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12-31-05, 23:00
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Alroy
03-26-06, 16:08
I had a great experience with a Black woman called Chris last week at my hotel. She is very discreet and careful in her conatct which was all done through email.

She arrived on time and was clean and professional but very easy going -- she is not the prettiest woman you will see but she is quite attractive and and had nice firm tits and a nice ass. It was much more like a GFE session with a lot of kissing and DATY and sucking in general but in a very convincing and frenzied kind of way. I made her cum with my fingers and she was really wriggling and rolling all over and really got into it. Then she proceeeded to give me one of the best BBBJs I've had -- usually I find it hard to cum from this but with her I came in her mouth but she did not swallow.

She was so appreciative of her cumming that she was willingto give me another go right away and started sucking on me right away again but I had cum so hard that I could not get into it right away. I will call her again when I am back in town and this time focus on riding her as I am sure she will be really fun with this too. She was alsways receptive to feedback esp on the BJ and had it just right so I did not feel like doing anything else.

Also had an encounter with an older and not so attractive white woman called LisaofAlexandria. She talked on and on and if I had not been so horny I would have sent her away.

But we finally got down to it and she is too heavy to go on top so after some mish I pounded her in doggy. I would not receommned her unless you are really out of other options.

Artbob
04-13-06, 20:03
I visited Stephanie today at convenient location in Springfield. She is all over CL. No surprise, all was as advertised. She went the extra miles to please me. That was a good GFE experience.

Look: 4
Service: 6

Sleazebum
05-20-06, 22:52
Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!

I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.

JJ

Love AMPs
05-22-06, 08:32
Has anyone ever visited this one? I'd like a detailed trip report if someone would be willing to share!

I spoke to her on the phone once a while back and she seems really flaky.

JJ

Sleazebum, I don't have first hand experience with Collette but I've seen her ads and reviews on other local boards. She's legit. But one of the reviews said she was a nonstop talker and had an incall location that was eccentric (lots of memorobilia around the place).

Her rates seem to vary from week to week. I've seen her advertise 1 hour for $150... not bad for an escort.

Rick81
05-23-06, 11:08
I saw Collette a long time ago. A bit heavy, buy not too bad. She is a talkative flake. Her condo looked like a 50's museum. She is legit, all covered, prices and YMMV.

Sleazebum
05-23-06, 11:27
I will see about trying her out sometime after the first of the month. If I do I'll provide as full a report as I can.

Again, if anyone else has any experience with her, please tell me all about it.

JJ

Harley Dude 29
05-23-06, 18:32
I saw Collette a while back, and YMMV, but for me, she was not worth the tuition paid. She was pretty much into herself and rushed the entire time. She had a smoking set of tits, but seemed very unsure of herself and her action.

She was not a multiple drink lady, and was ready to end the meeting, as soon as the coffee cup was dry.

I have not and would not repeat.

She does have some neat 50's stuff though, and wanted to open a diner somewhere. She is well on her way to having enough decorations.

FWDisaster
05-23-06, 22:03
I Visited Jada in Springfield today. Found her on CL. Incredible body and fantastic attitude. FS after she made sure I was not LE. I will see her again.

FW Disaster.

Gilmore711
06-29-06, 19:40
I saw Collette a few years ago and went for a return visit a few months ago. Her tits are still nice, but she has put on weight and doesn't look as much like her pictures on eros as she did back then. She used to run specials at $100 for the hour and has been advertising lately at $150. I will not be making a return visit, but to each his own. Oh, and she has moved her location from the apartment she used to have to a house in the suburbs. It was not as convenient and easy to get to as her old place.
As always, YMMV.

Gilmore

Sleazebum
07-16-06, 16:17
I finally made contact with Collette today. She is really a nice person! Tall, KILLER top!

Right much of a belly but it seems firm. Has a cat who supervisies activities.

Well worth the trip and I WILL return!

Check her out!

JJ

Sleazebum
07-31-06, 19:47
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???

WTF?

JJ

Loopy De Loop
07-31-06, 22:39
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did?

WTF?

JJHi JJ,

I had one posted on the DC area => escorts
07-14-06 at 14:00 #45

Diana report

Thanks

LDL

Love AMPs
08-01-06, 17:49
So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.

Big mistake.

I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.

MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.

I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.

Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.

Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.

She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.

That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.

Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.

I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.

Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.

From now on, it's only AMPs for me!

As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.

Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)

Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.

Thinking about amputating my left hand...

Runner 28
08-01-06, 18:04
That was the best. It's too bad they don't come with scratch and sniff options. Also, another one in the unpleasant suprise department is when you believe you have a real spinner, but she takes her clothes off to reveal extra flab around the middle. Absolute erection killer. Someone needs to start a list of erection killers relating to the SW, Amp, Escort, and CL providers. Great story.


So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.

Big mistake.

I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.

MCS met me on the college campus, and right away I knew something was wrong. First, she was much heavier in person than in her CL pic. (Note to self: A gross misrepresentation of this sort will usually mean trouble. Stop thinking with the little head.) Second, she had me drive her to a local motel to get a room but needed the cash up front to pay for it. I reluctantly agreed, but only after she agreed to leave her personal belongings -- a small purse and duffel bag -- in the car with me while she went to secure said motel room. She comes back and says we're good to go.

I don't know what made me ask about protection, but I did. Asked her if she had any. She said no, most guys bring their own. Since I have a SO, and since I've been snipped, keeping that kind of stuff around is risky business. Off we go to a local gas station to pick up said protection.

Thirty minutes after our scheduled appointment time, we waltz into the motel room. Given the hotter-than-hades climate we've been driving around in, I politely suggest that she take a shower. Much to my relief, she agreed.

Thirty five minutes after scheduled appointment time, she emerges from the shower. Fresh as a daisy. Sort of.

She climbs into bed with me and announces that she doesn't do anything uncovered. Nothing. No kissing, no sucking, no nothing. She started with a long dissertation of how one of her college friends got throat gonorrhea by going down on a client bare back. (Didn't know there was such a thing as throat gonorrhea, but hey we learn something every day.) OK, I thought, here's a chick who's willing to take it up the bum, but no bareback anything. Not ideal, but since I'm into this date for $50 (cost of motel room), might as well go through with it.

That's when the smell hit. Something about her was way wrong in the odor department.

Stick your index finger in your navel and swish it around for a minute or two. Then sniff it. Take that smell and multiply it by a factor of 10 and that's what I experienced. It's the mind-numbing, I-think-I'm-gonna-puke smell that hit me like a kick to the nuts. Actually, a kick to the nuts would have been more pleasant.

I had to stop the date. It was either that or puke all over the sheets. Told her I wasn't feeling well (which was true) and I had to leave. Time to chalk one up to experience, learn from it and move on. I quickly got dressed and headed for the exit.

Driving home, it occurred to me how far I've sunk. Fat chicks, malodorous body parts and seedy motel rooms. I felt ashamed and disgusted.

From now on, it's only AMPs for me!

As I was driving home, I couldn't get the smell out of my mind. How could something smell so bad? Was it the 95+ degree temps? Did she have poor hygiene? Were her privates rotten? The smell lingered in my mind as if it was still in the car.

Then I made the mistake of sniffing my left hand. I damned near drove off the road. I didn't wash before leaving the motel room, and the freakin' stench was still on my hands. (How is it possible for a hand to look clean yet have an unbearable stench?)

Here it is almost 6 hours after the appointment. I'm home and have washed my hands in every detergent know to man. Even invented one of my own: Tide detergent, a little water, a squirt or two of Dawn dishwashing soap (if it takes grease out of the way, it has to work on smells, right?) No joy. My left hand looks squeaky clean but there is a faint, unmistaken odor of vaginal juice that's still there.

Thinking about amputating my left hand...

Zoomster
08-01-06, 20:09
Love AMPS, your adventure reminds me of the Seinfeld episode in which Jerry can't get the b.o. stench of the valet attendant out of his car. Hopefully you won't have to amputate your hand to get rid of the stinky smell - at least you didn't stick a more important body part into that vat of acid.

Mustang946
08-01-06, 20:46
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???

WTF?

JJSorry JJ. I haven't used the escort scene locally since a well-known provider on TBD stood me up on my last birthday and I have stuck with AMPs usually HWC but after my frequent flier account rates a free flight I may start seeing locals and/or another AMP.

Walking Dead
08-01-06, 22:15
Love AMPS,

Reminds me of an old promo Don & Mike used to run.

Don: Do you ever rub your finger over a bad part of your body, then smell it?

Mike: Sometimes

Don: Do you ever rub it over a really bad part?

I may have the names reversed, but who cares!!!

Max #01
08-01-06, 23:03
No one else has seen an escort in VA since I did???

WTF?

JJ

Check your PM...

Jd212
08-01-06, 23:58
That was the best review. So soryy that had to happen, but thanks for sharing. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[QUOTE=Love AMPs]So here I am on a Tuesday afternoon with nothing to do. Day off, SO is out of town and I just got paid. Decided to break with tradition and wander away from AMP Land and over to Escort Land.

Big mistake.

I found a CL listing for a college girl seeking extra money. Price was right at 1.5 for the hour, another .5 for a trip to Greece. Contacted Miss College Student (hereinafter called MCS) by email and she gave directions to her college. Figured life doesn't get much better than this. I figured wrong.

P Funk1
08-02-06, 13:05
After reading about your bad day I started to wonder if the "coed" was the one I commented on a few weeks ago in the Richmond and Tidewater forums-she went by the name of "VEE". I never met up with her but the stories were flying around about her having an STD-and the description and pricing sounded like her. She claimed to be going to school in Richmond and Norfolk at same time...and also claimed she was from Maryland and traveled there once a week or so. One more reason I am glad I never got with her. Sorry you lost a little $ but better that than anything worse that could have happened! Hopefully the smell has gone away by now so you don't have to cut off that hand!!

Mr Happy Feet
08-25-06, 21:17
I found a nice one in the paper. Gave me great FS in her Condo for 1. She has beautiful natural DDs, big nipples and tatts on them. She had a baby 3 months ago and is still plump, but the legs and ass are great. No rush no fuss--also condom only, no kiss and no DATY. She is very careful.

Her ad in the paper reads something like XXX pornstar bares all $100. Definetely worth a call. She is about 30 and used to be a stripper. She doesn't have cover name so I can't give it out. Also, she has a younger sister who will also do the deeds. I will try them both next trip. They work out of Fairfax just off of 50.

Enjoy!

Jim Rob
09-15-06, 16:51
sometimes I often go to HOOTERS for dinner with friends, but sometimes I always notice a guy sitting alone getting a lot of attention from the waitress. Is she just working on getting a bigger tip? or do some of these girl work on the side, or on top(if you know what I mean ). I've been trying to watch and see whats going on for some time now about these girls. I'm guessing some of them might be go'ers. Does anyone know anymore about this. I'm hoping they do, because that would be a fantasy come true, I would make her wear the uniform ( =

Drew Park
09-15-06, 20:26
sometimes I often go to HOOTERS for dinner with friends, but sometimes I always notice a guy sitting alone getting a lot of attention from the waitress. Is she just working on getting a bigger tip? or do some of these girl work on the side, or on top(if you know what I mean ). I've been trying to watch and see whats going on for some time now about these girls. I'm guessing some of them might be go'ers. Does anyone know anymore about this. I'm hoping they do, because that would be a fantasy come true, I would make her wear the uniform ( =

Not sure about the DC Metro area but in Tampa, there is a Bennigans nestled between two high end strip clubs. And next to Bennigans is a Days Inn. A lot of the stripper girls enjoy post-shift drinks at the Bennigan's bar. Many a monger got lucky there...

Saiyen
10-01-06, 11:30
Older lady maybe 40s. Offers a special of 1.5 for hour of time. All I can say is she is sweet but I would not visit again. Not in shape, large women. Not my type.

Sleazebum
10-01-06, 15:02
I have seen her a few times. She is a really nice, if flaky, person. I enjoy her company as well as her trade.

Since I have known her she has gone thru several name changes and many phones, but still is worth the price.

JJ


Older lady maybe 40s. Offers a special of 1.5 for hour of time. All I can say is she is sweet but I would not visit again. Not in shape, large women. Not my type.

Saiyen
10-02-06, 22:07
She's also a talker. Mind the price adverstised is accurate and she does not upsell, it is set right for mongers on a budget. lol Nice wacky furniture & stuff. I'm sure she will be other mongers cup of tea. I will definitaly give her points on having a very relaxed atmosphere.


I have seen her a few times. She is a really nice, if flaky, person. I enjoy her company as well as her trade.

Since I have known her she has gone thru several name changes and many phones, but still is worth the price.

JJ

Ampfreq
10-18-06, 15:30
Checked out Mika from the eros website. She was probably pudgier than some of you might like but her face is real pretty. Breasts are real too though not that big. Price is $6 for 45 min so amps are a better deal. She claims to be 1/2 Korean 1/2 Japanese and I believe her. English is very good and I hate to see her go...said she's leaving in about 1 week. I wish I could get there again but finances are too tight and there's no time. Oh well. Usual 2 call system in Nova not too far off the beltway. PM me for more.

AF

Cable Guy
10-31-06, 22:50
On my flight from Atlanta to Dulles a Flight Attendant named Charlotte gave me her cell number and told me she would be at the Marriott. $$$ for the night and I didn't have to pay for a hotel that night. Very nice wakeup to BJ and FS. I hit it four times in all but she was so good I couldn't last more than three or four minutes at a time. She makes between four and five thousand a month extra that way. She is a red head with a slight (hardly noticeable) gap between her top front teeth. About 5'9" 130 I would say a very nice 37 years old and lives in Roswell somewhere.

L Knit
01-12-07, 18:18
Whats with the dead board, I cant believe after black wed. and the other AMP problems that no one is seeing any providers. Here are a couple. Trusted members PM for info. Others please post. This board is starting to suck.

Camile
Location Vienna, Nutley st 123
6 location
8 looks
8 svc.

Kiersten Anju
Location Near Fair Oaks
7 location
8 looks
9 svc.

Jessie Yum Yum
Location Centreville
10 location
8 looks
10 svc.

Lila
Location Fairfax/vienna
10 Location
8 looks
10 svc.

Sexy Sarah
Location Herndon
10 location
9 Looks
10 svc.

Body work Treatment (AMP)
Location Manassas
9 location just off 66
3 looks
1 svc

Jim Rob
01-12-07, 20:28
I was going to see Lila, but after checking her reveiws on TER and then I did notice she had over 50 pages of reviews, that's ten mongers per page, and then you think only a very few percent will even take the time to review. She does bbj and swallows, and I'm just thinking she's too risky, but I have wanted to see her

Benefactor9
01-15-07, 23:35
I saw Nia recently. This was a decision based on the LE being all over the amps that I had come to love.

She is a short little 130-pound sweetie with chocolate love.

Honestly, I don't think I have had a better GFE experience in the years that I have been carousing. Two thumbs up. YMMV.

Party on, NOVA!

Pcpc1688
01-16-07, 01:04
On my flight from Atlanta to Dulles a Flight Attendant named Charlotte gave me her cell number and told me she would be at the Marriott. $$$ for the night and I didn't have to pay for a hotel that night. Very nice wakeup to BJ and FS. I hit it four times in all but she was so good I couldn't last more than three or four minutes at a time. She makes between four and five thousand a month extra that way. She is a red head with a slight (hardly noticeable) gap between her top front teeth. About 5'9" 130 I would say a very nice 37 years old and lives in Roswell somewhere.Hey Dude,

Did she fly for Delta or Airtran. Digits? Pls pm me if you can.

I once met a FA on a flight from ATL to Vegas. Sweet girl from KC, MO.

PC out

Aman Tuleev
01-16-07, 23:11
She does bbj and swallows
Huh! That's very strange kind of swalowing. She imediately spits it into a towel and ... swallow can of beer :) Fortunately, she gave me another can of beer before, so the trick was to keep eye on my can.

A John
01-17-07, 16:23
I`ve been trying to get something together ( TOFTT ) its been 3-day's of
e-mail. Back and forth as anyone ever seen her before or is this a LE set-up or her way of a joke?

I picked up her add on CL stating something like ( "need something quick" ) with no pictures. She has sent me a couple just curious if anyone has any input?

Happy Hunting
AJ

Sleazebum
01-17-07, 17:36
That picture just does not cut it with me!

Unless she is willing to at least show a little tit in a picture I think you should pass on it.

Email her back and insist on a better view of the goods first.

JJ


I`ve been trying to get something together ( TOFTT ) its been 3-day's of
e-mail. Back and forth as anyone ever seen her before or is this a LE set-up or her way of a joke?

