a free pass for Dream Girls. Trying to find time to get down there. I am always looking for a free lunch and Sinners and Vu seem to be good.

Father Mike

07-27-07, 20:25

Father Mike

07-27-07, 20:36

Boy, high prices for VIP, limited contact, glass walls.....this place is making me home sick.

The clubs where I came from have topless full contact dances for $20/song plus $2 tip to the bouncer. Touching allowed. There is one club that has an upstairs dance area where you get 5/songs for $80 totally nude in a pvt room. Things get real interesting there with a $ tip.

This place is 900 miles away. If you're curious, PM me and I'll tell you what post to look at on USAguide to see how the other half lives. Such a place truly exists.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Okay, here's a quote from this board from my home town....

07-02-07 at 02:01 #402
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Stopped by Fantasia last night. The place was packed. Lots of teenie tiny dancers. I wonder if some of those girls ever eat.

Got FS for an extra .5 above the 5 for 80 with someone I'd seen before.
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Too bad this place is not up here. You guys would go nuts....and broke.

Father Mike

John in Tampa

07-28-07, 10:36

There is another in Kansas where the HJ is almost guaranteed in the VIP (and there is a sleezy, dirt cheap, brothel right next door to the strip joint). In fact, the place I am thinking of doesn't have a bouncer and it is only .2 to get in the VIP for a few songs. Senior members are welcome to PM me about it if you are headed through KS.

JT

Wolfgang

07-28-07, 15:40

The strip clubs here suck.

Suck suck suck.

Houston, Memphis, KC, NYC, Tiajuana, Costa Rica. Those are strip clubs.

Snort. Don't get me started.

Still, you go to war with the President you have and not the president you want. We need to stay focused on staying the course, on deciding to be the commander guy and a uniter.

So keep writing reports and letting those of us who love and respect sluts, know where to find them.

Sincerely Yours,

Wolfe.

John in Tampa

07-30-07, 09:41

The strip clubs here suck.

Suck suck suck.

Houston, Memphis, KC, NYC, Tiajuana, Costa Rica. Those are strip clubs.

Wolfe.
I couldn't agree with you more. I have many fond memories from Tijuana (TJ). In fact, it is probably time to make a lustful journey down to the border anyone want to go along? My fave is the Adelita Bar, but a few of the other places are good too at times, such as the Chicago Club or Hong Kong.

For those mongers who haven't had the pleasure, any chica inside the bar (and there are several dozen to choose from at any given time) is there to be taken upstairs to the hotel next door to the bar (for about $11 for the room, plus whatever you negotiate with the girl - usually well under $). Any shape, size, color, flavor imaginable is available and the place is non-stop all day and all night. TJ is just plain fun.

And if you really want to experience the best the world has to offer, dont forget Thailand, the Philippines, Cambodia, Brazil, and Argentina. Oh well, we are, after all, in the excited states if america, founded by repressed pilgrims. I love this country, but wish we could be a little more relaxed about sex, and particularly the many avenues to be explored in the sex industry.

JT, longing for TJ

Nodak Boy

07-30-07, 12:48

I believe it was Bazookas (or a smaller club nearby) that I went to when I was in KC once, don't remember it being that much more of a thrill than around here. But back then I wasn't sure of my info and wasn't as smart about things as I am now. I'd probably do things differently if I went back to KC now.

Houston, don't know as I've never been but have only heard good things. Didn't sample NYC when I was there. Tijuana can be fun but you've got to watch your 6. For that matter, you better watch your 3 and 9 and everything inbetween as well. I've lost a few things that were in my front pocket of all places to a girl coming up to me and getting distracted. Plus I've both walked across and have taken the cab to downtown, take the cab, it's a might bit scary at night with open manholes and baddies lurking. Never made it to a club when I was in Memphis as there were too many other things to do. Costa Rico, one can dream...

You can take me back to Baby Dolls in Dallas any time you want however, with Ricks in Seattle a close second, and the old Market Street Cinema in SF. For all the hype Mons Venus in Tampa gets, I was a bit disappointed. A small hole in the wall place in downtown Philly, think it was called Blue Moon or something, was a decent time too. Our own Auggies is almost similar to that place if you can stand the environment. All other clubs I've been to haven't been that memorable.

Mike

Philkrenshaw

07-30-07, 23:43

I will second the good opinion of Ricks in Seattle (where I was surprized to find the dancer kept a tube of lube stashed in the crack of the couch). I wish the Ricks here was the same. Speaking of which, I notice they now have more private booths up front near the entrance. Anybody ever try them? I've ended up on the couches near the fireplace, but not the booths.

Father Mike

07-31-07, 17:27

Ahhhh Memphis....anyone remember Danni's ? Or Pure Platinum? King of Clubs?

Wasn't uncommon back in the day to walk back to the couch area or VIP and see a dancer performing a BBBJ. FS was available if you were brave enough. Nashville used to hold it's own with many massage parlors and private dance houses. They didn't call it Nash-vegas for nothing.

Of course things have changed but a good time can be had. Especially in Memphis. Just book a stay at the Holiday Inn next to PP the next time you are down that way. You wouldn't believe the opportunities you'll have.

Keep it SAFE

Father Mike

Dbldowndon

07-31-07, 22:41

The Seattle police and council have been tough on Ricks since December and the dancers are being watched by mgmt. Was in there last week and when I found a willing young lady, she was very nervous. Some of the great talent has moved on. Sorry.

Mr Paddy

08-01-07, 08:01

I checked into Deja Vu this week. Had lunch. Fyi if you go to their website you can print out a free pass for daytime. so you waive the $9 cover. Then pay for your $9 bottomless drink and have a free lunch. Not bad and then some ready willing and able girls. Autumn, Nikki, Tia et al are alright. Also I stopped into Sneaky Petes for a drink and they said that they would get me in free to Dream girls. Sure I would have to buy the drink deal also but it is nice to have the bar right downstairs from DG. Also fyi I guess Sinners has lunch. They typically take competitors coupons so waive the $5 door fee and buy the $5 bottomless drink and get a free lunch. Malia looks hot in my book. Have not had her though.

John in Tampa

08-01-07, 15:10

Father Mike

08-09-07, 03:09

Haven't had the best of luck trolling lately so went by Lamplighter. Several new girls there since I was there last. Got TOS for $ and a couple of dances from tall leggy brunette. Was offered by a couple of other girls. Details to senior members if interested.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Mr Paddy

08-12-07, 22:18

Father Mike

08-14-07, 17:15

Re TOS. I am wondering if you basically have to wait for the bar to close or if they are dayshift to get to the end of their shift to get the TOS? Or could they do a HJ or BJ on a smoke break in the parking lot?

After shift or off days only. Doing deeds on smoke breaks or parking lot is not cool there. If you've got game, you can figure out how to work it out.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Mr Incognito

08-14-07, 18:28

Just a sample of what I found out there while doing a short cruise. There were 2 others that I couldn't position myself for a good shot, so they'll have to wait.

MikeNodak, nice find on girl2. I was out today and stopped in a lot and she came over to my passenger window and asked what time it was. She had a bit of acne on her face but her body was decent, I just didn't get a good enough vibe to invite her in. Plus she was walking around with a chubby friend who I wanted no part of.

Father Mike

08-23-07, 00:37

With all the rain out and mongering at an all time low, hit the SC circuit in search of lost souls Friday night. Went to King of Diamonds and it was dead. Do the last rites and bury it. Stayed until a so-so dancer drove me insane. I let her do a couple of dances feeling a little sorry for her then she wouldn't leave me alone. Drove away the nicer looking girls. If Angela asks you for a dance at KOD, run like the wind.

Hit Sinners and Choice Saturday night. Unfortunately I went to Choice first. Had a nice time and got a few of high mileage dances from a couple of girls. Then I hit Sinners. Damn....I was the only guy in the place on a Saturday night. Wasn't that bad. Every dance on stage was like a private dance. Did a few dances with Gia. Damn, the girl is hot. Next time I'll skip KOD and Choice and go straight to Gia. Hot girl and good dance.

Wondered by LL Sunday. Things were slow as expected. Had an interesting conversation with Nicole, black girl with a killer ass that hasn't danced there long. She wanted me to be very happy.

Good time at Choice, Sinners and LL.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

John in Tampa

08-29-07, 17:51

Wondered by LL Sunday. Things were slow as expected. Had an interesting conversation with Nicole, black girl with a killer ass that hasn't danced there long. She wanted me to be very happy.

I hit the LL today for a much needed frosty beverage and saw a few of the regulars, but didn't stay long enough to enjoy very much of the entertainment. Nonetheless, there is something comforting about the predictable lack of enthusiasm, beer soaked rugs, and the decidely off-fresh smell of the LL. You gotta love the place.

JT

Layover

09-07-07, 12:25

That still open?

Nodak Boy

09-23-07, 23:09

So I need a reminder that all strippers are just there for the job and we mean nothing to them. While visiting out of town, I've become addicted to one particular female stripper that has reopened some feelings I haven't had since my very first high-school sweetheart. It may be partly because she reminds me of my long ago ex, I'm not sure. But she sure is easy on the eyes and isn't just one to do the "wanna-dance" routine, she actively sits and talks with me for quite a while before asking. So I'm being sucked in and know it but I keep going back asking for more as I find myself liking it too much.

So I'm looking for reinforcements as to why this is wrong as it won't go anywhere. I need your stories of how you overcame their seductive powers!

Someone slap me.

Cities Boy

09-24-07, 14:40

I know the feeling. A couple of years back I had the same thing going on with someone that I got very close with. We had an instant connection - her and I were pretty much just making out everytime in the VIP - no bumping and grinding - she would basically sit on top of me and throw her hair over me to "hide" what we were doing and her mouth and lips were so tasty! Heavy kissing and also licking and sucking on her nipples, and I even fingered her a few times as well! I watched as other guys went in the VIP with her and she did nothing like this with them. This kept me coming back for more. This went on for a week or so (I was in there every night she was dancing) After seeing her many times I tried to take things further (I tried to get her to see me outside the club) gave her my number but didn't hear from her. Then when I went back on her next scheduled night she was gone! I was told that she quit! I can only think of what might have been with this girl - she was one in a million.

So I need a reminder that all strippers are just there for the job and we mean nothing to them. While visiting out of town, I've become addicted to one particular female stripper that has reopened some feelings I haven't had since my very first high-school sweetheart. It may be partly because she reminds me of my long ago ex, I'm not sure. But she sure is easy on the eyes and isn't just one to do the "wanna-dance" routine, she actively sits and talks with me for quite a while before asking. So I'm being sucked in and know it but I keep going back asking for more as I find myself liking it too much.

So I'm looking for reinforcements as to why this is wrong as it won't go anywhere. I need your stories of how you overcame their seductive powers!

Someone slap me.

Nodak Boy

09-24-07, 15:47

I know the feeling.Thank you sir, may I please have another.

Wow, only one week? ! I'm sure she's etched in your mind, what a wonderful way to go. So do others find that these short trysts are worth it or are they emotional baggage not needed?

I'm sure I'll go back, but I need a way to break my thinking in that there's really nothing between us. I guess it's like a drug, I don't want to admit that it's getting me no where. Even though I know I'll feel somewhat hurt, which isn't her fault at all, the sweet pain of her smiling and sitting on my lap talking makes me temporarily extremely happy and alive. I don't always think that's a bad thing if one realizes it and knows the inevitable conclusion is only a number of weeks away. Maybe Wolfe will set me straight.

Yin and Yang. So as I'm looking for others who've suffered, do we have any winners in this area where things worked out? Balance in life is important.

Mike

Jolly Rocks

09-24-07, 16:56

We've all been there, bud. How old are you? I'm 50+, was never in a strip club til I got separated about a year ago, and it's real easy to get taken in by a sweet talking cutie. Just take it one day at a time, and realize you wouldn't want to end up with one of these girls anyway, no matter how nice they might seem. Unfortunately, there's something very unique about girls that grind cocks and walk around naked for a living, and unless you want to get into their fucked up psyche, you're best leaving them as a fantasy and just have fun, and they ALL have serious issues, don't even think otherwise. Ok, I'm sure somebody will jump on that comment and tell you how they experienced just the opposite, but face it, it's one in 10 million. Just think about introducing her to your friends and family, how you gonna feel? It's a loser, no matter how you look at it. If you don't believe it, give it a shot, and next time you're making out in the LD area, don't pay her, see what she says. Or, just hang out at the bar and don't talk to her at all, and see how fast she falls in love with another fist full of dollars. Don't be stupid or I'll have to come there and give you a slap upside the head.

Have fun and be safe!

TwistedBrother

09-24-07, 17:06

I feel for you, bro. I'm having similar experiences of falling for generous girls at AMPs, where the success rate is a little higher, but still shaky. If you check on my list of posts, you can see my experiences and those of others.

My take is this - yes, the vast majority of providers are there for the job, etc., but they're still human ... as are we ... and capable of relationships. Some much more than others, to be sure. Some have been in the biz, whichever biz it is, for years; others are new and may be in and out. So a connection is possible, depending on a lot of things.

So I'd say, don't rule anything out, but your odds are low. Have open eyes, an open mind, and don't set yourself for disappointment or getting ripped off - but I'd say not to get that cynical "they're all same" perspective, either. It's hard. Good luck.

Thank you sir, may I please have another.

Wow, only one week?! I'm sure she's etched in your mind, what a wonderful way to go. So do others find that these short trysts are worth it or are they emotional baggage not needed?

I'm sure I'll go back, but I need a way to break my thinking in that there's really nothing between us. I guess it's like a drug, I don't want to admit that it's getting me no where. Even though I know I'll feel somewhat hurt, which isn't her fault at all, the sweet pain of her smiling and sitting on my lap talking makes me temporarily extremely happy and alive. I don't always think that's a bad thing if one realizes it and knows the inevitable conclusion is only a number of weeks away. Maybe Wolfe will set me straight.

Yin and Yang. So as I'm looking for others who've suffered, do we have any winners in this area where things worked out? Balance in life is important.

Mike

Nodak Boy

09-25-07, 17:28

We've all been there, bud.

Jolly, I would agree that I'm certainly not the first or the last to experience this nor the last. I'm 30+ and have been going to SCs for over 10 years. In all of my travels and SCing, I can probably remember twice where I thought the girl and I had an original connection and that there was no BS going on. Let's put it this way, it's a very low percentage.

I won't go as far as saying "ALL" have serious issues, some do some don't. Hell, I have issues!!! I think most of us wouldn't think of a Playmate as woman with issues, but yet she posed naked for the entire planet to see. If she's that confident of a woman and comfortable in doing so, I want to meet her.

As for the "just hang out" scenario, I've been thinking this is the best way to let myself down. While I'm sure I'll still get a dance or two, I just have to focus on how she reacts when I tell her "no thanks" to another request for a lap dance. While my head knows this won't go anywhere, and it can't, I'm trying to keep things under control while enjoying the ride. Think of it as a summer love that you know will end come September.

