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Silver Shadow
12-31-04, 23:13
The recent discussion of buttfucking a small woman reminded me of Arlene, who I met in the early eighties - before the AIDS scare.

I had run a sex ad in the Village Voice, stating only that I was looking for an uninhibited partner. Arlene had been seeing a psychologist, who had advised her to act out her fantasies. It turns out that he had been fucking her too.

Arlene was only about five feet tall, and weighed around ninety pounds. She had very nice tits, though.

She came to my place, and wasted little time in foreplay. We sucked and fucked the afternoon away. I don't know how many times I came, but she was always able to get me up again for another round.

As it began to get dark, she said that she had to call her husband and let him know that she was running late. She lay on her stomach across the bed, and was in conversation with him when I lubed up my cock and lay atop her. I had only intended to slide it back and forth between her asscheeks, but she began to gyrate and push back, with no break in her telephone conversation. I put the head of my cock at her asshole, and she pushed back. I slid in very slowly, and she made some sort of apologies for the occasional gasp. I can't begin to tell you how tight she was, but she took it all. When she hung up the phone, I tickled her ribs, which caused her asshole to spasm and squeeze me even tighter. I picked up speed, and hammered her into the bed. When I finally blew I almost passed out.

We got together a few times after that, a couple of times in a threesome with another guy. She wore us both out, and never hesitated to offer her asshole. For a tiny girl, she was an amazing fuck.

Vlad De Sade
01-10-05, 04:49
Okay, mongers here's where I'm at w/my LBFM. The other night about twenty minutes into it we started 69ing eachother. I was on my back w/my face buried in her sweet, shaved pussy. She is so little. Sorry, Civ2000, I meant petite. Anyways, I can eat her ass and pussy at the same time. Meaning, as I'm sucking on her clit my nose is buried in her asshole. Also I can rapidly lick up and suck on her asshole as I'm fingering her pussy. Then I suck on her pussy again quickly. Continuous licking, sucking and spiting etc. As she was sucking my cock and licking my balls I got "real horny" and figured WTF. I had to start sodomizing her.

I licked and slipped the index finger of my left hand into her virgin asshole. I almost nutted right there. As her small mouth slurpped my cock I was penetrating her tight asshole. It was incredible! At this point, I was eating that pussy like it was my last meal on the planet earth. I have never eatin pussy so aggressively before in my life. I was possessed.

Anyways, she let me finger that ass all the way down to my knuckle. It was awesome. I was spittin on her pussy as I fingered her ass and grabbed her itty, bitty titties. She is a 32 A cup. This was definitely a sodomy high point for me w/this particular girl. Sent, I so wanted to put a second finger into her. My middle finger was ithcin. But as I tried for insertion she put a stop to it immediately.

I totally respected her wishes. Besides, I was so impressed w/how far I had gotten it was no problem to relent. She actually said to me "why do YOU wanna sodomize me so bad?" I laughed in her face. I didn't know what to say. So I told her the truth. I said "baby because I know the tighness will feel incredible on my cock. Your pussy is super tight. But your ass is even tighter. Anal sex is special. Only YOU can provide that baby. When YOU scream in pain and delight I am going to bust the happiest nut of my life!"

And w/that she seemed to accept the inevitable. I wont stop till that ass is mine! I'll post after I take it to the next level. Either, another finger or two inserted inside her backdoor. Or hopefully, in due time, full on anal banging. Wish me luck boys. I aim to go deep.

Peace, da Sadist

Alan
01-12-05, 08:10
IS,

My advise to you is to take things really slow at this point. The fact is that your girl is most likely to offer up the rectal highway at the least convenient time, especially if there is no lube around.

Be a good boy scout and have lube always handy. Remember also that she might not be aware of some of her own prep work. Like having a good dump before attempting rigorous anal sex. So be on the lookout for unwelcome condom attachments during the act itself.

Yes condom. Cover up.

Alan

Vlad De Sade
01-13-05, 01:50
Alan,

I think your right. I just bought some astro glide and I already had some KY. I believe its da only way I'm gonna get inside that tiny, tiny hole. Damn, she is petite.

Brother, I have had some unexpected fudge on my cock in da past. Mind YOU I was bare back fucking that ass. And after I spewed cum onto her bald twat I wiped that fudge all over her mouth, lips and face. Fuck, I'm a sick bastard. Seriously, I know that little, Kgirl, coke **** loved every minute of it. I think she was sicker than me. Always sticking her fingers in my ass. If she had a dick she probably would have tried to fuck me w/it.

Anyways, I'm not down to use condoms w/regular girlfriends. She is no professional provider. She is a normal chick I met on a college campus here in LA. Besides she is a good girl from S.E Asia. And that virgin ass is clean as a whistle as far as I can tell from my conversations w/her. Her sex life has been extremely limited. She is no ****. So I will only use a condom if she asks. And in my experience young, hot, asian girls from overseas are not into using condoms. Thank god.

Peace,

da Sadist

Alan
02-23-05, 11:09
Hello Irie and Other Friends,

Seems like the WSG downtime has had the worst effect on us. Let's see if we can heat this forum up a little more.

