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Alexandria is a decent sized city with numerous AMPs. Need more info to assist you to keep your driving to a minimum.If you're staying in Alexandria area you might not have enough choices especially if you looking for AMPs. But there's a spa, PG acupressure in MD, just across the bridge and they offer better options.
LoonyBinPatrol
08-29-23, 17:30
Back to Forever wellness and saw Grace again. I'm not Asian so I really don't see her age like 50's at all. She must be in her late 30's bro! BTW, she gave me a good TS, FBSM and then covered man-meat sucking. Begged her to allow me to go CIM but she just smiled while stuffing it in her mouth. CBJCIM but it was fantastic.
Visited Best today, been a while since the quality of ladies have been below average. Today was quite a surprise, met Yumi who has only been there a few days. She should be called "Yummy" First Thai provider I have seen there in an awful long time. She is a 40 ish provider with a body of a 24 yo spinner! If you like 'them small she's the one. She did everything without negotiation or hesitation.Agreed. Enthusiastic.
BallsDeep469
08-29-23, 23:47
So ill be blunt, I am new to this and I have not tried visiting any spots in the area. I was wondering if anyone had a place they recommend in Alexandria, specifically near Eisenhoward?
After Thai Annie, I have a craving for Thai.
Seen her post many times on BP, anyone have any experience with her?
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tyson/23055264.html
LeopardsTown
08-30-23, 08:48
I stopped in for a round at Eden Spa as part of a road trip. I arrived very early evening while it was still light out, so finding the place and parking weren't hard. I met the sexy Korean girl Momo. My first impression was good she is quite striking with her slim frame, C cups, and flashing a beautiful smile. My second impression was also good, which is to say that her English is quite good so we got to chatting easily, and she has a very nice figure and just a little pizzazz about her that makes her a real turn on.
I paid Momo the 80 for the house and she very briefly stepped. I undressed myself. Very clean, nicely appointed room. Anyhow, we went off to the table shower room (also very clean and nice looking), and Momo gave me the standard style table shower service, very comfortable and relaxing. Momo had a good feel for mixing massage style strokes with more intimate light touches, and where to vary it, and had a smooth way of cleaning my rising brother. We went along back into the room. The massage was excellent. Momo had real, practiced skills and combined several different techniques. I had noticed during the table shower that she has very pretty hands, and I played this into some flirty joking comments about her hiding her massage skills.
We started the main service with a good CBJ and me with very active hands. Momo's awesome rack is a great feature and she me how she liked it played with. Her BJ skills are definitely on point. Great tongue work, gets pretty deep on it and has some stamina too.
We started fairly slowly in Mish and then steadily ramped up faster. Later she got me into a variation I hadn't done for a while (bodies have to be well enough aligned to make it work) and hooked her feet around my ankles so her hips shifted up. It was a little tighter and shallower but the feeling on my head was more intense. Bonus was that she was more into it (I think it hit her g-spot), not full blown O but either a small one or 1/2 way or at least enough extra pleasure for her to be pretty animated and pump back pretty hard as I pumped out my finish.
The expected thorough clean up and nice chat at the end were delivered. The tip was 180. If and when I'm back in the area (a possibility) I would pay another visit to this place.Nice to see that this place is keeping things on point. From my experience, definitely worth a stop in. Sounds like Momo is a quality provider.
It's been a while since I've reported some mongering reviews. Looking at my bank statements, I realized I visited more than I thought in August. I'll try to be brief, happy to share more details if needed.
ZY Massage: previously reported on this place (and need to ignore the Kevins and Karens who might see you go in). But visited again, saw Eva again with same great massage, satisfying HE (she says no FS or BJ) but could be her rules and other girls will? I saw some nice bodies on other 4 providers working that night. I left near closing time and they were cleaning up. Chinese provider who blows belief that K-AMPs are better.
Healing Touch Therapy. Off Opitz Blvd, not to be confused with Healing Therapy in Lake Ridge. Saw Penny, older MT (50 ish), not the prettiest face but nice Chinese body. Another great CMT level massage by Chinese lady. Easy to talk with, allows OTC and UTC (after the flip). She says HJ is all they give for extras. FS not provided because too risky (health & legal issues). Definitely will repeat, might even be tonight. LOL.
Rte 1 Spa K-AMP with good table shower. Saw a different Eva whom I call 'Big Eva' (versus 'Little Eva' at ZY) because taller and bigger teddies. Decent massage, naked HE, does FS but I don't partake. Total damage $$ and may repeat for non-massage fun.
Oriental Massage off Minnieville: saw Fay-be who started there in August while Helen on vacation. Another older Chinese lady. This is strictly legitimate massage but CMT quality. I suspect she may do more with repeat visits. I didn't try more than some OTC of her shapely legs. I actually went for good massage after weekend of yardwork. The other area was satisfied by another AMP earlier. Definitely among top 3 Woodbridge providers for good massage.
Time Therapy. Forgot who I saw but left without finishing because I lost interest. Nothing negative about provider, just wasn't feeling it with her. Won't repeat.
Healing Touches Massage in Lake Ridge. My go to place for non-massage fun. I've had all 5 providers at different times (once 2 at same time). Again I don't do FS, but I'm sure they offer it. Maya is the tallest, mid 40's, Chelsea is the sweetest and gives great relief, Laura is overall the sexiest and knows her stuff to getting a guy to the finish, Ester (also works at Far East in Reston) is very pretty and most likely to indulge in non-traditional fun. Loves DATY & DATO, and Jenny. Not the prettiest of the group but biggest teddies, she'll get you satisfied with no regrets. Only negative comment they all have GPS.
Woodbridge Massage off Genesee Place. Another C-AMP, probably legitimate only. Set up doesn't have separate door between entrance and rooms. No table shower but body scrub for additional fee. Zoe is very easy to talk to, guessing mid-forties, dressed in tight jeans and snug t-shirt. Greeted me with a hug but added later that sometimes it's a challenge to make clients feel welcomed without sending wrong message of more available.
I say 'probably legitimate' because I just got another great massage with little to no attempts for more, and her comments. But gut feeling is she'll do more after she gets to know you. Plus, they are starting to advertise on bedpage and Listcrawler.
Lastly, outside the Woodbridge area, visited Lulu at Arlington Therapy. Good visit and she has already been reviewed here, I'd just repeat what was already said.
Stay safe, treat the ladies respectfully.
Pathfinder04
08-30-23, 15:14
Does anyone remember a girl named Natalia? It's probably been six or seven years but I still think about her. Tall, brunette, independent, mediocre massage but fun to be with, major squirter, worked out of nice hotels in Nova and particularly Loudoun County. Used to advertise on BP and I have no idea if she's still active.
Back to Forever wellness and saw Grace again. I'm not Asian so I really don't see her age like 50's at all. She must be in her late 30's bro! BTW, she gave me a good TS, FBSM and then covered man-meat sucking. Begged her to allow me to go CIM but she just smiled while stuffing it in her mouth. CBJCIM but it was fantastic.Sounds like you are her shill because your previous review of this Grace person only a few weeks ago, you say she looks to be in her early 40's. LOL.
Long time listener, first time caller. First, a bit of an apology. I have been reading the forum for years without contributing, so I have benefited from all of your work for years. So I would like to try to give back a little bit. I won't be on the literary level of Frankie Digitola or The Drowned, but hopefully I can help some. I also will admit up front that my motives here aren't entirely altruistic— I've recently lost my ATF, so I'm hoping to get some help from the community in finding a new one!
Some quick nostalgic history. I've been mongering for 15 years. My first experience was at an AMP on old chain bridge road (same complex as Ruby and QQ) where you had to walk downstairs to get to the door. My therapist was Sunny, who had a small tattoo where her neck and back met. I didn't know any better, so when she asked if I had been there before, I told her no — and even admitted I'd never had a massage before! That visit ended with a naked HJ, and I was hooked. Some lessons from the experience— I still play it by ear at a new place as to whether I claim to have been there before. Sometimes, knowing you're a regular and not LEO helps, but I think I have often benefited from being a new client to be worked for. So I often tell them I've never been before at a new place.
Anyway, I saw Sunny for months, before learning another lesson. As I saw some of the other women at that spa, while I still enjoyed Sunny (and to this day I am a one ATF kind of monger if I find the right one), I sometimes wanted to try someone else. So one day I asked Sunny who else was available, and she showed me a new, younger therapist. When I chose the younger therapist, as my massage started, I could hear Sunny complaining loudly about me wanting to try someone else. My sessions with Sunny were never quite the same after that. Sometimes the spa dynamics are positive for sharing clients, but sometimes they aren't. With the therapists I connect with now, I try to let them lead on whether they share me with their colleagues.
Anyway, that's a bit about me. I'll post more (including some more timely reports) soon. Certainly feel free to reach out with questions or advice (or if you know where Sunny is!
Posted in escort forum but wanted to ask here too.
Does anyone know of a provider who does or will wear a hijab?
I've been attracted to many women who wear them but never considered fun with one. That change earlier this week while running errands. Now I have a new unicorn and a 4-day weekend to pursue it.
RyanHarvey
08-31-23, 12:56
Posted in escort forum but wanted to ask here too.
Does anyone know of a provider who does or will wear a hijab?
I've been attracted to many women who wear them but never considered fun with one. That change earlier this week while running errands. Now I have a new unicorn and a 4-day weekend to pursue it.The only girl who looks like she might actually wear one is Jasmine from Secret Temptations. She's 100% Indian and does private viewing so you'll probably only get a HJ but I could see her wearing it for you. You might have to provide it.
Pathfinder04
08-31-23, 13:58
I used to see ads for this from time to time on BP but I haven't in a long while. Does anyone have a couple they could recommend that gives massages to males?
JsppsgFun4
08-31-23, 14:17
It's been a while since I've reported some mongering reviews. Looking at my bank statements, I realized I visited more than I thought in August. I'll try to be brief, happy to share more details if needed.
ZY Massage: previously reported on this place (and need to ignore the Kevins and Karens who might see you go in). But visited again, saw Eva again with same great massage, satisfying HE (she says no FS or BJ) but could be her rules and other girls will? I saw some nice bodies on other 4 providers working that night. I left near closing time and they were cleaning up. Chinese provider who blows belief that K-AMPs are better.
Healing Touch Therapy. Off Opitz Blvd, not to be confused with Healing Therapy in Lake Ridge. Saw Penny, older MT (50 ish), not the prettiest face but nice Chinese body. Another great CMT level massage by Chinese lady. Easy to talk with, allows OTC and UTC (after the flip). She says HJ is all they give for extras. FS not provided because too risky (health & legal issues). Definitely will repeat, might even be tonight. LOL.
Rte 1 Spa K-AMP with good table shower. Saw a different Eva whom I call 'Big Eva' (versus 'Little Eva' at ZY) because taller and bigger teddies. Decent massage, naked HE, does FS but I don't partake. Total damage $$ and may repeat for non-massage fun..Thanks for the recon!
You Chooch
08-31-23, 15:54
Does anyone here remember Abbie from 11 in Herndon? She was tall, thin with a man made set of C's. She was super cute, super fun and very tight with a shaved kitty, she left about a year ago. If you know where she went, please PM me. Thanks!
You Chooch
08-31-23, 15:59
I shared my good fortune of Julie at K Therapy in Chantilly and now I can barely get in. Tried twice today and she was busy both times. I'm glad you're having fun with her, just be nice and take care of her!
I too, had many, many visits with Nalee for lots of years. Anyone know her story? Did she just decide to stay in Thailand? Someone once suggested her TH was owned by her father.Miss Nalee for sure. The best 4 hand I ever received was from her and her niece. The fact that they were related was a huge turn on. I may or may not have a video of it loll.
My first post containing any kind of current information. For quite some time, I have frequented Angel in Fairfax. Like just about everyone else, I love the consistency of service here. Nice combination of a sensual, positive attitude and sense of connection with a consistent menu. No FS here and no BJ, but everything else on the table. Linda is a wonderful woman (I agree that she is 50 ish, but looks much younger) with long sensitive nipples. She loves to do this hot breath thing over your body that is very sensual. I also enjoyed Jenny, who last I heard now works at a casino in MD and is done with massage. Mimi was another favorite — she would let me massage her and would gush at a certain point. She occasionally comes back from NY for a short while, but I haven't seen her in a while. Most of the time, it's Linda and Anna. I don't really vibe with Anna, for whatever reason. She would be the most likely to catch my eye in real life just based on looks, but I have the least connection with her. Perfectly nice, pretty woman who aims to please, though.
Pinetree in Fairfax, just a couple of doors down from Angel. This place has been wildly inconsistent for me over the years. Unlike some mongers, though, I have often had positive experiences with the fairly quickly rotating providers over the last year or so. They are on the younger side for NVa, and I like the dresses they wear that are sexier than at a lot of places. I don't generally go for FS at AMPs, but I occasionally do at Pinetree with the right provider. A couple of observations (some positive, some negative). For me, the price point here is ok (I know this is an issue for some on the board). . 6 at the door, 1. 6 tip for FS. I often can talk them down to 1. 4 (or just leave that on the table at the start to avoid negotiating all together). The FS tends to be good, not great — I always get the "too big" and "go slow" treatment. Oddly, I find that with the quick rotation the providers sometimes forget their "names. " They also leave the door wide open when they leave you to get undressed, which makes me a little uncomfortable. Finally, they seem to only change out the top towel between customers, leaving a thick blanket on the table. I try to jump over the blanket when I get on the table!
I shared my good fortune of Julie at K Therapy in Chantilly and now I can barely get in. Tried twice today and she was busy both times. I'm glad you're having fun with her, just be nice and take care of her!I generally will hit up a spot two or three times in quick succession if the provider / AMP was really good so as to enjoy at least two good sessions prior to reviewing here, based on past experience like yours.
Also, it could the person who answered the phone has a personal disagreement with Julie and is trying to steer business away from her. Have known instances of that happening at other area AMPs.
You Chooch
09-01-23, 13:53
Went back to Best today and saw Yumi again! She will be here until the 10th and will leave until mid. October and return. She said she is pretty much working everyday and they have not been that busy so your odds are pretty good of getting her. When I went today another MT answered the door, she had blonde hair and a beer belly. I asked for Yumi and she quickly obliged. If Yumi was not there or not available, I would have left. Good luck to all and stay safe!
GoodOne6969
09-01-23, 19:46
Hello. I was passing through Vienna and stopped at Bubbly and want to post a review. However, there isn't a thread for Vienna and I'd appreciate it if someone would tell me the best city thread to post it on. Thanks for your help!
Frank Digitola
09-01-23, 20:10
At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.
A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.
The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".
Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.
Mimi made quick work of the Karen and he was leaving while Lisa was tickling my acorns and asking how much I was going to tip her. I told her I only wanted a Hugh Jackman and she asked me if I wanted to bang. I declined while simultaneously reaching up her skirt and grabbing what was surprisingly a nice, jiggly, meaty booty. It was so pleasant to the touch I was a tad startled. Mimi came to the door and checked in with some indecipherable Chinese. It is at this point that I decided to go big air. I asked Lisa to call Mimi into the room and she complied. Once in she apologized for the earlier inconvenience. I assure her that the apologies are unnecessary, but that I have a different problem. "I have fallen in love with two women in one night and now I don't know what to do. " This joke was a success and laughs were had. I ask if I can pay the difference for 30 minutes of 4 hand so that they can both join the finish. They agree to the finish for tips but declined to extra house due to the Karen incident. Shoutout to them for customer service.
Four hand was the absolute last thing I cared about. My main concern was getting to Mimi's teds. They both agreed to pop their teddies out. Lisa's were okay. Mimi flopped hers out and they were a marvelous, meaty sight. As per usual, your Google search for comparison is "Anri Okita JAV". Anri is 5'6". If you imagine what those teddies you see in Google images would look like on a 4'11" Chinese 48 year old with a cat face, then you have Mimi. Reaching up both skirts reveals that neither of them had on panties. Mimi's ass is as unremarkable as Lisa's teddies.
They take turns tugging me and both had good technique. I'm squeezing thick teddies and jiggling meaty ass as they stroke away and rub oil all over my balls. I'm having too much fun and I'm not paying attention to finishing. Mimi makes her way down to Jr. And starts smacking her teddies with him. I ask for the ted bang and she gives it to me. Lisa caresses and scratches me all over my chest and shoulders. I haven't been paying an iota of attention to her so I take a break from my ted gaze, look at her and tell her that she's beautiful. I'm harder than the Valkyrie boss fights in God of War and before long I shoot Super Saiyan ropes all over this poor woman's teds and neck. 7 house, 7 to each of them.
I got dressed and they returned to the room to refresh it. I was given a water bottle and a big hug by both of them. I asked if I could come back to see them again. Mimi said and I quote "Yes. Next time you should fuck us. " This reply sufficiently sent me to my car with a boner. But my fresh boner and water bottle were not the only thing I took with me to my car. I also carried a conundrum. The entitled patron who shared 8303 with me, although briefly, annoyed me greatly. His stunt was so maddening that I wished I were Guile from Street Fighter so that I could Flash Kick him across the forehead. His stunt however was the vehicle by which I had a soul sapping, four hand pop with handfuls of meaty T&A. So is it "Screw you" or "Thank you"? I don't know. All I know is that it's update time.
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.
2. Amanda at Queen Spa. Playful, firecracker Chinese provider. "Nene Tanaka jjda-024" is your Google search. Teddies look like those on the cover with long, thick nipples.
3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae definefetish" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples. Second biggest teds in the HOF.
4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.
5. Mimi at 8303. Late 40's something Chinese provider. Teddies like Anri Okita. Third biggest. 8303 used to be a revolving door. Hopefully she sticks around.
6. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.
7. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.
8. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.
9. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.
Almost back to 10 brahs.
Pinetree in Fairfax, just a couple of doors down from Angel.Nice write ups on the dueling spas in Fairfax. I was recently at Angel but due to some confusion I drew Anna while Linda ran an errand. I've been with her before and agree with you that she's just not all that whereas Linda knows how to bring the magi. I declined and went a couple doors down to PT where I drew Tina. Pleasant looking 40-something with a fit body. All about business and we agreed to CBJ for 120 plus the house fee of 60. But first I made her squeeze in a TS and half decent back rub. The service was OK. Nothing remarkable.
Is there someone else at PT you would recommend instead?
Hello. I was passing through Vienna and stopped at Bubbly and want to post a review. However, there isn't a thread for Vienna and I'd appreciate it if someone would tell me the best city thread to post it on. Thanks for your help!Use this Northern Virginia MP forum. That covers Fairfax County (Vienna is a town in Fairfax), Arlington County, Alexandria, Fairfax City, Falls Church. Loudoun and Prince William Counties, Manassas, and Manassas Park.
GoodOne6969
09-02-23, 00:24
Use this Northern Virginia MP forum. That covers Fairfax County (Vienna is a town in Fairfax), Arlington County, Alexandria, Fairfax City, Falls Church. Loudoun and Prince William Counties, Manassas, and Manassas Park.Thank you. I really appreciate it. Review is forthcoming.
VaughnBraun
09-02-23, 12:33
At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.
A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage.Dang, Frankie!
8303 totally left my memory. I used to go by there pre-Covid for convenience and cost. I did not know it was still in business. Do they advertise? I am sure I lost their number.
Your narrative proves that we should always be nice to the ladies. If I am in Merrifield on business, I will have to see if Mimi is still there.
Thanks for the tale and the new HOF entrant.
Vaughn.
Saw an add for Bubbly Spa along Gallows Rd. I was running an errand nearby so decided to check it out. Greeted at the door by older MMS. Asked her to show me who would be taking care of me. There were a few minutes of Korean in the back until she produced Bibi, granny with too much makeup on her face. She didn't seem too surprised when I politely and promptly led me out the door.
I wonder if GoodOne had better luck?
TechnoBroker20
09-02-23, 16:13
This is a shot in the dark, but I was wondering if anyone knows of a girl that goes by the name of.
Susie in any of the parlors. She might be an MMS by now, but she used to work at Hannah's in Ellicot City.
Would love to find her. She went by the name "Young" in Ellicott City.
Does anyone know where Coco from GG in Tysons went? I used to see her regular for the best massage and more. Then one day a few months ago she disappear. Of course, they say she left. I wonder if she went somewhere else? That girl has amazing hands.
Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.
FriendlyTravel
09-04-23, 03:17
Went back to Best today and saw Yumi again! She will be here until the 10th and will leave until mid. October and return. She said she is pretty much working everyday and they have not been that busy so your odds are pretty good of getting her. When I went today another MT answered the door, she had blonde hair and a beer belly. I asked for Yumi and she quickly obliged. If Yumi was not there or not available, I would have left. Good luck to all and stay safe!I'm going to visit best this week. Can you describe yumi and what services she does. Does she do BBBJ or CBJ?
Drodgers11
09-04-23, 12:10
Went to Crystal Water massage in crystal city for an honest massage (sore AF from a work conference and travel this week), massage was good but surprisingly tons of teasing. She knew what she was doing and kept doing it. Did HH then added extra HH when she kind of implied it'd be focused on lower body and it was. Even on flip lots of teasing right around with the sheet there and kind of just moving it around. Stretching too. That was awesome. But then no extras at the end when I asked (wasn't fully enclosed private rooms so not surprised).
Does anyone know of other places that are like that but do offer HE if you beg? Weirdly this is my favorite type of massage. Ones where it's less "Obviously" a sex operation and more discreet teasing. The teasing is almost better than the HE for me.
I seek: A place that is mostly legit but offers HE only after tons of teasing and if they do Thai stretching that would be awesome. One of the best ways to tease.
Drodgers11
09-04-23, 15:02
Went in looking for a great massage because sore from long conference at work. Surprised by the amount of teasing. Convinced me to go an extra 30 min so that she'd do lower body and it was worth it. BUT no HE.
What gets me off is the teasing and the *potential* of extras. At crystal water massage and got that but no HE.
Anything that's semi legit like the masseuse is gradually teasing more and more and then if you beg there's a HJ? That's what I'm into.
Drodgers11
09-04-23, 15:35
What a great massage seriously. Finally got a chance to have Linda Massage me and oh boy. She really has some skills and actually knows what she is doing which is a plus. She is such a sweetheart. May Wellness in Fairfax off of Main St. Too bad sunny is no longer that, but she has 2 new girls, Coco and Mimi. They are some jewels to IMHO. This place is very reliable, at least for me it. Has been. I would definitely add them to your list of visit for nice eye candy and massage.Do they tease plenty during the massage?
Would anyone happen to know if Amy that was at Imperial Therapy surfaced elsewhere? I understand Imperial Therapy has closed, though haven't went to see with my own eyes, the phone number associated with the place is no longer in service. Thanks.
Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.Is Grace now recruiting people to create fake accounts and advertise for her on here? LOL if she was that good, she wouldn't need shills to post fake reviews for her. Smh.