Just as Jolly says that we shouldn't be looking for marriage material at these clubs, the opposite could also be said in that the girls/women probably look at us as perverts and wouldn't want to date us anyway. I'd be real curious to hear from a dancer's perspective of what most of them really think of their customers.

While I don't know this girl outside of the club, she says she has a bad temper. So that's what I've been focusing on. She mentioned once that she hit with her fist a boyfriend during an elevated argument. That's probably not the kind of girl I'd *want* to be around. So that's the second thing I'm focused on. If one really needs to find a way to take a stripper off of her pedestal in your mind, you need to focus on the things that aren't perfect. I guarantee you will always find something. At some point, you'll come to the realization that, yes, she probably isn't the best choice for what you're looking for. I have an acute appreciation (close to a fetish) for brunettes. So anytime I meet a nice blonde stripper girl that I really like, I start to focus on her blonde hair and that usually lowers my feelings towards her. Is it petty? Absolutely, but it works.

So I feel a bit better now just writing this down. I will attempt to adjust my feeling when I see her next, but I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it too!

I need a psychiatrist.

Waynegrow

09-26-07, 15:56

Your thinking too much brother. Just enjoy the moment and you won't get hurt. Take it slow and remember you are in control. Make her want you not the other way around.

If you enjoy going to see her then do it. Don't be thinking about what might happen. Control what will happen. If she is pyshco and has issues then that will come out in the end.

In the meantime have fun.

Wayne

Nodak Boy

09-27-07, 15:32

Your thinking too much brother. Just enjoy the moment and you won't get hurt.

Agreed, and all sage advice. I've decided to give up my LampLighter visits for now as it wasn't really what I was looking for. My gal there, Nina, is super nice but it wasn't enough. If you want an example of a gal who's got her head on straight, check Nina out. There are nice women who do strip who you'd definitely want to marry that don't carry any more emotional baggage than any other woman.

We'll see how next week goes. I've had some time to think and process about what I've been feeling, and hopefully come to some sort of understanding. I think it's called "transference" of where I'm putting my emotions about a long lost first love onto a girl I just met who reminds me of her. Or I could just be attracted to this type of girl, just like she's attracted to the exciting "bad boy" image instead of a more stable relationship.

Getting off the couch now. If you all were Lucy from Peanuts, I'd owe you 5 cents.

Nodak Boy

10-19-07, 06:37

So I would argue that sometimes the best time to think is when inebriated. So I went back tonight after drinking a complete $6 bottle of white merlot wine in my car before going in to see "Sasha". While I had the usual comfort of her by my side for a fair bit of time, her asking for two dances, for some reason really hit home tonight that I'm never going to be more than a casual aquaitance to her. While I know she's there to do her job to make money, and even though I think she's paid more attention to me than my $ I've spent on her deserves, she's not stupid in knowing that it won't go anywhere. It's just me that's living in lala land. While I know for a fact that she has some issues that would make me hesitate to date her, I'm still very much attracted to her. So I'm finding it hard to come back to reality that there's no way in hell that this is going anywhere. If it was, it would have happened. I'm sure if I was 10 years younger and had met her, even if she were to date me for a while, she would have broke my heart all over again. To those who say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved again, are the ones who've probably never had constant reminders of their lost love years after they stopped dating. Sometimes I do ask myself whether my high school sweetheart was worth the memories. I'd probably be a much more content person if I didn't know what it really felt like.

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks of their "lost love" many many years after the fact.

I still feel that I get a better treatment than most guys there, so that is some solice to me.

So my final note on all of this is as follows. While I've encountered some of the street ladies around here (and there are some nice ladies), I'm still left with the very stark feelign that it's completely soulless. Call me gay whatever. I just don't find that quick 10 minute meeting to be of any significance, and would much rather have "Sasha" on my lap for that same amount of time. It's much more satisfying, but I'm sure there are others who would disagree.

So "Sasha" mentioned she'll be in on Sunday as well, trying to convince myself to wait at least until Tuesday before going back, but am feeling it's a losing battle.

Sorry for any typos and random thoughts as it's 3am and I'm just sobering up.

drunk makes you sappy (and very type happy),
Mike

Cities Boy

10-19-07, 11:35

While I had the usual comfort of her by my side for a fair bit of time, her asking for two dances, for some reason really hit home tonight that I'm never going to be more than a casual aquaitance to her. While I know she's there to do her job to make money, and even though I think she's paid more attention to me than my $ I've spent on her deserves, she's not stupid in knowing that it won't go anywhere. It's just me that's living in lala land.

You need to understand that you are now entering into an entirely different game with this girl. If I were in your shoes, this is how I would handle things next time in the club. I don't know how much you have talked with her in the past, but you need to keep things on that level - just talk between each other. Show a genuine interest in her as more than just a sex object that
will grind on top of you for money. If she is genuinely interested, she
will talk, if not she will just move on. You need to separate yourself from the "money-spending customer" status that you have right now with her.
But here is the trick, you must to hold up your end of the conversation, keep things interesting, and make sure that you are the one in control. Remember, no matter how much you want to, you can't let her talk you into buying a dance from her. In fact, you might want to say something like - I already know that you are a great dancer - I would rather spend my money taking you someplace quiet where we can talk and you can show to me that your mind is just as great. Just keep in mind that she is a woman with feelings too. Give this a shot and let us know what the results are.

Wolfgang

10-19-07, 15:06

Nodak,

Cities is right. Take his advice and find out if you can get her interested. Keep control of the situation.

The worst that could happen is that you will know if she is interested. I would only add one piece of free/useless advice. If she moves on and looks for a dance somewhere else, then leave for a while [days], come back later and then ask again. She may test you to see if you are serious and to decide if she is as well. Women do love being pursued. Final thought is that after she says no 2 or 3 times, then move on or you will be stalking her and some large hairy antisocial bouncer type may "discuss" matters with you in the alley.

Yours,

Wolfe

Nodak Boy

10-19-07, 23:12

I don't know how much you have talked with her in the past, but you need to keep things on that level - just talk between each other. Show a genuine interest in her as more than just a sex object that
will grind on top of you for money. If she is genuinely interested, she
will talk, if not she will just move on. You need to separate yourself from the "money-spending customer" status that you have right now with her.
But here is the trick, you must to hold up your end of the conversation, keep things interesting, and make sure that you are the one in control. Remember, no matter how much you want to, you can't let her talk you into buying a dance from her. In fact, you might want to say something like - I already know that you are a great dancer - I would rather spend my money taking you someplace quiet where we can talk and you can show to me that your mind is just as great. Just keep in mind that she is a woman with feelings too. Give this a shot and let us know what the results are.

I've have talked to her quite a bit and she's been on my lap some nights when it's a little slow for a good hour and a half. I've certainly made it known that I prefer her sitting with me than being on "the wall o'dance". I may have misplayed my card in that I've actually paid her a couple times the $20 just to be quiet and sit and snuggle in the chair with me. I did this because I felt as if I've certainly got my huge share of free snuggles and wanted to let her know that I appreciated that more than the dances.

I think I've done a pretty good job of separating myself from the average joes who come in to the bar. I've certainly been dressing in clothes that I thought would appeal to her, and that has been working as she's commented several times how nice I look.

From what she says, she has no trouble attracting men, just has trouble keeping them as it sounds like some have cheated on her. It may have something to do with her temper that she tells me about, said she's taken anger mgmt class once. While I haven't seen it, she does have a spirited personality in that if you're important enough to her and you hurt her, hell hath no fury... Maybe she's sensed in me that I'm not "available" without coming right out and asking, so that is stopping things. She's asked for my last name and I hesitated before responding, trying to think if telling her is the wisest thing to do. Good or bad, I did tell her BTW.

I guess it all boils down to the single fact that I'm not a "player". If I was unattached things could be handled differently. My guilt level is too high. But my goal for at least a sincere dinner date is still alive in my mind, whether she's up for it and I can go through with it, two big ifs, is yet to be determined.

I think my plan right now is to go in on Sunday later in the evening (midnight) and bring up the idea of dinner. Not sure if I should lightheartedly bring up the subject, or be very straight forward about it. My gut and logic says to be very sincere about the request, but my fear of the rejection wants me to do the lighthearted version so I can seem to blow off the "no thanks".

Mike

Cities Boy

10-22-07, 12:37

So what happened? I didn't realize that you are "attached" like you said...
Many women are good at sensing this and you are right - it might be holding her back a little. But if that were the case, she might not be giving you the signals that you are describing. It sounds to me like she is interested in you, but she is waiting for you to try and make a move. I'll admit that I'm a player myself, and I'm good at knowing what women want to hear. Try something like this - tell her that as sexy as she looks with her clothes off, that you would really like to see just how sexy she can be with them on. And then invite her to dinner and just go from there...

Nodak Boy

10-25-07, 04:05

So what happened?

I'm still winding down out here trying to settle myself after such a fast start. While I still couldn't resist going back to the club to see "Sasha", I did refrain from trying to lure her over. I figure if I put her back up on the stripper mantle I'll have an easier time forgetting her. She did pick up my subtle "not interested" queues and was wondering what's going on. I plan on going back tomorrow to continue the Dr prescribed treatment. She's like a drug I don't want to quit (or Mountain Dew, not really sure).

But she's so damn personable, likeable, anykindable that it's hard to resist her charms. Tuesday she sat right on my lap and grabbed and put my arms around her while she leaned back into me. Lord have mercy!!! Father Mike, may I have an "amen"?

Mike

Midwest10

10-25-07, 08:45

But she's so damn personable, likeable, anykindable that it's hard to resist her charms. Tuesday she sat right on my lap and grabbed and put my arms around her while she leaned back into me. Lord have mercy!!! Father Mike, may I have an "amen"?

Mike[/QUOTE]

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Nodak,

Plase seek professional help on this. I believe you have four choices.

1) Psychiatrist
2) Grow some gonads and move on
3) F*ck Sasha's best friend to prove you got game
4) Contact the Jerry Springer show with your situation

Although #3 sounds like the most fun - I recommend #4. Please advise us of when the show will air.

Any other suggestions guys?

MW10

Cities Boy

10-25-07, 10:59

Okay here is the real question. Do you just want to fuck her? Or are you thinking that you want something more from her?

Epicurien

10-25-07, 19:27

I'm staying in center of town this weekend. What's the best strip club within walking distance that's laid back and inexpensive

Nodak Boy

10-25-07, 22:54

Okay here is the real question. Do you just want to fuck her? Or are you thinking that you want something more from her?

I know some will wince when I say that I don't just want to fuck her and then ya'll will have issues when I say that nothing "more" can really happen anyway, so why even bother with this whole thread?! Pussy me is going back to the club tonight to visit "Sasha" without knowing if I'm going to semi-avoid her or just say "screw myself" and have a good time knowing it just makes things harder in the end.

I think I've made it quite clear in the other forums that I've always found that the quick sex to be somewhat of an empty feeling for me. Call me gay, what ever names you got, I can take the heat. I have partaken in some of the SW girls around here 4 or 5 times, but none were overly great looking and I didn't want anything more than a hj from them (too many worries about std's). So it's not like I'm talking out of my ass without some experience, I just didn't find those encounters to be what they should be.

If I really just wanted sex I could probably find someone around the many cities I'm close to for that. To prove that I could get pussy if needed, here's some pics from this weekends roadtrip. While I didn't frequent the establishments as sneaking funds out is tough, I did have to stop by and check them out for the semi-thrill of it.

I think I pick Jerry Springer, I loved his show.

Mike

Stan Daround

10-26-07, 09:26

I'm staying in center of town this weekend. What's the best strip club within walking distance that's laid back and inexpensiveYou can spend a few hours in Deja Vu and not go broke. If you hit the right night, it can be fun and the dancers grade out at B- to B+. Private areas can get hot.

Choice is up the street from Deja Vu. Dancers grade out from C+ to B+. Girls are very agressive.

Ricks and Shieks are expensive.

Showgirls can be OK, but it's been empty everytime I've been there.

Sinners is new.

They all have reviews on Stripclublist.com

Wolfgang

10-26-07, 10:11

Nodak,

Option 3, definitely, but only after you have a) fucked Sasha several times, b)gotten her to take you out, c)gotten introduced to her friends and gotten numbers on the sly, and d) fucked all the friends except the best friend 'cause your working your way up the list. Then you should bang the best friend. Bwahahahahaha.

Seriously tho', what CB and MW are getting at is that you don't know what you want. I can only tell you that women are attracted to a confident man, that is someone who knows what he wants and is willing to take the chances he needs to go get it.

Courage is not the absense of fear, it is the realization that something is more important than fear.

So figure out what you want and then go get it.

Advice is cheap. Actions count. So stop asking us about shit and go do something to get what you want.

Wolfe

Midwest10

10-26-07, 10:36

So stop asking us about shit and go do something to get what you want.

Wolfe[/QUOTE]

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That sums it up best!

Cities Boy

10-26-07, 11:49

Nodak, almost all women if asked will tell you that confidence is sexy.
This is something that you are obviously lacking my friend. I've given you
all the advice I can - the rest is up to you. Rejection can be a *****, but
never trying and wondering what might have been is far worse...

Jolly Rocks

10-26-07, 13:30

I thought we had this all figured out weeks ago!!!! You definitely think way too much and I'm sure with all this great advice, you are more confused than ever!! LOL So here's one more. If this doesn't work, you're hopelessly and pathetically doomed to a life of misery and frustration. ( LOL, not really!!! )

When all else fails, just follow your heart. Forget the games, playing hard to get.......playing easy to get.........staying away.......going every night.......forget what might or might not happen......forget trying to manipulate the situation and forget trying to be someone you're not. In the end, we are who we are, and if that's not enough to win her over, what have you lost? But, somehow, I think she will still like you no matter what.

She may not wanna be your girlfriend, but I'm sure she'll still wanna be your friend. We are all victims of the heart, and no amount of thinking is gonna change how you feel. Plus, the more you try to fight it, the stronger it will get. So just go with it, and let the chips fall where they may.

LIfe's way too short, man, and you need to stop making yourself crazy. So just follow your feelings and enjoy the moment. Good luck.

Triesharder

11-06-07, 11:02

For visitors, please note that in Minnesota, if a bar serves booze, the women cannot be bottomless. In bars that do not serve booze, full nudity is allowed.

My favorite club was Auggies. It served booze, but the women were most aggressive and permissive. For the cost a drink, one extremely beautiful lady sat on my lap in the corner for about half hour, kissing my neck, taking off her top, and letting me feel her tits and nipples. From underneath, I played lightly with her pussy and ass. The burly bouncers should have stopped us, but did not. This bar has about 85% black patrons and workers, but it was very well lit (too well) and seemed safe. Later in the night, I noticed I was the only white person remaining, but still felt safe. Two girls offered me take out there, but I bet more would.

