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Ian Dokkaebi
07-05-07, 14:11
Does anybody speak Korean?

As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.

Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.

Have fun!Yankovich,

While reading the forum, I discovered several valuable posts that I have archived. Regarding the Korean, I believe this is what you are looking for --> http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393794&postcount=1324

LexLuther, in his infinite wisdom, provided the justification why one might attempt to learn Hangul. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393787&postcount=1323

Also, some spa etiquettes by LexLuther. Specifically, the arse washing (must read). As an addendum, I’d like to point out that the plastic towels have been removed from most spas that I’ve visited. As you may know, this forum is visited by different interest groups including the public relation officers (individuals who provide feedback and advertising services to the spa owners). Perhaps from such upheaval raised by this forum, the plastic towel is no longer used. I’m purely speculating here. Feel free to ignore.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393477&postcount=1318

Van308
07-05-07, 14:28
My usual place closed (Navy Yard).

Any Vietnamese dude out there please PM me.

Max #01
07-05-07, 18:59
Been wanting to check out the above-named location for quite a while. Followed some very good advice about how to find the place. Was introduced to the waif-like Pepsi. The TS was average, with the notable exception of using a brand-new wash cloth rather than the community sponge. Back in the little corner of the green, she bent and twisted every nook & cranny in this ol' bod while humming along to the best hits of the 70s, 80s, and 90s on WASH-FM.

When all was revealed, she was as tight as a drum and was an all-natural girl. I had a long drink of Pepsi, after which we talked about missionaries and then walked the family dog.

The score was all 8's. An interesting aspect to visiting the green during the day was the construction project right across from the green with lots of construction workers wishing they could also have a drink of Pepsi.

Kimchi
07-05-07, 19:02
Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.

Sleazebum
07-05-07, 19:34
Made the trek to 14K this afternoon and had a session with Emma. She is a little chunky but nice.

TS was OUTSTANDING!! Probably the most complete I have ever had.

Massage just plain sucked...almost none.

Other therapy was good, nothing super but it did get the job done.

She says she is in from Atlanta and been here for three weeks.

ALSO - she said they closed for the concert and fireworks but it was not fun because of all the rain and tornado.

That's it!

JJ

A John
07-05-07, 19:42
Amen
Kimchi is 100% right!
I don't know who this guy is but I said over a week ago in a roundabout way something's fishy about him.

Several of you guys bashed me on PM about given the guy a break. Personally I think he needs another coffee break doughnuts and hot shower to wash the smell of BACON off.

I do know Kimchi credibility.
I also know firsthand because my wife worked there.

This this guy is full of shit.

You should stop putting damaging information out on the board that is incorrect and inappropriate

AJ

ps
If you're not a PIG and your trying to make acquaintances here, your definitely starting off on the wrong foot.
Whether you realize it or not Black Wednesday is not over, there is still an ongoing investigation!

You remind me of the kid who has everything and knows everything.
This is not an enjoyable person to be with.




Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.

LexLuther
07-05-07, 21:09
I also felt there was something wrong with N2. One or two very senior members had something to say about me and others criticizing his English. Anyone with any brains could see that he was faking that. In fact N2 replied to my own criticism and in his reply his English was plu-perfect. Therefore I believe that N2 is guilty of what is known in some circles as dissembling. When a person does this, he/she normally does it to throw people off so that they can't figure out who or what the dissembler really is.

There is something very strange about our N2.

LexLuther

Ian Dokkaebi
07-05-07, 21:11
Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.I used to hang out with some of the ladies from downtown and that's how I got my information. They could be lying to me. Who knows.

n2

Ian Dokkaebi
07-05-07, 21:25
Amen

Kimchi is 100% right!

I don't know who this guy is but I said over a week ago in a roundabout way something's fishy about him.

Several of you guys bashed me on PM about given the guy a break. Personally I think he needs another coffee break doughnuts and hot shower to wash the smell of BACON off.

I do know Kimchi credibility.
I also know firsthand because my wife worked there. The
this guy is full of shit.

You should stop putting damaging information out on the board that is incorrect and an inappropriate

AJMy wife, at one point, works there as well. Does that mean I have the same credibility as you do?

I am completely disappointed with this forum and its members. I have come here hoping to contribute some information to this board but your paranoia has gotten the best of you. Thus, I bow out.

LexLuther
07-05-07, 23:03
Napun Namja,

Whether or not you bow out is entirely up to you. You should know however that you have brought this on yourself. Why don't you just be straight forward and honest? That usually works.

LexLuther

Loop Vet
07-05-07, 23:10
I also felt there was something wrong with N2. One or two very senior members had something to say about me and others criticizing his English. Anyone with any brains could see that he was faking that. In fact N2 replied to my own criticism and in his reply his English was plu-perfect. Therefore I believe that N2 is guilty of what is known in some circles as dissembling. When a person does this, he/she normally does it to throw people off so that they can't figure out who or what the dissembler really is.

There is something very strange about our N2.

LexLuther

Well, I said on the open forum that we, as a board, have become pretty silly if we discredit people for a few misspellings/typos or grammatical wrongs. And I stand by that thought. If N2 was purposefully messing with his english to throw us off, well, it didnt do anything to change my perception of him. I still, and always have, see him as an annoying blowhard who could possibly be a) a former poster, b) a guy with an agenda, or c) a new guy with some inside scoop, but who often thinks he knows more than he actually does. Either way, you guys, you longtime and respected seniors, know more about the AMP scene than I and I consider your words gold, so I have faith in you and your opinions about our new poster.

N2 had allready been put on my watch list, and I guy I would never consider exchanging info with. I apologize if my post was misconstrued as support for him, as that was not my intention, or if any seniors felt personally offended regarding my post because I was not talking directly to or about any one poster in my criticism of the grammar issue. And just so everyone knows, I did not PM anyone regarding this guy.

Dr Bombay
07-06-07, 07:44
Since my favorites have closed (I always call before wasting my time ringing doorbells) I tried the famous 14K. (I don't mind the donations, but I hate paying for parking LOL). I ended up with the lovely Young. Very pretty and she paid a good doctor for those enhanced cees.

Started off with a very good t/s with a lot of attention on the backside. No offer of a sauna, which suited me. Back in the room, I enjoyed a very good and hard massage. Lord, how I've longed for a good massage.

She counted my donation, which I left under my phone and said it was short. 4. Thanks to the other mongers' experiences in this matter, I knew I could ask for another girl or just say I'll bring this new standard next time. I figure what I pay next time will be based on what she does this time. I must say she's very chatty and personable, but it was no GFE. Overall, the impression I got was, "Do what you want and let's get this over with. "

I was there nearly an hour (and hiya, Sleaze. I think I passed you on my way out). Would I repeat? Probably not, when they let you know its an act, it sorta takes some of the fun out.

Kimchi
07-06-07, 10:06
N2 you remind me of a former poster who did marry a working girl but she never worked at Downtown, her best friend did. Now I may know why you don't want your name out as then they will know you are out visiting the places she told you to stay away from. She did work in CT for a spa that the owner would take the girls to different casino's. But your current info is wrong and you are still on my watch list. I need to find your picture to post that would make great conversation in the spa's (not here as no one knows you). And you know that I can get one. I would be careful and only post real up to date info.

Iceholeg
07-06-07, 16:38
I am new to the forum. After RTFF for a few hours I gained some valuable info about future visits. Thanks to all who share info. My friend just got married so we visited the 1829 2nd floor. Earlier posts talk about a guy out front. This is correct he tried to steer us to the 3rd floor, however, we didn't follow as I have been cruising CL for a while and saw the ad for the 2nd floor there. Anyway I saw Lilly she was a late 20's early 30's K-girl.

Body: 8
Face: 7
TS: 7
Service: 9
Massage: 6
repeat: yes

On the menu was the Pacfic rim, DATY, CBJ, and all was great my friend came out with a smile on his face we went next door to swap stories watch dancers and have a beer. The night ended up in WVA at the clubs there. Once again thanks for the intel!!

Spazen
07-07-07, 00:37
Time for me to chime in for a second. Going gambling, going to Atlantic City is sometimes a "polite way" of saying "we got busted". "Water problems" is another one.

I have seen the effects of real "water problems" which did apparently cause real closures. Re-modeling may cause trips to AC.

It's been my experience that talent is scarce during holidays, especially xmas and New Years. Closing early on holidays isn't unusual.

Occasionally you have to close. Some reasons:

Shower getting repaired
New water heater
Getting gas service for the first time
Getting busted.
Floods due to water leaks.
Sauna getting installed.
New AC system with ductwork.

If they know you "real well", they may open the door and tell you why.

Spazen

Houkahhokum
07-08-07, 03:29
Well I've read quite a bit of the forums and in the interest of making a good start I thought I'the introduce myself with a report.

I went to NY ave today with a friend. He had someone named pepsi who he said he wasn't too thrilled with. I had Tara who said she was new having just arrived the morning before (sat.). Tara was about 5' 2 or 3, 25 y/o with a slamming body (fabulous Bs), but I wasn't too happy with her face (quite a bit of makeup and up close you could see the powder was covering up a lot of blemishes). TS was good with a fair amount of attention paid to the back. The massage was pretty decent except for the achiles tendon. An extremely brief CBJ then she hopped on top. After about a minute she says she's tired (? ! ? ) so I move to standing mish with her at the edge of the bed. Spin her to side mish, then flip her over for dog. At this point my phone rings, (turns out it's my damn friend, didn't answer) move onto the bed for a little of everything. BTW the room is extremely hot w/ no AC and just a fan so I'm sweating by now. I should say I have some trouble sealing the deal if I'm not suitably attracted to the girl, which aside from the body I'm really not. So she ended up finishing w/ her hand. Although I wasn't all that attracted to her face, she definitely tried quite a bit to please me, however I did leave a bit disappointed. Also she told me the rate was $. 60 when it's $. 40.

Face - 5 up close 7 or 8 from far away
Body - 9
Service - 7
Massage - 7

Jake Jj 1492
07-08-07, 11:10
Short answer is there is no knowing - unless you are there with them - if girls go on excursions on the holidays or, go back home, or simply hang out and paint or whatever. The point was that some of the spas close on some of the holidays. Doesn't matter what kind of spas they are.

They are all terribly slow on the major holidays...so, either take advantage of the light foot traffic if they're open, or rejoice that they get a sanity break if they're closed...


Happy trails and be safe...
jj.

P.S. - Can we get back to reports now? Enough bickering folks...

LexLuther
07-08-07, 12:47
Did it ever occur to some of you cretins that knowing something about the habits, customs, and culture of the spa workers may actually help you get laid? Or that it may allow you to avoid wasting time trying to get laid when there is no hope of doing so? No, of course not.

I always find it amusing that when the discussion turns to something ever so slightly philosophical, the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

Just because you don't find the discussion of interest, or even relevant, does not mean that it is not useful to someone.

LexLuther

Jake Jj 1492
07-08-07, 13:31
Did it ever occur to some of you cretins that knowing something about the habits, customs, and culture of the spa workers may actually help you get laid? Or that it may allow you to avoid wasting time trying to get laid when there is no hope of doing so? No, of course not.

I always find it amusing that when the discussion turns to something ever so slightly philosophical, the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

Just because you don't find the discussion of interest, or even relevant, does not mean that it is not useful to someone.

LexLuther

Point well taken Lex...but some reports would be nice amongst the discussion...as Dr. B and the newbie have lately... :-)

Jake Jj 1492
07-08-07, 13:48
Recent stops: Carriage House with Suji, and then again later with Pepsi.

Asked for Pepsi but she was on vacation, so was offered Suji to be my therapist. A bit older, but nice body...and expert before-the-flip techniques. Very responsive when I spoke of Croissants and French Toast...and wouldn't you know, there was a buffet! Complete and expert massage with full tour. Got a little extra time to complete the massage.

Suji
Body: 7
Face: 6
TS: 8
Service: 9
Massage: 9
repeat: yes


Went back the next week and finally got some Pepsi. Not sure if it was Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free, or the Full-Blooded stuff, but quenched my thirst nonetheless. Beautiful girl and even better body. Not much of a massage and kind of a short session, but they were kind of busy. Not all bases covered, but nice and friendly girl. I think she's one that warms up after the first visit.

Pepsi
Body: 9
Face: 8
TS: 6
Service: 8
Massage: 6
repeat: yes

Jack B Nimble
07-08-07, 14:09
They supposed to have a change in the guard, wondering about their lineup. Had some cuties recently but service was a bit rushed.

Rejected Monke
07-08-07, 15:08
They supposed to have a change in the guard, wondering about their lineup. Had some cuties recently but service was a bit rushed.

When I last stopped by this week, I had a triple session (yes, I had a lot of time to kill). They had three girls at the time and all three have small, thin bodies with pretty faces.

Lee is the youngest and has a nice face and body. However, she is lacking in the boob department.

There's a second girl with colored hair that I see frequently but didn't get her real (working) name yet (unless she is the real Coco). Very pretty face. Bigger boobs than Lee.

There's a third girl named Bebe who is the oldest of the bunch. She has a nice manmade rack, but there is something kind of odd about her body. It seems like her chest is not the only thing that is artificial. Her belly button seems fake like latex or rubber (don't know if that makes sense) and her fingernails are like... they seem like they're peeling off, and she wears a lot of bandages. It's like she's a cyborg or something. I don't know, it's hard to describe.

CabDriver52
07-08-07, 17:12
Going downtown again later this week. Both places are GREAT but which one is the best at the moment?

What say you, O my Brothers?

JJBeen gone for a week. I would like to comment. I think that Green Ct is getting batter by the day. I had a buddy go and he said the girl blew his mind with how good the service was.

CabDriver52
07-08-07, 17:21
So my friend went for a walk tonight.

He was welcomed to the Mamasan and led to a room in the back. Sue came in and asked for the $. 60 for the house. After that, he got a great table shower with plenty of mutual touching. Sue led him back to the room for a good massage with some back adjustments. She went right into a CBJ and then asked for some doggie. He then asked if he could be ridden and she gladly agreed. Finished up with a RCG and she cleaned him up after he was done. Overall, good experience.

BTW. He would suggest entering Green CT through the M st alley to avoid the gay (? ) club on the 14 st side. He liked the darkness of the alley. As with any place in DC, keep your wits and eyes open.

F 7
B 7-8
M 8
S 8
O 8-9 he said she was happy to oblige

Have fun!There is usually someone hanging out in front of the club. I'm not sure why but that's the case. If you do the 'block walk' like I usually do, you can come down the driveway on the other side of the block, passing the parking garage on your right side and get a look at everything prior to ringing the bell. Spidey sense usually works well but sometimes it's a little off. This just gives a good look around in case we have some LE floating around.

Speaking of LE, I'm wondering (yeah curiosity killed the cat...) are any of the bums hanging out/sleeping in the park across the street from 14th st ULE? There's times that I will have a few road sodas and I'm wondering if they could be detrimental to the hobby?

Just wondering

Cabbie!

A John
07-08-07, 17:27
When I last stopped by this week, I had a triple session (yes, I had a lot of time to kill).

There's a third girl named Bebe who is the oldest of the bunch. she wears a lot of bandages. It's like she's a cyborg or something. I don't know, it's hard to describe.

Monke,
If the bandages are small and round they have little needles inside. It's a form of acupuncture and as you describe older (in age) this would explain the bandages.

Triple delight sounds like a great day to me!

Happy Hunting
AJ

CabDriver52
07-08-07, 17:44
Well, I said on the open forum that we, as a board, have become pretty silly if we discredit people for a few misspellings/typos or grammatical wrongs. And I stand by that thought. If N2 was purposefully messing with his english to throw us off, well, it didnt do anything to change my perception of him. I still, and always have, see him as an annoying blowhard who could possibly be a) a former poster, b) a guy with an agenda, or c) a new guy with some inside scoop, but who often thinks he knows more than he actually does. Either way, you guys, you longtime and respected seniors, know more about the AMP scene than I and I consider your words gold, so I have faith in you and your opinions about our new poster.

N2 had allready been put on my watch list, and I guy I would never consider exchanging info with. I apologize if my post was misconstrued as support for him, as that was not my intention, or if any seniors felt personally offended regarding my post because I was not talking directly to or about any one poster in my criticism of the grammar issue. And just so everyone knows, I did not PM anyone regarding this guy.Hear hear. I too consider the wisdom of senior members to be gold. I try to contribute but can't stand on the same par as the senior members.

Cabbie!

PS drinks will be served promptly at 10PM

Jake Jj 1492
07-08-07, 21:13
Monke,

If the bandages are small and round they have little needles inside. It's a form of acupuncture and as you describe older (in age) this would explain the bandages.

Triple delight sounds like a great day to me!

Happy Hunting

AJThey also have the little round medicated bandaid patches that are for muscle cramps and such.

Quite a diverse trifecta there Monke! Never imagined that you could find a K-cyborg, but it sounds interesting for sure.

Jake Jj 1492
07-09-07, 08:40
There is usually someone hanging out in front of the club. I'm not sure why but that's the case. If you do the 'block walk' like I usually do, you can come down the driveway on the other side of the block, passing the parking garage on your right side and get a look at everything prior to ringing the bell. Spidey sense usually works well but sometimes it's a little off. This just gives a good look around in case we have some LE floating around.

Speaking of LE, I'm wondering (yeah curiosity killed the cat...) are any of the bums hanging out/sleeping in the park across the street from 14th st ULE? There's times that I will have a few road sodas and I'm wondering if they could be detrimental to the hobby?

Just wondering

Cabbie!

Hey Cabbie,

Fancy lads? Oh...that explains why those guys are always there...looking me up and down and making me feel dirty. I'm cringing as I type...

The bums - In my experience, only half of them are real bums anyway...the others are "opportunists" who either play the role of a homeless guy, and/or see an easy mark and hit them up for some cash. Best to try to avoid anyone directly observing you if possible.

HotFootTeddy
07-09-07, 11:10
Went to DT for the first time last week before the holiday (sorry for the dealy in posting) around 5PM and the place was not busy.

B. B. Opened the door. Cute face, thin, enhanced be-Cs, straight black hair. Mediocre table shower, no massage, except for the great one I gave her, no DATY. Got CBJ and then finished in mish. She went to get the hot towel, cleaned me up and told me to get dressed. Was in and out of there in maybe a half hour.

At the beginning, was told I needed another Jack for everything. I stood firm, and maybe that was why I was rushed, but I really doubt it. I would definitely not repeat with her, and will think long and hard about going to this location again. Saw some other hotties as I was walked around the place, but didn't ask names. The place was not busy, didn't hear the bell ring while I was there.

HotFootTeddy
07-09-07, 11:25
I messed up in my report in saying Down Town - should have said Dupont. Also, the B.B. or Bebe I saw didn't have any bandages or any other cyborg adornments, and didn't seem all that old. Maybe this is another example of multiple girls using the same name?

EightTrack65
07-09-07, 15:33
After a couple of drinks at the strip joint on Mst--thought I would go next door for some fun.

Happened to be Lucky that night-lol-thats her name. Very energetic spinner.

body 7
face 8
TS 6
service 7
massage 7
repeat oh yeah

The only prob was she tried to get another jackson, first time in 10 years someone has asked me for more than the norm rate. I simply asked her what did you do so special and left.

