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Sorry to hear Sizzler went down. I was up in the area last Tuesday and the OPEN sign was up. I have not had any success worth mentioning since the place near Downtown got shut down.
Hopefully something will turn up.
Hobby safe!
I've been lurking this bulletin board for several years. Like many SB mongers, I find that the drive to Oxnard is not always offset by the price and quality, although one is assured of finding what one seeks.
I lamented the departure of the Aero Camino AMP 2 years ago, and the LE closure of the Arrellaga AMP after only a few months of operations, soon after that but in the latter instance, locating in a residential neighborhood is just bad business.
I won't miss the Sizzler, never felt the service was good. SB has been lean for a year.
There is a new place mentioned in a few other posts that has me excited after a few visits. I am one that is reluctant to identify current hotspots by name or location for fear of bringing attention to the wrong people. There's an eletion for sheriff coming up and the incumbent probably wants to score points right about now. Identifying it as a new place narrows it down alot,
This new place has the potential to be great - cute, young Chinese girls from LA, clean facility, and maybe not as rushed as others felt. I got the GFE treatement twice by two different providers. The massage was good, too. I hope it lasts. Santa Barbara prices don't seem so bad when gas to Oxnard and back is $30, not to mention the time on the road.
Stopped by the 'Habit' a week or so ago and had a fun session with a cute C girl.
Enjoyed the table shower - she was wide eyed, but way too big and hard bolt-ons. They were at least 'c''s, she was only 5'2" and quite slim - she told me she was 26.
Nice soft skin and narrow hips..Gave a so-so massage, on the flip she asked what I wanted - ok FS, not alot of action, lots of fake moaning and groaning - I got bored and had her give me a CBJ to get off - she would not do BB.
Tipped .8 and went on my way. The table shower was fun, but I don't know that I will be back soon. Slim pickins in SB.
I found out today that my all time favorite provider is gone.
She worked the place on Hollister and her skills were exemplary.
She became increasingly popular, and I often had to wait to see her.
Often there was someone waiting after me. That's one reason I didn't rave about her here. She was a true gem.
Beauty and Passion. Great service.
I tried a new girl today, she was slim and pretty, gave a pretty good massage. But her FS was full of limitations or off limits. Perhaps perfunctory would best explain it.
Also the place smelled of cigarette smoke when I walked in. Not a good thing, in those unventilated rooms.
Jurassic
Too bad,
It was Candy who I saw at the 'Habit" last month. It is slim in SB.
Does anyone have anything to report about Santa Maria??
Looked like 'Habit' was closed this week. Ended up going down to Ventura...
Looks like everything is closing up in SB. I went by the place on State Street a few times this week. Each time looked all closed up.
I am up in SLO county in Morro Bay. Is really true that this is closest forum to cover Morro Bay??? S.B. is damn far away. I have been hunting around by in other threads and can't find any mention of Morro Bay and surrounding area, except for here. After exploring this board and CL, went to the only AMP I could find in the area. Everything looks like it action can be had there -- and I guarantee someone gets it there. But I didn't. Just a 1/5 hour massage for $40 (that is $40 not $140) plus a $10 tip after confirmed no action was to be had -- but had left $40 on the tip indicating it would be a tip. May try another another time, as I am sure there is at least HR available there.
Any help here? Anyone have experience up here or read this thread from here? And why isn't there a SLO county thread??
Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.
Not any action in Morro Bay that know of. Santa Maria has a AMP with some action. Check out Santa Maria Times Classified "massage" it's on Broadway. Sorry, no other info, I don't get up there much. If you hear of something let me know.
Thanks Malo. BTW, I did go back the the Morro Bay AMP. Again, no action, just a good massage (really was a good massage for an AMP -- I think she is legitimately trained/certified). I am 100% confident that somebody gets an HR release there. This is place is just massage, and obviously caters to men (and another middle-aged white guy arrived as I was leaving). I suspect it takes a couple of trips to break the ice -- probably also scared with the recent bust in Atascadero as I have been reading about all week. So for locals, it may not be a bad option if you're willing to make the investment. But the pay off is probably not great -- I doubt it is any more than a hand release from a woman in her late 40s at best. Thanks again for the advice, Malo.
Mike Alpha
03-22-07, 16:59
don't know about AMPs but have read about some memorable providers in SLO area. They include Danielle, SLOFSBM (on my list) and a few others that join on some of the dicussions on sfredbook. Sandy out of ventura (one of the best providers I have ever seen. Super milf) also has started travelling up there on a regular basis.
Is the place on Modoc past La Cumbra, 'Alternative Health' ?? or something like that (back in the office park). Is that still around and worth going to? Any more details on the place in Goleta? I am just trying to plan my schedule and figure out if I should hit up an AMP while in S.B. or proceed down to L.A.
BTW - thanks Mike for the heads-up on Redbook providers.
UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???
A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.
Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.
Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."
Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.
I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.
Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.
When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)
So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.
Jurassic
Intrigued by how cute and sexy the two providers I had seen a couple of weeks ago; I returned to the El Mercado yesterday at 4:30 p.m.
The parking lot was packed, there are so many offices and businesses in that area. Usually I'm there evenings or weekends when most places are closed.
Found a spot in front of a Tailoring shop up the hill.
Another monger was seated in the waiting area; informed me they told him there could be a one hour wait. Jackie came out and greeted me, said it would be a while. Lulu was the other girl that day.
The fellow monger seemed friendly at first, decided to compare notes.
He wasn't aware of the Foot bath place on Ontare, or the Hamburger Habit spot.
I asked him if Full Service donations were typically 1.0 and he answered stating the house fees, .4 for 1/2 etc. LOL
So we waited in silence, I noticed the fake foliage, and heard some soft moaning action going on in the rooms.
After about 25 minutes, Jackie was ready for me, I pointed to the other guy, since he was there first, she said he was waiting for Lu Lu.
When I saw Lu Lu in the hallway, I could see why- she was the younger, prettier of the two.
At this point I considered bailing, but having invested that much time, decided to see it through.
Actually Jackie's face and body aren't too bad. Probably in her late 30's or early 40s. Did a half hour session. Didn't waste any time feeing her up when she was standing at the head of the table. Hard on the back(really medium touch) quickly shifted to soft at the tail end.
Same routine, wanted donation up front. 1.0, I said I wanted really good service. I asked her to get completely naked; none of that pull the skirt up, and bra down shenanigans.
Installed the cover and she told me to lie on the table.
Gave a vigorous cbj. Than she jumped on cowgirl and immediately started pounding really hard and fast. I had to slow her down, since I wanted a longer ride - not a slam bam. She starts telling me she loves it hard and fast, and that she doesn't get off if it's slow! I remind her that I'm the one who made the donation.
So I tell her to climb off, which she does reluctantly.
Proceed to take her doggy, fingering her clit and rubbing her starfish.
She starts to moan like she's digging it. Than some mish. Once I settled into my routine, and the intial rush of being in the pussy, I was able to ride a good while, getting harder and faster. We finished doggy, with loud slapping noises and her surprised moans, as I gave it to her harder than she expected.
She had a pretty raunchy, pornstar kind of attitude, which was fun.
But her really nasty Caesarian scar was a turn off. I've seen those scars before, but her's was particularly gnarly.Also a weird quarter sized tattoo on her chest, perhaps to cover up what looked like she might have been stabbed once.The cigarette breath was also a turn off.
(man I don't sound very compassionate here.)
Now I realize it might have been better doing her with her clothes pulled up, covering the scars.
So we showered up, and on to the next customer.
I felt kind of disappointed by this whole episode, everything seemed so mechanical, like being on an assembly line.
L 6.5 clothed, 4.5 naked
A 6
S 7.5
Strange paradox: On the one hand, I got the FS I wanted for around what I expected 1.4 total damage. On the other hand I feel like I took one for the team.
I guess I've had some really good luck with the other providers I've had this last year.
Jurassic
couple weeks ago I went to the place by the habit. Now I realized why I didn't want to go back there first time. I got myself this girl, she seems okay, she wore pants, I should've said no on this one. There were a couple girls when I came in, I've seen the other one before. I don't remember their names though as usually they can't even pronounce their name right! I was able to get a handshake, apparently they don't keep cover around.
The service was not great, but the door fee is cheaper than oxnard places. I'm beginning to get tired of this high fee-get nothing kind of service. It's probably cheaper and better service having a girlfriend, it's Santa Barbara, there are plenty of hot girls.
I left that place unsatisfied.
Linkletter2420
05-25-07, 17:16
UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???The following on a recent LA bust may answer the question. F'ing hilarious if you ask me:
Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007
Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.
Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.
In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.
"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.
Hofodickfo
06-14-07, 23:01
A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.
Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.
Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."
Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.
I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.
Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.
When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)
So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.
JurassicThanks for the posts Jurassic, good reports enjoyable to read.
Stopped by a few weeks ago in the late afternoon. Saw Tiffany - early 40's soso looks.
Took a self-shower and she popped in. Seemed nice and decent English skills. Took my own cover, blah blah - very accomedating - tipped .8 - said she was working the usual 10 days and would be back this month.
I guess I would repeat if staying in the SB area - otherwise Ox has more options.
Viper92552
07-17-07, 21:12
I met an older woman named Wendy (she may have changed her name) she was about 50 year old Chinese and now she is in Santa Maria. She has dark skin and she was a doctor in China. She doesn't speak English well but she is so sweet. If you know a woman that meet these decriptions please give me her working address in Santa Maria!
I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861
Any info?
I found some FS here in the El Mercado with Tina. $.40 half + $ tip.
The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:
One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.
I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.
Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.
I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.
I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results
Good times however.
Air Cooled
07-23-07, 13:12
I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results
I do.
Most of my watches are the chronograph style and have the timer ring that just ratchets around the bezel. I set it at the zero mark when I'm down on the table, and let the session begin.
Only once have I been "shorted" on a session, and that was only about 10 minutes or so. I would have called her on it, but it was a non-issue by that point.
I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.
I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).
I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.
I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.
I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).
I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.
I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.
M2
I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.
M2For the past two weeks there have been advertisments for this place. It may be down but not out.
Surfnk9
I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861
Any info?This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.
I dont think she is very busy.
SBCABUD
This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.
I dont think she is very busy.
SBCABUDI had the same experience. No touching fully clothed. HJ at end.
I was in room two and noticed the clock without the cover. I did not experience the same issue as you did.
Saw Tiffany and had a good time. More often than not, IMHO the second time around is not as good as the first - this was not the case this time
The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:
One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.
I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.
Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.
I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.
I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results
Good times however.
Went to mercado today and saw a new girl. Been there for about a week. First time up in Santa Barbara. She was in New York before. Service was ok. Not up to par with the girls that have been there recently. I will probably wait a few weeks before going back to see who else is getting put into rotation and find out if any of the past girls are comming back.
Stopped by Mercado again and say Gigi?
Mid-30's girl with medium sized bolt-ons - petite with a great butt. Very sexy with decent English skills -
Tough and rough massage, upon the flip, decided on it all. I thought I had a cover in my bag, but did not. She was the perfect size I like and wanted to screw, but had to use their wrap....you cannot feel a thing...there is something to be said about condoms rather than plastic wrap that is wrapped around and around.
Anyhow, finished our business and will never leave home without a glove...overall a good experience - I would repeat.
Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!
Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!I have been eyeing that location. Very busy- very open. Things getting too tight in this town.
M2
The first 2/3rds of my second encounter with Christy was pretty good. The last 1/3 was awful when she started acting like the cleanup crew at the hotel by Adelita's bar:
After a decent 10 min. massage and 15 min. of CBJ, and CFS in the two most basic positions: Mish and K9. all for a standard 1.4;
She had the audacity to knock several times on the shower door while I was cleaning up, for all of 5 minutes. Than I had to send her out the room as I finished drying off and dressed. I even locked her out!
