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Thanks for the good information! A recent trip to Pine Wellness Herndon saw a Lena, who told me that now there are Brenda, Lisa, Lena, and Linda working there I think. Ivy is no longer here. This was just mentioned in passing, so I may not be completely correct.
As for Lena.
Massage 7/10, looks 7/10, Overall ok. She did the thing where when you say you will tip X, she asks for X+20 $, which is annoying. The rates are in line with the previous post. My favorite at Pine remains Lisa, who is a 6 in the looks, but a 9 otherwise, and just a wonderful person. F.
Be Safe.
--BE.
First time poster, long time lurker. I'll start by saying that I may be spoiled with the AMP places around town, so forgive me if this is normal practice and I'm just expecting too much. Alice is a cute, mid 20's Latina (which is really the only thing going for her) but don't waste your time. Was there less than 30 minutes and was charged for 1 hour. I was in and back out to my car in 22 minutes. Her clothes stay on / no roaming (which is fine, but not worth it for the rate). Worst "massage" I've ever had. I wouldn't even call it a massage, she pretty much just slathered oil all over, was dripping off my body and down the table. I asked to ease up on the oil and if possible, a much stronger massage. Neither was done. HE was forced and robotic and only done after I had to ask her multiple times. 160 total. 0/10 massage, 7/10 looks (but given some of the posts I've seen on here, she may be a 10/10 for a few of you). To each their own but I'm probably not coming back. Left more stressed than when I came in. I hope anyone else who's been, has had a better experience.
Since I'm here:
Angel in Fairfax:
Anna: Young, maybe mid / late 30's, great personality and great massage. TS is very thorough and if you're nice, she'll let you pop early while she bathes you. I usually go for 1 hr 180.
Linda: Most of you know about her- one of the best massages in the area IMO, great personality, no complaints. House 80/100 tip (I sometimes tip 120/140 bc of the great service but that's personal preference).
No FS / CBJ available (at least, it hasn't been in the 6-7 times I've visited).
Pine Herndon:
Been a while and forgot their names but all three providers have been great, no complaints. Worth a visit. Massage 8/10 Looks 6/10 80 house /100 tip 1 hr.
Herndon Therapy:
Also been about a year since I've been, nothing but great service. They have a sauna which I personally love. Providers are friendly and very accommodating. TS was great and thorough, as usual. Massage 8/10 Looks 7/10. Pretty much anyone I've come across here has been great.
80 house / 100 tip 1 hr.
Koolakulak
09-07-22, 13:15
She now works out of the same place as Pim, but does not know her. She has an awesome body.
She is about 5 foot 6. Rail thin. Boobs are small but natural. I would guess that she is around 30.
Great massage, great nuru, no other extas for me. I asked. She is just here temporarily.
Enjoy.Made an appointment with Lin since she was nearby, but she (or her provider) wouldn't get into details over what other services are offered over text (understandably). Told me to talk with the girl when I arrive, so I figure at the very least, I can get a good massage. When I arrived, she quickly brought me into the apartment but her English was limited. Asked her what else was on the menu and she said only HJ. I would have been OK but she just wasn't my type for me to relax. Spinner type but couldn't get past her looks and dialog was difficult so I decided to pass.
OldManRose
09-07-22, 13:34
I occasionally post to both the NOVA and Fredericksburg boards. I recently relocated to Springfield and was interested in experiences in that area. Has anyone been to Prince or Bamboo therapy recently.
I saw Jennifer at Magic and have been to Care therapy were I found both very accommodating and open to negotiating about the menu. I also got good massage before the extras.
BlueyBlueyBlue
09-07-22, 15:40
Sounds to me like you had Viviana? You'll get no extras with her. Like most places FHOH is all about you you get. If you want extras then you need to call ahead and ask for Sandra, Angie, Gabby. Though Gabby, IMO is pricey and not worth it.Curious, what do Angie and Gabby look like? Age? Body type? Ass and breast size?
JackInGsid
09-07-22, 21:03
Thank you for the tip! I'll keep this in mind the next time.
Sounds to me like you had Viviana? You'll get no extras with her. Like most places FHOH is all about you you get. If you want extras then you need to call ahead and ask for Sandra, Angie, Gabby. Though Gabby, IMO is pricey and not worth it.
TheDrowned
09-08-22, 00:26
I've been diving deep trying to uncover hidden treasure buried below the surface of the AMP scene. I've been in this hobby a long time and I really enjoy finding UTR massage spots to try to find a new stone unturned. I've frequented many legit MPs, nail salons, and independent providers who post on CL looking to taste the forbidden fruit; that edge of mystery when you don't know if a HE may be on the menu and that sweet release when you succeed, pun intended.
Well, my next adventure lead me to consult face book as I kept getting ceaseless ads in my feed regarding a Haydee's Massage. I figured since my phone probably has more cookies than a girl scout bake sale regarding my monger endeavors maybe there was something more to be gained here.
So I contacted Haydee to inquire about getting a massage. She responded in haste and I thought I would try to be playful to see if she could give me hints of a menu beyond just the standard massage but Haydee didn't bite. I debated if it was worth it to gamble and drive into Herndon to meet her at her Spa and ultimately decided to TOFTT. As Gretzky said "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
And to add my own quote into legend "I miss 100% of the money I had in my wallet before heading out it Haydees".
I got there and met with Haydee and paid the 90 $ fee for the hour massage. Haydee is a latina but after my extensive tenure sampling the many Latin flavors VA / MD have to offer over the years I can best describe her as a meatball in the looks department by comparison. I wanted to turn and run but as the title suggests I was in too deep. After making the long drive here I had just hoped Haydee's massage skills made up for her lack of beauty.
It wasn't bad. She's definitely a skilled masseuse and given my more recent reviews of CL wellness and beauty and my stint at FHOH I can confirm this was more than just a light rub with oil which is the usual MO of latina masseuses. They just basically oil you up for an hour before stroking your dick like it was one long drawn out tease before the happy ending.
Haydee gives you an actual massage with hot stones and stretching. It was hard for me to get aroused as one might presume it's hard to get aroused by a meatball when looking at your spaghetti dinner but I tried to make a pass at Haydee anyway in hope that maybe she'd finish my massage with a happy end. I was politely declined and honestly I shed no tear at the loss of that, but did at the loss of my time and money. I was sent on my way and tipped another $20 for good will. On my way out I saw a blonde girl and bruenette who looked a hell out a lot better and younger than Haydee but I'm not sure if they can be booked for massage therapy. Don't think I will repeat regardless tho since it's much too far for me with no hint of reward. Oh well, such is life when you're living on the edge. I very well knew the risks before I ventured on this dive, and sometimes you come up empty handed.
At least I can contribute with a cautionary tale and a fun story to tell. Yo ho and a bottle of —-.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
RockSwithSalt
09-08-22, 09:00
kept getting ceaseless ads in my feed regarding a Haydee's Massage.... I ventured on this dive, and sometimes you come up empty handed.
At least I can contribute with a cautionary tale and a fun story to tell. Yo ho and a bottle of -.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.You were so close to another spa in the same office complex. New Star. A couple weeks back I ventured in to check it out. I have a lasting memory of my visit. After the table shower my therapist led me back to the massage room using junior as a leash. That pretty much set the tone for the next hour and a memory I will likely not forget.
Looking for an AMP that's fair priced.234 Wellness. Report back here with how it went. Define fair priced, everything is high today.
That's her thing. She's into pops into watching and being in control- her right leg quivers immensely when I blow. She's into 3 some don't believe me ask her what's her fantasy- watching.Tina at TK nails giggles at pops too and likes to watch your sauce run all down her fingers and over her 2 ct wedding ring. Only difference is. 6 total; . 35 for hhr and. 25 tip. She also likes to talk about her sex life during the act.
Curious, what do Angie and Gabby look like? Age? Body type? Ass and breast size?Both probably late 20's. Neither a spinner, but not BBW either. I found Angie cuter, but everyone has different likes.
Please drop some recommendations for Latin AMP's between the DMV area. I am familiar with FHOH. Thanks in advance.
If someone did a post like this similar I did not see it.
SteveSmithAbq
09-08-22, 19:13
Just visited Candy at her usual location in Vienna. She got back last night, and is looking better than ever! She has a very discreet, clean and safe incall. Got a great massage with extras! Sharing her info, she is here for ten days:
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tyson-vienna/22557249.html
SexAddict96
09-08-22, 19:35
I went to New Star awhile ago, maybe at least 6 months. From what I remember, the experience was pretty average, so I never thought of going back. Services were very basic much like Lovely in Sterling. Sounds like you may have gotten more services. PM if you want.
You were so close to another spa in the same office complex. New Star. A couple weeks back I ventured in to check it out. I have a lasting memory of my visit. After the table shower my therapist led me back to the massage room using junior as a leash. That pretty much set the tone for the next hour and a memory I will likely not forget.
TheOuroboros
09-08-22, 20:55
Both probably late 20's. Neither a spinner, but not BBW either. I found Angie cuter, but everyone has different likes.Actually Angie is around Sandra's age and Gabby is currently the youngest one there (until Adriana returns) in her early 30's. But yeah most can pass for younger.
I had a recent experience at New Star that was average as well. Wonder who RockSalt met for their fun time.
I went to New Star awhile ago, maybe at least 6 months. From what I remember, the experience was pretty average, so I never thought of going back. Services were very basic much like Lovely in Sterling. Sounds like you may have gotten more services. PM if you want.
RockSwithSalt
09-09-22, 07:31
I went to New Star awhile ago, maybe at least 6 months. From what I remember, the experience was pretty average, so I never thought of going back. Services were very basic much like Lovely in Sterling. Sounds like you may have gotten more services. PM if you want.My multi year experience with the numerous AMPs in the Herndon area is that nothing stays the same. You can have a blah visit one time and come back several months later for a memorable event. I continually rotate between many of my local spas. Part of the excitement is the thrill of the hunt, you never know what you will find.
XxdmvxxGuy69
09-09-22, 14:23
Actually Angie is around Sandra's age and Gabby is currently the youngest one there (until Adriana returns) in her early 30's. But yeah most can pass for younger.Sandra is definitely in her late 40's, she has a daughter that is 23 that works reception sometimes.
Koolakulak
09-09-22, 14:52
Just visited Candy at her usual location in Vienna. She got back last night, and is looking better than ever! She has a very discreet, clean and safe incall. Got a great massage with extras! Sharing her info, she is here for ten days:
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tyson-vienna/22557249.htmlI visited Candy a few weeks back and while I wanted the Nuru, she said that the current apartment wasn't setup for that. Opted for her famous no-pain-no-gain massage, and ended with loads of extras and a shower. Great service and I felt she was trying to please, but really just wanted me out of there. Ended up donating $$.6 for the service and not sure if it was worth it.
I've been diving deep trying to uncover hidden treasure buried below the surface of the AMP scene. I've been in this hobby a long time and I really enjoy finding UTR massage spots to try to find a new stone unturned. I've frequented many legit MPs, nail salons, and independent providers who post on CL looking to taste the forbidden fruit; that edge of mystery when you don't know if a HE may be on the menu and that sweet release when you succeed, pun intended.
Well, my next adventure lead me to consult face book as I kept getting ceaseless ads in my feed regarding a Haydee's Massage. I figured since my phone probably has more cookies than a girl scout bake sale regarding my monger endeavors maybe there was something more to be gained here.
So I contacted Haydee to inquire about getting a massage. She responded in haste and I thought I would try to be playful to see if she could give me hints of a menu beyond just the standard massage but Haydee didn't bite. I debated if it was worth it to gamble and drive into Herndon to meet her at her Spa and ultimately decided to TOFTT. As Gretzky said "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
And to add my own quote into legend "I miss 100% of the money I had in my wallet before heading out it Haydees".
I got there and met with Haydee and paid the 90 $ fee for the hour massage. Haydee is a latina but after my extensive tenure sampling the many Latin flavors VA / MD have to offer over the years I can best describe her as a meatball in the looks department by comparison. I wanted to turn and run but as the title suggests I was in too deep. After making the long drive here I had just hoped Haydee's massage skills made up for her lack of beauty.
It wasn't bad. She's definitely a skilled masseuse and given my more recent reviews of CL wellness and beauty and my stint at FHOH I can confirm this was more than just a light rub with oil which is the usual MO of latina masseuses. They just basically oil you up for an hour before stroking your dick like it was one long drawn out tease before the happy ending.
Haydee gives you an actual massage with hot stones and stretching. It was hard for me to get aroused as one might presume it's hard to get aroused by a meatball when looking at your spaghetti dinner but I tried to make a pass at Haydee anyway in hope that maybe she'd finish my massage with a happy end. I was politely declined and honestly I shed no tear at the loss of that, but did at the loss of my time and money. I was sent on my way and tipped another $20 for good will. On my way out I saw a blonde girl and bruenette who looked a hell out a lot better and younger than Haydee but I'm not sure if they can be booked for massage therapy. Don't think I will repeat regardless tho since it's much too far for me with no hint of reward. Oh well, such is life when you're living on the edge. I very well knew the risks before I ventured on this dive, and sometimes you come up empty handed.
At least I can contribute with a cautionary tale and a fun story to tell. Yo ho and a bottle of -.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.If you want Herndon Latinas, should should hit Copan or Two Amigos after 8 pm. Pay for a few dances with the girls working there and then ask them how much.
Sandra is definitely in her late 40's, she has a daughter that is 23 that works reception sometimes.Yea, Sandra is pushing 50, if not already. Though looks great for her age. If Angie is in her 40's then she looks incredible for her age, though not saying that's not possible.
Her daughter does work reception at times, but I believe Sandra told me some months back that her daughter had returned to Columbia. Though don't know if she is still there or not.
Yea, Sandra is pushing 50, if not already. Though looks great for her age. If Angie is in her 40's then she looks incredible for her age, though not saying that's not possible.
Her daughter does work reception at times, but I believe Sandra told me some months back that her daughter had returned to Columbia. Though don't know if she is still there or not.Do you know the name of the Daughter?
SteveSmithAbq
09-10-22, 07:03
I visited Candy a few weeks back and while I wanted the Nuru, she said that the current apartment wasn't setup for that. Opted for her famous no-pain-no-gain massage, and ended with loads of extras and a shower. Great service and I felt she was trying to please, but really just wanted me out of there. Ended up donating $$.6 for the service and not sure if it was worth it.I didn't feel rushed while I was there. I stayed for over an hour, and we talked quite a bit after the shower. I haven't found the combination of strong massage, touching / teasing during the massage to build up to the extras, great body, the extras, the dirty talk, the clean room and shower, and private location anywhere else in the DMV area. Def seems worth the donation to me.
If you want Herndon Latinas, should should hit Copan or Two Amigos after 8 pm. Pay for a few dances with the girls working there and then ask them how much.I'm very confused because these look like normal restaurants. Does anybody have any more info about these spots? Either way I'll be there asap LOL.
Do you know the name of the Daughter?I'm sure I've heard it before, but can't think of it now.
Yea, Sandra is pushing 50, if not already. Though looks great for her age. If Angie is in her 40's then she looks incredible for her age, though not saying that's not possible.
Her daughter does work reception at times, but I believe Sandra told me some months back that her daughter had returned to Columbia. Though don't know if she is still there or not.Last time I had a conversation with her too Walker, I believe she did tell me that her daughter was back in country. I was thinking it was Bolivia though not Columbia. I am pretty sure Gabby told me the ladies were from Bolivia, but maybe I am mistaken.
TheYoungMonger
09-10-22, 17:03
Last time I had a conversation with her too Walker, I believe she did tell me that her daughter was back in country. I was thinking it was Bolivia though not Columbia. I am pretty sure Gabby told me the ladies were from Bolivia, but maybe I am mistaken.You are correct.
I'm sure I've heard it before, but can't think of it now.LOL I was hoping she was working more than the front desk when I saw her, sadly wasn't to be.
JimBliss478
09-10-22, 17:11
I'm sure I've heard it before, but can't think of it now.Her name is Camila.
Last time I had a conversation with her too Walker, I believe she did tell me that her daughter was back in country. I was thinking it was Bolivia though not Columbia. I am pretty sure Gabby told me the ladies were from Bolivia, but maybe I am mistaken.You are correct, it is Bolivia. Sorry.
LOL I was hoping she was working more than the front desk when I saw her, sadly wasn't to be.I once asked Sandra if her daughter did massages, and I got a resounding "NO, NEVER".
