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Is Satin Dolls still open? Or Gerry's Silver Slipper? Looking for ebony entertainers in KC area.
No reports here in over 2 years. I'm traveling here and was wondering where are the clubs, if any?
Bazooka's Showgirls (18th and Main) is probably the best club in KC. There is also Temptations, Shady Lady, etc. Temptations is Totally Nude but no alcohol. Bazooka's is not totally nude. I believe your best bet is to go to the Kansas side and visit clubs there. Girls can get naked more and there is touching allowed. Bonita Flats located in south Olathe is good - if you don't mind the drive then head out to Lawrence where the clubs are outstanding, or so I have heard. (The Outhouse, Paradise Saloon.)
No reports here in over 2 years. I'm traveling here and was wondering where are the clubs, if any? Bazookas is a juice bar and the girls are full nude on stage. This is a no touch bar, the girls give good grind dances for $20. They also have a VIP for $200 a 1/2 hour and YMMV.
Lawrence is the best area for strip clubs that serve alcohol and hands on dances. Try Paradise on 24 highway just east of Lawrence (roadhouse strip club). I don't think you can beat the prices for the fun you can have.
JMHO
Speaking of good clubs, I was reading about The Endzone (formerly Tango's). It's a kansas club with cheap drinks, hands-on dances and a VIP room. Seems you can get extra's there. Might be worth a look. That and Bonita Flats nearby would make your drive out there worth it.
I am stuck in Belton.
Any help in fun times would be appreciated.
Pm if you like.
Not going to be much in Belton. No street action; maybe a CL or BP but far and few between. For clubs you'll have to head west into KS; Endzone or Bonita Flats are probably a 30 minute drive; KCMO clubs are about the same.
Good luck
Let's try to get some activity going in here. Especially since 'that other board' is gone now.
I will post reports about two trips to Temptations downtown. This is the first one, and it was several months ago (early-mid October.)
This was my second visit to the club, but the first visit on the day-shift. Daytime is when all the fun is had at this club, so I'm told. It's a Saturday afternoon and I pay the $19 cover. There are one or two other patrons and about 4 ladies.
Note: I was advised not to use the ATM at this club because it charges a large transaction fee. It's good advice.
After paying the cover, I turn to take a seat and an attractive asian stripper catches my eye. She smiles at me, but doesn't come over after I take a seat. A few songs pass, I tip the girls on stage, etc. A black dancer introduces herself. I had heard about this girl's name before. She is supposedly a high mileage lady. I tell her maybe later, because I want to try out the asian one.
A few minutes later, the asian stripper sits herself next to me. I have to comment here that this is another nice part about visiting clubs during off hours. You don't have to wait around for an hour to get the girl you want. She is short. 5'0 or 4'11, with a tattoo and very nice be or see cup boobies. After some small talk, we head to the VIP. She sits me in front of the curtains, but encourages me when I play with her pussy and breasts. After three songs she hasn't initiated anything extra, and so I end it. She may have been willing to do more if I had asked or offered a tip, I'm not sure.
After emerging from the VIP, I don't see the black dancer around.
A song or two goes by and a well endowed white BBW asks if I want a dance. I say okay. She gives a lapdance and HJ combination. Good service, but bitchy attitude. She went hard for the upsell and tips after we were finished. I planned on giving her a tip after the regular fee of $20 per song. She took it and said it wasn't enough, so I obliged and gave some more and she said it still wasn't enough.
I ended up having to use their ATM again and so all told I spend $40 just in the cover and transaction fee. I decided that if I go back to this club, I won't buy any more dances from her, and I will withdraw all the money I need ahead of time.
This is my second post about Temptations.
This report is from earlier today. It was the first time I've visited the club since my mid-October visit below. Again, on a Saturday afternoon. The cover fee is the same, $19. This time, it's completely dead. I am the only customer in the building. There are no girls on stage; instead, they are all seated at a table, talking to one another and eating pringles. I sit at the bar and shortly after the same white BBW from my other visit comes up to me and says that she would love to give me a lapdance if I want. Sorry, not this time. I tell her that I'd like to relax a bit since I just arrived.
They cue up some music and a girl goes on stage. She is a well-toned black girl with nice abs. When she is finished, the MC announces a 'two-song break. '
I try to look over at the dancer table to see who's available. The club is much darker than I remember, and I can't tell if the asian dancer is there or not.
A different black stripper approaches me and asks if I'd like a dance. I say okay. We go the VIP and she sits me in the corner to the left of the door. She takes off her clothes and I notice from her breasts and stomach that she looks pregnant. I know some guys love pregnant dancers, others are disgusted by it. It's not really my thing, but it doesn't bother me too much. The lapdance begins pretty normally. She allows me to touch her, and I cup one of her boobs in my hand. They are nice and big, more than a handful. I reach my other hand under her thong and play with her pussy. After a while, she changes positions, unzips me and gives me a HJ.