I picked up her add on CL stating something like ( "need something quick" ) with no pictures. She has sent me a couple just curious if anyone has any input?

Happy Hunting
AJ

A John
01-17-07, 17:51
That picture just does not cut it with me!

Unless she is willing to at least show a little tit in a picture I think you should pass on it.

Email her back and insist on a better view of the goods first.

JJ

I have these other two photos but they're giving me a fit with the resize program to"little" more skin.

A John
01-17-07, 18:08
Here they are

A John
01-17-07, 21:16
You got me on this one. What kind of member sticks around here 25 months and doesn't have one post? Yet you have pictures humm something smells and I can't put my finger on it.

Like my friend Wanderer says --:
Those who wander, aren't necessarily lost!

Nice try you'll have to get up earLiEr in the morning than this to get my worms.

PS
untiL wE estabLishEd some sort of common ground. I don't beLiEve there is don't PM me anymore!

PSS
COPIES OF THE PM`s ATTACHED

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Today at 18:31

I know her.
I have the same pics somewhere.
What to know more?
Got a good lead to trade?




Today at 18:37

She is ligit.
Has a sugar daddy on the side.
needs a few extra bucks occationally.
sweet - no titts
Looking for a cheaper virsion here.
I have another pic of here I thik Send me email address or something and I will look for it

Jake Jj 1492
01-17-07, 21:34
Here they areLooks like two different girls to me. The one in the first picture is much more attractive than the one in the second set.

Sleazebum
01-17-07, 22:09
She still is showing only what you can easily see in most any office around here.

That IS a nice tattoo! I would like to travel that roadmap myself sometime.

HOWEVER; You have to see a picture of some body part that would be considered "bawdy", some shot of an erogenous zone or genitals themselves.

I still cannot trust this one. The cops are just too sneaky nowadays.

BUT - if you go for it and do not get busted, let me have a shot at her too!

SMILE!

JJ


Here they are

Jake Jj 1492
01-17-07, 22:48
She still is showing only what you can easily see in most any office around here.

That IS a nice tattoo! I would like to travel that roadmap myself sometime.

HOWEVER; You have to see a picture of some body part that would be considered "bawdy", some shot of an erogenous zone or genitals themselves.

I still cannot trust this one. The cops are just too sneaky nowadays.

BUT - if you go for it and do not get busted, let me have a shot at her too!

SMILE!

JJYeah, she needs to send some bawdy shots of the body to be sure. Of course, on CL they often post pictures of SOMEBODY ELSE, like pics that can be found from another city or a free pics site or something. Unfortunately, it's tough to be sure these days without some kind of reviews or something.

Be careful.

A John
01-17-07, 23:12
Thanks for the reassurance.
I thought the same thing myself just wasn't sure.

Now this Dude "wiIIiam" pops up out of nowhere talking about she is ligit.

His SN is enough to make me wonder.

The middle two letters wi II iam look like something off of a uniform?

Sleazebum
01-17-07, 23:56
It is WiIIiam as in Prince William County??

JJ


Thanks for the reassurance.
I thought the same thing myself just wasn't sure.

Now this Dude "wiIIiam" pops up out of nowhere talking about she is ligit.

His SN is enough to make me wonder.

The middle two letters wi II iam look like something off of a uniform?

Jkimva
01-18-07, 00:24
WTF. Are one of the requirements to be LE not being able to spell correctly? I mean really, what is up with that!?

Sorry to go off topic, but ignorance just really bothers me.

It does make them easier to spot though, lol

Maybe I shouldn't have posted this, you think they might catch on?

(Jacks it's up to you)

NAAAAA, I seriously doubt it!

Be Safe

Jim Rob
01-18-07, 18:08
She still is showing only what you can easily see in most any office around here.

That IS a nice tattoo! I would like to travel that roadmap myself sometime.

HOWEVER; You have to see a picture of some body part that would be considered "bawdy", some shot of an erogenous zone or genitals themselves.

I still cannot trust this one. The cops are just too sneaky nowadays.

BUT - if you go for it and do not get busted, let me have a shot at her too!

SMILE!

JJ

small world


Strange, very strange. She was on CL before trying to trade service for an nintendo wii. guys I feel she's LE

Eat Me
01-19-07, 08:43
Hi,

My name is Kathy and my pictures are posted up here and I have asked whoever A John is to nicely take down the pictures. I do not wish my pictures to be up here. I am not LE of any kind, I just want my privacy. Unfortunately I know of my mistake and wish to apologize for sending my pictures out through CL. I have tried to contact A John to remove my pictures however they are not being taken down.

Please enforce this issue as soon as possible. I did not know that this would ever happen. And I know I should have blurred out my face but I do know know what else to do. My email is at kathar84atgmail.com. The pictures in A John's threads are all me. Kath1.jpg, kath.jpeg, and another picture of me in the main hall.

Jake Jj 1492
01-19-07, 20:56
My name is Kathy and my pictures are posted up here and I have asked whoever A John is to nicely take down the pictures. I do not wish my pictures to be up here. I am not LE of any kind, I just want my privacy.Not sure who AJohn is, but you must understand his concern.

Best of luck, great tat by the way.

JJ

Jim Rob
01-20-07, 18:40
Welcome to the board eatme.

If you're legit, I'm sure you can get a lot of customers from this board.

Benchseats Rock
01-20-07, 21:51
Hi,

My name is Kathy and my pictures are posted up here and I have asked whoever A John is to nicely take down the pictures. I do not wish my pictures to be up here. I am not LE of any kind, I just want my privacy. Unfortunately I know of my mistake and wish to apologize for sending my pictures out through CL. I have tried to contact A John to remove my pictures however they are not being taken down.

Please enforce this issue as soon as possible. I did not know that this would ever happen. And I know I should have blurred out my face but I do know know what else to do. My email is at kathar84atgmail.com. The pictures in A John's threads are all me. Kath1.jpg, kath.jpeg, and another picture of me in the main hall.AJohn can't take your pictures down. Once we post a pic, it's up there. My guess is that you're LEarning your lesson the hard way. If you really wanted your privacy though, why did you go and put your email address in your post? Makes a monger wonder...

A John
01-21-07, 01:23
My SO actually called this one that's why we ask if anyone else had seen her. Then this longtime member William comes out of the woodwork. Then comes AKE "Eat Me" HUMMM do believe both of them are working as one.

You know good cop bad cop scenario. Seemed awful funny. wiIIiam comes at me originally with more pictures in exchange for my "e-mail or something".

One day later he sends me this.

01-18-07 at 06:03
Wiiiiam
Regular Member
Reports: 0 Kathy

You guys have a great imagination. I like to read the forum and look at the pictures. I am discreet and do not care to post. Somehow I thought private messages were private - silly me.

Anyway Kathy likes to be discreet also so you should remove her face pictures.

Call me stupid as I quickly admit I am not the sharpest tool in the toolbox. But it seems to me Miss Eat Me I'd be fucking furious at my friend wiIIiam for trying to sell me out.

Happy Hunting
AJ

Jim Rob
01-21-07, 01:53
I smell bacon

Novaguy30
01-28-07, 13:55
http://eroticservices.********.com/?do=view&p=40451

Saw this provider couple of days ago. She also advertises in City paper. She lives in a high rise in falls church.

200/hr

LFK (no tongue action), CBJ, back massage, 2 pops in an hour. Over all a very good experience and will definately repeat.

Attitude - 9
Looks - 6
Service - 7
I would have given her a 8 for service if she provided BBBJ.

Mong678
02-03-07, 20:11
I am guessing some of you are in the same boat I am, avoiding the AMPs and checking the Escorts out. Most of the gals I have been checking out online the past couple weeks are in Miami this week for the game.

I decided to check out Alexa in Tysons Corner on Friday night. She has been posting on CL lately.

Long story short: Nice girl but I wouldn't waste the money again.

Any seniors looking for details, feel free to PM me.

GrimJim28
02-26-07, 01:51
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/283476745.htmlShe's a sweet girl. Very petite. Great spinner, and can ride and cling with the best of em. Not the easiest to get ahold of during the week, but will get back to you and usually picks up on weekends. Nice conical breasts with pierced nips. Doesn't like them sucked, I think some idiot always tries to tug with his teeth or somethin. It has always been a GFE, but no BBBJ. Last time I paid the full hour but only stayed for a half. She did tell me to slow down but when you get to the point of no return you know that's not gonna happen. No offer for a part two, but the first time I saw her she was all about the twofer. She's worth the time, but see her at the hotel suite and not her home. Different atmosphere, different service.

Drew Park
02-26-07, 22:15
... No offer for a part two, but the first time I saw her she was all about the twofer. She's worth the time, but see her at the hotel suite and not her home. Different atmosphere, different service...

Just curious, what is the difference between the home and the hotel? And how do you know where she might be working?

GrimJim28
03-10-07, 19:43
Just curious, what is the difference between the home and the hotel? And how do you know where she might be working?Diff is, home is the standard matress on the floor by the light of the TV kinda deal. Meet her in an expensive hotel suite and obviously the environments and attitudes change. She usually operates out of a suite, I may have caught her on a rush\off night. Make sure you specify multiple pops desired.

L Knit
03-16-07, 12:56
Had a dream about a hot Asian named Ami. in Fairfax, Thought I saw her reviews on TER. The best CBJ I have ever dreamed about, It was soo good it felt like BB. killed 2 cupps of coffee in my 1 hour dream for $$. I think I will try to dream about her again soon. PM if you want to hear about it.

L Knit
03-16-07, 13:00
Boy I cant stop dreaming these days, Kiersten Anju Fairfax, reviews on TER and BD. Dream scale, looks 8, perf 8, Location 10.

Project Weird
03-19-07, 19:58
Hey guys,

I just thought I'd pass on some good intel. There is a new agency in Woodbridge that advertises on Craigslist. While I have not tried the service, I'm rather sure they are a cash and dash. Their providers are Tori, Michelle, and MONICA. Bad reviews for the number on TER and their ad are carefully crafted to say nothing.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/296331865.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/296763746.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/296769771.html

Sleazebum
04-07-07, 14:04
I just crawled home after a FANTASTIC session with SASHA MARTELL!!

If you have not seen her yet, just go see her!!

You have not experienced ANYTHING near as great as some time with her is!

See her ads on CL and BELIEVE EVERY WORD of them! See took me to places and levels I have never hit before and I will absolutely go see her again and again...

Go to CL and do a search on SASHA MARTELL and then get an appointment with her.

You will be very happy you did!

I need a nap now...

PM if you really want details, but it is best for you to just go see her.

JJ

Sashimi
04-09-07, 19:42
Has anyone checked out this hot K-girl from Vienna who adverises on CL.

FWDisaster
04-12-07, 01:11
I was in Manassas on some business and while sitting idle I surfed on to CL and found this little sweety. She sounds like a white girl. She does out calls only. I think she still lives with Mom and Dad. She says she is almost 20 years old. There are some pics on her page she says a pro-photographer did, but I don't think they are her. She is built great though. She said she doesn't have a car and is in college. She pulls up on a little scooter. She does car dates if you don't have a place. She just jumps in, jumps on, and is incredible. She is not alway on CL but she always has her page up. Cjettas. Tk When I am in that part of the world and have some time to kill I will call her again.

Sam 69
04-13-07, 04:28
Has anyone checked out this hot K-girl from Vienna who adverises on CL.Haven't tried her out but friends tell me her pictures are the real deal - problem is she only gives HJs at a benny a pop and is extremely mechanical about it. But definitely gorgeous. Almost went to her today as first two choices were initially denied.

Sam 69
04-13-07, 04:51
Newbie to this area but was senior member in another state (and another handle) Been trolling the TER reviews and figured I'd try this agency for a change - plus I haven't had Thai in a while...

Called at 6pm, no answer. Called again at 6:30pm, no answer. Figured they were either too busy or for some reason closed. Try my 2nd choice, she's busy until 9pm. Dang it, can't do it then... so I try again at 6:45pm - an answer! I ask if Kara is available, the handler says she is available anytime (well then why the hell didn't you pick up earlier?!?) so I say I can get there by 7:30pm for sure and get the addy. I arrive a bit earlier and do the typical two call system. Warning - the handler does not speak very good Engrish and worst yet has a really soft voice so it's difficult to hear her as well.

I'm greeted at the door by Kara in a nice teddy showing off her dark nipples and C-size chest. She's pretty petite, standing at 5'1 but with curves that kill - not only a nice pair of tits, but a nice curvy ass as well. Face is not bad if she smiled a little more. Start with a shower (she doesn't join) and then joins me in the room afterwards. We do a little chit chat and find out she's from Cali as well and going back on the 21st. This helps as it establishes some kind of connection - we do the money exchange, she comes back with a bottle of water for me.

Starts with a so-so massage - it had the potential to be much better as she has strong hands and could've given a really good Thai massage (if you haven't had the legit thing, it is the greatest) I was really surprised when she asked me to flip as I expected at least the typical Thai treatment I used to get which usually included body wash with tongue and sometimes rimming. On the flip she proceeds with a body rub and a little bit of Russian - she does have some nice tits for that. Now her face is looking good - she has this nasty come-hither look which was especially porn-like when she gives the CBJ. Very good CBJ with some good tongue action. At this point she has her top off but not her bottom so I reach around that beautiful round ass of hers and remove it. She lies down for some DATY - I wasn't particularly in the mood so I did my duty - not particularly tasty and she sounds like she's faking it so I go for the main course. I wanted a better look at that ass so we go at it doggy style. Interesting bed - it's really soft and you can really pound into her - I was almost afraid I'd break the bed but it was surprisingly robust. Switched into mish but I thought I was gonna pop so I asked her to get on top. She went RCG on me, which I don't like as much so I FUTB - surprisingly she didn't stop me until I actually penetrated. We pound some more in that position and I finally pop - took me a while because she would just rub back and forth rather than fully ride me so I didn't get the full sensation. She sits there for a while regaining her breath then goes to get me a towel. This takes a little while and I almost fall asleep but she returns and cleans me and dries me off.

All in all a great dream... L: 8, A: 6, S: 6, E: standard, R: Yes if I get the chance.

Novaguy30
04-13-07, 12:12
Has anyone checked out this hot K-girl from Vienna who adverises on CL.Can you pls post a link.

Low Jack
04-18-07, 17:49
Wow, it's been a while since I posted here. Anyways, I hooked up with Irene. (side note. The call taker has a soft voice and a real bad accent so you need to listen real carefully. She also asks for the girls name) Okay back to the details. She's a little spinner with an average face. When she opened the door I expected just a petite thingee with an average body cause she was wearing a little outfit. But when the peels fell a great body was to be had. Great stuff. Average face but kicking body. (I like em skinny and perky)

Low Jack
04-19-07, 15:44
All,

Guess what. I'm managed to throw away a grand in a week on these ladies. Looks like I'll cut back on it all. I've tried those latina's in craigs and they are all old ladies who don't speak a word of english. One note just do the half and never the full cause once you're finished they have their clothes on faster than ever. The thai ladies are fine but you have to deal with the soft spoken mamma san. The Chinese apartments are hit or miss. I've been shying away from the Koreans cause. (I've got inside info that they are being monitored.) The mah-sah-jee places. They've been getting good business cause they are super busy when I get there. It kind of kills the mood for me to wait. Kinda like a dawg in heat that cools off. Ya know? But in the end what do I show for it. Well, a lot of girls have my number and I've been called by some of them when they are in town. I hope you all are safe for the week. Take care. Until I run my rat chase again.

P.S. What better way to spend a tax return?

Project Weird
04-19-07, 22:32
Wow, it's been a while since I posted here. Anyways, I hooked up with Irene. (side note. The call taker has a soft voice and a real bad accent so you need to listen real carefully. She also asks for the girls name) Okay back to the details. She's a little spinner with an average face. When she opened the door I expected just a petite thingee with an average body cause she was wearing a little outfit. But when the peels fell a great body was to be had. Great stuff. Average face but kicking body. (I like em skinny and perky)Mind if I asked were you found her?

Sashimi
04-19-07, 22:42
NovaGuy,

The link is gone. She hasn't posted new one. Her tel no was 703-398-9656.

Serpico99
04-21-07, 12:50
All,

Guess what. I'm managed to throw away a grand in a week on these ladies. Looks like I'll cut back on it all. I've tried those latina's in craigs and they are all old ladies who don't speak a word of english. One note just do the half and never the full cause once you're finished they have their clothes on faster than ever. The thai ladies are fine but you have to deal with the soft spoken mamma san. The Chinese apartments are hit or miss. I've been shying away from the Koreans cause. (I've got inside info that they are being monitored.) The mah-sah-jee places. They've been getting good business cause they are super busy when I get there. It kind of kills the mood for me to wait. Kinda like a dawg in heat that cools off. Ya know? But in the end what do I show for it. Well, a lot of girls have my number and I've been called by some of them when they are in town. I hope you all are safe for the week. Take care. Until I run my rat chase again.

