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Jack Bones
08-23-07, 16:40
Another visit to Green - when'd they paint that door red?
Front door was locked. Mamasan unable to buzz me in - had to come out & let me in. She wasn't happy with someone about it - fussed in Korean. Taken back to second room on the right & asked to wait. After about five minutes, Kay came in, collected the fee & then guided me to the TS for a thorough scrubbing.
Kay's early thirties with natural curves.
Back in the room, she gave me a decent massage. She climbed on my back to put all her weight into it. That said, she still was a rather light touch. After about fifteen minutes she asked if she could take care of me. Naturally, I said yes. She disappeared for a few minutes, returned asked me to flip. Short CBJ - basically long enough to apply the cover & then jumped on for some CG. After a while (this is when I can't keep track of time) she asked if I wanted to change places. I wasn't quite ready, so she rode a little longer. Finally changed over for a little dog & finished up mish.
TS 6
Face 7
Body 8
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 8
Overall good experience as I've come to expect here. Total visit a little more than an hour. Kay's been around for about a month - I see a couple previous reviews on her back couple weeks on this board. She says she'll be around for a while.
Swung by Paridise an drew a little Honey.
A deffinate 9 across the board. Everything was enjoyable, from the TS and massage to the finish. Will repeat on my next long lunch break.
Also, Full lips for DATY as an added bonus.
Big Daddy Don
08-24-07, 07:51
New to the DC group but all my spots in NOVA are no more. Thanks to reading about 7 or 8 pages back I was able to find 1413 and meet Young. She was not really that young or much of a spinner but she was pretty. Good table shower with extra attention to the backside. She did a back walk wich was great. I missed the actual massage in NOVA they always skipped over it. Then she gave a prostate massage. I have not had one since the old days at Maryland spas! On to CBJ, refused the DATY wich was a bummer but after the mish, offered an extra pop but sneezed an popped little daddy right out!
Only bummer was that she tried the upsell asking for a "bonus". I just smiled and told her I knew the standard prices. She asked if she did a good job. I let her know she did but as for the bonus "maybe next time baby, promise". How many times have we heard that!!
I think I may try finding Hana at Royal that I just read about. I am not that familiar with DC but will do my best.
Jake Jj 1492
08-24-07, 14:48
BDD - Welcome to the land where 'bawdy places' are undefined...
Another visit to Green - when'd they paint that door red?
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Kay's early thirties with natural curves.
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Overall good experience as I've come to expect here. Total visit a little more than an hour. Kay's been around for about a month - I see a couple previous reviews on her back couple weeks on this board. She says she'll be around for a while.
This must be the same girl I had, the process is exactly the same. Don't know why I never seem to get (or remember) their names. Probably because I know that they don't mean anything. But would be helpful when it comes time for reviews I guess.
Big Daddy Don
08-24-07, 17:48
Thanks for the welcome to DC!
I RTFF'd some more and found to the place of Royalty. Ian's advise was right. Hana was just what I needed today. Spinner out to please.All the standard fare was nicely attended to. I would have to give straight 8's and a 9 for her body. Definitly will repeat since we clicked nicely the first time it will probably get better.
Now I just need to find them younger!!
Thanks for the advise I was given by some of the esteemed members here.
Jack Bones
08-24-07, 18:25
This must be the same girl I had, the process is exactly the same. Don't know why I never seem to get (or remember) their names. Probably because I know that they don't mean anything. But would be helpful when it comes time for reviews I guess.Don't feel bad. I had to ask her to remind me of her name three times during the session! You're right about the names not meaning a thing. I think there might be about a dozen (maybe less) "standard issue" names.
Max Beelyun
08-25-07, 08:27
Finally found the green door! Very easy to find once you know, but don't believe the online maps.
Met Connie, a total hottie and sweetheart. Spinner type, b-cups, curly hair, pretty face. Great attitude, lots of energy. No time to say what we did, but I'll be back for sure. And to think I almost left after waiting 15 minutes.
CabDriver52
08-25-07, 19:53
Just what we need. Some meatheads doing something stupid. The screening process might just go up a bunch, LE might get wind of it and get involved. Assholes. We should find 'them and kick some ass.
Cabbie!
Mrs. Haeyo informed me that some shit hit the fan down your way Monday night. She still knows many of the girls who work in the area and one of them told her that one of the spas was trashed by some young guys.
Apparently all of the girls and the mamasan are okay.
Anybody know anything about this? PMs are good.
Be careful down there bros.
SH
Just a sad reminder that the sentencing date for all the owners from last years black Wednesday is next week. Most of the owners will get 12 - 18 months, pay fines and in at least a couple cases get deported after serving their time. A few of the working girls who testified have now been put on the fast track for green cards, most deported. Kind of interesting that a couple who had been deported are back working in LA and Texas. Makes you wonder if they can get in who else can? Just my most likely last intel for 12 - 18 months.
Ian Dokkaebi
08-27-07, 10:52
Kimchi,
It's quite sad to hear harsh sentences handed down to perpetrators of "victimless" crimes.
It's laughable to see how porous American borders are and the constant political foreplay on border security. Unfortunately, money is the primary motivator for facilitators and I wonder if these people care who they bring across; just Koreans or whoever has the cash. If it's the ladder, then we're fucked sideways.
I personally know of two Mamasan involved. They paid a hefty lawyer's fees and now back to work. One of them was spotted by a friend in the Metro circuit.
Whatever happened to the money guys and taxis? What kind of sentences did they get? I heard they were remanded.
In terms of fast track green card, I heard from a former Downtown diva identifying Jay to be among those who testified. However, her green card was limited to two years. After that, she'll need to secure a new green card using other means or risk deportation. Last I heard, she is now in LA.
Does this ring true with you?
Ian
Just a sad reminder that the sentencing date for all the owners from last years black Wednesday is next week. Most of the owners will get 12 - 18 months, pay fines and in at least a couple cases get deported after serving their time. A few of the working girls who testified have now been put on the fast track for green cards, most deported. Kind of interesting that a couple who had been deported are back working in LA and Texas. Makes you wonder if they can get in who else can? Just my most likely last intel for 12 - 18 months.
Seven Eleven
08-27-07, 11:02
Removed.,,,,,
Dune Buggy
08-27-07, 11:10
Newbie here! have been reading posts for a few days now, still trying to figure out where some of this places are, what really surprises me is that no-one mentioned that place Magical Touch in Old Bridge Rd., PWC. they advertise heavily on CL and is one of the worst places i've seen in a long time!
The place smells like cooking all the time, (and I dont mind Chinese food) and the average age is probably 50, I bet they are all AARP members!
The place in Rt. 1, by Occoquan rd. is a bit better but not the young pretty ones I crave.
My all time fav. suddently closed, and I'm like starting to get desperate, my Yellow fever getting out of control.
All I have for now, need to bury my worm this week, any suggestions?, I'll report back
Linkletter2420
08-27-07, 15:01
It had been a long time since I was with a woman, so I stopped by the door place. Drew Coco and here's her stats:
breasts: small, b/c cup, unenhanced (thank god)
age: circa 40
face: (given her likely age) 7.5
body: (with the above proviso) 8.0
Said that I had seen Kay (altho I had not); the TS was just alright. Not quite enough cleansing of mianus and the pole. So I started thinking "well, this may suck".
Upon returning to the room, a massage begand and, again, I would say that it was mediocre but she was trying. Then, things improved as she rubbed her body against mine and began speaking to minaus though I had her stop that cuz that's not my thang. .
Proceeded to stroke my pole along with DATY and I gotta say this was the longest and most satisfying one I have had in a while. The landscape was beautiful and showed little wear and tear while the sounds emenating from above were not overdone (as sometimes occurs) and pleasing. If DATY is your thing, Coco like it and she shows it with muscle clamping and releasing on any digital exploration mmmmm
Also appreciated her tongue extension in various areas
Proceeded to CBBJ which was ok but technique not the best and I usually don't get into CBBJ unless it's extremely skillfully done but, again, she was at least trying
By this time, nevertheless, I was close to exploding so she saddled up and gently rode that horse. And I mean gently with feeling and sensuousness. Until well, you know
Also, she's very nice, no rushing whatsoever
Here's the scoreboard gents:
TS: 6
Massagi: 6
CBBJ: 7
DATY: 8.5
CG: 8.5
I'd return
Overall: 8
Rejected Monke
08-27-07, 18:16
Why is there such a lack of privacy for these girls/owners, whatever?
It's kind of disturbing that these girls are unable to separate their professional and personal lives due to people posting everything about them, whether it be their whereabouts, their sentencings, etc.
How would we johns feel if our personal information was constantly posted to a site dedicated to the sex industry?
"Yeah, this guy, who frequents Supra and Gold, is named blah blah and he's married to blah blah and he works at blah blah and he lives in blah blah"
I'd love to see what the reactions would be if somebody posted the personal information of Seven Eleven and Ian.
Roamin Roman
08-27-07, 19:02
Why is there such a lack of privacy for these girls/owners, whatever?... How would we johns feel if our personal information was constantly posted to a site dedicated to the sex industry?... "Yeah, this guy, who frequents Supra and Gold, is named blah blah and he's married to blah blah and he works at blah blah and he lives in blah blah"What makes you think they DON'T have their own form of information exchange on the 'Net? It's easy enough to use credit card or license plate info to get some of that. And, it's also easy enough to hire a PI to follow a customer as he departs. (Have you ever looked behind yourself as you walked to your car or drove away?)
Something to consider, perhaps.
Big Daddy Don
08-27-07, 19:19
HeyDB, I might as well point this out before anyone else flames the hell out of you... No one mentioned MT or the places in PWC because that is VA and this is the DC board. Try looking in VA, NOVA. You will find these places there.
AS for finding the places in DC, I am a VA guy and I RTFF'd about 8 pages back and found a wealth of info. Once I establish some credentials I might find some of the more cryptic spots mentioned but I am keeping busy for now!!
Good luck.
Newbie here! have been reading posts for a few days now, still trying to figure out where some of this places are, what really surprises me is that no-one mentioned that place Magical Touch in Old Bridge Rd., PWC. they advertise heavily on CL and is one of the worst places i've seen in a long time!
The place smells like cooking all the time, (and I dont mind Chinese food) and the average age is probably 50, I bet they are all AARP members!
The place in Rt. 1, by Occoquan rd. is a bit better but not the young pretty ones I crave.
My all time fav. suddently closed, and I'm like starting to get desperate, my Yellow fever getting out of control.
All I have for now, need to bury my worm this week, any suggestions?, I'll report back
Ian Dokkaebi
08-27-07, 22:47
Monke,
First, touché! Second, I am surprised that you even raised such an unintelligible point. In the game of life, we must often live with the consequences of our choices.
It would be utterly horrible if someone divulge my identity and my spa activities. My career would certainly be over, not to mention the bad publicity for my boss. His public career would certainly be over as well. Although I don't know Seven Eleven's personal circumstances, I imaging it would be as equally damaging.
However if I am forewarned with such consequences, I would certainly rethink my approach to achieve sexual satisfaction. I would certainly have sex with my beautiful wife a lot more or have left overs from my boss's encounters. For example, the fear of being entangled with LE have successfully persuaded me from patronizing NOVA locations.
Nonetheless, it is absolutely imperative that we do not allow ourselves to think that we are in someway damaging their lives. Regardless of how insensitive it may sounds, these ladies have chosen to go down this road for variety of reasons, and like public figures or celebrities, they're in it for different reasons. Believe me when I say, they could careless of the delusional accounts on this and other forum as some of the accounts on this forum makes for terrific fiction.
Yes, we can certainly withhold certain information about the ladies and spa owners. Like celebrities, all they need to do is remove themselves from the spotlight. However, do you really think that one Annie is the same as another Annie, although they both work at the same location at different times? That's why they all have the colorful names we love so much.
In the end, who can really separate the facts from fictions? That is, who can, without doubt, provide verifiable information about these individuals (except USA Government). It's all rumors and hearsay, unless it inked on the pages of a major news publication.
Ian
Why is there such a lack of privacy for these girls/owners, whatever?
It's kind of disturbing that these girls are unable to separate their professional and personal lives due to people posting everything about them, whether it be their whereabouts, their sentencings, etc.
How would we johns feel if our personal information was constantly posted to a site dedicated to the sex industry?
"Yeah, this guy, who frequents Supra and Gold, is named blah blah and he's married to blah blah and he works at blah blah and he lives in blah blah"
I'd love to see what the reactions would be if somebody posted the personal information of Seven Eleven and Ian.
Rejected Monke
08-28-07, 03:09
What makes you think they DON'T have their own form of information exchange on the 'Net? It's easy enough to use credit card or license plate info to get some of that. And, it's also easy enough to hire a PI to follow a customer as he departs. (Have you ever looked behind yourself as you walked to your car or drove away?)
Something to consider, perhaps.
R::R
While it's possible, I really doubt most of us have to really worry about any of these events occurring from a visit to the massage parlor.
Monke,
First, touché! Second, I am surprised that you even raised such an unintelligible point. In the game of life, we must often live with the consequences of our choices.
It would be utterly horrible if someone divulge my identity and my spa activities. My career would certainly be over, not to mention the bad publicity for my boss. His public career would certainly be over as well. Although I don't know Seven Eleven's personal circumstances, I imaging it would be as equally damaging.
However if I am forewarned with such consequences, I would certainly rethink my approach to achieve sexual satisfaction. I would certainly have sex with my beautiful wife a lot more or have left overs from my boss's encounters. For example, the fear of being entangled with LE have successfully persuaded me from patronizing NOVA locations.
Nonetheless, it is absolutely imperative that we do not allow ourselves to think that we are in someway damaging their lives.
I hope you aren't saying that just because these girls work in such establishments that their PERSONAL lives (i.e. what they do outside of the workplace) need to be posted on this forum?
Despite your denial, yes, it is considered damaging someone's life if you make their life difficult. Throwing accusations around can be considered slander.
And how exactly is working at a massage parlor an act of putting their personal lives in the spotlight? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What they do on the job should be put in the spotlight. You, of all people, should know that.
Maybe Kimchi should follow through with his suggestion and post your picture so we can have great conversation about it, while at the same time you can personally be linked to this site forever. Wouldn't that be ironic. After all the attention-starved posts you've submitted to this forum, you'd finally be in the spotlight yourself.
2nd the motion.
Maybe Kimchi should follow through with his suggestion and post your picture so we can have great conversation about it, while at the same time you can personally be linked to this site forever. Wouldn't that be ironic. After all the attention-starved posts you've submitted to this forum, you'd finally be in the spotlight yourself.
Jake Jj 1492
08-28-07, 10:20
In the end, who can really separate the facts from fictions? That is, who can, without doubt, provide verifiable information about these individuals (except USA Government). It's all rumors and hearsay, unless it inked on the pages of a major news publication.
In my experience, discretion and privacy go hand in hand. You can't have one without the other.
Please tell me that you don't believe everything they write in the papers...just because it's put in print doesn't make it true.
Ian Dokkaebi
08-28-07, 14:05
Monke,
I thought the indoctrination period has since passed. Nonetheless, I must, once again, draw my dusty sword and stand guard. Did I forget to mention that I love debates? Only through passionate debate, we can discover who we really are.
I hope you aren't saying that just because these girls work in such establishments that their PERSONAL lives (i.e. what they do outside of the workplace) need to be posted on this forum?
As mongers, we all know the rules. Get caught, go to jail and suffer the negative publicity. But as mongers, we must hold ourselves to higher ethical guidelines. Such moral boundaries would prevent us from revealing a working girl's true identity, if we are privileged to learn it at first. At least that's true in my case, as hell will need to freeze over first, before I will reveal a single name or phone number.
However, when I am sitting in an 8’x10’ interrogation room below the swinging overhead lights, I will use my knowledge of this industry and its participants to my advantage. What can I say; self preservation supersedes all other needs.
Will you, or anyone for that matter, be willing to provide credible intelligence on any single individual and her activities outside of work, including her real name? Would you really want to? I don’t see any benefits in doing so, and the content of this forum is, in the end, fiction at its best.
Despite how these ladies have wronged us in the past, I firmly believe that we would not stoop to such level.
Only a small, extremely limited, portion of this forum can identify a working girl outside her professional environment. From the eccentric names they use to the excessive make up they wear, all are effectively used to mask their true identity and offers the protective blanket of deniability. Although I have seen one in the past who kept in contact with all her regulars, that’s an isolated case.
If you were involved with a working girl, how would you bring up such topic? "Hey, honey. I heard your friend Kay swallows," or "I heard she is married to so and so. Don't they live in so and so?" I think we are much more refined than that. How would your special someone respond? I believe you risk having argument, of even ending your relationship, for allowing such words to sputter from your mouth.
Despite your denial, yes, it is considered damaging someone's life if you make their life difficult. Throwing accusations around can be considered slander.
Allow me to refresh your memory on tort law: Defamation is the issuance of a false statement about another person, which causes that person to suffer harm. Slander involves the making of defamatory statements by a transitory representation. Libel involves the making of defamatory statements in a printed medium.
In other words, if false statements are made about a working girl, which has in someway affected her ability to pursue her individual sense of happiness, then it’s slander. Based on this definition and if we hold their working names to be their only identifying attribute, who, on this board, think they possess such power? I certainly don't. I would argue further that these ladies would have some sense of exultation from the virtual attention we give them.
For illustrative purposes, if one were to fabricate the following statement "[insert working name] is indeed [insert real name] currently residing at [insert location] and married to [insert real husband name]. She suffers from [insert incurable disease]." Consequently, her husband divorces her because he checks this forum. That, my esteem critic, would constitute as slander.
Under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, as set forth by the U.S. Supreme Court in the 1964 Case, New York Times v Sullivan, where a public figure attempts to bring an action for defamation, the public figure must prove an additional element: That the statement was made with "actual malice," or the intent to harm. Who here nurtures such intent? I certainly don’t, for I want this industry to grow (better selections for us all).
And how exactly is working at a massage parlor an act of putting their personal lives in the spotlight? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What they do on the job should be put in the spotlight. You, of all people, should know that.
Celebrities or famous individuals are elevated for variety of reasons. In other words, these renown individuals are the products of societal admiration often caused by their talents, attractiveness, wealth, etc. My comments regarding this point may be dumb; however, it does not hold a light to your feebleminded retort.
Let’s see, how exactly working at a massage parlor constitutes as notoriety? Simply scroll through the pages of this forum; which girl gives the best BJ, which girl likes DATY, which one takes you to Greek, and which one sticks her finger up your ass. It’s all there. Although these individuals are not in the societal spotlight, they are in our spotlight as we often reminisce our “All Time Favorites,” and the things they did to us or allow us to do to them.
Like Michael Vick, these girls are in the entertainment business. Based on your argument, you must not know of Vick’s current scandal. After all, he is a just football player. How exactly is playing football an act of putting his personal life in the spotlight? So what if he kills dog for fun; that’s his business, and it should not concern us. If the rest of the world shares your mindset, then the need to surpass our own limitations to rise to greatness would simply disappear. What will the gifted do with their god-given talents, and what will the world do without them?
Being famous, whether for giving the best head or throwing the most complete passes, one accepts the responsibilities and consequences of prominence, and the most pivotal consequence of all is the constant struggle to live under the glaring spotlight.
Maybe Kimchi should follow through with his suggestion and post your picture so we can have great conversation about it, while at the same time you can personally be linked to this site forever. Wouldn't that be ironic[?] After all the attention-starved posts you've submitted to this forum, you'd finally be in the spotlight yourself.
Perhaps you’ve forgotten, Kimchi said he will post my picture in the Spas, as no one here knows who I am. However, if my picture were to be placed here, then it’s just a consequence of the choices I’ve made. I have no one else to blame but me.
Do you really think that such immoral and unethical behavior will be tolerated (not to mention that it would violate Mr. Jackson's guidelines)? If we resort to such cowardly acts, then the reputations and identities of all who pay for services at AMP will be at risk. This means that we all must be prepared to stop patronizing the AMPs, if we choose to cross each other.
Instead, we, as a group, should mourn when a fellow monger is caught, give them advice, and guide them through their legal troubles. Some of you, A John for example, can certainly elaborate on this point. Think of it as monger’s unspoken etiquette.
You, of all people, should know that money brings an unlimited supply of resources, regardless of legality. You would be amazed to know what’s out there for the choosing. Unfortunately, I don’t have much faith in PIs. The only thing that separates us from them is access to LexisNexis.
My words are, indeed, linked to this site forever. However, I alone am the guardian of that fact and it will die with me.