Alan

Vlad De Sade
03-03-05, 22:52
Brother,
I got senior status since we last chatted. Unfortunattely, I lost my user name. Strange world it gives and takes. Anyways, I'll post later on my latest anal adventure.
Laters,da Sadist

DrDetroit
03-28-05, 18:38
Here's my 2 cents;I think age has more than size to do with how tight the back-door is,older woman (30s-40s) seem much more comfortable with it than younger one's probably do to a general lessening of muscle tone,although attitude I think has the greatest impact(no pun intended)with there ability to enjoy anal sex.I meet a 19yo 4'10" 95lb sweetie at Wood Stock II (scam-stock) yr's back and ended up in my motorhome taking a shower and fucking her,even being so small her puss wasn't all that tight so I figured WTF and gave it a shot.About 5min into it I pulled my cock out of her ass because of the moaning,tearing at the sheet's and screaming she was doing,it sounded like someone was being murdered .When I pulled out of her,she spun her head around (it was doggie style) and screamed"Oh my God,Oh my God I love it,Get Your Cock Back In My Ass" to which I did.Upon leaving the motorhome I received a round of applause,like from the old Cheech&Chong movie from those camped near-by.For those new to A-sex IMHO I think it's best to use a condom or rubber gloves on the finger(s) you use to loosen her up with because of the much smoother texture especially once well lubed-up.The lube that I have found to work the best is"Albolene Cream" it comes in pot like jar and it say's it's a liquefying cleanser,it goes on like cream but melt's on contact,you can find it in most Drugstores with the face cleanser stuff and a jar will last for Year's.Lastly for the most tight case's there are what's called"Anal Dilator sets" that can be bought on-line at sex-toy sites.They consist of gradually increasingly sized plastic anal inserts,that after she get's use to one size you replace it with the next larger one,so on and so forth.I have found these to work everytime as long as there is a willingness on the other's part.Remember the Holly Trinity of Anal Sex,Lube,Communication,Patience.I guess that was more like 22cent's.Oh-well! Doc.

Misfit
04-07-05, 05:03
Hey IS, i also believe BBA feels alot more better than covered anal. Bear in mind I only do it w/the same 3-hole-**** in the last 2yrs. Since the place is a little slow I decided to post this funny ass story.

www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

Misfit

MeatMan
04-18-05, 11:32
I think we've covered the bases on anal sex that there is nothing else to be covered. Where's Havanaman?? any fresh exploits?

Vlad De Sade
04-20-05, 04:24
Brothers,

I have waited patiently for an opportunity to write this post. I have been dating my Cambodian girl exclusively for some time now. She is my best friend. And I may marry her this summer. Anyways, about 3 hours ago I banged her ass for the first time ever. It was incredible. Definitely worth the wait.

I was smoking da Kine mixed w/rock all late afternoon & early evening. The rock gets me very horny. The herb keeps me calm. Its an interesting high. It comes on quick and its intense. At any rate, I had to wait patiently from 4:30 until after 9pm for an appropriate time for us to fuck. I had already decided I was going for anal today. I secured my 1/2 a tube of KY jelly next to the bed. I also told her at around 5pm I wanted to fuck her ass tonight. I then ate a 100mg vit. V. I was excited because 3 days ago we had sex and I finger banged her pussy and ass for 5 minutes and she loved it. I had my right thumb and my left index finger inserted in her little holes and it was good. So today I was optimistic. Obviously, I have been working on this issue for many months. Besides, she knows I love anal sex w/small asians. So I waited and waited until all of her work was done. Finally, she told me its time... I was stoked.

I couldnt wait to get to bed. I ripped off my shorts exposing an already hard cock. I sat down in a chair as she looked in wonder at my cock. She was amazed that I was already so big. She immediately sat down on the edge of the bed and leaned over to me opening her mouth wide as she began sucking me harder and harder. I handled that for about 5 minutes. It was time to hit the bed. In bed I got completely naked. Then I stripped off her shirt and pants. She had showered less than an hour earlier so she had on no panties or bra. And she smelt great.

I picked her up and dropped her down onto my now raging cock. She is a spinner. Barely 5 feet tall and 98 pounds max. As her spit was still drying on the head of my dick I slowly rubbed my little head against her tight little pussy. She kissed my neck and ears as I spanked her ass and continued rubbing my hard cock on her now wet pussy. After a few minutes of this I flipped her on her side and began eating her ass and pussy. I took my time. I love eating her. She tastes so good. After a while I pushed her hands down to my cock. Then I twisted her over and placed her square on top of me in a classic 69 position. From this position I ravaged her pussy and ass w/my tongue. She found her way back to my cock. I pulled on her throat and mouth w/my left hand as she deep throated me. She pushed away my hand and I focused again on her ass and pussy as she sucked me to full hardness.

At this point, I had still not messed w/her ass. I was being smart. I sucked and licked her ass. However, I did not finger her. She had her first organsm in the 69 position. She was now ready to ride my 7 inches. She jumped on me reverse cowgirl. I started squeezing her ass very hard and she pushed my hands away. I changed position w/my hands as I relaxed and enjoyed her tight little pussy. Plus, she looks so hot from behind w/her long black hair and dark skin. She is my asian goddess.

Now, I wanted to change positions. So she got off and I got on my knees. I put her on her back and began banging her slowly. After a minute I sped up. She is so little and tight its hard to not hurt her when I'm excited. I just want to bang her sooooo hard!

Okay boys, now it gets good. I tell her I havent cum yet. I'm not done. She wants me to cum. However, now she is in pain as usual. I am too big for her pussy. Oh well, I dont care when I'm high, naked and horny. I say to her "baby I want to fuck your ass now. Please, grab me the KY jelly." She says "okay!" I almost freaked out. She was finally ready for anal sex. I acted cool and told her "this way I can cum and your pussy can rest." She agreed. I squirted the KY jelly onto the head of my cock. And onto her tight butt hole. I then slowly inserted into her ass. She actually helped me inside by spreading her buttcheeks wide. I pushed my left index finger into her ass then I immediately slid my cock inside her. I was finally in. And I was happy. I'm still smiling now. I will be smiling all day tomorow too. Damn, she is tight.

So now I place my hands under her ass as I slowly push my 7 inches inside her. She takes it like a champion. Then she realizes she is in pain. And she needs to scream. Only problem is her family is home. Her mom, dad and younger sister, who I want to bang too, are within earshot. So I shove a shower towel into her mouth as she starts sweating and shaking in pain and pleasure. I nailed her like this for about 5 minutes. Then I accidently popped out of her ass while power stroking her.