Such rudeness is unexcusable, considering how much money I just gave her for very little of her time. She claimed she would get in trouble with the management if I was there for 40 min.
I actually asked for a 45 min. session in the beginning which she refused!
As I left, I said, "Shame on you for such rudeness."
I also told her I'd "like to speak to the management about their policy."
Jurassic
Well, I took one for the group. There's a reason why they advertise as the least expensive. Nice masasage but that's all!Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though.
Yep. Same experience. I was even standing at attention on the flip, and she just covered it with a towel. Massage good though. I had same experience- had to try it.
Got room with window in the door. Never had a good massage in a place with window on door. Massage was OK, but not great. She was very busy keeping the towel over me. Ending sucked. Then she asked for tip. Had nothing smaller than .1, wanted to only give 0.5 but gave it to her to keep my karma in check.
M2
Christy = bad.
Ask for someone else. She does have a sexy look, but she is not very nice, no effort, it's all about how much she can get from you for doing as little as possible.
Do yourself a favor and ask for someone else....Like her look? Then go on ahead - you've been warned. I think it's time to give this place a break until she goes away.
Anyone try Touch advertized in the News Press?
Last night I tried Jessica at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.
She's young thin, pretty, with hard implants, wearing a long ribbed green sweater dress down to her knees.
After 5 min. cursory massage, she asked me to flip and what I wanted?
She asked what I'd give her for CFS?
I offered the standard 1.0.
She informed me that I should pay 1.6 since she's young and pretty!
I declined. I had to show her my wallet was empty after 1.0.
At this point alarm bells were ringing inside of me, however Jurassic Junior got the better of me since he wanted to feel her from the inside.
She accepted the 1.0 and pulled her dress up to her shoulders, but wouldn't take it off. Quick HJ to get the cover on, brief rapid fire cbj and time for FS.
I had her climb aboard cowgirl. Her body was very pale and thin. A few minutes later and she wants to switch.
We proceed to k9, more KY added each transition.
We finish mish, her urging me to finish.
Although she's a very cute girl. Her implants were way too hard and big for her frame. There was no passion or chemistry and No Touching allowed.
I could barely lick her nipples.
Regretfully a very mechanical experience which immediately felt like a total waste of 1.4
I suppose that in the balance of things, these less than satisfactory experiences, help one to appreciate the truly exhilarating times.
Also the rugs in the entrance were completely rain soaked. Interesting that they get such leakage when there's a business up above them.
Michaelstewart
01-28-08, 10:15
Visited the Russian who advertises on CL as beautiful (she's not) and very fit. Very oily and inadequate massage. Topless, but don't touch there or anywhere. It's $1. 3. Don't recommend.
Major_George
01-29-08, 01:35
Visited the Russian who advertises on CL as beautiful (she's not) and very fit. Very oily and inadequate massage. Topless, but don't touch there or anywhere. It's $1. 3. Don't recommend.I saw her twice when driving through Santa Barbara. At the time she was in upstairs in the office complex next to the Wendy's on Hollister. She's fit and Russian, 6 on the looks. Her trick is a massage with a handshake at the end. The first time was OK, but the second time was a waste. I was getting ready to shoot but it was too quick, so I had her slow down. Three minutes later she complains about how long this is taking and leaves the room.
I agree with Michaelstewart. Save your money for a girl who works for it.
George
Went and had a session with Amy at Mercado. STAY AWAY is my recomendation. Rushed. Plus rough style of massage. And I like a firm massage but this girl takes firm to another level. She tweaked out my shoulder. Usually just go when my faves are working but took a chance.
I second what Slideguy had to say about Amy at Mercado: Too hard or careless on the massage and rushed FS. Also speaks little English.
I accidentally (?) saw her again two days later.
I had stopped by out of curiosity wanting to see what the other girl looked like wondering if I'd seen her before.
She was also a new girl Maggie (average looking), and took the monger who entered right before me.
Amy was playful and charming behind the window in her frock, flashing some B cup natural cleavage.
Negotiating before going to the room, I only had 1.2 on me. First she suggested I drive to the gas station down the street, than she said, come on back to the room, ready to go.
Just than another monger entered. I had decided to give her one more chance, since she was in a playful mood.
I told her wait one second and I'll grab a cover from my car.
30 sec. later and I see her starting to lead the guy into the back. I interrupted, wait a minute, I was here first!
Also she already had my .4 The other guy agreed.
So the session was better than the first. Although her massage was all finger tip soft touch. Which she did adeptly.
The Cbj was short-lived or perfunctory, however good suction and velocity. We only did two basic positions: Perpendicular table mish, k9 and back to mish.
I enjoyed that for awhile, ignoring her efforts to rush me. In fact I tell the girls, "don't rush me, I'm going to enjoy this."
Afterwards I continued to joke around with her and play with her as she cleaned up at the sink.
One thing I'd say she has going for her; her pussy felt pretty snug and tight. She does tend to make exasperated looking faces during the act.
Thus I'd say she enjoys negotiating and taking the money up front, much more than earning it.
She's definitely quirky, the kind of AMP girl I've run into who likes to mutter some things in Chinese to herself after the session. Not a GFE, NO touching, FIV or DFK.
Also doesn't moan like she's enjoying it.
She reminded me to bring her 1.0 next time for FS.
One way I broke the ice with her was throw in some Cantonese that a former girlfriend once taught me.
I'm in agreement about the Russian by Wendy's. She doesn't take direction well with her massage. It's her way or nothing. Her use of lotion (not oil) is very generous and touching is limited. Her in-call location is also a little shabby. Probably would see her only if price went down or was really desperate.
MasterPelican
04-12-08, 13:18
Was working in S. B. Last week and stumbled on Amy.
Had to get cash and return. Showed her all I had was 1 and she begrudgingly asked if I was equipped with latex, which I was not.
She comes back with a roll of saran wrap.
We then went 69 until she couldn't take it anymore [3 min? ] and then I fucked her standing up with her on the table.
She wouldn't do doggy-said I was too big?
So then I got on the table and did it mish.
The saran wrap held up well and I sucked on those big nips a little.
Next I will have a condom too enhance the experience.
Still hate looking at those flat gook asses though.
What is the deal with the new place? Its upstairs from where I pay rent when I am too late to mail it. Saw the neon sign in the window and thought O'rly.
Now that is not very nice. Korean girls generally don't have much of an rear, but you'll find many Chinese girls do. We never see Japanese girls doing this work.
Still hate looking at those flat gook asses though.
Drove by and it is RIGHT on Carillo - way too busy of a street - parking in back.
Converted house, lots of neon signs in front...Not sure I would try...anyone?
Drove by and it is RIGHT on Carillo - way too busy of a street - parking in back.
Converted house, lots of neon signs in front...Not sure I would try...anyone?The advertize as the Best Massage in Town. That's not even true, so so massage and that's it!
What is the deal with the new place? Its upstairs from where I pay rent when I am too late to mail it. Saw the neon sign in the window and thought O'rly.No one has any comment?
The place is still there.
No one has any comment?
The place is still there.
P,
There is NFW that I am going there- parking in front with the 101 to your left and the goodland's heavily traveled 4 lane road to the right. Way too much exposure. I would like to hear someone TOFTT, but it ain't me there now.
M2
Maybe I'll try it next time I get some extra bucks. The main problem is I only see it when I am paying rent so there goes all my money.
I already park in that lot and walk into the bottom building so the exposure never occurred to me.
Fellow Mongers,
Recently I have been getting more pressure to tip .6 for a HJ. Hold the line at 0.4. Tell em that 0.4 is all you got and if they can't take care of you, just finish the massage. Every single time they will give you what you want to get the .4 in their hands. I've had to do this the last 2 times at the merc. Their penalty is the won't let me fondle their breasts. Big whoop.
Monger Safe,
M2
I visited the place near the Hamburger Habitat twice recently: On Thanksgiving night, after having Turkey dinner with a friend at Harry's Plaza cafe in the afternoon and exactly two cocktails.
The sign facing the street was turned off, as all the surrounding businesses were closed for the holiday. Also they didn't answer their phone. But I took a chance and rang the bell to the back door from the parking lot. I could see a light on inside in the corner window by the laundry machines.
Moments later a skinny 20 something or early 30s Chinese girl (Ko Ko from San Francisco) answered and beckoned me inside. .4 for a half hour. After a rushed 5 minute massage she began the soft touch arousal technique. I reached for her thighs and she asked me to turn over. Asking if I wanted an HJ, I said I'd prefer FS and I had brought a cover. She agreed for 1.0 up front ("since she didn't know me" - although I had told her I was a regular and mentioned some names of other girls and one of the mamasans.)
She left the room for a moment, returned and dropped her dress. She wanted me to lay back, and she applied the cover to my flaccid staff, and began a cbj. I was stroking her back, butt and legs. To my surprise and great disappointment, suddenly I felt myself starting to orgasm, I told her to stop, but it was too late, I couldn't hold back. From soft, to coming in a matter of minutes.
Arrghh. I really had wanted to enjoy the full service with her.
Her response was to mount me cowgirl for a second. But it was pointless, since my rocket had already launched.
I asked her to please give me .2 back since it was all over so fast, and I had only had a cbj. She obliged. Also, I looked at the clock, and sure enough only 20 minutes had passed. I didn't bother asking for more massage, since typically they don't like that, and the quality is bad.
So she showed me to the door, and I felt disappointed that I'd spent 1.2 on such a quickie, that was over before it seemed to begin.
Jurassic
The Best Laid Plans Go Awry Sometimes - Part II
So I was reviewing USA Sex Guide and the Santa Barbara section, including the archives, and I found that sure enough our actions tend to follow our thoughts. I could not resist visiting an AMP even though it was close to closing time.
So I was back at the same place I mentioned on Thanksgiving, and my true favorite regular girl wasn't there. A tall, attractive Chinese girl with long silky hair who was dressed in jeans and a blouse answered and let me in. Using the lavatorie, I was debating wether I would go through with it, since funds are particularly tight right now.
In fact when I asked Jin Yee if my favorite was there, and she said no, next week, she acted like it was fine with her if we skipped a session. She started to walk me toward the door. But I had second thoughts, since she was quite a beauty and didn't seem to edgy or jaded.
Thus I convinced her that we should go ahead and have a session! She obliged, the usual .4 for 30 minutes. I encouraged her to change outfits, but she returned in her jeans. Her massage was better than the last girls, she actually put some effort and care into it, including scalp and face and spent about 15 minutes, as I had requested. She said it was only her second day there.
Her English seemed pretty good. When I reached for her during the massage, she said "relax, we'll get to that later."
After the flip and the request for FS with my cover. She readily agreed, and left the room for a longer while. Upon return, she asked me to wash my hands, which I obliged, and I enjoyed watching her remove her blouse and miracle bra, about an A plus cup. Stepping out of her jeans as I dried my hands.
So once again, she asks me to lie back on the table and she begins installing the cover on my relaxed staff. I'm enjoying stroking her skin, and she's sitting on the table next to me, so I cannot see the action, but it feels great.
Well dang it, lightning decided to strike twice, and the next thing I know, I'm reaching premature orgasm. I ask her to stop, and am using the squeeze technique, but it's too late again, Arrgghh!
The difference however, is that she didn't realize what had happened, so I sprang to my feet and did her mish for a while, but I had to hold on to the base of the condom while we went at it, also to maintain the hardness. So than I "faked" the orgasm, when I sensed things were wilting again.
This time I didn't make any request for a refund, and pretended everything was normal and good. She was cheerful and invited me back. But once again I was somewhat horrified at how quickly it was all over. Typically I like to flow from Mish, to Doggy, to Cowgirl, and sometimes sit in the chair and have a truly satisfying lapdance and generally finish Mish.
