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Justguessing
05-10-10, 10:23
... I've only gotten dances with a few girls but I'm looking forward to getting to know Envy and Barbie.
I'm curious to know what the other members think of this place. There's a lot of talk of PTs and HH. Is that because you guys are on that side of town? It's about equal amount of time for me to get to HH vs. The Gold Club. Am I missing out?
I think it depends on what you are looking for - Gold Club had lots of good looking dancers on weekend nights. While I think more of the allure at HH is more certain mileage. Mileage at Gold Club is more of YMMV situation from dancer to dancer.
Disclaimers: I tend to be a Gold Club regular rather than all the other clubs and it has been a while since I've been to HH.
A few weeks later I took the recommendation of a friend and headed to the Gold Club on Lafayette Road. I'm curious to know what the other members think of this place.
Was with PT a few times, and the long lost Robert. Costs me 25 bucks each way from my hotel from a taxi. 50 bucks is just a small amount to spend for get out of jail insurance. There are closer SC's from my hotel but not as fun.
Good choice.
Can't remember her name, but the blondish girl with huge naturals is my favorite. She will just sit and talk with you and not push for a drink or dance. But you got to give her a back room dance, very nice. Nice girl too. I'll get too know her well before its over. I just havn't invested enough time with her.
Every time I was there it was after my massage, so had no bullets left.
Justguessing
05-10-10, 10:42
A few weeks later I took the recommendation of a friend and headed to the Gold Club on Lafayette Road. I'm curious to know what the other members think of this place.
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Can't remember her name, but the blondish girl with huge naturals is my favorite. She will just sit and talk with you and not push for a drink or dance. But you got to give her a back room dance, very nice. Nice girl too. I'll get too know her well before its over. I just havn't invested enough time with her.
Every time I was there it was after my massage, so had no bullets left.
Seduction is who I think you mean. Word on the street would encourage your efforts although I've not had the experience. So many dancers and so few dollars.
HandfulOfWheel
05-10-10, 11:14
A few weeks later I took the recommendation of a friend and headed to the Gold Club on Lafayette Road. I'm curious to know what the other members think of this place.
Was with PT a few times, and the long lost Robert. Costs me 25 bucks each way from my hotel from a taxi. 50 bucks is just a small amount to spend for get out of jail insurance. There are closer SC's from my hotel but not as fun.
Good choice.
Can't remember her name, but the blondish girl with huge naturals is my favorite. She will just sit and talk with you and not push for a drink or dance. But you got to give her a back room dance, very nice. Nice girl too. I'll get too know her well before its over. I just havn't invested enough time with her.
Every time I was there it was after my massage, so had no bullets left.Hey there buddy, apparently according to Ilapp, you need to hit a club with me so I can tell you whether she will or not and for what. I'm not sure what he means, but if it gets me a free ride in your cab, I'll tag along!!
Tonylove465
05-10-10, 11:16
I moved back to the Indy area from the southwest about a year ago. I didn't visit clubs often when I lived here before, but I did start to enjoy going to clubs when I lived in the southwest. When I came back I was looking for a regular club to attend and I tried Rio first. I went on a slow Saturday night, didn't like what I saw and moved on. It was too slow for a Saturday night, nobody seemed to having fun and one of the girls was wearing what looked like a house arrest anklet.
A few weeks later I took the recommendation of a friend and headed to the Gold Club on Lafayette Road. I fell in love with this place. Lots of variety and everybody was friendly. I live up in one of the suburbs so I can't get there as often as I would like.
I've only gotten dances with a few girls but I'm looking forward to getting to know Envy and Barbie.
I'm curious to know what the other members think of this place. There's a lot of talk of PTs and HH. Is that because you guys are on that side of town? It's about equal amount of time for me to get to HH vs. The Gold Club. Am I missing out?My advice, stick with the Gold Club. HH is stanky. PTs is pricey w/ stuck-up dancers. Gold Club has consistently been one of the favs for years.
HandfulOfWheel
05-10-10, 15:01
My advice, stick with the Gold Club. HH is stanky. PTs is pricey w/ stuck-up dancers. Gold Club has consistently been one of the favs for years.Last few times I've been there haven't been any better than most clubs. Girls were stand-offish. Not very many seemed interested in hanging out or even getting table or couch dances! The only times I've had really good times there were with other girls - then we got a lot of attention.
My advice, stick with the Gold Club. HH is stanky. PTs is pricey w/ stuck-up dancers. Gold Club has consistently been one of the favs for years.
Stuck up dancers at PT's? You should have been with us week before last.
Indplsgent4fu
05-10-10, 23:34
Anyone know of Domino, where she might be currently and take out options? I saw her about 6-8 weeks ago at BBF, but she didn't give me the time of day that night (no pun intended). I wanted to to go back and try again, but due to home life drama, I had to delya the start of the hunt. When I went out with Chill Pill last night to BBF, I looked for her and asked the doorman and he "thinks" she's been gone for a couple of months. Any info would be greatly appreciated, maybe even buy you a drink.
Hey there buddy, apparently according to Ilapp, you need to hit a club with me so I can tell you whether she will or not and for what. I'm not sure what he means, but if it gets me a free ride in your cab, I'll tag along!!
IN A CAB!! IN A CAB!! That is!
West Central
05-11-10, 11:42
Last few times I've been there haven't been any better than most clubs. Girls were stand-offish. Not very many seemed interested in hanging out or even getting table or couch dances! The only times I've had really good times there were with other girls - then we got a lot of attention.
I would agree with this assessment of the Gold Club. Every time I go in there, the girls are busy with their regulars, big spenders, or a coed group. Maybe I'm just timing it wrong, but I haven't been impressed for quite a while.
Indplsgent4fu
05-11-10, 19:17
...to all the guys, and especially to the lovely gal, I met tonight at HH. I look forward to more future get togethers.
Yeah I know what you're thinking, "this guy's first post and he starts out asking questions. " Sorry.
But how do you keep the unwanted girls away? (I know don't bathe) Here's what I'm talking about.
I get down to Indy a couple times a year and always spend some at Rio or CC, this past trip was no different. Two week ago on a Friday night I was at CC and had a great time with two girls in particular. So much so, I returned Saturday in the hopes of negotiate a little extra.
I arrived rather late with only 2 hours to "work". Even before I can order a drink a dancer asks if she can sit with me. I lie and get rid of her only to repeat the same process several more times. I even had one sit down and ask me to buy her a drink in the first minute. (See note below) I know everyone has experienced this one time or another.
So my question is. How you do refuse or even get ride of someone whose company you do not desire without being rude or pissing her off? I did piss one girl off as she called me a prick. LOL
Note: I'm not really complaining about the attention as I had been to the Rio earlier and even with money on the table was avoided like the plague. Go figure.
Thanks to everyone at HH that I met tonight. Wish I had gotten there earlier. Sorry if I ruined any plans by given the lady a ride home. She was yawning all the way there. Probably my witty personality.
So apologies to anyone that may have been disappointed that she did not make it to the next stop.
Will be heading to BBF on Thursday early evening, hope to see my favorites.
But how do you keep the unwanted girls away?My typical line is "no thank you baby, I'm just hanging out". Also, if you tell them you're waiting for a particular girl (or just waiting for someone), they'll go away to avoid the drama of taking some other girl's regular.
Personally, I prefer the places where the girls are aggressive like this. It's always frustrating when I see a girl I want to get a dance with and she sits for hours with a guy and doesn't even seem to be making any money. One good trick for this situation is to give your waitress a few bucks and ask her to tell the girl you want a dance. Then you're not getting in some other guys face.
C
So apologies to anyone that may have been disappointed that she did not make it to the next stop.
That would be me. But I should have known that when a Lion has a tender young morsel of prey firmly in his grasp, he's going to head for a private lair, and not be looking to share.
It was great to meet some new friends and re-connect with others at HH. The crowd thinned more than expected by the time we got to Zeus. Chill and I had to deal with all of those ladies ourselves. BTW, if you haven't been to Zeus lately, I was surprised to see a nicer selection of eye candy than I have on past visits.
West Central
05-12-10, 17:15
But how do you keep the unwanted girls away?
As Cmq said, simply tell them you're waiting on someone. Some will push a little, and ask if they can wait with you. A "no thanks, I'm fine" might border on rudeness, but you're not there to make friends with her. Keep your eye on the prize. You might have to be more aggressive than you would like if the vultures come around.
Indy Tourist
05-12-10, 17:59
Yeah I know what you're thinking, "this guy's first post and he starts out asking questions. " Sorry.
But how do you keep the unwanted girls away? (I know don't bathe) Here's what I'm talking about.I tell them that I just got to the club and I need a couple of beers to relax and to "make me more fun for them" and I tell them to check back after I've "got a couple in me". That way I'm not burning any bridges in case they start looking good a little later on :)
So my question is. How you do refuse or even get ride of someone whose company you do not desire without being rude or pissing her off? I did piss one girl off as she called me a prick. LOLI find that giving the gal a couple of bucks and saying "thank you, but right now I just want to watch the show" generally works and keeps the brush off friendly.
HandfulOfWheel
05-13-10, 09:23
I find that giving the gal a couple of bucks and saying "thank you, but right now I just want to watch the show" generally works and keeps the brush off friendly.Get a quick table dance at least, then send her on her way.
Thanks for the suggestions, some things I already do, some I will certainly try
Personally, I prefer the places where the girls are aggressive like this. It's always frustrating when I see a girl I want to get a dance with and she sits for hours with a guy and doesn't even seem to be making any money.
CI’m with you on places the girls are aggressive. Nothing more aggravating then seeing a hot thing that never comes your way. On the other side of the coin, I have had some dancers sit with me for an extended period of time. Wait, maybe it was my wallet they were sitting with.
I usually just tell the girl I am there to see my girlfriend dance.
If she asks who my girlfriend is, I tell her I haven't decided yet.
HandfulOfWheel
05-15-10, 01:21
I usually just tell the girl I am there to see my girlfriend dance.
If she asks who my girlfriend is, I tell her I haven't decided yet.Nice! I'm going to have to steal that line.
Mr Popular
05-15-10, 09:28
This discussion reminds me of when my son was little, we used to go to a nearby park and feed the ducks...fun, right? Well, yes until the Geese figured out we were giving away food and soon surrounded us. And while I was honestly getting a little panicky over my son being pecked by that honking hoard of birds, he turned his lit up face to me, threw his arms out and said "Look Daddy....they love me!"
Well, it didn't occur to me then but years later I see what a lesson that was. You can forgive a 5 year old for not understanding, but sometimes I need reminding still today...please don't feed the animals!
West Central
05-15-10, 12:34
This discussion reminds me of when my son was little, we used to go to a nearby park and feed the ducks...fun, right? Well, yes until the Geese figured out we were giving away food and soon surrounded us. And while I was honestly getting a little panicky over my son being pecked by that honking hoard of birds, he turned his lit up face to me, threw his arms out and said "Look Daddy....they love me!"
Well, it didn't occur to me then but years later I see what a lesson that was. You can forgive a 5 year old for not understanding, but sometimes I need reminding still today...please don't feed the animals!
This should be engraved on a wooden plaque, like the serenity prayer...
Justguessing
05-15-10, 12:35
This should be engraved on a wooden plaque, like the serenity prayer...
How about a nice laminated wallet card.
HandfulOfWheel
05-15-10, 13:36
This discussion reminds me of when my son was little, we used to go to a nearby park and feed the ducks...fun, right? Well, yes until the Geese figured out we were giving away food and soon surrounded us. And while I was honestly getting a little panicky over my son being pecked by that honking hoard of birds, he turned his lit up face to me, threw his arms out and said "Look Daddy....they love me!"
Well, it didn't occur to me then but years later I see what a lesson that was. You can forgive a 5 year old for not understanding, but sometimes I need reminding still today...please don't feed the animals!I believe that's your best post ever!
This discussion reminds me of when my son was little, we used to go to a nearby park and feed the ducks...fun, right? Well, yes until the Geese figured out we were giving away food and soon surrounded us. And while I was honestly getting a little panicky over my son being pecked by that honking hoard of birds, he turned his lit up face to me, threw his arms out and said "Look Daddy....they love me!"
Well, it didn't occur to me then but years later I see what a lesson that was. You can forgive a 5 year old for not understanding, but sometimes I need reminding still today...please don't feed the animals!So very true but, I do so enjoy feeding the animals, and yes they do sometime surround me.
If it weren’t for the feed being so damm hard to come by, I’d be at the zoo more often.
Mr Popular, you can bet the next time I’m at one of the “nature centers” and the wildlife is swarming around I will be thinking of your story as I stand as say "Look Daddy.
They love me!"
This discussion reminds me of when my son was little, we used to go to a nearby park and feed the ducks...fun, right? Well, yes until the Geese figured out we were giving away food and soon surrounded us. And while I was honestly getting a little panicky over my son being pecked by that honking hoard of birds, he turned his lit up face to me, threw his arms out and said "Look Daddy....they love me!"
Well, it didn't occur to me then but years later I see what a lesson that was. You can forgive a 5 year old for not understanding, but sometimes I need reminding still today...please don't feed the animals!
Reminds me of a time when I was in Houston and a buddy of mine said I got something to show you and he took me to this SC by the name of "Rick's", I think? Something like that? Anyway, it was unbelievable! More ladies than I could count and all 10s or better! They were bobbing up and down; it was like the DJ was a snake charmer with his music and these young ladies were grinding up and down over the crowd. My buddy told me to watch this as he order a "small sandwich" platter; upon it's arrival, we had all the ladies there to assist in enjoying the food, however, we had none! We just savored the moment with two ladies or more on each of our laps and hands running through our hair! What a night to remember and to top it off, my boss upon reviewing my expense reimbursement for the trip wanted to know what kind of place charged $200 for dinner for two and who was I entertaining? I just told him it was amazing how much a bottle of wine costs these days. Goodness, that was close to 25 years ago; I bet those little finger sandwiches cost a lot more now!!?? But oh so worth it, eh??
Nells M All
05-16-10, 07:09
I know and associate with some millionaires. That wear jeans and go in after work. 25 years ago I ran around with a old guy that built and owns most of Morgan county. He has built and sold and owns over 300 houses and additions around Morgan county. And owns and farms over 5000 acres. He always drove a old beat up truck. And wore over alls. By looking you wouldn't think he had $12. But he had that check book in his back pocket. And once in awhile after work we would run up to Indy to the sc, s. I assume he didn't go home and change cloths because he had a wife. But we would go as is. And he always spent $1000 to $3000 or more. And that was 25 years ago. When he came in it was long island T, s for everybody. Back then of course all the girls knew him by site. Now I buy and sale houses. And like him I don't look like I have $12. And I go in after work. Jeans t shirt. I probably know at least 5 millionaires that just look and act like working class people. One I herd say he does that and drives a beater to disorient the I. R. S. And not to draw attention. But because most of us have wives we can't get all slicked up. Just have to run in drop $1000 and leave. Go home to mom. Ol slug used to stop on his way home. And splash some diesel fuel on his self to hide the perfume from the ladys.
Went with a buddy to Gold Club for the first time last Tuesday night. Got there around 10 pm and it was pretty dead. As the night went on though, it picked up quite a bit, and I was pretty impressed by the quality of a lot of the girls. Hung out a lot of the night with Scarlet, who was a pretty attractive Filipino girl with a killer body, and her sister-in-law Jessica, who just turned 21 and was good company. Scarlet would have taken a lot of my money, but thankfully some dude sent for her and she was in the VIP with him for like an hour and a half while my buddy and I entertained Jessica. Thought I might get somewhere with her, and still think there may be some promise for future visits. Ultimately ended up getting a couple dances with Kiki, but wasn't getting anywhere so I bailed. Will probably go back sometime soon. Would love some advice on who I should be spending money on.
Member #4125
05-16-10, 15:33
I know and associate with some millionaires. That wear jeans and go in after work. 25 years ago I ran around with a old guy that built and owns most of Morgan county. He has built and sold and owns over 300 houses and additions around Morgan county. And owns and farms over 5000 acres. He always drove a old beat up truck. And wore over alls. By looking you wouldn't think he had $12. But he had that check book in his back pocket. And once in awhile after work we would run up to Indy to the sc, s. I assume he didn't go home and change cloths because he had a wife. But we would go as is. And he always spent $1000 to $3000 or more. And that was 25 years ago. When he came in it was long island T, s for everybody. Back then of course all the girls knew him by site. Now I buy and sale houses. And like him I don't look like I have $12. And I go in after work. Jeans t shirt. I probably know at least 5 millionaires that just look and act like working class people. One I herd say he does that and drives a beater to disorient the I. R. S. And not to draw attention. But because most of us have wives we can't get all slicked up. Just have to run in drop $1000 and leave. Go home to mom. Ol slug used to stop on his way home. And splash some diesel fuel on his self to hide the perfume from the ladys.I have to agree with you. I'd also like to know where all the strip clubs are in Indy with the discerning ladies? I've not run across any, yet.
For me it's simple, if a girl walks up and ask if I want company I answer honestly. A "Yes, I'd love some" or a "No not right now, but thanks for asking". I'll add that I've had my best times with ladies that were not my first choice.
West Central
05-16-10, 15:52
How about a nice laminated wallet card.
Or tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.
Mikehammerindy
05-16-10, 21:00
Nice! I'm going to have to steal that line.Me too, that's ingenious.
Member #4106
05-17-10, 11:17
Which are the good Indy day clubs? I spend most of my time at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. Just don't want to walk into one of "those places".
Also I have been reading the conversation. I don't think it matters your age, dress, smell, or size in a SC. It's not even alway about the almighty dollar.