Sleazebum
07-09-07, 16:36
Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ



I have been introduced to clique today at work, and I don't like it. I like to walk my own path. It would be nice if you are willing to help. Remember don't let your thoughts and emotions take control of you. You are here to learn about true yourself or essence and not anyone else. I can teach you Tao and Buddhism if you want to learn.

By the way I am asian, and I have been observing the comments made about asian women.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-09-07, 17:40
After my last post, I requested my account be deleted. I guess Mr. Jackson is busy so here I am, yet, once more. (Can I be undeleted?)

I agree with JJ. Philosophical discussions should always mix with some credible intelligence for those who do not wish to read such debate. It’s an effective approach at inclusion.

However, I am in no way discounting the need to be culturally literate. Cultural understanding is as important as the currency one carries in their bill-fold. In some circumstances, it is much more valuable than the almighty dollar, especially outside the scene.

I will begin with a report and end with some sentiments.

Anna: Round 2

Once again, I find myself especially bored at work last week, so I took the metro to Royal. After asking for Anna, I began undressing. Anna arrived and found me in the buff. I flashed a quick smile and she started hugging and kissing me.

Off to the shower we went. All places were cleaned to my satisfaction including the inner-sanctum. While I dried myself, she gave me the mouthwash but I refused.

The session started off with a CBJ then reversed CG. I laid her down on her stomach and I don’t know what the proper acronym is for this position but I got on top and pounded away. I guess you could call it the upside down spoon stack position. With both hands, I raised her up to finish in K9.

After the deed, she gave me a prolonged massage, the hot towel wipe-down, and much conversation. Her massage was soft and nice. Her conversation was sincere and entertaining. She expressed an interest in seeing me when her vacation starts. I thought it was a nice way to end the session.

Editorial

While reading this forum, I am especially impressed with LexLuther. His opinions on the various issues raised are quite insightful, to say the least. So Lex, here’s an attempt at transparency.

- Yes, I am not all American (if there’s such a thing). However, being half Korean has its benefits, especially the in-depth understanding of the cultural and heritage. Koreans, like most Asians, are proud of their traditions and customs. Make some attempt to learn it, much benefits to be had.

- Yes, I did attempt to curtail my identity. However, my efforts had the exact opposite result. It seemed our friend, Kimchi, has unveiled me.

- Yes, some grammatical errors were intentional while others are simply accidental. I scattered various grammatical inconsistencies to deter those who have read my writing from identifying me. I often compose my reports during work hours. In many instances, I do not have time to proof-read them. These writings are not the kind of things that one runs to the editorial staff for review.

- Yes, maybe I came into the forum a little too strong and seemed somewhat arrogant. However, after reading all the postings, one can only do so much to hold back. I admit it, 29 reports in less than three weeks seem excessive. I never really know I could write so much outside of work.

- Yes, I am unhappily married. She travels all over the states and is rarely home. We don't talk to each other when she's on travel (unspoken rule).

- Yes, my wife did tell me to stay away from local places. However, national and international locations are acceptable. Perhaps she fears that I may run into her friends? I never did ask. I’m certain that she already knows of my various local expeditions but see no added value in confronting me. When the time comes, I’ll simply say “Yes, it’s true. And it was G R E A T!” (Format was intentional for emphasis).

- Yes, I prefer the local places. Why? Convenience! It’s an effective stress releaser and makes one hell of a lunch break.

- No, I am not a wolf in sheep clothing. I am a sheep. I am happy to be a sheep. Sheep have more fun.

- No, I do not have a hidden agenda. I simply want to participate in a wholesome activity while exchanging pertinent information with others. My information or lack of it may or may not be useful. That determination falls on you. However, one person’s trash maybe another's treasure. (For our non-English natives: what one person consider rubbish information may be useful to someone else)

- No, I am not an ex-poster. However, I know of the forum’s existence for several years but never really put effort in reading the content until recently when my life took a wrong turn. I decided to come here to connect with those who are in the same situation as I am. So far, I haven’t came across any.

I am surprised to find Kimchi hasty response after I casually alluded to Downtown. I must have hit a big nerve. Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate. However, Kimchi failed to complete his thought process prior to issuing his superior condescension and ultimatum. The ultimatum? Stop posting shit about Downtown or he’ll put a picture of me in the Spas.

I’ve taken all necessary precaution to mask my identity. In fact, if one were to perform a trace on my IP, one will find that I often visit this site from various exotic locations. I may have an office next to yours or we may share the same healthclub. At the end of the day, you don’t know me anymore than I know you.

Kimchi may have valuable insights regarding the former Downtown. However, how does one determine credibility on this board? A 25 post-count is synonymous with credibility? Or is it the unverifiable information one posts that defines credibility?

Gentlemen, lurking police officers, and others, in this hobby and this board, credibility is a phantom fabricated deep within our subconscious to raise our self worth. In the end, every little piece of information we get is often shrewd or misconstrued. There are neither checks nor balances. The closest that we have to accountability is the moral decency that our parents attempted to is instill within us, and from that moral fabric, they hope we don’t steer too much away from the truth. Aside from the Spa name and the provider name, how can you verify the information that anyone writes about?

How do I get my information? I see the ladies, owners, and managers outside the scene. As I have mentioned before, some ladies enjoyed a certain lifestyle and while under many pleasurable influences may divulge information that is neither true nor false. I’ve heard all kinds of stories from high government officials (who appear on TV) visiting these places to guys who wanted to bring their wife along with them. I have even heard of guys bringing pizzas, sex toys, and lingerie into these places and guys who are determined to extort money after a condom breaks. One can only imaging the truthiness (not a misspelling, a new word) among the many fables I have came across.

To the general population, don't try to intimidate these women; you do not know what you are getting yourself into. Some of them are gigantic assholes but try not to draw a universal conclusion from a few bad experiences. Treat them with respect and show some dignity.

Regardless, I find it amusing how the mob mentality has blanketed a portion of this board. How one person jumps at the chance to negate that he has taken my side so that does not loose his credibility within the “in-crowd.”

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

Nonetheless, it is invigorating to see how a slight mishandling of information resulted in threats and level of condemnations you’ve displayed. In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.

N2

Elric
07-09-07, 22:59
I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!


the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

LexLuther

Steamvac
07-09-07, 23:08
Went to DT for the first time last week before the holiday (sorry for the dealy in posting) around 5PM and the place was not busy.Apparently you have not heard the news. There is a general forum boycott of DT in effect on account of 40 minute hours.

What year is this? 2005? :P

Rejected Monke
07-10-07, 07:47
I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?

LexLuther
07-10-07, 07:55
N2,

Well, to begin with, when I used the term plu-perfect, I believe I misspelled it. I think it is actually spelled pluperfect. This term derives from the Latin "plus quam perfectum" and means "more than perfect" (if such a thing is possible). I meant just what I said that in your reply, your grammar, spelling, etc. were quite good. I always knew that no one could write as poorly as you were pretending to do.

I've always been interested in language, how people use it, what they do or attempt to do with it, how they misuse it, and so on. For example when someone from another language background uses English imperfectly, this use (or misuse) usually follows certain "rules". This is as true in terms of pronunciation as it is in terms of grammar. Your butchery of the English language seemed completely random to me, and therefore did not ring true.

Thanks for validating my observations.

I am very sorry that your life has "taken a wrong turn." I have no idea what you may mean by this. It does not matter. Whether your marriage has recently gone south, or if you have run into legal difficulties, I can't say and it is not important for this board to know. But you have my sincere condolences.

I know what it is like to be down on your luck. However I would venture to say that some large percentage of the people who inhabit this board could say the same thing about themselves, if they could admit it. Many people have many different ideas about what this board is for. For me, I think it is a kind of alternate reality. It is a place for people who can't or don't wish (for whatever reasons) to have "normal relationships" with "normal women". Perhaps it is for people who prefer to lead their love lives in discreet, managable, one hour segments with well defined costs.

Or maybe it is just a place where people can let their fantasy run wild. Whatever it is, it is definitely a place where people can talk about things that have some sort of meaning to them and which they can't discuss elsewhere. As such, I think that if it is worth discussing, then it is worthwhile to try to discuss using the best communication skills that one can muster.

Others would disagree, I am sure. One thing I have noticed is that people who seem to have any kind of sexual deviance, also seem to have little ability to express themselves. I can't help thinking that this has some link to other psychological issues such as obsessive compulsive disorder.

In any case, I have to say that you seem to take this board and the people who post here much too seriously. Who really gives a fuck about JJ, or Kimchi, or anyone else for that matter? In the end, they are just expressing an opinion, no matter how poorly and ineptly they may do so.

Thanks to Mr. Jackson, you have as much right as anyone to come here and say whatever you wish as anyone else does (with certain constraints of course). I would urge you to reconsider your request to leave. If your life is in such disorder as you imply, this may be just the sort of therapy you need.

By the way, I understand hanging out with the girls. As I have said many times, these are some of the finest women on the planet. When you get to know them, many are more down to earth, honest, kind, and sweet than any of the other females whom we may get to know during this short, brutal life that we are allotted. I have known many of them and I value having known them as much or more than any other females to whom I am related or whom I have come to know in the course of my life and career.

Yes, they are "professional women" in the worst sense of the term. But they know who and what they are. Many of them do have bad habits such as excessive drinking, gambling, etc. Some of them are even money grubbing sluts. But the thing they possess that puts them head and shoulders above most women in this society is that they know what God put them on earth for and they are good at it.

LexLuther

LexLuther
07-10-07, 08:01
I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther

Dr Bombay
07-10-07, 08:52
"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-10-07, 10:04
I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?When you figure it out, let me know. It has been a little over 3 years and I really don't know who she is.

n2

Big Red50
07-10-07, 10:28
I have been introduced to clique today at work, and I don't like it. I like to walk my own path. It would be nice if you are willing to help. Remember don't let your thoughts and emotions take control of you. You are here to learn about true yourself or essence and not anyone else. I can teach you Tao and Buddhism if you want to learn.

By the way I am asian, and I have been observing the comments made about asian women.


Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ

Are you saying that you don't understand what I am saying? I just want to remind you that you are not in an English class right now.

If you were smart enough to know what I wrote was not in English, then you are smart enough to know to not reply back because I won't understand what you are saying.

If you are smart enough to recognize my grammatical errors, then you are smart enough to understand what I wrote unless you are telling me you are stupid.

What languages do you know besides English? Thought so.

Sleezeball

Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer

Jake Jj 1492
07-10-07, 11:04
What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther

Lex...this is some sort of geek-culture reference. I don't understand it, but know what it is. Search on Wikipedia if you want to delve into the obscure "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"...

NN...thanks for taking the time to express yourself and defend yourself. You have provided some value to the board...and, if you stick around, may provide more.

Jack B Nimble
07-10-07, 14:20
Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage

Nova Guy
07-10-07, 15:01
First time in several years of mongering this has happened.

Just an FYI for you all...

Went to Rio today - closed for "plumbing work". Cruised straight over to eye bar - locked up. Decided the head to Supra (against my better judgement based on recent mongering there). Passed another monger running down steps from the 4th floor. Rang the bell. No answer. Rang again. No answer. Left and went back to work. Passed by DT and remembered the good times. =)

Sleazebum
07-10-07, 16:29
http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//index.shtml

Check it out! Pretty interesting stuff!

JJ



"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.

A John
07-10-07, 19:07
First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.


Happy Hunting
AJ




Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate.

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

mishandling of information

In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.
N2

LexLuther
07-10-07, 20:08
Man I am so fucking glad that I read this forum. Of course I had always thought that I came here for a different set of reasons. That set having to do with the fact that while I have no real relationships and no longer have the desire to have any, I still have the occasional burning need to get my rocks off by paying women to act (if only for a short time) as though they liked me.

But in fact there are other reasons to come here. This forum is actually a place to gain education, valuable education. Education that allows even an old limp dick mofo such as I to keep up with the very latest and most important of cultural phenomena.

Beyond what I have just said, I must admit to being speechless.

LexLuther

Pcpc1688
07-10-07, 23:53
I have read this mess and its too funny. Come Legend, you have to earn respect here. No comes in here asking for intel without giving some first. Everyone pays there dues. Thats how you earn our respect. Give credible intel, share your adventures, and lastly, the fun time that could be had by all based on your adventures.

For example, I went to HWC(and old fav) last month, had my cute little Kgirl Bobo or Bubu, whatever, and fun was had by all. 7/7/7/7 across the board. Nice and clean all over just how I like it. All dishes were served and I left a happy camper. You dont need every detail, but enough to let your brothers know what the deal is.

When you start spending some tuition of these matters, you wont have the buys from Balto come down and flame you. Anyhow, I think you get the drift.

PC out

Big Red50
07-11-07, 00:25
Flaming is low. But I guess it's supposed to boost your ego and credibility as a member here. I understand that you try desperately to seek approval and acceptance from the so called senior members here. I guess being in a clique would give you a sense of belonging and some comfort to your lost soul.

The way you speak doesn't seem like you have a master's. It sounds like you just got out of high school: you sound like a angry nerd who has no social skills. Now your master's doesnt serve you so well, does it? Thought so. Anyway I am not even going to drag myself to your level. I feel dumber after reading your what you just wrote.

Feel free to correct me in a civilized manner if I am wrong

This is the last time I will waste fuel on you Last Legend, it costs too much.

Flaming is low, but somebody has to do it; furthermore it makes my jar headed fat ass feel good. It does not boost my ego or give me credibility. Going to DC RT’s and fucking 3 girls multiple times until sun up with some of the coolest guys on this board does and it comforts my dick not my soul, which has been lost for decades.

I bet you felt dumber when you got up this morning. You are probably a legend in your own mind.

You drew first blood with Sleazebum and let the games begin.
What is that noise? Fried sorry ass newbie.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

Oh yeah the purpose of the board, this is intel Last Legend I banged Natalie Foxx again today and her pussy was sweet as butter. 36DD and a lot of fun $$/hr $.5/hhr. http://www.nataliefoxx.biz/

Just doing my part

Big Red

Dis Joint
07-11-07, 09:25
So last night I decided to take a trip to go get some Chinese food and I stumbled up 1 set of stairs I asked for Lilly, but I was told she was very busy and instead I received a “I Pun“ named Lucky. Lucky is approximately 24 years old and stands about 5’8 and for an identifying mark on the right shoulder (I think) of a small circular scar (like a chicken pox scar) and a red tattoo on the lower back.

Anyways Lucky walks in and I said WOW I really like what I saw 5’8” about 120-130 A-B cups, with a cute little ass. So Lucky asks for house fee and sees the tuition and asks for it. She counts the tuition and says “not enough”, I told her that I didn’t have anymore so she said “Next time you bring more”. She has me undress and walk to the shower and cleans every inch of me including my hair. She follows the shower with a hint of scope and off to the massage.

Good firm massage with a little a.p. on the flip a BBBJ followed by a CBJ. We moved to Cowgirl, Missionary, side Missionary, and finished in K9. Overall I would rate the experience a 8.5-9.

F7
B8
M8
TS9
S 9

Iceholeg
07-11-07, 10:15
Went to the hot spot in the ally and had a flash back. Back in the late 70's I had a SWS in that ally against the wall. Anyway, called up and reserved Pepsi based on intel. She was very cautious at first. Table shower was average, massage was very good and then kept asking me if I had been there before. I hadn't but based on intel I said I had and gave the names of girls from the forum and passed the test. Glad I did on the menu was CBJ, CG, RCG, and doggie. Stats are as follows:

TS: 5
Face: 7
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Yes!!!

I have a feeling that things can only get better the more one drinks their Pepsi.

Gunga Din
07-11-07, 10:46
I'm a fan of video games and love AYB but look at the top of your browser to remind yourself what this forum is about.

This isnt USAAllYourBaseGuide.

Amen to myself on that one.

Usual7799
07-11-07, 12:32
Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massageTook the challenge and I agree 100% with you. I would probably say body 6 and attitude 9.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-11-07, 13:26
First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.

Happy Hunting

AJ

AJ, I concur with your assessment regarding my lack of discretion. One can attribute such errors to inexperience. If it wasn’t for JJ, I would not have edited my original comments. Lesson learned. I submitted many corrections to the Moderator since.

In regards to the Engrish, there exists a subculture of English mis-translation. Some of the butchery is outright hilarious.

If you haven't seen it yet, take a look at this site http://www.engrish.com/. A subculture of English interpretation exists, much like the Ebonic phenomenon a few years back.

Just for kicks, an Ebonic translator can be found at http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp.

NN

Ian Dokkaebi
07-11-07, 16:22
Friends,

It is my great pleasure to announce the death of Napum Namja. I hereby introduce Ian Dokkaebi.

I've always liked the name Ian. Dokkaebi refers to a type of spirit in Korean fairy tales. Although usually frightening, it represents a humorous sprite or goblin with grotesque looks. Although these creatures loved mischief and playing mean tricks on bad people, they also rewarded good people with wealth and blessings.

Best,
Ian

Elric
07-11-07, 17:40
You mad because you have no base.


What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther

Sleazebum
07-11-07, 21:14
Big Red!

Thank you for calling me your friend! It means a lot to me to see that! I mean it!

I really do not need to be defended against stuff like this bum dumped. You may have noticed I did not come back at it. Not worth the trouble of the post. I really do thank you for the effort anyway! Good job!

Maybe this piece of shit will dry up and blow away or, hopefully, come around with a couple reports of its own so it can gain redemption on its own accord.

Whichever way it goes, I am here and proud to be called your friend!

JJ


Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer

Jake Jj 1492
07-11-07, 23:53
Coco - AVOID. Serious upsell. No more detail needed. BTW...Not typical behavior at this place...just ask for somebody else.

Hotnow101
07-12-07, 05:21
Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.

Rejected Monke
07-12-07, 07:44
Does anyone know where Sarah from DT is now a days? Someone said Coco at Supra was her... But she definitely wasn't (at least the one I saw). Just curious.

Jake Jj 1492
07-12-07, 09:23
Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.I doubt that this Coco could ever have been someone's ATF. Tried to charge double the standard rates thinking I didn't know any better, then lied to mamasan when I complained.

Her hygiene - or lack thereof - was enough to be of concern. Clearly didn't wash before session and even tried to recycle the towels. She just got there, but really doubt she will be there long...at some places, she may have been gone the same night after all that. This wasn't new girl ignorance, it was clearly intentional behavoir.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-12-07, 11:32
Coco did give me her number, and I tried to call her regarding the issue you've raised. Unfortunately, she did not pick up. I will try to call her again later today.

Some of you are absolutely correct; the ladies change their names often, depending on where they work. Coco is a very popular name in this business and, from my observations, is used quite a bit.

These ladies are by no means stupid. They are well aware of their "cyber" images. That is, they know what is written about them on this and other sites. Some of them could careless and while others consider it very constructive. Again, the YMMV concept.

Remember all the stories I’ve heard? Well, I even heard of guys bringing printouts with them on their visits. Depending on the person, of course, I see many benefits. However, the language barrier, I imagine, would pose a problem for some hobbyists.