P.S. What better way to spend a tax return?Thai ladies? from CL? (I have seen only one Thai advertise on CL) and I crusied through back posts looking for info on the Chinese apartments, is that on CL too?

Low Jack
04-22-07, 01:24
Hey all,

Just an FYI. Okay. The Thai girls are advertised via the regular sites. Anyways. Here's the scoop they used to advertise on craigslist and were based out of the Alexandria area. I'd say that was about two years ago. They moved to I think the falls church area. Than a little in arlington and then where they are now. I guess they "moved on up" or so. And then there are the Chinese apts. They all used to advertise in the City Paper about three years ago. They were all based out of Rockville but expanded because of the hornballs out there. They had been in VA for I guess two years now. I guess they "moved on up" and are advertising via the regular sites. There was one place that did get busted during the whole Korean massage bust about eight months ago. Then there are the Korean escort places. You can tell now cause of the crack down that they need references and what not, which I personally don't want on rolling around. (call me a former victim of identity theft). Jee whiz. I guess I do know a lot of history of the area. I'm not one for the glam escort girls that charge excess cause well, I'm a horn ball and once or even twice just ain't enough and tax returns ain't a dime a dozen. I guess I am a sexaholic. Oh well.

Low Jack
04-22-07, 02:05
This happened to me yesterday

With every girl I've met (except for one that did lines during one session) I find something nice about them and focus on that. Which brings me to the action adventure. One girl was beat up in the next room during my session. She ran out crying and my girl left the session. Unfortunately, things didn't go too well after that. He was shouting with "B" this and "F" that and all sorts of superlatives. I got scared the police were going to come so I got dressed and started leaving and the dude started crap with me. Me being a bonehead decided to try and get medieval. Somehow I got a gash under the eye and he got a nightstand chair to the head. I think he got scared when one of the girls came around the corner with a pot in her hand screaming like a banshee out of hell cause he high tailed it out of there real fast. Thereafter, the girl that spoke the better english asked me to take both of the girls out of there. Luckily, they pack light and we were out of there real fast. Unfortunately, we all went out drinking which is not good for a recovering alcoholic like me. But I dropped them off at the other "safe house. " As I drove home I kept thinking, "I think I just made a Jackie Chan movie. " The owner of the place called me today and thanked me and told me to stop by for a drink. Urgh! Too much adventure for the weekend.

Hey guys. Not repeat an old thing but treat the women right or an idiot like me is likely to start something. Also if the dude who took the nightstand chair to the head is reading this, you owe me money for the session.

Sam 69
04-26-07, 02:27
That is one helluva session! Props to you for your actions - mongers like that only give us a bad name. Did this happen in Irene's apartment? I hope not 'cause I really like that place. Excellent review of Irene, I didn't realize she had a hot bod - I had met her after my last session with Cara who sadly left on Saturday. Maybe it's 'cause she was wearing a large t-shirt. I'll definitely be back there. I'm a little surprised that the manager or even the girls didn't give you back the $$ - I've been in those situations before and I've found that they are usually extremely appreciative of what you did, especially considering you got hurt. I don't need to tell an experienced monger like you that getting to know the owner can be a really great thing - you can get all sorts of goodies that way (I had the entrance fee waived at one place that I got to know well).

Great job but let's hope it doesn't happen again! Stay safe!

Randy Farang
04-26-07, 18:05
I was in a hurry to take care of my problem this week, and decided to give Natasha a try. Her CL ad is specific, hand job only, but the photos were enticing. We hooked up in a local inn and it was a good session. Her photos are current, and, if anything, she is cuter in the flesh. She was pretty insistant that hand job only means just that, but she gives good hand.

She seemed intelligent, was an entusiastic partner, and I enjoyed the session enough that I would return. She is a little tough to get through to on the phone, but keep trying. I think that if you are willing to settle for a good massage and a happy finish you'll find this a pleasant interlude.

Randy

Low Jack
04-27-07, 13:23
What the hell? Which escort were you seeing? And what did that fucker look like?I was seeing one of the chinese chicks. The dude was a caucasion fellow with a beard and mustache about 5'8 or so. Kind of skinny and maybe early 40's or so. Quite a Jacky Chan experience.

Low Jack
04-27-07, 13:26
That is one helluva session! Props to you for your actions - mongers like that only give us a bad name. Did this happen in Irene's apartment? I hope not 'cause I really like that place. Excellent review of Irene, I didn't realize she had a hot bod - I had met her after my last session with Cara who sadly left on Saturday. Maybe it's 'cause she was wearing a large t-shirt. I'll definitely be back there. I'm a little surprised that the manager or even the girls didn't give you back the $$ - I've been in those situations before and I've found that they are usually extremely appreciative of what you did, especially considering you got hurt. I don't need to tell an experienced monger like you that getting to know the owner can be a really great thing - you can get all sorts of goodies that way (I had the entrance fee waived at one place that I got to know well).

Great job but let's hope it doesn't happen again! Stay safe!Not the thai ladies. She does have a hell of a bod though!

Low Jack
04-27-07, 13:38
All,

Went to see this japanese girl at the thai place and she was okay. I did have a conversation with her and she said some dude hit her when she started a couple of weeks ago. Urgh. Memories of the Chinese apartment came back. Anyways, okay face, and real kissy kissy. Standard smoking of the coated hog, bull riding and snoop pound. Ya know? LOL. She's really nice. I think she said she'll be heading to MD. Okay face. A little chunky but okay. Treat her right and she'll take care of you. BTW she let me sleep on the couch for a bit. If one of you guys noticed some dude snoring away when you came in, that was me.

Be safe and may johnny law never catch ya with your chaney showing.

Low Jack
05-02-07, 09:31
Went to the chinese place and met up with Angela. Anyways, the regular two call and waiting like a dog(btw, cell phones ranges at the tyson's apartments real suck!). I got there and she's got a beautiful face and a normal natural bod. Standard everything but mid session, I found out that this girl is totally flexible. I was able to spin her legs in every position imaginable. Turn on totally. Been a while since the summer olympics was coming but this was the pregame warmup. A really nice girl. And sorry to the dude I bumped into on the way out. My bad!

Saiyen
05-04-07, 22:06
This happened to me yesterday

With every girl I've met (except for one that did lines during one session) I find something nice about them and focus on that. Which brings me to the action adventure. One girl was beat up in the next room during my session. She ran out crying and my girl left the session. Unfortunately, things didn't go too well after that. He was shouting with "B" this and "F" that and all sorts of superlatives. I got scared the police were going to come so I got dressed and started leaving and the dude started crap with me. Me being a bonehead decided to try and get medieval. Somehow I got a gash under the eye and he got a nightstand chair to the head. I think he got scared when one of the girls came around the corner with a pot in her hand screaming like a banshee out of hell cause he high tailed it out of there real fast. Thereafter, the girl that spoke the better english asked me to take both of the girls out of there. Luckily, they pack light and we were out of there real fast. Unfortunately, we all went out drinking which is not good for a recovering alcoholic like me. But I dropped them off at the other "safe house. " As I drove home I kept thinking, "I think I just made a Jackie Chan movie. " The owner of the place called me today and thanked me and told me to stop by for a drink. Urgh! Too much adventure for the weekend.

Hey guys. Not repeat an old thing but treat the women right or an idiot like me is likely to start something. Also if the dude who took the nightstand chair to the head is reading this, you owe me money for the session.Wow I that is insane man. Props to standing your ground and protecting the ladies. I can understand being tough to go drinking when your trying to stay away from the bottle. I'm sure now that your in tight with the owner that your future sessions will be more pleasent ;)

Sam 69
05-05-07, 19:39
Went to the chinese place and met up with Angela...Been a while since the summer olympics was coming but this was the pregame warmup. LOL I was just reading today about how the Chinese were sending out some of their gymnasts to train across the world - this brings a whole new meaning to that article!

Someone else had seen Irene and complained about the small size of her chest - you think they are doing a bait and switch over there?? I think I saw the Japanese girl but her figure was hard to hide (wearing a white teddy?)

Spaman2
05-08-07, 03:33
Come on dudes, lets start posting more reviews and liven up the board. It only takes 2 minutes to post a review and it helps us all out so we can save our cash on good girls

Jewels

Posts on craigslist and this picture is her with brown hair and 30 pounds ago. She is heavier now and has blondish hair. Real cool girl, very friendly, very beautiful. Great big ass for all you ass lovers. Nice big titties (bigger than in the pic). in Chantilly.

Face 7
Body 7
Attitude 8

Spaman2
05-08-07, 03:42
Can somebody please pm or make a report on the best latina / spanish providers in the nova area? I have not found any decent ones yet.

Hungry N Horny
05-10-07, 08:36
7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.

Hungry N Horny
05-10-07, 09:00
Chantilly gal advertises on CL "Sensual Erotic Full Body Massage with an explosive tension release by an Exotic Korean/Dominican beauty for upscale gentlemen". Do not believe this one. Went there Monday PM. Someone in other room kept making noises like he was dying (assumed this is her handler). She kept stepping out for one reason or another. Just would start to get possibly interesting with blood flow—and wham out the room. Session was short—pleasure not there. Stay away from this one—does not pay to play in this playground.

Low Jack
05-11-07, 14:12
7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.


Hey you should try Lila out for a while. She's on the pricier side but man is she wild!

Low Jack
05-14-07, 17:57
All,

I think I kind of took one for the team. Anyways, Amerie advertises on Craigslist but the pictures aint her. She overcharges 2 bens for just a regular VA amp job. If you're into massages and overpaying, I think she's the one for you. Woah as me! I tried negotiating down but when you have the head not thinking correctly you get stupid. URGH! But I have to say she is a sweet lady.

The Jack of Low Trades.

Spaman2
05-15-07, 12:14
Keep the great intel coming! Here are 3 pics regarding latest intel. one is black girl Amerie (avoid) and the other is "Exotic Korean/Dominican beauty for upscale gentlemen" (avoid)

Ampfreq
05-16-07, 06:18
Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

af

Go Slow
05-16-07, 12:42
Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.


Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

af

Ampfreq
05-16-07, 16:07
As far as LARS goes I would say 7/8/8/8. Her breasts were enhanced but it was a real good job!

Stay safe.


Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.

Spaman2
05-17-07, 22:19
Saw the very good looking, super nice tits, lil chunky in all the right places Miss Lindsay. Great girl. very new to business. did it all over the room in every position imaginable. By the end of half hour totally exhasted. Great experience.

Keep the info coming!

Spaman2
05-17-07, 22:27
Oh yea, forgot to mention, here is a great way to see craigslist

http://washingtondc.listpic.com/search/ers?hasPic=1&query=w4m&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

Low Jack
05-18-07, 08:19
Oh yea, forgot to mention, here is a great way to see craigslist

http://washingtondc.listpic.com/search/ers?hasPic=1&query=w4m&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

That's awesome!

Sleazebum
05-18-07, 10:10
www.oldernlace.com

Looks interesting.

JJ

Serpico99
05-18-07, 19:42
Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

afWhich paper? There was mention of a K-girl in Vienna not too long ago, someone posted her number as well.

Serpico99
05-18-07, 19:50
7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.Where is she advertising? I like the older Asian milf-y types.

Sleazebum
05-18-07, 22:11
Same provider, three diferent phone numbers (at least). She says she uses the different numbers to see which ad is working the best on CL.

Do you smell bacon in this?

Phone numbers are:

703-206-0077
703-206-0432
703-206-0420

Numbers are spelled out rather than in numbers in each ad.

Would you go for it?

Please advise!

JJ

Max999
05-20-07, 19:32
Same provider, three diferent phone numbers (at least). She says she uses the different numbers to see which ad is working the best on CL.

Do you smell bacon in this?

Phone numbers are:

703-206-0077
703-206-0432
703-206-0420

Numbers are spelled out rather than in numbers in each ad.

Would you go for it?

Please advise!

JJ
Google the numbers.

Benchseats Rock
05-20-07, 20:36
www.oldernlace.com

Looks interesting.

JJ


Very interesting Sleazebum... nice find there. Next time I am up in Boston I might just have to look up her friend if the reviews support it.


Bench

Sleazebum
05-23-07, 16:26
O MY BROTHERS!!! I definately TOFTT this time!

BEWARE OF THE WITCH!!!!!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/336720765.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/335048713.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/332913360.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/332759605.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/332142010.html

703-206-0077
703-206-0420
703-206-0432

Goes by the name of SHANNON

VERY OLD! FAT! DROOPY TITS! BAD TEETH!

She smokes tobacco a lot! The incall stinks from all the smoking in there and the place is a dump. Actually dump is too good a word for it.

She gives a fairly good CBJ and is a willing enough doggie and mish but it just ain't worth it to have to breath in all that bad air in her place.

DO NOT try her unless you thrive on foul air, bad teeth, old, fat, ugly nastiness!

Even with all my years in the military in many sink holes all over the world I have NEVER sank so low, EVER!!

On any scales she rates a good, solid MINUS 500 across the board.

Of course, YMMV...but I doubt it.

JJ

L Knit
05-24-07, 10:18
Hey all, Had a dream I saw some reviews on An Asian named Ami in Fairfax on TER, I had a wounderfull 2 cups of coffee for $$. A def. must see. Check for reviews on TER, or proven members can PM.

Likes Fun Peep
05-26-07, 12:23
Oh yea, forgot to mention, here is a great way to see craigslist

http://washingtondc.listpic.com/search/ers?hasPic=1&query=w4m&minAsk=min&maxAsk=maxThis is the best link! It saves so much time!

Thanks a bunch.

Project Weird
05-26-07, 23:38
Good morning, afternoon, evening, night,

Writing in cyberspace is always a hard time concept to deal with. Thanks for opening up the ad. Please note I'm not really selling anything or trying to buy anything for that matter. I'm just simply passing knowledge on. I've been conducting some research, which I plan to publish later in life. I thought it might be interesting to see what the impact would be on adult forum this information would have. I'll be covering about six areas titled below. If you have any comments feel free to write me. It's silly to say that I have become a wealth of knowledge in this forum but I'm sure others know more than me so conversations have to start someplace.

Did you know. How the givers see themselves

Did you know. What they want in a session

Did you know. What they want to see

Did you know. It all about the timing

Did you know. Who the heck are they

Did you know. It’s all about the green backs

Did you know. What they want in a session

The logistics of the events. For the sake of argument, a provider is the one selling her time and a client is the one paying for the time. I know it's silly but it's good to get the ground rules straight. It appears that the client likes "performance over looks" 69% of the time or the opposite. The clients usually schedule an hour worth on time 67% of the time. I guess providers shouldn't feel so bad about not getting a gift on the first visit, 52% of clients don’t bring anything. When greeting, the client would like a hug or kiss at the beginning of the session. I guess if a provider hugs 31% of the time and kissed 35% of the time then she would be right on the ball.

Oh good details. This little area is going to address what happens after the doors close and when two mutually consenting adults agree to have a more "pleasurable" time. Gees, they have sex if I have to sell it out to you. Surveys say that the clients prefer, 64% of the time, to have foreplay before the engagement of sex. Under that assumption, the client prefers a bareback blow job, BBBJ, to a covered blow job, CBJ, 89% of the time. That is an interesting fact because it raises some health concerns. "Chlamydia, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis (multiple strains), and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) — including HIV — can be transmitted through oral sex. While the risk of transmitting HIV through fellatio is unknown, it is suspected to be fairly rare. The risk from most of these types of infection, however, is generally considered far lower than that associated with vaginal or anal sex. " I know what you're thinking, doesn’t saliva break down this "stuff"? Not exactly. The digestive functions of saliva include moistening food, and helping to create a food bolus, so it can be swallowed easily. Saliva contains the enzyme amylase that breaks some starches down into maltose and dextrin. You see, an STD is more of a bacterium which the mouth juices don't readily attack. If the sperm gets to the stomach then the stomach acids will take care of it. If the stomach is in perfect health. Not trying to scare you, just passing on the information. On the same note, clients prefer, 58% of the time, to give facials.compromise?

