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Admin
12-31-05, 23:00
Thread Starter.

Frank Booth
01-26-06, 12:13
Maybe why his father was so pissed he got hitched...

Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:31
A great threesome...

Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:33
Before Marriage

Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:33
After Marriage

shill
02-01-06, 00:35
I read a story about this dude named Ken Pinyan in Washington State. Guys, I'm just going to tell you that Ken is dead now; in fact, he was dead an hour after this event occured. If you are faint of heart, don't watch this. I post this simply for satire and irony, it is sick but it's like a train wreck; you can't not watch it once you hear the story. Normally I say whatever floats your boat, i don't have a problem with, in this case, Ken got what Ken asked for.

Whoever the moderator is, please watch this BEFORE you let it be posted. If you deem it inappropriate, just let them google it. But, I read this story this morning after reading my morning news at fark.com and I can't get it out of my head.

http://www.zfilter.com/z.php?id=20148

Frank Booth
02-01-06, 22:24
Holy Shit.

KC Questor
02-02-06, 01:05
Videos of a guy getting boned in the ass by a horse are not really that funny to begin with. When the guy dies, that's a step down the humor ladder.

shill
02-02-06, 01:32
Holy Shit.Q:"Trigger, did you consent to be with Gene?"

A: "Neigh!!"

A horse is a horse, of course.

Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:54
Had to find something to help me forget the horse thing...

Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:56
Another Snowman

Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:58
Can you determine which seagull is female?

Boobi Fett
02-03-06, 09:06
Another SnowmanFrank,

Great pic. It was actually taken at my Alma Matta in Rochester, NY. Take 8 months of snow, add in very few women and the engineers need some form of a creative outlet. As we would say . . . come to RIT where the men are men so are the women and the sheep are scared.

Da Fett

Tribal69
02-03-06, 14:11
So thats what her face looks like when I sneak it in the brown blinker!

SeekPetite
02-03-06, 15:00
After Marriage

Frank,

That one looks like before marriage. The attached is after marriage.

Frank Booth
02-06-06, 21:20
Frank,

As we would say . . . come to RIT where the men are men so are the women and the sheep are scared.



How about the horses?

Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:46
When Name Calling Isn't Swearing

Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:48
What We Won't See On The Ice in Torino

Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:49
Sexual Harassment

PsyberZombie
02-08-06, 10:33
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1176059812985535666

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1481148241870512581

Paul D
02-08-06, 14:56
Zombie,

Now we all might understand why so many men have to monger to get sex. Hahaha!

Daddy Lows
02-09-06, 04:25
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e133/mysguidednlv/WTF.jpg

Looks like a southern state, right?

Peace

http://www.wonka.com/global/0000by_laffy2.gif

Frank Booth
02-09-06, 12:00
Very Scary

Frank Booth
02-09-06, 12:02
Not For Kids

Bend It
02-10-06, 16:53
how sick is it when cartoons can make you horny ? ? ?

Bend It
02-10-06, 17:08
she's owned

PsyberZombie
02-11-06, 09:15
how sick is it when cartoons can make you horny ? ? ?


Are you kidding ??

There's an entire Japanese Industry devoted to pornographic cartoons

Run a Google search on the term " Hentai "

Hentai is a sub·genre of 'Manga' and 'Anime'

A male fan of this stuff is known as a " Moé " [ the word 'moé' it·self means 'fetish' ]

Aren't you glad you asked ??

Bend It
02-11-06, 13:08
LOL, Psyber! I was speaking tongue in cheek.

Here's another animated gif, a cartoon but not hentai.

Bend It
02-11-06, 13:12
another cartoon b***h, very flexible . . .

LoveLOS
02-11-06, 18:16
Love it when the cartoonists put bullshit in it's place.

LoveLOS

Frank Booth
02-13-06, 12:49
Monkey and Bart

Frank Booth
02-13-06, 12:51
Avon Calling...

Frank Booth
02-21-06, 14:37
Sunbathing

Bend It
03-16-06, 15:19
animated gif happy ending

Bend It
03-16-06, 16:49
Bush animated gif

Best Tx Monger
03-16-06, 18:46
Bush doing the Texas Salute !!!

-007

Warpig2000
03-18-06, 15:30
If only it were this easy in real life ;)

Flash animation link:

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

A 'police lineup' of about two dozen different twentysomething females in all different forms of casual wear. Mouse over any one girl and her clothes dissapear.

LoveLOS
03-20-06, 17:11
Have one today!!

Das Ubersoldat
03-20-06, 20:41
Not For KidsYeah, but would you wanna stick yer meat in that? I mean think about it, its kinda like Homer giving you a BJ.

Carlosa
03-21-06, 13:35
If only it were this easy in real life ;)

Flash animation link:

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

A 'police lineup' of about two dozen different twentysomething females in all different forms of casual wear. Mouse over any one girl and her clothes dissapear.This was taken from a posture study done in Stockholm about 3 years ago.