JJ, in regards to your post, this Coco appears to be someone new. Perhaps the old one was let go? The last time I saw her, I documented my visit. However, I can’t get a hold of her for comments.

Attempting to charge double is very unreasonable by our standards, however, it’s very common in the southeast regions. I have been there in the past and the rate, to my surprise, is negotiable. Perhaps this new Coco is accustomed to working in those regions?

Ian

Freshly Snipes
07-12-07, 11:39
Looks like Supra might indeed be heading back to it's golden days; the days that I used to frequent it back between 2001-2003 before it shut down then reopened. The time when business was booming and the girls were pretty.

Had a great service with Susie, Monday. Around 9-ish pm. Had to wait for the TS because, like I said, businesss was booming for some reason that day. The doorbell was ringing off the hinges. At one point I think they stopped opening, or even going to the door probably because the number of girls couldn't accomadate the monger flow. Too hectic in there for a line up, so I took what was available. Snagged Susie. Pretty- 'barely legal look'. Early twenties, A cups, tiny frame, not much hips either but very nice feet. Yeah, I'm a feet/Legs guy. Said she had been there a month. Why is it ANYTIME I ask how long they've been there, it's always a month? Anyhow finally got to the TS where she accomadated me with a soapy HJ. But not to completion. Back at the room got a very 'powerful' massage. A bit rough at times, and she was very strong for her size. But overall. Good. On the flip side she did the body to body massage thing, whispered in my ear that magic question, where I opted for the $80 service; she was a dictionary definition of a spinner, not much to grab onto- like I like 'them, so the service I opted for was a bit more appealling to me.

She worked it from several postions; while I stood and she sat on the bed; with me laying down, to finally with me once again standing and her on the floor on her knees but the geyser would just would not erupt. She teasingly replied that " He doesn't like me? ! ? " but I just assured her I was just a little tied from work. Finally got the job done via a HJ. I tried to convince her, for an additional Jackson, to lick some of that batter off her fingers but she wasn't going for it. Hey, nothing wrong with asking, right? Helped me dress, and out I was in about 45 minutes.

Funny thing I saw when I exited the room was mamasan standing right outside another rooms door, shaking her head in embarassment. Whomever was in there, was having the time of their life because out in the hallway, you could hear them BOTH moaning at the top of their lungs; whomever you are, keep it down next time!

Would not repeat, only because I don't usually go for the spinners but for those that 'like them small', she'll probably be your cup of tea.

Susie.

TS: 8
Face: 8
Body: 4
Massage: 9
Service: 9
Attitude: 8

Mr. Snipes aka G13

Max Beelyun
07-12-07, 12:29
I was informed that my old fave from 14K had changed venues (thanks, dude!). I had an extra hour this morning, so I stopped there and asked for Nana. She was surprised and pleased that I had found her. Everything was awesome, as always. Nice thorough TS. Lots of kissing, which I like. Boob rub down my back. She ended up doing a CBJ what was so great I let her finish me that way. She worked me over for almost 20 minutes before I couldn't hold back any more. Hot towel, followed by nice strong massagi. Obviously I'd go back.

Jack Bones
07-12-07, 20:50
Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reported-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB

Jake Jj 1492
07-12-07, 21:34
Coco did give me her number, and I tried to call her regarding the issue you've raised. Unfortunately, she did not pick up. I will try to call her again later today.

Some of you are absolutely correct; the ladies change their names often, depending on where they work. Coco is a very popular name in this business and, from my observations, is used quite a bit.

These ladies are by no means stupid. They are well aware of their "cyber" images. That is, they know what is written about them on this and other sites. Some of them could careless and while others consider it very constructive. Again, the YMMV concept.

Remember all the stories I’ve heard? Well, I even heard of guys bringing printouts with them on their visits. Depending on the person, of course, I see many benefits. However, the language barrier, I imagine, would pose a problem for some hobbyists.

JJ, in regards to your post, this Coco appears to be someone new. Perhaps the old one was let go? The last time I saw her, I documented my visit. However, I can’t get a hold of her for comments.

Attempting to charge double is very unreasonable by our standards, however, it’s very common in the southeast regions. I have been there in the past and the rate, to my surprise, is negotiable. Perhaps this new Coco is accustomed to working in those regions?

Ian

No language barrier, and I made no attempt at negotiations...as I don't negotiate. I pay the standard fee and, if they are extra nice, I may tip them a bit...but nothing excessive. I really doubt that this girl has been in the area for long as she would not get away with this practice around here...so my vote is that it's a brand new Coco to this area. It's definitely not the one from Supra.

I'm not a difficult guy to get along with, and, if she hadn't lied to my and mamasan's faces, I would have let it go. This was the one exception to great times at "Ft. Knox" as the rest almost outshine their namesake...more like platinum. I have no problem with the spa...only trying to warn you guys about this girl.

Macphisto
07-12-07, 21:38
Decided the head to Supra (against my better judgement based on recent mongering there). Passed another monger running down steps from the 4th floor. Rang the bell. No answer. Rang again. No answer. No answer for me either the other day at Supra.

Went to green and got a provider in her 30s. Visited royal a few weeks ago, and also got a provider in her 30s. Not a good trend.

Tcmichigan
07-13-07, 07:45
Just moved to DC and was reading through threads. Can someone help with full names for "green", "Supra", "DT", etc? Also what does TS stand for. When here once on business, went to a parlor near Thomas circle I believe where the lasdies really paid attention to "cleaning" your arse, any thoughts as to which place this may have been? Thanks for your help and I will post my reviews!

VanDriver
07-13-07, 18:58
Just moved to DC and was reading through threads. Can someone help with full names for "green", "Supra", "DT", etc? Also what does TS stand for. When here once on business, went to a parlor near Thomas circle I believe where the lasdies really paid attention to "cleaning" your arse, any thoughts as to which place this may have been? Thanks for your help and I will post my reviews!

TC:

DT stands for Deep Throat. Green is the color of envy. Supra was a nice sportscar from Toyota available in turbo and non-turbo. TS means transexual.

As for intel, why don't you RTFF then post intel as your first addition to this forum.

Scroll down a few posts to Mr. Bones' post and learn how to do so as a first-time poster.

Van

Lennox
07-13-07, 20:27
No answer for me either the other day at Supra.

Went to green and got a provider in her 30s. Visited royal a few weeks ago, and also got a provider in her 30s. Not a good trend.Not keeping up with the scene the last year I checked out a few places, one near MCI Center. CLOSED, no buzzer even. Checked out another near DT, had a sign that said CLOSED on it, went to see the Toyota Supra and it was LATE 30S with lot of FAT on it. I turned down 2 providers. Looks like we have real crappy situation here these days. I hate this feminist style USA where no man is allowed to have any fun and basic human behavior is persecuted.

Tipster2
07-13-07, 21:55
I stopped there and asked for Nana.... Everything was awesome, as always. Nice thorough TS. Lots of kissing, which I like. Boob rub down my back. She ended up doing a CBJ what was so great I let her finish me that way. She worked me over for almost 20 minutes before I couldn't hold back any more. Hot towel, followed by nice strong massagi. Obviously I'd go back.WoW!!! Saw Nana at noon today and she blew me away. AR felt as if she combined it with a vibrator but I checked afterwards and found none and she denied using anything but her tongue. Kisses up my arm were nothing short of electric. BBBJ brought me to the edge, followed by CBJ and CG. I left feeling I was the luckiest guy in the world. In decades as a hobbyist, this was truly my first GFE-- it was off the charts. Treat her kindly and perhaps she will stay in town a while. 9s across the board do an injustice, but here it is for the record:

TS 7, fun but lacking creativity and spontaneity
Face 8, tender, broad, the type one can fall in love with
Body 8, but not much tone
Massage 10+
Service 10+
Attitude 10+

(from a Tipster who lost his password and generated a new account rather than revive the old one).

Freshly Snipes
07-13-07, 22:18
Anybody been to H&H as of late? Last time a past the building (on the way to work) the placed looked closed. Never really liked the location myself, and have never had a brag worthy session there, so don't wanna waste my time unless I hear some good news.

Money's kinda tight right now, so i can't take one for the team on this one.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Big Red50
07-13-07, 22:40
Been lurking & doing my homework for a while now. Came to this forum about six months ago, returning to the hobby from a five-year leave-of-absence. Many thanks to all you hard-working mongerers for all the good reads & intel!

Today the green door called me. Mid-afternoon – they weren’t busy. Mamasan took me in & asked me to wait. A few minutes later Misha came in. Mid-twenties, natural looks. Very friendly – decent English. Nice TS – got everything clean, then back to the room for a great massage. It was really great, if you like that sort of thing - she was cracking bones I didn’t know I had! Once I was good & loose, she started CBJ, and then moved on to CG. After a while, she requested doggie, then mish. Hot towel clean-up, followed by a little more massagi.

I realize my choice of spa wasn’t too creative, so I’m glad I can provide the group with some intel on an as-yet not-reported-on girl. I hope my contribution helps out!

TS 8
Face 8
Body 8
Massage 9
Service 9
Attitude 9

JB

Hello Jack Bones

Nice report and welcome to the board. I agree with Van Driver, show them how it is done.

Enjoy all of the pussy you can eat;)

Big Red

Chaz
07-14-07, 00:04
I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a report from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.

Big Dawg1087
07-14-07, 00:46
Sorry for the lateness of the report. Recently went to the "palace" at around 8-9pm on Monday and was met by this BeAUTIFUL girl "Anna". Had to be a perfectly modified C-cup and around 5'9"-5'10" in height. Very good looking.

Table shower was pretty standard, with lots of attention paid to the rear but nothing serious. Back in the room, VEry good at massaging. When we started, we did cbj, daty, mish, k9, hj to cg. Wasn't anything special since she initially refused to do CG AND during the hj, made me do it myself for a little b4 the cg. Noticed the raincoat was a little red on the outside which kinda grossed me out since i already had daty.

Overall, a medium experience.

Face - 9
Body - 10
TS - 7
Massage - 8.5
Service - 7
Attitude - 6
Overall - 7
Repeat? Probably not but who knows....she was HOT ;)

Benchseats Rock
07-14-07, 03:09
Noticed the raincoat was a little red on the outside which kinda grossed me out since i already had daty.

Very nicely done, keep it up.

Oh, and by the way, these are for you.

Wear them with pride.



Benchseats Rock

Freshly Snipes
07-14-07, 08:22
I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a report from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.Sounds pretty accurate to me. Like i reported in March, Sun was raided right when i was in BK. They looked like they had snagged a handful of Mongers and girls, as they were loading them all in the paddy wagon right before my eyes. Only looked like a few girls, from what i could see just by pacing the block. Around that time frame several AMP's in the area were operating with the bare minimum of girls, and this may explain why Supra hasn't provided a line up (to me anyway) as of late or haven't opened the door for some on certain days, as they fill up so fast from the mere number of Monger:Girl ratio.



Mr.Snipes aka G13

Kimchi
07-14-07, 10:56
The Intel that Chaz received from his visit is good. I was talking to a couple of owners(current and currently retired), and they told me they are worried as too much publicity over a certain individual and the fact that a 1 uear aniversary is coming up next month. They are trying to get only girls with green cards or natural born to work. Don't be surprised if you see some younger (and older) girls from NY or LA who speak english better then some of us. This happened 3 years ago when they had hit all the places hard (election year crack down). They are scared (but get scared over simple things) and want to keep a low profile. Just be careful and listen to what they tell you or you over hear. Enjoy the hobby but also be safe.

Rejected Monke
07-14-07, 11:25
The Intel that Chaz received from his visit is good. I was talking to a couple of owners(current and currently retired), and they told me they are worried as too much publicity over a certain individual and the fact that a 1 uear aniversary is coming up next month. They are trying to get only girls with green cards or natural born to work. Don't be surprised if you see some younger (and older) girls from NY or LA who speak english better then some of us. This happened 3 years ago when they had hit all the places hard (election year crack down). They are scared (but get scared over simple things) and want to keep a low profile. Just be careful and listen to what they tell you or you over hear. Enjoy the hobby but also be safe.

Dammit, looks like it's time to stay away from AMPs again.

Hotnow101
07-14-07, 11:36
I ran across something really interesting. It maybe old news to some but its been reported latino parlors accept clients only if they are latino. These are located in Arlington. There are a few in Montgomery county that are Chinese only. WTF is that all about? I just feel as a business owner if the word gets out you won't accept clients that are white or even black it won't belong until others get pissed off once the word gets out, which it now has. They claim the latinos run their business out of apartments and its considerably less. Something like. 3 for 15 minutes. I assume its very low for the hour. I am not complaining everyone should be able to choose how they want to run their business. LOL, its not like you can sue them in federal court for this. But I wonder if they realized how much money they are missing out on. Did any of you guys know about this? I don't know how true this is but Here is a link to the article.

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html

Vargr
07-14-07, 12:15
Dammit, looks like it's time to stay away from AMPs again.I'm not sure I'd ever patronize any type of provider in the DC area no matter who was in office.

Seven Eleven
07-14-07, 13:35
I ran across something really interesting. It maybe old news to some but its been reported latino parlors accept clients only if they are latino. These are located in Arlington. There are a few in Montgomery county that are Chinese only. WTF is that all about? I just feel as a business owner if the word gets out you won't accept clients that are white or even black it won't belong until others get pissed off once the word gets out, which it now has. They claim the latinos run their business out of apartments and its considerably less. Something like. 3 for 15 minutes. I assume its very low for the hour. I am not complaining everyone should be able to choose how they want to run their business. LOL, its not like you can sue them in federal court for this. But I wonder if they realized how much money they are missing out on. Did any of you guys know about this? I don't know how true this is but Here is a link to the article.

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.htmlDid you not read the article? It says that it's hard to bust the Latino-only and Chinese-only places. That's why they only accept Latinos or Chinese. Also, that article is from 2005.

Loop Vet
07-14-07, 19:47
I ran across something really interesting...... Here is a link to the article.

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html




...Street prostitution is now concentrated in several spots in downtown DC. The most famous is "the loop" between K and L and 13th and 14th streets....

Pretty obvious they used this site for research. SW's and pimps call it "the track", we are the ones who call it "the loop".

edit: Not that that's (^) groundbreaking or anything, USASG is probably the number one resource for any city's sex scene.

LexLuther
07-14-07, 20:18
Hotnow101,

I have seen places in both Atlanta, GA and Honolulu, HI (Korean run places) which accept only Koreans. In a way, I can understand it. If I were Korean I would not wish to patronize a place patronized by our lot. As far as I know these places are strictly legit. But it does not matter. If the Latinos wish to have a place for Latinos only, more power to them.

Just so you can verify, the place in Atlanta is called Su Jung Health Sauna and is on Buford Highway. The one in Honolulu is called Loess Spa. It's at the corner of Waiakamilo Rd. and Mookaula. As I say, I believe they are strictly legit and my guess about the Latino one in MoCo is most likely not. But I don't see where it makes much difference.

For what it's worth I've been told by a number of AMP workers and mamasans that they won't serve black customers unless they know them. I think it would be kind of hard to bring suit though for obvious reasons.

LexLuther

Trav
07-15-07, 00:20
Check this out. Reflects my own experiences 100% ;

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/10/AR2007071001622.html

HotFootTeddy
07-15-07, 20:01
Found myself in the Shaw area today and stopped to check out RIO. Had a handwritten sign on the door that read "We are closed for business". No other info on the door. Unfortunately, I ran out of time and didn't get a chance to head anywhere else.

Dick North
07-15-07, 21:45
Pretty obvious they used this site for research. SW's and pimps call it "the track", we are the ones who call it "the loop".

edit: Not that that's (^) groundbreaking or anything, USASG is probably the number one resource for any city's sex scene.
Loop Vet,

It's been awhile since my last visit to DC. I happened to read your post today, just after I posted some info about sw's in AZ. Your post was a 'wake-up' call, so I went back to my forum and deleted my post because it was fresh info that LE maybe was not aware of.

I think now that I will just send that info to trusted friends on the forum.

Hope all is well with you.

Ps: Anyone heard from LoveLOS?

DN

Loop Vet
07-15-07, 23:06
Richard, hey bud. :) I wasnt trying to imply that we were being too open, but if your situation requires tight lips, I'm glad my post was able to help. I too wouldnt want to draw attention to uncharted by LE waters.

Havent heard from LL in a while. Spoke to him earlier in the spring, and exchanged a couple brief PM's early last month, but not much contact. You know LL, he's a binge monger. He goes absolutely insane for a little while and then falls off the face of the earth for a spell. He did it to us last summer I remember. I hope we see him rear his ugly head soon. ;) If not, I just might have to see what I can do to entice him...

I am doing just fine, thank you. Hope you are too, and hope you make it out this way again before too long.

Smokey2009
07-16-07, 10:38
I ran across something really interesting. It maybe old news to some but its been reported latino parlors accept clients only if they are latino. These are located in Arlington. There are a few in Montgomery county that are Chinese only. WTF is that all about? I just feel as a business owner if the word gets out you won't accept clients that are white or even black it won't belong until others get pissed off once the word gets out, which it now has. They claim the latinos run their business out of apartments and its considerably less. Something like. 3 for 15 minutes. I assume its very low for the hour. I am not complaining everyone should be able to choose how they want to run their business. LOL, its not like you can sue them in federal court for this. But I wonder if they realized how much money they are missing out on. Did any of you guys know about this? I don't know how true this is but Here is a link to the article.

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html

Its not discrimination. These locations try to keep their business secretive because they dont want to run the risk of gettin caught. Unlike AMPs and Escorts, these locations market through word-of-mouth. Aside from that many latinos, including myself although I am half/half, sometimes dont have the $$$ necessary for a full out AMP or escort service. So they drive down costs at these locations and although cheaper they make up the loss with the volume of customers.

But to re-inforce what ive said, if you arent a known customer or latino GOOD LUCK finding one of these spots. They use to be VERY popular in the silver spring area and now all of them have gone completely underground. U have to know friends of peoples of those people and their peoples to find one.YES ITS THAT HARD TO FIND THEM NOW!

Dont forget, most of these locations would also run into immigration issues if ever caught but i honestly think that, that is the last thing they are thinkin of.

MrSargent
07-16-07, 15:25
Visited Sakura/SKO whatever it's being called now last Tuesday at around 3:00pm or so. Pretty vacant during that time. Saw Apple. She definitely wasn't the best looking apple in the bunch, but her attitude was great. The TS was outstanding I must admit. I've participated in a great many TSs and I have to admit, she's up there in that department. The actual massage was pretty poor, but like I said, her attitude made up for a lot and she was very accomodating. Standard house rate. She asked for $1 up fron, but I only gave her $.40 for a bbbj. All in all, I'd give it about a 6. Would've have liked a better selection though.

Gunga Din
07-16-07, 17:31
The funny part of all of this is that Chaz, under severe pressure of an LE raid, decided that he'll just get a quick HJ. Lol. Reminds me of the movie Deuce Bigalow where Deuce, under a sever time crunch to restore the apartment he was living in after a disaster, asks the girl at the pet store for some fish at the bottom of the tank in order to have her bend over into the fish tank.


I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a report from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.

