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Glazedhuman
11-02-06, 00:16
At least I'm not writing the Monger bible alone. If we keep this up we could end up with a new thread if not a new religion.

Monger's Serenity Prayer (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462798&postcount=1709)

Rev. Benchseats RockYou're Awesome!

Gintonicrocks
11-02-06, 00:24
After a bad troll of B/CB and Pats, after getting off of work, I decided to head home to NE side. Decided to call JH for a session. Was told " we not busy, come right now!". When I got there, I was met by "Emily", and payed up for a half hr. massage.

After being taken to room, I asked for ts, and was totally satisfied by attention given by "Emily" to my cleanliness. After returning to room, I left .9 on the corner stand and proceeded with my massage. After a few minutes I was told to turn over and "Emily" covered the the Jaques. Tonic loved the attention he received, and will go back. Thank God I RTFF'D, saved me Hamiltons.

She is a 8.5 on looks (baby fat), with 5.0 on massage skills, 8.0 on technique. I'll be back.

Ronaldo7
11-02-06, 07:14
Thanks Ronaldo for your report. I went to see Candy today and was not disappointed. Although I think even if she had perfect teeth you are being too generous to rate her a 10. I would rate her overall in looks a 7.5 on the Baltimore AMP Scale, and a 6 on the Civilian Scale. But for personality I would give her a 9. Also, her true age is about 30.I felt compelled to make her an appointment and offer to pay for a visit to a DDS/DMD.

Maybe she was 30, but she certainly had that immature/innocent teen thing down pat!

Man, what a nice body.

Johnny Fever35
11-02-06, 10:09
Missing the consident results at ML and in the mood, decided to tray one of the HC amp's. The results were as I have experienced in the past. Spotty service and not worth the jack.

Really miss the ML girls. Had Sassa #, but she must have changed #'s.

Benchseats Rock
11-02-06, 18:32
Missing the consident results at ML and in the mood, decided to tray one of the HC amp's. The results were as I have experienced in the past. Spotty service and not worth the jack.

Really miss the ML girls. Had Sassa #, but she must have changed #'s.


If you only paid a jack then you should consider yourself for even getting spotty service. I mean I'm cheap, but even that is beyond what I would try and get away with.

Nice to see I have a fan.

Lique is back in town so I am off to D.C. for the evening or three - I guess it depends on who's coming with me and if there is going to be a dog cage in the room this time.


Rev. Benchseats Rock

Larry 56
11-02-06, 19:25
At least I'm not writing the Monger bible alone. If we keep this up we could end up with a new thread if not a new religion.

Monger's Serenity Prayer (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462798&postcount=1709)



Rev. Benchseats Rock


Why do I think that we are all going to hell? ;)


Larry!

Johnny Fever35
11-03-06, 09:30
"Benchseats Rock

If you only paid a jack then you should consider yourself for even getting spotty service. I mean I'm cheap, but even that is beyond what I would try and get away with."

Benchseats,

No doubt You are the man. Sorry to say it was 2 jacks + tip. Only thing good about it was that it was only 1/2 hr. Bad service and gave a tip anyway as I just wanted to get out of there quick. I know no guts.

I had been to that AMP before ML. They always had several girls.

Some good some not so good as far as service. But this time looked like only the older lady who answered the door was the only one there. She asked to the fee and left. I told her 'give me a good girl and i'll become a regular". Surprise she came back for the massage. I should have left then but had already paid. My mistake to have paid.

I'm all for low prices. Once I learn more about Routes and Rules of the road will try my hand or whatever that. And yes I RTFF.

In big D it's different- Hairy Hines and Nw highway-they are in cars and give the "high sign". But like here have to be careful as Leo is about so you have to be alert. Have taken some practice runs and looking forward to becoming more comfortable with that scene.

Larry 56
11-03-06, 13:53
Does anyone remember that MP on Rt. 40 in Ellicott City. They had a ton of great looking women who would only HJ. I went once and got so frustrated that I never returned. All I wanted to do is jump that woman I was with but alas no dice.



Larry!

Johnny Fever35
11-03-06, 15:44
"Larry 56
Senior Member

Reports: 641 Does anyone remember that MP on Rt. 40 in Ellicott City. They had a ton of great looking women who would only HJ. I went once and got so frustrated that I never returned. All I wanted to do is jump that woman I was with but alas no dice. "

Not sure but there are a couple right off 40. Service is mostly as you described except the one i visited recently did not" have women only.

a woman-a year or so ago they did have some good looking women.

Stumbler53
11-03-06, 20:44
Larry do you mean the tokoyo spa . It was on the 2nd floor above a cleaner in Ellicott on rt 40. Great amp , lots of pretty girls, good turn over. One stand out that was there for along time was Linda. 30 ish not petite but not large either . Great girl always gave double nut. She would hj at shower or bj right after shower than give a really good massage followed by decent fs. Also only amp that I got two girls at one time . Another amp on 40 was Connie's spa but that was right before patapsco park not in Ellicott city. That was agood spot when it opened but went down hill fast.

Max #01
11-03-06, 21:47
Does anyone remember that MP on Rt. 40 in Ellicott City. They had a ton of great looking women who would only HJ. I went once and got so frustrated that I never returned. All I wanted to do is jump that woman I was with but alas no dice.



Larry!

Larry -- Wow I was just thinking about that place the other day. Weren't they a hair salon or something? I recall they were also multi-ethnic. I remember my session was with an absolutely gorgeous big-hair, big boob brunette who came in wearing a lab coat. I had the same experience -- manual release only. I went crazy being teased like that and never went back. Now that I write this, I think the place I'm thinking about may have been in Colombia??? For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the place, other than the entrance was a narrow driveway between the building and a fence.

Rapid
11-04-06, 14:21
HJ-only-from-a-hot-chick-in-white-jacket sounds like what was offered at the former Absolute Health Spa on Lord Baltimore Ave. If I remember, they lost their lease or closed, and reopened under a different name near Ellicott City. The manager was a large breasted lady who met you in a white jacket at the door, and laid down the rules of engagement as you stared down her cleavage.

Rapid

M1951
11-05-06, 19:37
Just wanted to report on JH. Stopped by today and had a nice expierence. Nice message, with a good finished. 1.0 for service and was well worth. Will repeat soon
Thanks all for the info.

M1951

Trileptal
11-05-06, 21:24
Where is JH I keep hearing about this place but ive never seen ads for it.

Anyone care to share info with me?


Just wanted to report on JH. Stopped by today and had a nice expierence. Nice message, with a good finished. 1.0 for service and was well worth. Will repeat soon
Thanks all for the info.

M1951

Benchseats Rock
11-06-06, 10:42
Where is JH I keep hearing about this place but ive never seen ads for it.

Anyone care to share info with me?


JH is at 34th and Charles. I lived across the street for 4 years furthering my education. Truly, it's one of the only places where the eye candy walking around outside is as great as the offerings that become available once you get inside. They'll even give you a sheepskin if you work hard enough at it - latex just doesn't work for everyone. RTFF - and you'll be fine.


Blue Jays Rock

MrMeyers
11-06-06, 15:52
Benchseats,

JH is in Towson on Joppa, you are confusing it with the place in the city.

I was at JH again today, saw a new girl (lady) working. Very tall and a model's body, for you guys who like pretty older women...she is a must see. But I am addicted to Candy at the moment, she goes above and beyond the call of duty for me. I see another tropical mini vacation soon :)

Larry 56
11-06-06, 18:25
Larry -- Wow I was just thinking about that place the other day. Weren't they a hair salon or something? I recall they were also multi-ethnic. I remember my session was with an absolutely gorgeous big-hair, big boob brunette who came in wearing a lab coat. I had the same experience -- manual release only. I went crazy being teased like that and never went back. Now that I write this, I think the place I'm thinking about may have been in Colombia??? For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the place, other than the entrance was a narrow driveway between the building and a fence.


It may be Columbia. I thought that it was still in Ellicott City. It's right past the park. It was not an AMP, just a MP and the women there were all hot.


Larry!

Benchseats Rock
11-07-06, 06:28
Benchseats,

JH is in Towson on Joppa, you are confusing it with the place in the city.

I was at JH again today, saw a new girl (lady) working. Very tall and a model's body, for you guys who like pretty older women...she is a must see. But I am addicted to Candy at the moment, she goes above and beyond the call of duty for me. I see another tropical mini vacation soon :)


I guess I won't be seeing you at Spring Fair. Try looking at a map.

LexLuther
11-07-06, 09:05
Stumbler53,

You make me recall old memories in talking about those Ellicott City spas. I also remember being in Tokyo when one of the girls suggested I might like a threesome. I've since had them many other places. Mostly the girl-on-girl action is faked, but can still be quite exciting. I don't believe you mentioned Hanna Spa. I believe it was on Corporate Drive or something like that. On 40, near where it turned into 70. Do you remember it? I assume it's closed since I have not heard or read anything about it recently.

Lex

MrMeyers
11-07-06, 10:10
I guess I won't be seeing you at Spring Fair. Try looking at a map.

The JH (Jade Heart) everyone has been referring to is on E. Joppa Rd., not sure what you are talking about. Spring Fair?? maybe you know something we don't...JH (Johns Hopkins) is now offering FS??

Mack287
11-07-06, 17:51
Stumbler53,

You make me recall old memories in talking about those Ellicott City spas. I also remember being in Tokyo when one of the girls suggested I might like a threesome. I've since had them many other places. Mostly the girl-on-girl action is faked, but can still be quite exciting. I don't believe you mentioned Hanna Spa. I believe it was on Corporate Drive or something like that. On 40, near where it turned into 70. Do you remember it? I assume it's closed since I have not heard or read anything about it recently.

LexHana Spa is still open. Only 2 older women who have been there forever. Just a little below the radar.

Stumbler53
11-07-06, 18:18
LexLuther,

I never went to Hanna on Coroporate Drive, But I went to a Hanna Spa that was on Rt 30 going up to Westmineister. That place was a zoo. On Fridays guys were lined almost out the door. The girls didn't even waste time with massage, just table shower FS out the door. Other greats were Japanese Spa by race track in Timonium & VIP spa in Lithicum. Never had the pleasure of Moonlight Spa because I have gotten into escorts & a semi regular from off the street for the last year or so. I have tried JH twice , but only got hj. Also tried Green Tree once & got hj also.

Butter Dog
11-07-06, 22:06
I just got back from a few days of hard work out of town. Visited that noname (?) place on Harford Road. Nothing much has changed. The providers dress down. Pretty much a HJ place only.

But I got to tell you, still the best massage in town. Fantastic massage and a happy ending really helped get over the aches and pains. Full hour too, without having to even ask or push.

I suggest you go somewhere else if you're looking for extras. If you need that real good muscle work-out, for to Harford Road. Worth the price of admission.

Butter

Benchseats Rock
11-07-06, 23:24
The JH (Jade Heart) everyone has been referring to is on E. Joppa Rd., not sure what you are talking about. Spring Fair?? maybe you know something we don't...JH (Johns Hopkins) is now offering FS??


You have mail.

Max #01
11-07-06, 23:25
HJ-only-from-a-hot-chick-in-white-jacket sounds like what was offered at the former Absolute Health Spa on Lord Baltimore Ave. If I remember, they lost their lease or closed, and reopened under a different name near Ellicott City. The manager was a large breasted lady who met you in a white jacket at the door, and laid down the rules of engagement as you stared down her cleavage.

Rapid

YES! That's it! She met you in the lobby sitting behind a desk. You knew you were only going to get manual release, but it's amazing how cleavage will cloud one's thinking...

LexLuther
11-08-06, 08:00
Thanks for the info Stumbler & Mack. Too bad about Hanna. That place used to be very busy and also used to have some amazing ladies. I remember there was a very petite one there. She was so cute but tired easily.

Then there was Nonna. She was there a long, long time. She may have been an owner or had ties in the area (unusual for an AMP girl). She had a tendency to put on weight. And if I'm not mistaken she even got married once. I doubt if it lasted long. But Nonna was a freak. I remember I went in there once and drew her. At first I was a little disappointed because at that time she was a little overweight. But she put on such a spirited and inventive performance, with positions, movements, and small touches I'd never seen. I really had a great time.

Then I remember and older woman, not that pretty. Well past her prime. Anyway, I wanted to DATY her as I like that, and she wanted to charge me. That pissed me off.

But I think that in general, the place reminded me so much of what you were once likely to see any any asian country and today in fewer. If you got there in the morning around opening time, they would be throwing buckets of lysol infused water out on the alley between the sidewalk and the tall wooden fence that defined the back border of the industrial/office park where they were situated. All the ladies would be helping to clean.

The place was spotless and if they knew you, you may be invited into the sanctum sanctorum (where the ladies congregated when not working) for a taste of their meal. I don't think I knew it at the time, but it turned out in those days, that most of the ladies would live where they worked. I'm sure that's significantly true today. It makes it much simpler and more efficient for both ladies and mammasans to keep fresh talent, try to keep the ladies happy, etc. It's a very streamlined business model. It also keeps costs down for the public.

If we had any sense at all, we'd encourage these businesses. It's a bit of genuine Korean culture right in drab old suburbia.

Thanks for the memories.

Lex

Benchseats Rock
11-08-06, 16:40
Where is JH I keep hearing about this place but ive never seen ads for it.

Anyone care to share info with me?


I'm just not that big on spelling out Jade Heart to a Newbie with 5 posts who obviously doesn't RTFF.
I don't believe in coddling them, it makes for bad habits later on - especially after the AMP busts in DC in the not so recent past. I mean seriously, he reads the forum enough to know about JH - and can't put it together where it is from the ads in the City Paper or the Baltimore Sun? I appreciate Mr.Meyers calling me out on obvously inaccurate info - but I would have loved to have read a report about some Newbie trying to find the secret AMP in the basement of the Eisenhower library.



Benchseats Rock

Junky11
11-08-06, 17:31
I'm just not that big on spelling out Jade Heart to a Newbie with 5 posts who obviously doesn't RTFF.
I don't believe in coddling them, it makes for bad habits later on - especially after the AMP busts in DC in the not so recent past. I mean seriously, he reads the forum enough to know about JH - and can't put it together where it is from the ads in the City Paper or the Baltimore Sun? I appreciate Mr.Meyers calling me out on obvously inaccurate info - but I would have loved to have read a report about some Newbie trying to find the secret AMP in the basement of the Eisenhower library.

Benchseats Rock

You neglected to mention the AMP busts in Maryland also.

Junky11
11-08-06, 17:38
Now that the election is over I'll bet you can expect to see less LE around the block. I think some of the smarter better SWs were laying low with all the heat. At least I hope that's the case.

DrummerBoy
11-08-06, 18:58
I agree that it has gone downhill and nothing like the late 90's. Funny thing is that the owner is the same! They had a great threesome for a while there. Speaking about threesomes...it would have been great to have them all at once! Kathy, Connie, and the third-I can't remember her name. Got married to some Gazillionaire and left a ton of broken hearts.

Now there are two that have been there for a long time. Guess you need to go early while they are still fresh and tight!

Mack287
11-08-06, 19:33
I agree that it has gone downhill and nothing like the late 90's. Funny thing is that the owner is the same! They had a great threesome for a while there. Speaking about threesomes...it would have been great to have them all at once! Kathy, Connie, and the third-I can't remember her name. Got married to some Gazillionaire and left a ton of broken hearts.

Now there are two that have been there for a long time. Guess you need to go early while they are still fresh and tight!Cathy owns / manages Kyoto (or did until recently). Connie is still there. The one that left that married $$$ was Young. Personally, I couldn't get past the raspy voice and the fake mounds. But to each his own.

Mar11
11-08-06, 23:50
Visited JH and picked Tina from the lineup, a 20 yr old Chinese girl. Nice massage with reach under for playing. On the flip she undressed but didn't allow much playing. Nice hj to completion and a clean up with only 30 minutes gone she indicated the session was over. I had other ideas so I had her lay on table and I went down for DATY to completion but she didn't allow any tounge or finger insertion. She helped me get dressed and I tipped her what I thought it was worth considering the session was only 45 min. A nice time but I have seen better there.

Jalb25
11-09-06, 09:56
Am I correct to assume from "RTFFing" the posts that JH is a Chinese AMP and not the usual Korean AMP that you typically find in the area? If so, are there any differences that I should know about. I have only been to Korean AMPs.

Thanks

DrummerBoy
11-09-06, 11:43
Is Cathy still working? or is she just managing?


Cathy owns / manages Kyoto (or did until recently). Connie is still there. The one that left that married $$$ was Young. Personally, I couldn't get past the raspy voice and the fake mounds. But to each his own.

lag8trb8
11-09-06, 15:58
American lady answer phone today. She say "open again". Be careful. Was great place.

Rapid
11-09-06, 17:02
YES! That's it! She met you in the lobby sitting behind a desk. You knew you were only going to get manual release, but it's amazing how cleavage will cloud one's thinking...No matter how much I tipped, or how often I went, the routine was the same.

I believe the place was on the left side of 40 heading out of town, sort of up on a little hill.

I also believe that the lab coated manager with the plunging neck line was seeing clients independently there for a while. When they were Lord Baltimore, one of their lab technicians was a black girl with the finest ass I have ever seen, before or since. Then it all dropped out of sight.

Rapid

LexLuther
11-09-06, 20:06
Jalb25,

Let me start by saying that I've not visited any of the Chinese AMP's in Baltimore. I have however visited Chinese AMP's in a number of other cities. I should also add that these places often operate as "apartment AMP's". There can be from one to usually not more than two providers.