At Choice, the girls get nude. No booze is available. They will stamp your hand, so you can step out to chug some rum and then return. When I entered, a gorgeous blond came up and hugged me right at the bar. She did not mind me feeling her ass and groping around. She lowered her top and let me fondle and suck her tits, while selling me on lap dances and more expensive private dances. A while later, I took her for a $20 lap dance in the private area. Where she was very permissive at the bar, she allowed no groping in the private area, but just grinded herself into me and ran her tits over my face. No booze is a bummer.

I tried Deja Vu, Dream Girls, and a place joined to the Sex shop across from Choice. I was in and out of those places in about ten or fifteen minutes each. At a couple of them, there were no girls in sight or only a few. At the others, the girls only wanted to sell private dances, with little or no action on stage.

In St. Paul, I sat in the Lamplighter for one beer. The dancers get fully nude behind plexiglass. When you enter, they scan you for weapons. The patrons, dancers, and facility seemed sleazy and dirty, which I usually like. But sealing the dancers behind glass did not appeal to me.

I preferred Auggies. Most of the girls were outgoing and permissive. And they served booze. However, if you were not cool, the black crowd could be intimidating.

Hope this helps, especially other visitors.

John in Tampa

11-07-07, 11:51

Hope this helps, especially other visitors. Triesharder...

This is an excellent overview of the Twin Cities' scene. Thanks, I know that not only visitors, but locals too will find this quite useful.

Thanks for the contribution,

JT

Cities Boy

11-07-07, 17:24

One very important place (I'm sure you will all agree) that wasn't mentioned is the King of Diamonds. It's the ONLY club in the metro where you can enjoy full nudity with no glass or restrictions and also have a cocktail.

Red Draggin

11-20-07, 00:39

Nodak Boy

11-20-07, 12:39

So how did the Springer show work out?

Seriously, I had a similar experience this last summer with a gal in Duluth and we made some plans about going out for dinner and then a hotel. You think you are dumb--I basically talked her out of it by telling her she could do better. She must have agreed with me!! ;)

LOL, and I'm the one that should be on the Springer show?! Dumbkoff ;)

As for me, I'm still going back to the club and seeing her almost every Tuesday/Thursday. I did ask her to go ice skating with me. She looked at me almost in shock because she didn't think I had the guts to ask. I think she blew the question off as she said she's never ice skated before, but I'll probably ask again before I leave that city for good. I think she was surprised because a few times before I had tried calling her by her stage name of "Sasha" and she asked why. I told her that it made it easier for me to not think of things outside the club and she brought up the idea "oh of like dinner?" and I say "yeah". I say this because earlier she was telling me of this other guy in there that night that was giving her a weak backrub had told her that he could "really make her comfortable". You know some of these girls are hit on hard almost every night with some lame line like that, I felt that by asking her I'd be just another dumb schmuk like that guy and I didn't want to be that predictable.

I do feel like I know her a bit better and can see some things that if I was single and of the right age, would make me think twice about dating her. She has mentioned her anger mgmt issues before and I see more of that instability. Last Thursday when I was there all the girls were having a slow night. Sasha stopped by and sat with me telling me all her problems: slow night, car bumper scratched, etc.

I had been trying to call her by her stage name "Sasha" instead of her real name as I thought that might help me mentally set my expectations. Well it didn't help me and she didn't like it that I didn't use her real name when we talk. However, I just realized that I don't think she even knows/remembers my name, so I'm going to push the subject next time I see her.

She's still the only girl in the club that I really want to sit with and hardly any of the other girls stop by and ask me for a dance anymore. Yes, I have become "one of those", a regular, comfortably numb.

Does Sasha give the best laps, no, there are other girls there like Andrea a mortgage broker from Reno who's given me the best one there yet. There are also some other hot looking women working there as one would expect. But I prefer to build some sort of relationship with a girl when I'm going to be there that long, just like I did with Nina at the Lamp in St Paul.

Is Dr Phil around, maybe he can help.

I will not give up yet.
Mike

Nodak Boy

11-20-07, 12:46

My favorite club was Auggies.

At Choice, the girls get nude.

I tried Deja Vu, Dream Girls, and a place joined to the Sex shop across from Choice. I was in and out of those places in about ten or fifteen minutes each.

In St. Paul, I sat in the Lamplighter for one beer. The dancers get fully nude behind plexiglass.

I agree with the Auggies choice for action. Choice is a nice mix in my view. The one across from Choice in Sex World is Sinners, which I believe has some of the best grindage available in the TC. LampLighter is pretty tame, especially with that glass, but the girls will talk with you a bit there.

DejaVu and DreamGirls haven't been to in some time as they were lame when I last went. Still have to make a trip to KofD sometime, but it opens later just like Auggies.

Mike

Cities Boy

11-20-07, 15:38

LOL, and I'm the one that should be on the Springer show?! Dumbkoff ;)

As for me, I'm still going back to the club and seeing her almost every Tuesday/Thursday. I did ask her to go ice skating with me. She looked at me almost in shock because she didn't think I had the guts to ask. I think she blew the question off as she said she's never ice skated before, but I'll probably ask again before I leave that city for good. I think she was surprised because a few times before I had tried calling her by her stage name of "Sasha" and she asked why. I told her that it made it easier for me to not think of things outside the club and she brought up the idea "oh of like dinner?" and I say "yeah". I say this because earlier she was telling me of this other guy in there that night that was giving her a weak backrub had told her that he could "really make her comfortable". You know some of these girls are hit on hard almost every night with some lame line like that, I felt that by asking her I'd be just another dumb schmuk like that guy and I didn't want to be that predictable.

I do feel like I know her a bit better and can see some things that if I was single and of the right age, would make me think twice about dating her. She has mentioned her anger mgmt issues before and I see more of that instability. Last Thursday when I was there all the girls were having a slow night. Sasha stopped by and sat with me telling me all her problems: slow night, car bumper scratched, etc.

I had been trying to call her by her stage name "Sasha" instead of her real name as I thought that might help me mentally set my expectations. Well it didn't help me and she didn't like it that I didn't use her real name when we talk. However, I just realized that I don't think she even knows/remembers my name, so I'm going to push the subject next time I see her.

She's still the only girl in the club that I really want to sit with and hardly any of the other girls stop by and ask me for a dance anymore. Yes, I have become "one of those", a regular, comfortably numb.

Does Sasha give the best laps, no, there are other girls there like Andrea a mortgage broker from Reno who's given me the best one there yet. There are also some other hot looking women working there as one would expect. But I prefer to build some sort of relationship with a girl when I'm going to be there that long, just like I did with Nina at the Lamp in St Paul.

Is Dr Phil around, maybe he can help.

I will not give up yet.
Mike

I am stepping in for Dr. Phil here because quite frankly, he cannot give you any real advice in this matter and he is nothing more than another one of Oprah's lil' bitches. Now with that being said...

I hate to say it but from what I just read Nodak, you are never going
to be more than just a "friend" to this girl. Unless you get a little more aggressive. Why didn't you ask her about something else that the two of you could do since she had never ice skated before? The window of opportunity was wide open my friend and you let it close. You need to be quick and clever. Like when she said she didn't like you calling her Sasha in the club. You should have come back with something witty like: "Well then give me a reason to call you by your real name - meet me for a drink sometime outside of the club." It's as simple as that. You can do it man!

Sailorguy

01-05-08, 07:25

King of Diamonds isn't bad, the table dances aren't great, but at least they're only $10, so it's a decent way to preview the girl on the cheap if you're into the VIP thing. I'd say the traffic flow through the club isn't always great and it may take you a little time to 1) get a good seat 2) get the attention of the girl you want. Usually a lot of variety in body types, personalities, visual appeal and ability. It's one of the reasons I like the slightly uncomfortable table dances, cause at least you only waste $10 on a bad one instead of $20 in other places.

Yes, the prices people have quoted on VIP is correct. The only way I can see it really being worth it is if you want to spend some time with a specific girl. Of course there's also no real risk in that kind of venture either, but then again, if you play it safe outside the clubs, you can limit your risk pretty well there too.

Choice is my other haunt when I want to go just looking. The couches for dances are quite comfortable, though performers can vary quite a bit.

IMO, one of the best sources of club reviews is the girls themselves. If you find a girl you like, ask her where else she's worked and what she thought of it. Has anyone been to the Seville Club? I've seen the name, but haven't been there nor heard anything about it really.

Red Draggin

01-07-08, 00:34

The Seville is the one near the Target Center, yes? I was there a couple of years ago and it was OK. Kind of like a smaller Schiek's; more gentleman's club -- less strip club. The girls were pretty nice though. I got a dance from one really nice girl-next-door type that I could have really fallen in lust with if I lived there.

Very Dvs

01-16-08, 17:58

In my opinion the King of Diamonds is the best club in the Twin Cities area. It is reasonably priced and the girls look good. A lot of the girls who work at KOD have worked at other clubs in the past (i.e. Choice, Sheiks, they all move around). Why pay Sheiks prices when you can have a better time in a more relaxed atmosphere at KOD, with the same quality of girls for a lower price.

Very Dvs

01-16-08, 18:00

I was at Sheiks a few weeks ago. I ate dinner, drank heavily, bought quite a few dances from a 20 something blonde. At one point, while she was dancing, my hand rubbed against her leg and she freaked out. She got a bouncer and told me I had to stop. I told her she didn't need to dance for me again and forget about a tip. For that kind of price she should have been a little more respectful. I will go somewhere else, where my money is appreciated.

Very Dvs

01-16-08, 18:05

In St. Paul, I sat in the Lamplighter for one beer. The dancers get fully nude behind plexiglass. When you enter, they scan you for weapons. The patrons, dancers, and facility seemed sleazy and dirty, which I usually like. But sealing the dancers behind glass did not appeal to me.The lamplighter prices cannot be beaten. If you want a chance at taking a woman home with you, Lamplighter is a place where that can happen. There are occasionally decent looking women at the Lamplighter.

Red Draggin

01-18-08, 01:14

So how do the gals at LL make money if you can't tip them on stage? Private dances only?

Chilly Willy

01-19-08, 13:36

So how do the gals at LL make money if you can't tip them on stage? Private dances only?

Time was, there was a crack between the panes of glass, and you slid your dollar in through the cracks. Same thing was true at the Payne Reliever. At the LL, they also used to have bikini night, or something like that, where the girls came out for table dances wearing swimwear.

That was a while ago, but then again, I remember the King of Diamonds before it was remodeled (in the 80s), when it was dark and relatively quiet and each girl did 3 dances. For the 3rd one, they wore something made out of butterfly netting.

Is my age showing?

Willy

Midwest10

01-20-08, 12:24

Is my age showing?

Willy[/QUOTE]

Yeah a little, but bring on the history Willy! Thanks!

Chilly Willy

01-20-08, 16:35

Yeah a little, but bring on the history Willy! Thanks!

Well, I also remember being in the (I think) Western Precinct building of the St Paul Police Dept - back when it was a strip joint. I wasn't there on a certain night when they got busted for having a 15-yr old working, but I guess that's how the City got ownership of the place.

Other St Paul strip joints with glass included Casey's (out W 7th towards the airport), the infamous Payne Reliever (doesn't seem all that long ago that they closed and were turned into an Embers restaurant), and Alary's downtown (not in their most recent location), but I don't have any specific memories of being inside Alary's.

LowRad

01-31-08, 04:24

Stopped in Augies tonight for a little bit of fun.

As has been posted before, I was the only white guy in the place, but was not made to feel uncomfortable. The doorman was very funny.

This is where it stops being good. No girls were dancing, very few to been seen. I did do a dance with a white dancer and an asian dancer. The white dance was weak with little to no contact. The asian dancer was not into the private dance.

I ended up leaving for the place around the corner - Dream Girls.

Cover was $9 and 2 non-alcholic drinks at $9. From the doormans booth I could see that there were not customers or dancers out, so saved my money and went on down the road.

LowRad

01-31-08, 04:34

This club is very nice inside, the girls are also better then expected.

Cover charge was $10 on a wed, with a 2 drink min.

I did have a great chair massage from one of the "rub down" girls.

Table dances were mixed, some of the girls knew how to get the most mileage at the table, and others were flat out bad.

I was only pressured by one pair of girls, working as a team to visit the "vip" room. After a table dance with one of them, I knew the back room would be a waste of $.

If I visit any other clubs, I'll post my findings.

tassder12

02-08-08, 11:55

Traveler One

02-08-08, 18:32

Reading the recent posts here it sounds like there really aren't any great Strip Clubs in Minneapolis at all!

How far do I need to drive to find a real great club for a night out with the boys? Wisconsin?

I'n hoping to become an expert on local strip clubs next week. There seems to be a cluster of clubs if you do a google search. I can't say anything for the types of clubs. Personally, I look for a sleazy club with extras. If anyone has any info I would be glad to know. I will post any sucess.

Philkrenshaw

02-15-08, 22:10

Wolfgang

03-05-08, 08:00

The rooms cost $75/half hour or $125/hour (I think before 9:30 there is a discount, but I don't remember how much). The girl gets $120 for a half hour, $240 for an hour. If you put it on a credit card the club will stick on some extra for who knows what, so pay cash. If you're in there while they do the special feature dance or whatever it's called, you are expected to pay the $20 they normally rip the dancers off for.

Depending on the girl, more can happen in the room. I recommend Shawna, a hot asian. Let her pick the room. Have good manners and let her know you'll take care of her for good treatment. If you're rude you get the minimum. Good luck actually getting hold of her. I think for the best chance you have to show up really early or really late because she almost lives in the rooms and you won't even know she's around.

Man, she better be supermodel hot. Porn star hot. And for that much moola her minimum had better be one of the best experiences I have ever had. $365 per hour? Shit, my lawyer doesn't get half that and he is the best in the state at what he does.

The problem here is that SOMEONE [and all y'all know who you are] is paying that much. Not to shit on your fun Phil, but why are you paying that much when you can get so much more from one of the better escorts? Hell, save some of your money and head to Brazil.

If we ever want a good product at a good price WE need to be setting prices, and not the ladies. Why are they? Who else is paying this much?

Sorry but if any of you are, then you are just another fool from the fly-over zone. We need to stick together and make sure that WE are setting the prices, not the crack-heads.

Just my 2 cents.

Stan Daround

03-05-08, 11:36

The club for extras is Choice. $$$ for a trip upstairs. YMMV. It's best to get a few dances downstairs to see which girls offer the most upstairs. some will be very upfront about what you will get. If they are vague or you feel they are not going to deliver, move on. They will know waht you are looking for and if you take another for a dance, they will be back to you soon enough with a better offer.

Philkrenshaw

03-06-08, 00:58

The girls don't set the price. A manager will come in before you start and inform you what the price is. He will take payment for the room before you start and offer to let you put the girl's money on your credit card. He will also make you sign a document with rules about not touching the girls, etc. I guess so if anyone gets caught the club can claim they are innocent. For what it's worth, I think the rooms at Rick's cost even more.

Baby Huey

03-18-08, 10:10

Does anyone have any information on Sinners?