CabDriver52
07-16-07, 18:02
This afternoon I was dreaming of visiting the tavern on the green. Nice place. Friendly folks and a good time.

I rolled in the door about 11AM and was shown the side room for some relaxation. I was there for a while and met a nice lady named Suzie (sp? ).

She seemed to take a liking to me and we enjoyed a laugh or two.

Well she suggested a bath and I said 'sure'. Off to the bath, where attention was paid to all the right areas. Post bath, sauna. Nice to sweat it all out.

Back to the side room. Suzie had tiny feet and they felt good on my back. I was really tense and she massaged my neck too. I flipped a coin and found a little kitty that needed some attention. Next there was a visit from a missionary and a little later we took Suzie's dog for a walk. After that, we sat and talked a little, laughed a little more and then I left to head back to work. Work work work. It never ends.

Nice to dream a little in the middle of the day to lighten the mood.

Face - 8
Body - 10
TS - 8
Massage - 8
Service - 8
Attitude - 8
Overall - 8
Repeat? Definitely...sometime soon!

Cabbie!

PS This is not the same Suzie I met from other spas. She stated she was new and this was her second week. I'll take her on her word.

DCrez
07-16-07, 23:21
Or has everything gone backchannel do to slimy fucking pig presence on the board? Damn, it's a shame to see a dildo from the WPost reporting on Happiness. No wonder the scene appears to be dead to mine eyes.

Two things from this long time member but only occasional poster:

1)Hit up GHS last week about 2:00am. Drew May. Probably close to 40, excellent english, very enthusiastic. All standard service, plus a crazy unexpected prostate massage that was EXCELLENT. Like so often the case, May is short on looks, but with a really great attitude and ready for all the ass action a monger could desire.

2)Unfortunately for me, my mission has always been to find and nail the HOTTEST kgirls available. Not have a fun time with a woman older than me that I wouldnt pick up in a bar no matter how nice she was. So...if anyone can tell this old monger specifics on a tan, racked, pretty kgirl somewhere in DC- i would greatly appreciate it. Even by you a beer!

Thanks

Corsair88
07-16-07, 23:50
Funny, I went to the same fish hole that cabbie was fishing in only at a later time. I also got suzie. Door number 1. She is what cabbie described only she told me she's been here for a month now. She said she came from L. A. I find her face not so great and her body a bit skinny. She was also inquiring about the neighbors and if I saw a lot of people outside (I played dumb about this) I told her there's a few poeple milling around and she started telling me what kind of a bar it is.

Her attitude was great. A lot of horsing around before, during and after. The massage was great, so was the shower. Main event was great, started with CBJ, missionary, dog walking, and finished with CG. I thought she was tight. Hot towel to finish and she offered me a drink (water or soda) after but I settled for a gum. She was really nice and funny but unfortunately, I'm like DCrez.

Face - 7
Body - 7
TS - 7
Massage - 8
Service - 8
Attitude - 8
Overall - 7.5
Repeat? not for me.

MrSargent
07-17-07, 11:15
Or has everything gone backchannel do to slimy fucking pig presence on the board? Damn, it's a shame to see a dildo from the WPost reporting on Happiness. No wonder the scene appears to be dead to mine eyes.

Two things from this long time member but only occasional poster:

1)Hit up GHS last week about 2:00am. Drew May. Probably close to 40, excellent english, very enthusiastic. All standard service, plus a crazy unexpected prostate massage that was EXCELLENT. Like so often the case, May is short on looks, but with a really great attitude and ready for all the ass action a monger could desire.

2)Unfortunately for me, my mission has always been to find and nail the HOTTEST kgirls available. Not have a fun time with a woman older than me that I wouldnt pick up in a bar no matter how nice she was. So...if anyone can tell this old monger specifics on a tan, racked, pretty kgirl somewhere in DC- i would greatly appreciate it. Even by you a beer!

ThanksYeah, good luck on that one. I'd like to know also.

MrSargent
07-17-07, 15:24
I guess this place is the carriage house (whatever the place is on green ct). So anyway, I finally found the place. It's really hidden. Took me literally about an hour to find it. So anyway, I get there and ask for someone small and thin. I end up seeing May. I have to admit, she wasn't really what I was looking for, but she was nice nonetheless. The TS was great and extremely thorough (in a good way). Went back, light massage (could've been better and longer, but I guess with the recent LE, sessions are shorter) followed by CBJ. We then went on to see the missionaries followed by some dog walking and that was about it for me. Had the usual hot towel. Over all, I'd give it about a 7. May was fairly tight and the session was fun.

Face - 6
Body - 6
TS - 8
Massage - 4
Service - 8
Attitude - 8
Overall - 7
Repeat? Maybe if they have someone a bit smaller. But May is nice.

Big Red50
07-18-07, 03:13
Big Red and Sleezebum

I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.
Put me out of my hobby, hell my exwife could not stop me! I guess I get the hex now. I say no I do not believe any mortal can stop my mongering, please don't put the whammy on Sleazebum unless he personally asks for it also. Hell if I was nice I would still be married.

WTF where do these guys come from?

A bewildered Big Red

Sleazebum
07-18-07, 06:27
I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.


Damn, Son! What is your problem anyway?

Actually, do not answer that because I really do not care and I have no time for such as you. I will not respond to you again so do not waste your time or my bandwidth with any more of your silliness!

How do you think you can put me out of the hobby? WAIT! Again, do not answer that, I refuse to give you any kind of power over me after I post this last message to you.

Prepare to be completely ignored, at least by me.

Now go away and find someone to bother who will pay attention to you.


JJ

Rejected Monke
07-18-07, 07:54
I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.

I don't know who you are or what kind of awesome powers you possess, but can you spare Sleazebum? He's a really nice guy (at least on the Internet) and usually I see him telling people to take flames to PM. Whatever the spat is about, Sleazebum's not really one you should go after. Look at his posting history. When does he ever take the initiative to flame or personally attack anyone? So I request that Sleazebum be spared. It seems like you are seeking civilized responses, and I think Sleazebum is the master of those!

Sarang Haeyo
07-18-07, 08:04
I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.
you dumb fuck!!!

Put these guys out of their hobby??? Are you fucking insane??? I'm MARRIED to an AMP girl and I STILL go to R&T joints.

The only thing that can stop guys like us from doing this shit is DEATH!!!

Nice try fuckface.

I thought I could restrain myself from commenting here again but this is ridiculous.

Jericho
07-18-07, 10:05
Not keeping up with the scene the last year I checked out a few places, one near MCI Center. CLOSED, no buzzer even. Checked out another near DT, had a sign that said CLOSED on it, went to see the Toyota Supra and it was LATE 30S with lot of FAT on it. I turned down 2 providers. Looks like we have real crappy situation here these days. I hate this feminist style USA where no man is allowed to have any fun and basic human behavior is persecuted.I had a similar experience at Toyota Supra. A bizarre contrast to the dreams I used to have about that location. I have to think that better days are coming.

Ol Pops
07-18-07, 10:45
First post and new to this site, though a few of you seem to remind me of posters back at a long-gone MSN hobbyist group that had a parallel Yahell group (the one with the perpetual love affair with Ms. Moore).

Anyway, been outta the loop for a while but did hear from the folks in Laurel that 5-0 paid a visit to Lily's Spa last week and presented two or three young ladies with bracelets and a ride.

Not saying who the source was, but it was a concerned neighbor...

Stay safe compadres.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-18-07, 14:45
Thai Cuisine

After a business meeting around Royal the other day, I decided to take a detour to sample some Thai cuisine. What a mistake that was. I should have stuck to my usual taste.

When I arrived at my destination, the place was not busy. Introductions were made to my new friend, of whom I never asked the name. She was a little too old for my taste; possibly over 40, enhanced C’s with huge nipples. Although two other ladies were available, they were similar in caliber, so I did not request for a replacement.

The TS was nothing spectacular. Multiple positions were had. However, the massage was great. She had really strong hands and worked my body well. Her English is spectacular.

Points

Kimchi is quite right. The quality of providers in our area is diminishing or has already diminished. Nonetheless, with the Visa Waiver Program, hopefully, the quality will come back up. (Poor attempt at humor for those who might understand it)

However, I do have some good news. A friend may have located the former Downtown Michelle. She may be in DC. He saw her while leaving a popular location. For those who might remember, she had a number of tattoos on her back. Great scenery when one walks the dog. I invite you to PM me for additional information.

Incidentally, I never could get in touch with Coco. However, I spoke with one of her friends, and she confirms that Coco is on vacation. Therefore, whoever is claiming to be Coco at Supra is an imposter.

Last Legend Drama

Lastly, some words for our friend, Last Legend.

In case you don’t know how to use this forum, let me give you some instructions. At the bottom right hand corner of this page, you will see a set of numbers ranging from 1 to 10. Click on one of the numbers, read the content, and I’m almost certain you will find what you are looking for.

If after reading the content, you still don’t know, then use the search function located at the top right hand corner. However, if your English comprehension prevents you from getting the knowledge you seek, then I would recommend you work on that first.

You are right in that the people on this board reserve the rights not to provide you with information. But before you ask them to be nice, take a close look at yourself first. How nice have you been?

I have yet seen you provide a phrase worth of intelligence to this board. You have only requested information (the type of information that can be easily located, if you put some efforts into it). That’s not very nice. Is it not? One could also say that it is selfish.

Buddha says "The greatest achievement is selflessness." Think about that before you attempt to teach us Buddhism and Taoism.

The members of this board have invested considerable amount of time and money in obtaining their knowledge. What you are asking them to do is to share their knowledge with you. That means, you ask, not demand. Without contributing information, you are demanding. Again, not very nice.

Finally, don’t make threats; especially absurd ones. Threats will not get you the information you need.

If you have time this week, I want to you go to Rio Spa, have a good time, and come back with a detailed report. They are located at

1936 9th Street, NW
Washington, DC

Their phone number is (202) 518-7690, and they are open from 10am to 3am. When you give a little, you could get a whole lot back.

Ian

Junky11
07-18-07, 15:44
I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.

I sincerely hope you're not planning on causing trouble for the AMPs. There is a great deal you don't know "MR 7 posts".

Bubb an Banks
07-18-07, 15:49
Why don't people have him on their Ignore Lists already?


I feel like I can put you two out of your hobby. The question is do you believe that. All you have to say is yes or no.

If people ask you for information, you dont have to give it to them. But doesn't mean you can't be nice.

Geyserman
07-18-07, 23:04
First post and new to this site, though a few of you seem to remind me of posters back at a long-gone MSN hobbyist group that had a parallel Yahell group (the one with the perpetual love affair with Ms. Moore).

Anyway, been outta the loop for a while but did hear from the folks in Laurel that 5-0 paid a visit to Lily's Spa last week and presented two or three young ladies with bracelets and a ride.

Not saying who the source was, but it was a concerned neighbor...

Stay safe compadres.It was only one girl who was given a free ride, but Lily's will be closed for three months.

My fav GFE Summer/Sunny is now working at Hana Spa in Ellicot city.

Freshly Snipes
07-19-07, 08:54
Saw this on Fox5 this morning:


Former Dumfries Mayor Connected to Brothel
Last Edited: Wednesday, 18 Jul 2007, 11:03 PM EDT
Created: Wednesday, 18 Jul 2007, 10:02 PM EDT
Prince William County Police have arrested seventy-two year old Melvin Bray, the former Mayor of Dumfries, Va. and one time lieutenant with the sheriff's department, for ties to an alleged brothel in Mannassas, Va.

Prince William County Police have arrested nine people they say are connected to an alleged brothel in Mannassas, Va.

Among those arrested was seventy-two year old Melvin Bray, the former Mayor of Dumfries, Va. and one time lieutenant with the sheriff's department.

At Bray's home in Dumfries, a woman who identified herself as his wife spoke to us and claims the allegations are false.

"He came up the hard way," she said from behind her door. "They're not going to bring him down."

Neighbors of the business say they often noticed high-end clients who would park in the back.

Investigators say after they received a tip, the suspected operation was placed under surveillance for several months.I'm not sure what they mean by him having 'ties to the brothel'. Never been there so have no idea if it's an AMP or not. Probably not. Name of the place was 'Yorkshire Sports Therapy'.


Mr.Snipes aka G13

Jack Bones
07-19-07, 14:18
Back to the green yesterday afternoon for another round. Introduced to Sue (not sure if this is Suzie referenced by Cabbie & Corsair the other day or not). Sue's a nice girl, playful, fair english, tight little body. My guess is that she's in her early/mid thirties.

Had a nice TS. She was extremely thorough. A little AR. Dried me off & then back to the room. She gave me a good massage; really worked everything. Main event was great. CBJ, Mish, CG & something I don't have a name for yet. (I'll have to get back to you! )

Finished with a little more rub, cuddle, clean-up & drink of water.

TS 7
Face 7
Body 8
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Green's clean & the navigating is easy. That said, I still want to spread my wings a little. Any advice on another nice place would be appreciated. I'll keep hunting!

JB

Big Dawg1087
07-19-07, 14:37
Yesterday I went to Supra around 6-7pm. It wasn't busy and the person who opened the door seemed like one of the providers. Not very "attractive" but not "ugly" either. Just very average. Had natural B/C's.

TS was just average lasted very short compared to other TS I've had at other places. Back in the room, probably the best massage I've ever had. Also some very light AR followed by boob/breast dragging (not sure what to call this) on my back.

The actual "event" was not that good. She was definitely not into it and just dead in general. For some reason, everyone seems to be bleeding down low. Happened at Royal last time and it happened again this time.

Face: 6
Body: 7
TS: 8
M: 10
FS: 5
Repeat: No

All in all, a new experience but I'd prefer someone younger and more into it. She seemed to be in her mid 30's and like I said earlier, not into it at all.

Drew Park
07-19-07, 18:24
I'm not sure what they mean by him having 'ties to the brothel'. Never been there so have no idea if it's an AMP or not. Probably not. Name of the place was 'Yorkshire Sports Therapy'.

Yes, it was an AMP. Curiously it was owned by this former mayor/sheriff fellow but manned and operated by Koreans.

Kinda makes me wonder who you need to talk to to get an AMP franchise!

EightTrack65
07-19-07, 19:03
I'm hanging out in ozios with the fellows and decided to take a breather and go next door to see my ladies. This time my friend was already leaving --told us he was going to the bathroom--lol.

Meet this chic Bebe nice fake rack which a suckled so long, anyway a tits a tit to me. Nice table shower and massage. She was a little rushy in trying to get me to go for broke--anyway I had to get back to the club before this chic I was dealing with found another sucker.

Very average in all areas

ps Make sure you watch your belonging in this place--something went missing and I was kinda pissed about.

8Track

A John
07-19-07, 19:04
Come on you two this does not belong in the DC forum.

Let's get our perspective right and get back over to Virginia :)



Yes, it was an AMP. Curiously it was owned by this former mayor/sheriff fellow but manned and operated by Koreans.

Kinda makes me wonder who you need to talk to to get an AMP franchise!





Saw this on Fox5 this morning:

I'm not sure what they mean by him having 'ties to the brothel'. Never been there so have no idea if it's an AMP or not. Probably not. Name of the place was 'Yorkshire Sports Therapy'.


Mr.Snipes aka G13

Max Beelyun
07-19-07, 23:43
Went by 14K today, decided to let mamasan pick for me. "I get you nice girl!" she says. I met Tina. Pretty face, but not stunning. Nice top, really skinny everywhere else.

She seemed kind of distracted. I think those guys are a little nervous because she asked me a few times if I'd ever been there, who I had seen, etc. etc. Got a very thorough TS. Longest I've had. She has strong hands.

Too bad the massage was rather disappointing -- through a couple of towels, and very short. She then asked what I wanted and I decided to see what the hands could do. She asked for payment up front, so I gave .6. She says "more". I looked at her and said, fine, take your clothes off. She said sure, for even more. Harumph. Decided to stick with the basic treatment. To my surprise, she took her top off and then started with a very enthusiastic CBJ. After a while, she took off the cover and finished me up manually. Very nice, actually. I may go back, not sure.

Macphisto
07-20-07, 00:44
Between my last two visits and a few more reported here, it's the worst provider selection I've seen in 10 years of visiting DC AMPs. Mid-late 30s seems to be the norm now. It's not worth the time and money for me at the moment - hopefully it'll get better after the "1 year anniversary".

Freshly Snipes
07-20-07, 09:02
Come on you two this does not belong in the DC forum.

Let's get our perspective right and get back over to Virginia :) Only reason i posted it here was that i'm thinking we might be on the verge of having a 'ripple effect'- from Va on down to DC. :)

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Freshly Snipes
07-20-07, 09:09
I'm hanging out in ozios with the fellows and decided to take a breather and go next door to see my ladies. This time my friend was already leaving --told us he was going to the bathroom--lol.

Meet this chic Bebe nice fake rack which a suckled so long, anyway a tits a tit to me. Nice table shower and massage. She was a little rushy in trying to get me to go for broke--anyway I had to get back to the club before this chic I was dealing with found another sucker.

Very average in all areas

ps Make sure you watch your belonging in this place--something went missing and I was kinda pissed about.

8TrackWhen you say next door, are you talking about the spot on M st, a few doors down from Ozio's? Or 1333 aka Supra? Because i've never managed to get anything higher than a '4', in the looks ratings, from the girls on M st. This is truly an anomolly if it is indeed the M street spa.

Mr. Snipes aka G13

Ian Dokkaebi
07-20-07, 10:27
While I’m not surprise to see that many of you are interested in knowing the where Michelle is, I am clueless on how I should respond to a particular request.

Several hours after my post regarding Michelle, I received a message from Stud1. Since registering with this forum in 05-29-04, Stud1 has yet contributed a single report. Yes, that right, zip, zero, nada!

The first option is to ignore this person. However, I fear that by ignoring him or her, I will transform myself from a peaceful observer into an indifferent enabler. I hate being an enabler; the guilt is too much to bear!

Second option is to turn on the flame, full-blast at this person. Despite temporary satisfaction, long term benefits, as I would imagine, are minimal. So, I began pondering the problem and formulated a unique perspective, many of us have not taking into account.

I was perplexed at first, but after some thoughts, I have a suspicion that this person might be the Michelle herself. As I recalled, her English is quite good, and she did mention that likes to do online shopping.

Also, considering how the question was phrased, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this is her.

After all, the notion is not entirely impossible, but these are pure speculations, nonetheless. Feel free to ignore.


Hello Ian,

Please let me know the location of Michelle, I miss her ALOT!

Thank you.

Studman

Ian Dokkaebi
07-20-07, 16:09
With all the talks recently about the Carriage House, I had to take time out of lunch break today to see it for myself. Although I did research before I left the office, it was very difficult to locate. I would recommend you spending some time preparing before you go. The street name is not marked and the entrance, rather alley, can be easily missed.

I arrived at red door about noon. The Mamsan welcomed me to a clean, brightly lighted room. A brief moment later, Nari entered. She’s a little older than what I’d like, but she has a terrific young body (not too skinny and not too fat). She has natural B’s (very nice and firm) with very small nipples, nice smooth skin, and a cute butt. Her English is okay.