In general your Chinese place will be less clean than its Korean counterpart. These are most often (but not always) unlicensed places operating out of a home or apartment. I've often found that the Chinese providers seem a little "hungrier" than the Korean ladies. This can mean that you will get more bang for your AMP buck than in the Korean places. But it could also mean that you're going to get ripped off. One has the feeling at a Chinese place that they don't necessarily plan on being there that long. They have usually not invested a lot in the business. You'll frequently find that the amenities you are used to in a Korean AMP are missing in the Chinese version. For instance, no shower, no sauna, no steam. There will be the most rudimentary of massage equipment. You may get your service on the floor or on a straw mat on the floor. I went to one place in San Antonio a couple of years ago where the ladies offered you a length of Saran Wrap in lieu of a condom.

Since they are often unlicensed, they operate as though they may get shutdown at any time. The less they invest in facilities, they less they stand to lose in a bust or shutdown.

There are exceptions. I remember one place in Honolulu which was run by a Korean Chinese. It was indistinguishable from any of the other Korean joints there. There is a decent Chinese AMP in Anchorage, Alaska that is set up as a business. They have had some incredibly beautiful women there who were as generous as any providers I have seen anywhere. They would offer all kinds of BB activity as well as CIM and CIP. I was not offered a shower initially. But I was allowed to use the one in the regular bathroom before leaving in order to clean up and wash off the lotion or oil which they had used.

In general, you can't often go wrong in a Korean AMP. But the level of adventure and excitement in a Chinese establishment is apt to be right up there with the level of risk. If you wind up visiting, please do let us know either publicly or via PM. Oh yes, the cost of admission will usually be about the same as at a Korean AMP.

LexLuther

Mack287
11-09-06, 22:35
Is Cathy still working? or is she just managing?My understanding is that she only is managing but I suppose there is always a possibility that she would work every so often. At Kyoto when she worked, she was / is known as Su(o)nny. She's lost a little in body / looks over the years but who hasn't.

LexLuther
11-10-06, 08:48
Mack287 & Drummerboy,

Are you guys, by any chance, talking about the Sunny who used to work at Maui Health and before that at the (now defunct) S&K Spa at the Brockbridge Shopping Center in Laurel (Brockbridge * Rte. 198)? In her day, that woman was fucking awesome. She may also have worked at Lilly Spa. I'm fairly sure she had an alchohol problem at one point. No surprise I guess. Gotta be a rough life, but not as bad as some.

Please let me know.



LexLuther

Tom Reagan
11-10-06, 12:32
Cathy owns / manages Kyoto (or did until recently). Connie is still there. The one that left that married $$$ was Young. Personally, I couldn't get past the raspy voice and the fake mounds. But to each his own.

Count me among the smitten and still mourning. I first met Young (formerly Angie, I think), At Rose Spa (off of Guilford, in the back and the same building as a convenience store and Chinese restaurant), carried our acquiantance through the [frankly over-rated] spa on Rt. 1 near 32, and finally through to Hana. I found her delightful- high mileage, interested in her own pleasure (or darn good at conveying this), and smart enough to recall the details of our conversations and sessions. She had her sad moments, certainly , largely around family issues, and quit a time or three, but kept coming back. This was the first spa relationship where I could have certainly seen a way to off-premises sessions/ outings or on-the-clock travel. Ske knew she was leaving for what she hoped was forever during our last session, which began in earnest in the table shower, continued in the session room, and was sweet and sad and above all warmly friendly, the best break-up sex of my life. Everyone has an ATF, and Young was mine.

TR

Mack287
11-10-06, 17:22
Mack287 & Drummerboy,

Are you guys, by any chance, talking about the Sunny who used to work at Maui Health and before that at the (now defunct) S&K Spa at the Brockbridge Shopping Center in Laurel (Brockbridge * Rte. 198)? In her day, that woman was fucking awesome. She may also have worked at Lilly Spa. I'm fairly sure she had an alchohol problem at one point. No surprise I guess. Gotta be a rough life, but not as bad as some.

Please let me know.

LexLutherDon't think it was her. Sorry. Lots of "Sunnys" around.

DrummerBoy
11-11-06, 00:15
I used to know her well, and yes she was fucking awesome. The one that I am talking about once told me that she worked at Lily's spa for a while and Philadelphia before that. She never mentioned Maui spa to me though...she sure had some great muscle control!

Drummerboy




Mack287 & Drummerboy,

Are you guys, by any chance, talking about the Sunny who used to work at Maui Health and before that at the (now defunct) S&K Spa at the Brockbridge Shopping Center in Laurel (Brockbridge * Rte. 198)? In her day, that woman was fucking awesome. She may also have worked at Lilly Spa. I'm fairly sure she had an alchohol problem at one point. No surprise I guess. Gotta be a rough life, but not as bad as some.

Please let me know.



LexLuther

Johnny Rebel1
11-11-06, 00:21
Did I read that correct? That the Moonlight is reopnend? If someone has their number I will check it out and report in. Fig. need to take one for the team and try it out.

Johnny

Johnny Rebel1
11-11-06, 11:45
Anyone know if the Moonlight is reopen? If so and you have number can you send it. I am willing to try it out and return a detail report. One for the team.

Johnny

Larry 56
11-11-06, 16:10
No matter how much I tipped, or how often I went, the routine was the same.

I believe the place was on the left side of 40 heading out of town, sort of up on a little hill.

I also believe that the lab coated manager with the plunging neck line was seeing clients independently there for a while. When they were Lord Baltimore, one of their lab technicians was a black girl with the finest ass I have ever seen, before or since. Then it all dropped out of sight.

Rapid


Yeah, that's the place. Too bad cause those girls were hot!


Larry!

Jalb25
11-11-06, 19:03
Anyone know if the Moonlight is reopen? If so and you have number can you send it. I am willing to try it out and return a detail report. One for the team.

JohnnyI drove past Moonlight today and they were closed. The old phone number has been disconnected.

Benchseats Rock
11-13-06, 02:56
American lady answer phone today. She say "open again". Be careful. Was great place.


Noobie with one post which has information proven to be patently false within mere days. Not an auspicious beginning officer. Not at all.





Benchseats Rock

Crazy Dick
11-13-06, 18:20
American lady answer phone today. She say "open again". Be careful. Was great place.

Today I took a swing by there around 2 PM. Looked like they were closed to me. The neon Open sign was turned off.
Crazy Dick

Johnny Rebel1
11-13-06, 18:28
I think that one guy was at wrong place, and a newbie. Guess it was wishful thinking that the Moonlight was open again. I know I will continue my fun in DC now on. Doesn't seem like any around Baltimore are any good. Prove me wrong.

Johnny

MrMeyers
11-20-06, 22:40
Went to JH today, Tina just arrived back this afternoon. Someone said she was only 20 so I was looking forward to seeing her. Should have known better, she is more like 30 and has a bit of a belly. Too much of a pro for me, she kind of turned me off. I give her an A for effort though, but I just could not get turned on by her.

The other day I saw Mellisa there, sweet girl with a nice body but a little older than I like (35). Took care of me well though. Hope Candy comes back soon.

IAmAlwaysOutwe
11-21-06, 20:44
Moonlight is not and probably will not re-open. Those of you with a few numbers enjoy while you can. I'm saving for a Sha Sha Thanksgiving!!

MrMeyers
11-22-06, 17:54
Moonlight left too big of a vacuum to go unfulfilled for long, some one will be stepping up to the plate soon. Any regulars who want Sha Sha's number let me know

I felt like a real pervert today. I am making one of my many trips to Asia soon and I promised some of my girlfriends I would buy them mini skirts. Even though these girls are over 18 none of the clothes for women or even teenagers in America can fit them, so i need to shop in the young girls section at the department store. So I buy about a dozen mini skirts and nothing else. Best part is that because my girlfriends are fairly tall these skirts will be super short on them :)

Benchseats Rock
11-23-06, 01:21
Moonlight left too big of a vacuum to go unfulfilled for long, some one will be stepping up to the plate soon.

Although while we're waiting for something to open up to fill the void I suppose that it is just as well by the grace of God that D.C. is not that far down the road.


Benchseats Rock

Johnny Rebel1
11-24-06, 17:26
I am decideing if I should post Sha SHas number on her. WHat you all say? Told her I was going to post it, and she said I wouldn't. Taking poll and will decide on sat night to post or not.

Baldconan1
11-25-06, 12:18
I don't know if this will be of value to anyone or not, but since I've been chastised for not posting here goes. With ML gone, et al, I decided to go revisit some of my original AMPs. Went to Hana yesterday. Good news first - Everything is still on the menu at the regular price with appropriate coverings. Not so good news, not many girls and mine was both older and plumper than I like, but all the equipment was real (can't stand implants) and although the technique was not the best, at least her enthusiasm seemed real. Went for the full meal since the little head was in charge. Anyway, hope this helps. I'll post more on other old favorites as I re-visit.

Baldconan1

MikedD
11-25-06, 14:58
Maybe I have not looked hard enough, but I have not seen reports on what used to be Rainbow in Laurel. Went there the other day and hooked up with D.D. Pretty girl. Got a stand up shower. No more T.S. I think if you have been there before and you can prove it from what you say you get a shower from the provider. It is a stand up shower. NO FS. But nice ending. Has anyone been there? Ended up paying the entrance fee plus an extra 60. She did NOT ask for anything else. But I felt I can't walk out with out giving something after I was dressed and ready to leave. Did I rip myself off? Have fun and be safe.

Rejected Monke
11-25-06, 17:06
I am decideing if I should post Sha SHas number on her. WHat you all say? Told her I was going to post it, and she said I wouldn't. Taking poll and will decide on sat night to post or not.Why even consider putting up someone's private information in a public forum such as this?

MrMeyers
11-25-06, 22:46
Johnny Rebel,

Why would you post her number? Did she piss you off? You have no right to do that no matter what. Besides, she will just change it again on Monday anyway.

Benchseats Rock
11-25-06, 22:59
I am decideing if I should post Sha SHas number on her. WHat you all say? Told her I was going to post it, and she said I wouldn't. Taking poll and will decide on sat night to post or not.

At any given moment there are just about an equal amount of members on the site as there are non members. Now think about the assholes on here already who you wouldn't share intel with. Now think about what you're actually doing here with the "poll" bullshit of yours. If you have anything resembling common sense, keep it to pm only. You need to prove something to her? Find a way to do it that doesn't endanger her, her business, her friends, and this board.


Benchseats Rock

Big Tx
11-26-06, 02:56
At any given moment there are just about an equal amount of members on the site as there are non members. Now think about the assholes on here already who you wouldn't share intel with. Now think about what you're actually doing here with the "poll" bullshit of yours. If you have anything resembling common sense, keep it to pm only. You need to prove something to her? Find a way to do it that doesn't endanger her, her business, her friends, and this board.


Benchseats Rock

I have to agree with Bench, we have to protect this board and her business.

Johnny Rebel1
11-26-06, 03:29
Seeing that I have been called every name in the book and more. I have right to post anything I like to post wheather you like or no. Thats way this board is. Don't like it, tough.

It is funny how when I have asked for something, wheather finding a place or name of place nobody cares to help. But when I am pissed enough to post name and number of some peoples fav. woman, everyone cares. I could be a really big ass and post address but I would do that. It shows the kind of people are around here. Why should I care now? Or anyone else for that matter?

There has been only two people that seems to really care about her to ask me nicly not to post number and such. And cause of them and only them I will not. You know who you are and I keep my word to them.

Johnny

VasgoMD
11-26-06, 04:14
An equivalent of Lil Kim in North Korea...saying "Me got bomb!" "Me blow up!" all in a scream for attention.

Please dont threaten to destroy the butterfly garden!

Rapid
11-26-06, 23:23
Hadn't seen anything on this spa for a while, so I stopped in over the week-end. As previously reported, the table showers are gone and your lady attendant hoses you down in a vertical position the manner of a decontamination. After that, everything else was pretty much the same, including the management and the prices.

Gone are the days of Sugar, She She, Paula, Judy, and the knockouts like Sunny. Gone is the manager with the little dog who put her arm around you and took you to your room. My provider was an accommodating but not- really-into-it middle aged Korean with a nice body, about a 7. I may return to see who else is there. For those seeking FS, I would look elsewhere.

Rapid

Senshine
11-27-06, 13:17
I see a friend named Susan in the county quite often.

Even after the so called move.

Is there anyone else that works there or is she the sole owner?

I've heard her talk to someone once or twice outside the room.

Thanks

Bikjik69
11-27-06, 18:39
there will be a flood of activity, neighbors getting suspicious and her eventually getting kicked out of the country if things get too busy.I think with all the posts there is too much activity going on already, at least a lot more than I thought. I figure for every guy that posts there is probably 5 to 10 that don't and that can add up to a lot of reasons to make neighbors suspicious.

DrummerBoy
11-28-06, 00:27
I think I have seen everything now... Thanks Johnny Rebel for that.

Lets see, Johnny is upset that he can't get info from the board because he is an unproven rookie. So, he decides to threaten a provider by posting her private number on the board. Then, he is upset that everyone has negative comments on him. Man, are you freakin out of your mind? Do everyone a favor and do your homework (RTFF) then stop offending everybody and then you will start getting help.

Come on dude, we all can get along if you just try...

DrummerBoy
11-28-06, 00:37
Yes sir the girl with the dog, the good ole days seem to be long ago now. The owner back then used to be a hot provider at Hana Spa several years ago before she went into business herself. I believe her name was Laura back then and she worked with Kathy, Connie (still at Hana), and another (I keep forgetting her name). Howard County Amps were in their heyday late 90's! Losing the tableshower takes away half the enjoyment of the AMP experience.



Hadn't seen anything on this spa for a while, so I stopped in over the week-end. As previously reported, the table showers are gone and your lady attendant hoses you down in a vertical position the manner of a decontamination. After that, everything else was pretty much the same, including the management and the prices.

Gone are the days of Sugar, She She, Paula, Judy, and the knockouts like Sunny. Gone is the manager with the little dog who put her arm around you and took you to your room. My provider was an accommodating but not- really-into-it middle aged Korean with a nice body, about a 7. I may return to see who else is there. For those seeking FS, I would look elsewhere.

Rapid

Benchseats Rock
11-28-06, 02:55
I think I have seen everything now... Thanks Johnny Rebel for that.

You've seen this before. We all have. Just when I see a total 180 for no reason at all, generally it's because Ms. Benchseats has decided that she wanted crabcakes for dinner after all, and yes it is a big deal, and that if I really loved her than I would have known that and not gone out and spent money on $30 per pound filet mignon because I should know better and at least I have good health insurance because otherwise I am worthless and why couldn't I be more like my brother.

First he asks for our opinion. Then he says fuck you, I can do whatever I want. But I won't because..... Just like a woman.


Benchseats Rock


I am decideing if I should post Sha SHas number on her. WHat you all say? Told her I was going to post it, and she said I wouldn't. Taking poll and will decide on sat night to post or not.




Seeing that I have been called every name in the book and more. I have right to post anything I like to post wheather you like or no. Thats way this board is. Don't like it, tough.

It is funny how when I have asked for something, wheather finding a place or name of place nobody cares to help. But when I am pissed enough to post name and number of some peoples fav. woman, everyone cares. I could be a really big ass and post address but I would do that. It shows the kind of people are around here. Why should I care now? Or anyone else for that matter?

There has been only two people that seems to really care about her to ask me nicly not to post number and such. And cause of them and only them I will not. You know who you are and I keep my word to them.

Johnny

Benchseats Rock
11-29-06, 15:42
Everyone please listen to this. I got news for all of you. The lady is gone for good. She no longer lives in MD. She is really pissed, and quite upset about how people on this forum talks about her. She really dislike the fact that people on this forum have problems of their own, and some provide false information about her so to make themselves feel good about themselves. She did not hurt anybody here, but she is hurt by the people on this forum even after the fact that people here don't even know her.

The people on this forum does not have the right to agree or disagree. She thinks everyone is selfish, irresponsible and childish to even start talking about her. Please stop talking about her period. Leave her alone.

She said she loves everyone, but bye forever.


We were fine before you decided to post, and guess what? We're not going to change a goddamned thing because of your post.

If you want any credibility, name the provider so we can verify your story at least, and if it turns out that you're not completely full of shit, then we can talk about whateverthefuck you want to talk about, but I am not going to count on it. I'm not sure anyone is going to.

Now if the provider that you are supposedly speaking of is Sha Sha, then you should have just posted that little Jonny boy is an asshole. I'm not sure that anyone would have given you any grief over that.

Benchseats Rock

Baltimonger
11-29-06, 19:00
Everyone please listen to this. I got news for all of you. The lady is gone for good. She no longer lives in MD. She is really pissed, and quite upset about how people on this forum talks about her. She really dislike the fact that people on this forum have problems of their own, and some provide false information about her so to make themselves feel good about themselves. She did not hurt anybody here, but she is hurt by the people on this forum even after the fact that people here don't even know her.
If we don't even know her, why the fuck would we care?

The people on this forum does not have the right to agree or disagree. She thinks everyone is selfish, irresponsible and childish to even start talking about her. Please stop talking about her period. Leave her alone.
I have to agree with this. Shame on you people for spending your hard earned money on her, and then thinking as a consumer you have some God-given right to critique her. So shut the fuck up you selfish, irresponsible and childish pussy buyers. What makes you think you have to agree or disagree? What do you think this is, America?


She said she loves everyone, but bye forever.
She's commited suicide, no doubt. Her blood is on your hands. Yours, I tell you.

Luckily, she'll be replaced by a younger, sexier version in the near future.

Butter Dog
11-29-06, 19:27
She really dislike the fact that people on this forum have problems of their own.

WTF are you talking about? Maybe a little dysfunctional, but problems? Give me a break.

Given the grammatical structure of this post and the fact that it's a first time report, could Party Pooper = ShaSha ??

Heck, conspiracies have to start somewhere.....