I was there yesturday and there seems to have some specials in the VIP rooms.

PM me with infor.

Paul Wilson

04-30-08, 10:18

I can not for the life of me understand why anyone would ever spend so much in the VIP rooms. I have done the same also in the past several years ago only to get much wiser. I can remember when you could take out many for a C note in the days of Buns and Roses strip club, and you could do the same at any place else. Including Deja Vu which might have been 1. 5. Take my advice. Save your money on 3 VIP dances. And go to Pattya, or Bangkok Thailand. You can get a 10 for a whole night for about $50. Then come back. Then your thoughts on the whole strip scene changes dramatically. Really to the point. Where myself I do not even care to enter them any more.

It is a rip off now. Used to be able to have continuous dancers on the stages. Even on the day shift. Be able to enter take a look and not spend an arm and a leg. Now you enter you and you go through 100 bucks in nothing flat.

Baby Huey

05-20-08, 10:04

You either have not been to Thailand for a while or ever been there. I go 2 to 3 times a year. The girls in Pattaya go for at the cheap end of street walkers for 500 baht to average gogo girls for 1000 to 1500 baht. The exchange rate is 31 baht to a dollar. Yes it is a lot cheaper then here and yes it is 23 hours by plane. But not 10 for $50.

My other favorite place is Costa Rica. 8 hours from here and the girls go for $20 to $100. The strip club are full service! The other thing you get here is a lot of the girls are truly bi!

Paul Wilson

05-20-08, 15:22

Sorry. You missed my quote. I meant $50 for a "10" meaning a knock out. At least in my view compared to some of the gals you see that you can have for sex in the Twin cities. Not 10 women. I tour much of Asia. From Angeles, Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur, Manila, Bangkok, Macau, Shenzhen, Hong Kong and many smaller cities.

At one time about 15-20 years ago, I would have said the Twin Cities and the surrounding areas were the best anywhere. We had great strip bars, great massage parlors in St. Paul. Cosmos.como Rice, Lee Lenore, The Speak easy, Emporium. And several on Lake St. In Minneapolis. Going to places in Wisconsin could really be crazy. You could find many young college co-eds needing money for college or broke up with some guy wanting to get revenge or blow off some steam. These were in places like Marshfield, Wisconsin Rapids, Wausau, Houlton, Somerset (Does anyone remember Ben's or the crazy Loch Ness? ), Bluff Siding near Winona. Several in North and South Dakota, southern Minnesota. Taking a trip there especially in the summer months was a real treat as you would really find some young small city/rural gal out learning the ropes of stripping. Needing money. And then throwing in the possibility of making a few more extra bucks fucking me. "just our secret--ok? As they would say. Many could be knockouts. As I said. I got many from Buns and Roses when it was going for a "C" note, or from the gals from Party time agency. Many times Deju Vu, Dream girls at 1. 5. The good old days. You could see what you were getting before you actually sampled it. It is not like that any more. I could fill a book about the great times in TC.

We even had one NFL star living here instead of his native Los Angeles area because of the quality nookie, who played for the Rams.

So now I am going to Asia. I would say that Brazil women are the best. But the sex to me is so mechanical. At times. Many of the girls have been through so many men. And Aids is a real scare there. The dollar/real exchange rate is half now compared to 4 years ago. I have been to Asia so many times that I have made friends. Both male and female that await my return so they can introduce me to a single lady that is a friend. Many times freebies. Well not exactly if you take them on a trip but you get my drift. And I also have been able to find several "new" girls several times. You just have to be patient.

Yes the flight is long, the dollar exchange rate sucks now. But to me the rewards of getting there are great. Add up all of the times you are searching in TC. And then go to Asia, and it is in your face. You can not tell me now that the strip joints are driven by the $$$$ now. Many of the joints you are lucky to get a strippers name after you buy her that damn drink. It has change so much now. So I just stay away and giggle at the hard times many members here are having finding a quality piece of ass. Just my 2 cents worth. And yes. Call me an old fart! LOL

Baby Huey

05-29-08, 16:29

Sorry. You missed my quote. I meant $50 for a "10" meaning a knock out. At least in my view compared to some of the gals you see that you can have for sex in the Twin cities. Not 10 women. I tour much of Asia. From Angeles, Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur, Manila, Bangkok, Macau, Shenzhen, Hong Kong and many smaller cities.

So now I am going to Asia. I would say that Brazil women are the best. But the sex to me is so mechanical. At times. Many of the girls have been through so many men. And Aids is a real scare there. The dollar/real exchange rate is half now compared to 4 years ago. I have been to Asia so many times that I have made friends. Both male and female that await my return so they can introduce me to a single lady that is a friend. Many times freebies. Well not exactly if you take them on a trip but you get my drift. And I also have been able to find several "new" girls several times. You just have to be patient.

Yes the flight is long, the dollar exchange rate sucks now. But to me the rewards of getting there are great. Add up all of the times you are searching in TC. And then go to Asia, and it is in your face. You can not tell me now that the strip joints are driven by the $$$$ now. Many of the joints you are lucky to get a strippers name after you buy her that damn drink. It has change so much now. So I just stay away and giggle at the hard times many members here are having finding a quality piece of ass. Just my 2 cents worth. And yes. Call me an old fart! LOLYou are very correct!

I lived in Asia from 83 to 93 and get back to Asia still today 2 to 3 times year. Many days, I ask myself why I moved back here. My 2 favorite places in the world to play is Thailand and Costa Rica.

There is no place like Thailand. It is truely the adult Disney world! Think about walking into a 3 story shopping mall with 34 store in the mall, but every store is a GoGo Bar with 50 to 200 girls working in them. That is just one of the complexs. Think about going to a MP that is 20 story tall with 500 girls working. The only thing that comes close to Thailand is the Phillipines. You will fall in love, I mean lust every 5 minutes!

If you have not been to Thailand, read the http://internationalsexguide.info

The other thing that is great in Thailand is the people, they are very friendly!

Costa Rica is great for the long weekend. It is a lot more low key then Thailand. But the girls are great! All shapes, sizes, and colors. From all over South and Central American. With MP, Strip Clubs, and freelance bars. Many of the girls are bi and are into threesomes. I usally stay at the same Hotel with a Bar and MP down stair. With 20 to 30 girls working at the bar from 9 in morning are $20 a hour when you stay there. Think about 2 hours with 3 girls for $120, in your hotel room with a jazzaci, Sauna and a California King Size bed with mirrors? It is great get away and only 8 hours away from TC

Here is a site on Costa Rica.

http://internationalsexguide.info

Costa Rica is about the same costs as Thailand, except for the Strip Clubs can be pricy. Girls can run from $20 a hour at the MP, to $300 a night from the high end Strip clubs for the night.

In both Costa Rica and Thailand our hobby is legal!

Russmeister

05-29-08, 21:29

Y

In both Costa Rica and Thailand our hobby is legal!Not legal in Thailand. Just not inforced.

Baby Huey

05-30-08, 11:32

In licensed facilities it is legal.

Pimping and working outside of licensed facilities is illegal, but not enforced.

Russmeister

06-01-08, 22:46

In licensed facilities it is legal.

Pimping and working outside of licensed facilities is illegal, but not enforced.I can't find anywhere on the internet that says it is legal. Outlawed in 1960

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070903203515AATGZaK

Hutchykurt

07-17-08, 13:55

I come into Minneapolis about 2X a year for business or if I can get away for some R and R. I love the town and the ladies.

I head over to Auggie's most times and I find I can usually get take out pretty easily. The girl usually asks me if she can leave with me for 200. That's all great and everything but is there anywhere else where I can get success like that?

I know you've never seen me post before but I usually post out of NY and NJ.

Happy Hunting!

Grey Top

07-28-08, 13:18

Was in the Twin Cities last week on business and a colleague and I stopped into Sinners. Tuesday night, $10 cover, plus some rules about buying 1 or 2 of the non-alcoholic beverages. Fine.

The place was empty, as in, we are the only 2 customers, and this was 10:00 at night. Ok then. The girls were nice enough. I had a couple of dances with Paris, an attractive brunnette. She was fine, some decent grinding, but the no-touch rules were brutal. Apparantly you can go downstairs to the "dungeon", but I did not want to spend $ for 10 minutes (10 minutes was the starting point--you can spend less per minute if you want to stay longer). One report I got back from the dungeon was touching was allowed below the knees only. What? Maybe he didn't give me all the details, who knows. If you decide you want to check it out, you might want to ask the specifics before dropping the dough.

The good news was you are allowed to exit and re-enter if you want to grab a beer other alcohol beverage at a bar around the corner.

Shame on me for not doing my homework, which I will for next time (whenever that may be) for a higher quality experience.

Good luck.

John in Tampa

09-01-08, 21:44

I know, I should post this int hat forum, but they already know about it, so I thought I would post one here, where I pay taxes, and let you know just what we are missing.

If any of you guys end up in Topeka on biz, be sure to check their forum, pr PM me for details.

The Tropicana is a strip club outside of town - about 15-20 mins outside, but worth the drive.

A beer is about $4 including a tip, the wrist band to get in the VIP room is $10 and the rest is up to your own skills of negotiation.

You sit, have a beer, drop a few singles in a few g-strings if you feel so inclined, then head back to the VIP room with your pick of the night. At the Trop you can get a BBBJCIM for $.5 in the VIP and FS for $1 - in bloody Topeka no less!!!!

When I entered the VIP there was another guy getting a BJ - but the privacy curtains (skimpy though they are) work to give you plenty of privacy.

I just an't go to a strip club in the Twin Cities knowing how great it is elsewhere. What has happened to the cities anyway. O.K. one exception, I have had luck on a few occasions with take-out from the LL. Haven't been there in a while - how is that place these days?

John

Harderik

10-16-08, 13:31

Not legal in Thailand. Just not inforced.Why bother going all the way to Costa Rica and/or Thailand?

Just go to Rhode Island!

Wolfgang

11-05-08, 14:21

Not legal in Thailand. Just not inforced.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it is illegal everywhere. There was a law passed in the US a few years back that makes any international travel for sexual congress illegal for US citizens, no matter where it happens.

Thanks Republican party. Vote republican, the party that wants to install cameras in every bedroom in the world to make sure you are not having any fun.

Wolfe

John in Tampa

11-06-08, 03:15

Thanks Republican party. Vote republican, the party that wants to install cameras in every bedroom in the world to make sure you are not having any fun.

Wolfe
No, they are only installing cameras to allow their own senator, Larry Craig, to have teleconferencing capabilities while he his picking up homosexual men in public bathrooms at airports.

Nodak Boy

11-17-08, 03:22

So, I'm in a bit of a dilema. While it's been nice to see some other clubs outside of town, and how nice they were, I'm needing some news here at home. My fave girl around town, Nina at LL, seems to have taken some extended personal time off for let's say family. So, given that the SW girls are few and far between (decent ones at least), I need some updated reports on the club scene.

Auggies has always had some good mileage compared to others, but Choice is close behind. Do I really even need to try out any of the other clubs? Mileage is #1 rule, as long as she's not fat I'm there. Any help?

John in Tampa

12-07-08, 00:16

I was in Key West this week and explored a few clubs there. In one place I was only there for five minutes before a girl invited me into the back room. I pretended to not know the limits and whipped junior out before I sat down with her. The songs in the private room were $20 each and the hands job was free. If you wanted more, they had an even more private room (anything goes), but the fee was a bit high for me ($95 for the room and about $300 for FS). I settled for the hand job and wished I could get that at home in Minnesota.

Wolfgang

12-11-08, 14:12

Jack Shacks. You might be able to beat off for beaucoup bucks but why bother. They are OK if you can get takeout and I will be the first to tell you that take out with a hot stripper who is happy for some help from a non-crazy dude can be great.

But this is not one of the great strip club towns anymore.

I cruised Lake and side streets on Wednesday and saw nothing worth tapping the breaks for.

I have noticed that prices on backpages and CL are softening and heading down by at least 40% in some cases. I have had some luck showing up and then spreading some cash on the table, stating my desires and walking out when they said no or counter offered. There are bargains, if you have the stones to go after them..

Wolfe

I was in Key West this week and explored a few clubs there. In one place I was only there for five minutes before a girl invited me into the back room. I pretended to not know the limits and whipped junior out before I sat down with her. The songs in the private room were $20 each and the hands job was free. If you wanted more, they had an even more private room (anything goes), but the fee was a bit high for me ($95 for the room and about $300 for FS). I settled for the hand job and wished I could get that at home in Minnesota.

John in Tampa

12-11-08, 18:01

John in Tampa

12-15-08, 19:06

Harderik

12-19-08, 16:21

No, they are only installing cameras to allow their own senator, Larry Craig, to have teleconferencing capabilities while he his picking up homosexual men in public bathrooms at airports.

Actually, the way I hear it the sex trade in the twin cities was BOOMING when the republican convention was in town. But of course they're all wholesome, real Americans who would never do such things. ;-)

Nodak Boy

12-19-08, 16:26

I ended up at LL yesterday (admittedly a little early), but there was no take out to be had. Well, the truth is that while I was there, it didn't appear that there was any worth taking out.

Why do I go back?

JT

JIT, I can understand the reasoning. I've been there a couple times when my girl wasn't there and didn't see anything that would make me want to stay either. That said, there are some cute girls who work there, but I doubt any of them offer take out.

Mike

Wolfgang

12-20-08, 15:23

Actually, the way I hear it the sex trade in the twin cities was BOOMING when the republican convention was in town. But of course they're all wholesome, real Americans who would never do such things. ;-)

They don't use ho's. They use alternative erotic service providers of no fixed address. Or pages.

John in Tampa

12-21-08, 01:04

JIT, I can understand the reasoning. I've been there a couple times when my girl wasn't there and didn't see anything that would make me want to stay either. That said, there are some cute girls who work there, but I doubt any of them offer take out.

Mike
Actually, they do from time to time - you have to find the right girl though. I have managed it a few times at LL, and never anywhere else in the Twin Cities. There is just something casual about LL that lends itself to propositioning a dancer. Again - YMMV & you definitely have to find the right girl.

John

Wolfgang

12-25-08, 09:57

Nodak,

Here is the deal with strippers, they either do or they don't, unless they sometimes do. Keep in mind that strippers are not exactly what you and I would consider solid stable people. Which is not to say that some of them don't have banging bodies or aren't sweet girls.

However stable they aren't. You don't know when their cycle might be making them incredibly horny that night and you just happen to be the only guy to ask them. Or they need rent of baby formula or a support payment and you just happen to be the only guy to ask them. Or their boyfriend needs some smack and he is really hurting and you just happen to be the only guy to ask them. Or they suddenly had a flashback to when their daddy used to come into their bedroom at night and you just happen to be the only guy to ask them.

I hope you see where I am going with this. You can't get a "yes-I-am-going-to-bang-your-dick-until-you-can't-walk-and-prove-once-again-that-I-am-an-OK-person-worthy-of-love" unless you ask.

