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Spunky 242
01-08-09, 20:24
Saw her right before new years at her newer incall location around Wolfchase/Bartlett. Have dreamed of her 5-6 times over the last six months. Always good service for me.
Always bbbj and covered full service. Never rushes and takes her time. Sometimes it is hard to reach her but be persistant. Always open to what you want to do in whatever way just about.
Never had the problems one of the respondants has had.
Hope this helps.Thank you, Tim Tom. That was what my experience was like, she prettymuch did whatever I told her. I take it that she is still in town, though I might not have the chance to see her soon. I might drop her an email.
And thank you, Fobu Monger.
I have to ask though, maybe you seasoned mongers might know, why the heck do some girls cover themselves?
Samantha901
01-09-09, 22:06
Wonder how many names you have gone by? Just wondering as I have thought about contacting but with the name changes it makes me a little skiddish.Yes name changes. I know her personally. Very much so legit.
I had a dream with her just before holidays and it was not my best dream! We had agreed on $ and shortly in to our dream she decided to start upsale. Thought she was going to dash for sec but I woke up and managed to finish out by dream. Nice looking but was very fidgety and nervous.
Anyone heard of or seen Noelle? Looks tempting, but something seems off to me. Any info (are pics accurate, service level, donation, exc) would be appreciated.
BH
I am a petite busty blonde. 34dd/24/34. I have a great personality an I will work with you at all times. I respect and get along with all. Please call 901-XXX-3286
I AM THE ONE you need to book with. I am a very kool classy lady. If you are looking for a little girl/girl action I have beautiful girlfriends that you can see and choose from to have that special one on one date with them. I am more than happy to hook you up with a woman that I can refer to you. They will always be safe and wonderful championship dates. Please give me a call.
Member #5444
01-10-09, 16:10
Anyone heard of or seen Noelle? Looks tempting, but something seems off to me. Any info (are pics accurate, service level, donation, exc) would be appreciated.I have not seen her but there have been several others who have stated she upsells to 350.00 to 500.00.
I called her to confirm as I too fell in lust with those photos. She confirmed that she is not full service at 150.00 to 200.00 but will become full service at 500.00 to 1,000.00.
no one is worth that much (other than maybe Kate Beckinsale)
S/U
Member #4815
01-11-09, 01:06
Anyone heard of or seen Noelle? Looks tempting, but something seems off to me. Any info (are pics accurate, service level, donation, exc) would be appreciated.I have not seen her but there have been several others who have stated she upsells to 350.00 to 500.00.
I called her to confirm as I too fell in lust with those photos. She confirmed that she is not full service at 150.00 to 200.00 but will become full service at 500.00 to 1,000.00.
no one is worth that much (other than maybe Kate Beckinsale)
S/UI had 30 min dream major let down and up sell. What a shame.
Noelle is not worth 500. No way! Body is good but not that good and she is not professional enough to ask over 200.
Samantha901
01-11-09, 05:08
This lady has gone by several names in the past. Caren, Karen etc. She is a real "weird o"! Brings out the alcohol in a spray bottle and latex gloves! LOL! She must need to pay her car note or something (drives a Jag) because she doesn't belong in this profession, if you know what I mean. Would not waste your time and certainly your hard earned cash on this babe! A name change shouldnt be a problem by now seeing as I have assured everyone she is legit. Safe. CLEAN. And very good at what she does I must add.
And why does she have to be a weirdo? Cause shes safe. And has self respect?
Hell a bottle of alcohol and latex gloves are needed in certain situations.
And Mr. Dickhead. Are you riding Jag? She have to be good at what she does to afford a jag aye?
This hobby is not to talk about people like there dogs. Everything you stated in the above is totally irrelevant as to why no one should see her.
Gentlemen Kassandra and I are close friends. She gives a hell of a service. As I have done many doubles with her. Don't let this "dickhead" persway you otherwise.
*Sam I Am*
Kinkykasskan
01-11-09, 14:18
This lady has gone by several names in the past. Caren, Karen etc. She is a real "weird o"! Brings out the alcohol in a spray bottle and latex gloves! LOL! She must need to pay her car note or something (drives a Jag) because she doesn't belong in this profession, if you know what I mean. Would not waste your time and certainly your hard earned cash on this babe!Sweetie that's only your opinion, I travel alot and hadn't had any problems yet. Your user name sure speaks for itself, so what if I bring things to protect my body, you only get one. I take care of myself, what else can I say, and I can think of NAWTY ways to use latex gloves, and it turns me on, so hate me. I thought men were supposed to make the girl hot for them, thats what makes the fantasy become reality, both are into one another, lusting, and ready to xxxx!
Bluffcity Guy
01-11-09, 23:00
Sweetie that's only your opinion, I travel alot and hadn't had any problems yet. Your user name sure speaks for itself, so what if I bring things to protect my body, you only get one. I take care of myself, what else can I say, and I can think of NAWTY ways to use latex gloves, and it turns me on, so hate me.Well, I wouldn't hate you, but I don't know if I'd be able to perform if you drag out the latex gloves and alcohol. The only person who's ever touched me in any sort of intimate areas with latex gloves was my doctor, and that was right before the prostate exam. If you pulled out latex gloves and KY Jelly, I'm probably leaving. Nothing personal you understand...
:D
Cheers,
BCG
Kinkykasskan
01-12-09, 01:01
Well, I wouldn't hate you, but I don't know if I'd be able to perform if you drag out the latex gloves and alcohol. The only person who's ever touched me in any sort of intimate areas with latex gloves was my doctor, and that was right before the prostate exam. If you pulled out latex gloves and KY Jelly, I'm probably leaving. Nothing personal you understand.
:D
Cheers,
BCGThing is I don't want to touch you with them on. Spray alcohol is for after, sounds like you guys have never had a parlor experience, have you?
Bluffcity Guy
01-12-09, 10:50
Thing is I don't want to touch you with them on. Spray alcohol is for after, sounds like you guys have never had a parlor experience, have you?Well, I've led a sheltered life. :)
Cheers,
bcg
Hi guys,
My name is Kassandra. I'm a fun-loving girl with great looks and personality. If you like what you see, send me a PM here. (ask about rates, availability and traveling)Wow, lots of conversation on this one. Trust Sam's comments and assurances. I dreamed of Kassandra probably a couple of years ago. Different name at the time. Great dream, in fact one of the most attentive experiences to date. Certainly not sterile as all of the glove comments would indicate.
Spunky 242
01-14-09, 22:42
I wanted to clear something up about what I said in my previous post regarding Justine, she told me that she was a little offended by it so I wanted to make right. I stated that, "she prettymuch did what I told her". That was not meant to be understood as Justine is just some sexdoll to be thrown around for your pleasure. She is sweet, treat her with respect.
Hey Guys,
I'm interested in finding some new friends who can visit with me during the evenings. Being a single woman without a boyfriend leaves me twiddling my thumbs most evenings. PM me if you are a guy who is interested in some hot and sweaty playing with the lights on while it is dark outside.Too bad I'm always out of town for work, if not I'd take you out to dinner every night and have some fun afterward.
Be safe,
AC
Sweet Melissa
01-18-09, 01:14
Ok. Have to pipe in on this little back and forth conversation as well. BDH. Every guy who has paid me to be with him has been more interested in getting me off than himself. I always come first. And second. And third. Guess that's the difference in some men. But I've seen a few and EVERY ONE OF THEM wants to please me. Apparently being the reason a woman moans and squirms makes them feel more like a man than getting a quick nut. Huge hugs and kisses to all my fabulous guys. You know who you are and I wouldn't change a thing about the way you treat me or the way I treat you. So, BDH. Guess you were wrong again. I do get it MY way, because that's the way THEY want it. When Melissa is happy. The world is a better place. Hahahaha at least MY world! Just my. 02 cents. Who am I. Just some chick who gets paid for having orgasms. MUAH! XXXXX
Hey Guys,
I'm interested in finding some new friends who can visit with me during the evenings. Being a single woman without a boyfriend leaves me twiddling my thumbs most evenings. PM me if you are a guy who is interested in some hot and sweaty playing with the lights on while it is dark outside.
Bob Seger's Night Moves playing in the background while sipping on a cold one. One beatiful woman of just the right size for me. Maybe a candle light dinner before the festivies.
Girl you put all that in my head! Thanks!
Sweet Melissa
01-18-09, 17:31
Cn2. You know I adore you. You are one of those that treated me like a Goddess. Candles and a nice dinner are jsut what I'm looking for. Cookies still apply but not as many. Let me know.
Melissa
KinkyMemphism
01-20-09, 14:46
Been awhile since I have really looked and meet with anyone off CL or BP. Not sure anymore who is legit and who is not , who is into light fetish play and who is not. Who is a spinner type and who is adverage girl next door or who is big. There doesn't seem to be as much posting from senior members as in past on who and what to expect. I know I am just rambling but I feel lost now days in the Hobby am I the only one?
Tumbling Dice8
01-20-09, 23:41
Been awhile since I have really looked and meet with anyone off CL or BP. Not sure anymore who is legit and who is not , who is into light fetish play and who is not. Who is a spinner type and who is adverage girl next door or who is big. There doesn't seem to be as much posting from senior members as in past on who and what to expect. I know I am just rambling but I feel lost now days in the Hobby am I the only one?
I think most people are being pretty cautious about who they see right now. So, there isn't as much "TOFTT".
KinkyMemphism
01-21-09, 10:51
Does anyone have any info on this one? Would love to know if she is legit.
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1001331104.html
Sorry guys I didn't research enough. If you goto web site it just tells you you have to join another web site to contact her.
KinkyMemphism
01-21-09, 11:00
This one has had my eye but seems to fake to be true. Anyone know about her?
http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_freaky_wants_to_get_freaky_23/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=718238
CreamySilk2003
01-21-09, 11:00
Why wait? Come on over. Let's cuddle in my big, soft, bed! 901-218-2398 OXOXO AMBER SILK
www.ambersilk.escortsite.com
Lastweek1959
01-21-09, 17:22
Any providers out there available tomorrow (Thurs) at lunch?
Has to be incall 11:30-12 and be punctual.
Pm me if interested.
Bravo Sierra
01-21-09, 17:24
Does anyone have any info on this one? Would love to know if she is legit.
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1001331104.html
Sorry guys I didn't research enough. If you goto web site it just tells you you have to join another web site to contact her.Just a heads up, the website at yourxxxamber.com contains elements from the site thedeadpit.com, which appears to host malware – software that can hurt your computer or otherwise operate without your consent. Just visiting a site that contains malware can infect your computer.
Be careful!
Statman200
01-21-09, 19:42
This one has had my eye but seems to fake to be true. Anyone know about her?
http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_freaky_wants_to_get_freaky_23/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=718238Yes, she is true, worked at Christies for a while.
Nice girl Nice dream.
BigBubbaBobby
01-21-09, 23:44
Hello fans, sorry I have been out of touch. Memphis has been a little scary lately and extremely hot. I am now taking all calls so call asap. I will be screening calls for my safety so I hope thats not a problem. Thanks xoxoxoxoxo
Ps: here are some new pics for your enjoyment
no txt cant check them
no black guys (SORRY!!!!!)
no obscene phone calls
901
214
6183I saw you when you were Jessica and while you are certainly lovely (and I am sure there are many on the board with this question) I wonder if you offer a flat fee for your services now. When I saw you it was $$ quoted and that became (when you arrived) simply for CBJ and anything. And I mean anything else was more. So, what are your rates per hour and is that all inclusive?
Come and explore the life long sensation of my quality gifts and non stop exploding talents that will leave you yerning for more.
If your looking for a clean, relaxing, extremely hot erotic chill thrill, I'm your gal.
If your looking to contact and explore your desires, reply back to me for further screening.
Due to the standards, I'm taking extra steps for your safety as well as mine. No number or location will be disclosed unless I feel that the encounter is safe. Seniors-are welcomed with open arms.
New-B's-only by screening and past post as well as references.
I appreciate all of you
The one And ONLY,
StrawberreieWhen did all black guys become vice cops are is it your black pimps tell you to put that in your ad?
Madison wanted me to let you know she is available. Incall is available in the wolfchase area.
901-859-7853
125 for half hour
Hello fans, sorry I have been out of touch. Memphis has been a little scary lately and extremely hot. I am now taking all calls so call asap. I will be screening calls for my safety so I hope thats not a problem. Thanks xoxoxoxoxo
Ps: here are some new pics for your enjoyment
no txt cant check them
no black guys (SORRY!!!!!)
no obscene phone calls
901
214
6183Keep it to yourself that you won't see black guys. But here's hoping Jeffrey Scott sets up a session with you. Since he's an all-american good ole white guy!
Stocking Lover
01-23-09, 13:22
When did all black guys become vice cops are is it your black pimps tell you to put that in your ad?Even though Ms. Strawberrie and I had a bit of a run in a few months ago, I have to come to her defense for a minute. Where in her ad does she state that she doesn't see black men? Maybe i'm just missing it. Megan flat out states that she won't. Am I just not reading between the lines correctly?
SL
When did all black guys become vice cops are is it your black pimps tell you to put that in your ad?Where did she mention that?
Where did she mention that?Huh? She mentioned that? Does she even have a phone now? Thought someone said that her # not working anymore. Anyone got digits? Please pm me. Thanks.
Be safe
AC
Where did she mention that?
I think he misinterpreted S'berrie's writing NEW-B's to mean blacks, but it seems to be she's saying 'newbies' as in new guys. Now of course I have wrote flame about the other one. Just hate that crap from a provider, at least she could keep it until somebody contacts her. I could care less that its her body, she's providing a service to guys at least keep it quiet.
Kinkykasskan
01-23-09, 23:34
Honey, you need to keep on traveling where folks don't know you! We don't pay you to "turn you on". AFYI we want it "our way" not yours! Maybe Mcdonalds is hiring! If we want you to wear latex gloves for our benefit, don't you think we would mention it to you or at least be asked before you put them on? I have been with many of the great ladies on this board and never has any of them brought out the gloves and alcohol! "Cumon" guys, HELP ME OUT HERE! Don't let this one "rip off" anyone else!Boo hoo hoo, Your right it take s alot to get a girl like me.
I think he misinterpreted S'berrie's writing NEW-B's to mean blacks, but it seems to be she's saying 'newbies' as in new guys. Now of course I have wrote flame about the other one. Just hate that crap from a provider, at least she could keep it until somebody contacts her. I could care less that its her body, she's providing a service to guys at least keep it quiet.
Man I've vented about that before. With the same thoughts as yours "keep it to yourself." It raised some real debate around here. I still remain unchanged on my position. Theres no place in this type of biz,or a city such as Memphis for Racisim/Personal preference(call it what you want). Engage me if you want,I'll still defend my position on this issue. For those who think its her body she can do what she wants.
Sberrie2009
01-25-09, 02:12
I do have a new phone and have had it awhile.I just havent posted for the fact of all the L.E problems.But I would love to see whoever wants to indulge in pure bliss.
And as to the post by LMB69-If I was you,I would be careful spatting your finger tips about me.See I am a real BIT** when it comes to people like you who assume things and want to try to throw salt on my rep.I love black,white,mexican and whoever else that wants to see me.I never said that Black guys are vice.I don't even remember saying anything about vice in my post.I said that I am doing strict screening for the safety of my clients as well as myself.As I could remember,when I did get a free ride to visit the 201,I wasnt jailed by just one color.
So as to set you straight and for anyone else who let's there finger tips roam to trash on non-sense,Money is green always,no matter who gives it to me.And the only pimp I have is my Pu**y.
S.L-I appreciate your honesty.Your overcoming kindness is greatful.
Be safe and aware
The legend
Strawberrie
When did all black guys become vice cops are is it your black pimps tell you to put that in your ad?"New-B's" (newbies) is just what it says! You must have trouble with the "English" language. LOL! If she wanted to say "NO BLACKS" she would have! Anyone that knows Strawberri knows that she doesn’t have a prejudice bone in her beautiful body and to think otherwise leads one to believe you must have another type of bone to pick with her. If she didn't want to see you she must have had a good reason!
Hello Memphis!
I am in Memphis until Jan 30th
I do screen, so send info to
luvfunlexi@yahoo.com
I hope to see you soon
Lexi
http://www.luvfunlexi.com
This one is one not to miss! Hot body nice personality,and a talent that only a few women have!;) If you get a chance I recomend her highly! See you soon Lexi!
KinkyMemphism
01-27-09, 10:26
Does anyone have any info on this one? With all the stings going on who is legit and who is not? Who is working for uncle leo and who is not. It has become a confusing and almost impossible hobby to find good safe providers.
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1009413768.html
Stocking Lover
01-27-09, 10:50
Does anyone have any info on this one? With all the stings going on who is legit and who is not? Who is working for uncle leo and who is not. It has become a confusing and almost impossible hobby to find good safe providers.
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1009413768.html
Its the Cherry chick that got popped a few weeks back with Candace, the crack smoker.
The thread that talks about her bust: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=749128&postcount=3924
A review from Pancho Villa: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=758269&postcount=4075
SL
Thanks Nitro for the kind words, your a real sweet-heart and I value our friendship. Anyone Nitro can verify as being OK, will recieve $25 off my donation for 1 hour. I'm not sure why Memphis gets a bad rep by other ladies.
It's by far, the best Tennessee city I travel too. Seldom do men cancel, Always a pleasure in and out of the bedroom, very faithful dawgs, yall are.