Possibly in my defense, I had taken Pseudoephedrine a couple of hours earlier due to Allergies. I noticed my heart racing when I felt the surge of adrenaline when I arrived and when I saw how cute she was.
Maybe it's the "new girl" phenomenon, being with a new gal. But I had better, more gratifying and successful sessions in the past. Perhaps it's because I haven't done the AMP scene much in the past 6 months for financial reasons, and having a part time girl friend.
It just surprises me, going from no wood, to orgasm in such a short span of time, and with a condom on! Something about the girl getting the pressure just right, as she's working the shaft into fullness. I suspect, it would be easier to control if I insist on standing, and they kneel.
Any other mongers with this kind of experience have any suggestions?
BTW, I had already done a "solo session" that afternoon (taking matters into my own hand) , although that was eight hours earlier.
Alex Mundo
01-05-09, 22:57
Got out of work early so I decided to check out the place on Ocean. Walk in and point to the sign for 1/2hr for .40. Lady in her 40's shows me to a room and leaves to let me get ready. Same lady walks in and finds me ready and covers me with a towel. So-So massage...too firm for my tastes. On the flip she makes it a point to notice me standing at attention. I signal her to finish me off. She asks, "Police?" I shake my head. She says, "Forty." I point to her mouth and she shakes her head no. I say, "Twenty." She proceeds with a handshake and gets the job done.
Not worth a trip here. But if your in town, well then why not.
Got out of work early so I decided to check out the place on Ocean. Walk in and point to the sign for 1/2hr for .40. Lady in her 40's shows me to a room and leaves to let me get ready. Same lady walks in and finds me ready and covers me with a towel. So-So massage...too firm for my tastes. On the flip she makes it a point to notice me standing at attention. I signal her to finish me off. She asks, "Police?" I shake my head. She says, "Forty." I point to her mouth and she shakes her head no. I say, "Twenty." She proceeds with a handshake and gets the job done.
Not worth a trip here. But if your in town, well then why not.$60 for a HS is cheap now n days...
I've been to AMPs in many different states and received FS at quite a few. Obviously its easy to find in Oxnard, and I've even been lucky 3 out of 4 times in Monterey, but I have found nothing but a HS in north Santa Barbara County. Is there any FS available in Santa Maria/Buellton/SLO/Pismo/Lompoc? I've seen a couple local escorts who were good, but not as convienient as walking in without an appointment.
Jurassic,
Sorry to hear about that. What about one little nip or a shot before you go in (with lots of gum)?
In part 2, you mentioned that it happened as you were getting up. In a way you are more sensitive then - if you could just make it to hardness, you'd be alright... Also, what about ED meds, so you are solid - and free to take your mind off the matter..?
Anyway, good luck.
Asiangreeklvr
05-04-09, 18:19
Just wanted you all to know that I went by and saw "lisa" at this place and she is a ship in product from out of town - this week only. She wore a very skimpy sun dress with visible g string. skinny body, got naked while she gave me a HE. Said If I brought the cover she would have loved to go for a ride. Again - this week only... thought you should know.
Accord Cd5
05-11-09, 01:37
Just wanted you all to know that I went by and saw "lisa" at this place and she is a ship in product from out of town - this week only. She wore a very skimpy sun dress with visible g string. skinny body, got naked while she gave me a HE. Said If I brought the cover she would have loved to go for a ride. Again - this week only... thought you should know.Where is "This place?". I would sincerely appreciate finding out. Feel free to PM me. looking to go get a massage this week.
Thanks
Accord Cd5
05-11-09, 01:38
Where is "This Place? " in Goleta? Really interested in finding out.
Thanks, greatly appreciated.
Asiangreeklvr
05-11-09, 17:31
Went back today and found Leelee... shes there till friday - worth going.
To those with almost no posts - read the forum the answers are out there.
Accord Cd5
06-01-09, 19:59
Thanks for the feedback.
Did not see it in the title.
Will look more closely next time.
Keep the reports coming!
Cash Value
06-04-09, 23:19
Both girls I have had there wore dresses. First one Kitty, long black hair, big ass. The other one dont remember the name but thin and hot. Long hair too. Do the half and BYOC or youll get plastic wrap and no FS.
Asiangreeklvr
06-08-09, 13:44
CashValue - what did you pay for the byoc service?
Cash Value
06-09-09, 14:04
Paid 80 every time I have been there. They want more but that's all I bring. I still get what I want. I brought some Chinese candy last time, boy was she happy.
Goleta - I went to Ocean, OK massage but that's it! there is certianly better places out there.
Asiangreeklvr
06-18-09, 13:41
Malo - thanks for the report, this place was on my toftt list. We owe you one.
Cash Value
06-19-09, 00:46
Goleta - I went to Ocean, OK massage but that's it! there is certianly better places out there.Sorry could have told you about that place. Dont know why its still there?
In complete agreement about Ocean.
There are better places out there.
South County
07-15-09, 19:28
Hey guys,
I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.
Then on the flip, the girl started rubbing the boys really good. I was thinking this was going to be good. After about ten minutes of good ball rubbing, she says my times up. Wtf? She asked if I wanted water and left the room.
I got up and put my clothes on and tipped her 3 bucks. What a tease!
Hey guys,
I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.
Then on the flip, the girl started rubbing the boys really good. I was thinking this was going to be good. After about ten minutes of good ball rubbing, she says my times up. Wtf? She asked if I wanted water and left the room.
I got up and put my clothes on and tipped her 3 bucks. What a tease!
Bummer - Sounds like you tipped her too much!
Hey guys,
I spent the night in SB on Monday night. Looked for a parlor and found the place off Calle Real and Patterson (I think) Good massage with little teasing.Last time I was there I recieved good service, Haven't been back though, not good parking and too busy os a street.
Way to go SC. That reminds me of what my dad taught me about tipping in a restaurant. If the service is good tip 20%. If half-assed, tip 10%. If bad, tip nothing and if really bad tip 2 cents! 3 bucks is close enough to 2 cents for me........LDP
Way to go SC. That reminds me of what my dad taught me about tipping in a restaurant. If the service is good tip 20%. If half-assed, tip 10%. If bad, tip nothing and if really bad tip 2 cents! 3 bucks is close enough to 2 cents for me........LDP
That's correct - if you leave nothing they figure you are a cheap Charlie or forgot. Leaving a few cents lets them know you were unhappy
Rob Bobroy
08-21-09, 12:10
Ltl FTP
Every AMP in the SB and Goleta area offers extras of one sort or another. It is a small town, so I will be kind of general, but would be glad to exchange information on private messages
The $42 place downtown: a handshake is available depsite what people say, but the provider is not very attractive. Massage is decent. Go there if you want a cheap massage but don't go for the extras.
Upper State near the Chinese restaurant: recently reopened. Handshake available maybe more. Provider is friendly but only so-so looking. Massage is lame. Skip.
Even farther up State, in the back of the mall: Often has hot looking girls, everything is available, massage is a joke, and the main problem is the rush, rush, rush attitude. Go there if eye candy and FS is what is most imporant to you and you don't mind being rushed.
Goleta on the Calle Real side: Good massage, older providers, handshake available but not on the first visit and nothing else beyond. Good if you want a good massage but expect no extras on the first visit and no eye candy.
Goleta near the paint store: Variable in all respects. Some providers are hot, others are not. Some do good massage, others no. Some offer nothing the first time, some handshake only and some will do more. Don't expect too much on the first visit and hope you get lucky with a hot girl.
Goleta near the local burger place: Reliable. Providers are generally decent looking, not too hot or too ugly. Everything is available and the massage is decent too. Atmosphere is kind of dank and depressing. Still might be the best bet out there for the combination of factors.
Goleta upstairs: Old ladys. Handshake available if you like the GILF scene. Massage is good. I have this one in the avoid category.
Did I forget anything?
Overall, the SB scene is better than SM or Ventura, but inferior to Oxnard. SM has a couple places but the girls are not hot. Ventura has a bunch of places but the girls are not hot. Oxnard is AMP and LMP heaven, but a long drive.
I am bored with the scene and I would like to know if there are other options out there, hidden AMPs, AAMPs or private providers. PM me if you would like to share.
Rob
First thing, if you are travelling by Amtrak like me on this trip, DO NOT fall for the stone's throw proximity to the station trap that is the seductively low priced State St Hotel. It's an un-airconditioned toilet with rules against guests visiting your room.
Second thing, if you go to El Marcado you can find a real skilled provider in the AMP there - her oratory skills are top-notch but her face is frankly ugly. Goes by YoYO.
I went there, the girls were fired. Sad. The owner found girls' name on this site. Please don't post anything on site anymore to protect them. Site like this has been monitored by either shop owner or public. So if you still want go and enjoy be relaxed, never post anything on site anymore. Hope Aisagreeklvr understand.
This girl is fired by owner.
All girls changed.
Asiangreeklvr
10-07-09, 16:55
This girl is fired by owner.
All girls changed.
Okay - no more intel about this place in the forum then. Although this post and poster seems like it's an owner or worker at the place.
If that's the case, can you msg me direct and let me know what's up? It would be nice to know whats going on in there, ie., who's there, who coming, for how long, what they look like, how old they are... etc.. I obviously go often and would appreciate this courtesy.
Cash Value
10-14-09, 17:20
This is the closest forum so: was driving down from SF last week. Flew up with a buddy for job related crap. But drove down cause we had lots of time. SO we stopped at a few places. BTW SF AMPs are pretty good. Anyway stopped in Paso Robles and tried someplace on 7th street. Cheap, 45 an hour. Both girls were ok looking. I had a real good massage with lots of touching all over. While I was getting mine we both herad a woman come in and ask about a massage. Weird, first time for me but sounded good. So after my buddy tries a pvt girl named Vicky. He said (same town btw) she had long blonde hair but was pretty chunky. Said good massage and everything was available with her. Said her place was nice too. He said he hasnt screwed a larg girl for some time so it was fun. I tried an ad that said experienced Chinese massage. It was down from the walmart in town. She worked out of her house too. Older, dressed so that you could touch and feel. Massage was good and everything offered. I got a BJ and she was good. Told her ot suck good and use lots of toungue. She said she likes doing it. I told her if she did good I could cum every week. Big lie!
So then we stopped in lompoc and tried 2 AMPs there. Useless since they didn't look good and massage was average. HJ was offered but why bother. Thats it.
BeachDude_805
10-23-09, 15:41
This is the closest forum so: was driving down from SF last week. Flew up with a buddy for job related crap. But drove down cause we had lots of time. SO we stopped at a few places. BTW SF AMPs are pretty good. Anyway stopped in Paso Robles and tried someplace on 7th street. Cheap, 45 an hour. Both girls were ok looking. I had a real good massage with lots of touching all over. While I was getting mine we both herad a woman come in and ask about a massage. Weird, first time for me but sounded good. So after my buddy tries a pvt girl named Vicky. He said (same town btw) she had long blonde hair but was pretty chunky. Said good massage and everything was available with her. Said her place was nice too. He said he hasnt screwed a larg girl for some time so it was fun. I tried an ad that said experienced Chinese massage. It was down from the walmart in town. She worked out of her house too. Older, dressed so that you could touch and feel. Massage was good and everything offered. I got a BJ and she was good. Told her ot suck good and use lots of toungue. She said she likes doing it. I told her if she did good I could cum every week. Big lie!
So then we stopped in lompoc and tried 2 AMPs there. Useless since they didn't look good and massage was average. HJ was offered but why bother. Thats it.Thanks for sharing, we don't get many reports for San Luis Obispo County on this board. I'll have to make a visit the Experienced Chinese Massage location.