I changed position again. Now sitting w/my legs straight out I pull her back into me in a customized wheelbarrel style. I put her legs up on my shoulders as I reapply the KY to my cock and her tiny hole. Thankfully, her ass is now fully dialated. Unfortunately, for me she is bleeding. However, I do not tell her. I am not done banging her ass. I want more. So I tell her to grab my cock and insert it into her ass as I hold her legs tightly together. Sadly, I know my time is short now. She is in pain and she is screaming into the towel again. I try to focus on cumming inside her tight hole. Instead, she begs me to stop fucking her, "it hurts, it hurts, it hurts please stop." I say "1 more minute please." She gives me another 3-4 minutes before she breaks away from me. She cant walk. She can only twist onto her side and stretch her legs.

Now, I was pissed that I hadnt cum yet. So I flipped her onto her stomach and made her suck on my raging head till I exploded into her throat. Cumming in her mouth was amazing. She swallowed it all. Actually, my cock was still covered in her blood and pussy juices. She had no idea how nasty that ATM session really was.

After this I was exhausted. She got up and attempted to walk. She was in pain. And she said she had to shit. I got dressed as she left for the bathroom. She came back upset. She had discovered all of the blood. I told her its natural. I said "remember when you lost your vaginal virginity in Cambodia. YOU probably bled all over that eurpoean guy." Lucky bastard. Anyways, she loved the experience. And she actually said that next time we should use a small dildo. I guess I'll start w/a small pocket rocket and a medium sized dildo. How fun! I love LBFM's...

Peace, da Irie Sadist

Daddy Lows
04-20-05, 05:57
Inmate #2997 (ISPB),

Damn, bruddah. You da kine, eh?

Peace

Smoke & Mirrors
04-26-05, 18:56
Only problem is her family is home. Her mom, dad and younger sister, who I want to bang too

In what order? Is Rover, and Mr.Ed thrown in for good measure too?

Vlad De Sade
04-27-05, 02:09
Brother,

YOU made me laugh. And I mean hard! Thanks... Yeah, I would bang her little sister if I could. Actually, I love my girl. Its just a fantasy. I wouldnt do it. Unless, they were both totally cool w/it. Then it would be on for sure. Damn, that shit would ruin our relationship. WTF am I thinking? These choices in life make me shake my head in disgust. Why is having fun so complicated?

Peace, da I Sadist

Ren Man
05-13-05, 15:06
I just finished checking out the posts in this forum. I, too, love to fuck a tight ass! I always ask every provider I'm with if they do anal. If they say yes, then I ask if they like it, if they say no, then I say nevermind, because it just isn't that good unless the chick is into it.

I met this one provider on the road a while back and had a hot time. She was interested in a road trip to my city and I helped set her up in a hotel and posted some pics to help her drum up some business. She took quite a liking to me (and me to her) and we started seeing each other regularly whenever she came through town. She retired from the biz a couple of months later, but still comes to town occasionally to get together with me, and when she's in her city, we talk on the phone every week - and have had quite a few great phone sex sessions reliving our adventures together.

(Note to you guys with overly inquisitive SO's - prepaid cellphones ROCK!)

This girl is an anal freak! She wasn't an anal virgin when I met her, but she wasn't exactly into it. When we got together, we took some time with the whole finger/lube/vibrator thing, and did it right. When I slipped my cock in, it was glorious! I have never felt better anal. She was so into it and everything was just right! When I climaxed and pulled out, I realized why - the condom had broken upon entry and I had been fucking her bareback! The ring was still around my shaft, and the rest of the rubber was in tatters - but MY GOD it was incredible! And when I saw my cum dripping out of her fresh-fucked bum, I got hard again and we went for round two - bareback of course (heck, the damage had been done!). Everytime we've been together since, it's always been bareback - now that she's retired, I'm not so worried! She assured me that everyone else she'd been with while working was covered, and she and I have both tested negative for any beasties. Maybe I'm in denial, but so far, so good.

She likes my cock in her ass every way she can get it. We did it in the shower once or twice - she just leans against the wall and I slip right in. Her favorite way is cowgirl. First she slides her pussy back and forth across my bare cock and gets her self off that way. Then she slips her juicy pussy over my cock and I just lay back and let her ride. Finally she raises up and lowers her tight asshole onto my raging hardon and practically jerks me off with her ass. It is pure heaven!

One time, after she had checked out of her room and we were saying good bye in the parking lot, things got hot and heavy and we realized that we both needed to fuck each other RIGHT NOW! With no place to go, I remembered a nearby porn shop with peep shows. I asked her if she was interested in doing something really kinky and she said sure, so went to the porn shop and paid a visit to one of the booths. We locked the door and did everything two people could possibly do with each other in that tiny room. Meanwhile the gay cruisers in the hall were getting quite an earful!

I've taken some great pics of my bare cock inside her ass - maybe I'll post them sometime - but for now, they're great visual stimulation for our phone-sex sessions!

GuyFromScpa
05-13-05, 15:06
Many years ago I was in the Boston area and requested a lady from a service. I asked for someone submissive. Well, they sent a very interesting older woman out. I was 24 at the time, she was mid-50's and very hot looking. She was a psychologist by day, sub escort by night. Interesting. Anyway, we were fucking pretty hot and heavy when she asked me to fuck her ass - she had me slide in her ass without any additional lube other than what nature provided. Tight as hell. She was a moaner to begin with and she started moaning even harder.

I wish I could find her again.

I met another lady in Nashville at a massage place that liked anal. She actually wanted to that over anything else. Picked up a WSW in Salt Lake City once and went for a round of hard anal beside the car in a dark parking lot.