Decided to visit eutopia in reston last week since I couldn't find much info on it. Completely legit from my experience. It felt like there was room for extras with how close they got to the jewels, but when it came time to flip it was all covered and legit. The massage was good though but left feeling blue.
Her name is Camila.She's fine. Wonder if she knows what her mom does. How crazy would that be if you end up dating her and she introduces you to Sandra LOL.
JimBliss478
09-10-22, 17:45
She's fine. Wonder if she knows what her mom does. How crazy would that be if you end up dating her and she introduces you to Sandra LOL.I'll be open to 4 hands massage from Sandra and Camila LOL.
TheOuroboros
09-10-22, 19:52
She's fine. Wonder if she knows what her mom does. How crazy would that be if you end up dating her and she introduces you to Sandra LOL.Just doesn't participate.
Angie is Columbian
The rest are from Bolivia
AlmostRetired
09-10-22, 22:56
A quick note on a great dream at Angel. Called ahead and asked for Linda. Thanks to the members who sang her praises prompting my visit. I will similarly sing her praises as well. Very friendly and good in conversation. TS was great, she damn near made me pop in the TS! Massage was very good, told her to go hard and she walked on my back and did a great job. From the TS she knew I was down for a bit extra. She teased the little man (not so little then) before the flip. HJ was awesome, and she giggled when I popped. Very non rushed we chatted for a few minutes once done. Told me to please come back soon. . 8 for the house and she wanted $. 2 for the extra, kinda pricey compared to a few others but I have to say she is not the std MT out there. I will be back sooner rather than later. There are quite a few AMP's in that location, I have been to Pinetree and not yet to Garden. There is also a legit Thai place around the corner. I plan to visit that Thai place and see if they now allow extras. A few years ago it was 100% off the table. Linda face 8/10, boobs big Cs or D's, sadly no butt! LOL But personality 9/10. I was slightly more generous due to her great attitude.
She is one to be treated nicely.
Almost Retired. But not yet!
AlmostRetired
09-10-22, 23:50
Saw quite an ad on bedpage for Jenny for massages, considering a visit. Anyone seen her recently? Pics seem real but who knows!
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/tyson-rsquo-s-va/22554735.html
Koolakulak
09-11-22, 01:41
I didn't feel rushed while I was there. I stayed for over an hour, and we talked quite a bit after the shower. I haven't found the combination of strong massage, touching / teasing during the massage to build up to the extras, great body, the extras, the dirty talk, the clean room and shower, and private location anywhere else in the DMV area. Def seems worth the donation to me.She only gave me the 45 minutes shower option. I asked for longer and she said that 45 minutes was enough, and I was probably out of there around that time. Maybe she had another customer after me? How long did you opt for and ended up paying?
SexAddict96
09-11-22, 08:41
Yes, times and services change but from my few visits at New Star, which were couple years apart, service was basic and unmemorable. Also, there were other reports saying the same. In fact, the only thing I remember from my visits is that they stuck me in the bathroom to wait since they were busy. It would be great if you could give more details like name and maybe slight description of service. This way we can decide whether to visit and if there is a need to temper expectations.
My multi year experience with the numerous AMPs in the Herndon area is that nothing stays the same. You can have a blah visit one time and come back several months later for a memorable event. I continually rotate between many of my local spas. Part of the excitement is the thrill of the hunt, you never know what you will find.
Yes, times and services change but from my few visits at New Star, which were couple years apart, service was basic and unmemorable. Also, there were other reports saying the same. In fact, the only thing I remember from my visits is that they stuck me in the bathroom to wait since they were busy. It would be great if you could give more details like name and maybe slight description of service. This way we can decide whether to visit and if there is a need to temper expectations.I too had visited New Star in Herndon over the summer and thought the service was average. My provider wouldn't take less than 60 for a HJ. But she did mention FS was on the menu but the price was high, so I just went for the good ole' standard noVa. She took direction well to edge me. But I wouldn't go out of my way to visit this place. The woman who answered the door was ok looking but "old". My provider was ok looking but "old" as well. And by old I mean mid 40's and older. No 20 or 30 years old here.
I'm very confused because these look like normal restaurants. Does anybody have any more info about these spots? Either way I'll be there asap LOL.Some of these local Latino "restaurants" are open late, past 12 am. The few that I have passed by in the Manassas area while transiting the area have dark tinted windows so you can't see inside. I always suspected they had adult entertainment after hours. While driving back from some other late night adventures at around 1 am, I have passed a couple of Latino "restaurants " where people were going in and out. Seems weird for them to be a normal restaurant staying open past 11 pm.
A local Latina MILF that I was following on Instagram had reposted a link to a local restaurant spot near the Manassas Centreville line where someone took a video of a big booty Latina lap dancing on the male patrons. I learned later there was a shooting outside the entrance due to argument between patrons.
If you are a gringo, I don't know if you would fit in and get serviced by a Latina working there.
RockSwithSalt
09-11-22, 13:06
Yes, times and services change but from my few visits at New Star, which were couple years apart, service was basic and unmemorable. Also, there were other reports saying the same. In fact, the only thing I remember from my visits is that they stuck me in the bathroom to wait since they were busy. It would be great if you could give more details like name and maybe slight description of service. This way we can decide whether to visit and if there is a need to temper expectations.My preferred lane is nude mutual touching without restrictions FIP. Sometimes DATY. Part way along at New Star she jumped up and did a nuru style slide to provide more stimulation. Hard to remember names at my age.
TheDrowned
09-11-22, 13:20
Some of these local Latino "restaurants" are open late, past 12 am. The few that I have passed by in the Manassas area while transiting the area have dark tinted windows so you can't see inside. I always suspected they had adult entertainment after hours. While driving back from some other late night adventures at around 1 am, I have passed a couple of Latino "restaurants " where people were going in and out. Seems weird for them to be a normal restaurant staying open past 11 pm.
A local Latina MILF that I was following on Instagram had reposted a link to a local restaurant spot near the Manassas Centreville line where someone took a video of a big booty Latina lap dancing on the male patrons. I learned later there was a shooting outside the entrance due to argument between patrons.
If you are a gringo, I don't know if you would fit in and get serviced by a Latina working there.I've been told that these restaurants are common hangouts for the local Latino gangs in the area. After sundown things become less gringo friendly. The use of quotation marks around the term are quite appropriate and it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest of these "restaurants" are simply a way to launder money and other goods. Could just be I've seen too much breaking bad but someone like me would raise some eyebrows being there late at night. I’ve got the skin complexion of a vampire but bullets would tear through my body with far more ease than a stake in my chest and I'm not sure the poon is worth the safety risk.
RockSwithSalt
09-11-22, 13:39
I've been told that these restaurants are common hangouts for the local Latino gangs in the area. After sundown things become less gringo friendly. The use of quotation marks around the term are quite appropriate and it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest of these "restaurants" are simply a way to launder money and other goods. Could just be I've seen too much breaking bad but someone like me would raise some eyebrows being there late at night. Ive got the skin complexion of a vampire but bullets would tear through my body with far more ease than a stake in my chest and I'm not sure the poon is worth the safety risk.One of my favorite restaurants Los Toltecos in the Dulles Town Center mall has been promoting Friday night ladies nights from 10 pm until 2 am. DJ music. I've been tempted to swing by to take a look. That area is a little less suspect than downtown Herndon at night but I wouldn't let ones guard down.
All over their facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/lostoltecosofsterling.
Decided to visit eutopia in reston last week since I couldn't find much info on it. Completely legit from my experience. It felt like there was room for extras with how close they got to the jewels, but when it came time to flip it was all covered and legit. The massage was good though but left feeling blue.I have been going here for over 5 years. They are 100% legit and a great value for a great massage. No table nor stand up shower, but they will clean your body of the oil post massage.
I've been told that these restaurants are common hangouts for the local Latino gangs in the area. After sundown things become less gringo friendly. The use of quotation marks around the term are quite appropriate and it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest of these "restaurants" are simply a way to launder money and other goods. Could just be I've seen too much breaking bad but someone like me would raise some eyebrows being there late at night. Ive got the skin complexion of a vampire but bullets would tear through my body with far more ease than a stake in my chest and I'm not sure the poon is worth the safety risk.Tipicos Los Amigos in Sterling is another good place to find Latinas who will go home with you for a price. But you definitely need to put work in to show the latino dudes your'e not a cop. If they don't want you there, they will make it clear. But I've had no problems at all at any of those places and I am a stereotypical white guy.
JimBliss478
09-12-22, 00:53
As promised I attempted to see the woman who advertises RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE on CL. I set up an appointment with her but half an hour before the scheduled time she canceled on me. Apparently her daughter was sick, so fair enough.
Rather than waste the day, I decided to try another Latina in the Columbia Pike area, Gabrielle, who advertises a variety of services on CL:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/arlington-gabrielles-quality-care-and/7503312895.html
Set up an appointment over text. She advertises $80 hh and $140 h. I asked if we could do 45 for $100 and she agreed.
Met her at her apartment just off Columbia Pike, a decently nice complex. Her place was a little messy but not enough to bother me. She let me take a shower beforehand which was nice since it was scorching hot and I was sweaty. Shower was clean and she didn't count it towards my time.
I'd guess Gabrielle is late 20's or early 30's. I believe the pics in the ad are her but not that representative. Still, I found her cute and she was wearing a low cut shirt with no bra which was promising.
She told me to drape to my comfort and I threw the towel off with no complaints, also promising. She also said to let her know if I had any special requests.
She proceeded to give a good massage. She mentioned she had to drop out of massage school but you could tell she had training because it was a thorough and strong massage. No teasing while facedown, but it was still a good, relaxing experience.
On the flip, she started working my legs and mentioned that I should consider waxing, another service she provides. I said I wasn't interested this time but she took the opportunity to touch my genitals a little as part of the sell. That was enough for me to start rubbing her ass. She offered a happy ending and we were off to the races. There was absolutely no negotiation, which I very much appreciate.
She gave a great NOVA. No rush at all, took her time and definitely knows what she's doing. Allowed for OTC roaming downstairs and eventually I pulled down the shirt I mentioned and started to suckle as she finished me off. She wasn't willing to do more than that this time, such as using her mouth or moving to the bed next to the table, but she did leave open the possibility for more services once she got to know me better. Regardless, what she provided led to a very enjoyable and explosive finish.
Afterwards, she cleaned me up nicely and that was that. I got exactly the 45 minutes we'd agreed on. I asked how much I owed her and she said $100. I told her she'd earned more than that and she said that was up to me. Such a refreshing attitude. I gave her a $40 tip and she seemed genuinely appreciative.
I will note that there is a post on the CL section of this board saying she flaked on someone before. And our appointment did start 30 minutes late because it took her longer to clean up her place than she anticipated. But I think she's definitely worth a visit and hopefully her flakiness is behind her. She said she'd only had a few massage clients but would love to have more. Recommended and will repeat.I met the woman who advertises RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE. Below is information about her:
Text: I made appointment with her through text. She can be hard to reach at times. Be patient and gently follow up.
Age: I believe she is in her late 20's / early 30's.
Communication: decent english and good conversationalist.
Personality: she is a sweet person. Can be reserved.
Apartment: pretty clean and quiet. No complaints there.
Massage: 100 per hour. Massage wasn't bad but pretty pricey.
HE: She won't initiate and will tell you she doesn't do that. After more gentle ask and promise of tip (she didn't ask price on the first time), she gave fairly decent HE. She'll take her top off too.
Body: She's not thin but not fat. Big tits and ass. Her body is covered in tats so keep that in mind. Pics in the ad are accurate.
Additional items: couple visit, she'll be open to CBJ. Second time, she'll ask for almost 200. Not worth it in my opinion.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/arlington-relaxing-and-lymphatic/7521653043.html
VegasGuy2016
09-12-22, 17:10
My 2nd time at the Pines. I like the place but 60 minutes turned into 35 minutes as there were busy felt a little rushed. Can any one advise best times to go and best ones to see. Please PM me.
Thans, VG.
BarneySanders
09-12-22, 23:20
Decided to visit eutopia in reston last week since I couldn't find much info on it. Completely legit from my experience. It felt like there was room for extras with how close they got to the jewels, but when it came time to flip it was all covered and legit. The massage was good though but left feeling blue.I dreamed of being in several legit AMPs that would give you a great massage and going deep around the legs to massaging around the jewels but without ever touching junior or even allowing OTC roaming. Legit or not legit?
VictorSmitham
09-13-22, 02:48
All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-mclean/22559897.html
Been there several times. I thought the same and I've tried hinting things but totally legit from my experience. Great massage though! Some of their therapists tend to get closer down there but none actually do anything. So far the only thing I have ever read of anything close was that one time someone was allowed to touch himself but nothing from the ladies. It's a shame since they give great massages and it teases quite a bit. Also some of the girls are not bad looking!
I dreamed of being in several legit AMPs that would give you a great massage and going deep around the legs to massaging around the jewels but without ever touching junior or even allowing OTC roaming. Legit or not legit?
LowerBackPain
09-13-22, 10:37
Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.
All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-mclean/22559897.html
TheDrowned
09-13-22, 10:43
All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-mclean/22559897.htmlWhen the girls photos are insanely hot like the one listed above, than the pictures are often fake and the service (if real) will already disappoint your expectations because they'll be set at a predetermined bar of an unachievable standard.
So ads like these are usually a clear skip for me simply because the good Thai providers get plenty of traction on the board here and if this were a case of genuine authenticity, you or I wouldn't be the first to discover her.
I'd imagine other mongers on here would signal a review that would be akin to lighting the flaming beacons of Gondor that would summon more than half the mongers of VA to come trampling upon her door step for an appt.
Boulder1028
09-13-22, 11:02
Any Indy's out there that offer rimming? Hell AMP that does? I know years ago Linda at Garden did and she was phenomenal at it.
Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.
TheDrowned
09-13-22, 14:54
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/arlington-gabrielles-quality-care-and/7533213339.html
Managed to secure an appointment with Gabi for a massage. It took a few tries as her time management is pretty shit to put it nicely and I got the feeling she was stacking appointments on top of one another. She texted me twice to push my appt up each time, and after getting delayed twice I told her that it wasn't going to be feasible and decided to bail.
After a couple of weeks I decided to try again against my better judgement but this time I was finally able to meet her.
Shes a young latina in her 20s and works out of her apartment, it's a nice place on Columbia pike but the inside is pretty messy. Leads me into her bedroom where there was a table next to a bed. Massage was just a bit of a rub and scrub. She put on this exfoliating dirt that seemed to have the equivalent effect of me rolling around on a beach getting sand into crevices I didn't think I had. Lead me to the shower afterwards where I cleaned myself off. Returned to the table for some application of lotion and told me to flip. Went for junior after 10 minutes or so and began an unceremonious HJ. Her personality is rather cold and kinda just gives you a mechanical finish. Allows roaming and I got to get her to remove her top. Her tits are ok, best described as lumpy Cs. But the whole vibe just kinda felt like she wanted to be anywhere else but giving a HJ. I finished, somehow. But I'm not sure I'm going to repeat.
Just didn't find any chemistry with this one. But maybe I just caught her on an off day. As a one man operation she’s probably pretty burned out
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
Google McLean Cream. Park in back. 2nd floor. It's a bit more expensive and the ladies are accustomed to much higher tips that I see folks describing in posts here. That said, in my opinion, it's worth it! Lucy or Mimi are top shelf in every way. I've been going there for about 10 years.
Visited Vivi spa in Warrenton, drew Angela a 40 something thin asian, cute, A cups and not much ass. Massage was decent maybea 7 of 10. Not much teasing at all at first, finished the good massage and started light touch. Spent a fair bit of time teasing the boys, crack and taint before the flip. On the flip she asked if I wanted it massaged, the answer was yes. No negotiation about price and she quickly got some oil. Her hand felt soft and move very slow, was enjoyable. After a few minutes she really started to turn up the pace so I asked nicely if she would continue slow. She complied and a few minutes later came the pop. Cleaned me up, finished massage on chest and legs and time was up. Right at 30 minutes.
I was after a good massage and got it, will return. I didn't press for a larger menu because I don't think its available.
5 for the house.
4 for the tip.
Still would love to find an indy in the warrenton area but I'm pretty sure there are not any. If you have knowledge please let me know!!
VegasGuy2016
09-13-22, 17:14
[agree! QUOTE=TheDrowned;6119728]When the girls photos are insanely hot like the one listed above, than the pictures are often fake and the service (if real) will already disappoint your expectations because they'll be set at a predetermined bar of an unachievable standard.