Take care and I hope to see you soon.
Kisses,
Lexi
http://www.luvfunlexi.com
Cripple Monger
01-28-09, 16:53
Has anyone heard from or had a dream about Cali recently?
Canigetspoiled
01-29-09, 02:35
What's going on to all you sexy men out there? I'm a 19 year old sexy black female that looking to kick it sometimes this week. So if you ready feel free to hit me up on a message or 2!
Has anyone heard from or had a dream about Cali recently?
I haven't personally seen her, but I know she's legit and seems to have a good reputation around here. You should have done a search, because she's been reviewed several times. As best I remember, everything was positive, except one monger complained that she was so tall. Not sure that would bother most of us, but I seem to remember him placing her around 6' or so. She's a very pretty and sexy looking lady, so I'm sure her being a few inches taller than me wouldn't present any problem at all.
Bluffcity Guy
01-29-09, 10:44
ps i added pics 4 ya'll OMFG!
Thank you for that treat. I'll probably be totally useless for the rest of the day, but they were worth it.
Dammit. So many women, so little time and money...
Cheers,
bcg
You look totally succulent babe. I can't wait to see you again.
Travel safe and I'll see you in the next few days.
Mmmm good!
D
Hi ya'll...yes i am on my way home
I arrive 5:30 on the 29th..
I am prebooking now so feel free to call if I dont pick up just leave me a voicemail..
I have a new number
714...457...1395
feel free to go to my website to check my reviews and my guestbook and...
NEW SEXY PICS!!
I will only be in town for a short time so please dont miss out!!
www.eroticprincessheaven.com
ps i added pics 4 ya'll
xoxoxoxox
eh
Stocking Lover
01-29-09, 10:53
Hi ya'll...yes i am on my way home
I arrive 5:30 on the 29th..
I am prebooking now so feel free to call if I dont pick up just leave me a voicemail..
I have a new number
714...457...1395
feel free to go to my website to check my reviews and my guestbook and...
NEW SEXY PICS!!
I will only be in town for a short time so please dont miss out!!
www.eroticprincessheaven.com
ps i added pics 4 ya'll
xoxoxoxox
eh
I talked to the lovely Heaven this morning and she said she is really looking forward to seeing all her friends in Memphis. Gentlemen, if you haven't seen her....you are missing out on a wonderful provider. And while her pics are amazing, they don't do justice to just how beautiful she is.
SL
Cat Daddy #2
01-29-09, 11:45
What's going on to all you sexy men out there? I'm a 19 year old sexy black female that looking to kick it sometimes this week. So if you ready feel free to hit me up on a message or 2!
Do you have any pics to share with us so we know what we will see if we meet?
Do you have any pics to share with us so we know what we will see if we meet?
CD, that is Shamita, the new girl from NO. She should post some pics but you know who it is.
Greg Tennessee
01-29-09, 13:11
Has anyone heard from or had a dream about Cali recently?I have had the pleasure to dream with Cali on several occasions. She is a very sweet girl and looks like her photos. She is very around 6 ft tall but very nice and a very good dream. Give her a call, you won't be disappointed.
Cat Daddy #2
01-29-09, 14:07
CD, that is Shamita, the new girl from NO. She should post some pics but you know who it is.
I sure do now.
Cripple Monger
01-29-09, 14:37
I haven't personally seen her, but I know she's legit and seems to have a good reputation around here. You should have done a search, because she's been reviewed several times. As best I remember, everything was positive, except one monger complained that she was so tall. Not sure that would bother most of us, but I seem to remember him placing her around 6' or so. She's a very pretty and sexy looking lady, so I'm sure her being a few inches taller than me wouldn't present any problem at all.I know she's legit, I was asking if she was still active?
I sure do now.
Still wanna see the pics!!
I talked to the lovely Heaven this morning and she said she is really looking forward to seeing all her friends in Memphis. Gentlemen, if you haven't seen her....you are missing out on a wonderful provider. And while her pics are amazing, they don't do justice to just how beautiful she is.
SL
You took the words right outta my mouth. Theres nothing else to say. If you would like a taste of Heaven,all you have to do is call! One dream and she'll surley put you there! I'm going to enter the Pearly Gates this weekend myself.
http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/my_name_is_stephanie_come_help_me_practice_for_u_of_m_varsity_tryouts_9015704669_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=711719
Has anyone seen her or heard anything about her service?
Lastweek1959
01-30-09, 16:24
You took the words right outta my mouth. Theres nothing else to say. If you would like a taste of Heaven,all you have to do is call! One dream and she'll surley put you there! I'm going to enter the Pearly Gates this weekend myself.I know I'm a newby but here is my concern with heaven. The earliest I could even consider seeing her is Monday, she comes into town thurs nite, ads on CL, BP, *********, here and perhaps others. She is a highly sought after provider no doubt and I have been waiting to dream of her for some time now. My concern is with all the ads and the pent up demand I am slightly sqeamish about how many mongers will have come (literally and figuratively! )before me by Monday. Am I off my rocker on this one?
Stocking Lover
01-30-09, 21:00
I know I'm a newby but here is my concern with heaven. The earliest I could even consider seeing her is Monday, she comes into town thurs nite, ads on CL, BP, *********, here and perhaps others. She is a highly sought after provider no doubt and I have been waiting to dream of her for some time now. My concern is with all the ads and the pent up demand I am slightly sqeamish about how many mongers will have come (literally and figuratively! )before me by Monday. Am I off my rocker on this one?
Her demand is going to be high right now because she has been gone for several months. The fact that she is highly sought after should tell you that she is five star all the way. I know her well enough personally that I can assure you that she is not a high volume provider. She will be here for a few weeks, and you would be a fool to pass up spending some time with her if you get the chance. Don't over-think this. Heaven is a top of the line provider and one hell of a lady too. Not to mention drop dead gorgeous. And yes, you are completely off your rocker.
SL
EroticHeaven
01-30-09, 22:33
I know I'm a newby but here is my concern with heaven. The earliest I could even consider seeing her is Monday, she comes into town thurs nite, ads on CL, BP, *********, here and perhaps others. She is a highly sought after provider no doubt and I have been waiting to dream of her for some time now. My concern is with all the ads and the pent up demand I am slightly sqeamish about how many mongers will have come (literally and figuratively! )before me by Monday. Am I off my rocker on this one?But heres the thing I know I have never done anyone wrong in any way shape or form on this site or any other one for that matter. And as far as how many dreams I have or what not. Thats not the point. Heres the point. I am clean (tested and I can show u). Safe. Independent and love to have fun.
But anyways I kinda feel hurt about that post because I pride myself in being a great provider. But its all good someone else will love to have fun with me. I hope you find what you are looking for. And stay safe doing it
Xoxoxox
Eh
Lastweek1959
01-31-09, 12:25
Her demand is going to be high right now because she has been gone for several months. The fact that she is highly sought after should tell you that she is five star all the way. I know her well enough personally that I can assure you that she is not a high volume provider. She will be here for a few weeks, and you would be a fool to pass up spending some time with her if you get the chance. Don't over-think this. Heaven is a top of the line provider and one hell of a lady too. Not to mention drop dead gorgeous. And yes, you are completely off your rocker.
SLThanks much for the reply, you are spot on with your take and I will not be a fool! Although may wait a bit for the first wave to pass. Thnks also for the update on her time here. Patience obi wan.
Heaven is awesome.
You are not worthy of her.
But heres the thing I know I have never done anyone wrong in any way shape or form on this site or any other one for that matter. And as far as how many dreams I have or what not. Thats not the point. Heres the point. I am clean (tested and I can show u). Safe. Independent and love to have fun.
But anyways I kinda feel hurt about that post because I pride myself in being a great provider. But its all good someone else will love to have fun with me. I hope you find what you are looking for. And stay safe doing it
Xoxoxox
Eh
Tn Tornado
01-31-09, 16:38
But heres the thing I know I have never done anyone wrong in any way shape or form on this site or any other one for that matter. And as far as how many dreams I have or what not. Thats not the point. Heres the point. I am clean (tested and I can show u). Safe. Independent and love to have fun.
But anyways I kinda feel hurt about that post because I pride myself in being a great provider. But its all good someone else will love to have fun with me. I hope you find what you are looking for. And stay safe doing it
Xoxoxox
Eh
I saw you several months ago and just want to say that I will vouch for your cleanliness and precautions you take. Also the no-drama experience that you provide and I think others on this forum will agree.
Hey guys, sexy gurl from new orleans here. I'm 19, 5'6, medium skinned, nice body, verrrrrry sexy. My name is Shemeda. A few of you already know me! Got loads of sexy hot pics, get at me!
Show us some of these sexy pics!?!?
Ret
John Scates
01-31-09, 18:36
But heres the thing I know I have never done anyone wrong in any way shape or form on this site or any other one for that matter. And as far as how many dreams I have or what not. Thats not the point. Heres the point. I am clean (tested and I can show u). Safe. Independent and love to have fun.
But anyways I kinda feel hurt about that post because I pride myself in being a great provider. But its all good someone else will love to have fun with me. I hope you find what you are looking for. And stay safe doing it
Xoxoxox
EhI think that guy needs to play with himself if he is that worried about you Heaven.
Show us some of these sexy pics!?!?
Ret
Ret, check my post in General Reports #1746, page 4 right now. Hopefully they will show for you or go to the pics gallery for these:
http://usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=67961
http://usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=67962
Hpefully she will post some other pics also.
Ret, check my post in General Reports #1746, page 4 right now. Hopefully they will show for you or go to the pics gallery for these:
http://usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=67961
http://usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=67962
Hpefully she will post some other pics also.
Thanks for the heads up. I must have looked right over that post or missed it all together. She looks HAWT!
I am another member on this board that has had the pleasure of dreaming about Heaven. She has that name for a reason as far as I'm concerned. DO NOT pass her up if you get the chance. I hope to repeat while I'm in town.
Hawg
Lastweek1959
02-02-09, 10:45
But heres the thing I know I have never done anyone wrong in any way shape or form on this site or any other one for that matter. And as far as how many dreams I have or what not. Thats not the point. Heres the point. I am clean (tested and I can show u). Safe. Independent and love to have fun.
But anyways I kinda feel hurt about that post because I pride myself in being a great provider. But its all good someone else will love to have fun with me. I hope you find what you are looking for. And stay safe doing it
Xoxoxox
EhI have nothing but apologies for my post, it was not my intention to cast any aspersions your way, in fact as I note I must be off my rocker. I appreciate your comments and hope to one day enjoy your talented and professional company.
Moven Hobbyist
02-02-09, 15:13
I gave old Sonya a try on the early morning shift. I don't know if you guys remember her. I think she was Destiny old friend. Well I gave her a call about 10:00. We set something up and agreed on the time. I arrived at her incall location. Pleasant attitude and the dream begun. Started with the cbj. I think she was into it, but you know what I wanted. So I had to end that before it was over too quick. I got it every way I could think of. As I was into it she offer a little back door, but that's not for me. And I didn't bring the extra no way. She does it for the guys who like that. In all in all I had a great dream. I will repeat, but I want to try some more flavors while I can. Money doesn't go far these day. Oh one more thing I picked up a cam so I will be posting with pictures now. I have a few shots and she gave me a few out her phone. I do have the digits.
MTM
Bluffcity Guy
02-09-09, 11:37
In reference to the Friday night arrest of several providers and the posting in our streetwalker section, Trinity Snow was not arrested walking the streets. I believe there were some streetwalkers arrested but Trinity was at a local incall and she was contacted by phone.
TTI heard (Channel 24 news Sunday evening) that this weekend's sting was something like a three day operation targeting streewalkers and Craigslist providers.
Hadn't seen Trinity post in CL in a while, but I've not been watching CL Erotic Services regularly, either. Sorry to hear she was swept up in the sting.
Cheers,
BCG
Lastweek1959
02-09-09, 12:55
I heard (Channel 24 news Sunday evening) that this weekend's sting was something like a three day operation targeting streewalkers and Craigslist providers.
Hadn't seen Trinity post in CL in a while, but I've not been watching CL Erotic Services regularly, either. Sorry to hear she was swept up in the sting.
Cheers,
BCGHavent seen anything else other than this brief from CA but was a '3 part" sting...SW, CL and BP and yellow pages.
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/feb/09/in-brief/
Clubking01
02-09-09, 15:39
I heard (Channel 24 news Sunday evening) that this weekend's sting was something like a three day operation targeting streewalkers and Craigslist providers.
Hadn't seen Trinity post in CL in a while, but I've not been watching CL Erotic Services regularly, either. Sorry to hear she was swept up in the sting.
Cheers,
BCG
Here's the story, including 3 girls apparently arrested on Germantown Parkway? Anybody have any additional info on this?
http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/21-Prostitutes-Arrested-in-Cordova-Sting/3zV8T0_71UCSHl0iWe9LOg.cspx
Channel 5 made passing reference to the arrests last night, but nothing about Cordova. Something weird happened here.
Here's the CA blurb, which was just about all that Channel 5 reported:
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/feb/09/in-brief/
NOTE: This posting has been repeated in the General Reports Section.
Tn Tornado
02-11-09, 15:32
I heard (Channel 24 news Sunday evening) that this weekend's sting was something like a three day operation targeting streewalkers and Craigslist providers.
Hadn't seen Trinity post in CL in a while, but I've not been watching CL Erotic Services regularly, either. Sorry to hear she was swept up in the sting.
Cheers,
BCG
True that she hasn't been on CL lately. She has an ad on BP. I'm sure that's where they got her info.
True that she hasn't been on CL lately. She has an ad on BP. I'm sure that's where they got her info.Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe BP will recycle old ads from months in the past, even if the numbers have been disconnected or the advertiser doesn't want them up anymore. In speaking with Trinity a weeks back, she wasn't advertising anywhere. She, as is with everyone else is scared poopless about LE stings and setups. So, if she got popped, it was because BP put her number out there when she didn't want it out there.
TT
Tn Tornado
02-12-09, 02:10
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe BP will recycle old ads from months in the past, even if the numbers have been disconnected or the advertiser doesn't want them up anymore. In speaking with Trinity a weeks back, she wasn't advertising anywhere. She, as is with everyone else is scared poopless about LE stings and setups. So, if she got popped, it was because BP put her number out there when she didn't want it out there.
TT
I'm not trying to be harsh but do need to be direct here. She got popped because she was doing incalls from a motel room just like so many others. She also kept the BP ad and her website going and didn't take steps to avoid problems such as changing phone numbers on the ads, taking down the ones she could, etc. In her defense I do want to say that she is now very shaken and humbled. I know that many guys on this board like her but she has too many reasons not to be in this game and I can only hope that she has learned a valuable lesson; at least she told me she has. We all make mistakes; I think I even made one many years ago; been so long I forgot what it was. :-)
TT
I'm not trying to be harsh but do need to be direct here. She got popped because she was doing incalls from a motel room just like so many others. She also kept the BP ad and her website going and didn't take steps to avoid problems such as changing phone numbers on the ads, taking down the ones she could, etc. In her defense I do want to say that she is now very shaken and humbled. I know that many guys on this board like her but she has too many reasons not to be in this game and I can only hope that she has learned a valuable lesson; at least she told me she has. We all make mistakes; I think I even made one many years ago; been so long I forgot what it was. :-)
TTI believe you are correct. She may have gotten a tad bit sloppy. I know she has had the same number that I have called her on since I first saw her in Summer 2005. Way too long. Appreciate the fact that she always had the same number so I could reach her when I wanted, but for her own sake it was a bad recipe. I hated the fact that her choice of place to stay recently wasn't as nice as her usually locals, but with the slowing of even this economy, it may have been her only choice. When you are more desperate to stay afloat/alive, your choices become less and the opportunity to slip up is greater. I wish her the best and hope she can get herself together for her own sake and not just our own.
TT
Take a look and tell me what you think. Better yet call me. I'll wear the leather for you!
xoxo
Sarah
http://sarahofmemphis.escortsite.com
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Tn Tornado
02-13-09, 23:22
Your IM inbox is full. Please clear it.
Juicy Katie
02-18-09, 12:44
I am headed back to Memphis, probably next week. I hope we're able to play again. :)
Ladies, I highly recommend Amp, he's a cutie and so sweet. :)
Damnit! This is the second time I have missed her! I just called and she has already left. Now I have to wait until February for her return. This sucks, I've been waiting for one of the Michigan ladies to post and I was only away from the boards for a couple of days too! Damnit!
Robertj3886
02-19-09, 00:20
I am in Chicago at the moment but if I can get back, I will give you a call.
I am headed back to Memphis, probably next week. I hope we're able to play again. :)
Ladies, I highly recommend Amp, he's a cutie and so sweet. :)
Sweet Melissa
02-20-09, 11:47
Welcome to Memphis Bliss. You are obviously a highly skilled provider and it's nice to have you here. I'm looking forward to hearing more from you and about you.
Take care.
Play safe.
XOXOX,
Melissa
Boltupright
02-20-09, 14:36
Welcome to Memphis Bliss. You are obviously a highly skilled provider and it's nice to have you here. I'm looking forward to hearing more from you and about you.
Take care.
Play safe.
XOXOX,
MelissaSince I have seen both Bliss and Sweet Melissa, and they are fine girls, I would really like to see them at the same time. How about it girls?
Welcome to Memphis Bliss. You are obviously a highly skilled provider and it's nice to have you here. I'm looking forward to hearing more from you and about you.