Good technique. Many ladies will stop stroking once you start to go, but she kept it going for a good long time after. It really prolongs the pleasurable sensations when they do that.
Her attitude was much more positive and playful than my previous experience, as well. She just said 'Oh, thank you' when I gave her the regular rate + tip.
I would repeat.
Jonesn5432
01-25-10, 00:00
I went to Bazookas, had a good two for one dance with a lean black hair girl with tats all over, very sexy. Saw another girl half asian nice lips reminded me of a friend of mine wanted a dance, she pushed my for VIP $$ for half hour lots of discreet promises. So I did it. Well grinding gets old after about 10 min of no action with her. Tried for extras a couple times no go. I left very frustrated. So I must reconfirm YMMV.
Thanks for the post, Nb.
I never tried the VIP at Bazookas, but my only lapdance experience there was a waste of money. $20 a song is just too much if you aren't allowed to even touch the girl.
Yesterday I was driving on highway 50 between Lee's Summit and Warrensburg. Although the distance is only about 35 miles, there are three clubs.
I stopped in at the Playhouse, which is very close to Warrensburg. About two years ago, I had a wild time inside the VIP with a dancer there. I drive past every few months and sometimes stop by to check, but I have never seen the dancer there who 'took care' of me since. I've also tried a few lapdances, and although the club allows the customer to touch the dancer's breasts and butt, I never recieved anything extra from the other girls.
I did see a very attractive lady there, though. She was just my type, with dark brown hair and brown eyes and big, natural boobs. I had a conversation with her, but I had a gut feeling that she wouldn't offer anything besides a lapdance, and so I went on my way without trying the VIP.
I went to Bazookas, had a good two for one dance with a lean black hair girl with tats all over, very sexy. Saw another girl half asian nice lips reminded me of a friend of mine wanted a dance, she pushed my for VIP $$ for half hour lots of discreet promises. So I did it. Well grinding gets old after about 10 min of no action with her. Tried for extras a couple times no go. I left very frustrated. So I must reconfirm YMMV.
I don't think that is a YMMV at Bazookas. It is the standard upsell promise without delivery. Bazookas is a money making machine and they are not going to risk that by letting the dancers offer extras.
I don't think that is a YMMV at Bazookas. It is the standard upsell promise without delivery. Bazookas is a money making machine and they are not going to risk that by letting the dancers offer extras.I have to agree here. I have only been to Bazookas once and felt ripped off completely. Of course, after "The Outhouse" in Lawrence, Kansas, it's hard to go back to only being able to watch. I mean, I have a TV.
I've been to BZ numerous times with several VIP sessions from a few different gals. The first couple of months after they opened the VIP it was quite easy to receive HJ and even some BJ's with plenty of kissing and hands anywhere with a few. Then someone got caught! Shortly after they installed cameras in all the booths. That's when everything came to a halt (for me at least). One of the best VIP's I ever had was with a Hawaiin girl that was just absolutely gorgeous. Fingers in all holes and a nice HJ with some BJ thrown in. Unfortunately she no longer works there, but can be found at some of the local venues as a dj. The best thing that is available at BZ is take out. It's not cheap, but it's also usually for several hours or a whole evening. I whole heartedly agree that the dances and the VIP are a rip off. I do have to add that the latin gal named Madison (very pretty) has some of the most fantastic nipples you could ever play with. The boobs are man made, but the nips OMG! I wouldn't spend the VIP money again to find out, but if you got 2 Bens to waste and she is YMMV all the way?!
Ilikebbw. Glad to see you reporting. I would suggest Paradise for extras even if they don't have a VIP (unless they finally opened it). If you ever get to Paradise (night time is best) I think I have the girl just for you. Pretty nice thick, not bbw with natural full breasts and a very fun girl. Probably willing to do take out also. These girls will do cartwheels for $20. Let me know if you want the info.
Hi, Sstreet. I've actually never been to the Paradise Saloon, although I've heard a lot of people talk about it. The only club in Lawrence which I've visited is the Outhouse. My impression was that these clubs are similar -- Low cost, high mileage lapdances out in the open. I'll try to stop by Paradise next time I'm in the area. If you have a recommendation for a dancer there, I'd love to hear it.
To keep the discussion on local clubs going, I'll post about the Fantasy Ranch on highway 50. I haven't been there in a while, but I visited quite a few times back when I drove a lot on 50. I have read in several other forums that this club was once very high mileage and that a fellow could get whatever he was looking for in the VIP room, HJ minimum. In more recent years, though, the rules are pretty strict: You are allowed to touch the dancer's chest and butt, but not anywhere that's covered by a G string. My own experience is that the girls stick to the rules and they aren't broken very often. I am not sure when the club changed. I am guessing it has to do with the big strip-club scare about six or seven years ago, when there was an effort in the Missouri legislature to ban or closely regulate strip clubs. This probably scared the management into straightening out the girls. I did not live in the area at the time, so I can't say for sure.