So ads like these are usually a clear skip for me simply because the good Thai providers get plenty of traction on the board here and if this were a case of genuine authenticity, you or I wouldn't be the first to discover her.
I'd imagine other mongers on here would signal a review that would be akin to lighting the flaming beacons of Gondor that would summon more than half the mongers of VA to come trampling upon her door step for an appt. [ / QUOTE].
Big Daddy Don
09-13-22, 17:37
I went by Magic Health in Manassas this weekend to pay a visit to Coco. Alas, the sign is gone and it looks like the foyer area was stripped out. No answer on the phone but I got an automatic text telling me to keep the number, thier contract at that location was up and they were looking to relocate.
Anyone know if Coco is working somewhere? I would love to find Mimi who used to work there again too.
Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.I tried to reach out to her once and she wants 2. 8 for a bang but I turned her down because that's way too many bucks for a bang.
Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.I seriously doubt that pic is really the girl providing the service.
Except or BP and stg where are all the real AMPs advertising? Both BP and stg seems to be full of scams and fakes lately, please help an old guy. If it's better to private message please do and thank you.
RockSwithSalt
09-13-22, 21:51
Except or BP and stg where are all the real AMPs advertising? Both BP and stg seems to be full of scams and fakes lately, please help an old guy. If it's better to private message please do and thank you.There is good information to be had on Rubmaps. You can sign up as a free member. And see lots of information. It will tell you which ones don't offer erotic services, which ones have table showers, the hourly rate. You can look at the number of reviews and I can tell you from personal experience there is a relationship between the number of reviews and the extras on the menu. Now if you are a paying member you can read all the detailed reviews and get the names of the providers. I'd say at least 95% of the AMPs in the area are listed. You can also take their phone numbers and do a google search and see most of the ads they post on the various mongering sites. Now it is not perfect but it is a good place to start your research. You won't find any independents just brick and mortar operations.
They are a regular advertiser on this site.
AlmostRetired
09-14-22, 00:34
Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.There are quite a number of AMPs in Alexandria. I visited Rich Wellness spa a number of times in the past. It's kinda opposite the Target on RT 1 or behind what used to be a Rite Aid. My regular MT left and I was back there once before I moved out of the area.
Another is Suzi Massage. This is further up rt 1 in Hybla Valley very close to the Safeway and an ABC store, opposite side of the hwy. It's a nice location a quiet office block. Lastly I was a regular at a spot opposite the Bank of America. Pretty close to Rich Wellness, but that is a strictly legit spot even though very cheap. That owner also has a location in downtown Alexandria.
I forget there is also Eden Spa but I haven't visited that yet. If you are in Alexandria there are also some good places in Springfield.
All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-mclean/22559897.htmlYes, Mali has been around for about a year and used to go by Pilin or Pillin. Pics are not her, but she is young (late 20's?) and hot and gets the job done. When I saw her when she first arrived, she was new to the game. When I saw her a year later, she was very business like.
BigPoppa2308
09-14-22, 16:07
I saw a young, hot Thai provider a few months back that went by Millin and worked out of the same place as Alexa Thai. Is this the same one you mention or is Pillin / Mali someone else? At one point Millin did use her real photos and it is definitely not Mali as pictured but if it is her then she certainly is hot but the service could not be more businesslike and mechanical. I was in and out in 25 minutes even though I paid for 45.
Yes, Mali has been around for about a year and used to go by Pilin or Pillin. Pics are not her, but she is young (late 20's?) and hot and gets the job done. When I saw her when she first arrived, she was new to the game. When I saw her a year later, she was very business like.
BarneySanders
09-14-22, 17:30
I'll be open to 4 hands massage from Sandra and Camila LOL.Tread lightly guys. Always be nice to the ladies and respect some some boundaries.
HotFootTeddy
09-14-22, 18:02
Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.Even what is considered Alexandria can cover a big geographic area. I saw an ad for one in Old Town that seemed pretty explicit for the location, but can't find it now. Otherwise, you'll need to go to the West End, down Route 1 as mentioned earlier, or head over near Kingstown / Franconia.
Old Town:
The previous place mentioned and another on Duke just past the Masonic Temple.
West End:
Eden / Lime. At least "Level 1", but as with many NOVA places, you may find a provider who has a more expanded menu. I had a visit with a cute, younger provider named Pata (with a broad menu, but she was definitely colder than I like.
On King Street / Leesburg Pike just west of 395, there's Golden / Swan and sometimes others in the same complex that are hit or miss (in my experience) in terms of quality, but you can get a standard NOVA, and sometimes more.
Route 1: AlmostRetired listed the main ones, but there's a new one near Inova Mount Vernon that's been popping up recently on BP and RM.
Kingstown / Franconia: I've been to King and Queen and had standard NOVA and more, but there was no additional pressure for more like you might have in PG County. There's a good 3-4 more in that general area where I'm sure you can get NOVA finish.
In general, the woman at most of these locations are older than in PG County, but on par for much of NOVA. The massage's are generally pretty good and it seems like the the menus are expanding somewhat.
I saw a young, hot Thai provider a few months back that went by Millin and worked out of the same place as Alexa Thai. Is this the same one you mention or is Pillin / Mali someone else? At one point Millin did use her real photos and it is definitely not Mali as pictured but if it is her then she certainly is hot but the service could not be more businesslike and mechanical. I was in and out in 25 minutes even though I paid for 45.Yes, I believe you are correct that these are all the same person. Same reviews too: Beautiful but mechanical.
AlmostRetired
09-14-22, 22:26
Google McLean Cream. Park in back. 2nd floor. It's a bit more expensive and the ladies are accustomed to much higher tips that I see folks describing in posts here. That said, in my opinion, it's worth it! Lucy or Mimi are top shelf in every way. I've been going there for about 10 years.I wonder if this the same as Blue Ocean. When I check adultsearch looks like they have the same entry picture and same address. So I think they are one and the same. I had a great dream with Bella on Monday.
Just FYI for all, Bella tells me a new mt just started about 6 days prior. For those interested in MTs on the thinner side, she could be for you. Looks though say about 5/10 maybe 6.
Amsterdam2022
09-14-22, 23:08
Any Indy's out there that offer rimming? Hell AMP that does? I know years ago Linda at Garden did and she was phenomenal at it.Is Garden AMP in Nova?
Well fellow mongers I should've listened to the previous posts regarding Gabby. She is absolutely beautiful but not worth the $ I shelled out during my dream. Very mechanical and while FS is available it was an insane amount. But the little head won over logic. She would only do mission. Not from behind. And her attitude was just not welcoming. Maybe it was just me but that was def my last time seeing her. Sandra is the ultimate pro out of the bunch. (Oh how I miss Leah) Good Luck!
Well fellow mongers I should've listened to the previous posts regarding Gabby. She is absolutely beautiful but not worth the $ I shelled out during my dream. Very mechanical and while FS is available it was an insane amount. But the little head won over logic. She would only do mission. Not from behind. And her attitude was just not welcoming. Maybe it was just me but that was def my last time seeing her. Sandra is the ultimate pro out of the bunch. (Oh how I miss Leah) Good Luck!There is also a new girl, Angie. Though Sandra said she has been out sick the mast few days. A few comments about here in here.
Sandra also said another new girl, Fabriella. Though I know nothing about her.
Boulder1028
09-15-22, 09:41
Is Garden AMP in Nova?Yeah, Ffx circle area next to Angel and Pine. Linda wasn't much of a looker but damn was she hungry every time I saw her!
LeggoMaeggos
09-15-22, 12:30
Has anyone ever met with any of the ladies that advertise from these ads / numbers? I contacted one and got a replay with an image of the rates, nothing typed out, as well as a location for a hotel, but I was still hesitant to take the plunge.
So far I've been unable to find additional information on here, but I've seen the listing in several places.
https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/ec7abcd2-a577-41a4-8b41-f1c36c86c735
https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/0dabbd72-0132-4313-af11-d433e51ee825
Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd in Tysons.
I decided to try this place out. I could find no reviews on here. They are not on rubmaps or even google maps. What was intreging was not the fake picture, but the photo of the store front. I don't know why but am always want to try uncharted teritory. Usually it does not go very well, but this was a great exception.
https://www.bodyrubsmap.com/ad/208140.html
This place is in the same building as B&M, but on the opposite side. Same building address but H instead of I.
I tried calling but got no answer. Then made an appointment by text. I figured if the attendent was plain looking I would stay for 30, and if she was good looking, I would stay for 60.
I saw an undercover cop in front, but that does not bother me much. I drove around the building and by the time I was back, he was out of site. I parked and went in and found what first looked like a girl in her 20's. Medium height and thin. Sholder length hair and whearing short jean shorts. It really seemed to good to be true. I went back to the room and gave her cash for an hour and got ready. Was half expecting that a different lady would come back to see me. I have got the bait and switch before, but not today. She came back and gave me a decent massage. Not awesome, but good. Started by covering me then taking the cover off half way through. She got on the table with me a few times, which I really like. She stayed out of arms reach part of the time, but not all of the time. Her legs were some of the nicest I have felt in a long time, and the ass was awsome. I knew I would be in deep trouble when it came to negotiations. Finally the flip came and she asked me what I wanted. Her english was horrible. When I said everything, she told me that they did not have a table shower. Anyhow, she agreed to strip for an extra $100. She left the room and came back with sanitizer and used it to clean my hands, and then the hooks on the wall. Then she took off all her close and hung them on the hooks. She did not want to get on the table with me but let me nurse on her small tits for a while. She did some nice moaning during this. She did not want my fingers in her at first but let me after a little while. I gently rubbed her pussy from the front and the back and felt her go from dry to wet. Then got deep inside her. After about 10 minutes of this she told me to stop and then finnished me with a hand job. Over all great experience even if no sex. She kept her mask on the whole time so don't really know how old she is. Have fun.
LowerBackPain
09-15-22, 14:44
The sight of LE would've sent me running to my PlanB location. Q1: How do you know he / she was an undercover cop? Q2: Do you mean just a rent-a-cop (uniformed building security)? Thanks for the intel.
Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd in Tysons.
I decided to try this place out. I could find no reviews on here. They are not on rubmaps or even google maps. What was intreging was not the fake picture, but the photo of the store front. I don't know why but am always want to try uncharted teritory. Usually it does not go very well, but this was a great exception.
https://www.bodyrubsmap.com/ad/208140.html
This place is in the same building as B&M, but on the opposite side. Same building address but H instead of I.
I tried calling but got no answer. Then made an appointment by text. I figured if the attendent was plain looking I would stay for 30, and if she was good looking, I would stay for 60.
I saw an undercover cop in front, but that does not bother me much. I drove around the building and by the time I was back, he was out of site. I parked and went in and found what first looked like a girl in her 20's. Medium height and thin. Sholder length hair and whearing short jean shorts. It really seemed to good to be true. I went back to the room and gave her cash for an hour and got ready. Was half expecting that a different lady would come back to see me. I have got the bait and switch before, but not today. She came back and gave me a decent massage. Not awesome, but good..
The sight of LE would've sent me running to my PlanB location. Q1: How do you know he / she was an undercover cop? Q2: Do you mean just a rent-a-cop (uniformed building security)? Thanks for the intel.The phrase "undercover cop" gets tossed around a lot and used in a generic way to describe any unmarked LE vehicle. A true undercover cop would not be so easily identifiable I think the original poster likely was referring to an unmarked LE vehicle.
For a while I'd lost touch with a favorite lady. She formerly worked in Franconia and before that in Annandale at the spa on Poplar Street. Then I saw a review that said good things about a slender, athletic provider at Magic and I finally got over there to check her out. Bingo! It was Nicole, formerly Joy. It was a pleasure to reconnect with her. She's bright, sensual, fit, funny, and a good conversationalist. Don't go if you're looking for a teeny-bopper type. She's a mature woman who floats my boat, but YMMV. Magic Touch Therapy Massage in Annandale.
Rhino.
Amsterdam2022
09-15-22, 18:12
Looking for a young Asian provider (below 40) in DMV who does a combo CIM + RIM.
I never hear of anyone visting AMPs in Arlington. I know there is Tokyo and 2 on Columbia pike.
Meanwhile, the closest places I see people visiting are Falls Church and Mclean.
Correct. Unmarked car with man in uniform inside of it. Thanks.
The phrase "undercover cop" gets tossed around a lot and used in a generic way to describe any unmarked LE vehicle. A true undercover cop would not be so easily identifiable I think the original poster likely was referring to an unmarked LE vehicle.
JayCramer80
09-16-22, 07:32
Looking for a young Asian provider (below 40) in DMV who does a combo CIM + RIM.When you find her let us all know. So we can get in Line.
When you find her let us all know. So we can get in Line.Search the forum for Joyce.
A thank you to all who posted about Celine at Palace a while back. I made my way over there and to my surprise it was the same location I had visited about 5 years ago but somehow now nicer. Celine was as described. Youngish (says she's 28) long hair and thin build. She provides a nice but average massage. ST starts with her hair drapping over you and goes from there. No FS but P2 P is available. She has a sense of humor which is refreshing. Says she has been here two months and plans to stay a year or more before heading back to NY. She also notes she has been really busy. I now know why. Stay safe.
AlmostRetired
09-16-22, 23:05
I never hear of anyone visting AMPs in Arlington. I know there is Tokyo and 2 on Columbia pike.
Meanwhile, the closest places I see people visiting are Falls Church and Mclean.Arlington isn't dead. I have checked out a number of the SMOs but haven't been to one sad I work in the area so I tend to be cautious. I heard Best Massage it's good and one on Lee hwy opposite the new daycare building. Link below to adult search with the locations.
https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arlington/erotic-massage-parlor
Baiseur123
09-17-22, 13:02
Good morning fellows,
I have being looking at this ad for a while but never decided to go ahead make the call.
Made the call today and worse experience ever:
To start dirty room with sheets that used to be white now I can not even tell their color, towel so old and dirty it gave me rashes went I left. The pictures are of her and studio (a room in her apartment in a shady place). Bad attitude from the get go could not give directions without getting mad and frustrated.
In the house the donation she stated that I spent too much time on the way to her that was my time mind you 1. 65 for an hour I was there in and hour 28 minutes. The massage of the back was okay she did not put any effort or did not try at all. The legs she just put the oil and it was time for the flip. On the flip straight to the jones with oil zero massage of the shoulder, chest or legs and feet. While stroking the jones started counting down from once she got to 1 she placed my hand on the jones and said you do it. She said you have to go, get out.
Please gentlemen stay away from her you desire a good service.
Bad experience bad experience bad experience will not repeat.
OnceMoreForTod
09-17-22, 14:20
For a while I'd lost touch with a favorite lady. She formerly worked in Franconia and before that in Annandale at the spa on Poplar Street. Then I saw a review that said good things about a slender, athletic provider at Magic and I finally got over there to check her out. Bingo! It was Nicole, formerly Joy. It was a pleasure to reconnect with her. She's bright, sensual, fit, funny, and a good conversationalist. Don't go if you're looking for a teeny-bopper type. She's a mature woman who floats my boat, but YMMV. Magic Touch Therapy Massage in Annandale..Did she sport an afro hair-do while at Poplar? She certainly was quite pleasant.
Baiseur123
09-17-22, 16:39
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252
Good morning fellows.
I have being looking at this ad for a while but never decided to go ahead make the call.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252
Made the call today and worse experience ever:
To start dirty room with sheets that used to be white now I can not even tell their color, towel so old and dirty it gave me rashes went I left. The pictures are of her and studio (a room in her apartment in a shady place). Bad attitude from the get go could not give directions without getting mad and frustrated.
In the house the donation she stated that I spent too much time on the way to her that was my time mind you 1. 65 for an hour I was there in and hour 28 minutes. The massage of the back was okay she did not put any effort or did not try at all. The legs she just put the oil and it was time for the flip. On the flip straight to the jones with oil zero massage of the shoulder, chest or legs and feet. While stroking the jones started counting down from once she got to 1 she placed my hand on the jones and said you do it. She said you have to go, get out.
Please gentlemen stay away from her you desire a good service.
Bad experience bad experience bad experience will not dream her again.
Happy Guy 2
09-17-22, 21:57
A thank you to all who posted about Celine at Palace a while back. I made my way over there and to my surprise it was the same location I had visited about 5 years ago but somehow now nicer. Celine was as described. Youngish (says she's 28) long hair and thin build. She provides a nice but average massage. ST starts with her hair drapping over you and goes from there. No FS but P2 P is available. She has a sense of humor which is refreshing. Says she has been here two months and plans to stay a year or more before heading back to NY. She also notes she has been really busy. I now know why. Stay safe.Tried Googling Palace and many things come up.