Butter Dog

Oriole Mon
11-29-06, 21:43
Everyone please listen to this. I got news for all of you. The lady is gone for good. She no longer lives in MD. She is really pissed, and quite upset about how people on this forum talks about her. OK, so another one leaves town, what is the big deal? There are at least 20 girls on CL, 30 on CP, 10 on TER, and god only knowns how many under the radar. I never saw this girl, but get real guys. For every one that leaves, two fall on hard times and enter the playground.

Farewell lady, who's next?

VasgoMD
11-30-06, 00:13
Thank goodness there is an everchanging lovely smorgasboard of Asian women who want to rub our backs! She probably just got rotated anyway.

god bless these blossoms!

DrummerBoy
11-30-06, 01:22
Party Pooper sure knew how to fire everyone up! Not bad for a first time poster. It would have been better for us to know who it was so that we can know whom we might have offended.

She should know that as a public entertainer she is subject to public opinion, good or bad. That is one of the drawbacks. Even the "legit" entertainers know this. Besides, none of them use their real name, and most don't live anywhere near here so that their SO doesn't find out what they are doing. So who the f>>k gives a s@%!

Bytor1713
12-01-06, 00:19
If anyone has any info on this location, please PM me.

Thanks

JankMonster
12-02-06, 01:31
The little guy got the better of me so I made a short notice appt with Nikki from the CP. Located in a motel right off 695 & Security. She was blonde, but no beauty. On the phone, very clear "no FS", but that was fine by me. Met with her at her location and was pretty disappointed by her looks. She said she's 23 (she didn't look 23. She looked a few years older). Said she was in massage school. I wouldn't have known. On the flip, continued the massage then proceeded to what I came for. Gawd it was like she couldn't get it done any quicker. I told her how I prefer things.- a little slower and a little more gentle. After that we got along just fine. Finished up and she had me clean myself up. I prefer when I don't have to do that myself. But I'm not a bitcher. Got myself back together and I noticed I had only been there 45 minutes. While I was making myself more presentable to the general public, I couldn't help but notice she was more interested in Home Improvement on the TV than anything else. When I was set to go, she suddenly perked up, saying "please do come by again. " Sure, I said. Nuh uh. No way. My advice if you're on Security. Head over to Best Buy and get yourself something you'll really enjoy.

MrMeyers
12-02-06, 23:47
Just one more comment about sha sha. I wonder which dumbfuck put the apartment in his name for her which made it so easy for her to walk away. You can't get too caught up and in love with these girls. By the way, Happy Birthday Sha Sha, I know you turn 30 this month.

Rejected Monke
12-03-06, 00:27
After reading about the girl at Downtown who got killed a few years back, no wonder Sha Sha ran away after these recent string of posts.

Big Red50
12-16-06, 01:15
Has any one been to Reflections on Wilkens Ave?

Might be a good second choice if the clix is dry.

All ways looking to monger

Big Red

Horsetrader
12-16-06, 09:04
Has any one been to Reflections on Wilkens Ave?

Might be a good second choice if the clix is dry.

All ways looking to monger

Big RedI believe that Reflections is the new name for Deja Vu after their move. Deja Vu was not good.

Big Red50
12-16-06, 11:47
I believe that Reflections is the new name for Deja Vu after their move. Deja Vu was not good.Thanks for the info Horsetrader.

Mongering at full gallop today.

Big Red

Johnny Rebel1
12-17-06, 02:23
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There wed site is http://www.msreflections.net....

I called and setup appt. for 8 pm. Cost are as follwed. $70 for 1/2 $90 45 min, and $110 for hour. I took the 1/2 session for first time. Had only two girls working older white lady and younger black lady, I took black lady name was Jade. She was 27, 5'7 or so, average build 36B's guessing on that. She does have about 10 or more tattoos. If that is your thing. Paid and went into room. After the normal are you a cop thing, told to lay on table and be right back.

I paid and get comfortable. She than came in and told me we have 3 different sessions. Clothes on, topless and nude. With clothes on included in session, topless 60 with hj, nude with oral 200 and nude with everything 300. I almost fell off table. Thinking out of their mind. I took the chance and did topless. No shower offered or given. Massage was worthless and lasted 10 mins, if that. On the flip side, she did a bad hand job, had trouble getting hard with her.. guess I miss the AMP. After I finished myself and got dressed she was waiting for a tip. Not in her lifetime.

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

Johnny

Double Nickle
12-17-06, 06:43
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There web site is http://www.msreflections.net....

I called and setup appt. for 8 pm. Cost are as follwed. $70 for 1/2 $90 45 min, and $110 for hour. I took the 1/2 session for first time. Had only two girls working older white lady and younger black lady, I took black lady name was Jade. She was 27, 5'7 or so, average build 36B's guessing on that. She does have about 10 or more tattoos. If that is your thing. Paid and went into room. After the normal are you a cop thing, told to lay on table and be right back.

I paid and get comfortable. She than came in and told me we have 3 different sessions. Clothes on, topless and nude. With clothes on included in session, topless 60 with hj, nude with oral 200 and nude with everything 300. I almost fell off table. Thinking out of their mind. I took the chance and did topless. No shower offered or given. Massage was worthless and lasted 10 mins, if that. On the flip side, she did a bad hand job, had trouble getting hard with her.. guess I miss the AMP. After I finished myself and got dressed she was waiting for a tip. Not in her lifetime.

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

JohnnyThis is a good informative report of a bad place. No table shower. Bad Massage. Bad handjob. $130 for a half hour massage session with topless hand relief. It would have been $410 for an hour FS. But this demonstrates the truism that white/black parlors are almost always much more expensive than Asian Massage Parlors. If you're lucky the service will be about equal. More likely it will be much worse. I've been RTFF for an upcoming trip to Baltimore. From Philadelphia to Providence I've paid $140 to $200 ($300 once) for an hour FS at Asian Massage Parlors.


I believe that Reflections is the new name for Deja Vu after their move. Deja Vu was not good.
A friend of mine was visiting from out of town a couple weeks ago and had a similar experience at Deja Vu. I had been seeing them post on BD and wanted to try them out but haven't had the time so I sent him. FS available but you will pay for it...his total visit...4 poor Ben's...ouch. At that amount, Eros might be the way to go. Said the black girls were the hot ones, got a cell# as well.4 poor bens is $400 which agrees with the $410 figure from Mr Rebel's post. I've seen quotes for hottie porn actresses for only $300.

Double Nickle

Big Red50
12-17-06, 11:57
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There wed site is http://www.msreflections.net.

I called and setup appt. For 8 pm. Cost are as follwed. $70 for 1/2 $90 45 min, and $110 for hour. I took the 1/2 session for first time. Had only two girls working older white lady and younger black lady, I took black lady name was Jade. She was 27, 5'7 or so, average build 36B's guessing on that. She does have about 10 or more tattoos. If that is your thing. Paid and went into room. After the normal are you a cop thing, told to lay on table and be right back.

I paid and get comfortable. She than came in and told me we have 3 different sessions. Clothes on, topless and nude. With clothes on included in session, topless 60 with HJ, nude with oral 200 and nude with everything 300. I almost fell off table. Thinking out of their mind. I took the chance and did topless. No shower offered or given. Massage was worthless and lasted 10 mins, if that. On the flip side, she did a bad hand job, had trouble getting hard with her. Guess I miss the AMP. After I finished myself and got dressed she was waiting for a tip. Not in her lifetime.

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

JohnnyHey Johnny Reb:

Thanks for the quick intel, I gues it is my turn to take a hit for the team.

Batter up

Big Red

Clixxx
12-17-06, 14:50
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There wed site is http://www.msreflections.net....

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

JohnnyNothing worse than a sh*tty massage parlor. Glad you were able to minimize your losses yet still get a nut, however poor it may have been. Very good report I must say, underscoring why "teamwork" on the board is valuable. I hope to get off my ass soon and do some recon and shall report on my findings. I don't think I have cruised in at least a month due to work etc. Etc. Etc.

Do miss the days when Waldorf was king of the spa world. Even a bad one in Waldorf was generally damn good, given what is out there today.

I miss Sunny and Penny at Arikato. And I forget the owners name (s), I miss her service too. That was a place where repeat customers were taken care of.

Melancholy time of year. LOL

Monger on

Clix

Ricowiz
12-18-06, 17:00
Been going here for years, gotta love Connie, but this time I got someone different. Cannot remember her name but she is heavier set. I got there at opening time and was lead to a room. Then these two older ladies walk in and start massaging me. They were laughing and saying "oh, young boy", then laughing again. I actually felt really uncomfortable.

One of them told me that the table shower was "not allowed anymore" and began to complain about this.

After about 15 minutes of 4 hand massage (which would have been good if not for their side conversations in a different language) one of them leaves and the other continues (man I wish I remembered her name).

Long story short, HJ only and was told "next time see me not Connie", which will NOT happen because Connie takes care of me =)

Junk Yard Dog
12-18-06, 21:31
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There wed site is http://www.msreflections.net....

I called and setup appt. for 8 pm. Cost are as follwed. $70 for 1/2 $90 45 min, and $110 for hour. I took the 1/2 session for first time. Had only two girls working older white lady and younger black lady, I took black lady name was Jade. She was 27, 5'7 or so, average build 36B's guessing on that. She does have about 10 or more tattoos. If that is your thing. Paid and went into room. After the normal are you a cop thing, told to lay on table and be right back.

I paid and get comfortable. She than came in and told me we have 3 different sessions. Clothes on, topless and nude. With clothes on included in session, topless 60 with hj, nude with oral 200 and nude with everything 300. I almost fell off table. Thinking out of their mind. I took the chance and did topless. No shower offered or given. Massage was worthless and lasted 10 mins, if that. On the flip side, she did a bad hand job, had trouble getting hard with her.. guess I miss the AMP. After I finished myself and got dressed she was waiting for a tip. Not in her lifetime.

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

JohnnyJust think what you could get with $410 on the loops. FS twice a day would make even the most inquisitive monger give a second thought to visiting Deja Vu. You took one for the team and that makes you real team player. I know I couldn't do it.

Smiling Fox
12-19-06, 01:32
is jordan/callie, or what ever her name is still there. tall blonde, older, not to be confused with april. i went to dejavu once, saw april, fell in love, i always love older women. but i hate. repeat, hate paying the house. and the house takes far far too much. i can go to new century, or the sacred house and get full service and save money over dejavu........ i almost rather p/u a skank.
hey be safe out there.
Smiling Fox ;)

Benchseats Rock
12-19-06, 01:38
Just think what you could get with $410 on the loops. FS twice a day would make even the most inquisitive monger give a second thought to visiting Deja Vu. You took one for the team and that makes you real team player. I know I couldn't do it.


And unfuckingbelieveable as you would think that it is, and it really is, there is a provider here on our very own site who thinks that a first time session with her is worth 450. For that much money I don't think that Ed Zachery should be anywhere in the room. Let's be real for a minute here. If I can get almost 2 sessions with Angelique for the same money, shouldn't the provider charging twice as much be twice as hot?

Larry 56
12-19-06, 02:49
Went to reflactions tonight. Not worth it if you ask me. Fig. I give you all the low down. There wed site is http://www.msreflections.net....

I called and setup appt. for 8 pm. Cost are as follwed. $70 for 1/2 $90 45 min, and $110 for hour. I took the 1/2 session for first time. Had only two girls working older white lady and younger black lady, I took black lady name was Jade. She was 27, 5'7 or so, average build 36B's guessing on that. She does have about 10 or more tattoos. If that is your thing. Paid and went into room. After the normal are you a cop thing, told to lay on table and be right back.

I paid and get comfortable. She than came in and told me we have 3 different sessions. Clothes on, topless and nude. With clothes on included in session, topless 60 with hj, nude with oral 200 and nude with everything 300. I almost fell off table. Thinking out of their mind. I took the chance and did topless. No shower offered or given. Massage was worthless and lasted 10 mins, if that. On the flip side, she did a bad hand job, had trouble getting hard with her.. guess I miss the AMP. After I finished myself and got dressed she was waiting for a tip. Not in her lifetime.

I give this place a 1 out of 5. 1 cause she was good looking, but rest sucked. Don't waste you time or money. They be out of business soon. And good ridden.

Johnny


Stay away from this place. Maybe LE will actually do their job and bust the place.



Larry!

Gintonicrocks
12-23-06, 19:14
Why is it , that when I get the ideal timeslot to be a' mongering, it's usually raining. As often as it doesn't rain around here, it seems it rains when I've got my horns on. Last nite was no exception,but lately I've had the answer! I go out for Chinese at the Jade.

My anticipation was high after my last visit there, the girls were cute and available. When I got there, paid for an hr. session, 3/4 Ben. and was shown to massage room. Then the Xmas present...the front lady asked"do you want young girl or older girl? Well this old fart didn't waste a minute getting "young girl" out of my mouth.

In a few moments, a girl in her early 20's came into the room and asked if I wanted a table shower. Saying yes, we made our way to the shower room. They must be reading the reports, because the table looked like it had been covered recently (or really well cleaned), and the walls were very clean.

After she sprayed antiseptic cleaner on the table and pillow, she begged me up on the table. She got out of the gate slow, like she was new to this, but got up to speed quickly. When I got up from the shower, I was really good and clean all over. She even spent extra time with my belly button wash. All in all, she must have used a pint of soap on my 300# +.

During the shower, I found out her name was Ky-Lei, or Kaylee, or something that sounded like that. Man she was the perfect spinner. 5'4", hair past her shoulder blades, real slim waist, b-cups, maybe 100#. When I returned to the room, left Ben by the radio with his hat, banana i think, and laid on the table. Still had about 45 mins. on the clock, so we had a good round of slap & tickle. When we got to the last 1/4 hr., we stopped playing around and I asked for and got what I wanted for Christmas.

I know that most Chinese are Buddhists(?) but they sure roll out the Christmas spirit when they can. As I was leaving, the house lady made a point to let me know that after five they always have new girls young and old. I told her I was happy with Ky-Lei. I think they thought I was going to crush her little bones or something. Kissed about 3 other girls and made my way back home.

Respectfully,

Gin Tonic

Jetdog
12-28-06, 23:13
Why is it , that when I get the ideal timeslot to be a' mongering, it's usually raining. As often as it doesn't rain around here, it seems it rains when I've got my horns on. Last nite was no exception,but lately I've had the answer! I go out for Chinese at the Jade.

My anticipation was high after my last visit there, the girls were cute and available. When I got there, paid for an hr. session, 3/4 Ben. and was shown to massage room. Then the Xmas present...the front lady asked"do you want young girl or older girl? Well this old fart didn't waste a minute getting "young girl" out of my mouth.

In a few moments, a girl in her early 20's came into the room and asked if I wanted a table shower. Saying yes, we made our way to the shower room. They must be reading the reports, because the table looked like it had been covered recently (or really well cleaned), and the walls were very clean.

After she sprayed antiseptic cleaner on the table and pillow, she begged me up on the table. She got out of the gate slow, like she was new to this, but got up to speed quickly. When I got up from the shower, I was really good and clean all over. She even spent extra time with my belly button wash. All in all, she must have used a pint of soap on my 300# +.

During the shower, I found out her name was Ky-Lei, or Kaylee, or something that sounded like that. Man she was the perfect spinner. 5'4", hair past her shoulder blades, real slim waist, b-cups, maybe 100#. When I returned to the room, left Ben by the radio with his hat, banana i think, and laid on the table. Still had about 45 mins. on the clock, so we had a good round of slap & tickle. When we got to the last 1/4 hr., we stopped playing around and I asked for and got what I wanted for Christmas.

I know that most Chinese are Buddhists(?) but they sure roll out the Christmas spirit when they can. As I was leaving, the house lady made a point to let me know that after five they always have new girls young and old. I told her I was happy with Ky-Lei. I think they thought I was going to crush her little bones or something. Kissed about 3 other girls and made my way back home.

Respectfully,

Gin TonicI am a regular at Jade and there is a nice time to be had by all. PM me for details. Wendy is older but ok for a great bb service. Candy is a spinner and ok at it. Well good luck and keep me posted on new meat.

Pcpc1688
12-29-06, 01:18
And unfuckingbelieveable as you would think that it is, and it really is, there is a provider here on our very own site who thinks that a first time session with her is worth 450. For that much money I don't think that Ed Zachery should be anywhere in the room. Let's be real for a minute here. If I can get almost 2 sessions with Angelique for the same money, shouldn't the provider charging twice as much be twice as hot?Hi Box Springs,

I RTFF and thanks for all the info for the Balto strolls. Next time I'm my way to NJ, I will look for the Monger Mobile that you alledgedly have 3 of. Im sure it will just stick out. LOL

PC out

Junk Yard Dog
12-29-06, 14:38
I was taking a friend home Wednesday night (general post) and she happens to live in Woodlawn area. As I was sitting at the light by the 7-11, I catch a look at the line of stores right beside and noticed ML was open. Since I've read a lot about the place from all of you fine gentlemen I made a note to go back later.

About 8:30 last night I did go back and was looking forward to a new experience. I noticed a SUV sitting out front with 3 brick heads sitting in it. The way that they kept hopping in and out they were acting like a bunch of high school boys trying to get their first look at pussy. I had parked in the upper end of the lot by the gas station and observed what was going on. At one point I walked the length of stores as though I was looking for something and noticed a gray Chevy sitting at the end of the lot by some billiard place or something like that. After I watched for a while it was obvious that he was ULE. Finally the 4th of these idiots comes out and gets in the car. The back-up lights come on as the SUv starts to back out. Just at that time, the gray Chevy at the end turns on its headlights and starts to pull out. The SUV stops and the then the Chevy stops. The brick heads are totally oblivious to what is going on around them. Two of them hop out go into ML - one comes back and get gets in the SUV. Maybe there was only one provider. All of this while the ULE is sitting there with his head lights on and the car angled right at the SUV. These guys had to be the stupiest guys in the world. While all of this is going, several times an unmarked black police car rolled throught the lot in front of 7-11. The officer was in uniform. His roll-bys seem to coincide with any movement from the ULE. Several cars pulled in to park in front of ML and everytime the driver would get out go inside the the ULE would pull up behind the car as though he was getting tag numbers and he would be on the radio / phone. If any of those idiots in the SUV had been doing anything other than talking about the service that they had just received or were going to receive, they would have seen the ULE.