The dances are $20 per song, but on some weekday afternoons they are two for one. They do have a lot of beautiful women who dance at the club though. So on day when they run a two-for-one special, touch-only lapdances can still be worth it if you like the dancer.
Take out is still a possibility as well. I haven't had it myself, but I once overheard a lady making plans for a meetup with a guy she was giving a lapdance to. She still worked at the club last time I visited.
I am guessing it has to do with the big strip-club scare about six or seven years ago, when there was an effort in the Missouri legislature to ban or closely regulate strip clubs. This probably scared the management into straightening out the girls. I did not live in the area at the time, so I can't say for sure.
So, has anyone been keeping up with the news lately? This is coming back again.
Here is a link to a story in the Star (http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/1728382.html)
and here is a link to the actual bill (http://www.senate.mo.gov/10info/bts_web/Bill.aspx?SessionType=R&BillID=3157510). One interesting point in the story is when they mention a 'federal investigation.' Does this have to do with the bust at Temptations last summer? If you don't remember, they caught several girls doing extras during the day shift and fined the club (not sure if they charged the girls prostitution.) After that, the club really closely watched its VIP room for a while, although the good times have come back. I've heard a lot about how the club owner or former owner is linked to organized crime in Kansas City, the Ribaste family. So it wouldn't surprise me if the 'federal investigation' related to that.
Now, as far as the actual bill...
From my interpretation, the rules about the location of clubs or businesses relates only to opening new places, not old ones. The hardest rule might be the '1000 feet from a residential area.' There are a lot of places which are close to a house or houses I think.
No alcohol? I don't really care, I don't drink when I go to clubs.
No nudity? That does suck, badly.
The 6-foot rule really sucks. I can't imagine that this would actually be enforced, though. I guess they would be able to bust a club for that and it would be easier than catching the girls doing extras though.
As far as the operating hours, this seems to be targetted much more toward adult arcades and theatres than strip clubs. My understanding is that those places are where gay guys go to hook up -- I've never been in one. It probably sucks for them, but I'm not sure how this would really be enforced.
The only laws which I think would really have an effect are the location ones. It would make it hard to open a new club or porn store.
The 6-foot rule really sucks. I can't imagine that this would actually be enforced, though. I guess they would be able to bust a club for that and it would be easier than catching the girls doing extras though.
The only laws which I think would really have an effect are the location ones. It would make it hard to open a new club or porn store.
I think the intent of the 6-foot rule is to limit all activities to a stage. This would completely eliminate VIP areas as well as lap, couch or bed dances.
While the location rules only apply to new businesses, all clubs would have 180 days to rearrange their facilities to comply, but the 6-foot rule would begin immediately.
I understand now that the federal investigation actually is about the similar five years ago which failed. Apparently, there was a big bribe--I mean donation--given to the speaker of the house at the time, Rod Jetton. After recieving it, he promptly sent the bill to a committee where it would fail. That's my understanding anyway. Maybe the new bill has a better chance of passing, I don't know.
As far as the six-foot rule, clubs might be able to circumvent it by offering 'private dances' where the dancer officially is supposed to be six feet from the customer. I know there are other states with a similar law, though I can't think of them specifically. I really can't imagine that this would be enforced though.
I am trying to think of what this bill is really directed at. My guess is I-70. I mean, if you drive between Columbia and KC, there is a porn shop or billboard advertisement seemingly every mile. I enjoy porn, but even I think it's a little tacky and excessive.
Nearly all of those porn shops include an adult theatre or arcade that's open 24/7, and there are sections of the bill which are aimed at limiting those. A lot of lonesome truckers stop in those places.
Then the strip-club part I think is aimed at Temptations. Senator Bartle represents Jackson county and I know that a lot of locals and city government really want that club gone from the downtown/P&L area. That it's one of the few clubs where you can consistently get extras probably agitates them as well, although I'm not sure if they're aware of that fact.
Hey guys, I've started doing business in the area. I RTFF, but I was wondering if there were any latina dancers at any of the clubs in KC or Lawrence? Any info is appreciated.
Hi Scrollie1. I'm not really aware of any specific latina dancers at a local club. About a year ago, I met a beautiful latina girl dancing on the day shift at the Fantasy Ranch on highway 50. She was a truly a 9 or 10.
Around last August I called the club and asked if she was still there, and was told that she had left months ago. I was told she went to work at the Playhouse, another club on 50. I have stopped by that club a couple times when I drive past, hoping to see her there, but no luck.
To keep the discussion going, I will post about The Show. I have stopped by this club several times when I am driving on 70 and get a hankering for boobs. It's almost always a lackluster experience though. At least the cover is cheap at $5, and so you can go in and out without feeling that you wasted a lot of money.