Take care.
Play safe.
XOXOX,
Melissa
Sounds almost like an invite for doubles!
Melissa, have you ever explored another woman?
Boltupright
02-20-09, 17:16
Sounds almost like an invite for doubles!
Melissa, have you ever explored another woman?I hinted at the same, but your post hit before mine.
Sweet Melissa
02-20-09, 19:07
I have not had the pleasure of spending time with another woman. YET! However, my porn collection is mostly women on women. Hmmm. Does that say something about me? And does doubles mean wmw? Or just ww with a m watching? I am selfish and greedy when it comes to men so I don't know if I would be suited for girl, guy, girl action. Educate me. I'm open minded. I'm in a place in my life where I am OPEN for just about anything. WHY NOT? No reason. Ask and I'll answer honestly. XOXOX
Melissa
Sounds almost like an invite for doubles!
Melissa, have you ever explored another woman?A threesome would be nice! I'd book a couple hours for both beautiful ladies.
Be safe.
AC
Juicy Katie
02-20-09, 22:05
I am in Chicago at the moment but if I can get back, I will give you a call.
Awesome! I'll keep my fingers crossed. ;)
Sweet Melissa
02-20-09, 23:40
We need to talk. Something tells me we might make a dynamic duo like BatMan and RObin. I don't care which one I am. I'll buy the first round and we can chat.
XOXOX
Melissa
I have not had the pleasure of spending time with another woman. YET! However, my porn collection is mostly women on women. Hmmm. Does that say something about me? And does doubles mean wmw? Or just ww with a m watching? I am selfish and greedy when it comes to men so I don't know if I would be suited for girl, guy, girl action. Educate me. I'm open minded. I'm in a place in my life where I am OPEN for just about anything. WHY NOT? No reason. Ask and I'll answer honestly. XOXOX
Melissa
Doubles can be either two women pleasing one man with no girl girl contact or all three taking turns pleasing each other. I prefer the latter, usually with my wife.
Personally I love start with watching two women please each other then to take turns on both of them. My wife and I usually take turns with the other women, being the center of attention so we all have a good time. Sadly, there aren't too many providers that offer a real GFE threesome.
Jessica was our last threesome and the up sell began within seconds of her pocketing the initial donation. Overall, it sucked. It would be great to have some more options!
Amp Junkie
02-23-09, 18:54
Hey you sexy southern gentlemen, I'm coming back to Memphis! That's the best news Ive heard all month!! I'll most definitely be giving you a call! See you soon!
Sweet Melissa
02-23-09, 20:26
I have been designated to ask you this question by a few of our friends. Due to your level of discretion and selectivness. If you only see 2 friends a day and they both happen to be quick 30 minute repeat chat friends (75x2). Are you done with 150 for the day? OR do you add to your appontment schedule? I'm just the curious messenger.
Let me know.
XOXOX
Melissa
I have been designated to ask you this question by a few of our friends. Due to your level of discretion and selectivness. If you only see 2 friends a day and they both happen to be quick 30 minute repeat chat friends (75x2). Are you done with 150 for the day? OR do you add to your appontment schedule? I'm just the curious messenger.
Let me know.
XOXOX
MelissaI'm curious why you don't mind your own business (literally) and stay out of another provider's.
SweetSarah
02-25-09, 10:00
I have been designated to ask you this question by a few of our friends. Due to your level of discretion and selectivness. If you only see 2 friends a day and they both happen to be quick 30 minute repeat chat friends (75x2). Are you done with 150 for the day? OR do you add to your appontment schedule? I'm just the curious messenger.
Let me know.
XOXOX
MelissaWho are asking? I am confused.
I had a chance to see Jayla, and she was well worth the time. True GFE, unrushed, and very reasonable in cost. I am saving my money to go to meet her again!
Alissa 901
02-25-09, 20:37
If she calls it a day with 150? What does it matter?
I'm not taking up for anyone ( don't even know her).
But you have lost your mind asking other girls about their $$.
If you felt the need to do that then you should have PM'd her, that was very childish! Excuse me for adding to the drama but that was some real DUMBSh*T!
Anyways :) xoxo, Alissa
Samantha901
02-25-09, 21:56
Thats really not something you ask someone. Your really asking about her money. You say your just the messenger. But to be honest. A hobbyist could ask me that before a provider could. Count your own money ms. Ma'am.
Yes it has nothing to do with me. But theres a certain way to do things. You went about it all wrong.
I have been designated to ask you this question by a few of our friends. Due to your level of discretion and selectivness. If you only see 2 friends a day and they both happen to be quick 30 minute repeat chat friends (75x2). Are you done with 150 for the day? OR do you add to your appontment schedule? I'm just the curious messenger.
Let me know.
XOXOX
Melissa
Alissa 901
02-26-09, 03:44
At least thats what you tell them so thats all that matters right. We don't have to believe you they do. But yeah its your life but seriously don't try to put yourself above nobody were all in the same business sweetie You are what you are you should just accept it! Xoxo, Alissa
If you don't like being called out on the board then you shouldn't do it to others!
A few of my friends who know I am known for only seeing 1 person a day and only a few a month read her ad and asked me the question about the scheduling if Katies 2 ended up being the. 75 quickies would she ad to her schedule? Because they might be interested in seeing her either way. Simple. So I asked. What's the fuss about FEASH. I didn't do anything to deserve such hostility. JEEZ! And I've said this a hundred times. This is NOT my business. It's my fun.
A few of my friends who know I am known for only seeing 1 person a day and only a few a month read her ad and asked me the question about the scheduling if Katies 2 ended up being the. 75 quickies would she ad to her schedule? Because they might be interested in seeing her either way. Simple. So I asked. What's the fuss about FEASH. I didn't do anything to deserve such hostility. JEEZ! And I've said this a hundred times. This is NOT my business. It's my fun.If they wanted to know they should have asked themselves. It makes you look bad either way. Either you wanted to know,and used them as an excuse to ask,or they made you look like a SEND OUT! I dont know which and dont care. You should have handled it in a more discreet manner. Just because you only do one a day and a few a month doesnt mean your not in business. If uncle LEO gets a hold of you,I dont think the judge will agree its only fun. It turned to business when you started collecting FUNDS. You should really beg pardon from Katie before this gets outta hand.
LN
Msisabella
02-26-09, 04:59
Hello.
You fellas really got got someone sexy. Sweet. And spicey{smile} my name is ms. Isabella the smoking hott puerto rican from new york. I'm avalible when ever you need me. I promise to always be profesional, clean, on time, and a joy to be with so if you would like to meet just pm me so we can be come friends or more.
Kisses papi.
If they wanted to know they should have asked themselves. It makes you look bad either way. Either you wanted to know,and used them as an excuse to ask,or they made you look like a SEND OUT! I dont know which and dont care. You should have handled it in a more discreet manner. Just because you only do one a day and a few a month doesnt mean your not in business. If uncle LEO gets a hold of you,I dont think the judge will agree its only fun. It turned to business when you started collecting FUNDS. You should really beg pardon from Katie before this gets outta hand.
LNThere is an etiquette to almost everything even for hobbyist and provider. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with anyone but just saying that those etiquette should be learned and respected by both hobbyist and provider.
Be safe,
AC
Sonoman6611
02-26-09, 09:28
If you R looking to party with a hottie for an hour or more, then I'm your girl! Call me you won't be disappointed
One of the best gfe around
Call nadia 410 900 4900
Maybe I'm a little cautious under the current conditions but this doesn't add up. In fact its highly suspect.
Kance (joined on 7-26-2008) has 3 post with 2 of them here as a dup on the above subject of Nadia. Third post on Feb 18 2009 #366 Massage Parlor Reports about a visit with Neysa.
To strange in my opinion!!!
Sonoman
Sweet Melissa
02-26-09, 11:10
This entire site is about telling everyone everything about everyone. How much they charge, what acts they perform, how fat they are, how skinny they are and in my case you have been given a blow by blow of every sigle intimate act and the order they came in on several of my visits with my friends. As well as detailed descriptions of my home. But, I should have been more discreet? Ok. My apologies if I was too intrusive with you Katie. There was no malice in my question. (funny thing. Katie is the ONLY one who hasn't ragged me about this) I don't know PROVIDER ETIQUETTE obviously.
Believe me when I say this board won't hear from me again. This is too much like high school. PEACE OUT fellow hobbyist. This is suddenly no fun for me and if it's no fun. I'm not going to do it.
Amp Junkie
02-26-09, 12:44
Well this has certainly all taken a turn for the ugly! Either way, I am going to visit my favorite provider today and I couldn't be more excited. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also, Melissa, I don't know you, I've never met with you, but I don't think you should quit over this small thing. The internet is a fickle thing and I bet you in a week, everything will have been forgotten! Enjoy your work, enjoy your clientele, enjoy the money. Don't sweat the small stuff!
Hey Feash - why don't you follow your own advice. You just pissed off the absolute best provider I have ever seen in my life. Not only is she nice looking, she is educated, fun to be with, and the best fun you can find for 1000 miles at twice the price.
I've lived in NY, Atanta, Dallas, Sacramento, Oakland, Berkeley, and now the Memphis area - and believe me pal - trust me - in over 20 years she is by far the best. All the providers in Memphis put together don't come close to this lovely person.
Don't even fantasize about what you or the rest of us will be missing, because you miss the mark by light years.
I'm curious why you don't mind your own business (literally) and stay out of another provider's.
Bluffcity Guy
02-26-09, 14:53
Hey Feash - why don't you follow your own advice. You just pissed off the absolute best provider I have ever seen in my life. Not only is she nice looking, she is educated, fun to be with, and the best fun you can find for 1000 miles at twice the price.
I've lived in NY, Atanta, Dallas, Sacramento, Oakland, Berkeley, and now the Memphis area - and believe me pal - trust me - in over 20 years she is by far the best. All the providers in Memphis put together don't come close to this lovely person.
Don't even fantasize about what you or the rest of us will be missing, because you miss the mark by light years. If even half of what Our Sweet Melissa's reviews say are true, the guys she's bestowed her favors on have had what amounts to a religious experience. And the gifts one bestows on her for her time isn't anywhere near what the pleasure of her company is worth.
Cheers,
BCG
Hey Feash - why don't you follow your own advice. You just pissed off the absolute best provider I have ever seen in my life. Not only is she nice looking, she is educated, fun to be with, and the best fun you can find for 1000 miles at twice the price.
I've lived in NY, Atanta, Dallas, Sacramento, Oakland, Berkeley, and now the Memphis area - and believe me pal - trust me - in over 20 years she is by far the best. All the providers in Memphis put together don't come close to this lovely person.
Don't even fantasize about what you or the rest of us will be missing, because you miss the mark by light years.
I'm sure she will still see her regulars,so stop ass kissing and grow a pair!
Funster 901
02-26-09, 23:25
Believe me when I say this board won't hear from me again. This is too much like high school. PEACE OUT fellow hobbyist. This is suddenly no fun for me and if it's no fun. I'm not going to do it.
WOW. That is the definition of thin skinned!
Tumbling Dice8
02-27-09, 00:56
Maybe I'm a little cautious under the current conditions but this doesn't add up. In fact its highly suspect.
Kance (joined on 7-26-2008) has 3 post with 2 of them here as a dup on the above subject of Nadia. Third post on Feb 18 2009 #366 Massage Parlor Reports about a visit with Neysa.
To strange in my opinion!!!
Sonoman
Of course, its possible that I could be wrong but, at first glance, the pic posted just looked like a rip from a porn site. I could be wrong but I seriously doubt I am.
Banger Hard
02-27-09, 10:54
Believe me when I say this board won't hear from me again. PEACE OUT.
WOW. That is the definition of thin skinned!Ya know, if "Funster 901" just happened, by chance, to look anything like samanth 901 or Alissa 901, I bet I could find a way to make this fun again for all of us. I'm sure this was all a misunderstanding, so Melissa and funster, come on over and let me help you two "work" it out :-)
btw, I am a big fan of melissa's. Absolutely gorgeous. Without pre-judging those of you I have not seen, all i can say is the world would be a perfect place if all the ladies were like melissa.
Oh to be good looking, younger, richer, and with the stamina of an 18 year old....I've got the youth, looks, and stamina down. If you help me out with your money, together we can be rich enough for at least one of us to live out your fantasy. I promise to write and tell you all about it....
(just kidding bro, don't want to break any hobbiest ettiqutte rules and end up in the doghouse with melissa...or wait, maybe I do?)
Hey Feash. Why don't you follow your own advice. You just pissed off the absolute best provider I have ever seen in my life. Not only is she nice looking, she is educated, fun to be with, and the best fun you can find for 1000 miles at twice the price.
I've lived in NY, Atanta, Dallas, Sacramento, Oakland, Berkeley, and now the Memphis area. And believe me pal. Trust me. In over 20 years she is by far the best. All the providers in Memphis put together don't come close to this lovely person.
Don't even fantasize about what you or the rest of us will be missing, because you miss the mark by light years.O. K. I'm not new to this hobbyist thing, however I am new to the board. I wish I had been following this melissa thing the whole time, because it's absolutely hilarious. 1st let's call it what it really is Melissa, if you were really on here just to have fun you wouldn't ask for or accept the $$$$$. (BE REAL) I ead another post about giving these ladies the umost respect, I say WHY, do you think they are really respecting you (Come on) strap on a set and act like a man I guarantee she's not going to give you any discounts for saying that bullsh**t. Hell you lusky enough if you don't get robbed while seeing a lady. If you've been in this game as long as I have you'll know 2 things.
1. Sooner or later, the ladies youth, as well as looks fade right off into y=the sunset.
2. Sooner or later they all fall victim to some drug if they're not already stuck with a habit, be it coke, or Meth, Crack, or even the one that I wouldn't wish one anyone Heroine.
So, I'll say it again let's be real, as much as I enjoy being a hobbyist. We give these ladies our hard earned $$$ to pleasure us, there not our girlfriends or wives. So, No, I won't bring you flowers or candy, No, I won't see you on valentines, and No, I won't treat you as if you less than a human being, but I also will not kiss your ass and treat you as if you are God's gift to man.
If one leaves 25 others will replace her within two weeks. Younger, Prettier, and more enthusiastic that the one that spased out because she couldn't handle it when someone stopped treating her like she was gold and stratred treating her like a Pro. If you hate the reality, don't have FUN (LOL) anymore. It's not called the oldest profession for no reason. You're a joke, I'd respect you more if you held true to your word and never came around again, instead of chalking it up to emotions. Any reasonable male here knew that you'd be back, or still setting up rendevous with regulars because you can't live without the $$$$, just like the rest of us.
C!
I hope you're wearing a flame retardent suit- I feel you will need it shortly...
Sweet Melissa
03-01-09, 22:28
Why would you give respect to a woman who takes donations for sexual favors? Do you feel entitled to respect because you PAY for sex? Does it make you superior because you hold the money? You still have to pay for it. Can't get it for free. I think it comes down to this. Jax? So new to the board but obviously so schooled in the art of mongoring. You show respect to any woman who holds your dick between her teeth and surpresses the urge to rip it off due to your attitude. If I had known you were going to be so emotionally upset about my rejecting you. I would have let you down easier. No hard feelings ok? We look forward to hearing MUCH more from you. I have a feeling the laughs will be plentiful.
XOXOX
Melissa
O. K. I'm not new to this hobbyist thing, however I am new to the board. I wish I had been following this melissa thing the whole time, because it's absolutely hilarious. 1st let's call it what it really is Melissa, if you were really on here just to have fun you wouldn't ask for or accept the $$$$$. (BE REAL) I ead another post about giving these ladies the umost respect, I say WHY, do you think they are really respecting you (Come on) strap on a set and act like a man I guarantee she's not going to give you any discounts for saying that bullsh**t. Hell you lusky enough if you don't get robbed while seeing a lady. If you've been in this game as long as I have you'll know 2 things.
1. Sooner or later, the ladies youth, as well as looks fade right off into y=the sunset.
2. Sooner or later they all fall victim to some drug if they're not already stuck with a habit, be it coke, or Meth, Crack, or even the one that I wouldn't wish one anyone Heroine.
So, I'll say it again let's be real, as much as I enjoy being a hobbyist. We give these ladies our hard earned $$$ to pleasure us, there not our girlfriends or wives. So, No, I won't bring you flowers or candy, No, I won't see you on valentines, and No, I won't treat you as if you less than a human being, but I also will not kiss your ass and treat you as if you are God's gift to man.
If one leaves 25 others will replace her within two weeks. Younger, Prettier, and more enthusiastic that the one that spased out because she couldn't handle it when someone stopped treating her like she was gold and stratred treating her like a Pro. If you hate the reality, don't have FUN (LOL) anymore. It's not called the oldest profession for no reason. You're a joke, I'd respect you more if you held true to your word and never came around again, instead of chalking it up to emotions. Any reasonable male here knew that you'd be back, or still setting up rendevous with regulars because you can't live without the $$$$, just like the rest of us.
C!I have to agree, I'm not looking for a relationship, these ho's are in business, and shouldn't be looking for anything more than the donation and decent treatment (they should expect to be treated about the way they treat us with their up selling and whining bullshit trying to hurry us up so they can get their next fix). They offer a product with discretion understood, if it is good enough delivered in a timely fashion, they get repeat business and referrals which is part of the purpose of this forum. When the forum gets to where it has to be "escort" correct, I say bull crap. Fact is, escort or sw, they're the ****** and we're the johns/gents.