I won't go into detail but all the males that frequent the places know what and how to get what they want. I don't care if your wearing sweat shorts and a tank with wing sauce on it. Just time and some trial and error.
I once had an old biker that I worked with when I turned 21 ask me how much I was spending . I was living at the places. I told him 2-3 bills nightly. He told me you have to make your money work for you. I didn't understand. He was a dirty greasy biker and says I bet I can get more for a dollar than you can with 50. The lessons we learn. Just don't stop learning them. Just remember if a stripper gives you advice on how to get more bang it is usually jaded info.
If anyone ever wants a Hip Hugger meeting let me know.
HandfulOfWheel
05-17-10, 11:29
Which are the good Indy day clubs? I spend most of my time at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. Just don't want to walk into one of "those places".
Also I have been reading the conversation. I don't think it matters your age, dress, smell, or size in a SC. It's not even alway about the almighty dollar.
I won't go into detail but all the males that frequent the places know what and how to get what they want. I don't care if your wearing sweat shorts and a tank with wing sauce on it. Just time and some trial and error.
I once had an old biker that I worked with when I turned 21 ask me how much I was spending. I was living at the places. I told him 2-3 bills nightly. He told me you have to make your money work for you. I didn't understand. He was a dirty greasy biker and says I bet I can get more for a dollar than you can with 50. The lessons we learn. Just don't stop learning them. Just remember if a stripper gives you advice on how to get more bang it is usually jaded info.
If anyone ever wants a Hip Hugger meeting let me know.Great post ApeMan! You are absolutely right. I find confidence is the best asset in a SC or with women in general. Some guys express it with dress, others with language, others by subtle non quantitative ways. But it gets the job done.
I love to stop at the Hip Hugger when driving thru Kokomo. I'll let you know next time I do.
HandfulOfWheel
05-17-10, 12:12
Which are the good Indy day clubs? I spend most of my time at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. Just don't want to walk into one of "those places".
I used to hang at Club Rio after 3pm and had great regular status with several nice hot girls, but the last couple years have been pretty slim there. Service was always great, but not so lately.
Brass Flamingo has lots of hot women all day long. I started going there when Rio got slow but haven't been much lately./ I always had a good time and had a couple regular gals to see. That's when the VIP room was $50 for 30 minutes - what a deal! Now it's $100.
Went there a week or so ago with HotForty and FreyGuy for lunch and was amazed at the hotties at noon. Service sucks though - always has. Same lousy waitresses for years.
Member #4106
05-17-10, 12:19
I didn't mean the Hip Hugger was one of those places. I love that bar.
Which are the good Indy day clubs? I spend most of my time at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. Just don't want to walk into one of "those places".
Also I have been reading the conversation. I don't think it matters your age, dress, smell, or size in a SC. It's not even alway about the almighty dollar.
I won't go into detail but all the males that frequent the places know what and how to get what they want. I don't care if your wearing sweat shorts and a tank with wing sauce on it. Just time and some trial and error.
I once had an old biker that I worked with when I turned 21 ask me how much I was spending . I was living at the places. I told him 2-3 bills nightly. He told me you have to make your money work for you. I didn't understand. He was a dirty greasy biker and says I bet I can get more for a dollar than you can with 50. The lessons we learn. Just don't stop learning them. Just remember if a stripper gives you advice on how to get more bang it is usually jaded info.
If anyone ever wants a Hip Hugger meeting let me know.
Justguessing
05-17-10, 13:31
I used to hang at Club Rio after 3pm and had great regular status with several nice hot girls, but the last couple years have been pretty slim there. Service was always great, but not so lately...
Yeah I quit going to Rio a little over a year ago when the best night girls i knew moved to Gold. Ever since then I kept noticing that I was running into more former rio girls at Dancers, Gold and other places. At dancers one told me it was primarily the new manager that drove her away.
Warning to those venturing into Rio. I noticed on their facebook page that Dreamy is back. I think we had a discussion on here about a VIP room scam she was running witht the door guy. She would give a nice couch dance and imply more about VIP then pressure for VIP. Never took here up on it be be aware.
Hip Huggers is a great place I need to get up there more. Used to stop anytime in the area and then also made special trips but it's been awaile last few visits ere pretty good.
Theindianaguy
05-17-10, 17:06
Have as much fun as you want with the strippers. They can be a blast on many levels. But always remember, they are not doing you any favors by hanging around you. You are the one paying, you should be the one getting the service. Go into the club with patience. If that means acting like you don't give a shit, so be it. But if you go in weak, they will walk all over you.
That said, the most fun I ever had with strippers in the club is when we were all on the same page, which often times meant saying "no" once in a while.
I didn't mean the Hip Hugger was one of those places. I love that bar.I'm a big fan. I make a special, way-out-of-the-way trip up there every now and then. It's been awhile, kinda feeling like planning something soon.
Met 4 memorable girls there. Doubt if any of them are still there. That place seems to be just a place girls go every now and then to rake in some money.
Danielle was a kinda uppity acting/looking brunette. She gave me a pretty killer lapdance there last spring/summer, then we e-mailed a little bit, but I didn't have the freedom to wage a full-on pursuit. Met another girl there around the same time. She was a pretty blonde who was probably a lot prettier before a couple kids. She asked me about take out, and I took her up on it at her house near East Street in Indy. Then there was a very hot chick from Ohio who seemed so promising, but she got into a fight with another girl and got booted. Another dancer saw that I had been working on the girl that got kicked out and gave me a sympathy dance (that was a first!). Finally was this chick from near Chicago. All I remember about her is that she had the most unique tits I have ever seen. Like torpedoes really, and I was all about her. Asked about takeout, but none seemed available.
Funny, I said these girls were memorable, but I only remember one name.
Indplsgent4fu
05-18-10, 01:53
Anyone on here know of Kitty from PT's? PM me if you do.
HandfulOfWheel
05-18-10, 07:59
Anyone on here know of Kitty from PT's? PM me if you do.Not yet.
Do you want to clue me in?
West Central
05-19-10, 00:36
Which are the good Indy day clubs?For many years, I have enjoyed the occasional lunch at Dancers on W Washington St.
Met another girl there around the same time. She was a pretty blonde who was probably a lot prettier before a couple kids. She asked me about take out, and I took her up on it at her house near East Street in Indy.Sounds like a girl that works their now named Sierra. Tall skinny blonde with c-cups around 22 with one kid. If I remember right that is around where she told me she lived. Hmmm. May have to take another trip up there to find out.
I can generally only get away during the day, and really like Dancers for the # and quality of girls. Jenna there is one of my all-time favorites. I've worked my ass off trying to connect with her outside the club, but no dice. (Any intel on takeout opportunities among the dayshift girls would be welcomed!)
[QUOTE=Ape Man]Which are the good Indy day clubs? I spend most of my time at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. Just don't want to walk into one of "those places".
Justguessing
05-20-10, 13:20
Were you doing day or night visits to the hugger for these experiences?
Have not made a Hip Hugger visit this year. n fact haven't been to the Hugger in 6 months. Time to diversify my trips. Hugger or maybe just fall back to BBF or Dancers.
I'm a big fan. I make a special, way-out-of-the-way trip up there every now and then. It's been awhile, kinda feeling like planning something soon.
Met 4 memorable girls there. Doubt if any of them are still there. That place seems to be just a place girls go every now and then to rake in some money.
Danielle was a kinda uppity acting/looking brunette. She gave me a pretty killer lapdance there last spring/summer, then we e-mailed a little bit, but I didn't have the freedom to wage a full-on pursuit. Met another girl there around the same time. She was a pretty blonde who was probably a lot prettier before a couple kids. She asked me about take out, and I took her up on it at her house near East Street in Indy. Then there was a very hot chick from Ohio who seemed so promising, but she got into a fight with another girl and got booted. Another dancer saw that I had been working on the girl that got kicked out and gave me a sympathy dance (that was a first!). Finally was this chick from near Chicago. All I remember about her is that she had the most unique tits I have ever seen. Like torpedoes really, and I was all about her. Asked about takeout, but none seemed available.
Funny, I said these girls were memorable, but I only remember one name.
Were you doing day or night visits to the hugger for these experiences?
Have not made a Hip Hugger visit this year. n fact haven't been to the Hugger in 6 months. Time to diversify my trips. Hugger or maybe just fall back to BBF or Dancers.These were all night visits.
We have very similar taste in clubs. Hip Hugger, BBF and Dancers are all in my rotation. I think I've recently added Gold Club.
Made a trip to BBF on Wednesday afternoon middle of shift change not much of a crowd but there were as many Hot young ladies there as I have seen in a long time! Thank you race fans!
I met Jill from Brass I think it was, she is amazingly beautiful with the biggest sexiest eyes ever!
I want to start doing doubles with her! I wish she wud let me! OMG! So hot!
Made a trip to BBF on Wednesday afternoon middle of shift change not much of a crowd but there were as many Hot young ladies there as I have seen in a long time! Thank you race fans!
I was there same time with a couple of friends, and the selection was excellent, however I hear,(insert shock and surprise sounds here) that some of the discussion and promises made were merely all talk when the money hit the road, VIP room actually. Too bad, the talk was very good. I personally fell madly in love with one incredible creature, and then proceeded to mis-identify the love of my life with two others of extremely similar looks and style. Ooops, one more reason to never fall in love while you are drinking.( At least I remembered her name)
West Central
05-23-10, 01:20
I was there same time with a couple of friends, and the selection was excellent, however I hear,(insert shock and surprise sounds here) that some of the discussion and promises made were merely all talk when the money hit the road, VIP room actually. Too bad, the talk was very good. I personally fell madly in love with one incredible creature, and then proceeded to mis-identify the love of my life with two others of extremely similar looks and style. Ooops, one more reason to never fall in love while you are drinking.( At least I remembered her name)
Don't worry, if past experience holds true she will soon be replaced by a similarly stunning specimen who will have no knowledge of your indiscretion.
Were you doing day or night visits to the hugger for these experiences?
Have not made a Hip Hugger visit this year. n fact haven't been to the Hugger in 6 months. Time to diversify my trips. Hugger or maybe just fall back to BBF or Dancers.I have been going to the Hugger every 3 to 4 months for a loooooooong time.
Mostly day shift but sometimes night shift. It doesn't matter when you go the talent level is always great and there is never a shortage of girls. The reality of the dances is they allow as much as they can in a non private area. $10 lappers are impossible to beat and the longer you are back there the better it gets 9 out of 10 times. No way is there a place that has a better bang (or grope) for the buck.
Went to Babes East last night (Tuesday), there were several new girls there. Met a blonde, very nice. I had shorts on and she loved playing with the jewels right at the table. Couldn't stay long and when I left she offered digits. Will follow up and let you know if it works out. But the talent there is certainly an upgrade.
Made a trip to BBF on Wednesday afternoon middle of shift change not much of a crowd but there were as many Hot young ladies there as I have seen in a long time! Thank you race fans!An older brunette, lots of tats, groped me while I tipped her at the stage and showed me her kitty. Hed to jet before I could sample.
Any info?
I have been going to the Hugger every 3 to 4 months for a loooooooong time.
Mostly day shift but sometimes night shift. It doesn't matter when you go the talent level is always great and there is never a shortage of girls. The reality of the dances is they allow as much as they can in a non private area. $10 lappers are impossible to beat and the longer you are back there the better it gets 9 out of 10 times. No way is there a place that has a better bang (or grope) for the buck.I half-heartedly disagree. I usuall go to the ultimate when I'm in Kokomo. Not the quality, but usually not bad (some real good). It's still $10 dances and a lot more privacy and have had a lot more extra experiences there. I Recommend it as long as you don't expect huuger girls walking in the door.
I like the hugger, I just feet creeped out getting my grind on about 10 feet away from everyone else, not that that has stopped the fun.
Theindianaguy
05-27-10, 07:44
An older brunette, lots of tats, groped me while I tipped her at the stage and showed me her kitty. Hed to jet before I could sample.
Any info?
That was probably Brooklyn that danced for you. Definitely worth a try with a lap dance.
That was probably Brooklyn that danced for you. Definitely worth a try with a lap dance.Brooklyn has danced there at least 16 years and still isn't bad looking for her age, sometimes acts a little strange but fun time overall. I hae been going to BBF since the age of 17 back when Big Don was a young guy LOL. Brooklyn will offer OT just get a couple dances and have fun.
Mymopar
HandfulOfWheel
05-27-10, 14:10
I am planning to hit a club or two tonite, 5-27 Thursday. Either BBF, PT's or Dancers. Anyone wwant to join me? PM me with preference and digits.
Brooklyn has danced there at least 16 years and still isn't bad looking for her age, sometimes acts a little strange but fun time overall. I hae been going to BBF since the age of 17 back when Big Don was a young guy LOL. Brooklyn will offer OT just get a couple dances and have fun.
Mymopar
I haven't been to BBF in a LONG time but used to be pretty regular maybe 4-5 years ago mostly on days. I remember Brooklyn. There used to be a dancer named Sasha there. She was probably 5'7", short brown hair, heck of a body. Usually, I went to see her. I don't think there was ever a time I left BBF unsatisfied if she was there. Damn I miss her! If anyone remembers her and knows her whereabouts let me know. Sorry for the stroll down memory lane but the Brooklyn reference brought back some memories. Guess I need to make it back in there sometime soon.
So I guess its a Saturday night of strip clubs for me, this Saturday about 8pm
TN
Well it’s about that time of the month again. No, not when your favorite provider has a limited menu, but time for another BBF afternoon meet. Anyone (Mongers and Providers) is welcome to join us. There's a free admission pass on their website that you can print off and specials on 23oz of Bud and Bud Light.
Come help me celebrate my buddy’s birthday (non-USA member). We’ll be there starting at 12 noon, as the dancers don’t come on before then.
As always, the first round is on me. Hope to see ya there!
Just made a date, sorry guys.
HandfulOfWheel
06-03-10, 00:04
Just made a date, sorry guys.So last month Catelyne had everyone drooling over the upcoming Amateur Night at Dancers, but since I had a pretty important business appointment, I knew I couldn't plan to make it. But tonight comes, and my dinner meeting got moved up. I noticed that 2N might be free for Saturday and I felt like the stars were aligning. My dinner finished by 9pm, so I high tailed it to Dancers to see what was up. Well I didn't see any of my buds, nor did I notice Catelyne. Then I get back home to see that 2N has a date Saturday, so now I'm back to square one. WTF?
Chill Pill
06-03-10, 08:52
I sent you a text. Didn't you get it.?
So last month Catelyne had everyone drooling over the upcoming Amateur Night at Dancers, but since I had a pretty important business appointment, I knew I couldn't plan to make it. But tonight comes, and my dinner meeting got moved up. I noticed that 2N might be free for Saturday and I felt like the stars were aligning. My dinner finished by 9pm, so I high tailed it to Dancers to see what was up. Well I didn't see any of my buds, nor did I notice Catelyne. Then I get back home to see that 2N has a date Saturday, so now I'm back to square one. WTF?
HandfulOfWheel
06-03-10, 09:05
I sent you a text. Didn't you get it?yeah I got it, but I left my hobby phone in my other car.
My bad.
Hope you all had fun.
I did meet a hottie who offered to take me home for $500 overnight.
Seemed like a hustle though, maybe next time.
So last month Catelyne had everyone drooling over the upcoming Amateur Night at Dancers, but since I had a pretty important business appointment, I knew I couldn't plan to make it. But tonight comes, and my dinner meeting got moved up. I noticed that 2N might be free for Saturday and I felt like the stars were aligning. My dinner finished by 9pm, so I high tailed it to Dancers to see what was up. Well I didn't see any of my buds, nor did I notice Catelyne. Then I get back home to see that 2N has a date Saturday, so now I'm back to square one. WTF?
Hey- we were waiting to hear from you, not that we could hear too well with things smashed in our faces, my bad for not doubling up on the lines of communication. I hear Cate was there in the afternoon and decided against the very late night.
Well, there's an offer for the thristy!
Perhaps I should see if I can convince my favorite evil domme b---h to come out and enjoy the ladies? Oh, and you fellas, too....
Well it’s about that time of the month again. No, not when your favorite provider has a limited menu, but time for another BBF afternoon meet. Anyone (Mongers and Providers) is welcome to join us. There's a free admission pass on their website that you can print off and specials on 23oz of Bud and Bud Light.
Come help me celebrate my buddy’s birthday (non-USA member). We’ll be there starting at 12 noon, as the dancers don’t come on before then.
As always, the first round is on me. Hope to see ya there!
Well, there's an offer for the thristy!
Perhaps I should see if I can convince my favorite evil domme b---h to come out and enjoy the ladies? Oh, and you fellas, too....I will be there at 2 if your guys are still there!
Well, there's an offer for the thristy!
Perhaps I should see if I can convince my favorite evil domme b---h to come out and enjoy the ladies? Oh, and you fellas, too....
But I need to be at work by 1pm. Staying until 8pm (fairgrounds) Then an early day Sat morning (7am.) So my SC'bing this time is cut..oh well. If things don't come together Sat night I'll be out and about tho.
Theindianaguy
06-04-10, 13:20
Met Isis yesterday at HH. She made a point of telling me she was good friends with Danielle and had no gag reflex. Maybe someone to check out.
HandfulOfWheel
06-04-10, 13:37
I will be there at 2 if your guys are still there!I was there at noon but nobody else I knew was there. I left at 1:30 but will head back by 3:00.
Met Isis yesterday at HH. She made a point of telling me she was good friends with Danielle and had no gag reflex. Maybe someone to check out.I heard that same line from her last night. There was drama everywhere, and she was supposedly getting fired. Got her number but didn't want to mess with it.