Cash Value
02-06-10, 18:51
1321 Price Street Pismo Beach
mid aged ok looking. Cheap 50 for an hour. Small place, girl was nice but just ok. Ok massage, on flip she went for it. Told me please come back cause they are slow. Told her if she wore a short skirt she would be busy. I told her she has a nice ass and should let guys play with it a bit. Left her 40 and got a kiss.
BTW this sure is the deadest forum, guess there are no pervs in this area.
Anyone visited this place in Goleta?
They've had an ad in NP for a while.
Cash Value
03-02-10, 23:52
My buddy was in monterey and on the way home he said he stopped in a few places. First he stopped in san luis obispo and got he newtimes paper. he tried 2 places both asian and said both were legit. Went to monterey and tried a place near his hotel which he walked out of when a 250 pound asian lady said come in baby. I laughed at his story. So anyway on the way back down to LA he tired the place on 7th street in paso. Said it was a good massage and the girl was mid 30's. She told him the owner watched them like a hawk. Door was ajar and it got busy. She told him boss is busy and started to do a reach under. She unzipped her pants and stuck his hand in it. Then asked him for tip up front. She did the reach under HE while he finger banged her. So after that place he saw an ad for a lady asian on OAK street. Said its past the walmart. Wow walmart everywhere, said it was a house and she looked pretty good. Had on soft spandix tights and looked like she had good size tits. Good massage all over, wasnt afraid to get in the cracks. He says her ass was tight and round and she didnt mind him rubbing and squeezing. Did good ass work and some crotch rubs. After he flipped his hands were all over her ass and between her legs. She massage all around his stuff then asked if it was good. He took her hand and son as it was near his cock she grabbed it and did a nice and slow crank. She wouldnt get naked only HE. Says good for the area. 60/40 oh and said she looked good for around 30.
Cash Value
03-07-10, 11:20
I cant believe that there are like 10 massage places in this town and they are all legit?
There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.
This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.
3 girls working.
About 4 massage rooms.
I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.
.5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS
The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.
The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.
Check it out.
Nice to have some new alternatives.
Jurassic
Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!
Dgoesinyours
03-16-10, 10:53
You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.
There is a new Oriental Health Center right next to Ming Dynasty, in the Kmart shopping center, Storke Rd.
This place is brand new, very clean, large rooms.
3 girls working.
About 4 massage rooms.
I saw an old favorite who used to work at the place next to the Hamburger Habit.
.5 for 45 min. 1.0 FS
The 3 girls working, looked good, 23 - 33 y.o. age range.
The girls are hungry for business, said it has been very slow. Open for one week.
Check it out.
Nice to have some new alternatives.
Jurassic
Could be nice to have some Chinese than go next door for some Chinese food!
Asiangreeklvr
03-16-10, 13:17
Jurassic -
Been a long time. We have to meet up in TJ again sometime.
Thanks for the TOFTT. I will certainly go now.
Cya
You have to be kiddiing it os on 'Stroke Rd'.It also takes you to UCSB campus. Take STROKE rd, to HIV, I mean IV, or to Fu*k Towers, I mean Fransico Towers for some nice co-eds
Asiangreeklvr
05-13-10, 17:56
I went to my spot this week and had a great session with a dirty talking japanese "Jenny". If you do not know what my spot is... rtff
1.4 was the damage and all the motions were provided. She even supplied the hat... F that saran wrap... She was tight and really great.
Shes on the one week rotation so you have little time.
Money Is Cool
06-22-10, 02:07
I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. Went to New Life Massage on Hollister, went in and paid 60 for a full hour massage. Got this Chinese girl (forgot her name), who was in her 30s with a nice rack, giving me a great massage for about half an hour, then later finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips. I'd def visit back, since a real massage before HE is my thing. And she did very well. (although she said she was going to be gone in 15 days)
In the next couple days, I tried to go back to New Life again but there seemed to be too much going on outside the MP (constructions or some sort). So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center which is less than a min away from New Life. Went in, paid 60 at door, got taken into a room by this Chinese lady. Alright looking, dressed in black skirt with a nice curved ass. Once we started, she went straight to the point without a real massage. Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. The crappy thing happened that the mamassan outside started yelling stuff to her in Chinese. Basically what happened was that someone called a while ago and scheduled an appointment with her, but she thought I was that person. So the actual caller showed up and was waiting on her, therefore she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.
Not a good experience, but probably would visit back and make an appointment first. Then I'm guessing it'll def be a great fuck.
I've just starting exploring the massage parlors in Goleta a couple weeks ago. ...finished with an OK HJ. Paid extra 60 for tips.
So I decided to go to Goleta Health Center ... paid 60 at door,.... Asking if if I wanted to do it all. I said yeah, then she started undressing and asked for 200. I negotiated down to 150 and she started working it. First HJ, then BBBJ, then she laid down for me to do MISH. ... she wanted me to finish quick. Which I was unable to do so, and it all ended with me leaving blue balls.
Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at .4 then if she gives you extras, maybe .6. Tell them 0.4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. for BJTC, maybe 1.2 for FS but often get that for 0.8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1.5 with admission you paid 2.1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.
Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1.5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right
Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc
If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.
Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.
M2
I loved the former AMP on this site, Footbath, which closed a while back, and was happy to see an AMP reopen in same location. Finally got chance to go in, asked for hour and got put in the room on the State St side, which had a window to the waiting area. That was bad sign #1. Got Angel, a middle aged asian as the massuese. She gave OK massage but no response to my incidental touches, and no taking care of business. Very unhappy ending. Would have tipped her 0.1 if I had one, gave her .2 just to prevent her from following me out the backdoor screaming for a tip. Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection between me and her or if this place is trying to make it by being legit.
M2
Money Is Cool
09-13-10, 03:02
Sorry been traveling, just came back to the States. Thanks for the advice. How's the scene in SB lately?
Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at $40 then if she gives you extras, maybe. 6. Tell them 0. 4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. For BJTC, maybe 1. 2 for FS but often get that for 0. 8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1. 5 with admission you paid 2. 1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.
Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1. 5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right
Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc
If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.
Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.
M2
...Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection...
M2
Fellow Mongers,
Did the repeat, got Angel again but she had much better attitude and service. This experience proves the old saying "if at first you don't succeed, try again" and thankfully massage handily ended happily.
Scene in SB remains good.
Safe mongering,
M2
This was my first attempt ever at this, so I made a few rookie mistakes. I overpaid because I was nervous and just let her walk all over me. Never again!
The place itself was nice and private, walked in, mamasan asked if I wanted a massage, how long, took the money and showed me into a room. I sat there for a while feeling nervous and the provider came in. Middle aged, not bad looking, tight jeans, but a little chubby for me. It didn't matter at the time, because I was too horny to care.
She gave me a weird look and told me to get comfortable, take off yc clothes and she'll be right back. So I get naked and lie on the table. She comes back and asks me a few questions while giving me the initial rubdown "Is this your first time? Are you Nervous? " etc. I answered yes on both counts and stated to relax. The massage was good, nice hard hands to get the knots out, and plenty of brushing up against the boys. This went on for a while, and by the time she told me to turn over, junior was at full attention.
She puts her hand on my stomach and makes a jerking motion with the other hand. I nod yeah, and she asks how much I will tip. I low ball (20? And she shakes her head disdainfully and tells me no, .4! I agree to that, the ask how much more for a BJ. She says.6 and I agree because if I wanted a handjob, I'd just go home and give myself one.
She puts on the condom and lifts up her shirt so I can play with her tits. They were nice and big, but a little saggy. She bends over and starts to blow me, pulling her pants down at the same time. I reach over for a little touchy-feely, but she moves away any time I go for kitty. I rub her ass while she sucks me off, and I pop within a few minutes.
She cleans me up and gives a nice little after massage / rubdown with towels. When we're done, she brings me some water and once I'm dressed I get a big hug and a smile. Overall not bad, she could've been prettier, and if I was a little more insistent, the whole thing could've been cheaper, but it was a good time anyway.
Been wanting to check it out for a while ever since I saw it go up. Made the trip out last week.
Not the best selection of staff the day I was there. Settled for a Japanese girl. Never had seen a Japanese girl before; usually just the typical Korean or Chinese (Han). What she lacked in the face she made up with soft but strong hands.
Decent rub down. Nice thin body with full C fakies that were well done. Good vocal performance; not to over the top where its obvious she's faking it. So good that I finished in the first position, missionary, pretty quick. She finished up with some more massage. Used the whole hour. Left. 8 out for her which she very politely thanked me. Nice hug on the way out.
Probably wouldn't repeat with her unless there wasn't another choice. The face was just not happening for me. Luckily the room was low lit. It is probably the nicest interior of any of the other local AMP's. The table was fairly comfortable too. Will go back but I'll call first to check on the available staff.
Illinois Guy
12-11-10, 20:26
Had a dream this afternoon that I visited the Sunset asian spa on Spring around 1600 block. Very nice. Great table shower. Nice light Massage. Coco is wonderful. Glad to say more back channel.
Thanks for the report SG,
Have you noticed how crowded that location is getting?
New place a couple doors away.
Swung by the AMP in the Mercado and saw sherrifs car parked in front around 1PM. Tried calling about hour later, no answer. This may be a bad sign.
M2
Swung by the AMP in the Mercado and saw sherrifs car parked in front around 1PM. Tried calling about hour later, no answer. This may be a bad sign.
M2Apparently just bad coincidence. Visited the other day and got excellent massage by able and willing Mimi with a very nice set of D's.
M2
Not that anyone will miss it, but the place on Carrillo is gone.
Place completely empty.
No real surprise from guys have said on this board.
Rob Bobroy
06-17-11, 16:17
I noticed a new place called Chinese Dragon Massage at 4010 Calle Real, I think where the gun shop used to be.
Does anyone know whether this is a good place to go? Don't be too specific on the public forum. Or PM me with details. I have information to trade on virtually every other place in the area.
Rob Bobroy
06-28-11, 14:53
Closer inpsection of the place reveals a "opening soon" sign in the window.
Just saw this under BP 'Theraputic'
http://santabarbara.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/june-30th-grand-opening-little-rainbow-foot-spa-on-downtown-state-st/2293143
They also post on CL Theraputic.
Same as Goleta Rainbow, anyone been to that one?
Rob Bobroy
07-06-11, 17:49
Goleta Rainbow is the legit operation. The less theraputic massages occur in the place a couple doors down, which is commonly owned. So I woudl suspect the new Rainbow operation opening downtown will be legit too. I will probably try it anyway. The worst case scenario is a massage, after all.
Goleta Rainbow is the legit operation. The less theraputic massages occur in the place a couple doors down, which is commonly owned. So I woudl suspect the new Rainbow operation opening downtown will be legit too. I will probably try it anyway. The worst case scenario is a massage, after all.How was the massage?
Goleta Rainbow is the legit operation. The less theraputic massages occur in the place a couple doors down, which is commonly owned. So I woudl suspect the new Rainbow operation opening downtown will be legit too. I will probably try it anyway. The worst case scenario is a massage, after all.Yup, totally legit.
Took a stroll by there and it is completely open
Rob Bobroy
07-08-11, 13:35
How was the massage?Didn't go but its probably decent. I have heard good reports on legit massage from the other Goleta Rainbow. But legit massage is not my thing.
Rob Bobroy
07-25-11, 15:51
I went there. MMS is friendly, forgot her name. Gave me Anna, who was also friendly but kind of older. Massage was good not great. My sense is that extras are available, but I was not motivated to go for it. On the way out, MMS introduced me to another girl who was younger for "next time." Might repeat, might not.
Any word on the AMP in Carpinteria?
Wasn't sure if it was even open.