Kinda what I was thinking.
I hope you're wearing a flame retardent suit- I feel you will need it shortly...
Bluffcity Guy
03-02-09, 08:27
I have to agree, I'm not looking for a relationship, these ho's are in business, and shouldn't be looking for anything more than the donation and decent treatment (they should expect to be treated about the way they treat us with their up selling and whining bullshit trying to hurry us up so they can get their next fix).Speaking just for myself, my experiences with providers with whom I've developed a bit of a "relationship" (more of a good, enjoyable friendship) have been much, much better than they've been with "hos [who act like they're just] in business". I'm sorry that your experiences have been so bad, or that you're not letting yourself experience what a really good time with a woman can be like.
Having experienced the joy of spending time with women who I like (and who really seem to like me), I don't want to go back to the kind of experience you seem to be describing.
I know, I'm living in my own fantasy world. Then just leave me there; it's much more enjoyable than reality. :)
Cheers,
BCG
Justme9123
03-02-09, 09:23
O. K. I'm not new to this hobbyist thing, however I am new to the board. I wish I had been following this melissa thing the whole time, because it's absolutely hilarious. 1st let's call it what it really is Melissa, if you were really on here just to have fun you wouldn't ask for or accept the $$$$$. (BE REAL) I ead another post about giving these ladies the umost respect, I say WHY, do you think they are really respecting you (Come on) strap on a set and act like a man I guarantee she's not going to give you any discounts for saying that bullsh**t. Hell you lusky enough if you don't get robbed while seeing a lady. If you've been in this game as long as I have you'll know 2 things.
1. Sooner or later, the ladies youth, as well as looks fade right off into y=the sunset.
2. Sooner or later they all fall victim to some drug if they're not already stuck with a habit, be it coke, or Meth, Crack, or even the one that I wouldn't wish one anyone Heroine.
So, I'll say it again let's be real, as much as I enjoy being a hobbyist. We give these ladies our hard earned $$$ to pleasure us, there not our girlfriends or wives. So, No, I won't bring you flowers or candy, No, I won't see you on valentines, and No, I won't treat you as if you less than a human being, but I also will not kiss your ass and treat you as if you are God's gift to man.
If one leaves 25 others will replace her within two weeks. Younger, Prettier, and more enthusiastic that the one that spased out because she couldn't handle it when someone stopped treating her like she was gold and stratred treating her like a Pro. If you hate the reality, don't have FUN (LOL) anymore. It's not called the oldest profession for no reason. You're a joke, I'd respect you more if you held true to your word and never came around again, instead of chalking it up to emotions. Any reasonable male here knew that you'd be back, or still setting up rendevous with regulars because you can't live without the $$$$, just like the rest of us.
C!Well said, I know that some of the highly respected mongers will "cloud up and rain on your parade" BUT! You hit the nail on the head. If SM is so thin skined that any critisim sends her into a tantrum, Maybe she SHOULD take some "time out" like any other spoiled kid who doesn't get her way.
I really do respect the mongers who stand up for her, as they should but this is only my. 02
JM
Sweet Melissa
03-02-09, 09:54
I think the person who deserves a real apology here is JACKSON! Poor guy had to start a whole new category for the Melissa bashing. Sorry to have caused such a stir, sir. I have the highest hopes that it will go away soon enough. Bygones. It is an interesting study in human behavior though. The aggressors, the protectors and the "prey". The only things that really seperate us from packs of animals is the simple fact that humans are the only "animals" that like to inflict pain for fun. It's a mad world and we're just trying to keep from falling off.
Be nice.
Play safe.
Make love not war. ;)
XOXOX
Melissa
I hope you're wearing a flame retardent suit- I feel you will need it shortly...
I dont think he'll need it he'll do just fine!
O. K. I'm not new to this hobbyist thing, however I am new to the board. I wish I had been following this melissa thing the whole time, because it's absolutely hilarious. 1st let's call it what it really is Melissa, if you were really on here just to have fun you wouldn't ask for or accept the $$$$$. (BE REAL) I ead another post about giving these ladies the umost respect, I say WHY, do you think they are really respecting you (Come on) strap on a set and act like a man I guarantee she's not going to give you any discounts for saying that bullsh**t. Hell you lusky enough if you don't get robbed while seeing a lady. If you've been in this game as long as I have you'll know 2 things.
1. Sooner or later, the ladies youth, as well as looks fade right off into y=the sunset.
2. Sooner or later they all fall victim to some drug if they're not already stuck with a habit, be it coke, or Meth, Crack, or even the one that I wouldn't wish one anyone Heroine.
So, I'll say it again let's be real, as much as I enjoy being a hobbyist. We give these ladies our hard earned $$$ to pleasure us, there not our girlfriends or wives. So, No, I won't bring you flowers or candy, No, I won't see you on valentines, and No, I won't treat you as if you less than a human being, but I also will not kiss your ass and treat you as if you are God's gift to man.
If one leaves 25 others will replace her within two weeks. Younger, Prettier, and more enthusiastic that the one that spased out because she couldn't handle it when someone stopped treating her like she was gold and stratred treating her like a Pro. If you hate the reality, don't have FUN (LOL) anymore. It's not called the oldest profession for no reason. You're a joke, I'd respect you more if you held true to your word and never came around again, instead of chalking it up to emotions. Any reasonable male here knew that you'd be back, or still setting up rendevous with regulars because you can't live without the $$$$, just like the rest of us.
C!
Two thumbs up!!!
Boltupright
03-02-09, 11:01
Why would you give respect to a woman who takes donations for sexual favors? Do you feel entitled to respect because you PAY for sex? Does it make you superior because you hold the money? You still have to pay for it. Can't get it for free. I think it comes down to this. Jax? So new to the board but obviously so schooled in the art of mongoring. You show respect to any woman who holds your dick between her teeth and surpresses the urge to rip it off due to your attitude. If I had known you were going to be so emotionally upset about my rejecting you. I would have let you down easier. No hard feelings ok? We look forward to hearing MUCH more from you. I have a feeling the laughs will be plentiful.
XOXOX
MelissaNice post!
I think the person who deserves a real apology here is JACKSON! Poor guy had to start a whole new category for the Melissa bashing. Sorry to have caused such a stir, sir. I have the highest hopes that it will go away soon enough. Bygones. It is an interesting study in human behavior though. The aggressors, the protectors and the "prey". The only things that really seperate us from packs of animals is the simple fact that humans are the only "animals" that like to inflict pain for fun. It's a mad world and we're just trying to keep from falling off.
Be nice.
Play safe.
Make love not war. ;)
XOXOX
Melissa
You F***ed up,just like everyone else on this board has at sometime or another! You got bashed,just like everyone else sometime or another. Pick yourself up,dust yourself off,and learn from your mistake! Simple as that. Jackson knows what goes on,on this board,so dont flatter yourself thinking this new forum is because of the bashing you took. I've seen far worse than you recieved,and most of yours were PMs that some I dont agree with.
As for some of the so called mongers...........Isnt it funny how when a fellow fella monger screws up,everbody jumps his shit"RTFF" Which I have no problems with,even I was told to "RTFF" But.......as soon as a provider screws up(that everybody likes,not all providers get this treatment) Some mongers hurry to there defense!
Now I really dont have a problem with mongers defending there favorites,but thats if its a just cause. We have all did it before even I. Her mistake was a rookie mistake not worthy of all of this hoop la' So let this shit rest and Melissa RTFF,and stay humble!
That is all!
Bluffcity Guy
03-02-09, 12:10
I think the person who deserves a real apology here is JACKSON! Poor guy had to start a whole new category for the Melissa bashing. I hope I'm not raining on your parade, dear Melissa...
The first "Escort Classified Ads--Member Discussion" forum that I'm aware of is actually in the St. Louis forums, and that got created because a guy who hangs out there a lot (and here, too--NOT me, LOL) actually posted to say "WTF are we having discussions here, when this forum is just for escort ads?", and Jackson agreed and created the separate discussion forum.
Now, all the Melissa bashing/Melissa defending may have gotten Jackson to do it here, too, but it happened in St. Louis first. Or at least in St. Louis before it happened in Memphis.
Cheers,
BCG
Bluffcity Guy
03-02-09, 12:13
As for some of the so called mongers...........Isnt it funny how when a fellow fella monger screws up,everbody jumps his shit"RTFF" Which I have no problems with,even I was told to "RTFF" Well, the "RTFF" posts seem to be part of this board's culture. Thank the Random Quanta that I read a forum for at least a couple days before I start actively posting, or I'd have probably gotten an RTFF post shot at me. Fortunately, I saw some other poor newbie get himself reamed a new asshole over it first, and managed to avoid the unpleasant experience myself. LOL
Cheers,
BCG
CreamySilk2003
03-02-09, 15:35
Hello!! I am available all week long~ reviewed~ GFE~ 901-2182398
www.ambersilk.escortsite.com
Well, the "RTFF" posts seem to be part of this board's culture. Thank the Random Quanta that I read a forum for at least a couple days before I start actively posting, or I'd have probably gotten an RTFF post shot at me.
Fortunately, I saw some other poor newbie get himself reamed a new asshole over it first, and managed to avoid the unpleasant experience myself. LOL
Cheers,
BCGEnough drama in this section for admin to create a new section. LOL. Good move, so it's easier to weed out the classified ads quickly. Thanks.
Be safe
AC
Large Balls
03-03-09, 14:10
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1058367174.html
Bravo Sierra
03-05-09, 16:54
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1058367174.htmlI did a google search for her number, she looks like a lot of fun. She's even got a webcam: http://www.candygirlzcam.com/page4
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Has anyone seen this in the news: Sheriff files lawsuit over Craigslist's red-light district
http://arstechnica.com/web/news/2009/03/sheriff-sues-craigslist-over-mass-levels-of-prostitution.ars
Charliemurphy
03-06-09, 23:06
If you R looking to party with a hottie for an hour or more, then I'm your girl! Call me you won't be disappointed
One of the best gfe around Call Nadia
410-900-4990
Maybe I'm a little cautious under the current conditions but this doesn't add up. In fact its highly suspect.
Kance (joined on 7-26-2008) has 3 post with 2 of them here as a dup on the above subject of Nadia. Third post on Feb 18 2009 #366 Massage Parlor Reports about a visit with Neysa.
To strange in my opinion!!!
SonomanI don't know what's going on here but this is scary. I wouldn't trust Nadia or Neysa based on this information. Also the 410# looks like a COP PHONE NUMBER!!! PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS! I wouldn't want to see anyone get caught up out there!!
I don't know what's going on here but this is scary. I wouldn't trust Nadia or Neysa based on this information. Also the 410# looks like a COP PHONE NUMBER!!! PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS! I wouldn't want to see anyone get caught up out there!!I agree there is something wrong with Kance. See my post on the 3rd talking about that very issue.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=776683&postcount=369
However, Neysa is legit and pretty well known. I have not seen her personally, but many trusted members have and will probably vouch for her. I caution you on coming here making harsh accusations and not knowing the whole story. Just because he/she said she saw Neysa doesn't mean Neysa is in on anything. You may have made the right call on Kance, but not so with Neysa IMHO.
Ret
The 410 number with the pic of the girl is fake it was a joke it my friend phone number I put on her.
Charliemurphy
03-07-09, 03:48
I agree there is something wrong with Kance. See my post on the 3rd talking about that very issue.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=776683&postcount=369
However, Neysa is legit and pretty well known. I have not seen her personally, but many trusted members have and will probably vouch for her. I caution you on coming here making harsh accusations and not knowing the whole story. Just because he/she said she saw Neysa doesn't mean Neysa is in on anything. You may have made the right call on Kance, but not so with Neysa IMHO.
RetI think you have to be careful when dealing with either one: Kance, Nadia or Neysa! When there's smoke there's fire!
Bluffcity Guy
03-07-09, 12:33
I think you have to be careful when dealing with either one: Kance, Nadia or Neysa! When there's smoke there's fire!Neysa has too many good reviews here and elsewhere to worry seriously about her being LE. Chill out, at least where she's concerned.
Cheers,
BCG
NevinHarris
03-07-09, 13:41
Neysa has too many good reviews here and elsewhere to worry seriously about her being LE. Chill out, at least where she's concerned.
Cheers,
BCGSometimes I wonder hun what goes through peoples minds when they think a gals LE because of something so silly especially like you said with all my great reviews and all. It makes me wonder. You would think people men or women try and hurt peoples reps for whatever theyre reasons are and things peole say arnt always trur. I can't even count the amount of ads placed on CL when I first started saying different false things I saw. They were just trying to chase me off. I don't know whats going on but I'm very greatful theyre are good clients who will back up us good girls when people start talking crazy, ou guys are the best!
Have a good one,
Neysa
Tn Tornado
03-07-09, 14:02
I'm not knocking you for only having 2 reports but you should read more about Neysa. I saw her a long time ago when she first started and she is definitely legit. Nice girl too.
Charliemurphy
03-08-09, 16:15
The 410 number with the pic of the girl is fake it was a joke it my friend phone number I put on her.
Sometimes I wonder hun what goes through peoples minds when they think a gals LE because of something so silly especially like you said with all my great reviews and all. It makes me wonder. You would think people men or women try and hurt peoples reps for whatever theyre reasons are and things peole say arnt always trur. I can't even count the amount of ads placed on CL when I first started saying different false things I saw. They were just trying to chase me off. I don't know whats going on but I'm very greatful theyre are good clients who will back up us good girls when people start talking crazy, ou guys are the best!
Have a good one,
NeysaGood one! wow..this is getting more and more stupid.
PoppaDiddy
03-08-09, 17:29
I'll second that. Neysa's a great provider, been around for a while, and definitely not LE. That's personal experience talking, btw. That's my pair of pennies.
Stay Safe,
Pops
StreetPics
03-08-09, 18:30
The 410 number with the pic of the girl is fake it was a joke it my friend phone number I put on her.
What the hell is this?
This guy/girl makes less sense with every post.
Charliemurphy
03-08-09, 18:37
What the hell is this?
This guy/girl makes less sense with every post.So therefore everything he/she has said should be taken very cautiously. This means every name. Including neysa. Period. You guys see her if you want. Where there's smoke there is fire and also. Just b/c someone wasn't working with le before. Doesn't mean they aren't now. Be careful.
I've never dated a CL girl before, but I am thinking about giving a shot. Can anyone give a brief summary of what to be on the look out for. I think I can pick out scams/spam, but I'm mainly concerned about LE. What should I look for?
Banger Hard
03-09-09, 10:09
The 410 number with the pic of the girl is fake it was a joke it my friend phone number I put on her.
Good one! wow..this is getting more and more stupid.These two jokers need to go. Everyone needs to beware of newbies, because you know they will re-register with new names as soon as they realize that they have been outed.
I've never dated a CL girl before, but I am thinking about giving a shot. Can anyone give a brief summary of what to be on the look out for. I think I can pick out scams/spam, but I'm mainly concerned about LE. What should I look for?Sorry for the late post, I visited yall fine city this weekend and hooked up with Rachal from CL, http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1063370113.html, and it was amazing I will definitly try to get with her again. Believe me she is legit.
Stay safe
Has anyone had a visit with Nikki (http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1066580861.html)?
Normally, a picture like that set off sirens, but with this economy there seem to be more of these.
(Becoming active in this forum has it perks!)
Sweet Melissa
03-10-09, 15:30
I haven't visited with Nikki, but I would suggest she use spell check in all further ads. It's not rocket science.
P.S. To everyone that is going to FLAME me for this comment. BITE ME! It's not hard to fake intelligence. SPELL CHECK!
Greg Tennessee
03-10-09, 16:27
Sorry for the late post, I visited yall fine city this weekend and hooked up with Rachal from CL, http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1063370113.html, and it was amazing I will definitly try to get with her again. Believe me she is legit.
Stay safeI have saw her posts before and might be interested. What were her rates?
I have saw her posts before and might be interested. What were her rates?200hr, and she is no clock watcher.
Fred G Sanford
03-11-09, 14:08
I haven't visited with Nikki, but I would suggest she use spell check in all further ads. It's not rocket science.
P.S. To everyone that is going to FLAME me for this comment. BITE ME! It's not hard to fake intelligence. SPELL CHECK!Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders.
On 03/02/09 she wrote:
It is an interesting study in human behavior though. The only things that really seperate us from packs of animals is the simple fact that humans are the only "animals" that like to inflict pain for fun.Shouldn't that be separate?
On 03/06/09 she wrote:
I'm just not that detail oriented is all.Maybe she isn't either
On 03/01/09 she wrote:
ou show respect to any woman who holds your dick between her teeth and surpresses the urge to rip it off due to your attitude.Try suppresses next time
On 02/27/09 she wrote:
I am just a very sweet person who doesn't have people in my life that yell at meand
However, so many of you ahve given me wonderful words of encouragement and have told me the best way to handle this is to just stand up and stay. Don't run from the bullies.It's "have". Irony and a misspelling in the same post. You should be ashamed
On 02/26/09 she wrote:
in my case you have been given a blow by blow of every sigle intimate actA missing "n"
On 02/22/09 she wrote:
I'm sure I could make it for an hour or two without being permenantly damaged from the experience.and
I was just wondering what it woulde be like to be on display like a pretty cake at the bakery.Try "permanently" and "would" next time. Have you checked for updates on your spell checker?