TS was terrific. She did a little bit of massage while applying the soap. The shower room there was rather small. The surface area of the shower table I would say is smaller than a twin size bed. However, the table had a beach toy on top that made it very soft.

Back in the room, she began with a back massage from head to toe, followed by the nipple dance and finger tickling. On the flip, she kissed almost every inch of my body. Prolonged CBJ and balls play were performed. Her CBJ technique was rather good combined with a little deep throat. I almost lost it!

The main event consisted of CG, reverse CG, and K9. I have to admit, her kitty is very tight and small. I had to stop her numerous times and change position. While walking the dog, I think I have penetrated much more and usual.

Hot towel clean up followed by a frontal massage from head to toe. While I was there, I heard the bell once.

Lately, most of my usual places have disappointed me. The caliber of employees has diminished so great that I vowed not to return until I hear better news. However, this place is definitely a keeper. Pepsi has since departed but Suzie is still there. I did not ask how many ladies were available.

Ian

DCrez
07-20-07, 16:43
Between my last two visits and a few more reported here, it's the worst provider selection I've seen in 10 years of visiting DC AMPs. Mid-late 30s seems to be the norm now. It's not worth the time and money for me at the moment - hopefully it'll get better after the "1 year anniversary".

My guess is that for years DC was known as one of the best stops on the AMP circuit, because we were. That's why the AMPs were crawling with gorgeous korean girls, and anyone you got over 30 was like the famous Linda- still hot, and a mindblowing fuck that left you weak kneed everytime.

After the big busts, surely DC has become a less desirable place to send the top talent and the effect is very noticeable.

Truly a shame, hopefully it changes but I am afraid it wont as gentrification continues to make AMPs less welcome and the internet exposes them hours after they open.

Fingers crossed though!

Friendly1
07-20-07, 17:27
"That's why the AMPs were crawling with gorgeous korean girls, and anyone you got over 30 was like the famous Linda- still hot, and a mindblowing fuck that left you weak kneed everytime."

Come on guys, most of the girls who worked in the spas were over 30. They ALWAYS lie about their ages. Anyone who has been around for a while knows that Asian girls usually look 10 years younger than they are. There may have been some who were under 30, but I suspect 80% were over 30. Of course, I have not done a sampling. These operators know that we want twenty-somethings, so that's what they tell us. One girl I knew well said that she was 24. Fooled me, but I later learned that she was 34. After I get to know them, I ask them how old they REALLY are. Usually they would tell me and they were all over 30. Many would be surprised to learn how many of these girls are over 40.

DCrez
07-20-07, 18:00
I can vividly remember a couple at Happiness and CPHC that I am sure were under 30

Problem is now we're seeing "girls" pushing 40 I suspect!





Come on guys, most of the girls who worked in the spas were over 30. They ALWAYS lie about their ages. Anyone who has been around for a while knows that Asian girls usually look 10 years younger than they are. There may have been some who were under 30, but I suspect 80% were over 30. Of course, I have not done a sampling. These operators know that we want twenty-somethings, so that's what they tell us. One girl I knew well said that she was 24. Fooled me, but I later learned that she was 34. After I get to know them, I ask them how old they REALLY are. Usually they would tell me and they were all over 30. Many would be surprised to learn how many of these girls are over 40.

Macphisto
07-20-07, 19:21
"That's why the AMPs were crawling with gorgeous korean girls, and anyone you got over 30 was like the famous Linda- still hot, and a mindblowing fuck that left you weak kneed everytime."

Come on guys, most of the girls who worked in the spas were over 30. They ALWAYS lie about their ages. Anyone who has been around for a while knows that Asian girls usually look 10 years younger than they are. There may have been some who were under 30, but I suspect 80% were over 30. Of course, I have not done a sampling. These operators know that we want twenty-somethings, so that's what they tell us. One girl I knew well said that she was 24. Fooled me, but I later learned that she was 34. After I get to know them, I ask them how old they REALLY are. Usually they would tell me and they were all over 30. Many would be surprised to learn how many of these girls are over 40.Over 40 is probably more accurate for my last 2 providers -luckily I didn't opt for FS. Whatever the real age is, it appears to have gone up by 10-15 years on average compared to last summer.

Lennox
07-20-07, 21:09
Between my last two visits and a few more reported here, it's the worst provider selection I've seen in 10 years of visiting DC AMPs. Mid-late 30s seems to be the norm now. It's not worth the time and money for me at the moment - hopefully it'll get better after the "1 year anniversary".I agree completely. In 10+ years this is the worst I have seen it. I don't know who is paying for these ones. I found two spas open last week and both offered older providers. I left after requesting to see all the staff and being shown nothing but older staff. I politely declined and left.

DCrez
07-21-07, 09:14
But there are two Asian honies working out of Rosslyn right now, ads on CL/Eros using a few names. Both look pretty phat and definitley well on the underside of 30. I would hit it, but due to some incidents in the past, I just do not monger in Va. EVER. Not even Rosslyn.

Anyways, these two look like what we had come to expect during the AMP glory days, though there is no way in hell they are asking $.6

LexLuther
07-21-07, 09:58
There is one lady who calls herself Nikko working out of Roslyn and advertising on CL. She claims to be asian. However from her photo, I'd say she was what used to be known as "high yellow."

LexLuther

Benchseats Rock
07-21-07, 11:28
There is one lady who calls herself Nikko working out of Roslyn and advertising on CL. She claims to be asian. However from her photo, I'd say she was what used to be known as "high yellow."

LexLuther

And you'd be wrong. She may be mixed, but she's definitely Asian.

Dis Joint
07-21-07, 13:35
When I posted the last time I got a error message so I am trying again:

So after hitting the streets I decided to taking my mongering to a little safer location. After driving around for about 30min or so I finally found some parking down from King Arthur's Court. As I approached King Arthur's Kingdom I noticed many Uniformed Secret Service standing out front. I walked passed to the cigar shop observed and walked back noticed that the "Feds" weren't paying me any attention and were in deep discussion with a bouncer from some establishment. I hit the steps, rang the 1st buzzer went up one floor and hit the second one.

Mamasan opened the door and welcomes me in And I am immediately escorted to a room I ask for Lucky and I was told she was on "vacation" (very disappointing) Then I asked for another lady and mamasan says she doesn't work there anymore (a departure from she's on vacation) so I tell her I want a "Ee Punee" (I know spelling is wrong but pronunciationis key) so she sends me a girl named Coco. I was about to send her back because she had makeup caked on but she had a nice rack with a great identifying mark of a small beauty mark just to the left of her navel(her left). I give her the standard far plus tuition upfront and we go off to the TS. Very playful TS (no mouthwash) and back to the room for a average massage.

On the flip a semi-enthusiastic CBJ followed by CG, Seated CG, and Mish did not make it to walk the dog. ACtually she had me completed in 5 min (which is a record in quickness for me in a AMP)not sure if I was super amped up (no pun intended) or she was that good like kissing at the end overall I would give her service a solid 8. I would repeat.

Oh BTW there was some AR during the TS but none with the massage.

Islandhopper97
07-21-07, 16:16
Sorry for the late report, but I have not had the proper alone time to log on to the board.

Hit 1333 last week during the work day. Met Suzi. There is another very accurate report on her from a few days back, around the 12th maybe. Anyway, I was led back to the room for the standard routine. House dough and then off to the TS. There was one other provider there, did nto get a long look, but I had not seen her before and she did not look 30.

Standard TS, which I enjoyed. Light talking. I go there right around 1030am, so she said I was the first that day to come in. She was in a good mood and was flirty.

I always prestage the $ before the TS, so she knew the deal. Ok this is where I really had a great experience. The massage was great. It was the best I've had there, and my attitude has always been if I get a great massage too, it's gravy. This one was really good. Back walking, lots of moving around the table to properly massage. It was about 30 mins of massage.

The flip provided me a look at her really nice natural rack. LONG nips. SHe was attractive and a good body, nice legs and a nice ass. I kinda like the spinner types, so I was ready to go.

Standard action was on the table. I do not DATY unless it is bare bare bare. So since I never see that at the AMPs with any regularity, I never really do it. CBJ was really nice. She did a lot of looking at me, which was nice. Dog, CG, RCG and she asked me to finish Dog. So I did.

Would repeat for sure.

Gave an extra 20 for the great massage. And I never tip on top of the $. So so that should tell you something.

IH97

DCrez
07-21-07, 16:32
She's American born judging by her lack of engrish.

Her friend is not on CL for some reason. LaMay on erosdc and she is the hotter one in this humble man's opinion.


And you'd be wrong. She may be mixed, but she's definitely Asian.

Dis Joint
07-22-07, 11:05
Ok yesterday I had a few parties to go to, but I decided to relive a little stress by heading downtown. First I stopped off at Mini, and I started up to the 2nd floor and found someone was behind me. Turned back and asked where hge cell phone store was and high tailed it out of there (May try again later) then headed over to Royal found some suspicious behavior around "The House Where Lincoln Died" I could not tell if it was tourists waiting for the rest of there group or UC. The guy who was a park ranger seemed to be fixated on the doors at 520 and 524 (maybe he was dreaming like me) never the less I decided not to chance it and I headed deeper downtown.

So I decided to go into camelot and get myself a beverage then walked a couple doors up to Gold. And was introduced to "Yo-Yo" she is about 4'11 100lbs with a small B cup.

Very good TS with lots of AR, back to the room more rubbing and on the flip CBJ enthusiastic CG, Seated CG, and Mish. Finished, hot towel clean up to follow. The only bad part was at the end when she says "You happy" I said "Yes" She said "No Tippey" I said "I Tippey you at begining remember" she said "Oh, you said you happy no extra tippey" and the started to frown. Well I had good service so I gave her the only bil I had left (who's between a Jackson and a Lincoln?) She thanked me very much, and I left satisfied.

Freshly Snipes
07-22-07, 14:38
Just wanted to give a 'shout-out' to my ATF, 'ANNIE from DT'. One of the few providers that sported a fake rack that actually looked good on her.

Best sessions ever.

Very GFE. Great personality.

Where ever you are girl, i hope your doing well. You certainly were, one of a kind.

Mr.Snipes aka G13.

Navy One
07-23-07, 01:23
I know spelling sucks, anyway, I went there, the reports of Susie being a spinner are false, lots of baby fat, natural with great nips, slightly below average face and teeth, but entuasium beyond what I am use to. She stayed at it for 1, 20 without attitude, was slow reaching for my sause. Enjoyed it, but would not repeat unless desperate, which seems to be the norm now.

Freshly Snipes
07-23-07, 08:33
I know spelling sucks, anyway, I went there, the reports of Susie being a spinner are false, lots of baby fat, natural with great nips, slightly below average face and teeth, but entuasium beyond what I am use to. She stayed at it for 1, 20 without attitude, was slow reaching for my sause. Enjoyed it, but would not repeat unless desperate, which seems to be the norm now.Apparently we're having yet another case of several providers using the same name, or the Susie i had back on the 12th has moved on to be replaced by yet another Susie of your description. It's why when we hear good reports of any provider we should jump on it immediately.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Pcpc1688
07-23-07, 10:44
When I posted the last time I got a error message so I am trying again:

So after hitting the streets I decided to taking my mongering to a little safer location. After driving around for about 30min or so I finally found some parking down from King Arthur's Court. As I approached King Arthur's Kingdom I noticed many Uniformed Secret Service standing out front. I walked passed to the cigar shop observed and walked back noticed that the "Feds" weren't paying me any attention and were in deep discussion with a bouncer from some establishment. I hit the steps, rang the 1st buzzer went up one floor and hit the second one.

Mamasan opened the door and welcomes me in And I am immediately escorted to a room I ask for Lucky and I was told she was on "vacation" (very disappointing) Then I asked for another lady and mamasan says she doesn't work there anymore (a departure from she's on vacation) so I tell her I want a "Ee Punee" (I know spelling is wrong but pronunciationis key) so she sends me a girl named Coco. I was about to send her back because she had makeup caked on but she had a nice rack with a great identifying mark of a small beauty mark just to the left of her navel(her left). I give her the standard far plus tuition upfront and we go off to the TS. Very playful TS (no mouthwash) and back to the room for a average massage.

On the flip a semi-enthusiastic CBJ followed by CG, Seated CG, and Mish did not make it to walk the dog. ACtually she had me completed in 5 min (which is a record in quickness for me in a AMP)not sure if I was super amped up (no pun intended) or she was that good like kissing at the end overall I would give her service a solid 8. I would repeat.

Oh BTW there was some AR during the TS but none with the massage.You may have won the Lotto with AR during the TS. After all these years, this is never been heard of. Of course, things can change but all the Kgirls in the US dont do this.

AR is only given during the massagi not when it has soap around it.

Bastosboy
07-23-07, 15:52
And you'd be wrong. She may be mixed, but she's definitely Asian.Agreed. She also claims on one of her other many listings that she is a Thai and Cambodian cutie. Judging from her pics I think that might be accurate.

Hit and Run
07-24-07, 17:30
Thought I should contribute my meager offering.

Went to look at precious medals on M last night, and found Phoebe was willing to show me some samples. She first showed me some unremarkable TS, but more than made up for it by showing me some "tight" looking charms of a cowgirl and a dog. She finished my session verbally, which was great.

She had c sized pieces on the top shelf that were topped off with erasers, and surprisingly a shapely round piece at the bottom shelf.

Definitely will repeat with her.

H&R

Islandhopper97
07-24-07, 20:06
Navy 1. Yeah, not sure if there is a swap going on, but the suzi I wrote about did not have any baby fat. So maybe suzi is coco, coco is coco and coco is the other coco that used to go by Suzi, but now goes by coco. But not the first coco. Sorry my post may have misled. Maybe they are all reading and taking the names of providers we are typing about.

IH97

Ian Dokkaebi
07-25-07, 11:13
Our lady friends are often much older than they appear. The cause is much more practical than one would imagine. (No, not make-up and plastic surgery, although a large percentage do have plastic surgery. Next time, look at your friend of the hour's eyes and noses. Botox is very popular but it leaves no trace, so you can't effectively detect it with the naked eye.)

Nonetheless, that does not mean that this profession is dominated by the chronologically gifted. It means that the majority of the ladies in this profession are between their 30s and 40s, especially if they are here on Visas. In many parts of the U.S., I heard some being in their 50s and still working. Hopefully, those ladies do not venture to our region (no offense ladies).

On occasion, I have met some who are in their 20s. However, ladies in their 20s are very rare and often not career oriented. Usually, they grew up in the States and work occasionally to support various efforts or habits.

The U.S. Government is not stupid by any means, despite its occasional actions and policies to the contrary. The Government is well aware of their global partners’ GDP, exports, and exploitations. Immigration policies to the U.S. are shaped along those lines as well as some domestic interests. Thus, extra scrutiny is placed upon nations who are recognized as active participants in human trafficking, for lack of a better word (State Department has an annual list).

South Korean nationals, particularly women, who wish to enter the United States, are often denied if they are young (especially if they don’t have family residing in the States), attractive, or looks at the consular officer the wrong way. It truly is an unfair process, but the citizenry has no chance of affecting either way. Some do get slipped through the cracks, but in general, the operation is standardized.

The majority of ladies are here on visitor visa with limited stay, ranging from 1 to 6 months. Others, who have the initial capital, can get student visas and other methods. Student visas require a lot more resources. Despite how they get passage into the U.S., in the end, they all overstay. However, student visas are more beneficial than visitor visas for reasons I will not divulge.

Also, there is an additional cadre of border crossers, which I will refrain from commenting.

During the Visa interview, rather interrogation, State officials often ask obscure questions ranging from “Do you have breast implants” to “Are you planning to participate in prostitution while in the United States?” That’s not the end of it. At their port of entry, some are interrogated again by Custom and Border Patrol Agents. These guys are real assholes and often worse than consular officers.

So blame the President the next time to draw an old and ugly provider. It’s his policy that limits the flow of better looking providers to our country. Also, pay special attention to the Amnesty Debate, as it has the potential to affect our hobby as well.

However, with the President’s recent efforts in attempting to add South Korea to the Visa Waiver Program, we would soon see younger and attractive women dominating our favorite places. (Citizens from countries participating in the Visa Waiver Program do not need to apply for Visa when entering the United States. They simply present their country of origin passport.)

We should do our part in this process. Stop reading, right now. Call your Senator and express your support for adding South Korea to the Visa Waiver Program.

On a side note, do you remember the smuggling fees that prosecutors and news reporter often conjure up? Well, in most cases, these fees are not smuggling fees; these are actual costs of obtaining U.S. Visas. In effect, such fees are created and mandated by our Government. Consider it as the price of entry. I have heard it ranging from $5,000 to $15,000 but have no way of verifying. This fee is often paid to “Visa Brokers” in Korea as a onetime fee for administrative and other services, including filing paperwork and interview coaching.

As you can see, I'm very bored at work,
Ian

PS: I find it amusing to read reports about local ladies in their 40s, while you are describing them to be in their 20s. I giggle every time.

Serpico99
07-25-07, 16:06
She's American born judging by her lack of engrish.

Her friend is not on CL for some reason. LaMay on erosdc and she is the hotter one in this humble man's opinion.That Nikko chic uses the same pics from another chic that was posting on CL a couple months ago. Back then she stated she was visiting from AZ and gave out a AZ number. The pic with her in red by the pool table is the one I remember.

Macphisto
07-25-07, 21:17
We should do our part in this process. Stop reading, right now. Call your Senator and express your support for adding South Korea to the Visa Waiver Program.

On a side note, do you remember the smuggling fees that prosecutors and news reporter often conjure up? Well, in most cases, these fees are not smuggling fees, they are the cost of obtaining Visas. In effect, those fees are created by our Government. I have heard it ranging from $5,000 to $15,000 but have no way of verifying. This fee is often paid to “Visa Brokers” in Korea as a onetime fee.

As you can see, I'm very bored at work,
Ian

PS: I find it amusing to read reports about local ladies in their 40s while you are describing them to be in their 20s. I giggle every time.I'm not sure what effect adding Korea to the VWP would have - Japan is on the VWP, but I've never had a Japanese provider. I've had plenty of K. providers in their mid-late twenties in DC - the problem is most are long gone (for now). Someone in her 30s+ applying for a student visa would raise eyebrows.

Drunk Irish
07-25-07, 21:56
Was wondering if 617 was still open or closed, knowledgeable members know of what I speak.

Thanks.

Jake Jj 1492
07-26-07, 07:43
Was wondering if 617 was still open or closed, knowledgeable members know of what I speak.

Thanks.

617 (or what you see in the desert when you're thirsty) is closed for good from what I hear. Also, last night when I drove by there, I saw everything out of the building strewn across the front lawn...as if they were gutting the building. There was a heavy presence at each end of the block too, but not sure if it was connected.

Sorry it's not better news...

Friendly1
07-26-07, 08:39
I'm not sure what effect adding Korea to the VWP would have - Japan is on the VWP, but I've never had a Japanese provider. I've had plenty of K. providers in their mid-late twenties in DC - the problem is most are long gone (for now). Someone in her 30s+ applying for a student visa would raise eyebrows.

Not to doubt you, but what evidence do you have of their ages? Did you see their passports?