The contents of my posts indicate a strong sense of passion and engagement in my interests, far from “attention-starved,” as you’ve categorized them to be. Nonetheless, I’ve addressed this point in the past and will not repeat myself. Feel free to discover them at your own leisure.
I am not a stranger to being under the spotlight. Consequently, I don’t like it. It is really hot when the lights shine on you. The need to constantly maintain a thick and artificial decorum is simply unbearable.
Like many of you, I’m lucky in that I have some inside knowledge of this subculture. I have in the past shared them with this board; however, I have since changed my views on that.
It dawn on me recently during another debate with an individual in this industry, one little piece of information fallen into the wrong hands could have catastrophic consequences to this volatile hobby. Remember Black Wednesday, that’s the consequence of one individual confiding in who he thought, was a friend.
In the past couple of weeks, I have withheld information including all the encounters I was privileged to, the area’s closings, and management changes as I venture to AMPs at least twice a week.
The board’s collective knowledge far exceeds mine in all regards, and anything that I may contribute is simply re-stating the facts. I, like all who contributed to this board, have yet to put any working girl's identity at risk.
However, I am very intrigued to ascertain your true motivations for these attacks on my pieces. Perhaps, I have spoken ill about your special someone or are you that naive to believe that revealing an alias might prevent her from living her life to the fullest?
Ian
PS: Are you personally affected by the people who testified? How did you know I wasn't? Just because I don't come crying to the board doesn't mean I was personally affected by the events that lead to Black Wednesday.
PPS: Sorry for the length, I am somewhat thorough.
Ian Dokkaebi
08-28-07, 14:11
In my experience, discretion and privacy go hand in hand. You can't have one without the other.
Please tell me that you don't believe everything they write in the papers...just because it's put in print doesn't make it true.
You're right, discretion goes hand in hand with privacy. Nonetheless the level of discretion varies from one person to the next. I thought my posts were appropriately censored. It appears that wasn't the overall consensus.
I don't believe a single news source; I would formulate my own conclusions after reviewing several news sources. However, with the news industry being overrun by conglomerates, it's very difficult to distinguish hidden agendas from real news.
On the other hand, when I see the headline "8 People Arrested for Prostitution in a Local Massage Parlor, " I certainly believe it as the need to fabricate such information yields no added value (maybe for the editor's wicked satisfaction).
Ian
I have been thinking about this for some time, and I wonder if my fellow mongers have an opinion. It seems like a silly thing, which is why I haven't raised it before. Perhaps that will keep the flames to a minimum.
In an AMP, I really enjoy the HJ more than the FS. I like a good bbbj too, but FS just doesn't do it for me as much. Well, then you might say, "you're in luck, because HJ is cheaper". But here's the discussion point. Along with the HJ, I like the full attention, body to body, mouth, other parts, etc. So I want the full treatment, but I am pretty happy if she finishes it manually.
When I have just paid the HJ price, I have often gotten very mediocre, disinterested service, particularly in recent years. it seems like 5 years ago, the HJ was a perfectly acceptable conclusion.
Yes, I can ask her to do it that way, and I have, but it always seems like a strange request and she doesn't understand it.
Maybe I don't even have a question here, but I wonder if other mongers have any similar experience with this issue and if there is a good approach that you could share.
Thanks much.
B.
When I have just paid the HJ price, I have often gotten very mediocre, disinterested service, particularly in recent years. it seems like 5 years ago, the HJ was a perfectly acceptable conclusion.
B.I prefer f/s,but if I wanted a HJ with a personal touch(no pun intended) I'd offer more than just a HJ donation.
Linkletter2420
08-28-07, 18:04
I have been thinking about this for some time, and I wonder if my fellow mongers have an opinion. It seems like a silly thing, which is why I haven't raised it before. Perhaps that will keep the flames to a minimum.
In an AMP, I really enjoy the HJ more than the FS. I like a good bbbj too, but FS just doesn't do it for me as much. Well, then you might say, "you're in luck, because HJ is cheaper". But here's the discussion point. Along with the HJ, I like the full attention, body to body, mouth, other parts, etc. So I want the full treatment, but I am pretty happy if she finishes it manually.
When I have just paid the HJ price, I have often gotten very mediocre, disinterested service, particularly in recent years. it seems like 5 years ago, the HJ was a perfectly acceptable conclusion.
Yes, I can ask her to do it that way, and I have, but it always seems like a strange request and she doesn't understand it.
Maybe I don't even have a question here, but I wonder if other mongers have any similar experience with this issue and if there is a good approach that you could share.
Thanks much.
B.I share many of your views and appreciate your post [though perhaps it should be on another board; since the ongoing flame war isn't though, then no reason why this should, I guess].
However, my strong sense is that we. As mongers and as part of the general male population. Are in a distinct minority. [aside: one adult website I belong too sometimes has HJ videos on. Which I really like. But most of the site's members (no pun. They have a comments section) think it's almost gay to watch them and basically seem to say (a) "why would I want to watch what I can do myself" or (be) "why would I want to watch what I had to settle for in HS? ".
Like you, I, too, appreciate a well-performed and intimate handjob with extras (including kissing) and other things as you describe. IMHO, this can be extremely erotic, many times even more so than standard fare. She's has to concentrate on you. She can't just close her eyes and perform (or let you perform on her). She can lay next to you and get really close. Third, when it's popping time. You (and her) get to see the whole show. Now, don't get me wrong, there's a place for BJs and everything else. It's not like I don't do that. But the standard HJ has stood its test in time since high school.
When I began mongering in fact, this is what I almost always got. For a variety of reasons including not knowing that there were other menu items. I think you're right that that this practice has changed some over the last years.
I have also experienced a disinclination by some. But not most. Girls to giving HJs. Mostly, its an economic issue, but also it requires a level of intimacy sometimes that they just don't want to engage in.
My. 02 and I'm glad to have a fellow traveler!
The Lucky you saw sounds a lot like a girl that used to work at Young Spa in Tysons Corner several few years ago. Was she short?No, she was slightly taller than average.
Papasan
B, the HJ (and BBBJ) does feel better sometimes because you do not have to wear a cover. I have had some instances where I have gone for the second helping, but needed the HJ to finish. If the HJ is the way you like to finish, just go with the FS (with all the trimmings) and then when your ready, take off the cover and tell her to finish you with HJ. I have never run into anyone who did not like finishing me off with a HJ. My two cents. Later, BT3
I was getting tired of Cece and her "tighly closed legs preventing me from long stoking it" (to steal an excellent quote from Getrich), so today I ventured down the street.
I asked mamsan for the line up (which I usually do when I have not been there in a while), but only one girl free, Tina. Massage first due to shower occupied. Massage was pretty good. TS was above average, she stoked me a long time with both hands. Back to the room when she asked what I wanted. Then she left to get her tools. I left the standard tip on the table. She returned and started a light massage. On the flip, she gave HJ and then CBJ. Then we switched for some DATY. Then the usual sequence of standing mish, Dog, and CG to finish. She was very nice, pretty good with conversation (and understanding), kept asking if I was ok and if I liked what she was doing. A little belly keeps me from recommending a repeat, but would go back if nothing better pops up in a quest for a new find.
Later, BT3.
Jake Jj 1492
08-28-07, 23:10
I was getting tired of Cece and her "tighly closed legs preventing me from long stoking it" (to steal an excellent quote from Getrich), so today I ventured down the street.
I couldn't have described it better. Glad I'm not the only one...
My information may or may not appear in print until the actual sentencing is complete. I only reported what was told to me by a person who has intimate knowledge of what was offered at the pre-sentencing trial. If you will read some of my old intelligence reports my info is on the money. I did not mean to cause any debates. What happened has happened and it is old news. What is needed now is good reports on providers, establishments and what is happening in the market place daily. I refer to it as market place only in the sense that it seems better to make it sound like a commodity since it is a money making business. Most of the owners I knew and working girls or going to be gone for about a year or more. That means I need to go back out and start getting known again. This will then bring back good reports since I have not really reported on any new commodities in a year. Reports will soon be coming in again. Go out and find a good commodity and see how it performs.
Jack B Nimble
08-29-07, 11:47
I think the DC market is in a pretty sorry state compared to pre-Black Wednesday. It seems a lot of the good places remain shut down (or subsequently shut, like Sun). There are a few nice girls, but it's harder to find the knock-your-socks-off kind of experience we used to find. Few of the younger girls seem to be coming to DC.
I'll make a couple of points: Aside from the LE situation, I think the Washington Post's decision to stop accepting ads has hurt the business, since people don't know what open, when a new place opens or another closes (aside from reading this forum) and that makes it harder to attract talent. So I'm not sure if there is away for the spas to advertise without getting in hot water.
Also, I don't want to get flamed here, but I think the pricing in DC may also be a factor. If you compare with New York -- the prices are $$ to $$.2 but there is an abundance of young, beautiful talent. Prices have been unchanged for a decade and with inflation and exchnage rates, K-girls may find the trip to DC less rewarding than in the past. They follow the money, like everyone else.
I still hold out some hope that the good times will come back, and maybe some of the old places will reopen, but maybe I'm too optimistic. One thing happening is that some of the girls seem to be at 'agencies' that work out of apartments, and move around a bit. There are a few that advertise on Eros, although I haven't tried any. Maybe that's the future.
My information may or may not appear in print until the actual sentencing is complete. I only reported what was told to me by a person who has intimate knowledge of what was offered at the pre-sentencing trial. If you will read some of my old intelligence reports my info is on the money. I did not mean to cause any debates. What happened has happened and it is old news. What is needed now is good reports on providers, establishments and what is happening in the market place daily. I refer to it as market place only in the sense that it seems better to make it sound like a commodity since it is a money making business. Most of the owners I knew and working girls or going to be gone for about a year or more. That means I need to go back out and start getting known again. This will then bring back good reports since I have not really reported on any new commodities in a year. Reports will soon be coming in again. Go out and find a good commodity and see how it performs.
Why not own the dream? Just like I say about my K-girls: "...take two, they're small..."
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/off/410279302.html
LL
Note: I have no commercial interest in this listing!
DESCRIPTION
FOR SALE: Two Accupressure Massage Therapy Spas
First spa is new (less than 6 months) with all new fixtures, furnishings and build-out. Fairfax County. $120,000.
Second spa has been operating for about six years under same ownership. Consistent business. Many regular clients. Prince William County. $90,000.
Serious inquires only. Confidentiality assured.
see additional photos below
PROPERTY FEATURES
All brand new, less than 6 months old, Four massage rooms, all new wiring, wired for sauna,
New washer, new drier, new huge hot water heater, new furniture, new carpet,
all built to code, PRIVATE ENTRANCE, end unit, lots of parking, 3 year lease at $2000/month
All new plumbing, all new Heating and Air Conditioning
LOCATION FEATURES
Privately located in the back of the building, in the corner, lots of free parking
Ian Dokkaebi
08-31-07, 14:48
Although the anonymous nature of this forum guarantees repercussions for one's thoughts, despite how illicit and degrading they may be. However, there are rules to be followed. Especially the usage of "*****", "*****" and "****."
Based on Mr. Jackson's guidelines, these "words are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate (please see definition below) women, and that's not what this website is all about." Feel free to examine the "Rules" section of this forum.
If you feel that the utilization of these words increase your sense of superiority towards women, I strongly suggest you direct such thoughts within your bloodline or kinship. Better yet, pay the extra money and see a therapist.
Ian
*Denigrate means to speak damagingly of or criticize in a derogatory manner.
I had a most enjoyable session at "the door" around noon today. It wasn't the best time to go, as a lot of mongers like an Asian lunch on Fridays. I was met by the Mamasan, who finally recognizes me. June soon came into my room. Very pretty, talkative, the bolt-ons need a touch-up, but very nice body. Almost spinner. We started out with a vigorous t/s, followed by a firm massage (with plenty of cracking of my old bones). After the ta-ta rub over my backside (which surprised me by feeling pretty good) I did the flip.
June has a lot of personality, we were laughing and chatting as we explored the various positions. Lets see, we started with a little 69, followed by DATY, Missionary, doggie, finishing up with a side saddle (at least that's what I call it). Wipe up and out the door just over the hour.
While I was ther, some monger started yelling about one of the ladies being a liar and left. Not sure what that was about, but damn, why make a scene?
Anyway, 8s across the board and I would repeat.
I've found if I treat the ladies with respect, I get a better session all around.
I noticed our place south of the border is advertising again, so I swung around. I called first, no answer, but I decided to check it out. I rang the bell and was let in by the beautiful Mamasan. They are still remodeling and will be open next Tuesday.
Last Saturday, as I had to go to DC to waste my dough on Powerball tickets, I decided to make an extended stay in the city and check out what it had to offer.
Now, I don't remember the name of the place which is really screwed up because I have been there dozens of times.... It was across from a really old theater.
Anyway, this is the 2nd time I had seen Cece. I suppose it's because I asked Mamasan for some with tig-ole-bitties and maybe she's the only one there fitting the bill.
Great TS with the proper attention to the front and back; then, back to the room.
Pretty crappy massage... but who cares? Onto a very good BBBJTCWCIM. This is the 2nd time I had this with her and, once again, she seemed surprised that I let loose in her mouth, but each time I gave her ample notice. Maybe she was unaware that I would provide a Peter North mouth-filling deposit!
Anyway, just as the 1st visit, no 2nds were offered. But, as I have been paying $$$/hour to providers who advertise on the net, my CPP (cost per pop) is about the same. Although I would have loved a 2nd pop, I accepted my fate and left pretty damn happy.
Be good and have fun.
Van
Roamin Roman
08-31-07, 23:33
Will the illegal emigrant ****** be included in the purchase price?
Of course not, our wonderful gov't has put a stop to that human trafficking! All the illegal emigrant ****** are there because they want to take part in the free enterprise system...Interestingly, a judge this week struck down a Herndon law barring drivers from discussing temporary employment situations with illegal immigrants (...er, undocumented workers) who just happen to be standing around on the streetcorner near, say, a Home Depot. The cited reason was that this violated people's First Amendment right of free expression. (Right. Got it.) Now, waiting to see if this extends to female "undocumenteds" who just happen to be standing around on the street corners. Ya think thisthis same judge would hold for the "free expression rights" of drivers who just happen to be interested in temporary employment situations at between the hours of, say, 11pm and 5am? (Yeah, right. Got it again. Not unless that judge contributed to the political campaigns of, say, Senators Craig or Kennedy or some guy named Clinton.
Doctor Pussy
09-02-07, 23:24
It started out good but turned out to be a quick exit.
It'd been a while so I went out to the Little River Spa first. Never been there, Virginia usually sux but figured I'd give it a try anyhoo. Sometimes you can get a deal.
Walk in, middle aged, not particularly attractive lady answers and walks me to a room. Figured if she'd be willing to give me a BBBJWCSIMCWS it'd be worth the trip.
I ask for it she says no way. I asked for a hj she said no but gave me her hand. I put it where it needed to be and said I'd be willing to forego the shower, massage and all the rest of the bs if she'd just provide some conversation, again the response was no way.
At that point I would've settled for an hj w/o clothes (which is definitely doable in Virginia) but she refused to take off anything. Just jumped on the table and started with the oil on the johnson.
I said forget this, and cancelled the work order.
So on to DC
I had several good times at this place but the last few times were forgettable. Very forgettable. I figured I'd give it a try, oily dick and all.
Key opens the door and she seems like a real ****. Grabs my crotch almost immediately after I walk in. Chunky, heavy makeup but with her attitude I figured this could be a good thing. She asked for the tip upfront but when she came in she started with the hj. I'm like whoa wait a minute. As I was removing her hand it was almost like she was desperately trying to get me off so she could say the deal was complete.
Not this vet.
I told her what I wanted, she wanted more $, considering the change in attitude and the fact that the puss didn't look that good (hair trimmed too short for my taste and kid of fat) I cancelled that transaction as well.
So leaving I thought to myself, I just had two chicks touch my bacon torpedo and I still have my 140 (I never pay 160, I always negotiate the price down otherwise these unscrupulous ppl just keep jacking up the prices)
the only problem now is that I'm carrying around this unspent manhood as we speak
Superman06
09-03-07, 00:04
Well it's been about three years since my last visit to the wilds of DC AMP's. That was because of the 20 miles I saved on driving and DC quality type service in Woodbridge and environs. But as you are probally aware things ain't what they used to be. So today I made a visit today to Royal. There sure is something about walking up a couple of flights of stairs to a AMP in DC. mostly the filth and trash says I'm a dump. Back in the day I used to be a regular patron at both Downtown and Dupont, both had stairwells that left a lot to be desired. BeBe was my 45 minute buddy today. Okay body and face but nothing to write home about. Table shower was everything you would want in one and I left the shower room squeaky clean and a place to hang my towel. Back at the room I laid out the usual five portraits of Mr. Jackson. But BeBe wanted another one to complete her collection. It kind of seems a lot of the women are pushing this pretty hard. Though it is not like me I just handed it over without complaint. Seems this is the future. Maybe they will use the extra cash for stairway beautification projects. The session continued with daty and covered french followed by reverse cowgirl. All in all pretty good but not spectacular.
I hadn't been to Supra in a while so I decided to check out the renovations. There are three girls on staff as of last night but two were busy so I wasn't able to get a lineup. I was given Nana.
Nana is probably close to 35, has curly hair, and is muscular for a Korean girl. She has a flabby stomach area and has implants. At first, I was disappointed but I decided to stick with the program, and am glad that I did!
Whatever Nana lacked in looks and age, Nana made up in service. Nana gave me one of the best massages that I had in a long time. She has really strong hands, and knows how to use them.
Another nice surprise was that Nana gave me a nice LONG session of Asian. She didn't spend too much time cleaning my behind in the shower, so I had ruled out any sort of visit to the Pacific Rim. But I think she spent a good 5 minutes down there.
Because a good amount of time was spent on the pre-game events, I was pretty revved up by the time it got to the main event. I finished faster than usual after three positions. With some time to spare, rather than kicking me out, which I had expected, Nana asked if I would like another massage.
I wouldn't say that the session was GFE, but it was just a good, solid session where a provider did a great job at all of the basics, rather than rushing through and then complaining after ten minutes when the deed is not done.
I would recommend.
Difficult to find, and yes there are alot of people wondering around, but they don't care and probable don't know. I was looking forward to seeing Hana, but momason said she's on vacation for a couple weeks, so I drew CeCe, and those big Ole teetee's, excellant, momason is very helpful and nice. Another customer came in during the late lunch hour as I was getting started and brought some kind of gift or food or something for momason and the ladies, boy where they happy about it, good idea bubby, I'm sure you get that little extra service for that, cheers mate.
Service 8
Looks 6
Repeatability yes
Location 10 (after you find it) no worries.
Anyone have any news on the Black Wednesday sentencing?
Donkey King
09-05-07, 06:16
I hadn't been to Supra in a while so I decided to check out the renovations. There are three girls on staff as of last night but two were busy so I wasn't able to get a lineup. I was given Nana.
Nana is probably close to 35, has curly hair, and is muscular for a Korean girl. She has a flabby stomach area and has implants. At first, I was disappointed but I decided to stick with the program, and am glad that I did!
Whatever Nana lacked in looks and age, Nana made up in service. Nana gave me one of the best massages that I had in a long time. She has really strong hands, and knows how to use them.I wonder if this is the same 'Nana' that works at Aroma Therapy in VA during the day? Your description of her and her massage technique sounds like it could be the same girl.
I had the pleasure of visiting DC for a buisness trip a week and so ago. I tried Connie at the 1333 Green (Found the place no problem using RTFF--THANKS). Connie had nice Bs and surly hair butt was kind of nervous the entire time. She gave an OK TS and so so massage. CBJ and mish only after. Over all I rate the experience as OK. Two days later I visited 14K and saw Happy--WOW. Happy has nice body with long brownish/black hair and bolt on Cs. She is about 5' 7'' and has a great attitude. Good TS and goood back and neck massage. A littl AR adn very playfull with the tounge. Multiple positions and good time had by all (Lots of moaning to make me feel good at least). Standanrd fare with a twist. She did try a little at the start to upsell but quickly agreed to standard fare. Thank you all for the reports that helped an out of towner to find green ct.
Crew Dawg
I wonder if this is the same 'Nana' that works at Aroma Therapy in VA during the day? Your description of her and her massage technique sounds like it could be the same girl.
I think it is the same Nana. She mentioned that she previously worked in VA. Her comment stuck out because I had expected her to say New York.