Luv Da Latinas
08-06-11, 15:55
Guys I know this is the wrong forum, but the CL forum looks like it hasn't been used lately. If I could ask for suggestions on notels in Santa Barbara near the 101 and State street, I would appreciate it. Me and a gal I know going to go up to Chumash and I want to stop off somewhere along State St. There's an old dumpy notel right there but does that place do hourly rates? Any info regarding that place or suggestion for other places would be most appreciated.
BigJohnJones
08-07-11, 23:47
Anyone know anything about that new place in SLO that is having a grand opening now?
Rob Bobroy
08-09-11, 13:44
Guys I know this is the wrong forum, but the CL forum looks like it hasn't been used lately. If I could ask for suggestions on notels in Santa Barbara near the 101 and State street, I would appreciate it. Me and a gal I know going to go up to Chumash and I want to stop off somewhere along State St. There's an old dumpy notel right there but does that place do hourly rates? Any info regarding that place or suggestion for other places would be most appreciated.There are no hourly motels in SB area as far as I know. Anything under 100 is good. Even Motel 6 is near 100 here.
Went by this new place to check it out. Only one women working, Christy. Cute face, ok bod. Went for the half hour. The massage was nice with plenty of passes in the right areas. Even brought out the hot stones. Never had that before so it surprised me.
Figured it was going to be like Rob reported before but that was ok since it was a good massage. She had me turn over and after some chest and leg massaging she started rubbing the right area and smiling at me. She let my hands roam but nothing too heavy.
Had me going real good and said 'ok, times up' pointed to the clock and I thought she asked how I wanted to finish. I made the sign for Hand. For the first time ever for me, she said 'you finish'. Tried to talk her into finishing for me but it was not going to happen. Overall though, still ok. .4 for the half and I gave her. 2 more. I'll try it again. At the very least, a nice massage. It's a bummer when there is only one woman working though, she had to go answer the door and the phone.
Rob Bobroy
08-19-11, 13:15
Macarth's post got me thinking and wondering if this place is all tease and no action. So, I decided "I shall return".
I returned and did get the basic extras. I am not going to post details since this is a public board and SB is a small town, but the extras are there in case you were wondering.
I just had an extended session with Jenny who worked in Goleta. I happened upon here by accident at another AMP. She loves to have her clit sucked and munched on. Very cool older asian lady. She is always very vocal and can come a half dozen time orally. She is pushing 50, extremely youthful body but a fugly face. She can suck the chrome (BBBJCIM) of a trailer hitch. Trusted regulars or senior please PM me for details if interested. A little 411 would be appreciated in return.
Paid a visit to Mulan recently. Nice rooms, friendly staff.
Gave. 50 for hr after mentioning. 10 discount when mentioning online ad.
Was shown to room and got ready. In walked another gal to do the massage. She asked 'you been here before? ', I tried to say 'no' and she said 'oh yes'. I thought that was funny.
She gave a nice massage, slight brushing in the right places but not much. After the flip she did some leg massage and then started playing, that woke things up. I asked her name and she said Linda (I've seen more Lindas than any other 'name') She motioned HE and asked 'you want? '. I motioned BJ and we settled on. 6. She left the room and came back with the old seran wrap cover. WHAA? I wanted her to take off her top but she only pulled up her top and bra. She has the nicest tits with huge nipples, very enjoyable.
She did a nice job though, maybe next time I'll bring my own 'standard' cover.
Not sure if more is available but that could be fun with 'Linda'.
Does anyone have any info on AMPs in Santa Maria or Nipomo? I've seen one or two but am unsure about them. Obviously I don't want to be in one if it gets raided. So any info would be greatly appreciated.
Dream Line
04-30-12, 01:29
Was greeted this eve by MS. Led to first room and got ready.
Cpl minutes later in walks "JC"- late 20's? Kinda dark in the room. Looks 5, body 6. 5.
Asks hard or soft. I had a long day, I wanted to relax so I opted soft. I am suprised no TS was offered, I am from MD so I don't know if you don't have that out here or just becasue of the area set up it wasnt avail.
She started off for about 10-15min with some pushing style massage (if you call it that) I was getting extremely dissappointed and thought to myself I am only here for one reason anyway.
After 15 she abruptly leaves the room? Comes back, apologises and proceeds to lotion me up. From that point on she actually gives me a great massage. Things are looking up.
After a while on the pretty decent massage the flip. About 10min of a pretty good massage and some roaming close to the spot on top the towel. I open my eyes, she looks at me and says "ok?" I said YES, LOL.
No offer for extras just proceeds with a heavy lotion up with both hands. I was a little dissappointed. At first.
5 minutes into it, her second hand roams down my crack toward my AH. Now, this said, I've never had a prostate massage but have always wanted and wondered.
She continues the stroke while rubbing the starfish and I will tell you I wasnt upset over it.
As it went on she adjusted speed up and down to match my needs. When the time came I erupted nicely with her stroking vigorously in two areas.
Needless to say I left very happy.
Evansville Man
05-10-12, 21:54
I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.
Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?
Thanks in advance!
Evansville Man.
Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it!
I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.
Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?
Thanks in advance!
Evansville Man.
Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it!I hope you have a great time. BTW, for you and anyone else asking, Jenny in Ventura (previously of Goleta) is on vacation.
Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.
Luckystonewood
08-24-12, 23:03
Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.Try Ocean Breeze, SE corner of Chapel St and Elizabeth St. It is its own building among a medical building and residential area. The sister Spa is Nipomo in a strip mall at SW corner of Orchard and Division, in the back near the car wash (Mandarin Spa). Some of the ladies have rotated out since my last visit. Also try Apple in Nipomo on Teft. Table shower is offered there and they are Korean. There are several places in SM but haven't tried the others.
LS
Just wanted to post about my revisit to Storke. Was greeted by Amy and led to a smaller room than previously but had a comfy table. Had a little chit chat about my day and settled on what I wanted off the menu. Then off to the races. I was impressed by Amy's performance and dexterity as we moved about. She must have had a longer day than me because she wore out quicker than I hoped. Looks 7. Performance 7 (could have been better perhaps if I was able to come earlier in the day). Therapeutic 7. She has command of a firm but relaxing touch. Would repeat but she said she was going back to LA in a few days. Guess they're cycling through within 7-10 days? Again, a well kept establishment. Sparse (which is typical) but clean in appearance.
Hobby knob
09-15-12, 13:05
Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.I've been to the place in Nipomo two times. Nice table shower. Ended happy.
Has anyone been to the new massage place in Carpinteria? Not the one by Taco Grande, but the one by Reyes Market. I drove by yesterday but there was a bad car wreck out front as I drove up. One of the providers was outside snapping photos. I thought it looks like bad karma and I certainly don't want my photo taken, so I continued on.
Has anyone been to the new massage place in Carpinteria? Not the one by Taco Grande, but the one by Reyes Market. I drove by yesterday but there was a bad car wreck out front as I drove up. One of the providers was outside snapping photos. I thought it looks like bad karma and I certainly don't want my photo taken, so I continued on.Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.
Luckystonewood
09-16-12, 23:04
Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.Bummer. Some places with some quality Latina girls would be a good add to the area on the Central Coast!
LS
Don't waste your time. It is a legit massage place.Yup.
Read on the Ventura board that Grace used to work at Sun Spa in Ventura.
Got a couple massages from her in Carp but no more. I even asked if she used to work in Ventura, she denied.
She does give a good massage though.
FooBarBaz2
09-30-12, 01:42
Looks like Mulan is closed. Anybody know why? Busted, lost lease?
This forum needed a post so here it is.
Bummer about Mulan, I liked that place.
There is a new place advertising on BP and CL.
They are on BP under 'Massage' and on CL under 'Therapeutic'
The interesting thing is they advertise 'Showers available'.
Jing Wu Spa on Chapala St
If I get by there, I'll certainly post a report
Mc
Long time Lurker, first time poster. Just thought I would share that I have been having some good luck at AMP's in santa maria. Menu choices vary depending on which you go to though as do the providers.
For those who have advised that it is a strictly legitimate place, I think it is not. It may be a "don't waste your time" place, but I'm not so sure. I've had two experiences there so far that, for lack of a better word, I would qualify as weird. Yet I think the place has potential. Stay tuned.
Was in Morro Bay and checked out a place. Unfortunately they told me appt only today. They were booked solid. From what I saw inside, multiple beds right at the entrance, no partitions, no rooms nothing. Too legit. Mamasan & her son? Were running the place with only one client on one bed. I was told there was another place right off the fwy and it was owned by the same family but that'll have to be another day.
http://santabarbara.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sacred-body-alchemy-40/2781351
She seems interesting, could be far better than a typical AMP. There's no pricing information listed, so I'm guessing its outrageous like the Bendy girl. I'm drawn to Independant lady's that give a great massage but also know how to have some sensual fun. I'm thinking about giving her a call when I'm in tow next week. Anyone have any info on her or any other Indys in the area?
T-Man
No, not expensive like Bendy Girl. Saw her when she first started doing this type massage, maybe 2 yrs ago. At that time is was $1. 0 for hr massage with HE. She has great hands and knows how to give a nice massage. She offered a 'mutual massage' once but did not give a price. She not a looker and she's not small but very friendly. Other options: Sofia, was out of town but may be back by the time you are around Lizbeth will do outcall to SB, never seen her but she gets good reviews, if you see her make sure and share your experience.
I've always had a good experience at natural heeling in the el Mercardo plaza. Usually late 20's to mid 30's girls. Sofia on back page is the best bargain she will pretty let you do anything and gives you multiple pops. I also see Syren on back page a lot never tried her but she looks interesting. Anyone have any experience with her.
http://santabarbara.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/high-standards-former-adult-film-star-syrenwylde-37/3087837
You usually can't go wrong with natural healing in the el mercardo plaza usually good looking women late 20's to mid 30's. Sofia on backpage is a bargain if you don't mind bigger girls.
Yesterday while driving by I noticed that the Storke place was closed with a skip out front and some of the windows papered up. I don't know if they are doing remodeling or something or if this place is closing.
Yesterday while driving by I noticed that the Storke place was closed with a skip out front and some of the windows papered up. I don't know if they are doing remodeling or something or if this place is closing.I drove by the other day and noticed that it's still out of commission. The windows aren't covered anymore and it seems empty inside.
Sad to see the Merc closed- blinds in windows down and you could see inside gutted. In addition, also read that two Goleta parlors were closed..
http://www.independent.com/news/2013/dec/16/massage-parlor-employees-cited-solicitation-prosti/
Text of article reads:
Massage Parlor Employees Cited for Solicitation of Prostitution.
Goleta Locations Visited by Undercover Detectives During Sting Operation.
Monday, December 16,2013.
By Indy Staff.
Santa Barbara county and Goleta city officials cited four people at two massage parlors last week after undercover detectives were solicited for sex during an ongoing sting operation.
At New Life Day Spa in the 5600 block of Calle Real, 52-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited and released for solicitation of prostitution and 54-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited for multiple labor code violations. At Total Relax Massage in the 5700 block of Hollister Avenue, 53-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant]was cited and released for solicitation of prostitution and 52-year-old [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] was cited for multiple labor code violations.
The search warrants were carried out by the Sheriff's Office Special Investigations Bureau with assistance from the District Attorney's Office, City of Goleta Code Enforcement, and California's Employment Development Department.
"If you have information regarding criminal activity at these massage parlors or other similar types of businesses," said Sheriff's spokesperson [nameremovedtobeboardcompliant] in a prepared statement, "you are asked to call the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office Special Investigations Bureau at (805) 681-4175 or you can leave an anonymous tip at (805) 681-4171.
This is not good.
Interesting that they busted people with Chinese names. Usually girls working these AMPs are "Lucy" or "Amy" or "CoCo" or "Julie" or some other good old American name.