Most come on tourist visas, not student visas, but everything Ian said in his post squares with my own personal knowledge.

DCrez
07-26-07, 10:08
were in their 20s. But now? I would say the average age has gone up 15 years over this past year. TERRIBLE

617 is done, went by the other night pretty late and it was locked down. And that block has turned into a tranny strip judging from what was out there.

A John
07-26-07, 12:57
This is really a stupid conversation.

There are some however very few 20-year-old`s. Most of these women are and their late 30s too early 40s.

Personally I don't understand what bearing and has on the subject of man exchanging information on SEX.

If the PUSSY was good who gives a Fuck how old or what kind of passport?

Happy Hunting
AJ

Hawkeye In Md
07-26-07, 14:32
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Its been about 2 months since my last post, and I do whole heartily apologize. Ever since Neverland was closed to all the fiction reading mongers here, I haven’t really wanted to visit any other "lands of whimsy". But lately, the yellow fever has come across me, and I started back RTFF with earnest, trying to quell from the intel as to where I might find the type and level of service that I require. With my research up to date, I came up with my plan of attack. I had a primary target, with 2 others waiting as hot backups. Like any good monger, If my primary target was not available, I had backup.

My primary was code named Green, with the first alternate being code named Gold, followed by the second alternate being code name Super. I was scheduled to work late last night until 8pm. Lucky for me, we finished early and wrapped things up by 5pm. Well, with 3 hours of nothing to do (paid even); what is a good monger to do? With the battle plan in hand, I Scanned the wallet, $55 cash, no problem, plenty of banks along the way to greener pastures. Stopped by the ATM, 200 should be enough to cover all contingencies that might come up. (I have been known to tip extra for the rare GFE).

It being 5:30pm and the usual DC traffic problems, ETA to target GREEN was given at 20 minutes. I was very close, by the time I got to the area and found suitable parking, it was almost 6pm.

At the door and hit the buzzer, the electric door lock must have been broken, since I had to wait for mamasan to get to the door to open it by herself.

Picked Door #1 and asked for (lets call her Pink), established mongers and mongers I have talked with before may pm me for more details about this fictional character, but for this story, she is Pink.

Mamasan says "OK", Pink available. In the room and start getting undressed, before I can get down to the birthday suit, in walks Pink with a great smile and a kiss. (Great sign.) Average face, average body, skinny, but not toned, nice BE cups with biggie size nipples. Full blown 70's era shag carpeting though, kind of a turn of for me at first, but hell, I went with it.

Standard Tuition + standard milk money taken, no questions, just a nice big smile and another kiss, then off to the TS. Very nice TS, nothing extra or special, but very complete.

As always, I was sporting major wood by the end of the TS, and was complimented nicely by her in a couple ways.

Back in the room, no massage for me today, yellow fever had taken over all systems and needed to be controlled asap.

Very, very nice all the way around. What Pink lacks in looks, she more than makes up for in energy and attitude. Cannot classify her as GFE? But very very close. Started out driving I-69, drove to the rodeo to watch the cowgirls, then had to walk the dogs, visited the standard missionary, then moved over to the more progressive missionary before the dogs had to finish up the trip.

The trip was rather messy, so clean up and some cuddling afterwards until time was up.

Not close to Neverland, but will do when the yellow fever hits again.

(Pink)
Face 6.5 not the best looking in the face, but acceptable.
Body 7 skinny, not much tone, but still petite with biggie nipples which I like.
Attitude 9 willing to please and able to as well.
Service 9 I left fully satisfied, and that hasn’t happened since Neverland.
Massage - NA, No massage.

Of course, my fellow mongers, YMMV and will likely this time as well.

Hawkeye

Member #4338
07-26-07, 16:28
I have to admit that I have been doing my own thing lately when it comes to the local AMP scene and have not been bothering to post the results. It seems to me that this board has not been what it once was. Too much extraneous BS and not enough actionable intel, good or bad (and I have always said, it is just as useful to know who to avoid as to know who to ask for). I also have to admit that I miss reports from other senior DC AMP degenerates who are MIA, and you know who you are.

On a positive note, I see some promising newcomers who have contributed early in their USASG careers. Keep up the good work!!

Now down to business. I have just met a potential Eliza Doolittle LARS™ 10. The natural attributes (face, body and age) are solidly there. Her attitude, once she warms to you is upwards of 9.5. What we are going to have to work on is the performance. I, the Laxman, am up to the challenge :D

Respected Senior DC/Baltimore Members may PM me for details. Noobs need not apply.

Peace and love,

Lax

PS: To those of you lamenting the advanced age of the providers, my 10 says she is 24 and I believe her. The co-workers I've seen also look to be in their 20's.

Grae Traveller
07-26-07, 21:12
Was out driving last eve and 617K appeared to be gutted. A couple of weeks ago they had a sign saying that they were to be remodeled, but last night, the door was open and the entire interior appeared to be in the yard/lot out front.

Benchseats Rock
07-26-07, 21:42
Was out driving last eve and 617K appeared to be gutted. A couple of weeks ago they had a sign saying that they were to be remodeled, but last night, the door was open and the entire interior appeared to be in the yard/lot out front.

Maybe this is just the beginning of their remodel?

Let us pray.

Paniki
07-27-07, 13:25
Visited a while back and I think I got there just as they were opening up, it was around 10:30. Hit the buzzer and was met by Young, who was not very, didn't sweat it though. VERY enhanced rack, OK face and shape, quite friendly. She confirmed that I was the first one in there, 'You get fresh girl.' Cool. I opted for the TS even though it was early, nice and slow, but not as good as before. Back in the room things were the usual fare, CBJ, DATY, only mish, but at a leisurely pace. Nice start to the day.

I've have a taste for Thai lately, I know RTFF, but any keywords to narrow the 196 pages down a bit?

Paniki

Aman Tuleev
07-27-07, 22:20
Hello,

I find Han-Sol ad at washington city papers. They promised clean comfortable asian staff. No appointment necessary - walk ins welcome.

Does anybody tried that? Any info will be very appreciable.

Be Safe,
Aman

Sleazebum
07-27-07, 22:37
Young has been around a while and is very good at her job! I have seen her a few rimes and every time has been most enjoyable. She is a permanent fixture there.

JJ



Visited a while back and I think I got there just as they were opening up, it was around 10:30. Hit the buzzer and was met by Young, who was not very, didn't sweat it though. VERY enhanced rack, OK face and shape, quite friendly. She confirmed that I was the first one in there, 'You get fresh girl.' Cool. I opted for the TS even though it was early, nice and slow, but not as good as before. Back in the room things were the usual fare, CBJ, DATY, only mish, but at a leisurely pace. Nice start to the day.

I've have a taste for Thai lately, I know RTFF, but any keywords to narrow the 196 pages down a bit?

Paniki

Roamin Roman
07-28-07, 01:46
Took a stroll around the Loop last weekend to do some recon and figured I'd check out a nearby AMP to relieve some of the stresses that walking around had built up. Arrived in time to catch the last shift of the night and drew May: ~5'-6", 120#, long full head of shoulder-length hair, about 34C, approximately 42 (but said 27).

From the moment she came into the room, she was playful and encouraging. After a couple of introductions (including a small box of chocolate truffles from a local confectionary), it was off to the TS for a wonderfully thorough cleansing up-and-down and all-around. Once in the room, she dried me off a bit more and told me to sit on the table until she returned. (Took this opportunity to place $ fee onto the table, to be ready for her when she returned.)

After she returned, she dried me off a bit more, then had me lay down on the table. Massage was good but not extended, probably because it was the last shift. After hitting the main muscle groups, scalp, neck, etc., she begins providing AR for about a minute or so, then tells me to turn over (at which point I discover that she has divested herself of the cumbersome bikini she'd had on - very nice headlamps, with ample bulbs centered in each). She changes focus a bit, working vertically with a FUMA. Then, she introduces herself to Roman's "Mini-Me" --- or, might that be "Maxi-Me" (whatever) --- and then spoke a bit more forcefully to him. Ah, the pleasures of foreign language conversations: They can expand one's perspective quite nicely.

She slipped the cover in a smooth motion, but I wanted some DATY first. She lays down while I break out a small toy I'd brought for her enjoyment. She examines it, then gives the okay to deploy it outside. Well, after about 5 minutes DATY and using the toy, she's pulling the back of my head toward her and says to put the toy inside. I truly believe she was on a rollercoaster ride at that moment. When she came down from that, she says "You now." I was ready, and decided to just enjoy a mish-mash. (I lasted about 10 minutes, but might have popped sooner had she not been moaning constantly throughout the mish-mash. I'll chalk it up to the fact that it was the end of the night and she was anxious to go home and, therefore, trying to induce me into finishing earlier. It actually was a bit of a distraction, as it sounded like acting. But that was the only negative in the whole session.)

Afterward, a hot towel and some Scope. She then helped me get dressed (including tying the showlaces), gave me a hug, and walked me to the door with the admonition to "Come earlier next time." (I will, and I'll probably ask for May again. I don't mind that she is probably in her 40s; she provided good service. Besides, she asked how much the toy cost. I told her to keep it, and she seemed very pleased by that.)

Ratings
Looks: 7.5
Attitude: 8.5
Service: 7.5

Have fun at the Forum
R::R

[NOTE: The preceding is purely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. All persons in the above account (inlcuding the narrator) might be fictional, and any resemblences to persons either living, deceased, or in a perpetual state of Nirvana is purely coincidental but damned lucky. Brief citations of the above article may be freely made, provided that due credit is given to the author and provided that such citations do not appear inside of restroom stalls at Union Station or at the District Building. Senior and/or trusted members wishing to enquire about the composition of this article, and its inspiration, can PM me for additional details. Others will be handled on a case-by-case basis. And some might not be handled at all.]

Sam 69
07-28-07, 02:38
Great prev report by RR. I have to remember the chocolates and toys next time!

To keep up this roll of actual info, I submit to you my dream at my most often reported place (sorry newbies you'll have to RTFF.with the rash of shutdowns I don't want to be obvious). Parking was ample although with guards so those of you who prefer some privacy, don't go on a night where the club down the street is promoting. More on this later. When I get in, I don't recognize the mamasan but I did mention to her my past exploits so she knows I'm no spring chicken. I ask for young and big tits and she certainly delivers with Yuki. Some might not like her face. It's round and some may argue chubby but the rest of her body certainly is not. Perfect hour-glass figure with a very toned body. Not skinny but certainly no tummy. She has a great pair of tits. See cups for sure and surprisingly perky and tight. May have been a enhancement but they sure didn't feel that way (nor did I notice any scars). Decent ass as well. Best thing about her is her attitude. Very happy and energetic even though it was quite late at night.

Supplied me with a soda after I got changed and then asked for the damage upfront. Then to table shower which was excellent, thorough cleaning. All the while she is humming a tune. On the flip she does a nice job with the boys and gets an equal response from them to which she giggles and says in my ear "Ohh you hooornnny" Go back to the room and she gives an very good massage as we start chatting it up. No AR but on the flip proceeds with a russian to die for. Few girls can get away it, she certainly can. And then there's something about her looking up at your with her bright eyes, pigtails and smiling. Proceeds to some ball licking and puts on the cover. Good CBJ although at this point the pace seems to increase. Not too long she's about to lube herself up. I tried for DATY but am denied. Though I didn't try hard (felt lazy today). Rides CG for a while. What a great view with her bouncing up and down. She even leans back a bit so you really get the full motion. We switch positions. She asks for doggie but I'll know I'll blow if that happens so I go for mish instead. Lots of nice pounding and dirty talk from her. Finally I blow my load and she does the pussy squeeze I love so much. This girl is well-trained. Clean up and some more soda and I leave a happy man.

The only drawbacks were asking for the damage up front and then rushing it a bit towards the end. I could tell she was just trying to get me to blow at the end, but to be honest it didn't matter to me today. I will likely go back and then I might employ some of RR's tricks and get her to really open up to me. But all in all a very good experience: 8/10.


With regards to the club down the street. Some nights the parking lot will be jammed back. That's usually Asian Night so don't get your hopes up if you see some scantily clad Korean girls walking down the street. They are not SW! I don't know the exact timings of these events but I know tonight was gay Spanish night so that's why the parking lot was empty (it's a spillover lot) I'm thinking of hitting Asian Night. I figure if I score, then bonus but if not I just walk 100 ft and get my frustrations taken care via AMP. The kids that go are pretty young. Look like a little over 21 so if you can't hide your age, you'll likely stick out like a sore thumb.

Drunk Irish
07-28-07, 09:20
were in their 20s. But now? I would say the average age has gone up 15 years over this past year. TERRIBLE

617 is done, went by the other night pretty late and it was locked down. And that block has turned into a tranny strip judging from what was out there.Yeah, went driving to find something and checked by 617, mattresses, nightstands, etc. out front in a pile. I did recognize the queen size as being from the first room up the stairs--lots of good times there.

New World has been torn down for what is probably condos, Neverland is closed right? I never went there, but was my backup plan (hate the tourists), place by MCI closed. Downtown on Vermont closed--yet I keep looking for the 'OPEN" sign.

I drove to Green once, but couldn't find parking that I was comfortable with, but might try again because of recent reports.

Some BSW about, but not my cup of tea.

This is just pathetic.

Henry34
07-28-07, 16:20
Hello,

I find Han-Sol ad at washington city papers. They promised clean comfortable asian staff. No appointment necessary - walk ins welcome.

Does anybody tried that? Any info will be very appreciable.

Be Safe,

AmanIt is in the dc craiglist too.

Henry34
07-28-07, 16:26
I have been reading a few pages back on this forum and get very good info. However, I am confuse about those AMP name or address. Some call it Green, gold, 14k, 617k, etc. To tell the truth I have no idea where to find these place. Since, I am from the west coast and will be in dc soon for some fun. Will somebody in here give me more info please.

Thanks,

Henry

Navy One
07-29-07, 00:04
Tried some gold rings on, left after two only wanted one. Went to place, in my dream my first was Co-Co. Not very attractive, eyes shaped wrong. Round face, enhancedm and old appearing outfit on. Immediately began to question me about my experience, mentioned 5 old and 5 new spa. The Heavy Upsell began 1. 8 hell no 1. 6 no way 1. 4 look lady I know how much fs isok I do everything on menue for 1. 2. Back to usual far, I am already pissed and not ever not to ts. A 4 on this, back to room, 5 on drying she starts complaining "you too big. " do hand job. I jump up ask for another girl she say Ok I do everything. At mish touch breast they sensitive. Go down to daty, and clean but no responst, she kept trying to position for riming. I knep rocking her back. This was not working, and my pit bull was nolonger excited. I settled for hand job, but even this with me fighting to keep her as out of my face, I stuck my thumb in it. She leaves room and brings in the lovely BeBe WOW now while Co-Co continued with 25 min hand job BeBe sat on face. Gougous box, and tasty. Doing th etitty sweep over entire body. Became hard again, they said I could have bebe for 60. I had only bought in 180, gave the 20 to bebe, told her I would ask forher next time. Summary, CoCo upsells, is full of shit, does not want to be touched, andwant to control you 1. 6 4/4: BeBe is into it very sexy will just daty this time but did not display any of CoCo bad habits. This was 3pm

Saturday the place was empty.

Stimpson J Cat
07-29-07, 02:01
I have been reading a few pages back on this forum and get very good info. However, I am confuse about those AMP name or address. Some call it Green, gold, 14k, 617k, etc. To tell the truth I have no idea where to find these place. Since, I am from the west coast and will be in dc soon for some fun. Will somebody in here give me more info please.

Thanks,

HenryYou shoule check this post: AMP address list

I also recommend that you peruse the "Reports of Distinction" thread.

Go in peace; serve the board.

Stimpy

Stimpson J Cat
07-29-07, 04:43
I visited 2352 back in Feb. and had a fabulous time. I went by there last night, though, and the shades were open and all the lights were off. Does anyone know the status of this place? It WAS after midnight, so maybe they keep early hours??

I mozied on down to 1333 green, since I had never been there before. Took me a while to figure out where it was; I should have used the aerial view on mapquest first. I saw the same Sue that has been reported several times recently. I had a very similar experience and can't think of anything to add, except that I was an idiot and it became apparent to her in due time that I had never been there before. No worries, though -- I was well taken care of anyway. Fellow idiots, take heart! Sue is nice and forgiving.

I hardly ever get down to DC, but I will have a little free time away from the SO this coming week, so I am game to do some scouting. I am willing to go and gather intel at whatever places anyone suggests, and report back here. PM your requests.

Stimpy

Skanderbeg
07-29-07, 06:00
Hi all. First time poster. I generally don't dream, since I work too much. In fact, I never dream. But since reading some posts here, I finally got enough sleep and dreamt the following.

I was looking for some 14 Karat jewelry for my gal, around 11pm, but when I got to the shop, some black guy told me to check out the place around the corner. He said they had a better selection and nicer merchandise viewing rooms. After listening to his descriptions of their business process, it started to sound too complicated for what I wanted. Also, the guy seemed sharp and well-spoken, albeit somewhat crappy looking. Just made me wonder. So I left.

I then found myself at a round table with some knights and a dancer on the table. Pretty weird. Cute girl tho. Finally I decided to go back to the shop I initially headed for, and went in. The person who let me in said all salespeople were busy, so I waited a bit. Then I went into another room and waited a bit. Then this old scary chick came in, skinny, fake rack looked like tennis balls under a shirt, and completely didn't belong on that body. I expressed my discontent and she asked if I would wait. I had a feeling it wasn't a good time, and was completely put off by this person, so I took off.

Then I saw cookie monster and some other weird stuff. It was definitely a strange dream.

Not very interesting, I'm sure, but I thought I'the share anyway. Best.

Paniki
07-29-07, 12:45
Young has been around a while and is very good at her job! I have seen her a few rimes and every time has been most enjoyable. She is a permanent fixture there.

JJGood to know, I'll definitely have to repeat, especially the a.m. part; what a way to start the day!

Hope I'm not over stepping my bounds here:

Henry ya gotta go waaay back. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=506815&highlight=metro+stops#post506815, should help a bit.

Serpico99
07-29-07, 16:59
Hello,

I find Han-Sol ad at washington city papers. They promised clean comfortable asian staff. No appointment necessary - walk ins welcome.

Does anybody tried that? Any info will be very appreciable.

Be Safe,

AmanHan-Sol is a Happy place, old place, new name if you get the hint ;-)

Freshly Snipes
07-29-07, 22:55
Hi all. First time poster. I generally don't dream, since I work too much. In fact, I never dream. But since reading some posts here, I finally got enough sleep and dreamt the following.

I was looking for some 14 Karat jewelry for my gal, around 11pm, but when I got to the shop, some black guy told me to check out the place around the corner. He said they had a better selection and nicer merchandise viewing rooms. After listening to his descriptions of their business process, it started to sound too complicated for what I wanted. Also, the guy seemed sharp and well-spoken, albeit somewhat crappy looking. Just made me wonder. So I left.