Big Daddy Don
09-06-07, 06:52
Stopped by to see Hana the other day but was told she was on vacation.
Question to the DC regs, does that mean she will really be back like they say? In VA they would always tell you a girl was on vacation but that really meant you would never see her again.
Anyway it was kind of strange because I figured I would take the draw of the house and I got a girl that was kind of older and pretty big. Not fat but thick. Not really my type but what the heck. THe shower was very rushed so I thought I would not have a good time especially since I did not find her very attractive. Back to the room, she left for the supplies and then Bebe came in. Much more to my liking. Little body with small naturals. She was attractive and attentive but just not that enthusiastic.
Looks 8.5
Action 6
Probably would not repeat.
Jake Jj 1492
09-06-07, 10:24
Stopped by to see Hana the other day but was told she was on vacation.
Question to the DC regs, does that mean she will really be back like they say? In VA they would always tell you a girl was on vacation but that really meant you would never see her again.
Usually you never know if "vacation" means permanent, temporary, long-term or short-term. Sometimes you can tell from the tone...but, often times the mamasan's don't know any better than we do.
Definitely hope in Hana's case that it's a brief vacation. Having some sushi every once in a while is a nice break from our typical kimchi. And she was quite a wonderful dish.
Freshly Snipes
09-06-07, 10:56
Went to H&H flotation the other day. Had a pretty good experience. Not a regular there, so they had their guard up;you get my drift. I had went there Monday but got no answer. Called ahead yesterday to make sure they were open, so i went back around 12, and had better luck.
Recieved an awesome massage/HJ to completion by this blonde chick w/nice rack, and legs- only minus was alot of sag/stretch marks around the midsection. Looked like she was in her late 20's early 30's. Couldn't speak english worth of shit, but hand signs in this line of work are pretty universal, so we got by on that. I recieved a great smile and hug from her on the way out, so maybe next time the menu options will open up for me.
Place seemed pretty dead. Maybe if more of us start going there, the volume and quality of the workers will go up.
One more thing, the last time i went (about a year ago) the cover was .7, but the girl i had told me (by way of signalling for more cash with her fingers), it was now .8.......what's up with this...?
Plus for my extra service i was charged .7. It made it really hard to ask/question the rate with a non-english speaker. So i'd like to know if this is their usually rates as of lately...
Blonde provider
Name: ????????
Body: 6
Massage: 9
Attitude: 6
Need someone i can communicate with. Will not repeat.
Mr.Snipes
Jet Ranger
09-06-07, 13:24
I think it is the same Nana. She mentioned that she previously worked in VA. Her comment stuck out because I had expected her to say New York.She also could be the Nana who previously worked at HWC in Woodbridge (and Gold, 1413K, Happiness, Sun Club, and maybe other AMPs in DC) as well as Philadelphia area AMPs and the famous Hong Kong Spa in Waterbury, Connecticut before it got busted and shut down.
If she's the Nana who previously worked at HWC, she really is a lot of fun and well worth a visit.
Usually you never know if "vacation" means permanent, temporary, long-term or short-term. Sometimes you can tell from the tone...but, often times the mamasan's don't know any better than we do.
I think most of the time they do know. "To be on bacation" is just a euphemism they use. They don't want to tell you your favorite provider is no longer there because there is a chance you may not come back. Also I believe asians somehow feel it is impolite to answer in the negative. So they tell this little white lie.
I've often called spas to find out if so and so is there. Usually I will ask a question like "Who is working today?". They invariably answer: "Who you see before." No matter who I say, they will often answer: "Yes, she here." But when you get there of course she is no longer there.
For that reason and many others, I think that in terms of getting useful info about particular providers from this or any other board, it's always true that YMMV. To a large extent in this hobby, your best info is going to be that which you garnered yourself.
I don't do streetwalkers. But I can only imagine it is worse since they are mobile and don't seem to be attached to any one town or stroll.
LexLuther
CabDriver52
09-06-07, 17:59
Stopped by to see Hana the other day but was told she was on vacation.
Question to the DC regs, does that mean she will really be back like they say? In VA they would always tell you a girl was on vacation but that really meant you would never see her again.
Anyway it was kind of strange because I figured I would take the draw of the house and I got a girl that was kind of older and pretty big. Not fat but thick. Not really my type but what the heck. THe shower was very rushed so I thought I would not have a good time especially since I did not find her very attractive. Back to the room, she left for the supplies and then Bebe came in. Much more to my liking. Little body with small naturals. She was attractive and attentive but just not that enthusiastic.
Looks 8.5
Action 6
Probably would not repeat.A pickle...no doubt about it.
Vacation I think means a couple of things.
1) Girl is gone, mama has been paid off and she split. Maybe she'll be getting married, maybe it's time to move and get on with her life. In any event she's gone. History babe. I've seen it with Sun when the Sun was still rising.
2) On a real vacation. She's saved enough $$ to head back to the old country and visit loved ones. Maybe someone's sick or has died. To my knowledge respect for the elders and the ones that have passed is very big in Asian culture. If she's on a real vacation maybe she'll be back but in my experience she's on to maybe another location or will show in another city under. A different name. I think most of us have seen this. Different hair color, maybe bigger boobs, whatever. But she's still around. It's time to hunt and FIND her. Seen it with CPHC and OK spa. Funny. Both are gone. Miss them both.
3) She's been moved. Not by her choice but she's been sent to another location. Maybe she's not earning her keep, not good for business. Whatever. In any event, she's gone.
Hope it helps.
Cabbie!
Max Beelyun
09-07-07, 00:31
I had sworn off the fourth floor place due to several "why you not finish?" experiences, but then I heard Nana was there, so off I went. Wow, it's a lot pinker than it used to be. I'm talking about the PAINT on the WALLS, ok?
In case you didn't know about Nana, the specs are: long curly black hair, enhanced c-cups, tall for a k-girl, kind of big boned, very strong. Not a knockout, but very attractive nonetheless. I like her because she's just a nice person. Treat her with the kindness and respect she deserves, and she will never disappoint you.
Nice TS as usual. I opted for everything before the massagi ("good idea", says she) and stuck with the standard stuff (I'm in good shape but I'm not an acrobat). While I was standing behind her she surprised me by reaching one leg up around my back. Whoa. Almost finished right then, but I managed to hold on. The cover was bugging me so after a long while I finally opted for some manual assistance, which was just as awesome as everything else.
Got my massagi and it was great. She is strong and thorough. I left after the full hour, feeling great. Will definitely be back, but you knew that already.
Max Beelyun
09-07-07, 00:47
What he said. I might call a place to see if they're open, but I no longer call to see who is available. Everyone is always available, you come right now, we not busy, you come now.
When I want to know about the girl's vacation status, I ask the mamasan, then I ask another girl, if I decide to stay. The discrepancies usually help you figure out what is going on, and sometimes the girl is surprisingly honest. "She fired, I hate her". Meow.
I think most of the time they do know. "To be on bacation" is just a euphemism they use. They don't want to tell you your favorite provider is no longer there because there is a chance you may not come back. Also I believe asians somehow feel it is impolite to answer in the negative. So they tell this little white lie.
I've often called spas to find out if so and so is there. Usually I will ask a question like "Who is working today?". They invariably answer: "Who you see before." No matter who I say, they will often answer: "Yes, she here." But when you get there of course she is no longer there.
For that reason and many others, I think that in terms of getting useful info about particular providers from this or any other board, it's always true that YMMV. To a large extent in this hobby, your best info is going to be that which you garnered yourself.
I don't do streetwalkers. But I can only imagine it is worse since they are mobile and don't seem to be attached to any one town or stroll.
LexLuther
Max Beelyun
09-07-07, 00:52
I asked her if she ever worked in Virginia, and she said "a long time ago". I've heard she's also worked in NYC in the past, but I didn't ask her because I don't want to make her nervous. Yes, she's definitely worth seeing. Not freaky, but she loves to please.
She also could be the Nana who previously worked at HWC in Woodbridge (and Gold, 1413K, Happiness, Sun Club, and maybe other AMPs in DC) as well as Philadelphia area AMPs and the famous Hong Kong Spa in Waterbury, Connecticut before it got busted and shut down.
If she's the Nana who previously worked at HWC, she really is a lot of fun and well worth a visit.
I had my worst massagi experience in decades yesterday at Royal. I was met by two mamasans at the front door. One tripped climbing the stairs up to the second floor entrance. She assigned Judy to me (straight black hair, slight stomach bulge, enhanced C-D bolts, front teeth pushing out like bad dentures, 28-38 age range). I hesitantly decided not to ask for a line-up after a provider appearing to be 40-50, and even less attractive, passed in the hallway.
The problem is: Judy refuses to be touched. I gave up my .60 at the beginning but pulled back my 1. from under my watch at the flip, dressed and walked out. "I give massagi, you no give massagi. I take care of you. I no like massagi. No touch."
On my way out the front door, Judy's parting shot was "You evil." I suggested she get out of the massage business. Both mamasans were hiding when I exited (25 minutes after I arrived) or I would have asked for my .6 back.
I will not return to Royal until there is a turnover in management and positive reviews start appearing on this Forum.
On Tuesday night I had the sudden urge to go to an amp. I'm not a regular and only frequent one every two months or so when my girl is away. Anyways, I decided to try the M. The time was around 11 pm. I paid the house fee of .6, and requested a 30 minute session; I was then taken to a room and kept waiting for a good 10 minutes. Next door to me I heard a hobbyist negotiating, and starting to shout. At this time I was right in the middle of getting a cbj. The man suddenly slammed the door, complained to the mamasan that the girl ripped her off. The girl started yelling back to the man that she was on her period, and that he was already finished. I think the girls name was Kaylee or something. The man threatened to call the cops, and there goes my session. I got nervous, and walked out in less the 20 minutes scared that some thing might go down now. My masseuse informed that the other girl is always like that and I should ask for her (I forgot her name). I felt bad for the poor guy, and I could tell that he was taken for a ride, but why did I have to pay the price. It'll be a while before I visit the amp again. Is the M always full of drama?
I just got a massage, and a rushed cbj.a total waste of time.
I don't like the Gold place, for the obvious reasons. Traffic, location, advertising, etc. However, got stood up by my UTR fave, so was a bit desperate this afternoon, and decided to TOFTT. Glad I did! Asked Mom for "small girl", and got Kelly. NOT small! Taller than most, but almost stunning bod. Probably see-the after market installation with only a hint of the stretches that said she had done this once or twice before. Anyway, a delightful full hour was provided, with a great attitude, good (if brief) TS, Firm and professional massagee with a healthy dose of rimnastics thrown in. On the flip, she was down to the uniform of my choice, and away we went. Plenty of nibbles and giggles and a choice of most any position I desired. Great technique, and I was out the door after the hour had expired by at least 10 minutes. Kelly is probably late 20s, and if you don't mind the well proportioned size, you WILL enjoy. I will return!
AM
Doctor Pussy
09-08-07, 01:37
So Nana seems to be the rage as of late. After reading Hominem's Sep 3rd report I had to try some of that myself.
Initially I had surfed eros and found what I thought was the resurgence of the Chinese apartment circuit in Tysons, same rate, roughly same location but boy was I wrong.
I called and a Vietnamese lady answered, could tell there were some people in the background.
Told me I had to show my id for their protection, man fork that!
I asked if I could just show the face and age but not my address. Couldn't get a clear answer so I figured I'the just show up.
Then when about to schedule a time I'm being asked for my name as is appears on the id, man fork that.
I said thanks but no thanks.
So with "Nana" on the brain I head up Conn Ave.
Get to the spot and the old lady says Nana would be 10 minutes (which means 30 at best). After 10 minutes she asks me if I want to see another girl, I say ok. This (too) tall K gal, enhancements, et al show up. Totally not my type. I told her that Nana does (I flicker my tongue and point to my arse). The girl says "aasehoe? ". I smile and say "ohh yeah" while nodding my head. She's obviously not into that but not only did I have a meeting but also had to pi$$ real bad.
So I said ok, she took off her panties, not only was she mostly shaved but the lips were all tucked in (as opposed to hanging out like a Jewish deli sandwich just the way I like it). The attitude was piss poor and I'm thinking I could be getting a nice rim job right about now.
So I said I'the rather see Nana and cancelled the order.
After a while (total wait time about an hour) Nana comes in.
Nice & skinny the way I like it. Very toned to the point of being a bit muscular, right up my alley.
She started with a BBBJ but never put the tip in her mouth. Ok I can live with that especially since she did a fantastic job of s*ckin' on them balls. Put the whole balls in the mouth, individually and gently and did so for a long time. I asked about a rim job and she obliged.
This is were it starts to go downhill.
Timewise she spent a lot of time down there but it was all flickering and no long licking or deep penetrating.
So after a while I told her that while I admired the effort I'the like to show her how it's done.
I put her on the bed bow wow style and spread open that nice little arse. I started giving nice long slow licks then burying my long tongue up there. Her puss was greasin' up real nice and she was getting so excited her puss kept farting which was real cool.
After a lengthy session of that it was time to take the plunge and it was so loose I might as well have been stabbin' wind!
Usually I attribute this to my pencildik but in this case when I would pull out I'the see a dilation of at least 3/4" most likely closer to 1". I'm thinking a monger with a huge stick musta just tore that up while I was waiting.
I asked her how many guys she'the f'ed so far that day and she said only 2. Of course any serious monger knows you can multiply that figure by a factor of 4 or 5.
Anyway I did what they do in the movies where I pull the whole thing out and just stab it straight back in (usually you have to work it in but not this one).
I turned her around and woof woof was ok since I could squeeze her legs together but I don't like to splooge that way so we went back to mish'
This wasn't gonna happen without manual assistance though.
There was room to rent!
I pulled off the sandwich bag and splooged all over her.
Overall I'the give it a 5, wouldn't repeat but then again I've had much worse.
By the way I have a room in the house I'm trying to rent out. If any mongers know anyone please PM me. I'the prefer a sl*t that'll let me video her with some or all the guys she does but if I can't get that I'the settle for a fellow monger that we can go out and double team gals like Nana
Any takers?
Now that is how a real report should be written. Gets to the point there is no playing mr nice guy and giving the benefit of the doubt. You know what the guy is looking for his expectation and if the chic measures up. We need more reviews like this. Thanks Doc. For those who do not know what I am talking about. Look for the entry Doctor Pussy and read.
Just wonder what the current rate is for various services, and tips?
Thanks
Sorry if my post appears twice.
What's the rate in the DC area now?
Thanks
What's the rate in the DC area now?The rate now?
Well, you're in luck because the rates have held steady for about the past decade.
Happy mongering! And don't forget to post your experiences.
Doctor Pussy
09-10-07, 00:11
It's knowing that my work is appreciated that keeps me doing what I do.
As far as rates are concerned, the standard is a half dozen dimes for an hour, most places don't offer a half hour and if they do you only get a dime off.
Fs is going to be a franklin.
The technique I use (usually with success) is saying "but it used to be forty for a half hour"
After I'm informed that the price structure has changed, I tell my service person that I brought 140 total and since I didn't know about the price increase could I please have it for 80
They almost always agree and tell me to bring a full franklin "next time" (which of course never happens)
I wish everyone did this to drive the price down to a reasonable level.
If yer talkin' incalls from eros, you're gonna pay the full 1. 6 but a lot of these hoes want more, forget it
I haven't touched the SW scene in years so perhaps someone with more recent xperience can comment
Hope this helps
PS stay away from NoVa, all you're gonna get is a HJ but I hear you can git more at youngs.
Original Gster
09-10-07, 10:53
Sorry if my post appears twice.
What's the rate in the DC area now?
ThanksYou came to the right place to ask a question like that (twice). DC is the land of goodwill and all services are FREE. Enjoy!
OG
Linkletter2420
09-10-07, 14:56
Now THAT was a report
Only thing I wasn't down with was the pussy farting. I don't take it as a sign of a woman's excitement; it's more a sign of her vaginal stretching and consequent air intake, and generally I don't wish to hear any kind of a farting noise from anyone except my own asshole.
But to each his own
Sorry if my post appears twice.
What's the rate in the DC area now?
Thanks
"Same as it ever was".
Seven Eleven
09-10-07, 19:44
Now THAT was a report
Only thing I wasn't down with was the pussy farting. I don't take it as a sign of a woman's excitement; it's more a sign of her vaginal stretching and consequent air intake, and generally I don't wish to hear any kind of a farting noise from anyone except my own asshole.
But to each his ownIt's also usually a sign of a small dick. ;)
Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.
Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".
Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)
Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.
Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.
Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.
Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.
Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.
Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.
BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.
M.
Linkletter2420
09-11-07, 15:22
Just wonder what the current rate is for various services, and tips?
ThanksPlumber: $80/hr; no tips, but butt crack is free.
Lawyer: $200-$300/hr.; no tips unless you're lorena Bobbitt's lawyer.
Rabbi performing circumcisions: free, but he works for tips.
Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.
Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.
TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.
Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.
Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.
Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.
Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!
Nova Guy
Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.
Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.
TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.
Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.
Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.
Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.
Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!
Nova GuyLong have I lusted for the mamasan of Rio.
NEWBIES TAKE NOTE!!
THIS is how you get support and encouragement in here! This is a great FIRST POST!!!
GOOD JOB!!!
JJ
Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.
Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".
Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)
Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.
Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.
Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.
Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.
Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.
Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.
BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.
M.
Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.
Thanks!
Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.
Thanks!Try the Golden Banana in DuPont Circle.
Best suggestion for you is to READ THE F****** FORUM!
Look through all the reports below and you should be able to pick out where your first trip will be.
Only AFTER you have posted a detailed report of your experience may you expect any help.
Go forth and do great things!
JJ
Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.
Thanks!
Follow up to Marcote's excellent report (so good I had to make up one of my own): I visited 1413 for the first time last night. I've visited Supra and some other area establishments in the past, but this is the first time I was in the K area.
I saw "Micky" and my impression was a little better than Marcote's. I would say early to mid-thirties (though I could easily be wrong) with a really cute smile. She had long, slim legs and nice rounded ass (unlike a lot of flat asian asses I've seen). Long hair (used in massage) and breasts that looked much bigger in her pushup than when released, but were still nice, with firm eraser tips.
Shower was good, all spots hit. Massage was a little brief for me, but not bad. She has very strong hands, so if you like hard massage (I asked for soft) she would probably be great. Some nip rubbing on my back, but no AR. Flip was standard and things progressed mechanically until I did something she must not be used to getting and she went from 0-60 in about 6.7 seconds. Luckily, I lasted longer than that. When done she seemed genuinely shocked (I'm no Brad Pitt, so she was not expecting much I'm sure). She was smiling, hugging and rubbing all over me during the cleanup...even DFK (a first for me at an MP)...so even though it wasn't the best overall experience I've had, she sure knew how to boost my ego!
Original Gster
09-12-07, 09:52
Young's on Wisconsin is advertising in the Post again and is apparently reopened. If I'm up that way I'll post findings.
OG
I made the trip to Ethopiaville to see the place south of the border. Its been reopened a few weeks now and has added a room with jacuzzi. The mommasan said its a see-note to use it. The room has the jacuzzi, a large massage (! ), er, table on the floor and a couple of hula hoops (who knows). In my newly repainted but regular sized room, lovely Jay came in. She said she was 23 and she might be. She's pretty, but a little hard around the eyes. Her enhancements looked and felt pretty real. Nice body, but she has a strange horizontal line across her tummy. Maybe she wears a tight belt.
We began with a head to toe t/s, all areas covered. Back in the room, she gave me a great massage, cracking my joints like the 4th of July. I love it when someone massages my neck, my feet start twitching like a puppy's. I felt her tongue up and down my back, but no a/are. On the flip, she she continued with the tongue. I thought she just had the pinkest tongue I'the ever seen, but on closer look, she had the cover on it which she proceeded to wrap on me.
On the flip, we started at the mission and it felt really good, this girl is a pro. I hate it when I start and feel nothing like I just entered a tunnel. She must have been squeezing me. She made the usual encouraging sounds (which I appreciated). I never felt rushed. We did the usual positions and they were all pretty good. She was with me all the way. Afterwards, a hot towel and more massaging. Not a GFE but satisfying. On the way out, Mommsan checked to make sure I was happy and offered a discount on the jacuzzi because I'm a regular. Would I repeat? Probably, but Jay will only be here for 3 weeks. I love this place because I always get nice service and no seems to mind if I go over the hour.
I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:
Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street
And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.
I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:
Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street
And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.If a business has a legit business license, why wouldn't the Post accept the ad?