I watched this for a while wondering how it would all turn out. In the meantime my friend called and she was splitting with her friends and she wanted me to meet her at her place. So much for my first ML experience but I continued to sit there until she called me once she was home. The counties must act differently toward AMPs. This one was certainly being watched but those in other areas or in DC don't seems to get much heat. All I know is that if each of these 4 guys got a 1/2 hour massage that vehicle was sitting there for 2 hours with 3 guys in it directly in front of the ML. Don't peolpe know how to be more discreet? Don't know how long those guys were there but I got my call and had to leave. On the way out I went to stores in the area on the hill above. If you are familiar with the area you know what I am talking about. Anyway, as I rode through by the Chinese joint there sat the black unmarked with the officier in looking down over the ML lot below. I don't know if any of you were in the SUV but if you were you have to be smarter. One of the mongering rules that we are always reminded of is to be aware of your surroundings. These guys may not have been mongering but they still could have been smater.

Have any of you who frequent ML notice ULE watching like this?

Rapid
12-30-06, 00:16
Her ad on CL says

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Reply to: pers-253648291@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-26, 3:52PM EST


Trying to break personal massage record...!!!
ten in a day will be my record best ..!!!
trying massage by candle light, jazz & pretty bi-racial beauty massaging all you stress away..!!!!

looking for the tense, the tired, overworked, just need a good hands on massage head to toe every nook and cranny touched ...!!!!

open now call for appt.& meet and greet phone session 443-939-7149 Mada Only serious please
$125 1hr
$65 1/2hr

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I saw her recently. She is a middle aged black woman who works out of a home in the northeast suburban area. Parking is easy and safe. As the price suggests, this is not full service and she doesn't get undressed, but this woman will teach you the meaning of "full body massage." How many "massages" have I had over the years from lazy cuties who were almost afraid to touch me? Not Mada. She is like a naughty nurse who is out to explore every square inch of your body, for the full hour. She loves ass play and happy endings.

Pictures are accurate. Definite repeat -- she's one of the few middle aged women I'd like to see more of.

Rapid

Smiling Fox
01-02-07, 00:55
well, dont know about mada, although i have thought about a visit.. but try jill, she is a cirt. massage therapist. and will make you explode. the best hj release. period. she knows bodies. and how they work. and if you dare....
ymmv. so i hear.
only saw her once.
if i need a good massage, and i am having rotator cuff trouble, she is the one.
Smiling Fox ;)

Johnny Fever35
01-02-07, 10:46
"Have any of you who frequent ML notice ULE watching like this? "

Have not been there recently. In fact did not know they were open.

Will visit after things calm down a little.

A while ago (can't remember just when) did notice a guy with a note pad hanging around out side of ML. I parked around the corner on the side and visited another store walking past ML. Then on my way back very matter of factly slipped into ML. Once in ML could tell something was up because they took me to a room in back which looked like it was used for storage. And they were not busy as I think only 1 room was in use.

During the same time period I noticed someone with a note pad outside of other places, but never stopped and just kept driving. In fact at 1 place in the past have seen a guy with a camera hanging around out of sight about 200 feet from the door of one AMP.

Not sure what any of this was about. The guys with note pad maybe a citizens or maybe LE. The camera guy maybe LE, citizen, or PI hired by possibly a SO, or landlord.

A few days ago was going by on AMP early in the AM(maybe 8-9am) and parked close to the AMP was a SUV with Rap Music Blasting. The SUV was the only car around, but the AMP is close to a civilian area and am sure it could be heard by the residential area. Guess he wanted everybody to know he was there waiting for AMP to open.

Anyone know what the status of ML is?

Member #4105
01-04-07, 23:57
Thank you for the recommendation. Saw Jill. Pretty good massage. Left happy. Will return! You can't beat a CMT!


well, dont know about mada, although i have thought about a visit.. but try jill, she is a cirt. massage therapist. and will make you explode. the best hj release. period. she knows bodies. and how they work. and if you dare....
ymmv. so i hear.
only saw her once.
if i need a good massage, and i am having rotator cuff trouble, she is the one.
Smiling Fox ;)

Herb Al
01-09-07, 23:49
I'm in town for a couple weeks but I don't know the area north of Baltimore very well. I'm in the Perryville area. If someone could tip me off to any decent AMPs in the area, I would appreciate it. I've read a lot on this forum, but since I don't know the area well I have no idea if I'm even close to these places.

Thanks,
Al

Towson
01-11-07, 15:19
Over the past two months I have been to 3 places: Moolight, Lotus and Baco. I have been to Baco twice in the last 30 days, not because of the girls or service but because they stay open late and are right across from the Stil.

Baco: Each time I saw Sony, a 40+ year old who is about a 5 on the looks scale, gives a great massage but only the bare minimum for spa service. Tipped $30 each time.

Moonlight: Formerly my favorite place. They have stopped the table showers, which almost kills a place for me. I saw Kay, she is around 30 years old, fairly pretty (8), but will not give FS. Even with a BIG tip.

Lotus: First time there last month. Place was a little suspicious, made me fill out a questionaire? Wanted my name and address? Gave an alias, paid $70 and waited for Jackie. She is 40+ years old, not attractive, not ugly but had horrible implants. Lotus did offer the TS which I appreciated. No FS. only HJ. Wanted an $80 tip. Advised her that was crazy.

More reports later.

Towson
01-11-07, 15:33
Baco: Been there twice in the last 60 days. Saw Sony both times. She is a nice 40+ year old woman, who is a 5 on a scale of 10. Great table shower and usual finish. No extras. Tipped $30.

Moonlight: Went in November. No table shower offered anymore. Kills the place for me. Saw Kay a fairly pretty 30 year old. Who will undress but not offer FS? Tipped $80 fro hj. No table shower and lack of service have killed my favorite place.

Lotus: Bizarre place. They asked me to fill out a questionaire? Wanted my name, address, etc. I gave an alias and went to my room. Jackie came in the room and offered a table shower. Which was very much appreciated after my Moonlight experience. Jackie is 40+ with horrible implants. Didn't ask for FS but received a hj. Jackie wanted an $80 tip and I told her she was crazy.

Stimpson J Cat
01-13-07, 12:04
Something strange here. With all due respect, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I went to ML a couple weeks ago and got a TS. Saw Sara and got FS for standard tip. YMMV, but I've never NOT gotten a TS.

Sara - about 30 yo, looks 7.5, meager attitude, would see again.

Towson
01-15-07, 15:09
Something strange here. With all due respect, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I went to ML a couple weeks ago and got a TS. Saw Sara and got FS for standard tip. YMMV, but I've never NOT gotten a TS.

Sara - about 30 yo, looks 7.5, meager attitude, would see again.Something isn't right here. The last time I was there they didn't even have a table for a TS? They had a small stool. Kay has refused to even use the stool now.

Butter Dog
01-15-07, 20:55
Ah, good old Baco. Definitely one of Baltimore’s B-list AMP’s. I actually frequented the place years ago. Towson’s post caught my eye with the TS reference. I haven’t had a good one of those in awhile. They took away the TS at my regular place, and my secondary never had one if the first place.

For old time sakes, I visited Baco. Saw Susan. Thin, huge rack. Pretty, and not as old as I expected. Looks 30 (which means she’s probably 40). TS was thorough, but not adventurous. The rub was pretty brutal. I think that I may have two or three bruise marks in the shape of her size five feet. Finished with the standard treat, which I had to fain asking. Again, job done, but not as adventurous as some other providers.

Enjoyable, but it may be some time before I repeat here.

Butter DOG

IAmAlwaysOutwe
01-19-07, 18:44
After reading that M.L. was re-opened I took a journey last night. 2 white vans in the lot left me looking but they were empty. Greeted by a new mama-san who asked the usual. Was introduced to "Sara". Mid to late 30's small tits with great nipples, nice legs and ass. TS was recommended by I didn't partake. After decent massage onto CBJ followed by 69 and CFS (she has GREAT PC's). Standard fee for AMP. Oh, the entrance fee is now $70. Not quite Sha Sha but still beats riding around in the cold.

Baldconan1
01-20-07, 18:51
Went to ML today to check out what was up, and yes it was open, and there was a new mamasan. Taken to room for normal fee, and in comes BeBe, mid 20's, small rack, great legs and face. Off to TS, which was wonderful on this cold day and had lots of attention payed to appropriate places. Back to tnhe room after I declined the sauna, and on to the massage, which was one of the better ones I've had at an AMP recently. At one point, BeBe whispered "What do you want? ", and she clearly interpreted my response of "Everything. " She did that mouth trick with the cover, and off to CBJ, CG and finished with mish. Good skills and proper sound effects, and a nice snapping kitty. Will repeat. Looks 8, Skills and attitude 9. By the by, there were two vans in the parking lot, one empty and one occupied by at least two guys. So I parked away from ML and walked a bit. The hill was clear, and both vans were empty on my way out. Happy Mogering, and be safe.

Baldconan1

MikedD
01-21-07, 11:01
Still have not seen any other reports about this place. I visited there on the holiday. It was my second time there since the name change. As per my November report, I asked for a repeat with D.D. Was told she was not working that day although she still is there. In came Lisa. After seeing her I got over not having D.D. again. I got the stand up shower (no more tables).
Lisa was not as playful in the shower as D.D. was. After the shower a quick
3-5 minute sauna to help dry off. Lisa took me back to our "room". Only curtains separate the hallway from the insides. Right way she put my shirt over the lamp to dim the light. She gave a more than decent massage for 10 minutes or so. Then she got more and more playfull. The massage got ligher and lighter around my "backside". She played with everthing she could touch.
I rolled over and she already had her top off. She hiked up her skirt/dress and was not shy. No FS. She played and teased for a while then used her finger
to arouse me even more. Finished with her getting on top and gave the look and almost the feel of FS with a nice HJ. She like D.D. never asked for money.
However, I left 50 more. Just curious, why no posts about this place? Is it because no FS? Anyway I paid for the hour and was out in 45-50 minutes or so. But it was not her fault. I did not last the hour and did not stay. Lisa is definately a 7/7/9. For the price and what you get I only wished I lived close by. Have fun and be safe.

VanDriver
01-21-07, 11:52
Still have not seen any other reports about this place. I visited there on the holiday. It was my second time there since the name change. As per my November report, I asked for a repeat with D.D. Was told she was not working that day although she still is there. In came Lisa. After seeing her I got over not having D.D. again. I got the stand up shower (no more tables).
Lisa was not as playful in the shower as D.D. was. After the shower a quick
3-5 minute sauna to help dry off. Lisa took me back to our "room". Only curtains separate the hallway from the insides. Right way she put my shirt over the lamp to dim the light. She gave a more than decent massage for 10 minutes or so. Then she got more and more playfull. The massage got ligher and lighter around my "backside". She played with everthing she could touch.
I rolled over and she already had her top off. She hiked up her skirt/dress and was not shy. No FS. She played and teased for a while then used her finger
to arouse me even more. Finished with her getting on top and gave the look and almost the feel of FS with a nice HJ. She like D.D. never asked for money.
However, I left 50 more. Just curious, why no posts about this place? Is it because no FS? Anyway I paid for the hour and was out in 45-50 minutes or so. But it was not her fault. I did not last the hour and did not stay. Lisa is definately a 7/7/9. For the price and what you get I only wished I lived close by. Have fun and be safe.

Mike:
This spa is actually in Jessup, MD...not Laurel. The reason there are no posts here in the Baltimore section is b/c it is not in Baltimore.

In fact, I posted the other day on this same spa in the Jessup section. You may want to repost your findings there.

I am very surprised to find DD still there. If it is the same DD I visited with on a few occasions, she has been there for at least a year.

The only time I ever received FS there was a LONG time ago and the provider is definately not there any longer. So, I don't think it is even available no matter the tip.

My fav. there is Kay... She is a not a waife by any means, but I just love her huge natural chest!

Van

Butter Dog
01-21-07, 15:00
TS was recommended by I didn't partake.

IAAO,

You're a knucklehead. Why not? I'm not trying to flame you, but rather pass along a little bit of advice. Or rather pass along the advice of another AMP monger from a long ago post (see: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=118934&postcount=77)


4) Go for the whole experience. Have fun. If you simply push for full service, you are missing out on a potentially great table shower and a massage. If you doubt me, try lying down on the shower table with your legs spread and your landing gear pointing down. Nine times out of ten your (if experienced) 'provider' will give you a lift that is as good as it gets.

Don't sell yourself short.

Butter Dog

MikedD
01-21-07, 15:56
Thanks Van, not being a Maryland native I did not even realize I was in Jessup. I will check out the thread you mentioned. Be safe and take care all.

Johnny Fever35
01-22-07, 02:09
"By the by, there were two vans in the parking lot, one empty and one occupied by at least two guys. "

There's been a couple of reports about Vans being parked outside of ML.

Interesting, wonder what that is about?

VanDriver
01-22-07, 09:40
"By the by, there were two vans in the parking lot, one empty and one occupied by at least two guys. "

There's been a couple of reports about Vans being parked outside of ML.

Interesting, wonder what that is about?


Wasn't me!

Van

Booty Pirate
01-23-07, 19:19
Maybe we should park there and just watch them. That way we could find out how long their shifts are. I wonder, Feds or local...

BP

OCTraveler
01-24-07, 00:57
Long time contributor to the SoCal & Tijuana boards; first time here ... apologize in advance for the length of the report. In Baltimore area for business and decided to utilize the Guide one more time … hope this proves helpful for new hobbyists or those who travel a great deal.

1. Do your homework … check the Guide to see what the area experts say … On this particular trip, I surveyed the Guide and read with interest the reports on Baco.
2. Plan your visit … Got the address via the internet and mapped the route from my hotel (Canton area of Baltimore)
3. Don’t go right in … When getting there, check the area and to see if there might be any PD (nothing worse than getting popped while on business and trying to explain it to the homesite)
4. Walk in like you’ve been there before … Set the tone with confidence … remember you control the situation, not Mamasan “Hi there – nice to see you again…”
5. When the first provider doesn’t suit you ask for another … On this particular trip this was crucial – provider #1 was very young and it was very obvious that it wasn’t going anywhere, so I asked the key question “Is Sunny working tonight?” (Once again picking up from the Guide)
6. Convince you provider that you’ve been with her before … Greet her positively when she comes in, complement her on what she’s wearing and how much you’re looking forward to being with her again … in this particular case, Sunny love me reminding her that I picked her over a younger girl.
7. Reap the rewards of you efforts … What I got was almost 2 hours of near GFE experience (great table shower, massage better than most CMT’s and complete access to Sunny’s body and talents) – all for entry fee and minimal gratuity.

Bottom line here is that you are the consumer and they are the provider … if you approach it the same way you do when you conduct any other type of transaction than you maintain control and reap the reards.

Senshine
01-24-07, 19:34
Anyone follow the cycle of workers. I had a sweetheart by the name of Keelle that use to work in Baltimore County. I called today and found that she no longer works there. What do you think my chances of finding her again are? Is there a circuit or she could be anywhere.

Thanks

Gregster
01-24-07, 20:51
Had the opportunity to stop in today at ML for the first time in over 6 months, after seeing some reports that they have reopened recently. Pulled into the parking lot just before the start of rush hour, did a quick glance of the vehicles and saw no white vans mentioned by others any where. The door was answered immediately by mamasan and I was led back to one of the smaller rooms.

I start to disrobe and in comes Sara to collect the house fee. I show my old VIP card and ask if they were still accepted and they are not (figures, I was one short of a free massage). Sara is in early 30's, pretty face (too much eye shadow, however), small breasts with awesome nipples, a great ass and nice legs.

I am asked if I want a TS and accept. Nice, thorough TS with attention paid to all parts. Wasn't offered the sauna and back to the room. A soft massage followed and then the flip. CBJ, DATY and mish for the standard tip.

After getting cleaned up and dressed, I was surprised that Sara called the mamasan over to walk me to the front door. Usually, I was always walked out with my date.

This visit doesn't rank up their with past superstars such as Coco or Sascha, but was still a pleasant visit and better than I anticipated in light of the recent history.

Hawkeye In Md
01-25-07, 15:43
Spent a lovely hour with Candy at the jade yesterday. She is a spinner, and I got everything I asked for. One Ben for cbj and fs followed by a nice massage. Only thing about Candy is that she isnt much to look at above the neck, but i wasnt there to look at here face either. :P With a proportional tip, you can get what you want.
I had my choice of Kim or Candy, and I am sure the full menu was available from both, I just chose the more petite candy. Of course, YMMV!

Hawkeye In Md
01-25-07, 15:55
Something strange here. With all due respect, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I went to ML a couple weeks ago and got a TS. Saw Sara and got FS for standard tip. YMMV, but I've never NOT gotten a TS.

Sara - about 30 yo, looks 7.5, meager attitude, would see again.Is Sara asian or white? Jr here always prefers the Asians.

If she is asian, I know who my next appt will be with.