Nice write ups on the dueling spas in Fairfax. I was recently at Angel but due to some confusion I drew Anna while Linda ran an errand. I've been with her before and agree with you that she's just not all that whereas Linda knows how to bring the magi. I declined and went a couple doors down to PT where I drew Tina. Pleasant looking 40-something with a fit body. All about business and we agreed to CBJ for 120 plus the house fee of 60. But first I made her squeeze in a TS and half decent back rub. The service was OK. Nothing remarkable.
Is there someone else at PT you would recommend instead?No, they seem to rotate out monthly, and I haven't been there in a month. So I don't think anyone I've seen is still there, unless they are back for another round. There has been a sugar and a happy over the last year that I have liked there, but neither is still there. Sorry I don't have better intel!
PeninsulaJack
09-04-23, 21:04
I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!
I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!Four Block Walk to Lara, Private Condo. Very good massage. PM if you want more.
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/lara-351932
Search Lara for reviews here.
PM if you want more.
Thus far, I have focused on AMPs. Just wanted to provide a review on a favorite BP advertiser working out of an apartment near Tyson's when she is in town. Kendall is an attractive, sexy woman who provides a very good massage with a great attitude. Nice combination of human friendliness and sensuality. In my experience, she will get naked, but FS is not on the table. Thin, nice bolt ons. She does have a vibrator that she likes that she got out and played with once with me, which was fun. Highly recommend among the independents.
WillGuyMar
09-05-23, 06:14
I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!I'm afraid you (20's) is barely a thing here, if at all. Unicorns sometimes appear, but like I said. Unicorns. There's really nothing accessible by Metro. This is city with a ton of AMPs, but very little decent selection. Need to go to New York for the good stuff.
I will join the chorus about May, and add some observations. Like Angel, there is a consistent high level of service here, within established limits. Providers will get naked, but no FS or BJ (at least for me). Providers come in and out, but most are good. Sonny is my favorite. Very friendly, aims to please, great skinny body. Sensitive nipples. She comes in periodically for fairly short stints. Mimi, who is there right now, is also very good. Thin. Trimmed. Nice small breasts. Got naked first time with me. I also recommend Nicole, the MMS, who won't get completely naked (with me at least) but wears a sexy onesy and will allow full roaming. She is a good person to know — once she knows what you like, she will go out of her way to recommend new providers she thinks you will like.
AsssManKramer
09-05-23, 10:28
I've read lots of intriguing reports lately, but I decided to visit One as I'm familiar with the service they provide as well as the MMS and Apple. There's a sign by the door in the waiting area stating they're now doing temperature checks due to an increase in Covid cases. MMS checked my temp, went to the room and met Minnie. She reminds me of Coffee in terms of looks. Early 30's, skinny K girl (grew up in Korea then moved to LA) with D's up top and not as much in the back (it's just enough to grab onto). Thorough TS, sauna for a few minutes, then back to the room for a quick massage. I paid before the TS so we went straight into the extracurricular activities. Foreplay not as good as Coffee's, but still pretty good. Played around in multiple positions and finished in doggy while admiring the show in the mirror. I'll return before too long.
Was ACS shopping this morning and came across an ad on Bedpage for a new AMP in Fairfax. I ended up calling up a bunch of new to me ACSs in Springfield and they all ended up being in the Motel6 so I popped in and out of at least three rooms until I settled on Tina and provided her with a cream sauce lunch.
Getting back into my truck I remembered the AMP ad and headed over to Main Street even though Jr was happy and content. Arrived and discovered it is right next door to Eastern Spa (a place I haven't visited since tattooed BBFS and BBBJCIM Sophia left). So I go up the stairs at the next building to find a door just marked with the three letters S P A. The door flies open and I was met by a 30 something petite Taiwan girl with no tits and a big round ass. She pulled me in and gave me a LFK and grabbed Jr while I grabbed some ass before we even said hi.
In the room I gave her 50 for. HHr and laid face up while she was still in the room. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I said no so she started on Jr while I grabbed some ass. The dress came off without a word of encouragement and she massaged in just her bra and panties before she asked me if I wanted Boon Boom. Yes was the response from me and she said 140 and I countered 120 (my personal limit). She ran out for a hat and returned for a fairly long BBBJ before putting it on. Then came DATY and standing MISH but with just 30 minutes after providing Tina with lunch it was not happening. She had me lay down for what I thought was a HJ finish but she ripped off the hat and went back to BBBJ. She then switched to 69 with my FIHA and that really got me going and led to some more DATY so I stood up and was slapping her with Jr when we both helped it slide in BB. Enjoyed BBFS for a while but still no finish so we agreed for me to cum back another day. A very enjoyable session with visuals of her big round ass from the mirror mounted on the wall. I always turn up the light when paying the house fee and tip claiming bad eyesight and then leave it up so I can see her face while fucking.
After the deed we both walked naked to the bathroom for a mutual stand-up shower as this is a one lady show and no one else was in the Spa. Her name is Amy and she is worth a visit. 50 house HHr and 120 tip.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/11092-main-st-103-fairfax/23059929.html
Thus far, I have focused on AMPs. Just wanted to provide a review on a favorite BP advertiser working out of an apartment near Tyson's when she is in town. Kendall is an attractive, sexy woman who provides a very good massage with a great attitude. Nice combination of human friendliness and sensuality. In my experience, she will get naked, but FS is not on the table. Thin, nice bolt ons. She does have a vibrator that she likes that she got out and played with once with me, which was fun. Highly recommend among the independents.Thanks for the intro, can you share the entree?
What did she do? What did you pay? Link?
Thanks for the intro, can you share the entree?
What did she do? What did you pay? Link?Sorry! Kendall advertises on BP when she is in town. Right now she is not. I generally pay $1.8 for 60 min massage and naked HJ with Kendall.
Here's a different theme — some places I've hoped for more but only gotten massage.
1. Oasis in Annandale. I like getting massage from both Sophia and Wendy here. Sophia once put an impossibly small washcloth over me, but despite what that resulted in, did not offer more. Wendy will massage around the base and encourage DIY. So I stick to massage there.
2. Other places where I haven't even gotten that far: California massage and tea in McLean, crystal spa and Thai healing house in Herndon. Both crystal and Thai healing house provided great massage, but no extras other than maybe a quick pat over the sheet right before saying "all done. ".
Of course, always interested to hear if mothers have found more at any of these places, as, as always, YMMV.
Haven't been back here in a while because of previous bad experience. But heard from a friend they got some new girls.
My experience with Lisa at Green Spa was indeed a memorable one. As I entered the spa, I was greeted by Lisa, a striking woman who looked to be in her late twenties. Her straight hair, cascading down to her mid-back, framed her youthful face beautifully. Lisa guided me to the massage room. Her massage technique was exceptional. The pressure she applied was just right, easing away the stress of the day.
When it was time to flip over, her gentle touch was turning me on. Her body, particularly her C-cup breasts, was great to feel at as she was giving me the rub and tug. The classic Mish felt incredibly intimate as Lisa maintained eye contact. Switching to doggy style, the view of her back and the rhythm we found added to the thrill.
Throughout the session, Lisa remained professional, ensuring my comfort and satisfaction without ever crossing any boundaries. Leaving Green Spa, I felt a sense of rejuvenation that was both physical and mental. Lisa's combination of skilled massage techniques and sensual intimacy made the experience truly unforgettable.I live in MD and I'm interested to know where is Green spa.
FriendlyTravel
09-06-23, 01:45
Was ACS shopping this morning and came across an ad on Bedpage for a new AMP in Fairfax. I ended up calling up a bunch of new to me ACSs in Springfield and they all ended up being in the Motel6 so I popped in and out of at least three rooms until I settled on Tina and provided her with a cream sauce lunch.
Getting back into my truck I remembered the AMP ad and headed over to Main Street even though Jr was happy and content. Arrived and discovered it is right next door to Eastern Spa (a place I haven't visited since tattooed BBFS and BBBJCIM Sophia left). So I go up the stairs at the next building to find a door just marked with the three letters S P A. The door flies open and I was met by a 30 something petite Taiwan girl with no tits and a big round ass. She pulled me in and gave me a LFK and grabbed Jr while I grabbed some ass before we even said hi.
In the room I gave her 50 for. HHr and laid face up while she was still in the room. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I said no so she started on Jr while I grabbed some ass. The dress came off without a word of encouragement and she massaged in just her bra and panties before she asked me if I wanted Boon Boom. Yes was the response from me and she said 140 and I countered 120 (my personal limit). She ran out for a hat and returned for a fairly long BBBJ before putting it on. Then came DATY and standing MISH but with just 30 minutes after providing Tina with lunch it was not happening. She had me lay down for what I thought was a HJ finish but she ripped off the hat and went back to BBBJ. She then switched to 69 with my FIHA and that really got me going and led to some more DATY so I stood up and was slapping her with Jr when we both helped it slide in BB. Enjoyed BBFS for a while but still no finish so we agreed for me to cum back another day. A very enjoyable session with visuals of her big round ass from the mirror mounted on the wall. I always turn up the light when paying the house fee and tip claiming bad eyesight and then leave it up so I can see her face while fucking.
After the deed we both walked naked to the bathroom for a mutual stand-up shower as this is a one lady show and no one else was in the Spa. Her name is Amy and she is worth a visit. 50 house HHr and 120 tip.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/11092-main-st-103-fairfax/23059929.htmlIs the Taiwan girl with big ass what was her name?
You mentioned you stopped at a couple stops before but was the provider named Tina?
I've read lots of intriguing reports lately, but I decided to visit One as I'm familiar with the service they provide as well as the MMS and Apple. There's a sign by the door in the waiting area stating they're now doing temperature checks due to an increase in Covid cases. MMS checked my temp, went to the room and met Minnie. She reminds me of Coffee in terms of looks. Early 30's, skinny K girl (grew up in Korea then moved to LA) with D's up top and not as much in the back (it's just enough to grab onto). Thorough TS, sauna for a few minutes, then back to the room for a quick massage. I paid before the TS so we went straight into the extracurricular activities. Foreplay not as good as Coffee's, but still pretty good. Played around in multiple positions and finished in doggy while admiring the show in the mirror. I'll return before too long.I have been a long time lurker but never tried any AMPs, thanks to you I have taken courage to visit the One. Your description was on point and I had a good time. Would love to see few more cute woman like Minnie or Apple, if any one has any suggestions.
I live in MD and I'm interested to know where is Green spa.I would be a little weary. Both DaddyKarma and Sekkusume's post from yesterday are very similar sounding for spas in Herndon. The wording in them is not what I'd consider a normal writing style and how coincidental that they both are for new young providers in VA, which is a unicorn.
I would be a little weary. Both DaddyKarma and Sekkusume's post from yesterday are very similar sounding for spas in Herndon. The wording in them is not what I'd consider a normal writing style and how coincidental that they both are for new young providers in VA, which is a unicorn.I too got the shill feeling reading those recent reviews. Actually it's pretty obvious those are shill reviews.
I live in MD and I'm interested to know where is Green spa.If you are in MD, you have some serious spinners / options near you. Read the MD Forum for PG.
TalkAggressive
09-06-23, 13:46
Is the Taiwan girl with big ass what was her name?
You mentioned you stopped at a couple stops before but was the provider named Tina?I believe he said Amy. I called yesterday to make an appointment for early today but they send me an address with a different location than mention. When I got there I was greeted by an older Chinese Lady that pretended to he Amy but didn't fit the description (no ass).
When I mention I wanted Amy she just said she wasn't available until 12.
So I had to decline.
Best of luck to you.
Hey can anyone give me good suggestions where the girl isn't fat and around early 30's around sterling?
I too got the shill feeling reading those recent reviews. Actually it's pretty obvious those are shill reviews.100% shill. I wonder if both have the same owner.
Ever went somewhere, and the first time you thought everything was just great? Then the second time, reality sunk in? Well the first visit was pretty decent, pics real, etc. But the second time, I noticed things I didn't notice on the first trip. That same purple sheet you see in the link had a terrible smell as if it had not been washed in months. I was so uncomfortable, I couldn't lay flat down and basically flipped and just asked for the NOVA so I could get out of there after less than 5 minutes of being there. She didn't like that, and caught a small attitude so I laid on my side. You know I'm getting soft (no pun intended) because the old me would have said do you smell these sheets? She was cute though. However, I'm so big on hygiene that I can't return.
To be fair, this was for the Javier Rd location, didn't get an opportunity to visit the Arlington Blvd location. As always, YMMV.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/fairfax-va/23048097.html
Harold Myers
09-06-23, 20:05
This appears to be Baby Hua. And that is the same sheet, different location. I believe she used to work out of Fairfax. The photos are her style.
But what gave it away was her attitude that you just posted.
She may seem alone but she is not. I've witnessed it. She has a handler that is parked right outside. I've seen him drop her off and wait for her until the session ends, then drive off into the sunset.
Ever went somewhere, and the first time you thought everything was just great? Then the second time, reality sunk in? Well the first visit was pretty decent, pics real, etc. But the second time, I noticed things I didn't notice on the first trip. That same purple sheet you see in the link had a terrible smell as if it had not been washed in months. I was so uncomfortable, I couldn't lay flat down and basically flipped and just asked for the NOVA so I could get out of there after less than 5 minutes of being there. She didn't like that, and caught a small attitude so I laid on my side. You know I'm getting soft (no pun intended) because the old me would have said do you smell these sheets? She was cute though. However, I'm so big on hygiene that I can't return.
To be fair, this was for the Javier Rd location, didn't get an opportunity to visit the Arlington Blvd location. As always, YMMV.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/fairfax-va/23048097.html
Decided to try the new spot next to eastern, but apparently "Amy" left and went back to NY. So I decided to walk down over to Eastern.
Rang the bell and got "E-why", couldn't really get her name but she was okay looking, missing a few teeth, but overall okay body and face.
Probably in her 40's.
Skipped the massage and went straight to play.
Paid $50 for hhr.
Started off with CBJ then into 5 minutes of AR. If you're into AR, she was top tier.
Got off the table, and did some standing cg and mish for a little.
Finished with her AR and HJ, great multitasker.
Tipped $130, decent experience.
Looks 6/10 face wise. Definitely better looking than the normal providers.
Body 6/10. Great for her age.
Service 9/10, open to anything.
I also visited May Wellness recently and drew Coco.
Was able to get a nice Russian into a COF. YMMV.
Tipped $100.
Disappointing report from Warrenton Day Spa today. I'm new to the hobby and I've been here a handful of times and have usually had a nice time with Amy or May. Today I had someone new and the whole thing felt rushed. I paid for the hour and she gave a solid PM and the HE was good, the only problem was the flip happened about 20 minutes into the massage and afterwards the whole massage kinda ended. I've had quick flips with Amy before but usually she will massage me for the remainder of the time. Today I only had about a half hour despite paying for the hour.
I tried to make an appointment to see Bella today because I was in the area but they weren't answering their phones. As someone new to the hobby, what's the best way to ask for someone else if you didn't have a good time with a provider?Went today and saw Amy. 30 minutes paid 50 house. She did about 5 minutes of what I will call stretching and pushing. Then she went right to soft touch which was nice because she really was rubbing all the right spots. She had me get up on all 4 and she started a PM and stroking me as if she was milking a cow. She did this for a while and I shot a rope without orgasm because of the PM pressure. After about 10 minutes of that I decided to roll over and she continued to sroke and massage my hole for 5 minutes untili sht a monster load all over her arm, my leg and chest. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and pushed me out the door. Tip 40.
No real massage, only 20 minutes of the 30 paid for. 15 minutes play time was enjoyable though.
I tried hitting this spot up today, as a walk-in during the lunch hour, after reading a review of this place reporting on a provider wearing some shorts (a rare uniform of choice for Chinese AMPs around here where the majority of the Chinese parlor providers prefer to wear leggings). It looks to be a one-woman shop as the woman who came out from the back said they were busy and to come back in 40 minutes. I just nodded and left, having other things to do. She was wearing this loose leather pants that went to her calves. She was slim and ok looking, older, but her attire didn't convince me to hang out in Warrenton for 40 more minutes. Will visit another time when I'm in the area.
I am always turned on to find Asian parlor providers dress in some short shorts- they are trying to strut their stuff like a hen attracting a cock bird and attempting to be a little slutty LOL.Haveyou tried to go back? Wondering if Nova that I recieved was all that's on the menu.
Had another fun time yesterday with Sarah at J&Y in Burke. I frequent this establishment and most of the time I call ahead and ask who's working but this time, I didn't call ahead and trusted the luck of the draw. I went up the steps and rang the doorbell. Door opens to the tall and lovely Sarah. She was dressed in heels and a black nightie. Her looks are still deceiving. Sometimes she looks like she's 50, sometimes she looks like she's under 30 -- it all depends on how the light hits her face. Her body is banging in any light. She takes me to the room and takes the house fee for an hour. As I do sometimes when I'm familiar with a provider, I went ahead and also gave her my donation for her services.
She takes me to the shower and gives me the best shower I've had in years. Every inch, every crevice, of my body was sparking clean. It was so good that I had to compliment her for the fabulous shower. Afterwards, she takes me directly to back to the room. The sauna is skipped (its a thousand degrees outside so I didn't mind it). I needed a massage so I went in face down and let her do her magic. Her massage has improved 10-fold since the last time I saw her. Pressure was very good, long slow strokes, it was very therapeutic.
The transition to the main event was seamless since I already gave her my donation. Sarah was like a girlfriend who has not seen me for months. Very sensual BBBJ for a few minutes and then with the cover for more sensual CBJ. She mounts me cowgirl and works it low and slow. She brings her face close to mine and I go in for a DFK and she didn't shy away. It was so hot, I almost popped in the bag! This went on for a few minutes until I had to tell her my turn (or else I would've popped). I bang her in mish for a few minutes until I couldn't hold it any longer.
She cleans me up and proceeds to give me a nice foot massage followed by a head massage -- all topless. She says all done and tells me to take my time as she leaves the room. I looked at the clock and we went 5 minutes over time. Time well spent. She works Tuesday to Saturday (with minimal changes in schedule). Stay safe and be kind to the ladies.
...I noticed things I didn't notice on the first trip. That same purple sheet you see in the link....
I can't return.
To be fair, this was for the Javier Rd location, didn't get an opportunity to visit the Arlington Blvd location. As always, YMMV.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/fairfax-va/23048097.htmlBoy, did this report cause me to get another shower. The "purple sheet" triggered my memory. That was where I went for my very first experience into the mongering hobby a year ago.
Hope she's changed or washed this sheet since then.
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Boy, did this report cause me to get another shower. The "purple sheet" triggered my memory. That was where I went for my very first experience into the mongering hobby a year ago.
Hope she's changed or washed this sheet since then.
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I just kept pounding her until pop #2 comes and she says time up.
I lay on top of her with full body weight until she pushes me off and when I pulled out the bag slipped off and stayed in her pussy. When she raised up and the fluids spilled out on her purple sheets. While I cleaned up without her help and got dressed I watched her dab the purple sheets with tissue and straighten the bed. That is when I threw up a little in my mouth.LOL. I hope she changed them after my visit and before yours.
I live in MD and I'm interested to know where is Green spa.Green spa is the one at Stuart Pro Village. Like Elden St and enter off of Laurel Way. Near the Fairfax Radiology Breast Center.
Piggybacking on DaddyKarma, Nini was there when I went. I'd say she was mid thirties. Had a really nice rack. Bigger and more plump than most Asian girls. Had that brownish / orangeish hair dye. I plowed the absolute shit out of her. So damn tight. A screamer. Yelled some profanity in Chinese because my shit was wide hahaa. Her English was good. She was a good sport and a real good time. I'll have to try Lisa next time at Green Spa if she still around.
Haveyou tried to go back? Wondering if Nova that I recieved was all that's on the menu.Yes. I posted a review. Then went back a second time a few days later. Jessica does a good edging which made me shoot a big load but she also said she is working for tips so she isn't going to be satisfied with a 40 tip. Her edging fills a niche that I seek out however she expects a little too much for tips. I got to suck on her small tits the second time I went. Not going to make this one of my normal rotations.
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons/23060756.html
Has anyone partaken? She's advertised on BP for a while but no reviews here or on the other site. Any intel is appreciated. Thanks.
A first for me. I stopped in on a Spa in Springfield (DM for details if interested). Had a lovely time with my provider. Because of age and ED, I'm no longer a FS guy but instead enjoy my release time exploring, sucking the tits, DATY, etc. This provider was all in. Very arousing tit on butt and back rub. On the flip, she was already completely naked. Got 69 going. Finished then the oddity. She warm towel cleaned me off and provided me with a cup of mouth wash. A first for me. Should I be concerned?
A first for me. I stopped in on a Spa in Springfield (DM for details if interested). Had a lovely time with my provider. Because of age and ED, I'm no longer a FS guy but instead enjoy my release time exploring, sucking the tits, DATY, etc. This provider was all in. Very arousing tit on butt and back rub. On the flip, she was already completely naked. Got 69 going. Finished then the oddity. She warm towel cleaned me off and provided me with a cup of mouth wash. A first for me. Should I be concerned?The mouthwash has a long history in Korean mongering since before I started back in the 1980's. It is customary to share a small paper cup of Listerine before and after the act to freshen up ones breath and get the taste of pussy off your tongue. The current flavor is blue Listerine hence the name "Blur Toast". Nothing to worry about, just good service.
A first for me. I stopped in on a Spa in Springfield (DM for details if interested). Had a lovely time with my provider. Because of age and ED, I'm no longer a FS guy but instead enjoy my release time exploring, sucking the tits, DATY, etc. This provider was all in. Very arousing tit on butt and back rub. On the flip, she was already completely naked. Got 69 going. Finished then the oddity. She warm towel cleaned me off and provided me with a cup of mouth wash. A first for me. Should I be concerned?I've had this offered to me more than a few times after DATY. I don't have scientific data to support my theory, but comparing the ones who did versus didn't offer mouth wash has good correlation with those who orgasmed versus those who faked it.
So if offered, take it as a compliment that you drained her juices and she doesn't want you going home with pussy juice on your breath.
I pride myself on my DATY game. Mouth wash is standard operating procedure at the spas that I frequent. I know I have done a good job when my face and hair are soaked and glistening like a Krispy Kreme donut.
I've had this offered to me more than a few times after DATY. I don't have scientific data to support my theory, but comparing the ones who did versus didn't offer mouth wash has good correlation with those who orgasmed versus those who faked it.
So if offered, take it as a compliment that you drained her juices and she doesn't want you going home with pussy juice on your breath.
DoctorDoctor
09-08-23, 19:53
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons/23060756.html
Has anyone partaken? She's advertised on BP for a while but no reviews here or on the other site. Any intel is appreciated. Thanks.She's part of a Thai group. Think Carter was part but not 100% sure.