Stay safe and smart. We need to protect the few remaining spots that still are in business.
M2.
I hit them shortly after it opened, I was underwhelmed.
They are advertising BP and CL a lot lately, claiming to be 'new' an have gorgeous girls.
I'm wondering if it's worth revisiting.
MmcGreggor
10-12-14, 17:23
OK, this forums is pretty dead, but recently noticed it.
OK, this forums is pretty dead, but recently noticed it.MmcGreggor, I checked it out in hope it would offer extras, but it had the same legit massage that all the other places in operation in Santa Barbara / Goleta have lately. Decent massage, nothing more, like all the rest that LE has let keep running.
M2.
Over the past few months I visited a few AMPs in SB.
Made a 2nd visit to the on on Chapala. This was the same experience as the 1st visit. Weak massage by an unattractive not so young woman named Tina. The HE finish was nothing special. I do not recommend.
Tried Interwoven. What is funny is that there is a website for this place but it is a legit massage health provider, same address and phone no. Back to my visit. Went for the hour, got Lily. She is tall, thin and attractive, wearing shorts and a simple shirt. Gives a nice massage, really liked the brushing of her hair on my back. On the flip, she was going close to the boys and then I started rubbing her legs and then up her shorts, no resistance. As I went for her box she said 'period, sorry'. Then she pulled up her shirt on one side and then her bra and let me play with her tits. Nice finish, then she cleaned up. I will be back.
The 3rd place was a bit of a surprise. Is the on on Milpas. It is rather upscale, not like a typical parlor.
My first visit was just to get a legit massage because the place looked interesting. I got a very good legit massage by a very cute very tiny young girl. She would stand on the table to do the massage but no extras. In fact, I did not try.
2nd visit I opted for the 30 min body scrub with 30 min massage. The body scrub was covered by some paper shorts. The gal was nothing special but she wore a glove, saying she had some condition with her hand. The massage was pretty good, not as good as the first one, again, no extras.
3rd visit got another very good massage. This time there was rubbing very close to the boys, I thought maybe things would be different, but again no extras.
I had decided there was nothing to be had here and that was ok because I could get a nice massage for a reasonable price. Went a 4th time expecting a nice legit massage. Started out that way with more close rubs while on my belly, felt nice so I lifted and she rubbed a little more and a little further. On the flip I was semi and after some chest rubbing she moved in on the boys. I was pleasantly surprised to get a nice HE. She cleaned up and even gave a little face massage to end the session.
Sorry for the long post.
It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.
Discreet1965
04-18-16, 14:45
It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.It is a semi legit massage + HJ place. Been there a couple of times. Maybe you look like LE. Most Asian massage places in Santa Barbara and Goleta are similar. Though more is available at some Goleta places if you read the reviews at various sites.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.
It is a semi legit massage + HJ place.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.See my post two back, I reported on Chapala and Haley. I will add that I go to Haley fairly frequently and it's been awhile since I got anything. I usually go in the daytime so that may be part of it. Recently checked out the one by Tijuana's on DlaV. Fairly good massage, girl was nothing special but she was nice, very weak English. HJ only. Won't likely return.
Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.
Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.Check out old town spa in Goleta. Sophia, works Fri. & sat only, hot columbian. Goleta Health Center, next to Habit in Goleta, Usually has nice looking Asians. New Life massage, next to smoke shop is usually my life 3rd choice.
The Health Center is next to a paint shop with the burger place around the corner. The place has one big room, a tiny bathroom and I only saw a single massage room. I entered to find mama and the masseuse watching tv on an ipad. The Masseuse opened the door and was all smiles as if she recognized me (I get that a lot, guess I'm a generic white guy). I asked to use the bathroom and by the time I was gone Mama had disappeared and I was led to the massage room.
The day was hot, the rear door was open to allow air flow, the massage room door was also open to allow air. For some reason the fan in the massage room was off as well.
Masseuse was cute, about a 7 in my book. Thin with perky breasts. Perhaps early 40's, I'm a terrible judge of age. She smiled a lot and giggled which was adorable. She never talked price or anything like that which I also appreciated.
So I paid for a half hour (. 4) and got naked on the table. She came in a minute or two later and gave me a forgettable massage. After awhile I brushed her calf and shin to make sure she got the hint. She responded by gently brushing my taint and crack. I adjusted. I think we both knew what was going on by that point. She loved me and needed me and was willing to break her massage code to get some action.
So on the flip she wasted little time in gently brushing my junk and then outright working it. The massage was weak, the hand work was nice. I pawed at her a bit and she lifted her bra above her breast and then even came over so I could taste her little C-size cups. I lost it at that point and she smiled and cleaned me up. Got me a cup of water and I dressed and gave her a tip. 4 to show my appreciation.
Monster224
07-26-16, 20:23
You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.
You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?
Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.
Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?Nutz: the menu is full.
Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.
Yes, back door with door bell. Parking in the back, too.
Cutter1001
01-03-17, 00:10
Need some advice from fellow mangers. I'm coming to SB and would like some FS. Any information about Chinese Dragon? Saw on BP and it looked interesting.
Cutter1001
01-03-17, 00:14
Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.Is FS available.
RobbieHobby
02-09-17, 17:27
Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.
Nutz: the menu is full.I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often!
Dildo Baggens
06-05-17, 22:21
I know it's been 4 months since your report, so being a very seasoned monger things can change, albeit not too drastically, but have.
!st All Chinese no Korean to be found, not there is anything wrong with that, yet was hoping.
2nd provider was in her 30's, again, not that there's anything wrong with that. Yet was hoping.
3rd No massage what so ever, not there's anything wrong with that. However, that's why I go to massage places, for the entire experience. Yet was hoping.
4th The girl was totally mechanically scripted. No There. There. Yet was hoping?
I would not recommend this place
D. Baggens.
I second Macarath- went to Asian Care recently. I was taken to my room by pretty much the cutest girl I've had at an AMP. I'm kinda tired of getting greeted by the 40 yo mamasan only to find out she'll be the one doing the work too. I saw one other girl on the way to my room and she was young and cute too. My experience with "Yung Yung", late 20's / early 30's was great. No English, but giggled a lot. Standard start to the massage and then got right to it on the flip. Grabbed the boys and stared straight in my eyes. I nodded and she went to work on me. I asked how much for FS and she just giggled. I made a hand gesture for her to climb on top and she said "One" which I took to mean $100 (on top of the $40 already paid). I said ok and she stepped out for a sec (I guess to grab a cover) and came back. Climbed on top and rolled a cover on and then FS. I live in Vta, but will be coming to SB more often!
I know it's been 4 months since your report, so being a very seasoned monger things can change, albeit not too drastically, but have.
D. Baggens.I went back shortly after RobHob's report and things were different. Was greeted by Cindy and she was provider. Crappy attitude, very mechanical and could not get rid of me fast enough. Totally opposite of Tina. I have not been back since. Funny thing though: One of their ads said "Cindy is back! Like I should be excited to hear this. The girl pictured in the ad could have been her, or at least someone who looked just like her. The pic was changed the next day.
I went back shortly after RobHob's report and things were different. Was greeted by Cindy and she was provider. Crappy attitude, very mechanical and could not get rid of me fast enough. Totally opposite of Tina. I have not been back since. Funny thing though: One of their ads said "Cindy is back! Like I should be excited to hear this. The girl pictured in the ad could have been her, or at least someone who looked just like her. The pic was changed the next day.I find the providers at AMPs to be like the flavor of the week at Baskin Robbins. You never know what you're going to get each time you go there. And the product is inconsistent.
Paying a visit to the area and interested in pricing structure for FS at the local places. 40 + 100 is cheap where I come from. Is that accurate?
Dildo Baggens
07-26-17, 02:52
Like most places between 50-$60 to house for the hour. 100-$120 for FS. Pretty much the standard.
Baggens.
Paying a visit to the area and interested in pricing structure for FS at the local places. 40 + 100 is cheap where I come from. Is that accurate?
Ok, well I overpaid at Old Town at $60 + $140 but had a an excellent experience with Wendy. Well above average. First I stopped in the place next to the Mercury bar and there was just one girl, Angela, who was not really hot, but very slutty looking which has its appeal to me. Later that night after a few drinks, I went back for a 40/40 and it was ok except she kept leaving the room to answer the door or talk to a male masseuse they have there. In all, she had to work pretty hard for her money and her rack certainly helped.
Like most places between 50-$60 to house for the hour. 100-$120 for FS. Pretty much the standard.
Baggens.
FaceMan675
08-10-17, 20:04
I find the providers at AMPs to be like the flavor of the week at Baskin Robbins. You never know what you're going to get each time you go there. And the product is inconsistent.My Momma told me AMPs are like a box of chocolates.
Chinese Dragon Massage.
$40 for half hour and the massage was actually ok. Act like you don't know how things work, and when they do the flip, ask how much. The first offer is always a HJ, but you can get better for more $. All I'm saying is, I got CFS for $100 tip. Which is the cheapest I've ever seen it here. Quoted at $50 for a HJ then went down to 40, and 80 for a mouthie.
I tried one by the sheriff's office building the other day, standard door fee.
I walked in and greeted by the masseuse wearing pajamas. I immediately knew that I just TOFTT.
Sure enough, it was a light touch massage / HJ with nothing exciting to report.
Hello guys I'm new in here and want to try getting BBBJTCWS or atleast a HJ. Never done this before so I'm a little nervous. The reason I want to do this is because my girl want to do much anymore and I hate asking for it. I love her and been together for over 10 years but I really need a release jerking it doesn't seem satisfying anymore. I live in Carp but I work in SB anyone recently gone to any place? Please let me know about pricing how the girl looked boobs, ass throat or hand game rate from 1 to 5 and name of the place thanks really appreciate it. Also if theres something I should say to kick start it please let me know.
Hello guys I'm new in here and want to try getting BBBJTCWS or atleast a HJ. Never done this before so I'm a little nervous. The reason I want to do this is because my girl want to do much anymore and I hate asking for it. I love her and been together for over 10 years but I really need a release jerking it doesn't seem satisfying anymore. I live in Carp but I work in SB anyone recently gone to any place? Please let me know about pricing how the girl looked boobs, ass throat or hand game rate from 1 to 5 and name of the place thanks really appreciate it. Also if theres something I should say to kick start it please let me know.Sorry I made an error on it I didn't mean "want" it was was suppose to be "won't". Thanks for any help.
Sorry I made an error on it I didn't mean "want" it was was suppose to be "won't". Thanks for any help.Sophie in SB is good if you can get a hold of her. Her base rate is $40, but bring extra if you want extra.
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Sophie in SB is good if you can get a hold of her. Her base rate is $40, but bring extra if you want extra.
https://*******************/listings/sophiesb-santa-barbara-ca-hispanic-25-30How I do get a hold of her? Are there any parlors in the area with talent under 30's? Not that excited about 40-50 yr olds.
How I do get a hold of her? Are there any parlors in the area with talent under 30's? Not that excited about 40-50 yr olds.I haven't visited any of the parlors, but Sophie will post on nightshift when she's in town.
I haven't visited any of the parlors, but Sophie will post on nightshift when she's in town.Sorry, Nightshift on offline now. Along with ********.
Anybody know if any caucasian / latina massages nearby? Looking for a change of flavor.
One of the few places Inhave not hit in the area is the one in Goleta next to the paint store. Saw a report a while back but wondering if anyone has been there recently. Do you recommend? Looking for a decent massage and a little something after.
Rather new place downtown. Visited a couple times. Older woman, super nice greeted me both times. She recognized me on my second visit. Standard pricing. Very good massage. On the flip I tried to reach under her top but she said 'outside only'. Got a decent handy and was overall satisfied. Was looking for more and someone younger. I'll likely repeat knowing the massage is good.