Sasha hasn't worked there in over a year at least. I see her every once in awhile. She is doing well. She will probably show up at BBF again. It's in her blood LOL
I haven't been to BBF in a LONG time but used to be pretty regular maybe 4-5 years ago mostly on days. I remember Brooklyn. There used to be a dancer named Sasha there. She was probably 5'7", short brown hair, heck of a body. Usually, I went to see her. I don't think there was ever a time I left BBF unsatisfied if she was there. Damn I miss her! If anyone remembers her and knows her whereabouts let me know. Sorry for the stroll down memory lane but the Brooklyn reference brought back some memories. Guess I need to make it back in there sometime soon.
Chill Pill
06-05-10, 09:26
Please come join me and a few friends on Tuesday night to celebrate me leaving the soup kitchen lines and standing on 465 and PP w/ a "will work for food" sign. Amber Bock pitchers for 6.25 and beautiful titties are sure to be on the menu. I was there twice last week and the scenery truly takes your breath away.......(especially w/ your nose pinched between two lovely breasts and your mouth shoved into her slim belly). Let's have a "Ball".. pun intended.
Has anyone experienced anything cool at BBF lately? Lots of talk about going there but I don't see any reports? Is that because Mr. Popular doesn't go there and he has the best tales lol?
Chill Pill
06-06-10, 09:40
Cool is a wide open definition....Cool could mean meeting a bunch of likeminded friends and enjoying the sights which has happended. Or Cool could mean being mesmerized by a certain dancer who gives you her number and you hook up which has also happened. But beware.....Polekats lay in wait even at BBF, IMHO they have had an extreme resurgence the last few months. I think its time to cull the herd.........
Has anyone experienced anything cool at BBF lately? Lots of talk about going there but I don't see any reports? Is that because Mr. Popular doesn't go there and he has the best tales lol?
HandfulOfWheel
06-07-10, 09:33
Has anyone experienced anything cool at BBF lately? Lots of talk about going there but I don't see any reports? Is that because Mr. Popular doesn't go there and he has the best tales lol?I've been to BBF quite a bit lately. Unfortunately not with Chill Pill, but with others and by myself. If you like to go enjoy yourself with lots of friendly hotties, it's a great place, and they have affordable lap dances as well as relatively inexpensive VIP room. I haven't gotten any extra attention there lately though, and tend to go to other clubs to get that. But it's still a great place to watch, and you can always get in free with an ad pulled from Nuvo, or they take passes from other clubs.
The last time I saw Mr. P was at BBF, and he left to go to PT's for extra attention. I should have followed him there, if that tells you anything.
Sorry Chill, can't join you Tuesday. Maybe next time.
Has anyone experienced anything cool at BBF lately? Lots of talk about going there but I don't see any reports? Is that because Mr. Popular doesn't go there and he has the best tales lol?
Didn't you mean to say that he has the best "tails". Hey P- who the hell is Kit E and what did you do to piss her off? Maybe she is pissed you didn't review her? Personally I am betting it is a he, wouldn't be the first time some one here has put up an alternate ID to position themselves to create some kind of situation they can exploit at some point in time in the future in some fashion. Then again, you know what they say about a woman scorned, may be that simple.
As for BBF, I have had some cool experiences there lately. They have all revolved around friends, alcohol and an incredible selection of mostly naked women. Hey- did you know they have TV's there too( the electronic viewing device I mean-the last TS that I knew for sure worked there probably predates some people here being alive)
Indy Jhn11
06-07-10, 13:09
Didn't you mean to say that he has the best "tails". Hey P- who the hell is Kit E and what did you do to piss her off? Maybe she is pissed you didn't review her? ...you know what they say about a woman scorned, may be that simple.From the Cincinnati board a self description of Kit E:
I am 5'8, 123lbs with nice tan, long brown hair. I'm thinking about becoming an SW. I was told that this board was the best way to see about safety, etc. I am a recent college grad and just can't find a job! I thought this was be a fun and interesting way to meet new friends until I find something stable, esp cause I love sex! Please let me know if you have any tips for me. I'd appreciate it....Some seasoned grizzled monger dude chimed in---warned her---warned her she shouldn't play in her home town. Not with the SW game. LOL. Warned her once she pop, she can't stop--- LOL. Looks like she trying to move to Indy and Mr. Copular got her number somewheres (from BMV?)
She couldn't pick a worse city currently then Indy for new sex worker. Too many cops, and on this board particularly. She should try Indies or GBN, LOL.
But hey I give her try. Want some of that sweet next Kit E. Hahaha
Let me know a time range when you are going?
Text me or something.
Mymopar
Mr Popular
06-07-10, 16:55
Hey P- who the hell is Kit E and what did you do to piss her off? Maybe she is pissed you didn't review her? Personally I am betting it is a he...
LOL, there's only one girl I haven't reviewed yet...and that would be a funny thing to do BEFORE I write it! But it's not her, I'm sure of that. Still, I'm just glad "Kit E" didn't mention again that I'm only 4'11" tall!
Indyguy4614
06-08-10, 00:17
Hey now. I'm 4'11. And 395#. What u talkin bout willis
Maybe ill direct kit e to slam me
LOL, there's only one girl I haven't reviewed yet...and that would be a funny thing to do BEFORE I write it! But it's not her, I'm sure of that. Still, I'm just glad "Kit E" didn't mention again that I'm only 4'11" tall!
LOL, there's only one girl I haven't reviewed yet...and that would be a funny thing to do BEFORE I write it! But it's not her, I'm sure of that. Still, I'm just glad "Kit E" didn't mention again that I'm only 4'11" tall!
You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?
Mr Popular
06-08-10, 09:28
You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?
LMAO, I only wish man!
HandfulOfWheel
06-08-10, 11:35
You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?That would make him look like R2D2.
Freckle Freak
06-08-10, 12:10
You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?
...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.
Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!
FF
HandfulOfWheel
06-08-10, 12:31
...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.
Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!
FFI was jealous of you until you lost your... you-know-what.
...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.
Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!
FF
With my advancing age I don't have to worry about my senior member being long enough to drag in the bottom of my underwear let alone the ground, however my sagging ass cheeks and rapidly drooping nut sack may be brushing the grass tops very soon. Ain't getting old grand?
Freckle Freak
06-08-10, 13:24
With my advancing age I don't have to worry about my senior member being long enough to drag in the bottom of my underwear let alone the ground, however my sagging ass cheeks and rapidly drooping nut sack may be brushing the grass tops very soon. Ain't getting old grand?
Why did you have to tell everyone about why you were jealous of me! Just because my ass cheeks sag further and nut sack already plows a path in the grass doesn't mean you had to post about it on here! Thanks old friend and I used to like you.
FF
Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.
Thanks
Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.
Thanks
I did not meet Hollywood but Foxy gave me a couple of good dances?
TryinAgain2
06-13-10, 18:40
Saw her a few weeks ago and did a private with her. Very hot, very sensual, but no extraa. Only time I've been to PT's in probably 3 to 4 years. That probably doesn't help with extras.
Any one have any info on OTC with this girl or at least extras? She's crazy hot, at least in strip club lighting.
PM me with any info, please.
TA2
Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.
ThanksShe allows grinding, no real play, but usaully a good time in back.
Indy Wingman
06-16-10, 15:05
Growing weary of all the drama over in the "Escort Reports" thread, I'm in need of some relaxation. So, I'm going to go out tonight, probably to HH. If anyone would like to join me for a beer, let me know.
One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it. Of course being old and a degenerate I probably have enough chapters already written to make a pretty decent size project, but after stories of the PoleKat, dead cats, and the stripper version of reverse mortgages and all the other stories that accompanied them here recently, and knowing that a number of you have great chapters in you also but just haven't contributed yet, I think it really should be a board collaborative. Why last night and this morning alone the material I got was priceless. It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head. All of this and only one question keeps dancing through my mind; how could any one in their right mind have any doubts what so ever why we love them so? All of this and it started with just having a beer with two very good friends, the club was dead, boring and rather inconsequential, at least until much later I hear.
So please, all good full length stories in chapter form, notify me and we will arrange to collect them,and for those not inclined to write so much or whose stories are great but short, say if they involve pet mortuaries and the like, we should have an entire section dedicated to vignettes, that would be short stories by those lucky enough to run away fast enough to keep the story, and the damage, short.
Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?
She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.
Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?
She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.
Let me get this straight, she made you give her your number. Its a little hard to make a willing person do anything lol.
I know Harley, very, very well.
No need to worry about her, she's cool but don't wait up all night for a call from her.
Good luck
Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?
She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers
I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"
HandfulOfWheel
06-18-10, 10:05
[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers
I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"Just tell her Ilapp is a ghostwriter.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers
I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"
Considering some of the things said on here I had a great come back, but I will be good, the manlove thing needs to go. I am really not too worried, names will be changed to protect the guilty, at least until Oprah's book of the month interview. Plus, you are assuming that my SO isn't in it.
Member #5254
06-18-10, 23:09
I made my first trip to BBF last week, but am just now getting around to making a report. I was able to get by on Tues night and Wed. Evening. The place was crowded when I arrived Tues at 9 but had thinned out by 11. Wed I arrived about 7 and stayed til about 830. There are lots of good looking girls, and I can't imagine someone not being able to find a girl whose looks/body type is not to their liking. The girls did need some encouragement to get topless, once on Tues the DJ even mentioned that, and politely implied that they might need to look elsewhere to work if they didn't take his advice. I found the "view" to be better at the end of the stage farthest from the door, almost as if the other end was a place to warm up. It was busy enough on Tues that I did not get any private dances. On Wed, I spent some time with a real cutie who has a sister and a cousin that work there also. Being my first time, I did not know what to expect, but had a very good session in the back, and was pleasantly surprised by the contact allowed, especially for the $12 dances. All in all, I found it very comparable with the mileage available at Kokomo's Hip-Hugger. I intend to return.
West Central
06-19-10, 20:33
It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head.
If I wrote that chapter, I would call it "Stuff that happens every week when you date 'those girls'.".
Chill Pill
06-19-10, 22:42
You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or something
One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it. Of course being old and a degenerate I probably have enough chapters already written to make a pretty decent size project, but after stories of the PoleKat, dead cats, and the stripper version of reverse mortgages and all the other stories that accompanied them here recently, and knowing that a number of you have great chapters in you also but just haven't contributed yet, I think it really should be a board collaborative. Why last night and this morning alone the material I got was priceless. It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head. All of this and only one question keeps dancing through my mind; how could any one in their right mind have any doubts what so ever why we love them so? All of this and it started with just having a beer with two very good friends, the club was dead, boring and rather inconsequential, at least until much later I hear.
So please, all good full length stories in chapter form, notify me and we will arrange to collect them,and for those not inclined to write so much or whose stories are great but short, say if they involve pet mortuaries and the like, we should have an entire section dedicated to vignettes, that would be short stories by those lucky enough to run away fast enough to keep the story, and the damage, short.
HandfulOfWheel
06-20-10, 07:26
You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or somethingI don't feel so bad now.
Thanks for cheering me up!
You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or something
Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.
HandfulOfWheel
06-21-10, 14:15
Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.I've eyed the new one lots of times, and complimented her on her fine physique, but I was amazed at the attention CP got from her compared to what I've gotten.
Chill Pill
06-21-10, 22:55
Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.
Oh my dear friend, you are so wrong. I only went to the amatuer contest last week and was only there for a bit. It pissed her off that I left but what do I care. All that other chit happened from March-April. That's when I finally started to get wise, yes I know it took some time but I've kicked that habit. The "new" one actually answers her phone, texts me back and actually has a brain that gets used. Wednesday nite is the big nite..............
BTW, on this whole strip club thing, Friday nite was capped off nicely by Lena in the couch area, HJ to completion. Amazing Ilapp, you'll like that one. Nicole could have used you that night also as she was struggling for cash, but I think she had it coming as that "mama" attitude was really coming out. Strange because she is usually pretty easy going.
Freckle Freak
06-22-10, 10:53
One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it.
God the chapters I could add from my past. Even recently some of the same drama as Ilapp has experienced.
Let's see, freckles, another redhead who again does not like giving BJ's, she wants to buy me dinner, pay for the hotel, take me to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, loan me money, give me free lap dances, tie me down while she and another stripper do each other and then do me, house sit for another stripper so we have a free place to go, cook me dinner, well it just goes on and on. I don't know if I can take all the drama. Can someone please help!
FF
PS Freckles tonight and maybe finally a BJ.
God the chapters I could add from my past. Even recently some of the same drama as Ilapp has experienced.
Let's see, freckles, another redhead who again does not like giving BJ's, she wants to buy me dinner, pay for the hotel, take me to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, loan me money, give me free lap dances, tie me down while she and another stripper do each other and then do me, house sit for another stripper so we have a free place to go, cook me dinner, well it just goes on and on. I don't know if I can take all the drama. Can someone please help!
FF
PS Freckles tonight and maybe finally a BJ.
I tried to keep her company and out of trouble after her trysts with the other stripper over the weekend, and even though someone told a friend of mine that she and I were dating- imagine that, me being confused with you, but alas, there is only one man enough for her. I put a twofer in the bank for you, not that you will need it. If it wasn't for the stripper golf outing Saturday I might have offered my company for Skynard though.
I've eyed the new one lots of times, and complimented her on her fine physique, but I was amazed at the attention CP got from her compared to what I've gotten.
I believe much like FF's friend, she prefers a more mature type of man-someday when you are old like us you will understand.LOL
Oh my dear friend, you are so wrong. I only went to the amatuer contest last week and was only there for a bit. It pissed her off that I left but what do I care. All that other chit happened from March-April. That's when I finally started to get wise, yes I know it took some time but I've kicked that habit. The "new" one actually answers her phone, texts me back and actually has a brain that gets used. Wednesday nite is the big nite..............
BTW, on this whole strip club thing, Friday nite was capped off nicely by Lena in the couch area, HJ to completion. Amazing Ilapp, you'll like that one. Nicole could have used you that night also as she was struggling for cash, but I think she had it coming as that "mama" attitude was really coming out. Strange because she is usually pretty easy going.
Yes Lena is right in my wheelhouse when it comes to what I find attractive, but last time I spoke to Nichole my phone was burning with her anger towards me, probably best I missed that opportunity, although surely she has forgiven/forgotten me by now. On the other hand, she is a favorite of Misty's from current and past times, she probably could have cheered her up properly had she been there. Then again, sometimes --most times- all is forgiven with cash. Let's see, if I remember your pet name for Nichole, seems like it had something to do with the term "turdcutter" didn't it?
Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!
The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.
I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.
PM is good.
Nos
I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.
I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.
Well done and much thanks!
Justguessing
06-23-10, 14:12
Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!
The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.
I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.
PM is good.
Nos
A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.
Just got home from BBF lot of new hot ones, couple try-outs.
Lena was up to form tonight.
Yummy
Chill Pill
06-23-10, 21:17
Jeez Mr. Ilapp, it would have been great to have been invited to your private party but I guess I don't deserve your company anymore. Being the lowlife, polekat loving person I am doesn't put me on your level anymore. If you ever decide to include me in your adventures there, let me know, I work sorta kinda close to there. It really wouldn't be a problem to see what you talking about. Maybe I can steer you clear of any potential future problems. BTW, at BBF tonight , Lena was looking good, I may have to go back and partake again. I had to behave myself since I was w/ the "new" one. I may be headed down the dusty trail again on this one..........
I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.
Paragraphs are sexy.
I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.
Freckle Freak
06-24-10, 07:59
I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there.
I decided to shorten your report to save on gigabytes.
I can tell when you are having a good time. Especially when the drool oozes out of your text messages as you describe the activities. My friend, the only thing I don't understand is there was not a single Asian in the club and yet the floor was wet when I arrived. I for one think the longer dark haired dancer on your right was the best in the club. She just seemed to have this "Come F**K me look". She even had freckles on her face, which I am sure you noticed. If you get some action from her, let me know, because she was hot! Sorry I couldn't stay longer but Chill was on his way to another club to meet me.
Sorry Chill, I should have directed you to Patty's because I was not much company because of later plans. I also feel bad because I lead you down the path of anticipation with a blond who only knows how to call everyone after they are in bed asleep. Hope I did not ruin your night.
FF
PS I had freckles for dinner, desert, breakfast and lunch.
Freckle Freak
06-24-10, 08:06
Paragraphs are sexy.
After 400 some odd posts, and some of them are very odd, you would understand by now, that he seldom uses paragraphs (difficult to do on a phone). We are just used to it. However his grammer is as good as Tonylove's!
FF
Paragraphs are sexy.
It is why I don't use them, last thing I want to do is get you all turned on, I get all the manlove I need. Actually at line 49, if you were to read my typed text as it still appears in my editing pane, I did have a paragraph break, a two space indentation also included on the first word, It, and that is how it still appears in my original text. Not sure why it doesn't appear in the published version. It could be that the report was so stupidly long that I exceeded allowable space and the only was to get it in was to tighten the dead spaces. Oh no, now it may seem sexy to you and what will we do. Maybe you ought to go check out a woman and report on that for a change.
To Chill: I apologize for not notifying you, it was an off the cuff event and I forgot you are a resident once again, was certainly surprised to have any company at all. And I apologize that the blonde from the other bar called me late, before she called you. Of course the fact that she just wanted the number of a girl she has the hots for should ease the pain, hmmm maybe she is a freak for freckles like some guys are too.