Essex15
01-25-07, 17:31
I'm not exactly sure how to handle this so let me just give you guys the setup and get your opinions. I'm out drinking with a few friends a couple of nights ago and somehow the topic of hookers came up, we were joking around(none of them know about my limited mongering experience)

Well the one guy mentions that there is a house right next to where I live, literally two blocks away. A white house, no signs or anything, residental. He says go there, knock on the door, and bring at least 100 dollars with you for a great massage. I figured it was the booze talking, so I ribbed him a little about it and said that he was bullshitting, to make a long story short he said that he wasn't and it would be a dick move to tell someone to go somewhere with cash in hand and then get fucked over.

Naturally the first thing I did when I got home was punch in the addy and search this board. Nothing. Google, nothing. Citypaper, nothing.

Here's my idea: PM me if you want the address, the only reason I'm not posting it here is that it is so close to where I live that I don't want any internet detectives busting my balls in real life. I'll give you the address, you let me know if you've heard of it or anything in the area.

I'm going to grill him for a little more info in a subtle way, and then I'm probably going to go knock on the door next week. Worst case scenario, some middle class family opens the door and I tell them I was given the wrong address. Best case, hey a massage parlor I can walk to. In the end, that may be worst case too but hell I won't complain :)

Booty Pirate
01-25-07, 17:50
and a good report, Gregster!

BP

Gregster
01-25-07, 20:29
Is Sara asian or white? Jr here always prefers the Asians.

If she is asian, I know who my next appt will be with.Sara at ML is an asian.

Hawkeye In Md
01-25-07, 22:42
Anyone have the latest and greatest on the Oriental Spa right off Rt 1 in Elkridge? Happy ending only until they get to know you, then the menu openes up. I was a regular last year and had my favorites, Gi Gi was the best, great tits.

Last Month I was feeling the urge and had a couple Ben's burning a hole in my pocket, so I decided to go back for a drive down memory lane. Rang the bell, same old mamasan answered the door and recognized me right away. Got to my room and asked for GI GI and paid for the hour. Since I was a regular, I used to just offer the standard rate for CBJ, DATY and FS and let the action begin, then after the urge was gone then it was off for the TS and then a nice hard massage.

GI GI came into the room with a big smile and a hug, said it had been a while since I had been in. I offered her the standard tip and told her "my usual".

Well! Much to my surprise, 50% of the menu was now gone! Even for a regular like myself. CBJ and FS were gone! Initially I thought she was playing hardball to just pump more money from me, but even after I tried to pad the tip by 50% she still said "no, hand only, even for you". I said fine, go get me another girl who wants my tip. She told me "no girls here for what you want".

I ignored her and told her to bring another girl, so she did. Same song different verse with the second!

Needless to say I was not happy, at this point no tip or service was exchanged, so I left the room and called for the mamasan and wanted my money back for the hour massage. I really never expected my money back, I was all ready to just have the standard massage with the HJ and eat the hour fee, but since she knew I was a steady from before, or for some other reason, She handed back my money and I left without a word.

So I ask you guys. WTF! Same Place. Same crew. They KNEW I was a fs regular. Maybe a crackdown in the Elkridge area?

Havent been back since and will not go back unless I get a favorable report from someone here.

Peace. Be safe.

Hungryguy
01-26-07, 01:48
I have been reading the post, but cant find address for any amp mentioned here. I am looking for amp that offers FS. Can somebody pm with address of some good amp. sorry if I am not suppose to post like this.

Hawkeye In Md
01-26-07, 11:55
Looking to make another run to the Jade soon. Anyone have a favorite?

I know about Candy and Kim, but was wondering about stats and whats offered with the rest of the crew? I prefer the younger spinners with big tits and big nipps. (who doesnt) But will always go with a great attitude as well.

If anyone has any 411 on the rest of the ladies at the jade shiatsu I would appreciate it.

Jb 193
01-26-07, 12:17
I have been reading the post, but cant find address for any amp mentioned here. I am looking for amp that offers FS. Can somebody pm with address of some good amp. sorry if I am not suppose to post like this.First RTFF all the info you need is already in the thread. Also get a City Paper all the info you need is there.

Captain Hooked
01-26-07, 13:42
Any intell here on this one. They advertise in the CP. I went once a year or so ago and got the r & T but always thought there was greater potential.

Stimpson J Cat
01-26-07, 14:39
So I ask you guys. WTF! Same Place. Same crew. They KNEW I was a fs regular. Maybe a crackdown in the Elkridge area?

Stimpson J Cat
01-26-07, 14:54
So I ask you guys. WTF! Same Place. Same crew. They KNEW I was a fs regular. Maybe a crackdown in the Elkridge area?Here is my theory on what is happening at the spa you mentioned: Howard County is using the same tactics that Montgomery County used a few years back when they cleaned house and shut down every AMP there. The police didn't go in to the spas themselves, but they recruited paid informants and sent them in. The informants reported back to the police on the fees, services, etc. , and that was admissable evidence.

My hunch is that your spa owner caught wind of a similar sting operation in progress (believe it or not, there are some cops who are on the take and give the providers information) and is taking the appropriate cautions. Since the informants could be anyone, the parlor owners can't trust a soul.- even their regulars.

So why do they still provide HR? They don't want to loose ALL their customers, and if the police finds out that is all they are doing, the county probably isn't going to waste their time and money going after them. The collar just isn't worth it. The cops are going after the FS spas.

The Rt. 1 spas have always erred on the side of caution, and I never get what I'm after, so I take my business elsewhere. That may be your best bet, too.

VasgoMD
01-26-07, 16:03
I have been reading the post, but cant find address for any amp mentioned here. I am looking for amp that offers FS. Can somebody pm with address of some good amp. sorry if I am not suppose to post like this.Use the force.

Gintonicrocks
01-26-07, 16:41
Use the force.Better still, use the city paper

Benchseats Rock
01-26-07, 18:31
First RTFF all the info you need is already in the thread. Also get a City Paper all the info you need is there.


One of you actually fucking gets it. For a first post it's a bit shy on intel, but I think your heart is in the right place.



BSR

Baldconan1
01-26-07, 19:21
I used to go there fairly regularly, but the last time all the ladies were fugly. It has always been a place long on upselling. If your into Asian AMP, the spa at 1310 is a better bet for the money.

Baldconan1

Butter Dog
01-26-07, 21:33
Oh, I must be on the wrong board. I thought that this was the Baltimore AMP board.

BD

Stimpson J Cat
01-27-07, 10:39
Oh, I must be on the wrong board. I thought that this was the Baltimore AMP board.With all due respect, this is the Baltimore Massage Parlor board.

Anyway, I assume your sarcasm is aimed at the discussion of the Elkridge spa. (If you are commenting on the Pikesville posts, then I don't understand, because Pikesville is as close to Baltimore City as many other MPs discussed here) While it is true that Elkridge is technically in Howard County, I would argue that it is appropriate to discuss it here for two reasons. One, there is no Howard County board. Two, Elkridge is closer to Baltimore than it is to any other area covered by the Maryland boards. And, sure, there is a board for "Other Areas" in Maryland, but I don't think it makes sense to discuss Elkridge there.

I'm a newbie and maybe I have a gross conceptual error here. But the Baltimore board clearly covers more than Baltimore City proper. So, then, does this board cover the Baltimore "area? " And what defines that area? The Baltimore beltway? Maybe there SHOULD be a HoCo board. Can I get an "amen? "

Stimpy

Butter Dog
01-28-07, 00:38
Stimpy,

If you'd RTFF'd, you would understand that the Jessup Board IS the HoCo Board. We appreciate your input. But any seasoned monger knows the differences of the HoCo and the "real" Baltimore AMP's.

Amen? I'm an atheist. At least until that "Oh God" moment.

B. little Dog.

Booty Pirate
01-28-07, 17:42
Based on recent reporting, I ventured over to ML today. No "suspicious" vans or cars. Trusted seniors may PM for details - but this place is back. I rocked May for nearly the entire 45 minutes. If you showed up after me and she looked wrecked, I'm sorry 'bout that... heh heh!

BP

Gregster
01-28-07, 18:35
I rocked May for nearly the entire 45 minutes. If you showed up after me and she looked wrecked, I'm sorry 'bout that... heh heh!

BPMay was not there on my most recent visit - can you give us a description?

Thanks!

Booty Pirate
01-29-07, 21:28
May was not there on my most recent visit - can you give us a description?

Thanks!

Very Shasha like - but not quite as pretty. nice, natural b-cups and a neatly trimmed snatch... yum.

BP

Member #1326
01-29-07, 23:46
Encouraged by posts here, I stopped by ML 10 days ago. The Mamason sent Sarah, tech 8, face 8, body 7. I got the full menu, but no AR. It was a pleasant visit, although not super. I'll repeat.

Hammerin61
01-30-07, 23:30
Stayed in the Woodlawn area last Thurs. night and based on some previous reports here, went back to ML for the first time in a couple of years. Saw one white van in the parking lot with no one in it.

Got "everything" from a very pretty Bebe for the usual .70 + 1.0. I noticed that the session seemed to be a bit rushed and sure enough, Mamasan knocked on the door at about the 40 min. mark, so I probably won't go back anytime soon because $.70 is a bit much for a rushed 45 min. session.

LARS: Face-9, Body-8, Attitude-7.5, Service-8

Freefun
01-31-07, 17:20
Visited ML and asked for bebe my favourite. Enjoyed the full hour and as usual she was gigling and enjoying every bit of it. During conversation she told me that she has changed her name to "may". Not surprised these girls do change their name. What is in name "A rose is a rose! " nothing can change that. I am not going to visit again bcoz I want to come out of this habit. You can save lot of money and time. Good luck guys.

Drmong
01-31-07, 18:04
Sasha was ok at first but she has been there a long time now, and I think the new owners are not as service friendly because they make the girls spend less time with customers.

Bebe in my opinion is only average looking and you have to be careful with her, she has a drug problem and she will try to do BB if she likes you and wants you to always return.

I think the new owner does not get the best girls, and turnover is too slow. I remember a Hana from 2 years ago who looked like the porn star Charmane Star. What a GFE too, I was hooked and I actually think I saw her everyday she was working. (lucky for me she stayed less than 2 weeks) Mia from two summers ago was a great one also.

Speaking of pornstars, I think they are overated. About a year and a half ago I saw Sabrine Maui in New York. She certainly was as sweet and cute in person as she is in her films, but really once you get their clothes off and get down to business it is not much different than any good looking amp girl. (by the way, she used to be a amp girl before she was discovered) Yet you pay 10 times the price, although I guess you get the bragging rights of doing a pornstar.Same girl?? Be careful!

peace!!

MrMeyers
01-31-07, 18:06
Does anyone know if this is the same Bebe from before at Moonlight?

Drmong
01-31-07, 22:52
Bebe in my opinion is only average looking and you have to be careful with her, she has a drug problem and she will try to do BB if she likes you and wants you to always return.Same girl!!

Bebe:

Face-7
Body-7.5
Attitude-8
Service-7.5

Member #4338
01-31-07, 23:23
Stayed in the Woodlawn area last Thurs. night and based on some previous reports here, went back to ML for the first time in a couple of years. Saw one white van in the parking lot with no one in it.

Got "everything" from a very pretty Bebe for the usual .70 + 1.0. I noticed that the session seemed to be a bit rushed and sure enough, Mamasan knocked on the door at about the 40 min. mark, so I probably won't go back anytime soon because $.70 is a bit much for a rushed 45 min. session.

LARS: Face-9, Body-8, Attitude-7.5, Service-8Good to know that the LARS™ system is being used in Bmore. For those who wonder, here is the system:

Public Service Announcement - LARS

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Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax

Mccris
02-02-07, 19:43
This is a link to the bust story in Charlotte, NC. To me the pictue looks like a previous mamasan from ML. Anybody else think so?

Crazy Dick

http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stories/wcnc-ad-8_16_06-sex_trade.71014b1.htmlThere were two vans in the parking lot, one empty and one occupied by three guys with camera.

What that is about?

Wonder.

Jon Matts
02-12-07, 15:55
Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?

Jon Matts
02-13-07, 12:31
I am fairly new with these places, and was hoping to get some help. I realize that if you go somewhere and say it's your first time, they don't take care of you. My concern is if I go somewhere and say it's not my first time, I will look stupid because I don't know what you are and are not allowed to say. For instance, is it alright to ask the girl to give you a massage while she's nude also? What can I, and can't I ask?

Also, I love good, quality massages (not just the ending). But the one place I went to, the massage was absolute crap. Are there places that give good massages, and offer things like TS's?

Benchseats Rock
02-14-07, 15:53
Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?RTFF Starting HERE (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=500789&postcount=4)

Larry 56
02-14-07, 21:21
Ok, I have been to a few places so far, but have noticed one very important lesson. When asked if it's my first time, if I say yes. Then I don't get what I want. If I say no, then I look like a fool if I am not familiar with the proper procedures of how things are done.

I went back to one place a second time (in Towson), just so I could see if I could ask for the same girl, and I was informed that I can't choose. The second time was better, but was grossed out when I realized that the pillow had gum, or. Or something else on it (found out when my head stuck to the pillow! ). Can anyone tell me if the place (s) in Towson are in fact clean? I would like to go back, but so far. The first time, I wasn't pleased one bit. The second, the sticky thing happened. And if I go back a third, I want to dictate exactly what I want, and how I want it. Is it frowned upon to discuss everything with the lady sitting at the desk. Since she is the only one that speaks english?If it's the place on York in Towson, I would avoid it. I never liked their attitude.

1. Always say you've been there before even if it's a lie.

2. What's the name of the girl you were with? Kim. Always Kim. That's like John in the US!

3. Always leave the tip so that they know what you want.

4. Don't like the girl? Ask Mama for another. Insist on it! It's your money!

Larry!

VasgoMD
02-15-07, 15:24
I find it helpful to really kinda swagger about the place like you've been there before. If you go to one of these little house type joints then by all means head to the kitchen and grab something out of their fridge. Even if you don't intend to eat it (rotting cabbage is pretty much all you will find I guarentee) just the act of rummaging loudly thru their refrigerator will signal to them that you are a man that means business and you will almost certainly get some kind of interesting experience as a result!

Prost!

Benchseats Rock
02-16-07, 15:44
I've been hitting this place quite often but its a small establishment. I have had the pleasure of FS with the entire staff which is not many girls. Unfortunately, I'm a man who like variety. Can anyone suggest places that I can go for the same type of service with some new faces?It would seem that you've neglected to report any intel about Jade... in fact, you've never taken the time to report on anything other than in this newest request for intel.

Read the Fucking Forum - everything you would ever want to know is all laid out for you in black and white; Because there are other members of the forum who DO report on their exploits... aren't you lucky? You should say thank you to the AMP guys who have contributed - and maybe you could return the favor.

Hugh Jardon
02-16-07, 22:07
BSR,

Nicely said.

Oriole Mon
02-16-07, 22:42
2. What's the name of the girl you were with? Kim. Always Kim. That's like John in the US!

Larry!John. John!

I was thinking Mary!

Aacountyman
02-17-07, 10:29
BSR,

With all due respect.

I have read the fourm. I don't report on Jade because its, as you say, already laid out in black and white. I figured it would be redundant. Also, most of the other posts are about ML. A place that is to hot for me with all the LE around. There are plenty of other places around be-more besides these two and I never hear about them. I would like to. Although, maybe we would if members like you didn't bash everyone every time they ask a question or make a comment. I don't know why you guys have an attitude sometimes. If you don't like the question then just don't answer. Now, if you have anything helpful to say I will listen.Try out a new place and post a report.

Big Red50
02-18-07, 13:07
John. John!

I was thinking Mary!Hey Oriole Mon,

Congratulations on Senior Membership, you have arrived!

Right behind you.

Big Red

Smiling Fox
02-19-07, 02:49
A few years ago, there was an AMP list for maryland.

Wonder what ever happened to it.

I found most of the AMP's on that list. Visited a bunch of them.

Never went back to most. Ah but a few, First Class.

Still nothing around tops the sacred house.

Think I will give my sweet Rose a call, and see who is around.

Smiling Fox. ;)

Benchseats Rock
02-19-07, 04:11
Fox,

You mean this one?

Page 27 of 28. Or page 2 if you're RTFF'ing. At least you know how to wipe your ass... I think I owe Rose a visit after all of this.... more than likely I'll in up in the holy of holies just down the road with Pwhipped when he makes it to town... you gonna show for that one?

Smiling Fox
02-19-07, 12:07
BSR,

A few years back there was a list, I thought on this site, or the sex guide, the old one. It was a list of every Amp in md. With payment, house fee's, services, etc. It was an outstanding list. Maybe Jackson would remember it. Or the old sex guide. Not sure.

As for Rosie, LOL, I could use a visit, my current selection of Milfs, are having problems at home, and the new batch hasn't developed yet. Some of the eros girls are amazingly beautiful, but way way to $ much. And the SW's are far to cold.

Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can. Besides, I still need to see your disgusting, vulgar, award winning video. And have you become a world famous porn producer now? Too good for all us common horney folk. LOL.

I was supposed to go to AC this past week but got iced and worked out of it. I had a hot milf date. She was so horney, and lonely. Had to cancel her out. Had 3 others requesting my company for backup. Oh well.

Oh, since I'm here, reporting, . My fetish model, LOL, she is gay, loves the ladies. Ah but likes to dable with the guys. The time before, we are doin spreaded wings mish. She keeps backin away. Hmmm. So this time I let her be on top, holy shit. Alex honey, you gotta stop a few minutes. She loved the control, the grinding, OMG. Oh and does she have a set of lips, loves to have them pulled on. Am I in heaven. Ah but she likes the donation too, $$, but she isn't a prostitute, or an escort. Uh uh. No way, she says. LOL.

So PM the RT, love to show up. See what I can do.