On 02/20/09 she wrote:
Is there a preffered uniform?Here is the "preferred" you were looking for
On 02/19/09 she wrote:
I love the term cortesan due to the implications of class as opposed to trash.You may love the term but you should learn that it is spelled "courtesan"
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
Then why is the oldest profession still one of the strongest and untouched my economic recessions?My or by?
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
Due to your level of discretion and selectivness.Throw an "e" between the "v" and the "n" and see if the little red line goes away.
Finally, on 02/23/09 she wrote:
I have obviously forgotten to introduce you to my muliple personalities!Its spelled "multiple", and I think we have been introduced to several of them already.
Fred G Sanford
And the G stands for Gonna get flamed
Cruiser 22
03-11-09, 14:51
Has anyone had a visit with Nikki (http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1066580861.html)?
Normally, a picture like that set off sirens, but with this economy there seem to be more of these.
(Becoming active in this forum has it perks!)Yea I thought the same thing, just saw her pic and came straight here for info because my first thought was "Holy shit!, that's too good to be true!"
I have yet to meet anyone from here, man would that be some kickoff!
lol
Yea I thought the same thing, just saw her pic and came straight here for info because my first thought was "Holy shit! , that's too good to be true! "
I have yet to meet anyone from here, man would that be some kickoff!
LOLWanna test? Just don't ask for cost of service and say you're a photographer. If she's unwilling to take nude photography, she's likely a cop. And when you see her and she's not the one according to those photos, feel free to say that you've been scammed and turn around and leave. If she drives her cost down for nude photography and you're still interested, take them pictures.
Note: I learn this from Manswers.
My friend was willing to try, but he's probably sticking to SM if she wouldn't mind, and, while on that subject.
Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders. Good-natured ribbing are always fun! But ribbed condoms are funner!
Bluffcity Guy
03-12-09, 07:35
Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders.[snippage]
We have a lot of time on our hands, I see...
:)
Cheers,
BCG
Alissa 901
03-12-09, 09:26
I love it! Can't stand a stuck up B**CH. Also you might wanna take the Sweet out of your name. You are clearly not that at all from what I can see of you. Mr. Fred great post. I love when a man is a man and thinks with his big head and doesn't kiss A$$ MUAH! Might of had time your hands but this is what the hobby is about "research". Some won't like what you did. But just wanted to let you know I love it. Keep the post coming.
Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders.
On 03/02/09 she wrote:
Shouldn't that be separate?
On 03/06/09 she wrote:
Maybe she isn't either
On 03/01/09 she wrote:
Try suppresses next time
On 02/27/09 she wrote:
and
It's "have". Irony and a misspelling in the same post. You should be ashamed
On 02/26/09 she wrote:
A missing "n"
On 02/22/09 she wrote:
and
Try "permanently" and "would" next time. Have you checked for updates on your spell checker?
On 02/20/09 she wrote:
Here is the "preferred" you were looking for
On 02/19/09 she wrote:
You may love the term but you should learn that it is spelled "courtesan"
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
My or by?
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
Throw an "e" between the "v" and the "n" and see if the little red line goes away.
Finally, on 02/23/09 she wrote:
Its spelled "multiple", and I think we have been introduced to several of them already.
Fred G Sanford
And the G stands for Gonna get flamed
Banger Hard
03-12-09, 10:21
Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders.
Fred G Sanford
And the G stands for Gonna get flamedI think melissa is going to like your post... she has a great sense of humor, and the effort you put into this is impressive :-)
Sweet Melissa
03-12-09, 11:32
Fred G Sanford joined the board yesterday JUST to give me a hard time. PRICELESS! I don't think much of spell check in postings due to the fact that I'm not sure it is even available. Typing errors do happen. However, in a two sentence ad. It's not that hard. I am truely flattered that FGS felt such an overwhelming desire to research and ferret out all of my typing errors. He must be a very bored man, BUT at least all that research, reading and typing he did on my own personal typing mistakes ensured that his dick would get a break from his obsessive masturbating. I hope he has a great day because he just made mine! We all hope to hear more from such an insightfull and intelligent man as Fred G(gonna get flamed) Sanford. (Can't stop grinning about how freakin funny this was) Peace, Love and Happiness
XOXOX
Melissa
Sweet Melissa
03-12-09, 16:42
Wow. It just keeps coming today. I have never met Alissa but she seems to not like me very much. Hmmm. Got some hatin' going on here? I am once again. MORE than amused at the apparent lack of knowledge. Fred and Alissa don't know me at all. EVERYTHING that has been written about me by the people who actually KNOW me proves that I am far from a stuck up female dog. I'll keep the SWEET in my name. Thanks for the suggestion though. And on a lighter note. It came to my attention through PM's that Alissa and Sam are refusing to visit with men who know and love me. So, guys. Be sure and NOT use me as a reference with them. I'd hate for any of you to miss out on such wonderful women. I've heard and read nothing but fabulous things about them and even though they seem to be NOT so fond of me. I have no hard feelings. Some people just aren't happy and they act out in differnt ways. C'est la vie. Je ne suis pas desole. Research that! (BIG GRIN! ) XOXOX
SWEET Melissa
Bravo Sierra
03-12-09, 16:46
I've never dated a CL girl before, but I am thinking about giving a shot. Can anyone give a brief summary of what to be on the look out for. I think I can pick out scams/spam, but I'm mainly concerned about LE. What should I look for?I'm with you on this one. I've had friends with benefits in the past and all it cost me was some party favors. Now we're getting older and everyone's settling down with their kids and trying to hang onto the good guys in their life. It's got me looking elsewhere (ie here, b*ckpage, and CL) to get my fix because I work too damn much to hold a relationship.
I've been thinking about your question though and LE would never let you photograph them so that's a good one. Surely there would be a few that wouldn't be down for pictures though, so maybe you could do what some of the guys in the gonzo flicks do and ask the girl for the 'password'~ and the password would be them showing you their breasts.
However if the girl was working 'with' LE they might just do it to help snag you so you could always ask if they were associated with the Po dept. I'm not sure if this would work but I hear that can't lie as it's entrapment.
Last but not least, you could always just take referrals.
Could anyone elaborate on this topic?
SweetSarah
03-12-09, 17:28
I love it! Can't stand a stuck up B**CH. Also you might wanna take the Sweet out of your name. You are clearly not that at all from what I can see of you. Mr. Fred great post. I love when a man is a man and thinks with his big head and doesn't kiss A$$ MUAH! Might of had time your hands but this is what the hobby is about "research". Some won't like what you did. But just wanted to let you know I love it. Keep the post coming.I actually posted a comment yesterday and it never showed up.
Melissa Your true colors are really starting to show, I suggest you stop worrying so much about what all the other providers are doing. You seem to get plenty of reviews and only see two clients a day. .. so why are you constantly picking on people?
Sweet Melissa
03-12-09, 18:05
Public APOLOGY to Sam and Alissa. (I am getting tired of having to soothe and apologize) Apparently the PM's of them not seeing people due to me were FALSE. They just didn't want to see the guys. It had NOTHING to do with me. I think I might crawl in a hole (haha) somewhere and wait for all of this to blow (haha) over. I don't know how to edit posts. So this is all I can do. I'm sure more flames are headed my way. JEEZ! All I want is to get laid by some great guys and have some fun and put some extra cookies in my jar to save for my retirement. Is that too much to ask? I humble myself before the great and all powerful rulers in this world of mongering and providing. Please forgive me. I know not what I do or say.
Melissa
Long time lurker but first and maybe only time poster. I could not let this comment pass without a few reminders.
On 03/02/09 she wrote:
Shouldn't that be separate?
On 03/06/09 she wrote:
Maybe she isn't either
On 03/01/09 she wrote:
Try suppresses next time
On 02/27/09 she wrote:
and
It's "have". Irony and a misspelling in the same post. You should be ashamed
On 02/26/09 she wrote:
A missing "n"
On 02/22/09 she wrote:
and
Try "permanently" and "would" next time. Have you checked for updates on your spell checker?
On 02/20/09 she wrote:
Here is the "preferred" you were looking for
On 02/19/09 she wrote:
You may love the term but you should learn that it is spelled "courtesan"
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
My or by?
On 02/23/09 she wrote:
Throw an "e" between the "v" and the "n" and see if the little red line goes away.
Finally, on 02/23/09 she wrote:
Its spelled "multiple", and I think we have been introduced to several of them already.
Fred G Sanford
And the G stands for Gonna get flamed
My good man I would buy you a drink anytime. That was a damn fine piece of work If I must say so! Cheers,and please do post more!
I think melissa is going to like your post... she has a great sense of humor, and the effort you put into this is impressive :-)
I just read her post. It doesnt seem like she likes it at all. My goodness is it that hard for her to fake it over the keyboard? She takes her shot at him about masturbating lol. Just shows her sense of humor isnt what you think it is? I have heard she has a LARGE EGO!!!!! Simple rule is if you cant stand the heat stay ya ass outta tha kitchen! Again I say to some GROW A PAIR!
Sweet Melissa
03-12-09, 19:14
Funny how you have so much to say about me yet you have never met me. I WAS truely amused by the Fred guy. He made a real effort. Opened a new account and everything JUST to flame me. It is hard to read humor and tone on the computer. It doesn't come off the same as in person. He took his shots at me so I thought it only appropriate to take a few at him. It was purely for humor. I'll say the same thing to you that I have said to others. What the heck do you have against me? Does LARGE EGO mean SMALL client list? I have NEVER put myself above other providers. I simply get paid for doing what I LOVE to do anyway. Your constantly putting me down kind of makes you look like one of those guys that got rejected and this is how you retaliate. Kind of like the nerd in high school that becomes a police officer and enjoys writing tickets. That is just my opinion and we all have one. Right? Either way. BLEEP you. Or better yet. NOT BLEEP you. I'm smiling right now. Trying to be funny and you are probably pissed. See what I mean about not being able to understand tone over the computer.
It's all shits and giggles folks. Stop being so angry.
Melissa
Tn Tornado
03-12-09, 21:55
Fred G Sanford joined the board yesterday JUST to give me a hard time. PRICELESS! I don't think much of spell check in postings due to the fact that I'm not sure it is even available. Typing errors do happen. However, in a two sentence ad. It's not that hard. I am truely flattered that FGS felt such an overwhelming desire to research and ferret out all of my typing errors. He must be a very bored man, BUT at least all that research, reading and typing he did on my own personal typing mistakes ensured that his dick would get a break from his obsessive masturbating. I hope he has a great day because he just made mine! We all hope to hear more from such an insightfull and intelligent man as Fred G(gonna get flamed) Sanford. (Can't stop grinning about how freakin funny this was) Peace, Love and Happiness
XOXOX
Melissa
Uh, that's insightful, not insightfull.
I'll start a poll:
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Should Melissa and Alissa fight in an unsanctioned "Ultimate Surrender" match?
(Y) Yes
(N) No
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Let's also start a fund to buy Lrdnitro some cupcakes. Relax, breathe, it's not the end of the world.
P.S. I vote (Y) Yes.
I love it! Can't stand a stuck up B**CH. Also you might wanna take the Sweet out of your name. You are clearly not that at all from what I can see of you. Mr. Fred great post. I love when a man is a man and thinks with his big head and doesn't kiss A$$ MUAH! Might of had time your hands but this is what the hobby is about "research". Some won't like what you did. But just wanted to let you know I love it. Keep the post coming.Well I she Alissa isn't a punk by far now is she! Gone girl.Tell it like it is. LOL
Sonoman6611
03-13-09, 09:29
So by the way thank goodness that sorry Son of ***** divorced her!.
Anyway all I can say is that somewhere out there is the fucking moron that let Sweet Melissa go!.
Why that DA husband of her’s let her slip away is beyond me!
I love it! Can't stand a stuck up B**CH. Also you might wanna take the Sweet out of your name. You are clearly not that at all from what I can see of you. "Snipped Rest".
It is obvious that Alissa hit this one out of the park, hit the nail on the head as they say, called a spade a spade. Nice Job Alissa.
Melissa, if you go back and read previous post you publicly called people out on their size, verbally fought with a photographer, had comments removed by Admin, talked about other providers and now this. The last three posts from yesterday show that no one has to talk about you, you do a very good job talking about yourself. Quite honestly there were comments that were not only uncalled for they were just ugly.
Guess we know why he let her go. Or I do.
Bluffcity Guy
03-13-09, 09:30
Funny how you have so much to say about me yet you have never met me. I WAS truely amused by the Fred guy. He made a real effort. Opened a new account and everything JUST to flame me. It is hard to read humor and tone on the computer. It doesn't come off the same as in person. He took his shots at me so I thought it only appropriate to take a few at him. It was purely for humor. I'll say the same thing to you that I have said to others. What the heck do you have against me? Does LARGE EGO mean SMALL client list? I have NEVER put myself above other providers. I simply get paid for doing what I LOVE to do anyway. Your constantly putting me down kind of makes you look like one of those guys that got rejected and this is how you retaliate. Kind of like the nerd in high school that becomes a police officer and enjoys writing tickets. That is just my opinion and we all have one. Right? Either way. BLEEP you. Or better yet. NOT BLEEP you. I'm smiling right now. Trying to be funny and you are probably pissed. See what I mean about not being able to understand tone over the computer.
It's all shits and giggles folks. Stop being so angry.
MelissaThe ancient Romans had a saying that covers this kind of people:
Illegitimi non carborundum.
Or "Don't let the bastards grind you down." :D
Those of us here who've had the pleasure know how sweet you really are. The rest of them can just eat their hearts out.
Cheers,
BCG
Justme9123
03-13-09, 09:51
I actually posted a comment yesterday and it never showed up.
Melissa Your true colors are really starting to show, I suggest you stop worrying so much about what all the other providers are doing. You seem to get plenty of reviews and only see two clients a day. So why are you constantly picking on people? Thank you for saying what I have been thinking for quite a while. I haven't tried to see SM, but I have seen her Pic's. While she is OK she sure as hell isn't as fine as she seems to think she is. I only wish I could buy her for what she is really worth and then sell her for what she thinks she is worth. For all of the fellow mongers willing to fall on their sword for her, more power to you. Nothing intended to throw stones your way, but I just think what she needs is a good ole fashion "CROSS THE KNEE SPANKING".
She is nothing but a spoiled brat that thinks she can talk about everyone, but no one should say a thing bad about her. OMG
Sweet Sara, Alissa, and Sam in my opinion has more class in their little finger than SM has in her WHOLE Body.
Just my $. 02
JM
BigBubbaBobby
03-13-09, 10:23
I'll start a poll:
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Should Melissa and Alissa fight in an unsanctioned "Ultimate Surrender" match?
(Y) Yes
(N) No
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Let's also start a fund to buy Lrdnitro some cupcakes. Relax, breathe, it's not the end of the world.
P.S. I vote (Y) Yes.I vote
(Y) Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes!
This will be a hot oil cage match, right?
I've not actually seen either yet but I do (really, seriously, wildly) hope to see Alissa when I am in Tunica next week. She just seems like a seriously hot girl with a fun attitude. The kind that would snap your neck back if you passed her walking down the street!
SweetSarah
03-13-09, 11:02
Funny how you have so much to say about me yet you have never met me. I WAS truely amused by the Fred guy. He made a real effort. Opened a new account and everything JUST to flame me. It is hard to read humor and tone on the computer. It doesn't come off the same as in person. He took his shots at me so I thought it only appropriate to take a few at him. It was purely for humor. I'll say the same thing to you that I have said to others. What the heck do you have against me? Does LARGE EGO mean SMALL client list? I have NEVER put myself above other providers. I simply get paid for doing what I LOVE to do anyway. Your constantly putting me down kind of makes you look like one of those guys that got rejected and this is how you retaliate. Kind of like the nerd in high school that becomes a police officer and enjoys writing tickets. That is just my opinion and we all have one. Right? Either way. BLEEP you. Or better yet. NOT BLEEP you. I'm smiling right now. Trying to be funny and you are probably pissed. See what I mean about not being able to understand tone over the computer.
It's all shits and giggles folks. Stop being so angry.
MelissaYou have taken shots at people for absolutely no reason! If you don't have anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all!
Sweet Sweet Sarah!
Sweet Melissa
03-13-09, 11:14
Thong and Bravo. Here is my 2 pennies worth on the L. E. Situation. Uncle LEO can't have a drink with you and Uncle LEO can't touch you or expose themselves SO have a beer and give a big hug. Feel each other up and kiss. After that. It's all good! When I am considering visiting with someone for the first time we meet for a drink and when they walk me to my car I'll push them up against the door and feel all over their bodies while making out like teenagers. Uncle LEO can't do that. So, have a drink and cop (hahaha) a feel.
XOXOX
Melissa
Stocking Lover
03-13-09, 11:25
I'm with you on this one. I've had friends with benefits in the past and all it cost me was some party favors. Now we're getting older and everyone's settling down with their kids and trying to hang onto the good guys in their life. It's got me looking elsewhere (ie here, b*ckpage, and CL) to get my fix because I work too damn much to hold a relationship.
I've been thinking about your question though and LE would never let you photograph them so that's a good one. Surely there would be a few that wouldn't be down for pictures though, so maybe you could do what some of the guys in the gonzo flicks do and ask the girl for the 'password'~ and the password would be them showing you their breasts.
However if the girl was working 'with' LE they might just do it to help snag you so you could always ask if they were associated with the Po dept. I'm not sure if this would work but I hear that can't lie as it's entrapment.
Last but not least, you could always just take referrals.
