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A Great Post from Other Areas Connecticut Board
Wanted to have a showcase thread for the best posts from Connecticut, my first attempt at a new thread - Bad Dawg
If above post link doesn't work, try this one:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=511081&postcount=280
Admin, feel free to change this format to anything more standard, Thanks.
Sorry that link may not work, so here is a great report by Sarang Haeyo from the CT- Other Areas Board:
After seeing this place mentioned a couple of times I thought I'd post an actual report for a change. I haven't been to a FS place in a long time but I have frequented this place since becoming serious with my AMP girl. She just recently got out of the business but while she was away working I would go to this spa for a really good "massagee" and a tension release.
To protect the guilty I will call the providers A,B,C and D. I was a regular of A for a few months. Returning to the spa one evening shortly before Christmas I was told A had been fired for complaining to the customers about the low tips. So I was given B. B is short, a little heavy but cute as hell and has a great personality. Everything went great: TS, massagee, and ending with digit in a very recently cleaned exit only area.
Returned a couple of weeks later, asked for B, she was preoccupied, got C.
Everything great, same as above minus the digit which I can take or leave.
I always have a great time at this place and have always had a great time at the FS joints I used to frequent (I miss Waterbury). Attitude is everything and I refuse to have a bad time.
Two weeks later, return, get C again, nice time, plenty of roaming etc. After the release, C is massaging my quadriceps and yells something in Korean (at this point it's late and I'm the only customer). Little does she know I understood what she said. I repeat what she said in English which was "B, come in here!!!".
B enters the room and her face lights up, I say hello in Korean and she proceeds to massage my chest. At this point D sticks her head in the door and I ask her to come in. She starts massaging my feet. All this is too much and I get up for some more massaging. C starts massaging my feet and tells D to get some oil. The oil is applied and she starts massaging my unit. Meanwhile, B starts working on my stiff muscle and does the thing with her finger again. She climbs on the table and straddles my twitching facial muscles. So now I've got B and D working me over and C is doing my feet. I'm screaming at this point and they're telling me to be quiet. They're laughing and having a great time. A really happy ending is achieved. B and D kiss me on the lips and leave.
C massages me some more, gets a hot towel, cleans me up. At this point I'm ready to nod off. She brings an "energy drink" they keep in a fridge and I suck it down. I get dressed, C gives me a fresh pair of socks which I put on myself. I stand up and my legs are like rubber.
C says to me, "Next time, come late at night when there are no customers and bring more money." I'm wondering what she's got in mind. I haven't been back there yet but I'm dying to go. Problem is the girlfriend is with me full time now and I've got no reason to go back to this place.
About two weeks ago, my girl and I are in a Korean bakery in Flushing and who do I see? A!!!!!! We make eye contact, I wink at her, she smiles and fortunately is quiet about the whole thing. My girlfriend didn't see this exchange. We sit down to eat, A is still in the place with a friend who is a knockout. As she's leaving, she looks over, smiles and I wink again.
A long report I know but I thought it might be found interesting. Senior members can PM for location, names etc.
Good luck,
SH
Virile Vito
03-21-07, 18:01
Bad Dawg,
Great job setting up this thread - I think it will be a good addition to the board. If you ever look at the ISG board, these threads cut down alot of reading and searching and are very useful and helpful. Below is a slightly modified copy of the standard Reports of Distinction procedures. Thanks to BSR, as I quoted his post.
If you have written one or several detailed travel reports, or if you know of such reports, then please post the link here.
You may also include a short summary of the nature of the report.
You can copy and paste the link into a report, or you can do it the easy way and use the tags, which you would format like this:
[post]Post ID number here
Whatever you want your link to say here
You can identify the Post ID by moving your mouse pointer over the "Quote" button and reading the Post ID number in the Status Bar at the bottom of your browser window. It's the last number at the end of the link text, just after the letters "p=".
Quote:
Originally Posted by Admin
Please note:
In order for this thread to be effective, it cannot turn into a discussion forum.
I don't want to have to be so tough about this, but any reports that do not include a link to another report will be deleted.
Thanks,
Jackson
Again, the crucial point is not to have discussion in the RoD thread, as it defeats the purpose.
Virile Vito
03-21-07, 18:05
As called out by Jackson himself, a post from Norwalk by Double Nickle.
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Bad Dawg,
Great job setting up this thread - I think it will be a good addition to the board. If you ever look at the ISG board, these threads cut down alot of reading and searching and are very useful and helpful. Below is a slightly modified copy of the standard Reports of Distinction procedures. Thanks to BSR, as I quoted his post.
I am not enough of an expert to enlarge the text as BSR did in his original, but I think the crucial point is not to have discussion in the RoD thread, as it defeats the purpose.