The best had to be an old girlfriend though. We were 19 at the time. We were fucking doggie, it slipped out and slipped back in the wrong door. She chewed through the pillow trying to hide her noise from her grandmother upstairs. We must have fucked like that for over 30 minutes before I unloaded in her ass. In the morning, she could barely move... about 2 weeks later, she was ragging and bent over for an ass plowing again. We have hooked up a few times since then and everytime, we have to go for a bareback anal plowing. Nothing like it.

Ren Man
05-23-05, 22:18
Any of you guys ever done double penetration? A guy I know invited me to join him in a MMF three-way today with a girl he's seeing. She was interested in doing two guys at once and I got to be the lucky third! We both took turns in her tight ass and pussy as she squealed in delight! Then I lay on my back and she got on top of me and slid my dick in her pussy, while he fucked her ass from behind. This babe was wild! She loved every inch of it! Just wanted to share that with someone...

GuyFromScpa
05-25-05, 07:03
I have done both double pussy penetration and double penetration. It is a wild feeling. I know the ladies involved loved it too. Been awhile though. Need to do it again soon!

Ren Man
06-14-05, 20:50
Aren't there any other guys out there who dig the backdoor? It's been over two weeks since any one else has posted! I've got a pending anal adventure in a day or so with a kinky bored housewife who's looking for a bit of naughtiness (met her on Craig's List). I'll report back!

Ren Man
06-16-05, 16:30
Had an EXCELLENT time with my CL housewife. I promised I'd report back!

We met before she went to work for a quick get-acquainted fuck. Her pussy was absolutely dripping in anticipation! She went to work for about an hour, then left work "to go to the bank" and came back to the room where we fucked and sucked all morning!

After riding my cock for a while with a small vibrator in her ass at the same time, she got on her knees on the edge of the bed and I stood up and slipped it into her willing and waiting backdoor. She totally loved every inch of it, and I did too!

It looks like it will become a regular thing, and I've even invited my DP friend to join me and her in another threeway sometime.

Craps7
06-16-05, 16:47
Aaglen is the man!

Good work my friend. Let me know if you/she needs a 3rd sometime.

LoveLOS
06-26-05, 22:55
I really just noticed this thread and just thought I would highlight some of my best sessions ever. I have rarely asked for anal, and these two fairy tales are about faves who have just volunteered it. Both were mind altering experiences.

Thailand a few years back. LBFM that had become my favorite. I had met her @ a cybercafe. She was teasing about 6 farang by video chat and I began teasing her about that. We left together, bought her a drink at a stall on Sukhumvit, and convinced her she needed to spend the night with me. Incredible girl/session. This continued for a few days, and about the third LT session, I was eating her pussy from behind with a few licks to the ass. I complimented her on her ass as I was probing her pussy with my cock and she asked "You like my ass?" The translation was apparently lost on me because I just thought she was fishing for a compliment, and didn't realize she was offering me anal. Of course I answered "Yes," and she promptly repositioned her asshole to accomodate the gift. Then the meaning hit me and gently, without lube, I worked my way in. In-fucking-credible.

I realized that she was probably not a virgin anal recipient, based on the ease and pleasure she derived from the session, nonetheless, I phrased it as a gift because that is exactly what it was to me. I've had several hundred women since her, but I still look back on that anal session, and another one a night or so following with her as a top 10. Original report on WSG is day 4 of a 7 day romp did not include these details: http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=126195

One other top ten occurred in Mexico this year. A bar girl in Nogales. This girl too really clicked with me and we had three previous sessions that were way above average. My last night there and she knew it. Again, I thought she had a doggie session in mind, but she lowered her hips and thrust her ass back on my cock without so much as a word or any lube.
Original post for this wonderful session is located here:
http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=337718

LL is now looking for that next special girl who will dish up some wonderful ass... Any voulunteers?

LoveLOS

Bootleg Benny
06-30-05, 19:33
Damn I'm jealous, I want to meet a craigslist chick that is a non pro who loved anal. I am in Southern California, any reccomendations?

Greetings,

FYI, there is a new section in the Forum specifically for posting reviews of Craigslist advertisers.

Please look for this new section in the Forum's Table of Contents, under "Craigslist Reviews"

Thanks,

Jackson

Ren Man
07-04-05, 16:23
My CL story was just pure beginner's luck. I was browsing through and saw a "Looking for action wfm" post. The text was something like. "Need it bad. No pencil dicks". Apparently most of the wfm posts are bogus, but this one, luckily, was real. I answered the ad by saying "I'm not exactly Ron Jeremy, but I'm not a pencil dick either. Most importantly I know how to use what I have" - heck, if she wanted to be brazen in her ad, I figured I could be brazen too! She replied that she might be interested and asked me to send a pic. I sent her her two cock shots (one was a cum shot) and I guess she liked what she saw. She asked me what I had in mind and wrote back a several paragraph erotic essay describing an ideal hook up (incl reference to "inserting my cock in your tight back door, but only if you're into it"). That clinched it. Every correspondence from then on was trying to set up a rendevous and throwing in teasing phrases from time to time. She said if I was really good, she'd "let me fuck her ass" - I guess I passed the test!

Godzilla62
07-12-05, 02:41
A couple of years ago, I was a regular enough at Hou's such that mamasan knew me. Once in the place, I would take a look in the bullpen. They always had 10-15 girls. Most were above average. Variety is the spice of life and I would opt for a new experience rather than repeat with the same girl. Only it started working out that when I would pop my head in to look at the talent a girl I had seen before would get all excited jump up and lead me to a room.

On this fateful day, I said hello to Mama, and asked for her best girl. You chose, I told her. She lead me to a room. A few moments later in walks a staked latina with blond hair. Right away she is frisky. Said she is new to the joint and asked me who I have seen. I gave her the name of the girl that was turning me into the regular. Wrong answer, by her reaction. There seemed liked there was some bad blood between them.