Back to Diana. She's sweet, a bit older than pics, still pretty. Communicates well. My experience was ok. But that's more me the. Her. Try her and report back.
The mouthwash has a long history in Korean mongering since before I started back in the 1980's. It is customary to share a small paper cup of Listerine before and after the act to freshen up ones breath and get the taste of pussy off your tongue. The current flavor is blue Listerine hence the name "Blur Toast". Nothing to worry about, just good service.You're right! It was blue mouthwash!!
Rreemptivecum
09-09-23, 09:27
I hadn't been to here for a while. Back this week and called them and was walking in the door 30 minutes later. Grace hugged me in the room, took the fee, and as I was undressing and she came in. She looked good in her very skimpy pink outfit and also gave me a very suggestive hug. She's very friendly.
The massage was intense; she worked hard on my shoulders and definitely got rid of some knots there that have been bugging me. She also allowed for plenty to roaming up and down her incredibly smooth thighs and up above.
After a bit of teasing she had me turn over and off fell the few clothes she had on. Some intense oral and my fingers found themselves probing and being wanted in places that make me want to come back very soon. She's also incredibly tight and totally got into the moment. Grace may be in her early 40's, she knows how to enjoy herself, and make sure who's with her does too.
DeeMoney23
09-09-23, 11:23
Bruh, you really need to head out to McClean and go see Bella for a refresher. It's criminal that you don't have her in your HOF. Her teddies are literally perfection!
At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.
A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.
The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".
Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.
Mimi made quick work of the Karen and he was leaving while Lisa was tickling my acorns and asking how much I was going to tip her. I told her I only wanted a Hugh Jackman and she asked me if I wanted to bang. I declined while simultaneously reaching up her skirt and grabbing what was surprisingly a nice, jiggly, meaty booty. It was so pleasant to the touch I was a tad startled. Mimi came to the door and checked in with some indecipherable Chinese. It is at this point that I decided to go big air. I asked Lisa to call Mimi into the room and she complied. Once in she apologized for the earlier inconvenience. I assure her that the apologies are unnecessary, but that I have a different problem. "I have fallen in love with two women in one night and now I don't know what to do. " This joke was a success and laughs were had. I ask if I can pay the difference for 30 minutes of 4 hand so that they can both join the finish. They agree to the finish for tips but declined to extra house due to the Karen incident. Shoutout to them for customer service.
Four hand was the absolute last thing I cared about. My main concern was getting to Mimi's teds. They both agreed to pop their teddies out. Lisa's were okay. Mimi flopped hers out and they were a marvelous, meaty sight. As per usual, your Google search for comparison is "Anri Okita JAV". Anri is 5'6". If you imagine what those teddies you see in Google images would look like on a 4'11" Chinese 48 year old with a cat face, then you have Mimi. Reaching up both skirts reveals that neither of them had on panties. Mimi's ass is as unremarkable as Lisa's teddies.
They take turns tugging me and both had good technique. I'm squeezing thick teddies and jiggling meaty ass as they stroke away and rub oil all over my balls. I'm having too much fun and I'm not paying attention to finishing. Mimi makes her way down to Jr. And starts smacking her teddies with him. I ask for the ted bang and she gives it to me. Lisa caresses and scratches me all over my chest and shoulders. I haven't been paying an iota of attention to her so I take a break from my ted gaze, look at her and tell her that she's beautiful. I'm harder than the Valkyrie boss fights in God of War and before long I shoot Super Saiyan ropes all over this poor woman's teds and neck. 7 house, 7 to each of them.
I got dressed and they returned to the room to refresh it. I was given a water bottle and a big hug by both of them. I asked if I could come back to see them again. Mimi said and I quote "Yes. Next time you should fuck us. " This reply sufficiently sent me to my car with a boner. But my fresh boner and water bottle were not the only thing I took with me to my car. I also carried a conundrum. The entitled patron who shared 8303 with me, although briefly, annoyed me greatly. His stunt was so maddening that I wished I were Guile from Street Fighter so that I could Flash Kick him across the forehead. His stunt however was the vehicle by which I had a soul sapping, four hand pop with handfuls of meaty T&A. So is it "Screw you" or "Thank you"? I don't know. All I know is that it's update time.
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.
2. Amanda at Queen Spa. Playful, firecracker Chinese provider. "Nene Tanaka jjda-024" is your Google search. Teddies look like those on the cover with long, thick nipples.
3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae definefetish" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples. Second biggest teds in the HOF.
4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.
5. Mimi at 8303. Late 40's something Chinese provider. Teddies like Anri Okita. Third biggest. 8303 used to be a revolving door. Hopefully she sticks around.
6. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.
7. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.
8. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.
9. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.
Almost back to 10 brahs.
RyanMillerArt
09-09-23, 12:22
So I just was tired of AMPs and wanted to try a Latina location. I kept seeing ads for the DMV providers and decided on Luna since Kayla was supposed to be gone (turns out she's still around). I like older women anyhow and she doesn't hide that she is mature. She's in Alexandria proper at a regular spa (not with Magi, Kayla etc), so she has "regular" spa pricing of $120. FHOH is too far for me, as it was already a hike to get to Luna so I opted to go. Luna has intentionally salt and pepper hair, which was long. Something I like at the least. Nice face, and is likely in 50's. She was kind, able to chit chat without it being awkward, and had a real good massage technique that actually was helpful. She is a little plump, but wears it well, and has both a nice bottom and nice Ds. I found her personality was warm and I enjoyed my time. Also, she speaks English well, and we had no problem communicating. On the flip, before I said anything, she was firm that only the standard NOVA is offered, and she got down to lace undies. I just needed nurturing instead and went for cuddles, which she made feel natural. Her hands were ever so slightly sandpapery, but that also made her light touch better somehow. Sorry guys if I go for a different ending than most seem to go for, but I left nurtured and maybe this report'll help someone. I tipped. 5, seemed fine.
I haven't seen much on Magi, Cielo, and Alexis, in this forum and wondered if anyone had more intel on looks and personality? A Google review said Kiara is not good, but I have no idea if it's trustworthy. I think I will one day have to go to FHOH, but I fear it's a place you have to go more than once in order to open up a NOVA sort of experience.
MarcusGoinsBig
09-09-23, 12:51
Is pure fucking GOLD. Thank you, Sir. .
At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.
A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.
The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".
Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.
Mimi made quick work of the Karen and he was leaving while Lisa was tickling my acorns and asking how much I was going to tip her. I told her I only wanted a Hugh Jackman and she asked me if I wanted to bang. I declined while simultaneously reaching up her skirt and grabbing what was surprisingly a nice, jiggly, meaty booty. It was so pleasant to the touch I was a tad startled. Mimi came to the door and checked in with some indecipherable Chinese. It is at this point that I decided to go big air. I asked Lisa to call Mimi into the room and she complied. Once in she apologized for the earlier inconvenience. I assure her that the apologies are unnecessary, but that I have a different problem. "I have fallen in love with two women in one night and now I don't know what to do. " This joke was a success and laughs were had. I ask if I can pay the difference for 30 minutes of 4 hand so that they can both join the finish. They agree to the finish for tips but declined to extra house due to the Karen incident. Shoutout to them for customer service.
Four hand was the absolute last thing I cared about. My main concern was getting to Mimi's teds. They both agreed to pop their teddies out. Lisa's were okay. Mimi flopped hers out and they were a marvelous, meaty sight. As per usual, your Google search for comparison is "Anri Okita JAV". Anri is 5'6". If you imagine what those teddies you see in Google images would look like on a 4'11" Chinese 48 year old with a cat face, then you have Mimi. Reaching up both skirts reveals that neither of them had on panties. Mimi's ass is as unremarkable as Lisa's teddies.
They take turns tugging me and both had good technique. I'm squeezing thick teddies and jiggling meaty ass as they stroke away and rub oil all over my balls. I'm having too much fun and I'm not paying attention to finishing. Mimi makes her way down to Jr. And starts smacking her teddies with him. I ask for the ted bang and she gives it to me. Lisa caresses and scratches me all over my chest and shoulders. I haven't been paying an iota of attention to her so I take a break from my ted gaze, look at her and tell her that she's beautiful. I'm harder than the Valkyrie boss fights in God of War and before long I shoot Super Saiyan ropes all over this poor woman's teds and neck. 7 house, 7 to each of them.
I got dressed and they returned to the room to refresh it. I was given a water bottle and a big hug by both of them. I asked if I could come back to see them again. Mimi said and I quote "Yes. Next time you should fuck us. " This reply sufficiently sent me to my car with a boner. But my fresh boner and water bottle were not the only thing I took with me to my car. I also carried a conundrum. The entitled patron who shared 8303 with me, although briefly, annoyed me greatly. His stunt was so maddening that I wished I were Guile from Street Fighter so that I could Flash Kick him across the forehead. His stunt however was the vehicle by which I had a soul sapping, four hand pop with handfuls of meaty T&A. So is it "Screw you" or "Thank you"? I don't know. All I know is that it's update time.
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.
2. Amanda at Queen Spa. Playful, firecracker Chinese provider. "Nene Tanaka jjda-024" is your Google search. Teddies look like those on the cover with long, thick nipples.
3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae definefetish" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples. Second biggest teds in the HOF.
4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.
5. Mimi at 8303. Late 40's something Chinese provider. Teddies like Anri Okita. Third biggest. 8303 used to be a revolving door. Hopefully she sticks around.
6. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.
7. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.
8. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.
9. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.
Almost back to 10 brahs.
LOL. I hope she changed them after my visit and before yours.Thanks Nick for the mental visual. I need another shower.
I'm from Vab area, spending a couple of days in Winchester next week. AMPs any good or same as the rest?Any luck with finding a good provider?
Man, Haydee's could so be a hit.
Latina Massage Place, perfectly outfitted like an AMP except no table shower.
I drew "Anna" Petite and fit looking MILF. Early 40's, attractive.
Went for 30. And 5 minutes in, she is reaching under. I flipped and try to negotiate for a BJ. No. Taking the matching yoga set off? No. Touching her body? No. Offered a HJ for. 6. I said No and flipped back over and asked her to just massage me.
I got a pretty nice, not CMT level rub for the full 30 minutes and left.
Oh well.
I have been a long time lurker but never tried any AMPs, thanks to you I have taken courage to visit the One. Your description was on point and I had a good time. Would love to see few more cute woman like Minnie or Apple, if any one has any suggestions.So, this is was on a fine Monday evening. I was a bit worked up and needed release, as always I start to play myself but came across the post in here. I have never visited any kind of MP or ACS before, I told to myself why not today, got dressed and started driving to the One. Collected some cash on the way and reached to the place but I wasn't sure if it's the right address. I called them to confirm before I got upstairs. The door was locked and I was waiting for 5-7 minutes after knocking, meanwhile some other guy shows up and he sees me and walks back outside to his car. After a couple of minutes Apple opened the door and walked me into the room where I said it was my first time and I heard good things about the place. She asked if I wanted TS, I said yes and she handed me the towel.
After I undressed completely she walked me to the TS and asked me to take the towel off. I am super nervous and said I didn't have anything under, she replied "yes, this is the shower" and took the towel off. Gave me a mouth wash and a nice shower. She then dried me off and took me back to the room. She then asked me to lay down and gave me a nice massage, cracked all my bones. Then she whispered something in my ear and went out.
A couple or minutes later, another woman walked in. She is young and cute. She asked me what I wanted, I said a BJ and she quoted her amount, I left the tip on a shelf and got undressed, she slowly rubbed her body against mine, and sucked my nipples. I was so aroused, I asked her to come up and sucked her tits. As the original post described, she has great boobs but an ok ass (and I like it). She then went down and put a crown on me, and started sucking. I then asked her to turn around for some 69. I slapped lightly on her ass and said "how about we do everything" And added a bit more to the tip. She then hoped on me and rode me CG and RCG. She then tapped me to stand up and she laid down for some Mish, I got to play and suck on her teets. Then I ask her to get up and go down on her knees. And damn she started to suck me good. A minute later I clenched and finished inside the crown. She looked at it and said "Ah, soo much" surprised. She then cleaned me up and helped me put my clothes on while talking about each other a bit.
On the way back, she called Apple and had a quick talk for a sec where she said she will service me next time, which is another story, and squeezed my butt saying "you are cute" and sent me outside. And I was back at the place very shortly after but it's a story for another day.
I know I haven't tried any place else to compare, would be open to suggestions from others, may be latin or thai next time? But I think I will return here regularly.
Made appt with Grace for the second time and she remembers me. I was shocked but yeah she is definitely in her 50's but still sexy to me. After the massage she started to tease me and licked all over my body and kissed both of my butt cheeks LOL she told me to turn and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I was surprised but declined (didn't know she did FS) and proceeded to a CBJ. She stripped down completely naked and gave me a very enthusiastic blow but I just can't get off with a hat on. She took off the hat and started to give me a HJ while sucking on my nipples. I exploded everywhere while her tight naked body was next to mine. I will def repeat with her.
I have not been out to get a massage in a while. I felt like I played it out. I checked the board to see what was going on and the reports of Aqua caught my eye. I figured I would go in for one more. Well, I may be back in the business. I had a really great time. It was the most enjoyable experience I have had, maybe ever. The place is amazing. It is, by far, the nicest spa in the area. It is so very well done.
I was met by Julie. I had a shower before going so I skipped the steam and shower at the beginning. I decided on an hour because I thought Julie was good looking. I need to caveat up front that I like older ladies, and especially with meat on their bones. Julie was wearing a schoolgirl outfit today.
The massage was good. It was not great but really good. She did longer strokes, which I like. Through the normal routine of letting her know I was interested in some more, the panties came down. We settled on 1. 2 for DATY, 69, and camel slide. She does have a little belly but I don't mind it at all. She was great. I enjoyed it a lot. I ended with the steam and shower. I feel great after.
Now, as for other ladies, there are two every day. Julie said Saturday is two Thai ladies. My schedule does not allow a Saturday visit so someone else will have to report back on that.
I did see another lady today that is fat. There is no other way to put it. She had short hair and was fat. I didn't get her name. Julie said to ask for Sarah next time. Sarah, by Julie's description is a tall, young Korean girl. I didn't get her age or her schedule.
Again, the place is fantastic. I spent 2 total and considered tipping more because of the atmosphere, the amenities, and the service. I highly recommend checking it out.Thanks to the forum for reporting on Aqua. I had a Saturday dream there with a Thai prover calling herself Sue. It was the best AMP dream I have had in along time. Very good, table shower, massage, lovely body, nursing, BBBJ. The place could be at a Four Seasons Hotel.
TholeJosh123
09-10-23, 08:28
Bruh, you really need to head out to McClean and go see Bella for a refresher. It's criminal that you don't have her in your HOF. Her teddies are literally perfection!Any info for the spa? Feel free to PM if you'd rather keep it a secret. Can share info about Richmond nova MD Philly and Nj.
Choctaw- mid 30's medium build. Unattractive face but enthusiastic finish. Weird massage techniques. Top came up. 30 min. 4/. 4.
Hockett- attractive mid 30's maybe but thin build. Good massage jackhammer but understood the assignment once given direction.
Sheetz- this old lady sucks. She has shorted me on time twice now saying something is broken amd the owner is coming. She gives a light massage for 5 minutes then offers FS for $$. I don't pay her more than $. 2. They advertise new girls and table shower but it's never a new girl and the shower never works (I know the ads lie but hopefully this old lady leaves soon).Are these the names for providers or locations? In either case, more information about where to find or avoid them would be helpful.
Choctaw- mid 30's medium build. Unattractive face but enthusiastic finish. Weird massage techniques. Top came up. 30 min. 4/. 4.
Hockett- attractive mid 30's maybe but thin build. Good massage jackhammer but understood the assignment once given direction.
Sheetz- this old lady sucks. She has shorted me on time twice now saying something is broken amd the owner is coming. She gives a light massage for 5 minutes then offers FS for $$. I don't pay her more than $. 2. They advertise new girls and table shower but it's never a new girl and the shower never works (I know the ads lie but hopefully this old lady leaves soon).Sheetz? What kind of service did you expect at a gas station?
I dreamt of a place in Woodbridge that I see from the road almost every day but never visited. Dreaming research showed reviews over a year ago so basically I was TOFTT.
Arriving at ZY massage, in my dream, I met a girl called Eva, late 30's to mid 40's, typical Chinese body, okay, maybe a bit more butt than usual, strong shapely thighs. Very friendly and was comfortable immediately.
I dreamt of getting quality massage on back, shoulders and legs. Good hard one that feels like muscles were worked hours later. Good tired but relaxed feeling. She was okay with OTC touching after asking for her consent. Snuck in some UTC without resistance and felt trimmed kitty.
I assumed it was going to end as legit massage but through hand motions, got my consent for HJ / HE. Not the typical, mechanical stroking by most Asian providers. She was awesome.I finally got to hit up ZY today in Woodbridge, it's off of Telegraph Road by the Ikea. I figured it's Sunday so the auto shop next to this AMP is closed without anyone loitering around the front, which was good for discretion. And it was raining so I figured this place wasn't going to be busy. As I walked in (no second door to ring the bell, you enter into the spa directly from the outside), another monger was walking out. Bella greeted me and led me to the room, it's 50 for a half hour and 70 for the hour (I went for the half hour to feel this place out). Don't know if they have any table shower.
Bella was pretty good looking for a Chinese provider that work in this part of the DC area. Normally we are stuck with overweight, old looking Asian grannies in the DC area. I could not tell Bella's body features as she wore a black form fitting dress but I didn't see any bulging of the belly, etc.
Massage skills were ok, about 10 to 12 minutes of actual massage, medium pressure, with baby oil. I flipped and I just let her do a simple HJ, but with edging, which she knew exactly how to prolong the sensation. Sje did a good job just stroking around the tip and then long strokes, and held back when I asked her to slow down so I wouldn't bust a nut early. With a few minutes left in my session, I blasted a big nut, where she kept doing her slow to medium stroke and not jackhammer me. I tipped 50 and was on my way.
Two things about this place: 1.) The door chimed about 3 times during my session, so they seemed to be busy even on the weekends. 2.) A male Karen was bitching to one of the other ladies as he entered, complaining abut wanting his money back and causing a scene in the lobby. I did not get the whole gist of what was going on but he seemed upset about something that really was not any of the providers' fault.
ItsAllGreat570
09-10-23, 15:20
Was exploring your forums and meant to post in my home town. These parlors are near Richmond. And they are nicknames / street names. I've already reported it so it can be deleted from here and avoid anymore confusion. Again, my apologies!
I know KK or KayKay is probably well reviewed on here but it's hard to find because you can't search for less than 3 letters.
So how is her actual Thai massage skills?
Does she normally have a pedicure. Might be a weird question but it's important to me.
Thanks.
Tara, Nikki, and Apple. Which locations are they?
At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.
A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.
The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".
Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.
PomLovesThais
09-10-23, 18:14
I know KK or KayKay is probably well reviewed on here but it's hard to find because you can't search for less than 3 letters.
So how is her actual Thai massage skills?
Does she normally have a pedicure. Might be a weird question but it's important to me.
Thanks.Kk massage skills are the best you will find she is certified and has done it a long time.
Are these the names for providers or locations? In either case, more information about where to find or avoid them would be helpful.These places are all south of Richmon.
CornCobMaker
09-10-23, 22:29
Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.
Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.
Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.
Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.There are no young masseuses in DC and VA. If you want action from young providers in VA, follow the Agency thread. If you want a great massage with extras, read this thread. Choose what you want.
DC is mostly legit massages and independents. For Independents, go to Trsyt, but you are then on thin ice as many are scammers.
There is a younger scene in MD, I don't know it well, but it's here and not that close to Georgetown. So pick your poison and ask again.
InSearch69
09-10-23, 22:44
Can try Angela. She is cute and young and in the Georgetown area.
https://www.duttslist.com/details-Bombshell-Asian-Angela-o----Mutual-o----Private-Discreet-Incall
Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.
Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.
Went to Crystal Water massage in crystal city for an honest massage (sore AF from a work conference and travel this week), massage was good but surprisingly tons of teasing. She knew what she was doing and kept doing it. Did HH then added extra HH when she kind of implied it'd be focused on lower body and it was. Even on flip lots of teasing right around with the sheet there and kind of just moving it around. Stretching too. That was awesome. But then no extras at the end when I asked (wasn't fully enclosed private rooms so not surprised).
Does anyone know of other places that are like that but do offer HE if you beg? Weirdly this is my favorite type of massage. Ones where it's less "Obviously" a sex operation and more discreet teasing. The teasing is almost better than the HE for me.
I seek: A place that is mostly legit but offers HE only after tons of teasing and if they do Thai stretching that would be awesome. One of the best ways to tease.Agree with you on this. Oaks Massage on Columbia Pike did a good job of this for me. Good hour massage, some teasing with a sheet, then I asked for an extra HH and got a HJ. Subsequent visits a little quicker to the event, but on the initial I got lots of teasing buildup. Oasis in Annandale I've gotten teasing, but never a HJ. I had one provider there suggest DIY while she massaged everything but the shaft.
Did you get any other responses or find any other places? Particularly curious about Thai stretching if you found that with teasing and a HJ (or more!
I have not been out to get a massage in a while. I felt like I played it out. I checked the board to see what was going on and the reports of Aqua caught my eye. I figured I would go in for one more. Well, I may be back in the business. I had a really great time. It was the most enjoyable experience I have had, maybe ever. The place is amazing. It is, by far, the nicest spa in the area. It is so very well done.
I was met by Julie. I had a shower before going so I skipped the steam and shower at the beginning. I decided on an hour because I thought Julie was good looking. I need to caveat up front that I like older ladies, and especially with meat on their bones. Julie was wearing a schoolgirl outfit today.
The massage was good. It was not great but really good. She did longer strokes, which I like. Through the normal routine of letting her know I was interested in some more, the panties came down. We settled on 1. 2 for DATY, 69, and camel slide. She does have a little belly but I don't mind it at all. She was great. I enjoyed it a lot. I ended with the steam and shower. I feel great after.
Now, as for other ladies, there are two every day. Julie said Saturday is two Thai ladies. My schedule does not allow a Saturday visit so someone else will have to report back on that.
I did see another lady today that is fat. There is no other way to put it. She had short hair and was fat. I didn't get her name. Julie said to ask for Sarah next time. Sarah, by Julie's description is a tall, young Korean girl. I didn't get her age or her schedule.
Again, the place is fantastic. I spent 2 total and considered tipping more because of the atmosphere, the amenities, and the service. I highly recommend checking it out.Don't know VA so well but I'm interested to try Aqua. Do you know what happened to world spa with all the different spots environs.
Thanks in advance. DC.