Found this one:
https://www.moonpalace.club/
Looks real interesting but I don't think it is the one where Celine is.
Please give me town / area of the Palace you are talking about.
Thanks,
HG2.
Tried Googling Palace and many things come up.
Found this one:
https://www.moonpalace.club/
Looks real interesting but I don't think it is the one where Celine is.
Please give me town / area of the Palace you are talking about.
Thanks,
HG2.It's in McLean and listed in Rubmaps and ad on Bedpage.
Did she sport an afro hair-do while at Poplar? She certainly was quite pleasant.She's Asian (pretty sure Korean), but she still has the Afro-type hair - - looks good on her.
Rhino.
RubLover21
09-18-22, 09:27
Lara's been gone for a few months and is back better than ever.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147
Her location is quiet and discreet with an off-main-street entrance and many nearby parking options.
I knock at the door. It is opened by a Goddess wearing a lacy robe, corset, heels that make her a little taller than me (I'm close to 6 ft) and a big sexy smile. I would guess in her 30's, but with a firm, wonderfully inviting body that a woman in her 20's would give her boyfriend's left nut for. Skin like copper, smooth and flawless. Small but well-defined nipples and full, naturally curved breasts worthy of the kind of high-end strip club of which this tight-arsed town is sadly bereft. She is the rare one who looks like her pictures.
The studio is just that. Clean and upscale. A massage table, towel warmer, zen sounds, a starlight pattern projected on the ceiling. No blaring TV. I get comfortable in the bathroom, return and a real massage begins.
Lara delivers touch that ranges from light to medium, in an unrushed session. There is a head cradle and bolsters for my feet. And as she uses hands, heels of hands and forearms to untangle the tight spots her hair brushes me and from time to time I feel those glorious boobs touch my back. Nor does she shrink from light butt play at my request.
Finally I roll over and I can drink in this near-naked beauty standing over me as she slowly, steadily strokes me to the end with a firm, gentle hand, until I hear someone moan and I realize it is me.
Much calmer, I wash up in the clean, tidy bathroom, dress and leave with a parting kiss. Outside, the world seems a brighter place. I want to smile at people and their dogs. I will return.
So yesterday I decided to give Kim at Queen T. A visit. When I called to set up the appointment the phone rang for quite some time and then I got an automated message with a lady saying that due to new ownership the place was closed and would be reopening on October 3rd. Anyone have an idea what is going on with the place?
TheYoungMonger
09-18-22, 12:51
This guy has two posts to his name from the span of a little over a year and they are both glowing reviews about the same provider. Not saying they are fake, but I'd tread carefully.
Lara's been gone for a few months and is back better than ever.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147
Her location is quiet and discreet with an off-main-street entrance and many nearby parking options.
I knock at the door. It is opened by a Goddess wearing a lacy robe, corset, heels that make her a little taller than me (I'm close to 6 ft) and a big sexy smile. I would guess in her 30's, but with a firm, wonderfully inviting body that a woman in her 20's would give her boyfriend's left nut for. Skin like copper, smooth and flawless. Small but well-defined nipples and full, naturally curved breasts worthy of the kind of high-end strip club of which this tight-arsed town is sadly bereft. She is the rare one who looks like her pictures.
The studio is just that. Clean and upscale. A massage table, towel warmer, zen sounds, a starlight pattern projected on the ceiling. No blaring TV. I get comfortable in the bathroom, return and a real massage begins.
Lara delivers touch that ranges from light to medium, in an unrushed session. There is a head cradle and bolsters for my feet. And as she uses hands, heels of hands and forearms to untangle the tight spots her hair brushes me and from time to time I feel those glorious boobs touch my back. Nor does she shrink from light butt play at my request.
Finally I roll over and I can drink in this near-naked beauty standing over me as she slowly, steadily strokes me to the end with a firm, gentle hand, until I hear someone moan and I realize it is me.
Much calmer, I wash up in the clean, tidy bathroom, dress and leave with a parting kiss. Outside, the world seems a brighter place. I want to smile at people and their dogs. I will return.
RidgeRacer
09-18-22, 14:16
I met the woman who advertises RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE. Below is information about her:
Text: I made appointment with her through text. She can be hard to reach at times. Be patient and gently follow up.
Age: I believe she is in her late 20's / early 30's.
Communication: decent english and good conversationalist.
Personality: she is a sweet person. Can be reserved.
Apartment: pretty clean and quiet. No complaints there.
Massage: 100 per hour. Massage wasn't bad but pretty pricey.
HE: She won't initiate and will tell you she doesn't do that. After more gentle ask and promise of tip (she didn't ask price on the first time), she gave fairly decent HE. She'll take her top off too.
Body: She's not thin but not fat. Big tits and ass. Her body is covered in tats so keep that in mind. Pics in the ad are accurate.
Additional items: couple visit, she'll be open to CBJ. Second time, she'll ask for almost 200. Not worth it in my opinion.
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/arlington-relaxing-and-lymphatic/7521653043.htmlI'm glad someone saw her, I've been trying to set something up, but it hasn't worked out. Out of curiosity, what's her name? It seems like there might be two providers associated with that ad, one older and one younger. Want to make sure I get the right one when I try to see her next (they're both out of the country at the moment).
Also what was the total damage. Hopefully no more than $40 tip for a NOVA, but we know how inflation has been.
RidgeRacer
09-18-22, 14:18
Can anyone suggest a provider in the Pentagon / Crystal City area other than Lara? She's good but not really my cup of tea and would like to try something new. PMs are open. Thanks in advance.
JimBliss478
09-18-22, 16:18
I'm glad someone saw her, I've been trying to set something up, but it hasn't worked out. Out of curiosity, what's her name? It seems like there might be two providers associated with that ad, one older and one younger. Want to make sure I get the right one when I try to see her next (they're both out of the country at the moment).
Also what was the total damage. Hopefully no more than $40 tip for a NOVA, but we know how inflation has been.I forgot her name. My bad man. I think it's Gabriela but not sure.
She didn't specify tip amount for NOVA in the beginning but YMMV.
This guy has two posts to his name from the span of a little over a year and they are both glowing reviews about the same provider. Not saying they are fake, but I'd tread carefully.I don't blame you for being skeptical given the number of post from the original poster. But, I've seen Lara and his post is very accurate. Though I doubt I would see her again, she's just not my cup of tea.
I have been going here for over 5 years. They are 100% legit and a great value for a great massage. No table nor stand up shower, but they will clean your body of the oil post massage.I used to know the owner (Hong or Houng? Though I think she sold the Woodbridge location a few years ago. There is also one in Fairfax. Only a decent massage and some tease, but no please.
I dreamed of being in several legit AMPs that would give you a great massage and going deep around the legs to massaging around the jewels but without ever touching junior or even allowing OTC roaming. Legit or not legit?I guess I would say there are different levels of legit, from Massage Envy, where you are always covered, except for what is being worked on and no teasing to some of the Chinese places, who will have you uncovered until the flip, and go high up the leg or spend a lot of time on your ass, knowing they are teasing, but will not do a HE. Some may encourage a DIY.
I went by Magic Health in Manassas this weekend to pay a visit to Coco. Alas, the sign is gone and it looks like the foyer area was stripped out. No answer on the phone but I got an automatic text telling me to keep the number, thier contract at that location was up and they were looking to relocate.
Anyone know if Coco is working somewhere? I would love to find Mimi who used to work there again too.Coco, is probably my favorite in Manassas. Have known her going back to WB, years ago using a different name. I too hope she reappears in a good location. Unfortunately, I do not have her number.
JimBliss478
09-19-22, 07:18
I forgot her name. My bad man. I think it's Gabriela but not sure.
She didn't specify tip amount for NOVA in the beginning but YMMV.Forgot to mention previously that I don't think she has other providers. She's an independent provider. She does split time with her other job in Maryland.
So yesterday I decided to give Kim at Queen T. A visit. When I called to set up the appointment the phone rang for quite some time and then I got an automated message with a lady saying that due to new ownership the place was closed and would be reopening on October 3rd. Anyone have an idea what is going on with the place?Good question. I called last Thursday and the phone rang for a long time, with no recorded message at all. I hope their lineup doesn't change.
Rhino.
TheNovaKid
09-19-22, 10:41
Diamond Flash raised prices from. 4 hh /. 6 hr to. 5 hh /. 7 hr.
I was near the Jollibee and saw a standing sign on the walkway advertising massage services and pointing towards the back of the shopping center. My search for 'Zen' on this site returned no results. After the massage I wish I had taken the time to search for 'reflexology'. Oh well. My provider was a mid / late 40's Chinese gal that provided a very good legit massage and cracked every bone in my back. No roaming was allowed despite calling me baby the entire time. . 4 for the hhr + . 15. If you have had better experiences at this place, I would love to hear about it.
Sorry for the late review, especially since the reports are saying that they are closed. For now.
About 2. 5 weeks ago I saw Hannah. She became my ATF that I could find in the past year. As others have mentioned, once you get to know her and she you, then its nothing but fun. I swung by on an evening (2nd best time to visit, the first being when they open up) and she saw me and welcomed me with a huge hug and DFK. Its funny because every time I see her, she asks me "Do you remember me? I remember you" If you have seen her, you can't forget about her. Anyways, I was lead back to the room, and more hugs and kisses happened. TS was fun and flirty but quick. It was thorough but quick. More time for the festivities. Amazing BBBJ. Non of that I'm going to lay over your stomach and you see my back as I stroke and bob my head up and down to pretend I'm going down on you. It was all eye contact. Afterwards, I ate her like a fat kid eats cake. She was very appreciative. Went onto the main event where all positions were used. We took turns watching it go in and out which made me pop even harder. Popped in the bag and enjoyed each other for a couple of moments. Got cleaned up (2nd TS) and took my water bottle and left. Tipped $. 40.
When and if they open back up with her, I will be back. I unfortunately have to recommend this place even though I don't want the competition. Enjoy friends.
I TOFTT and had a dream with Vicki in Fairfax. I should tired and ran when I smelled cat urine at the door and she looked the part of an old cat lady. Fellas just don't even waste your time. The massage was lacking and the place is gross. Avoid!
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-hand-massage-by-male-female/7533895778.html
This was a couple weeks ago but based on our chat I think she's going to be there until October.
I was shown to my room by mama-san. Paid for an hour (it's either. 7 or. 8 there, can't recall) and agreed to a TS. I got ready and in a bit Yumi walked in. Still trying to place her age, but maybe later 20's. She spoke fluent English with a really cute voice. She's maybe 5'1 or a little taller, I'm not the best at judging height but we were joking around about her height compared to mine. On the way to the TS she was already playing with my ass a little. The TS was over all pretty mundane. When she was cleaning my dick and I mentioned I liked that, she gave it a bit more attention.
The massage was not the greatest. However I asked for no oil and she said she was better at giving oil massages. For those of you who are cool with oil, maybe you would have an even better experience than I did. She did do some knee walking on my back, put effort into it and the flirting was very nice.
On the flip, I had already left the tip out when she left after the TS. She agreed it was enough for FS. The tip was $. 6. She did a little dance shrugging out of her dress. One of the better bodies I've seen on a girl at an AMP. Even had an ass you could grab. Her tits were either big Bs or Cs. She was cute in her dress but I was surprised in a good way at the body that came out of it. Started with a CBJ that was more flirting and playing than a real BJ. Then she climbed on top for CG. She went from a cute flirty to sexy look on her face and really I just can't explain how good the sex was. I haven't finished that fast in a long time. Afterwards she did some more massage. She offered to and helped me get dressed and gave me a peck on the lips as I left.
I've been considering taking a break from the hobby for various reasons but I may repeat with Yumi before I do.
Big Daddy Don
09-19-22, 18:07
Coco, is probably my favorite in Manassas. Have known her going back to WB, years ago using a different name. I too hope she reappears in a good location. Unfortunately, I do not have her number.Thanks. I will keep an eye out. Yea, the first time I met her we didn't click. Saw her again and she has been sweet ever since. I hope she appesrs soon.
Big Daddy Don
09-19-22, 18:13
Afterwards, I ate her like a fat kid eats cake......
Enjoy friends.Dude, comments like that are going to get me busted by the wife she is wanting to know what I am cracking up over as I am trying to close the browser before she sees!
Good question. I called last Thursday and the phone rang for a long time, with no recorded message at all. I hope their lineup doesn't change.
Rhino.I was disappointed Rhino as I had just been there the Saturday before too. Let's hope nothing much changes if at all when (or if) they reopen.
My search for 'Zen' on this site returned no results. After the massage I wish I had taken the time to search for 'reflexology'. I believe you need at least four characters to get a search result.
Just curious, anyone know which providers (AMP or Independent) always have a fresh pedicure?
Baiseur123
09-20-22, 14:20
Hi,
Where on route 1?
I had bad dream with a provider in Mryland by MGM and I am looking for some consolation.
This was a couple weeks ago but based on our chat I think she's going to be there until October.
I was shown to my room by mama-san. Paid for an hour (it's either. 7 or. 8 there, can't recall) and agreed to a TS. I got ready and in a bit Yumi walked in. Still trying to place her age, but maybe later 20's. She spoke fluent English with a really cute voice. She's maybe 5'1 or a little taller, I'm not the best at judging height but we were joking around about her height compared to mine. On the way to the TS she was already playing with my ass a little. The TS was over all pretty mundane. When she was cleaning my dick and I mentioned I liked that, she gave it a bit more attention.
The massage was not the greatest. However I asked for no oil and she said she was better at giving oil massages. For those of you who are cool with oil, maybe you would have an even better experience than I did. She did do some knee walking on my back, put effort into it and the flirting was very nice.
Pathfinder04
09-20-22, 15:01
I TOFTT and had a dream with Vicki in Fairfax. I should tired and ran when I smelled cat urine at the door and she looked the part of an old cat lady. Fellas just don't even waste your time. The massage was lacking and the place is gross. Avoid!
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-hand-massage-by-male-female/7533895778.htmlI got nothing but one word zero effort responses from them when I emailed so I assumed they were trash. They literally posted an ad for a commercial service and then didn't give two shits about the potential consumer. Glad I didn't follow up, sorry you had to TOFTT.
Pathfinder04
09-20-22, 15:03
I was told by a monger a few months back that Victoria is back doing limited hours, but I have yet to connect with her. Anyone seen an ad or any contact information? Emails to her old email address bounce back.
I have been on a latina kick here lately. So I ventured out and had a dream with a Nicole in Silver Spring. She advertises on CL. Definitely not her pic but she is a short attractive latina with nice curves. She said she is 36. Her facility is in an office building above a bank. There are several suites in one office and she occupies one of them. There is a camera when you first walk into the main office area but none entering her room. Anyways, I chose to do the half hour for. 7. Massage was decent but nothing great. There was some teasing around the glutes and between the thighs before the flip. On the flip there was soft touch and teasing. She asked if I wanted Jr massage and of course I said yes. She then informed me it required a. 6 tip. We agreed and she started a great two hand twist. She was wearing scrubs and allowed OTC roaming of her bubble backside. Very nice to my surprise. I then asked if she would remove her bottoms and she did. She allowed me to roam freely as I pulled her thong aside and had access to her wet kitty and juicy bottom. I tried to negotiate for more on the menu but I couldn't hold it any longer and popped all over her hands. That being said more may be available for the right $. She cleaned me up with a warm towel. I got dressed, tipped her. 7, she gave me a hug and I left. As I was exiting the main office area I held the door open for an young and very attractive latina and a curvy black young lady. Neither were wearing a bra and the high beams were on. I almost followed to see if they were providers as well.
Looks: 7.
Body: 8.
Office: 6 (camera and office set up).
Rate: 10 (well worth the. 14).
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/silver-spring-beauty-wellness-by-latina/7536009843.html
I appreciate SlyFrog's review on ViVi Spa.
I stopped at this place today, early afternoon. It's a one woman show so whoever Slyfrog got as a provider, I got the same woman. Younger, slimmer than the normal older frumpy Chinese AMP providers in the area which is a nice relief. She was also sporting the jean shorts so that was a plus, none of that stupid yoga pants. When she greeted me, she had no mask on but in the room, she put a mask on. Her looks are ok, not someone I would turn my head twice if I saw her walking by in a normal setting.
Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour. I don't recall a table shower / shower available so come clean. She did a good medium pressure massage. The soft touch was not exactly soft touch but a nice firm reach around / reach under with some medium squeezing which I much prefer than the lame finger tips soft touch. I turned over and she began a nice slow HJ with some edging. She allowed roaming; however, when I pointed to her pussy, she said "we don't do that here". I wanted to DATY but I think she misunderstood me. When I asked if I could suck on her tits, she asked how much I pay. I told her to give me her price first but she wouldn't, she insisted I name my price first and wouldn't budge at revealing her pricing after a few more gentle prodding attempts by me So I knew right then that she is experienced and wants to see if a customer will overpay for a tip. I think SlyFrog's tip of 100 to strip is fair but I always like to play a little "poker face" with these providers with regards to negotiation.
I blew a nice load and was on my way. She didn't fuss about my 50 tip for a good edging HJ and roaming OTC. She also noted early to late afternoons are the busiest so if you don't like to or can't text / call AMPs because of discretion, then I would probably attempt a walk-in soon after they open or about an hour or two before they close. Also, it's a one woman show so you may get interrupted by walk-ins. The door to the spa is not locked so maybe that's why she doesn't do a whole lot more than standard nova (ior standard nova naked) so as to not have walk-ins or other hear the table creaking when doing FS. LOL.
I will put this into my rotation if I'm in the area but wouldn't go out of my way to stop at this place given the limited menu. Kind of like if I'm at the mall and my yellow fever hits me, that's probably when I will hit this place up for a good value rub and tug.
Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd in Tysons.
I decided to try this place out. I could find no reviews on here. They are not on rubmaps or even google maps. What was intreging was not the fake picture, but the photo of the store front. I don't know why but am always want to try uncharted teritory. Usually it does not go very well, but this was a great exception.
https://www.bodyrubsmap.com/ad/208140.html
This place is in the same building as B&M, but on the opposite side. Same building address but H instead of I.
I tried calling but got no answer. Then made an appointment by text. I figured if the attendent was plain looking I would stay for 30, and if she was good looking, I would stay for 60.
I saw an undercover cop in front, but that does not bother me much. I drove around the building and by the time I was back, he was out of site. I parked and went in and found what first looked like a girl in her 20's. Medium height and thin..
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252
Good morning fellows.
I have being looking at this ad for a while but never decided to go ahead make the call.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252
Made the call today and worse experience ever:
To start dirty room with sheets that used to be white now I can not even tell their color, towel so old and dirty it gave me rashes went I left. The pictures are of her and studio (a room in her apartment in a shady place). Bad attitude from the get go could not give directions without getting mad and frustrated.
In the house the donation she stated that I spent too much time on the way to her that was my time mind you 1. 65 for an hour I was there in and hour 28 minutes. The massage of the back was okay she did not put any effort or did not try at all. The legs she just put the oil and it was time for the flip. On the flip straight to the jones with oil zero massage of the shoulder, chest or legs and feet. While stroking the jones started counting down from once she got to 1 she placed my hand on the jones and said you do it. She said you have to go, get out.
Please gentlemen stay away from her you desire a good service.
Bad experience bad experience bad experience will not dream her again.Saw her years ago. She's very controlling and and complained about my roaming while she's sliding along my body. Strange, expensive, not worth it.
I was told by a monger a few months back that Victoria is back doing limited hours, but I have yet to connect with her. Anyone seen an ad or any contact information? Emails to her old email address bounce back.https://fbsm-directory.wixsite.com/victoria-anderson
https://vipgirlfriend.xxx/@VictoriaAndersonNOVA
Pathfinder04
09-21-22, 14:52
https://fbsm-directory.wixsite.com/victoria-anderson
https://vipgirlfriend.xxx/@VictoriaAndersonNOVAI'm aware, however, emails have been bouncing back for the last 2 years saying she is on a short hiatus. Wondering if she's actually still working and how to get in touch with her.
Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that brings out her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.
TheDrowned
09-21-22, 16:11
Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that just sets off her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.They are fake, but they're worth every penny because they feel almost like the real thing; soft and smoothe rather than that hard rocky silicone implants you come across. Her beauty is a lot less on the plastic side at least in my opinion. Thai massage isn't up there with the quality you would find with Kk / Tara / cherry and the like but if you going based on crapshoot logic. Ava is a win.
Her menu is limited. But I don't hold it against her. Only ever got a topless HJ with some nursing, but some mongers have gotten more from the menu, though I think they've dished out a lot of dough to dine, much more than I'd be comfortable parting with.
Overall though I've seen ALOT of Thai providers and Ava ranks on the higher end of the spectrum for sure.
CanaPunter
09-21-22, 18:27
Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that brings out her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.Ava denied me HE without a tip after charging 1. 2 and not really doing any massage several years ago. Written her off as pure scam.
It's a new AMP, only a couple of months old. In google maps in Franconia it's just across Grovedale Dr. From QQ-1 Spa. The place is run by two older ladies, I think Korean, that really know how to give a good massage. They are strong enough to make a real good legit session but I have no indication that more is on offer. Nancy let me feel up her legs and butt, OTC only, and nothing more. It kind of let me think that a relationship could be developed but my second appointment showed that I was just wishful thinking. If you want a very good legit massage this place is great. Anything more and you're wasting your time.
I'm aware, however, emails have been bouncing back for the last 2 years saying she is on a short hiatus. Wondering if she's actually still working and how to get in touch with her.Did you try her number or is that no longer working.
PuntaJaco43
09-22-22, 13:33
It's a new AMP, only a couple of months old. In google maps in Franconia it's just across Grovedale Dr. From QQ-1 Spa. The place is run by two older ladies, I think Korean, that really know how to give a good massage. They are strong enough to make a real good legit session but I have no indication that more is on offer. Nancy let me feel up her legs and butt, OTC only, and nothing more. It kind of let me think that a relationship could be developed but my second appointment showed that I was just wishful thinking. If you want a very good legit massage this place is great. Anything more and you're wasting your time.I had a similar experience at QQ-1 yesterday. I had limited time and options and I needed a real massage. I have visited in the past, but this has always been legit establishment. I hadn't been there in a while, so I decided to drop in for a quick work over and to see if things had changed. I was met by Yin. Yin is an older Chinese woman in her early 60's, the owner and a family member were there also. Yin asked me for the $50 entrance fee upfront for the HH massage then led me to the room. I was instructed to take all my cloth's off and lay on the table even though I had informed Yin when I handed her the money that I just wanted a lower leg and foot massage, I was in shorts, to clarify. I'm a serious runner and lately my mussels have been extremely tight especially my glutes. (That's your but muscles). So, since I was naked, I informed her of this issue. Next thing I know she takes a glob of cream in hand and smacks me on the but with it and proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have ever had.
She informed me that at one time she had been a doctor in China and that she was very knowledgeable and new what my problem was. I wish I had taken an hour it was so good! I did do some over the counter roaming, but Yin playfully kept pushing me away, the door was cracked open, and she was afraid the owner would notice. I think there is more available with this one, but do I really want it from a 60-year-old? She didn't look 60. I gave her a $50 tip. She asked when I would be back and tried to give me her phone number. Very sweet.
Regards.
DownForDouble
09-22-22, 13:59
Ava denied me HE without a tip after charging 1. 2 and not really doing any massage several years ago. Written her off as pure scam.Where does she advertise.
PuntaJaco43
09-22-22, 14:04
A few weeks ago, early in the morning on a bright and sunny day I stopped off at the Starbucks in Mclean. I parked, got out and walked up the ramp to the front door. Over on the right side seated at a small table outside was this Asian doll all dressed up in costume. She had on some type of Asian head dress and was wearing very long, hanging, multitiered earrings. I did a double take! I went in, got my coffee came out and tried not to stare at this exotic beauty as I walked back to my car. I could see her face only partially because of the bright sun and that hat, but she looked stunning. Who is this person? Maybe she works in a massage parlor, who knows, I drove off and forgot about it.
Two weeks later, early in the morning I pulled off from 123 onto Chainbridge road. I was heading to Starbucks again. There on my right-side walking down the street was the same woman in costume, but a different costume but similar. She was clutching her purse in one hand and coffee in the other walking very slowly toward the Angel spa. Curious, I did a you-turn drove back and watched her unlock the door and enter the spa. (I feel like I was stalking her, but I would never do that).
I did some research on the board but only two references came up, not a lot of detail, and one monger wrote that it was a legit place. I would tend to agree given its very visible location in the heart of Mclean.
I am going to visit some night as my curiosity is heightened. Has anyone seen this woman like I just described? Maybe she is advertising. Interesting thought. Anyone?
Regards.
Saw a report on Rubmaps about a Cindy from Mikos. Are her and Suzy back? They were closed back in the summer for a management change but I never stopped by afterwards. I heard that their business venture was not going well due to the pandemic.
MikeWhiskey
09-22-22, 16:16
Dropped by blue sky in Manassas on Diggs road. I was looking for big booty Chinese Eva as I had info she moonlights here when she's not at oriental massage. I asked for the chubby masseuse and they sent out one but it wasn't Eva. I didn't want to be rude so against my better judgment I stayed for hh. Was in the room, girl named Ana kept her mask on the entire time and just slathered my backside with oil. She massaged my asshole with a lot of oil too. Wiped me off then flipped for a good HJ with nursing. Blasted all over her hands and she didn't stop until I tapped out. 50 house 40 tip. Anyone know were chubby Eva works besides oriental. PM's are welcome. Thanks.
Take them with a grain of salt, but the last two google reviews of the place have some wild details.
A few weeks ago, early in the morning on a bright and sunny day I stopped off at the Starbucks in Mclean. I parked, got out and walked up the ramp to the front door. Over on the right side seated at a small table outside was this Asian doll all dressed up in costume. She had on some type of Asian head dress and was wearing very long, hanging, multitiered earrings. I did a double take! I went in, got my coffee came out and tried not to stare at this exotic beauty as I walked back to my car. I could see her face only partially because of the bright sun and that hat, but she looked stunning. Who is this person? Maybe she works in a massage parlor, who knows, I drove off and forgot about it.
Two weeks later, early in the morning I pulled off from 123 onto Chainbridge road. I was heading to Starbucks again. There on my right-side walking down the street was the same woman in costume, but a different costume but similar. She was clutching her purse in one hand and coffee in the other walking very slowly toward the Angel spa. Curious, I did a you-turn drove back and watched her unlock the door and enter the spa. (I feel like I was stalking her, but I would never do that).
I did some research on the board but only two references came up, not a lot of detail, and one monger wrote that it was a legit place. I would tend to agree given its very visible location in the heart of Mclean.
I am going to visit some night as my curiosity is heightened. Has anyone seen this woman like I just described? Maybe she is advertising. Interesting thought. Anyone?
Regards.
A few weeks ago, early in the morning on a bright and sunny day I stopped off at the Starbucks in Mclean. I parked, got out and walked up the ramp to the front door. Over on the right side seated at a small table outside was this Asian doll all dressed up in costume. She had on some type of Asian head dress and was wearing very long, hanging, multitiered earrings. I did a double take! I went in, got my coffee came out and tried not to stare at this exotic beauty as I walked back to my car. I could see her face only partially because of the bright sun and that hat, but she looked stunning. Who is this person? Maybe she works in a massage parlor, who knows, I drove off and forgot about it.
Two weeks later, early in the morning I pulled off from 123 onto Chainbridge road. I was heading to Starbucks again. There on my right-side walking down the street was the same woman in costume, but a different costume but similar. She was clutching her purse in one hand and coffee in the other walking very slowly toward the Angel spa. Curious, I did a you-turn drove back and watched her unlock the door and enter the spa. (I feel like I was stalking her, but I would never do that).
I did some research on the board but only two references came up, not a lot of detail, and one monger wrote that it was a legit place. I would tend to agree given its very visible location in the heart of Mclean.
I am going to visit some night as my curiosity is heightened. Has anyone seen this woman like I just described? Maybe she is advertising. Interesting thought. Anyone?
Regards.I know exactly who you are talking about. She doesn't provide any extras.
HotFootTeddy
09-23-22, 12:49
Haven't seen anyone write about this new place, but decided to give it a try. Located in a medical office complex in SE Fairfax County. Lots of posts recently with a second phone number and address in Arlington identified in the ads. The place delivered, but I'm not sure how long this one will last, as I'll describe below.
Went in the afternoon. It is not in a private area, and the door is pretty obvious with a number of legit businesses surrounding it. I opened up the front door and a woman behind a window in the lobby motioned for me to come in. She was a slim woman, probably in her 40's, dressed in a tee and jean shorts. It was quickly apparent that she speaks almost no English. She communicated with me via phone. Typing the price for a half hour on the screen and occasionally asking me questions via Google translate. She used this system to ask me if I was there for extras and made it clear they were available. She provided a price, and I wasn't fully clear what was being offered, but it was on par for what I assumed would be beyond NOVA but not full. As things progressed, it was clear I underestimated the menu and ended up with a pretty good bargain. During the festivities I realized that she knew a little English, but it was all very specific to the tasks at hand. I finished, she cleaned me up, and I went on my way. The service was fine, the provider was cute, A cups with big nips, trimmed / natural Bush, no butt.
I have concerns that the place is really visible and in a community that I haven't seen any AMPs before, the provider is the receptionist and she is right inside the door and doesn't speak English, and they are starting to up their advertising. I recommend treading carefully with this one.
PuntaJaco43
09-23-22, 13:51
Take them with a grain of salt, but the last two google reviews of the place have some wild details.Thanks, Eerock for the heads up. I never thought of reading a Google review. The two reviews are 7 months apart so there must be some truth within all that hyperbole. I was getting ready to Toffit one of these dark nights. I can just imagine myself face down on that massage table and halfway through sticking my hand up between her legs. As unhinged as she sounds, I might have been carved up like a Halloween pumpkin. OMG, not sure how I would explain that one to the wife.
The power of the board!
Regards.
Where is this place? Link? SE Fairfax County is huge. And Googling Heavenly does not bring up a whole lot of possible locations. Thanks.
Haven't seen anyone write about this new place, but decided to give it a try. Located in a medical office complex in SE Fairfax County. Lots of posts recently with a second phone number and address in Arlington identified in the ads. The place delivered, but I'm not sure how long this one will last, as I'll describe below.
Went in the afternoon. It is not in a private area, and the door is pretty obvious with a number of legit businesses surrounding it. I opened up the front door and a woman behind a window in the lobby motioned for me to come in. She was a slim woman, probably in her 40's, dressed in a tee and jean shorts. It was quickly apparent that she speaks almost no English. She communicated with me via phone. Typing the price for a half hour on the screen and occasionally asking me questions via Google translate. She used this system to ask me if I was there for extras and made it clear they were available. She provided a price, and I wasn't fully clear what was being offered, but it was on par for what I assumed would be beyond NOVA but not full. As things progressed, it was clear I underestimated the menu and ended up with a pretty good bargain. During the festivities I realized that she knew a little English, but it was all very specific to the tasks at hand. I finished, she cleaned me up, and I went on my way. The service was fine, the provider was cute, A cups with big nips, trimmed / natural Bush, no butt..
Haven't seen anyone write about this new place, but decided to give it a try. Located in a medical office complex in SE Fairfax County. Lots of posts recently with a second phone number and address in Arlington identified in the ads. The place delivered, but I'm not sure how long this one will last, as I'll describe below.
Went in the afternoon. It is not in a private area, and the door is pretty obvious with a number of legit businesses surrounding it. I opened up the front door and a woman behind a window in the lobby motioned for me to come in. She was a slim woman, probably in her 40's, dressed in a tee and jean shorts. It was quickly apparent that she speaks almost no English. She communicated with me via phone. Typing the price for a half hour on the screen and occasionally asking me questions via Google translate. She used this system to ask me if I was there for extras and made it clear they were available. She provided a price, and I wasn't fully clear what was being offered, but it was on par for what I assumed would be beyond NOVA but not full. As things progressed, it was clear I underestimated the menu and ended up with a pretty good bargain. During the festivities I realized that she knew a little English, but it was all very specific to the tasks at hand. I finished, she cleaned me up, and I went on my way. The service was fine, the provider was cute, A cups with big nips, trimmed / natural Bush, no butt..I'm sorry, but I find this post so vague it's useless. No specific location, no list of services preformed, or no mention of costs incurred. I guess I'll just have to wonder around SE Fairfax Co. Looking for a slim Asian woman who doesn't speak English.
AlmostRetired
09-23-22, 18:26
I'm sorry, but I find this post so vague it's useless. No specific location, no list of services preformed, or no mention of costs incurred. I guess I'll just have to wonder around SE Fairfax Co. Looking for a slim Asian woman who doesn't speak English.Made my Friday with this one!