CapeCodCory
09-13-07, 01:02
Well I am new to your town and I read the forum and figured out where I wanted to venture and how much to bring. I was a little confused about the address as there were separate names for the same business and there is a business at the same address and one next door.
Anyway I won't post price here as agree that you need to research on your own a bit. Plus if you don't put in some work the event isn't an adventure its just a thing to do.
I do want to say that in Rhode Island anything indoors is legal. So we have AMPs and Strip clubs that have anything from happy to full service. Here in DC the prices are lower by the house fee so for me its a get in free town.
Well I got to the spa and rang the bell. Mamasan said Oh we busy. You come back half an hour or you stay? I opted for stay. Sat on the couch. Nice couch. We don't have waiting rooms or areas. Tv would have been nice
ANYways. Sorry. I got to the room. Lucky comes in with a nice little bikini. She is slender, average face, natural breasts, probably 26 or so. Been here 2. 5 years but not great command of the language but who cares.
I went to table shower room and she has nice hands. Every motion and move is deliberate and a fair amount of teasing and full body scrub and check. I have lots of scars so she stopped a lot and asked about them all. All from bike accidents and surgeries so she started calling me Mr Troublemaker. Kinda ok I guess.
Back at the room she asked what did I want. I replied everything with a smile. Business first she says. Gave her the usual by DC standards. She came back after 4-5 minutes and said lay back and started right away with oral then covered and then right to CG. Then said you fuck me hard. OK. I said I will do my best. So she flipped to the table, missionary. Then she said doggie.
Well I asked for hand mouth finish after awhile and she was a trooped and worked hard.
She cleaned me up nice hot towel and I dressed myself.
All in all was ok. I actually like massages and then the rest is almost gravy but I didn't demad massage as I figured if I pushed I would get a half assed response. So time wise was 45 minutes. I guess busy night they had to take care of other fellow mongers that were coming and going.
Looks 7-8
body 8
face 7
attitude 7
repeat.. I would at the spa but would try another gal but wouldnt run away or ***** if she was next on rotation ..
Thanks guys for having a nice site and if you find yourself in Providence some time sample our treats ..
Wishing you all great stories and happy endings
Cory
I called Jasmine once but they had some higher than averages prices especially with Gold and M right there.
I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:
Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street
Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.
I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.
I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.
Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.
Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.
Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.
If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.
Have fun.
- Bildo
Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.
Or is it just me?
Selah!
Not for me! Seems like a good way to catch something nasty! Sort of like sucking another man's dick by proxy too.
However if that is your thing, have at it!
JJ
Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.
Or is it just me?
Selah!
Jake Jj 1492
09-15-07, 20:32
Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.
I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.
I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.
Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.
Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.
Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.
If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.
Have fun.
- Bildo
Bildo,
A belated welcome to DC! I'm glad you were able to find Happiness (now goes by another name) and you found yourself with one of the best (if not THE best) therapists there. Oh, and, BTW, the two establishments are indpendent of each other.
Next time you visit, perhaps the city will offer more therapy options...
Ginger Man
09-16-07, 11:42
I walked by Friday afternoon and it was padlocked. Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not.
...Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not...
Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??
CabDriver52
09-16-07, 18:29
I decided to visit the 14K last evening. Somehow I had a bad case of yellow fever. Worse than ever. Anyway, I decided to try the spa that seems to get some good reviews.
I met Suse. Nice girl, tall, great caboose, nice little pert titties. Trim garden. I like some hair, it's just me. Totally shaved isn't really my cup of tea. Moving on.
I arrived around 10P, the place seemed deserted. Off to the shower, attention was paid to all the right areas. A light massage was applied to my back which simply felt good. I spent a good chunk of the day under the car. Water was good and warm and the loofah was a good feeling.
Back to the room, she immediately gets nude. No complaints from me. Massaged me with her boobs and ass. Felt incredible. After a little while, she left. When she returned, she smelled nice and flipped me over. Stuck her hoohoo right in my face while working the man. After that, she rubbed a little oil on my chest and legs then proceeded to give CBJ and after rising to the occasion, decided to go for RCG. AWESOME!
She worked herself around and decided to put those little pert titties on my face all the while riding. She asked if it was ok. I said yes. She then asked if I wanted to change position so I said sure. Off we were with walking the dog. This was also awesome. At this I burst.
Cleanup was good. Mouthwash, hot towel, etc. She helped me dress and I left. What a time. , Time on the clock was 70 minutes. Definitely worth it.
Body 8
Looks 9
Face 8
Attitude 8
That ass 9
Repeat.. Hell yeah...
Cabbie!
Roamin Roman
09-16-07, 18:55
Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.
I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.Just so everyone knows, yours truly was one of the two to whom Bildo sent his PMs.
Bildo, I owe you an apology. I saw your note late at night as I recall, and planned on replying the next day. Work had been hell the week before, and all I could think about was sleep for much of the time. I'the planned on researching your questions and sending a detailed report rather than a half-asses report. Obviously, you received a zero-assed reply from me. So, please don't take my lack of response as typical of the guys on the DC Forum. They're a great bunch and very helpful, even to Newbies (unless the Newb doesn't RTFF). If you're even in this region again, send me another note and I will send out some hopefully useful info. Regrets on the non-reply, amigo.
I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.
TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!
TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9
later dudes,
XS
Kanda Masanao
09-16-07, 22:01
First time poster, long time reader.
Yes, XS. I totally agree with you. Though not the best look, her service was great. I definitely would repeat.
KM
I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.
TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!
TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9
later dudes,
XS
Ginger Man
09-17-07, 16:40
Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??That would be good. The place was unpadlocked today, but the tour guy was still a fixture in front of Royal. Go figure.
Jack B Nimble
09-17-07, 18:16
Decided to try again after a series of mediocre outings. Went to 4th floor in hope of finding Coco or the other hottie I had notice a while ago .. was able to get a lineup of 2, and chose Nana who seemed the most outgoing and cute.
A bit thick for my taste but she is extremely fit. The usual services and donations. Fairly nice but still short of GFE. Would give 7s all around, but those who like a thick girl may like her. I still like a slimmer, more fragile lool
On the way out I noticed a girl who was more my type in a black bikini, nice slim hips, who was not in the earlier lineup. Damn!
Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.
Or is it just me?
Selah!
Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)
Islandhopper97
09-17-07, 18:46
I've actually been going to 1333 Conn lately and the only thing remarkable has been the new paint and pillows. So I have not even bothered to post on my visits.
BUT, I had a great great experience there the other day that rates a full post.
Headed up after work one night last week on a whim. Came in and mammasan led me back to the room. I looked at her and asked for a line up. Now most other visits I get the Ok and some engliberish and end up with a girl in the room. This time, I go the line up 3 chicks. All new to me. It had been about a 2 week break. OK, so getting a line up there is a step in the right direction.
Anyway, all the women looked great, but one was tiny and much smaller then the others. I selected and headed off to the shower. Her name is Mickey. Sweet body and better then OK face. I was pretty psyched about her rig though.
Off to the TS. She into it, got all the right places. Actually soaped my hand a little and guided my soapy hand up and down the back of her leg. That was new and a good sign. I got very clean.
Off to the room, ok massage, but I was not there for a great one. She got completely nude before the massage. Again, a new one for me. After the massage rub, I got the nipples up and down the back and she started to rub my balls and tickly my ass. Evolved into a face down hand job, propping me up a little. It was ok. The effort was good!
Flipped and I got some good ball and taint licking and side shaft licking, not over the head though. Got some lubed Russian where she was actually saying I had a huge fat cock. Ok, I'm not making a claim, but the fact that I was getting a good show complete with dirty talking, I was really starting to enjoy my visit for the first time since Black Weds. Russian? New one too! I was getting treated well.
CBJ started with the standard comdom application and I was shocked at her ability to enthusiastically take most of my member. I got multiple position BJ. Standing with her on the bed, her on her back with head hanging over edge blowing me, back rolled back over then it was time.
She is small and tight. It took a few minutes to get to full stroking. Got some nice new positions. Me standing and her sitting on the bed. She had some great moves where I stood still and she did all the moving ad grinding. More dirty talk about "fat cock". Again very very nice.
It transitioned into me picking her up and her wrapping her legs around my back. Went that way for a while with her just holding on. She let go with her arms, placing them back on the table but keeping her legs wrapped around me. So a tight leg hold and 2 points of contact with her two hand on the bed.
Finished off mish.
Took the condom off my dick, stood me up and took me in for a second TS! Man what the hell is going on there! Cleaned me up again head to toe. Mammasan actually smiling at me as I walked in and back out the 2nd time. As I came out the second time, mammasan gave me the thumbs up!
Thats that!
Great time. May be the the best time ever in an AMP. Std. 6. I paid out $ upfront, it's my MO, I just like them to know that I'm expecting a good time. But I tipped at the end becuase it was simply just that good.
Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.
IH97
Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)Sleaze, Zhuxi,
Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?
Selah!
Jake Jj 1492
09-18-07, 09:51
Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.
IH97
Great find Hoppy! Thanks for the report...
It's not just you. But I am considering it. I was even thinking about a bit o' cellophane might work like a dentaldam.
Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.
Or is it just me?
Selah!
Ginger Man
09-18-07, 17:45
I was relaxing in a post massage conversation with a local masseuse. We were talking about spas in general. She told me an old AMP trick, one she says goes back many, many years.
A lot of Fridays and Saturdays guys come in after the bars close. Often they are in their cups pretty deep. If so, usually their minds are more willing to perform than their bodies are able.
Some guys compensate by injesting stimulants stronger than coffee before their foray into the spa. What happens here, I am paraphrasing what she said, is that they get locked and loaded, but cannot fire off a round.
What the girls do is sneak into the bathroom, get a pinch of mint toothpaste, and drop it down the barrell. A strong handshake almost always brings results.
Who knew? She said the mint stimulates the nerves so much that it happens quickly.
Actually, she seemed professional about it, wanting all customers to go away happy. Happy customers = repeat customers.
Horsetrader
09-18-07, 23:16
Took the hike up the stairs and asked for the lineup. No choice was available but mamasan said "I bring Nana, you like?" I remembered positive reports for Nana so I paid the house fee and Nana came to my room. I liked her appearance and I got the standard services for the standard tip, but everything was rushed and mechanical. I was back at my car only 38 minutes after I fed the meter. I think that is the shortest session that I've ever had at any DC AMP. I was disappointed and will not see Nana again.
I miss Neverland.
Horsetrader
Sleaze, Zhuxi,
Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?
Selah!Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y!
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.
Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.
Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.
Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.
BTW Bilbo and others who may not get a reply from me,
If I am the other culprit, which I cannot recall, I meant no offense. I try to limit my time on this board because it is addictive. If the request is a week or two old, I delete it because my PM box is constantly full.
Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.
LoveLOS would repeat.
LL
Jake Jj 1492
09-19-07, 00:21
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
And, I'm quite sure LL, that you and others have had some JJ sloppies. You're Welcome!
Glad to see you're still around Mr. LL. You're always welcome to pop in...well, after I've been there first of course... LOL
If you still have my email LL, drop me a line.
Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y!
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.
Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.
Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.Ty for the info, LL... thats all I wanted to know. Btw, personally? There is a psychological difference between
(1) thinking I have a dirty mouth on my rod, as opposed to a dirty kooch in my mouth! Sloppy seconds on my dick is one thing; sloppies in my MOUTH?
(2) catching something that will display on my face, as opposed to something that will display on my rod.
But hey! I coulda caught somethin from some chick at the club by kissing her, so I guess its all relative to the individual.
So, eat on, my brothers!! Eat on!!
Selah!!
Scorpio Rising
09-19-07, 22:41
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y!
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.
Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.
Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.
LoveLOS would repeat.
LL
miFellow DC Mongers:
It's been quite an extended hibernation on this humble narrator's behalf in sharing good hardcore war stories with the rest of u immoral DC mongers, ever since I joined the witness protection program and relocated to the Big Apple.
First though, I would have to concur wholeheartedly with the deranged [and not quite right] LL on the subject of serving DATY to our beloved AMP camel-toe honeys... But LL, why would you only dine at the Y when the perfectly symmetrical chocolate starphish is practically within reach of your jaws, huh? I, for one, could never really seem to control my urge [and devious appetite] not to serve up DAT* to the AMP lovelies whenever I feasted at their Y... but then again, to each his own, huh?
BTW, I didn't realize all this time that it is Prostitution...dang it Kip! I thought I was getting a one-on-one Korean cuisine cooking lessons this whole time I've partaked in this so-called hobby of ours. hahaha...
OkieDokie, enuff of my insignificant viewpoint on the subject of DATY [and DAT* which I personally recommend to the true die-hard mongers]. But like the wise men say "If you give, you shall receive.", so if Pacific Rim is one of your kicks, then serving up DAT* to your favorite AMP lovelies could very well bring peace and harmony to your inner world too, huh?
Now, let me share with you blokes my recent horror-show fictions that took place inside 2 of DC's current [and still operational] AMPs for a bit. The first horrific tale took place in mid Aug OSeven when this humble narrator had a chance to revisit his old stomping ground called DC's NW area. Thanx to [the almost always deranged] LL and a couple of other intel-sharing mongers of DC, I found my way to the Green Court venue [Yo, the phucking door to this semi-hidden poonie haven is actually red though] and took a wall-to-wall cooking lesson with an out-of-this-world spinner who went by the alias of Sherri [btw, she's not another Korean AMP gal, but a Taiwanese lovelie rather which was a nice variation of the Asian ethnic cuisine]. *Not sure if this swanky little Sherri is back in the AMP Green Court to serve her time again or not though*
Here is the product description [which I could recall vividly]: nice sun-kissed tan [perhaps salon baked rather than natural, but still nice, nonetheless], cute face/smile, long curly hair, 5' 2" - 5' 3" at no more than 105 lbs soaking wet, perky and receptive 32 ~ 34B set of twins, neatly groomed HelloKitty with that oh-so-sweet juicy flavor and aroma, a wild child with an almost savaged beast sensuality which is practically perfect for that S & M gonzo-like porking!
Sherri at Green Ct. helped restoring my faith in having familiar relations with complete strangers, especially when done with the most impersonal instruments such as cold hard cash! Man, I luv spinners and this Sherri was definitely one!!! BTW, when I mentioned 'gonzo-like porking', I was referring to some of the improper things the wild child [Sherri] was doing to your humble narrator. OMFG, can anyone say 'ToeSuckeeSuckee' or how about 'hair pulling / neck choking / light face slapping, etc'...I am telling you this AMP honey was a Freak-a-zoid of a gal. I actually did enjoy choking her neck and spat into her mouth while serving her some serious porking, real horror-show like miBrothas!!!
Well, the first session with her that afternoon was one of those 'Was it Real?' session indeed. Needless to say, I naturally went back for an encore session with her again the very next day which got even more hardcore stylee than the 1st wall-to-wall session I had the day before. My oh my sweet lord of poons, she told me she was scheduled to go on her vacation [back to Los Angeles, CA where she claimed she resided in] shortly after that mid August weekend, so I can't tell you blokes to go take a test drive with this amazing provider at this time.
Labor Day wknd:
Went first to Gold that is located next to King Arthur's court based on the intels from one of LL's sources. Here, I must have picked the wrong merchandise from the lineup of 5 [I did request for a complete lineup and I was the only mofo inside the joint] and she was so uninspiring that I have already forgot her stupid alias while writing this field report. From afar, she looked kind of shy and oddly cute enough [not smiling while being presented in the lineup]. Somehow, I thought I could charm her pants off [literally speaking here fellas], but god damn it I was wrong. A boring table shampoopoo followed by a lamer attempt at masagee, then a few of the 'Don't, the nippees are sensitivee ... and again, 'Don't push down on my back while walking the dog'. Moreover, she kept trying to say that I took too long and was trying to rush me to the finish line, but boys she apparently did not know me! To show her that I am the rightful paying customer, I just kept on porking away [eventhough I wasn't fond of her poonie much at all] with total disregards to the annoying complaints [or let's call it Noises] coming out from her stupid mouth. I couldn't unload for the life of me and kept plugging away at it until mamasan came knocking on the door saying time's up, then I went into my turbo speed to finally squeeze out a surprisingly huge load of lovecheese...my oh my!!! If there was anything like a mild 'HatePhuck', that session was probably it. hahaha... Anyhoo, for those who had positive theraputic sessions at this Gold joint, more power to you mate! Base on my less than memorable session though, I wouldn't miss it at all [at least for now].
To redeem myself from this nightmarish session at Gold from the day before [while nursing a ginormous hangover leftover fx from my party that same night], I somehow stumbled my way into Green Court once more. Mamasan recognized me right away [which is good cuz by now she realized I wasn't a minor like she'd mistakenly assumed that I was back during my visit earlier in August]. Right away, I requested another session with the incredible Sherri, the super spinner! Unfortunately, Sherri has not returned from her so-called vacation yet during this Labor Day wknd... boo hoo hoo...
But I was determined to have a great session this very day with another spinner [if they had another one with similar build to the smoking Sherri]. For Phuck sake, there was...Connie was her alias and phew...that's right boys, another true spinner [5' 3" at roughly 105 - 108 lbs max]. I recall having read at least one or two reports from one of you DC mongers pertaining to this little cute spinner [Connie with loose curly perms] a few pages back, so I accepted the selection immediately and Connie was righteous and a trooper indeed. Although all the basic services, including certain extra-curriculum activities involving interactive probing/penetrating of human's orifices were involved, I still would have to rate the session[s] with Sherri from my bouts with her in mid August more savaged and viciously pleasurable than the session I had with this cute Connie....phew...I guess the search for that Holy W_ore continues, huh?
Disclaimer - This is all a lie. I never did any harms to any of these fictitious female characters. I made all this shit up just for kicks!!! My mask of sanity is about to slip yet I feel nothing. More importantly,this confession means absolutely Nothing!!!
Still Porkin'
Scorpio Rising
Rave, touche'
JJ - Hit me on PM, I'll check.
Scorp - As always, too phucking phunny. And I am glad you refined your position on my sanity [Not quite right to almost always deranged], good call. :p
LL
Jake Jj 1492
09-20-07, 01:39
Oh my brothers, been going for the old in-out at the local Milk Bars I see! Dining at the Stars and Munching on the Fuzzy Warbles...
All the while your fellow droog has been exploring the gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. The next time you plan a surprise visit Scorpie-boy, I'll be happy to unload me gulliver and share my discoveries...
Vidi well...
LL - Your PM awaits...
Hahaha, Jj's got it. Its been too long Scorp. My favorite narrator.
Hey fellow hobbyers,
I am a new poster, but I am NOT new to the boards or the scene. Like many of you Downtown (Coffee) was my ATF and when that closed, then it was HWC (Michelle). Sakura/SKO was always so-so and Kinja looked too risky. After HWC, things dried up so I found my prospects via CL, but it aint the same. I'm needing that TLC that you get from an AMP.
I wanted to ask if any one would trust me to give me 411 on which of these new AMPs to try first. I'm usually loyal to one place. Backchannel if possible. I'm trying to read through the lingo and gather my own logic, but can't understand the crucial elements (which, I guess, is a GOOD thing). Give landmarks if you want, and the less foot traffic the better.
Also, I am especially fond of slightly thicker, curvier, bustier types, but overall good service trumps all.
Thanks for your help.
Went by 1333 Conn. the other day. Got there before the after work rush began, that buzzer got pretty busy. First time there and yeah, that's a lot of pink. Aujima asks if I'd been there before, I say no and she asks for the house fee, The exchange is made and she leads me to the room at the end of the hallway. A few minutes later in walks Nana. 'Hey, I remember you from 14K' 'Oh, you remember me, I work there long time ago'. Nana may look a little thick, but there's muscle under there, this girl is fit. I got undressed and we hurried to the shower, but she took her time once we were in. We chatted a bit while she soaped me up, she has great hands and lingered a bit at all the right spots. Back at the room she seemed happy I remembered her, gave her the tip, she left came back and got undressed. A tongue bath, nipple rub on my back and AR then on the flip BJ became CBJ. How she do that? I called myself looking the whole time. Anyway, She climbed up and let me at those wonderful C's. After a little 69 she slipped it in and rode away. She seemed to genuinely enjoy herself so I lay there and let her work. Wow, I wish that would happen more often. We even paused a couple of times. During one of the breaks, she said that she kinda remembered me and was glad I remembered her and went back to work, vigorously. Nana was trying to make a repeat sale. It worked; will repeat. I popped soon after our last break, she rested for a minute and then cleaned me up. While I was getting dressed I heard, 'next time you come back we do two times'. OK, ow, stop twisting my arm. Guess the DC tour I was planning is going to have an extra stop at the same place.