Okay, enough with the foreplay. The clients favor positions happens to be doggie style, 37% of the time, while 29% percent of the time the client prefers cowboy. If you don’t what that means you can look it up. Alright, I can stand it when you look at me that way. "Doggy style is a sex position. This name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating (see canine copulation). It is also known as kitty style, retrocopulation, or simply rear entry, or by its Latin name, coitus more ferarum ("sex after the custom of beasts"). This position has been used since antiquity. It is described in the Kama Sutra as "the congress of a cow" and is listed in The Perfumed Garden. In this position, the receiving partner crouches on all fours with the legs slightly spread, while the penetrating partner penetrates the receiver vaginally or anally from behind with their penis or strap-on dildo. " "The receptive partner on top sex position, also called the jackhammer, man on top, woman on top, cowboy or cowgirl position, is a sex position in which: the insertive partner lies on their back or sits down in a chair of some kind, the receptive partner sits on top of them while facing them, with the insertive partner's body between their legs, the receptive partner aligns their vagina or anus over the phallus to facilitate penetration. The name derives from the image of the receptive partner "riding" the insertive partner like a cowboy or cowgirl rides a bucking horse. It is one of a number of receptive partner superior sexual positions, another being the reverse cowgirl. " About 50% of the clients prefer that a provider offer anal activities, or Greek think it's called. The client usually likes to finish up either doggy style 38% of the time or with a BJ 30% of the time. The client usually likes to go for two rounds with a provider about 46% of the time. About 39% of the time, it's a one-shot deal.

On the emotional side of the house, 63% of the clients prefer to have a girlfriend experience, GFE, over other types of encounters. When given, the choice between a porn star experienced, PSE, the GFE, a client will choose the girlfriend experience 70% of the time. Standard clients usually tries to make a provider have an orgasm 55% of the time. He’s trying. I won’t ask if he is doing anything for you.

Drew Park
05-29-07, 18:51
Did you know. How the givers see themselves

Did you know. What they want in a session

Did you know. What they want to see

Did you know. It all about the timing

Did you know. Who the heck are they

Did you know. It’s all about the green backs


"How the givers see themselves?" In a mirror, like the rest of us?

"What they want in a session?" A generous, clean & polite gentleman?

"What they want to see" Us naked and with an erection!

"Who the heck are they" I sure hope they're girls!

"It’s all about the green backs" Ummmm sure.

Zoomster
05-30-07, 00:56
Good morning, afternoon, evening, night,

Writing in cyberspace is always a hard time concept to deal with. Thanks for opening up the ad. Please note I'm not really selling anything or trying to buy anything for that matter. I'm just simply passing knowledge on. I've been conducting some research, which I plan to publish later in life. I thought it might be interesting to see what the impact would be on adult forum this information would have. I'll be covering about six areas titled below. If you have any comments feel free to write me. It's silly to say that I have become a wealth of knowledge in this forum but I'm sure others know more than me so conversations have to start someplace.



Project Weird, I have no idea what you are attempting to do with this post. This isn't an advertising forum, just a place for mongers to share info. So far you have only referenced the reviews of other mongers, tossed out statistics without citation, and gone into detail about practices most of us are well familiar with. I'm not trying to put you down, but you might get more responses if you actually provide something relevant, such as a review of an escort you have met. Your post is interesting, but a little ...weird.

Asouperman
06-01-07, 12:52
Any Info on this one?

McKenzie the Epitme of MILF In Manassas Tonight - w4m - 44

Sleazebum
06-02-07, 14:04
Chinese condo, that is...you never know what you are going to get!!

I mean the one at 571-244-9593 in Tysons. The last time I called them I did NOT have a good session but this time made up for it, and then some!

So, call and get an appontment today or tomorrow because this girl leaves Monday and another one comes in.

She is sweet and nice. Typical young, Chinese body and appearance.

Well worth the trip and time spent.

JJ

Randy Farang
06-03-07, 14:41
But I'll bet you like it! Sleaze, once again, offers great advice. I tried his Chinese dish, which is actually Lao, and it's quite Posh! Not anywhere as good as the legendary Pon (for those who have been around for awhile) but certainly worth trying. I suggest that you might want to hurry, however, because I was told that it will be off the menu at the end of the week.

Pay close attention to the directions. I had some trouble understanding due to the accent, and it's really easy to miss.

Randy

Mason37
06-05-07, 21:38
Any Info on this one?

McKenzie the Epitme of MILF In Manassas Tonight - w4m - 44She has good reviews on TER- fairly pretty milf, excellent bod, very laid back once she's comfortable w/you, nice action.

VanDriver
06-08-07, 22:59
Any Info on this one?

McKenzie the Epitme of MILF In Manassas Tonight - w4m - 44

I hope this is not too late in reaching you... But, I had met up with Sexy McKenzie a few months ago as she regarded herself as the sexy milf-type provider.

As I said in my TER review, I would not repeat. There are WAY too many better looking and acting providers available.


She was a bit jumpy like someone in need of a "fix" and was very mechanical.

However, if you decide to see her, do post.

Van

L Knit
06-11-07, 15:22
Saw her the other day, Man her rates are crazy. I tried to see her a while back and she wanted $$.9 for a hour, I thought to myself, She's a CL provider? A Milf? Older? just how hot could she be? So I declined to see her. Now she has in her add something about a get aquainted special. SO I called her so I could see what she's like, she wanted $.9 for a 1/2 hour and then $ for 15 min, went over and had a quicky for $. she is older, does not look good, like someone else said she was really high strung, just average looking for a 40's something woman, Def. not worth the rates she's charging, I was out in 15Min after hitting it like a dog. She does however have a very nice shaved clean kitty cat. Maybe it's worth it for the hour but there are too many hot as hell women with awesome service for those kinds of rates.

Sleazebum
06-13-07, 07:19
Who has been to Sapphire/Blue Gems? The phone number there is 703.448.9449.

I have been looking at their web site and it all looks promising. However; I have never seen a real explanation of what a "private viewing" is and don't want to waste my $200.

Please PM me all the details of any visit you may have taken to see these girls.

Their web site is: http://www.bluegems.com

JJ

Sushi Boy
06-13-07, 15:44
Who has been to Sapphire/Blue Gems? The phone number there is 703.448.9449.

I have been looking at their web site and it all looks promising. However; I have never seen a real explanation of what a "private viewing" is and don't want to waste my $200.

Please PM me all the details of any visit you may have taken to see these girls.

Their web site is: http://www.bluegems.com

JJ
I used to frequent this place alot. I would only see Candi or Sydney (who are both independent now). PV usually means not full service. I have not been to BG since Samantha sold the place.

Peelbackone
06-13-07, 17:01
Who has been to Sapphire/Blue Gems? The phone number there is 703.448.9449.

I have been looking at their web site and it all looks promising. However; I have never seen a real explanation of what a "private viewing" is and don't want to waste my $200.

Please PM me all the details of any visit you may have taken to see these girls.

Their web site is: http://www.bluegems.com

JJFrom what I read you might get a HJ or BJ, but I don't believe you'll get the whole thing for $200 and IMHO that to much. Plus there is only about two out of the seven girls there I would like, but then again two is better than none.

Rentahoo
06-14-07, 15:46
Sorry to hear the downturn. She used to go by tess and worked through tori's secret back in the day. I saw her on a tour through Virginia when her rates were low and I had a great time. Alas, she has been doing this for quite a while and most seem to burn out well before they reach the longevity she has.

Jim Rob
06-15-07, 17:33
I"ve been to blue gems and saw mary. all you will get pretty much is a HJ. but don't waste your time at that place, because they don't allow reports to be posted on TER. that's because they dont want people knowing what a waste of time it is.

if anyone does see Mary, Her head is HUGE!

Max #01
06-15-07, 19:43
Sorry to hear the downturn. She used to go by tess and worked through tori's secret back in the day. I saw her on a tour through Virginia when her rates were low and I had a great time. Alas, she has been doing this for quite a while and most seem to burn out well before they reach the longevity she has.

I saw Tess right before she retired (for the first time) 3-4 years ago. For some reason, even though I empty everything from my pants pockets except the donation, I must have had a credit card in one of the pockets from a gas fill-up I had done right before I went to the hotel she was using. Sure enough, when I was reorganizing things when I got back home, I noticed the credit card was missing. I called the company and canceled the card no more than 2 hours after my session with Tess. There were several hundred dollars in charges already racked up. I could trace the holder of my credit card as they traveled from NOVA to Fredericksburg by the purchase locations. (How did I know Tess had taken my credit card??? She told me she was a single mom living in Fredericksburg during our session.)

The really sad thing was what she had purchased with my credit card. It wasn't a flat-screen TV or a trip to Tahiti. She bought groceries, children's clothing, and a tank of gas.

The lesson for me was to DOUBLE check my pockets before a session.

Jim Rob
06-15-07, 20:27
The sad thing is she used the money for the donations to get drugs, and then used your credit card for the items she should be using the donations money with. If crack heads took credit card, then you would have different charges.

Novaguy30
06-17-07, 01:58
Saw her the other day, Man her rates are crazy. I tried to see her a while back and she wanted $$.9 for a hour, I thought to myself, She's a CL provider? A Milf? Older? just how hot could she be? So I declined to see her. Now she has in her add something about a get aquainted special. SO I called her so I could see what she's like, she wanted $.9 for a 1/2 hour and then $ for 15 min, went over and had a quicky for $. she is older, does not look good, like someone else said she was really high strung, just average looking for a 40's something woman, Def. not worth the rates she's charging, I was out in 15Min after hitting it like a dog. She does however have a very nice shaved clean kitty cat. Maybe it's worth it for the hour but there are too many hot as hell women with awesome service for those kinds of rates.I saw her last weekend and was disappointed. Charged me 2.75 for an hour.

She just got an average body. For that much $$$$ got only one cup. When I tried for the second cup she said she dont have any more rubbers. I got really pissed and left.

Novaguy30
06-17-07, 14:37
Saw her last weekend and was disappointed. Charged me 2.75 for an hr and I just got one cup. When I tired for the second cup only got a HJ. Not even a BJ. There is nothing spectacular about her body. Just average. But she does have nice tits. I dont think I will repeat.

Randy Farang
06-18-07, 21:37
Gave Sasha Martell from CL a try. If you like big women she is worth the effort. Standard two call setup and she greeted me at the door. We quickly got horizontal and the fun began. She is a highly skilled technician and did not miss any of the good parts. A long round of asian was followed by great French. She is very enthusiatic and works to make sure that you are fully enjoying the session. The CL ad says $.50 - $$. I thought that it was certainly worth it. She has a lot of natural talent and responds readily to requests.

Dozing
06-19-07, 03:29
Recently I have been considering the various options of an Escort or AMP. I have never done anything like this before, so I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions. A reliable girl (near Tysons would be best) or favorite AMP?

I am hoping to avoid the situation of the guy who almost threw up from stinky fingers. Hahaha sorry big guy. I am also not looking to break the bank here, so any advice would be a big help.

Thanks,

D

Sleazebum
06-19-07, 17:08
Sasha Martell is GREAT!!!!!! She flat just WORE ME OUT the time I saw her!

She is a nice person too. I high;y recommend!

JJ


Gave Sasha Martell from CL a try. If you like big women she is worth the effort. Standard two call setup and she greeted me at the door. We quickly got horizontal and the fun began. She is a highly skilled technician and did not miss any of the good parts. A long round of asian was followed by great French. She is very enthusiatic and works to make sure that you are fully enjoying the session. The CL ad says $.50 - $$. I thought that it was certainly worth it. She has a lot of natural talent and responds readily to requests.

Sleazebum
06-19-07, 17:10
I doubt anyone will offer any guidance until after you have lost your cherry somewhere on your own.

Here is a hint: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/

Now! Go forth and do great things!!

JJ



Recently I have been considering the various options of an Escort or AMP. I have never done anything like this before, so I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions. A reliable girl (near Tysons would be best) or favorite AMP?

I am hoping to avoid the situation of the guy who almost threw up from stinky fingers. Hahaha sorry big guy. I am also not looking to break the bank here, so any advice would be a big help.

Thanks,

D

Randy Farang
06-20-07, 11:26
Glad to know that we appreciate the same things. I've got to agree, by the time I left Sasha had me panting for breath. Never met anyone who takes as much care in making sure you are having a good time!

Randy

NewInnVA
06-21-07, 14:10
I use to use them alot. Been out of it for a while and now they are gone.

Any intel is appreciated.

Thanks

Spaman2
06-29-07, 00:13
Damn guys, I feel bad for y'all. It looks like I am the only one getting tasting the different fruits this area has to offer!

Sasha Martell, are you serious? Her pictures are so fake it is unbelieveable. I hope you guys posting her praises are not Sasha Seriosly she is really beyond fugly, and a pretty lousy lay.

I have about 3 more reports to post later when I get some time I will. But for now I really have to tell you about the latest and greatest thing. Jasmine from CL. Holy crap I am not kidding you all this girl is a perfect ten. But comes with attitude. But as far as I am concerned I could care less, the tude was not thaaaat bad. I banged for a good solid half hour and she is tight as hell. One thing she does not show in her CL pictures is the insanely huge triple HHH hangers. UN-believabley gorgeous, seriously better looking than most porn stars I have ever seen.

Caveman62
07-01-07, 12:40
I agree with Spaman2. Sasha gives good service, but is much bigger and uglier than her pictures would leave you to believe.

Jasmine is extremely hot, but has a bad tude. I paid for an hour, then she told me she only had one cover so I had one ride. She refused to refund any amount. I told her I would assume she would be prepared for my visit, and I was very unhappy, but she didn't seem to care.

Low Jack
07-02-07, 14:16
Urgh! All the numbers are going to a filled voicemail box for the chinese apartments in the VA area. It's a bit nutty. I called up mama san and she really didn't get into details but sent me on a crazy adventure to arlington where I was greeted by Hsa Hsa. Nice youthful and a bit nutty girl. A 8 or so in my eyes. Great enthusiastic plus a squeeker. (squeek like a mouse) Senior members PM me for more details.

Mong678
07-06-07, 08:54
I don't ususally report on escorts since I like the AMPs, but I guess I have been branching out a little. I have been a little slow on my reports but the following three have been within the last two and a half months.

ALexa is on CL every so so often in the NOVA area and back on this week. She said she is from CA.

Met her in Tysons, typical two call system, which turned into three or four because of my bad navigation skills but that's a different story. She was available on short notice and answered her own phone.

Answered the door in jeans and a T-shirt.

All-in-all. Not very impressed. The pictures in the ads are of her but they have been air brushed a lot. When I saw her it was mid day and she looked as though she just rolled out of bed. She was thick like the pictures but a lot of acne on her face. She had a pierced tongue, in case anyone is into that.

The big turn off for me was that she seemed high. Really out of it, dazed look on her face. Good conversation, talked about her job etc. I always like to ask just out of curiosity.

Typical service, no DATY but I don't think I would want to with her. CBJ, Doggie, Miss and COB.

Not very memorable and would not repeat.

Pictures attached

Mong678
07-06-07, 09:10
Alright, I am sorry that I do not remember these girls names but I have attached pictures from their websites so you can do the math if you see their ads.

This one was a cute little spinner. I saw the ad on CL and gave her a call, she answered her own phone and was available on short notice.

Met in Tysons, two call system, in a nice incall location.

These pictures are all her! I was afraid that they were airbrushed like so many others but they were not. The only difference is that she did not have the make-up on. Very cute and petite no physical flaws that I saw.

Answered the door in nice bra and panties and was ready to get right to work. I got a little bit of a rushed feeling but nothing overt, just a feeling. No real complaints at all other than I didn't spend a whole hour there.

One weird thing that I have never seen before so you may want to watch out for it. Once we got started, she took out the lube and started working my rod, which was great but when she went to put the cover on later, it was a little difficult and after going at it doggie style for a while the cover started coming off because of so much lube already on me. It was a little awkward stopping to readjust and worrying that would come off inside. (No I am not that small. It was because of the lube. Even though I am an Irishman, I have never had one come off.)

Altogether, lubed HJ, CBJ, Doggie, Missionary and COB.

I will repeat if the opportunity comes up and would recommend, especially if you are into spinners.

Mong678
07-06-07, 09:31
Ok, this is my last one for today and again, I am sorry I do not remember the name she was using when I saw her. It was about 2 months ago but she posts on CL in NOVA a lot.

I feel bad giving her a bad report because she was a really nice girl. Down to earth and super easy to talk to, but the pictures were either not of her or they were taken a long time ago.

I was going to be in the Haymarket area visiting a friend so I figured I would see if there was anything on my way out that looked interesting. I saw this girl in Chantilly and I have seen her ad many times before on CL. The pictures were a little grainy but I figured "what the hell, maybe I will TOFTT" I did.