I'm sorry, but I find this post so vague it's useless. No specific location, no list of services preformed, or no mention of costs incurred. I guess I'll just have to wonder around SE Fairfax Co. Looking for a slim Asian woman who doesn't speak English.There's a Heaven Spa or Therapy in Annandale. Maybe that's what HotFoot is talking about.
Rhinopole.
Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.html
I think I found it. There seems to be a new spa in the greater Alexandria area called Heavenly Spa. It's listed on rubmaps and on bedpage.
https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/8101-hinson-farm-suite-208-ale/22560433.html
Haven't seen anyone write about this new place, but decided to give it a try. Located in a medical office complex in SE Fairfax County. Lots of posts recently with a second phone number and address in Arlington identified in the ads. The place delivered, but I'm not sure how long this one will last, as I'll describe below.
Went in the afternoon. It is not in a private area, and the door is pretty obvious with a number of legit businesses surrounding it. I opened up the front door and a woman behind a window in the lobby motioned for me to come in. She was a slim woman, probably in her 40's, dressed in a tee and jean shorts. It was quickly apparent that she speaks almost no English. She communicated with me via phone. Typing the price for a half hour on the screen and occasionally asking me questions via Google translate. She used this system to ask me if I was there for extras and made it clear they were available. She provided a price, and I wasn't fully clear what was being offered, but it was on par for what I assumed would be beyond NOVA but not full. As things progressed, it was clear I underestimated the menu and ended up with a pretty good bargain. During the festivities I realized that she knew a little English, but it was all very specific to the tasks at hand. I finished, she cleaned me up, and I went on my way. The service was fine, the provider was cute, A cups with big nips, trimmed / natural Bush, no butt.
I have concerns that the place is really visible and in a community that I haven't seen any AMPs before, the provider is the receptionist and she is right inside the door and doesn't speak English, and they are starting to up their advertising. I recommend treading carefully with this one.
Take them with a grain of salt, but the last two google reviews of the place have some wild details.Just read them Google reports. Wild stories indeed. She must be something else to get that physical description a couple times hmm.
TheNovaKid
09-24-22, 01:53
I have been to this place a couple of times, its a crooked tooth woman in her 40's she is a bit rude but gives a good massage and is straight forward. She asks for full amount upfront, asks you to call or text beforehand to arrange when to come up as it is only her there with no help. She is open late and I will go there in a pinch, she asks. 4 hh, . 6 or. 8 hr, . 6 HJ, $. BBBJ. She will rush you to finish.
Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.htmlWhy don't bedpage links for to the webpage after it's posted?
Anyway, the ad says she's from Hawaii.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com / therapeuticmassage / tysons-corner /22562409. Html.
Don't remember seeing a review about this one. And the forum doesn't search for three letter words.
Anyone seen her?
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tysons-corner/22562409.htmlDepending on what you want she is worth the visit. If you want a really good massage with a nova finish she is solid. She worked out all my kinks and does a great back walk.
If you want more than that, she expects big tips, too much for what I wanted. Her english isn't so great so communication is a challenge.
Depending on what you want she is worth the visit. If you want a really good massage with a nova finish she is solid. She worked out all my kinks and does a great back walk.
If you want more than that, she expects big tips, too much for what I wanted. Her english isn't so great so communication is a challenge.Alright thanks. What are her approximate stats?
RickKrungThep
09-24-22, 15:22
I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.
Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile..Thanks for posting OW!
I had a trip out there one evening during the lockdown. It was so uneventful I never went back. Maybe it is time.
Peace, out!
RickKrungThep
09-24-22, 15:37
Kara AMP had been one of my go to places to dream of. A few months ago I had a dream with a good massage, good table shower and more. IN my dream, after the table shower, I offered and gave a massage to the provider. She stripped all but her panties. (did not want rubbing there (perfectly ok)). During the massage I was giving her, my junior happened to become available and she gave him a nice BBBJ while laying on her back on the table. This resulted in a full rocket launch. We cleaned up a bit and an full hour massage was given. 80 House 80 tip and all seemed happy. Great dream.
I have returned twice to this dream. Both returns there was an alternate older provider with fair English. She did not want a massage from me. When I offered 80 tip on top of the 80 house she seemed to agree to the service previously provided. However, instead of a BBBJ the dream moved to a pussy slide. Which was actually quite good. I was happy to provide the 80 tip. However when the dream came to an end she wanted more. I declined. No one likes an upsell. Upsell after agreement is even more unpleasant.
The second return was much shorter. I asked for the previously provided oral service and offered 80+80. She responded with 80 + 180. I said no. She checked with the Mamasan (who was younger than the provider). Negative. $260 for any service at an AMP is way too much for my dreams. I politely declined and left for another dream nearby..Thanks for all the great intel on Kara gentlemen;.
Kara became my go to during the lockdown.
They were having a Grand Opening which is still going on in their ads.
I think Lili, the short one, used to be a Papaya, which I only went to once and then I heard it closed (this was before the lockdown).
I get a good enough massage, and she is ready to add extras I was not even thinking of.
At some point that. 6 got a hand held out for a. 8 and after a few times like that, the thrill was gone as BB King used to sing.
I did try the KSpa on Rolling Rd / Braddock at some point when it was grand opening, and I got maybe the best MT I have ever had in NOVA. She also was ready to provide extras that I was not thinking of, which begs the question what am I am thinking of during my massage? Too much job and family stress I supposed.
I may venture back to Rolling and Braddock to see what is going on these days.
Thanks again.
Peace, out!
RickKrungThep
09-24-22, 15:58
I have been to this place a couple of times, its a crooked tooth woman in her 40's she is a bit rude but gives a good massage and is straight forward. She asks for full amount upfront, asks you to call or text beforehand to arrange when to come up as it is only her there with no help. She is open late and I will go there in a pinch, she asks. 4 hh, . 6 or. 8 hr, . 6 HJ, $. BBBJ. She will rush you to finish.I used to visit even before the lock down when I first moved back to the area. At first I would get 1 hour, then only 30 minutes. Her explanation was that she can give a great massage in 30 minutes. One time there was more but it was totally disappointing in action and appearance. One point of massage is to take your time relaxing. She operates at a high level of business skills in the game that only many years can teach. Still she would actually help relieve my bad back (disc). The facility is a let down but she would not be there if it were not a gold mine. Many times when I was there late, and thought I was the last guy, there was another car in the parking lot, and she would be at the lobby door letting them in. She always talks about the boss, but I never saw another lady working there. I think the boss is in Queens. She may have mentioned that in 3 days she has the rent paid. I find her not so rude but perfectly aligned with her culture, having worked in China. They think we are uncivilized of course as a new culture. I always wish her well.
DownForDouble
09-24-22, 18:55
Hi can someone tell me where ava advertises.
Decided check this one out. Quick back and forth text and I was on my way to her apartment. I was shocked she lived only 5 minutes away and I was happy. She told me to meet at the lobby. I was expecting a mamasan but man this woman is sexy. Like I would really take her out on a date type of sexy LOL. She has a huge tattoo on her back that brings out her sexiness. I was about 5 minutes late due to some last minute runs I needed but she was cool but had an appointment so she could only do 30 minutes. I decided to do her topless option which is about 1. 6. I honestly wasn't that impress with her massage and the HE was meh. I did like her boobs tho pretty sure they're fake LOL. I don't think I would repeat but if I do it's because I have to look at her sexy ass again LOL.
TheDrowned
09-24-22, 20:07
Just read them Google reports. Wild stories indeed. She must be something else to get that physical description a couple times hmm.So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.
I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.
Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).
Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.
Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
I'm going to hit up one of the Greenbelt spas next week and on my way back to Tidewater area going to stop in Norther Ava for round two. I've been to Pine Spa and Queens therapy but want to try a new spot. Any advice on a busty masseuse that gives great L1 and maybe L2 service in the area? I'm in my 50's so therapist doesn't need to be in her 20's or even 30's as long as she's fun, sexy and attractive. I've got plenty of time to kill in the afternoon so I can drive pretty much anywhere in NOVA cities. Anyone willing to help me out with a recommendation?
I was stressed-out at work, which is nearby FE, so I decided to revisit. I have not been there in a about a year. After reading the reviews, I decided to check it out. Upon arriving, I was greeted by Mya, nice attractive early 30's ladies about 36 c /26/36. Opted in for the TS which was great and covered through and covered all the areas. Back to the room for a good back rub which she did a great job. She looked hot in a short dress and her ass looked so good I just had to grab it which she allowed. After the flip, she asked what I was looking for and explained I was very hungry (DATY / AR) which lasted about 10-15 min. She was very excited and happy. She then proceeded to BBBJ and placed on a cover and continued. Decent massage and all the areas covered. I believe there is FS on the menu. Return? I plan to revisit in a few weeks and highly recommend. Damage house. 85/ tip $.
Note: I have been a AMP monger about 10 years here in NOVA and have hit up most all of the places in NOVA and Greenbelt. It is easy to determine the standard but, I believe she went the extra mile.
All the best OmegaWestgate.I went to Far East and got the old lady. Massage was great but really couldn't get it going with such an old lady. She was a trooper and eventually got a load off on her hands. . 6 hh / . 4 HJ. Will not repeat with her.
PilotAviator
09-24-22, 22:35
So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.
I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.
Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).
Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.
Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.So, that's a hard pass / no from TheDrowned? (LOL).
TheDrowned
09-24-22, 22:43
So, that's a hard pass / no from TheDrowned? (LOL).AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0
Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.
So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.
I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up..I have seen this place whenever I drive past. Yeah, it's way too visible from the main road to be anything other than legit. But this chick's quirkiness is kind of interesting and if she gives at least a good legit massage, it may be a place to scratch off the bucket list: Asian cosplay massage LOL.
AKA the hot/crazy scale. For reference:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eu4zwRcMM0
Elizabeth scored off the chart in my humble opinion, beyond the Shelly G zone. No amount of hot can fix that kind of crazy.This is why we need to crowdfund The Drowned for his unlimited adventures and we get to read his daily comments.
I've partake with Gabby now a few times. She's a Bolivian latina, with a nice plump butt and big tendies. She's not terribly thick, could stand to loose maybe 10-15 lbs of baby fat but why should I be one to complain. She definitely scratches the latina itch and makes it hard to want to go elsewhere. The entrance fee to FHOH is higher, and her services are not super cheap. But they are also not terrible compared to others. After the entrance fee, I'm at $. 80 with her now. I'm not going to give all the details, as every monger is YMMV (its FS+). But lets say we've done some things I normally don't get, or don't do elsewhere.
Others have said she's mechanical, but again I think its YMMV. I've made her cum multiple times now and she's definitely into me as I'm into her. At least that's the feeling she gives to me. All in all a good time to be had and recommend seeing her before her next "vacation".
Anyone esle having issues with Bedpage?I always have issues with it.
Arlington isn't dead. I have checked out a number of the SMOs but haven't been to one sad I work in the area so I tend to be cautious. I heard Best Massage it's good and one on Lee hwy opposite the new daycare building. Link below to adult search with the locations.
https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arlington/erotic-massage-parlorThere are quite a few AMPs in Arlington that advertise frequently on bedpage. All the Korean AMPs seem to offer FS, the Chinese AMPs only offer HE, as far as I can tell.
Actually, the Craigslist af is about a block away in a different building. I'm.
Pretty sure the one next door to Daisy is gone.
About the Craigslist place: it's called Best Massage and is run by a fairly good looking Japanese MILF. Her name is Tina.
I saw her recently. There is no shower and she told me once she intends to get one and another time she does not. She left me in the well-appointed room to strip and hop on the table. After that she came in and gave a fairly decent, fairly deep massage. Not much teasing during the massage, but a fair bit of teasing after the hot towel wipe and before the flip. On the flip, she asked what I wanted. She told me they offer a wide open menu. When I selected an option above standard NOVA, she told me "there's an extra fee for that." Whoah! Alarm bells went off. That sounded an awful lot like exchanging a fee for a service. No thank you.
I let her know I'm actually okay with just a massage, than you.
So she massaged my front and did provide a nice finish. She fended off all attempts at roaming.
So, based on my one experience, I'm not sure I'll go back.Anyone else ever go to this place?
Maybe I'll check it out this week. I believe this is the one that advertises as Japanese massage or Japanese girls on 680X block of Whittier.
Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.
I had a similar experience at QQ-1 yesterday. I had limited time and options and I needed a real massage. I have visited in the past, but this has always been legit establishment. I hadn't been there in a while, so I decided to drop in for a quick work over and to see if things had changed. I was met by Yin. Yin is an older Chinese woman in her early 60's, the owner and a family member were there also. Yin asked me for the $50 entrance fee upfront for the HH massage then led me to the room. I was instructed to take all my cloth's off and lay on the table even though I had informed Yin when I handed her the money that I just wanted a lower leg and foot massage, I was in shorts, to clarify. I'm a serious runner and lately my mussels have been extremely tight especially my glutes. (That's your but muscles). So, since I was naked, I informed her of this issue. Next thing I know she takes a glob of cream in hand and smacks me on the but with it and proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have ever had..I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.
Anyway,
That's my two cents.
Happy Hunting.
Big Daddy Don
09-26-22, 18:25
With Magic being closed, I went to the end of Diggs and dropped by the spot there. Met by Michelle (I think). A little pudgy but cute enough. Her command of Engrish was lacking but she was friendly and knew the routine. She gave a good hard massage. Had to ask her to lighten up a couple of times. She didn't haggle over standard prices. Fun was had by all. She concluded our time with some more massage and seemed to know the lymphatic system as she hit all the spots.
Might repeat if I can't track down my favorites.
Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.
PirateSkul
09-26-22, 23:36
Hello,
In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?
I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.
Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?
My experience is that business is down across the board and providers are trying to make up for it by getting more money from the customers that remain. As the economy tightens, its more importantly than ever to hold the line on prices and force the under performers out of business. We expect quality from the other service providers in our lives, so why do so many mongers continue to overspend for inferior service or settle to grope the tits on a 65 year old woman? It's time to start raising expectations.
[MyQUOTE=JoesHome;6141744]Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out. [ / QUOTE].
Koolakulak
09-27-22, 08:30
Hello,
I'm looking for recommendations for independent in-Call providers in the Tysons area that offer massage and FS, maybe even GFE. Hoping to get a rotation that I can schedule with when I am in the area for work that is reliable and predictable. The AMPs in the area are too hit or miss for me. Something similar to Candy (who I visited), or the Korean agencies, except I don't want to give my personal info out. Otherwise, they would be perfect for what I'm looking for.
Would appreciate if you can share or private message me some recommendations that I can add to my list.
PuntaJaco43
09-27-22, 09:43
I have had the same experience there. They sort of go up to the line and then stop. The massages I get there are incredible. I have seen Laura there at least 4 times and she gives a great massage. Her English is not great but she's friendly. I keep waiting have sort of hinted but she doesn't take the bait. I still leave there happy.
Anyway,
That's my two cents.
Happy Hunting.So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.
This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.
There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.
$80 for the full hour plus a $60 tip.
Regards.
YG is actually Chineseif that makes a difference.
But there is a Korean and a Thai place in the same complex. Good luck!
Hello,
In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?
I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.
Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?.
Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.Thanks for the info. But, Fairfax is a huge area. Fairfax city or county?
Post is pretty useless without a name of the place.
YG is actually Chineseif that makes a difference.
But there is a Korean and a Thai place in the same complex. Good luck!.In my experience, the Thai place is legit. There is another legit Chinese place in the same building. Yg rotates the talent, last week there was an older provider while other times I had a bit younger and better looking middle age providers.
Went to a local spot in Fairfax on Thursday night. Woman was is sweat pants, messy hair and I think is kinda ugly in the first place. Mediocre massage and then on the flip went straight for the HJ. Due to how she was acting I wasn't able to bust and towards the end she started mumbling some shit about how her hand was hurting. Stopped her and she cleaned the gobs of oil off me. When it came to the tip I gave her 30 bucks and she got all pissy saying "why you no give me more" I pointed at the clock and said for starters you shorted me 15 bucks and didn't do a good job. Fact is she's a independent and made 100 bucks in a hour. Not too many professions do you pull that kinda cheddar. People need to stop tipping these women so much. Go to Korea or any other country and a HJ is standard. With the economy these girls need to start doing a better job than the next. I'm thinking about switching gears back to streetwalkers considering you get the same results for 20 bucks in DC and all the crap behind it is cut out.This report is useless without naming the place.
PirateSkul
09-27-22, 13:20
How is the AMP scene in Alexandria or other suburbs here? Is it safe or does it have frequent troubles with LEO?