Was ACS shopping this morning and came across an ad on Bedpage for a new AMP in Fairfax. I ended up calling up a bunch of new to me ACSs in Springfield and they all ended up being in the Motel6 so I popped in and out of at least three rooms until I settled on Tina and provided her with a cream sauce lunch.
Getting back into my truck I remembered the AMP ad and headed over to Main Street even though Jr was happy and content. Arrived and discovered it is right next door to Eastern Spa (a place I haven't visited since tattooed BBFS and BBBJCIM Sophia left). So I go up the stairs at the next building to find a door just marked with the three letters S P A. The door flies open and I was met by a 30 something petite Taiwan girl with no tits and a big round ass. She pulled me in and gave me a LFK and grabbed Jr while I grabbed some ass before we even said hi.
In the room I gave her 50 for. HHr and laid face up while she was still in the room. She asked if I wanted a back massage and I said no so she started on Jr while I grabbed some ass. The dress came off without a word of encouragement and she massaged in just her bra and panties before she asked me if I wanted Boon Boom. Yes was the response from me and she said 140 and I countered 120 (my personal limit). She ran out for a hat and returned for a fairly long BBBJ before putting it on..After reading the review I thought about stopping by. Then I saw their ad promising s new girl with 38 F and had to see what that was all about.
Made my way over and rang the bell. The door opened and a short girl approximately matching Nick's description opened the door and grabbed my hand. Standing next to her and holding her other hand was KK (not to be confused with our favorite Thai friend).
KK has a very cute face and plain body with obviously large breasts. She took over and escorted me to the room. I asked for a shower and she guided me to the standup shower in the kitchen. She waited patiently outside while I cleaned up, then thoroughly dried me off.
We went back to the room and she took the towel, inviting me to lie face down. She covered me with a towel and proceeded to rub my back and butt fairly thoroughly. Once the towel was gone she applied oil and started with my lower body. Much of her focus was on my butt and inner thigh with lots of contact. No pretense that it was accidental. She would run my thigh, cup my balls, and move on. Then rub my thigh, stroke my hardening cock, and move on.
After she finished a good 10 minutes on my lower body she stepped out for a hot towel and wiped me down. Then started the traditional soft touch before inviting me to turn over. She asked if it was okay to massage "him. " Of course I said it was okay. I immediately went for the teddies and she offered to take off her shirt. I agreed that was a good idea. Unfortunately she bent down to whisper "how much you pay?" I offered 40, she countered 70, we settled on 60. She then lifted her shirt and pulled up the left side of her bra. It may or may not be half of a 38 F pair, but it was impressive with a perfect nipple. I caressed and nursed, then pulled up the other side of her bra to expose a perfectly matched pair. She allowed some extensive nursing. Didn't get to Ted bang her, but did manage to sheet a sizable load all over her tits. Almost as good. And a great sight to see.
She then cleaned me off with another hot towel and allowed another shower. This time, when she dried me off she gave Junior a little kiss. So I guess that means more is on the menu. (I didn't ask for more. As cute as I found her face to be, I wasn't that turned on by her).
I dressed, paid the agreed-upon tip and left.
I may go back to see the shorter girl.
I have some business in Manassas this week and hoping to explore while there. So looking for options or opinions on where to go and avoid for mediocre to good massage with fun extras. FS NOT required.
I was looking at Golden / Green Rose but ROTF didn't show anything more recent than July '23. Comments of anything more current?
Are there any Latina MPs or Latina indies in Manassas that is worth the visit without taking out a second mortgage?
Thanks in advance. PM if you prefer.
BuckshotWatson
09-11-23, 12:01
Don't know VA so well but I'm interested to try Aqua. Thanks in advance. DC.https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/7039391058-alexandria/23047370.html
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html
I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.
Is that first pic her?
ManInTheSouth
09-11-23, 14:16
Hey,
Love reading the forum and always find the advice helpful!
Going to be in town for a couple of days (near Farifax) and was wondering if there were any good providers out there for nuru with a bare option as well?
Any pointers or advice is welcomed!
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html
I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.
Is that first pic her?Actually, this is not eastern spa. It's a different spa in the first building in that same complex. The first pic might just be her.
For more, read my review. I posted it about half an hour ago.
The Real Mrdj
09-11-23, 15:28
I've been to the palace twice now and tasted sweet honey! Both sessions were fit for a king! Honey is a bit older but in amazing shape with DD man mades that are perfect! Both FS sessions started with DFK, moved to DATY and then 69 with BBBJ before cover. First session showered after and had a full shower treatment head to toe with her on the table with me. Second session was shower before and again her on the table. I would guess she's in her 50's still but honey knows how to please her king. Will definitely repeat. No massage at all in the second session but I didn't go in for that anyway. $.6 for entry and $1.4 for feast. Enjoy. Will definitely repeat.
I have some business in Manassas this week and hoping to explore while there. So looking for options or opinions on where to go and avoid for mediocre to good massage with fun extras. FS NOT required.
I was looking at Golden / Green Rose but ROTF didn't show anything more recent than July '23. Comments of anything more current?
Are there any Latina MPs or Latina indies in Manassas that is worth the visit without taking out a second mortgage?
Thanks in advance. PM if you prefer.She's older duh! That's VA / petite like my ex- not FS though.
Sorry don't remember name. Saw old reviews- I wanted to try Celine In Tysons logistics and other reasons! I went with Comfort close by work.
After reading the review I thought about stopping by. Then I saw their ad promising s new girl with 38 F and had to see what that was all about.
Made my way over and rang the bell. The door opened and a short girl approximately matching Nick's description opened the door and grabbed my hand. Standing next to her and holding her other hand was KK (not to be confused with our favorite Thai friend).
KK has a very cute face and plain body with obviously large breasts. She took over and escorted me to the room. I asked for a shower and she guided me to the standup shower in the kitchen. She waited patiently outside while I cleaned up, then thoroughly dried me off.
We went back to the room and she took the towel, inviting me to lie face down. She covered me with a towel and proceeded to rub my back and butt fairly thoroughly. Once the towel was gone she applied oil and started with my lower body. Much of her focus was on my butt and inner thigh with lots of contact. No pretense that it was accidental. She would run my thigh, cup my balls, and move on. Then rub my thigh, stroke my hardening cock, and move on.
After she finished a good 10 minutes on my lower body she stepped out for a hot towel and wiped me down. Then started the traditional soft touch before inviting me to turn over. She asked if it was okay to massage "him. " Of course I said it was okay. I immediately went for the teddies and she offered to take off her shirt. I agreed that was a good idea. Unfortunately she bent down to whisper "how much you pay?" I offered 40, she countered 70, we settled on 60. She then lifted her shirt and pulled up the left side of her bra. It may or may not be half of a 38 F pair, but it was impressive with a perfect nipple. I caressed and nursed, then pulled up the other side of her bra to expose a perfectly matched pair. She allowed some extensive nursing. Didn't get to Ted bang her, but did manage to sheet a sizable load all over her tits. Almost as good. And a great sight to see..Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
Walked in this morning and was met by KK. She does indeed have huge boobs but also a bit older. She took me arm in arm to the back massage room and Amy peeked out of the kitchen. In the room paid for an hour and asked what extras were available. She said no FS but we agreed on a naked BBBJ (no condom) for 120 tip. She comes back after dropping my money off and refuses to get naked; only pulls top up and teddies pulled out of that heavy duty bra and pulls her shorts down to her knees. She then sneaks a piece of saran wrap over Jr and leans over me during the BJ so I can't even get to her tits.
This really sucked and after 5 minutes I pull her panties down and get a little FIV before she straightens up and goes from BJ to HJ. At least now I have access to those teddies. Nothing else really to look at as she is old and has gut rolls and her pussy is big harry and sloppy. She does get me to cum with the HJ and right after clean up she tries to put on my socks while still on the table. (this after 20 minutes). I remind her I paid for an hour and she is already dressed and says the clothes aren't coming off again so I just ask for a massage. She is rubbing my big head so hard that I just get up and leave. IMO 200 wasted.
On the way out I stop in the kitchen to see Amy and she is all smiles. She greets me with a hug and LFK and even shares her lunch with me to take home. I enjoyed the 5 min the Amy more than the session with KK and it was free. Still unsatisfied I drove to Classic Nails to see my ATF Viet but she was busy so I made an appointment for another day. Still couldn't get that Amy kiss off my mind so I drove back to East and rang the bell.
KK opened the door again and I asked for Amy. Went to the room and paid for an hour but this time she insisted on including a massage and I said OK as long as she was buck naked. Off came the clothes and she climbed on the table with me and started a Thai style massage. I lived in Thailand and had hundreds of these but they never start out naked. She told me later through translator that she owned a Thai massage joint in Taipei but couldn't do it naked there because of the police. I told her to be careful over here too. She was really good and would return just for the naked massage but I wanted more off the menu.
Now it was my turn and so laid her down for a good solid 15 min of DATY and DFK before I just slipped it in BB with no complaints. This is the second time I fucked her BB but just couldn't finish that way because both were second rounds. After that a little BBBJ and then HJ finish as she called me out for the session with KK 30 earlier. At least I got her personal digits to call her up now.
Will definitely come back for Amy but not KK.
KK.
PROS: big tits.
CONS: Old, gut, won't get naked, no FS, Saran BJ, fat sloppy hairy pussy, shorted on time, bad service, lied about services.
Amy:
PROS: gets naked immediately, DFK, fantastic naked Thai massage, BBBJ, BBFS, happy good attitude, petite, nice round ass, nice trimmed tasty pussy.
CONS: flat chested with eraser nips.
I know this is a tough ask, but does anyone have leads on a Thai spa in the area with extras? I have seen lots of Thai independents for good massage and extras (KK and co, Tara, Pim, Annie, etc.). And I have gone to a number of legit Thai spas without extras. Any leads on such a place?
Hi,
Can anyone provide how to make an appointment with secret temptations, va.
LowerBackPain
09-12-23, 19:15
I stopped by TK Nails ostensibly to get a business card or flyer with rates, but the primary objective was to lay eyes on lovely Tina for the purpose of comparing her to Lucky's Tina. TKTina is attractive (exactly in the way I like the older ladies) and friendly. Clearly a hardworking business woman as the place is open 7 days a week (I'm assuming she is the primary provider in a 2 or 3 person shop). I'm going give Lucky's Tina the edge on her mainly because I can see more of her and get more than just a NOVA finish. On my merry way, next I headed over to NewKing on Franconia where I was met at the door by Lisa. I reported awhile back on a new provider that arrived there around mid-May named Lisa, but I've now concluded after RTFF that that Lisa and this one are the same person the only difference (a major one) is that she's now had breast augmentation. Apparently she's been there for 4+ years and is just back on Labor Day after a 5-week vacation. In other words, there is only one Lisa at this location (I think) and I have to say that while the breast job is as good as they get, but the fake boobs are a deal breaker for me as I like the boob sag to match the age of the provider. Lisa's FS was as good as my first visit, but she looks really different. She's thicker, hair a little longer and of course the fake boobs. The only way I knew it was the same person was the way she rhythmically threw that ass back at me during doggy and the way she pats your head (good boy) after DATY. There is new provider there named Jenny and Lisa is really trying to push some business in her direction. She's nice enough but we all have our types and I hope she couldn't overhear me having to loudly decline Lisa effort to promote her. So, I've now tried Sophia and Lisa but I don't think I'll return for either as they both now have man-mades. Another problem I have is that the MTs at New King are liars and it may have been because I was a first timer then and they had to be careful about providing their true names. The one I described as having a cartoonish laugh (others have described it at annoying) implied that her name was June on that first visit, but during a later visit she revealed that her name was really Sophia. As I was about to leave my first visit back I saw a second provider and when I asked her name so I could ask for her the next time she said it was Amy (LOL). I assume that she was either Kim or June; the only two I have visited yet and I hope they don't have fake boobs too. I must add at this point that Lucky's Tina has that best B-size boobs that hang down the way a woman her age should. A 50+ year old lovely with boobs that belong on a 25 why-o is like putting new wine in old bottles.
If anyone can provide any clarity on who is who at NewKing would be greatly appreciated.
In terms of what I look for in age (older and spinner-type girlish shape) she is a 10. I will not make the mistake of doing a comparison here BTW the other 2 lovelies there as I've learned from the first gen crew at Pinetree Fairfax that these ladies are competitive with one another and will squeeze another girl out. In fact, what initially sent me to NewKing was I'd heard they were older / Korean and hoping to find members of the old Pinetree staff there. Consider being one of the regular providers at SunTherapy off backlick and then Kim / Sonia swoops in from NY or Chicago for a few weeks. Suddenly a wave of mongers flood the place; waiting in two rooms for her. Things go from being slow to drought for provider A; particularly if she sees some of her regular customers slipping out of the front door when she didn't ever know he was there. In short, these ladies can get chippy with one another and we don't want to upset lovely June or Sophia, BUT Lisa is a keeper. She arrived from NY around mid-May. Her shower time may be quick / lacking for some, but she will repeat if asked. Wearing the nicest thigh high skirt and thong panties. Very good mounted massage and daty available for those who enjoy dining-out. Pay her visit before she vanishes. 0. 8 for the hr and my usual 1. 0 for the lovely. Any guesses at the ages at NewKing? . I'm usually good at this but not the case with these ladies.
GoodOne6969
09-12-23, 19:25
Stopped there and never posted. There are 2 girls and I saw Bibi. She's probably in the mid 40's range, but I'm terrible at guessing age, especially Asian women. She has a petite, soft little body with a firm set of beautiful D cups. Table shower was really good. Scrubbed everything and gave a lot of extra teasing. Dried off, back to the room. Gave me a nice, medium pressure massage using elbows and forearms, with some teasing before the flip. She could see I was ready to go and just dropped the dress without asking what I wanted. It's obvious that she's an experienced provider as she pushed me back on the table and started going to town on me. Moved to 69 for a while, then to CG and RCG. I laid her on the edge of the table for some daty and then finished in standing mish. She's definitely a sweet lady, but gets down to business. Some light kissing throughout made if a little bit of a GFE for me. I do recommend her if you're in that area. House $80, tip $150.
It doesn't matter how many users you make, I'm going to find them and ban them.
You're done here.
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Frank Digitola
09-13-23, 01:43
Tara, Nikki, and Apple. Which locations are they?https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/tara-7033036765-205535
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=250792
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/apple-7035423700-346362
Who is very good with teasing and making the session very sensual or erotic. Please DM the provider name and contact info and a little bit about the encounter, TIA.
Does not exist in this area. In fact some of the independants also work at thai spas but will not do extras when working at the spa.
The Thai spas are strict.
I know this is a tough ask, but does anyone have leads on a Thai spa in the area with extras? I have seen lots of Thai independents for good massage and extras (KK and co, Tara, Pim, Annie, etc.). And I have gone to a number of legit Thai spas without extras. Any leads on such a place?.
I've read some pretty positive reviews here on Palace and thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. I look up the number and make arrangements to come in early afternoon same day. Arrive and enter small waiting area. Door opens and I am greeted by a korean woman, looks to be in her 50's. Hard to tell because of the amount of makeup she has on. She's wearing a tight, sheer, lace mini dress and heals. I hate to give an overall low rating on looks, but my first reaction was serious disappointment after reading a glowing review of the provider here. Turns out this provider's name in "Honey" and I was like, oh. Ok.
Honey leads to a room, I pay. 6 for HH, get starkers and lay face down. Massage is underwhelming, but I liked it. A lot of you mongers complain about the super light touch and nails practically tickling your skin. There are times, however, I personally really enjoy that. She did use some oil, but mostly it was light touch. After maayyyyybe 10 minutes, she's tickling the boys and lightly caressing the ol' crack of doom. She lifts my hips a bit and starts working on junior while I'm still face down. Between doom caresses and her ministrations on junior, it isn't long before he's fully operational.
Now, this is where things get interesting. I love everything she has done so far. I'm both relaxed and very aroused. I'm still face down, which, let me tell you, is a good thing. She lifts up on my hips to get my fully on my knees and elbows. So here I am, suddenly feeling a bit vulnerable, just kinda going with it. I can still feel her caressing all the good parts. She begins to really start working junior and I thought I felt an ever so slight pressure on the little starfish back there. I wasn't really sure until I felt some whole new sorts of sensations I had never felt in my life. Junior let loose what felt like a flood of goo and I'm literally screaming into a pillow (trying to be as quiet as possible, but not really sure if I'm succeeding).
So, I've read about prostate massage. Had never experienced it before. It was definitely intense, but I'm not really sure I want to do it again.
Anyhooo. Clean up, time is up, I tip. 6 and she was happy with that. On the way out, I see the other provider who I can now see is the main character of this place and the one who gets all the good reviews because she was obscenely gorgeous. I'll likely go back and ask for her specifically when I make my reservation.
Honey.
F- 6.
B-6.
Tech- 8.
Finish - 9.
Be safe out there.
FrazzleWoman
09-13-23, 17:19
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/tara-7033036765-205535
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=250792
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/apple-7035423700-346362She looked awesome. What was the cost all in and how long you stayed in?
Stopped there and never posted. There are 2 girls and I saw Bibi. She's probably in the mid 40's range, but I'm terrible at guessing age, especially Asian women. She has a petite, soft little body with a firm set of beautiful D cups. Table shower was really good. Scrubbed everything and gave a lot of extra teasing. Dried off, back to the room. Gave me a nice, medium pressure massage using elbows and forearms, with some teasing before the flip. She could see I was ready to go and just dropped the dress without asking what I wanted. It's obvious that she's an experienced provider as she pushed me back on the table and started going to town on me. Moved to 69 for a while, then to CG and RCG. I laid her on the edge of the table for some daty and then finished in standing mish. She's definitely a sweet lady, but gets down to business. Some light kissing throughout made if a little bit of a GFE for me. I do recommend her if you're in that area. House $80, tip $150.Fun as hell for sure. Had me cracking up, she is all about her business. Great little body for an older shit. Got some lip feelers that feel amazing. She definitely provides some GFE, especially if she is attracted to you. Highly recommended. There is another just across the buildings that is a sweet spinner as well. Both with manmades that are great. BIBI is a D and the other place is a C. When I remember the name of that spot, I will provide the INTEL. Its just on the other side, upstairs.
BallsDeep469
09-14-23, 00:47
She looked awesome. What was the cost all in and how long you stayed in?Omfg I know apple! More like, I know the person that she is "dating". And trust me when I say, I highly doubt he knows what she is doing. Might need to book an appointment now XD.
Does not exist in this area. In fact some of the independants also work at thai spas but will not do extras when working at the spa.
The Thai spas are strict.
.Care to share links or information on any Thai independents that offer extras? Free feel to DM if they prefer to stay UTR.
It has been years since I have been there. I wanted a place with a table shower closer to me and they fit that bill and I have had decent service there in the past so I figured I would take a chance and see how it is now.
If you like older chubby korean ladies, Bebe is your lady. She gives a decent massage, good and thorough table shower. She offered everything but FS though she wanted $. 4 for that and if she was a hottie I would have but she is not. All in all, it wasn't terrible, I got a nice table shower, decent massage and nova finish for $. 2 total.
BuckshotWatson
09-14-23, 09:58
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/tara-7033036765-205535
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=250792
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/apple-7035423700-346362LOL on the title, Frankie!
About a year ago, I contacted her and she said that she was done with massages. I have not seen her since.Dang. I was wondering what happened to her. I can't day I'm surprised, but I am disappointed. She was 10/10 for general therapy. I've sent her a few texts over the last few months and only got crickets.
I was trying to look up East Spa and all I could come up with is Far East off of 50 headed towards Sterling and Eastern Spa off of Lee Hwy closer to Camp Washington. Would this Lee Hwy be the correct location? Thanks.
Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
Walked in this morning and was met by KK. She does indeed have huge boobs but also a bit older. She took me arm in arm to the back massage room and Amy peeked out of the kitchen. In the room paid for an hour and asked what extras were available. She said no FS but we agreed on a naked BBBJ (no condom) for 120 tip. She comes back after dropping my money off and refuses to get naked; only pulls top up and teddies pulled out of that heavy duty bra and pulls her shorts down to her knees. She then sneaks a piece of saran wrap over Jr and leans over me during the BJ so I can't even get to her tits.
This really sucked and after 5 minutes I pull her panties down and get a little FIV before she straightens up and goes from BJ to HJ. At least now I have access to those teddies. Nothing else really to look at as she is old and has gut rolls and her pussy is big harry and sloppy. She does get me to cum with the HJ and right after clean up she tries to put on my socks while still on the table. (this after 20 minutes). I remind her I paid for an hour and she is already dressed and says the clothes aren't coming off again so I just ask for a massage. She is rubbing my big head so hard that I just get up and leave. IMO 200 wasted.
On the way out I stop in the kitchen to see Amy and she is all smiles. She greets me with a hug and LFK and even shares her lunch with me to take home. I enjoyed the 5 min the Amy more than the session with KK and it was free. Still unsatisfied I drove to Classic Nails to see my ATF Viet but she was busy so I made an appointment for another day. Still couldn't get that Amy kiss off my mind so I drove back to East and rang the bell.
KK opened the door again and I asked for Amy. Went to the room and paid for an hour but this time she insisted on including a massage and I said OK as long as she was buck naked. Off came the clothes and she climbed on the table with me and started a Thai style massage. I lived in Thailand and had hundreds of these but they never start out naked. She told me later through translator that she owned a Thai massage joint in Taipei but couldn't do it naked there because of the police. I told her to be careful over here too. She was really good and would return just for the naked massage but I wanted more off the menu.
Now it was my turn and so laid her down for a good solid 15 min of DATY and DFK before I just slipped it in BB with no complaints. This is the second time I fucked her BB but just couldn't finish that way because both were second rounds. After that a little BBBJ and then HJ finish as she called me out for the session with KK 30 earlier. At least I got her personal digits to call her up now.
Will definitely come back for Amy but not KK.
KK.
PROS: big tits.
CONS: Old, gut, won't get naked, no FS, Saran BJ, fat sloppy hairy pussy, shorted on time, bad service, lied about services.
Amy:
PROS: gets naked immediately, DFK, fantastic naked Thai massage, BBBJ, BBFS, happy good attitude, petite, nice round ass, nice trimmed tasty pussy.
CONS: flat chested with eraser nips.
I was trying to look up East Spa and all I could come up with is Far East off of 50 headed towards Sterling and Eastern Spa off of Lee Hwy closer to Camp Washington. Would this Lee Hwy be the correct location? Thanks.https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23067440.html
Listed in RubMaps as East Massage.
Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.
Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.
When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time".