It's in Independence. This is a pretty run down area, but it doesn't seem to be very busy either, so I guess it's safe.
I have never seen this club busy. It's always slow when I go in there, just myself and maybe 3-4 other customers. The number of dancers match, about 3-4. I even went on a Friday night, same thing. This is okay though, I really don't like enjoy visiting clubs when they are busy and packed.
There are two VIP rooms. One takes a $20 wristband, I don't know about the other. I have never seen the other one used until my last visit. All but one of the dancers were in there with a couple old guys. Not sure if it's worth going in there or not. The cheap VIP room is pretty private, but the waitress will walk in there after a song and ask you if you want to buy your dancer a drink. I have seen some people post that you can find extras at this club, but I haven't had that experience.
They push for tips hard at this club. The bartender and waitress will expect you to give them something pretty much every time they talk to you. I think a waitress asked for a tip after she asked if I needed a drink, even though I said I didn't. She wanted a tip just for asking, haha.
On my most recent visit, the waitress was going around asking guys if they wanted a lapdance. She didn't give them herself, she would bring them a girl. I observed as one guy took this offer. He needed to use the ATM, and she offered to take his card and "help him" so he could stay at his table and relax. Never do that! They'll withdraw a huge tip for themselves. The guy declined, but I've read about that at other clubs. She asked him for a $20 tip after getting him a girl for his lapdance, I didn't see if he gave it or not.
The strippers here are attractive and you may touch them during lapdances, but overall, I don't think it's really worth it. I could be wrong though, maybe there are some dancers here who are fun and worth going for.
Was traveling thru to Wichita a few weeks back & stopped by a strip club / adult store on I70 between Columbia & Kanas City. Watched the girls for a while they were 7's that day and worked the stage well. They have bed dances there for $30 a song, bought a few songs and had a real nice time, if youre traveling thru its on the south side between 2 exits with lots of signs to guide you in, I enjoyed it.
Jacks
Hi, Jacks. Thanks for the post.
I'm familiar with that club. I believe it's called the Lucky Lady Cabaret. It actually has a pretty bad reputation as a rip off. I've been there twice and was disappointed both times. There were only one or two dancers and the VIP room didn't look private enough for anything fun to happen there.
But I've also heard once or twice that there are good times to be had. Can you recommend a certain dancer? You can PM me you'd rather not post it here.
Looking for places to go to later in July when I will be passing through. I was on the strip club list web site and I saw the Strand Theater. I put it in search for yahoo and I don't think it has a website. I saw on review that was kind of old. The review said if I remember right that pretty open minded people are there...Does any on have any info on this. I did not see a thread for this place. Just wondering if it is similar to the 15th Ave Bookstore in the Melrose Park thread in the state of Il. Thanks and be safe.
Oh yeah...I looked at the list of strip clubs and it seems that Bazooka could be the best place around there. I guess I will find out in a few weeks. It looks like it is total nude. Anyone have a suggestion for a fellow monger/traveler? Thanks again and everyone be safe...
MikeD, read up on Temptations aka Totally Nude Temptations.
MikeD, read up on Temptations aka Totally Nude Temptations.
Thanks Gears. I did read up on it on the website Strip Club Directory. To tell you the truth noone had anything special to or even complimentary about it.
But I thank you just the same. I know I won't be bored when I get to your city but it looks like after the game I will be going to Bazookas. I am really curious about the Strand Theater. I did not find any post on it. Thanks and be safe while having fun.
Here's what KCQuestor once wrote about Bazooka's. I can't put it better myself:
Bazooka's is the place you take an out-of-town client when you are trying to get him to sign a contract. It's the place you have a bachelor party when you know your father-in-law will be coming. It's the place you take your girlfriend to show her what a "strip club" is like.
You go somewhere else for a good time.
MikeD, I guess it depends what you're looking for. If you want to look at attractive naked girls in an expensive club and buy a few tame, overpriced lapdances, then you will find it here.
If you're looking for extras, this is the last club you should go to.
Temptations is your best bet within Kansas City. Go during the day shift.
Oh, as for the Strand Theatre...
It's on Troost. Are you familiar with Kansas City? If not, I'll let you know that it's not a good part of town. I have visited the Strand one time. It's very creepy and dirty. I didn't actually go in the theater, but I saw other patrons going in. It's a seedy place for gay guys to hook up.
Oh, as for the Strand Theatre...
It's on Troost. Are you familiar with Kansas City? If not, I'll let you know that it's not a good part of town. I have visited the Strand one time. It's very creepy and dirty. I didn't actually go in the theater, but I saw other patrons going in. It's a seedy place for gay guys to hook up.
Gay guys?? Yikes! Thanks for the input. Temptations it is. Thanks.
KC Questor
07-02-10, 22:27
Oh, as for the Strand Theatre...