She took off her clothes and started with a BBBJ. It was nice, but a little aggressive. This girl had a smoking body. Face was nice, but she had a strange look in her eye. She stops the BBBJ and then asks me what I have done with the other girl. I said everything. She asks, everything? I say yes, everything. She asks did you fuck her in the ass. I lie and say yes. She gets that look in her eye, gets a condom and then whispers in my ear. Do you want to fuck me in the ass or in the pussy. I say in the ass.

She gets on the tabel, on her knees. She has a fine ass, with a tat right on her waist. She gets in a frog position, takes my member, and guides me into her ass. A little tough getting in. But soon I am balls deep, looking in the mirror as I work up the pace. First backdoor experience for me. She was tight. Kept talking dirty. I didn't last five minutes. Went off like Vesuvias. I gather myself, get dressed, she says you come back baby. I ask her what her name is she says "Shadow".

Never saw her again after that. A few months later, her first review came out and the rest is history. Supposedly, maybe two or three years later, she went back to El Salvador and died in a car crash.

Alan
08-25-05, 10:40
Friends,

Negotiated a $40 deal with a Colombiana (Cali) two weeks ago. Imagine, I was in there and did not even realize it was ass and not pussy my cock had entered. So loose was it. I don't know about you guys, but I like ass because of the tight fit and because the chica is supposed to groan and grunt a bit in pain/pleasure. In this case there was none of that. She just folded over and took my whole length without a murmur. I felt cheated.

Alan

Misfit
09-15-05, 05:07
I have been seeing this girl who goes by the name of a very expensive perfume for a while now. Last time I was banging her deep in the dumper the old fashion way if you know what I mean. After I finished blowing one in her she wrapped a towel around her & ran down the hall to take a shower first. Then I took another one to clean up, in the shower I noticed some choclate milk (not the Hersheys kind by the way) on the shower floor as I manuvered my way around it. I thought perhaps maybe the next poor sap will step in it...LOL. The moral to the story be careful in what you step in when your using an AMP shower.

Misfit

Ren Man
09-15-05, 19:30
What you saw in the shower is known as "santorum" - so named by sex columnist Dan Savage and his readers in honor of a certain homophopic Senator. The name has stuck. Google "santorum" and see what I mean!

Best Tx Monger
09-15-05, 22:41
I have been tinkering with the thought of having an anal experience. I have a girlfriend and have been begging her to do it w/me. Sad to report that she has not succumbed to my request. Perhaps she wants a ring !

Needless to say, tried it one time and all i got to do is poke my little head and it got rejected. Oh My God, that split second that it was in there, I felt like she was going to Guillotine it off !!!!!

I know that some of you have had similiar experiences and was wondering how you guys approached the situation. As a result, was looking for some advice on fellow monger on how I can convince her.

-007

Shark in OC
09-15-05, 23:20
Misfit, as you know, I see the same girl who goes by the famous designer name. I have been doing her for the last 2 years or so, and for that matter, I have had both providers, and freebie girl friends with whom I have had regular anal sex with during our "relationships." I am surprised that as long as you have been seeing our girl, that this is the first sort of pitfall of anal sex that you have seen. She is able to hide the normal pitfalls well. She is much better than most. For example, a lot of providers, and freebies, do not prepare properly for the act, which can cause a messy experience more often that one would like.

However, the girl that we are talking about, I know her enough that I know she goes so far as to prepare the night before, by "cleaning the pipes" by taking the proper "make me poop" over the counter drugs from the drugs store.

Nevertheless, no matter how much prep. even a proffessional like she does, there are going to be times when she has a stomach problem after eating that spicy Korean food, or has a stomach virus.

She usually runs to the bathroom after I cream in her ass, but I guess somebody may have been in the bathroom when you had your bad experience that day, and while I never would know what it's like to take large dicks up the ass like she does, I bet that she just had to let loose after 5-10 guys creamed her ass that day.

Thus, I give her a break, and I often am denied anal from her if she has had a long day, to which I understand.

-Shark-

Ren Man
09-16-05, 10:23
"...looking for some advice on fellow monger on how I can convince her."

Make sure you do a lot of gentle back door finger play when you go down on her. She'll probably begin to really enjoy it after a few times. Gradually get a bit more aggressive with the fingers, move up to two fingers, then maybe three. Not only will she start to associate erotic sensations with her asshole, it will also get her muscles loosend up a bit so when you go for the real thing, it won't be such a stretch! Also, you may want to get a small vibrator to use in her ass while you go down. After you slip in inside (SLOWLY, GENTLY, and with LOTS OF LUBE!), you can fuck her slowly with it. This will also help get her loosened up.

After patiently working at it for a few weeks, she'll be much more likely to let you stick you cock in there - but even then, remember to go SLOWLY and USE LOTS OF LUBE. Get some lube made for anal sex at a porn shop, or if you have a gay friend, get him to tell you the best kind to use.

And be prepared for santorum! As anyone whose done anal more than a few times will tell you, you WILL get a brown dick from time to time. Keep baby wipes handy for quick clean-ups!

And use a condom! Even if you're with a regular girlfriend, you risk infection from getting shit in your peehole. I'm one to talk though... I do it bareback whenever I can!

________

"I bet that she just had to let loose after 5-10 guys creamed her ass that day"

If she is letting that many guys cream her ass a day, she's liable to be HIV+ already. The odds aren't in her favor. And if she is, then you could be next. The virus can get to you through your peehole.

Driverdown
09-16-05, 21:59
One thing that has worked for me is (after lubing, inserting a finger, etc) is using a buttplug while while doing doggystyle. The main idea is that the longer the anus is streched (without the thrusting) it starts to learn the new size. Afterwards the entrance is far easier and there is little or no pain.