Answered her own phone, available on short notice in a decent/safe incall in Chantilly. Answered the door in a see thru nighty but I was actually wondering if this was the same girl in the picture. I considered leaving because I was a little surprised. She was about 50-60 lbs heavier than the picture and just kind of dumpy looking. Tits were saggy, big belly, but I figured I am here so why not. Like I said, she was very pleasent and easy to talk to. On the good side, she did say that she offered multiple pops as long as it was within the hour. Problem for me was I could not get it up looking at her for the second time, even when she tried a CBJ it wasn't happening.

Nothing special, CBJ, Doggie, Missionary, layed there and talked for 30 minutes or so and tried again but couldn't do it. I like thick girls too but she just wasn't making it happen for me. I would not repeat and caution others if you are basing it off of her pictures.

Pervylooker
07-07-07, 17:51
Not very memorable and would not repeat.

Pictures attachedWas she anything close to this at least?

Thanks for the review, btw.

http://images.craigslist.org/01010701020701030420070707168a2decfd5f1ba27e00a8bd.jpg

Pervylooker
07-07-07, 18:03
Has anyone seen this hottie yet?

http://images.craigslist.org/010201010311010412200707065c7c3a44be731a6f370015d1.jpg

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/368248431.html

Care to report? :)

Cheers!

Mong678
07-08-07, 09:13
Was she anything close to this at least?

Thanks for the review, btw.

http://images.craigslist.org/01010701020701030420070707168a2decfd5f1ba27e00a8bd.jpgYeah, that is her.

Hazzard
07-08-07, 18:24
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/368990687.html

Price $.5 for HH $$ for a full hour.

The pictures are real, though her attitude was horrible. Extremely rushed, she was a one pop wonder who was taking calls during our meet and pushed me out the door for her next appointment.

Her services were a major DFE. Horrible all around, I wouldn't recommend to anyone.

Shithead06
07-09-07, 01:25
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/368990687.html

Price $.5 for HH $$ for a full hour.

The pictures are real, though her attitude was horrible. Extremely rushed, she was a one pop wonder who was taking calls during our meet and pushed me out the door for her next appointment.

Her services were a major DFE. Horrible all around, I wouldn't recommend to anyone.

Hazzard,

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you, I knew her about three years back when she was working the K&L track D.C., Back then a car date was 1 1/2 jacksons for a CBJ and as low as 3 jacksons for FS and way back then anything was on the menu and all was outstanding with great attiude.

Spaman2
07-10-07, 01:50
It is great to finally see a lot of reviews for all these NOVA providers. We are all benefiting from this good information. Keep posting!

I've been wondering a long time about about Paradise and the spinner. Also I've been wondering about Bria and also Mya who are in Tysons.

A few weeks ago I saw Sabrina who always seems to be in Sterling / Herndon area. Very nice GFE (the first time I had it). Pretty much everything was on the menu including BBBJ (no cim though) and it was a very long unrushed session. Lot of sweet talk and stuff. Face is a 7? Body 6 (not fat but not skinny), attitude 9/10 I guess.

Low Jack
07-10-07, 17:09
http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/photos/The_DC_Madam_Phone_Records.html

Basically it lists this DC madam's phone records. HA HA! Some politicians are gonna be in trouble!!

Spaman2
07-13-07, 18:04
Wow, had a great session with Dutchess. Paid for the whole hour. She has a great attitude. Just a total sex toy. Before session started I asked her if multiples were allowed and she said "as many as you can handle baby" and so we were off. Great BBBJ for a long time, did it all over the place, popped. Napped for about 10 minutes. Back to BBBJ, cg, doggy, hands behind back doggy (insane), what a pretty pussy. The whole time I was there she never stoppped playing with herself. Perfect babe, really cool girl. Looks exactly like the pictures. Pretty smile too.

Face 9.5
Attitude 11
Body 9.5

Aragorn
07-13-07, 21:25
Cl had an ad with pictures today of a girl claiming to be from Argentina. Gave her a ring. She is Latina, we spoke in Spanish. Said she was from BA, but didn't have the porteña accent. Said she hadn't worked in BA, asked if it was complete service, she didn't know what that was. When I explained, she said the back door was closed. Said she would be in town for a week.

Casimiro
07-15-07, 09:49
I will definitely NOT repeat this one.

These are all from EROS and they are all the same people. Pictures are very good, but they are not real. Price is reasonable at $$.2, and located in Alexandria, off Beauregard.. very tricky to get there, very misterious ladies, misdirection twice, etc then you are finally at the private community. They would not disclose details, and until the last minute I asked if it was FS, they said 'I'll take good care of you..', and even though I thought it was a ripoff, I figured I am already here.. What the hell.. so it was... the service is only HJ.. nothing else... I am definitely not into HJs, so I endured the suffering while it lasted, but it kind of killed my night...

Good luck to you all.

Casimiro

http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-kk3-agency9.htm
http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-kk3-agency6.htm

Spaman2
07-15-07, 12:23
I met with Deja, asian on CL. this girl very young and inexperienced but has an awesome body and face.

To quote Too Short:
-------------------------------
Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting months to fuck
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe
Listen to a real dog, cause I know

You get a pretty yellow ***** with that long-ass hair
Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass *****
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick

I need a ***** with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
---------------------------

http://www.utterlyrics.com/t/too-short/shorty-the-pimp-explicit-1992/hoes.html

I think these lyrics pretty much sum up the experience. Deja cannot fu%% worth sh%% and licked it like she was licking a stamp. She actually sucked it for about 10 seconds and then shrugged her shoulders and said "I don't like sucking dick", put the rubber on me and asked me what postition I liked it. I said doggystyle and we started that on the couch. Her room had so much stuff in the room it looked like she was on a high school trip to band camp. The bed literally had too much stuff on it to do anything there, so we did it on the sofa in her room. Once I started hitting it doggy style I think it was worth it. Real great ass and body. Pretty insane actually from the back. Her attitude is quite naive and honest, she is purely just doing this for the money. I asked her to ride me, she started to mount me and then said "I can't do this" wtf? Finally I started doing her missionary on the couch, and asked her to talk dirty to me, she did that pretty good. I finished up and went to the bathroom to clean up. I looked on the bathroom floor and said to my self "how did my underpants get in here? I don't remember going in the bathroom to undress? ". I started to put on the underpants and then I realized maybe they were not mine (although I have similar ones at home). So I go to the couch, and sure enough, my real underpants are there next to my trousers. I started laughing with her about it and she apologized. Headed out with a smile on my face.

Face. (she is south asian, like malaysian, filipina, I am not sure) Looks like she came straight from an "import" car show. "import girl"

Body. Wide ass, skinny waist. Flawless body

Attitude. Friendly, pleasant, but has rules and dictates rules pleasantly

face 9.5
body 10
attitude 7
almost putting on another guys underpants - PRICELESS

Larks Tongue
07-16-07, 18:19
I met with Deja, asian on CL. this girl very young and inexperienced but has an awesome body and face.

To quote Too Short:
-------------------------------
Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting months to fuck
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe
Listen to a real dog, cause I know

You get a pretty yellow ***** with that long-ass hair
Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass *****
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick

I need a ***** with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
---------------------------

http://www.utterlyrics.com/t/too-short/shorty-the-pimp-explicit-1992/hoes.html

I think these lyrics pretty much sum up the experience. Deja cannot fu%% worth sh%% and licked it like she was licking a stamp. She actually sucked it for about 10 seconds and then shrugged her shoulders and said "I don't like sucking dick", put the rubber on me and asked me what postition I liked it. I said doggystyle and we started that on the couch. Her room had so much stuff in the room it looked like she was on a high school trip to band camp. The bed literally had too much stuff on it to do anything there, so we did it on the sofa in her room. Once I started hitting it doggy style I think it was worth it. Real great ass and body. Pretty insane actually from the back. Her attitude is quite naive and honest, she is purely just doing this for the money. I asked her to ride me, she started to mount me and then said "I can't do this" wtf? Finally I started doing her missionary on the couch, and asked her to talk dirty to me, she did that pretty good. I finished up and went to the bathroom to clean up. I looked on the bathroom floor and said to my self "how did my underpants get in here? I don't remember going in the bathroom to undress? ". I started to put on the underpants and then I realized maybe they were not mine (although I have similar ones at home). So I go to the couch, and sure enough, my real underpants are there next to my trousers. I started laughing with her about it and she apologized. Headed out with a smile on my face.

Face. (she is south asian, like malaysian, filipina, I am not sure) Looks like she came straight from an "import" car show. "import girl"

Body. Wide ass, skinny waist. Flawless body

Attitude. Friendly, pleasant, but has rules and dictates rules pleasantly

face 9.5
body 10
attitude 7
almost putting on another guys underpants - PRICELESS

Congrats on the find. She needs some schooling in the finer arts but that face and body!!!!!!

Drew Park
07-16-07, 19:39
I met with Deja, Asian on CL. This girl very young and inexperienced but has an awesome body and face.


I ran her telephone number on TER and I believe the one review posted reported "She just laid there..." Unfortunately TER is down right now so I cannot confirm.

A John
07-16-07, 21:02
Drew,

This is the same info. I was given by more then one person!

This almost sounds like a sales pitch?

Happy Hunting,

AJ

Low Jack
07-17-07, 09:26
Drew,

This is the same info. I was given by more then one person!

This almost sounds like a sales pitch?

Happy Hunting,

AJ

I may just TOFTT & Wallet.

A John
07-17-07, 10:12
I may just TOFTT & Wallet.

Low,
Good luck from my understanding It's definitely FS.

I'm personally getting geared up for a nice relaxing trip to Flushing, Queens NY off to spend some serious $$$$

I just don't know if I'm up for a training session for this kind of money. Or if the participant would be willing to learn a few new tricks. First one of which I think just comes naturally the ability to just relax let go and enjoy their income and O`s :)

Happy Hunting
AJ

Pervylooker
07-18-07, 07:47
Thanks for the report man; perfect timing!


I met with Deja, asian on CL. this girl very young and inexperienced but has an awesome body and face.

Face. (she is south asian, like malaysian, filipina, I am not sure) Looks like she came straight from an "import" car show. "import girl"

Body. Wide ass, skinny waist. Flawless body

Attitude. Friendly, pleasant, but has rules and dictates rules pleasantly

face 9.5
body 10
attitude 7
almost putting on another guys underpants - PRICELESS

Pervylooker
07-18-07, 07:48
Has anyone tried getting a hold of Nia lately? Haven't had much luck myself.

http://nia4fun.escortwww.com/inside.php

Sleazebum
07-18-07, 15:25
The next time any of your think I might be heading back to Lotus I want all of you to gang up and just kick me HARD right in the ballz!!

I went to Lotus today and saw May. May is about my age (old) and chunky. She said Angela is on vacation and April was fired.

TS was okay
Massage was terrible
HJ was TERRIFIC!! That made up for everything so far!

Then she wanted the tip. I gave her one Jackson and one Hamilton and she said the regular tip for HJ is THREE JACKSONS!!!!! I told her I would do better next time.

$80 for the hour (45 minutes) and $30 for the tip leaving her wanting $30 more! I just got done giving up $110.00 for a HJ!! It WAS a TERRIFIC one but still a HJ.

DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE AGAIN!!!

AARRGGHH!!!!!

JJ the Stupid




JJ

Mason37
07-19-07, 13:38
The next time any of your think I might be heading back to Lotus I want all of you to gang up and just kick me HARD right in the ballz!

I went to Lotus today and saw May. May is about my age (old) and chunky. She said Angela is on vacation and April was fired.

TS was okay

Massage was terrible

HJ was TERRIFIC! That made up for everything so far!

Then she wanted the tip. I gave her one Jackson and one Hamilton and she said the regular tip for HJ is THREE JACKSONS! I told her I would do better next time.

$80 for the hour (45 minutes) and $30 for the tip leaving her wanting $30 more! I just got done giving up $110. 00 for a HJ! It WAS a TERRIFIC one but still a HJ.I had same experience there, with same gal (May), very recently, too.

80 for hr. Medicore TS. Massage was way too light, she didn't bother to ask what kind of massage I wanted, I asked for more pressure but didn't get it, she did do light rubbing with fingers which felt good but did nothing for the achey muscles. She got handy (which was very nice). With some prodding, I had a light snack. 50 tip, only be/see of my munching on the snack, & she expressed disappointment and surprise. I expressed surprise at her surprise.

Don't abandon ship, yet. There, week or two or so ago, had Young. Great massage, great handiness, saw some sights. 50 tip was appreciated by her. Young works full week on, then full week off. Worth a visit for this stuff.

Dubliner
07-19-07, 23:01
Mason,

Perhaps I'm still living in the 90's, but why are you tipping a "Grant" when the rest of us are tipping a "Jackson" & 1/2 - two "Jacksons". I can understand if you were getting lip service but it sounds like it's the norm for you.

If we don't set the bar at a reasonable level we're going to be priced out of the market. Tip generously only when it is due, otherwise the rest of us will suffer at the register!

BTW, I think yours and JJ's reports belong in "Massage Parlor Reports," not in "Escort Reports."

Be safe (and be frugal),

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time


Don't abandon ship, yet. There, week or two or so ago, had Young. Great massage, great handiness, saw some sights. 50 tip was appreciated by her. Young works full week on, then full week off. Worth a visit for this stuff.

Sleazebum
07-20-07, 19:31
Mason,


BTW, I think yours and JJ's reports belong in "Massage Parlor Reports," not in "Escort Reports."

Be safe (and be frugal),

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time

You are correct, Sir! I was so distraught after that adventure I posted in the wrong place!!

PLEASE! Mr. Moderator! Will you correct my blunder and put these posts in the right place?

Thank you!

JJ

Spaman2
07-20-07, 20:38
I made an appointment with Creme in sterling. Goes by name Cherrie on Eros. In town for a week. Southern girl.

Jewels also joined the fun.

Creme
Body 7
Face 8
Attitude 8 (nice girl)

Saiyen
07-21-07, 00:25
I will definitely NOT repeat this one.

These are all from EROS and they are all the same people. Pictures are very good, but they are not real. Price is reasonable at $$.2, and located in Alexandria, off Beauregard.. very tricky to get there, very misterious ladies, misdirection twice, etc then you are finally at the private community. They would not disclose details, and until the last minute I asked if it was FS, they said 'I'll take good care of you..', and even though I thought it was a ripoff, I figured I am already here.. What the hell.. so it was... the service is only HJ.. nothing else... I am definitely not into HJs, so I endured the suffering while it lasted, but it kind of killed my night...

Good luck to you all.

Casimiro

http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-kk3-agency9.htm
http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-kk3-agency6.htmI always check TER first! Its free and will give you an idea of what you can expect.

Wicked Willie
07-22-07, 16:50
Spaman2,

After your questionable review of Deja (below) - and now this review of two chicks who are known to be very poor providers (all from TER and TBD) - I must openly question your shilling of these ladies?

What gives?

WW




I made an appointment with Creme in sterling. Goes by name Cherrie on Eros. In town for a week. Southern girl.

Jewels also joined the fun.

Creme
Body 7
Face 8
Attitude 8 (nice girl)

Benefactor9
07-23-07, 03:27
Has anyone tried getting a hold of Nia lately? Haven't had much luck myself.

http://nia4fun.escortwww.com/inside.php

I haven't seen Nia since March. I haven't talked to her since May.

Is she not answering?

PM me if you want to get into details.

B9

HotFootTeddy
07-23-07, 15:06
Haven't seen her, but isn't this her?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/380194123.html

Hope this helps,

HFT

Novaguy30
07-23-07, 19:48
I made an appointment with Creme in sterling. Goes by name Cherrie on Eros. In town for a week. Southern girl.

Jewels also joined the fun.

Creme
Body 7
Face 8
Attitude 8 (nice girl)I have never seen Cherrie but saw Jewels more than a year ago and was very disappointed. Her session was very very mechanical.

Pervylooker
07-24-07, 16:00
Haven't seen her, but isn't this her?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/380194123.html

Hope this helps,

HFTThanks, HFT!

Wonder what happened there?

Novaguy30
07-25-07, 18:03
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/381653047.html

I saw this couple when they were in town 3 weeks ago. While the pics are of her, she looks ugly in person. She got a very big gut and a flabby ass. Her tits are big and look nice. And the dude does not match the description in the ad. I paid 100 for an 1/2hr and they provided the service they advertised. They started with kissing, BBBJ and then he fucked her miss. After that I just did a russian and finished.
They were staying in a hotel in Herndon.