To FF: You are dead on, the little brunette who was on my right, who eventually decided curling up like a little puppy on me or wrapping herself around me completely after you left was how she wanted to spend the evening, was the keeper in my mind. And other body parts whole-heartedly agreed with her encouragement. Sometimes there is one that just does it for you, and for me it was her, even if her name is the same as a well-known ex, well sort of an ex, but not entirely I guess. By the way, she has freckles in lots more places too, and I hear the little cheerleader on my left thought you were a rather handsome man, you know, considering your age and all.
Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.
Well done and much thanks!
Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.
HandfulOfWheel
06-24-10, 15:17
Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.Even though a buddy of mine lived a couple blocks away years ago, I avoided that place. Then about 5 years ago, another buddy of mine dragged me in after a Colts game. The usual Heifers were there, but then I spied a tiny brunette with perfect B's and tight round butt. Wow! As best I could tell, she was running away on her way to Florida with her BF. She had been hitting clubs on the way to make enough for gas, food, and lodging. (I'm pretty sure they were escaping a deal gone south.) She said this was the only club close to the interstate that would allow her to work on short notice, and the other girls were getting jealous. So I got a few friendly dances and her digits for some fun later, sans BF. After that, I try to stop in now and then, but have never seen any other lookers. That must have been my only lucky night, and it sounds like you Ilapp had a lucky one too.
PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?
A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.Yes, that sounds fine with me. I like new places and things.
That has got me in trouble a time or two but hey, that's life!
Anyone going out tonight/tomorrow?
PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?[/QUOTE]
I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.
Sincerely,
Ipapp
Martin Dobro
06-26-10, 09:20
Rolling through from the East Coast, I had a few hours to spare - so I stopped into Patty's and had the best worst-strip-club experience I've ever had. The place is such a dive, and the girls know it's such a dive, but they keep a great attitude. At least the two who hung out with me did.
Sat at the bar and bought drinks, dinner (take out from some local place) and the occasional dollar "dance" with a skinny black girl and a heavier white girl. They figured out quickly that boobs in the face = a quick couple bucks with me, but they didn't push it. Every now and then I would like "um, could I bother you?" and so on.
Eventually, we decided that I needed a dance with the two of them in the back room. The place was deserted, so we had the whole space to ourselves. They took off their tops and settled in on either side of me. In pretty short order, my shirt was unbuttoned, and there followed six to eight songs (I tried to count, but lost it!) of the craziest free form groping, gasping, pile-of-bodies sexy action I've ever been part of. One would be chewing on my nipples, while the other was grinding on my lap - and then nipple girl would ... you get the idea. I don't write for Playboy. Lots of roaming hands and so on, but we stayed within the rules - the pants stayed on, no "real" extras. It was awesome. I even had the feeling that they were into it - which is the point.
Wound up tipping them each $60. No idea if that was high or low - but they seemed happy - and even if it was only six songs with two girls - that's a steal at upscale club prices.
It was exactly what I go to the clubs for. If you're looking for airbrushed models and attitude, avoid Patty's. If you want real girls, and you don't mind some grit, Patty's is for you.
TryinAgain2
06-27-10, 15:33
PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?
I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.
Sincerely,
Ipapp[/QUOTE]
Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p
TA2
HandfulOfWheel
06-27-10, 22:17
Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p
TA2Last but not least.
Stopped in the club at East and Lincoln tonight for the first time in about 6 months. Lots of turnover at these clubs I know but I didn't even recognize the bartender. Couple of nice lookers but no talent on the dance floor. Left after about an hour and headed to Ky Ave. Not any better. Talk about dead. Looks like it is time to bact to Brass Flamingo.
I made a visit to Brass Flamingo Tuesday evening..my first time there in a couple of years at least. The lineup of girls was pretty decent. I had several table dances from Cameron, Gabrielle, and Nadia. Cameron has worked there for 2-3 years and it showed as she massaged my package several times. Gabrielle has only been dancing for 6 weeks but she provided good contact. Nadia just started at Brass but has danced at Gold Club and Dancers. She was incredibly hot and gave some good dances.
Since it was my first visit in a long time it was my first experience with the dude collecting $2 per dance..I found that weird. The last time I visited the table dance area was where the enclosed booth area is now. I didn't see anyone ever go in the enclosed booth during the couple of hours I was there. Has anyone ever tried the closed off area? I was curious if the extra privacy is worth the additional cost. I guess the real question is are there cameras in the booth like there are in the normal VIP area?
I miss the days of the $50/30 minute VIP. $100/30 minutes seems a little steep to me.
BB
I made a visit to Brass Flamingo Tuesday evening. My first time there in a couple of years at least. The lineup of girls was pretty decent. I had several table dances from Cameron, Gabrielle, and Nadia. Cameron has worked there for 2-3 years and it showed as she massaged my package several times. Gabrielle has only been dancing for 6 weeks but she provided good contact. Nadia just started at Brass but has danced at Gold Club and Dancers. She was incredibly hot and gave some good dances.
Since it was my first visit in a long time it was my first experience with the dude collecting $2 per dance. I found that weird. The last time I visited the table dance area was where the enclosed booth area is now. I didn't see anyone ever go in the enclosed booth during the couple of hours I was there. Has anyone ever tried the closed off area? I was curious if the extra privacy is worth the additional cost. I guess the real question is are there cameras in the booth like there are in the normal VIP area?
I miss the days of the $50/30 minute VIP. $100/30 minutes seems a little steep to me.
BBI invested in the VIP a couple of weeks ago. Return on investment was not sterling. It was probably the entertainer (or me), but a lot of talk and reasons to "be right back. " There was only one other person in there during my time in the room, and from the overheard conversation, he was much happier than I was with the experience. My guess is that he was happy twice. I should have written a review at the time, but. I forgot the gal's name between there and the next time I was at my keyboard.
I saw no overt cameras there, but, given current technology, that doesn't really prove anything.
The quick and dirty: I was slightly entertained, but certainly not impressed. The other guy in the room, however.
Z
I invested in the VIP a couple of weeks ago. Return on investment was not sterling. It was probably the entertainer (or me), but a lot of talk and reasons to "be right back. " There was only one other person in there during my time in the room, and from the overheard conversation, he was much happier than I was with the experience. My guess is that he was happy twice. I should have written a review at the time, but. I forgot the gal's name between there and the next time I was at my keyboard.
I saw no overt cameras there, but, given current technology, that doesn't really prove anything.
The quick and dirty: I was slightly entertained, but certainly not impressed. The other guy in the room, however.
Z
You should have grabbed the other girl before she left the room
You should have grabbed the other girl before she left the roomAfter my time was up, my main goal was to shake my "friend" and get outa there.
Z
After my time was up, my main goal was to shake my "friend" and get outa there.
Z
There are definitely cameras in the normal VIP area ($100/30 min) although some of the more experienced girls know how to avoid them. I don't know if there are any cameras in the closed off area where the VIP is $200/30 min. $200 seems a little ridiculous but I suppose if there were no cameras it somehow might be worth it although doubt it.
West Central
07-04-10, 13:47
There are definitely cameras in the normal VIP area ($100/30 min) although some of the more experienced girls know how to avoid them. I don't know if there are any cameras in the closed off area where the VIP is $200/30 min. $200 seems a little ridiculous but I suppose if there were no cameras it somehow might be worth it although doubt it.
Not only are there cameras in the $100/30 room, but every time I have been in there since they raised it from $50/30, the house mom has been sitting on the center bench watching everything and there has been a waitress in yelling "COCKTAILS!!!" every 5 minutes or so.
Justguessing
07-05-10, 12:21
Against my better judgment tried a Friday Daytime visit here a couple of weeks ago. It had been more than a year since I had been here and all the dancers I knew had moved on but had seen some decent reports here.
A couple a of older dancers rubbed their right parts on you for a dollar tip at stage and promise good things. I tried one new dancer with one mercer couch dance and moved on. I won't be trying day shift again without a known name.
Any reason to try night shift?
Mr Popular
07-05-10, 13:44
July 5th 2010 - remember this date for one of my shortest and best reports ever.
My favorite club last night was dead, came with a friend. Met a known dancer in the private booth. Got a double blow job from them; then they rode me one after the other while they made out; then they rubbed bare pussies together while I sucked titties and they gave me a double HJ - it was unrestricted action with nobody minding the store. When I finished...well, let's just say they don't like messes! If there is a camera in there, either the lens fogged up - or it's up on PornTube already. 8 songs, about 30 minutes, $220. Took a shower this morning; will rinse and repeat!
If you want to know where and who the dancer was, PM me I'll spill.
Not only are there cameras in the $100/30 room, but every time I have been in there since they raised it from $50/30, the house mom has been sitting on the center bench watching everything and there has been a waitress in yelling "COCKTAILS!!!" every 5 minutes or so.
House mom in the room just plain sucks!
HandfulOfWheel
07-05-10, 22:21
Against my better judgment tried a Friday Daytime visit here a couple of weeks ago. It had been more than a year since I had been here and all the dancers I knew had moved on but had seen some decent reports here.
A couple a of older dancers rubbed their right parts on you for a dollar tip at stage and promise good things. I tried one new dancer with one mercer couch dance and moved on. I won't be trying day shift again without a known name.
Any reason to try night shift?I used to hang there pretty regular, mostly days. Had some friends there and got some action outside as well. Last year or two has been pretty slim during days. Nights are still party atmosphere, but pretty late, after 11pm or so.
July 5th 2010 - remember this date for one of my shortest and best reports ever.
My favorite club last night was dead, came with a friend. Met a known dancer in the private booth. Got a double blow job from them; then they rode me one after the other while they made out; then they rubbed bare pussies together while I sucked titties and they gave me a double HJ - it was unrestricted action with nobody minding the store. When I finished...well, let's just say they don't like messes! If there is a camera in there, either the lens fogged up - or it's up on PornTube already. 8 songs, about 30 minutes, $220. Took a shower this morning; will rinse and repeat!
If you want to know where and who the dancer was, PM me I'll spill.
Kind of sounds like you already spilled. It took me a minute because it wasn't clear the friend you came with was female until after the info about the BJ, was going to make me think twice when I get invited to go to a club with somebody. Great fun makes great reports.
Younguyyyy0011
07-06-10, 14:01
Which is a good club to maybe to lucky in the pvt lap dance?
Younguyyyy0011
07-06-10, 14:22
Can you maybe get a little extra at harem?
Mr Popular
07-06-10, 14:51
....It took me a minute because it wasn't clear the friend you came with was female until after the info about the BJ, was going to make me think twice when I get invited to go to a club with somebody.
LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female!
Hello all!
This Friday has been blessed beyond all other days for being honored as MY birthday. Normally, I celebrate this occasion with such lavish extravagances as;
1) Adding an extra shake when I conclude a lengthy piss
2) Opening a Cosmo in a checkout lane and reading exactly what will REALLY drive me wild...in bed.
3) 1 slice of Bella cheese pizza
4) I google myself and revel in my utter web absence
5) Prank call an Ex
This year though, I wanna pull out all the stops. I am considering TWO slices of pizza and actually listing my Ex's house for sale in the paper.
After all that, I also wanna go touch some boobies.
Which of our fair city's finest cultural enclaves of dramatic dance expression would any of you fine people recommend for a birthday boy?
I will certainly post the results of your advice next week.
HandfulOfWheel
07-06-10, 15:33
LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female!Good to know. From now on I'll be sure to say you are just an acquaintance of mine.
Freckle Freak
07-07-10, 10:17
Well a couple of friends went out last night and I was on vacation and couldn't attend. However from the text messages I could tell it was a good time. We shall see if they give a report, but here some summaries:
1. HH was kind of dead. Drama from Isis and a dance from a cute redhead who got turned on, but didn't make SJ's second choice rise to the occasion. Stars were not out last night for dinner so it slightly darkened the first part of the evening.
2. Next was BBF where they Chilled out and spent some a short time with a Wheel. Lost contact for a while, meaning some cute stripper was cashing in on some private dances. However two of our fellow mongers fell in love. Wow, I was surprised. A club full of hot strippers and they fall in love. Sounds like the little head presided over the big one.
3. BGC was next, I think, because someone mentioned Cherry(s) and she works there. Now this was interesting because it sounded like a group groping session, five girls and a couple of guys. Of course if you count all the personalities with Cherries presence it was actually eight girls. Yes I believe a good time was had by all because around midnight I lost all contact.
Guess we will have to wait for the details because I am only a sideline reporter.
FF
PS. No mention of any freckles at any time.
LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female!
I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.
HandfulOfWheel
07-07-10, 15:59
I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.Did you think they were trannies?
Went tonigh with a buddy and saw a Tina. Sat with us for a while and my friend went for a private dance and told me when he came back that I NEEDED to go for a dance. I did and enjoyed the rubbing and hands but the way he 'talked' I was expecting more. At least after we left and talked both of us have a better idea of what 'NEEDED' means to the other guy.
HandfulOfWheel
07-08-10, 09:39
Went tonigh with a buddy and saw a Tina. Sat with us for a while and my friend went for a private dance and told me when he came back that I NEEDED to go for a dance. I did and enjoyed the rubbing and hands but the way he 'talked' I was expecting more. At least after we left and talked both of us have a better idea of what 'NEEDED' means to the other guy.I was there with Scup, and ChillPill. I think Ilapp showed up after I left. Maybe you saw us between the boobies.
Perhaps you should enlighten us with what all she didn't offer (in code is fine.)
Theindianaguy
07-09-10, 13:19
Visited a few of the local establishments lately in the afternoon over the period of a couple of weeks. Brad's has seemed tired. Number of customers seems way down. The girls I talked to are really scratching around to the point where nearly all of them are going around doing dollar dances. That said, Brad's is still the king, what every other club would like to be.
Harem House seems steady. Isis brings drama but is sexy. The new Seduction is fun. Otherwise, the cast is about the same.
Babes East is looking up. Several sexy, new dancers there including a red head in her mid-thirties named Tiffany. Isis at Babes is also very hot.
Lastly, was pleasantly surprised with a visit to Classy Chassis. One of my favorites that left Babes ended up there and seems to be doing well. Lots of hot dancers, but maybe because they are new to me. Anyway, will make it a point to go back there.
Freckle Freak
07-09-10, 13:53
Here are some truths about strippers:
A strippers definition of a four year degree from a major college is: Year 1 University of Phoenix, Year 2 Brown Mackie College, Year 3 Harrison College, and finishing up Year 4 at Ivy Tech. This of course is only true if they can get their GED, spelled Genral Edukashun Digree.
The only good sex is makeup sex. This of course is after a fight with their boyfriend who hit her. The sex is so good because she realizes he truly does love her.
Strippers boyfriends are always looking for a job can’t find one, too busy to get one, but, they expect the stripper to pay for everything. This is true because they really love them and care about them.
They think all men who go to strip clubs are after one thing, free sex, yet they pay their boyfriends for sex by supporting them.
Always believe it when she tells you she hasn’t had sex for weeks and really needs to go to the VIP room and get some release. Of course she is multiple orgasmic and you can tell they are real. That’s the only reason she doesn’t want to stop.
If a stripper tells you she needs money for a car payment, sitter, rent, utilities, cell phone bill, their sick mother, to bury their pet or buy a new outfit, you should believe them, ask how much they need to get by, and give it to her. Of course this is only if she promises to meet you tomorrow, outside of work, so she can show you her appreciation for the loan.
While getting a private dance she whispers to you, “You are the only one who has ever turned me on this way in the back, so please keep going and don’t stop”. This is true unless of course you need to use the ATM.
After spending hours in the VIP room with the promise of their phone number, when you call the number, it has either been disconnected or it’s the local substance abuse hotline because it’s the only telephone number they know by heart.
Strippers girlfriends and managers are such liars. Her girlfriends at work tell you they are always talking to her on the phone. The manager said she just called in because she is running late. You know these are lies because she tells you about having trouble with her phone and that's why she hasn’t been getting your text messages, phone calls or voice mails.
She tells you she really is looking for someone to be a FWB. She wants to talk about this later after some dances in the VIP room. Afterwards she gives you her girlfriends number and tells you to make sure it’s ok with her.
Strippers are always single, never married or have boyfriends/girlfriends. This is why they are always willing to meet you outside the club.
You know you will have a good time in the VIP room when they come over and tell you “I promise you the best dance you have ever had in your life”.
You know it’s a sure thing in the VIP room when they tell you “How about a dance and I promise you a happy ending”.
Strippers never start any Drama; it’s sold to them when they buy strippers clothes.
FF
PS. Strippers with freckles never have the above problems.
Chill Pill
07-09-10, 23:08
I was there on Wed nite. Met w/ Rj, Mr. Popular, Scup and the always beautiful Misty. Had a great time w/ everyone. I left to do a VIP w/ my new playmate and while we were in the VIP, I noticed she didn't give me the attention she usually did on the regular couch dances. She told me that there are camera's everywhere and the have night vision. They are visible in the DJ booth and in the back where the dancers are. The dancers in the back watch the cameras as do the DJ's, The pictures are very bright and detailed according to her. She didn't want to be the source of entertainment for the one's watching. Yes, the house mom was always coming in as was the waitress. I won't be doing a VIP anymore. Later on after my girl left, Olivia as always was a fun time but if you want action on the couches, try Lena. Cute Filipino who will reach right in the shorts and make you very happy! BTW, IIlapp was supposed to show but he passed out on his couch from an exhausting week of playing. I understand you made up for it the next night buddy!
Chill Pill
07-09-10, 23:15
If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were sounding bitter. Are you sure you didn't take a page outta IIlapp's new book that I've contributed heavily too? Here I thought I was the only one who was told all of the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I will say though that I believe I have finally found a Jem amongst the PoleKats!
Here are some truths about strippers:
A strippers definition of a four year degree from a major college is: Year 1 University of Phoenix, Year 2 Brown Mackie College, Year 3 Harrison College, and finishing up Year 4 at Ivy Tech. This of course is only true if they can get their GED, spelled Genral Edukashun Digree.