I then found myself at a round table with some knights and a dancer on the table. Pretty weird. Cute girl tho. Finally I decided to go back to the shop I initially headed for, and went in. The person who let me in said all salespeople were busy, so I waited a bit. Then I went into another room and waited a bit. Then this old scary chick came in, skinny, fake rack looked like tennis balls under a shirt, and completely didn't belong on that body. I expressed my discontent and she asked if I would wait. I had a feeling it wasn't a good time, and was completely put off by this person, so I took off.

Then I saw cookie monster and some other weird stuff. It was definitely a strange dream.

Not very interesting, I'm sure, but I thought I'the share anyway. Best.You guys are really going over board with the 'dream angle' aren't you..?

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Aman Tuleev
07-29-07, 23:15
Han-Sol is a Happy place, old place, new name if you get the hint ;-)
Many thanks, Serpico99!

Be Safe,
Aman

Jake Jj 1492
07-30-07, 09:23
Tried some gold rings on, left after two only wanted one. Went to place, in my dream my first was Co-Co. Not very attractive, eyes shaped wrong. Round face, enhancedm and old appearing outfit on. Immediately began to question me about my experience, mentioned 5 old and 5 new spa. The Heavy Upsell began 1. 8 hell no 1. 6 no way 1. 4 look lady I know how much fs isok I do everything on menue for 1. 2. Back to usual far, I am already pissed and not ever not to ts. A 4 on this, back to room, 5 on drying she starts complaining "you too big. " do hand job. I jump up ask for another girl she say Ok I do everything. At mish touch breast they sensitive. Go down to daty, and clean but no responst, she kept trying to position for riming. I knep rocking her back. This was not working, and my pit bull was nolonger excited. I settled for hand job, but even this with me fighting to keep her as out of my face, I stuck my thumb in it. She leaves room and brings in the lovely BeBe WOW now while Co-Co continued with 25 min hand job BeBe sat on face. Gougous box, and tasty. Doing th etitty sweep over entire body. Became hard again, they said I could have bebe for 60. I had only bought in 180, gave the 20 to bebe, told her I would ask forher next time. Summary, CoCo upsells, is full of shit, does not want to be touched, andwant to control you 1. 6 4/4: BeBe is into it very sexy will just daty this time but did not display any of CoCo bad habits. This was 3pm

Saturday the place was empty.

Yep...that's the same Coco...
http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=546360#post546360

Seems like Bebe is a great find though...thanks for the report!

Drunk Irish
07-30-07, 12:52
Peter Pan's home is open to whoever said it wasn't.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-31-07, 15:07
Carriage House

After a laborious morning meeting, I found myself facing the red door. Mamasan remembers me from last week and invites me to the same room. I asked for Nari because my motto is to try things at least twice (unless the lady is horrendous; in such case, only once). Nari arrives a moment later, wearing a red one-piece which accentuates her ass and young physique (flat stomach), and lathered my face with kisses.

Off to the shower we went. Every nook and cranny was cleaned, not once, but twice. I noticed the rubber boots she put on prior to entering the shower (perhaps fear of athlete’s foot) but I did not ask. After the body shower was completed, she wetted towel and cleaned my face, an added bonus.

Back to the room, we began with a full body massage including the toes followed by some light AR. Although the AR session was brief, it has certain penetrative qualities that were overwhelmingly pleasurable. She spent time in the southern region including bareback shaft nibbling and a rather rhythmic CBJ.

She mounted in reverse CG. Her speed and tightness was quite intense; I almost blew it. I quickly asked that we change to miss to maintain some self pride. Finally, we moved to K9 for the better part of one minute and I was done.

Of course, towel clean-up, light massage, and conversation afterwards. From what I could see, they were not busy. I believe they have three ladies available, however, this one is definitely a keeper.

Thoughts

Macphisto, you are absolutely right, and I commend on your keen sense of observation. Japan is indeed a participating member of the Visa Waiver Program. However, the lower rate of Japanese participation in this industry, particularly in the U.S., is a direct result of Korean market domination. Of course, there are a number of other factors including economic and cultural, which I will not address at this time.

Due to the Korean supremacy in this industry, we can say that being Korean is a criterion for employment. Although there are evidence to the contrary, such as the recent Thai availability at the King’s Palace and occasional Chinese representation at various places in Baltimore, one can easily conclude a large portion of this industry is either owned or operated by Koreans. (Of course, there are massage parlors owned and operated by other ethnicities, but in general, Koreans have the biggest market share.)

Nonetheless, the driving force behind any AMP is neither the ambiance nor cleanliness (although it helps), but rather the ladies. Most owners or managers can’t simply place a “Help Wanted” sign outside the window or advertise vacancies on local newspapers. The recruitment process relies heavily on word of mouth and grapevine information distribution paradigm (that’s why our lady friends often have lots of friends). Other times, they rely on Korean taxis for employment leads. Therefore, it helps to be Korean, or if one is not Korean, then have some Korean friends for employment leads.

Despite the similar business model among the massage parlors, the hiring characteristics are not. Some owners prefer to have legal employees (green cards) while others go as far as only hiring licensed therapists.

For those who have read the Black Wednesday complaints, most of the phone tap involves taxi service as they have their hands into everything. They transport the ladies from and to work as well as money for remittance back to Korea or for safekeeping. One of the taxi operators that were nabbed during the Black Wednesday operation was the top middleman in the East Coast. The industry has yet to regain momentum since. The feds have good intelligence, don’t they?

On a side note, Washington Post had an article approximating the annual remittance to Mexico was $25 billion; I’m very interested to know the estimate for AMP servicing personnel. You will see, in the coming years, a large change to the financial sector as the big banks will compete for business on remittance market.

Hell, the Government already did it. The Federal Reserve recently sponsored a program "[allowing] customers without Social Security numbers to wire money through the Fed system to Mexico's central bank at little cost.” Spread the news of this new development on your next visit, will you?

Ian

Xmore22
07-31-07, 16:23
Not to doubt you, but what evidence do you have of their ages? Did you see their passports?

Most come on tourist visas, not student visas, but everything Ian said in his post squares with my own personal knowledge.Certainly nothing wrong with a little MILF action if they look good and have a good attitude. :)

Mundane
07-31-07, 17:42
Back in DC after visiting some other parts of the country. Are there any new spas in the Dupont area? Is Supra the only one still close by? I've RTFF but I don't recognize all the names.

Thanks!

Rejected Monke
07-31-07, 19:57
Umm, I think the reason that there are fewer Japanese "working girls" in America is due to the fact that Japan's economy is often ranked as #2 to America in terms of GDP per capita (by total GDP, they'd be #3 to America and China).

It's pretty simple. Girls in poor countries go to richer countries to make money. That's why:

North Korean girls work in China
Chinese and Thai girls work in South Korea
Chinese and Korean and Thai girls work in Japan
Chinese and Korean and Thai girls work in USA

I don't think it's a "direct result of Korean domination".

All you have to do is just look at the immigration numbers. Japanese immigrate to America at a very low rate. And I'm talking about normal immigrants, not sex workers. People move to a different country for a better opportunity. Japanese people don't need that because their country is already well off.

Macphisto
07-31-07, 22:50
Carriage House
Macphisto, you are absolutely right, and I commend on your keen sense of observation. Japan is indeed a participating member of the Visa Waiver Program. However, the lower rate of Japanese participation in this industry, particularly in the U.S., is a direct result of Korean market domination.Unfortunately, I don't think that adding Korea to the VWP will bring back the heydays of the DC AMP scene. The sex police state we live in will continue on, but will hopefully diminsh after the next election cycle.

Ian Dokkaebi
07-31-07, 22:54
Monke, your analysis based on economics is a good start. You must have some economic background. As I have mentioned in my original post, there are a number of variables (including economics) that I’ve refrained from commenting on primarily because formal economics often cannot account for the income generate by “black market” and other nonstandard economy segments, including prostitution.

For the benefits of others, Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is one method for measuring the size of a nation’s economy. The GDP of a country is defined as the market value of all final goods and services produced within a country (not including natural resources and variables I’ve indicated in the previous paragraphs) in a given period of time. Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is the main measure used to show national incomes.

On the other hand, GDP Per Capita is often used as an indicator of standard of living in an economy and is calculated by dividing a nation’s GDP by its population.

According to International Momentary Fund for 2006, U.S. ranks 4th with $43,444.00, Japan ranks 18th with $32,647.00, South Korea ranks 30th with $23,926.00, and China at 87th with $7,598.

Based on these numbers, Japan is indeed more economically developed than South Korea. In the 1970s, South Korea economy was in shambles largely due to corruption and other domestic factors while many Japanese industries were developing. It’s safe to say that the mongering mass have contributed, however big or small, to the economic development of South Korean within the last several decades.

Financial security has always been, and will always be, among the top reasons for migration.

The sex industry in Japan is much more profitable than in South Korea and U.S., as many Koreans, Thai, Russians, Filipina, Sri Lankan, Ukraine, and others immigrated (or trafficked, depending on who you ask) to Japan annually.

Up to 1997, Tokyo and Nagano are the only areas of Japan where sex with children was not illegal. Japan is much more sexually liberal compared to the U.S. There is a religious base to this as well. Feel free to examine the Shinto religion as it will shed some light.

The sex industry in Japan is estimated to account for 1% of the Gross National Product, which equals to the defense budget. Japan grants thousands of “Entertainment Visas” to foreign women each year to encourage the immigration of sex workers. The environment is much better in Japan as compared to the U.S. as the sex workers often do not get dragged into court, jailed, or get deported.

Globalization encompasses much more than just the foreign imports, it also affects the pussy we sample daily, weekly, or monthly.

I remember while reading this forum someone mentioned that the goods that travel to Americas are second rate. Guess where the first rate women are.

This hobby is much more complicated than the acronyms we occasionally use in our reports to describe the various sexual positions.

Suzie at Supra

Incidentally, on the way home today, I took a detour to check out the scene at Dupont. I arrived up the stairs to find Mamasan slowed to answer the door. I asked for Coco but she did say that she was on vacation, so I took the luck of the draw. I was unlucky today. I drew Suzie.

Suzie is Veteran at Supra and Mini. She has a round face with enhanced B’s or C’s (by visual inspection) and average size nipple. I would say her body type is “a few extra pounds.”

Anyways, TS was average. She cleaned up the right places but pay no extra attention to any particular place.

Back in the room, she collected the standard fair as she left to get the supplies. Upon her return, she stripped and began to perform the finger tickling move along my legs. She correctly administered CBJ without enthusiasm, I might add. We danced several tunes including CG, reverse, CG, K9 and miss. I was having a difficult time finishing so I asked her to lay on her side (I don’t know what the acronym is, maybe "Sideway Screw") and tightened her thigh. Overall I would rate this as being an average session.

Afterwards, she gave a light massage and hot towel cleanup. She did mention something along the lines of Supra being closed soon or big changes are coming (something to that effect) but I didn’t inquire as Supra is not my favorite place (I hate their stairs, makes me dizy).

Ian

Saiyen
07-31-07, 23:40
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/386229295.html
(202)293-9360.

I was in DC on Monday and decided to check out the Gold Spa as advertised on Craigslist. I was hesitant to go to a spa on craigslist for fear of them being a sting target and the girls being overworked and giving bad service. Well the night started off bad cause as I was approaching the entrance and passing the strip club this bum ask me if I need help I say no. I diddn't realize he followed me all the way to the entrance of the spa. I got buzzed in and he was saying something along the line of "I work for these guyz tell me what you need" I shut the door after being buzzed in behind me and the asshole finally left. Mammasan asked if I had been there before and proceeded to lead me to a room. In followed June a 30 something tan brunette, she was wearing small boy shorts and a bra. June collected the .6 for house fee and then told me to undress, what followed was an unenthusiastic table shower and massage. She proceeded to ask me if I wanted everything & then June said she wanted the fee upfront. I was semi hesitant because so far the service hadn't been anything special but then I started thinking with the small head. $ was the standard fee but she kept asking "Mo money, honey." I told her that that was all I had so she said to tip better next time. What followed was some ball licking, CBJ & 69. I came and not because she did a good job but because it had been awhile, I was really hoping for more positions. June then cleaned me up and sent me on my way, but not before Mammasan told me "If man bother you, you tell him your a regular." All in all Mammasan was friendly enough and I'm sure sure YMMV very with June, but I would not repeat.

Gregster
08-01-07, 00:36
Had some spare time this afternoon while visiting DC and needed to satisfy the urge. Usually stop by the King's place, but decided I needed to expand my horizons and check out the Carriage House.

After spending about 5 minutes trying to find an alley to the CH that wasn't getting a delivery for a neighboring building, I was at the front door and buzzed in immediately. Was met by Kay (mid to late 30's, B cups, dark hair that stopped at the base of the head) who led me to a room and collected the house fee. I laid the donation on the table and was led off to the shower.

Good soapy TS, with lots of attention to the right parts. After getting back to the room, a good medium massage was given. I was "shocked" to get a nice nipple dance on my back and after the flip a CBJ followed by CG and reverse CG. Would have spend some more time, but my *&#@ cell phone decided to start ringing like crazy.

Overall, a nice stress reliever. I'll be back in DC tomorrow and may have to go for the gold!

Ian Dokkaebi
08-01-07, 13:03
I was itching after reading Coco's report. I took a cab to Gold during lunch time. The unfortunate happened as they did not buzzed me inside. I didn't wait long, fearing the next person might come along.

This was very unusual. Anyone else have the same treatment or am I the luck one?

Ian

Sleazebum
08-01-07, 17:16
When you first get into the room, even before you undress, turn the damn cell phone OFF!! There is NOTHING more important than what is about to happen in that room!

None of us are so important that a phone call cannot wait for an hour (or less).

If questioned just say it didn't ring or you were in some elevator or Metro of whatever.

JJ




Had some spare time this afternoon while visiting DC and needed to satisfy the urge. Usually stop by the King's place, but decided I needed to expand my horizons and check out the Carriage House.

After spending about 5 minutes trying to find an alley to the CH that wasn't getting a delivery for a neighboring building, I was at the front door and buzzed in immediately. Was met by Kay (mid to late 30's, B cups, dark hair that stopped at the base of the head) who led me to a room and collected the house fee. I laid the donation on the table and was led off to the shower.

Good soapy TS, with lots of attention to the right parts. After getting back to the room, a good medium massage was given. I was "shocked" to get a nice nipple dance on my back and after the flip a CBJ followed by CG and reverse CG. Would have spend some more time, but my *&#@ cell phone decided to start ringing like crazy.

Overall, a nice stress reliever. I'll be back in DC tomorrow and may have to go for the gold!

Drew Park
08-01-07, 18:18
When you first get into the room, even before you undress, turn the damn cell phone OFF!! There is NOTHING more important than what is about to happen in that room!We should start a separate thread on such misadventures! I had one a few years ago. I was in an Asian girl's place (not an AMP) and banging her hard doggie. Then my cell started ringing. Jeez. I managed to keep stroking until the call went to voice mail. And finally I finished.

And damned, if it wasn't my girlfriend calling!

Corsair88
08-01-07, 18:24
Back in the room, she collected the standard fair as she left to get the supplies. Upon her return, she stripped and began to perform the finger tickling move along my legs. She correctly administered CBJ without enthusiasm, I might add. We danced several tunes including CG, reverse, CG, K9 and miss. I was having a difficult time finishing so I asked her to lay on her side (I don’t know what the acronym is, maybe "Sideway Screw") and tightened her thigh. Overall I would rate this as being an average session.

IanI think I call it sidepocket.

Jake Jj 1492
08-01-07, 20:52
We should start a separate thread on such misadventures! I had one a few years ago. I was in an Asian girl's place (not an AMP) and banging her hard doggie. Then my cell started ringing. Jeez. I managed to keep stroking until the call went to voice mail. And finally I finished.

And damned, if it wasn't my girlfriend calling!
They call at the worst times...it's like they know!!! Happened to me once. four different people called in the span of an hour...some repeatedly. I was too busy to do more than mute the ringer on my phone...but, the session lasted quite a bit longer.

To this day, when I see the "hostess" of this misadventure, she says, hey, can you turn your phone off? I don't want you to be distracted. ;-)

Dj Listro
08-01-07, 21:32
Thirteen thirty three is closed down.

I tried to get a snack but when I got closer, the door was wide open!

I heard hispanic voices coming outside of the room. They said something about furniture

I didn't approach any further. I turned around and left.

Hotnow101
08-02-07, 06:29
I wasted time going to DC to get a quick massage at Supra and what did I see? Some latino guys moving trash with paint on the overalls. I did go to the door out of curiosity. It happen to be wide open. I could see mamasan and a girl talking but did not venture in as other people were coming up the steps. So don't waste time with this one. I didn't take one for the team but it sure felt like it. Ugggggh.

Stimpson J Cat
08-02-07, 10:42
Thirteen thirty three is closed down.

I tried to get a snack but when I got closer, the door was wide open!

I heard hispanic voices coming outside of the room. They said something about furniture

I didn't approach any further. I turned around and left.As the astute among us are aware, there are TWO D.C. spas with that particular street number. Can you be specific, so's we be knowin' which one you be yappin' about? What's the street name?

Stimpy

The Client
08-02-07, 17:30
Okay Gentlemen, please turn your flame throwers OFF! I have a simple question and no R-ingTFF is giving me a simple answer.

What is the standard fee & tip in the DC AMPS these days? It seems to vary greatly, and from my lurking, I have seen than some mongers are being asked for more! We all know what a turn-off that is.

Can we agree on a standard?

Cheers,

TC.

Yes I'm a newbie, but my Uncle's name is Tom!

Big Dawg1087
08-02-07, 22:42
Went there on a Wednesday and was met by Hana. She and I talked a little and while we were talking, she told me not to go Next door anymore...Said something about they are having trouble? I'm not sure if its just a business thing or if Royal is really having trouble but I think I will stay away from the DC AMP scene for a little until I know what's really going on.

Anyways, back to Hana. She was very average in the face and body was a little chubby but fine. TS was very thorough and back in the room, wanted the tip upfront. That was a little awkward but whatever. She was very enthusiastic, lots of noise and we ended in CG after CBJ, and Missionary.

One note, during missionary, she apparently knows how to tighten on purpose and was squeezing mini me quite a few times. Very good if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Other than that, left pleased.

Jake Jj 1492
08-02-07, 23:40
Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html

Big Red50
08-03-07, 00:44
We should start a separate thread on such misadventures! I had one a few years ago. I was in an Asian girl's place (not an AMP) and banging her hard doggie. Then my cell started ringing. Jeez. I managed to keep stroking until the call went to voice mail. And finally I finished.

And damned, if it wasn't my girlfriend calling!

They call at the worst times...it's like they know!!! Happened to me once. four different people called in the span of an hour...some repeatedly. I was too busy to do more than mute the ringer on my phone...but, the session lasted quite a bit longer.

To this day, when I see the "hostess" of this misadventure, she says, hey, can you turn your phone off? I don't want you to be distracted. ;-)

Hey Guys been there done that LOL. When I bang I mute the ringer on my phone. When you are my age it is hard enough to fuck, fucking and having a cell phone conversation is out of the question; however I have seen a few SW's accomplish that. LOL

Just my thoughts

Big Red

Big Red50
08-03-07, 00:53
Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html

Anything wrong? WTF Ain't no guy massaging me.
Stick pussy? Homey don’t play that!