Just in case their ad gets deleted, here is the text and pics:

We are a cute, non pro, couple, willing to perform for you! I am cute, 38DDD, 5'4 140, (a little plump and busty!) He is 200, 5'9, very handsome, we are a professional, classy couple, looking for select males to play with! You come over, get comfortable, in bed with us and direct the action !! You be white, over 30, clean, generous, respectful, and we will show you a good time. We are very personable, and looking for some friends this week!! let us know your description and WHAT TIMES YOU CAN play, so we can schedule.we are seeking 200donation to watch us play, and join us in our bed. let us know soon, we are only here until sat, then back ot work for 2-3 weeks!! we just do this ocassionaly.

Vegas Black
07-26-07, 20:07
You paid them that amount to watch them go at it?
wouldnt it be cheaper to buy a DVD?

Novaguy30
07-27-07, 15:27
You paid them that amount to watch them go at it?
wouldnt it be cheaper to buy a DVD?Yeah paid them 100 and just a Russian Lesson. I thought the pics look good and maybe I will get lucky and get FS. Won't do it again.

Learned my lesson.

Spaman2
07-28-07, 08:42
Ok had the most unforgettable session ever last night. I was checking out craigslist and nothing was interesting. Called up 786 712 9184 number that was appearing to be using fake pics and talked to the girl on the phone, she had a spanish accent and I asked if the pics were really her, she swore they were. I told her that if I knock on the door, and she did not look good, I will walk away. She said very clearly she is very beautiful and I won't be disappointed. I must have called about 10 times over the meeting up period. During that time, the girl said she was from "Columbia", and then on another call she was from "brazil". Alarms were going off in my head but I was determined to get some good intel. Hotel was in tysons. For first time, I said screw it and took a little blue pill, just in case the pics were real I knew it had the possibility to be a tremendous session. The main attractant was that it was 200 for an hour, and the pics were incredible! She said no half hour sessions were available, just 200 dollar full hour sessions.

Anyways, I finally reached the hotel. Girl that answered was a 6 foot tall spanish girl, body EXACTLY like the pictures. The most unbelievable legs I have ever seen. Small amount of pimples on face but not a bad face. Her english was weak, so I suspect another girl was doing the phone talking (her friend? )

Anyways, when I reached, she asked if I wanted a half hour (wtf! ? ). I said no, I wanted full hour for 200, and she agreed. I made sure multiple pops were allowed, she said yes.

Ok now it got real, real interesting. She did the longest, most insanely good BBBJ ever. Incredible dt. Her hotel room was huge, so we moved from bedroom to living room so I could sit on chair and enjoy it. I told her I wanted to f## her and then had her stand up so I could see those incredible legs. It was like a pse at this point, totally flawless brazilian body. (I forgot to mention, even the "real girl" in the room contradicted herself, she claimed columbia when I entered room, 5 minutes later she was from brazil! ).

Anyways, this girl had the most unbeilievable energy I have ever seen. For a full 45 minutes nonstop action, we used 3 condoms as she switched back and forth from fucking to sucking. Never once for 1 minute did she want to stop the action. I am on a combination of anti-depressant and viagra. Anti-depressant med makes it incredibly difficult to come, so the sesssion was totally unbelievable.

Words really can't explain it. If you think it is a tall tale, please call "her" up and see for yourself. Maybe it really was a crazy dream.

This session was so good, literally on the way home I destroyed my mongering phone and threw it out my car window as I was driving home. I know every session after this one will probably be disappointing. Let's see how long this hiatus lasts.

Drew Park
07-29-07, 06:35
It must have been that that spicy Hunan dinner but I had the most interesting dream last night. I dreamed I was on the phone to a Chinese woman who told me to come to a nice place in Tysons. When I got there I called mamasan and she told me I needed to wait 10 minutes. I was miffed and almost left. But she called me back a minute later and told me to come up.

Jenny was waiting behind the door. She was cute and the kind of a girl next door type. Off to the bedroom we went. Once we were there, mamasan called and the two of them chattered for a minute or two. I recognized that Jenny was speaking Chinese and I told her that when she hung up. Wow, she said.

We both doffed our clothes when mamasan called AGAIN. Jeez. More Chinese jabbering except this time I was fondling Jenny's meaty nipples. Heh heh. Finally she rolled me over on my belly and she provided the mandatory back massage. Not too bad actually. On the flip she rolled on top of me for some LFKing. I put her on her back and I nibbled on her tits. I made my way south to her natural bottom. I DATY'd her in multiple positions culminating with her in a doggie position. If she orgasm'd it wasn't a violent one, but she did squeak and squirm! She rolled over and pulled me into her mish. "You make me wet..." she whispered. Mish and then doggie.

Jenny was alone in the condo and she was in no rush to push me out the door. We talked for a long time. She told me she was returning to Flushing this weekend on the Chinese bus Sunday afternoon .

Finally it was time to get out of bed. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said "nah..." but she said she was going to take one. So I offered and she accepted my suggestion that we shower together. Unfortunately no extras in the shower. Oh well.

Then something woke me. Must have been that "morning wood..."

Sleazebum
07-29-07, 09:19
http://www.idapappy.com/

Website looks interesting!

Does anyone know anything about this bunch? If so, will you tell me?

PM or open report, either is good!

JJ

Drew Park
07-29-07, 10:21
http://www.idapappy.com/

Website looks interesting! Does anyone know anything about this bunch? If so, will you tell me? PM or open report, either is good!

Read the fine print, JJ

"Massage Referral Escorts. TIPPING OPTIONAL..."

Translation = Price of admission gets you a massage. Everything else is EXTRA.

"Several other young beauties are available on a full service basis..."

Translation = You want to ones who put out? Well, you won't see their pics here.

But then again I could be wrong.

Guitarman1
07-31-07, 10:28
I usually prefer AMP's but thought I could try something different. I saw Candice. She claims she is Thai and Italian but I don't see it. I leave the donation on the table, 2.0 for the hour before she comes in. She comes in and seems nice and friendly and talkative, her face was not really good though. I decide to go with it since I was in the mood and it took her awhile to get there. Once undressed, I found that she was slim, but her boobs were small and droopy and her ass was not firm at all. Those pics in her posting are of a girl with a tight body, which she does not have. Her posting says GFE but she would not kiss and wouldn't let my hands and fingers roam much either. She started a boring cbj which wasn't doing much for me. She started some cg which was pretty mechanical. After that I was going at it mish for awhile and finished that way. I wasn't really interested in seconds, but they were definitely not available. As soon as I finished she popped right up and got dressed real quick. Would definitely not recommend or repeat. Because it was supposed to be GFE the service rating is lower than it would be otherwise.

F: 5
B: 4
A: 7
S: 3

Beavis27
08-02-07, 10:50
Haven't tried her out but friends tell me her pictures are the real deal - problem is she only gives HJs at a benny a pop and is extremely mechanical about it. But definitely gorgeous. Almost went to her today as first two choices were initially denied.Has anybody else checked this girl (Natasha) out? I'm planning on trying her out but need some reviews on her. Much appreciated!

Thanks!

Sam 69
08-02-07, 22:46
Based on Spaman's report, I decided to check out this girl. Called to arrange an appointment and arrived at the hotel and I get voicemail. She calls back in about 10 min and says to wait another few minutes so that she can change. Fine. Waited, finally she calls back and gives me the room number. I go in and find a chunky Latino. Ok so she does have big tits but this is clearly the same girl that answered the phone so I'll give Spaman the benefit of the doubt that either her gave the wrong number or I got the "mamasan" so to speak. She had an attitude right off the bat. Asked me to sit and just sat there looking at me. Her english is not a problem nor did she have face acne and had quite a few tats so I'm quite sure this is not the same girl. I ask her about multi-pops. Nope just one. Asked her about 1/2 hr, same price of $$. At this point I'm pretty fed up and so I left.

Maybe you ought not to smash your cell phone before writing your report 'cause this was no PFE, I can say that much.


Ok had the most unforgettable session ever last night. I was checking out craigslist and nothing was interesting. Called up 786 712 9184 number that was appearing to be using fake pics and talked to the girl on the phone, she had a spanish accent and I asked if the pics were really her, she swore they were.

Low Jack
08-03-07, 12:17
Hey if you're into Chinese girls, I went to the standard place in Tysons where it's basically a hit or miss. Anyways, Cindy is okay but had bad breath. Nice soft knockers and a regular body. Showered and what not and she is a fake screamer but it helped me get through the session. PM me for phone numbers cause I don't think they are listed. Anyways it was okay. Oh yeah, I got word from a source that the Thai place will be moving soon. So play "Tennis" while you can. Take care all and be safe.

Guitarman1
08-03-07, 12:32
Based on Spaman's report, I decided to check out this girl. Called to arrange an appointment and arrived at the hotel and I get voicemail. She calls back in about 10 min and says to wait another few minutes so that she can change. Fine. Waited, finally she calls back and gives me the room number. I go in and find a chunky Latino. Ok so she does have big tits but this is clearly the same girl that answered the phone so I'll give Spaman the benefit of the doubt that either her gave the wrong number or I got the "mamasan" so to speak. She had an attitude right off the bat. Asked me to sit and just sat there looking at me. Her english is not a problem nor did she have face acne and had quite a few tats so I'm quite sure this is not the same girl. I ask her about multi-pops. Nope just one. Asked her about 1/2 hr, same price of $$. At this point I'm pretty fed up and so I left.

Maybe you ought not to smash your cell phone before writing your report 'cause this was no PFE, I can say that much.I found other postings using that same number. A girl calling herself Jade. Either it was Maritza changing her name and the pictures she posts, or another provider also uses that number. Based on what I have seen posted from Sam and Spaman I would guess another provider.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=786+712+9184+&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

Hammerin
08-03-07, 14:30
Sam 69

I just left her incall in Tyson's and you and I both got stuck with the wrong one, namely Jade. According to Jade, Maritza moved to an incall location in DC on Thurs.? and I did see her post on CL saying that she was in DC, and like a dumbass, I gambled that Jade, the one that spoke pretty good English, and posted on CL and confirmed to me on the telephone that she was "100% GFE", would deliver the same hot service that Shaman described. NOT EVEN CLOSE! So we TOFTT this time.

She's going back to Miami Sun. morning so please don't give her any more business before she leaves and if she ever shows up here again, please avoid her like the plague because she is not worth more than a Jackson, much less $$!

Hammerin

Sam 69
08-03-07, 17:23
My apologies to SpaMan - I should have done a little more research! Good eye Guitarman for spotting that - I actually did search a bit but used the number and not the name. Hammerin - man Jade was a real ***** huh? I got such a bad attitude from her that I left before any action - I'm sorry to hear that you went through with it =(

I have to say this what this board is all about - thanks for all of the feedback, guess it looks like I'll have to head downtown and give a try with the "real" Maritza! ;)

Spaman2
08-03-07, 19:58
Sam,

As I said the whole thing was completely weird. I am glad you did not pay her anything did you? Do a search on craigslist for 786 and then you will get all the girls with miami numbers. Then you will find that they are posting with about 3 different numbers, and the "names" of the girls keep changing from post to post. Most are obviously fake pics, but the pics I pasted are at least "accurate" to some degree.

If I were you, I would call all the 796 numbers and bs a little so you can see the girl who answers the door. If she is in great shape, about 6 foot tall, with tiny pimples on her face, this is the one I got!

Good luck.

Hammerin
08-04-07, 07:32
Sam 69

I just left her incall in Tyson's and you and I both got stuck with the wrong one, namely Jade. According to Jade, Maritza moved to an incall location in DC on Thurs.? and I did see her post on CL saying that she was in DC, and like a dumbass, I gambled that Jade, the one that spoke pretty good English, and posted on CL and confirmed to me on the telephone that she was "100% GFE", would deliver the same hot service that Shaman described. NOT EVEN CLOSE! So we TOFTT this time.

She's going back to Miami Sun. morning so please don't give her any more business before she leaves and if she ever shows up here again, please avoid her like the plague because she is not worth more than a Jackson, much less $$!

Hammerin

Spaman, I apologize for the typo error with your name in the above message. I was so pissed off after experiencing that terrible service by that b!@#$, Jade, that I didn't do a very good job of proof reading before submitting it. Since I'm still in the Tyson's area this Sat. morning, I'm going to see Kaila before I leave to hopefully leave here this morning with a better taste in my mouth. She has very good reviews, so wish me luck and I'll let you know later.

Hammerin

Spaman2
08-05-07, 08:44
Spaman, I apologize for the typo error with your name in the above message. I was so pissed off after experiencing that terrible service by that b!@#$, Jade, that I didn't do a very good job of proof reading before submitting it. Since I'm still in the Tyson's area this Sat. morning, I'm going to see Kaila before I leave to hopefully leave here this morning with a better taste in my mouth. She has very good reviews, so wish me luck and I'll let you know later.

HammerinNo problem, I think everbyody is thoroughly confused at this point. By the way, the girl I saw probably has know idea what her own name is.

Hammerin
08-05-07, 13:52
Well, it turned out to be a fairly expensive Fri. & Sat. in Tyson's, but at least DC Kaila made sure that I left with a much better taste in my mouth Sat. morning than I had Fri. afternoon after visiting that b%^&*, Jada from Miami and Brazil, who advertises that she delivers GFE service, but doesn't even come close.

Kaila is very pretty and friendly with a very sweet attitude and she DOES DELIVER AN EXCELLENT GFE SERVICE!

http://kaila.rare-playmate.com

Hammerin

Low Jack
08-07-07, 08:44
Hey all. Maybe I TOFTT and maybe not. I'm still debating it with myself. I decided to get away from the chinese apt scene and try out the craigslist thingee. Anyways, this one seemed interesting. Standard two fair and two bens for an hour. She is kind of chubby but does offer a two fer the cannon explosions. There were lots of stretch marks but hey I'm there and it was okay. But the hotel is really out there and there is only one way in and one way out. I was kind of nervous when I have no back exit. Anyways she offers trips to her exit. LOL. She's nice but I'm not sure it was that great. I left feeling I missed something.

Lots of PM's on the Chinese condos. Hey all, be careful. It felt like I mass emailed a whole bunch of dudes but they all appeared okay. And Drew, you should check out the Thai Vienna place. They are usually better looking. Take care and be safe.

Pcpc1688
08-07-07, 19:55
Met her before lunch, nice gal about 24. Smoker which I dont like alot but beareable. Did her Luchtime Special of $ was .8 but gave her a Benji for being a sweet girl. Never rushed and very sweet. BBBJ, CFS including CG, finished on her belly and gone in 20 mins or so. Felt lie I coulda stayed longer but had somewhere to be.

PC out

Sleazebum
08-07-07, 21:04
If you have, please send me the details, if yo will

Thanks!

JJ

************
From Craigslist - in Woodbridge


for a erotic time give me a try

703-231-9216



specials breakfast specials

Trick Williams
08-07-07, 21:23
If you have, please send me the details, if yo will

Thanks!

JJ

************
From Craigslist - in Woodbridge


for a erotic time give me a try

703-231-9216



specials breakfast specials

Ive seen this chics ads on CL before... Ive been curious about her as well... She posts as a WSW but I think she's albino or something else.

Jim Rob
08-07-07, 22:26
Sleazebum. I think that's a dude or was a dude. I would stay away from that

Guitarman1
08-08-07, 12:26
I saw this girl the other day. I am currently working afternoons and was looking for some fun before work. Exchanged a couple e-mails and got her number and address. I arrive and see that she is much bigger in person than the pictures indicate. I don't mind a thick woman but she is definitely larger than I like them. Either way I drove all the way there so I figured I was going to make sure I was properly relieved before work. I opted for a french lesson. Got a good BBBJCIM and she swallowed. We chatted for a few minutes, she seems like a nice girl. After chatting for a little bit, she starts at it again. A BBBJ, took longer than the first but she got another CIM and swallowed it. Left her a benjamin and was on my way. I definitely left happy. She is not my taste in terms of looks, but she definitely goes out of her way to please.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/392167621.html

F: 5
B: 2
A: 8
S: 8

Dj Listro
08-08-07, 15:46
Met her before lunch, nice gal about 24. Smoker which I dont like alot but beareable. Did her Luchtime Special of $ was .8 but gave her a Benji for being a sweet girl. Never rushed and very sweet. BBBJ, CFS including CG, finished on her belly and gone in 20 mins or so. Felt lie I coulda stayed longer but had somewhere to be.

PC outHey PcPc,

Is this the one claiming to be "Italian Sexx Kitten?"

I been checking her out but was waiting on more reviews from TER.

If it is, I'll definitely will be stopping by the candy store.

Jim Rob
08-08-07, 18:47
A girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip off

Drew Park
08-08-07, 20:39
a girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip off

Well even CL girl "reviews" are no guarantee. A scan of ThEReview site shows that a lot of CL girls have good reviews from first time reviewers. Coincidence? Nope.