The only good sex is makeup sex. This of course is after a fight with their boyfriend who hit her. The sex is so good because she realizes he truly does love her.
Strippers boyfriends are always looking for a job can’t find one, too busy to get one, but, they expect the stripper to pay for everything. This is true because they really love them and care about them.
They think all men who go to strip clubs are after one thing, free sex, yet they pay their boyfriends for sex by supporting them.
Always believe it when she tells you she hasn’t had sex for weeks and really needs to go to the VIP room and get some release. Of course she is multiple orgasmic and you can tell they are real. That’s the only reason she doesn’t want to stop.
If a stripper tells you she needs money for a car payment, sitter, rent, utilities, cell phone bill, their sick mother, to bury their pet or buy a new outfit, you should believe them, ask how much they need to get by, and give it to her. Of course this is only if she promises to meet you tomorrow, outside of work, so she can show you her appreciation for the loan.
While getting a private dance she whispers to you, “You are the only one who has ever turned me on this way in the back, so please keep going and don’t stop”. This is true unless of course you need to use the ATM.
After spending hours in the VIP room with the promise of their phone number, when you call the number, it has either been disconnected or it’s the local substance abuse hotline because it’s the only telephone number they know by heart.
Strippers girlfriends and managers are such liars. Her girlfriends at work tell you they are always talking to her on the phone. The manager said she just called in because she is running late. You know these are lies because she tells you about having trouble with her phone and that's why she hasn’t been getting your text messages, phone calls or voice mails.
She tells you she really is looking for someone to be a FWB. She wants to talk about this later after some dances in the VIP room. Afterwards she gives you her girlfriends number and tells you to make sure it’s ok with her.
Strippers are always single, never married or have boyfriends/girlfriends. This is why they are always willing to meet you outside the club.
You know you will have a good time in the VIP room when they come over and tell you “I promise you the best dance you have ever had in your life”.
You know it’s a sure thing in the VIP room when they tell you “How about a dance and I promise you a happy ending”.
Strippers never start any Drama; it’s sold to them when they buy strippers clothes.
FF
PS. Strippers with freckles never have the above problems.
I was there on Wed nite. Met w/ Rj, Mr. Popular, Scup and the always beautiful Misty. Had a great time w/ everyone. I left to do a VIP w/ my new playmate and while we were in the VIP, I noticed she didn't give me the attention she usually did on the regular couch dances. She told me that there are camera's everywhere and the have night vision. They are visible in the DJ booth and in the back where the dancers are. The dancers in the back watch the cameras as do the DJ's, The pictures are very bright and detailed according to her. She didn't want to be the source of entertainment for the one's watching. Yes, the house mom was always coming in as was the waitress. I won't be doing a VIP anymore. Later on after my girl left, Olivia as always was a fun time but if you want action on the couches, try Lena. Cute Filipino who will reach right in the shorts and make you very happy! BTW, IIlapp was supposed to show but he passed out on his couch from an exhausting week of playing. I understand you made up for it the next night buddy!
So often it is feast or famine isn't it. The week started with great promise, only to be let down mightily as if often the norm, and then beat up and chastised for thinking of it and derided for not reconnecting with one to get to know each other better so we can take our relationship to another place. OK, I did almost fall for the last one again. A little famine is good for the soul. Clears the mind. And in the clearing I found what mey be the gem of all gems, one so clear and bright I may have to be the one to put it back because I may just not be worthy to be trusted with it. Then of course, ran into an old(well not old at all) friend who had been trying to get me to come see her, not at the club, as we used to often do. The combination of missing me so badly, well I like to think that anyway, along with a situation that earlier that day put revenge at the top of her list, and I was the tool of the avenger. Ungodly cute, sweet , but over a couple of years has proven to be the biggest freak I have ever known, but she was on a mission. I lived but barely, when she left 20 hours later. Things I never knew I had in me, no no not that kind of in me, I didn't have to shout no to that like P, and after the first 6 hours or so, you quit worrying about recovery and you just do what you are told when you are told and shut up about it. Actually works really well that way. On the way home, between rounds two and three we stopped at another club for her to check it out, who knew dancers would get so jealous when you walk in with the hottest woman in the bar who may want to work there? Couple drinks, surprised that piece of shit bartender didn't kick us out for what she was doing to me, she said we were done there and needed to get alone quickly, somewhere with a lot of room. Quite the feast, but the week wasn't over until I had desert, a Payday candy bar. I never realized how sweet and tasty they were when served properly. A not new but recent friend then foe decided may be she loves me after all. OK, not love, but it's something. And then all three trying to come over at the same time, so I suspect the famine is on its way. Unfortunately in so many cases FF and P have hit the nail on the head, it is sad sometimes, and of course there are exceptions to every rule( or all 20 or 30 of them), I guess it makes sense why every so often need to leave this thread all together and work on a couple of others listed, but I always come back, hell, we all always come back don't we?
Played golf today in greenwood. Finished about 6 was heading home but some how my car made a turn at Southeastern ended up at BBF. Had a few beers and was joined by a freguent friend. The place was absolutely dead. I had changed into a pair of gym shorts, a very good idea before I got there. Ended up getting a HJ at MY table and just as I was ready, ended up with a BBBJCIM what a great side trip. I love this place.
HandfulOfWheel
07-10-10, 21:32
Played golf today in greenwood. Finished about 6 was heading home but some how my car made a turn at Southeastern ended up at BBF. Had a few beers and was joined by a freguent friend. The place was absolutely dead. I had changed into a pair of gym shorts, a very good idea before I got there. Ended up getting a HJ at MY table and just as I was ready, ended up with a BBBJCIM what a great side trip. I love this place.Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Give the man a cigar! You just hit the jackpot NG52, and you're gonna get a bunch of PM's now.
I almost forgot since I got a little busy this week and didn't stay in touch as I should have, but unless things changed there will be two cuties at Patty's today who turn 21 at midnite and plan to celebrate. I met a tall long lean hot one from BBF this week, named Sara, but not there. She got my attention when she walked up and wanted to know if I wanted to go play, told her I was already occupied, at which point she asked if I was sure, because she plays dirty. So dirty it got her fired at bbf. That's my kind of play, she was a day girl and not the incredibly hot girl next door Sarah on nights. Very hot very sweet and she doesn't play as dirty as the one I was waiting on, but then no one does. OK they do but they aren't as hot. And finally to note nothing is ever perfect, even the perfect gem may have a flawed setting. I have to go back and read FF and P's rules so I don't forget. I am trying to decide if they are to be the first chapter in the book or the last. By the way if any one wants to invest, I think I have a couple of hot idea that will makes us some serious money. One is a watch that will convert actual time into stripper time and vice-versa, so every one will be on the same page. Sounds simple but the engineering is damn near impossible. The other is a banking and money management system for dancers. A very very good friend who used to dance in another part of the country actually did this for a bunch of girls she worked with. Maybe smart money would not invest with me in this like they shouldn't with a bakery, I will just wind up eating all the profits.
Played golf today in greenwood. Finished about 6 was heading home but some how my car made a turn at Southeastern ended up at BBF. Had a few beers and was joined by a freguent friend. The place was absolutely dead. I had changed into a pair of gym shorts, a very good idea before I got there. Ended up getting a HJ at MY table and just as I was ready, ended up with a BBBJCIM what a great side trip. I love this place.
From what we are hearing, it seems that the worst service at BBF comes in the hundred dollar, so called VIP room. Next step up is the 12 dollar couch area. But to hit the jackpot, we should stick to the one dollar table dances.
I've been tempted to go commando with loose fitting gym shorts. But I have this mental image of getting one of the girls pissed off to the point that I get de-pantsed and I wind up chasing her through the club trying to get my shorts back. I don't mind being a part of the entertainment to an extent, but that would be beyond my limits. Chill, I think we had one pissed off enough to do it Wednesday night. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll chill out for Chill.
Freckle Freak
07-11-10, 18:20
I went to HH last week arrived around 5:30. Was finally able to get that dance with Isis, hot body, nice moles, a few freckles, and nipples a little large for my taste. Very erotic dance, but extras might be on the menu if I repeat. I saw a redhead that looked like she had freckles. Checked her out on stage and she did, cute with glasses, shoulder length hair. Was going to get a lap dance but once again Danielle wouldn’t leave me alone. Stayed after shift change to see if Fantasia would show up, she didn’t. Started talking to a regular I had ignored in the past. A redhead with big tits, freckles on the face and shoulders. This was a Page right out of my fantasies. She told me she likes to get freaky in the back. I said I’ve heard that one before. OK, I took the bait after providing her with several drinks. Guess baseball is back on my list. Only made it to third base with her but I was able to get my bat off. Got her digits and she promised me a home run if I called. Total pain for the evening, about $$ including drinks. I will have to go back and check out the dayshift redhead.
Chill it was good to see you again. Sorry I couldn’t go with you to BBF but I love my baseball game.
FF
PS. I checked out the redhead, with freckles, at Babes East on another day. I think she likes brothers better.
From what we are hearing, it seems that the worst service at BBF comes in the hundred dollar, so called VIP room. Next step up is the 12 dollar couch area. But to hit the jackpot, we should stick to the one dollar table dances.
I've been tempted to go commando with loose fitting gym shorts. But I have this mental image of getting one of the girls pissed off to the point that I get de-pantsed and I wind up chasing her through the club trying to get my shorts back. I don't mind being a part of the entertainment to an extent, but that would be beyond my limits. Chill, I think we had one pissed off enough to do it Wednesday night. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll chill out for Chill.I normally wear a pair of sweat pants with button fly openings commando style. Grey "Lands End" brand. Soft. Got them from Sears a while back. Very good investment. Easy access out and in. And you dont have to worry about the zipper teeth causing injury. LOL.
West Central
07-11-10, 21:27
I have to go back and read FF and P's rules so I don't forget. I am trying to decide if they are to be the first chapter in the book or the last.
The rules are definitely a summary... tell all of our idiotic stories, and then wrap up with the rules. Also include a wallet card with the rules. One can never have enough wallet cards.
Indyporthos
07-11-10, 22:33
Hello, Gents!
This is my first post on this board, but I have followed you all for a long time. Figured its finally time that I put my portly prose to work.
Had occasion for a night out, which is a rarity, and happened upon HH around shift change time and beyond. I was by myself this night, and without my companions, who expect me to be the life of the party, I tended to sit in the background and watch. After a while, I was approached by a very cute and attractive MILF type named H****. I have been around long enough to know that the stories about the and the cousins are true, but hadn't heard much about H. She gave a dollar dance to die for and asked if I wanted more. Ummm, yeah! So we headed to the back and got quite a ride. Her a$$ is spectacular and she knows how to use it. She is especially effective in using her nice tits to massage the most sensitive of areas. During the peak of grinding, I have no doubt that she finished before I did. After 3 songs, me and my trusty sword, "Balizarde" were ready for the final battle, but alas she was spent and her time was up. Next time, as we have unfinished business.
All for one and one for all.
Chill Pill
07-11-10, 23:26
I went to HH last week arrived around 5:30. Was finally able to get that dance with Isis, hot body, nice moles, a few freckles, and nipples a little large for my taste. Very erotic dance, but extras might be on the menu if I repeat. I saw a redhead that looked like she had freckles. Checked her out on stage and she did, cute with glasses, shoulder length hair. Was going to get a lap dance but once again Danielle wouldn’t leave me alone. Stayed after shift change to see if Fantasia would show up, she didn’t. Started talking to a regular I had ignored in the past. A redhead with big tits, freckles on the face and shoulders. This was a Page right out of my fantasies. She told me she likes to get freaky in the back. I said I’ve heard that one before. OK, I took the bait after providing her with several drinks. Guess baseball is back on my list. Only made it to third base with her but I was able to get my bat off. Got her digits and she promised me a home run if I called. Total pain for the evening, about $$ including drinks. I will have to go back and check out the dayshift redhead.
Chill it was good to see you again. Sorry I couldn’t go with you to BBF but I love my baseball game.
FF
PS. I checked out the redhead, with freckles, at Babes East on another day. I think she likes brothers better.
Oh my freckled friend....sounds like I need to come back to the HH w/ you again for a doubleheader as it's been quite a few months since I was there before last week w/ you. Ya, I guess I didn't know what I was missing by leaving you in to pinch hit for me. Next time I'll be the designated hitter. I had to get to BBF as the new one was calling and need a cleanup hitter of her own. Maybe next time I'll tell her it was a rain delay and I'll see her later. We could clean up the playing field together. LOL
TryinAgain2
07-12-10, 01:11
Place was packed. Got a long private from a really hot, young one, that indicated some potential for outside play after I needled her a bit. Got a number, haven't confirmed it yet (what are the odds, really?) and don't have any idea what the investment will be, but if the stars align, maybe, just maybe, I can actually contribute to pay back some of the Seniors who've turned me on to some good ones here. No names yet, so don't ask, but I will say she's far hotter than anyone I've seen locally yet. By a mile. We'll see if it comes to fruition and if the performance can match the looks.
TA2
From what we are hearing, it seems that the worst service at BBF comes in the hundred dollar, so called VIP room. Next step up is the 12 dollar couch area. But to hit the jackpot, we should stick to the one dollar table dances.
I've been tempted to go commando with loose fitting gym shorts. But I have this mental image of getting one of the girls pissed off to the point that I get de-pantsed and I wind up chasing her through the club trying to get my shorts back. I don't mind being a part of the entertainment to an extent, but that would be beyond my limits. Chill, I think we had one pissed off enough to do it Wednesday night. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll chill out for Chill.
Ahh Scup you know I love you, but you are even as old and -well shall we say, less than skinny as I am, all right- I admit it, I didn't get to be the de-facto Pres of the old, fat, bald perverts because I am anything but. Hey, I get much older, maybe the curtains will match the drapes once again , except this time the color won't be black, but bald,(justglad it was the top that went first.) Any,way, I just didn't need the visual of you, or I, running thru a club depantsed. That is why I always wear nothing but sweat pants, even in the heat of summer, harder to get off my ankles.
Been in BBF a few times over the past weeks and reguarly see La*** and De***. Both usually give pretty good dances, but they have been tamer recently. I asked why and they said only a hand full of girls are getting the dances now because they are more agressive, tried to get them to tell me more but no luck.
They give a hint, but looking for more info.
BTW, have recently seen the new blone (big fake tits, shorter) can't remember her name but gave a decent dance. No extra from what I can tell. Gave me the same line as the two above
I stopped in for my almost always two for Tuesday visit for the late afternoon into the first hour or three of the shift change. Nothing seems to have changed much, that is kind of good and kind of bad. It is still the pretty good fun, everybody knows your name kind of place, but the talent. although fun, is getting rather stale. Pretty much the same cast, the "newer" girls have been there long enough to not seem new any more, the newest girls are girls I knew well years ago it seems all of a sudden. The service, well, hard to call it that, doesn't get any better. I used to spend a lot of time at the bar because it seemed like a place to talk without the hustle in the old days, but I long since moved to the far end of the room to stay away from prying eyes and to keep my back to a wall, good for a couple of reasons, but I may have to move back to the bar or give up drinking there. Ive hit Babe's a couple of times lately and starting to think that may be once again the better option, at least some turnover, and no deals to be had but PT's seems to once again be the best on the Pike on a couple of levels. Old,Fat and Bald maybe what I am, but it is far from what I want to go see.OK,OK, none of them are bald.
HandfulOfWheel
07-14-10, 12:28
I stopped in for my almost always two for Tuesday visit for the late afternoon into the first hour or three of the shift change. Nothing seems to have changed much, that is kind of good and kind of bad. It is still the pretty good fun, everybody knows your name kind of place, but the talent. although fun, is getting rather stale. Pretty much the same cast, the "newer" girls have been there long enough to not seem new any more, the newest girls are girls I knew well years ago it seems all of a sudden. The service, well, hard to call it that, doesn't get any better. I used to spend a lot of time at the bar because it seemed like a place to talk without the hustle in the old days, but I long since moved to the far end of the room to stay away from prying eyes and to keep my back to a wall, good for a couple of reasons, but I may have to move back to the bar or give up drinking there. Ive hit Babe's a couple of times lately and starting to think that may be once again the better option, at least some turnover, and no deals to be had but PT's seems to once again be the best on the Pike on a couple of levels. Old,Fat and Bald maybe what I am, but it is far from what I want to go see.OK,OK, none of them are bald.But I like a bald cooter.
Freckle Freak
07-15-10, 09:10
I stopped in for my almost always two for Tuesday visit for the late afternoon into the first hour or three of the shift change. Nothing seems to have changed much, that is kind of good and kind of bad. It is still the pretty good fun, everybody knows your name kind of place, but the talent. although fun, is getting rather stale.
I tried to get you to come with me on Monday to Patty's. Remember the dayshift cheerleader, brunette we met there a couple of weeks ago? Well she still thinks I am cute. Damn she's younger than my daughter! She stayed over a little on nightshift so we could enjoy each other in the back.
Beer was not stale like it has been getting at the two for three club. Next time take me up on my invite and join me for a cold one.
FF
PS. Yes she has freckles!
Chill Pill
07-19-10, 23:58
Had a chance to stop by the Harem House this afternoon for a bit. Place was dead, and to think after your previous baseball game, FF, I expected more. Not sure if I'll be back again soon. Maybe I should have went on Tuesday. I think it's time for a board meeting again somewhere.....any suggestions?