Be safe out there,

Smiling Fox

Baldconan1
02-20-07, 16:37
HAving RTTF and seeing a gap for info on Baco, I decided to check it out again. I had been many years ago, so I thought we could use some updated intel. Standard AMP fee, pay the mamasan, etc, and was led to a room and offered a shower. Enter Susan, a short girl with beautiful long, black hair, and a killer bod in a short black dress. More than enough to raise the BP. Anyway, went for TS, average, and back to room, where she lowred the lights and asked what I wanted. I thought "Ok, here we go", but sadly that was not to be. Average massage, with happy ending. She would not drop the dress, (sigh) because she claimed to be a private person. I may repeat just to check up on long ago history, but not with Susan. Too bad, because she was really my type.

Happy Mongering,

BaldConan1

LoveLOS
02-21-07, 00:09
Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can.
Pwhipped (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444)
Senior Member
Reports: 2,180

PWhipped (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444) is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOS

BTW-I was talking to him on the phone on the way to DC last night. Motherfucker was telling me about his current crop of freebies, and a shared Thai girl we both know well. I was going to the Looplair first, but I had to stop off and fuck some Thai pussy before I got there. Did I mention PW is a great story teller...

Loop, sorry for making you guys wait, I just had to get my nut first. It had been almost two weeks since Nogi and I was suffering from yellow fever bad.

Benchseats Rock
02-21-07, 00:19
PWhipped (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444) is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOSVedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is. I am already saving my ducats for this one. The problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me. Is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with. Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.

LoveLOS
02-21-07, 00:26
Vedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is... I am already saving my ducats for this one... the problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me... is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with... Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat. Any escorts or dependable CL girls. Maybes some white meat? I am good with hispanic too, except Red would probably want to fight me for that. Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LL

Benchseats Rock
02-21-07, 00:35
Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat... Any escorts or dependable CL girls. I need some white meat for a change, I am good with hispanic, except Red would probably want to fight me for that... Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LLThe last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.

LoveLOS
02-21-07, 00:53
The last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.Yep that rat bastard went about two rounds with her in that hour and a half... I wanted to fuck her too but I think her pussy must have hurt. I have seen the man work. I think she is worth the re-invite. The event report, as only the inner circle recieves was, well, stimulating.

The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie

Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- good one BSR

LL

Johnny Fever35
02-21-07, 00:59
Happen to be on Old Frederick road and saw something at least I found interesting. There was a tatoo, massage, Hair Salon, and carwash that looked to be all 1 business. Any of you know about this place?

I was next to a restruant supply place.

The Sarge
02-21-07, 07:50
I went to Far east health center yesterday. And I had a horrible 2 girl massage. (how is that possible)

Well I have been there a few times already, and have had some success with a cute but slightly chunky girl named Lucy. She appears to run the place and provide service seems very wierd but ok. After a few visits she has provided all of the services one could ask for.

But a few times I have been there I have seen a very cute thin asian girl. And I have wanted to try her. So here I go yesterday.

Started off great with a table shower. Bu Lucy and she almost made me pop on the table. In retrospect I probably should have.

So we make it back to the room and lucy says " Me massage you or new girl? "

BINGO I hit the jackpot. So I ask for the new girl. 1 min later in comes this old short fugly mamasan looking lady. She is the "New massage girl" Uh-O

The thing is. She has no clue what she is doing so Lucy has to saty in the room with us and help her massage me. It was kinda cool having a 4 hand massage, but boy was she old. Then after the old lady got the hang of it after 15 min ucy left thr room. So for the next 40 min I got a back rub. Lmao.

Then Lucy came back did the flip while old "New Chic" rubbed my face. I had to keep my eyes closed, but when I did that it did feel damn good.

Bottom line if you go there do not take the new girl!

Stimpson J Cat
02-23-07, 08:13
I've been there several times over the years and it's still not worth the trip or time. You are correct, sir.

I was feeling adventurous, so I ventured to Eastern Ave. (Just being inside the Baltimore beltway is an adventure for me, since I live closer to Fredneck.)

What a waste of time and gas.

I get there and ask for Sara (wild guess, since I had never been there before) and she says there's no Sara, but she will give massage. Bad sign #1. She was about 50 years old and pudgy, so I was hesitant. But I follow her anyway 'cuz I was antsy after my long drive.

The rooms have curtains, not doors. Bad sign #2. Plus, the lady was wearing one of those damned white lab coats. I ask her, what is up with that? She says, "They make us wear these now. " Bad sign #3. I ask, You have younger girl? She says, "Only two girls working right now and other girl busy. " That was the last straw.

I figured I should cut my losses at that point, since I realized that this was not the place for me. I told her I was sorry, but I changed my mind.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

Stimpy

Prototype
02-24-07, 00:52
Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:(

Prototype
02-24-07, 01:11
Guess I should have RTFF a little more before posting...seems a little fun is still be had...

Jon Matts
02-26-07, 13:48
You are correct, sir.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

StimpyI am still a bit confused about that section, it seems that there are some that are just massages, like Total Body Concepts in Towson. Am I wrong about this?

Big Red50
02-26-07, 16:12
Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:(You can still cruise, just cruise the clix loop!

Big Red

Jim N Maryland
02-27-07, 01:10
Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off?You are thinking of Reflections. Jade is Jade, and has been for some time.

Bytor1713
02-27-07, 16:04
The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie

Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- good one BSR

LLVedi, Veni, VD -- I Saw, I Came, I Cankered

Smiling Fox
03-03-07, 18:07
Ok, so I'm abit under the weather, need to just get off, no milf's around, no one on the street available. Lazy, so I stop out at 11505 Reisterstown rd.

Front door. Lisa is alway happy to see me, she isn't busy. She is nice lookn. Soft hair, Soft voice, nice hands. Any way we are talkin. She is slow, no business. I tell her I can post. Tell her she has to have an expanded menu.

Full service, etc. She says ok. OK<,

I tell her I will post, but the guys need to bring a condom, and put the F. S. Donation and the Condom on the table. 70 at the door, + $1. For the full menu. She says ok. I tell her she will be busy.

Ask for lisa, 70 at the door an hour. 1 buck for the rest with a condom on the table. Guys, can I make it any planer for ya. No negotiations, no discussion.

Now don't say Old Smiling Fox never helped out a couple of old friends.

You know I would never say anything like this, unless lisa asked me to.

So, have a blast.

Post to confirm she does what she says.

Ah so she gets me off, whew, what a relief, cleans me up, thanks me, takes my money, LOL, and tells me if she is really busy I get a freebie. LOL. And I feel so much better now.

There is another girl there, Ginnie. Lisa says she is pretty, YMMV.

Be safe, see you,

Smiling Fox.

Jimmycgf
03-10-07, 11:24
Hey guys,

I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.

Hawkeye In Md
03-10-07, 12:12
This past Thursday night, my late night plans feel through. (Booty call scheduled earier in the week didn't pan out). Found myself up on the beltway around Libery Rd with plenty of time and money on my hands, so I decided to go visit the Jade in Ellicott City. Got there, only 2 girls working, and mongers waiting in line ahead of me. Not being one to wait for what I like, I politely said "Maybe next week", and left.

Initially I was hesistant to attempt the ML, with all thier legal history and all, but I have been encouraged by the positive posts from the more experienced and wise Mongers here.

So off I go to the ML, get there right around 11pm. Parking lot was void of any vans, (I like to RTFF) actually, the parking lot was empty! Walked in the front door and asked for Sara. (RTFF) Mamasan says Sara is no longer there, hasnt been there in a while now, but she has "nice tall young girl just for you". I said, "sure, why not"

Mamason lets me in and the place is empty, I am the only monger in the place! Initially that had me cautious, thinking either the quality of girls was really hurting or they were no longer offering the full menu as before mentioned here.

I get to the room, mamason leaves and I start getting ready. Standard fee, except at the ML you only get 45 min, no hour offered. 3 or 4 minutes later in walks my "nice tall young girl". Mamason was right, tall for asain at around 5'8", not skinny, but still very thin and toned. 25 at the oldest, be cups with shaved trimmed patch.

I had the standard tuition and the cover sitting on the table when she came in, I asked for the full menu. So she asked when I wanted the shower, first, or after all meal was over. I always have my shower after my meal.

One of my better meals yet and an AMP, but the TS and the massage following was only average at best, which is fine by me if the meal is 5 star quality. An excellent TS and massage are always a pleasant surprise after a big filling meal, but not required.

Body = 9
Looks = 9
Attitude = 8
meal skills = 8
TS = 5
Massage = 6

Worth every bit of the tuition and will repeat.

I havent heard many new ML Monger tails from the forum, I am the lucky one or are you guys just keeping things on the downlow.

Peace, and be safe out there,

Hawkeye

IAmAlwaysOutwe
03-10-07, 21:33
3 weeks ago a very nice ( I won't get into any details as May has already entered the NY pipeline) This evening no wait time on a Saturday and mamasan presents Mila. Very attractive about 5' 6" or so. Massage was a joke so no rating. Nice b cups with large nipples. CBJ could have been better but she insisted on looking at me the entire time. Small bit of daty followed by cfs. Very nice meal for standard fee. Seems business is way off, but the white vans were gone.

Slackervb
03-11-07, 15:32
I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.

I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?

Salsero Loco
03-11-07, 23:09
Hey guys,

I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.

Big Red50
03-11-07, 23:12
I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.

I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?No MP or providers operating in Westminster, MP's in Gettysburg, Pikesvillle, occasionally a provider will incall in Owings Mills. P4P in Carroll County, no way the Carroll County Sheriffs won't hear of it! Go to Baltimore, Frederick or DC. If you don't know where the places are, go to 7-11 and buy a ADC Map $12.95 + tax.

Now there is no way I can give a first time poster any direct intel or location of MP's smells to much like bacon, if you buy the aforesaid map, RTFF and follow the yellow brick road you will get to OZ.

Sorry for the bad news.

Big Red

Jimmycgf
03-12-07, 18:26
Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.Thanks Salsero, I may set some time aside to go check it out.

Booty Pirate
03-14-07, 20:59
Just to add to the data on Mira or Mila at ML. I thought the experience was pretty lame - BP is not a 'small' man and I didn't like it when she kept her legs tight and not spread wide to prevent me from bottoming out. Been there twice since the recent crew change and Mila was the only offering.

Has anyone tapped anyone else there? oh yeah, the mamasan doesn't count.

BP

Bdls73
03-15-07, 15:50
I have not been to royalty or any other spa for that matter in over a year. The S.O. put me on a short leash but she went out of state for a week so I decided to give royalty a try. Now, its an American spa so I know the rates are probably going to be a little higher and the mileage a bit less but what the hell. I go in and they introduce me to 3 girls, 2 white(Diane and Amber) both late twenties to early thirties and one black ( don't remember her name)around the same age. I pick Diane a cute blonde slender between large b and small c cups. .9$ for 45 mins go to the room. Drop $ tip on the table, Topless massage nothing to write home about and she only would do a hj. At that rate for that service I don't think I will repeat any time soon.

BD

Baldconan1
03-18-07, 16:03
Stopped by TBC today on a whim, hadn't been there for a while and was in the mood for white meat instead of oriental. Anyway, a drop-dead gorgeous girl named Laura met me at the door. Little head took over immediately. I opted for a four-hand with her and a blonde named Olga. 1. 1 / girl and $ each to get them nude. Good massage, only HJ on the menu, wish there was more. Please do not flame me, I know I over paid, it was just one oof those days. Great experience.

Baldconan1

Waitfore
03-19-07, 02:54
I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.

VasgoMD
03-19-07, 22:08
I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.Here's a landmark for ya champ! Your computer...it has something called Google. On it you can "Google" the name and then type the addy that will pop up (Viva Technologie!) into the Maps portion and there you go!

I also hear there are often white vans parked outside.

Benchseats Rock
03-20-07, 00:38
Give a newbie a clue.


give me a landmark.


Give me... Give me....

For the love of Trashman, let me get this taken of right now before you get all out of hand. Let me give you everything you need to get anything you want without the embarrassment of looking like an asshole.

RTFF


That is all.



Benchseats Rock

Waitfore
03-20-07, 16:39
Here's a landmark for ya champ! Your computer...it has something called Google. On it you can "Google" the name and then type the addy that will pop up (Viva Technologie!) into the Maps portion and there you go!

I also hear there are often white vans parked outside.I knew there was a risk of being chastised when I last posted requesting help with a location. I did RTFF and did use maps.google.com to locate the establishment. But I still cannot physically locate it. I would not have posted such a prosaic question if I didn't feel it was merited. I'm sure others would benefit considering the place must be harder to find than most. If it's not, I apologize for opening a discussion that no one else finds an issue.

SpiceyDig
03-20-07, 17:27
I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.


I am going to add my 2 cents on these, I have added value to other states like NJ, CT and Rhode Island, I recently came to people on this board for help, I got none, However I will say that I did find ML, after great research provided within this board. I will say that the quality of the girls at ML are far better than anywhere else I have been. I will say that the place it self is in need of a makeover. I wish luck in finding it, By the way if you have been up an down the street many times and still can not find it, you my friend are not a true monger.......

Incognito
03-20-07, 17:57
This board can be rough sometimes. Look for the convenience store on the road you are traveling. It's behind that store, same parking lot/strip, on the right hand side. Good luck and give us a report!



I knew there was a risk of being chastised when I last posted requesting help with a location. I did RTFF and did use maps.google.com to locate the establishment. But I still cannot physically locate it. I would not have posted such a prosaic question if I didn't feel it was merited. I'm sure others would benefit considering the place must be harder to find than most. If it's not, I apologize for opening a discussion that no one else finds an issue.

Likes Hot Blond
03-21-07, 10:50
Short visit to Baltimore and I had a wonderful visit to ML.
Very easy to find..
Called to make sure they were open and the mamasan recognized me when I got there. Must be the TN accent.

Had to wait for a few min and then a tall, young, and very pretty Korean gal comes in. Very sweet and sooo personable. Great table shower and excellent excellent massage.

I may go back before I leave.

Smiling Fox
03-23-07, 18:06
Oh Oh, I'm 78, do you have a girl friend I could have for a few hours every couple of days. A real pretty one. Make her clean and cheap.

And very very responsive.

Does any one else have a girl I could have. What, no one wants to share, booo hooo. What are we to do.

Wait, I know, I can go back thru the board and find all the information I need to FIND MY OWN FUCKING ******.

Oh IM7875 if you do happen to have a honey, or a wife, LOL, please pass her on to us, there are a bunch of horney mongers out here just salivating to find another little honey.

Hey has anyone checked out 11505 Reisterstown rd. It should be a 100% Smiling Fox; )

SF is harsh today and has no patients for newbies. Works too hard to find his woman, others should develope good hunting skills inorder to survive on the streets and get pleny of meat to live on.

Junky11
03-23-07, 18:49
I can't seem to locate this place? Am I blind? I've been up and down the street and can't seem to locate. Give a newbie a clue. Please give me a landmark.

You didn't see it? There's a gigantic blinking, neon sign on top of the building that says "Get laid here now for $160! Girls Waiting!"

Butter Dog
03-23-07, 22:26
Don't you guys think it would just take less time to answer questions rather than spend time posting a replay telling people that they are idiots for asking questions?

Come on now, you can't honestly mean that, or maybe you just haven't... what is it I'm looking for... hmmm... RTFF? Yeah, that could be it.

There is a certain matter of trust that people have to build. Step one, RTFF. Step two, post credible reports. After that, you're just dumb if you ask stupid questions.

my $0.02 - BD

Larry 56
03-24-07, 04:24
Don't you guys think it would just take less time to answer questions rather than spend time posting a replay telling people that they are idiots for asking questions?


No!

I seldom get in on THESE discussions as I leave them to Bench.

We aren't your mommy. If you are so lazy that you can't do some reading, we don't need you! If you are so dumb that you can't find an address, I doubt that you will have anything to contribute to this forum.

Grow up and do some legwork.


Larry!

Benchseats Rock
03-24-07, 06:00
Don't you guys think it would just take less time to answer questions rather than spend time posting a replay telling people that they are idiots for asking questions?

Wouldn't it be easier to just go to another AMP other than Jade Health and have a nice afternoon on top of a Kgirl rather than spending all your time whining that you're bored at Jade and want a new place but you don't want to have a bad experience at a place you haven't been to before?

Well, of course it would be, but you didn't do that, did you? You asked for advice, we gave it to you. You didn't listen then either - or you would have posted about it - right? Sometimes the easy answer actually is the best solution - if you had taken the easy path my guess is that you would be a better monger, a better poster, and a happier guy as a direct result... but you're a special case.

What we really applaud around here is effort - you chose to spend more effort and energy not getting what you want - and it shows. If the noobie reads the responses to his question and actually pays attention to what we wrote, he'll get exactly what he wants - and he'll be better educated as a result. That way, everyone wins - the forum gets a new member who can fend for himself, the girls get some money, and he gets to get off in a new hole whenever the fancy strikes.

Try it sometime - you might be surprised at how well the system works.



Benchseats Rock

VasgoMD
03-24-07, 11:23
Don't you guys think it would just take less time to answer questions rather than spend time posting a replay telling people that they are idiots for asking questions?That would take away a very enjoyable portion of this board? It is always fun to see a noobish post and know that there will soon be a few fuck-off posts coming. It is truly the only time I post. But I try to be more creative than the obvious. Seriously tho there are many different tools at ones disposal to find these wonderful establishments. This is not exactly divining for water.

If everyone posted any inane info a noob after boob asked for this board would become very boring and repetitive.

Member #4866
03-24-07, 13:16
This might be a dumb question and I did RTFF but when the massage place is a private house where the massuer greets you and also massages, that is, there appears to be no one else in the house, do you still pay the massuer the same house plus massage fee or do you just pay the massage fee? I'm afraid I'm overpaying for the massages I get for my back pain. But maybe I'm not.