Rather new place downtown. Visited a couple times. Older woman, super nice greeted me both times. She recognized me on my second visit. Standard pricing. Very good massage. On the flip I tried to reach under her top but she said 'outside only'. Got a decent handy and was overall satisfied. Was looking for more and someone younger. I'll likely repeat knowing the massage is good.What was the damage?
What was the damage?Standard + . 4.
Hey! New to the scene, mainly interested in any tips vets may have. Particularly interested in taking a trip to Greece, but not sure if that is available at AMP or if it is what the damage should be. Also any tips on where the bests parlors are more recently would be appreciated as well as non Asian ones if there are even any in this area (most seem to be AMP). Most of the reports on this thread are kind of outdated at this point so I was looking for more guidance. Thanks!
Went by Chinese dragon. The provider was like desperately trying to get me to FS two girls for 2. 2. Decided to go with only one since both weren't too great to look at. . 4 + 1. 2 for FS. Massage in the beginning was decent but the FS wasn't that great. She tried to rush through stuff and no CBJ before FS. Wouldn't visit again.
One of the few places Inhave not hit in the area is the one in Goleta next to the paint store. Saw a report a while back but wondering if anyone has been there recently. Do you recommend? Looking for a decent massage and a little something after.I went recently and massage was okay but nothing too out of this world. On the flip I decided to cut my losses because it was mamasan and I wasn't feeling it. Kept her night gown on the whole time. BBBJ is on the menu because she offered but I stuck to just the massage so I am unsure about damage.
Out of towner on way upper state out of the way but not really shady. Easy parking. Don't confuse with foot massage chain down the way. The care was there. . 4 entry Very cute twenty something open locked door. Chain smoker. Couldn't use the pisser cause another one was showering she didn't even try to hide when I walked in. Older kind of cute hairy Bush. Young one awkward no English. Pretends for a bit then the hand sign. 6 fingers pay in advance. Probably worth the $ for more except I couldn't handle the cigarettes. HJ and out. Short and a bit rushed. Weird place but might repeat if there's nothing else. Where the college girls working?
Really weak massage. Lasted about 10 minutes. Then the flip, quoted at 1. 2 for mouthie but talked it down since that is very excessive. She agreed to. 8, she was in her 20-30's. Cute too. Nice c cups. Didn't like nip play. Might return if no other young ones are suggested.
Anyone have updates on a good massage before the flip? Been striking out on the massage. Also tips on young masseuses are appreciated and looking for non asian if possible to spice it up.
Anyone try this new place?
Web site pics make it look like they may be legit.
May have to give it a try, chime in if you've been there.
Emoreno956
02-17-19, 21:33
I've visited Mia twice now, and will probably go once more before she's gone.
She does a decent light / medium massage.
Menu:
Good CBJ, BBBJ (YMMV), DATY (YMMV), CFS (obviously).
Prefers miss. And doggy position but will do Chinese CG if you ask nicely.
Tipped 1. 80 for this session: BBBJ / DATY / CFS.
She leaves at the end of the month.
Lily is also popular, but in my two times there I've seen older guys gravitate towards her. I don't know anything about the other woman working there this month. This place can get congested at times, so I can see why they have a couch at the entrance.
Coming to town this week for work from an AMP desert. Any recent recommendations since these places turn over so fast?
About Butterfly.
Paid a visit not long ago. Saw 'Amy', no too old, okay looking and very nice. Paid for the 30. Enjoyed a decent massage with minimal contact of 'those' areas. On the flip, massage continued for a bit and then she noticed that I took notice. Amy said I should take care of things myself. I told her I wanted her to. She agreed and I left happy. Not a real captivating story but not a bad experience either. Normal fees made it all possible.
Any table showers in the SB AMP area? Google is inconclusive. Can anyone recommend a place that has the magic trio of massage / shower / fun times?
Any table showers in the SB AMP area?Old Town and Noble both offer TS.
Right on. Which of those would you recommend based on girls and service?
My visit to Old Town started with a buzz at the backdoor. A nice older gal named MiMi answered and waved me into one of the rooms. I would say she was late 30's early 40's. I noticed the table shower on the way in and asked if I could partake. She was thrown off by my enthusiasm for it and asked if I have even been there before. I said I have had massages but not at her location, and have never had a table shower but wanted to try it. Her demeanor changed dramatically because I think she thought I was LE. Whatever! I got my table shower and a slap on the butt on the way out. Got a forgettable message for the 45 minute session I purchased and finally got the flip. I got a mediocre happy ending. She raised her dress and I got some tits and ass to grab during the HE. She ended up warming up to me, but I don't think I would be back to see Mimi. Paid. 4 for the HE and. 5 for the 45 minutes.
Anyone know if these places are all strictly legit? They look like they could go either way since some of them have public tables and others have rooms. I have always considered them legit, but am not convinced.
Also any info on the thai places around upper state would be great cause they look legit also but one looks like it may offer a menu.
Dombrowskir
07-03-19, 19:41
Anyone know if these places are all strictly legit? They look like they could go either way since some of them have public tables and others have rooms. I have always considered them legit, but am not convinced.
Also any info on the thai places around upper state would be great cause they look legit also but one looks like it may offer a menu.Thai places are totally legit, unfortunately.
I have a provider that I've been seeing for about 2 years until she left. The usual standard CFS until one day it got heated and we did BBCIP.
Upon her departure, she introduced me to her replacement friend. On my second visit we went all BBCIP. It looks like they talk, which is pretty awesome since I don't have to repeat the vetting process all over again.
I've been seeing her for a year now, recently I reached an important milestone where I was hitting it BB Greek. I teased it a while back to gauge interest, she didn't seem to mind. Initially I couldn't get it in since it's way tight, then I started using a lot of spit for lube and that did the trick!
I'm not sure how I feel about this bare Greek though, I'd probably stick with BBCIP since her box is prety snug. She introduced me to her friend, she too does it bare. I have direct line to them.
It feels fantastic. I suppose it's possible if the provider likes you.
There's another provider that I see from time to time, but after 3 years she's still going CFS. I kind of stopped seeing her, only when I feel like I need some variety urge.
No info inquiry on them since I want to keep them and I've put my time vetting them.
Has anyone able to watch another monger getting off? I had this happened, I have to say, it's pretty interesting and got quite turned on.
Happy days, gentlemen.
Maybe for you. Is this about an MP?
This forum is about sharing information, not Penthouse Forum reports.
I'm working in the area and decided to check out what Santa Barbara has to offer. This was last week so both girls are gone now but they offer cfs here. When I pulled up I saw a man standing in the alley, as I checked my phone I saw a monger come out. Looked like it was his first time as he walked up to guy in the alley and they shook hands as a sign of approval. I remember my first time at a mp LOL. First day I went I saw a girl named Cindy she was about 25 years old cute thin and had some nice B's. She was a pleaser and she wasn't a clock watcher. Second day was a Wednesday, I saw Angie based off of a RM review. Angie was also a pleaser and she was fit, you could see her abs not chiseled but they were there. She also offered Cfs. The going rate was. 4 to house and. $ to provider. Neither complained about tips and they were great. Both girls said they were going to L. A. I wasn't going to post since I'm not from here but share some info guys, don't be stingy with your providers. Happy hunting.
Member #2401
08-18-19, 11:59
Maybe for you. Is this about an MP?
This forum is about sharing information, not Penthouse Forum reports.Clear your inbox!
HermosaSurfer2
09-02-19, 17:22
I have a provider that I've been seeing for about 2 years until she left. The usual standard CFS until one day it got heated and we did BBCIP.
Upon her departure, she introduced me to her replacement friend. On my second visit we went all BBCIP. It looks like they talk, which is pretty awesome since I don't have to repeat the vetting process all over again.
I've been seeing her for a year now, recently I reached an important milestone where I was hitting it BB Greek. I teased it a while back to gauge interest, she didn't seem to mind. Initially I couldn't get it in since it's way tight, then I started using a lot of spit for lube and that did the trick!
I'm not sure how I feel about this bare Greek though, I'd probably stick with BBCIP since her box is prety snug. She introduced me to her friend, she too does it bare. I have direct line to them.
It feels fantastic. I suppose it's possible if the provider likes you.
There's another provider that I see from time to time, but after 3 years she's still going CFS. I kind of stopped seeing her, only when I feel like I need some variety urge.
No info inquiry on them since I want to keep them and I've put my time vetting them.
Has anyone able to watch another monger getting off? I had this happened, I have to say, it's pretty interesting and got quite turned on.
Happy days, gentlemen.Where is this? I want to avoid the raging case of herpes I'd be sure to get from girls at this place.
Returned to Ocean Health expecting to see Marie. I called and the woman who answered said Marie was there, she was not. I was led into the room and was surprised to see security cam feeds on a screen that is now in the room. I should have walked but did not. Got a really crappy massage and lackluster handy. Place has changed and I won't return.
Also returned to Butterfly and it also has changed but for the better. Originally when you entered you would be in a large room with a counter, much like a salon. There were doors to the massage rooms. Now you enter into a small room with a window like most other AMPs. Out came Candy and she led me to a room. Decent massage and on the flip she pulled down her top and gave a nice HJ. When I asked her when she works she told me that she was leaving the next day back to LA. Still will return to see what I get.
CATraveler
10-14-19, 08:11
I was driving up to Nor Cal and decided to stop in Santa Barbara at the Asian Care Ctr and glad I did. I rang the bell at the door and was met by Angle. She is a 30 or so doll. She was almost wearing a black cocktail dress that her amazing enhancements could not contain. Great D's with large silver dollars. I was led to our room, Angel asked if I had been there before. I lied and said yes. She dropped her dress and there was not even a hint of massage. She has a rockin body and knows very well how to display her interest and how to look like she was really enjoying the experience. 20 minutes and I was out the door with a spring in my step and 1. 4 lighter. I may have to drop by again on the way back south.
Around lunch I went. The door was open but covered by a curtain. I ran anyway, told momma I'd been there before and paid 40 for 1/2. They were doing some kind of construction and a ladder blocked the hallway. Momma moved the ladder and I slithered past wondering if the ladder was just some improvized barrier in case some rushed in (seeing as the door was open). Momma sent me to a room and told me the usual, disrobe, it'll be a moment. Red light in the room was a bit dark. I wanted a table shower but because someone was there and I was waiting I didn't mention it until it was too late.
So fifteen minutes later Wandy came in. That's pronounced like a combo of Wanda and Wendy. She was cute and probably in her 30's although I'm terrible at judging that sort of thing. Her massage was terrible but she managed to bump her legs into my hands dangling over the side so I was able to easily rub her smooth skin and let her know my goal. She rubbed by crack a bit. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I told her oral. She rushed out to get a cover and returned and started playing with my bits and pieces. I rubbed her butt and pulled down her top to play with her breasts. She complied and smiled and polite the entire time. I sucked her nipples, and played around and then she sucked my business. I didn't last long at all. She cleaned me up and then continued the massage for awhile then asked if I still wanted a table shower but by that point I didn't know if it cost more and my lack of cleaning up hadn't bothered her (or at least it was too late) and the only result would be leaving horny again so I declined.
She left to take away the tower and such and I put 60 on the chair as I got dressed. We never talked money but 60 seemed to make her happy and she talked about my coming back. I'm not from Santa Barbara but would repeat if in town with enough time.
Planning a visit to SB soon and check out Asian care center or the dragon massage. Do they offer lineups at these places or at least let you see the girl first? Thanks for any info.
On my recent visit I went to Asian care center and Chinese dragon. At ACC I met Yumi and Cici but neither were really my type. At Chinese dragon I met Susan, Mimi and Lily. I picked Lily and she was bubbly and had a nice body. The room does have a monitor setup in it which is strange and she would occasionally leave the room or yell at the other girls from inside as they started getting busy.