PsyberZombie
04-30-06, 09:14
Women 101 =

http://*******.com/nypdc

Daddy Lows
05-01-06, 02:55
Psyber,

That hit the spot. LMAO. Thanks.

Peace

PsyberZombie
05-15-06, 15:31
No ..... not DOING Aerobics

.... Watching Hot Chicks do them !!

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2660147?showw=no&refsite=7119


I feel better already !!


p.s. = Betcha you can't watch this video just *once* !!

Salvances
05-16-06, 13:43
here are a couple of my favorites.

Benchseats Rock
05-17-06, 02:19
This was taken from a posture study done in Stockholm about 3 years ago.

My girlfriend pointed out that if you click on a girl you get the reverse shot too.
You gotta love the Swedes.

Mister Quick
05-23-06, 09:49
A friend sent this to me in a forwarded email. Did not see any contact info so not sure where it is from.

Baltimonger
05-23-06, 10:02
A friend sent this to me in a forwarded email. Did not see any contact info so not sure where it is from.
From this site (http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/315_328/315_328.html)

Mister Quick
06-02-06, 17:34
Did not think this was a big enough problem to warrant a product. An old friend who did not know my iwfe died sent this to me since he knew there was a midget who was always hitting on her in college.

Bend It
06-26-06, 11:15
animated gif

PsyberZombie
07-05-06, 09:44
Admit it , guys = we've ALL had 'blind dates' with chicks like Propecia =

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2673381

Bend It
07-08-06, 11:40
A Stepford wife . . .

Bend It
07-08-06, 11:43
Punch-fucked by a Ninja Turtle . . .

Bend It
07-08-06, 11:46
Kentucky Lovin' . . .

Bend It
07-08-06, 11:47
I'm framing this one . . .

PsyberZombie
07-12-06, 09:13
There is over 600 pages of photagraphes on this site & alotta droobs only post theyre jokes & gypps there & no good pitchers much any. Only them snap-shots ov fat scrubbers that mostly look like Shithouse Sally on a good day.

Me mate Jackson should get a good mate to wade thru them all & collect up all the righty-fine ones ov only bonzer beauts & pretty-bird young nippers and put them in a special section fer hard mates with a good right hand.

### Salty

This one's just for You & Mary Palmer , Salty =

The loverly Miss Christina ('http://www.needforfun.com/adultfun/sexychristinawithherbouncingboobs.html')

Bend It
07-17-06, 10:01
and maybe in your hands, too . .

Bend It
07-17-06, 10:02
I once knew a b***h who stuffed ping pong balls in her ass . . .

Bend It
07-17-06, 10:38
I love Photoshop . . .

Warpig2000
07-18-06, 02:11
to his ATF Streetwalker....

Bend It
07-20-06, 15:31
a whole lot of ass . . .

Bend It
07-20-06, 15:32
I never knew tit-biting was so damn funny!

Bend It
07-20-06, 15:34
"And how was your day, dear?"

"uh, uh, oh fuck, uh, just fine, Mom,thanks"

Bend It
07-20-06, 15:35
We've all got wants . . .

Bend It
07-20-06, 15:39
She can suck the chrome off a bathroom fixture . . . LOL!

Baltimonger
07-22-06, 20:48
Check out this news story about a fire in California. It's no laughing matter, until they interview Mike Litoris. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BoSrZshWTw)

Bend It
07-25-06, 08:58
Check out this news story about a fire in California. It's no laughing matter, until they interview Mike Litoris. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BoSrZshWTw)

RFLMAO!?!?! Mike Litoris? I wish the news b*tch had read that name LOL!

Bend It
07-26-06, 11:57
Mother of the Year

Seva Lurker
08-06-06, 10:34
Was up in Williamsburg this weekend and ran across this sign. Obviously the Civil War is still going strong in Virginia. Can anyone tell me which way is East???

PsyberZombie
08-07-06, 08:27
Was up in Williamsburg this weekend and ran across this sign. Obviously the Civil War is still going strong in Virginia. Can anyone tell me which way is East???

Here's one from Boston which should give you a good idea why I try never to drive there

Seek899
08-10-06, 12:29
Some celeb photos which make you think twice about the "natural" look.

PsyberZombie
08-12-06, 09:32
http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/

KC Questor
08-12-06, 22:00
Psyber's link will change when the comic is updated. A more permanent link is:

http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2006/08/12/

DropFrame
08-14-06, 22:27
Click this guys.
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

Bend It
08-25-06, 16:15
check out the b*tch in the photo

Bend It
08-25-06, 16:16
We've got wood . . .

Bend It
08-25-06, 16:17
Too much nudity . . .

Bend It
08-25-06, 16:27
Swallow it, b*tch!