Jake Jj 1492
09-21-07, 10:58
While I was getting dressed I heard, 'next time you come back we do two times'. OK, ow, stop twisting my arm. Guess the DC tour I was planning is going to have an extra stop at the same place.
Are you sure it was your "arm" that she was twisting? LOL
There definitely are a lot of beautiful changes at that place...now if they could just take over the whole building so nobody would have to wait...no matter how busy. Imagine that!
Paid a visit yesterday and was greeted by Susie. Mid-aged Kgirl, natural Cs and very nice skin. Very thorough TS and I was very happy to know that AR was in the works. Back to the room where 10 mins of a hard massagi and nice AR. Yummy. Lol. After feeling the goods up, she got quite damp underneath. Great muscle control and after 10 mins CIM with cover. That thing was so thin I thought it was BB. Hmmm. Would repeat cause she just has something about her that makes johnny rise the occassion everything. Oh yeah, mish was intensified by DFK like crazy. I thought she was going to have my tonsils for lunch.
7/8/8/8
PC out
Brdcsttech
09-21-07, 16:20
Goes by Pepsi. Engurish very very poor. Attitude warmed This cool beverage is still a bit green, and will probably develop into a skilled dealer...
After several weeks of reading the forum I ventured out into DC armed with all your information. Thank you all for the "education".
On Thursday I went to Supra. Mid-day. "First time here"?. "Yes. But I've been to other places". She smiles and leads me to the room.
Pepsi walks in. Looks real young. Fully tanned and sexy. Pretty tall. I instantly leave the $ on the table under the kleenex box in plain site. First comment I always get, "you are big, strong, guy. Are you in Military?" I wear my hair real short and have tattoos. "No. I work in International Broadcasting." Puzzled look on her face. "Are you Law Enforcement?" I laugh. I am completely naked now, no shame. "No, no cop. no trouble". That puts them at ease.
( I have been to 2 AMPS in DC so far, 1 AMP in NOVA, and a Chinese Condo in NOVA. Always the same line of questioning. I don't lie. I smile a lot, I hug them when I first see them, will grab their butt if they do the same, etc. I work out 3 days a week, heavy, I have several tats, short spiked hair, an earring, I have no idea why all these ladies think I am a cop. I do have a young face for a 40 something year old...I don't know...I haven't been sent away yet!)
Off to the shower. ROUGH! Hurts a little! I am thinking this isn't gonna be good... Back to room. She sees the $ under the kleenex and says suprised, "You want everything?" I nod in agreement.
Gentleman. This girl was awful. She jumped all over my back, I was hearing annoying top 40 music on the radio, and the room was as hot as a sauna. On the flip she grabs a condom and puts it on. I am barely hard. She starts yanking. She keeps staring at me. I am looking at her like, "What the hell are you doing?" Fellas it was almost like I was with someone who never did this before. Maybe some of the slightly drunk, horned up mongers, get hard instantly. I need the attention first. She did not have the skill. So, the room was hot, the radio was blaring annoying commercials, I was not into it. I pulled off the condom and asked for a hot towel. I never blamed her. I was never rude or abusive. She was so sorry he went back to sleep. Me too! That body with the shaved kitty looked sweet! When she left I took back 3 of the Jacksons. She returned and noticed right away. She says "What's going on"? I said it didn't happen so I took some back. "But I used my mouth. Should be 80". Hmm she has a good point. I say "How about 60 is that fair?" "I did not finish". She replies, "Not my fault. You have too much stress?" Now I feel guilty and embarrassed. She gathers up the 60. She looks annoyed. I get dressed and reach in my pants for a 10. Lay that down on the table. I say I am sorry it didn't work out. She grabs the 10 and shrugs it off. I just wanted out of here now. No drama occurred and I wanted to "do the right thing". I left and everything was cool.
I had been to 1333 Green on Wednesday. Met Cocoa. Oh my fucking god was she awesome! I can't wait to go back! She almost swallowed the whole thing! She really knew what to do and how to do it. A great massage too! Like I said, I work out at the gym 3 days a week and to get a good back and leg massage is a plus! The sex was outstanding. All sorts of positions, caressing the right spots. Awesome. I contemplated going back to her Thursday afternoon but chose to go to Supra instead. I regret that now.
On Tuesday I tried Han-Sol. Got a girl named Hana. She was short, cute, sexy, with believable implants. Everything was great. I especially appreciate the ones who do CG in the squatting position as opposed to resting on their knees. That is a turn on. Those tight little bottoms and thighs from all that squatting. When I was about to finish she squeezed real hard. WOW! It seemed like 16 ounces shot out! I felt like Peter North! Never had that before! Will certainly go back for more.
It is kind of busy outside though. The tour bus stop, all the tourists, etc. I don't care. Years ago I went to some scary places to score blow. I mean scary! (Thank god I don't do that stuff anymore!) I can stay cool going upstairs for massage therapy. A few guys posted that the tour bus driver and the tourists scared them off. I just walk with a purpose. The funniest part was asking the mailman where Green Ct. is. Talk about having the right person in front of you at the appropriate time! Otherwise I would never have found cocoa, yum.
I work in DC and live in NOVA. The best thing I found, by a timely and fortunate return phone call, was a condo in Tysons. Chinese girls. I love going there. Went there this morning before work. Unbelievable massages.
Thank you all for the information you have posted. It was extremely helpful. I am really enjoying this new hobby of mine. I always wanted to do this.
Jake Jj 1492
09-21-07, 18:17
BRD - That was one heck of a first post!
I second JJ, as well. Great report with lots of brio. Welcome and thanks for the intel. I've pretty much retired from the scene, but after reading that report, I'm tempted.
Scorpio Rising
09-21-07, 23:19
Oh my brothers, been going for the old in-out at the local Milk Bars I see! Dining at the Stars and Munching on the Fuzzy Warbles...
All the while your fellow droog has been exploring the gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. The next time you plan a surprise visit Scorpie-boy, I'll be happy to unload me gulliver and share my discoveries...
Vidi well...
LL - Your PM awaits...
Welly welly welly well, Triple J [Jake Jj1492]:
If you must have it, have it then, miBrotha! It was the beautiful music of Ludwig Van that came to my rescue while I was serving up the "good old InOut-InOut" inside that Gold joint. Otherwise, I might have really choked that broad to death [then play around with her blood] for her less than spectacular services. Well, quite frankly, it was more because "I just want to be good" that refrained me from going through with it [or perhaps because I am now cured and reformed], u dig?
Mucho gracias for your hardcore intel as well [via LL's forwarded PM - hmm...yeah, LL: I hope it's a ok with u bro now that I mentioned your name as the source of the forwarded intels about the Gold spot]. When I get a chance to roll down into DC again next time, I would totally welcome your insights mate!!! If you ever made your visit to the Big Apple, just holla then, huh?
Loopster:
Much luv mate! Pardon my absence from y'all mini-gathering at your LoopLaire the last time I was down in DC. From what LL told me afterwards, it sounded like y'all had a blast [perhaps several blasts, pun intended]. I may have to check out that scene of yours sometimes soon too, huh?
And yo, thanx a bunch 4 your kind words. I simply wrote all the random thoughts that came into my empty skull every now and then...we all know there is no such thing as AMPs in real life. We all just make believe to ourselves that AMPs do exist, but man...no matter how vile and self-destructive this hobby may be in the eyes of our self-righteous society, I still do luv da w_ores [but I have no respect for the sluts].
And that's my $.02 for the evening!
Are you sure it was your "arm" that she was twisting? LOL
There definitely are a lot of beautiful changes at that place...now if they could just take over the whole building so nobody would have to wait...no matter how busy. Imagine that!Ha ha. It was quite nice to just lay there for a change.
If not the whole building, at least slip someone the money to work on the stairs.
Nice post Brdcsttech.
JJJ,
Kudos Dude. You are the man. OMFG. A private stock keeper. I think she likes me. ;)
Scorp,
Call me about when you hit DC again. Check the SW Thread for the latest from the Lair.
State of the AMPs:
From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality. Service still needs to improve at these bigger AMPs so that the rushed feeling is not so prevalent and we get better massages. The smaller AMPs just need to get some younger talent.
Great early reporting, BroadCastTech, maybe our message is getting out there. READ FIRST and then Just Do It!
LoveLOS
Hi all,
I have been away from the board for awhile as I have since been dragged into the wild-wild world of swinging. Having 8-9 women in a single serving can be taxing but not on the wallet.
Nevertheless, I reached out to get the latest info on some of te AMPs that I was not familiar with as my favorites have since been shut down, i.e. DT, Sun.
So I made it to the 4rth floor and drew Cherry or peaches. Cant really recall her name so that should raise the red flag as to the service.
She had blondISH hair but very cooper in skin tone. Long & short of it, her kitty was absolutely beaitiful and tight. Other than that, It was an uneventful night. Nothing to hoot'n hollar about.
Now that I've had my Asian fix, back to lifestyle play I go.
Marlo
MrSunnyHills
09-22-07, 19:08
LL,
I have noticed that my wife (who is not Asian) doesn't taste as good even right after a shower and douche. I think diet has something to do with it also.
Speaking of grossing out, I used to visit a Thai in another city who explained that if I eat a lot of pineapple (or drink pineapple juice), I taste better. Asparagus, otoh...
Anyway, I miss LOS. Did have a fun time in Indonesia earlier this year.
Mr. S
Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y!
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.
Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.
Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.
Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.
BTW Bilbo and others who may not get a reply from me,
If I am the other culprit, which I cannot recall, I meant no offense. I try to limit my time on this board because it is addictive. If the request is a week or two old, I delete it because my PM box is constantly full.
Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.
LoveLOS would repeat.
LL
Was back in DC last week and visitied 14K. Was told Young and Happy both on "Vacvation". Drew Miki--5-6 natural Cs, a bit this=ck but nice over all. Good TS and recieved a good hard neck and back massage. Worked all the kinks out of me. had allready left the standard on the table. She started with light massgae and used her hiar to brush lightly all over. thia swas followed by breasts rubbed all over (No AR). Flipped and exchanged meals (lots of moaning). Started in the Mish and had a nice suprise, she clamped down hard enough to squeeze good. Continued with K9 and finished aafter a few. Over all:
Massage 8
Body 7
Service 8
Attitude 8
Would repeat--have fun--Stay safe
Crew Dawg
Hi everybody.
I visited 510 last week and met Angel. I got a lineup initially but Angel seemed to be the best looking (6). TS was descent and went we got back to the room she started doing the usual thing. The massage was actually good (9) but everything after sucked! CBJ, doggie, then mish however she would not let me touch her! Gave her usual $1. 00 on top of the $0. 60. May try there again but never an Angel.
Jake Jj 1492
09-23-07, 15:07
JJJ,
Kudos Dude. You are the man. OMFG. A private stock keeper. I think she likes me. ;)
Scorp,
Call me about when you hit DC again. Check the SW Thread for the latest from the Lair.
State of the AMPs:
From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality. Service still needs to improve at these bigger AMPs so that the rushed feeling is not so prevalent and we get better massages. The smaller AMPs just need to get some younger talent.
Great early reporting, BroadCastTech, maybe our message is getting out there. READ FIRST and then Just Do It!
LoveLOS
LL - I've got more...but, I need some guys like you to keep her occupied while I'm seeing the other ladies! And, she may like you, but she loves me LOL...
Scorp - Yes my brother, remember that you are cured. Please don't go all horrorshow on our fine DC ladies...as, well, it's hard to find quality massage therapists.
Bukow - That clip was sick...I better not find any maggots in my lady's cooch!
And, on the state of the AMPS, I agree with LL. Things seem to be getting better and competition is stepping up bringing better girls. Let's just be mindful that, with the VA & MD scenes being squeezed nearly to nothing, it's that much more important for us to help keep DC alive and prospering.
State of the AMPs:
From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality.The quality had definitely gone up after bottoming out over the summer.
An interesting article in Sunday's W. Post says that the prevalence of "human trafficking" is highly exagerrated in the US.
Part of it:
The Justice Department's human trafficking task force in Washington has mounted an aggressive effort to find victims.
But at a meeting of the task force this year, then-coordinator Sharon Marcus-Kurn said that detectives had spent "umpteen hours of overtime" repeatedly interviewing women found in Korean- and Hispanic-owned brothels. "It's very difficult to find any underlying trafficking that is there," Marcus-Kurn told the group.
Good news to read, and hopefully it means an end to the crackdowns of DC AMPs.
No kidding they didn't find much evidence of it. All of us know that. The DOJ just didn't ask the right people. LOL!
No kidding they didn't find much evidence of it. All of us know that. The DOJ just didn't ask the right people. LOL!Correct - we already knew that. But now that the media and government know it, hopefully things will return to "normal".
Gents, I'm going to offer my opinion here and I hope that does not generate a lot of hateful posts.
My opinion is that trafficking does exist. There are victims of trafficking in the U.S. The problem is that our fucked up government is too stupid to understand fully how it works. In fact they don't have the mindset to try to understand it.
Having said that, I believe that few if any of the women in the U.S. who are victims of trafficking are Koreans. I believe that most of them are either Chinese or Chinese Koreans. I am not very knowledgeable about Hispanic brothels, but I would guess that some of the women who work in such places are in fact trafficked women. The problem is that these places typically cater only for Hispanic men, most of whom are themselves illegals.
However even the Chinese or Korean Chinese women who are being or have been trafficked are not really "slaves" in the sense that people normally understand that term. It's not as if they are being transported around the country in shackles or in crates. What enslaves them is the massive amount of debt which they incur in order to come here. And I do believe that most if not all of them come here voluntarily. The problem is that I don't believe they know in advance how hard it is going to be for them to pay off their debt after they get here. And I don't believe most of them realize they will be working in brothels in order to do so.
To many people in China, the U.S. is thought of as "Gold Mountain." This means, in effect, that before they come here, they have an exaggerated notion of how much money they can earn when they get here. This has been true for about a century and a half, since the Chinese started coming here to help build the trans-continental railroad. The women who come here come from a stratum of society in which there is a very poor understanding of economics outside of their poor villages. I think many of them envision coming to the U.S. and getting rich not by selling their pussies, but by selling fruit and vegetables or dry goods, or some more "legitimate" enterprise.
I believe that the decision to work in a brothel (AMP or Chinese AMP) is one which they make after they get here. If they wanted to, they could do some other kind of work such as housekeeping or working in a nail shop. The problem is normally that the only places that offer them work are usually brothels and also that this is the only way they can make enough money to pay off their debt in any kind of reasonable time period.
I'm not just pulling this out of my asshole guys. I've had close relationships with such women and I know what I'm talking about. The reason our fucked up government does not understand this is that the truth is just a bit more complex and subtle than these assholes are able to wrap their feeble minds around.
LexLuther
Jet Ranger
09-24-07, 11:33
The problem is that I don't believe they know in advance how hard it is going to be for them to pay off their debt after they get here. And I don't believe most of them realize they will be working in brothels in order to do so.
I believe that the decision to work in a brothel (AMP or Chinese AMP) is one which they make after they get here. If they wanted to, they could so some other kind of work such as housekeeping or working in a nail shop. The problem is normally that the only places that offer them work are usually brothels and also that this is the only way they can make enough money to pay off their debt in any kind of reasonable time period.
LexLutherFor what it's worth, the few providers I've gotten to know well told me that they knew ahead of time what they were getting themselves into and what they'd be expected to do working in AMPs before they entered the U.S. As you know, there's been an active sex trade in Korea for a long, long, time, so if one wants to make quick money and maybe land a husband and the elusive Green Card, it's quite an alluring, albeit risky profession.
One provider told me that she tells her family back in Korea she's here working as a waitress (though she does serve it up in a manner of speaking.)
Someone mentioned that some of the defendants from Black Wednesday were sentenced recently, though I've seen no press releases whatsoever about Black Wednesday on the ICE web site since August 16 last year. As Lex mentioned, the Feds characterized the "crime" all wrong. If anything, it's racketeering, conspiracy, tax evasion, and money laundering by the spa owners, taxi drivers, and money transmitters, not human trafficking. One girl mentioned she feared "harassment" of her family back home in Korea if she quit working before she paid her debt.
No further press releases have appeared about the girls that were "freed" (sic) during the raids, either (e.g. how many were bonafide trafficking "victims" and how many were working voluntarily and were deported.)
Too bad the Post article didn't mention the actual results of the massive Black Wednesday raids--it was probably a colossal waste of government resources for the minimal results achieved, which is why there has been a news blackout on the aftermath.
Jake Jj 1492
09-24-07, 17:56
Jet has hit the nail on the head.
It's funny how there have been several local news articles (MD, FL, PA, etc.) posted online about dismissed Black Wednesday cases and dropped charges, but in a matter of days, they are gone. Meanwhile, unrelated articles stay online for years. I've seen a few, and would post links but, guess what...they're gone.
Why were cases dismissed and charges dropped? Lack of evidence. Think of all the time and money invested only to come up with that result.
If they hadn't tried to tag it as something it wasn't to try to drum up public support and outrage, maybe they would have been able to file charges that may or may not have stuck. They didn't...so, now they make sure that embarassing news articles have a short shelf-life.
Oh well...it's only our tax dollars at work...right?
P.S. - The above pertains to the Black Wednesday and related actions. There are actual human trafficking cases out there, but, as Lex says, they are not as widespread as we were led to believe...at least in this country. I truly empathize for women who are caught up in genuine human trafficking...and hope they find a way out...but it does the real victims disservice when agencies focus on bogus cases instead.
Went there the other day and had pepsi. Not the best one out there when it comes to service but I must admit she's an upgrade in terms of looks, age and assets. The TS was mechanical and uneventful. The massage was almost non-existent except for a very short back massage. DATY, CG, and doggie to finish up. The deed was ok but could've been a lot better. YMMV. Repeat? For looks maybe but not if you want the total package.
L - 8
A - 7
R - 7
S - 7
Hi!
Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!
Thank you!
Roamin Roman
09-25-07, 02:59
Hi!
Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!
Thank you!I'll give you a hint: Go to www.dceros.com and start you search there. And, when you've made a contact and experienced the culture, come back and give a report. And remember: Details (i.e., height, size, looks, etc.).
Brdcsttech
09-25-07, 09:29
I had to go back for some more Cocoa/Koko. I get there and I was surprised she remembered me and the day I was there last week. Nice touch.
The shower was very relaxing and THOROUGH! She soaped up her index finger. I am not sure what I think of that. I tried to relax...
Back in the room she was playful and flirty. She says, "I have an idea. This time you massage me." I reply, "I am not as good as you are!" She replies, "That's OK. You just rub and touch it will be just fine."
I like the warm, playful, flirty approach. Relaxes me and puts me at ease. She is 137 lbs. About 5'5 - 5'6''. 34B with large, thick nipples. She has a tight body for a 30 something. Once again I received an exceptional back and leg massage. I was very active Sunday afternoon and Monday morning so this massage was very much enjoyed.
When we got started she did something I never experienced, outside of a Doctor's office, before. She put on a latex glove, lubed it up and inserted it, gently, slowly, while she was giving me a BBBJ. (Quick disclaimer. The doctor would insert the gloved finger only to check me for hemmorhoids. She never gave me a BBBJ ;) ) I felt weird about that. I could not get comfortable or fully erect while she was probing me. Anyone else get weirded out when an AMP does this to you? Eventually she stopped, I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come." Without the slightest bit of hesitation or annoyance she stands up, removes the condom, pumps her hand full of lubricant, and puts "the glove" back on. I am desperate to cum so I do not protest. She stands with her ass facing me and starts rubbing and probing me. She turned the light up a little too. Eventually her bottom ends up on my face. She tasted sweet. I was licking everywhere and she appeared to enjoy it. Especially when I toungued her pacific rim. Within minutes I came. It was awesome. Totally spent and covered in sweat.
When I leave she playfully says, "You go into overtime. You fired."
See you next time sweetie!
Brdcsttech
09-25-07, 13:02
Hi!
Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!
Thank you!They usually tell you to RTFF.
Check it out: http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=558517&postcount=213
Now,
RTFF!!!!!
Do something!!
POST a report!!!
Do not come back until you do!
JJ
Hi!
Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!
Thank you!
They usually tell you to RTFF.
Check it out: http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=558517&postcount=213
Unless someone posta a fine repoert like you have done, we DO NOT offer assistance other than telling them to RTFF!!!