LH is great by the way. Have never had a bad experience.

Butter Dog
03-24-07, 14:04
The SO is away and I found myself on the west side of town. What better choice than to stop by ML for a treat. As it was the afternoon, things were quiet. I did a roll through and did not see any white vans. Lots of cars and SUVs with tinted windows, but probably just a little paranoia playing in my mind. They all looked empty. Not enough worry to stop and turn away though.

The provider de jour was Sue. A bit bigger than your average Kgirls, but not overly. No where near too big. TS was adequate, nothing special to write home about. (At least they still have TS, unlike others) Rub was good, but a little awkward at first, but not bad overall. Too much acupressure and not rubby rubby. The poor girl had problems with her outfit, because from minute one her little Sue’s came out to play more than they hid. Nice.

Got the flip, lost all threads and got the CBJ. Would have gone full, but didn’t have the full donation. But what was weird was a five minute cuddle time when everything was over. Usually you just get the boot.

LARS™ Rating:

Face 8
Body 7.5
Attitude 8
Service 8.5

Butter Dog

Oriole Mon
03-24-07, 20:53
Give a newbie a clue.A clue is real easy:

RTFF

If you want the solution, here is how to find it:

Take exit 17 for Security Blvd/MD-122 toward Woodlawn 0.2 mi

Keep left at the fork, follow signs for MD-122/Security Blvd E/Woodlawn 351 ft

Turn left at MD-122 E/Security Blvd 0.6 mi
2 mins

Turn left at Woodlawn Dr 1.1 mi
3 mins

Turn right at Windsor Mill Rd 0.1 mi

Trust me when you see it, you will know it.

Just walk in and say "Oriole sent me, I want to see the hookers!"

Double Nickle
03-25-07, 07:52
This might be a dumb question and I did RTFF but when the massage place is a private house where the massuer greets you and also massages, that is, there appears to be no one else in the house, do you still pay the massuer the same house plus massage fee or do you just pay the massage fee? I'm afraid I'm overpaying for the massages I get for my back pain. But maybe I'm not.

LH is great by the way. Have never had a bad experience.I've been to massage parlors with no mamasan where the masseuse will open the door and perform all the services. I am always still asked for the house fee and a tip for the girl, at least in Korean Massage Parlors. Most AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors) you find will be KMPs. Sometimes you will pay both fees upfront but the total will still be the same. If you ask you will probably be told that the house fee goes to hot water, electricity, heat, mortgage, insurance; all that kind of thing. I suppose you could decline any extras and not pay any tip, but don't expect the girl to be happy. I've never done this last myself.

Chinese Massage Parlors are the most economical. A small initial fee is paid. You get a great massage and maybe a happy ending. No second payment may be necessary.

You may find a legitimate american massage parlor where there is only one person, the masseuse, and a single payment of $50 or a bit more is all you need. Don't expect a happy ending, but your back should be well taken care of.

Some places advertise that their treatment may be compensable by insurance. I have heard of frugal mongers taking advantage of this. Don't expect to be reimbursed for any tip for extras though.

Double Nickle

Benchseats Rock
03-25-07, 20:40
I can't wait to meet you one day.In my estimation you have a snowball's chance in hell, but I'm not saying it can't happen. All you have to do is get yourself invited to a roundtable. Other than that, you'll just have to keep dreaming.

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56
03-26-07, 05:52
I can't wait to meet you one day.He's got a wonderful set of braclets for you!

Larry!

Smiling Fox
03-27-07, 09:46
IM,

You went to baco?

You should have done an rtff.

Nice HJ.

I dont get it. I give the board a sure thing.

SF

G Cubed
03-27-07, 19:54
I hate to question a senior, but is this a correct address? Next to Fuddruckers, set back a little from Reisterstown rd? As I live in the neighborhood, I checked it out; the sign indicates it is a medical/dental supply store, and there were 8 - 10 cars in the parking lot. Did not go to the door because it looked futile. I thought maybe you were being "foxy" , playing a joke and smiling at us! I apologize once again for questioning a senior, but it certainly didn't appear promising. Here's a mapquest link.http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?address=11505%20Reisterstown%20Rd&city=Owings%20Mills&state=MD&zipcode=21117&country=US&title=%3cspan%20style%3d%22margin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22adr%22%3e%3cb%20class%3d%22fn%20org%22%3eD%20%26amp%3b%20R%20Dental%3a%3c%2fb%3e%3cspan%20style%3d%22margin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22nowrap%20phnum%20tel%20work%22%3e443%2d394%2d6600%3c%2fspan%3e%20%3cspan%20style%3d%22margin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22street%2daddress%22%3e11505%20Reisterstown%20Rd%3c%2fspan%3e%20%3cspan%20style%3d%22display%3ainline%3bmargin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22locality%22%3eOwings%20Mills%3c%2fspan%3e%2c%20%3cspan%20style%3d%22display%3ainline%3bmargin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22region%22%3eMD%3c%2fspan%3e%20%3cspan%20style%3d%22display%3ainline%3bmargin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22postal%2dcode%22%3e21117%3c%2fspan%3e%2c%20%20%3cspan%20style%3d%22display%3ainline%3bmargin%2dbottom%3a0px%3b%22%20class%3d%22country%2dname%22%3eUS%3c%2fspan%3e%3c%2fspan%3e&cid=lfmaplink2&name=D%20%26%20R%20Dental&dtype=s

Benchseats Rock
03-29-07, 16:36
All of the info is old as hell. What am I to do except go and get burned. Other than that no one posts new info or will answer any questions.I saw this episode.

The Sarge
04-01-07, 16:20
I talked to a friend who went there today and he said the place is trying to get better. The girls are still on the older side, but they are starting to get a bit prettier and more playful.

He had a session with Mee-shee? Or something like that. She was another "new girl". She didn't seem to know the ropes very well and had to be guided along. Although he did mention that she took instruction very well and never let him down.

He said he had a good TS along with an average massage and standard extras. This place is average but very clean and safe.

He said next time he will make the trek to moonlight. Or 21 2 of his other favorites.

Johnny Rebel1
04-02-07, 20:14
I fig. from reading all reports I needed to add my 2 cents again. Sat night visted my fav. place Moonlight. Standard questions about if been here before and who see.

In came a young looking woman say 22 at ost, but with braces on her teeth, kind of looked like a teenager. It added to the excitment. I think see said name was Kay but english not very good. She was shy and not said much at all. Standard table shower with respect to all the good areas.

Back in room she gave an ok massage. But did enjoy it. I love when they go very light and blow on your body. Everything was included with donation to her fund of course. I wil be back to see her soon. Glad to have our spot back again.

Johnny

Smiling Fox
04-05-07, 14:46
I can't believe you guys. I just cant believe it. Do you read, are you dum, I keep getting PM's about this. My god, do I have to take you by the hand and knock on the door, and show you in. I know, your scared. Afraid of getting a "good massage" is just too easy.


Ok, so I'm abit under the weather, need to just get off, no milf's around, no one on the street available. Lazy, so I stop out at 11505 Reisterstown rd.

Front door. Lisa is alway happy to see me, she isn't busy. She is nice lookn. Soft hair, Soft voice, nice hands. Any way we are talkin. She is slow, no business. I tell her I can post. Tell her she has to have an expanded menu.

Full service, etc. She says ok. OK<,

I tell her I will post, but the guys need to bring a condom, and put the F. S. Donation and the Condom on the table. 70 at the door, + $1. For the full menu. She says ok. I tell her she will be busy.

Ask for lisa, 70 at the door an hour. 1 buck for the rest with a condom on the table. Guys, can I make it any planer for ya. No negotiations, no discussion.

Now don't say Old Smiling Fox never helped out a couple of old friends.

You know I would never say anything like this, unless lisa asked me to.

So, have a blast.

Post to confirm she does what she says.

Ah so she gets me off, whew, what a relief, cleans me up, thanks me, takes my money, LOL, and tells me if she is really busy I get a freebie. LOL. And I feel so much better now.

There is another girl there, Ginnie. Lisa says she is pretty, YMMV.

Be safe, see you,

Smiling Fox.

Big Red50
04-06-07, 06:28
Ok, so I'm abit under the weather, need to just get off, no milf's around, no one on the street available. Lazy, so I stop out at 11505 Reisterstown rd.

Front door. Lisa is alway happy to see me, she isn't busy. She is nice lookn. Soft hair, Soft voice, nice hands. Any way we are talkin. She is slow, no business. I tell her I can post. Tell her she has to have an expanded menu.

Full service, etc. She says ok. OK<,

I tell her I will post, but the guys need to bring a condom, and put the F. S. Donation and the Condom on the table. 70 at the door, + $1. For the full menu. She says ok. I tell her she will be busy.

Ask for lisa, 70 at the door an hour. 1 buck for the rest with a condom on the table. Guys, can I make it any planer for ya. No negotiations, no discussion.

Now don't say Old Smiling Fox never helped out a couple of old friends.

You know I would never say anything like this, unless lisa asked me to.

So, have a blast.

Post to confirm she does what she says.

Ah so she gets me off, whew, what a relief, cleans me up, thanks me, takes my money, LOL, and tells me if she is really busy I get a freebie. LOL. And I feel so much better now.

There is another girl there, Ginnie. Lisa says she is pretty, YMMV.

Be safe, see you,

Smiling Fox.


I can't believe you guys. I just cant believe it. Do you read, are you dum, I keep getting PM's about this. My god, do I have to take you by the hand and knock on the door, and show you in. I know, your scared. Afraid of getting a "good massage" is just too easy.

Mongers Fox!

They are like horses, you can take them to pussy but you can not make them eat. Some species, mongers they got to do it the hard way. Fox you gave them a fucking road map with three foot long yellow arrows painted on the ground and they can still not find the way.

It is hopeless

Big Red

PS I moved my standing Thursday appointment with my Ex-CL 22 year old towson college girl to Friday, today. Will report later, my horns are up if PP/C is running this may be and exacta or trifecta day.

Baldconan1
04-06-07, 21:08
Finally got into the new AMP on BelAir Rd. It's in a non-descript rowhouse, with a large address sign. Non mamasan is sight, so the girl that met me at the door was my girl. There was at least one other there, who actually came in and gave me a hug before I left. There is no TS, but the house was clean and neat inside. My girl, (name escapes me now, brain fart) was slim and cute, about 30, with a nice ass and small natural boobs. She was very affectionate, and provided all the normal services at the normal fees, all covered of course. Both of the girls I saw were Chinese, and had great attitudes. Will definitely repeat.

Be safe.

BaldConan1

Badboy22
04-07-07, 20:14
Finally got into the new AMP on BelAir Rd. It's in a non-descript rowhouse, with a large address sign. Non mamasan is sight, so the girl that met me at the door was my girl. There was at least one other there, who actually came in and gave me a hug before I left. There is no TS, but the house was clean and neat inside. My girl, (name escapes me now, brain fart) was slim and cute, about 30, with a nice ass and small natural boobs. She was very affectionate, and provided all the normal services at the normal fees, all covered of course. Both of the girls I saw were Chinese, and had great attitudes. Will definitely repeat.

Be safe.

BaldConan1I went there also not too long ago. Just like you said lady who greets you is the lady who takes care of you. Place did look freshly carpeted and the atmosphere was pretty cozy. Girl wasn't a looker nor was >I< attracted to her body. Gave a good massage and seemed to enjoy what she was doing. Didn't like the fact that my tip didn't seem appreciated. Won't cross the place off the list but won't be rushing back anytime soon either. Like you said no TS but was offered a shower before and after.

Mar11
04-15-07, 14:40
Are they still open?

I haven't seen their ads lately.

Waters410
04-17-07, 02:31
I don't Want to sound like a jackass, but I'm a newbie to this and I just want some advice. I've read the whole thread, and I was thinking of going to Jade in Towson or ML since it seems as though it is garunteed FS. Who should I ask for that is good looking and good at their job. And are there any names of girls that have recently left so I will seem like a repeat custumer. And thanks for all the other great knowledge you guys passed along on the thread.

Calico Jack
04-17-07, 16:05
I am a new poster as well but after reading through these forums, even I know to duck after Waters question ;) I feel an acronym coming along.

CJ

Usanew777
04-17-07, 16:46
Read the forum and thought I would share an experience I had on Charles St. A few years ago. Went in to see a girl I had seen before. Background: When I first went to Charles St. The girl on the first visit would only do an HJ and nothing more-no matter how suggestive I was. I thought maybe the sign over the table about "No Sex" was accurate. But on the second visit everything was available with the same girl for a standard rate. I cannot remember her name.

Anyway went in to see her again-maybe my fifth time there-and the mamasan said there was a new girl and would I mind if she joined me and my regular? Had trouble getting out the words, "of course" quick enough. Now this had NEVER happened to me before in any AMP (and I have visited AMPs in SF, DC, Philly, etc.) and sadly has NEVER happened again but for those of you who have gone to Charles Street over the years it makes sense. Sometimes the girls just seem right off the boat and that is usually not helpful but today was very nice. Now you can almost always take 2 girls if you want to in many AMPs (not as much in Baltimore) but this was better be/see there was no additional fee for the second girl.

So anyway my regular is dressed in a skimpy skirt and the "new girl" was in a longer dress. I shower and get on the table.

The regular gets her tip but tells the other girl she is not getting tipped this time. I tipped her anyway.

The new girl started standing next to my regular and they are both next to the table. Sweet right? So the regular guides the new girl through everything-massage, removal of clothing, flip, BJ, etc. , etc. My regular is smiling and joking and critiquing the whole time and the new girl who is incredible seemed to have a very nice time given her responses. The regular adds in a couple strokes at strategic moments, which was also very cool.

Went back a few times and regular was there but never saw the "new girl" again. She was actually a bit more attractive than the average Charles Street girl.

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Never heard of in service training at an AMP in the US. Always assumed all the "training" occured overseas.

R T F F 1
04-17-07, 21:34
This should be good.

Waters410, your question will probably be the beginning of a lot of RTFF responses.

Lingham
04-18-07, 11:39
http://www.examiner.com/a-581115~No_conviction_for_alleged_brothel_operators.html

No conviction for alleged brothel operators

Luke Broadwater, The Examiner
Feb 23, 2007 3:00 AM (54 days ago)
Current rank: Not ranked
TOWSON - Two women arrested on prostitution charges after authorities busted a Woodlawn tanning salon, alleging it was secretly a brothel, have avoided convictions in Baltimore County District Court in Towson.

The Baltimore County State’s Attorney’s Office on Tuesday dropped a charge of prostitution against Soo Mi Lee, 28, of McLean, Va., after she pleaded guilty to operating a massage parlor without a license.

Lee was sentenced to unsupervised probation before judgment, meaning she avoided a conviction.

In December, Baltimore County District Court Judge Norman Stone acquitted Nan Taylor, 48, of Colorado Springs, Colo., of two prostitution charges from the Moon Light Tanning and Spa in Woodlawn.

Taylor’s attorney, Gary Maslan, said prosecutors did not have enough evidence against his client to gain a conviction.

“They never established my client participated in anything,” he said. “She happened to be there on the premises.”

Federal and state authorities raided the tanning salon in August, alleging it was a brothel, and found $21,000 in cash and a detailed log of customers.

The Baltimore Office of Immigration and Customs Enforcement said Moon Light was part of a network of similar establishments as far north as Rhode Island and south to Washington, D.C., that employed Korean women smuggled into the United States who worked as prostitutes to repay their transportation debts.

Federal agents arrested three other women — Sun Im An, 44, Kum Ok Lowery, 53, and Mi Ja Park, 41 — and five more were found hiding in secret compartments when officials broke down the door in the raid.

Baltimore County police said they stopped men coming to patronize Moon Light after the raid, checking them for outstanding warrants and sending them on their way.

lbroadwater@baltimoreexaminer.com
Examiner

Benchseats Rock
04-19-07, 05:33
This should be good.

Waters410, your question will probably be the beginning of a lot of RTFF responses.


I am a new poster as well but after reading through these forums, even I know to duck after Waters question ;) I feel an acronym coming along.

CJ

I'm not so sure that this isn't actually a reasonable request. Don't get me wrong... I wouldn't tell him a goddamned thing even if I did know - the dude has one post and no cred. BUT, in all fairness, he says he's read the forum and there doesn't seem to be any recent information about who's recently been there or not. Now if he were to compulsively read through the archives he would find more than a few posts about how to handle this specific situation (a basic knowledge of Korean names is very useful in this regard) but more to the point here, there are posters on the forum who like to chime in but not share any intel whatsoever. RTFF1 seems to be one of these people, I think it's too soon to tell for CJ but time will tell, but I'm really talking about IM7875 here - who has more than exhausted the staff at Jade and still has yet to report anything significant about the joint other than there is a lax policy about bringing your dog.

As for the newbie here - just go in and tell them it's been a while and you forgot your providers name but you had such a good time you needed to come back now that you're back in town. That and the appropriate tip should get you exactly what you want - and please post your results, it would be nice to have someone who actually visits one of these places to report on what is going on in them.

It's good to see the news about ML. Thanks Lingham....

Benchseats Rock

Lingham
04-19-07, 21:21
I visited ML this afternoon. Met with Angel. At least I think that was name she used. My hearing and her English aren't the best. Anyway, she's gorgeous, appears under thirty, and gives great service. I would have liked more of a massage, though. Since I've been back to ML they pretty much try pop you as fast as they can and shove you out the door. But it's still nice to have them back. I'd never be desperate enough to use a street skank, or even worse get married.