I tried to get you to come with me on Monday to Patty's. Remember the dayshift cheerleader, brunette we met there a couple of weeks ago? Well she still thinks I am cute. Damn she's younger than my daughter! She stayed over a little on nightshift so we could enjoy each other in the back.
Beer was not stale like it has been getting at the two for three club. Next time take me up on my invite and join me for a cold one.
FF
PS. Yes she has freckles!
Had a chance to stop by the Harem House this afternoon for a bit. Place was dead, and to think after your previous baseball game, FF, I expected more. Not sure if I'll be back again soon. Maybe I should have went on Tuesday. I think it's time for a board meeting again somewhere.....any suggestions?
I wound up spending my after work hours at the Brass on Monday, it was really dead too. I suspect I will be in my usual Tuesday seat in the back at HH this afternoon if you stop in.
Freckle Freak
07-20-10, 17:57
Had a chance to stop by the Harem House this afternoon for a bit. Place was dead, and to think after your previous baseball game, FF, I expected more. Not sure if I'll be back again soon. Maybe I should have went on Tuesday. I think it's time for a board meeting again somewhere.....any suggestions?
I stopped by, but left around 5:00. Why didn't you let me know you were coming. I could have used your help, Danielle rounded me up again. Didn't get to see anyone else. Not sure I'm going back for a while, tired of Danielle always taking up my time.
FF
PS. Nice time with my freckled redhead at Zeus last night. Great way to start off the week.
West Central
07-21-10, 03:10
Was heading back into town via I-74 and stopped in some old haunts. Hadn't been out and about for several weeks so I was hoping to get lucky. For those of you who travel out that way, the Play Pen in Danville still appears to be closed permanently, and the Touch of Class in Crawfordsville is still a waste of the $3 cover charge. I'll report back if either fact changes.
I've been avoiding the Gold Club and Babes West lately based on my recent experiences there. Thought about checking out Patty's after reading all the recent raves, and to see if Denise was still tending the bar. Always wanted to get her up on stage (or backstage).
Decided on Dancer's instead as it was closer to my destination. It's still overpriced and not a lot of play in the later hours, I'll wait for the lunch specials to visit again. Lots of bolt-ons and painted faces and sta-puft lips, which really isn't my cup of tea. A nice natural slender brunette hottie named (Jade?) made the time tolerable, but didn't offer extras.
Then what to my wandering eyes did appear, but Claude and Annie's at Girls School and Morris St, one of my favorite bars of all time. They stack the hotties deep in this joint, and this night was no exception. Made friends with a 35-ish non-pro and gave her a ride home, where she gave me a ride to write home about.
Total Cost:
Play Pen, 0
Touch of Class, .13
Dancers, $
Claude & Annie's, .6
p.s. For those of you looking to salvage a night of SC failure at the local bars, look for karaoke nights. It tends to bring out the ladies in droves and they stay longer and drink more.
Chill Pill
07-21-10, 22:35
Titties and Beer, only Rodney Carrington said it better. Another great evening w/ Handfullofwheel and TonyLove @ BBF. Couldn't turn down an invite to see the gorgeous ladies, tip a few beers and tip a lot of beautiful ladies. Saw a lot of new ones most of which I can't remember their names. Spent a lot of time w/ my ATF on my lap and that makes me very happy. Names that do stand out, Lexi, Amay(used to dance at Babes), Amaya?, Zoya, Heidi (takeout available), Lena(a classic "hands on experience") and the always cute Kelly and her cousin. Almost felt like a family reunion w/ the cousin thing. Several times HFW and Tony literally crawled to the stage in delight while I even managed to get on my old decrepit knees on top of the stage table and dance like the idiot I am. Sort like shades of several weeks ago when I put on Olivia's ghetto shorts and gave her a lap dance. I even got tipped 7 bucks for that. Of course being the chivalrous man that I am I gave Olivia the money. He, he. A trip to the Hip Hugger was discussed and the motion passed unamamously.
Chill Pill
07-21-10, 22:40
I stopped by, but left around 5:00. Why didn't you let me know you were coming. I could have used your help, Danielle rounded me up again. Didn't get to see anyone else. Not sure I'm going back for a while, tired of Danielle always taking up my time.
FF
PS. Nice time with my freckled redhead at Zeus last night. Great way to start off the week.
Thought you gave up on that one when we were there way back when! I think we both need therapy. If I remember correctly, you got up and said "I'm done wasting my time on her". I've had way too many experiences like that, more than I can remember!
Theindianaguy
07-22-10, 13:12
I stopped by, but left around 5:00. Why didn't you let me know you were coming. I could have used your help, Danielle rounded me up again. Didn't get to see anyone else. Not sure I'm going back for a while, tired of Danielle always taking up my time.
FF
PS. Nice time with my freckled redhead at Zeus last night. Great way to start off the week.
I kind of had the same problem. One of the girls at HH plops herself down at the table as soon as I get there. Last time though, I bought her a drink and said no privates today, I want to see Tina. She went away mad, but at least she went away.
Tonylove465
07-22-10, 13:55
Titties and Beer, only Rodney Carrington said it better. Another great evening w/ Handfullofwheel and TonyLove at BBF. Couldn't turn down an invite to see the gorgeous ladies, tip a few beers and tip a lot of beautiful ladies. Saw a lot of new ones most of which I can't remember their names. Spent a lot of time w/ my ATF on my lap and that makes me very happy. Names that do stand out, Lexi, Amay(used to dance at Babes), Amaya?, Zoya, Heidi (takeout available), Lena(a classic "hands on experience") and the always cute Kelly and her cousin. Almost felt like a family reunion w/ the cousin thing. Several times HFW and Tony literally crawled to the stage in delight while I even managed to get on my old decrepit knees on top of the stage table and dance like the idiot I am. Sort like shades of several weeks ago when I put on Olivia's ghetto shorts and gave her a lap dance. I even got tipped 7 bucks for that. Of course being the chivalrous man that I am I gave Olivia the money. He, he. A trip to the Hip Hugger was discussed and the motion passed unamamously.hooked up with HOW and Chill. I had met Chill before, but hadn't really spent much time talking. Again, Chill thanks for the beer. The beer was cold and the ladies hot. Talent was a little off the norm. But the three of us made a good time of it. I had to cut out early. Kelly, what a knock-out! Hip Hugger it is. Anyone interested?
Titties and Beer, only Rodney Carrington said it better. Another great evening w/ Handfullofwheel and TonyLove @ BBF. Couldn't turn down an invite to see the gorgeous ladies, tip a few beers and tip a lot of beautiful ladies. Saw a lot of new ones most of which I can't remember their names. Spent a lot of time w/ my ATF on my lap and that makes me very happy. Names that do stand out, Lexi, Amay(used to dance at Babes), Amaya?, Zoya, Heidi (takeout available), Lena(a classic "hands on experience") and the always cute Kelly and her cousin. Almost felt like a family reunion w/ the cousin thing. Several times HFW and Tony literally crawled to the stage in delight while I even managed to get on my old decrepit knees on top of the stage table and dance like the idiot I am. Sort like shades of several weeks ago when I put on Olivia's ghetto shorts and gave her a lap dance. I even got tipped 7 bucks for that. Of course being the chivalrous man that I am I gave Olivia the money. He, he. A trip to the Hip Hugger was discussed and the motion passed unamamously.I was there early around 3pm and the place was empty except for lots of fine young ladies.
Thank you brickyard fans!
Justguessing
07-22-10, 15:50
hooked up with HOW and Chill. ... Hip Hugger it is. Anyone interested?
Yes, I've been thinking about getting up there for a couple of months. And now thigs in my house selling life have calmed down enough to get time to go.
HandfulOfWheel
07-22-10, 19:06
hooked up with HOW and Chill. I had met Chill before, but hadn't really spent much time talking. Again, Chill thanks for the beer. The beer was cold and the ladies hot. Talent was a little off the norm. But the three of us made a good time of it. I had to cut out early. Kelly, what a knock-out! Hip Hugger it is. Anyone interested?Congrats on the Sr. status!
Chill Pill
07-23-10, 00:17
Hey, all you guys that text me, I'm not sure how long my phone will be out but it will be out for maybe 24 hours. Went to the concert w/ friends and family tonight and made the stupid mistake of laying my cellphone in the grass. Needless to say it got damp and won't turn on. Hopefully it will dry out by tomorrow. Been blowing it w/ the hairdryer so far no luck. Concerts are great to go to, lots of hot women as you probably know, even greater when you have a hottie beside you like I've done allready. Had to behave myself w/ family around althought I asked the "New" one to go and she had to work tonight but were going to see one together in a month. FYI CSNY and Jackson Browne at White River in another month. Might be interesting to take the girl of you choice to.
Chill Pill
07-23-10, 00:20
Had a Great time w/ ya and the legend! LOL Yup the other HH sounds like a great road trip some night! Maybe we can do it like the road trip in Animal House!
hooked up with HOW and Chill. I had met Chill before, but hadn't really spent much time talking. Again, Chill thanks for the beer. The beer was cold and the ladies hot. Talent was a little off the norm. But the three of us made a good time of it. I had to cut out early. Kelly, what a knock-out! Hip Hugger it is. Anyone interested?
Had a Great time w/ ya and the legend! LOL Yup the other HH sounds like a great road trip some night! Maybe we can do it like the road trip in Animal House!
Sounds good to me.
HandfulOfWheel
07-23-10, 09:43
Maybe we can do it like the road trip in Animal House!Does that mean we have to leave our girls at the bar with a bunch of big black dudes?
Justguessing
07-24-10, 00:43
Does that mean we have to leave our girls at the bar with a bunch of big black dudes?
Not at the HipHugger if rumor is correct. More likely big White Dudes at bar.
Actually, there usually aren't too many dudes of any kind at the bar. Most are in the chairs getting aggressive lap dances. LOL.
(I would recommend wearing dark colored pants)
Chill Pill
07-24-10, 21:20
QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel]Does that mean we have to leave our girls at the bar with a bunch of big black dudes?[/QUOTE]
Yea man with a bunch of dudes named Otis Day and the Nights. And a stoned Donald Sutherland or in this case a guy named IIlapp
HandfulOfWheel
07-25-10, 10:39
Does that mean we have to leave our girls at the bar with a bunch of big black dudes?Yea man with a bunch of dudes named Otis Day and the Nights. And a stoned Donald Sutherland or in this case a guy named IIlapp
I think the other two missed the reference.
HandfulOfWheel
07-26-10, 07:49
So, after spending a couple hours at BBF Friday, I expected to see some commentary of activities after I left. TonyLove, ChillPill, Ilapp, Scup, JohnnyZ and I all went to celebrate Tony's new found Senior Status. Invited a few others, but nobody else could break free. I left just after 6pm. Surely some of you got some stories to tell.
I think the other two missed the reference.
if we dance witch yo dates? A line I will never forget, had a real life doppleganger event going up to The Roof Ballroom one time and the two guys I was with and our dates rolled on the floor of the elevator laughing, we started singing " a little bit louder now" all the way into the street.
Tonylove465
07-26-10, 13:26
Had a Great time w/ ya and the legend! LOL Yup the other HH sounds like a great road trip some night! Maybe we can do it like the road trip in Animal House!Ilapp, Zjohnny, HOW, Chill, Scup and myself. Good turnout last Friday. I enjoyed myself. Wish I could have stayed longer to see the night shift. Definitely the best display of "day-shifters" in town. Look forward to next week "road trip". We can all pile into my parents Caddie. Maybe pickup Fawn Lebowitz on the way.
Chill Pill
07-26-10, 15:59
Items discussed at the Friday board meeting @ BBF
1 Time and date of next Meeting@ Hip Hugger. 1st Wed or Thurs in Aug
2 Whether L n B really do duo's and the benefits therein
3 The benefits of chair hopping and its implications
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
5 The benefits of Senior status and its impact on Tony's life
6 Does. ILAPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
8 How did HFWs encounter w a previous OTC prospect really go
9 Scup and JohnnyZs OTC potential w Heidi and other possibilities
If I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC
So, after spending a couple hours at BBF Friday, I expected to see some commentary of activities after I left. TonyLove, ChillPill, Ilapp, Scup, JohnnyZ and I all went to celebrate Tony's new found Senior Status. Invited a few others, but nobody else could break free. I left just after 6pm. Surely some of you got some stories to tell.
HandfulOfWheel
07-26-10, 17:43
... for the report Chill. I'll report on #8 in a few weeks.
Items discussed at the Friday boardmeeting @ BBF
1 Time and date of next Meeting@ Hip Hugger. 1st Wed or Thurs in Aug
2 Whether L n B really do duo's and the benefits therein
3 The benifits of chairhopping and its implications
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
5 The benifits of Senior status and its impact on Tonys life
6 Does. IILaPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
8 How did HFW s encounter w a previous OTC prospect really go
9 Scup and JohnnyZs OTC potential w Heidi and other possibilities
Of I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC
Ilapp, Zjohnny, HOW, Chill, Scup and myself. Good turnout last Friday. I enjoyed myself. Wish I could have stayed longer to see the night shift. Definitely the best display of "day-shifters" in town. Look forward to next week "road trip". We can all pile into my parents Caddie. Maybe pickup Fawn Lebowitz on the way.
I want Fawn Liebowitz' roommate. Always have.
Wannabe "Friend of Heidi" - JZ
Items discussed at the Friday boardmeeting @ BBF
1 Time and date of next Meeting@ Hip Hugger. 1st Wed or Thurs in Aug
2 Whether L n B really do duo's and the benefits therein
3 The benifits of chairhopping and its implications
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
5 The benifits of Senior status and its impact on Tonys life
6 Does. IILaPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
8 How did HFW s encounter w a previous OTC prospect really go
9 Scup and JohnnyZs OTC potential w Heidi and other possibilities
Of I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC
and Only rarely, it is just infatuation, otherwise, the answer appears to be yes.
I think the other two missed the reference.
Nope, got it... that was and still is one of my favorite movies.
Freckle Freak
07-27-10, 13:52
Items discussed at the Friday board meeting @ BBF
6 Does. ILAPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
If I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC
Ok, you all have a meeting without me and then start speculating about me and what you think is an infatuation with underlying issues! Chill you owe me a beer for bringing up this subject. I know it was you! Yes there are underlying issues and I will explain.
In college, I met a hairdresser who took me to bed and for the ride of my life. She taught me things I did not know even existed. She was a blond. Each time we were finished I saw spots before my eyes. Spots on her chest, shoulders, back, ass, legs, p***Y, all but her face. She told me the spots I was seeing were angle kisses from aphrodite. From that day on, I have always been looking for those angle kisses. I search for the same type of experience to be f****d to the point of seeing spots. I have never been able to achieve that same level of total sexual release.
Ok so now you know the underlying story. The truth. Are you all happy now!
Besides I didn't see anything written about you Chill and the way you always fall in love. Well at least financially. Must be nice to be the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC. That way you don't have to report on yourself.
Ilapp only falls in momentary lust. He has met his true love and yet he still has not bed the beauty. Now if her taking her on a vacation was like a trip to Paris then he wouldn't have left the bedroom yet. Maybe he doesn't want to be dissapointed.
FF
PS. Oh forgot to tell you. She always blindfolded me before we got undressed and only took it off at the end of sex. A friend later told me she was covered in freckles. Hey do you think those were the spots I was seeing?
Ok, you all have a meeting without me and then start speculating about me and what you think is an infatuation with underlying issues! Chill you owe me a beer for bringing up this subject. I know it was you! Yes there are underlying issues and I will explain.
In college, I met a hairdresser who took me to bed and for the ride of my life. She taught me things I did not know even existed. She was a blond. Each time we were finished I saw spots before my eyes. Spots on her chest, shoulders, back, ass, legs, p***Y, all but her face. She told me the spots I was seeing were angle kisses from aphrodite. From that day on, I have always been looking for those angle kisses. I search for the same type of experience to be f****d to the point of seeing spots. I have never been able to achieve that same level of total sexual release.
Ok so now you know the underlying story. The truth. Are you all happy now!
Besides I didn't see anything written about you Chill and the way you always fall in love. Well at least financially. Must be nice to be the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC. That way you don't have to report on yourself.
Ilapp only falls in momentary lust. He has met his true love and yet he still has not bed the beauty. Now if her taking her on a vacation was like a trip to Paris then he wouldn't have left the bedroom yet. Maybe he doesn't want to be dissapointed.
FF
PS. Oh forgot to tell you. She always blindfolded me before we got undressed and only took it off at the end of sex. A friend later told me she was covered in freckles. Hey do you think those were the spots I was seeing?
Actually my friend, maybe I didn't want her to be disappointed. But rest assured, that issue has now been addressed, never the same once one falls off of the pedestal though is it. Reality can be harsh-----but fun.
Funny, my first big post college experience was with a hairdresser too, red hair, freckles, big ones, head to toe, carpet matched the drapes, and in those days shag was the style you'll remember. Woman turned me every which way but loose and so much more than any young one ever had, this one was 15 years older than I. Still the best ever had. Stayed "friends" for years, was my insurance agent for a while in later years. I ran into her working in a jewelry store few years back, had to look at the name tag then look again because wasn't sure and didn't believe. Remember, I am now old, and she has me by 15years. It was so sad to think that the most incredible body and the hottest piece of ass I ever had to this day, was now a little old woman in her 70's. But I looked at her long and hard before I said hello, and I couldn't help but wonder if she still wouldn't burn me up, and I visualized it in present day tense, and I was all in for it, except the one memory of cracking mirrors with her head and an oft used dresser that collapsed under the stress one day, and I wondered how many broken hips we would have today if we could do it again. And I didn't care, it was that good.