Having said that, be careful what you ask for if there is also a bouncer with an attitude and a bitchy wife at home who need to let off some frustration on someone and you were the idiot who came right out and asked a girl who doesn't want like to think that she is a working girl if she would suck your wiener for $20 in the parking lot. That is a good way to get your molars rearranged.

If you make the ask, have some class.

Wolfe

John in Tampa

01-05-09, 02:16

... You can't get a "yes-I-am-going-to-bang-your-dick-until-you-can't-walk-and-prove-once-again-that-I-am-an-OK-person-worthy-of-love" unless you ask.

Having said that, be careful what you ask ... Wolfe

Beleive it or not, there is a thread about this topic on Yahoo! Answers...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080108220122AAhVfyB

For what it may be worth,
JT

Horn Dog Too

01-15-09, 22:03

Hi Guys,

Just a visiting monger. A local buddy of mine who is a self proclaimed expert on the local strip club scene took me to the lamplighter tonight. I knew it was a dance behind the glass joint, but didn't know the size of the box (so to speak) Once we got in and my testicles thawed out, I kind of got a kick out of the place. But since most of my strip clubbing is in Memphis where the clubs are like comparing rocky road to minnesota vanilla, I was underwhelmed. Saw 4 dancers bare it all, and we watched a couple of patrons get a "lap" dance right in front of everyone else. Dancer quality. Between 5 to 7 on the stripper scale. He explained that of course the money girls go to Ricks and Shieks where the Yuppie money is. But I'm sure that takeout would be far easier to score here. I didn't pursue it as we only had time for a short field trip. It was nice getting two beers for 4. 50 and seeing a bit of pussy, but it wouldn't be my choice for a lot of repeat business. Since they closed Jakes, the scene in the tundra has fallen off. We may try to hit Deja Vu and the King of Clubs on a future field trip.

Monger safe y'all.

Horn Dog Too

01-24-09, 16:00

Went to the KOD Thursday around 4; 30p. No cover and dollar beers. Now don't get too excited if you don't know about the beer special. It's in a 6 ounce cup and you actually get 4oz if you account for the head. (not that kind) Better deal, just go to the bar and buy a bottle of your favorite. Now having dispensed with the logistics, the women were for the most part. STUNNING. I enjoyed that very much. Beautiful naked women. Have to love it. I didn't inquire about extras, but I did ask a dancer about the VIP room. Too rich for my blood, 3 songs for 85, 1/2 hour for I think 1. 5, 1 hour for 2 or 3, not sure. 10 dollar table dance right in front of everyone, but it could be fun. I think the upper stage area is better viewing, with the big high heel chair for "special effects" All in all an enjoyable couple of hours.

John in Tampa

01-24-09, 18:43

It was nice getting two beers for 4. 50 and seeing a bit of pussy, but it wouldn't be my choice for a lot of repeat business.
Hey Horn Dog,

Thanks for the reprt. You nailed LL right on the head. In my books, its only claim to fame is for take-out. As a place to go for just plain stripper fun, or for anyting up close in the club, you can do better almost everywhere else, as you mentioned. Of course, all of the strip clubbin in MN leaves a lot to be desired compared with out-of-state options.

Thanks again for sharing your experiences...

JT

Nodak Boy

01-27-09, 00:07

So I was downtown this evening and decided that since the Lake area is pretty much shut down because of the cold weather, I'd try out Auggies again as it's been probably 6 months since my last visit.

It seems as though they now have a day shift: 11:30am all the way to 2:00am. Before they only opened up at 5pm. So that's a change for the better.

There were 2.5 dances there: Bianca, Exotica, and some other gal who never made it around. I say .5 a dancer because she was too involved with what looked like her boyfriend to spend any time with the other 3 or 4 of us in the joint.

I've had some decent fun at Auggies before with some girls who were in from Milwaukee. But that was not to be this time. While Exotica has a damn nice ass, and Bianca is not a bad looker, I didn't get the "feel good" vibe from either of them.

It's my philosophy that if the stripper shakes your hand but keeps the table between you and her, the dance isn't going to get much better. I think the handshake from both B and E was all of the touching that I had while talking with them. So I passed initially.

However, before I left I decided against what should have been better judgment to get a dance from Exotica. She said I wouldn't regret it, but then what stripper doesn't say that?!

It was ok, but most definitely nothing I'd go back to Auggies for.

Maybe sometime soon I'll try the Deja Vu mid-day shift.

Layover

02-15-09, 17:55

I have to log on and post, as a lurker. One of the guys jogged my memory of being in highschool and having a fake ID and going to The Roaring 20's, which was at the corner of like 6th and Hennepin. When I was 17 I took a dancer out and over to the motel near the bus depot. Over the years we saw each other frequently. Last time was in the last 90's and some Japanese business men were taking her back to their hotel from Augies. What a sweetheart. I wonder whatever happened to her?

Petseeker

03-14-09, 17:46

I stopped by Friday afternoon after work since I happened to be downtown. Surprisingly, there were several dancers there, 8 or so, though the half a dozen customers didn't seem to be taking up many offers for the $20 VIP dances. Among the dancers were a couple cuties including Exotica and Diamond. I tried a pair of VIP dances from two of the girls but didn't seem to get much mileage with either one. Nice grinding, but nothing too exciting, and more hands off than I recall from prior visits many moons ago.

I did get a great back massage from a relatively new Brazilian dancer with a sexy smile and hot little ass. I probably come back again just to see if I can catch her again.

Overall, it seems like the day shift talent has improved in quantity and quality, but the mileage seems a little low. Maybe if I visit the Brazilian with the magic hands a few times I'll become a more familiar face?

Does anybody get any mileage in the MSP area clubs? Or even some take out opportunities?

So I was downtown this evening and decided that since the Lake area is pretty much shut down because of the cold weather, I'd try out Auggies again as it's been probably 6 months since my last visit.

It seems as though they now have a day shift: 11:30am all the way to 2:00am. Before they only opened up at 5pm. So that's a change for the better.

There were 2.5 dances there: Bianca, Exotica, and some other gal who never made it around. I say .5 a dancer because she was too involved with what looked like her boyfriend to spend any time with the other 3 or 4 of us in the joint.

I've had some decent fun at Auggies before with some girls who were in from Milwaukee. But that was not to be this time. While Exotica has a damn nice ass, and Bianca is not a bad looker, I didn't get the "feel good" vibe from either of them.

It's my philosophy that if the stripper shakes your hand but keeps the table between you and her, the dance isn't going to get much better. I think the handshake from both B and E was all of the touching that I had while talking with them. So I passed initially.

However, before I left I decided against what should have been better judgment to get a dance from Exotica. She said I wouldn't regret it, but then what stripper doesn't say that?!

It was ok, but most definitely nothing I'd go back to Auggies for.

Maybe sometime soon I'll try the Deja Vu mid-day shift.

Petseeker

03-16-09, 22:49

I stopped by on Saturday night just after midnight and stayed for a little over an hour. I got a couple of couch dances that included lots of admirable grindage but that basically adherred to the hands-to-the-side "no touch" policy. It is a shame too since there was a very lovely black dancer named Carmen, a very sensual Malayia (? ) and a personal favorite, Nakova, who used to work at Sinners across the street. The club was fairly busy but with sufficient seating and plenty of pleasant dancers who were generally attentive without being bothersome. Not enough mileage for me to make regular stops at the club (or any other in Minnesota), but not a bad stop for a little eye candy after a game before heading home for the night.

I wonder if the other clubs like the 418 and Whispers will reopen with the new ball park.

Mr Incognito

03-17-09, 13:07

Either I'm getting older and don't care to go to strip clubs, or I'm getting more educated and smarter where my $ goes.

Over the last couple years I've traveled quite a bit around parts of US and Canada. Matter of fact, just last week I was in Toronto for 2 days of work and decided to hit my favorite club up there in the Peel district, Cannonball Cabaret. This place is unbelievable for most guys who live in the states and have been to our hands-off, 4 foot rule, strip clubs.

I've never left CB without a handjob for around 65-80 (the 80 being 4 songs +HJ on 4th). But you can get *whatever* you want here: takeout, BJ, straight sex, pretty much anything.

Now is it as cheap as say an escort? Depends what you're looking for. There are times I just want a quick HJ to get me by, don't want to spend the time and extra $ for an escort, and for that it's excellent!

If you don't care for the HJ, BJ, other activities, the dances are still the best you'll get anywhere as hands are free to roam wherever the hell you like. Granted a few of the very hottest girls have tighter rules, but the mileage is high for the $20 (Canadian I might add) dance.

They have a lot of euro + EE girls working here at the clubs, which I like because I can get my Russian fantasy fix here. Vanna dance?

I also like this club in that they have some older chicks as well. I'm not in my teens and twenty's anymore. Sure the 20yo girls are hot to look at, but I find it easier to fantasize with a woman more my age.

That said, I still occasionally visit the clubs here, but I find them mostly boring. Sometimes not knowing better is better.

Nodak Boy

04-23-09, 15:26

I'm at Choice right now as the streets were empty. I'm about the only customer and there are about 4 girls working. Met Carolynn again and Tia for the first time, it's been about 2 since last time here. Looks like Mina is here too. They've redone some of the inside a bit. Got a dance from Tia, not bad but talked too much for my liking. Im pretty bored as they don't even have any dancers on stage.

On an environmental note looks like they switched to all LED and cfl lights! Score one for mother nature.

*update* Buena was there too, just didn't notice her right away. She's changed a bit since I last saw her about 1-1/2 to 2 years ago. A bit heavier but her dances left Tia's in the dust. Almost made it worthwhile to go there. So $8 to get in, $4 for a bottle of water, $20 to Tia, and $40 to Buena. So $72 bucks for an ok but not great time, it was really slow. Think I'll have to try Deja Vu dayshift next.

Traveler One

07-27-09, 17:59

Petseeker

07-28-09, 11:03

I met the brazilian girl last time while in town. Lots of talk but no action. Hot bod though.

I did get a great back massage from a relatively new Brazilian dancer with a sexy smile and hot little ass. I probably come back again just to see if I can catch her again.When you say "last time while in town", are you talking about a very recent visit? And new massaging Brazilian dancer with the sexy smile and hot lil tushie, was she at Augies or are you talking about a different club?

Thanks,

PetSeeker

Traveler One

07-28-09, 16:41

When you say "last time while in town", are you talking about a very recent visit? And new massaging Brazilian dancer with the sexy smile and hot lil tushie, was she at Augies or are you talking about a different club?

Thanks,

PetSeeker

It was maybe 6 to 8 weeks ago. Tiny little thing. Said she was a nanny.

Nodak Boy

08-12-09, 17:35

As the prospects for girls on the streets are slim to none, the local strip club has been my haven. I've been leaning towards Choice with Buena and Lolita. However I'd like to try Mina again but would like some other opinions of her. I've had dances in the past (over a year ago, maybe it was 2) from her and they were nothing special. However she's got such a hot body, I'd like to give her another try but don't want to waste my money.

Has anyone on here "enjoyed" her company recently and can give me some reviews (PM's)?

Thanks all.

The Beavis

09-08-09, 00:33

This is a new posting on BP. Pictures look exactly like an old favorite from the night shift at The Choice named Kitana. Anybody have any information?

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_sexy_blonde_hair_blue_eyes_waiting_to_please_you_22/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2543627

Nodak Boy

09-17-09, 18:59

So I hadn't been to this club in about 8 years. I'd seen on SCL some comments that maybe I should try it out. Seems I was a couple weeks late as someone else mentioned the "old" timers who gave a dance worth crowing about are now mostly gone and there is fresh talent there.

I forgot how huge that place is, especially during the early dayshift when there were about 3 of us guys there. The names I remember were: Coco, Aubrey, Niya. Think there were 2 other white and 1 black girl there as well.

Some things I don't like about it are that it's too huge for such a small dayshift, Choice is much more personal. It takes 3/$60 to go even up to the second floor, nevermind the third. With $20 you only get a lame couch dance out in the open. $9 to get in and $9 to get a bottomless drink. The $9 to get in isn't so bad, Choice is the same. The $9 for the drink is worth it if you plan on staying a while, which I wasn't, so that kind of irked me a bit. I decided since I was probably there for the last time again, I'd have one dance. I took up Aubrey on a single dance. She's 5'9", brunette, larger woman in probably early 20's. I knew a few seconds into the dance, I probably should have picked Niya.

I won't be going back unless it's with a group of friends and we're out to get drunk and only watch the girls.

Choice is still my favorite.

Red Draggin

10-31-09, 23:31

Was in town for a few nights and hit quite a few clubs. I like quantity of contact over quality of the gals personally. I'm guessing most guys like the Schiek's and Rick's type clubs because of the beautiful girls, but I regard both as lap dance factories. At both clubs dancers came up to me, gave me the "Wanna dance?" routine and spun on their heels without a reply when I declined. A real turn off for me.

Took a detour to the east and took in KoD and things were so-so. Found one gal I had a good time with, but the gals walking out from first shift looked way better than the ones they left behind. Luck of the draw. Went to the Lamplighter for the first time and wasn't impressed. Perhaps if I had hit it off with the right gal it might have worked out, but the one lapper I had lacked stimulation.

Got turned away from Rick's, Schiek's and Seville for either dress code violations or lack of an ID, but found ways to spend my money anyway. I did make it into the former two clubs other nights. A limo driver in front of Seville said he'd take me over to Schiek's and get me in free if I rode over with him, but my car was nearby, so I didn't go. I suggest using the stripclublist coupons for free admission to Rick's, KoD and both Deja Vu clubs.

Sinner's and Dream Girls were lame, Deja Vu was OK. I tried the 6 LDs for $100 special in the bed dance area and got very good two-way contact. My favorite clubs were Augie's, which was hopping two different nights I was there, and Skyway, which was pretty dead. Both clubs are pretty laid back in regards to contact if you find the right gal. TO is available at both clubs though my schedule didn't allow me to take advantage of it.

For you guys looking for SWs, Hennepin still has their share. I had several gals give me the look, but they looked way too stoned for my tastes. If last night was any indication, I can't imagine what some of the gals will be wearing on the street tonight if they wore stuff like that in the cold rain and snow. There were short skirts and bustiers by the dozens and boobs hanging out all over. One gal even had her own boots and whip; she declined my invitation to use it, however. ;)

Layover

01-02-10, 11:36

I saw Augies get mentioned. When I was 17 I had a fake ID and used to go there and also to the 20's which was kitty corner on Hennepin. There was a dancer named Gypsy who was available for takeout. It looks like Augies has cleaned up andgone reputable.

Traveler One

01-25-10, 20:51

Went to Auggies and was disappointed. I've been there 2x now and did not feel the love. There is a dump across the street that was at least more entertaining but can't remember the name. Half ass place with half ass girls.

Went to K.O.D which was "OK". Went to Lamps and no one would even talk to me. So tell me gents. What is the next best spot? I am not looking for a classy joint where there is no take out.