Please, make them work for the info in the future!
JJ
Having said that, I believe that few if any of the women in the U.S. who are victims of trafficking are Koreans. I believe that most of them are either Chinese or Chinese Koreans.
I have met more than one Korean spa girl who married a GI, came to the Land of the Big Commissary as a military wife, and then ended up divorcing the soldier/airman. The whirlwind romance typically began in a Korean spa. "I love you no shit..."
So now here in the good old USA, they go back to what they know best, working in AMPs.
I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? I have been to Supra a few weeks back, but did not run into koko. There were only 3 girls there and only 1 is doable for me. Do you know when does koko works?
I don't remember the doable name, but she had curley blond hair and trim bush. She told me I should get it trim too cause she doesnt like to go down on men untrim.
Thanks
I had to go back for some more Cocoa/Koko. I get there and I was surprised she remembered me and the day I was there last week. Nice touch.
The shower was very relaxing and THOROUGH! She soaped up her index finger. I am not sure what I think of that. I tried to relax...
Back in the room she was playful and flirty. She says, "I have an idea. This time you massage me." I reply, "I am not as good as you are!" She replies, "That's OK. You just rub and touch it will be just fine."
I like the warm, playful, flirty approach. Relaxes me and puts me at ease. She is 137 lbs. About 5'5 - 5'6''. 34B with large, thick nipples. She has a tight body for a 30 something. Once again I received an exceptional back and leg massage. I was very active Sunday afternoon and Monday morning so this massage was very much enjoyed.
When we got started she did something I never experienced, outside of a Doctor's office, before. She put on a latex glove, lubed it up and inserted it, gently, slowly, while she was giving me a BBBJ. (Quick disclaimer. The doctor would insert the gloved finger only to check me for hemmorhoids. She never gave me a BBBJ ;) ) I felt weird about that. I could not get comfortable or fully erect while she was probing me. Anyone else get weirded out when an AMP does this to you? Eventually she stopped, I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come." Without the slightest bit of hesitation or annoyance she stands up, removes the condom, pumps her hand full of lubricant, and puts "the glove" back on. I am desperate to cum so I do not protest. She stands with her ass facing me and starts rubbing and probing me. She turned the light up a little too. Eventually her bottom ends up on my face. She tasted sweet. I was licking everywhere and she appeared to enjoy it. Especially when I toungued her pacific rim. Within minutes I came. It was awesome. Totally spent and covered in sweat.
When I leave she playfully says, "You go into overtime. You fired."
See you next time sweetie!
Little pointers will be great!
You're right little pointers ARE great, especially when I roll them between my fingers and wrap my lips around them...
But I digress.
Ginger Man
09-25-07, 20:14
I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."
Two words: Mint toothpaste.
Brdcsttech
09-25-07, 22:29
Unless someone posta a fine repoert like you have done, we DO NOT offer assistance other than telling them to RTFF!!!
Please, make them work for the info in the future!
JJMy mistake. It won't happen again.
But seriously, Paychex, the search engines on these forums are excellent. Half the knowledge you need is buried in these boards. Just start searching and readin'.
Doctor Pussy
09-26-07, 00:01
Not to imply that my 'unspent manhood soap opera' of late is the same level of interest as "The Young and the Restless" but for those following my recent posts you know that I've walked out of several places with a wad of cash remaining in my pocket but also a wad of jizz remaining in my sack. Tonight was no exception.
NoVa.--- I made a bunch of calls from postings out of the WashCP, one posting advertised your choice of either Moo Goo Gai Pan or Bulgogi, however when I called sen ohh fee fee fee sik nan too ohh nan, a dood answered "Asian Massage" and I'm thinking fork this, I ain't goin' no place where I got some mofo lurking in the woodwork so I kept making calls.
Got a pickup from a lady w/a Viet accent. Not exactly my cup of tea but after having made nearly a dozen calls, this seemed to be the only game in town so I went for it. Had me park at BJs across from Landmark since the EOS apt complex doesn't have guest parking.
Went to the apt and the lady who answered looked Spanish, not at all Viet, but believe it or not, about a solid 5/10. So I'm thinking hmm this is interesting, walk inside, walk past another gal in the kitchen. I didn't notice any dudes so I was still ok with everything.
Got down to the negotiation and the one point two was only for a full body massage, huh?
I said I don't need to dam massage, I just need to get my poke on and she said she could do it for one point six. No way, my limit is one point two so I asked for the other girl. She walks in, same thing so I leave.
Both girls were about 5'6" 5'7" the first one was about a buck and a quarter to a buck thirty with a solid see cup upstairs and a little extra weight on the hips. The next was tipping the toledo's at I'the estimate a buck and a half, possibly as high as a buck and three fourths.
I'the do either one but no way at that price. If anyone wants, da digits are sen ohh fee fi ate sen fo sik ate fee
NOTE: I remember when PPV events featured not just a main event but close to a half dozen world championship undercard bouts for $40. Now all you get under the main event is a couple of 'infomercial' showcase bouts and the price tag is $50. When this started happening, I stopped buying anymore PPV on pure principle. I also remember when 60 could get you a hole to hide in, another two dimes would get you at least a 7/10 FS and a full franklin would get you frenching and a bbbjwcsimcws after FS where the use of a hazmat suit was your choice. Now you're laying down three jacksons just to walk in the door? ! ? WTF. And then a franklin for a get up, got off and get out service, ridiculous.
DC
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Go to them St. The one on the 3rd fl, not the second fl. Walk in, lady takes me to a room, calls "Kayyyy", I remember a previous experience with Kay and tugged her and said "NO Kay! ". Puts me in a room, comes back later and asks 'you know that girl Kay? ' and starts to call her again, slightly frustrated I said "NO Kay! ". Then she tells me to wait a while.
This wait was unbearable and I just about upped and left when another girl opens the door. Now she wasn't great in the face but her body had a certain je ne sai quas that got my attention. She asked what I wanted, I made the indication and she said one sixty no massage, I sent her azz back, high price and bad attitude. She should WANT to be nailed by a guy like me! She walked away leaving the door wide open. Then I hear a monger at the front door, he was complaining about something and left. Then another monger walks out of his room complaining about the wait, then a third monger and a girl are having a bit of a spat, he wants his money back because she didn't do anything but she only offers a portion. He leaves disgruntled stating firmly "you all are ripping people off here". Then, believe it or not a fourth monger walks out and is adamant about a refund. When he threatened to call the police, my ears perked up. After a little back and forth, he said "I'm taking my cell phone and dialing nine one one". They sent him out the door without his cashola and I'm getting nervous.
Keep in mind my total wait at this point is roughly and hour.
Finally an older one comes in, not a looker, I'the give it about a 4 tops but I'the still hit it. Then she wants a one point six and I said I'm outta here. She goes to another room and grabs my donation but offers me a jackson less saying 'you talked too much, wasted too much time'.
With my mouth wide open I think she realized the irony of her statement and hands over the whole thing.
The place on fl 3 is what Simon Cowell would term 'a complete mess'. Learning this lesson cost me yet another evening ending in frustration.
So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.
-Dr. Pussy
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.
Now,
RTFF!!!!!
Do something!!
POST a report!!!
Do not come back until you do!
JJI will post reports and share my experiences with everyone here.
I'm a regular in the DC AMP scene but very cautious on which one I go to since I know many of the AMP girls personally. This is one of the two reasons why I was inquiring about the Chinese condos. The other one being my curiosity.
Jake Jj 1492
09-26-07, 08:27
So at this point, unless someone can come up with a skinny old lady with hair on her kitty who's willing to let me do her while holding a camera (won't film the face only the 'action') for one point two (MAX! ), I hereby declare my retirement from the sport and wish all you mongers only the best of times.
-Dr. Pussy
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time.
Go ahead and retire Dr. Pussy. It's not like you'll be missed as you're clearly an idiot. Being an idiot is the only thing that makes your posts mildly entertaining.
Everybody here knows what standard rates are, and you complain that you aren't given a 25% discount. Ummm, sorry, but discounts are not common place here...especially to people with an attitude like yours. And, if you go to the worst AMP in town, you shouldn't expect much...but you were actually treated better than most at M.
Enjoy your retirement...
DickAllMighty
09-26-07, 10:43
Long time no report in. But I have a bad dream to report. I've been frequenting a location well-known to those who are experienced, and have had good dreams everytime except for the last dream. Had a bad dream about a girl named Sue (or Soo). Average face, body was pretty good. Probably early to mid 30s. Straight mid-length hair.
Girl was all business-like. She wasn't unfriendly, but I don't think I saw her smile once, and she was very quiet. Now the TS was actually good. She was thorough, which at first, I thought I was going to get some AR. But it didn't happen. Massagi was OK but she kept repeating the same moves over and over for what seemed to be the longest time. Finally on to the main event, starting with a CBJ. It wasn't bad, but certainly wasn't one of the better I've had. Went into mish and she was looking like she didn't like it, so we went into K9. That only lasted a few minutes and she moved herself back into mish. I was like WTF I wasn't done. At this point I was starting to think there was something wrong with her equipment or something. So back in mish, which wasn't that great anyway, a few minutes in I started smelling something foul. No idea where it came from, but it wasn't me. So now, Mr. Happy just wasn't very happy anymore. She wanted to finish with HJ. Fine, we can give it a go. That wasn't happening either, so I suggested CBJ again. She refused on the grounds that we only have one hat and it was already used. So now I just told her to stop.
If I get her next time, I'll definitely ask for to switch. Terrible dream.
Brdcsttech
09-26-07, 11:21
I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? Thanks
No. 1333 Green is where Koko is.
Grizzley461
09-26-07, 12:40
I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."
Two words: Mint toothpaste.What do you mean Mint toothpaste? Is it supposed to prolong the big O? I've never heard about this. PM me if you want.
Grizz
Doctor Pussy - Asshole is too kind a word for the way you treat these women!
You got better than you deserve!
PLEASE retire...or at least just shut up!
JJ
When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!
I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.
However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!
JJ
I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come."
Two words: Mint toothpaste.
Brdcsttech
09-26-07, 16:24
What do you mean Mint toothpaste?
GrizzShould I bring a tooth brush next time? ;)
Jake Jj 1492
09-26-07, 19:06
When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!
I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.
However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!
JJ
Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...
By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.
Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type and I have noticed at least one raging discrepancy between the Asian and the White, as follows:
When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it.
The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so!
I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.
All of this proves to me that for this old, short, fat, white guy, the Asian is the best!! Call me a racist if you want but I have yet to find ANY woman who can provide the best pampering and take the hardest pounding better than the Asian!
So, Ladies! Care to prove me wrong? Fellas, how do your experiences compare?
BTW - JJJ, no confusion here! If we do one "J" or two, or even three, we will all get the munchies the same!
"Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me!"
JJ
Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...
By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.
When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it...The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so!
And those white chicks NEVER say: "You strong man....you supa-man!..."
Roamin Roman
09-26-07, 20:21
Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type...I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.[Color=Blue]Hey, Sleaze, if you want to try some dark meat, then I'd highly recommend the gal I reviewed a few weeks ago:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=564990#post564990
Have fun at the Forum, amigo!
Jake Jj 1492
09-27-07, 00:08
... It's funny how there have been several local news articles (MD, FL, PA, etc.) posted online about dismissed Black Wednesday cases and dropped charges, but in a matter of days, they are gone. Meanwhile, unrelated articles stay online for years. I've seen a few, and would post links but, guess what...they're gone.Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8
First, thanks Brdcsttech and others for the info on the fortune cookie condo. What an experience. I mean in a bad sense. Only thing that I liked about it was the distance from my house.
Anyways, called up the # that was given to me and some lady called back. I asked her where is it and when can I go. She gave the address and asked her to call her when I get there. So I did. She asked me to dial a front entrance # and go up to the 319. The door was open so I invited myself in and saw this chunky lady named Rebecca. Man. I thought she was the usual DC AMP mammasan but she was not. She was to be my edible fortune cookie. I wanted to just take off but what the heck it was only $1. 50 a bit cheaper than DC. She asked me to sit and wait at the bedroom for few minutes. Once she came back I wasn't sure what to do since it was my 1st time. I handed her the money and she took it with a smile. I asked her "shower shower" and she replied "no no". I knew this was bad if I don't even get to shower. She asked me to take off my clothes and I did. She started massaging or rub me (at least I think that's what she was doing) for 10 minutes. Afterwards, it was time. It started with BBBJ then to CBJ. It was alright but nothing spectacular. She rode me first but we switched to doggie. I finished it off with mish and I was glad that it was over. 45 minutes passed and it seemed like forever. She brought some wet towel to clean me up and asked me 'you likey' and I was in silence. Got dressed and head home.
It was sad that my first condo experience had to turn out this way. I guess careful DC AMP will continue.
Grade:
Rebecca
between 40 - 45
chunky
looks (4)
s-line (none)
top (D cup)
natural forest
massage (2)
Until next time.
Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8About that article...I found it funny that one of the arrested women's names was "Soo Mi". I guess they eventually did.
Baltimonger
09-27-07, 17:55
Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8
From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
In letters to The City opposing the change of ownership, neighbors characterized the business as a nuisance. Used condoms and syringes litter the street, according to the correspondence, while unsavory characters proposition neighborhood women. Area business owners claimed that Sun Spa drives away potential customers. No individual neighbors contacted for this story wanted to speak.
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have anything to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.
Jake Jj 1492
09-27-07, 18:51
From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have anything to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.
Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.
It is the easiet way for some top cop or mayor or some other fool who cannot make a name for themselves any other way..
I would like to hear a story of someone who was hurt because the AMP was there. Don't count the crazies who go in ther and kill the providers like that fool at DT a few years ago.
How has the AMP hurt the businesses that are near? Even the homeowners nearby are not harmed!
But, once some "big shot" busts a few AMPs or hookers they can say what all they have done to clean up the city!!
"Vote for ME!! I deported some Korean massage parlor workers! That makes me a hero!"
BS!
JJ
Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.
Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.
Doctor Pussy
09-27-07, 19:25
Am I entitled to a discount, no. But I usually get it because I stick to my guns and that will make it easier for next guy to get it and so on.
These prices keep going up and maybe you guys are ok with that but I feel that the price is wayyy too high as it is
Now I was called an a-hole and an idiot by you two but I don't need to retort because I know it's easy to be a big man on a message board but what's keeping me up at night is that you only find my posts MILDLY entertaining?!?
Sir, with all do respect I find my posts VERY entertaining.
So instead of giving you a departing gift, since money seems to be no object with you, I will auction off my copy of me doing the one and only 'Mimi" from the fabled Sun spa across from the Verizon center bareback. (for those of you who are unfamiliar with this service provider, browse through the forum and soak up her amazing reviews)
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. Please be sure to include an email address so I can send a couple video captures so you know I'm not just blowing smoke out of my backpu$$y
stay warm gentlemen and keep smiling : )
- The Dr. of Love
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time
PS Sleazebum, I may not be treating these women like gold and while you may think you treat them better ask yourself if you're really in a position to judge anyone?
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?
Jake Jj 1492
09-28-07, 00:48
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. No need to PM an apology. You are contributing reports of substance, but I was simply encouraging you to retire as you suggested.
I didn't realize until I reviewed your posts that you had stepped out of the hobby for a bit...so, I do apologize for expecting you to know what standard rates are.
Walked in with standard fair. Yuri answered the door. Looked pretty good so I stuck with her. TS was basic. Not rushed but not special. Get into the room and short massage for a few minutes before the flip. "what you want? " I want it all. She laugh. Tries to get me to drop more than $. Finally she settles for that, strips and does here thing. Goes to put the condom on. See be j and SHIT! The little pig pops. She cleans up.comes back and asks if want to go again. I say little piggy all tired out. She laughed good at that. I gave standard eight tip.
Now a question. Was she trying to get another tip out of me or going again just good service? I was in and out in 30. Lesson learned. Ben Stiller was right. You gotta pop before you go on a date.
First time doing the DC thing and I find it much better service than the normal VA. I think I will stick to my guns here.
If want details, etc, pm.
Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?
DickAllMighty
09-28-07, 16:46
From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
In letters to The City opposing the change of ownership, neighbors characterized the business as a nuisance. Used condoms and syringes litter the street, according to the correspondence, while unsavory characters proposition neighborhood women. Area business owners claimed that Sun Spa drives away potential customers. No individual neighbors contacted for this story wanted to speak.
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have anything to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.Yeah, that was carefully worded - note that the writer of the article does not say that the AMP was the cause of the used condoms and syringes on the street, or the "unsavory characters" propositioning neighborhood women. If anything, AMPs are careful not to cause a neighborhood to become run-down, because that'll invite attention from LE.
Go away!
JJ
Am I entitled to a discount, no. But I usually get it because I stick to my guns and that will make it easier for next guy to get it and so on.
These prices keep going up and maybe you guys are ok with that but I feel that the price is wayyy too high as it is
Now I was called an a-hole and an idiot by you two but I don't need to retort because I know it's easy to be a big man on a message board but what's keeping me up at night is that you only find my posts MILDLY entertaining?!?
Sir, with all do respect I find my posts VERY entertaining.
So instead of giving you a departing gift, since money seems to be no object with you, I will auction off my copy of me doing the one and only 'Mimi" from the fabled Sun spa across from the Verizon center bareback. (for those of you who are unfamiliar with this service provider, browse through the forum and soak up her amazing reviews)
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. Please be sure to include an email address so I can send a couple video captures so you know I'm not just blowing smoke out of my backpu$$y
stay warm gentlemen and keep smiling : )
- The Dr. of Love
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time
PS Sleazebum, I may not be treating these women like gold and while you may think you treat them better ask yourself if you're really in a position to judge anyone?
Go see for yourself and come back and report your findings.
JJ
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?
Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?When you go find out and write your review,be sure to let the boys in MD know.
I just returned from a visit to DC and had some time to walk around and scout out the stops listed elsewhere.
I walked past Happiness and Royal and agree it is annoying to have the tour agents lounging next to the door of Happiness. It looked to me that 520 is permanently chained shut.
Unless I am mistaken it looked to me as though 602 11th st NW is undergoing rennovation and that place is probably closed.
My old favorite 521 G Club now has a development company sign on the door so it definitely is gone, at least from my point of view.
I then walked over to Sky and made my way inside. It was about 10:30 a.m. Mamasan put me into room 3 and after a minute Mickey entered. She wasn't exactly what I was looking for but I decided to go with her. The TS covered all the important points multiple times but was thorough. She tried to put me in the sauna, but I refused so back to the room for a 5 minute wait. I pulled my glasses case out of my shirt pocket and placed it on the shelf with $ showing.
Mickey asked what I wanted and I pointed to the counter. She immediately picked up the $ and left. When she returned she proceeded with a hard muscle manipulation and some light touching.
After a while things picked up and we got down to business. A CBJ along with DATY and on to extras. After we finished she said to lay still for a few minutes of cuddling. She then left for a hot towel and after this told me to get dressed and she left. I ended up being escorted out by mamasan.
Overall experience:
body 6
session 5
Would I return, maybe to Sky but probably not to Mickey.
The next day I strolled to Green Ct and finally found the correct door. This is one of the least attractive block with an AMP but worth the walk. Once again it was early 10:15 am when mamasan let me in. I asked for a lineup and she didn't seem to understand/ or want to understand.
She put me into a room and after about 5 minutes wait I was not happy. Finally a young lady entered and gave me a name. She was more my type so I didn't press for the lineup. I like a provider who is somewhat young, average size with smaller natural boobs and she filled the bill.
The TS was similar to the previous described one and during this I discovered that she/they had not been ready for business as I was there early morning (10:15). Back to the room for a short wait. A longer muscle manipulation followed along with a short light caressing. She then told me to slide over and she sat on the edge and had me remove her top and bottom. Then on to the main event. Similar results to previous followed by more cuddling.
She finished up with more mouth wash, dressed me, hugged and kissed me, got a coke for me and escorted me out and gave me some candy.
Overall experience:
body 9 - just the way I like them
session 9
She did all the things to make me want to go back again.
When I asked again for her name it changed to: just ask for MAY.
Would I return again - definitely, unfortunately I had to leave DC the next day. When I asked if she would be there for some time she said: I am always here. Hopefully this is true as I would like to repeat with her.
Mongers, I am not trying to tell anyone how to handle their sexual exploits but after reading Doctor Pussy's review, I would never do DATY with any spa girl.
If he did a spa girl bareback you would have to question his frame of mind! He put himself, the spa girl and all mongers who DATY at risk. If she did him bareback think about who else that she might have done bareback that hour, that morning, or yesterday.