HotFootTeddy
09-27-22, 13:58
Hello,
In your area for a week, can anyone suggest a good Kamp?
I see two close to me but couldn't find any reviews.
Yang Guang on Leesburg Pike and Seven Therapy Massage in falls church. Any reviews?If you're in Alexandria, but looking at those locations, you could also check out Lime / Eden Spa near Landmark, or Shirlington Therapy. Golden is right near Sunny YG as well, but doesn't have a table shower. It also depends on what level of service you're looking for.
Futuopedico
09-27-22, 16:57
Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.
Thanks!
Big Daddy Don
09-27-22, 17:37
Work moved me to Tysons and trying to figure out the AMPs. I see some ads say Chinese. How do you tell if they are Thai or Korean? Even rubmaps just says asian.
Thanks!Base math.
Chinese $70/ hr, Korean $80/ hr, Thai $120/ hr. Or the language they speak.
TheDrowned
09-27-22, 18:13
After the crazy misadventure at Angel in Vienna I decided to opt for a cheap win and head over to Deep Blue to visit my favorite mama san, Mimi.
She has a new girl working named Jaja / Xia Xia / cha cha? I made the mistake of asking her to spell it and she spelled it Gigi. So we're going to go with Jaja with a hard consonant J sound. Jaja can pass for mid 30's (but wouldn't surprise me if she was 45-50), she's got a young face petit body not skinny but not chubby either. Right in the exact realm of normal. She was wearing denim short shorts (serpico approved) and black shirt with tits that we're not quite C but not quite B. I got a nice 30 min massage which was ok. It's a good Swedish massage but couldn't pass for a more legit technique. I could tell she was an amateur lacking the skills of Mimi but at least she used just the right amount of oil. I always hate when rookie therapist just dump half a bottle of oil on your back and rub you for 30 min. My skin is sensitive and I always break out afterwards and look like the elephant man the next day.
But overall it's one of the few places you can still get an hour for. 6.
On the flip she offers a handshake and I try to convince her to go for BJ but she tries to meet me half way and comes back with Saran Wrap. I've had these kind of BJs in the past and to be honest I found them about as pleasurable as sticking my D into a beehive. So she doesn't go for the BBBJ which I notice is something that Chinese parlors normally aren't into. I have better results going for that at the Korean AMPs. But after some back and forth I convince her to go FS but only if I provide the cover charge. So if you BYOC and $. 4 you might also be able to convince her as well but YMMV.
Mimi has been getting noise complaints from the neighbors in the area since she works underneath doctor offices so I didn't want to make too much of a ruckus. And unfortunately during the act someone was banging on the door outside and it completely distracted me but it turned out to just be another monger. (Fuck you anyway whoever you are LOL) since I got paranoid I couldn't resume. I guess I had failed my concentration check and she had to finish me by hand.
Overall it was ok. Mama san treated me for lunch afterward. That's really the takeaway here. I highly recommend you find one place you like and become a frequent patron. Be nice to the ladies especially the boss and they might take a liking to you and you might get to enjoy some extra perks.
I'm down for this crowdfund idea! A journalist writing for the Monger Times, if only that was an actual profession.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
OldManRose
09-27-22, 22:41
I have used 7 therapy, the P suite, many times and have liked the service, I am into back walking and I like her massage technique. If your into big upfronts then this is not the place for you. The ts is adaquate and the menu is pretty wide open depending. I think it expands over several visit and chemistry.
PilotAviator
09-27-22, 23:48
I have used 7 therapy, the P suite, many times and have liked the service, I am into back walking and I like her massage technique. If your into big upfronts then this is not the place for you. The ts is adaquate and the menu is pretty wide open depending. I think it expands over several visit and chemistry.A great example of YMMV. Over the years, I have used Seven as well. It is a finely equipped, always clean spa. In the past MMS and staff were always favorites of mine. I visited last week -- and, the spa remains nice, but the current manager / staff and I didn't "click. " There was nothing wrong with the visit. Agree with OMR about the menu -- but, the lack of connection is a distraction to me, so in future I'll monger elsewhere.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
Anyone else ever go to this place?
Maybe I'll check it out this week. I believe this is the one that advertises as Japanese massage or Japanese girls on 680X block of Whittier.So I gave in to my curiosity. I paid. 6 for hhr.
The girl who greeted me at the door was my provider. She is young enough, probably low 30's or late 20's. She has a cute face, but she is a big big girl.
Massage was decent enough, she ends with soft touch and then reaches under to arouse. And then the flip.
She asks what do I want, and then I said how much for what, then she says you tell me. After thinking it through, she was too big for my liking so I just asked for standard HE. Which she did a good job and I left her. 4 for the tip.
Base math.
Chinese $70/ hr, Korean $80/ hr, Thai $120/ hr. Or the language they speak.After a while, one can tell right away whether it is Korean AMP or Chinese AMP, you learn to be able to visually tell Korean look vs Chinese look. Also, they are run differently, most Chinese AMPs don't offer table shower, but some do. Also, I don't know of Thai AMPs Thai providers are always in apartment building.
DecentManhood
09-28-22, 10:39
Yes, I believe you are correct that these are all the same person. Same reviews too: Beautiful but mechanical.Has anyone tried Mali since she changed her business name from Milin? Has she improved her attitudes at all? Based on my old experience with her, I highly doubt the reviews accuracy on ter site. It just couldn't be more mechanical.
WillGuyMar
09-28-22, 16:18
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I discovered this place and was excited to learn about it. I live nearby and finding a way to get to other locations while being discrete is always an issue. Their ads are all over the place, some describing an AMP and some describing an escort crew. I drove past and scoped it out. Pretty standard AMP look. Only thing that may bother some of you is that the location is very mixed residential and business. Not discrete, but there is a lot happening on that street, so you can likely blend in. There's a somewhat sketchy 7-11 right across the street that tends to have people hanging around, but there are actual homes two doors down. I called and let them know I was near, they then communicated by text. I parked on the street out front, a few units up, and they started opening the door before I go to it.
I was greeted by Kiki, young, Chinese, probably late 20's early 30's. She's cute and thicc. Not exactly my type, but enough to get me going for the standard option. She has a great attitude, always smiling. Her massage skills are okay, not great. After a few minutes, she got the hint from my caressing her legs that I was there for more. She asked for $100 for "two hands". Have not heard that one before. I countered with $80 and asked her to remove her top. That worked. Again, not my type of body but sometimes jugs are jugs and she has them in C or D.
Standard finish. Also, they have a rewards card LOL. Ask for it. On the way out, Kiki introduced me to Tina. She looked cute too, maybe a little older. I will probably go back just because it's convenient and adequate.
It's been a few months since in the queens area. And all the buzz was the one anal licker. Any one been through there lately and have a good suggestion there?
So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.
This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.
There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.
Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.
Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.
SexAddict96
09-28-22, 19:18
For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?
So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.
I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.
Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).
Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.
Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!
TheDrowned
09-28-22, 21:38
For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?The tease was in her visual aesthetic and through some conversation of what she referred to as crazy men who come in to see her looking for more than a massage. I definitely got the feeling there's nothing more on the table with her you're getting a massage with a side of crazy. All exotic no erotic .
Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!Thanks for the info! I'm always looking for girls with nice asses!
Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.
TheDrowned
09-29-22, 11:27
Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.
PuntaJaco43
09-29-22, 11:35
Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.
I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.
PirateSkul
09-29-22, 12:07
Thanks all for your feedback. I went to the complex where there are 2 3 AMPs. I was planning on going to Golden but it was closed. So tried YG. Greeted at the door by old mama San. She demanded 50 house fee for 30 min. Once inside, the girl greeted me, she was probably in her 30's but nice body. OK massage, on the flip I asked for FS, she was not willing at first but finally agreed for 200. Overall alright experience. I was in a rush so even if it was a little expensive, it was an OK experience.
CanaPunter
09-29-22, 12:47
As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.
Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!I saw her last week as well. I had similar experience, although I didn't get her to remove anything as she didn't talk at all and I was wondering if it would be legit, although on the flip she gave the HE, but it was kind of stoic or robotic. I just left her a. 4 tip for basic NOVA.
PuntaJaco43
09-29-22, 13:52
I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.
Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.
Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.I would say we had a similar experience. I can't say enough about this spa and if you think there busy now wait until these reviews hit. They will be slammed. Poor Yin. She is such a doll, older but intriguing. I think she is lonely. One thing about the Chinese, they are very direct with their comments. I have noticed this with other Chinese providers. I told Yin the other day that I had over done my workout and that I was very sore. She could tell and told me that I was very stupid for working out so hard at my age. I don't think she meant it that way. We both laughed.
Regards.
Toadster999
09-29-22, 14:24
Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.I'm fairly certain Lily is closed. Signs have been down for a little while now.
Been out of the game for awhile, but jumped back today after a long absence. Pine doesn't beat around the Bush with the how long you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, it's pretty much you want blank and how much you pay.
Lady was nice looking with good body and nice nips. A great time was had by all, I do highly recommend if you like the option for very expanded menu at an AMP. Massage was nice too😀.
MercurySync
09-29-22, 17:14
Looks like Ronda is back, I assume rooming with Tara again.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/annandale/22552048.htmlThanks for the info! I dreamed of her for 1 h at $$.20. Pictures are her but face is touched up a bit. Still she's not ugly at all and has a great rack. Her personality is awesome! Nice, funny, charming lady! Didn't waste a lot of time and got to CBJ, ACG and that's about all I could take with my hands squeezing her ample tits. Afterward, the massage was exactly what I needed with a lot of stretching and, again, her cool fun demeanor. Thumbs up!
Been out of the game for awhile, but jumped back today after a long absence. Pine doesn't beat around the Bush with the how long you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, it's pretty much you want blank and how much you pay..A bit more detail would be appreciated. Name of girl, damage and service rendered. PM if that's easier.
Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.Fellas tip what you feel according to your service. I'm a sucker for a great ass! But yes house fee is definitely high there. 100 for 45 minutes and 120 for an hour.
I saw her last week as well. I had similar experience, although I didn't get her to remove anything as she didn't talk at all and I was wondering if it would be legit, although on the flip she gave the HE, but it was kind of stoic or robotic. I just left her a. 4 tip for basic NOVA.From what you saw, what did you think of her ass?
Stopped by this evening and was met by friendly face named "Tiny" (at least that is what I think she said). I would say she was late 30's / early 40's with a youthful appearance. She had straight shinny hair that fell just past her shoulder blades. You can tell she takes care of her skin and teeth as she had a great smile and clear skin. She is a spinner type with some natural Bs and the typical small / flat Asian booty. Massage was okay but nothing to write home about. A much better massage can be had across the street by Amy. Full covered menu was available. She asked for $$ but settled for $. 6. Total damage was $$. 2. I left relaxed and slightly lighter than when I arrived. I will repeat.
From what you saw, what did you think of her ass?She was wearing a thick dark blue jumper dress that went down to her knees and she was wearing thick tights underneath. , So I didn't have a fair assessment of the ass.
There really wasn't any teasing either. It wasn't until the flip that she went to massage my junk, but there was no soft touch or teasing prior.
Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.We do? PG County does, but I'm not sure about "young". Maybe sometimes. If there are young and attractive Asians in MoCo for any price, PM me because that's not something we've had available for any a decade as far as I know.
MoCo does have latinas, but there is no "massage" veneer, they're escorts. The one or two Latina massage places that do pop up from time to time tend to be outrageously overpriced for minimal services.
Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.
I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.Most there, including Fabiola, are Bolivian.
I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/7536218348.html
https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/
The Merely Wet
09-30-22, 16:26
I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147
The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.
The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.
The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).
Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.
Decided to try a new place, off rt 1 near beacon mall. Very discreet and low key. Upon arrival I was greeted by at early 30's K girl. Slim nice body with pretty face. Damage was. 80 for hour, table shower was basic but served it's purpose. Decent massage but didn't give me the full hour, around 35 min asked to flip and FS options were available. I went with CBJ. 1 damage was worth the trip and will visit again.
RubMeLongTime
09-30-22, 16:51
Been awhile since I have been to Diamond flash, mainly because Kiko is "never available". I'm not a big fan of always "tying new girl". I goto to a steak house when I want a steak and a seafood place when I want crab. Not a big fan of potluck. Anyways I digress.
Cindy was available and she is pretty young. Early 30's I would say. Nice body not that she revealed any of it.
Massage was good, did a solid 30 min shoulders to back. Flip came and and she saw jr semi standing and asked if he needed special attention to which I said "always".
She has a very nice technique. Soft and slow at first with plenty of lotion / oil combination. As things progressed the pace did not but the pressure did. Made for a pretty sensual experience and got the nob done in a very relaxing man er. Only allowed OTC but was not complaining as I railed my way through her body.
Clean up, a few hugs and a thank you and out I went. I will repeat for sure. 60/60 due to her no rush attitude and unique experience.
Stay safe!
Rub.
TheDrowned
09-30-22, 18:42
I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/7536218348.html
https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.
I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.Thank you for the info. I was thinking about trying Magi or Alexis but stumbled upon Lourdes in PG which might be closer. Do you you know if they are related? The base price is the same but she didn't mention any extras. The other two certainly did immediately.
Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?
Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.
Just noticed Wellness Time is King Massage in Woodbridge. Anytime know if services have changed? Feel free to DM.
SteveSmithAbq
10-01-22, 20:34
Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?I've had a dream about Candy before who gives a great massage. I've posted her contact details in a previous report about the dream. Good luck!
TheDrowned
10-01-22, 22:59
Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.There's been an insistence from many a monger on the board for younger providers in NOVA. But from my experience it's rare to find it here at the AMPs and even rarer still to find a young provider worth her weight in gold. The younger ones are low effort, demanding, and expect high $tip while providing very little service. They lack the skill, technique, and gravitas that the older providers hone; some even wield it like a weapon here in these parts and are even able to defy the ugly touch of time. Smooth has two providers, Angela, who resembles the former and Kiki, who resembles the latter.
Angela, the younger sounding one, is in her early 20's. She's attractive enough but lacks the skills to give a good massage and on several occasions strait up gave up after 20 min of rub to just go to her phone. She does put on a facade and will sweet talk and manipulate you to her guiles. She will offer a standard nova if you push her but she'll put about as much effort into it as one does brushing their teeth or taking a piss. Then she'll demand a large tip and if you let it she'll entrap you in the same cycle on repeat with diminishing returns (yes I'm speaking from experience).
Then there's Kiki, or there used to be Kiki, without a description im inclined to believe she also isn’t the one you saw and perhaps maybe there’s a third older provider and if so then I can’t be much help. But Kiki is twice her apprentices age but also has twice the skill and is still and object of beauty. Massage is good, gives you the full hour. Has a great attitude, not demanding. And will give you a NOVA+ with potential to exceed that save FS if you become a regular with her. She's the one you should see the challenge is ignoring the lure of a younger provider.
Smooth also has a lot of turnovers and I’ve had my fair share of bad times there with providers who weren’t Kiki. But I’ve only ever had good experiences with her. If she still works there and wasn’t the one you saw I would recommend ONLY returning if it’s w/ her.
Take my advice or don't.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.
BarneySanders
10-01-22, 23:59
As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.Dude, you still paid too much as other members said, sorry.
RickKrungThep
10-02-22, 12:14
Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.Thanks for posting. Yelp gives this place 4. 5 stars as do a few dubious massage review websites. I give it 2 stars. I first tried to go here a few years ago when I moved back in the area. When I came through the door a grandmother took me into the back massage room and flirted with me. I asked her where the younger girls were that were in the pictures in the advertisements on multiple websites. She told me those are just pictures. I bolted. She tried to get me to stay by saying another lady was there to give me a massage. I never looked back. They were following down the hall to the lower lobby! That was well before the lockdown. During the lockdown I think it was one of the only places that was open initially. So I gave in another try, which I keep doing due to its proximity to where I live and semi-private entrance on the back of the building. There was a petite lady there who gave "the best" massage + HE. She was gone in a few weeks back to NY I suppose. It has been hit or miss. About a month ago I had a very good massage from an older lady (40's). Nice chat as well since here English was good. HE was included. I made sure to tip well. As I read earlier, I have had a few of the younger ladies there for a massage which was not very good and am not sure where they learned some of their techniques. I almost had to laugh when one youngster split my legs so they were hanging off the table in a most uncomfortable position. She did not say much until it was time for her tip, then I got a hug and a smile. Well, sometimes I am just in the mood to see how bad it can be in comparison to my time living in Asia. And that was like paradise. That is my dream.