It's on Troost. Are you familiar with Kansas City? If not, I'll let you know that it's not a good part of town. I have visited the Strand one time. It's very creepy and dirty. I didn't actually go in the theater, but I saw other patrons going in. It's a seedy place for gay guys to hook up.Yeah, Strand is a "theater", not a strip club. They have two movie theaters, one straight and one gay. You can move between both of them freely. All you will find in here are gay guys cruising. They also have some video booths with no doors, where you will also find gay guys.
If you want to get a free blowjob, and you don't want to look down, this is the place to go.
There was a report a while back of a working girl hanging out in the lobby who would go into the theater with you. I thought it would be fun to get a blowjob while sitting in a theater watching a dirty movie. I saw no women there whatsoever, and left.
I've read elsewhere that there is no supervision of the lapdance area on Saturday afternoons. Next best for special attention is supposed to be the other afternoons. I have not been there myself for two to three years.
I took your advice and tried Nude Temptations. I got there 3 or 4 in the afternoon on Thursday last. When I got there I looked around quickly and saw nobody dancing and no girls in the place. I asked for a coke. She said 19 dollars. I said what. She said 19 dollars. I said bye. Take care.
KC Questor
08-03-10, 19:22
I took your advice and tried Nude Temptations. I got there 3 or 4 in the afternoon on Thursday last. When I got there I looked around quickly and saw nobody dancing and no girls in the place. I asked for a coke. She said 19 dollars. I said what. She said 19 dollars. I said bye. Take care.
Yeah, that $19 cover is ridiculous for day shift. The mileage can be the best in Kansas City. But that's not saying a lot.
The cover does include all soft drinks (bottled water, juices, and girls' drinks are still extra) and you can get a ticket to come back all day and night.
You should have stayed in St. Louis ;)
Yeah, that $19 cover is ridiculous for day shift. The mileage can be the best in Kansas City. But that's not saying a lot.
The cover does include all soft drinks (bottled water, juices, and girls' drinks are still extra) and you can get a ticket to come back all day and night.
You should have stayed in St. Louis ;)
YES, I know this is not the St. Louis board, but I did GO TO St. Louis after staying in KC one night after the Orioles/Royals game. See post if interested. I really think St. Louis has the best bars I have been to. That is the Washington Park area of St. Louis I am talking about. Take care and stay safe.
I really can't believe they did this!
JEFFERSON CITY | Restrictions on adult-entertainment businesses that became law last Saturday will remain in effect following a ruling today by a Missouri appeals court. Business owners had sought to delay enforcement of the laws while they pursue a lawsuit challenging their constitutionality. That delay was rejected today by the Western District Court of Appeals, upholding a ruling by the circuit court here last week. Among the provisions in the law are bans on alcohol and total nudity, distance requirements between dancers and patrons, restricted hours of operation and regulations for video-viewing rooms.
Dick Bryant, an attorney for several adult businesses, said he and his clients were “reviewing options” on how to proceed.
Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/01/2193099/missouri-strip-clubs-lose-another.html#ixzz0yJdmZWx4
First time posting, but I've lurked on here for a while now. I'm visiting the KC area from DC. I visited Baccala tonight, not a bad spot. Not sure if your new laws are in effect out there, but I had a good time. All ebony staff, but a few were 7-9. It started to die out so I hit the road before it got too quiet because I'm not too familiar with the area. I plan on going again the next time I'm out here.
Robin Dumpster
02-16-11, 23:53
Hi,
I'm also visiting from the east coast this weekend, looking for some good spots. And all do respect I'd want nothing to do with an all ebony line-up. Staying around 47th St.
Any advice?
Try Bonita Flats or the one across from Bonita Flats in South Olathe. A bit of a drive, but any kansas club is way better than a Missouri club.
Try Bonita Flats or the one across from Bonita Flats in South Olathe. A bit of a drive, but any kansas club is way better than a Missouri club.Sorry dude, but Bonita Flats is a dive compared to "most" Kansas clubs. Across the street,"End Zone" I think, is good, but, pricey. If you don't care, go to "The Outhouse" It is a little further out, but well worth it. $20 cover, BYOB and $20 a dance. YOU GET TO TOUCH! Yes, you can squeeze their tits. Try that at Bonita Flats and you will get thrown out. Actually, anywhere in Lawrence. The Paradise, my personal fav, or The Flamingo (The Bird) or All-stars.
It is the same up in Topeka. You get to touch at all these clubs. Have fun.
Recent transplant to KC, and I'm looking to visit a KC strip club tomorrow, around Noon or 1pm. It looks like Bazooka's is the only game in town during early afternoon.
Is there a better place to go on a Saturday afternoon?
If anyone is interested in joining me to enjoy and critique the ladies, PM me.