Just my 2 cents.

Best Tx Monger
09-17-05, 07:31
***

Thank you Anon and Aaglen for your advice. You guys are right on with your remarks. It is amazing what experience has to say. I would have never thought that one could be so devil-ish but sneaky at the same time.

Aaglen, I appreciate your elaboration and your defenite insight into the subject of Anal Connoisseurs. I will try the tactics that you mentioned and see how things develope.

If I get a negative feedback then i will try something else. But at least, I now I have a foundation on which to go on.

Regards,
-007

Alan
09-20-05, 12:23
Hello Z3,

The best advice you can get is to be bold and forward about the whole thing. Being sneaky will not work most of the time. She should know that you have your eyes on the little hole of pleasure.

That way, there will be no issues of lube use and the difficult phase before your cock head passes the sphinter.

Kiss her and let her know you care. Talk to her lovingly. Then fuck that asshole for all it's worth.

Alan

Best Tx Monger
09-20-05, 13:27
Ever since I saw Jules Jordan videos and seeing him fucking 'em in the ass, I have had this fantasy of doing that !!

Hope to poke my head in there one more time soon !!! Again, thank you guys.

Alan, you mentioned to fuck that asshole for what it is worth !! You are right on with your sentiments.

Unfortunaletly, right now its worth about a dime since that is probably the only thing that you can stick in it <virgin>.

But I soon I hope that it is worth 1/2 a dollar coin < smiles > .

Work in progress guys !!!

-007

Fluffyboy
09-25-05, 12:02
One thing I did that helped was when doing her from behind, use a lubricated thumb to play with her asshole, just rubbing it around the outside, and pushing on it occasionally without penetrating as she moves back towards you.

Then leave your thumb pressed against your pubic bone and pointing down just above your dick and let her bump against it when she pushes backwards. Then bend your thumb into an "L" shape so the tip pokes her asshole each time she pushes backwards. This gives her the option of just having it bump her asshole or pushing back harder and letting it penetrate. If she lets it penetrate, then you can gradually bend more of your thumb out until she's taking the whole thumb. This gives her the choice at her own pace.

Eventually she will want more, just take it slowly.

Best Tx Monger
09-25-05, 22:41
Well, she was on top of me and i was playing with her elusive hole, barely penetrating but getting her acquainted with the feeling.

She was starting to climax and she actually seemed to be enjoying having both of her holes somewhat filled.

Afterwards when I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game I asked her, " Did you like it when I was playing with your other hole. "

She said, " At first I thought that you had the wrong hole but then I realized that you were playing with it. " I said " Did you like it?"

She said, " Yes ." I am on my way there Ass Hole guys !!!

-007

MeatMan
10-01-05, 17:07
Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse...Whaddya think?

Ren Man
10-02-05, 14:22
"Whaddya think?"

I think you're grasping for straws. People can find Biblical justification for anything they want, but unless someone is willing to master Aramaic, and go back a read the original (un-translated ad inifitum) scrolls, then I take anything they say with a grain of salt.

Sex, anal, vaginal, oral, is all about pleasure. Any dirt, shame or immorality associated with any sexual act between CONSENTING adults is a societal construct. If more people would realize that, then this world would be a happier place.

Misfit
10-06-05, 06:08
I testify to the good Word delivered by the good revrand. Can I get AMEN fellow mongers. Hell I may even go to church this coming Sunday, who knows maybe I'll find me a "good" woman.

Misfit

Mr Nine Cat
10-06-05, 12:23
[QUOTE=Aaglen]"Whaddya think?"

Meatman, if it works after those long, emotionally drenching revivals on the young Babdist girls, go for it, man. For others, I'd just recommend a dozen fru-fru drinks and a winning smile. The "Bucky-Futter" and the "KY-Colada" come to mind. Don't forget the little umbrellas. Cheers!

Best Tx Monger
10-18-05, 21:57
A while back I asked for some advice on how I could get my g/f to get to liking anal. Post # 34 Titled Anal Rookie pleaded from advice to fellow mongers.

Aaglen stepped up to the plate and provided some great advice. Well i started working on my g/f and have been using my fingers.

Let me tell you guys, she loves it !!!!! She said that she never thought that she could get to liking that. Right now I am training her with my big thumb and eventually hope she expands the strike zone. Next goal is to get two fingers in there and to eventually get my USG member in there !

Thanks guys for the advice and help. So far so good and I will keep you posted. I know that shit is going to be tight !! She is going to guillotine my member off !!

-007

Ren Man
10-19-05, 18:00
Next step, a teeny vibrator!

I just hooked up with another bored housewife from Craigs List and pounded her ass for all it was worth - she loved it and wanted more! This one was much uglier and fatter than she led me to believe so I doubt I'll see her anymore... but even fat, ugly chicks have tight assholes!

Cagep1967
10-24-05, 10:12
Guys,

I have been working my way into that elusive hole for the last 7 years of marraige. I've started with DATY while using a well oiled thumb for anal penetration. I would only slightly penetrate while licking and allowing her to ride my thumb while giving her oral pleasure. She has that area so entwined with DATY know that I can do a little DATY know and get plenty of anal penetration whenever I feel the need. Which is quite often lately. I can't stop thinking about it, looking forward to some more this evening.

Bend It
10-25-05, 11:15
For me, anal is so much better with a woman with a submissive streak. They do it because *you* want them to do it, not because they've agreed to do it. I'm not talking about going over the line, non-consensual. But that submissive thang going on really adds to a good anal pounding.