Could anyone elaborate on this topic?
Go see someone who is well established, well reviewed, and has a reputation for being above reproach. There are plenty of excellent providers who post on these boards and are proven to be quite safe. I guess you never really know if someone is working for the cops, but that's where you have to eventually take the leap. I don't know of any instances during the last year where a monger has been set up by a provider with a good reputation. The whole trust thing works both ways though. With all the LE heat coming down, most of the top providers are especially wary of anyone without references. My best advice is call a well known provider, develop a good rapport with her, and get her to take a chance on you. Once you get your first reference, you can use it to see another provider.
Hope this helps,
SL
Bluffcity Guy
03-13-09, 13:35
Go see someone who is well established, well reviewed, and has a reputation for being above reproach. There are plenty of excellent providers who post on these boards and are proven to be quite safe. I guess you never really know if someone is working for the cops, but that's where you have to eventually take the leap. I think it was Jubal Harshaw in Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land who pointed out that "There is no safety this side of the grave" (quote from memory, so cut me some slack :) ). Following SL's suggestions would certainly minimize your risk, however.
Cheers,
BCG
Funny how you have so much to say about me yet you have never met me. I WAS truely amused by the Fred guy. He made a real effort. Opened a new account and everything JUST to flame me. It is hard to read humor and tone on the computer. It doesn't come off the same as in person. He took his shots at me so I thought it only appropriate to take a few at him. It was purely for humor. I'll say the same thing to you that I have said to others. What the heck do you have against me? Does LARGE EGO mean SMALL client list? I have NEVER put myself above other providers. I simply get paid for doing what I LOVE to do anyway. Your constantly putting me down kind of makes you look like one of those guys that got rejected and this is how you retaliate. Kind of like the nerd in high school that becomes a police officer and enjoys writing tickets. That is just my opinion and we all have one. Right? Either way. BLEEP you. Or better yet. NOT BLEEP you. I'm smiling right now. Trying to be funny and you are probably pissed. See what I mean about not being able to understand tone over the computer.
It's all shits and giggles folks. Stop being so angry.
Melissa
You know I really havent been hard on you, I even told you to stop apologizing and RTFF you made a mistake. Angry im not. If you RTFF like some have suggested, you would know when i'm angry or really come down on you.
As far as your EGO. Yeah I said it was big. Doesnt take a engineer to figure that out. The first thing you always say when you dont agree with a post,or as you just did me."You must be one of the guys I turned down" Soooooo defensive you are. Missy i've been doing this for a long time I've seen em come and i've seen em go. So the choice is yours on your next course of action with me. You can make nice, or you can choose the latter. If you wanna go to war I can take you to war. Along with your fan club of nutless wonders! I hope you choose wisely,while your asking about providers policies, maybe you should ask about some of the nice helpful hobbiest you so love to call out.
Nuff Said :)
Samantha901
03-13-09, 16:26
I'm gonna be very blunt and say what is not being said.
Just to break it down for you. I don't like to see anyone down nor put anyone below me. But than again I see no one above me when I look up. Take that how you want.
Its one thing to stand up for yourself. And another to feed into drama.
Theres a difference between disagreeing. And and feeling attacked.
You share a lot of your thoughts on this site. Feedback bound to happen.
Some people may be sick of seeing you post. And some may wanna conversant.
I must say you have became very popular since you have joined.
You are your own person. Me personally don't like the drama. But I also know some do.
My point is. Maybe take the time to think about what your saying. Or keep some thoughts to yourself.
By now you should know to think about what you say. Think about the consequences that may come with what your about to say next. Are you going to offend someone? Some people are sensitive.
Just take other people in to consideration when you write down your thoughts.
And you won't get this much bad attention if you were to keep low key. Low key is never a bad thing.
*Sam I Am*
Funny how you have so much to say about me yet you have never met me. I WAS truely amused by the Fred guy. He made a real effort. Opened a new account and everything JUST to flame me. It is hard to read humor and tone on the computer. It doesn't come off the same as in person. He took his shots at me so I thought it only appropriate to take a few at him. It was purely for humor. I'll say the same thing to you that I have said to others. What the heck do you have against me? Does LARGE EGO mean SMALL client list? I have NEVER put myself above other providers. I simply get paid for doing what I LOVE to do anyway. Your constantly putting me down kind of makes you look like one of those guys that got rejected and this is how you retaliate. Kind of like the nerd in high school that becomes a police officer and enjoys writing tickets. That is just my opinion and we all have one. Right? Either way. BLEEP you. Or better yet. NOT BLEEP you. I'm smiling right now. Trying to be funny and you are probably pissed. See what I mean about not being able to understand tone over the computer.
It's all shits and giggles folks. Stop being so angry.
Melissa
I'll start a poll:
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Should Melissa and Alissa fight in an unsanctioned "Ultimate Surrender" match?
(Y) Yes
(N) No
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Let's also start a fund to buy Lrdnitro some cupcakes. Relax, breathe, it's not the end of the world.
P.S. I vote (Y) Yes.
I like hostess Orange Cup Cakes. Dude seriously who are you?
Sweet Melissa
03-13-09, 17:22
You know I really havent been hard on you, I even told you to stop apologizing and RTFF you made a mistake. Angry im not. If you RTFF like some have suggested, you would know when i'm angry or really come down on you.
As far as your EGO. Yeah I said it was big. Doesnt take a engineer to figure that out. The first thing you always say when you dont agree with a post,or as you just did me."You must be one of the guys I turned down" Soooooo defensive you are. Missy i've been doing this for a long time I've seen em come and i've seen em go. So the choice is yours on your next course of action with me. You can make nice, or you can choose the latter. If you wanna go to war I can take you to war. Along with your fan club of nutless wonders! I hope you choose wisely,while your asking about providers policies, maybe you should ask about some of the nice helpful hobbiest you so love to call out.
Nuff Said :)Ever notice that if a guy comes to my defense you call him a nutless wonder and to "grow a pair"? How about you make nice first. I have apologized all I am going to. Haven't seen a single apology to me. Not looking for one actually. Admitted I speak before thinking. Said sorry. NUFF said.
XOXOX
Melissa
Sweet Melissa
03-13-09, 17:32
Go get laid and lay off me. I made one stupid comment about spelling and have said sorry a thousand times. You are all doing to me what you say I did to someone else. Only much worse. I was commenting on spelling. You guys are ripping me as a person and not ONE of you know me! The only difference is I'm saying sorry. Because I am. Sorry. Really didn't mean any harm. Can you say the same.
This is suppossed to be fun people. Sex and rock and roll. JEEZ!
Enough already!
XOXOX,
Melissa
Sweet Melissa
03-13-09, 18:03
Water trumps fire everytime. So. I'm just gonna stay in the shower until this is history. Something tells me I'll be waterlogged. But y'all go ahead and get it out of your systems.
XOXOX,
Melissa
Sweet Melissa
03-13-09, 18:21
Smile!
It confuses people.
I'm gonna be very blunt and say what is not being said.
Just to break it down for you. I don't like to see anyone down nor put anyone below me. But than again I see no one above me when I look up. Take that how you want.
Its one thing to stand up for yourself. And another to feed into drama.
Theres a difference between disagreeing. And and feeling attacked.
You share a lot of your thoughts on this site. Feedback bound to happen.
Some people may be sick of seeing you post. And some may wanna conversant.
I must say you have became very popular since you have joined.
You are your own person. Me personally don't like the drama. But I also know some do.
My point is. Maybe take the time to think about what your saying. Or keep some thoughts to yourself.
By now you should know to think about what you say. Think about the consequences that may come with what your about to say next. Are you going to offend someone? Some people are sensitive.
Just take other people in to consideration when you write down your thoughts.
And you won't get this much bad attention if you were to keep low key. Low key is never a bad thing.
*Sam I Am*
Just wanted to say how much I'm enjoying the catfight(s) in here. We got flaming orange cup cakes and ulimate surrender matches. We got three sweet and sweaty girls. I think they could fight it out by sending the best pictures they got and us poor dumb mongers, who can't spell, can enjoy the visuals. COME ON FLAMES
Miss Bliss
03-14-09, 00:26
Providers. It benefits us all to stay out of the drama and come together to keep eachother safe. As a recent transplant from Phoenix, I am used to a certain sisterhood among providers in order for us all to stay safe.
Let the b. S. Slide. It's all good. Sometimes what you mean and what comes off the keyboard don't come into sync. Step back and don't get so offended by everything.
Peace and love to you all.
The ad that started all this drama is back with another name and a local number, same spelling mistake. Heh
http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_9733_s_xxxy_b_auty_very_9733_sweet_9733_19/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=767837
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1073433534.html
I'm just wondering if she's legit, because this smells like BBQ pork.
My only interest before was that she had an phoenix, az, area code.
I was in that area for some time.
That interest is now dead!
Spunky 242
03-14-09, 01:37
A tip of the hat to the lady Sam for providing level-headed and sound advice.
Sweet Melissa
03-14-09, 03:02
I haven't seen Nikki/Crystal but someone should suggest she use spell check. It's not that hard to fake intelligence folks. Spell check! (come on. Have to love my sense of humor): P
And what's up with changing your name after 2 days. Smells funny to me So. Are we all ready to get drunk and screw? Done fighting? I hope so. No hard feelings all around. Kisses and hugs and maybe a bit of finger. (Alissa. Keep your fingers to yourself. That was so freakin' funny) I've got the baby oil and the plastic sheets ready when you are!
XOXOX
Melissa
Pancho Villa
03-14-09, 03:28
Called the # today from a spoofed location, and a thug, if you will forgive the characterization, answered. Never talked to the girl.
The ad that started all this drama is back with another name and a local number, same spelling mistake. Heh
http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_9733_s_xxxy_b_auty_very_9733_sweet_9733_19/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=767837
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1073433534.html
I'm just wondering if she's legit, because this smells like BBQ pork.
My only interest before was that she had an phoenix, az, area code.
I was in that area for some time.
That interest is now dead!
Fred G Sanford
03-14-09, 12:13
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because I do not allow "Goodbye Forever" posts in the forum, generally because these posts amount to nothing other than a public "Kiss Off" from Serial Antagonists who are trying to stir up one final round of trouble before they switch to another alias. Thanks!
Ever notice that if a guy comes to my defense you call him a nutless wonder and to "grow a pair"? How about you make nice first. I have apologized all I am going to. Haven't seen a single apology to me. Not looking for one actually. Admitted I speak before thinking. Said sorry. NUFF said.
XOXOX
MelissaYou know this board is for communicating the hobby and having fun. Don't let the numb nuts get you down sweetheart. Haven't had the pleasure but like your spirit and contributions.... Have fun!
Tumbling Dice8
03-14-09, 13:57
Thong and Bravo. Here is my 2 pennies worth on the L. E. Situation. Uncle LEO can't have a drink with you and Uncle LEO can't touch you or expose themselves SO have a beer and give a big hug. Feel each other up and kiss. After that. It's all good! When I am considering visiting with someone for the first time we meet for a drink and when they walk me to my car I'll push them up against the door and feel all over their bodies while making out like teenagers. Uncle LEO can't do that. So, have a drink and cop (hahaha) a feel.
XOXOX
Melissa
As for the touching situation, I don't think its as simple as that. If you have ever watched that "Real Vice Cops" show that comes on tv during the week, then you've probably seen some situations where touching has come into play. I did see one episode where a lady stradded the cop while he was sitting in a chair and he had his arms around her. Now, I'm sure he can say that she initiated 99% of the contact but I'm just posting to say that this isn't a true cut and dried issue. The one thing we all know for sure that they can't do is actually take their clothes off. Beyond that, its really a huge gray area and they will always get the benefit of the doubt within that gray area.
Bluffcity Guy
03-14-09, 14:08
As for the touching situation, I don't think its as simple as that. If you have ever watched that "Real Vice Cops" show that comes on tv during the week, then you've probably seen some situations where touching has come into play. I did see one episode where a lady stradded the cop while he was sitting in a chair and he had his arms around her. Now, I'm sure he can say that she initiated 99% of the contact but I'm just posting to say that this isn't a true cut and dried issue. The one thing we all know for sure that they can't do is actually take their clothes off. Beyond that, its really a huge gray area and they will always get the benefit of the doubt within that gray area.Back in another lifetime when I was practicing criminal defense law, my prostitution clients would claim that the vice cops that busted them would do anything, up to and including fuck or receive a BJ, before busting them. I heard this from too many girls, and the details (names, sequence of events, etc.) were too similar for me not to give serious credence to this.
For that reason, if we're talking male cop/female provider, I'm not sure SM's tactic is entirely safe. I could easily see a (male) cop doing some heavy necking/petting before making the bust. I doubt that would even be considered misconduct (unlike going farther).
Cheers,
BCG
Aimee Leigh
03-14-09, 22:35
In my experience, if the client leaves his boxers or briefs on then I leave my bra and panties on as well. If they contact me for a massage, I make sure they know that's not necessarlily what I was advertising nor am I licensed but if that is how they would like to spend their TIME with me, then I'm ok with that.
SIDE NOTE: to advertise and/or charge for an unlicensed massage in the state of Tennessee is illegal. It's a class B misdemeanor.
T. C. A 63-18-104 states "Any person or establishment who advertises or engages in massage for compensation without a current valid license from the massage licensure board commits a Class B misdemeanor. It is unlawful to use the word "massage" or any other term that implies massage technique or method when advertising a service by a person who is not licensed under this part or another chapter of state law. " HOWEVER, if they contact me for pictures then I will remove clothes and allow pictures but nothing else unless they want to remove their clothes before even remotely touching me. I suppose most providers have their own set of rules they follow.
I've been told they CAN touch but are not allowed to have direct touching contact with your "southern area".
Information tends to depend on the area of the state that you are located in as well. While the law is always the law, what they are willing to do to push and get the collar is another story!
I've even heard of the uncle completing the visit and then proceeding to arrest the girl and testify that he did NOT.
SO, everyone just be careful!
Bluffcity Guy
03-15-09, 09:10
I've even heard of the uncle completing the visit and then proceeding to arrest the girl and testify that he did NOT.
SO, everyone just be careful!That's what my former prostitution clients told me. Again, while one needs to consider the source, I heard it too many times from too many girls not to think there's not some truth behind it.
Let's be careful out there.
--Sgt. Phil Esterhaus
Cheers,
BCG
Wyldhorses
03-15-09, 09:36
The first time I dreamed with Nadia (Nadia who advertised on CL as busty 36dd, ebony,) she had me sign a piece of paper printed up as a short legal contract saying that her services were massage only and the paper I was signing also said that by signing I agreed that I was not a Pig or an undercover Pig. Is this a 100% foolproof thing that girls could do or would the police just lie their way out of the paper they signed too?
I just still can't believe the public is happy with the Memphis police spending tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of police man hours busting hookers, then all the hookers they bust are back on the street a few hours later. Seems like a pathetic waste of money and time.
Tnbootyseeker
03-15-09, 13:50
I saw a provider in another city who uses the standard 2 call system to get to her in-call location, while at the 2nd call for final directions which was a gas station across from her apt complex (She can see the entire station from her window) she askd me to purchase a 6 pack and she would repay me. I said sure and purchased the six pack. She paid me for the 6 pack and offered me one. I had two while we got aquinted and told me that if i had not drunk the beer she would have asked me to leave as LEO cant drink. To make me secure that she was not Leo, she gave the little head a hand shake and kiss before discussing price.
For our legal advisers out there is this a legal tactic for the providers to use the drink test or is this another urban legend?
Bluffcity Guy
03-15-09, 14:04
For our legal advisers out there is this a legal tactic for the providers to use the drink test or is this another urban legend?If the cops have a regulation against drinking on duty, it would seem to be a good tactic. What would worry me is that the vice divisions tend to attract the scummiest, most corruptable cops, and I could certainly see where a vice cop in some PDs might well drink a beer with a target in order to get him/her, and their higher-ups might well ignore that and support the cop's committing perjury in his court appearances by denying that he did have a beer with the target.
Not that doing so would amount to making the target entitled to a not guilty verdict in court, though a lawyer who picked a good jury would be able to get a jury nullification on those facts.
Cheers,
BCG
I never understood why gals didn't sell some item like a very expensive pencil or your own personal drawing or something.
I knew a gal once who sold 'chapters' of erotic writing. No shit you would communicate, she would write, you would buy the 'poetry'.
After that transaction was complete .....
I'm no legal scholar but I bet it would hold up in a court of law. But I don't want to test it.
Anyone seen Tamara since she started posting on backpage and CL ? Damn those pictures look hot. Was wondering what her dreams cost now. Saw her on Lamar last week and looked hot driving past. May have to try that but not if the cost has gone up.....
The first time I dreamed with Nadia (Nadia who advertised on CL as busty 36dd, ebony,) she had me sign a piece of paper printed up as a short legal contract saying that her services were massage only and the paper I was signing also said that by signing I agreed that I was not a Pig or an undercover Pig. Is this a 100% foolproof thing that girls could do or would the police just lie their way out of the paper they signed too?
I just still can't believe the public is happy with the Memphis police spending tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of police man hours busting hookers, then all the hookers they bust are back on the street a few hours later. Seems like a pathetic waste of money and time.
It's not so hard to believe the public wants this. Seeing where we are located" BIBLE BELT" It's just a shamed they think most of the crimes that happen, circle around prostitution. I talked to a good freind of mine, and asked him how he felt about it. He said it doesnt bother him because he doesnt have to bust em. He also said he has mixed feelings on the policy,because you do have a lot of crime around the trade, but mostly they bust them because the hookers sing like birds lol.