Happy Mongering,

Lingham

Johnny Rebel1
04-20-07, 13:59
I agree with you about Angel and general condition of Moonligt rushing. You have to tell them and control the pace of the meeting. I was there last weekend and meet Angel also. Very pretty and loves to please. After the shower and 10 min massage, she got down to some oral. I made her stop and lay down. I started massaging her and playing with all of her body. I love breast and figering the hot box. When I fig she was ready I got into the box and with her she let me shoot over her breast. Was a first there. I gave a little extra tip for that.

Johnny

Smiling Fox
04-20-07, 15:52
OK, OK. So there I am with a sudden thurs night free. I get a call from an old friend to meet and have some dinner and some good conversation. No, this is a guy friend. like good buddie, beer buddy. any way we meet up, have some dinner. Later after he left it was time to play. 12 midnight. So I go on and call various ladies. Brodie seems ready, and willing and eager. We meet at 1:30 am, its way to late but what the heck, she is young and w/pierced lip, what do you do with a pierced lip, Dunno, but she had soft warm kisses.She wasnt worth the $$1/2. but there was a need. And honestly what she lacked in entusiasm, she made up in a very suductive warm tenderness. Not unappreciated by me. will i see her again. hmmmmm maybe yes.

But I new I wasnt done. So off i drove, harford loop was pathetic. headed to hamden. Around and around. Saw Pam. a little heavy, not the prettiest face. but OMG can she suck a cock. She understands the tecknique of Suck n' roll.

What a moment. Well she had great tits, and nice clean pussy. but she was a bit heavy. Then she tell me she hangs out with maggie, and can I do both of you, She smiles, raises her eye brows, ---- sure.

oh well, i gotta get some sleep, its what 4:30am/ gee I only gotta get up in 2 hours, do you think I will be awake tommarrow.

SF;)

Big Red50
04-20-07, 21:30
OK, OK. So there I am with a sudden thurs night free. I get a call from an old friend to meet and have some dinner and some good conversation. No, this is a guy friend. like good buddie, beer buddy. any way we meet up, have some dinner. Later after he left it was time to play. 12 midnight. So I go on and call various ladies. Brodie seems ready, and willing and eager. We meet at 1:30 am, its way to late but what the heck, she is young and w/pierced lip, what do you do with a pierced lip, Dunno, but she had soft warm kisses.She wasnt worth the $$1/2. but there was a need. And honestly what she lacked in entusiasm, she made up in a very suductive warm tenderness. Not unappreciated by me. will i see her again. hmmmmm maybe yes.

But I new I wasnt done. So off i drove, harford loop was pathetic. headed to hamden. Around and around. Saw Pam. a little heavy, not the prettiest face. but OMG can she suck a cock. She understands the tecknique of Suck n' roll.

What a moment. Well she had great tits, and nice clean pussy. but she was a bit heavy. Then she tell me she hangs out with maggie, and can I do both of you, She smiles, raises her eye brows, ---- sure.

oh well, i gotta get some sleep, its what 4:30am/ gee I only gotta get up in 2 hours, do you think I will be awake tommarrow.

SF;)Hey SF

No wonder you smile all the time and I thought it was permanent facial muscle atrophy from constantly eating at the Y.

Now I know

Big Red

Smiling Fox
04-21-07, 19:32
No, NO, NO,

Not a sly dog!

Sly Fox.

Oh and you know what I forgot to mention. When I was with Brodie, you rmember, from my last post. Well, we realized the date. 4/20. Hmmmmm. Hey I'm a product of my generation. My generation. Talkin about my generation. Yeah man, so like wow, cool, and so. Whewwwww.yeah man, like later I had to go get somethin to eat, man.

No wonder I had such a wonderful eveing. And oh I made it to work. Like you guys give a good shit if I did. Ah but if I got a BJ from my secretary, you would want to know, right. LOL. Cya out there all you horney mongers.

Smiling Fox ;)

Ps. I just got to find a little smiling fox face that I can put here instead of this stupid little semicolon and 1/2 a parenthises. lol

Big Red50
04-21-07, 21:43
No, NO, NO,

Not a sly dog!

Sly Fox.

Oh and you know what I forgot to mention. When I was with Brodie, you rmember, from my last post. Well, we realized the date. 4/20. Hmmmmm. Hey I'm a product of my generation. My generation. Talkin about my generation. Yeah man, so like wow, cool, and so. Whewwwww.yeah man, like later I had to go get somethin to eat, man.

No wonder I had such a wonderful eveing. And oh I made it to work. Like you guys give a good shit if I did. Ah but if I got a BJ from my secretary, you would want to know, right. LOL. Cya out there all you horney mongers.

Smiling Fox ;)

Ps. I just got to find a little smiling fox face that I can put here instead of this stupid little semicolon and 1/2 a parenthises. lolFuckin Eh

I caught Smling Fox on my back porch sniffing around Big Red's Pootang LOL

Big Red

Kulli
04-21-07, 23:30
Hey, if that was Smiling Fox's photo, then he and a foxy lady live in the bushes behind our home. Say hi next time.

Smiling Fox
04-22-07, 10:42
Thats my cousin Cornered Fox. He dont smile, he just lives a normal fox life, tryin to stay away from people, and eatin vermin. He ain't got no class.

What I need is like a little smiley face, but with a fox. I just havent had the time or energy to go off into those dumb emothion art pics and look for one.

There is a girl advertising on CL for body massages, over by wht marsh. blonde 140#. any one ever take a shot at her to see what she is about.

Hey reds, thanks for posting a fox pic. Guess that now means I have national recognition for my good & apparently talented behavior. I am licking my chops for some fine pristine pussy. lol

Smiling Fox ;)

Larry 56
04-22-07, 15:24
I agree with you about Angel and general condition of Moonligt rushing. You have to tell them and control the pace of the meeting. I was there last weekend and meet Angel also. Very pretty and loves to please. After the shower and 10 min massage, she got down to some oral. I made her stop and lay down. I started massaging her and playing with all of her body. I love breast and figering the hot box. When I fig she was ready I got into the box and with her she let me shoot over her breast. Was a first there. I gave a little extra tip for that.

Johnny


Any time you are dealing with a provider, remember that YOU must take and stay in control. This is not the time to be shy.

It's your money. You are in charge. Put up with no crap, my brothers.


Larry!

Smiling Fox
04-23-07, 16:49
Actually it was apple, neat name for a Chinese girl.

I love going to Rosies. She is always so happy to see me, and always so pleased to give me a great lady.

However this week I called Escape, just across the street. Busy little area, eh? The lady said $ in at the door for an hour, and "at least $ for the lady. Probably more. Oh I would leave happy, just what I want is a $$ HJ> LOL. I don't think so.

Oh escape is listed in the city paper. And while I was looking I saw a japanese place out in owings mill. Hmmmm 107something something.

Gotta find out about that one. A japanese AMP?

Cya,

Smiling Fox

Torpedo12
04-23-07, 23:05
Does anyone know what happen to Connie from Hanna spa?, I was told the other day she left to go open her own spa locally. She may be a older provider but she was always fun. Do you know where her new spa is?

The Main Man
04-24-07, 11:03
Oh escape is listed in the city paper. And while I was looking I saw a japanese place out in owings mill. Hmmmm 107something something.

Gotta find out about that one. A japanese AMP?

Cya,

Smiling FoxI went to this place a couple of weeks ago. I am a bit of an AMP newbie (mostly just monger on the streets), but I will share what I can.

I called for an appt. as requested in the ad. The place is in a house that has a beauty salon downstairs with the MP upstairs. There are separate entrances. It is on the left side of Reisterstown Road (if you are heading away from the city) about 1/2 mile or so past the Owings Mills Blvd overpass. I am not as well off as some, so I just went with a half hour for two jacks. A woman met me at the door who was also my provider. She was probably in her late-30s--defintely on the older side, but nice looking. I don't remember he name (Lisa maybe), which is unfortunate. I also don't know for certain if she was Japanese.

She started with an okay massage, on the flip she let my hands roam. She took off her shirt and I played with her tits. I also got to lick her kitty a little bit. She gave me lots of ball and ass play like I like. She finished me off with standard JO. I think more may have been available, but I didn't ask. I was content to play with her body while she jerked me off. I gave a jack and a half tip, which she seemed content with. She gave me a kiss and said see you next time. I would definitely repeat. Please post if you visit, I woudl love to hear what else is on the menu.

Tha Main Man

Rapid
04-24-07, 14:36
Does anyone know what happen to Connie from Hanna spa?, I was told the other day she left to go open her own spa locally. She may be a older provider but she was always fun. Do you know where her new spa is?

I also would like to know the answer to this question. Connie was an old flame of mine.
Rapid

Calico Jack
04-24-07, 16:03
... but more to the point here, there are posters on the forum who like to chime in but not share any intel whatsoever. RTFF1 seems to be one of these people, I think it's too soon to tell for CJ but time will tell, but I'm really talking about IM7875 hereFair enough. I have lurked for about a month to properly read through the areas and am digging the site so think I will stay a bit. However, beyond the occasional massage, I am a complete novice. I would probably love baltimongering but with not knowing the area and not knowing all of what to look out for, I will probably stay away for the immediate future.

The only massages I have come across have all been out of the same Laurel/Columbia/Jessup/Elkridge/Ellicot City circle but I have been out of commish for a while (with the exception of a couple trips to Oriental Massage in Elkridge where massage was nice but standard). I happened to be walking and noticed Moonlight so I will probably stop in and post.

So in the meantime, I can say hello, joke along and trade it back and forth with people who seem genuinely pretty cool or I can just STFU until I have something to post.

Now I just need to get over monger-anxiety because $20-$30 would get me out a hell of a lot more than $100-$170 ;)

-cJ

Junky11
04-27-07, 20:17
Fair enough. I have lurked for about a month to properly read through the areas and am digging the site so think I will stay a bit. However, beyond the occasional massage, I am a complete novice. I would probably love baltimongering but with not knowing the area and not knowing all of what to look out for, I will probably stay away for the immediate future.

The only massages I have come across have all been out of the same Laurel/Columbia/Jessup/Elkridge/Ellicot City circle but I have been out of commish for a while (with the exception of a couple trips to Oriental Massage in Elkridge where massage was nice but standard). I happened to be walking and noticed Moonlight so I will probably stop in and post.

So in the meantime, I can say hello, joke along and trade it back and forth with people who seem genuinely pretty cool or I can just STFU until I have something to post.

Now I just need to get over monger-anxiety because $20-$30 would get me out a hell of a lot more than $100-$170 ;)

-cJ

IMHO the disease risk goes up for block providers. The AMP providers tend to be much cleaner and careful but then nothing is garanteed.

LoveLOS
04-27-07, 20:25
IMHO the disease risk goes up for block providers. The AMP providers tend to be much cleaner and careful but then nothing is garanteed.Damn Junky, I seem to be following you around today (see my comments in Vegas).

CJ,
I completely agree with Junkman's comments above, but also add that the quality of the eye-candy and the longer, more intimate service found at better AMPs makes a huge difference in the bang-for-the-buck. Unless you are Robuxian, of course, then all bets are off and the math changes completely... ;p

LL

DrummerBoy
04-28-07, 11:03
I also would like to know the answer to this question. Connie was an old flame of mine.
Rapid
Yeah, I would be interested also. so far it looks like whomever knows is holding the info tight.

T Man
04-28-07, 13:20
Fellow Mongers,

I'll be making my first vist to your great city and will be staying at the Marriott Waterfront at 700 Aliceanna Street. Unfortunately, I will not have a rental car at my disposal and will have to do all mongering on foot. Can you please advise if any of your hotspots (Moonlight, Jade, etc...) are within walking distance of this hotel? What are my options? Do the girls here give you beers like they do in Philly? :)

T-Man

Enor Muscock
04-28-07, 16:57
Fellow Mongers,

I What are my options? Do the girls here give you beers like they do in Philly? :)

T-Man
None of the AMPS you list are in the area, and none others that I know of.
You can walk to the Block. Bring lots of cash.
Now, how's this beer thing work?

Benchseats Rock
04-29-07, 03:34
Fellow Mongers,

I'll be making my first vist to your great city and will be staying at the Marriott Waterfront at 700 Aliceanna Street. Unfortunately, I will not have a rental car at my disposal and will have to do all mongering on foot. Can you please advise if any of your hotspots (Moonlight, Jade, etc...) are within walking distance of this hotel? What are my options? Do the girls here give you beers like they do in Philly? :)

T-Man

The Ritz Cabaret is a strip bar in Fells Point, and certainly within walking distance. I'd say maybe 10 or 15 minutes away at most, although IMHO you'll dramatically increase your chances of sexess in any one of the 20 or so bars that you'll walk by on the way - Baltimore girls are pretty easy, and Fells Point has enough bars for all of them. The Block is our collection of strip bars and peep shows etc. and is a 5 dollar cab ride from your hotel. It's a bit farther away (it's just north of the Inner Harbor) but still easily within walking distance. I believe that there is also a water taxi from your hotel to the inner harbor which will put you a block away from the block, but it stops running at midnight if I remember correctly. It's a total tourist trap, but a neat way to see the city and get your bearings. Of course, you could also just consult a map.

I think the closest spa is Pinetree on Eastern Ave. in Highlandtown, and is easily accessible by cab or the number 10 bus - the bus stop you want is conveniently across the street from the Ritz. I'm not sure how comfortable you'll be on foot in Highlandtown though - to be polite, it's an interesting neighborhood. The other spas are far out in the county - you would need to rent a car to get to them. Your best bet is going to be the block or an incall escort.



Benchseats Rock

Baltimonger
04-29-07, 19:10
Try to get a CL girl to come to your room. My former SW/GF used to advertise on CL, and went there a couple of times for customers.

With the amount of $ you would spend on the Block or an outcall escort, you could easily afford to rent a car to get to any AMP or SW spot in town; but you still have got to hit the Block. Even if it means just buying a beer for yourself in several different places as you go barhopping. It is a must for P4P hunters coming to town. On the way up to the Block, stop off at Vaccaro's* and grab a cannoli.







*Shameless plug to get free cannolis

Benefactor9
04-29-07, 20:51
Now, how's this beer thing work?


I happen to be in Philly at the moment, and all I had to do was say, I could really use a beer and a smoke after that.

As for Bench calling the Bgirls easy, I prefer to call them pre lubed.

b9

Smiling Fox
05-01-07, 02:22
Stopped in for a quick investigation of the place, going back for a full menu.

The lady I saw was cute. Menu and $ all the same as all my fav haunts.

Never understand the quest for service.

Smiling Fox ;)

Enor Muscock
05-01-07, 09:04
I happen to be in Philly at the moment, and all I had to do was say, I could really use a beer and a smoke after that.


b9

Just goes to prove, you don't ask, you don't get. Shoulda gone for a pizza and a ballgame too.

Don't see that happnin' at ML. 7up and Kimchee maybe...

Benefactor9
05-02-07, 11:15
Don't see that happnin' at ML. 7up and Kimchee maybe...

Hey, there's nothing better than cooter that smells like like kimchee.

Takes me back to my days in Itaewon.

Good times.

b9

Aacountyman
05-02-07, 13:21
Went there yesterday early. I saw Linda, slim, 40y-ish. Usual service for an extra $1. The massage was fair to good.

The place really smelled bad yesterday from the lunch they had prepared. I had to have her spray the room with deodorant or I was going to gag. :-)

T Man
05-02-07, 20:06
Thanks for the tips guys! I'll have to spend some time RTFF to get more info on 'The Block' :)

Johnny Fever35
05-04-07, 14:21
Being a frequent flier at the previous ML and remembering some great flight attendants such as Shasha, Penny, Bebe, and many names that I have forgottten, I was eager for my return.

So took a visit and much to my surprise got poor poor service-even the
worst HC places were better. I realize YMMV but I was really disappointed.
In the former ML one thing I like was consistent service by the flight
attendents. Some attendants were really great, but I think all gave decent
service.


That was my last visit to ML.

Benchseats Rock
05-04-07, 17:40
Being a frequent flier at the previous ML and remembering some great flight attendants such as Shasha, Penny, Bebe, and many names that I have forgottten, I was eager for my return.

So took a visit and much to my surprise got poor poor service-even the
worst HC places were better. I realize YMMV but I was really disappointed.
In the former ML one thing I like was consistent service by the flight
attendents. Some attendants were really great, but I think all gave decent
service.


That was my last visit to ML.

Everyone takes one for the team every now and then, thanks for posting the experience, or lack thereof... I guess that other than Jade, the only other option is to just bite the bullet and drive to DC.


Bench

Hobbyist4Life
05-07-07, 13:39
Being a frequent flier at the previous ML and remembering some great flight attendants such as Shasha, Penny, Bebe, and many names that I have forgottten, I was eager for my return.

So took a visit and much to my surprise got poor poor service-even the
worst HC places were better. I realize YMMV but I was really disappointed.
In the former ML one thing I like was consistent service by the flight
attendents. Some attendants were really great, but I think all gave decent
service.


That was my last visit to ML.



Hey Johnny Fever,
When were you there? And who was your provider?

It's funny, that I was just there and had an awesome time!
And my standards for providers are pretty high.

I went there after reading Lingham and Johnny Rebels comments from 4/19 and 4/20. They were right, the provider was gorgeous! I think she had to be one of the hottest provider I have seen. The service was great, too.

One thing in Maryland vs. D.C. is that there rate is for 45 minutes, not one hour. I guess the Maryland AMP's are 45 minutes now and not an hour. That explains why it seemed rushed.
Anyway, I can assure you that the provider was hot as hell...
So, I don't know what your talking about...

By the way, you have never reported anything positive! Most of your reports are of streetwalkers. And mainly, bitchin and moaning! Are you just making up stories? They must not have buzzed you in! And your just bitter? I'm just wondering how your experience can be so different then mine and others? Can you give us something positive for a change!

Peace out...
H4L