Bend It
08-25-06, 16:29
Summer Cummings makes a fabulous hood ornament

Bend It
08-26-06, 08:22
Ward was too hard on her beaver . . .

AkronGuy57
09-25-06, 11:37
We all have to make chooices as to how we spend our money!

Kudlow
09-26-06, 02:21
For all Dads.

Benchseats Rock
09-26-06, 09:04
Summer Cummings makes a fabulous hood ornament

I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.


Benchseats Rock

Bend It
09-26-06, 11:16
I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.


Benchseats Rock

You're welcome!

Bend It
09-26-06, 11:17
How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?

Bend It

Giani
09-26-06, 16:52
Wonderful! Wish *I* had seen and taken that picture!


How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?

Bend It

Bend It
10-09-06, 18:24
We'll see how long she's laughing after he punch f*cks her . . .

Bend It
10-10-06, 11:59
Bush inserts, but he can't pull out

Bend It
10-10-06, 12:55
An animated gif - He's brilliant!

Joseleche
10-12-06, 22:59
An animated gif - He's brilliant!This was altered, it was clinton that had the caps on the binoculars.

KC Questor
10-13-06, 01:06
The Clinton pic was a different one:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp

Bend It
10-23-06, 13:09
this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson

Bend It
10-23-06, 13:11
Those titties are fuckin' huge!

Bend It
10-23-06, 13:11
a good use for the empties . . .

Bend It
10-23-06, 13:13
I find this pretzel b*tch to be strangely erotic.

Bend It
10-23-06, 13:14
Mommy and Daddy are so proud of their little girl - who is paying the rent by wh*ring herself out to screw midgets on film. Priceless, indeed . . .

Giani
10-24-06, 08:52
What can I say--really--don't we appreciate it when they say it like they think it is (or... actually MAY be?) And, admit it, we love a little ***** in our women, sort of like cayenne pepper in a Mexican dish... Makes them interesting.

Love the picture--thanks.

For reference, here it is:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=33125

Giani

P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.

JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...

this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson

Benchseats Rock
10-24-06, 11:12
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...

HERE (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06) is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.


Benchseats Rock

Giani
10-24-06, 13:51
Benchsheats:

Sheesh. EXC-U-U-U-U-U-SE me. Mea culpa. Try to compliment a poster for his post, and one gets whacked...

In the future, I will try to "act like" a Senior member (like yourself???). Hey--maybe in the future, you could treat posters with some respect in this arena...

Am I supposed to apologize for not previously noticing that b*tch is a forbidden word? OK--count me as a newbie.

Please accept my profound apology...

Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?

Giani


HERE (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06) is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.


Benchseats Rock

P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...

Spazen
10-26-06, 21:15
Saving......

Zhuxi
10-27-06, 07:04
Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?

Giani

P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...You have to be a comrade; before commraderie exists.

On another note, I do oh so love that "fuck" word. :D

Zhuxi

Spazen
10-27-06, 23:29
Giani:

One easy one to remember, terms that can be construed as derogatory to women aren't allowed. If in doubt, preview your post. This site is about searching for women for sexual gratification. We should not be bad mouthing them or fellow mongers.

LoveLOS
10-28-06, 21:25
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair; while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict; look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. DO whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Benchseats Rock
10-28-06, 23:38
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.

"This is new" means you haven't RTFF'd at all. Sin #1
"and NOT necessarily good" is the part that pissed me off. Had you written the same post without this bit, my tone would have been completely different.


Benchseats Rock

Hardwood123
10-31-06, 17:20
Dr Seuss revisited...

Bend It
11-01-06, 17:02
A submissive b*tch gets a helping hand and fist . . .

Bend It
11-02-06, 17:56
I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica . . .

Bend It
11-02-06, 17:58
A brilliant b*tch doing what she does best, for laughs . . .

Bend It
11-02-06, 18:04
I wouldn't let this fucked up b*tch cook my food - I'd be afraid.

Bend It
11-02-06, 18:11
maybe I need to get some, because this isn't looking half-bad to me . . .

Bend It
11-02-06, 18:21
I'd like to give each of these c*unts a lesson in jackhammer blowjobs.

Bend It
11-02-06, 18:28
Easy money. All she had to do was:

1. get ridiculous funbags bolted onto her chest, screaming to everyone who sees her that she's a f*ck toy

2. go to LA and ***** herself to porn producers

3. get cast in a movie called "Gag Factor" where she laid on her back, with her head hanging over the edge, while a 9" dick slammed in and out of her mouth while she made involuntary "guag guag guag" sounds

Headfirst
11-02-06, 19:30
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.

Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!

I Hobby
11-06-06, 03:37
Headfirst, are you old enough to be here? How old is this joke you are telling? The fact that you thought this is funny, you have to be 12 or something.