I understood the situation that this was a waxing but she was the one that went out of her way to get me hard. Now here is the disappointing part; I asked what the waxing charge was so I could pay everything in the room to avoid flashing big money at the front desk. She said 70 so I pulled out my money clip and peeled off two 50's and handed them to her. She said you can tip more but in my mind a failed 2 minute HJ is not worth more than a 30 tip. I peeled off another 20 to make her tip 50. She still didn't say anything but reached over and began to pull another 20 off my roll herself.
I clamped my hand down and put the roll back in my pocket without either of us saying a word. Maybe she is making up for lost income but fleecing me is not the way to do that. Don't know if I will ever go back.
TonyScott01
09-14-23, 16:21
I stopped in yesterday, hoping to find Amy. The door was answered by a middle-aged, barely average looking woman. I asked if Amy was there, and she said yes and called out for Amy. Well, when "Amy" came out, she was older and very rough looking. I normally would have assumed she was MMS. I said no thanks, and turned around to leave. "Amy" grabbed me and they both pulled me into a room and tried to sell me on 4-hands! I didn't want either of them, so I certainly didn't want both. There was no sign of either Amy or the new girl with large assets.
After reading the review I thought about stopping by. Then I saw their ad promising s new girl with 38 F and had to see what that was all about.
Made my way over and rang the bell. The door opened and a short girl approximately matching Nick's description opened the door and grabbed my hand. Standing next to her and holding her other hand was KK (not to be confused with our favorite Thai friend).
KK has a very cute face and plain body with obviously large breasts. She took over and escorted me to the room. I asked for a shower and she guided me to the standup shower in the kitchen. She waited patiently outside while I cleaned up, then thoroughly dried me off.
We went back to the room and she took the towel, inviting me to lie face down. She covered me with a towel and proceeded to rub my back and butt fairly thoroughly. Once the towel was gone she applied oil and started with my lower body. Much of her focus was on my butt and inner thigh with lots of contact. No pretense that it was accidental. She would run my thigh, cup my balls, and move on. Then rub my thigh, stroke my hardening cock, and move on..
LoonyBinPatrol
09-14-23, 19:43
Dang. I was wondering what happened to her. I can't day I'm surprised, but I am disappointed. She was 10/10 for general therapy. I've sent her a few texts over the last few months and only got crickets.Girls in this business can't stop working because they know they can't make that easy money except sucking cocks. Maybe she met a sugar papa.
PuntaJaco43
09-15-23, 07:19
Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.
Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.
When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time".
I understood the situation that this was a waxing but she was the one that went out of her way to get me hard. Now here is the disappointing part; I asked what the waxing charge was so I could pay everything in the room to avoid flashing big money at the front desk. She said 70 so I pulled out my money clip and peeled off two 50's and handed them to her. She said you can tip more but in my mind a failed 2 minute HJ is not worth more than a 30 tip. I peeled off another 20 to make her tip 50. She still didn't say anything but reached over and began to pull another 20 off my roll herself.
I clamped my hand down and put the roll back in my pocket without either of us saying a word. Maybe she is making up for lost income but fleecing me is not the way to do that. Don't know if I will ever go back.Next time maybe you should remind her that you are the reason she has such a following. Two years ago when the "Tale of two Hannah's " broke they were swamped.
I too was curious and I spent time and money on pedicures, haircuts and facials just so that maybe I could get lucky. Never happened for me because I selected a provider that was not as obliging as your gal.
I will say that you go to great lengths for a HJ. Brazilian! You're a better man than I am.
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html
I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.
Is that first pic her?None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.
None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.Calls herself KK but not the Thai KK we all know. Same experience with me on post #25126. I won't be seeing her again but her partner Amy gives me BBFSCIP for the same donation.
None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.How big are her tits? Are they really f cup?
And she is cute? Thats nice.
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html
Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.
Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.
When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time"..I have tried several times to get an appointment with this lady and it never panned out. She was out a lot so maybe there's some truth to the medical rumors. After reading this post, I suppose I'll stop trying. I'm still looking for a cute and friendly Vietnamese masseuse. I find the Vietnamese women very attractive! So any tips are welcome and appreciated.
Had a dream at Golden at Skyline. Masseuse said she was Tina. Chubby and middle aged. Very friendly and open. She tried hard to give a good massage but the walking on the back is not my thing. I opted out of FS. Don't think I will repeat.
It was a real dream. Scheduled time with Sophie (Fair Oaks version). Easy text scheduling. Same day evening appointment is available. Reached the place, texted. Sophie responded and opened door. This was my third trip. Service remained same. She should improve the quality for repeat customers. Started the massage on the table. She is not interested to LFK. Tried but denied. Good 15 minute massage. She takes off outer clothes in stealth and stands on the lingerie. Flip came, massaged a bit. Played with boys. I asked for rimming, it was denied. Transitioned to bed. Now everything came off. Warm oil was applied on both bodies. The sliding started. Felt nice. Flip happened and some sliding. Tried FIV, and rubbing clit. She is not interested and showed no pleasure. Covered and CBJ started. Decent one with good suction. Once ready CG and mish. Some point in time it felt like boring. Finished while CBJing. Showered. Helped me in the shower by rubbing salt on my back and legs. She is not interested to join shower. Came out.
I had similar dream before also. I thought if I dream multiple times it might get better. Looks like not the case. Need to find a new Nuru provider who is bit more enthusiastic and thin. Damage $$.20.
Be wise and play safe.
Long time lurker but never really posted. Thought I'd finally share my experience.
Alright, so I stopped by this place the other day and ended up spending some time with this woman named Lili. She's probably in her 40's, not exactly skinny or hot but not too bad either. She's got shoulder-length hair and a pretty nice set of Cs.
Started things off with a table shower. She didn't miss a spot and there was a bit of fun teasing going on. We dried off and headed back to the room for a massage. She did a decent job, used her elbows and forearms a lot, and kept the teasing going until it was time for the flip. She noticed I was ready to go and without me saying anything, she let her dress drop. She's clearly been around the block a few times. We switched up positions a couple of times, from mish to her riding on top, then I had her on the edge of the table before finishing up standing.
Lili is a cool lady who doesn't mess around when it comes to getting the job done. If you're in the area, I'd say give her a try.
Hopefully this was a good first post. Oh. Total Donation was $220.You did a good job, especially for being new but, always provide where it was or at least enough clues another monger can figure it out by RTFF. A little more body detail might help too.
SexAddict96
09-15-23, 19:30
I'm also interested in a nice teasing massage with or without HE. I go to Zenith which does give a good tease. There was one girl who gave a nice HJ but she is gone, most likely fired. Would love to find other places closer by.
Agree with you on this. Oaks Massage on Columbia Pike did a good job of this for me. Good hour massage, some teasing with a sheet, then I asked for an extra HH and got a HJ. Subsequent visits a little quicker to the event, but on the initial I got lots of teasing buildup. Oasis in Annandale I've gotten teasing, but never a HJ. I had one provider there suggest DIY while she massaged everything but the shaft.
Did you get any other responses or find any other places? Particularly curious about Thai stretching if you found that with teasing and a HJ (or more!
Hey all,
Visiting the DC area early next week (Crystal City), looks like this forum is a tad more populated than the DC forum. Looking for something in the area (or an uber ride away). Any recommendations would be appreciated (along with typical tips to add). Thanks.
It was a real dream. Scheduled time with Sophie (Fair Oaks version). Easy text scheduling. Same day evening appointment is available. Reached the place, texted. Sophie responded and opened door. This was my third trip. Service remained same. She should improve the quality for repeat customers. Started the massage on the table. She is not interested to LFK. Tried but denied. Good 15 minute massage. She takes off outer clothes in stealth and stands on the lingerie. Flip came, massaged a bit. Played with boys. I asked for rimming, it was denied. Transitioned to bed. Now everything came off. Warm oil was applied on both bodies. The sliding started. Felt nice. Flip happened and some sliding. Tried FIV, and rubbing clit. She is not interested and showed no pleasure. Covered and CBJ started. Decent one with good suction. Once ready CG and mish. Some point in time it felt like boring. Finished while CBJing. Showered. Helped me in the shower by rubbing salt on my back and legs. She is not interested to join shower. Came out.
I had similar dream before also. I thought if I dream multiple times it might get better. Looks like not the case. Need to find a new Nuru provider who is bit more enthusiastic and thin. Damage $$.20.
Be wise and play safe.I've seen her a few times here and there. Repeated visits don't really change her boundaries, but repeatedly pushing on them will kill her enthusiasm. On the flip side, respect her boundaries and the enthusiasm comes with it. She's not everyone's cup of tea, but she's a lot of fun when she's comfortable.
SteveSmithAbq
09-16-23, 10:06
I'm also interested in a nice teasing massage with or without HE. I go to Zenith which does give a good tease. There was one girl who gave a nice HJ but she is gone, most likely fired. Would love to find other places closer by.For the brothers that are looking for a good tease:
There is a place called "Body Soul & Spirit" that is listed on Vienna rubmaps. The provider named Jenny gives a great massage. The PM play is not obvious, but there is lots of grazing.
On the flip, she encourages DIY, but the difference with other places is that she speaks very good English, so during the DIY, you can talk dirty to her and tease her and she engages you.
The place is extremely clean and has a shower. It's worth visiting just for the massage.
SexAddict96
09-16-23, 14:54
This is a summary of my past visits to some K-AMPs. I will avoid the known C-AMPs for now until I see a good report. Went to Kings in Springfield since I saw good reports for one masseuse. Can't remember the name. Got a slightly chubby woman and got an ok CBJ. One and done with her.
Next up went to K-therapy in Chantilly. I have been trying to get in the door to this place several times. The first attempt, I was greeted by a taller lady with a dress. My tired old eyes thought she looked pretty good although maybe slightly older or typical NOVA age. She said they were busy. Next attempt was greeted by a shorter lady, also told they were busy. After that called a few times but no one answered. Finally was able to get in with a masseuse named Sunny. Not as cute as the other girls I saw and the body was chubby. Got a very active CBJ, pretty much no quit in her which I appreciated. If she looked better either in the face or body, probably would repeat. One note, when I tried to play with her vag, she stopped me and said she didn't wash. WTF. Also, no TS.
Last stop was Moon in Herndon. Not sure why I keep coming back as I am always disappointed with the service. However, I was hoping to get May (since I saw reports of rim). This time I got Yumi. Decent body but a worn face. CBJ was ok. It was more like half covered since only my mushroom head was covered. Disappointing thing is she didn't finish me with her mouth but instead her hand.
HarryBaldBallz
09-16-23, 15:42
Olivia claims to be 23 not sure about that but she def is south of 30 or at least to my eyes she is. I know K gals can trick you sometimes. She acts it.
This place is very close to the airport. I actually had a flight to catch but had a few hours to kill. This was the closest place to the airport and I rolled the dice.
More cute that a stunning beauty, if you know what I mean. Really nice body with a hint of that young gal baby fat still. I went down for some DATY and she had that pussy that blooms like a flower as she spread her legs. Nice fat lips but not too big and meaty. Looked very young.
I gave her 220 for everything up front. I flashed some extra cash as I was counting it out to let her know better service could mean more. I said something like you treat me really good, hint. Hint, as I waved the money at her. She said she is new and she is from the west coast. That set off alarm bells in my head. I know certain West Coast gals will do more.
I showered and got her back into the room. I took over the shower and didn't want to waste time with a table shower. She was cool with that. I stood up and power scrubbed myself and she washed me down. Got the important parts clean real fast. TS are a waste of time. I told her fun first and massage afterwards.
Got an light kissing on my body and lips. Her body felt great. Soft and firm at the same time. She acted like a younger gal but performed like she knew what she was doing. She was going to suit me up, for the BJ. I told her no, I'll take care of you. She got it. I also know the West Coast gals are usually more willing to go there. Asked for some DATY. Awesome. We were getting hot and heavy. Eventually she flipped around. Came to a west coast style upgrade and it was awesome.
Not saying she does that with everyone. Nor will she suggest it. It cost me a total of around 3 Bens. I will stop by and see her again when I am back down this way in about 10 days. Hopefully she will be there.
The spa is in Chantily (sp?)
PuntaJaco43
09-16-23, 16:34
Olivia claims to be 23 not sure about that but she def is south of 30 or at least to my eyes she is. I know K gals can trick you sometimes. She acts it.
This place is very close to the airport. I actually had a flight to catch but had a few hours to kill. This was the closest place to the airport and I rolled the dice.
More cute that a stunning beauty, if you know what I mean. Really nice body with a hint of that young gal baby fat still. I went down for some DATY and she had that pussy that blooms like a flower as she spread her legs. Nice fat lips but not too big and meaty. Looked very young.
I gave her 220 for everything up front. I flashed some extra cash as I was counting it out to let her know better service could mean more. I said something like you treat me really good, hint. Hint, as I waved the money at her. She said she is new and she is from the west coast. That set off alarm bells in my head. I know certain West Coast gals will do more.
I showered and got her back into the room. I took over the shower and didn't want to waste time with a table shower. She was cool with that. I stood up and power scrubbed myself and she washed me down. Got the important parts clean real fast. TS are a waste of time. I told her fun first and massage afterwards.
Got an light kissing on my body and lips. Her body felt great. Soft and firm at the same time. She acted like a younger gal but performed like she knew what she was doing. She was going to suit me up, for the BJ. I told her no, I'll take care of you. She got it. I also know the West Coast gals are usually more willing to go there. Asked for some DATY. Awesome. We were getting hot and heavy. Eventually she flipped around. Came to a west coast style upgrade and it was awesome.
Not saying she does that with everyone. Nor will she suggest it. It cost me a total of around 3 Bens. I will stop by and see her again when I am back down this way in about 10 days. Hopefully she will be there.
The spa is in Chantily (sp?)Nice review! Well worth the money for quality.
Regards.
Pj.
TheDrowned
09-16-23, 23:16
I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.
But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.
Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.
Some recent tales of my exploits with some details redacted as not to incriminate me too much.
QQ: Found a young Chinese chick named Cici here. 30 years old. Beautiful face. Petite body with a little bit of belly fat but we hit it off for a few weeks and with each visit improving among services I finally managed to achieve BBFSCIP for some glorious rising tides. Sadly she had to go back to China. But it's good news for you fellas because it got me to begin a new journey for the next quest.
Asian Amy: operates out of Franconia. A Thai independent provider in her 40's. Has had some work done, fake D breasts but she's a sweetheart who gives a top tier massage. Honestly the massage alone is worth it but if she's comfortable with you BBFSCIP is def on the table and I've deposited more loads inside her then in my own washing machine and dryer.
A Vietnamese provider who works out of a legit nail salon. My rule of thumb is that I dont expose legitimate workplaces where non mongers attend as a swarm of you animals tend to actually damage the main business and can potentially ruin it for all of us if they stop offering those services. But this girl has been reviewed on here before very briefly. Its taken many many many visits for her to feel comfortable with me to do more than standard nova. But now when I go see her I get to unleash an unholy gospel into her throat. Getting extras from the Vietnamese is a tough challenge but I can assure you these ladies are sexual fiends. This ones more of a PSA to mongers that it takes time, patience, and general comfort to get more from these providers. 30 was the magical number to crack open this safe so that should put things into perspective for those thinking they can score a hole in one.
(crossing state lines. But not really).
Herndon: There's a girl who operates out of a Sterling plaza who I had mistakenly thought was another Haydee shill but turns out she's a busty Brazilian vixen who shares the name with a state that begins with the letter L. She told me not to make a review and to keep things on the DL and I respect her wishes. She provides some legitimate services like waxing in addition to massage as a licensed esthetician. A good visit you can PM me for details.
Fairfax: advertises on the CL and also shares the name of a state. Well 2 states in fact. An ok looking Latina. Nice bum. A bit plain but during the massage she told me she was married and lives here with her husband so the idea of it being a forbidden taboo between two married folks got me up for the challenge. We dove in and I told her to drown with me and she complied as long as I got a cover. I could tell she enjoyed it and beneath her good girl exterior lies a naughty chick looking to have her booty raided (and spanked) by this pirate.
Kiara: DMVlatinas. Sexy girl from Peru in her 30's. Great English and smart. She's well versed and even has a professional job back in her home country but still doing this gig brings in more moolah. Not FS and a bit expensive for my taste to repeat. But she's hot. Went topless and allowed nursing but it cost me $220 schmeckles. I usually pay that for FS with other Latinas. But she's hotter than the others I have reviewed in all fairness.
When faced with the many monsters of the sea you are but faced with two choices: Live. Or drown!
FurryMonger122
09-17-23, 12:07
I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.
But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.
Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.
Some recent tales of my exploits with some details redacted as not to incriminate me too much.
QQ: Found a young Chinese chick named Cici here. 30 years old. Beautiful face. Petite body with a little bit of belly fat but we hit it off for a few weeks and with each visit improving among services I finally managed to achieve BBFSCIP for some glorious rising tides. Sadly she had to go back to China. But it's good news for you fellas because it got me to begin a new journey for the next quest..Haha very good read, I too have had my fun with Cici at QQ, she gave me BBFS but after came back she said only cfs. I did ask for BBFS from her co worker Lisa and she had said no and I had told her that cici gave me BBFS before. Guess your suppose to keep it a secret from the workers. Kinda makes me want to not do BBFS anymore since they give it up eventually.
Any intel on:
https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/3130301
Harley Dude 29
09-17-23, 19:24
I saw this ad on CL and was intrigued. I set up a meeting in Fair Oaks and went to visit.
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/23066866.html
She answered the door and was cute but not beautiful. Agreed to 1 and her massage is non existent with just moving around. I asked for soft but she had no idea how to do that. She uses oil that remains for a long time, so plan accordingly. On the flip, she asked if I wanted nude and I said yes. That was an additional 1. 0. Just know that it isn't t nude, just topless. She said no way would she re, once her bottom so she could protect me. I inquired about daty and she said no way, and further said she didn't understand why anyone liked that. Again, not customer service friendly. Total BS. So essentially a topless Russian half assed massage for $200.
Cannot recommend given her deception.
I know them very well, they are Korean Bibi from flushing Bibi attitude is so rude. Too much money talk and tipping issue CFS for160-200 BBFS for 500 over. Sophie from California. They same age I think they are friend. Same age and same Massage palor. So I don't get any service from them, I just get a just massage Even NO HJ.
BiBi and Sophie actual age is over 60 year old they told me that they was born 1962 Y bibi has lived in the USA For more than 15 years, but she does not speak English so fucking my grandma age It's like MMS. LOL sophie speak English better than BiBi they are friend I saw them MGM casino at yesterday we get a Together gamble and drink with me. Told me that about ther's age and personal privacy and hobbies (blah blah, ctc) I checked that there's I'd. ! They was born 1962 I saw there's I'd I got shocked God damm!
They advertise fake reviews and pay for it, They cheat on their age to attract customers. In order to entice!
So they wears very thick makeup and plastic surgery to deceive her age, and when they works in the room, the lights are very dark take off and naked for CBJ CFS BBFS. (service session).
Hey Guys attention and listen should we get service from these old women and give them 160-200 big tips?
Let's think about it!
Do old providers have the right to ask for a big tip?
We save on tip. !
I think we should give big tips to young and Good Service providers who deserve that.
I don't think BiBi and Sophie deserve it. Now BiBi leaving here only Sophie stay alone!
I will I recommend Maryland spa & Massage There are a lot of younger providers than Virginia. And tips are not that expensive CFS 100-140 house paid 70!
G&S spa in Oxon hill MD, VIP, cherry, in greenbelt MD.
I lived in VA however, I tried it MD really young and hot providers at MD You guys Check the PG county review AND PG county Massage parlor REPORT!
You'll never regret it And you'll be satisfied!
I saw this ad on CL and was intrigued. I set up a meeting in Fair Oaks and went to visit.
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/23066866.html
She answered the door and was cute but not beautiful. Agreed to 1 and her massage is non existent with just moving around. I asked for soft but she had no idea how to do that. She uses oil that remains for a long time, so plan accordingly. On the flip, she asked if I wanted nude and I said yes. That was an additional 1. 0. Just know that it isn't t nude, just topless. She said no way would she re, once her bottom so she could protect me. I inquired about daty and she said no way, and further said she didn't understand why anyone liked that. Again, not customer service friendly. Total BS. So essentially a topless Russian half assed massage for $200.
Cannot recommend given her deception.I read this review and could not help thinking about how different guys can feel so differently about what seems to have been very similar activities. The facts of encounters seem to be nearly identical, but I thoroughly enjoyed Enya. To me she was the plumpish MILF next door that would have driven me crazy if actually next door. Enya smiled, laughed and teased for the entire time I was with her. I loved every minute of it. I asked for light massage and that's what I got. I paid for nuru, up front with a reasonable tip, and that's what I got with a sensual BtB and a great HE finish. She does keep panties on. I find her delightful. If you are okay with her limits, she is a coquettish bundle of fun. I assume both our experiences and reactions are real. We just came away feeling very differently about Enya. Play safe out there.
Procrast333
09-18-23, 11:16
Sometimes I look through Chinese job ads for phone numbers of potential places. This is one of many but I thought the group may find it interesting.
https://168worker.com/page/377608
"A massage parlor in Virginia is hiring a masseuse who is under 50 years old and is thin".
I prefer the places that prefer under 30 and thin but. Always be nice to the ladies.
GoodOne6969
09-18-23, 17:20
I know them very well, they are Korean Bibi from flushing Bibi attitude is so rude. Too much money talk and tipping issue CFS for160-200 BBFS for 500 over. Sophie from California. They same age I think they are friend. Same age and same Massage palor. So I don't get any service from them, I just get a just massage Even NO HJ.
BiBi and Sophie actual age is over 60 year old they told me that they was born 1962 Y bibi has lived in the USA For more than 15 years, but she does not speak English so fucking my grandma age It's like MMS. LOL sophie speak English better than BiBi they are friend I saw them MGM casino at yesterday we get a Together gamble and drink with me. Told me that about ther's age and personal privacy and hobbies (blah blah, ctc) I checked that there's I'd. ! They was born 1962 I saw there's I'd I got shocked God damm!
They advertise fake reviews and pay for it, They cheat on their age to attract customers. In order to entice!
So they wears very thick makeup and plastic surgery to deceive her age, and when they works in the room, the lights are very dark take off and naked for CBJ CFS BBFS. (service session).
Hey Guys attention and listen should we get service from these old women and give them 160-200 big tips?
I met Bibi and she was nothing like the review said about her. No dickering about the tip. Was never rude whatsoever. And spoke very good English. I don't know about the age thing. But she looked damn good to me if she is 60+. The part about them showing their driver license is absolute bullshit. I've been doing this long enough to know that working girls, young or old, would never show their real identification to a customer, anywhere. The two things they absolutely don't want us to know is their age and real identities, or personal business, unless they really know you well, and I don't think Seeall07 knows either girl at all. So I call bullshit on the casino story, too. It sounds to me like the person who wrote the review has a grievance with the Bubbly Spa. Maybe didn't get his way so he slanders the women and the business. However, the way it's written leads me to believe it could be someone who doesn't speak English well and not even a customer. I call this whole review total BS based on my experience with Bibi and my experience as a monger. I'll be returning to the area next week and will definitely visit Bibi again if she's there and show her this review if she hasn't seen it.