Freckle Freak
07-27-10, 17:21
I was all in for it, except the one memory of cracking mirrors with her head and an oft used dresser that collapsed under the stress one day
*****, I knew it. You had her first. I met the same woman, but the first time I met her she was my neighbor and asked come over and help fix a broken dresser and clean up a mirror that broke. The next day she showed me her gratitude in the bedroom. Shit another Ilapp NON-virgin. You beat me again and I didn't even know it until now. Damn you.
FF
PS. Well I guess I owe you for the first ride on a freckled Harley.
Chill Pill
07-27-10, 18:32
Lol, actually it was never discussed, it was something I made up to tickle your fancy as the self proclaimed Secretary of the TOFBPC. You know I couldn't post anything about a board meeting w/ out thinking of you my friend. Didn't want you to feel left out and Yes, I will gladly buy you that beer. Hope you can make it to the Hip Hugger next week! As for me not saying anything about my own underlying issues w/ strippers, I cannot leave myself out as I am NOT blameless. Read item #4....
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
You know I have issues w/ a girl next door type of stripper, stealmyhearttakemeawayandfurckmeandthenbreakmyheart issues. Hopefully by admitting my weakness, I'll be one step closer to a cure! NOT!
Ok, you all have a meeting without me and then start speculating about me and what you think is an infatuation with underlying issues! Chill you owe me a beer for bringing up this subject. I know it was you! Yes there are underlying issues and I will explain.
In college, I met a hairdresser who took me to bed and for the ride of my life. She taught me things I did not know even existed. She was a blond. Each time we were finished I saw spots before my eyes. Spots on her chest, shoulders, back, ass, legs, p***Y, all but her face. She told me the spots I was seeing were angle kisses from aphrodite. From that day on, I have always been looking for those angle kisses. I search for the same type of experience to be f****d to the point of seeing spots. I have never been able to achieve that same level of total sexual release.
Ok so now you know the underlying story. The truth. Are you all happy now!
Besides I didn't see anything written about you Chill and the way you always fall in love. Well at least financially. Must be nice to be the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC. That way you don't have to report on yourself.
Ilapp only falls in momentary lust. He has met his true love and yet he still has not bed the beauty. Now if her taking her on a vacation was like a trip to Paris then he wouldn't have left the bedroom yet. Maybe he doesn't want to be dissapointed.
FF
PS. Oh forgot to tell you. She always blindfolded me before we got undressed and only took it off at the end of sex. A friend later told me she was covered in freckles. Hey do you think those were the spots I was seeing?
Lol, actually it was never discussed, it was something I made up to tickle your fancy as the self proclaimed Secretary of the TOFBPC. You know I couldn't post anything about a board meeting w/ out thinking of you my friend. Didn't want you to feel left out and Yes, I will gladly buy you that beer. Hope you can make it to the Hip Hugger next week! As for me not saying anything about my own underlying issues w/ strippers, I cannot leave myself out as I am NOT blameless. Read item #4....
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
You know I have issues w/ a girl next door type of stripper, stealmyhearttakemeawayandfurckmeandthenbreakmyheart issues. Hopefully by admitting my weakness, I'll be one step closer to a cure! NOT!
My name is Bob, and I have a problem. I am a stripperholic, but with a program and the help and strength of others like you with the same problem, we can get better. But make no mistake, there is no cure.
My name is Bob, and I have a problem. I am a stripperholic, but with a program and the help and strength of others like you with the same problem, we can get better. But make no mistake, there is no cure.
Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really
Chill Pill
07-28-10, 19:36
Having trouble w/ the 2nd step of the stripper rehab program, I ventured out to Dancers on a solo mission to meet another potential new friend recommended to me by a friend. Got there @ 10:30 and ordered an ice cold mug of Amber Bock. This young lady was texting me from the dressing room while I was warding off the encircling plethora of lovely ladies vying for my money and attention. Lots of really cute young girls, some I recognized from BBF. Yes Ilapp, the cute Thai girl WAS for real. Anyhow, but what do my wandering eyes do appear but a beautiful blend of Puerto Rican and Caucasian w/ dreamy eyes plops her lovely arse onto my lap and I knew I was having a serious relapse. We chatted a bit and I partook of the lap dance area. True to form, we both wanted more but their strict no touch policy prevented me from caressing those succulent young breasts. However she did find that riding the "shooter" was excellent in her opinion. Take in in the VIP was offered but after consideration I said no due to the fact that my raincoat was left at home due to the hot weather. Takeout was discussed and then agreed upon but however after arriving home and briefly passing out I had to pass due to a rough day of traveling and the heat. We shall meet again, and soon...........
Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really
Justaguyforu
07-28-10, 23:33
Having trouble w/ the 2nd step of the stripper rehab program, I ventured out to Dancers on a solo mission to meet another potential new friend recommended to me by a friend. Got there at 10: 30 and ordered an ice cold mug of Amber Bock. This young lady was texting me from the dressing room while I was warding off the encircling plethora of lovely ladies vying for my money and attention. Lots of really cute young girls, some I recognized from BBF. Yes Ilapp, the cute Thai girl WAS for real. Anyhow, but what do my wandering eyes do appear but a beautiful blend of Puerto Rican and Caucasian w/ dreamy eyes plops her lovely arse onto my lap and I knew I was having a serious relapse. We chatted a bit and I partook of the lap dance area. True to form, we both wanted more but their strict no touch policy prevented me from caressing those succulent young breasts. However she did find that riding the "shooter" was excellent in her opinion. Take in in the VIP was offered but after consideration I said no due to the fact that my raincoat was left at home due to the hot weather. Takeout was discussed and then agreed upon but however after arriving home and briefly passing out I had to pass due to a rough day of traveling and the heat. We shall meet again, and soon.Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Justguessing
07-29-10, 14:14
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Hmm I'm not sure anybody here realized that. Perhaps skimming the forum and ready the proposed book notes might be helpful.
Hmm I'm not sure anybody here realized that.
Wow, thanks for the clue!
After years experience picking up SWs - and similar intrigues - evidence here now lures me toward dabbling into stripahologic studies.
Strip clubs are a realm I've never really plumbed.
I need to find out if strippers will care for me more [personality wise, that is] than the average girl walking down the street!
JimBeamCoke
07-29-10, 20:25
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
I made my first post here back in 2006 and have been reading the forum since. This is the funniest post I have ever read hands down!
West Central
07-30-10, 01:31
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for the heads up, buddy.
Brownbear28
07-30-10, 02:41
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?When I read that it brought back painful memories of my childhood when I realized it was just a guy in a red suit to whom I was relaying my Christmas list.
Visited Indianapolis recently (Is it okay to call it "Indy"? To me, it's like calling San Francisco "Frisco").
I checked out Patty's and I was reminded of the "good old days" when I visited Rockford, Illinois. The place is a complete dive, but I can deal with that. The women situation was pretty weak. They were pretty unfriendly to a new face. Two women came up to me pretty quickly: "Allie" who was about a 3 on my scale and "Taylor" who was close to being the prettiest woman there, but wasn't very personable. She'd ask to sit with you and then just stare off into the club, saying nothing. Sometime she'd ask a question "what kind of music do you like" but couldn't follow up with anything.
Anyhow, I did the whole dollar tips at the stage and discovered some talent: "Cassie" (a 6) was both friendly and had some skills (she told me she was new there after a couple year break). "Nadia" was both pretty and friendly (an 8), but couldn't be bothered to come visit me, even after I said I wanted a private dance. "Diamond" (a 7) gave EXCELLENT dollar dances but when she wasn't dancing, she was parked on the lap of a regular at the bar. I doubt I could get her off his lap with dynamite.
I got a $20 private dance from Cassie. It was okay. Better than what I'd get in most cities, pretty poor for Indianapolis.
The place had potential (just a little), but I would have appreciated a little more customer service. Girls, if you're complaining loudly about how no one is buying private dances, maybe you should get off the bar stool and talk to the customers.
I would not repeat unless I got the urge while I was driving by. Only worth a repeat if you clicked with someone there.
More about the rest of my trip later. Things took a turn for the better.
Freckle Freak
07-30-10, 08:16
Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really
The first sign of stripperholic syndrome is: Answering your own posts about strippers.
I think it's time for a beer without naked breasts my friend.
FF
PS. The final sign of the syndrome is: Having sex with a married stripper at her place with your running shoes left on! Unless of course she has freckles.
Freckle Freak
07-30-10, 08:32
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Light bulb on! A personal meeting with Jesus! Realization that one day I may die! I must pay taxes! Life is not always fair! This previously unknown fact about strippers has changed my life. I will, from this point forward, No Longer:
Take money with me to a strip club.
Fall in love with the first stripper who gets my D**K hard.
Believe everything she tells me to be the gospel according to strippers.
Look for love in the VIP or Lap Dance area.
Shell out $$ for her car, food, phone, dead pets, unemployed BF, recreational activities or any other non-worthy items.
Listen to the daily drama.
However if she promises me that she really likes me and wants to meet outside the club and gives me her digits, well the above quote makes no sense to me!
FF
PS. Especially if she will let me lick her freckles!
Stopped by HH last evening and what a dead zone it was. I have not been out on Thursday evenings much but this would give cause to omit Thursday evenings altogether. No ladies to speak of and no patrons either. I had a cigar and a beer and left thinking I should have gone elsewhere, at least for this night. Maybe it is just that the day ladies are friendlier?
Wow, thanks for the clue!
After years experience picking up SWs - and similar intrigues - evidence here now lures me toward dabbling into stripahologic studies.
Strip clubs are a realm I've never really plumbed.
I need to find out if strippers will care for me more [personality wise, that is] than the average girl walking down the street!
Well of course they will, relative to the difference in the amount of investment made.
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Way to bust my balloon brother. Damn, and I always thought it was my sparkling personality along with a certain urban legend that attracted them to me, and thus me to them. Shit, there goes my life long dream of settling down and being able to have stripper drama in my home daily and forever, what will I do now. And I feel so betrayed, because all this time my intentions were pure, but they were after what they could get from me when they knew what a nice guy I am and that there was nothing from them that I was after. Could it be that this was all just a game? Has my life really been that shallow and meaningless?(except of course for the love of my life, and this time not the next ex-MrsIlapp, but MrsIlapp for the rest of time) By the way, before I forget, welcome to the board, and while I have you here, would you have any interest in buying a teddy bear from a girl I know?
The first sign of stripperholic syndrome is: Answering your own posts about strippers.
I think it's time for a beer without naked breasts my friend.
FF
PS. The final sign of the syndrome is: Having sex with a married stripper at her place with your running shoes left on! Unless of course she has freckles.
I almost made a comment in the post that I thought it was the first time I ever responded to my own post and quote, then thought no big deal, but of course you would notice. And for the record, there might be a few freckles which I guess makes it alright, and she only made me put one shoe back on, along with my underwear and pants around one leg, and my shirt around my shoulders, just so I could get a running head start should I need it. Give me two steps eh? At least the first round went undressed, when it came time for the second one I really didn't mind hitting it ready to roll.
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Uhm...wow.....
Dude, you need to stop perusing these sites and get your self ready for your last year of high school.....Momma wont be happy with you if she catches you on here....
Ok...on to business. I will be visiting your fair city in the next week and and after RTFF'ing, it seems like BBF and Dancers are the way to go when I get in. If I am missing anything else interesting, please correct me... :D
Justguessing
07-30-10, 13:00
Dancers can be pretty low contact due to stringent management oversight.
Gold Club is good for me although not frequently spoken of around here. Also it so much depends on day and which shift you plan to visit.
Uhm...wow.....
Dude, you need to stop perusing these sites and get your self ready for your last year of high school.....Momma wont be happy with you if she catches you on here....
Ok...on to business. I will be visiting your fair city in the next week and and after RTFF'ing, it seems like BBF and Dancers are the way to go when I get in. If I am missing anything else interesting, please correct me... :D
Indplsgent4fu
07-30-10, 16:30
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
After I LMAO I remembered the words of Art Linkletter, "kids says the darndest things" and thought to myself this guy's naive quasi remark/question is so dead on that I wish I would have had someone hit me over the head MANY years ago with the same remark before I spent (flushed down the toilet is a better description) $$$,$$$.$$ in this adult addiction (gentlemen's version of crack).
Let me clarify, I am not putting down "pay for play", because I firmly believe guys ALWAYS pay for it all day, everyday in some shape, way or form. I "hobby" to have my carefree fun, without guilt, obligation and/or drama. Once we feel (i.e. kid ourselves) there is some real connection we lose sensibility and rationality and all of a sudden the "pay for play" stripper, provider, sw, GFE, etc. etc. has brought you/us into an environment filled with new untold drama. I am sure there are those out there that would disagee and claim "success" (that means you have a money pit that is exclusive), but how often is that...even a broken clock seems working twice a day.
Oh well enough ranting, I have to get back to my utr girl that is 25 youngers then me, 100 lbs lighter then me and looks better in a sun dress then any of you guys ever could. The fact I have to help her pay a $200+ bill before the end of the day is inconsequential...she really likes me "for me, not my money" ...yeah right...LMAO !! Have a great weekend everyone.
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?Yes, we know.
West Central
07-30-10, 23:32
I will be visiting your fair city in the next week and and after RTFF'ing, it seems like BBF and Dancers are the way to go when I get in. If I am missing anything else interesting, please correct me... :D
I like Dancers on day shift. BBF has been good to me on either shift. The east side clubs are also worth a try (Harem House, PTs, Babes). Not much else in this town I would recommend. I've heard some stories about Classy Chassy but I haven't had any luck there.
Chill Pill
08-01-10, 09:22
Longfellow couldn't have put it any better. Well said!
After I LMAO I remembered the words of Art Linkletter, "kids says the darndest things" and thought to myself this guy's naive quasi remark/question is so dead on that I wish I would have had someone hit me over the head MANY years ago with the same remark before I spent (flushed down the toilet is a better description) $$$,$$$.$$ in this adult addiction (gentlemen's version of crack).
Let me clarify, I am not putting down "pay for play", because I firmly believe guys ALWAYS pay for it all day, everyday in some shape, way or form. I "hobby" to have my carefree fun, without guilt, obligation and/or drama. Once we feel (i.e. kid ourselves) there is some real connection we lose sensibility and rationality and all of a sudden the "pay for play" stripper, provider, sw, GFE, etc. etc. has brought you/us into an environment filled with new untold drama. I am sure there are those out there that would disagee and claim "success" (that means you have a money pit that is exclusive), but how often is that...even a broken clock seems working twice a day.
Oh well enough ranting, I have to get back to my utr girl that is 25 youngers then me, 100 lbs lighter then me and looks better in a sun dress then any of you guys ever could. The fact I have to help her pay a $200+ bill before the end of the day is inconsequential...she really likes me "for me, not my money" ...yeah right...LMAO !! Have a great weekend everyone.
Chill Pill
08-01-10, 09:27
You just created your first post and not only that but a stupid one to boot! If you truly have been a reader, you would have noticed the posts from the last 3-4 months from me and other fine hobbyists detailing our trials and tribulations of playing with fire all in the never ending search of split tail. Tell us something that none of us know and we'll be all ears.
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
HandfulOfWheel
08-01-10, 10:05
You just created your first post and not only that but a stupid one to boot! If you truly have been a reader, you would have noticed the posts from the last 3-4 months from me and other fine hobbyists detailing our trials and tribulations of playing with fire all in the never ending search of split tail. Tell us something that none of us know and we'll be all ears.Wow, you guys have been brutal. I leave town for a few days and look what you do. Trash all over the new guy. I'm glad you guys never dumped on my wimpy posts when I first showed up, then again most of you knew me before hand and already knew I was full of crap to begin with. No need to hit a guy who was already down.
Justaguyforu, let me apologize for my so-called friends. Next time you stick your head out from your shell, look around, then give us something they can appreciate. I'm counting on you!
Justaguyforu
08-01-10, 11:43
You just created your first post and not only that but a stupid one to boot! If you truly have been a reader, you would have noticed the posts from the last 3-4 months from me and other fine hobbyists detailing our trials and tribulations of playing with fire all in the never ending search of split tail. Tell us something that none of us know and we'll be all ears.Wow, just got back from a long weekend of buying my back to school supplies and see that I ruffled some feathers. I dont have much time before Mom catches me on the computer but wanted to apologize, it was not my intent to insult anyone on the board. I really just wanted some clarification, thats all. My Dad, who is pushing 70 has been a stripaholic since I was old enough to know what strippers were and at times I think he is delusional about the ladies. Now that I am older he shares his stories with me and I am amazed at how many of them he gets to go home with him. It kind of pisses me off a bit as he is spending my inheritance on strippers.
He was the reason I started reading this board in the first place.
Justguessing
08-01-10, 14:32
OK time for a new direction for a while. Made a trip north on the Saturday of the Brickyard weekend for an early afternoon visit to Kokomo.
My said purpose was to sample the of ladies of the Hugger or maybe we should call it HH2. The only bad sampling was more of a mercy dance as there was a blonde hanging around the bar and I really kinda of like that seat for my scouting options. This dancer said she was on her first day adn had in the past worked at Babes East. Invested $10 and moved on.
As far as the rest all summarize with the thought that they must surely recruit dancers from UPS because the other three I spent time with all showed comfort and experience handling packages. One young slim lady showed a goal orientation that included not letting any material get in her way for a little bit. Using the classic Reverse Cowgirl technique to hide the needed operations from the general bar area.
Quick summary for those not familiar, if any.
NO DJ just Jukebox
NO VIP room
Hard stackable chairs along wall at North end of bar.
$10 lap dances
Bud Products available.
Club has been rumored to not be friendly to ladies or minorities wanting dances. As always PM if you need more and have shown board support.