Now if you really want a funny Lewinsky joke:

"Monica Lewinsky told this month's Cosmo magazine that if it weren't for Bill Clinton, she would be a mom now, with two kids. Really? Not the way she was doing it." —Jay Leno


Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!

Bend It
11-07-06, 13:15
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.

Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!

Well, Headfirst, it made me laugh!

Warpig2000
11-11-06, 20:22
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...

Bend It
11-14-06, 12:11
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...

That's classic, Warpig. I think I'm going to make these into business cards . . . LOL!

LoveLOS
11-22-06, 01:50
Poke da monkey

Benchseats Rock
11-22-06, 02:29
Fighting Stickmen.

Benchseats Rock
11-24-06, 02:07
How much stuffing is enough?


I'd say about that much :)

Is that a real doll?

Junky11
11-27-06, 21:25
That is some funny shit.

Junky11
11-27-06, 22:03
Kermit the Frog

Giani
11-28-06, 08:15
YOu need to post a warning:

"NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES!"

Giani


Kermit the Frog

Benchseats Rock
11-28-06, 12:44
YOu need to post a warning:

"NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES!"

Giani

Hmmm....

A presentation by the Monger's television workshop.

Baltimonger
11-28-06, 18:49
Miss Piggy ate Kermit!

Speaking of that:
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
At 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

BigTigger
11-29-06, 00:27
I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.

BigTigg

Member #5805
11-29-06, 03:36
Hey Bigg Tigg:

How about: You may want to be standing near a garbage can or toilet because you will vomit when you look at this.



I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.

BigTigg

Benchseats Rock
11-29-06, 03:44
"Now where did I put my turkey baster?"

Fission06
11-29-06, 04:05
BigTigger,

What the Ri Designer said is right. Wow. That's all I can say. I wish I didn't click on that. On a side note, I wonder how much sex she gets.

Junky11
11-29-06, 17:48
I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.

BigTigg


She's so fat you could poke her belly button.

Member #5805
11-29-06, 19:25
Junky:
From the looks of it that may be the only place you will be able to poke her.

Unless of course you want to attempt Cowgirl :)



She's so fat you could poke her belly button.

Benchseats Rock
11-29-06, 20:05
Junky:
From the looks of it that may be the only place you will be able to poke her.

Unless of course you want to attempt Cowgirl :)


I think you meant unless of course you want to attempt the cow.

Giani
12-01-06, 15:21
To try to flush out the images of the whale-of-a woman pix recently posted...

You may have seen some of these, but I think they are hilarious, and cut straight down to the truth...

Giani

BigTigger
12-02-06, 01:29
Thanks Giani

I needed a diversion myself!!

BigTigg

Robux
12-02-06, 02:41
"Sexual Consent" -- just about the funniest net-video I've seen this year. A couple in bed -- and their lawyers -- negotiate the terms of the night's nookie.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent

PsyberZombie
12-03-06, 10:14
Hey !! I recognize that "chest for you" girl !!

It's Christina =

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448238&postcount=56

KC Questor
12-03-06, 14:11
Christina looks good in a t-shirt.

xryder
12-03-06, 22:57
For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.

Benchseats Rock
12-03-06, 23:19
For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.


I thought you said at first that it reminded you of Homer Simpson. Well, it still can, lookee here what I dug up for you. You can thank me later. Damn edit button.....

Benchseats Rock
12-03-06, 23:25
Betcha can't just poke it once.

Giani
12-04-06, 10:36
You did better than I at finding the image! I spent some fruitless time looking on the web for the famous shot:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=34417

Yep--sure is some sweet looking beaver. I hear there are more? If anyone has 'em, I bet I'm not the only one ready and willing to view 'em.

Thanx,

Giani

P.S. Thanks to those who not only identified Christina, but provided some other interesting tight tee shirt shots of her!


For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.

Benchseats Rock
12-04-06, 13:59
Yep--sure is some sweet looking beaver. I hear there are more? If anyone has 'em, I bet I'm not the only one ready and willing to view 'em.

Thanx,

Giani



This is what I've got so far, here ya go.

Benchseats Rock

Monger Forever
12-04-06, 20:05
But Britney's snatch aint all That !! She let me down !!!

Trick Williams
12-04-06, 21:07
LOL!!! Nice "kooder" pics Bench.

Pussy Hound
12-04-06, 22:36
I knew it would only be a matter of time before we got to see Brit's snatch, on film. Of course I figured it would be getting stuffed in some sex tape release. But this will do fine.

Bigboi47
12-05-06, 00:19
Besides Brtiney there pictures of JLo getting out of a limo wearing no panties and one of Jena Bush on the beach changing into a bathing suit her bush was bushy. :P

WebDog
12-05-06, 01:38
that is a nasty beaver -- would not get me excited.

Someone please post the JLo pics (have not seen or heard of those before).