Smile never used to offer FS. Now it seems that everybody there offers it no questions asked. Stopped going. Felt less like a spa and more like a brothel. That usually doesn't end well.
Recently, and spent some quality time with Ruby at no idea what name is since there is no signs out front. She's got this shoulder length hair, black with a bit of curl at the end. Looks like she's in her mid-30's. She led me to the back room where we talked about what she offers and how much it costs. Ruby was straight-up, which made me feel comfortable.
Now onto the main part. Ruby's about 5'3 or 5'4, with a decent figure. She has an hourglass ish figure and pretty easy on the eyes. She's got a set of C cups that go well with her body. We started off with a table shower before she she led me to another room to get started with the massage, and I got to say, Ruby knows what she's doing.
On the flip we kicked things off with a a short tug and CBJ, and Ruby didn't disappoint. We moved on to CFS, starting with mish. She was all in, which made it even better. Next up was doggy, and let me tell you, the view was great. Plus, Ruby seemed to be having fun too, which made everything even better. Finished with a relaxing rub..
I'm reading more and more of what sound like fake posts here on the NOVA forum. Is that her in the photo, if so she does look conversational and engaging with that knowing smile. While most sound as if they were written by a handler, she looks as if she could've written it herself.Yeah, a lot of fake posts within the last few months on this board. The biggest offender is this Grace person from Forever Wellness in Fairfax. Either she writes her own glowing reviews (and never mentions any tip amount) or she is co-opting someone to post fake reviews / posts under different screen names. I thought she was mediocre at best when I saw her, rushed service and older looking compared to what these fake reviews say about her. Beware of reviews by mongers with very few posts. Check their posting history and how they word their reviews.
Any intel on:
https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/3130301I was wondering the same thing. Looks like she has a really good figure. Would like to know how good those teddies are.
PilotAviator
09-18-23, 18:18
I met Bibi and she was nothing like the review said about her.When an experienced monger with 264 posts takes the time to alert us that the monger with only ONE post (Seeall07) may have presented an inaccurate picture -- it does not take a rocket scientist to "work out the math".
Wise monger brothers with a depth of reporting have "board cred" - those with dubious experiences / comments are likely to be ignored by all.
Albeit, it is possible in a YMMV hobby, Seeall07 had a negative experience -- but, it is more likely the review was bogus or the reviewer was a total nightmare as a customer.
Regardless, I wish Bibi and friends well.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
GoodOne6969
09-18-23, 18:42
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RedRocks1968
09-18-23, 19:40
Yeah, a lot of fake posts within the last few months on this board. The biggest offender is this Grace person from Forever Wellness in Fairfax. Either she writes her own glowing reviews (and never mentions any tip amount) or she is co-opting someone to post fake reviews / posts under different screen names. I thought she was mediocre at best when I saw her, rushed service and older looking compared to what these fake reviews say about her. Beware of reviews by mongers with very few posts. Check their posting history and how they word their reviews.Yep. That's what got me to see Tina over at Lucky. These rave reviews. I've been at this for a while and learned to temper expectations and try my best to read in between the lines. She was a nice lady and was accommodating even though I've never seen her but she has nothing that would make me recommend. Each to his own but guys, she was scrawny and 50 miles of hard, hard road. Some of these reviews were faked or old friends who promised "I'll get you some business". Don't do that. People end up wasting time and money. She's skinnier than Joy! Not as pretty either!
GoodOne6969
09-18-23, 20:22
I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.
PomLovesThais
09-18-23, 20:50
I know them very well, they are Korean Bibi from flushing Bibi attitude is so rude. Too much money talk and tipping issue CFS for160-200 BBFS for 500 over. Sophie from California. They same age I think they are friend. Same age and same Massage palor. So I don't get any service from them, I just get a just massage Even NO HJ.
BiBi and Sophie actual age is over 60 year old they told me that they was born 1962 Y bibi has lived in the USA For more than 15 years, but she does not speak English so fucking my grandma age It's like MMS. LOL sophie speak English better than BiBi they are friend I saw them MGM casino at yesterday we get a Together gamble and drink with me. Told me that about ther's age and personal privacy and hobbies (blah blah, ctc) I checked that there's I'd. ! They was born 1962 I saw there's I'd I got shocked God damm!
They advertise fake reviews and pay for it, They cheat on their age to attract customers. In order to entice!
So they wears very thick makeup and plastic surgery to deceive her age, and when they works in the room, the lights are very dark take off and naked for CBJ CFS BBFS. (service session).
Hey Guys attention and listen should we get service from these old women and give them 160-200 big tips?
Let's think about it!
Do old providers have the right to ask for a big tip?
We save on tip. !
I think we should give big tips to young and Good Service providers who deserve that.
I don't think BiBi and Sophie deserve it. Now BiBi leaving here only Sophie stay alone!
I will I recommend Maryland spa & Massage There are a lot of younger providers than Virginia. And tips are not that expensive CFS 100-140 house paid 70!
G&S spa in Oxon hill MD, VIP, cherry, in greenbelt MD.
I lived in VA however, I tried it MD really young and hot providers at MD You guys Check the PG county review AND PG county Massage parlor REPORT!
You'll never regret it And you'll be satisfied!They are not 60 I know them personally.
GoodOne6969
09-18-23, 21:08
Recently, and spent some quality time with Ruby at no idea what name is since there is no signs out front. She's got this shoulder length hair, black with a bit of curl at the end. Looks like she's in her mid-30's. She led me to the back room where we talked about what she offers and how much it costs. Ruby was straight-up, which made me feel comfortable.
Now onto the main part. Ruby's about 5'3 or 5'4, with a decent figure. She has an hourglass ish figure and pretty easy on the eyes. She's got a set of C cups that go well with her body. We started off with a table shower before she she led me to another room to get started with the massage, and I got to say, Ruby knows what she's doing.
On the flip we kicked things off with a a short tug and CBJ, and Ruby didn't disappoint. We moved on to CFS, starting with mish. She was all in, which made it even better. Next up was doggy, and let me tell you, the view was great. Plus, Ruby seemed to be having fun too, which made everything even better. Finished with a relaxing rub.
Decent Massage. Good service. Didn't feel rushed. I will come back.
Location: Chantilly, by Flatlick Park, off of Walney Rd and Robert Paris Ct.
Donations L3 - $230.
Remember, everyone's experience is unique. Al.This is a long shot, but I must ask. I met a Ruby in Louisville, KY earlier this year and your description of her matches what I recall. My experience with the girl was a little GFE and she was patient and very sexy sweet. She told me she was working in the US this year only to earn enough money to open a restaurant in Korea. Said she had one but it closed because of the pandemic. If she mentioned something like that it's most likely her. Anyways, I'm curious. She was really a special girl and at the time (Jan, Feb) her name was all over the Louisville board. Thanks!
Thank you. Ill keep that in mind.
For location it was on the other side of the highway from Costco off of Sherwood Hall. Her build was like an hourglass figure that was turning rectangular. I don't know if that makes much sense, I suck at describing physique. Her waist was probably a 32-34? I mean definitely skinnier than my fat ass LOL.Based on your description of its location, I believe the name of the place is "Parham Massage" even though there's no sign out front. I found the place earlier this year (January I think) as I was leaving my doctor's office in the same business complex.
Been wanting to go back but my MD moved locations so it's kind of out of the way for me. I posted a review at the time and definitely had fun. But also don't know if same provider is still there. I believe she said her (American) name was Isabel. She wore a yellow dress that looked like a sailors uniform.
Appears they have some new girls:
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/alexandria-nova-arlington-dc/23069300.html
Saw on bedpage they are under new management or new girls.
Thank you. Ill keep that in mind.
For location it was on the other side of the highway from Costco off of Sherwood Hall. Her build was like an hourglass figure that was turning rectangular. I don't know if that makes much sense, I suck at describing physique. Her waist was probably a 32-34? I mean definitely skinnier than my fat ass LOL.I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?
JoeyPopkins
09-19-23, 11:04
Based on your description of its location, I believe the name of the place is "Parham Massage" even though there's no sign out front. I found the place earlier this year (January I think) as I was leaving my doctor's office in the same business complex.
Been wanting to go back but my MD moved locations so it's kind of out of the way for me. I posted a review at the time and definitely had fun. But also don't know if same provider is still there. I believe she said her (American) name was Isabel. She wore a yellow dress that looked like a sailors uniform.
Appears they have some new girls:
https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/alexandria-nova-arlington-dc/23069300.html
Saw on bedpage they are under new management or new girls.I stopped by last week was was greeted by a 60's y / o short woman. Didn't really feel like it was going to be worth my time, so I walked. I normally don't mind the older ladies but it wasn't doing to for me that day. I will try again soon based on other reports here.
Scheduled some time with Asian Amy yesterday. I'll echo the sentiments of others that she gives a great massage. She works out of a discrete apt that is very clean. She's probably 5'5, Asian thick with nice bolt-on C / Ds that give her an hourglass shape and long thick hair down to her mid back. I thought she was very attractive. Op"ed for the 30 min massage where I got every bit of that 30 minutes. After the flip, she began with the standard NOVA but I asked for a bit more. My offering of a $ was enough to upgrade the experience to the more expanded menu (CFS). Once the menu was sampled she continued with a short massaged and stretched me a bit more. Afterwards I took shower in a clean, well appointed bathroom and took off. Total damage was $$. I will repeat.
Stay Safe.
Mr E.
LoveDemAzn
09-19-23, 15:41
I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website https://asianmassage7900.business.site/.
Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.
I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website https://asianmassage7900.business.site/.
Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.I know Ricks post shows before mine, but not all post show up right away, so it wasn't there when I asked.
Also, not everyone might be from the area to know where Sherwood lane is or which Costco.
PomLovesThais
09-19-23, 20:11
My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.She wasn't at mgm the day you said she saw your review.
Frank Digitola
09-19-23, 20:20
Reunions are a phenomena that tend to run either hot or cold. When it's a good one, boy is it a good one. Two brief moments stick out to me. One was randomly bumping into one of my long lost truant brahs at a camera retailer when I came home from college. The clap from our brah shake reverberated loudly enough to make Carl Weathers and Arnie proud. He also provided enough "discounted" equipment for me to shoot a sequel to Oppenheimer but I used it instead for extracurricular college activities. There was also the reunion between myself and a girl I had a crush on in elementary school. We jointly produced reverberating claps as well. These however were not made during our welcome handshake if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, on the flip side, when reunions are bad, there's a rich, palpable "yuck, it's *insert name here*" that fills the depths of your stomach. They stink, and unfortunately I'm drawing this parallel because my Sunday was the scene of an AMP reunion of the latter variety.
Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
PROS: big tits.
I think we all knew what was going to happen after Nick Brah posted that. Even though brahs said she sucked, I decided to go take a look at the teddies. I hopped in the car and drove to Fairfax so fast I nearly broke the spacetime continuum. After climbing the stairs and ringing the bell I am greeted by "KK". I'm looking down and see a pair of big teds when the door opens and before I can look up to see the face I hear "Oh! Hello handsome!" and realize that "new girl, KK" recognizes me and is actually KiKi, a woman many of us remember from 8303. Suddenly all of these new reports on her started ringing in my head in a deep, distorted, instant replay tone. "She pulled one teddy out. " "Misshapen body" "Rushed the flip". "KK" "KiKi". It all added up. I've typed those same things here, yet didn't piece together the puzzle. Although she has brahs here who really enjoy her, KiKi is a chick who I actively avoided. That's even despite her wonderful teds. If it weren't for the impoverished nature of her flips, she'd be a lock for the HOF. But the sad reality is that there are about 6 or so times I haven't popped during an AMP visit and KiKi is now responsible for 4 of them.
I didn't drive all the way to Fairfax for nothing so I go through with my appointment. KiKi actually gives a good massage and I enjoyed this one. On the flip she asks if I want her to blow me. I do not. I also don't want to deal with the single ted dance so I ask for a ted banging figuring there's no way she'll attempt this feat with a uni-ted. She agrees to do it for 150. I immediately break eye contact and focus on the door, convinced Dax Shepherd, Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew are bursting in at any minute to tell me I've been Punk'd. When the practical jokers don't materialize I realize KiKi is being serious. Since she shot for the stars, I do the same, counter with 60 and we play Sotheby's ping pong until we agree upon 90 and a ted glazing. It's off to the races.
KiKi flips her shirt over her head and pops the teddies out. I take a moment to gently fondle them and they are still wonderful. She gives a "one second" gesture in my general direction and then goes to the supply table to prepare. A Fun Frank Fact is that every other Friday while showering in the gym before work, I take my Lawnmower 47.0 or whatever the hell it's called, and give my unit a fresh to death skin taper. In the event I engage in some fun with AMP ladies and / or bar strumpets, I like for my piece to be a smooth, majestic, freshly fried churro-esque golden brown, cylindrical, party pole of ecstasy. Did I just over share for a laugh? 12% of me did. The other 88% of me shared it to explain why KiKi turning around from the supply table and spraying my crotch down with pure rubbing alcohol was a mistake. I feel like I'm Count Dracula and the bottle contained holy water or liquified 9 AM in July.
While I'm silently writhing in agony, KiKi returns to the table side. While I was trying to get over the fact that my piece and orbs felt like acid was flung onto them, I failed to notice that KiKi produced a sandwich bag and poured lube inside of it. She proceeds to put the bag between her teds, she stuffs my Johnson into it and proceeds to give me the worst ted bang ever. I am shocked into silence. She proceeds to chant "coom for me coom for me baby baby coom, coom for me coom for me baby baby coom". Full NPC mode. It was about as hot as standing on top of an igloo in your underwear while eating a popsicle. I asked her what she was doing and convinced her to remove the literal bag by telling her it was hurting me. My boner dropping probably helped in convincing her. She repeatedly ted bangs me for about <10 strokes then complains about being tired. I remind her 3 or 4 times that our deal was for a ted bang before she repeats. After the 4th reminder she resigned to her hand.
There are a number of colloquialisms for male hand release. Beat, jerk, tug, jack, etc. The vast majority of men wouldn't like for their hand release to actually be performed in that fashion though. This however is KiKi's modus operandi. I try to lock in and subconsciously remove one of my hands from a ted and grab her ass. In response she drops her pants and undies. For the brahs who mentioned her not getting naked, I assure you that you're not missing anything. Despite the great teddies, she's very much built like naked Hank Hill in the doctors office meme. After violently tugging Junior for a while, heeding then immediately abandoning direction provided, she once again announced that she was tired and took a break. I decided we could call it quits and ended it.
KiKi hot towels me off, I get dressed and pull out 8. She thanks me and reaches out for a hug and asks me to come back. I don't reach into my pocket to peal off a Lin Manuel Miranda to complete our agreed upon tip. Her farewell and my lack of finish helps my conscious to be easy with this decision. So there you have it. Brahs familiar with KiKi, you now know where to find or avoid her. Brahs who are unfamiliar, if above average massages, great teddies, and lackluster sploosh encouragement sound good to you and you can pop in less than 5 minutes, go check her out. I won't be seeing her until our next chance reunion.
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html
P.S. - that's definitely her in the topless pic.
Frankie.
I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.
But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.
Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.CLASSIC! Well done, TD.
LocalCustomer
09-19-23, 20:46
Care to share links or information on any Thai independents that offer extras? Free feel to DM if they prefer to stay UTR.Love to DM you but your inbox is full.
https://enliven-therapy.com/ couldn't find the Bedpage ad but this is the address. 847X Tyco Rd. Vienna. Back of an industrial park.
Visited recently and drew CiCi. 50's K-MILF, big tits. $. 8 for the hour. Showered, started with below average FBSM. Hard to understand but nice enough lady. Asked what I wanted, negotiated FS for $120. CBJ, RCG, CG, Mish, K-9 about 10 minutes blew in bag.
All in all a good visit but Probably won't repeat.
I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:
After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.
I remember my second post here. It was right at the start of COVID and I posted about 4 places, in the previous year, where I got BBFSCIP on the first visit. These were later verified by others mongers but at the time some mongers actually called me a lier of the board. I almost gave up then but I knew I was right and stuck with it.
I encourage everyone to post but also to stand behind what you post.
Some recent posts by newbs with under 5 to their credit read like they are only made to inflate some providers (Grace) and others are blatant attempts to destroy providers (BiBi). My advice is post often but stand behind what you post.
They are not 60 I know them personally.I went there on yesterday,9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there.
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160. I think that GPS.
CanaPunter
09-20-23, 09:55
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I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-bubbly-spa-vienna-va-185554#rubmaps.
I can't speak for everyone here but all my reports have been factually accurate.
Some things are subjective like how pretty she is, how old she is, how nice here tits are but statements I have posted like "I came in her mouth without warning her", "she helped me slide it in bareback", or "she tried to DFK me after CIM" are accurate.
I have been called out by others who disagree with my perception or beauty or service but not facts. I also understand that others have gotten much more service and some others much less service than my posts is that's just YMMV. Just recently learned that a senior has been getting FS from a girl that won't give me more than a HJ and that same senior was once turned down by a provider that gave me FS on the first visit.
Still, there is absolutely no reason to hurl insults at providers like the newbie just did to BiBi.
PuntaJaco43
09-20-23, 12:19
I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-bubbly-spa-vienna-va-185554#rubmaps.WTF is going on? This is crazy! How did we get to this point? This forum, this board has always been trustworthy.
Regards.
PJ.
I am not yet 7-decades (but am close) -- and I applaud all mongers (men and women) who are actual practitioners of the hobby and share information (not shills, managers, etc.).
It is a YMMV hobby. And many of us are not FS clients, but are looking to enjoy massage, personal time, and a fun sensual experience. PJ. Thanks (great words) // Retire. Good on you!
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.One thing for which I'm grateful is that this forum has a strong BS detector. Senior members are willing to call out reviews which don't seem genuine. I don't see that at other review sites.
Also adding to the forum's value are the tips and pointers I've received since I first joined nine years ago. At that time I had over 20 years experience in the hobby, yet I still had much to learn. I hope I've effectively passed on some of the knowledge I've acquired.
Lastly, as Pilot noted, this is a YMMV hobby. One monger can have a great time with a provider. The next monger might catch her on a bad day. Or the provider might acquire a sudden case of GPS. In a worst case scenario, the provider might even rob the monger. Yes, that has happened. That's why RTFF is so important.
Have a great time and let's be careful out there.
GoodOne6969
09-20-23, 12:46
I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!.This is the same person who wrote the other fake review about Bubbly Spa and Bibi and I checked Rubmaps. He wrote some of the same untrue junk in a review there too. We already called the person out and they write virtually the same thing again. This is out of control.
A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.
I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.
I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.
PuntaJaco43
09-20-23, 20:24
A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.
I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.
I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.Now that's the way a review should read. IMHO, well done from a new member.
Regards.
Pj.
At Mosby in Fairfax, does anyone have any reports they would be willing to share, I checked the thread and couldn't find anything recently. If you prefer to direct message please do. Sorry for not posting much but have been medically out of the game but feeling a little better and promise to share as I get back into the game, again thank you and good luck.
So I just was tired of AMPs and wanted to try a Latina location. I kept seeing ads for the DMV providers and decided on Luna since Kayla was supposed to be gone (turns out she's still around). I like older women anyhow and she doesn't hide that she is mature. She's in Alexandria proper at a regular spa (not with Magi, Kayla etc), so she has "regular" spa pricing of $120. FHOH is too far for me, as it was already a hike to get to Luna so I opted to go. Luna has intentionally salt and pepper hair, which was long. Something I like at the least. Nice face, and is likely in 50's. She was kind, able to chit chat without it being awkward, and had a real good massage technique that actually was helpful. She is a little plump, but wears it well, and has both a nice bottom and nice Ds. I found her personality was warm and I enjoyed my time. Also, she speaks English well, and we had no problem communicating. On the flip, before I said anything, she was firm that only the standard NOVA is offered, and she got down to lace undies. I just needed nurturing instead and went for cuddles, which she made feel natural. Her hands were ever so slightly sandpapery, but that also made her light touch better somehow. Sorry guys if I go for a different ending than most seem to go for, but I left nurtured and maybe this report'll help someone. I tipped. 5, seemed fine.
I haven't seen much on Magi, Cielo, and Alexis, in this forum and wondered if anyone had more intel on looks and personality? A Google review said Kiara is not good, but I have no idea if it's trustworthy. I think I will one day have to go to FHOH, but I fear it's a place you have to go more than once in order to open up a NOVA sort of experience.With most of the providers at FHOH you definitely don't have to go multiple times. But again, depends on who you get and as always YMMV.
TwoBigBones
09-21-23, 11:35
Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.
PuntaJaco43
09-21-23, 13:04
So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was ˝ way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon.
To conclude: This is my top choice now; my go to place. I highly recommend it and the extras are reasonable for what you receive. LOVE Aqua Wellness!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
Located off Franconia Road in Alexandria.
LoonyBinPatrol
09-21-23, 21:23
Was in the area and felt the itch for some release. Got in without an appointment and Grace was busy. She asked me if I could see someone else and I replied yes. She looked a bit older than Grace, maybe late 40's. The description of the place hasn't changed at all: stalls with walls that do not go all the way up to the ceiling and curtained doorways. The most notable difference was that there wasn't the usual music being played which is usually piped through speakers around the place. In any case, took off everything and laid down so my provider can get to work. TS was great as Grace. Not going to lie, her massage isn't bad. She paid close attention to parts that most other AMPs would not like the forearms. Once she got to the legs, there were some "accidental" grazes of the boys to get them excited. There were multiple brushes so that was definitely new for this place and not unwelcome. The ST transition to the flip was pretty well done and when I flipped, I was pretty ready to go. She started to stroke JR while I started to roam. Was able to do some exploring UTC up top which she didn't shy away from. It had been a while since my last release so I knew I wasn't going to last long so tried to explore UTC on her lower half but I popped before I could explore more. Cleaning up was very well done and didn't smell or feel any of the oil that was used anywhere which was a welcome surprise. Finished up with a good scalp and chest massage and off I went to enjoy the rest of the afternoon.
BallsDeep469
09-21-23, 23:15
So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.I am really thinking of checking this place out in the next few days. What is the damage price wise? Also, I am assuming FS is available here?
Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.Call and ask "who's working today?
Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.It's usually Vivianna, Gabby, Sandra in the mornings, and then Cecilia and another (I'm forgetting her name) come in the afternoon. I've heard they're trying to get some new staff in, but no word on when that'll be. At one point, they had two or three new staff (seemingly early 30's, dare I say late 20's) but I haven't seen them around for at least a month now. Try giving them a call today, it's Friday, they may have a full roster.