Your Backpage in MN is tops. I hope you all appreciate the selection in MN.

Red Draggin

02-10-10, 00:33

I was at Augie's in late October and there was lots of fun to be had. Definitely some TO available. Went the next night and it was dead. Don't give up because of one bad night. I think they have poker night on Weds and weekend nights are going to be hotter too.

Although they won't get much love from most, I found the Skyway to be quite friendly also. Drinks are cheaper and there are some decent looking gals there among the ones that don't deserve to be on stage. TO is available if you take the time to talk to the gal of your choice.

Nodak Boy

04-22-10, 17:44

Made my way down to Choice this afternoon. Twins were playing so it made it tough to find a parking meter.

Josie, Jeanna (?), Monet, Lolita, Caroline, Amanda, and one other blonde were on hand. Not a bad time, seems like admission is free with your twins ticket now days.

Lolita usually gets my business, but Monet did a fine job of almost convincing me otherwise.

Todayisnice

05-21-10, 01:21

This was my first time in Minneapolis. Talked to the guys at the front desk at my hotel. They were able to provide free admission to the Deja vue. It was okay. The girls were totally nude during the stage dance.

During a 20 private dance, they made me put my hands wide on the couch so I could not touch the girl even though she was grinding on my body. Left there and walked around.

Followed the guidance from usasexguide members and went to augies place. All girls were black. Cover was $5. I had a great couch dance. She showed me her pussy. I asked her if she goes to hotels and she said yes for a fee. My friend was wanting to leave, so I did not close the deal but easily could have. Augies is a great place if you like black girls! Very easy TO.

Burghman

05-23-10, 15:14

I was deciding where to spend my money last night and had this crazy feeling to go to Auggie's and see some beautiful black tail. My decision was definately a good one. I got there about 10pm on Saturday night and the cover was only 5bucks, after grabbing a 6dollar Miller Lite, I struck up a conversation with Taylur and the rest of the night is history. She was so down to earth and was very intelligent, we chatted about traveling the country and our experiences. After this conversation died down, I decided to see if I could travel to either Greece or France with her in the private room. The lap dances in the back are $20 versus $10 table dance, but it was definately worth it. I was looking to get a good grind and have her beautiful tits rub all over my face and hard cock. BINGO! I was there for 3 songs and then decided to see if takeout was available. That is a nother post at another time. If you are looking to go to a good strip club with a good dj and low pressure girls, I reccommend Auggies.

Burghman

06-27-10, 13:16

Hey Twin Cities!

I just moved here from the East Coast and am trying to get involved in the strip club scene, which is lacking on the surface, but there is lots of potential. I was reading a few posts from Philadelphia and stumbled upon this ad below. It looks like they have a club in Philly that works out a warehouse and everything goes! Since I am sort of a newbie here, I understand if I don't get a response. But is there or has there been anything like this in the Twin Cities? I used to go to Casino parties back East where the stripper agency manager would hold parties for his clients. You would play some cards, drink and they would have a VIP room set up for no holes barred action. AWWW I miss those days. If you have any information, I would appreciate you sharing.

Thanks

http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/10-10-club-passion-open-tonight-11pm-4am10-west-philly-freaky-girls-10-10-18/4893430

Little Tony II

08-01-10, 21:36

I first visited Augies over 30 years ago... Sounds like not much has changed.

Have fun :)

Tony :cool:

This was my first time in Minneapolis. Talked to the guys at the front desk at my hotel. They were able to provide free admission to the Deja vue. It was okay. The girls were totally nude during the stage dance.

During a 20 private dance, they made me put my hands wide on the couch so I could not touch the girl even though she was grinding on my body. Left there and walked around.

Followed the guidance from usasexguide members and went to augies place. All girls were black. Cover was $5. I had a great couch dance. She showed me her pussy. I asked her if she goes to hotels and she said yes for a fee. My friend was wanting to leave, so I did not close the deal but easily could have. Augies is a great place if you like black girls! Very easy TO.

Yahoo 1

08-15-10, 17:28

I went to Augies on thursday evening based on the reviews posted here by other members. There was a $ 5 cover charge and they took a copy of my Drivers License.

There were 7 black girls and three guys sitting there when I entered. Two of the customers were black and one white. All the girls were black. None of them was over a three. Most of them were very fat.

I was thoroughly disappointed with this place. Too much pressure. The girls would not let me do anything even with a $ 20 dance in the backroom. This is after I had bought her a $ 9 shot to loosen her up. All the time I had to put my hands on the side. She did grind pretty good but nothing else. I was able to touch her boobs may be once during the 4 minute dance.

I would definitely not go back here.

Juan Vansant

08-20-10, 00:29

I was downtown Minneapolis Thursday for a meeting and decided to visit Dream Girls for a treat afterward. Holy crappy crap. Nine dollar cover and a required $9, non-alcoholic drink (and thanks for packing that small plastic cup with ice, I wouldn't want to get a bargain). That's $18 bucks before your eyes adjust to the dark.

There was one girl visible, possibly another one hiding. The place was empty. She was working the stage for singles from some falling down drunk dude (1:00 pm) and not trying too hard. She zeroed in on me and went to work. The dancer was a great saleswoman, if she worked in the auto industry Detroit would be a boom town.

They supposedly go all nude there because they don't serve alcohol, but I only saw topless.

The gal was passable and I was in the mood, so I accepted her offer to try a bed dance. I didn't have enough cash so asked to go to the cash machine, she say we can wait till afterward. The dance was nice, plenty of quality grinding and touching. I can't complain. OK, I'll complain a little. What's with cutting songs down to 2 minutes? And do I really have to buy the dance a $9 drink BEFORE she's danced a step? I was the only man in the place!

Anyway, we get to the cash machine after the dance, the fee is $10. And the thing was almost out of money. It gave me $40 instead of $100. On top of that. The bartender kindly offered to get me some more cash, for another $10. I finally scraped together what I owed the gal (good cause the bouncer showed up to look threatening) and got the hell out.

What a waste of time and money. I would have spent hours there, especially if there were more women. But there was just too much cheesy shit going on.

Stay away.

Mn Guy

08-22-10, 22:04

Looking for info on a dancer who's danced under the name Aubrey. Tall (like 6'2" in heels), long hair, skinny but with a big booty. She's bounced around a bit. I think she used to be at Class Act, and Lamplighter, and recently danced as Bree on the dayshift at Rick's. Especially interested in any info on OTC experiences. Feel free to PM me. Thanks.

Guy

NikolaTesla

11-22-10, 18:40

BJ's has no cover and is a total dive bar. The girls sometimes are really hot and sometimes not. There is usually 4 working at a time. Dances cost $20 and rarely can be negotiated to get a two for one. I have been offered take out here after getting dances, sometimes the girls throw private parties.

Sandy is super hot and gives an excellent dance. No discussion of take out with her but she is really gorgeous and does a great dance. As far as known. She works afternoons during the week 12-3 or 3-6.

Time Twist

12-03-10, 23:37

Nodak Boy

12-06-10, 19:39

I was at the Mystic Lake Casino in 2005, and Class Act was well recommended at that time, and I had a very, very good time there. I liked it because it was pretty isolated, the drive down was quite relaxing and pretty void of traffic. The dancers were very friendly, and the dances were very reasonably priced.

I'll be back again early in 2011 and nearly 6 years is a long time for clubs, and am wondering if Class Act is still recommended, and if there are any other good clubs a bit closer to the Casino. CA is about as far away from MLC as downtown Choice strip club. Choice is my favorite club in town right now. I haven't been to KingOfDiamonds yet for some odd reason. YMMV depending on girls working, day or night shift, and the $ you have. I've driven by CA many times, but never stopped because I wouldn't expect much there, maybe I'm wrong. Depends on what you're looking for.

Report back and let us know what you decided.

Nodak Boy

12-08-10, 13:04

Went later in the afternoon around 4:00pm. As usual, not many customers and not a lot of dancers. The ones I saw were:

Lolita. Mexican spinner, dark hair.

Sammy (Sammie). Brunette, big-boobed white girl.

Mina. Tall, sexy bodied Thai-like woman.

Mia. Another mexican? Spinner (said she moved from the night to day shift)

Buena. Mexican? Mix, dark hair and big boobed (man made I believe)

One other white girl that didn't introduce herself.

As per usual, there are stretches of 3-4 songs or more where there isn't a dancer on stage. Either they're sitting in the back room, in the bathroom, hanging at the bar, or sitting in that chair by the DJ booth. I didn't see one girl sitting down with a customer just bs'ing. I find that slightly strange, but here it's pretty normal.

I usually go with Lolita because she gives the best introduction. By that I mean that she doesn't just touch me on the shoulder and lean over and ask if I want a dance. Although I would say that Mia and Sammy weren't too far off the mark either. Mina might give a fantastic dance, but her introduction is cold. Buena gets straight to the point and has a pretty convincing introduction.

My dance with Lolita was good like always, but today it wasn't getting me excited enough to get hard. So I stopped after two dances and waited. Buena came by and her more direct approach worked, schwwwwing. I got my rocks off with her dance and left. I wish I would have spent some of my Lolita money on trying a dance with Sammy. Does somebody have any experience with her?

I will say that while Buena gives probably one of the hottest dances in the MSP area, I know I did only 1 song but when I gave her the twenty after the dance she asked "we only did one song?". I said yes and left, paying her what I owed. This is the first time I've been slightly pushed by this tactic here at Choice. I've heard of it happening to others and it does leave me a bit mad, but not too much. Just something that one has to expect I guess.

That's all for now.

HandfulOfWheel

12-20-10, 00:39

Gentlemen, I'm in town thru Wednesday for biz. Staying in Bloomington. Any suggestions for decent clubs with friendly dancers? Prefer to be closer to where I am staying and not way out of town, etc.

Jsbiggie77

12-20-10, 04:33

Gentlemen, I'm in town thru Wednesday for biz. Staying in Bloomington. Any suggestions for decent clubs with friendly dancers? Prefer to be closer to where I am staying and not way out of town, etc.PM sent, hope it helps

Nodak Boy

02-04-11, 04:04

I've only really been to Choice during the dayshift and have had my fun there with the girls like Buena. I was wondering if the late, late shift (til 4:00am) is of any great entertainment value?

Akron Dom

02-07-11, 09:43

I am staying by the UM campus, where should I check out?

Nodak Boy

02-10-11, 20:33

Nodak Boy

02-11-11, 16:50

Gentlemen, if you should ever find yourself in Indianapolis, check out Brads Brass Flamingo. The club itself is average to better, but the quality of the girls in the VIP for $12 dances far outstrips anything you'll find in MN! While maybe no hands directly on the TWhile maybe no hands directly on the T & P, everywhere else was free game, unlike our no-hands-on here! I wish MN would get out of the Puritan era. And for $12, I couldn't believe that until I had verified it myself. Several times of course. .

Teeto

02-26-11, 23:43

Been going to clubs for a few years now and wasn't expecting much from my stop in Minneapolis. Checked out all the Downtown clubs on an early sat afternoon. All clubs were dead with no dancers on stage even though all but one charged a cover (still not sure why need to pay to watch an empty stage). Finally leaving and happened on a club that was not showing up on my iPhone near the metro station with upstairs entrance. Also pretty dead but a couple decent girls working. One beautiful slim blonde gave some great high mileage dances with touching on both sides allowed. Got about 4 or 5 dances, later took a bed dance for 90. Don't really want to go into too many details but basically this is as far as I've gotten in a club. Girl was very motivated to make sure I enjoyed the dance including some manual stimulation. With respect to a previous poster, I've been to beads brass flamingo and MN folks don't have much to complain about!

Nodak Boy

02-27-11, 02:38

With respect to a previous poster, I've been to beads brass flamingo and MN folks don't have much to complain about!You were probably at Deja Vu- Dreamgirls. I've been to a fair amount of metro area strip clubs, and while your "high mileage" laps may have been great, that's not usually the case. When comparing $20 to the $10/$12 at BBF, I think BBF wins every time.

I think more research is in order! Fellas. To the bat cave. I mean strip clubs.

Jsbiggie77

03-27-11, 17:55

Nodak Boy

03-28-11, 18:43

So I went to the lamp lighter yesterday, and I have to say. There are quite a few good looking women working there now. It used to be pretty um low brow in there haha, but I'd say of the 6 girls I saw yesterday. 4 were very very attractive. Had a few nice laps, didn't inquire about take out yet, planning on going back though.The times I've gone in the past, there's always been at least 2 pretty hot women working there. I quit going there after my favorite dancer Nina decided to go legit and become a Nurse (ahh to be injured with her). Anyway, the dancers with other gals there, even for just $10, were never fabulous enough to arouse me much. That and being further away from me than the Mpls clubs, I stopped going there. I'd head there for a drink and a lookie but that might be about it. I cringe when I think of the kind of dances I got in Indianapolis at BBF for $10 compared to what I can get here in MSP.

Csd1532

04-21-11, 22:20

I was in town on business on Monday night and decided to stop by Dreamgirls. I got there around 11 pm and was there for about five minutes when Rose came over and introduced herself. She was nice and down to earth. She asked if it was my first time there, and when I said yes she explained the lay of the land. She wasn't pushy, which I like. I got a few couch dances with her and then later on I got a bed dance with her. We had a great time with some good mileage. I hope I get back to Minneapolis soon.

I did get a few dances with other girls and it seems like YMMV depending on the girl. But, I would visit again.

NotNine

04-29-11, 09:45

I will be in town for the weekend soon and will be hitting the strip clubs. I've been reading here about bed dances and others. Can someone give me a rundown of what goes on in strip clubs. The bed dance is a new one on me. How far will the girls let you go with touching, even sex?

I will be staying in the Woodbury area, where would be a good club in that area.

Little Tony II

05-02-11, 10:16

I would like to get more info also.

Anyone help?

I will be in town for the weekend soon and will be hitting the strip clubs. I've been reading here about bed dances and others. Can someone give me a rundown of what goes on in strip clubs. The bed dance is a new one on me. How far will the girls let you go with touching, even sex?

I will be staying in the Woodbury area, where would be a good club in that area.

NikolaTesla

05-02-11, 13:04

Near Woodbury is King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights which is pretty good for Minnesota. Simone gives a pretty good dance there.

Upstairs at Choice is pretty good in Minneapolis.

Have heard the De Ja Vu girls do mouth parties with the bed dances in Minneapolis. That is a rumor heard from the girls at BJ's which is a total dive bar (but a lot of fun) in Minneapolis.

Your mileage may vary.

I would like to get more info also.

Anyone help?

Little Tony II

05-02-11, 19:46

I guess my question was not plain enough.

What is a bed dance?

I would like to get more info also.

Anyone help?

Gpsych

05-03-11, 01:37

I guess my question was not plain enough.