Nzca Guy
10-29-05, 22:21
Sunday afternoon Sept. 18, my best trip here yet, got there around 1 in the afternoon and only on girl was there i can't remember her name but it started with a V. She was ok looking definitely not the best looking that I have had but not bad for the Quarry Inn. Well got up stair and had a shower, when I made it back to the room, I was still little wet and I was drying myself off when she walked over and started to such my cock with out a cover, this lasted for a few mins then hopped on the bed, for some more BBBJ, then she moved to my balls, and then to my ass, she pushed my legs up and pulled my cheeks apart and jammed her tongue deep into my ass, all the while she was stroking my cock, she went back to my cock and took it all the way up to the balls and didn't even gag, then I asked her to stick her finger in my ass, she put on some lube and slowly started to play with it and then pushed it in then whole time with her mouth on my dick, I almost cam. It felt so good. After a while I said the I wanted to cum in her ass she said only with a cover. Sure, on when the cover then she bent over and took my cock deep into her tight ass. I asked it I could f*ck her ass and she said sure so I pushed my head down with one hand and pulled her hair with the other hand and f*cked her ass like there was no tomorrow. Cam really deep and fast, but it was great, cleaned up with a quick shower and then left 60 buck on the table for her. She was one of the best that I have ever had
total cost 140(NZ) for 45mins, plus 60 left on the nightstand

Nzca Guy
10-31-05, 17:36
http://www.kensingtoninn.co.nz/

Long but Great!!

Went to the Kennington on tuesday 12/10, just after lunch. Was let in by a girl that I have been with before, she was cute but not really anything better then just a good f*ck. And latly i've been looking for ladies that can offer me a bit more, kinky stuff.

Looked around there were 5 girls working and a spooted a nice looking maori girl. Asked if she was ready she said sure, when to the counter and paided, asked about her, I was told that she is openminded, loves deep kissing, and has only been working there for about 3 weeks.

Got 45mins at 170(NZ less then 120 US) on card, went up stairs, on the way up we talked a bit, she said that I was really cute and that I looked to nice to come to this kind of place. I tld her that I was horney and looking for some fun.

Well boy did I ever get a great one. Hopped in the shower, just washing away my ass (hopeing that she will get and jam her face her in a little bit) there was a little knock on the door of the shower and she hops in with me, see me cleaning my ass and said good. She grabbed my cock and started to stroke it to get it hard and them got on her knees and went right for it. We stated in the shower for about 5mins as she took me deep all the way to my ball in her mouth, not even gagging once.

Got out dryed off and them hoppe dont he bed, she crawled up to my cock and went to work again, after a few mins I pulled my legs back and she went right down my crack to my waiting as*hole, she pulled my cheaks apart and pushed her tounge as deep as she could and boy did it feel great, I them asked her if she had any lube and she was really excited that I asked her about this, so she lube up one of her fingers and slowly, ever so slowly she pushed it into my tight, really tight as*hole and it just felt so good, she was fucking my ass with one of her fingers all the way up to the nuckle I asked her to use her longest finger I really wanted to feel it deep in my ass. While she did this she started to suck me off again. It was great.

I then told her that I wanted to fuck her hard. She got out the rubber and them hopped on top, and stuck her finger back in my ass as she was riding me, it was really rough on my tenter ass but I wanted more, i told er to turn around so that I could play with her ass, she said sure, so she turned around and she was still working on my ass and I started doing the same on hers. I then told her that I wanted to fuck her ass. She said that she has never been fuck in the ass but we could try. So lubed up my cock and started to press it against her tight hole and jus the head when it and she screamed out in pain and pulled away. I told her it was ok but she was almost in tears, this made me really horny and I told her to get back onthe bed, because I was going to fuck her drty c*nt. She got on the bed and pulle d her legs back and I just started to pound her, and really swear at her. she kept on telling me the she wanted to fuck me in the ass with a strap on and stuff like that and I just lost it

One of the best choices that I have ever made

Aroha, Stunning Part Maori, 18yrs, Waistlength brunette hair, Brown eyes, sz 10, 34c, 5’7, brand new to the industry, passionate and openminded, tongue pierce, available 9am – 7pm Tuesday to Friday

Nzca Guy
11-03-05, 17:54
Kensington Inn

After my really bad experience last Monday I decided to wipe that memory clean by a nice visit to the Inn. Got there about 2:20'ish went in got a glass of water and sat down to look at what they had to offer. I picked Memphis, who I have been with before, she isn't the best to look at but very nice and the extras are what I really was in the mood for. I got 45mins. which is all i normally need, when I don't really care about who i'm with. Coast me 170 (eftpos) less with cash. too a quick shower and got on the bed. She started to my rub and made her way down to my cock. Started to use her hand for awhile, on went the rubber and a great very enthusiastic BJ. I asked her to play with my balls which was really nice then she licked them even better when she went back to the BJ I asked her to play with my ass, which was really nice she slide her hand off my ball and went straight for the hole, felt really good. I told her to stick her finger in and she did really slowly then almost sent me over the edge. I told her to get on top. She did not needing any lotion she said that she was getting really wet playing with me ass and this really proved it. One she got on top. I told her I wanted to f*** her ass*ole. She said that it would cost more. I said how much 150, I countered with 50 she said that's all you have I said, you can get more if I can do other this beside just anal. She said like what I want to cum on you ass and watch it drip over your freshly fuc*ed ass*ole and over your wet pussy. She said ok. Once she said ok I knew that I could do anything I want so I was if I could cum on her face she said, I don't know, I've never done that before. Ok can I cum in your mouth. How much money do you have was her response. I told I would give her 150 if I could do her anal and then cum in her mouth. It was a deal. At this we switched to doggie so I could put in in any time I want. Well all this talking about different things that turn me on and I never got to the goods. I cam while doing her doggie style. She said that's to bad I wanted you penis in my ass. With that I cam even more. She cleaned me up and I had a nice shower and I was on my way. But not before I told her that I would be back real soon with some extra money.


Memphis description from Kensington Inn's web site.