TheDrowned
09-22-23, 12:47
Been seeing this sexy UTR thai provider on the reg but she unfortunately is no FS. So it's been giving me an itch I just can't scratch.
So it got me down the perpetual rabbit hole to find a new young Thai provider in the hopes of scratching this itch. Reached out to an ad on RR regarding a young provider in Fairfax. I was certain the pics in the ad were fake, as is often the case, but nevertheless I figured I'd gamble.
Provider who I'm certain is a handler was near impossible to confirm an appt. Tried on multiple occasions to get a response and it would always often be too late or if at all. Tried a Hail Mary approach and texted the number to let them know I've got several references from many of the Thai independents in the area. I name dropped KK, Sophie, Cherry, Lisa, KK and a few others and this did merit a quick response and a meeting time was set up.
Well I get to the location, an apartment complex as is usually the case with the Thai independent scene. I let them know I'm here. Nothing. Ghosted. I waited 20 minutes and then sent a text thanking them for wasting my time.
15 min later as I'm driving back home I get the typical "sorry honey can you come back?
Nope.
And I really wish my story ended there. But I didn't listen to my senior instincts on this and instead went caveman brain. Monger MJ in the back shootin threes and telling me I miss 100% of the shots I don't take. Because Sarah, or rather Sarah's handler texted back saying she's going to back to her apt in Tyson's and offered to reschedule there for later that evening. So I took the bait and made my way over to the worst apartment complex in Tyson's in terms of direction. I was sent one line of text for the address which when I popped it into my GPS ultimately took me to a building that was on the opposite side of the street to the actual location. Separated by some random gate in the middle of the commuinty complex so I had to park and go on a savager hunt for this building. After 15 min of back and forth text the handler gives me a picture of directions on how to best to enter the neighborhood development. Well gee whittakers bahtman, that sure would have been helpful BEFORE I drove in and did my 15 min of impromptu cardio. Nevertheless, I eventually found the building and was finally able to meet Sarah.
Obviously not the girl in the pictures but a blonde haired petit thai wearing a short red dress lead me to the room. Sarah I'd describe as pretty. Great body. Definitely in her 30's. Surprisingly no body augments. Her boobs are natural Bs with brown pointy baby bottle nipples. Very sexy. She had some face surgery tho and was sporting some duck lips and braces. An 8/10 for me. Her English was limited and she had a lisp which I noticed many Thais with braces have. Not sure if it's from that or just the thick accent and difficulty from the change in dialect. Probably a combination of both but in any sense I found it oddly arousing.
Now the massage can be best explained as total amateur. The standard recipe of a Thai massage is there, in terms of the method. There was a system in place with stretching from head to toes but you can tell she's under the wing of a good teacher but she herself has not developed the skills to master the techniques. Like a home cook following the recipe of a famous chef. Just not easily replicated. So overall the massage was like a 3/10. But I didn't really come for the massage.
I had hoped their was a full menu but alas Sarah told me she's no FS as well. HJ only but she did get completely naked for me. However things started to sour because the service became way too mechanical in nature and it's already extremely hard for me to get a nut this way to start. 10 min go by and I can see she's getting tired and she begins asking me to cum. Rebel brain kicks in at this point because I don't like being told what to do and I lose a ton of steam. I respect the choice not to do FS as I respect the ladies, but you took on this mission despite the fact I told you it would be a harder quest to complete, don't give me an attitude or be surprised that the task at hand (pun intended) is now more difficult. You chose this.
At this point I told her to slow it up. Quit making it mechanical, and start taking my directions. Telling her to use both hands and twist it. Honestly, I think I improved her technique just with direction alone. So your welcome fellas. If you decide to take the plunge I'll pass you her number. On the positive side, she is young and attractive. But this isn't one adventure I'm willing to repeat. Let sunken ships lie.
If anyone does know of a young Thai provider who offers what I seek let me know.
Water forgets the names of theDrowned.
Harley Dude 29
09-22-23, 13:06
New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.
Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had. A downside is that the doors open to common areas, so when they leave to get hot towels, anyone in the lobby can see everything in the room. As I was dressing, she did the one thing we all hate, and that was smooth out the sheet and did not change the sheet. That seems to be almost a standard now for many places. I guess cost cutting hits every business. LOL.
She said they just opened and were very busy. She told me to come back and there were all young ladies here now. I would definitely return, but it is starting to look like it will be a high volume place.
PrivatePyle
09-22-23, 15:09
New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.
Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had..I had a similar experience this week. I disliked the doors opening to a landing area and was nervous about just stairs running up to the second floor (no door at the top of the stairs). There is also the concern of the exposure to the street and the attendant noise bleeding into the front room.
That being said--I really enjoyed Monica. I found her fit and attractive and good company. A quick look coming in and going out confirms that there were 2-3 other young-ish ladies working. It is a repeat for me.
Visited the Empire in Fairfax yesterday and drew Julie, a 5' Korean lady in her 40's, natural B's with form fitting dress on. Paid for hr /.8 to the house. Shed the linens and she led me to the shower. Every part was clean which led me to believe their might be more. I hopped on the table and she performed the hard massage which felt pretty good. Half hour later she starts to do the soft touch on my back and playing with my butt hole, imitating RIM with her fingers. Asked to flip and she asks me to pay up. I was like WTF? How much I asked and she raised 2 fingers, I said No way! I countered 120 and she countered 150, again I said no way! Then, she's like "you pay now" while pointing to my clothes. For some reason I hate when they do this and told her I will afterwards. She kept pointing and saying pay now and being really pushy. I had enough of this shit and just says forget it, stood up and put my clothes back on as she was stunt and couldn't believe I did that.
I walked straight out and I think she was waiting for a tip but didn't say anything. That's what you get for being pushy. No extra dinero and no tips.
Walked away blue balls and will not repeat this adventure with the Empire again.
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I finally decided to find a Korean massage place since moving out east. Here is how my luck went.
I went to K therapy 1st. I arrived pretty early in the day. I very beautiful K lady came out to greet me. She was about 40 and very hot looking. She said, I would have to come back in over an hour as she had a client about to be there for his appointment. She must be the only one working. I was very disappointed as I found her smoking hot. Totally my type. Since I didn't have time to wait around or come back I moved on to Best.
I arrived at Best and was greeted by the Mama and she led me to a room. Before I could change, a decent looking K lady around 50 came in and asked for the house $ . 80. She came right back in and watched me strip. She had me lay face down rear up. She actually gave a really good semi-hard massage for about 30 minutes. Did the usual tease and asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. She motioned for FS and I agreed. She asked for. 200 and we settled on. 160.
She then stripped down and climbed on the table. Started with a BBBJ and slid on the cover. She then proceeded to rub her body all over mine until she decided to climb on for some CCG. She then wanted Mish. She wanted me to go until she finished. I soon finished after her performance.
Even though I was bummed about the 1st place this place wasn't too bad. The Mama thanked me on the way out and reminded me to come back as she said they have many beautiful ladies.
BallsDeep469
09-22-23, 16:47
So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon..So I decided to to say fuck it and pay this place a visit. This was my first time going to an APM (or getting any type of massage in general for that matter), so I went in pretty blind. Upon entering, the area was pretty nice. Three rooms as mentioned by other members here and nice and tidy. I was greeted by a fairly attractive woman, short dress, roughly a B cup, I would give her between a mid 6 to a low 7. For the life of me, I could not understand her name and I felt rude asking after the second time but I am pretty sure it started with a J (maybe Julie?
She seemed pretty nice, did not talk very much but was eager to answer many questions I had. I informed her that this was my first time getting massage and she told me that she would teach me a lot of things during my visit. Needless to say, I took the hint. I opted for an hour massage which was roughly $80. We went into the shower in which she told me to undress and lay flat on the table as she washed me from head to toe. Upon the flip on this table, needless to say, I was pretty excited and she giggled and called me a "very strong man". Yes, she did earn brownie points already for stroking my ego. She made sure to wash the little guy with both hands and let me touch on her thigh.
After the wash, we went back to the actual massage room where she took about 10 minutes to set up. Since this was my first massage ever, I opted for a medium massage to be on the safe side. This was fairly relaxing and she was not scared to glide her hands around the family jewels in the process.
Upon the table flip, she got close to my ear, and sensually told me, "I can teach you a bunch of things right now if you would like". At this point, I was sold. The dress and panties came right off and she went to town with the a HJ. She was not scared to let me suck on her tits in the process while she let out light moans. I was able to squeeze her ass however, I took the hint that fingering was off the table as she clenched her butt upon my 2 attempts to do so. After taking the hint, I let it be and enjoyed her work. I did ask if a BJ was in the cards for extra and she told me no, which I could totally understand. All that said, it was a pretty amazing experience for this first timer and I would definitely go back again. She did tell me however that if I were to come back later, there are other people that would happily offer a BJ and even FS however, did not tell me a name when asked but did tell me that the person who did do FS was here today but with another client. (side note, this killed me inside because I came when they first opened and I did see one other person walk in in front of me. Now THAT would be an amazing first experience!
Overall, I would give the entire thing an 8/10 for a first timer. Nothing was awkward, HJ was nice, and my provider was very nice. All in all, I am loving this new found hobby!
P.S.: as for pricing, for what she offered, it was $ but gave her a. 2 tip on top of that for anyone knowing what the going rate is.
PuntaJaco43
09-23-23, 07:33
I'm still buzzing with excitement after my visit to Camelia Spa nestled in Boulevard Square Office park. Like on Arlington Blvd in Falls Church.
The entrance was pretty discreet / low key.
May was a total babe. She got some highlights in her hair. Milky smooth fair skin with them DSL. When I saw her she was wearing this sexy red top with white polka dots. She welcomed me with a full body-to-body embrace, breasts all up on my chest. When she started working on my body. The attention to detail was impeccable. From light fingernail strokes across my body contours to soft kisses in my ear. The blend of hot and cold sensations had me struggling to stay still. It was like a full-body ASMR experience.
As we moved on, my senses were on high alert. May was above me, her soft hands exploring further. Noticing my anticipation, she signaled towards her lips and wet tongue. Guiding my hand from my neck down my chest, she took me further down into the warmth and moisture. "Bad bad boy you want to take it all?" The way May whispered that shit softly into my ear gave me goosebumps all over and of course. Made me hard AF. Nothing of her was idle. Lips, knockers, hands, everything was always doing something. A full donation should always include this type of service and enthusiasm.
My dudes the buildup was like art. Had to take control and I turned her around, gripped her hips, and hell yeah had my way with her. Our rhythm intensified until I couldn't hold back any longer, ending on a high note.
After a moment to relax and clean up, I complimented May on the fantastic experience as I was leaving. She gave me a real cute grin and told me to come visit again soon.Wow! I could feel junior rustling while reading this review. Not sure what happened but these last few days there have been a lot of reviews and commentary from just regular members, many with only a handful of posts to their name. Almost all of them well written and thought out. Maybe it was all the talk last week of fake reviews and then all the encouragement for new members to post. Well done! We need more of this and seniors should step forward to comment good or bad on new members reviews. I know that helped me in the early days.
Regards.
Pj.
PilotAviator
09-23-23, 08:20
I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).
That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).
This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.
I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.
I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.
PA
PilotAviator
09-23-23, 08:26
I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).
It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
LoveDemAzn
09-23-23, 08:44
I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).
That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).
This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.
I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.
I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.
PAYes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.
CuriousVaMan
09-23-23, 10:30
DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.
Needed to kill some time. After some browsing online I decided to check out this AMP that was on Andrus road in Alexandria, VA. Should treat yourself once in a while ya know. And no better way then to let go a huge load of release in some Asian.
I was in luck b / c they told me that some new girl just arrived that went by Wendy. Not a bad looker. I'd say around 35-40. Still sexy with sexy technique. Her traditional massage was superior to many I've experienced at other AMP's. Like I know we usually go for the "secret menu" shit so I'm always impressed when they really give it a go with the conventional shit. The table shower was thorough and added a sensual touch to the mood. Butter'd me up good, y'all.
Wendy overall demeanor was very intimate, adding small touches of care throughout the session, which greatly enhanced the experience. Sometimes it's the added flair that really transforms the experience. Kinda like when you go to a Chinese restaurant and DGAF that they sprinkle a little of that magic MSG dust. My brain going to fucking love it. But yeah all the really intimate stuff I covered up, including the CBJ. The time spent felt longer than an hour, and I appreciated that Crystal didn't keep an eye on the clock. A pet peeve of mine. No BS rushing leading up to the grand finale of some mish. Pounded her hard till I dumped trucked a load all up in there. Overall Wendy was incredibly attentive and that's always sexy in a girl. Sets apart the noobs from the pros. Cleaned up and I thanked her for being a great time.
SteveSmithAbq
09-23-23, 10:37
DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.
Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.
People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.
I've seen the reports on waxing services in Northern Virginia. But wondering if anyone knows a place to get waxed in the Woodbridge to Manassas area. Preferably with a little extra but not a must.
I know Mira does it without extra fun but she doesn't even allow OTC.
Thanks for any tips that keeps me from driving too far north. PM messages welcomed.
Wow! I could feel junior rustling while reading this review. Not sure what happened but these last few days there have been a lot of reviews and commentary from just regular members, many with only a handful of posts to their name. Almost all of them well written and thought out. Maybe it was all the talk last week of fake reviews and then all the encouragement for new members to post. Well done! We need more of this and seniors should step forward to comment good or bad on new members reviews. I know that helped me in the early days.
Regards.
Pj.I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.
So disappointing!
Cuckold1234
09-23-23, 17:17
I was wondering. Who was your ATF there? It was one of my first regular spots ever too and was wondering if it was the same lady? It would have been 2019 or so for me. She had a massive pair.
I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).
It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
NotUnlisted
09-23-23, 20:45
Been traveling to Herndon for work over the past few months and visited Moon last time I was in town. Enjoyed my session but looking to expand when I go back in a few weeks. Not interested in FS, more CBJ or BBBJ with a little DATO.
Fairly new to the site. I've seen recommendations here in the past but know things change and staff turns over. Don't know the area too well so surrounding area is an option but seems to be plenty of options where I already stay. Thanks in advance.
So what does ethnicity have to do with access to FS? Is it stereotypes about size of equipment? Do they trust asians more than others? I thought the only color that most providers see is green as in your money. If you tip well and see them often they are inventived to keep you happy and returning.
Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.
I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.
RegularJoe1985
09-24-23, 12:29
Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.
Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.
Could try calling instead of texting.
Mustang946
09-24-23, 15:54
I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).
It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
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Mustang946
09-24-23, 15:59
Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.
Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.
Could try calling instead of texting.She goes home once a year.
SweetDickBilly
09-24-23, 17:41
I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.
So disappointing!I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.
As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.
I will be returning to give Coco a try.
Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.
PilotAviator
09-24-23, 23:23
Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.
Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.
Could try calling instead of texting.Currently traveling. Returning later next week.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.
Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.
People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.I agree that this would be helpful. I recently noted that same issue, an overly positive post that seemed fake, but my comment was deleted as being argumentative. I apologize if I offended someone. I was just trying to help.
As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.
Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.
She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.
Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).
Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.
Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?
Got a text from MMS that there's couple of newbies available. Yoki was here name, late 30's with natural sagging C's. Not bad in the look department as she had a nice smile with DSL on her.
Asked for the hour and got to my birthday suit, hopped on the table for some nice hard massage, it wasn't bad with some back walking. Flip came around 40 minutes and she motioned if I wanted to take her for a ride. Why not, of course negotiations came and she was adamant that she get ahold of the greenies. Usually this is where I am turned off and I put on my clothes and walked out, but she was nice and I wanted to sample this Dim Sum so I fold.
This girl was shy and reserved, but it's all an act so you would think they're innocent. The minute the crown goes on, it's on like donkey kong with that head game. Not too shabby as I was standing there and she was on her knees. I laid back onto the table and asked her to turn for some dinner but got rejected so I just laid there watching her head game. Hopped on for CG, Doggy, and Mish with her legs straight to her head and I was defeated. Cleaned up and say our farewells.
Face: 7- with nice smiles.
Body: 6- 5' spinner body with suction therapy marks on shoulders and back. Small ass with natural sagging C's and big nips.
Serv: 7- good massage and no rush.
Damages: 220 calories lost.
Overall: Good visit but with her it's one and done.
Until next time gents.
I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.
Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.
After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).
A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.
Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.
For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.
Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.
ShortMan22
09-25-23, 12:32
Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.
Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.
Could try calling instead of texting.Maybe she's on vacation? Usually when she doesn't answer ger text. She's usually on vacation or out of the county.
ShortMan22
09-25-23, 12:39
[QUOTE=RegularJoe1985;6612518]Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.
Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.
Could try calling instead of texting.
LoveFromFrank
09-25-23, 14:33
I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.I'm both laughing and crying for you at the same time bro, wtaf. Sorry you were made to endure such an encounter. Why'all need to be tougher on the market out here. The ladies in these parlors damn near charge an arm and leg for cfs and now pull this stuff? Crazy.
Was going to write a post anyway might as well throw it in here. Wouldn't normally try a place based on a shilly-sounding report from a low-count poster but I was in a f around and find out mood so I called for an appointment and went in. It was raining and the door was locked when I arrived. I saw a rather fat lady (Coco I assume) slurping on a bowl of noodles, figured the report was fake, and started to leave. She somehow sensed my pervert energy through the door and came running out to retrieve me, noodles flying everywhere (ok no noodles, but she was surprisingly agile). I told her I called for May and she nods furiously and tries to lead me in. I held fast because I can smell a bait-and-switch from a mile away. Are you May? No. Where's May? She's eating. I do massage! No thanks I'll try some other time. Ok I do massage May will finish! Pass, I don't want to interrupt dinner (I did make an appt but whatever). A lot of yelling in Chinese commences and she says May coming! Finally meet May. Thank god she's actually cute. Probably in her 30's-40's medium build.
The massage commences. I hear the outer door open and some unlucky guy comes in and gets greeted by kung fu panda. Poor sucker, I think. Anyway- no shower of any kind. Had to use warm towels with the only cleaning solution they had. Alcohol in a spray bottle. She tried to massage for about 5 minutes and then went to the frilly tickling stuff on the lower body which I absolutely hate. We flip and start negotiating. She will try to start high but you can get 140 for all covered (I spent a little extra to unlock the BBBJ). She looks good naked and nice chest. Even though I hate fakes, hers were well done. Not hard at all, just firm. And nice ass for a Chinese girl. She did some of the fake sexy talk but not my thing. We finished and she isn't really into helping clean up. I had paid her first at her insistence, a red flag in retrospect. She tells me all done, I have to go clean up. I start dressing and look at the clock, realizing I foolishly paid for an hour and she ghosted at about 35 minutes. The bigger one comes in and excitedly suggests I see her next time. Um, how about the hour I paid for? So sorry next time take care of you! Then I realize, hey what's she even doing here? Isn't she supposed to be massaging the other guy? Turns out May ran out the second I finished to take over the other massage. Thus I am shorted time and left to be consoled by not-May.
Anyone who has been to a cAMP knows this is all standard. So I wasn't too put out. My fault for forgetting cAMP rules. They were both nice. I used to have not one but two Chinese Mays on the roster back in the day who were young, sweet, did an amazing massage, and gave me enthusiastic full service. I might have been nostalgic because of the name May. Still not a bad time. I need an actual massage so I'm not sure this will be in my lineup but kudos to OP for the report, sorry for assuming you were a shill. And glad the guy below actually prefers Coco. There's no way she's competing with May on looks (for most of us) but she was still super nice.
I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.
As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.
I will be returning to give Coco a try.
Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.
PilotAviator
09-25-23, 18:00
As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.
Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.
She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.
Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).
Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.
Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?
WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.
Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
LowerBackPain
09-25-23, 19:37
Thanks for the report 4 N8, nice write up. Though not my type (as I'm still hooked on the TS and AMP experience; maybe 10 years from now when those boobs start to sag) I enjoy reading about this broad. Joyce sounds like a real peach!!
I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.
Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.
After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).
A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.
Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.
For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.
Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.
WOW. two full-fare visits in a 12-hour time frame.
Great report. Enjoy the hobby. Do not let the hobby become an impediment to paying your rent and other bills on-time.
Also remember to post reports and to always be nice to the ladies.
PA.Haha, yeah. Thanks! Kinda gave a little break after that twice under 12 hours time frame encounter and decided to space it out for twice every month. Now, waiting for the new month to start haha. I kinda want to try some MT who might be open to some dfk. Does anyone have suggestions?
PolknVet431
09-26-23, 10:03
Well from my end I wanted to stop leachin / lurkin and start contributing to ya'll as well.Thanks, you inspired me to finally share after lurking. The tips here definitely helped me, its time way past time to give back.
PuntaJaco43
09-26-23, 11:42
The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!
Now to the main attraction!
Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!
Of course, then you have Nicole; she holds it all together. She is the mature one there but very, very alluring. This is one special woman, and she knows it.
More options if the above doesn't satisfy:
Another option at this spa, (We all like options) is to order up half sessions. Book an hour and split your time. I did it, why should you be any different. The better you know the girls the easier it is to do. What a novel idea! Two weeks ago, I spent HR with Nicole; I had not seen her in a while and wanted to reconnect. She gave me a crunch of a massage, (this gal is a real CMT trained in Tiawan, no nonsense; she is very serious, it was the best HR of totally good pain and fun. At the halfway point I cried "Uncle", she then sends in Coco to put on the finishing touches. WOW! (Coco has moved on to make way for Sunny returning Today I believe.).
I suggest you try the above scenario with Nicole but add either Cheri or Sunny to the mix. That would be like Dynamite! I should try that, but I need to consult my Cardiologist first. Do not do 4 hands; that never works IMHO but YMMV. FYI, you need to text Nicole exactly on how you want this to play out it; don't just walk in.
I have been visiting this place since February, I have never stayed with one spa for so long. All the young ladies, especially Nicole, will make you feel wanted. Everyone that visits get a weekly reminder from Nicole of the upcoming line up. Who else would go to so much trouble?
The New York young gals:
I am seeing a shift, coming from New York, of much younger providers. They are coming here. They just need to feel wanted. They want to be here. Tip them well so we can keep them in Nova forever. I mean. What young Asian gal (there are hundreds of them) wants to deal with the New York crowd? Plus, their football teams are so overrated!!
I'm going to hear it now!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
May Wellness is located at 236 in Fairfax. Not to be confused with M and why Wellness just around the corner.