What is a bed dance? Bed is located in a booth so it's semi secluded and girls usually let you touch anything not covered. Essentially "VIP." Dreamgirls, sinners and Deja vu are the only places I know which have them. I had heard rumors about said mouth parties at the vu but no luck there. Though at Dreamgirls, I have been approached a couple of times about some excellent mileage. I've had great fun but Alas I did not have the funds to partake in the best kind of mileage. Choice is great too but the stock of women has deteriorated significantly so dreamgirls is my new spot though during daytime it's usually dead with only 2 or 3 girls. To finish my novel. Avoid sinners bed dances at all cost. Purest form of rip off.

Philkrenshaw

06-02-11, 01:05

I guess my question was not plain enough.

What is a bed dance?You lay on the bed and the girl gets on top. What happens depends on the girl and what she thinks she can get away with. Some girls will tell you they do more if you pay more than the required amount. Some of them actually do, but they'll want you to pay in advance so you have to play the lottery.

Deja Vu has them on the 2nd floor. 3 dances for $60. There are TV cameras in the small rooms and the walls do not go up to the ceiling. Mirrors on the ceilings make it possible to see in a little. I think the girls know what angles hide things and which booths are the darkest. When the 3rd floor is open it has 3 for $90 dances. I have not tried them, but they are supposedly more private.

Dreamgirls has some bed dances also. I haven't tried them in years. 3 for $90 if I remember correctly. I have heard unconfirmed rumors of peep holes that management can peek through to see what's going on.

Nodak Boy

06-03-11, 12:53

I dropped by this place again after not going back for 2 months. Kendra, Veronica, Monet, Lolita, and Paradise were working the day shift. Veronica is a cute, tall, brunette but her introduction skills left me with a feeling that the dances wouldn't be worth it.

Lolita seems to have larger breasts than I remember, so I gave her my usual business, which was pretty standard as her dances aren't that awesome. Usually Lolita works pretty well for me, but lately I've been growing a bit tired of them. I usually only see her, but that seems to be getting me nowhere, time to move on I believe.

I then tried Monet, who I've had a good dance from before. Monet is an African America hard body dancer, wow she's got a tight body on her. Her introductory skills were top notch and so I decided I'd do my last couple dances with her. My business was fulfilled. .

Gpsych

07-01-11, 01:30

I hope to make my rounds and research all the nearby ones. Dreamgirls was shocking good sometimes especially by mn standards during the daytime. It's usually very quiet too though but all kinds of fun can be had. PM me for details. Now I am looking for asian girls. Thinking of venturing to Ricks.

Amp Bum

07-13-11, 02:07

Went there tonight:.09 cover charge plus. 09 non alcoholic drink. I had a normal lap dance with a MILF (very skilled BTW) for. 20. One of the dancers explained that the spinning blue light above the stage means 2-for-1 dances when it's lit. So I decided to try the bed dance with the special. IMO the bed dance was a disappointment.

I'm not from this area but I admit the quality in this place (building as well as talent) is a few steps above where I'm from. If I'm ever back in this area I'd probly visit this place again.

Cheers

You lay on the bed and the girl gets on top. What happens depends on the girl and what she thinks she can get away with. Some girls will tell you they do more if you pay more than the required amount. Some of them actually do, but they'll want you to pay in advance so you have to play the lottery.

Deja Vu has them on the 2nd floor. 3 dances for $60. There are TV cameras in the small rooms and the walls do not go up to the ceiling. Mirrors on the ceilings make it possible to see in a little. I think the girls know what angles hide things and which booths are the darkest. When the 3rd floor is open it has 3 for $90 dances. I have not tried them, but they are supposedly more private.

Dreamgirls has some bed dances also. I haven't tried them in years. 3 for $90 if I remember correctly. I have heard unconfirmed rumors of peep holes that management can peek through to see what's going on.

Ou1972

07-29-11, 10:09

Rustybrown11

09-05-11, 13:27

Does anyone know if Athena is still dancing at the Vue?

I know it's been years since I've been up in there.

Rico Black

09-11-11, 10:58

The King Of Diamonds has gone down hill. The only dancer worth seeing is Alexis. Tess is a complete rip off with an attitude to match. What is the best club in the Twin Cities for quality lap dances?

Johnia32

09-20-11, 10:42

The King Of Diamonds has gone down hill. The only dancer worth seeing is Alexis. Tess is a complete rip off with an attitude to match. What is the best club in the Twin Cities for quality lap dances?Rico, get a bed dance Dreamgirls in Minneapolis. Very high mileage usually. 90 for three songs though.

Rustybrown11

11-26-11, 15:32

The King Of Diamonds has gone down hill. The only dancer worth seeing is Alexis. Tess is a complete rip off with an attitude to match. What is the best club in the Twin Cities for quality lap dances?I agree! I went in there late last week and it only was barely two steps up from the limp lifter. 10 years ago It was great girls with great customer service if you know what I mean.

Chicago Stud

11-29-11, 16:09

The girls are super nice and sweet. They'll come and sit on your lap, so enjoy it. It's the most contact you will get.

Wolfgang

12-04-11, 21:59

They are, in my opinion, jack shacks. A little skin and tease and then it's strictly self service in the mens room. Waste of time and money unless the food is good, which it ain't.

Now in Brazil they know how to run a fucking bar.

Wolfe.

The girls are super nice and sweet. They'll come and sit on your lap, so enjoy it. It's the most contact you will get.

Nodak Boy

12-24-11, 13:22

They are, in my opinion, jack shacks. A little skin and tease and then it's strictly self service in the mens room. Waste of time and money unless the food is good, which it ain't.

Now in Brazil they know how to run a fucking bar.

Wolfe.I don't go as much as I used to because of this fact, and that I'd rather look what's on the streets. But when I did go regularly, I'd go to the LL to see Nina. Now she knew how to scratch her back with a post. A year after she left the business I actually ran into her at the State Fair in the kiddies section. Didn't really say 'Hi' as we were both with families, but did the glance acknowledgment. While I miss her and stopped dragging myself all the way over to the LL, I wish her well. Here's something to remember her by.

Merry Christmas

Chulahnwoo

03-03-12, 04:24

I love choice I used to go to the vu but went to baltimore, maryland and realized so many more things could happen with strippers (BBBJ.)

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So took a chance and went to choice one night and my goodness. Me and my buddy were just about the only two in there and this sexy hmong chick, I forget her stage name and don't feel right about giving out the real name, got a dance from her upstairs. Super over priced ($$$) but hey I wanted to work my magic. Neways the point of this story for this forum is they actually do let you touch touch everywhere at choice but thats about it. Not sure though never discussed more compensation possible there maybe potential there. To finish my dream though I actually did get her number after the private dance upstairs and got some fotos. Ull know which one she is if you go see her titties you can tell its her because her titties have a very unique look. And had a "wonderful time" afterwards _ however YMMV on the last statement

ranger979

03-30-12, 19:49

Has anyone seen this girl at The Vu or other strip club? She was going to start working there in December but I haven't seen her. She most likely is using the name Sarah.

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Rico Black

06-30-12, 22:24

A black dancer tried to scam me. She kept dancing without asking me if I wanted to continue. I have been a customer for twenty years and the dancers always ask you after every song if you want another dance. The chick said I owed her 50. When I disputed the amount she called the bouncers. One bouncer told me not to worry about it. The other short fat mouthy sob starts in and tells me I'm banned from the club. Ok, I guess I'll take my business elsewhere. I was willing to split the difference with her, but that wasn't good enough.

Carlp

07-02-12, 15:22

Nodak Boy

07-23-12, 20:21

I took the trek over to Lamp Lighter lounge, hadn't been there in quite a while as Lake St was empty. When I got there I saw a nice looking blonde named Kayden with a Texas accent. I initially declined a dance with her and later felt that was justified as she seemed like she liked to talk way too much for my taste during the dance. Dirty talk is one thing, but general conversation kind of kills any sexiness.

I then saw a lovely lady on stage, her name was Violet. She had long, straight dark hair, with dark eyes and very shapely legs, and one of those upper lip piercings. I don't know if she works out, but those legs were toned just the way I like them. I managed to snag 2 dance from her before I left but they were probably 8's or 9's on the sexy meter for Minneapolis fodder, IMHO. I like the way she looks you in the eyes, that's such a turn on for me, some girls can't do it. And talk about nipples, wow, while she was on stage those nipples were on full alert and I must say they were some of the best perky nipples I've seen in some time.

I'm on the West side, but if someone knows her LL schedule I'd be very willing to drive back over there for some more sampling of her goods.

Nodak Boy

07-24-12, 02:07

Azn Monger101

07-25-12, 20:34

Violet seemed pretty cool, as while making polite conversation she asked what I was going to do the rest of the day, to which I replied "jerk off". Her immediate response: "In the car or back at home?". Smooth. LOLIn her hand actually if she would catch it. =)

How much is cover and dances nowadays at LL?

Nodak Boy

07-25-12, 21:08

In her hand actually if she would catch it. =)

How much is cover and dances nowadays at LL?Still the same as I remember it: Fri / Sat 9-close $5 cover, otherwise free. 2 for $5 beer specials, and dances are $10. They may not be the most private dances nor topless, but I think for $10 they're some of the best money spent for all MN strip clubs, just need to find the right girl. Yes, all of the girls may at the LL not be the hottest girls in MSP, but they often do have some cuties that could work at any of the clubs in town if they so chose to do so, IMHO.

Azn Monger101

07-25-12, 22:14

Still the same as I remember it: Fri / Sat 9-close $5 cover, otherwise free. 2 for $5 beer specials, and dances are $10. They may not be the most private dances nor topless, but I think for $10 they're some of the best money spent for all MN strip clubs, just need to find the right girl. Yes, all of the girls may at the LL not be the hottest girls in MSP, but they often do have some cuties that could work at any of the clubs in town if they so chose to do so, IMHO.Thanks Nodak Boy. I'm glad it hasn't changed, it's been awhile since I've visited but maybe a visit in the near future. For giggles. Still prefer a Lake special for a quick drain.

XSlydogX

08-07-12, 12:42

Hey has anyone seen a girl named Marilynn that works evenings at the LL? Any info on her would be great.

If I get any back I've got a little info for everyone.

Thanks

JigglyzGroups

09-08-12, 23:53

Heya folks,

Brand new to the site. Read tons of reviews. Most of the recent ones are. Disparaging at best. Heading up to twin cities in a month or so. Looking for a good time.

Not looking for the glitziest, glamorous place. Way more interested in mileage.

A 10 with a snobby attitude who wants to glom your $$$ is not near as appealing as a 5 who enjoys what she does, and does it well.

Don't care too much about whether it's an alcohol club or not, as I'm not much of a drinker. Not looking for details either. Just the name of the club you'd go to. If you only had one night to spend, early in the week. Where would you go?

Much thanks.

Outandabout

09-15-12, 22:13

JigglyzGroups

10-01-12, 07:48

Alright, so I'm in the lovely twin cities, and based on a couple of suggestions, I hit up DG on 5th. Couple of things to note.

1. All Nude, No alcohol.

2. $9 cover plus 1 drink minimum (non alcoholic) also $9. Kinda steep in my book. (They told me after the fact, that I should have enjoyed a couple of beers downstairs at Sneaky Pete's. Their Sister club. Then head upstairs, and show receipt and avoid the cover charge)

3. Sunday Night is probably not the best time to go if you're interested in a stage show. The place was bone empty and maybe 3 dancers in the place.

4. Sunday Night is probably the best time to go if you are interested in a bed dance.

Really cute spinner named Diana, early 30s. Approached me sat on a seat and slid between my legs. Talking to me while moving her hands dangerously close to the general area of interest. She had my attention at that point. Quick sell, and we were in the back. Beds are in small, curtained nooks, not visible from the main club. Diana chose the very last one. Never been told to "get comfortable" in a club before, and didn't know exactly what to make of it, but out of politeness, I lost the shoes, and the jacket. Wearing pajama bottoms so I was really comfortable already.

I was quoted 1. 2 for 4 songs, and I agreed. Now, here's where I started to get worried. They were playing music that I wasn't really familiar with, and the DJ kept interrupting the songs with some 10 second "commercials". I couldn't really tell when one song stopped and the next one started. I asked her about it, and she says "it's slow in here tonight, don't worry about it".

During the bed dance, she kept on her T-bar, but showed me the wonderments several times. Roaming was encouraged, as long as you didn't touch the covered part under the covers. Happy ending was encouraged both verbally and handily. No upsell, no nothing. Paid fee, plus. 2 tip. Will definitely repeat. (Did inquire as to take-out. Was told "no. I don't. Not sure if any of the girls do." She really wasn't upset about the ask though.

Heya folks,

Brand new to the site. Read tons of reviews. Most of the recent ones are. Disparaging at best. Heading up to twin cities in a month or so. Looking for a good time.

Not looking for the glitziest, glamorous place. Way more interested in mileage.

A 10 with a snobby attitude who wants to glom your $$$ is not near as appealing as a 5 who enjoys what she does, and does it well.

Don't care too much about whether it's an alcohol club or not, as I'm not much of a drinker. Not looking for details either. Just the name of the club you'd go to. If you only had one night to spend, early in the week. Where would you go?

Much thanks.

Red Draggin

10-07-12, 18:07

If you like black gals and very good mileage, try Augie's, right around the corner from DG. I was in both places last weekend and Augie's was MUCH better, both in quality and quantity. At DG, I was treated like a wallet that needed emptying. At Augie's gals came up to me to chat several times without asking about a drink or dance until I brought it up. For $20 LDs there was plenty of 2-way action. In fact, I got more action at the bar than most places. I had at least three gals rub up against me and two of them repeatedly groped me. The prices are also much better with a $5 cover and alcohol.

JigglyzGroups

10-09-12, 22:20

Good to note, next time I'm in town, I'll hit them up. Back in the sunny south for now!

If you like black gals and very good mileage, try Augie's, right around the corner from DG. I was in both places last weekend and Augie's was MUCH better, both in quality and quantity. At DG, I was treated like a wallet that needed emptying. At Augie's gals came up to me to chat several times without asking about a drink or dance until I brought it up. For $20 LDs there was plenty of 2-way action. In fact, I got more action at the bar than most places. I had at least three gals rub up against me and two of them repeatedly groped me. The prices are also much better with a $5 cover and alcohol.

Funride128

10-23-12, 11:58

I'm headed to your way next month staying near Blaine just wondering what witch strip club is the nearist blaine I have rtff and like some of what I hear nothing like chicago ill only be there on Friday night tho any info would be great. Or am I better hitting BP or a mp I see there are a few mp's close to Blaine.

Nodak Boy

11-03-12, 11:15

I haven't been back to Choice in about 9 months since finding a SW who I can rely on for decent service and price. But I decided to go see what's changed besides the DJ booth. I went Friday afternoon around 2pm, about 6-7 women there: Carolyn, Sammy (brunette big tits) , Prada, and the others I don't remember the names. I got one dance from a Native America / Caucasian women with a nice body but big fake tits which I didn't really care for. She gave a mediocre dance and I stopped after the first one. I then passed on a couple more girls until Prada came up and gave a nice "introduction". If / when I go back, it will be to see Prada once again.