LowerBackPain
10-02-22, 12:58
Guys, we're very lucky as we have AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors), LMPs (Latina Massage Parlors) and we used to even have RMPs (Russian Massage Parlors) which were great while they lasted. But if anyone comes across any providers from the subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Bengal) would you please PM me. A Vietnamese or Sri Lankan provider would be a welcome change of pace too. To steal a phrase, "Always be kind to the ladies."
Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.What are the good ones in MoCo with young and attractive Asians?
TL / DR: Crappy massage w / standard finish. Won't repeat.
It's been a while since Breeze Spa in Herndon was reviewed so I figured I would stop by. When I arrived, they were at capacity so the mamasan asked me to come back in an hour. I took this a good sign and left. Later I returned and was met by late-40's to early-50's Chinese lady named YoYo. Not skinny but not fat. She had that 50 yr old Asian lady figure. Based on her clothes I could tell this was going to be a standard NOVA finish place. She wasn't horrible so I figured I'd give her a shot. Paid for 30 minutes and got on the table. When she came back in the room she was wearing a mask. If there was any doubt in my mind as to the kind of experience this was going to be, this cleared it up. She began with a very rough massage where the towel was present (between her hands / forearms and my body) at all times. As you can imagine this didn't feel great. I asked for a medium but I think she thought I said hard. Regardless I had to ask her to lighten up twice. After enduring this across my entire body and head, it was time for the flip. At this point I'm ready to leave. She offers the finish and I accept (might as well). The standard NOVA isn't really my thing unless I am excited and the technique is exquisite. Neither were the case here. Her technique was pretty terrible but I eventually was able to finish. Part of me just wanted to she how long she would go at it before giving up. Regardless, she was pleasant and winded by the end. I left her. 60 on the counter and we said our goodbyes. There was at least one other provider at the place but I don't think I'll be returning to find out if she's any better. I won't repeat.
Stay Safe,
Mr E.
Read a report about a heavier girl at Best. Had to try it out. The heavier the better for me LOL.
Arrived around 10 am and no one was there. I called and they said they will arrive in about 10 minutes. I waited another 15 minutes after that for them to get set. There was a older woman at the front.
Typical 40-50's Asian woman. I think she just gives massages if they're busy. The therapist was young, 22 she said. A pretty face in my opinion.
She used lotion for the massage. Which was just average. For English is really good but she seemed really really uninterested. I paid for an hour only got about 45 minutes. She kept asking me okay where do you want massage next. I kept telling her just do that normal typical swedish massage. She's asked me this like five different times. Clearly she was trying to get it over with. On the flip her HE was decent. I didn't bother trying to get the other 15 minutes, I just left. I checked my phone in my car and I saw that she was smoking on the outside and checking her phone. Total damage 80 for the "massage" and 40 tip. I won't repeat.
Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.
I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.
Looks: 9.
Massage: 6.
Location: 6.
Finish: 8.
Rate: 6.
PuntaJaco43
10-03-22, 15:53
Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.
I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$..Very interesting! Where would one find this office building? Link to providers would also be helpful.
Regards.
AFAIK Rubratings has been down for quite some time and you didn't post any links to these providers. Are they still around?
Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.
I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.
Looks: 9.
Massage: 6.
Location: 6.
Finish: 8.
Rate: 6.
I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147
The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.
The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.
The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).
Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.I have not seen Lara in quite some time. Today that changed.
The review above is correct with one important exception; if she likes you, and you ask, there is a lot more on the menu.
First she is a CMT level provider. That said she can fuck the S* out of you if all goes well.
If she likes you, you not only get a great massage from a great looking woman, you could get FS, BJ, Anal and who knows what else. (be sure to hint at backdoor fun so she can be prepared) She is a heavier than the thin pics on the site above, but that just makes the backshots something to dream about.
She is very intelligent. You can have some fun trying out your French if you have any.
PomLovesThais
10-03-22, 18:03
Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.
Bossanova86
10-03-22, 18:06
Has anyone heard anything? I texted her no answer.She's in Thailand with her husband for a few months, won't be back till probably November.
She looks and sounds amazing! But what was the damage when you visited her? fee?
I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.
https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147
The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.
The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.
The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).
Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.
AFAIK Rubratings has been down for quite some time and you didn't post any links to these providers. Are they still around?https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915509b-c33e-48c0-bffc-6b3a90e88b98
PSmith0380
10-03-22, 22:05
Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.
I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.
Looks: 9.
Massage: 6.
Location: 6.
Finish: 8.
Rate: 6.Care to share the actually place?
Happy Guy 2
10-04-22, 01:01
Stopped into Comfort Spot in Fairfax. Needed some relaxing relief. Rejected first girl. Looked chubby and piggy. MMSAN came out said try other girl. Looked nice slim young ish but in sweatpants could not tell much.
Long story short, she had been there only 2 days. So 4 days as of this posting. She was sweet, cute with mask off. She looked scared and sky at first but warmed up to be a jewel and a keeper. I did not ask for too much but she came thru and had nice personality. No too much or little english but not a problem. She even likes getting a massage and has a nice petite body and proportional topside. Her name is Cici. Wanted to take her home with me but that would not work too well.
70+70 for an hour of fun and relaxation.
Treat her well.
Always be nice to the ladies.
HG2.
RubLover21
10-04-22, 09:57
She looks and sounds amazing! But what was the damage when you visited her? fee?Her fee is as advertised on the day. You may find yourself with an irresistible urge to tip.
Hola Mongers! Found these two on rubratings. I have seen them reviewed yet so I'll offer my two cents.
I had a very slow day at work and decided to see Melissa in the morning. I saw her friend Perla in the afternoon. They are beautiful! Mid to late 20's, man made tits, and great asses (pretty sure they are man made too). Anyways, they are located in an office building in Fairfax. Just a heads up, there are other people renting offices in the suite as well. The massage itself isn't anything to right home about. If I had to pick, Melissa gives a better massage. This is definitely a rub and be happy type of place. I had fun. In both dreams, both stripped down to their thong. Roaming was allowed everywhere. It was a nova finish (Melissa let me spread her ass during and Perla got on top and clapped her ass in my face) cleaned up, and off I went. Hour is 100 tipped 100. YMMV. FS is available but it will cost you $$.
Looks: 9.
Massage: 6.
Location: 6.
Finish: 8.
Rate: 6.They look amazing in their pics. Were they reviewed previously. I would wonder why, if not. Any one can share FS experience with them? Please pm if that's better.
RidgeRacer
10-04-22, 15:07
Finally got around to seeing Karol who advertises on CL, who JimBliss reviewed about a month ago. She advertises on CL as RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE. She doesn't seem to have an ad up at the moment but I'm sure she'll be back. I met her at her apartment right off Columbia Pike (coincidentally right across the street from Gabrielle's apartment, another independent latina).
Karol is the girl in the ads although I'd say they are pretty flattering compared to reality. She's fairly young, short and stout. Big ass and boobs but not very voluptuous. She was dressed in workout clothes and covered in tats. Not exactly my type but far from a turn off. She was warm and friendly, happy to make small talk when I wanted but kept quiet if I didn't initiate. We talked a bit about her native Colombia and she offered to make me arepas next time. English was good.
Apartment was a little messy, she took me in the back room and told me to undress to my comfort. I stripped naked and put the towel over myself but quickly into the massage asked if I could remove it which she was happy to agree to. The massage was very thorough and fairly hard. I did not feel short changed at all. There was no teasing while I was on my front.
On the flip she asked if I wanted a towel and I declined. She continued to massage but more of a relaxing massage at that point. She didn't touch anything inappropriate but she came close enough that I felt comfortable asking her to finish me off.
Unfortunately, this is where things took a turn. She told me it was extra to which I said fine but then she quoted me $100 for hand finish. I said I'd pay that for mouth but she said that was $150. I managed to negotiate down to $80 for hand, which at least included her stripping down to just a thong, but it was still a bummer and a stronger willed man than I would have walked. Worst she made me get the cash before I started which I didn't appreciate either.
Finish was good, she allowed sucking her breasts, rubbing her ass and sneaking a finger past the thong, which led to a pretty fast conclusion. Afterwards she cleaned me off and finished with a face massage so I got my full time if not a little more.
Still the negotiations left a bad taste in my mouth and I don't plan to return. In fact, I'm going to take a break from the hobby for a bit after this one so I probably won't see any PMs for a while. Hopefully she puts up an ad soon so you can get her number if you want to check her out, or maybe the aforementioned previous reviewer can help you.
PuntaJaco43
10-04-22, 16:11
Several weeks ago, I happened upon the Four Seasons spa on Little River Turnpike. I could see their massage sign from the road, the entrance is partially blocked by shade trees and is nicely tucked away making this a discreet location.
I visited on a Thursday around 11 am. I was not planning to stay. I just want to see who would answer the door. I drove up parked walked up and rang the bell. This gorgeous Korean woman answers. She is in heels and a cocktail dress. Probably 38-40 years old. She remined me of Sissy when she worked at Kings and would dress like this. (She's Linda now at Angel, Fairfax). She motioned for me to enter but I declined and told her that I want a card so that I could call for a reservation. She thrust a card at me and said, "you don't need a reservation!" I thanked her and then asked her name, then she shuts the door in my face before I could utter another word. What! "Who would do that?" I left and thought it over and forgot about it, but I was determined to revisit. This woman was having a bad day and was just taking it out on me. She was gorgeous, I need to take a chance.
The following week I return same day same time and am greeted by another attractive woman. Her name is Niki. High heels and a cocktail dress. Hair teased up like Elvira, "Mistress of the Dark"; she doesn't look as good as Elvira but similar. I pay the $80, she comes back in boots; now she is not that as attractive and much shorter. She leads me back to the TS. The TS takes 15 minutes, she rubbed and scrubbed and during that time I managed to get only a few words out of her. Why was this taking so long? Then I realized she was trying to, "Run out the clock. " Once done she leads me back to the room, tells me to lay flat down, informs me that she will be back soon and then tosses the damp towel on my back after I mentioned that I was cold. When she returns, she moves my arms down to my side, takes a hand full of cream, hops up on my back and starts to massage me. Unlike some therapists that will sit and straddle your but, ever so slowly, grinding their crotch into your but bone; this one was up on her knees, and had my arms pinned so that I could not move them or grab at her. She had the routine planned. She was in that position, God bless her, for 30 minutes. By this time, the arousal had long worn out. She flipped me over with 10 miutes on the clock. We looked at each other. I put my arms out and said, "is this it?" She looks at junior; by this time JR. Had had enough and was uninterested. She makes the HJ motion, so I politely grabbed at her thigh. She pushed my hand away, looks at me as if I had just groped her in public and said, "$120" , and stuck her hand out, almost in my face; I got up and paid it.
She undresses and starts with the HJ job, but I wanted more so I pulled her towards be and hoisted her onto my face in a 69 position. She was not helping but not resisting. At one point she had her knee on my face and I had move her into the correct position. Way too much cream but she got me off after a few minutes. I came a lot; she gets up, gets dressed and dabs me off with a tissue. No hot towel nor a smile. I get dressed, she gives me a bottle of water, I tell her that she Is not very friendly, and she replies, "I don't know you. " She got me!
Niki is 7 in the face 7 body, 0 personality and less than a 0 in attitude.
Has anyone else met these two witches? Maybe it was just me. Love to hear your opinion and comments.
Believe it or not I revisit. I will post the results shortly.
Regards.
After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.
The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.
We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.
In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.
After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.
The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.
We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.
In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.Is this review for Melissa and Perla, who were reviewed past few days? What was total damage for FS you negotiated down from $$.
After checking out the review on this board, I decided to give this a try. First the location is crazy. Located in a office building that reminds me of the Latina spa in Tyson's. Same set up, but this place is colder and very empty. Had to meet in the hall and follow to the large office suite.
The girl does have huge butt and boobs, that are obviously enhanced to a cartoonish look. The room is cold with an abundance of window light, so if you like it dimmed for mood, forget it. The lady I met speak almost zero English and does try to communicate with her phone. 1 hour massage is 100 anything more cost more with an open menu. She wanted 300 for FS, but will negotiate down.
We did the deed, nothing to exciting to bring me back. Once session was over let out of room and had to navigate myself to finding my way out.
In closing very nice lady and I think her sister works with her. I won't return, it's definitely YMMV.You got a link to this place so I can find it?
https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/1915509b-c33e-48c0-bffc-6b3a90e88b98I think they took the ad down.
PuntaJaco43
10-05-22, 10:46
After that debacle at the Four Seasons with the two witches I needed some tender love and care. I had to get down and dirt with someone. So, I had this magnificent dream about Lulu. In my dream Lulu is working at the Golden Therapy spa. Formally Franconia Wellness where I spent many a session with my ATF and the love of my life, Joy. Joy has since moved on and is now Nicole. I was curious as to whom may be working there so I went over and met Lulu. Lulu is a bit older but is pleasant and accommodating. On my first visit weeks ago, she allowed some DATY and then we finished up with a well administered HJ. She never asked for money up front, which was a relief. In the end I tipped $100. She was happy and told me that I could have a more imaginary dream on my next visit. I could tell there was more with this one.
In my second dream, I visit but she does not remember me, it took a little while. I was worried that things would not come my way so when she left the room to get my change, I lay $150 on the table. Once she returns the massage starts. She is in loose shorts and is right in front of me, so I take the opportunity to slowly slide my hand up between her legs. She helps by spreading a tad so that I have plenty of room to roam. She disrobes and jumps on my back with some cream in hand. I turn her over and I start from her neck and work my way down. What I really want, and need is a BBBJ. I don't ask in fear that she will say no. I get up on my knees and pull her up so that she is on her knees facing me. I am holding onto her ample C cups and slowly pull her down. I gently load the torpedo and she start a gentle motion that I accelerate by moving her back and forth while holding her breast. She stops raises up and turns around so that she is now up on all fours. She says, "this is the way I like it. " OMG what a difference and new provider can make. By this time, I am so erect, standing straight up. I bend over and start to poke; she was going to give it up, but I pulled back. I didn't know her that well and it was better to be safe; thank goodness this was only a dream.
Great lady and a nice quite uninterrupted atmosphere. I highly recommend her on a rainy, cold and cloudy day when you are in a melancholy mood.
Lulu:
5 in looks.
7 in body; I am giving her an extra point for her nice naturals.
5 in personality, but she is conversational buy not that interesting.
10 in attitude but YMMV.
Regards.
Try this one in.
https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/39fd6db3-f80c-47d9-8746-f7dd7cdccb4f
I think they took the ad down.
Lucky, who use to work at Seashell King in Herndon, is now at the Sterling Massage. She is a tiny 4'10" 90 lbs Chinese lady with a cute bob haircut and an open menu.
JoeyPopkins
10-05-22, 15:43
First independent provider experience yesterday. A little disappointed. 1.0 for 30 mins. Extra 0. 6 for topless. Figured why not, when in Rome. Not a great massage with very no Teasing. Flip on the 10 min mark. She is hot. From Thailand, early 40 maybe late 30.5'2" great man made breast and tattoos. I stayed limp for most of it. I really get turned on from a great massage with lots of reading while I'm still face down. She told me she has been slow with no repeat clients. As much as I wanted it to be a great experience, I left me disappointed. Don't think I will go back. Too many options out here to waste money hoping she will be better next time.
Another satisfying visit to see well reviewed No Pain No Gain Candy.
Again, she is a voluptuous and curvy Thai, huge naturals, pretty face.
CMT level massage with oil, various finishes on tap, ask for you want, YMMV.
Private incall, superb value. Book with confidence.
First independent provider experience yesterday. A little disappointed. 1.0 for 30 mins. Extra 0. 6 for topless. Figured why not, when in Rome. Not a great massage with very no Teasing. Flip on the 10 min mark. She is hot. From Thailand, early 40 maybe late 30.5'2" great man made breast and tattoos. I stayed limp for most of it. I really get turned on from a great massage with lots of reading while I'm still face down. She told me she has been slow with no repeat clients. As much as I wanted it to be a great experience, I left me disappointed. Don't think I will go back. Too many options out here to waste money hoping she will be better next time.This review does nobody any good without a web link or relaying where exactly you found her online. Thanks.
Is this review for Melissa and Perla, who were reviewed past few days? What was total damage for FS you negotiated down from $$.I'm not sure on the name, they both almost looked the same, I know her English was poor and amount doesn't matter, because it's YMMV. I said she start at 300, but you can negotiate. My advice is skip this place and search on. That office building is not good.
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