BoulderBoy
01-13-20, 19:10
On my recent visit I went to Asian care center and Chinese dragon. At ACC I met Yumi and Cici but neither were really my type. At Chinese dragon I met Susan, Mimi and Lily. I picked Lily and she was bubbly and had a nice body. The room does have a monitor setup in it which is strange and she would occasionally leave the room or yell at the other girls from inside as they started getting busy.It's been a while since I've been to Santa Barbara but will be going again soon. If I recall, Chinese Dragon had stunning girls. Near model material. Still true? I do remember the monitor and feeling like I had to hurry. That was the main down side. It was a wham bam thank you ma'am place.
It's been a while since I've been to Santa Barbara but will be going again soon. If I recall, Chinese Dragon had stunning girls. Near model material. Still true? I do remember the monitor and feeling like I had to hurry. That was the main down side. It was a wham bam thank you ma'am place.I wouldn't say that any of the girls I saw were stunning or model material but most of them I saw looked young and had above average looks and bodies.
I like there is no mamasan around and they do lineups.
I recently fell in love with Butterfly, but then they put a monitor in the room. I went back to my old favorite Old Town, and they have it too!
I appreciate the need for security, but the monitors in the rooms at Old Town and Butterfly are super weird.
I've also been wondering about poor security and facial recognition on Chinese hardware, but figure that I've got to be in a bunch of databases by now anyway.
Has anyone asked to turn them off or go into a room without one?
I've seen them at Ocean and the place that was Jing Wu.
Never thought of asking they be turned off.
Any places open in Santa barbara? Tried calling Chinese Dragon the other day but no one picked up. I'm not local.
Any places open in Santa barbara? Tried calling Chinese Dragon the other day but no one picked up. I'm not local.Just do a drive by, the OPEN signs are on at most places.
Hey, anyone know of any places still open? Sounds like 2 weeks ago the signs were still on. Now not so much. I tried like 6 places before I found one last week in SB. Everything looks pretty shut down right now. Especially Goleta seems like a ghost town. Looking for something before this weekend. Is there any place that has the sign off but is actually open? Calling ahead seems useless at this point as almost none answer. Pm if you prefer.
Old Town Spa has their lights on and MASSAGE sign lit, FYI.
Old Town Spa has their lights on and MASSAGE sign lit, FYI.Good to hear things are slowly coming back. Ventura County is starting to come back to life too.
Anyone been to Asian Care Center or Chinese Dragon lately? How are the girls?
Discreet1965
12-29-20, 18:29
I did not see the monitor at Old Town. Visited 2 weeks back through the back door. CBJ - . 7. Will try Butterfly. Will be wearing a mask, shades and hat, so not too worried. They only monitor the front door.
I recently fell in love with Butterfly, but then they put a monitor in the room. I went back to my old favorite Old Town, and they have it too!
I appreciate the need for security, but the monitors in the rooms at Old Town and Butterfly are super weird.
I've also been wondering about poor security and facial recognition on Chinese hardware, but figure that I've got to be in a bunch of databases by now anyway.
Has anyone asked to turn them off or go into a room without one?
Amp Reveler
01-24-21, 14:56
Anyone been to Asian Care Center or Chinese Dragon lately? How are the girls?Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.
Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.And sometimes that cocktail dress doesn't cover much! Whit, humor and vulnerability can melt away youthful good-looks attitude. It's all about fun and good times.
Saw this on RM, Life Massage on State St.
No reviews on RM. Yelp page shows lobby, room, entrance and a stock massage pics. Kinda looks legit but not unlike other places that I know have extras.
Anyone visited?
Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.Any recommendations? The gems or the hottest?
Would appreciate any intel from the locals!!
Cheers!
Visited the dragon during the week recently. A couple ladies working, short cocktail dresses as expected, took me right back to a room. Laid face down, no drape, but they have a tv screen in the room showing the camera outputs, which was offputting. A guy pulled up right to the front in a car that looked like a dodge charger and I about shit myself, but it was just another guy and 'Ana' settled me down. Massage was as expected, flip was good Ana maybe early 40's, she was enthusiastic in certain ways, PM for details. Boom boom and out. Prob won't repeat just because of so many options in the area.
Visiting Santa Barbara for couple days. Any great place I can visit?? Thanks for info. I can share some if you be in MI.
Hello gents. Is Old Time the only place with table shower?
I've been to Old Town on and off over the years. I hadn't been for a couple years because of bad service back then. Yesterday I got my socks knocked off. Very talented spinner. I wish the table shower was more comfortable.
Hello gents. Is Old Time the only place with table shower?I meant Old Town.
Paid a visit and glad I did. Place is a dump but service was great. I recommend Monica.
I've never hobbied in SB before; what are the prices in SB like for house fee and donations? Thanks in advance!
Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.
I've never hobbied in SB before; what are the prices in SB like for house fee and donations? Thanks in advance!4 d at the front door.
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SpurtDaddy
06-23-21, 17:16
Are there any parlors in the SB area that have a discrete entrance? I'd like to go during daylight without being seen from a busy road.
Are there any parlors in the SB area that have a discrete entrance? I'd like to go during daylight without being seen from a busy road.Old Time and Goleta Health both have back doors I find discreet enough.
Saw this on RM, Life Massage on State St.
No reviews on RM. Yelp page shows lobby, room, entrance and a stock massage pics. Kinda looks legit but not unlike other places that I know have extras.
Anyone visited?Went to this place twice now, it's actually called Healthy Life Massage.
Got Lisa and she gives a fantastic massage, that is why I returned. Would be worth the price of admission even if no extras. Not young, another woman was there also not young. Limited menu.
While on my belly, she works the boys and it is amazing. Then the flip for a nice finish.
Will return if only for the massage quality.
I was passing through the Goleta / SB the other day and feeling in need of some TLC. Thanks to you guys I stopped at Goleta Health Center and had the pleasure of meeting Monica. She was nice, and I enjoyed all the services available. Keep posting guys, it is appreciated!
Hi everyone,
Traveling to Goleta for business for a couple of days soon. Coming from LA where I frequent a couple of spots in the SGV so have never made an account here. Looking for any recs on a full menu here in the area, I think the closest ones to me that I've settled on are Old Town and Goleta Health but don't know who I should ask for, pricing, or if they're just standard tug places. Anyone have any suggestions?
Made another visit to Healthy Life last week. Again I was not disappointed. Got Tracy, very cute and very friendly, I've had her before. She gives a very nice massage and nice finish. This time she asked me to put on a mask when I flipped, no big deal, I put one on. This place has been consistently good.
YoungMonger808
01-29-22, 21:49
Hi all. Was wondering if there's any good AMPs around? Will be visiting at the end of the month. Will be happy to share info for those going to HI.
PlayerN818
01-30-22, 12:02
Hi all. Was wondering if there's any good AMPs around? Will be visiting at the end of the month. Will be happy to share info for those going to HI.I've heard Tracy at Healthy Life on State St. is consistently good.
Are there any Latina spots in sb or Goleta?
Same, looking for Latinas. Anyone know where to find Latinas just in general?
I don't see Old Town spa on google map. Where is it? Is there anything close to East Beach? I'm visiting soon.
I don't see Old Town spa on google map. Where is it? Is there anything close to East Beach? I'm visiting soon.It's in Old Town Goleta on Hollister. Nothing very close to east beach, uptown and Goleta is where most are.
OxnardBadBoy
05-31-22, 20:57
Are there any Latina spots in sb or Goleta?I'm curious also is there any LMP in SB or Goleta.
I'm curious also is there any LMP in SB or Goleta.Sadly, there are none.
BlankDeposit
06-07-22, 20:11
I've been through SB quite a few times and stopped in on a number of the places there. This is such a dead thread, I thought its time to share experiences and see if things wake up.
First off, I have never come across a Latina in SB. Too bad.
I'll start off with.
Chinese Dragon,
Been there a couple times. Standard 40 for hhr. The girls / women are rotated every month or few weeks so can't really give a recommendation. Not much of a massage here, quick rub, graze the sack and flip for what you want.
Saw Telly skinny Chinese mid 30's with baby belly great CBJ and extremely vocal about her pussy when plowing. So much so I asked if it was ok to be ao loud. She said yes. Her English was very good.
Had a strange interchange with a forgotten named and Jenny. Both short thick Chinese. Started with no name, on the flip she said wasn't right time, suggested bringing in another who would suck balls while she BJs. Jenny came in. Cute late 20's While no name shoved her tits in my mouth, Jenny started CBJ. It was too much action and confusion for me and I asked if Jenny would stay and no name leave. No name left with the upfront $. 2 tip. Jenny kept going and ended up FS in multiple positions with her also vocalising about her pussy so good. Finished and left. Hope no name shared tip. Good times but there was always an in your face motive to get my money. Place also smells like someone microwaved leftovers twice over. Would go back for the certainty of service. Both times visited Monday pre noon. Very quiet. Maybe that's why two girls offered. Have other reports but lets see if someone can venture in and share. Maybe some Asian Care info? RB loaded with posts but I won't pay for that.
PhillUponThese
06-08-22, 20:38
Thanks for posting bro. I agree 100% with you. I tried waking this thread up when I first moved out here as well as the Sugar Baby thread with little to no response. Great reporting!
Lets keep in touch.
Phil.
I've been through SB quite a few times and stopped in on a number of the places there. This is such a dead thread, I thought its time to share experiences and see if things wake up.
First off, I have never come across a Latina in SB. Too bad.
I'll start off with.
Chinese Dragon,
Been there a couple times. Standard 40 for hhr. The girls / women are rotated every month or few weeks so can't really give a recommendation. Not much of a massage here, quick rub, graze the sack and flip for what you want.
Saw Telly skinny Chinese mid 30's with baby belly great CBJ and extremely vocal about her pussy when plowing. So much so I asked if it was ok to be ao loud. She said yes. Her English was very good.
Had a strange interchange with a forgotten named and Jenny. Both short thick Chinese. Started with no name, on the flip she said wasn't right time, suggested bringing in another who would suck balls while she BJs. Jenny came in. Cute late 20's While no name shoved her tits in my mouth, Jenny started CBJ. It was too much action and confusion for me and I asked if Jenny would stay and no name leave. No name left with the upfront $. 2 tip. Jenny kept going and ended up FS in multiple positions with her also vocalising about her pussy so good. Finished and left. Hope no name shared tip. Good times but there was always an in your face motive to get my money. Place also smells like someone microwaved leftovers twice over. Would go back for the certainty of service. Both times visited Monday pre noon. Very quiet. Maybe that's why two girls offered. Have other reports but lets see if someone can venture in and share. Maybe some Asian Care info? RB loaded with posts but I won't pay for that.
Andrew8888
07-02-22, 17:16
Rolla at spring.
I've visited her yesterday.
She was very young, good attitude, gives a fantastic massage. Amazing.
Good BBBJ (YMMV), DATY (YMMV), CFS (obviously).
Prefers miss. And doggy position but will do Chinese CG if you ask nicely.
Tipped 1. 60 for this session: BBBJ / DATY / CFS.
High recommend.
This is the one behind the donut place.
Saw Connie, tall, slim, not old, very cute face. Had heard about the place, pretty sure FS is avail but just wanted to test the water. She was wearing a shortish dress so that was a good sign. Decent massage, let me roam up the dress, even under her tiny panties a bit. On the flip she started rubbing my junk and asked what I wanted. Went with HJ but I'm sure more is avail. The dropped the top of her dress and let me suck on her really nice tits, also let me reach under her panties and finger her pussy a little. Good fun, will go back to see Connie, see if FS is on the table.
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