Not much out on the streets the last several times I've gone, bummer.

Nodak Boy

11-07-12, 18:14

Does anyone know if Augies still opens at 12/1 pm for an afternoon shift during the weekday? I was there several years ago when they first started having a day shift and haven't been back since. I was looking to try it again but only if they have a dayshift.

Boomer 420

11-08-12, 07:40

Spearmonger

12-01-12, 12:54

Spent a few hours at King of Diamonds last night. Much better than I was expecting based on the other clubs in the area. Full nude + booze = happy spearmonger.

Had a few dances with Autumn first. Hard body and bolt-ons. Very good dances, plenty of grinding and boobs in the face.

Approached by Destiny who was completely fucked up. Not sure what she was on, but she was blasted. The two $10 floor dances were mediocre as expected, but when she 'shook my hand' and said the VIP is more fun, I was sold. Went for the $85 three song package. I was able to touch above the waist, and she did a little more touching below the waist, but not much. The only real positive was that she flat out told me take-out was available, but only when she's "numb" which I assume means when she's high. Far too skinny for my tastes, but I figured someone else might be interested. I didn't get any contact info or price.

On a side note, there were 2 female patrons that got tossed out by security for offering their services to other customers.

Spearmonger

01-05-13, 11:51

Earlier this week I spent the evening at Deja Vu. I wasn't looking for extras, just enjoying some female company. 8-10 dancers, and not a dud among them. Amazingly sexy girls all around. Got dances from every girl. Mostly uninspired, light contact dances, so I only went up for the 3/$90 bed dances with Trina, Domino, Malibu and Dallas. Nothing special about the bed dance from the first 3, but DAMN, Dallas was terrific. No funny business, just an amazing lap dance. I stayed for 4 sets of dances and easily could've finished if I hadn't held back.

YMMV, but it didn't appear to me that anything extra was available.

Nodak Boy

07-11-13, 18:11

Damn this thread is slow!

I haven't been to one of our establishments in quite some time but I was looking to go back. Choice is my standard daytime SC as you seem to get a little more touchy / feely on the couches but maybe I'm wrong. Is there another club in town that can equal to what Choice has to offer?

Nomad4575

07-11-13, 21:42

Johnia32

07-15-13, 16:04

MstrNinja

08-08-13, 06:13

I just had the most interesting hobby experience, if you'd call it that. This was my first time at Choice. It was also my first time using Liquid Lapdance Pants, which are underwear with a latex pocket for your goods. It lets them stay lubed with the right amount of friction.

Before this, I have received zero mileage in a strip club. I've even had my my hands politely moved to my sides for gently touching the outside of a girl's legs in private.

I didn't like the main room at Choice. It's small, with extremely loud music, and not enough girls working for the amount of men, even though half the customers were women. Also, they had each girl dance on stage too long. All five dancers were black, four I wanted to touch me, and one of those acted like she wanted me to hire her to do so, so off to private we went.

I asked if there are rules, and was told panties stayed on, and not to touch "aggressively". It was amazing. I was finally getting some mileage in a strip club, but I really needed some grinding for my lubed up personage. After two songs I was getting closer, and she might have gotten me there in another song or two, but wanted to try another. This time I openly stroked myself when she wasn't rubbing against me. She glanced down a few times to make sure I hadn't whipped it out, but never chastised. Eventually she started giving me the type of motions I needed to finished. I left a happy man.

I spent over a hundred, and probably would have gotten a more satisfying finish spending the same thing on a backpage girl, but there's something about the strip club experience, and this was the best experience yet. This was just day one too, and these lapdance pants are reusable. Next time I'll try a grinder from lamplighter in a room full of people.

BrianInIsanti

08-13-13, 10:48

I think that's what its called. Its next to sexworld on Washington. The VIP rooms are $100 for ten minutes. Let me know what you think. I got there at 9pm and it was empty. All the girls were outside having a smoke. Let me know.

Brian

ZvTech

10-29-13, 22:19

Coming to MN for a few weeks, any FS strip clubs in the twin cities?

Thanks!

Crsm5371

10-30-13, 14:36

Coming to MN for a few weeks, any FS strip clubs in the twin cities?

Thanks!NOPE. MN has limited mileage. Some little two way contact. Rest are all one way.

Flerg

12-17-13, 01:32

Mike6679

12-20-13, 16:51

Has anybody been there lately? Had an OK, but predictably boring, dance with Rachel this Saturday. Chanel seems to be gone. Kat seems like she might be good for some extra mileage, but I've never taken the VIP chance on her.Am there somewhat regularly but haven't been able to justify to myself paying the VIP prices so I'm no help in giving recommendations.

YourGentleman

01-07-14, 10:46

Try out BJ's. They seem to be pretty easygoing there.

Corner of Broadway and Washington Ave North.

Spaniard21

01-08-14, 13:06

That's usually where I go to during the day. Girls are pretty friendly, not too pushy. I can't say the same for the night shift.

Smooth_on_top

01-17-14, 19:57

Spaniard21

02-04-14, 22:13

ManOfTaste

01-21-15, 00:10

Visiting Minneapolis with my girlfriend. I used to spend some time at a couple of clubs downtown years ago but I can't remember the names. Can anyone recommend a club where a guy can take a female companion on a Saturday night? Doesn't have to be too high class, but I don't want it to be too raunchy, either. Just looking for a place with girls dancing on stage and possibly other female guests. Thanks for any suggestions.The only good one in down town is DejaVu, used to be a good club, dancers were the most beautiful and friendly, but the management sucks ass, I quit going to this club long time a go because of the management, if you do not tolerate intimidations of bouncers and doormen. Kings of diamonds is a great option, it is a little bit to the suburbs.

Nodak Boy

01-21-15, 13:47

ManOfTaste

01-22-15, 01:29

While I've never been to the Downtown Cabaret (formerly Sheiks), if I had a female companion that's the place I'd take her. However, for me, that will never happen so I prefer my places raunchy.

Let us know if you go and how it went.I would never liked that place, the Vu -in spite of it's demise- is still better, the place is pricy, dancers are not as good looking, the place is very dark you can't see them any way, they are aggressive the few minutes you enter racing each other to steal your money, and if they assume you are clean house they treat you like a hobo, the songs are played very short, really few secs to shorten lab dances, if you did not buy a dancer a drink, the club takes a bigger cut from her money, the waitresses are so rude. There is no hope, I'm just disgusted with all down town clubs recently.

ManOfTaste

01-22-15, 01:34

But to be fair I have not been to the Vu or any other club in few months, so if anything started to look good, would be glad to know.

Nodak Boy

07-08-15, 00:04

I'll have some alone time late next week. Instead of hitting the street, was thinking of hitting a club. Thought about trying Auggies again as I haven't been there in years. Looking to get more mileage for my $ than elsewhere.

Or do I just keep my money and stay with the street?

Nodak Boy

07-12-15, 20:31

Was also thinking of revisiting the LL as I haven't been there in years since the woman I regularly went there to see left.

I've heard the pool table is gone and there are now dance couches back there. Is it still $10 dance and are they just as tame as before? I might go there just.

For a change but I saw on the SCL site that Buena is back at Choice, she gives some grindage and is about as naughty talking as most you can find in clubs.

Nodak Boy

07-17-15, 19:50

So I made it last night around 10:15, paid the $5 cover and went through the metal security search. Apparently at 10 pm on Thursday nights is amateur night where the women can win $200. Seems to me that LL turned into Augies for the night as there were mostly ebony ladies there that night.

Maybe about 30 or so customers and what seemed like only 6-8 ladies, with only 1 girl on the stage at a time. Yes the pool table is gone and has been replaced by a single row of couches and another glassed in dance area, though I saw no ladies behind it.

There really weren't any ladies there that struck my fancy so didn't even get a dance before I left at 11 pm. The 3 security guards (the money take, metal entry guy, and one other) were very sensitive about *ANY* cell phone use out in the table area. If anyone has had a good experience between the $10 and $20 dances I'd like to hear it. I read that the $20 dances are in the new area but didn't confirm.

I left for Augies after that and had an even worse time, but that should be a different posting.

Nodak Boy

07-18-15, 20:43

So after the short LL trip, I made my way over to Augies. It was a $5 entry fee and metal detector search to get in. Once in I could tell that the place had been updated since I was last here years ago.

The bar is now backlit with red glass and the ceiling has the same red color treatment with new lighting. The stage is essentially the same as is most everything else. There were maybe 4-5 ladies working that night, only 1 I found to be really hot. The place describes itself as topless and after that mexican hottie danced the entire set with most of her top on, I knew that she was new and was getting by on her looks, which I will say I did like. Dark, smoldery eyes, and long black hair to go along with her sparkly costume that said MEXICO right on it. However I wasn't there to just watch. I knew that after she didn't take her top off, the dance would be fairly basic, probably less action that what could be had at LL, so I passed.

I met another gal, and while it would have been nice to talk to her, I had to shout directly in her ear for her to hear me as the damn music was too loud. She had come from Myrtle Beach SC and was looking to become a realtor. Well I decided I'd let her check out my property. The dance area is in the back but there is no longer any curtain. It's still somewhat dark and secluded but the dance was almost an air dance, very very tame. I was disappointed and had a one and done dance. I decided to leave at this point as I knew there was nothing else for me here.

So, I'm back to square one in that MN strip clubs offer me no joy, maybe there are others in the twin cities I need to try, but at this point I need to look elsewhere. Recommendations are welcome.

Outandabout

01-20-16, 22:17

Cities Boy

01-28-16, 17:55

Noobsauce420

02-01-16, 02:30

I go to the Lamplighter quite a bit. Generally speaking, the white dancers work afternoon, and the black ones at night. The private dances are usually pretty tame, but there is fun to be had. The only time I got a 20 dollar dance was in the afternoon. Older white lady, said there was more touching with the 20 dollar dance, so I gave it a shot. She put a nip in my mouth and rubbed my junk. Not horrible. Offered me takeout, which happens alot there. I've never taken any girls up on it there, as I am a cheap bastard and hit the loop. Mileage on the 10's is very inconsistent. Had some great ones, but vast majority are uneventful. The thing that bugs me about LL is all the girls want 5 through the glass and have an attitude about it.

LurkingDog

06-16-16, 01:23

Was in town on business and stayed near this establishment. Got there late evening / early morning on a Tueaday. The place was pretty busy and as the night went on, the place seemed to get busier. Got a nice lap dancer from Vanessa, a 9. 5 with a wonderful set of man-mades. I only learned that they were man-made when she enticed me to go toVIP with her. At $260 for 30 minutes. It's not cheap but I had a nice time. Also, was enamoured with Malena but so was 1/2 the male patrons in the club. She told me she'd stop by and give me a dance after I tipped her but she as always occupied with some of you other minders. My loss. It's a pretty expensive night but the quality of dancers is quite high.

LD.

LTL429

07-18-16, 18:09

Jiggles Deez

07-24-16, 18:31

Hey fellas. I will be traveling from Cincinnati to Annandale MN first week of September for a fishing trip. I was wondering if any of you guys would point an out of town fella towards the right direction for some fun. Can pm me if you'd like.

Thanks in advance.LTL429,

I am from that area and travel back there quite often on vacation every year. There is not much going on in that area at all. Central MN (near St. Cloud) is pretty tame. You have to head down to MPLS or St. Paul for a little more action.

LTL429

08-29-16, 20:10

LTL429,

I am from that area and travel back there quite often on vacation every year. There is not much going on in that area at all. Central MN (near St. Cloud) is pretty tame. You have to head down to MPLS or St. Paul for a little more action.Thanks Jiggles.

AdamHk0

11-12-16, 21:26

Anyone has been dreamgirls recently?

Any comment?

How many girls are working there?

Thanks.

Donaj

11-18-16, 01:31

I'm heading over to St. Paul during next week. Wanted to check which is a good place. Not looking for FS. Just some good contact dances with touching.

Tm3232

02-22-17, 11:32

Nodak Boy

02-24-17, 00:26

Hey Guys, I am looking to switch it up a bit, and just do nude lapdances, so I am looking to a cute young lady that can host and knows how to give a lapdance, any body with a contact can PM. I want to avoid the clubs and all the drama there.

Thanks.Ht Tm, I get what you're saying. I just came back from Montreal and the strip clubs there rock! Depending on the club, for $10 or $15 you get hands on tit and ass without being chewed out by the damn bouncer. The one gal I was with wanted to go fuck for 125 but I declined the offer, instead I just played with her very meaty and swollen pussy lips for a while. I was hoping to get a private massage from an ebony gal for $100 for 1 hour with HJ finish, but it didn't work out, maybe next time. Let's face it most Canadian strip clubs are far above the US versions, although I will say I was disappointed with Winnipeg.

MN strip clubs I just don't get at all. I guess when you're in college, you don't quite know better yet. But who am I to judge, I've gone to a fair number of strip clubs in my early 20's too.

Good luck with the hunt.

NB.

BrianInIsanti

02-26-17, 20:21

Ht Tm, I get what you're saying. I just came back from Montreal and the strip clubs there rock! Depending on the club, for $10 or $15 you get hands on tit and ass without being chewed out by the damn bouncer. The one gal I was with wanted to go fuck for 125 but I declined the offer, instead I just played with her very meaty and swollen pussy lips for a while. I was hoping to get a private massage from an ebony gal for $100 for 1 hour with HJ finish, but it didn't work out, maybe next time. Let's face it most Canadian strip clubs are far above the US versions, although I will say I was disappointed with Winnipeg.

MN strip clubs I just don't get at all. I guess when you're in college, you don't quite know better yet. But who am I to judge, I've gone to a fair number of strip clubs in my early 20's too.

Good luck with the hunt.

NB.Stopped at one on the north side, sorry I don't remember the name. Nude lap dance for 30 American got followed out when left and got a CBJ in parking lot for 40 American. Hard to understand the English that they speak. But, dam everyone was hotter than any chick I've seen here.

Nodak Boy

02-26-17, 22:47

Stopped at one on the north side, sorry I don't remember the name. Nude lap dance for 30 American got followed out when left and got a CBJ in parking lot for 40 American. Hard to understand the English that they speak. But, dam everyone was hotter than any chick I've seen here.Duly noted.

I think all of Quebec beats almost all USA clubs, I'd never save any money if I lived there. French hotties for sure. I went to the Pink Paradise and Les Deeses with PP probably being the better as the upstairs dance rooms are more secluded. I'm telling you, no Viagra needed. My little ebony dancer at PP with the playful pussy lips had downed both of my bar drinks she ordered and probably tons more before she got to me, I'm not sure how many brain cells she had left, but she was damn fun and a good kind of crazy.

But better be warned, once you have a taste of the Quebec clubs, MN ones will forever just leave a sour taste in your mouth knowing you're getting less for more $.

NB.