If you maintain your wits and rely on the big head, you'll probably do okay. If the situation looks shady, just walk away. If the experience is not good, then you can chalk it up as taking one for the team. If she is good, then be sure to tell us all! LOL

Guitarman1
08-09-07, 12:08
a girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip offYeah I have seen girls without reviews, I think most of us have at some point. You have to have an instinct for what is going on. If you arrive and she does not look as you expect or does not agree to provide the service you were led to expect, you can always leave. There will be times when the best course of action is to leave before doing anything, before handing over the donation.

Sometimes everything will seem like it is going to be good. She looks good, agrees to service you require, and you don't sense anything wrong. Then you get to the session and she is lazy, complains, etc. Providing you with poor service. Those are the cases where you took one for the team.

Sometimes you find a gem that nobody has reported about. A great provider that just happens not to have been reviewed yet. If you like a providers looks and services offered but nobody reviews her, there may be only one way to find out.

Regardless of the outcome, good or bad. Make sure to post a review here. Whether you left before anything started and why you left, or what the experience during the session was.

Sleazebum
08-09-07, 16:50
The worse that could happen would be that you could tell the rest of us to avoid.

JJ




a girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip off

Low Jack
08-10-07, 12:48
a girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip off


I'll toftt. Who you trying to see?

Novaguy30
08-10-07, 17:38
a girl on Craigslist I want to see really bad, but she has no reviews anywhere. Would you fellow mongers consider seeing someone with zero reviews. I always worry about them being a bust or a rip offWho do you want to see. Post a link here and some one from this board may have seen her and might be able to help you.

Jim Rob
08-10-07, 22:47
Who do you want to see. Post a link here and some one from this board may have seen her and might be able to help you.


http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/393630876.html

Guitarman1
08-11-07, 11:02
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/393630876.htmlPost has been deleted by it's author. Post some info. Name, pics, etc. Maybe something we can search for or identify her by. It is possible someone here has seen her and can give you some info.

Jim Rob
08-11-07, 18:51
If you click the link it's still working, but I don't know my fellow mongers. I called her to see her, and she told me she is from Russia, but in town visiting her family.. Something is up I"m telling you.

Spaman2
08-11-07, 19:03
Instead of posting the URL to craigs list, it is better to right click on the craigslist picture and click SAVE IMAGE AS to your desktop. Then, upload the image to this usa sg site. This way, the image is saved so people can see it.

Spaman2
08-11-07, 19:28
Since my last experience was a rocket to the moon with the spanish girl in Tysons, I figured I would try to meet her again. Called the 786 712 9184 number again and talked to lady that answered. Now I know for sure that there is a central mamacitasan who handles all the calls, pretends she is the actual girl. She answered and said "hey baby. " and I said that I wanted to cut the bs and meet the girl who was in embassy suites tysons last Friday. She said "oh, you mean {unintelligble}. And I said yes, she was great, the best ever. She said "oh I am sorry, she is in dc. " so I asked who was in tysons and she said that {unintelligble} was in tysons. I decided to meet her. TOFTT. Totally nice body on a brazilian chick, decent pleasant attitude but could not Fu## to save her life. My first gf in high school knew more whate she was doing than this girl. Totally no energy in bed. I guess this outfit is hit or miss. $$ again for hour.

Sashimi
08-11-07, 21:16
Post has been deleted by it's author. Post some info. Name, pics, etc. Maybe something we can search for or identify her by. It is possible someone here has seen her and can give you some info.Rim Job's honey Natasha may be a Russian. The area code lookup on her cell phone shows it is registered in Mountain View, NJ, near Passiac. Not a bad looking girl. I'd TOFTT but need to wait a couple of days.

Jim Rob
08-12-07, 00:05
This is the girl's picture seems like some sort of agency with all foreign girls.

Hazzard
08-12-07, 11:39
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/395148602.html
So, I met with Savannah this morning. Absolutely amazing. The pictures don't actually do her justice. She answered the door in slinky lingerie and a great attitude. I asked her about multiples and she just laughed and shook her head yes with a great big grin on her face.

She started with a FANTASTIC BBBJ. Girl can work it! And went straight in rcg. The entire thing should have been filmed since it was dirty, raunchy, nasty where positions were changed over and over. I popped and she was right back down there for a BBBJ trying to get me ready for round 2.


Hey Guy's!

I’m Savannah! I’m an all-natural, I’m available for your pleasure! I’m 5'8 and 125 lbs. I have bedroom blue eyes and blonde hair . Please call me if you're interested-
I offer upscale gfe!!


305-924-8112

Sleazebum
08-12-07, 11:40
I had decided to TOFTT and called this number. She is either stoned out of her tree or seriously retarded.
Unable to find out where to meet her so I gave up.

Maybe one of you will have better luck connecting? I really like the prices but cannot get a meeting!

JJ

Sleazebum
08-12-07, 13:40
After failing to connect with that thing in Woodbridge I decided to call the Chinese Condo and got an appointment.

Met "Loopy" who is a real doll! Tiny and in perfect proportion and outstanding service too! A real spinner!

She offered me a shower and then joined me in the shower for a nice soapy time!

Light massage, and all the rest. She has excellent control of the kegels and I did not last as long as I would have liked, she really did the job right!

I HIGHLY recommend if you can to go see "Loopy" who is really Chinese - or at least she claims Chinese.

I would repeat in a heartbeat!

JJ

Ampfreq
08-13-07, 08:59
Since the AMP well has dried up I checked out Lyah on eros. Not listed under asian but she is a mixture of Thai and Filipino. Shes too much (literally) at twice the cost of your usual AMP visit. But cute and funny, full of tattoos and two piercings. Only here for a few more days, but if you're flush with cash I'd say she's worth it. At Tysons Corner hotel, easy access off the beltway.

Stay safe,

af

Low Jack
08-13-07, 11:48
She is quite the spinner. That petite girl is a sweet heart. Anyways, she will accomodate almost any position. Take care guys.


After failing to connect with that thing in Woodbridge I decided to call the Chinese Condo and got an appointment.

Met "Loopy" who is a real doll! Tiny and in perfect proportion and outstanding service too! A real spinner!

She offered me a shower and then joined me in the shower for a nice soapy time!

Light massage, and all the rest. She has excellent control of the kegels and I did not last as long as I would have liked, she really did the job right!

I HIGHLY recommend if you can to go see "Loopy" who is really Chinese - or at least she claims Chinese.

I would repeat in a heartbeat!

JJ

Maxypane
08-14-07, 22:59
Visited Loopy today. Is flexible in every way. Took about 40 mins and had real good fun.

Amp_Man
08-15-07, 00:18
Sleaze,

cost? $1.5? or $2? Can you PM me the contact? love to give her a try given the increase of LE activities in NOVA. Drove by Aroma Therapy in Sterling over the weekend and there was a patrol car outside...not sure if he was getting the therapy or looking for the donut shop.





After failing to connect with that thing in Woodbridge I decided to call the Chinese Condo and got an appointment.

Met "Loopy" who is a real doll! Tiny and in perfect proportion and outstanding service too! A real spinner!

She offered me a shower and then joined me in the shower for a nice soapy time!

Light massage, and all the rest. She has excellent control of the kegels and I did not last as long as I would have liked, she really did the job right!

I HIGHLY recommend if you can to go see "Loopy" who is really Chinese - or at least she claims Chinese.

I would repeat in a heartbeat!

JJ

Sleazebum
08-15-07, 06:34
703-389-6882

$160 - 40 minutes. give or take a few.




Sleaze,

cost? $1.5? or $2? Can you PM me the contact? love to give her a try given the increase of LE activities in NOVA. Drove by Aroma Therapy in Sterling over the weekend and there was a patrol car outside...not sure if he was getting the therapy or looking for the donut shop.

Guitarman1
08-15-07, 11:47
I saw this lady yesterday. I wasn't really that sold on the pics, but she is right down the street from where I work and another hobbyist told me she provided excellent service. Standard 2 call system. Once I get the room number I go up. She answers the door in lingerie. She is definitely older than 28. I leave the donation of 2.0 on the nightstand. After getting undressed we sit down and chat for a few minutes. She has me lay down and gives me a pretty decent massage/backrub. She was nice and talkative, but not too much where it is annoying. After awhile she turns me over and proceeds to give me an outstanding BBBJ, which ended with me blowing my load into her mouth. We talk for a little while, then she gives me more of a massage/backrub again. Once I am ready for round 2 she starts another outstanding BBBJ, which was excellent and I could have just blown another in her mouth. I felt her pussy was wet and had to get some of it. I knew I wasn't going to last too long as she already had me close to the brink from the BBBJ. So on with the raincoat. I had her laydown and went at it mish until I busted again. She isn't the best looking provider but she definitely makes sure you leave happy.

F: 5
B: 7
A: 10
S: 10

Novaguy30
08-17-07, 16:52
Saw this lady last weekend. She was staying at a upscale hotel in Arlington. She looked just like her pics. She is in a pretty good shape and will make a lot of 20 yr olds jealous of her body. But her face is just average.

Made a 1/2 hr appointment, gave me one of the best CBJ's I ever got, LFK and every position. She really got into the session and enjoyed herself.

She said multiples are available during a hour appointment.

Next time will see her for an hour.

The only bad thing about her is she has been known in the past to have stood up hobbyists at the last minute. She did that to me once but gave her another chance after hearing good things about her from other hobbyists.

Face: 5
Body: 8
Service: 8

Dlrzboy
08-17-07, 19:47
Having a severe attack of Yellow Fever, given the loss of the favorite AMPs in PWC, I tried the CHinese Condo. Loopy was the the provider, altohough I thought she was trying to say Judy. She did well, but missed the shower. Only 160, but she hit me for a tip, which I gaveto her. For almost full escort rates, was disappointed. For AMP rates, not the greatest investment. But my Yellow Fever attack was under control. She tried very hard, and succeded. Might try someone else next attack. acutally tried some listings off EROS.com, but got no answers. Miss those AMPs!

Sleazebum
08-17-07, 23:14
Like I just sent someone in a PM:

Someone famous once said -

"Just say NO!"

These condo girls rotate out regularly so it is very unlikely we will ever see the same one twice!

Tips generate higher basic prices so DO NOT TIP!!!

If you want to start a "relationship" you best go some other route.

JJ


Having a severe attack of Yellow Fever, given the loss of the favorite AMPs in PWC, I tried the CHinese Condo. Loopy was the the provider, altohough I thought she was trying to say Judy. She did well, but missed the shower. Only 160, but she hit me for a tip, which I gaveto her. For almost full escort rates, was disappointed. For AMP rates, not the greatest investment. But my Yellow Fever attack was under control. She tried very hard, and succeded. Might try someone else next attack. acutally tried some listings off EROS.com, but got no answers. Miss those AMPs!

Maxypane
08-18-07, 01:00
Just Visited Miss Mina of CL. Her service and attitude are 10/10. Very flexible and sweet. You will be treated good. First shot finished in few mins and the second one wore me out as I went in with few shots of tequila. She is fun and open to all kind of fantasies. A very good provider. Planning to visit again.

Spaman2
08-18-07, 09:55
Went to this Brazilian in Tysons. Found on eros. Fake pics, but not bad looking. Cannot find her on eros today, so I think she left town. Neg down to 200. Kind of had an odor of body lotion mixed with soap. Good BBBJ followed by cbj. Pretty decen in bed. Early 40's, shoulder lenght hair with blonde hilights. Bubbly personality.

Would not repeat.

Spaman2
08-18-07, 10:00
In my most valuable intel to date, here are real pics of "Nathalie" the best provider I have seen in MANY MANY years of mongering. See previous post that concluded with me throwing my mongering phone out the car window.

Bubba Ray
08-19-07, 14:05
Took advise of the sleazebum and made an appt with loopy, not bad, over-all 7 out of 10. The set-up is very nice, low key and easly to spot any john laws. I would advise to give it a try if you have been considering.

BR

Guitarman1
08-23-07, 10:48
Decided to take a chance on something new last night, so I saw Jasmine. Her incall location is in Springfield right off 95, easy to find and get to. Standard 2 call system. She answered the door wearing nothing. Her pictures are accurate, her body is a little better in person than in the pics. Asks me to get comfortable and leave donation on the table. I originally was going to go for the hour at 2.0 but it was later than I thought when I got there so I opted for the 1/2 at 1.5. We layed there caressing each other and chatting for a bit. She played with my nipples and me with hers. She did a little dance for me while I relaxed and watched. She used to be a stripper I think. She massages my rod to make sure it is hard and on with the raincoat. When she did that dance I was able to see that she had a lovely ass, so I wanted to take her from behind. I take her doggy and once I get in I realize she is nice and tight. I enjoyed pounding her from the back so much I blew my load much quicker than I would have liked to. She got me some wipes to clean off. She offered me a drink which I accepted. She pulled out a bottle of Bacardi 151 and pours us a couple shots. After the drink I said goodbye and was on my way. She was nice, friendly, talkative, and did not rush. Her posting says she is GFE but she doesn't do the extra GFE stuff. Despite not being GFE it was an enjoyable experience and I left happy.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/403926186.html

F: 7.5
B: 7.5
A: 9
S: 8

Spaman2
08-23-07, 20:02
Thanks Guitar, she is a hotty. I've been wondering if she was good for a while.

I just got back from seeing Tysons hotty Jenny from CL. Total hotty, perfect 10. Very cool chick, totally down to earth. She does not advertise a gfe, and she is not a gfe. But totally into giving great service and making sure you are happy. She has perfectly manicured hands and nails if you are into that kind of thing. Hair down to her perfect ass. She said she nobody is calling her, I told her that I will try to make her phone ring. She rung my bell, so I guess I can return the favor. I banged for well over my half hour time.

Body 10
Face 10
Attitude 10
Service 9

Her number is: 310=666=7three-7=three

Spaman2
08-23-07, 20:06
I got some pms about Nathalie. I had somewhat tracked her down by searching eros-dc for search term: 786

like a fool, i did not write down the number thinking that she would be posting there regularly. If anybody ever gets her direct number, please pm me.

Dlrzboy
08-23-07, 22:42
Miss my AMPs, but there are not any left with a great product and worth the risk. So, my research showed some Asian ladies ready to help. Best to date: Ami 571 236-5856. Found her on eros.com. Great service. Relaxed great setting. Sensual, attentive and very skilled. Natural body, shaved, and sweet. Recommended for a great session.

Apfel Baum
08-24-07, 03:36
Fwiw, I took Guitarman1's advice and looked up Jasmine.

Very entertaining girl. Easily the best CL escort experience I have ever had (not that that is saying much). She is pretty hot.

She definitely likes to talk, and dance, and drink and she is a bit of a freak. I've never had an escort ask me to pull her hair before. I wasn't there too long, but I did leave smiling.

Randy Farang
08-24-07, 18:24
I've noticed the postings by Dawn in Dale City (703-973-6131 ) and decided to see what might be going on. To begin with the schedule is not overly monger friendly. She only works during the day, and, apparently only M-F.

However, if you can work with your schedule, it is well worth a trip down I-95. She works out of her own townhouse, which might be a bear to find except that on the two call system she gives excellent directions.

She met me at the door and invited me in. The first thing I saw was a dog, I mean a really BIG dog, but apparently friendly. We went upstairs and got down to business. She says she likes the work, and I believe her. She made the visit very pleasant and I would certainly repeat.

One word of warning, on your departure pay attention to the signs for your reentry to I-95. I didn't and found myself heading for Fredricksburg.

Your satisfied roving reporter,

Randy

Spaman2
08-24-07, 21:52
For some reason on last post, pics of Jenny were not attached. Here they are attached. I noticed yesterday also she is going by a different name on eros.

Hazzard
08-28-07, 01:42
Has anyone seen this girl? Wondering if a TOFTT visit is in my future.


To give you just what you are looking for,come and join me tonight.I'm also available for outcalls, 150 1/2 hour, 200 an hour, Please no blocked calls (240)3463823, I'm Amberhttp://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/407754179.html

Ian Dokkaebi
08-28-07, 17:35
According to one post on CL, apparently the cops are setting up a sting operation in Fairfax. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/408117575.html

Serpico99
08-29-07, 16:26
According to one post on CL, apparently the cops are setting up a sting operation in Fairfax. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/408117575.htmlAside from the bad spelling, I doubt that post has any merit. Probably a disgruntled dude who got duped. I haven't seen any hot female cops from northern VA. The chick in those pics seem pretty frail and petite. Maybe they work as secretaries at Fairfax PD HQ? LOL

Dubliner
08-30-07, 14:30
I am very eager to see Natasha this week but I am desperately seeking intel. There are very scant reports available on TFF! If you have good information to share, please PM me.