Anyone seen Tamara since she started posting on backpage and CL? Damn those pictures look hot. Was wondering what her dreams cost now. Saw her on Lamar last week and looked hot driving past. May have to try that but not if the cost has gone up.I saw, and reported on seeing her and her running buddy last summer and would not recommend. We agreed on two hours and they were there maybe 45 mins. Blow and go as I call it. SW's also posing and wanting to be Escorts. They sure are not the later. Just my opinion though. Good luck
Hawg
Bluffcity Guy
03-15-09, 19:03
I never understood why gals didn't sell some item like a very expensive pencil or your own personal drawing or something.
I knew a gal once who sold 'chapters' of erotic writing. No shit you would communicate, she would write, you would buy the 'poetry'.
After that transaction was complete .....
I'm no legal scholar but I bet it would hold up in a court of law. But I don't want to test it.And in Washington, DC, I heard of an escort who'd give guys a palm reading. During the reading, she'd start to rub the guy's hand and tell him that for some strange reason, the reading was getting her hot, and then she'd start unbuttoning her blouse and suggesting that she and the guy go to the bedroom and take care of her horniness.
Whether the situation is prostitution or consensual, non-commercial sex after a non-sexual transaction is a question for the jury to decide. I doubt that any jury would seriously buy such a transparent screen, but a jury that was correctly chosen by the defense lawyer might seize on that as a good enough pretext to acquit as a jury nullification.
Cheers,
BCG
I saw a provider in another city who uses the standard 2 call system to get to her in-call location, while at the 2nd call for final directions which was a gas station across from her apt complex (She can see the entire station from her window) she askd me to purchase a 6 pack and she would repay me. I said sure and purchased the six pack. She paid me for the 6 pack and offered me one. I had two while we got aquinted and told me that if i had not drunk the beer she would have asked me to leave as LEO cant drink. To make me secure that she was not Leo, she gave the little head a hand shake and kiss before discussing price.
For our legal advisers out there is this a legal tactic for the providers to use the drink test or is this another urban legend?The drink test is one that may make her feel better; however, the fact is that she followed the rules with the "genetalia" test and furthermore by allowing the male to be placed into a position of inferiority. That is usually where LEO will balk. Anyone can "fake" sipping alcohol from a beer can; even some of the dumbest cops can pretend that (so I wouldn't put this down as a "foolproof" test).
The first rule that cops follow is that undercover officers will never allow themselves to be put into a position of not "maintaining control" of the situation. A single guy driving into an apartment complex (then walking alone into an apartment in which he's never been) is a very foolish thing for a cop to do. A pimp, a protector or a gang of thugs could very easily be hanging out in the next room. A cop would never put himself into a situation where he could be outnumbered 5:1 with no hope of immediate backup. This is the same reason a female undercover SW cop would never allow herself to climb into a monger's car and drive away.
Maintaining control and getting the "perp" out of their comfort zone is the key to all "busts". Have you ever seen a vice-bust where a lone agent breaks down a door and ruhses into a house and tells all 10 thugs inside to "freeze". It may happen in the movies, but not in real life. And here, a lone undercover cop would not venture into a new place with no backup and attempt to arrest a person in their apt when a gun may be pointed at their head from behind the bathroom door.
And she took it a step further making absolutely sure that he was entirely alone by scoping the monger before giving the location where she was.
Smart girl for following the rules! But as far as the "drink" rule goes, it's unnecessary and definitely not foolproof. In court, the prosecutor could easily argue that a beer or two over the course of an hour (a level that does not reach the level of "innebriation") would be extraneous evidence. And the beer itself has no direct connection to entrapment related to prostitution (where as the genetalia touching DOES have a direct legal connection to entrapment)
I enjoy seeing this kind of ingenuity, but there's already rules that, to this day, have been 100%.
So follow the rules as their written, and there's no need for outside experimentation.
Stay safe!
Aimee Leigh
03-16-09, 00:48
Wyldhorses,
Not to be a spoil sport, but the massage contract to me would NOT stand up for her in court and could possibly even harm her instead.
Because of the simple fact she's having them sign a paper ADMITTING that she's only giving them a massage she just admitted to the very crime I quoted earlier. As you can see, the law is pretty clear and that is straight out of the current T. C. A. SO, that particular provider might want to rethink her strategy.
IMHO
Banger Hard
03-16-09, 12:15
Back in another lifetime when I was practicing criminal defense law, my prostitution clients would claim that the vice cops that busted them would do anything, up to and including fuck or receive a BJ, before busting them.You can read about cops like that in the CA all the time. For every one they catch, just imagine how many they don't catch....
I've even heard of the uncle completing the visit and then proceeding to arrest the girl and testify that he did NOT.You can never assume that life is fair, that the system works, or that cops won't cheat..... but, you can substantially stack the deck in your favor by paying attention and not being reckless.
The first time I dreamed with Nadia (Nadia who advertised on CL as busty 36dd, ebony,) she had me sign a piece of paper printed up as a short legal contract saying that her services were massage only and the paper I was signing also said that by signing I agreed that I was not a Pig or an undercover Pig.How could you sign a contract agreeing you are not Law enforcement, unless you are admitting at the same time to be engaging in illegal activities? Now, legitimate massage services often do have first time clients sign service agreements that detail the scope of the service and ask for relevant health/medical information, but they don't include waivers for illegal activities or undercover sting operations!
I knew a gal once who sold 'chapters' of erotic writing. No shit you would communicate, she would write, you would buy the 'poetry'.In theory, that is how escorts get by, getting paid for their time and companionship. It is similar to the disclaimers on the escort homepages that many of the providers have, except that the DA would argue that those are invalidated due to the "services" pages of the same websites that include and define things like bbj, bbbjcim, 69, msog, daty, doggy, exc...
The first rule that cops follow is that undercover officers will never allow themselves to be put into a position of not "maintaining control" of the situation.What Jon24 says (in good detail) is absolutely true for providers, but it leaves the monger vulnerable. Always maintain control of your environment; If that is not possible.... leave.
Tn Tornado
03-16-09, 12:52
Stick to regulars and or known good providers and follow the rules. It's the best chance. LE can do almost anything and leave you having to prove otherwise to the judge or jury. Out of all this I've not seen the better mousetrap invented. Does anyone care to appeal their case all the way to the top? I don't think so.
The Constitution says innocent until proven guilty....Then there's the real world. IMHO.
TT
Tn Tornado
03-16-09, 12:58
Let's be careful out there.
--Sgt. Phil Esterhaus
Cheers,
BCG
Quoted from Hill Street Blues around 1981. Played by an actor named Conrad who unfortunately is no longer with us.
Bluffcity Guy
03-16-09, 13:13
Quoted from Hill Street Blues around 1981. Played by an actor named Conrad who unfortunately is no longer with us.Michael Conrad. Died in 1983 during the show's fourth season.
According to the IMDB's trivia card on Hill Street Blues, Conrad specifically asked before he died that Sgt. Esterhaus's character be written out of the show using the story that he'd had a heart attack while having sex.
I've always admred that. :)
Cheers,
BCG
Hey, I've got an idea how to make sure that johns aren't cops. Providers, take your clients to a golf course. We know that cops don't play golf while they are on duty. (chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.)
Nucks
Banger Hard
03-16-09, 13:20
It came to my attention through PM's that Alissa and Sam are refusing to visit with men who know and love me. So, guys. Be sure and NOT use me as a reference with them.
Public APOLOGY to Sam and Alissa. (I am getting tired of having to soothe and apologize) Apparently the PM's of them not seeing people due to me were FALSE. They just didn't want to see the guys. It had NOTHING to do with me.I am a fan of melissa's that has not seen either Sam or Alissa. This is not because I used Melissa as a reference. It is because alissa doesn't like what I wrote in my post (General reports # 1844) and because she thinks I sound like an asshole. Both of those are legitimate reasons for her to not want to schedule with me. HOWEVER, I know that what melissa first posted was also TRUE because I get PM's all the time, and that's what other mongers have been writing ever since this whole thing started.
You know I really havent been hard on you...So the choice is yours on your next course of action with me. You can make nice, or you can choose the latter. If you wanna go to war I can take you to war. Along with your fan club of nutless wonders!As a nutless wonder who happens to be a fan of melissa, I suggest we all back out of this and leave the whure wars to the ******. If we all start picking sides, we just limit the pool of pussy instead of furthering the cause. There were alot of things said that were alot worse than pointing out typing errors, and I personally have no problem overlooking a big ego when it is fucking my brains out (which she doesn't do anymore because in addition to being an asshole, I am a cheap bastard ;-} but that doesn't change anything or justify bashing her about her divorce, exc,,,
Sweet Sweet Sarah!Double sweet?!!!
I humble myself before the great and all powerful rulers in this world of mongering and providing. Please forgive me.Stop apologizing, especially to the wrong people. They are the mere mortals of mongering :-)
Tn Tornado
03-16-09, 14:27
Michael Conrad. Died in 1983 during the show's fourth season.
According to the IMDB's trivia card on Hill Street Blues, Conrad specifically asked before he died that Sgt. Esterhaus's character be written out of the show using the story that he'd had a heart attack while having sex.
I've always admred that. :)
Cheers,
BCG
I remember that now! They said he died in the saddle. Best way to check out that I can think of!
Stocking Lover
03-16-09, 14:49
I remember that now! They said he died in the saddle. Best way to check out that I can think of!
Yep. You won't know whether you are cumming or going!
I personally plan on passing on like my grandfather did...in his sleep....and not screaming like the four people in the car he was driving. :)
SL
Bluffcity Guy
03-16-09, 15:03
Yep. You won't know whether you are cumming or going!
I personally plan on passing on like my grandfather did...in his sleep....and not screaming like the four people in the car he was driving. :)
SLAnd remember the last words of my grandfather, who said:
"Oh shit! A truck!"
:D
Cheers,
BCG
Tn Tornado
03-16-09, 16:46
And remember the last words of my grandfather, who said:
"Oh shit! A truck!"
:D
Cheers,
BCG
That's hilarious! LMAO!
I had a great grandfather that was run over by a train (true) I wonder what his last words were. Maybe "Get off my Track!". He was drunk.
Alissa 901
03-16-09, 17:08
Melissa and I have called a trues It was Friday that this happened but wasn't around my computer all weekend Just wanted to let everyone know. Oil fight is still a great idea woot woot! But 1 question. Who is gonna help me wash my hair out when we're done? LOL
Stay safe everyone
XOXO, Alissa
Stick to regulars and or known good providers and follow the rules. It's the best chance. LE can do almost anything and leave you having to prove otherwise to the judge or jury. Out of all this I've not seen the better mousetrap invented. Does anyone care to appeal their case all the way to the top? I don't think so.
The Constitution says innocent until proven guilty....Then there's the real world. IMHO.
TTI am fairly new, and I am looking for regulars. And I guarantee a good time. Full GFE.
www.memphis-escort-jayla.com
Thanks,
Jayla
The only way to keep it legal is to take pictures. Afterwards, you can either give back the film, toss it, burn it, delete it, or keep it if the amateur pornstar allows.
My suggestion to service providers is to keep a roll of film and digital storage cards. Sd, compact flash, etc. And give to the dreamers, use it, and ask for it back when the session is over. (Heck, use polaroids! )
Just remember to only take pictures of "nothing" in order to keep privacy, but enough to be at least an audition for porn.
My name is Jayla, and I am in the Memphis area, ready to show you a great night on the town. You will find I am a total, non rushed GFE that is like no other!
www.memphis-escort-jayla.com
Interested? Call me or PM me.
Jayla[/QUOTE]
Can any senior member PM me if they have had any experience with Jalya? Never seen any reviews on her, of course she is "new" so makes sense.
Any feedback would be great.
Thanks in advance,
TT
Bluffcity Guy
03-17-09, 07:02
Melissa and I have called a trues It was Friday that this happened but wasn't around my computer all weekend Just wanted to let everyone know. Oil fight is still a great idea woot woot! But 1 question. Who is gonna help me wash my hair out when we're done? LOLAh, now that last week's episode of "As The Stomach Turns" is over, I hope we'll get back to the true purpose of the board.
Until the next flamefest, I suppose.
Cheers,
BCG
--
In the end? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.
--Dr. Manhattan [comic book "Watchmen"]
I corresponded with her back in the fall or late summer.
Don't remember why I didn't dream of her.
My name is Jayla, and I am in the Memphis area, ready to show you a great night on the town. You will find I am a total, non rushed GFE that is like no other!
www.memphis-escort-jayla.com
Interested? Call me or PM me.
JaylaCan any senior member PM me if they have had any experience with Jalya? Never seen any reviews on her, of course she is "new" so makes sense.
Any feedback would be great.
Thanks in advance,
TT[/QUOTE]
Quietmancometh
03-22-09, 20:47
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1085734668.html
Very adventurous safe, discreet comforatble atomosphere and love for you to come enjoy a relaxing getaway with me in the local memphis area until April 6th services provided an erotic rub down $100 HH $250 2 hrs no text, emails and blocked calls will be answred come join me and my 34DD you won't be disapointed
No pic, no name, nothing but a local number. Sounds fishy to me.
Sweet Melissa
03-22-09, 23:55
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1085734668.html
Very adventurous safe, discreet comforatble atomosphere and love for you to come enjoy a relaxing getaway with me in the local memphis area until April 6th services provided an erotic rub down $100 HH $250 2 hrs no text, emails and blocked calls will be answred come join me and my 34DD you won't be disapointed
No pic, no name, nothing but a local number. Sounds fishy to me.Don't we all (providers) have a name and a pic? Seriously? Those 34DD could be attatched to total troll. Warts and all. Use the big head on this one. If you decide to TOFTT. Please let us all know.
XOXOX
Melissa
P. S I've finally emerged from the shower and ready for the oil wrestling. ALISSA! I'll wash your hair!
Kisses
Bluffcity Guy
03-23-09, 07:50
http://memphis.craigslist.org/ers/1085734668.html
Very adventurous safe, discreet comforatble atomosphere and love for you to come enjoy a relaxing getaway with me in the local memphis area until April 6th services provided an erotic rub down $100 HH $250 2 hrs no text, emails and blocked calls will be answred come join me and my 34DD you won't be disapointed
No pic, no name, nothing but a local number. Sounds fishy to me.At the risk of igniting another spell checker flamewar my first reaction on seeing the header:
"Aloha West Carribian Beauty - w4m - 24 (Memphis)"
was that an MPD decoy would actually know how to spell "Carribean" correctly.
Other than that, I don't know.
Cheers,
BCG
When I googled the phone # it took me to a website called bodyworkAds.com that listed ads from craigslist, backpage, and a few others.
Be safe
At the risk of igniting another spell checker flamewar my first reaction on seeing the header:
"Aloha West Carribian Beauty - w4m - 24 (Memphis)"
was that an MPD decoy would actually know how to spell "Carribean" correctly.
Other than that, I don't know.
Cheers,
BCG
Quietmancometh
03-23-09, 11:16
Fair enough. But that is an easy thing for them to do to throw people off the question.
Funster 901
03-23-09, 11:50
At the risk of igniting another spell checker flamewar my first reaction on seeing the header:
"Aloha West Carribian Beauty - w4m - 24 (Memphis)"
was that an MPD decoy would actually know how to spell "Carribean" correctly.
Other than that, I don't know.
Cheers,
BCGBCG,
You spelled it wrong too!
John Scates
03-23-09, 12:25
I am trying to track down a old girlfriend who worked at the Purple Church until it closed. She then worked at PT's/The Pony. She went by the name Tori blonde hair 23yo then she hung around with the sisters Taylor Made and Kiki, I know her real name and where she used to live and work (dayjob) in Bartlett but they don't know where she is at now. She at one time was escorting for ExoticMemphis.com but we all know they are not with us any longer (Thanks LEO). Please let me know if anyone has any info on her.
Thanks
Don't we all (providers) have a name and a pic? Seriously? Those 34DD could be attatched to total troll. Warts and all. Use the big head on this one. If you decide to TOFTT. Please let us all know.
XOXOX
Melissa
P. S I've finally emerged from the shower and ready for the oil wrestling. ALISSA! I'll wash your hair!
Kisses
I agree and may I ad why even TOFTT? Theres no pic, your spidey senses should be in overdrive!
At the risk of igniting another spell checker flamewar my first reaction on seeing the header:
"Aloha West Carribian Beauty - w4m - 24 (Memphis)"
was that an MPD decoy would actually know how to spell "Carribean" correctly.
Other than that, I don't know.
Cheers,
BCG
Send me orange cupcakes or it starts again!!!! ;)
Bluffcity Guy
03-23-09, 19:58
BCG,
You spelled it wrong too!Sure. But I'm not an MPD decoy.
:)
Cheers,
BCG
Bluffcity Guy
03-23-09, 19:59
Send me orange cupcakes or it starts again!!!! ;)I had them ready, and then I ate them all.
:D
Cheers,
BCG
Sonoman6611
03-23-09, 20:55
Send me orange cupcakes or it starts again!!!! ;)
It has or it will????????
Samantha901
03-24-09, 12:53
LMAO!! Love the randomness.
*Sam I Am*
Send me orange cupcakes or it starts again!!!! ;)
LMAO!! Love the randomness.