KC Questor
05-28-11, 01:02
I'm afraid that you'll be disappointed in Bazooka's, unless you like overpriced dances and drinks and almost no contact. Bazooka's is the place you take your father-in-law to "bond" without having too much fun. It is "upscale" and "clean" and "nice". When your girlfriend or wife says "I've never been to a strip club. Are they like in the movies?", take her here. They have the hottest dancers, for sure.
Ever since the Missouri law, there's no reliable clubs on that side of the border worth going to. Temptations can get you pretty high mileage during the day if you work at it. Lap dances are clothed, but what you can touch varies by dancer. During the day you'll find the ones who will let you touch more, and may touch you in return. Tops (and bottoms) may accidentally slip off.
In my opinion, Temptations isn't *fun, but you can get the job done.
Recent transplant to KC, and I'm looking to visit a KC strip club tomorrow, around Noon or 1pm. It looks like Bazooka's is the only game in town during early afternoon.
Is there a better place to go on a Saturday afternoon?
If anyone is interested in joining me to enjoy and critique the ladies, PM me. Listen to Quester, the key to what he said is "That side of the river". If you want an experience with the strippers, go to Kansas. The line starts in Lawrence and then Topeka. If you want to get up close and personal and actually squeeze some titty, go to Kansas. Nuff said. This is one battle Kansas wins hands down.
KC Questor
05-29-11, 15:23
The line starts in Lawrence and then Topeka.You can have fun at some of the Kansas side clubs in the KC Metro area, but they are very hit and miss, and are best if you are a regular. Bonita Flats and End Zone (Olathe) and Whispers (Bonner Springs) can have some good times, but are mostly mediocre.
As String said, head 45 minutes west to Lawrence, or 45 minutes past that to Topeka for the real action.
KC Questor
05-29-11, 16:18
Some Missouri strip clubs dance around new restrictions.
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/28/2911030/strip-clubs-violating-new-law.html
Nine months after Missouri toughened restrictions on the state's adult businesses, at least two local strip clubs are taking advantage of authorities' lax enforcement of their X-rated entertainment.
Kansas City Star reporters recently observed more than a dozen female dancers at Bazooka's and Temptations whose entire breasts were visible. Although state law allows such 'semi-nude' exposure, clubs that 'regularly' offer it must close at midnight.
Both downtown clubs, however, remained open and admitted customers well past that closing deadline.
Some dancers also appeared on stages less than six feet from patrons, another violation of the statute. Reporters saw chairs lining the elevated stages in both clubs, placing some customers only inches from performers.
But Dick Bryant, a lawyer for Kansas City's adult entertainment industry, said the clubs are following the law, in part because he claimed the dancers only appear to be topless. The exposed breasts, he said, are actually covered by a thin layer of opaque latex. Interesting article. Read it all online at:
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/28/2911030/strip-clubs-violating-new-law.html
I'm afraid that you'll be disappointed in Bazooka's, unless you like overpriced dances and drinks and almost no contact. Bazooka's is the place you take your father-in-law to "bond" without having too much fun. It is "upscale" and "clean" and "nice". When your girlfriend or wife says "I've never been to a strip club. Are they like in the movies?", take her here. They have the hottest dancers, for sure.
Ever since the Missouri law, there's no reliable clubs on that side of the border worth going to. Temptations can get you pretty high mileage during the day if you work at it. Lap dances are clothed, but what you can touch varies by dancer. During the day you'll find the ones who will let you touch more, and may touch you in return. Tops (and bottoms) may accidentally slip off.
In my opinion, Temptations isn't *fun, but you can get the job done. There's some discussion about this a bit earlier in this thread where someone asked the same question. Just don't be thrown off when the barmaid asks you for $19 when you buy your drink! That's just the cover. The drinks are free.
RandyMucho
06-27-11, 17:42
I was going to make a visit to KC from the Chicago area this summer, my first trip to that part of the country in a dozen years. What happened to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch? It used to be just west of Columbia I think and then it moved to suburban KC. Did the new Missouri law spell the MDFR's doom?
Some Missouri strip clubs dance around new restrictions.
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/28/2911030/strip-clubs-violating-new-law.html
Interesting article. Read it all online at:
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/28/2911030/strip-clubs-violating-new-law.html
I was going to make a visit to KC from the Chicago area this summer, my first trip to that part of the country in a dozen years. What happened to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch? It used to be just west of Columbia I think and then it moved to suburban KC. Did the new Missouri law spell the MDFR's doom?Hello, Randy.
The Ranch is still around, but it's not what it was. I wasn't around 12 years ago in, but I understand that those were really the glory days. From what I've heard, you could find whatever you were looking for at the club.
I first visited it around 2006 and by that time a new manager had been appointed and the club enforced rules more stricly. No more 'extras. ' Still, I had a lot of fun and they had many very beautiful women working there. They would often do a 2 dances for $20 special, with touching allowed, so you could still have fun even if touching was as far as it went. Take-out was available as well of course.