After reading several of Doctor Pussy's reports, I have to say that his attitude toward women is deplorable. His conduct at AMPs are deplorable as well. I know that we should not kiss the *** of these women but shouting, arguing, and acting nasty does not prove a point. If you are offered a girl that you do not like ask for another. Before you pay, ask the girl if she does what you like. If she does fine. If not kindly excuse yourself. Talk nicely to the mamasan to see what options you may have. If none then walk.
We all want to keep prices to the standard. The girls know what the standard is and if they try to get more let them know that is all you have. They will either take it or leave it. 99% will take it.
Experienced mongers know how to conduct themselves when they are out and about. ***holes and inexperienced mongers do not. Doctor Pussy you may want to ask yourself, which one are you?
Propilot-over and out.
Jack B Nimble
09-28-07, 18:53
Not sure how much to post these days but the situation has been so bleak I did some exploring today.
First I called Supra to try to set up with the spinner Mickey but was told she on vacation. Rats. Walked over the 1413 and Mamasan and she brought in a girl who happened to be named ... Mickey. I eyed her for about 5 seconds .. boxy, plain, 40ish was trying to see if any redeeming features and then I just remembered I had an important meeting. First time in a long time. Sorry to be harsh but I think she is ready for Mamasan academy.
One last chance I took a walk over to Happiness or whatever it's called these days. Wanted to see who was there before committing and was shown Yong, skinny, a bit gangly looking but cute face. About the same age as girl above but far better preserved. Only sign of age was the crow's feet but still elegant, Barbie-type model figure. Nice smile, Cleopatra haircut, some promise here. Almost no English but seemed eager to please. Provided all the trimmings and a bit more. Seems like generous C-cups that appear natural to me. Straight 8s across and a possible repeat.
I travel a lot, so am rarely home (NOVA), and very occasionally post when I find something interesting. Seems that things have been really dead here lately, so I only come to offer a suggestion, and one that I can verify.
If you have as strong a need for high-quality asian pussy as I do, I suggest a trip to our neighbors to the north, specifically Toronto. Go on any board and check out the listings - TER, Craigs, etc. They are not only plentiful, but as far as I have been able to tell, completely real with actual photos, etc. I'm talking about slim, young, gorgeous 100% asian females that are very accomodating and outcall prices in the ballpark of what we pay here for unreliable incall and AMPs. I have made two trips to Toronto in the past six months (Delta, less than $300 R/T) and can safely say that I was not once disappointed after seven encounters with different women. Also, not once were they anything less than their photo portrayed them to be, and generally even better.
I realize that this kind of venture might not be practical for everyone, but then again is there any value in repeatedly throwing money away down here? And just look at sites like Eros and Craigs - more than half the women claiming to be "Asian" are simply not, and fat over-fed slobs with fake tits and horrible attitudes on top of that.
I've also been to Thailand a few times and I suppose you could pay more to fly there ($800-$1000 in coach which will kill you) and pay even less for pussy ($80-$100) but that involves a huge time commitment and the trip will probably end up costing you more in the long runm. Plus Thai females are a bit of an acquired taste and not my first choice when it comes to asians.
Anyway just a thought in these bleak times.
Ginger Man
09-28-07, 21:39
I had a good session with that Micky a few weeks back. She is licensed and a citizen so a very safe commidity if you know what I mean.
I asked her about the whole human trafficking issue and she said the girls are just trying to make a little money. They are not slaves and all that bullshit about being indentured is overstated.
Micky has a deep, deep throat. I like that in a girl.
Crazy Dick
09-28-07, 23:29
Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?
Originally Posted by Tsiongo7
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?
WHAT THE HE-- They don't take time to RTFF, they can't even figure out simple geography!!! New Guys - RTFF about 4 or 4 times then post. This is the DC fourm. Sunshine is in Greenbelt that is in PG county in MD - Hot Sun is in Waldorf that is also in MD.
There use to be another board where you had to provide an apporved post with good info then you could post stupid the stupid questions!! I wish there was some way Jackson could do something like that.
Crazy Dick
I got to spend the night in DC last night so decided to go for a twofer. My first stop was the Hard Rock for some refreshments, then across the street. I asked for the line up since I had not been there in a while, was told only one girls was working there. Her name was Cindy. She had long hair, a lot of eye makeup, enhanced Cs, and was pretty friendly. Pretty good TS. After TS, heard DB ring so I expected a short massage and got it. Massage was good, but only about 15 min. BJ was really good, so good, I am not sure if it started as a BBBJ and then went to a CBJ or was a CBJ the whole time. Did some stand mish, dog, and finished with some CG. Service was good, but short. When I left, I noticed that no one else was there, so I asked her next time if I could get the full hour and she said sure.
As I left, I noticed in fact that the old Happy was closed and doors chained. So long CC and your BOT’s. (The last time I got her a few weeks ago, during standing mish, I grabbed her ankles and spread her so I could get in deep. After I wore her out, she offered to finished me off with a BBBJ, and spit it out on me after I blew. First time for that, gave me nice second TS to clean me up. Sorry for the reminiscing, back to the story).
As I was cruzing around DC, for old time sake, I drove past Neverland. The place was lit up, no window coverings, and all the walls were painted white inside (think I saw a flat screen on the wall). Maybe apartments now? Too bad, a lot of good times there!
My next stop was another well know watering hole for some more refreshments from my last work out. Then off to the green door (I think it known by that name). I asked for the line up and drew Michelle. I think I have had her before and she seemed to recognize me. She is a little order, pretty good body, nice natural Bs, and a good attitude. Off to the TS where she washed to important places twice. Mouthwash in the TS and back to the room. Great massage. Nice and long, plenty of time on the back, then all over. After turning into a light massage, a nice session of AR was provided, then a flip to a great slurpy CBJ. I needed a little "rest time" so I did a little DATY, which she seemed to enjoy. The only thing I don’t like about this place is the tables are too high for stand mish, so I had to do reg mish, and then flipped to the dog. I nice long session of reg dog was followed by a dog with me just kneeling and her doing the work, actually banging me. When I suggested a CG for the big finish, she obliged and really banged good to finish me off. Actually, she kept it up after I blew to make sure I was all out (haven’t had that in a while). Cleaned me up with a hot towel and some more mouthwash. She is not the hottest, but makes up for it with good attitude. Good massage and lots of energy during prime time.
As I cruzed back to my hotel, I decided to take the long way and check out some of SW I read about on the other page in this forum. I saw a few nice ones, but have not tried this, maybe sometime in the future.
Sorry for the length. Later, BT3
Jake Jj 1492
09-29-07, 16:22
Two for Thursday ... Sorry for the length. Later, BT3Sorry for the length? It's supposed to be Two for TUESDAY and THREE for Thursday. That way you can have Six on Saturday... LOL
Baltimonger
09-29-07, 17:09
I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, and the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?
I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.
Jake Jj 1492
09-29-07, 18:17
I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, an the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?
I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.Have seen guys like this hanging in front of a few places before but have either ignored them and went straight in, or, more smartly, avoided them all together and burned some time somewhere else before returning. Around Camelot, there are a couple of homeless folks that get kickbacks too for referring people to one spa or another. Best to ignore them too...just tell them you're not interested or you already know where you're going.
Hey, at least you didn't piss in the stairwell...LOL
DickAllMighty
09-29-07, 22:01
Not satisfied with my most recent dream (read my last report), I decided to drift off again to another dream. I've read reports of dreams in the shade of green, but have never experienced this myself, so I decided to give it a try.
Found the place but a bunch of guys was standing outside the establishment right next door, smoking. When there are lots of foot traffic, nobody pays attention to you. But those of you who have dreamt green probably know what I'm talking about. About half the guys were looking at me as I walked by, probably wondering if I "played for their team". I didn't feel comfortable about being watched as I waited to make my entrance, so I initially aborted. But I swung around the block and when I looked again, those guys had gone back inside. So in I go.
Got another mid-30ish looking girl named Sue with an average face. What a coincidence because that's what happened in my last dream. Luckily for me, this was not a bad dream. Nice tight body, long straight hair, fake frontal assets. TS was good, probably one of the more thorough ones I've had, so I knew I was in for a treat. Back to the room, the massagi was actually very good considering the quality that you usually get at AMPs. The AR was very nice, especially since she threw in lots of BLS. On to CBJ, not the best I've had, in fact kind of average. Then was standing mish, and we moved on to CG. Maybe it was the way she was moving, but the CG wasn't very good. But then I finished by walking the dog and that was very good.
Overall experience was not bad, but I've definitely had better and younger. Think I'll stick to my usual hunting grounds next time in hopes that the last bad dream I had about the place was just my bad luck and not an indication of the quality going down.
What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.
Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)
His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....
vs
Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p
LL
Baltimonger
09-30-07, 12:09
What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.
Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)
His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....
vs
Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p
LL
Sorry LL, it'll never happen again. I actually thought about calling you the other night when I was out.
This goes back to a problem that started Aug. 22 when my SO packed up and left. Something about me not listening, but I wasn't really paying attention at the time.
Anyhow; I was permitted by her to pick up SW's while we were together, and it wasn't a big deal to find what I was looking for. Now we're apart, she's put a curse on me, and I can't get Jack Shit.
I've been shut out since then in:
Southwest Baltimore
South Baltimore
East Baltimore
2 DC AMPs (mama said 45 minute wait at 1413- as in I think you a cop)
K & L Loop
San Diego
Los Angeles
and you can add Tijuana, considering I lost my ID in Cali, and I wasn't crossing the border without it.
KJ, the un-monger
Baltimonger
09-30-07, 16:50
Jack B Nimble:
I had Mickey at 1413K today. Yes she's a lot older than most, but she gives one hell of a massaghee. She gives at least 30 min. attention to the muscles, and uses every part of her body to fix every part of yours. She also has natural tits, albeit a little saggy. The flip was a little lacking, mish only, but she seemed to enjoy it. Her Engrish is very good. The best news is she's going back to California tomorrow, so there should be a new girl coming. The hour lasted about 75 minutes.
Mamasan jokingly said "bye, come back tomorrow".
She put on a CD of some remakes of songs. The first one was Paul Simon's 'Mother & Child Reunion', during the massage was 'Comfortably Numb', and while doing a lousy CBJ it was 'Don't let the Sun go Down on Me'. Somehow they all seemed appropriate at the time.
Oh well, it's only money.
Doctor Pussy
09-30-07, 17:43
In fact speaking of Sun (across from MCI) there was an older hoe named Coco who gave me a bbbjcsim and she spit out my nasty load all on vid
think about that Propilot next time you daty, yum yum ;-)
and by the way, I never shout at these women, everything is stated in a calm respectful tone of voice so, well you know what happens when you assume things you judgmental pr*ck
keep smilin' y'all
-The Dr. of Love
Driving down the prices and upping the quality of service one skank at a time
KJ Balmermonger is about to roll digits.
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Grizzley461
10-01-07, 05:13
His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..
Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.
Grizz
Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.
Remember this, when you are intentionally an antagonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
Propilot- over and out.
Carnesseur
10-01-07, 17:45
Went to 1333 Conn. First. Mamasan said only one girl. Others busy. Cherry came in. Probably early 30s. Not bad looking, but not my body type. She looked pretty strong, like she could lock me up in a full nelson. I like asian ladies because they are usually more feminine and petite. She was not. So I smiled and asked if others were available. She said no, so let myself out.
Next to Jasmine on M. Didn't get the name of the lady. But she was easily in her forties. Strange-looking teeth. I asked if others were available. She said they were busy. I said goodbye.
Finally over to 1333 Green Ct. Mamasan answered. Told me only one girl available. I said I like them small and young. Well Sue came to the room. She was neither. Probably late 30s or early 40s. She had great looking tits, and I decided I would stick around to see them up close. Decent body. Not fat at all. Very tight all over. Tits were enhanced Cs. Very nicely done. Felt natural. Face was probably 6-7.
Gave her. 6. Did the TS. She kept poking my abs and thighs and giggling, saying "berry hard. " I must say that she got my penis and my anus cleaner than they have ever been. Rinsed me and insisted that I get into the sauna. I was amazed at the amount of time she spent drying my body and drying the floor of that sauna. I guess she was worried I might slip or something. Obviously trying to give good service.
After sauna, started massage. Decent. Did neck, back, butt, feet. Felt good. Rolled over and she was ready to get things started. Still no discussion of money. We kissed and rubbed a little. With me still on my back, BBBJ with AR came next. She then lay down and told me climb on top and stick my dick in her mouth. Did as instructed with DT and came out with a nice pink raincoat on. Started with mish then to doggie. The latter was very nice, as I was using her breasts as handles and they felt terrific. After a while, I asked if I could cum on her face. She said yes. Nice. Other than having to clean a little out of her hair, she seemed pleased. Gave her $ for her troubles.
Good session. She did the fake moaning but not too much. Honestly, I found myself imagining that she liked it, but when she had to apply some lube about 15mins in, I knew I was kidding myself. The whole time she really tried hard to make me feel good. I didn't think I would like her body before undressing, but very smooth skin and toned all over. Did I say really nice tits. Recommended if you want to try an older lady.
Drunk Irish
10-01-07, 17:48
Willing to hit Youngs or Rio if anybody has a positive report of something younger than 35 years of age.
Can backchannel and will RTFF with info.
Monday, after the weekends bumrush experience (NOVA escort forum), I decided to go visit m st, first floor, at I think 1815, walked in expecting to climb some stairs after reading the forum, and was greeted at door by momason and a fellow monger sitting on the sofa waiting, so I asked monason if busy I comeback later, she says no and I go in and meet Janie, about 5 ft and 110lbs, maybe 34 35, not bad at all, standard fee, and extra tip, TS good, unrushed and attention to all the right areas, to include a mini full body massage, the dry off and back to the room where she gives me a great massage from head to toe, no rush and then the extras, good CBJ, excellent balls and runway licking and sucking, then some of her ontop, doggie and finished up in miss, overall 7. 5, and repeat potential good, I just wonder what ole boy on the sofa was waiting on, if he thought she was second rate, BR.
Let's just ignore that jackass! Not worth the discussion.
JJ
Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.
Remember this, when you are intentionally an antagonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
Propilot- over and out.
Member #4338
10-01-07, 19:46
His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..
Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.
Grizz
Public Service Announcement - LARS
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Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.
Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
Peace and love
Lax
Hi Fellow Mongers,
I have read the forum and I thank everyone for their comments and sharing their information. I have visisted three AMP in my lifetime, MT and GS and one more in the fields of spring that I think no longer exists. I will be willing share my experiences with you all in PM. Needless to say though, I have not been too impressed with these establishments and always looking to monger some more.
I have not been on the SW scene in a while, but I went back to DC after a while (two or three years). And it was dead. Where did they all go? Frustrated in NOVA. LOL.
I really wanted to say thanks for the information and I will start to post my experience so that others may follow in the monger way and be safe.
Thanks!
The Wolff
Chick Magnet
10-02-07, 18:42
My 1st post so bear with me.
I had a dream that I was talking near the Observatory and went and checked in on my Young friends. Good thing I did. Mamasan answered the door and after around a 10 min. Wait, it was time to start the festivities. Paid the house fee and was then told to get ready for the TS. Led by hand to the TS and altho Mamasan was taking care of that, she paid special attention to all the right areas, nice and warm water, almost fell asleep on the table.
After heading back to the room, I am introduced to Tina. 30-35, worked on Sees, nice and petite. Only downfall was no backside, which I really wasn't expecting anyhow. Nice massage and AP. Worked me over, I didn't get what patting the balls of my foot was about, but hey, when in Rome. On the flip, I was offered DATY and started off with some 69. She was very enthused about learning that number and then proceeded to show her some K-9. Afterwards she hopped the saddle and rode it to the finish line. All in all, not bad for $. I would repeat.
Newbies take note!
THIS is how you do it!!
Good job!
JJ
My 1st post so bear with me.
I had a dream that I was talking near the Observatory and went and checked in on my Young friends. Good thing I did. Mamasan answered the door and after around a 10 min. Wait, it was time to start the festivities. Paid the house fee and was then told to get ready for the TS. Led by hand to the TS and altho Mamasan was taking care of that, she paid special attention to all the right areas, nice and warm water, almost fell asleep on the table.
After heading back to the room, I am introduced to Tina. 30-35, worked on Sees, nice and petite. Only downfall was no backside, which I really wasn't expecting anyhow. Nice massage and AP. Worked me over, I didn't get what patting the balls of my foot was about, but hey, when in Rome. On the flip, I was offered DATY and started off with some 69. She was very enthused about learning that number and then proceeded to show her some K-9. Afterwards she hopped the saddle and rode it to the finish line. All in all, not bad for $. I would repeat.
Another first post.
I've found out a lot from being a long-time lurker here. I learned where the best AMP's are, which providers to ask for and which to avoid, how to handle myself and how to get out of trouble. Now its time to give something back.
Based on RTFF, I frequent AMP's that are out of the way from most civilians I might run into on the street. Two of my regular spots are Mini and Rio.
Once I find a good provider I tend to stick with her until they go on vacation. Some places are pretty predictable. Others change with the weather.
No matter who my provider is. Or what the name of the place was. I always receive a little AR play and at least the full 60min at the place on 9th. The providers at 1818 tend to be younger and cold at first. Until you find one you like that might warm up to you and then does with repeat visits.
Thanks for all the intel. I'll keep you all posted from time to time.
Buckler
Max Beelyun
10-02-07, 23:29
You know it's not really green. I had gone to Supra and asked for Nana, but the Mamasan said "30 minutes" which really means she probably just went in and who knows how long that will take. So I said bye.
Went over to the green door and asked for Connie. Mamasan said "Connie, yes" and took me back. After a moment she came back and said "I forget, Connie take loooong vacation". Right, she forgot. I was about to leave but she said "I show you really nice girl, really nice!". What the heck, I decided to stay.
Met Sue. About 110 pounds, enhanced cees, pretty face. Slightly saggy abs. Maybe 40 years old at most -- starting to get those crows feet. Mongers looking for young eye candy would be disappointed for sure.
Gave me a nice thorough table shower. Massage was VERY thorough. She's very good. She got a little nervous a couple times -- staring at one corner of the ceiling. I think some light was shining through and she thought someone was looking. Kind of freaked me out until I figured out what was going on -- I think it was just cars going by.
Anyway, proceeded to the post massage workout. No AR, but I don't really care about that anyway. Without warning, she jumped on my face. Um, I don't usually do that, but whatever. I dove in and she was quite vocal. Quite an extravagant bush, by the way. After a while I sat up and she gave some enthusiastic language lessons. Went for some mish, then walked the dog. Either she was having a good time or she's a very good actress. We went on a very long time but I couldn't finish as the cover was bothering me for some reason. So I gave her a necklace. She never let up on the vocals the whole time.
Overall nice session, non-rushed and enthusiastic. I might go back. I miss Connie though. Anyone know if she's still around?
Two in a ROW!
Another great start for the board quoted below. Welcome to both our newbies, thanks for de-cloaking!!!
LL
Another first post.
I've found out a lot from being a long-time lurker here. I learned where the best AMP's are, which providers to ask for and which to avoid, how to handle myself and how to get out of trouble. Now its time to give something back.
Based on RTFF, I frequent AMP's that are out of the way from most civilians I might run into on the street. Two of my regular spots are Mini and Rio.
Once I find a good provider I tend to stick with her until they go on vacation. Some places are pretty predictable. Others change with the weather.
No matter who my provider is. Or what the name of the place was. I always receive a little AR play and at least the full 60min at the place on 9th. The providers at 1818 tend to be younger and cold at first. Until you find one you like that might warm up to you and then does with repeat visits.
Thanks for all the intel. I'll keep you all posted from time to time.
Buckler
She got a little nervous a couple times -- staring at one corner of the ceiling. I think some light was shining through and she thought someone was looking. Kind of freaked me out until I figured out what was going on -- I think it was just cars going by.
That's where the hidden camera is located. We'll be looking for you on You Tube! LOL
Brdcsttech
10-03-07, 07:38
That's where the hidden camera is located. We'll be looking for you on You Tube! LOLI think it was Chris Matthews and his "Hard Balls" crew :)
Big Daddy Don
10-03-07, 17:16
Thanks to help offered from some mongers here I found the Red Door today and had a visit with Sue. I thought it might be the same Sue from HWC in Nova since she gave DFK but she is not the same. Fun none the less!!