Giani
12-05-06, 14:42
Didn't she do a GREAT job of getting our attention (as well as the rest of the world's)?

Next, let's see her BJ technique compared to Paris'... Can that be that far off in the future?

Giani


This is what I've got so far, here ya go.

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock
12-05-06, 18:05
Next, let's see her BJ technique compared to Paris'... Can that be that far off in the future?

Giani


She'll probably charge too much. Oh..... you meant video..... I hear that there is something, or am I thinking of Jessica Simpson?

Call Me Booger
12-05-06, 18:14
I heard Britneys ex K-Fed has some sex tapes of them together. So, it's probably a matter of time before it hits the net.

I still have never seen the full version of the Paris tape. Anyone know of a free site to view it?

MeatMan
12-06-06, 16:48
Any nude pics of Janet Jackson out there?..I ave seen em, but cant put my finger on what site had em.

Monaco GP
12-09-06, 02:49
I must be getting old but I'd rather have the SLR.

Baldy Cruiser
12-09-06, 13:04
SANTA sent this to me today.
I got busted. LMAO.

BALDY CRUISER

Baltimonger
12-09-06, 13:52
Food names from around the world:

Baltimonger
12-09-06, 13:57
More food names from around the world:

Baltimonger
12-09-06, 14:00
More food names from around the world, part 3:

Wallie
12-10-06, 04:29
Some more Naughty Food Names for you.

Wallie
12-10-06, 04:37
And finally...

A John
12-11-06, 23:19
What they say might be true one may be born gay take a look for yourself.

A John
12-11-06, 23:21
On the other hand I find this to be the expression of us!

A John
12-11-06, 23:32
Happy Holidays to all of you

Just Me 69
12-11-06, 23:48
What they say might be true one may be born gay take a look for yourself.It is proven in the Animal world that, there are males with males, and females living with females.

Were these animals born GAY?

Or did they decide to one day say,

I think I will live a GAY life style, and have society attack me?

I personally believe, people are born Gay.

A John
12-12-06, 13:46
I have a uncle just a little bit older than myself. I have to be careful when I engage in conversation with him, as he is gay and can only relate to relationships with men.

Not something personally I'm interested in hearing about. However he says as far back as he can remember hanging out with all the guys as they stood in the front talking about she's got a nice ass, he stood behind them thinking to himself your`s sure looks good.

He also believes he was born this way. I don't really harp on people who are gay as long as the keep it to themselves.

Just one opinion of many
AJ


It is proven in the Animal world that, there are males with males, and females living with females.

Were these animals born GAY?

Or did they decide to one day say,

I think I will live a GAY life style, and have society attack me?

I personally believe, people are born Gay.

Benchseats Rock
12-12-06, 22:31
I am not gay, I have no problems with Men who are gay..

My question is ; two gay men have anal sex

What is the difference, with Men who post on this board as being macho men, who enjoy anal sex with a female?

I am not into Anal sex, has never been a desire for me, I enjoy sex doggy style, but my penis in a vagina not a ass hole.

I think Men who enjoy and seek anal sex, could be GAY.


You are such a fucking moron it ain't even funny.
By your "reasoning" I suppose that you would say that because gay guys suck cock and also get their cocks sucked, that men who seek and enjoy oral sex could be gay as well - and that just begs the question.... when you're reporting about your bbbjtcim for $30, exactly who is giving it to you?


Benchseats Rock

A John
12-13-06, 03:43
Boy if this doesn't hold true!

A John
12-13-06, 03:50
To fucking funny Bench!

I knew someone was going to jump all over this.

Here's a happy Wednesday for you Common Man.




You are such a fucking moron it ain't even funny.
- and that just begs the question.... when you're reporting about your bbbjtcim for $30, exactly who is giving it to you?


Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock
12-14-06, 02:41
You did not include the complete quote from Bench.

You deleted the part where Bench talks about sucking cock.

If you are going to quote, do it all.


Can someone please teach this self-hating homophobe how to read english?

A John
12-14-06, 12:44
Bench,
You can teach some of the people sometimes, but you can't teach some people ever.

Bend It
12-14-06, 13:52
A wh*re making her parents proud . . .

Bend It
12-14-06, 13:53
A sl*t doing what she does best . . .

Bend It
12-14-06, 13:55
Two b*tches bobbing on Santa's knob . . .

Bend It
12-14-06, 13:56
Stupid c*unt blowing a mascot . . .

Benchseats Rock
12-14-06, 17:50
Now it's Mother F


I shouldn't have called you a motherfucker and have edited the report (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=486483&postcount=190).

A John
12-15-06, 18:00
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates", Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."

And So The Holiday Season Begins..