Business slowed a lot during the recession. At one time, there were four clubs open on that stretch of highway 50 between KC and Warrensburg, now the Ranch is all that's left. When Missouri passed the new laws, the bottom really fell out. Most of the good looking old favorites who had been at the club for several years moved on. They've drawn back the hours, too. No more day shift, and only open like Wednesday-Saturday.
I haven't been there since December, but the last time I visited it was boring and empty. Here's the website if you need to know anything: yourfantasyranch. Com
I was going to make a visit to KC from the Chicago area this summer, my first trip to that part of the country in a dozen years. What happened to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch? It used to be just west of Columbia I think and then it moved to suburban KC. Did the new Missouri law spell the MDFR's doom?I agree with bbw, the Ranch is not what it used to be and not worth the drive anymore. Was there a couple of weeks ago on my way to the lake and some of the girls will get nude as before, but most are in bikinis. Lapdances are not worth the price, too much scrutiny.
Bazookas lap dance area is a joke and not worth the price either, but they have added a private $150 champagne room. I have not and probably won't try it, as my experience with these types of rooms is that you might Get lucky, but you will pay out the ass.
Day shift at Temptations is hit and miss. Some days, you may see 3 whales and possibly a smaller girl and other days, there could be a few smaller girls. Depending on the girl, you can leave very happy, but again, BP is cheaper. But if you are like me and enjoy the thrill, then you may not mind spending a bit extra. But beware, KCPD frequently pop in for a surprise visit.
I was hoping to get some info regarding the shady lady. Is anything extra offered? Is it worth stopping?
Stopped by while in town on a Thursday night. Positives: 1) I have never been to a club where every dancer was fine (there over 12 working. KiKi is the finest) 2) All were friendly and came over to talk for a while. Negatives: 1) . 2 door fee 2) No alcohol, but you can leave and drink next door and then come back in 3) . 2 friction lap dances but no mutual touching. I caught a 2 dance for. 2 round which was nice. 4) champagne room $$ for 30 min. Backpage is WAY cheap than this.
Any clubs with a good number of Latina's working. Will be my first time in KC. Where is the Latino neighborhood at? I like hitting those Latino bars and clubs where they got girls working and trying to get you to buy the 10 dollars drinks for them.
TEmptations? Looks kinda seedy. Stopped by day shift. Got a first class HJ in the private (well, it's semi-private, just a long bench) from a bit tittied blonde. Damage was 140 I think. Hot. Really hot. She took it out and stroked it off on her tits, with her back to the other couple in the room.
Visiting KC soon. Reports on here a little dated and not too promising. Anyone recommend a good club?
KC Questor
02-18-17, 02:54
Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?
Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?
VIP rooms with lots of mileage?
Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?
Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).
Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?
Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?
VIP rooms with lots of mileage?
Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?
Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).Second category.
KC Questor
02-24-17, 22:26
Second category.I was afraid you'd say that. Mileage is totally YMMV here. Nothing reliable. Best bet is probably to take a short road trip to Lawrence and visit the Flamingo or the Outhouse. The Outhouse is BYOB, so you can bring what you like to drink and save some bucks on alcohol. But neither place is going to be a sure thing for anything extra.
Electricboss
02-25-17, 09:32
I was afraid you'd say that. Mileage is totally YMMV here. Nothing reliable. Best bet is probably to take a short road trip to Lawrence and visit the Flamingo or the Outhouse. The Outhouse is BYOB, so you can bring what you like to drink and save some bucks on alcohol. But neither place is going to be a sure thing for anything extra.Well just damn progress. I long for the old days. Got stuff on me Ajax wouldn't get off. .
WaveRider69
09-07-18, 14:52
I just moved to Wichita from florida. The clubs in Wichita suck. I am making a trip up to Kansas City next weekend and I hear Bazookas is the place to go. Any chance of extras there? I don't mind paying, but I am not going to pay something crazy like 200 for a handy.
KC Questor
09-08-18, 07:38
I just moved to Wichita from florida. The clubs in Wichita suck. I am making a trip up to Kansas City next weekend and I hear Bazookas is the place to go. Any chance of extras there? I don't mind paying, but I am not going to pay something crazy like 200 for a handy.No. The strip clubs in Kansas City suck as well. And not in a good way. I usually say that Bazooka's is the place you have your bachelor party if your future father-in-law is coming along. It's non-nude, so they have monitors on the wall of the dancers fully nude.
You won't find reliable extras in Kansas City on the Kansas OR the Missouri side. If you have game, and luck, and money, you may be able to score, but don't count on it.
WaveRider69
09-10-18, 10:07
No. The strip clubs in Kansas City suck as well. And not in a good way. I usually say that Bazooka's is the place you have your bachelor party if your future father-in-law is coming along. It's non-nude, so they have monitors on the wall of the dancers fully nude.