Pretty Euro 18, Shoulder length blonde hair, brown eyes, sz 8-10, 34c, 5’6, couples, str8 and bi dbls, tattoos, passionate, openminded,

Johnnycoxx
11-04-05, 03:43
Anyone have any suggestions where to find quality "airtight" pics (3 guys filling all three female holes at once)? My girlfriend has this as a fantasy and I am trying to convince her to act on it. Please recommend a website or any other source.

Thanks

Ren Man
12-09-05, 11:20
No posts in over a month... isn't anybody out there banging the bunghole?

A couple of weeks ago I had a great session with an atl pro. I slipped it into her hot, tight little butt and she just smiled so big and said "Oh yeah, baby, that feels great! Fuck my ass! Harder!". I was happy to oblige! Nothing like ass-fucking a girl who WANTS to be assfucked!

How's your progress Z3?

GuyFromScpa
12-09-05, 12:38
A few weeks ago I connected with a lady I met through AFF. She brought her male friend along. She said she liked anal... she was not kidding. Things started off with her sucking me and then sucking him. He said why don't I get behind her and fuck her ass.

I do not need much inviting. I grabbed some lube and pressed my cock into her tight ass. She moaned with pain and pleasure and I spread her wide open. After a few moments of getting her loosened up, she started begging me to fuck her harder.

After a few minutes of intense pounding, I dumped a load of cum in her ass. We quickly switched places while I went to clean up. When I came back, she was getting pounded again. She started sucking me to get me hard again.

When he dumped his load, we switched again. This process went on for about 2 hours. We each fucked her ass 4 times until we came. Then she climbed on top of me and he slipped in behind her for a DP.

Total... she took 10 loads from the two of us. She was an anal demon. Can't wait to hook up again.

Ren Man
12-09-05, 23:44
NOTHING feels better than blowing your load bareback in a tight ass - but I think I'd want to know a little more about her and her guy before I'd dip my stick into his jizz!

GuyFromScpa
12-10-05, 17:09
Actually, it turned out he and I knew each other from some volunteer work we do. That is why I played the way I did. The two of them are a monogomous couple and have not found anyone to join them yet. Trust me, this boy does not play bareback for the heck of it.

Mike 80
12-11-05, 01:31
Quote from Aaglen in response to A Nova's anal tale:


NOTHING feels better than blowing your load bareback in a tight ass - but I think I'd want to know a little more about her and her guy before I'd dip my stick into his jizz!

Sounds like Mr. A Nova is trying his hand at fiction. Either that or he ought to have his schizophrenia checked out. Back in March 2005 here is a quote from A Nova responding to another monger's mention of bareback activity...

(Quote from A Nova) "Are you nuts about picking up a SW for a BAREBACK party? Do you have a death wish? I am not against picking up SW's but playing bareback is not worth getting off."

Of course, prior to that post A Nova had already posted about another rousing session of bareback anal. Maybe bareback is okay as long as it is done in a woman's ass and you're taking turns with some guy you've never met. I defer to Dr. A Nova.

GuyFromScpa
12-11-05, 08:03
To Mike80:

I posted a response last night sometime but it had not been cleared as of your posting.

It turned out I knew the guy (and trusted him). It was his monogomous girlfriend. I would never consider bareback with a SW because obviously if she does it with me, she is doing it with others and most have habits anyway. Too many risks. Were there risks with this couple? Sure... there are always risks. Hell, your wife could be cheating on you bareback with a guy.

Previous posting about anal bareback was also with a trusted source - my girlfriend at that time and trusted play partner.

Unless you trust someone in some fashion, bareback is crazy. Even then, it has risks. How many of you go down on a girl/wife/sw without protection? How many of you let your girl/wife/sw blow you without cover?

On the rare occassion that I pick up a SW or escort, it is protected all the way and I do not engage in DATY. I save most of my playing for ladies I meet through AFF, SLS or other lifestyle sites. There is a much better chance that they are clean.

Ren Man
12-11-05, 12:37
<Sounds like Mr. A Nova is trying his hand at fiction.>

Ten loads in two hours from two guys? Two and a half loads an hour per guy? I want whatever they've been taking! Maybe they should hire themselves out for stud service. At my most viril, I could maybe manage three loads in two hours. Two during the first, and one a bit later...

But then again, bareback anal DOES feel might nice!

GuyFromScpa
12-11-05, 20:40
To Aaglen,

After the first load, the rest were kind of weak but we both made it to that level. Sometimes in a scene like this, you can be incredibly turned on. This was the case. A few years back I was in a swingers club with my wife. After watching her with another woman for awhile, I ended up having sex with her for over 90 minutes with four orgasms myself. Granted, the last three were kind lf light, but it does happen.

I don't do fiction. My reports are real, my stories are real. I appreciate this board for what it offers and want to contribute the same in return. I pay for play and pick up lifestyle chicks/couples from time to time (my preference since they are safer and cheaper!).

Cagep1967
12-21-05, 08:08
I recently bought this double headed vibrator to work on the wife with. It's great, i can see her getting worked on with both holes while i get oral from her, she is becoming an anal champ.

GeneLuck
12-30-05, 01:22
Years ago, I had a girlfriend who LOVED anal. Her asshole was the sweetest -- tight yet flexible and I could pound her as long as I wanted.

She had a thick silicon dildo that I could use on her -- I'd often get her on the edge of the bed doggy-style, fuck her pussy with my cock and her ass with the dildo at the same time. Once I even did anal while fisting her pussy.

Boy, do I miss those times! There was almost nothing she wouldn't do. My wife has let me do anal a few times, but she doesn't really enjoy it -- I don't like to ask her because I know she doesn't care for it. Occasionally she likes my finger in her ass while we're having sex, but that's about it.

When I was dating, I always wished that was a question you could ask a girl on the first or second date -- "do you like it in the ass?" Good way to not get another date!