Many thanks,

Dubliner

Seeing the world one AMP at a time.

Divepro
09-01-07, 04:14
Probably an old trick, but, was a new one on me and I fell for it hook line and sinker, so, the best I can do at this point is chalk it up to a learning experience, TOFTT and let my fellow hobbyists know what happened.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/411184401.html

Said she'the be here in 45 min. To an hour. Showed up about 95 minutes later. Then, it's totally down to business, no talk, no what do you like, just right into minimal HJ to get condom on, then CBJ until stiff enough for penetration. Definitely didn't like any positions that involved actually facing me.

Started RCG, then she suggested Doggy, I requested Mish. She obliged, then, after a few minutes suggested Doggy again, I said OK (at this point, I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation). After a while of that, I suggested we go CG for a bit, and, she claims I busted (I definitely hadn't).

So, here's where the learning experience comes in. She insists that she needs another condom. I say "No problem, I have some in the drawer at the side of the bed. " She insists she needs one of _HER_ condoms. I'm thinking "this is odd, but, OK, maybe she's extra careful. " Nope. Next step is to claim she didn't bring an extra and has to run to her car. You guessed it. She took the money and ran.

The worst part is she was so bad, I'm kind of relieved she left. If she'the just been honest, I would have probably asked for a 25% refund and called it a night. She'the have left with most of the money for less than half the services and I wouldn't be posting negative reviews everywhere.

Anyway, you've been warned.

Spaman2
09-02-07, 03:46
Here is the images of girl that Divepro mentioned. I have seen her ads on cl a lot.

Apfel Baum
09-02-07, 13:13
I happened upon the add by Marta - "The Polish cutie" on eros and visited her this morning.

Perhaps it was because I saw her early in the day, but I was very happy with the experience. She really was beautiful and Polish and the pics were real. $$ and I left a .2 tip. No rushing, very sweet and good service.

She will only be around for a couple of days. If I wasn't so broke, I'd see her again tomorrow (and the day after that).

Randy Farang
09-02-07, 17:48
I had a very enjoyable hour with Lily in a Chinese "apartment" in Falls Church this weekend. She is tall, about 5'9" and a little older, probably 35-40, but it's hard to tell with Chinese. Nice body with killer nips. She seemed eager to please and gave a good CBJ. The one bad point was that her phone kept ringing during our session and that's hard on the concentration.

In general, I was impressed and will definately repeat. I'll be glad to share specifics with trusted seniors and with those who have other Chinese numbers to share. (I am getting tired of bulgogi and indifferent service, and would like to try a more Chinese diet!)

Your roving reporter,

Randy

Spaman2
09-02-07, 19:47
Here are the rob photos from Divepro rpt.

Randy Farang
09-03-07, 16:53
I don't mean to be hard to get along with, but there is a reason for saying that I'll be glad to share information with "trusted" seniors. Anyone who reads the board knows that Uncle Leo has been particularly active recently and is undoubtedly interested in what's going on. If you've been around for awhile, and shared some useful information, then we can reasonably expect that you're not one of Uncle Leo's guys.

But for the three who have PM'd me asking for specifics, with a grand total of three posts, two of them with zero, ziltch, nada, don't hold your breath. I don't kiss and tell, at least not to those who aren't trusted fraternity brothers. When you've passed the iniatiation test, and paid your dues, then you get the secret handshake and learn the secrets.

Randy

Roamin Roman
09-04-07, 01:59
Contacted a gal from her ad on CL this weekend and had a very nice time with her. She's a semi-BBW, 40-ish, about 5'-11", about 145#, 36C, and has nice teeth (very white). She has a 'nurse' schtick, and will take your blood pressure when you meet. Look for it to be about 180/60 whe you meet her. Things were very unrushed and nearly a GFE. She has a high libido. Trusted seniors (a la Randy Farang's standard) can PM for details.

Ratings:
Looks: 7
Attitude: 9.5
Service: 10
Repeatability: 9.5

Sleazebum
09-05-07, 18:26
I just got back from an appointment at the same place Randy mentions here. When I called the woman warned me that the girl is an old woman of about 35! I told her that I am old too so it is fine with me! She even gave me a small discount from regular price because the girl is so old!

Anyway, I got there and Ann was my provider. She is about 5'6" or so. NICE FULL body with a great set of natural "D"s and long straight hair. WONDERFUL!!

OUTSTANDING BBBJ for as long as I could stand it. Then the usual list of exercises before the big finish. I was in there a little over an hour and the phone did not ring once. Actually I told the manager to not call while we were busy and she agreed to leave us alone.

Ann says she will be here until next Monday. She is, without a doubt, the absolute BEST at her craft I have ever been with! BBBJ, well trained kegels, great "D"s and all the rest. Her face shows some age but her talents more than make up for it! You can have all those cure little babies, give me the WOMAN who knows what she is doing!

WONDERFUL!!!!

Ann is from Taiwan.

ALSO - I had already set aside the amount for a regular session and when Ann asked for the money I gave her the full, regualr amount. She surprised me when she disappeared for a few minutes and brought me back my change! I never expected that!

JJ
Room 319, right, Randy?


I had a very enjoyable hour with Lily in a Chinese "apartment" in Falls Church this weekend. She is tall, about 5'9" and a little older, probably 35-40, but it's hard to tell with Chinese. Nice body with killer nips. She seemed eager to please and gave a good CBJ. The one bad point was that her phone kept ringing during our session and that's hard on the concentration.

In general, I was impressed and will definately repeat. I'll be glad to share specifics with trusted seniors and with those who have other Chinese numbers to share. (I am getting tired of bulgogi and indifferent service, and would like to try a more Chinese diet!)

Your roving reporter,

Randy

Hungry N Horny
09-05-07, 23:21
Randy,

Does Lilly keep answering the phone or has she finally broken down to get the answering service (or girls with English who answer their own phone). Last couple visits I had issues with phone at the most terrible time--only good news is Lilly began all over again to get teh blood pressure back up appropriately.

Sleazebum
09-06-07, 18:11
DUDE!!

SUBMIT A REPORT SOMETIMES!!! If you contribute to the board you MIGHT get some answers someday!

JJ



Randy,

Does Lilly keep answering the phone or has she finally broken down to get the answering service (or girls with English who answer their own phone). Last couple visits I had issues with phone at the most terrible time--only good news is Lilly began all over again to get teh blood pressure back up appropriately.

SWCruiser
09-06-07, 19:13
Alright, so I was told I hadn't pulled my weight in the contribution department in a while. After not one but two no-shows from CL last night, I finally got a response from "Lisa," who advertises on CL under different variations on the "Head Nurse" theme. Lisa is a big girl, if you like them. Not much to look at, but very nice. It was too late last night, so, against my better judgement, I set up for her to meet me in the car park at work a little while after noon. Not sure what's wrong with me - easily could have been caught, but luck was with me. Lisa's on the pricey side ($100) for just head, especially for her looks, but damn this girl can suck! BBBJ CIM - she took her time and varied techniques, and she was good for a second pop, but for some reason after the first nut, I started remembering how at any moment a co-worker could walk by and I'd be well and truly screwed.

Recap:
Looks - 3
Attitude - 8
Service - 9.5

One of her postings is at:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/414999162.html

Spaman2
09-07-07, 21:19
Thanks, I was wondering about the head nurse for awhile. Jasmine Chantilly is a great head nurse to btw.

Mong678
09-07-07, 22:49
Well it has been a bit of a dry spell for me as far as getting out on the town lately, but I had a little time tonight so I thought I would look on CL and see if this girl was in the area tonight. I have seen her ads a bunch of times but never had the time to visit her. Had to make a few calls, first to see if she was going to be available when I was in the neighborhood and then again when I was on my way, plus a couple more because I was not sure where she wanted me to park. We met in the parking lot of a convenient incall and I was not disappointed. She is as cute as her pictures. She looks like she may have lost a few pounds since her last pictures. Very cute and hot. The service was average, but I kind of blame that on myself too because I had to get on the road to meet some friends but I did get my hours worth. She never looked at the clock and did not make me feel rushed at all. This is the first time I was the first ready to go, I am sure I could have stayed longer.

She revealed a nice hot little body, with nice natural tits. She lubed me up and stroked me for a while then put the cover on and started with a CBJ for quite a while. Got into doggie for a little bit then I asked her to flip over and we went at it for a long time. If she was not enjoying it, she was a good actress.

The only thing I was not happy with was the fact that she didn't want me to DATY, which is something that I really love to do.

All-in-all, it was a good time and I will certainly repeat if I get the chance while she is in town.

Sorry I don't have a lot of good details but like I said, I was kind of pressed for time.

Oh, and I got a little nervous, before we did anything, she said "I have to run out to the car" I got a little nervous, but we had not talked about any service or gift exchange so I was OK. She just forgot her covers and had to get them.

Not too many more details but if any seniors have questions, feel free to PM me.

Bubba Ray
09-08-07, 16:12
Well, after a day to forget (friday) with vehicle breakdown on the BWP and much manual labor before that, i decided to seek a little relief and see if Ann was still at the condo, Sleazebums report is spot on, her talent makes up for being a little older, ten fold, after a great, i say great back massage, i was hit with a BBBJ that seemed to last forever, and was just great, i was able to hold off for a nice F session, Ann is a talent, hope she doesn't go a vacation to soon. BR

Bayarman
09-09-07, 12:04
Well it has been a bit of a dry spell for me as far as getting out on the town lately, but I had a little time tonight so I thought I would look on CL and see if this girl was in the area tonight. I have seen her ads a bunch of times but never had the time to visit her. Had to make a few calls, first to see if she was going to be available when I was in the neighborhood and then again when I was on my way, plus a couple more because I was not sure where she wanted me to park. We met in the parking lot of a convenient incall and I was not disappointed. She is as cute as her pictures. She looks like she may have lost a few pounds since her last pictures. Very cute and hot. The service was average, but I kind of blame that on myself too because I had to get on the road to meet some friends but I did get my hours worth. She never looked at the clock and did not make me feel rushed at all. This is the first time I was the first ready to go, I am sure I could have stayed longer.

She revealed a nice hot little body, with nice natural tits. She lubed me up and stroked me for a while then put the cover on and started with a CBJ for quite a while. Got into doggie for a little bit then I asked her to flip over and we went at it for a long time. If she was not enjoying it, she was a good actress.

The only thing I was not happy with was the fact that she didn't want me to DATY, which is something that I really love to do.

All-in-all, it was a good time and I will certainly repeat if I get the chance while she is in town.

Sorry I don't have a lot of good details but like I said, I was kind of pressed for time.

Oh, and I got a little nervous, before we did anything, she said "I have to run out to the car" I got a little nervous, but we had not talked about any service or gift exchange so I was OK. She just forgot her covers and had to get them.

Not too many more details but if any seniors have questions, feel free to PM me.After reading this I tried Jada as well. I have to disagree a bit with her looks and say she got a little heavier since her photos but still was good looking. She came over and we had a nice chat for about 45 minutes. But she said don't worry about the time, I'll still take care of you. Then we got down to business. She did the hand rub which was much more pleasant than most, kinda playful and cute. And then we went at it for a long while without her ever rushing me. I'the recommend her if you have some time on your hands and want to have a good time.

Serpico99
09-09-07, 14:07
Well, after a day to forget (friday) with vehicle breakdown on the BWP and much manual labor before that, i decided to seek a little relief and see if Ann was still at the condo, Sleazebums report is spot on, her talent makes up for being a little older, ten fold, after a great, i say great back massage, i was hit with a BBBJ that seemed to last forever, and was just great, i was able to hold off for a nice F session, Ann is a talent, hope she doesn't go a vacation to soon. BRHaven't seen pricing for Lily's in past reports, any pricing? I got a phone # and hope to partake in Chinese food soon (things with the real g/f are breaking down). Thanks.

Sleazebum
09-10-07, 19:15
CLOSELY and go back a little while you will find where I posted not only the phone number but also the rate and time allowed.

Just SEARCH! and you will find!

JJ


Haven't seen pricing for Lily's in past reports, any pricing? I got a phone # and hope to partake in Chinese food soon (things with the real g/f are breaking down). Thanks.

Wicked Willie
09-11-07, 14:09
She was a provider with a local agency a year or two ago. I visited her and the entire time it was up-sell, up-sell and more up-sell. Come on, an extra jackson to suck her tits???? An extra two jacksons for doggie????

What was suppose to be $$ for FS would have cost me $$$$ with her up-selling anything and everything.

You can always recognize her by the huge tattoo on her thigh.

Ampfreq
09-11-07, 14:43
I want to report a magical(!) spinner named GG. She met me at the door after the usual call before entry dressed in the the tiniest jeans skirt I have ever seen. It barely qualified as a skirt. The pink(red?) and blue bra and panties were stunning on this enhanced K-girl. No fat on her at all, so if you need them thicker I would think twice. She was my type without a doubt and after the shower she stripped before I had a chance to lie down. Have to work on that with her. Nice massage and all the extras. She definitely enjoyed "her turn" because her hand was holding my head though not too hard.

I highly recommend her. I will do my best to see her before she leaves in a week or so. Seniors can pm for details. That is if the hints weren't enough.

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Loop Vet
09-11-07, 16:08
She was a provider with a local agency a year or two ago. I visited her and the entire time it was up-sell, up-sell and more up-sell. Come on, an extra jackson to suck her tits???? An extra two jacksons for doggie????

What was suppose to be $$ for FS would have cost me $$$$ with her up-selling anything and everything.

You can always recognize her by the huge tattoo on her thigh.

I know this girl. K&L loop streetwalker Essence aka Mesmer Eyes is her wifey-in-law (meaning they share the same pimp) and she brought her over to me one time a year or two ago. I think she went by "Princess" when she came over, but i can't be sure. She was definitely cute, but iirc, she was surely lacking in enthusiasm and barely said a word when she was here. I used to hit the streets a lot back then and Princess was never out there, pretty sure she worked agencies only, but, Essence knew that in order for me to date her at the time, she needed to bring me somebody new. I only gave them $100 each, but I can't remember if she gave me a hard time about sucking her tits or not. Granted, she was working off the guidelines Essence and I used, so, i was probably different than her usual MO. That said, I do remember being thoroughly disappointed with her service. I do have her on video a little bit, not sexually, but next to Essence when I was filming her while talking with her.

Within the past six months I was able to locate a few of the K&L loopettes on Myspac3 and have been able to piece some things together. Essence and Princess are still wifey-in-laws, and I believe Princess is their pimp's "bottom b*tch", meaning she is his favorite and the one he probably has true feeling for. To add to Willie's warning, she probably doesn't look quite as good as those pictures indicate either. Her myspac3 page told me she had a baby recently and in the pictures on her page she is covering her belly and breasts. In one older picture where she is showing her body, she captioned it with something like "before the childbirth."

link to pictures of Essence but not Princess (maybe I'll try to hook something up later) - http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=450891&postcount=13

Wicked Willie
09-11-07, 20:27
This tranny often posts on CL as a T4M (transvestite for male) but every once in a while you will see her post that she is actually a woman (post-op).

Come on - you can't be both pre and post op (as she lists). I don't want anyone getting sucked into seeing her thinking she is a woman - when in fact, she is not - period.

Here are her pictures from her T4M ad and a link to her W4M (woman for man) ad.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/418478749.html

Wicked Willie
09-11-07, 20:36
Unique has been on and off CL for a couple of years. She is a real cute spinner, but in no way shape or form is she a GFE, so if that is what you want, she is not your girl.

But if you want a CBJ with some nice FS (no kissing, YMMV DATY) and LOTS of talk (as she never shuts up) with a cute Jessica Alba looking chick, then she is it for you.

I have seen her about 5 or 6 times and will visit again when I want a cute non-GFE.

If she was GFE she could charge a hell-of-a-lot more for her services.

Oh, and if you are not sure it is her - Tat's are always a great identifier - just look for the Tat's of stars on her ass.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/418657979.html

Propilot
09-12-07, 16:20
Thank you for the heads up on the transvestite/transgenders Wicked Willie. You have probably saved the life of these tv/tgs because a straight monger would have definitely hurt them or killed them if this info was found out after the fact.

These tv/tgs play a very deadly game. They should let any straight guy know exactly what they are and let the guy decide if he still wants to see them. There have been documented reports of tv/tgs killed after "suprising" the straight male after sex. Once again thanks and stay safe.

Propilot-over and out.