Member #5805
12-15-06, 19:11
that post belongs in the stories section not the Photos Section.
Although I enjoyed it regardless of where it was located.
Thanks A-J

Member #5805
12-15-06, 19:27
and I would hate to have any of you end up like this.

Just Me 69
12-15-06, 20:34
What a great invention, the computer.

Just Me 69
12-15-06, 20:36
How can you not love your computer?

A John
12-16-06, 16:23
How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations:

A John
12-17-06, 18:17
Redneck Tractor pulls

A John
12-17-06, 18:19
Polish chastity belt

Philly Slim
12-18-06, 11:45
I found this with some old photos.

A John
12-18-06, 17:41
Happy Holidays to all my Nutty Friends.

Bend It
12-19-06, 16:44
This b*tch is practicing her very best talent . . .

Bend It
12-19-06, 17:55
Now this is an interracial I would like to see . . .

Benchseats Rock
12-19-06, 18:06
Now this is an interracial I would like to see . . .

There is something so wrong about that picture yet, there is something so right about it at the very same time. Good digging there my friend.

Bend It
12-19-06, 18:10
Suck it, b*tch! Ho Ho Ho!

Bend It
12-19-06, 18:28
There is something so wrong about that picture yet, there is something so right about it at the very same time. Good digging there my friend.

Hi Bench! I just can't get out of my mind an image of Nancy with her eyes bugging out as she tries to cram T's dick into her mouth. Its soooo wrong . . .

Benchseats Rock
12-19-06, 23:08
Hi Bench! I just can't get out of my mind an image of Nancy with her eyes bugging out as she tries to cram T's dick into her mouth. Its soooo wrong . . .


I pity the fool who just says no.

Bend It
12-20-06, 13:19
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .

Amosskittow
12-20-06, 13:33
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .
<Dr. McCoy> "He's DEAD, Jim!" </Dr. McCoy>

Bend It
12-20-06, 13:40
I saw this picture on a ******* c*nt's website - I think someone needs to show her how to stretch her mouth wiiiiiidddddeeee.

Vbgent4u2c
12-20-06, 17:24
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .

How did he find the hole?

Or is he just doing the folds?

He is a brave man though. I wouldn't let a mountain get on me.

LOL!

Larks Tongue
12-20-06, 21:17
I can't hold it.

What a shame, she's got some nice tits on her.

Kudlow
12-21-06, 03:21
Three gay guys are in a hot tub.

One of the guys notices semen floating on the top of the water and says

"Alright, which one of you guys farted?"

A John
12-21-06, 16:46
Santa Knows You

VanDriver
12-22-06, 14:38
This is for the fat woman.

Are those thongs or are they simply regular bottoms that were "eaten" by their asses?

Van

Bend It
12-22-06, 15:53
This is for the fat woman.


One more for you, Common Man!

Bend It
12-22-06, 15:59
So why is it so funny to see b*tches in pleasure/pain? Don't know, don't really care . . .

PsyberZombie
12-23-06, 11:37
.... and here's what your wife or S.O. *really* wants =

PsyberZombie
12-26-06, 17:44
There are some *great* bargains to be had now , so you can get that special gift for that special person in your life

.... and don't forget YOU !!


toy 4 & toy 6 = For yer favorite Ho

toy 16 & toy 3 = For YOU , because you're special , too !!


↓ ↓
↓ ↓ ↓

Daddy Lows
12-27-06, 03:09
Post down below..... uhhhhhh.... was that supposed to be funny?

Peace?

Robux
12-27-06, 03:23
Just some pix I've found during the last week.

Daddy Lows
12-28-06, 03:14
Robux,

LOL. Like the wartime poster. BTW, I've a nephew who goes to Bishop Montgomery in Torrance. The girls look like that photo you put up 'cept they don't wear granny panties anymore. You can see the crack and everything cuz they like to wear thongs. That's what he says and I believe him. Damn, his generation is so lucky, huh?

Peace

Headfirst
12-28-06, 19:34
I have a friend who is a High School Teacher. He told me, some girls will come in without panties, and sit up front spread their legs and smile.Those would be the girls who are getting "A's" in the class, right?

Headfirst
01-01-07, 21:21
Well, desert and dessert are spelled a lot alike.

Headfirst
01-01-07, 21:28
Life's a b*!ch and then we end up with one.

KC Questor
01-02-07, 19:50
Love the hooters pic. Reminds me of the great line by George Carlin:


Have you ever noticed that women who don't want to be treated as sex objects are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

Benchseats Rock
01-02-07, 20:14
LE on duty


Or in a carbohydrate induced coma.

Double Nickle
01-03-07, 18:10
Don't make fun of a chinese chef or you may end up on the menu. -55

OCcoach
01-06-07, 20:15
This is perfect

Headfirst
01-07-07, 23:31
A psychiatrist was administering a Rorschach inkblot test to his patient. The doctor showed the first blot and asked what it resembled.