Vito
Thanks for your post, I hope it's a good spot to put a few great reports that cover the whole big 'ol state of Connecticut! We might be abel to dig a few out of the 2006 posts.
Thanks again,
Bad Dawg
Turbo Trader
04-01-07, 21:49
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=434563#post434563
This was one of the great reports when Star Sauna was relatively new in New Haven
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400586&postcount=63
Thanks, Viking
Viking King
04-03-07, 07:40
Thanks for the recognition Dawg!
This was one of the great reports when Star Sauna was relatively new in New Haven
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400586&postcount=63
Thanks, Viking
Virile Vito
04-04-07, 16:58
Stoner's classic analysis of CT's p4p options:
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Respected senior member Sarang penned this excellent report recently which I nominate and second as a report of distinction, and literary genius.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=530466&postcount=472
Sarang Haeyo
05-26-07, 07:09
My brothers: do not be mistaken. The place of which I write is NOT, I repeat NOT, NHK.
I don't want any of you AMP fans getting the wrong idea.
After a sabbatical hiatus, Stoner has written an overview of getting tel digits, and calling dancers, which is up there with his best works.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=541148&postcount=204
Another great overview on mongering priorities and safety by Stoner
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=549047&postcount=632
Sarang has once again topped his reputation for literacy with this report from the Meriden board. And cudos to him, for his pride in all proper spelling!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=563704&postcount=501
I missed this great report by Sarang until just now. After reading the incredible detail and descriptive terms he generously shared, I was ready to head out there immediately, if it weren't almost 3am. Wait a min, how late they open!
He Got new tires, Keep em Rollin in Sarang!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=573986&postcount=543
Warning - Sarang's Longest Report [But funny!]
"So I'm sitting around last night, Mrs. Haeyo's out of town and I'm getting itchy. Around 1800 hours I head out to my favorite place for a massagee. I get all the way out there and the fucking place is closed..."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=677473&postcount=532
It is very rare that Jackson notices any post on the Connecticut boards, let alone points out that they qualify for 'Reports of Distinction' Here is one that meets his approval:
"It is a strip bar south of hartford. A tiny stip bar. The owner/bartender is an old lady"
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=683493&postcount=40
Thanks Jackson for hosting these boards!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4327
JMG wrote a great report and advice [see link below], Stoner would be proud that someone such as you, JMG, would expand his wise lessons! So I copied your great post onto the Genereal Topics, Reports of Distiction, for Connecticut.
Thanks.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=694795&postcount=656
Steel earns a literary diploma and has once again exceeded himself as master of the Connecticut forums -
"I paid a visit to Jessica today. Same apartment as last time. I arrived and she took her top off. It is always nice to look at and fondle D-cups..."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=699059&postcount=1616
Gathy's reports have always been good reading and this is one of his best on the CT boards -
"Imagine if you will-- you find out in a rather odd way that there is a girl relatively new to the area who is providing first class services..."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=707383&postcount=1675
After a brief sabbatical leave, Stoner affirms his senior status and gets us thinking with this new post, recommended for a Pulitzer prize by the one and only Steel Blue.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=725591&postcount=1
Never saw such an incredible collection of episodes with drama and hot action as these recents works by legendary Steel Blue, with epilogues by the respected Mr. Wtby and Wolfman! Congrats to you all, keep sending inspiring reports like these for us part time amateur mongers!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=731685&postcount=1790
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=731690&postcount=1791
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=731701&postcount=1792
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=731914&postcount=1795
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=732101&postcount=1796
Stoner is back!
Here is his recent great post!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771901&postcount=2130
Bubba tried to post Garthy's latest adventure in the dreamworld of BP, like Japan anime, as he said, with a hot dream girl...
"It's been a while since I was at Teddie's... I think the last time I was there, there were still couches in the PD area. Now there are 4 cubicles. Like something out of a Japanese movie (or some futuristic Blade Runner movie)..."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=798095&postcount=434
Here is one of Capt WallE's most well written, provocative reports. In a phrase "Hot Rain" describes it best! Thanks WallE. keep em coming [I mean your reports, not the girls... Oh, what the hec- you should go for both!]
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=873673&postcount=130
Viking King
03-13-10, 14:36
I will gladly recommend this post to the reports of distinction. This AMP guru now has reports under two different user names.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=957296&postcount=829
I'd like to second Viking's nomination, Chon Manyeo is back, and writing adventures in top form. Look down this page to his old amp reports. And kudos also to Jean Poole apparently as Wingman! You can't make this stuff up, and even with his apparent edgy style, he conveys the respect and appreciation of Korean women and culture! I gotta admit, following his advice has made every amp visit better and more rewarding for me over the years!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=957296&postcount=829
When In Vegas
08-04-10, 22:56
I have to nominate Garthy's report. Not only was it informative but I found it funny as hell.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1035624&postcount=1135
Later
Vegas
I have to nominate Garthy's report. Not only was it informative but I found it funny as hell.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1035624&postcount=1135
Later
Vegas
here here! lol, that was great!