PolknVet431
09-26-23, 12:01
Longtime Lurker first time poster. I'll start by saying thanks for providing intel to a green newbie who finally got the nerve to go for it. The dream was lucid and started with a call to make an appointment. Mamasa asked if I visit before of course! I arrive 15 minutes early dressed in Business Casual (def over dressed LOL). Mamas you sure you've been here before, Yes I was so nervous I gave her a Jackson tip in addition to the house fee. After a few visits I notice Mamasa changed as well, at first I thought here we go ahead but the new ones never asked. The MT was middle aged typical nova (you guys prepared me for this) a little flirty it eased my nervs, during the TS just as junior started to awake, I was moved to the sauna which felt like forever junior goes back to sleep. After FIV minutes we moved to the back room, a few minutes into massage I touch MT leg no issue, she giggles I touch leg higher no issue. She continues. On the flip she gently brushes over junior a few time then negoc starts. CFS $.30 miss, k9. After a few visits here I learned it was a typical Crapshoot and learned what YMMV means. This place has since closed a hint MT yolo, sunny.
This spot prepared me to venture out to New King Spa near the dojo, to look for June or Penny. I ended up getting Sophie she was playful and got the hint with Light touch. She had me lay on my back, she hopped on the table and straddle me while lightly rubbing my back, with a few soft kisses she continued to kiss lower and lower and teased the office. I though I hit the jackpot but no dice junior was excited I flipped myself, nego at $ .30 she started CCG finished miss. Overall a fun session, as she seem to enjoy it I've never made it back but plan too.
Last encounter Dragon Massage I think her name was Wendy a beauty finest one I've visited hands down, FS was off the table this was the most expensive HJ ever $. 50 she was supposed to remove top and bottom but only unbuckled top and slightly pull down bottom. I switch from roaming under top to rubbing round bottom with her dirty talk and technique It was a decent finish as I imaged PT the whole time. Have not repeated.
Tips I'll offer to the newbs visit early in the week, early in the day. If asked you've been there before chances are Mamasa new. Have your budget set I 'll usually have expected amount in 1 pocket and extra jack or ham in another. If your firm with your $.20 or $.30 chances they will take it. If possible remove clothes in front of MT, sometimes they take a long time to come back to the room. If its your first visit go with TS, then pass on it. I always shower before anyway. Also search the forum for past fun encounters, it seems once there's a new report everyone race to that spot which I understand they may leave soon, but past gems maybe more eager than the overworked newly in demand MT. I will think of a closing outro. Tbc.
PrivatePyle
09-26-23, 14:16
The other day I had a very delightful session with a beautiful young Chinese princes named Cheri, 30 years old, tall, and slender shy and very cuddly. I have visited her before when she was here 4 months ago working alongside Sunny. She is back! They both are! She lives in New York but prefers the gents in Nova. (She volunteered the info) Exquisite body, slender hourglass figure with a smile that will buckle your knees and boy did I want to take her home. She comes across as the girl next door, (maybe the girl next door in flushing) so innocent looking and shy but gents. She is anything but. Cheri gives a superb massage. She starts by pushing on my lower back for 15 minutes, just pushing from one side to the other to get me loosened up and feeling good. I adore this woman she is a must see and you can see it all, but, only in your dreams. You must be extremely polite and respectful with her, no degenerates please. Be gentle, caring, and romantic, (yes just like me) and she will come around but then YMMV!
Now to the main attraction!
Sunny is the star of the show and there are many of you that have been with this young lady. Both Cheri and Sunny have very similar looks and figures, but Sunny is the direct opposite of Cheri in personality. While Cheri is somewhat shy and reserved, Sunny, on the other hand, will come right at you with that incredible flirtatious personality. It's like being on a first date with a gal that is crazy about you. Anyhow, she is 30 years old, killer body tall and slender athletic looking. (Looks like one of those tight female Olympic runners) One beautiful and charming Chinese woman. What a wonderful gal! I have been with both multiple times, but I can't get enough of their massage skills; it's intoxicating!.I have been seeing Nicole's crew for the past six months and never left disappointed or felt my money was not well spent. Unlike other places, I always get my full hour and am never rushed out. I have seen Cheri a couple of times and agree with PJ's comments. She does seem to know intuitively what I like during the massage and comes back to those spots repeatedly. She does this little thing of running her fingers down my sides and then slightly under my thighs that makes me lift my pelvis in anticipation--always rewarding. She is shy and I am not much of a talker--so, it's a pretty quiet hour devoted to pleasure.
TheDrowned
09-26-23, 16:27
I have a love and hate relationship with QQ2 spa. Lots of turnover means lack of consistency and I often compare this place to a typical Asian crapshoot.
There's been some real winners here, like Cici and more recently with Wendy.
Here 0. 5 for 30 min plus 1. 5 for FS isn't a bad wrap because you get a fairly young and def sexy Chinese girl that gives you free reign and makes the time (and money) spent worthwhile. I'm not asking for love but you can spot an expert from an amateur in how they make you feel. Nobody wants to bang a starfish, right? There needs to be engagement and chemistry at least to some degree or I can't nut.
I went back to Qq2 the other night in hopes of seeing Wendy but she was already rotated out and I was greeted with a shorter and frumpier looking Chinese girl. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't as pretty as Wendy so if I had been thinking more than with little brain I would have walked out and saved 200 for another trip, but she insisted I should try her and I (mistakenly) accepted her offer. I told her I wasn't interested in massage and instead handed her $$ and asked her to spend 30 min with me in the same manner Wendy does.
Water forgets the name of this one so I'm just going to call her Goofball for lack of a better term. Goofball has some nice pair of tits. She's easily in her 50's but these are some solid natural Ds with some nice pointy nipples. Goofball probably was pretty attractive when she was young but the glamor has started to fade here and she was wearing these fake eyelashes that didn't really do her any favors. Age gracefully as I always say. There's beauty in age. Don't try to chase the former years.
So Goofball does something I had never seen before. She grabs a condom AND a plastic wrap piece. She puts on the condom and then applies the plastic wrap over it like some kind of maniac and proceeds to give me a CCBJ. She's got pretty decent mic skills. Too bad I couldn't feel fucking any of it. Anyway after practicing some solid social distancing on my dick she takes off the layer of plastic wrap and we move to the main event. Things started off well in mish but when I moved to nurse on those delicious Ds she thrust out her hand like Vader and started force choking me away. I'm 6 inches deep and yet I'm not good enough to lick the tits. Total mood killer. I try to lean down and get back into it with a kiss and am denied again. Too many rules and restrictions and at this point she's a broken record just repeating please cum please cum. I've yet to cum on demand, I don't know why these girls insist that I can be Jedi mindtricked like that. In fact I'd argue it does the opposite and I went soft serve on this dessert real quick.
Things soured at this point and while I tried to change into a more comfortable position I eventually just lost the urge altogether and told her flat out there's no chemistry here and that she's definitely nowhere close to Wendy's skills. The fantasy was killed and Goofball tried to resurrect my member but I assure you her necromancy skills are about as good as her abilities in sex. Nevertheless she tried to finish me off with a HJ and started another first for me. She closed her eyes and stuck out her tongue and started making slurping noses like she was blowing a raspberry onto an invisible belly. It was NOT sexy, just fucking hilarious with a tinge of embarrassing. In order to save face I started to laser focus on her tits and figured they were a good size and shape for a Russian finish. I told her if she wanted this nightmare to come to an end the least she could do was offer those tits to me and let me slide my member up and down them until I came. She reluctantly complied but complied nonetheless. I sprayed over Goofballs tits and managed to salvage a pretty miserable session.
Will not repeat. Hopefully some new talent can resurface in a month with more promise.
This subject comes up regularly: how much to tip in Northern Va. And be fair, yet not feel ripped off? Before the pandemic my general practice was 1. 0 for a very good TS, ST massage, and DATY followed by a simulated BJ (actually a skillful HE) or a CBJ. Now, however, it seems like the ladies expect 1. 4. To me that's bullshit because for not much more you can get CFS, BBBJ, DFK, and more at one of the more limited entry places (if you can get verified). Or you can go to PG County and do better than that unless the prices there also went up.
I've held the line so far at not going above 1. 2 for what I used to pay 1. 0. But I haven't repeated yet at any of these places and am not sure what the service will be like for a second round. Has anyone had a different - - better or worse - - experience? As many have said before this, it'd be good if we could hold the line as a group and keep prices fair to the ladies, but more reasonable.After reading FourNick8's report on Amy's Thai Massage.
Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
Walked in this morning and was met by KK. She does indeed have huge boobs but also a bit older. She took me arm in arm to the back massage room and Amy peeked out of the kitchen. In the room paid for an hour and asked what extras were available. She said no FS but we agreed on a naked BBBJ (no condom) for 120 tip. She comes back after dropping my money off and refuses to get naked; only pulls top up and teddies pulled out of that heavy duty bra and pulls her shorts down to her knees. She then sneaks a piece of saran wrap over Jr and leans over me during the BJ so I can't even get to her tits.
This really sucked and after 5 minutes I pull her panties down and get a little FIV before she straightens up and goes from BJ to HJ. At least now I have access to those teddies. Nothing else really to look at as she is old and has gut rolls and her pussy is big harry and sloppy. She does get me to cum with the HJ and right after clean up she tries to put on my socks while still on the table. (this after 20 minutes). I remind her I paid for an hour and she is already dressed and says the clothes aren't coming off again so I just ask for a massage. She is rubbing my big head so hard that I just get up and leave. IMO 200 wasted.
On the way out I stop in the kitchen to see Amy and she is all smiles. She greets me with a hug and LFK and even shares her lunch with me to take home. I enjoyed the 5 min the Amy more than the session with KK and it was free. Still unsatisfied I drove to Classic Nails to see my ATF Viet but she was busy so I made an appointment for another day. Still couldn't get that Amy kiss off my mind so I drove back to East and rang the bell.
KK opened the door again and I asked for Amy. Went to the room and paid for an hour but this time she insisted on including a massage and I said OK as long as she was buck naked. Off came the clothes and she climbed on the table with me and started a Thai style massage. I lived in Thailand and had hundreds of these but they never start out naked. She told me later through translator that she owned a Thai massage joint in Taipei but couldn't do it naked there because of the police. I told her to be careful over here too. She was really good and would return just for the naked massage but I wanted more off the menu.
Now it was my turn and so laid her down for a good solid 15 min of DATY and DFK before I just slipped it in BB with no complaints. This is the second time I fucked her BB but just couldn't finish that way because both were second rounds. After that a little BBBJ and then HJ finish as she called me out for the session with KK 30 earlier. At least I got her personal digits to call her up now.
Will definitely come back for Amy but not KK.
KK.
PROS: big tits.
CONS: Old, gut, won't get naked, no FS, Saran BJ, fat sloppy hairy pussy, shorted on time, bad service, lied about services.
Amy:
PROS: gets naked immediately, DFK, fantastic naked Thai massage, BBBJ, BBFS, happy good attitude, petite, nice round ass, nice trimmed tasty pussy.
CONS: flat chested with eraser nips.I decided to make another trip toward Eastern. If she wasn't available, I was going to hop down the road and get a decent massage from Linda. That was the plan, however when "Mammasa" opened the door I quickly decided she was "good enough" to hit once and wasn't disappointed to hear that Amy had departed.
Instead of receiving Amy's Legendary Thai Massage I received no negotiation GFE.
Now for the hard part, what to tip. First there's the standard rate for services rendered. Next a bonus for not having to engage in "shop talk". When I first started the hobby on one end of the scale was "Slam-Blam-Thank-You Mamam" at the other "I forgot it was a Service".
Mark this visit as "Inflation" since I plan to visit again.
PilotAviator
09-26-23, 18:51
Repeat visit to ST in WS.
Same place. Same staff.
But, today the staff lacked energy / fun vibe.
The massage seemed like work, and they were tired of work.
I was not shorted on time. By the end of the hour, I'd had standard AMP fun at standard rates -- but not anywhere near as fun before. Shame as prior to this visit I had planned to make ST a bi-weekly destination. I'll visit other places for a while, and ST will still have a warm place in my memories, but my visits will likely be few with many weeks / months separation.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
After reading FourNick8's report on Amy's Thai Massage.
I decided to make another trip toward Eastern. If she wasn't available, I was going to hop down the road and get a decent massage from Linda. That was the plan, however when "Mammasa" opened the door I quickly decided she was "good enough" to hit once and wasn't disappointed to hear that Amy had departed.
Instead of receiving Amy's Legendary Thai Massage I received no negotiation GFE.
Now for the hard part, what to tip. First there's the standard rate for services rendered. Next a bonus for not having to engage in "shop talk". When I first started the hobby on one end of the scale was "Slam-Blam-Thank-You Mamam" at the other "I forgot it was a Service".
Mark this visit as "Inflation" since I plan to visit again.My post linked here is NOT about Eastern but the newly opened AMP in the next building at 1109X lee Hwy 2 FL unit 10X Fairfax. Amy the naked Thai massage provider (she is not Thai but Taiwanese) does NOT work at Eastern, she works at the new place.
The new place at 1109X lee Hwy 2 FL unit 10X Fairfax just has the word A M P on the door and are listed in Rubmaps as East Massage. Amy and KK are still the only ones working there. She texts me every morning asking me when I am coming back.
PuntaJaco43
09-27-23, 10:59
I have a love and hate relationship with QQ2 spa. Lots of turnover means lack of consistency and I often compare this place to a typical Asian crapshoot.
There's been some real winners here, like Cici and more recently with Wendy.
Here 0. 5 for 30 min plus 1. 5 for FS isn't a bad wrap because you get a fairly young and def sexy Chinese girl that gives you free reign and makes the time (and money) spent worthwhile. I'm not asking for love but you can spot an expert from an amateur in how they make you feel. Nobody wants to bang a starfish, right? There needs to be engagement and chemistry at least to some degree or I can't nut.
I went back to Qq2 the other night in hopes of seeing Wendy but she was already rotated out and I was greeted with a shorter and frumpier looking Chinese girl. She wasn't ugly but she wasn't as pretty as Wendy so if I had been thinking more than with little brain I would have walked out and saved 200 for another trip, but she insisted I should try her and I (mistakenly) accepted her offer. I told her I wasn't interested in massage and instead handed her $$ and asked her to spend 30 min with me in the same manner Wendy does.
Water forgets the name of this one so I'm just going to call her Goofball for lack of a better term. Goofball has some nice pair of tits. She's easily in her 50's but these are some solid natural Ds with some nice pointy nipples. Goofball probably was pretty attractive when she was young but the glamor has started to fade here and she was wearing these fake eyelashes that didn't really do her any favors. Age gracefully as I always say. There's beauty in age. Don't try to chase the former years.
So Goofball does something I had never seen before. She grabs a condom AND a plastic wrap piece. She puts on the condom and then applies the plastic wrap over it like some kind of maniac and proceeds to give me a CCBJ. She's got pretty decent mic skills. Too bad I couldn't feel fucking any of it. Anyway after practicing some solid social distancing on my dick she takes off the layer of plastic wrap and we move to the main event. Things started off well in mish but when I moved to nurse on those delicious Ds she thrust out her hand like Vader and started force choking me away. I'm 6 inches deep and yet I'm not good enough to lick the tits. Total mood killer. I try to lean down and get back into it with a kiss and am denied again. Too many rules and restrictions and at this point she's a broken record just repeating please cum please cum. I've yet to cum on demand, I don't know why these girls insist that I can be Jedi mindtricked like that. In fact I'd argue it does the opposite and I went soft serve on this dessert real quick.
Will not repeat. Hopefully some new talent can resurface in a month with more promise.On this board there always seems to be a possible answer to anything and here's my take.
Two years ago, I had this gorgeous Koran ATF that worked out of Reston Wellness, (She No longer is there) on my second visit, as we are getting hot and heavy, I tell her that I must make love to her, and I can't wait (She is a full-service gal just to lay the groundwork) I nonchalantly tried to be inconspicuous as I navigated around those luscious thighs and just as I was getting ready to slide junior in, she halts my progress; she gives me a playful evil look and says that we need a condom. I graciously concur, she gets one out of the drawer, unwraps it and with her long fingernails clumsily attempts to fit this cover over my little head. I protest and I tell her to roll it on with her mouth and suck the hell out of it!! Now she looks up and meekly says that she can't stand the taste of it, (Not my dick but the condom) so now I go at it with her for several minutes, I am hot, I pull out and go down on her and OMG – what a horrible taste. (Not her but the cover) Possibly this was the reason for your double wrapping.
On my third visit to my ATF, she dished it out raw as we decided to dispense with all that nonsense.
To conclude:
I would suggest that on your next visit, ask Goofball for a BBBJ, and if she refuses, walk across the street (don't forget to put your cloths on first) to AW and see the Korean gals, for a professionally administered "raw" Bocchino.
Gentlemen always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
G'day boys.
Thanks for all the intel here. I'm new to MoCo and have been referred to here and I can see why LOL.
I will add my recon as I dab in and out of NOVA.
I am eyeing this one in tysons / mclean. She advertises on CL. Here's the link: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/mc-lean-authentic-massage/7668227020.html.
Here's a pic as well.
I tried going thru this massive forum and either missed her or she doesn't get talked about much. Any intel before I make the dive would be appreciated. Feel free to PM.
Thank you and if any of you military boys going out to Guam, let me know and ill put you in touch with some local island freaks and Chinese married milfs.
SteveSmithAbq
09-28-23, 13:33
G'day boys.
Thanks for all the intel here. I'm new to MoCo and have been referred to here and I can see why LOL.
I will add my recon as I dab in and out of NOVA.
I am eyeing this one in tysons / mclean. She advertises on CL. Here's the link: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/mc-lean-authentic-massage/7668227020.html.
Here's a pic as well.
I tried going thru this massive forum and either missed her or she doesn't get talked about much. Any intel before I make the dive would be appreciated. Feel free to PM.
Thank you and if any of you military boys going out to Guam, let me know and ill put you in touch with some local island freaks and Chinese married milfs.I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.
Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.
Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.
She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.
Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage
I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.
Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.
Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.
She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.
Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassageThank you for the prompt reply mate! Check your messages please.
SteveSmithAbq
09-28-23, 14:37
Thank you for the prompt reply mate! Check your messages please.Your inbox is full. Please clear the messages and I will reply.
CanaPunter
09-28-23, 14:48
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassageAva just takes $120 and does absolutely nothing for it. If you want something, it is extra. The biggest rip off.
MikeWhiskey
09-28-23, 16:55
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/franconia-van-dorn-alexandri/23069371.html
Had a great session with Asian Amy. She was very welcoming and made me feel comfortable as soon as I walked in. She's got great man mades up top and an average Asian ass. Now I will admit I was a little taken aback by her strong Thai facial features. I opted for hh massage because I was short on time and wanted fun afterwards. The massage was average and was over before I knew it. Then came time for fun. I told her I wanted everything and she went to get supplies. Worked up a good sweat in all the standard positions. Self showered and bid her farewell. Total damage 200. I would recommend seeing her because she was very easy going and didn't empty my pockets. I remember her ads use to have a picture of her face and I recognized her as soon as I saw her. Anyone have that picture? PM me.
VelvetySkin
09-28-23, 17:55
Circumstances found me in the Fairfax area again. Wanted to try another staff here but she seemed busy so I opted my ATF, grace. My visit was late afternoon on a weekend, and the road traffic was likely significantly less that a weekday. Anyway she hugged me warmly and kissed on my cheek. As you know, Asian women age well, and what appeared to be large B's, small C's. I am unsure of her age, I would estimate 40's and up. I took the half hour. I am not a fan of the curtain "door". Walls are up to the ceiling. I asked for soft because I was very tired. Needed to take some nap if possible. I don't recall the massage, but there was adequate teasing, as my interest in her grew as the session continued. On the flip, donations were discussed. The basic was. 6, and nude CBJ was 1. 0. She revealed a set of headlights significantly larger than C's and which I found attractive, I also found her ass attractive. I was able to achieve my goal. Cover was in her mouth and I filled it. Would I repeat? I would, and would repeat with a new talent there. Upon my exit, I heard some moaning noise of her in a room.
Ava just takes $120 and does absolutely nothing for it. If you want something, it is extra. The biggest rip off.I got same experience, massage is OK and she has very limited menu. Will ask you to DIY if you have the stamina. But I did not try Nunu, maybe there will be different. However, Lucy delivered good massage and try to get the job done without any complaints.
Zell.
My ranking of Thai independents who do FS.
1. Alexa.
2. Annie.
3. Tiffany.
4. Lisa.
5. Nisha.
Thailand Thai, not Taiwanese. Enjoy!
I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.
Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.
Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.
She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.
Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage
Abby who used to be at Anna H spa in Annandale was a board favorite. Unfortunately she has gone to New York. Does anyone know if Anna H spa has any new talent who provide similar services?
SwiftChariot
09-29-23, 13:59
My ranking of Thai independents who do FS.
1. Alexa.
2. Annie.
3. Tiffany.
4. Lisa.
5. Nisha.
Thailand Thai, not Taiwanese. Enjoy!A shorter list would be those who don't.
CanaPunter
09-29-23, 14:03
I got same experience, massage is OK and she has very limited menu. Will ask you to DIY if you have the stamina. But I did not try Nunu, maybe there will be different. However, Lucy delivered good massage and try to get the job done without any complaints.
Zell.Mine was different in a sense that I didn't even get a massage.
A shorter list would be those who don't.Tara.
Kk.
Sydney.
Pim.
Lin.
At least for me. Of course YMMV!
I saw some reviews of a new place in Fairfax with young hot ladies so I decided to check it out as was not disappointed. I went early in the morning to beat the rush and it is a good thing as it looks like they get busy. I drew Mia, who is hot! She is about 5-5 and thin. From her neck down she would easily pass for being in her 20's but my guess is that she is in her 30's. I got to suck on her small natural boobs eat her puss and get a saran wrap BJ which was actually very good. She said to bring my own cover next time. Damage $50 for 30 minute massage and $140 tip. A little on the high side but sometimes I am not good at negotiating. She is Taiwanese. Seems there have been a large influx of Taiwanese in this hobby in the last year.
I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.
Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.
Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.
She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.
Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage🫦129766;129766;amazing lucy🫦129766;129766; **new number** - 46.
SteveSmithAbq
09-30-23, 16:10
🫦129766;129766;amazing lucy🫦129766;129766; **new number** - 46.Can't see your link but I think you have the right one. She advertises here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage
I see her because she gives a great strong massage, the best PM play. I've never tried BJ, FS with her.
I've seen her. I think she goes by Reeya. She is Thai -.
Pros: attractive. Clean apartment. Decent massage.
Cons: doesn't speak great English, is a little reserved and we didn't quite vibe.
She does offer extras other than a NOVA finish, but I didn't partake.
Overall a good option if you'd like try an attractive Thai.
My Top Thai recos would be: Lucy (great massage) and Ava (attractive and vivacious. I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend) - they advertise here:
https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassageThat's surprising, I've asked but haven't gotten extras from her. Always a great nova, though. And definitely good English, I would say intermediate toefl. She has that cute American style Thai accent.
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