"That's two poodles having sex," replied the patient.

To the second inkblot, the patient said, "That's a naked gal leaning out a window, telling all the men who go by to come in and have sex with her."

The doctor showed him the third inkblot. "That's a pair of crotchless panties," the patient said.

Unable to withstand this any longer, the doctor blurted out, "You have a filthy, disgusting mind!"

"Look who's talking!" the patient cried. "You're the one with all the dirty pictures."

Headfirst
01-07-07, 23:38
Is that a stool sample?

Big Red50
01-08-07, 00:14
This is perfectHell Yeah OCcoach,

This woman is perfect, come back from golf, there are four holes for you and the rest of the foursome and no way for this woman to complain. Silence is golden. Which End do you feed.

ROFLMAO

Big Red

Benchseats Rock
01-08-07, 01:38
Explain this? This is not a trick photo.

I think the url explained it perfectly well. After all, I had to go puke in the dumpster after I opened the pic. I am sure that I am not alone....

Giani
01-08-07, 19:47
Laughter will ease tension.

Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:

The URL for Ms No Tits:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646

On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)

Giani

Headfirst
01-08-07, 23:23
Rosie O'Donnell hates these things, she quit smoking immediately.

Wallie
01-09-07, 00:12
The person is definitely Paris. However, the words on the hoodie are obviously a Photo Shop job.

I also kinda think that she was Photo Shopped onto the background. The lighting just isn't quite right in the background, especially on the left side. The people on that side would be brighter. Even if just a fill flash was used, the guy ever her right shoulder (pic left) would have more highlights, like the girl on Paris's left. (pic right)

Just MHO on pasting Paris onto the background, but, the wording on the shirt is obviously faked.

Wallie


Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:

The URL for Ms No Tits:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646

On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)

Giani

Larks Tongue
01-09-07, 21:25
Men and Breast

I hire that girl if I were the boss.

Nico
01-09-07, 21:35
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.

Hieroglyphics
01-10-07, 02:34
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.I feel so much better now.

Wallie
01-10-07, 04:53
No Doubt about that.


The wording is added, as are most pictures on fun web sites, if you search long enough you will find the same photo with different captions.

Example, the fat young boy, "I eat pussy first date"

Has been seen as "I fuck first date"

Paris Hilton is a smart dumb blonde, she has a small inheritance, she has a income over a million a year, by playing A DUMB BLONDE.

Tomjones727
01-10-07, 10:23
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.I have seen clips from that sight and have always been pissed that these retards think people fall for the obviosly fake cocks. Have you ever noticed that they never show the guys without something blocking the base of their junk (except, obviously, this photo).

A John
01-15-07, 12:41
the rarely photographed Floridian Squirrel.

Life is too short for drama & petty things,
so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly

Happy Hunting
AJ

Member #5805
01-15-07, 13:22
It is a nice one.

Member #5805
01-15-07, 13:24
Why can't these be standard issue

A John
01-15-07, 15:03
Charades....

A John
01-15-07, 19:17
Beach trip

A John
01-16-07, 08:54
I can indefinitely relate to these guys. My favoritism's definitely lean toward`s shaved Pudden Tang.

Giani
01-16-07, 12:08
I would imagine there are a lot of "married" guys out there who are saying "Right On!"

Here is the link to this cartoon:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35890

Thanks CM,

Giani


Two lips and two different request.

Gecko911
01-17-07, 21:34
Here is their Choice

Double Nickle
01-17-07, 21:56
Wanton, definition 3: Not chaste. Thorndike Barnhart Dictionary

No wonder there are 1.3 billion Chinese. (OK, they spell it a little differently.)

Double Nickle
01-18-07, 06:33
That's what they all say, right CM?

Member #5805
01-18-07, 18:32
The reason women don't change the oil

WebDog
01-21-07, 20:24
There is a huge difference between women.
We have beautiful women in this country fully qualified to be talk show hosts, etc. But we have a dominant culture that favors homosexuals and ugly women. When was the last time you saw a truly sexy women -- who presented herself as a woman as the subject of your pic does -- who was shown any ounce of respect in the media? The feminist revolution led to a take-over of all media but ugly women and fags -- and in the case in question one in the same. As big an asshole as "The Donald" is, he is right about her. She is ugly in every possible way and just a horrible person and in no way funny. She was never funny, not even when she was faking it on her show talking about her "Tom Cruise Moments" (a fat dyke lusting over a skinny fag). She is where she is because she is a big fat dyke whose ascension has helped further the cause. Talk to any woman who as been educated in a liberal arts college in the last 10-20 years and you'll hear about the "dominant patriarchy" and the need to fight the oppression all women vis-a-vis women like that in the picture you posted (the babe not the dyke). Two generations of attractive women have been hoodwinked by 2% the population made up of "Rosie" types who to their credit have been hugely successful in fucking up our world and our culture in this country. Turn on the t.v. anywhere else in the world -- or tune-in Telemundo here -- and you see REAL WOMEN who you would actually like to fuck and who show their assets. Here, they we fighting to get rid of cheerleaders and any of last remnants of a culture before the comprehensive emasculation.