You won't find reliable extras in Kansas City on the Kansas OR the Missouri side. If you have game, and luck, and money, you may be able to score, but don't count on it.Thanks. I am glad that I did not come up before reading your message. Dallas is only a couple more hours than Kansas City, so I will probably just go there.
YourMomLikedIt
11-02-19, 11:59
Bazookas.
I will be in Kansas City tomorrow during the game time and my intention is to go to bazookas. Can I watch the game there? Also I'm interested in a dancer there that is on social media as angel baby. Does anyone know anything about her? Thank you in advance and pm Is fine.
Soldier826
07-10-20, 23:42
Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?
Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?
VIP rooms with lots of mileage?
Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?
Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).Are there any in category 3 or 4 around??
KC Questor
07-11-20, 18:40
Are there any in category 3 or 4 around??No. There's a pandemic. Nothing happening. Get a hooker.
Soldier826
07-11-20, 21:55
No. There's a pandemic. Nothing happening. Get a hooker.Looking into that as well LOL.
Any insight to the area since reviews seem to be lacking around here.
Even looked on the oThER review board.
KC Questor
07-15-20, 23:04
Any insight to the area since reviews seem to be lacking around here.
Even looked on the oThER review board.PM sent. Good luck.
ThatOneGuy740
10-24-20, 02:07
In town for the weekend from OH. Anywhere worth visiting?
KC Questor
10-24-20, 14:36
In town for the weekend from OH. Anywhere worth visiting?Not in Kansas City. You could head west to Lawrence for some decently fun clubs. But all in all, the strip clubs around here are pretty bad.
My buddy turns 40 soon, and he's a big KC Chiefs fan. 4 of us are flying out from ATL for the Chiefs Bills game for his birthday. I've done some research and it seems like strip clubs out there can range from bikini bars to full nude. I'm looking for some deeper insight. Would prefer a full nude place, but at least topless without pasties. Would also want a club that serves alcohol. In case it matters, 3 of us are white and 1 is a Native American. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Thanks y'all.
Visited Shady Lady on Thursday. Its very close to the Power and Light District.
Good selection of White, Black and Hispanic Chicas. The majority are slim with young tight bodies. Nice faces.
Lap dances are $35 for two songs. Some chicas are available to meet outside the club. A nice thin blonde with braids quoted me $$$ for 30 minutes.
IMO this club is worthy of a visit if in KC.
TwisterTung
07-09-22, 23:49
Anyone have any info on this place?
I visited bazookas first on Friday evening and the place was empty. I've been coming to this place for years and I like it, but not today. Then I went to Shady Lady lounge. It was packed and the girls are gorgeous. My friends and I received dance from couple of hot girls, but nothing extra. I'm used to extras in Atlanta, so I didn't get a lot of dance. It was a great visit.
I visited bazookas on Wednesday evening. Not many customers, but a lot of gorgeous girls. Ended up getting VIP from a beau girl.
Drawback of shady lady is that VIP is not private. Bazookas has a private VIP room. Girls don't offer extras, but it gives you privacy. I've always liked bazookas because they always have gorgeous Missouri girls.
My friend and me visited this club. It was busy Saturday evening. My friend received a VIP dance with some extras. I don't want to go into details, but he was satisfied with the dance. I wanted to get VIP from another girl, but she was just too busy. It was a great trip and we had fun. Bazookas is a classy club with beautiful ladies and quality patrons.
I'll be in your city in a week on business and was wondering about the good clubs. I went back and read the forum from months ago and it looks like there's no favorite cubs. Looking to grab a beer and some titties. Contact in the private dance area is a plus. I'm don't like sitting on my hands as she rubs all over me. Grab some ass as she sticks her nipple in my w mouth. Any clubs that fit the description? Thanks. Dave from Wisconsin.
BridesMilk
07-18-23, 22:49
Hey everyone.
I'm going to be working in KC for a month or so. Where are the best strip clubs to get some mileage. I like dark skinned women with fat asses.
Are there any strip clubs worth an honorable mention?
I've read the thread, going back to 2020. It seems that the tread is dead and there's nothing going on. Even if there are no extras, is there good eye candy worth cover and drink minimums?
Are there any strip clubs worth an honorable mention?
I've read the thread, going back to 2020. It seems that the tread is dead and there's nothing going on. Even if there are no extras, is there good eye candy worth cover and drink minimums?I haven't visited any club on the Missouri club in many years. Twenty years ago there was a juice bar with hot girls called Bazookas on the Missouri side. It may still be there. I like to do more than look, and that has historically been much better on the Kansas side.
I visited Bazookas on Friday and Saturday night. Friday night was surprisingly slow. Saturday was much better. Lots of beautiful girls. Both my friend and I got VIP. There's not going on in VIP, but let's just say girls are more friendly in VIP area. I've always loved Bazookas girls. Overall, a very good experience.
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