*Sam I Am*
And I love your smile :)
Samantha901
03-25-09, 07:20
Thank You :D
And I love your smile :)
Thank You :DI love Samantha's take on things. Not only is she BEAUTIFUL, but she has a wonderful mind as well.
For Melissa. She might be the best thing since the smell of bacon cooking early in the morning to some folks, but it seems to me she spends most of her time sticking her foot in her mouth and then trying to reverse the process.
Madison is without internet access so she wanted to let you know she is available for her regulars. french only $100, fs 130
901-859-7853
Just Kickin It
04-03-09, 11:01
I have been reading the posts in this forum for a while. Many of you give incredible reviews to Melissa, Allysa, Sam, and a few others. I havent had a dream with any of them. But with the sun coming out i thought i might treat myself to a smile. Who would you pick and why?
Just Kickin It
04-03-09, 11:18
If this post shows up twice i apologize. 1st post ever.
I read the forums often and want to see a memphis provider today. I would like some advise from the seniors. Who are their favs and why?
Bluffcity Guy
04-03-09, 13:14
If this post shows up twice i apologize. 1st post ever.
I read the forums often and want to see a memphis provider today. I would like some advise from the seniors. Who are their favs and why?If you read the forums often, you know that the seniors don't give advice on who to see until they see you give some quality intelligence to the forum first (at least that's the way things are on the Memphis forums; things may be different in some of the other area forums).
Then again, maybe someone might take pity on you... stranger things have happened. But I'm not betting on it.
Cheers,
BCG
Bluffcity Guy
04-03-09, 13:20
Right on Brother! Completely understand why she was dumped by spouse! WICKED TONGUE! LOL! Had one encounter with her and once was enough! Not looking for a gf when I pay like maybe some of you guys are. But that is another subject.
BDH Out!In Real Life I'm a professional computer nerd, and Melissa asked me to help her out with some computer issues she's had. I guess it depends on how you get along personally; I thought she was witty, and generally fun to talk to. Sure, she has a bit of a sharp tongue, but if you can give as good as you get from her the sparring can be very entertaining. I'd pay for her BCD company if I had passed her screening. *sigh*
I'm sure that her regulars are quite happy that once was enough for you. Leaves her more free to be with them.
Why don't we just stop the Melissa bashing and share some useful intel, 'k?
Cheers,
bcg
If this post shows up twice i apologize. 1st post ever.
I read the forums often and want to see a memphis provider today. I would like some advise from the seniors. Who are their favs and why?
I would like the time out of my busy schedule to be the first to tell you
RTFF - (if you don't know what that means, look up and click on the abbreviations button)
I only say this, because it doesn't appear that you DO read the forums often.
Wow, I feel much better now.
Back to the grind
TT
Sweet Melissa
04-03-09, 16:04
Right on Brother! Completely understand why she was dumped by spouse! WICKED TONGUE! LOL! Had one encounter with her and once was enough! Not looking for a gf when I pay like maybe some of you guys are. But that is another subject.
BDH Out! I keep a VERY< VERY detailed log of all encounters. Dates, times, likes, dislikes. And you BDH are not on it. Unless you would like to prove me wrong and PM me with your real identity I am calling you a liar on this one. But I"m flattered that you had to come out of the woodwork just to comment about me. And if you really did have an encounter with me and once was enough. Well. Thanks for the 500 bucks. And everyone knows I am a total GFE from start to finish. Seems to me you must have wanted something. Otherwise you wouldn't have given your time or cash. But as I said earlier. I'm pretty sure you are fibbing. You all seem so amused by my divorce. I find that puzzling. Let me know the where and the when of our visit and I will gladly say I was wrong. It's nice to know all I had to do was pull a few puppet strings and the board is talking again.
Kisses,
Melissa
If this post shows up twice i apologize. 1st post ever.
I read the forums often and want to see a memphis provider today. I would like some advise from the seniors. Who are their favs and why?
You must post some very positive posts. Like the other 2 members. RTFF.
No senior is gonna give you anything. I suggest you hit the streets and make a name for yourself. Maybe few months down the road someone might help. But the post must be positive.
BC
I keep a VERY< VERY detailed log of all encounters. Dates, times, likes, dislikes. And you BDH are not on it. Unless you would like to prove me wrong and PM me with your real identity I am calling you a liar on this one. But I"m flattered that you had to come out of the woodwork just to comment about me. And if you really did have an encounter with me and once was enough. Well. Thanks for the 500 bucks. And everyone knows I am a total GFE from start to finish. Seems to me you must have wanted something. Otherwise you wouldn't have given your time or cash. But as I said earlier. I'm pretty sure you are fibbing. You all seem so amused by my divorce. I find that puzzling. Let me know the where and the when of our visit and I will gladly say I was wrong. It's nice to know all I had to do was pull a few puppet strings and the board is talking again.
Kisses,
Melissa
Well I can say this about you, you sure know how to stir it up. I'll make you the same offer I made the other guy. Some Orange cupcakes(Hostess), and some milk. We can go back and forth as much as you like:)
I keep a VERY< VERY detailed log of all encounters. Dates, times, likes, dislikes. - - Thanks for the 500 bucks. - - It's nice to know all I had to do was pull a few puppet strings and the board is talking again.
Kisses,
Melissa
The info about keeping the logs sounds allot like a future blackmail setup or a damn nice piece of information for Uncle LEO to get someday. That’s NOT cool.
$500?? I hope that was a joke or that is your rate for multiple hours, multiple pops and bareback in virgin territory. French, FS and Greek wouldn't be worth that much for just an hour IMHO. You qouted me $400 in a PM so I didn't even bother to reply.
As for stirring up the board, that's about all you've done since you got here and frankly, it's getting old. The wit was neat at first, but now it's more like drama and more of a hindrance to the rest of us.
Can't you just post an occasional add and then disappear like the rest of the providers do? We might enjoy an occasional hello or comment in between ads, conversation might even be ok, but you don't contribute anything useful to the board or advertise, which only leaves your stirring shit up. Sadly, a task you have become all too good at. Good thing we can't vote you off the island...
Shadafukupalready :-)
Thanks,
Ret
Sweet Melissa
04-05-09, 11:57
The info about keeping the logs sounds allot like a future blackmail setup or a damn nice piece of information for Uncle LEO to get someday. That’s NOT cool.
$500?? I hope that was a joke or that is your rate for multiple hours, multiple pops and bareback in virgin territory. French, FS and Greek wouldn't be worth that much for just an hour IMHO. You qouted me $400 in a PM so I didn't even bother to reply.
As for stirring up the board, that's about all you've done since you got here and frankly, it's getting old. The wit was neat at first, but now it's more like drama and more of a hindrance to the rest of us.
Can't you just post an occasional add and then disappear like the rest of the providers do? We might enjoy an occasional hello or comment in between ads, conversation might even be ok, but you don't contribute anything useful to the board or advertise, which only leaves your stirring shit up. Sadly, a task you have become all too good at. Good thing we can't vote you off the island...
Shadafukupalready :-)
Thanks,
RetI keep records to make sure I give the best service to the men I spend time with. I know what they like, how they like it and such. No names. Just screenames and I write in code. I keep track of how many times I see them and my rates go down with frequent visits and after a certain number of times I will give a visit for free. I am not the wham, bam kind of provider. I DO develop friendships with my visitors. I do have a high donation rate, but as reviewed. It is all inclusive for many hours and many pops and virtually anything you want to do. Just because I'm not your kind of girl doesn't make me less of a provider. Some guys may want to get in, get business done and get out. But those aren't the kind of guys I want to see. I didn't join this board as an advertiser. I wanted to participate and become a part of the hobby community in ways that other providers may not. I'm curious and interested in the dynamics of the entire hobby. I'll do my best to keep the drama down, but it takes two.
XOXOX,
Melissa
I keep a VERY< VERY detailed log of all encounters. Dates, times, likes, dislikes. And you BDH are not on it. Unless you would like to prove me wrong and PM me with your real identity I am calling you a liar on this one.
No names. Just screenames and I write in code.
This sure sounds contradictary to me. "Real identity" then a change to "just screen names." Retskir is right that LEO would have a field day with this info if just for embarrassment purposes. Written info in "code" or not is not a good move in this hobby IMHO.
Sweet Melissa
04-06-09, 12:09
This sure sounds contradictary to me. "Real identity" then a change to "just screen names. " Retskir is right that LEO would have a field day with this info if just for embarrassment purposes. Written info in "code" or not is not a good move in this hobby IMHO.LEO has better things to do than take soooo much time to TRY to get a visit with me. Easier for them to do mass stings with little work than send me a photo, write e-mails to me, call me on the phone, meet in public for dinner and then I still might NOT bring you back to my playground for recess. I write screenames but when I spend time with a friend. They tell me their real name. I wouldn't call you Iceman. If BDH had wanted to PM me and privately remind me of who he is. Then that would have made it easy to look him up. If you open my diary. You would see nothing but my symbols and numbers. I keep track of what I do and who I do it with, but it is for my own personal use and not for public consumtion. Plus it is in a secret location and LEO sure as hell isn't going to get their hands on it. You guys write reviews about the providers and it goes on the computer forever. How is that differnet from me? Except Mine is private, (my eyes only) and in code. Enough already about what I do. Go get laid and tell us about it. Jeez. Me talking about my diary was not an attempt to stir shit but you take EVERY thing I say and make it that way. Even when I am just participating in a conversation. So many of you can't wait to jump on it. But that's ok. It's part of the hobby. Can't please everyone.
XOXOX,
Melissa
LEO has better things to do than take soooo much time to TRY to get a visit with me. Easier for them to do mass stings with little work than send me a photo, write e-mails to me, call me on the phone, meet in public for dinner and then I still might NOT bring you back to my playground for recess. I write screenames but when I spend time with a friend. They tell me their real name. I wouldn't call you Iceman. If BDH had wanted to PM me and privately remind me of who he is. Then that would have made it easy to look him up. If you open my diary. You would see nothing but my symbols and numbers. I keep track of what I do and who I do it with, but it is for my own personal use and not for public consumtion. Plus it is in a secret location and LEO sure as hell isn't going to get their hands on it. You guys write reviews about the providers and it goes on the computer forever. How is that differnet from me? Except Mine is private, (my eyes only) and in code. Enough already about what I do. Go get laid and tell us about it. Jeez. Me talking about my diary was not an attempt to stir shit but you take EVERY thing I say and make it that way. Even when I am just participating in a conversation. So many of you can't wait to jump on it. But that's ok. It's part of the hobby. Can't please everyone.
XOXOX,
MelissaI'm going to actually chalk this one up to ignorance. "DIARIES" are the downfall to ALL covert operations. Take some time serch the internet for the likes of Hollywood madaam's. You may not think that LEO won't spend time to do the research but they will, if they feel the need, or some eager State Attorney decides they want to make a name for themselves and run for political office in the future. If you follow sports look up the case of BALCO, and Barry Bonds. Everything thing was in code, but guess what that code was cracked, I personally don't think that even the great Melissa would keep her mouth shut when facing REAL time. All of this just to show why many of us who monitor, and post on this board wouldn't touch you regardless of how sexy you look, and after you giving up that juicy piece of info, I'd expect some of your regulars who monitor this board to find a new person to be a "regular" with. Free or not it's just not worth it, beauty has taken many great men down, but hey that's just my opinion.
JAX!
Justbud3813
04-07-09, 20:06
I keep records to make sure I give the best service to the men I spend time with. I know what they like, how they like it and such. No names. Just screenames and I write in code. I keep track of how many times I see them and my rates go down with frequent visits and after a certain number of times I will give a visit for free. I am not the wham, bam kind of provider. I DO develop friendships with my visitors. I do have a high donation rate, but as reviewed. It is all inclusive for many hours and many pops and virtually anything you want to do. Just because I'm not your kind of girl doesn't make me less of a provider. Some guys may want to get in, get business done and get out. But those aren't the kind of guys I want to see. I didn't join this board as an advertiser. I wanted to participate and become a part of the hobby community in ways that other providers may not. I'm curious and interested in the dynamics of the entire hobby. I'll do my best to keep the drama down, but it takes two.
XOXOX,
MelissaIf they just wanted someone to stir up crap and be a drama queen they would just get married to a woman very similiar to you. You can rest assured you'll never get any of my business no matter how good you are or how many times you get reccomended. I like stress relief........not a line of BS ike you put out day to day......Damn
Sweet Melissa
04-07-09, 20:27
It's all about me. Does anyone other than me find it amusing that all it takes is a comment by me and the whole USA world comes to life? I love the "I SPY" theories you have all made up to make sure I look like a fall gusome undecover agent doing her best to bring the hobby to an end. It's Memphis for CHRIST's SAKE. My little diary with codes is full of a bunch of average JOES. Not major celebrities and politicians. JEEZ! Don't flatter yourselves and think MPD/SCSO are eagerly waiting to get their hands on my coded grocery list. JEEZ! Plus, the people who are bitching about this have never/will never get a chance to be an entry in my little black book. I am flattered you put me in the same rank as the famous Madams of this world, but I'm NOT! Get a life. Make a few posts worth reading. Maybe go out and actually participate in the hobby (mine) that you seem to relish in bashing.
(me sticking my tongue out at you)
XOXOXOX
Melissa
KeepOnTruckin
04-07-09, 21:25
If they just wanted someone to stir up crap and be a drama queen they would just get married to a woman very similiar to you. You can rest assured you'll never get any of my business no matter how good you are or how many times you get reccomended. I like stress relief........not a line of BS ike you put out day to day......Damn
Dont waste your time with her, because thats all she will do is waste your time. She only thinks "Her time" is important and that us lowly peoples time is not.
It's all about me. Does anyone other than me find it amusing that all it takes is a comment by me and the whole USA world comes to life? I love the "I SPY" theories you have all made up to make sure I look like a fall gusome undecover agent doing her best to bring the hobby to an end. It's Memphis for CHRIST's SAKE. My little diary with codes is full of a bunch of average JOES. Not major celebrities and politicians. JEEZ! Don't flatter yourselves and think MPD/SCSO are eagerly waiting to get their hands on my coded grocery list. JEEZ! Plus, the people who are bitching about this have never/will never get a chance to be an entry in my little black book. I am flattered you put me in the same rank as the famous Madams of this world, but I'm NOT! Get a life. Make a few posts worth reading. Maybe go out and actually participate in the hobby (mine) that you seem to relish in bashing.
(me sticking my tongue out at you)
XOXOXOX
MelissaYou my dear, are a FUCKING IDIOT. I know that for some unforeseen reason that it is in the nature of some people to stir up trouble, or just be attracted to drama. However you take to a level that I've never seen before, especially in this hobby. Since the day that I started monitoring this board you've caused nothing but drama. From speking out of turn about other provider/hobbyist, to this latest (and most ridiculous I might ad) diary bull shit. I for one have spent my last second responding to your ignorant post, all of which make no sense, why a hobbyist would actually seek you out is beyond me. Personally, I believe that everyone should just ignore you, and your post however I also understand human nature, and that will be absolutely impossible. My advise for you is go check yourself in, and get some serious psychological help. The last thing that a monger wants when dealling with a provider is drama, which is all that you have ever brought to this board.
Have Fun,
JAX!
MemphisNutter
04-08-09, 13:59
[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]It's all about me. Does anyone other than me find it amusing that all it takes is a comment by me and the whole USA world comes to life? I love the "I SPY" theories you have all made up to make sure I look like a fall gusome undecover agent doing her best to bring the hobby to an end. It's Memphis for CHRIST's SAKE. My little diary with codes is full of a bunch of average JOES. Not major celebrities and politicians. JEEZ! Don't flatter yourselves and think MPD/SCSO are eagerly waiting to get their hands on my coded grocery list. JEEZ! Plus, the people who are bitching about this have never/will never get a chance to be an entry in my little black book. I am flattered you put me in the same rank as the famous Madams of this world, but I'm NOT! Get a life. Make a few posts worth reading. Maybe go out and actually participate in the hobby (mine) that you seem to relish in bashing.
(me sticking my tongue out at you)
I wish you would have gone away like you threatened about a month ago, as I bet many on here now wish you would. HOW many suckers actually sent you their picture over the internet. LOL. Now she has your picture, your name, your phone number, possible finger prints, and PROBABLY DNA sample. Just exactly are you collecting all this for? Give up on the story what someone likes, that is bullshit. LOL. Don't be suprised if you arent walking Lamar before long. How many clients right now are wondering if they are gonna get a suprise visit at work or a blackmail phone call?
IN THE END, Melissa will be sticking her tongue out all all of her clients when she sells out your names to LEO, or when she sopineoa's you to court to testify that you are only a friend. (sniff sniff sniff sniff) I think I smell a snitch in the works.
Big Boi Terry
04-08-09, 14:42
Had a dream with Autum on yesterday and as reported she delivered. I've stated in the past that I love the spinners but ever since a certain Juicy Blonde that will go nameless, I might be hooked. I didn't feel rushed or anything with her and I found her to be a very nice conversationalist as the providers that know me will attest, I like to talk to you first. She was a nice change of pace for me and those breast where the biggest that I have ever seen. I still love my spinners but WOW!!!
Anyone know about Alicia, provider from Nashville. She had a website something like alicia4u... She was a great looking MILF and my appt with her (about 3 yrs ago) got cancelled when she had car trouble getting to Memphis in one of her tours to memphis. I have not heard of her since a long time now and her website is down too.
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