Double Nickle
01-22-07, 07:51
Why did Rosie O'Donnell go to Holland? Because she hoped somebody would stick a finger in the dyke.

Larks Tongue
01-22-07, 21:46
There is a huge difference between women.

We need more TV women hosts like they have in Italy.

A John
01-23-07, 06:22
Hygiene is important.

Double Nickle
01-23-07, 15:51
While Hillary Is Out Campaigning Slick Willy Is Keeping Himself Busy!

Hi,

I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...

Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

JacksonThis is text (not all caps). For making Jackson uncapitalize the first letter of the second word to last word of your text we are going to flame you up, divide you up, and serve you up at the Big Wong, Wonton Garden, and New Big Wang restaurants in New York Chinatown. Yum, this pork fried rice tastes good today. :)

KC Questor
01-24-07, 03:05
He didn't use ALL CAPS. He Capitalized Every Word Of His Report. Jackson didn't fix it, just asked him not to do it.

Double Nickle
01-25-07, 08:47
Be on the lookout for a sex ring operating between Miami, Florida and Hedonism II.

Double Nickle
01-28-07, 18:32
...We no have pets, you are having , sim goo bok( dead cat wise ass american)I love Canal Street in NY Chinatown but Big Wong Restaurant, Wonton Garden, and New Big Wang Restaurant are on Mott Street just off Canal. Today's selection is on Bayard Street a few steps from Mott. On the menu tube steak, bearded clam, and for her dessert: common man-go. :)

Just call me Mr Sim Goo Bok (but I prefer my pussy live, not cooked)

Junky11
01-29-07, 01:05
Wow, these are big.

I think they are called Behemoths.

Randiny
01-29-07, 03:25
Accurate labeling is important :)

ILuvIt
02-01-07, 10:47
In keeping with Common Man's pic, here are some more "women drivers" pics.

Headfirst
02-01-07, 23:58
My girlfriend asked if she could try one of my Viagra. I'm thinking, sure couldn't hurt anything. The result has just made us a little upwardly mobile.

Member #3948
02-02-07, 16:57
Pictures of babys and children do not belong in this forum anywheres.....Please remove it. Jackson will if you don't.

Thamks again

Steel Blue

Borabus
02-02-07, 19:33
T- shirts say it all.Odd as it may be I actually know the lady in the 'u-oral' photo. She's a EMT in Virginia and a very hot woman.

Member #5805
02-02-07, 23:36
Odd as it may be I actually know the lady in the 'u-oral' photo. She's a EMT in Virginia and a very hot woman.

Borabus, you may want to get your eyes checked.

A John
02-03-07, 19:04
This is on the same lines why I don't understand people saying to their dog give me a kiss. Do they realize in the course of the day he probably licks his cock 10 times.

Quick true story,
I was sitting in front of Starbucks one day. Their was a dog on a leash tied to a poll with a bowl of water. The dog turned around and took a dump, then turns and eats it. A couple of people got up and left a couple others set around and whispered. Outwalks the dogs owner in a Starbucks apron the dog was very happy to see his owner. I say he's very cute, thank you, you leave him here every day, only today, how old is he, he's just a little over a year, does he do any tricks like, sit, shake, give you a kiss. He loves kiss kiss kiss he says to the dog of course the dog licks his entire face. I said to him does it smell like shit because he just devoured a pile of it. I looked around everyone was getting up and leaving hummm-hummm

Do you know the man went right back into Starbucks and started waiting on customers. Go figure true story.
Happy Hunting
AJ

Member #5805
02-04-07, 01:16
This is on the same lines why don't understand people saying to their dog give me a kiss. Do they realize in the course of the day he probably licks his cock 10 times.

Quick true story,
I was sitting in front of Starbucks one day. Their was a dog on a leash tied to a poll with a bowl of water. The dog turned around and took a dump then turns and eats it. A couple of people got up the left a couple other set around and whispered. Outwalks the dogs owner in a Starbucks apron the dog was very happy to see his owner. I say he's very cute, thank you, you leave him here all day, only today, how old is he, he's just a little over a year, does he do any tricks yet, sit, shake, give you a kiss. He loves kiss kiss kiss he says to the dog of course the dog licks his entire face. I said to him doesn't smell like shit because he just devoured a pile of it. I looked around everyone was getting up and leaving hummm-hummm

Do you know the man went right back into Starbucks and started waiting on customers. Go figure true story.
Happy Hunting
AJ


AJOHN:

You not so much speak a gud inglash does ewe?