Member #3997
08-05-10, 19:36
I have to nominate Garthy's report. Not only was it informative but I found it funny as hell.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1035624&postcount=1135
Later
Vegas
Fantastic post!
Chon Maneyo
08-05-10, 19:41
"So I sit at the bar and the other patrons in the place are clearly losers. We are not talking bikers or townies or working guys. I am serious-- there were maybe 3 or 4 other men in the club. All were wearing clothing that must have come from the bottom of the Salvation Army drop-off bin. Also, I assumed the Salvation Army doesn't provide razors."
Garthy's reports can make you roll on the floor, but most importantly they always convey spot on info.
When in Vegas has exceeded all of his prior posts to set a new high mark, he makes all of us in the Connecticut forum proud!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3526-General-Reports&p=1108970&viewfull=1#post1108970
My words could not adequately describe Vegas' latest novel, so let me quote our respected Senior Member, SRO, SR Only -
"Vegas, we're not worthy. You've surpassed Steel and anyone else. I am humbled. Dude, you rule.
A round of applause for Vegas, please!"
Quote-
Part 2. Sorry it's even more detailed than part 1. Couldn't help myself.
So we laid in bed for a while, the niece still had her head on my chest while I was running my hand thru her long curly hair. Angela finished cleaning my dick, walked over to the niece side of the bed, stroked her head and said: 'good job sweetie, you're a good girl'. I reinforced the positive comment: Yes, that was very nice, I can't believe how beautiful you are. The niece replied with a barely audible 'thanks'. I asked Angela to turn down the heat and then join us.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3526-General-Reports&p=1115111&viewfull=1#post1115111
Garthy, our respected Senior Member, says all reports of his retirement are greatly exagerated, so he contributed a detailed and provacative report on Stamford.
"It's been awhile since I made a report. There are a few reasons for this. When I called, the female voice on the phone was inviting, sexy, and gave me excellent directions. I was told there was a table shower and a variety of lovely Brazilian and Latina women from which to choose..."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3523-General-Reports&p=1118741&viewfull=1#post1118741
Thanks for this great report Pete!
02-21-11.
Pecker Pete 69.
Senior Member.
Gas.
No I didn't fart while getting a BJ!
I met this cute chick getting gas in Waterbury, Hess on West Main St. She smiled at me and I was hoping to get a little so I walked over to her and started to chat. She is 20, lives in WTBY. 38C, brunette, shaved kitty and looks about a 7, still has that young look to her which is nice.
I invited her to my truck to hang out and she obliged, but did tell me she wouldn't be coming for free.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3526-General-Reports&p=1143594&viewfull=1#post1143594
Thanks to MeatBallJay we can all enjoy one of the best reports ever from Waterbury, with the excitement of finding strange, new worlds, where no man has gone before! [Or back to reality, maybe not! ]
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3526-General-Reports&p=1232859&viewfull=1#post1232859
I have been remiss maintaining this list of best reports, but our old friend Avojo, shared his latest adventure, long overdue. When In Vegas said it well - Avojo showed his hallmark...
Hello old friends,
I know I know I been keeping on the down low for a long time. Sorry. I'm not one to kiss and tell about just anything unless it's worth truly talking about I suppose in my own oppinion. I had a new find a couple of weeks ago that I wanted to share my experience with you guys.
Nikki, is what I called her from a few emails we started from Clist. Thought she had to be terrible as her post suggested only. 4 for her time. I
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3497-General-Reports&p=1394182&viewfull=1#post1394182
Been neglecting keeping up any Reports of Distinction, however Stoner has posted such a practical, security measures, and mental attitude to help protect new and old mongers alike. Stoner has a wealth of experience but he has not summed it up like this before. A must read before one's next mongering appointment.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3495-General-Reports&p=1670130&viewfull=1#post1670130
An excerpt from Stoner's great advice -
"To answer your more prominent question, a few things:
Regardless of incall or outcall, there are things to keep in mind.
What was stated earlier of checking for reviews, whatever, is important. If you can't afford the risk, leave it others and their reviews. I won't say much more on that.
If you are doing outcall (meaning she comes to you) :
1. Choose your outcall. I've known some ladies who tell you where to do outcall, from city to even which hotel. Avoid that at all costs. Your choice at all times for outcall...."
Thanks to Stacy Lynn for one of the hottest posts ever written in Connecticut! Please Stacey. Keep 'them comming (pun intended).
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3495-General-Reports&p=2107513&viewfull=1#post2107513.
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