Member #4106
08-01-10, 16:49
I am a regular at the HH2. They are not friendly to minorities and women getting dances. They also don't care what goes on during the dance. Just like any other club you have to feel out the women. Day shift is always a good shift. Maybe even better with Kokomo economy the way it currently is. There are OTC and ITC girls. I would suggest Nikki (blonde big bolt ons), Jodi (young and tattooed dark hair). There are others, but they would be your best bet going in blindly. Dayshift is 11:00-7:00. If you are headed that way and need any 411 just PM me. It is the World Famous Hip Hugger after all.
OK time for a new direction for a while. Made a trip north on the Saturday of the Brickyard weekend for an early afternoon visit to Kokomo.
My said purpose was to sample the of ladies of the Hugger or maybe we should call it HH2. The only bad sampling was more of a mercy dance as there was a blonde hanging around the bar and I really kinda of like that seat for my scouting options. This dancer said she was on her first day adn had in the past worked at Babes East. Invested $10 and moved on.
As far as the rest all summarize with the thought that they must surely recruit dancers from UPS because the other three I spent time with all showed comfort and experience handling packages. One young slim lady showed a goal orientation that included not letting any material get in her way for a little bit. Using the classic Reverse Cowgirl technique to hide the needed operations from the general bar area.
Quick summary for those not familiar, if any.
NO DJ just Jukebox
NO VIP room
Hard stackable chairs along wall at North end of bar.
$10 lap dances
Bud Products available.
Club has been rumored to not be friendly to ladies or minorities wanting dances. As always PM if you need more and have shown board support.
You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
Well ""DUDE" were only after what we can get from them. Can I get an amen from the flock?
You guys gotta admit, for a first post he/she had more reaction than when DD first came on the scene.
Freckle Freak
08-02-10, 18:14
Well ""DUDE" were only after what we can get from them. Can I get an amen from the flock?
You guys gotta admit, for a first post he/she had more reaction than when DD first came on the scene.
Come on 2N, lay off of him, or else I going to personally rename you to OneNutts!
Where you been? I am happy you returned with more than a single word post. You are still the master of getting it almost for free. Let me know what beach because that's all I have in my wallet!
FF
PS. Find any freckles on your travels?
Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?
I need to know more. What are they trying to get from me? I need to know! I once went to a palm reader who said that love would be found with a dancer and that a wise person would enlighten me. Could you be that person? The palm reader promised me great wealth once the wise person communicated with me, but she wouldn't say who or when because my half hour was up. I didn't have money for another half hour because I was going to the strip club next door to search for my true love. What do they want from me ????? Could it be spiritual guidance? Home repair advice ? Proper tire inflation pressures ? I have been searching clubs all over the U.S., Canada, and parts of Europe and Asia. I must find my dancer soul mate.....
West Central
08-03-10, 02:09
Wow, just got back from a long weekend of buying my back to school supplies and see that I ruffled some feathers. I dont have much time before Mom catches me on the computer but wanted to apologize, it was not my intent to insult anyone on the board. I really just wanted some clarification, thats all. My Dad, who is pushing 70 has been a stripaholic since I was old enough to know what strippers were and at times I think he is delusional about the ladies. Now that I am older he shares his stories with me and I am amazed at how many of them he gets to go home with him. It kind of pisses me off a bit as he is spending my inheritance on strippers.
He was the reason I started reading this board in the first place.
To be fair, you've taken quite a bit of ribbing over this newbie comment. I must admit I had a good laugh at your expense too. But, on a more serious note, it works both ways. It took me a while to learn my place in the world, but nowadays it's the strippers who should be worried about me, not the other way around. I hope they realize that I just want to get in their pants, and I really don't care if their rent is paid on time or not :)
Mr Popular
08-03-10, 07:09
To be fair, you've taken quite a bit of ribbing over this newbie comment. I must admit I had a good laugh at your expense too. But, on a more serious note, it works both ways. It took me a while to learn my place in the world, but nowadays it's the strippers who should be worried about me, not the other way around. I hope they realize that I just want to get in their pants, and I really don't care if their rent is paid on time or not :)
Very well said, perfect, man!
I can't believe the amount of wasted energy, time and space devoted to this blindingly obvious comment. Under normal circumstances, the universe is in balance and we both get what we want, or spend 3 hours trying. The problem starts when one of us DOES care that their rent isn't paid.
Freckle Freak
08-03-10, 10:35
The problem starts when one of us DOES care that their rent isn't paid.
Hey Chill, I think Mr. P has your number. Mr. P don't tell any strippers this because Chill is already helping out way tooooooo many strippers. To bad he likes telling them stories about other members and opens the door for drama.
Chill, drama free, OK
FF
PS. Mr P, you haven't found any freckles for me lately. I'm taking you off my Christmas list!
HandfulOfWheel
08-03-10, 11:32
Hey Chill, I think Mr. P has your number. Mr. P don't tell any strippers this because Chill is already helping out way tooooooo many strippers. To bad he likes telling them stories about other members and opens the door for drama.
Chill, drama free, OKHe does have a loud voice.
I regular the Rio but decided to stop by Classy Chassis tonight. From what I've heard, my expectations were low. Maybe it's for that reason, but I enjoyed it. The inner-redneck in me enjoyed all the racing shit and the girls seemed cool enough. The $11 buckets didn't hurt, either.
I realize I don't post frequently, but I wanted to get everyone's impression on the place. Frankly, it was right up my alley. I've visited most of the other clubs around town, but the "dive" type of club is where I'm most uncomfortable. Anyone else?
Mr Popular
08-05-10, 11:11
I had a nice time with Chill and HOW on our little road trip to the Hugger last night - a great balance of beer, steak dinner (now I know why the girls are crazy for Chill - he buys dinner! Thanks again, man), girls and friendship.
Met up at 5pm at local pub for a couple beers. Good to see Illap again - he joined us for pre-game drinks only before we blasted at 85 through the rain up to the Hugger - which was both just as I remember and nothing like I expected...
It was pretty empty when we got there but we were a happy little group - so nice to go to a club where I knew no girls, and didn't feel the undercurrent of drama, rumors and recrimination that we feel in other clubs, like...say, Harem House. The waitress was overly friendly and cute, and the girls were mostly slim, pretty and friendly. Oh, the drinks were reasonably priced too. Tired of buying $16 jager bombs for a girl to get her drunk? Me too. $7!
We all were pretty busy with different girls - I think Chill sampled them all actually - and I'll let the others speak for themselves, but here are some of my highlights.
The first girl, I caught her eye at the bar; tall, brunette, slim, tan, very tight body - hot as hell - lots of ink. I mean alot. We talked and then she took me to the privacy of her secluded folding chair in the corner, where she expertly molested Mr.Popular. And me. I mean, if you're wondering if the totally public setting of the private areas limits take-in, wonder no more. I'm sorry, I forget her name but you cant miss her. Bring a raincoat, she's good. First at bat, a home run and I was back at the table smoking a cigar all within 40 minutes of getting there.
Here's the kicker - this was no girl (now calm down). It was a woman. She's 44 - with the body of a 30 year old and the attitude of a 21 year old. And she lives a few miles from my house - digits obtained.
Other than her, I met a cute blond, Kendra, 22 towards the end and we really hit it off (like it was her job or something), dances were intimate but nothing special and she stuffed her number in my back pocket before I left - and we know what THATS worth, but I'll report if anything develops.
Also, have to admit I woke up in a cold sweat once or twice remembering the incredible, frightening pointed tongue of a blond space cadet we met, but HOW has a full report on her. We almost got Chill to dance for us. Oh yes, if you take pictures with a flash like it was your first time out of the house, you get to meet the management!
We were home by midnight, and I was lucky enough to have a gf waiting for me on the couch to burn off that energy - after she made me take a shower. But it was a great, fun time with some good friends. Thanks guys, let's do it again.
HandfulOfWheel
08-05-10, 15:52
I had a nice time with Chill and HOW on our little road trip to the Hugger last night. A great balance of beer, steak dinner (now I know why the girls are crazy for Chill. He buys dinner! Thanks again, man), girls and friendship.
Met up at 5pm at local pub for a couple beers. Good to see Illap again. He joined us for pre-game drinks only before we blasted at 85 through the rain up to the Hugger. Which was both just as I remember and nothing like I expected.
It was pretty empty when we got there but we were a happy little group. So nice to go to a club where I knew no girls, and didn't feel the undercurrent of drama, rumors and recrimination that we feel in other clubs, like. Say, Harem House. The waitress was overly friendly and cute, and the girls were mostly slim, pretty and friendly. Oh, the drinks were reasonably priced too. Tired of buying $16 jager bombs for a girl to get her drunk? Me too. $7!
We all were pretty busy with different girls. I think Chill sampled them all actually. And I'll let the others speak for themselves, but here are some of my highlights.
The first girl, I caught her eye at the bar; tall, brunette, slim, tan, very tight body. Hot as hell. Lots of ink. I mean alot. We talked and then she took me to the privacy of her secluded folding chair in the corner, where she expertly molested Mr. Popular. And me. I mean, if you're wondering if the totally public setting of the private areas limits take-in, wonder no more. I'm sorry, I forget her name but you can't miss her. Bring a raincoat, she's good. First at bat, a home run and I was back at the table smoking a cigar all within 40 minutes of getting there.
Here's the kicker. This was no girl (now calm down). It was a woman. She's 44. With the body of a 30 year old and the attitude of a 21 year old. And she lives a few miles from my house. Digits obtained.
Other than her, I met a cute blond, Kendra, 22 towards the end and we really hit it off (like it was her job or something), dances were intimate but nothing special and she stuffed her number in my back pocket before I left. And we know what THATS worth, but I'll report if anything develops.
Also, have to admit I woke up in a cold sweat once or twice remembering the incredible, frightening pointed tongue of a blond space cadet we met, but HOW has a full report on her. We almost got Chill to dance for us. Oh yes, if you take pictures with a flash like it was your first time out of the house, you get to meet the management!
We were home by midnight, and I was lucky enough to have a gf waiting for me on the couch to burn off that energy. After she made me take a shower. But it was a great, fun time with some good friends. Thanks guys, let's do it again.Equally good time for me. Well maybe not so good as Mr. Popular. I didn't take a raincoat even though it rained like hell on the way and once we were there. Probably could have used it, but wasn't expecting to need it. Chill got pics of me and him wearing Mr. P's specs. Very funny! Got to exchange some good info as well.
The hippie chick was pretty sensual. My kind of gal too. I'm more of a Bohemian at heart so we hit it off. And yes, quite the long tongue and pointed like Lucifer's tail. Would have made Gene Simmons blush!
Nothing really stood out other than that. Lot's going on and lot's of girls and fun. The tatooed gal Mr. P enjoyed was quite a stunner and aging very well. If you like ink. She's the one to get.
I drank too much so then I got tired and slept like a baby all the way home. Thanks Mr. P for driving. Hope I didn't snore too loudly or drool all over your backseat.
Member #4106
08-05-10, 16:10
That is so funny. The only person that could possibly be is Hope.
I had a nice time with Chill and HOW on our little road trip to the Hugger last night - a great balance of beer, steak dinner (now I know why the girls are crazy for Chill - he buys dinner! Thanks again, man), girls and friendship.
Met up at 5pm at local pub for a couple beers. Good to see Illap again - he joined us for pre-game drinks only before we blasted at 85 through the rain up to the Hugger - which was both just as I remember and nothing like I expected...
It was pretty empty when we got there but we were a happy little group - so nice to go to a club where I knew no girls, and didn't feel the undercurrent of drama, rumors and recrimination that we feel in other clubs, like...say, Harem House. The waitress was overly friendly and cute, and the girls were mostly slim, pretty and friendly. Oh, the drinks were reasonably priced too. Tired of buying $16 jager bombs for a girl to get her drunk? Me too. $7!
We all were pretty busy with different girls - I think Chill sampled them all actually - and I'll let the others speak for themselves, but here are some of my highlights.
The first girl, I caught her eye at the bar; tall, brunette, slim, tan, very tight body - hot as hell - lots of ink. I mean alot. We talked and then she took me to the privacy of her secluded folding chair in the corner, where she expertly molested Mr.Popular. And me. I mean, if you're wondering if the totally public setting of the private areas limits take-in, wonder no more. I'm sorry, I forget her name but you cant miss her. Bring a raincoat, she's good. First at bat, a home run and I was back at the table smoking a cigar all within 40 minutes of getting there.
Here's the kicker - this was no girl (now calm down). It was a woman. She's 44 - with the body of a 30 year old and the attitude of a 21 year old. And she lives a few miles from my house - digits obtained.
Other than her, I met a cute blond, Kendra, 22 towards the end and we really hit it off (like it was her job or something), dances were intimate but nothing special and she stuffed her number in my back pocket before I left - and we know what THATS worth, but I'll report if anything develops.
Also, have to admit I woke up in a cold sweat once or twice remembering the incredible, frightening pointed tongue of a blond space cadet we met, but HOW has a full report on her. We almost got Chill to dance for us. Oh yes, if you take pictures with a flash like it was your first time out of the house, you get to meet the management!
We were home by midnight, and I was lucky enough to have a gf waiting for me on the couch to burn off that energy - after she made me take a shower. But it was a great, fun time with some good friends. Thanks guys, let's do it again.
My friend Monte and I went to the Harem House Wed at 6:45 pm. There were about 6 dayshift girls still there but ready to leave. Monte managed to grab a black girl with short hair to go back to the couch dance area. He reported some finger action during the first four songs and some oral on the 5th song. Total damage was $ + $20 tip. There was only 1 night shift girl that came in and she didn't start dancing til 7:30. There was nobody on stage for about 30 minutes. After a while, one of the waitresses danced a couple of songs on stage. I had a dance with the lone night shift girl. She didn't let me get away with anything other than the usual tit and ass groping. She actually moved my hand when it came close to the beaver. We left at 8 pm. Getting back to the black girl, she told Monte that if he came earlier in the shift like around 2-3 pm on a Monday or Tuesday, he might be able to get a bit more action.
Mr Popular
08-05-10, 19:53
That is so funny. The only person that could possibly be is Hope.
Haha, I believe you are right!
HandfulOfWheel
08-06-10, 11:01
That is so funny. The only person that could possibly be is Hope.Yeah, the hippie chick was Hope. Sorry you didn't make it.
I Love HJs
08-06-10, 14:12
I'm proud (or ashamed) to say I've been to every strip club in the city except for three. I thought about checking out KK, just for the hell of it, but the lack of chatter on here has made me re-think things. Anyone been there who can tell me the lay of the land? Do they have a VIP room, or just open area? I know I'm not going to find beauty queens, but I love a good dive strip club.
I'm proud (or ashamed) to say I've been to every strip club in the city except for three. I thought about checking out KK, just for the hell of it, but the lack of chatter on here has made me re-think things. Anyone been there who can tell me the lay of the land? Do they have a VIP room, or just open area? I know I'm not going to find beauty queens, but I love a good dive strip club.I've been to every strip club in Indianapolis. Sassy Kats was probably the worst with Kentucky Klub a close second. The girls at Sassy Kats looked like members of the Addams Family. I don't mean Morticia, more like Gomez, Lurch and Uncle Sylvester. I've been to KK three times and all three times I was practically the only customer there. One time it was just me and the bartender with no girls. I think there are two main reasons for lack of customers. First, when I got a lap dance there once there were extreme limitations on touching. Second, the lap dance area is out in the open, is brightly lit and is closely watched by the bartender/ bouncer. It's hard to believe this club makes a profit as a strip club. One member of this forum once suggested it's possibly a front for a criminal operation. I've noticed that it's always advertising for stripper job openings in Nuvo and that's a sign that the girls are always quitting there and needing to be replaced. As far as the quality of the girls there, I saw a couple of girls that weren't too bad looking one Saturday night. If you do go there, that might be the best time to go
I drive by this club nearly every day and "dive strip club" strikes me as an apt description. There once was a post that mentioned the author's disfavor (as I recall) with the broken window he found upon returning to his vehicle.
Having been to many "dive strip club[s]" world wide, this one looks almost like the bottom of the pile. Of course, my opinion can easily change when offers of fluid refreshment are made.
I'm proud (or ashamed) to say I've been to every strip club in the city except for three. I thought about checking out KK, just for the hell of it, but the lack of chatter on here has made me re-think things. Anyone been there who can tell me the lay of the land? Do they have a VIP room, or just open area? I know I'm not going to find beauty queens, but I love a good dive strip club.
After reading about HH I am finally deciding to bite the bullet and make the trip to the club. It is around a 2 hour drive for me so hope it is going to be worth the effort. For the HH veterans on the board any recommendations or girls to avoid. I will most likely be their on a Saturday late afternoon to early evening (5-7 pm). Any insights are appreciated.
Member #4106
08-06-10, 17:22
I wish I could have. I have a pod of kids in sports and it's really hard to get away. I'm sitting there right now. Maybe one day I can make a meeting.
Yeah, the hippie chick was Hope. Sorry you didn't make it.
I wish I could have. I have a pod of kids in sports and it's really hard to get away. I'm sitting there right now. Maybe one day I can make a meeting.I have been twice. I went the second time because I figured the first had to be a mistake! Wrong. It is so bad it would have to improve 1000% to be considered at dive.
Both times no more than 1 dancer who was less than friendly. One time I was the only customer and they kept saying she would dance soon. Never came to visit, finally when on the stage for 2 numbers when I was about done with my O'douls.
I have driven by since then and I don't think I have seen more than 2 cars in the lot. I have seen more cars at the new whatever it is at 118 W Raymond.
Relative newbie mistake, sorry! I thought I was quoting about the Kentucky Klub.
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