Sue is a little older than I like but she made up for it in performance. Nice bolt on's, firm but not rock hard. Had a very good table shower, extra cleaning where needed and a nice massage while soaping up. Back to the room for a good firm massage. She has surprisingly strong hands which is nice since I am a big guy. After the hard work she did an extended AR session with lots of ball sucking and working the whole area. This led to some DFK and DATY. It got good with the DATY, she went crazy! I don't think she really intended to enjoy it as much as she did since she told me when I stopped that she was not supposed to cum, she was supposed to be working. I am not so sure but it seems like the girls feel guilty when they cum for real on the job. Not really sure why. On to a standing mish then driving her into the wall a little when I climbed on the table with her to drive it all the way home, DFK while doing it. I have to say she has superior muscle control in there. She was able to milk it without moving.
After resting a minute we went back to the shower since we had both worked up a sweat.
Good time was had by all for about 80 minutes. I left very satisfied.
Ginger Man
10-03-07, 18:45
I saw Misha at Green Ct. Today and it was nice. She is pretty, funny, and energetic. I got a great shower, super massage that really took out a lot of stress, and then some great festivities.
Nothing like the old days, but good all the same, all the languages except the AR was faux. I enjoyed the session.
I hate getting so old, what happened today was I got my groove, in the mood, nice weird position, and my frickin' thigh cramped! Shit I walked it off and resumed, but hell.
At the end we talked about New York, and I told her about eating Korean food on 32'nd Street--Koreatown. Then I left, walked down the alley to L Street, and what do you know, I smelled something vaguely familiar. Holy Cow, a Korean street vendor right there. Bulgogi, Bibimbap, Kimchi, everything carryout.
I wonder if they know customers of that other Korean specialty were right there too.
Peace
Nice report Don. Glad you had a nice time.
Is Green Court open on Sunday? 14K? Others?
I have the yellow fever really bad and need to take the cure Sunday!
JJ
Love Tractor
10-06-07, 21:59
After spending too much time looking up places, addresses, and printing maps/ directions, I figured there had to be a better way. I finally got a handheld GPS to help, and thanks to you guys' consolidated lists it's no problem. Here is a .kml (Keyhole Markup Language) file that you can use with Google Earth, Google Maps, or use an editor (ie PoiEdit) to convert to your GPS/ Nav system format.
Perhaps this link will work also:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12
Thanks to all that have provided info and details and thanks Wayward and all other contributers for the AMP list! Since that list is pretty old, if modifications are needed, let me know and I'll make changes.
ps (change extenstion to .kml)
Sleazbum asks whether anyone is open on Sunday. I think it is probably one of their busiest times. When I would go to DT on Sunday morning, shortly after the 10:00 opening, I would frequently have to wait. I'm guessing a lot of you would drop of your families at church and head over to the AMP, figuring that about the time you finsihed would be about the time they were ready to be picked up. Other than when the heat is on, do they ever close? I mean, for a whole day? I don't think so. I suppose for most Sunday mongers the biggest problem is what excuse you give the wifey for why you're not joining her in church.
After spending too much time looking up places, addresses, and printing maps/ directions, I figured there had to be a better way. I finally got a handheld GPS to help, and thanks to you guys' consolidated lists it's no problem. Here is a .kml (Keyhole Markup Language) file that you can use with Google Earth, Google Maps, or use an editor (ie PoiEdit) to convert to your GPS/ Nav system format.
Perhaps this link will work also:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12
Thanks to all that have provided info and details and thanks Wayward and all other contributers for the AMP list! Since that list is pretty old, if modifications are needed, just pm me and I'll make changes.
ps (change extenstion to .kml)This is awesome, thanks for the hard work. I dont get to the DC area that much, so I can really use this.
Jake Jj 1492
10-07-07, 09:55
Is Green Court open on Sunday? 14K? Others?
I have the yellow fever really bad and need to take the cure Sunday!
JJ
They're all at church on Sundays!
If you give them a call, they may invite you to their special services - missionary visits included...starting at 10AM...
Thanks!
I will file the report upon my return later today.
JJ
They're all at church on Sundays!
If you give them a call, they may invite you to their special services - missionary visits included...starting at 10AM...
Finally made the trip to 1333 Green. Saw Michelle. She is older - good. She has long hair - good. She is tall at about 5'5" - ok. She does a GREAT hard massage - GREAT!
Got there and drew Michelle. Gave Michelle the house fee. Table shower was busy so she gave an outstanding hard massage while we were waiting for the TS. Left the $ tip out in sight on the table while undressing.
TS was VERY complete! I don't think my butt has ever been scrubbed that well as well as all the other parts. I was squeeky clean coming out of the shower.
Back to the room for another GREAT hard massage!
Flip and she runs off to get the tools of the trade. CBJ with extreme energy! She was wanting to get me off that way, I think. Then some mish and a big finish with the congress of the canine.
She is not into long term pounding! She kept saying "Too big! Hurry up!"
When I stopped to enter the congress of the canine she grabbed this cloth measureing tape from somewhere and put it on me and measured me. THAT has NEVER happened before!! I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!" during the bowwow exercises once I got her back into position.
WTF!!! I have had white women scream at the size before but NEVER a Korean!! Anyway, I turned a deaf ear to her and banged on to explosion.
It was good but I will not see her again!
All in all, she did get the job done and her massage skills are really good.
I find it amazing how the size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a good drive session. That tiny little Chinese last month did much better than this bigger Korean.
So, while I will return to 1333 I will NOT accept Michelle again.
JJ
Jake Jj 1492
10-07-07, 15:20
she grabbed this cloth measureing tape from somewhere and put it on me and measured me. THAT has NEVER happened before!! I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!"
JJ
LMAO! Maybe it was stashed under the pillow. Be happy it wasnt Suji...she went nuts on my 25cm and I was sore for a week!
TwistedBrother
10-07-07, 16:50
I've gotten that from Koreans before ... and I'm not that big. Some of them are pretty small down there, even if their bodies aren't tiny, and some are just faking it for whatever reason.
WTF!!! I have had white women scream at the size before but NEVER a Korean
JJ
I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!" during the bowwow exercises once I got her back into position.
http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm
I presume the measurement is centimeters and NOT millimeters, right? :^)
Finally made the trip to 1333 Green. Saw Michelle. She is older - good. She has long hair - good. She is tall at about 5'5" - ok. She does a GREAT hard massage - GREAT!
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I find it amazing how the size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a good drive session. That tiny little Chinese last month did much better than this bigger Korean.
So, while I will return to 1333 I will NOT accept Michelle again.
JJ
The same is true of the backdoor. A woman's ability to take it in there seems to have little to do with her size. I've seen small women take it easily and large women say ouch. (Yes, really small women always have trouble).
Jake Jj 1492
10-07-07, 19:33
http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm
I presume the measurement is centimeters and NOT millimeters, right? :^)
Glad he said it was metric...otherwise, who the hell would want to follow a 23 incher? Is that even possible?
And no, Mr. Ed doesn't count...
...well, he does, but with his hooves...
Never thought that much about it....
Glad he said it was metric...otherwise, who the hell would want to follow a 23 incher? Is that even possible?
And no, Mr. Ed doesn't count...
...well, he does, but with his hooves...
Superman06
10-08-07, 10:24
Made my first visit yesterday to Green CT. I say first because there will be more visits to follow. Great table shower and fantastic in room service. Almost a true GFE. Cocoa is about 5'5", natural b's and overall nice body. She was happy to accept my 5 certified by the US Govt. portraits of President Jackson. Fake AR but well done. BB service where you want it to be and covered where it needs to be. The service was pleasant, unrushed and complete. It's been awhile since I've had what I would consider unrushed service. Thanks to those who reviewed this place. Makes the trip to DC worthwhile.
I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.
Went to an old place that has re-opened lately. Met a young girl named Ho-ba? Or O-pa, can't be sure. Her English is weak and my Korean nearly non-existent. Tried everything next to begging but couldn't get everything; just a HJ. She says no everything any more. Not sure if this is across the board but I don't have enough data. I guess I TOFTT. Still .6 for the hour plus more for college tuition. Hopefully will have better news next visit.
Stay safe
Went to an old place that has re-opened lately. Met a young girl named Ho-ba? Or O-pa, can't be sure. Her English is weak and my Korean nearly non-existent. Tried everything next to begging but couldn't get everything; just a HJ. She says no everything any more. Not sure if this is across the board but I don't have enough data. I guess I TOFTT. Still .6 for the hour plus more for college tuition. Hopefully will have better news next visit.
Stay safe
Even going back a couple years, it seems the service at the 1333 was never that great -not like Royal, Happiness or Sun.
Sleazbum asks whether anyone is open on Sunday. I think it is probably one of their busiest times. When I would go to DT on Sunday morning, shortly after the 10:00 opening, I would frequently have to wait. I'm guessing a lot of you would drop of your families at church and head over to the AMP, figuring that about the time you finsihed would be about the time they were ready to be picked up. Other than when the heat is on, do they ever close? I mean, for a whole day? I don't think so. I suppose for most Sunday mongers the biggest problem is what excuse you give the wifey for why you're not joining her in church.
LOL. Sunday nights are slow and I heard it from the WHORSES mouth.
Capu Ccino
10-09-07, 06:32
Is there anybody notice a camera inside the room and shower at Supra?
Toshiosamma
10-09-07, 18:04
Patterns in this business vary greatly from one city to another. Some places are hopping on Sundays and others, even some of the busiest, are dead. Most AMPs that I have seen stay open on Sunday regardless of the workload. Watch the parking lots. If business is slow, they'll be happy to see you coming.
I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.
Nope. But if you wander the streets of SE you will be bound to find some sort of action. Most of it related to gunshots.
Nope. But if you wander the streets of SE you will be bound to find some sort of action. Most of it related to gunshots.
That's why I'm staying on base!!! SE just seems to be hard forever.
Irish Male2
SE (particularly Anacostia) is probably one of the most dangerous parts of D.C. You would be better off in the downtown area, or perhaps one or two places in NE. If you spend much time in SE you are taking your life in your hands. Don't know where you are from, but if you are used to packing in your hometown, don't even think about it in D.C.
Or you could take 295/BWP up toward Jessup or Elkridge. Much safer and you can find one or two decent AMPs.
Enjoy your stay in our nation's capital.
LexLuther
Irish Male2
SE (particularly Anacostia) is probably one of the most dangerous parts of D.C. You would be better off in the downtown area, or perhaps one or two places in NE. If you spend much time in SE you are taking your life in your hands. Don't know where you are from, but if you are used to packing in your hometown, don't even think about it in D.C.
Or you could take 295/BWP up toward Jessup or Elkridge. Much safer and you can find one or two decent AMPs.
Enjoy your stay in our nation's capital.
LexLuther
Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.
I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.
IM -- Will PM you in a day or so. Several options in your neck of the woods, but you'll need a rental car or a complicated trip on the Metro.
-- Max
Jake Jj 1492
10-09-07, 23:37
Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.
In case it can help IM, here's the Metro Map:
http://www.wmata.com/maps/metrorail_street_map.cfm
Love Tractor
10-10-07, 07:56
Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12
LT
Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.
There are places in S. arlington where an occasional HSW can be found but the DC amps in my opinion are your best bet.
Is there anybody notice a camera inside the room and shower at Supra?
You know (seriously, no joke) I can't recall a room in an AMP that didn't have some little dark hole in the ceiling, but I always said to myself "nah, can't be."
TwistedBrother
10-10-07, 20:27
You know (seriously, no joke) I can't recall a room in an AMP that didn't have some little dark hole in the ceiling, but I always said to myself "nah, can't be."
I've noticed those, too. I always figured it was another monger with a lot of, um, propulsion.
Member #3925
10-10-07, 21:03
I seriously doubt that an AMP would risk having a bunch of tapes laying around as evidence for LE. But if thats the case I'm sure 1818 has a couple of me from a few years back. The real bad thing would be somebody seeing me do the deed. In my mind I think I'm fairly good looking and pretty good at handling business. The reality of the tape would probably be quite disturbing. LOL. Only thing I can think of is possibly a security watch for the girls but have never heard of anything like that. Also very unlikely. A little bit of curiosity and fear can go a long way in keeping you safe but don't be paronoid.
Wayward One
10-11-07, 01:03
From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12
LT
It's a nice idea. It's just a shame that half those places are closed. Downtown, Sun, Sun vip, accufitness. Well, I don't miss downtown.
Wayward One
Jake Jj 1492
10-11-07, 01:13
I seriously doubt that an AMP would risk having a bunch of tapes laying around as evidence for LE. But if thats the case I'm sure 1818 has a couple of me from a few years back. The real bad thing would be somebody seeing me do the deed. In my mind I think I'm fairly good looking and pretty good at handling business. The reality of the tape would probably be quite disturbing. LOL. Only thing I can think of is possibly a security watch for the girls but have never heard of anything like that. Also very unlikely. A little bit of curiosity and fear can go a long way in keeping you safe but don't be paronoid.
Always perform as if you're on camera. That's all it comes down to. These days you never know when you might show up on YouTube...
I suspect if it were true...which I doubt...it is for security. It would explain some of the admiring smiles of the mamasan though... ;-)
Love Tractor
10-11-07, 07:54
It's a nice idea. It's just a shame that half those places are closed. Downtown, Sun, Sun vip, accufitness. Well, I don't miss downtown.
Wayward OneThanks for the updates - I've updated the map. Yeah, lots of closed places. I will probably just remove them if they've been closed for a long while; I was just keeping the placeholders in case they opened up under a new name in the near future.
Any new places that need to be added?
Triesharder
10-11-07, 10:31
From my post last week - a map showing AMPs and metro stops:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12
LT
LT,
As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.
Thanks again.
Adobe James
10-11-07, 13:40
Just curious if anyone knows anything about what appears to be a "massage" service in DC. There are a number of ads on CL with the same phone number, ending 6334. Some say just massage, no full service; others mention the full menu. You can find that same number online that appears to be posted by "Bo," who I'm assuming runs the place.
Names include: Honey, Tasha, Eva, Angel, Kitten, and Meagan.
Ian Dokkaebi
10-11-07, 18:24
The camera issue at the famous Toyota plant may not be as farfetched as some may think.
Prior to management realignment, CCTV monitors were housed in a public location, in clear view of all employees. The monitors have since moved to another room.
The individual in question spends much time in this room, alone. Curious, is it not? I leave the rest to your creative minds.
Just some observations I made during my time spent there.
Ian
Love Tractor
10-11-07, 18:38
LT,
As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.
Thanks again.My contribution for this is minimal; I think WO created the list which I used to create the map and therefor deserves the credit ;)
LT,
As an out-of-towner visiting soon, I appreciate your work--a worthy contribution to mankind. And thank you, Wayward One for noting the places that have closed. Traveling can be stressful. This makes it a little easier.
Thanks again.
A tried the file and I had to get rid of the '&' in H & H before it would work but I have an older version of google earth.
LT,
Great job, and a great way to hit my radar screen, see the reports of distinction thread. Welcome.
Olympic is aka Rio.
BB and I had occasion to raid the city earlier in the week doing some basic research. Supra may have some merit.
Suzie is a spinner. - BB's draw. Amazing body. High on my 'to-do' list.
Happy is a winner. -- LL's draw.
Happy
Face: 7
Body: 8+
Massagi: 6
TS: 7
Sexo: 8
Overall: 7
Both are worthy of a repeat.
BTW - Younger mamasan = 43yo long black hair, nice rack, tight looking in blue jeans, flirty. I think I would have had a hell of a good time if she were my provider. Best looking 40+yo I have seen in a while. Knowing Asian women look young, I still pegged her in her early thirties. I digress...
LoveLOS
Love Tractor
10-12-07, 21:31
LT,
Great job, and a great way to hit my radar screen, see the reports of distinction thread. Welcome.Cool - thanks. Original post
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=574870&postcount=1465
has a kml file that can be used for personal GPS or Nav system.
Now if I can just figure a way to use wikipedia to host reports for each AMP/ provider ;)
LT
The camera issue at the famous Toyota plant may not be as farfetched as some may think.
Prior to management realignment, CCTV monitors were housed in a public location, in clear view of all employees. The monitors have since moved to another room.
The individual in question spends much time in this room, alone. Curious, is it not? I leave the rest to your creative minds.
Just some observations I made during my time spent there.
IanDuring my very recent visits, the monitors were up front near the door and they displayed the outside of the building and stairwell areas.
Benefactor9
10-14-07, 06:56
The real Pcpc...
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I won't say I told you so, but I did. This is what I got in my pm box right after I posted. It's from this guy's second account...
Private Message: Just a chump
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Just a chump
So, you're even more of a chump than most of us suspected. It's evident from your long term behavior on this board that you are dealing with a serious maculinity and identity crisis. Still, we're all very surprised that you would just lie down, spread those shitters and let PC slide on up in you so freely. And, ooooo-eeee, did he bust off one big cupcake into your colon. It's nice to see you slapped down, kicked around and half lucid - your own karma slapping you right in your big, barking at the moon mouth. You can save all that shit about being the bigger man, tho...along with that feminine talk about "i'm doing this for the good of the board." Nobody believes that shit - not even you. Face it, little man beat you down without even breaking a sweat. Guess you'll have to consider renaming that url of yours now. Maybe to something more practical and reflective of who you are. OH! I KNOW! How about Bull Shit Reeks? After all, it does, right?
Have a great week Mayor Chump.
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Love Tractor
10-14-07, 20:44
I've only been to two different AMPs on two separate occasions here in the DC area in the past 6 months, and both times I got the same girl. What are the odds?
Went to Supra, and Nana was my draw. I wasn't crazy about her the first go around when she was working somewhere else (can't remember name). She's got a great attitude and good service, but a little to 'muscular' for me (I like the spinners).
Was there about 2p, and was pretty busy and only got 30min. Someone else came in and I could hear them ask for Nana (someone here? ). I told her she could go take care of her customer in hopes that I would get one of the spinners LL mentioned a few days ago, but no dice; she wanted to finish the job. So even though she didn't rush, everything was still rushed. I wasn't that keen on prolonging it with her anyway, so I went along.
So a question. What's a polite way to say 'no thanks. Is there someone else available' when a girl comes to your room that you would rather not have? Esp when its a girl like Nana, who is really friendly.
LT
LT:
Back when DC had much more to offer and I patronized more regularly, I would often ask for a line up or I refused the first girl presented if I didn't like her. If you like the smaller, more petite girls, then I would ask for one specifically, assuming the mamasan speaks English well enough. That may make some people uncomfortable, but it always worked for me. Sometimes the spas don't like doing that or they will bring a few at a time. I can remember getting a lineup of five or six girls at Downtown a few years ago.
If you don't like the one you are brought, just say no thanks, or "not my type." You are the customer, remember. Don't be a jerk about it, but matter of fact.
Hawkeye In Md
10-15-07, 15:37
The following is for entertainment purposes only, and resemblance to reality is strictly coincidental.
11 am today. (Monday). Sitting at my desk with massive wood and extremely high yellow fever.
Decided to make another pilgrimage to the green palace.
Ring the door around 12:15 pm. Ask for KOKO. Mamasan said "she on vacation". So I ask for my favorite backup. Sue. (Suzy).
I hand Mamasan the house fee and within 3 mins in walks my old friend Suzy.
She says TS is busy for 5 min. So we pass the time with some DATY and great 69.
After 8 or 10 min. Heard mama son yell and Suzy responded. (shower free now). So off we go to the TS. Great marks for Suzy with the TS as usual. Nothing outstanding. But very nice as well.
All sparkly clean. She takes me back to the room up front.
Now here is where I got a bit miffed.
As soon as I get back in the room, In walks May right behind Suzy, May says Suzy busy with other customer, and that she will take care of me. (wink wink).
May was young. Late 20's. Very tight body. Enhanced C's.
But I didn't like the attitude, she just came across to me as "I really don't want to be with you" attitude.
I had her get mamasan. And I asked for a lineup. Since May was not what I wanted. Mamasan says no other girls free. But if I want to wait. I can get Suzy when she is done with some other monger.
Not liking my other options. I said sure. I will wait.
After what seemed an eternity. Finally in walks Suzy. All smiles and very willing to see me again.
We went right to the action. Since I prefer to have the yellow fever taken care of BEFORE the massage.
As with every other time I have been with Suzy. I will give her all 8's across the board. Not a gfe. But close enough to it for me.
The massage was nice. Average. But yet with the yellow fever gone, it felt fantastic. LOL
I walked out to the construction site with a spring in my step and a big smile on my face.
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