Big Red(real pussy connoisseur)

Navy One
08-03-07, 03:31
I was itching after reading Coco's report. I took a cab to Gold during lunch time. The unfortunate happened as they did not buzzed me inside. I didn't wait long, fearing the next person might come along.

This was very unusual. Anyone else have the same treatment or am I the luck one?

IanYes, me, & I did wait long, and even pulled up and park the Mercedes right infront so they could see I could afford services. I thought this was because I was dressed in shorts and teashirt, but in retroscope believe there is some racial bias there.

Sarang Haeyo
08-03-07, 08:19
Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html
Yeah, his eyebrows are WAY too bushy for my taste. Otherwise; not a bad looking guy.

Dis Joint
08-03-07, 09:56
Yeah, his eyebrows are WAY too bushy for my taste. Otherwise; not a bad looking guy.LOL

Went to Royal last night and had Yumi (pronouced You-Mee). Opted for 30min and was given a average TS, and alomst immediately to FS. She started with HJ and immediately to mish. did no want to try other positions. She moans alot (too much for my taste). Overall I give the expirience a 6 because I completed.

Jake Jj 1492
08-03-07, 16:46
Anyways, back to Hana. She was very average in the face and body was a little chubby but fine. TS was very thorough and back in the room, wanted the tip upfront. That was a little awkward but whatever. She was very enthusiastic, lots of noise and we ended in CG after CBJ, and Missionary.

One note, during missionary, she apparently knows how to tighten on purpose and was squeezing mini me quite a few times. Very good if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Other than that, left pleased.
Agree completely with your assessment on Hana...and the Kegels (spelling?) you've gotta love them! If there's anything that can turn an average session into a memorable one (without surprise visits from other therapists, abduction by aliens, etc.), that's it. And no...that manly one in the ad was not Hana...although I wish the cute girl on top was there!

Crazy Dick
08-03-07, 23:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4

Sarang Haeyo
08-04-07, 08:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4
3,000 Korean prostitutes demonstrating???? That's what I call a LINE UP!!!!

LexLuther
08-04-07, 09:16
SH,

Can you see a protest by organized prostitutes in this country? First of all, they would never get organized. Secondly, they would all be toothless, stinking, hags with the droopy, emaciated breasts and skin typical of crack addicts. If you look at the ones on the YouTube video, they are mostly pretty young women. There is undoubtedly some sort of lesson in this story about Korean economics and society.

LexLuther

Jake Jj 1492
08-04-07, 12:03
3,000 Korean prostitutes demonstrating???? That's what I call a LINE UP!!!!
And 1.5 million (estimated total in SoKo)...that's what I call HEAVEN...

Horsetrader
08-04-07, 12:51
And 1.5 million (estimated total in SoKo)...that's what I call HEAVEN...Population in South Korea is 49 million. Going through the math I come up with 1 in 33 people are in the business. Excluding the very young and the very old means that your odds of being able to buy whatever you want are pretty good.

Getrich
08-04-07, 23:04
Requested Hana but was given CeCe. Mamasan was nice and not only did she ask if I'the been there before, before I could answer, she answered for me by saying 'yes, been long time'. Hilarious!

CeCe looked good enough with her clothes on, but when unclothed, her natural Cs with eraser nips were sagging like an old mattress. Not the young tight thing I was hoping for, but her attitude was good enough and I figured I would just give her a good pounding.

TS was good and she made sure I was clean front to back. In the room, I bent over to put out the tip she asked for and she dove in with the AR. Then it was the BBBJ complete with finger massage. Before I knew it, I was about to blow, so I had to push her off of me. Apparently, her punani has seen some severe punishment so she kept her legs tightly closed to keep me from long-stroking it. Mish, doggy, then she got on top for CG. She went at it fast for awhile, then she slowed way down and got me to pop. She's a real pro and knows how to make you pop, so no complaints, but I wouldn't repeat with her. When I was leaving, she was fixing her fake eyelash that I fucked right off of her.

RavensFan
08-05-07, 23:46
just got back from gold. Julie said she was new and it was her first day, cute looking, nice skinny body, a cup. cut the story short, ts and massage were good, one of the better one i had this year. Main event.. not that great, she doesn't like me touching her tits and no kissing them either, and no daty.
on my way out i saw two other girls, one girl had a very nice tan and look very sexy, i only get to see the back of her and didnt get her name, any info? second one was our lovely Lucky, as soon as i saw her she said hi and call out my name, i like that. I will make sure i go back to lucky next time.

Islandhopper97
08-06-07, 20:13
OK - I WISH I had the time to report a good visit today, but I could not break free from work. I read last night that someone was worried that something was up at 1333. So I decided to call and see if someone answered and if they were open. Someone answered and said that they were open at 1333 conn. So I hope that helps someone get thier freak on tonight.

Hope to hear if there is some other scoop out there.

IH97

Pepperguy
08-06-07, 21:10
I went by there last night but there were no lights on and the number I have is out of service. Does anybody know if its still open?

Mr Bojangles
08-07-07, 06:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4You would think that DC would do the humanitarian thing and let them practice here to escape their political persecution.

Mr Bojangles
08-07-07, 06:15
After being disappointed several times with the older Green stock, I've been wandering. The Royal Yumi was bigger and older than me and I should have just left. She must have been a mother several times over. So loose I could just fall out.

Julie at Gold/3rd was quite good but bilked me for an extra 2 jax in advance. Definitely worth it for $1, but will look elsewhere. I hate $ in advance.

Ian Dokkaebi
08-07-07, 15:16
I recently got back from a wild weekend date with a popular provider in the DC circuit. I missed a lot of good discussions on this forum.

My date was absolutely delightful. I highly recommend it for every monger (at least once in their mongering career) to go on a hotel date with a provider. Regardless of truth, I learned many new things.

To my surprise, most of the popular providers in our area are married. I learned that most of our friends are married to older guys. Sucks for us younger guys ;-)

From what my date says to me, the former Downtown Jay "cooperated" with the authorities during the Black Wednesday raid and as a result, she got her colors. She moved out west and I think either has a boyfriend or married as well.

The Toyota sports car made famous by the movie "The Fast and The Furious" is undergoing a transition period. The dusts have settled and things should be back to normal now. I believe Toyota is undergoing some management realignment but I am not certain. You can always Google Toyota for more information.

To cool down from my weekend, I went, again, to the Carriage House to see my gal. Unfortunately, she’ll be departing soon. So, that’s where I’ll be for the next couple of days.

As always, the shower and massage was good. She massages the whole body from head to toe.

Main event consists of shaft nibbling, balls play, CG, reverse CG, off table wheel barrow, and standing K9. Of course, hot towel clean up with some light massage.

While leaving, I saw a young spinner coming out of one of the rooms. From where I was standing, she was a 9, easy. She could easily be one of them import car models. When my gal departs, this new lady will be my target. Anyone have info on this spinner?

It seems that the kittens are returning home.

Ian

PS: I ventured to Sun VIP Club a couple of times but didn’t like the atmosphere. That place serves mostly Asian, different flavors of course. I think it’s been closed for a while.

CabDriver52
08-07-07, 18:39
I visited the Green spot last night. Without a hitch I might add.

I arrived around 9:30P and was shown to room #3. I was told I had to wait a few minutes because the shower was busy. No biggie. After a little while Kay came in and gave me a hug and ushered me to the shower. It's been a while but she remembered me. Amazing. Shower went fine, water was good and hot and the usual cleaning was had. Special attention was paid to a couple of areas but we all know it's good to be clean.

Bach to the room I stretched out and I started to relax. I got a very good massage with attention to every place that was tense. I had had an awful day and needed a little are&are, even if it was only for an hour or two. Kay was definitely on top of her game.

I was asked to flip and I complied. She started the boob (which are maybe a be-cup) massaging and started rubbing my chest. Then she moved down a bit and we were off to the races. A missionary showed up and we spoke for maybe 10 minutes, after that we walked the dog but that went rather quick.

After that, hot towel, for my face and another location. She asked if I wanted something to drink (Coke, Ginger Ale, etc) but I declined. After that I left. 70 minutes on the clock when I was done. Not too bad. I've been out the door in 45 min before so maybe Monday night is a good night. We shall see.

Attitude : 8
Service : 9
Time Management : 9
Looks/girl : 8 (she's a little big in the middle and she does have a kitty with some hair...)
Repeat Probability : 8

Cabbie!

PS There was some activity in one of the parks on my travels from the McPherson Square metro stop. Could have been nothing....just an FYI.

Junky11
08-07-07, 20:05
I went by there last night but there were no lights on and the number I have is out of service. Does anybody know if its still open?

You saw nothing. Dream on.

Junky11
08-07-07, 20:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4

This brings up another interesting issue: What's better? Thailand or Korea. Went to Thailand some years ago and it was good but it looks like Korea could be nicer. Anybody been to both places recently?

Original Gster
08-08-07, 14:11
They are answering the phone again and are open.

OG

Any Mouse
08-10-07, 11:55
Stopped in on a whim, greeted by tiny mammasan and back to the room. Told her I wanted someone "just like her", and in walks Young. Drat! Had seen her before and not impressed. However, she had been on "bacation" and just returned last week or so. Much better this time, seemed more relaxed and open to suggestions. Which I had several!

Standard events, TS was pretty good, and the massage was fine. Service was better than last time, but still NOT stellar. All in all, after this visit, I would probably not kick her out if I got her on the next visit, but would not ask for a repeat.

AM

LoveLOS
08-10-07, 19:40
Requested Hana but was given CeCe. Mamasan was nice and not only did she ask if I'the been there before, before I could answer, she answered for me by saying 'yes, been long time'. Hilarious!

CeCe looked good enough with her clothes on, but when unclothed, her natural Cs with eraser nips were sagging like an old mattress. Not the young tight thing I was hoping for, but her attitude was good enough and I figured I would just give her a good pounding.

TS was good and she made sure I was clean front to back. In the room, I bent over to put out the tip she asked for and she dove in with the AR. Then it was the BBBJ complete with finger massage. Before I knew it, I was about to blow, so I had to push her off of me. Apparently, her punani has seen some severe punishment so she kept her legs tightly closed to keep me from long-stroking it. Mish, doggy, then she got on top for CG. She went at it fast for awhile, then she slowed way down and got me to pop. She's a real pro and knows how to make you pop, so no complaints, but I wouldn't repeat with her. When I was leaving, she was fixing her fake eyelash that I fucked right off of her.

Ditto.

Cece:
Face: 6
Body: 7
TS: 7
Massagi: 7
Sexo: 8
Repeat: doubtful. I saw a prettier model on the way out.

In other news, I went to Royal with BB a few weeks ago. I drew another unremarkable but serviceable model, so I did not bother to report. BB drew a different Thai girl, but her acting was unremarkable also. Still looking for an other fairytale place with enchanting actresses...

Which reminds me: I have an urgent question!

Going to NYC this weekend, surprise trip. Yes, I am RTFFing like hell but NYC is a big market, a lot of data... Can any of you guys recommend a business establishment which would be DC standards or better? Here is my newbie plea in NYC if you wish to keep on topic here.

TIA for any replies or PMs.
LL

Drew Park
08-10-07, 20:14
Going to NYC this weekend, surprise trip. Yes, I am RTFFing like hell but NYC is a big market, a lot of data... Can any of you guys recommend a business establishment which would be DC standards or better?

LL: NYC? Try Flushing, Queens. That seems to be the Mecca for all the Korean babes who travel here (and elsewhere) to work. Try strolling the streets there and keep you eyes open for some of your faves who are "on vacation." Then bring them back to your hotel.

Jake Jj 1492
08-10-07, 20:48
Going to NYC this weekend, surprise trip. Yes, I am RTFFing like hell but NYC is a big market, a lot of data... Can any of you guys recommend a business establishment which would be DC standards or better? Here is my newbie plea in NYC if you wish to keep on topic here.

TIA for any replies or PMs.
LL
Hey LL...or are you the ghost of LL with a friendly haunting? LOL. I posted a suggestion for you on the NY board. Have fun!

LoveLOS
08-10-07, 22:07
I'm the ghost...

Drew. Brilliant

Roamin Roman
08-11-07, 05:04
Went and looked behind the green door again, last week, and this time drew Kay (as opposed to May last time).

I arrived at about 2300. Standard door fee (.6), plus the usual question-and-answer session as we head to the room. Kay asks if I want a shower (and I give the usual reply..."Yes"), then tells me to get undressed. TS is a nice, extended soap-up, scrub-down, and rinse-off. Then, it's dry-off and back to the room. She places a new towel on the table and tells me to lie down while she leaves for a moment.

The massage/accupressure itself was good, with light-to-medium pressure. After about 30 minutes, I'm about to drift into Dreamland. Then, I'm brought back to Reality (or is this still Draemland?) when I feel the sensation of a pair of 34C's gently carressing my back, from ears to shoulders to butt. Very nice! This goes on for about 5 minutes, along with a light tongue bath all up and down the back and along the ears. This lady knows how to get a guy's attention.

When Kay sees that I'm relaxed from the massage and now awakened by the follow-up, she tells me to turn over. Wow! She's a very nice sight, even for someone I'd estimate to be late 30s (or slightly beyond). She applies the cover and begins CBJ, which lasts for a couple minutes. But, before she can start RCG, I tell her that I want DATY. (I'd brought along a small toy that uses one AAA, and I used this during DATY. When she saw it, she was very curious but not afraid of it as some gals can be.)

With the combination of DATY and the toy, she was soon in bliss. Since it was near the end of the session, that was my queue to take her mish-style. She doesn't have sharp curves, but she's tight where it counts. I was only able to last about 3 minutes before popping. She also popped again, and this time she popped big since I kept the toy in the right place during the mish-mash. We stayed together for a mnute or so and just talked, then she got up to go get a towel and some mouthwash. After that, she helps me get dressed, got me a bottle of cold water, and showed me to the door. Total time, just over 65 minutes. (BTW, she asked where she could find a toy like the one I brought. I told her where, and how much, but wound up giving her the toy anyway, as I'd planned. You should've seen how that made her smile.)

Details: Approximately 5'-6", 130#, w/short dark hair to about the jawline, about 34C, porcelein skin, moderately good English, smallish lips below.

Ratings
Looks: 7.5
Attitude: 8
Service: 7.5
Repeatability Factor: 7
Total (incl. Entry): $.6

Max #01
08-11-07, 10:35
Went and looked behind the green door again, last week, and this time drew Kay (as opposed to May last time).

I arrived at about 2300. Standard door fee (.6), plus the usual question-and-answer session as we head to the room. Kay asks if I want a shower (and I give the usual reply..."Yes"), then tells me to get undressed. TS is a nice, extended soap-up, scrub-down, and rinse-off. Then, it's dry-off and back to the room. She places a new towel on the table and tells me to lie down while she leaves for a moment.

The massage/accupressure itself was good, with light-to-medium pressure. After about 30 minutes, I'm about to drift into Dreamland. Then, I'm brought back to Reality (or is this still Draemland?) when I feel the sensation of a pair of 34C's gently carressing my back, from ears to shoulders to butt. Very nice! This goes on for about 5 minutes, along with a light tongue bath all up and down the back and along the ears. This lady knows how to get a guy's attention.

When Kay sees that I'm relaxed from the massage and now awakened by the follow-up, she tells me to turn over. Wow! She's a very nice sight, even for someone I'd estimate to be late 30s (or slightly beyond). She applies the cover and begins CBJ, which lasts for a couple minutes. But, before she can start RCG, I tell her that I want DATY. (I'd brought along a small toy that uses one AAA, and I used this during DATY. When she saw it, she was very curious but not afraid of it as some gals can be.)

With the combination of DATY and the toy, she was soon in bliss. Since it was near the end of the session, that was my queue to take her mish-style. She doesn't have sharp curves, but she's tight where it counts. I was only able to last about 3 minutes before popping. She also popped again, and this time she popped big since I kept the toy in the right place during the mish-mash. We stayed together for a mnute or so and just talked, then she got up to go get a towel and some mouthwash. After that, she helps me get dressed, got me a bottle of cold water, and showed me to the door. Total time, just over 65 minutes. (BTW, she asked where she could find a toy like the one I brought. I told her where, and how much, but wound up giving her the toy anyway, as I'd planned. You should've seen how that made her smile.)

Details: Approximately 5'-6", 130#, w/short dark hair to about the jawline, about 34C, porcelein skin, moderately good English, smallish lips below.

Ratings
Looks: 7.5
Attitude: 8
Service: 7.5
Repeatability Factor: 7
Total (incl. Entry): $.6


Have fun at the Forum
R::R





The above narrative is fictional and it's author intends it only for the enjoyment of those willing and able to read it. Any similarities between persons described herein and persons living or deceased is purely coincidental but darned lucky. Inquiries from members about the grammatical composition of this tale, or the inspiration thereof, are welcomed but will be handled on a case-by-case basis. Seniority rules, as the saying goes. Exceptions may be made for other members I recognize from this or other forums, past or present, real or imagined.]


RR -- Wow -- Don't sue me for plagiarism. but I was about to write an identical story about an encounter I had with the same fictional character. The only differences were that I didn't bring a toy and my story took place about 5:30 the same night. Guess I'll have to PM you and compare notes.

Blue Flag
08-12-07, 09:17
Went twice to the joint with the dark red doors in the alley near the construction site and the building that is home to the National Center for the Education of Retarded Children (I think).
First encounter: Saturday morning around noon. Mamasan sent me to Room 6 near the door. Attendant was Michelle. Older than I like but did not seem to be anyone's grandmother and she still had her own teeth though her boobies were fake and not the best in the business either.
The TS was pretty damn good. I kept telling her, however, that no matter how hard she tried she probably wouldn't get little Jimmie to throw a load cuz it takes a lot more action than was being given at the time to do the trick.
The massage back in Room 6 was an overwhelming mediocre. The SEE BEE JAY was a lot less than stellar. The EFF ESS was AW-RIGHT. I'd say the buck-six-oh I dropped was worth it only because I had never popped in her before and I get the satisfaction that I will not pop in her again.
Episode 2: A Sunday afternoon a week or two later. Mamasan did not recognize me from the week before and quizzed me several times whether or not I had been there before. She did not believe me and had me wait in the cubby hole with the televisions. It was fun watching the alley on the CCTV... especially when other jacks were coming upto the door to be buzzed in... Mamasan finally had me go to Room 6 (AGAIN). I was greeted by Kay. She looked ok. Not the prettiest K-girl I have met but certainly not the worst. She was about the same age as Michelle but better looking. Her fake boob job was better then Michelle's. She looked like there was a little Chinese thrown into the mix. Her TS was excellent. Her BEE JAY was very fooking gudt. In fact I may have to say it was outstanding. Her ball licking and shaft humming techniques were key. All of this was done without the raincoat. She then put the sleeve on a proceeded to give one of the best SEE BEE JAYS I have received at a KMP in Chocolate City. The EFF ESS was a little better than OK. The buck sixty dropped on her was worth it but would still like another floozie to spank the next time I go through those dark red doors.

Christyusa
08-14-07, 09:46
This brings up another interesting issue: What's better? Thailand or Korea. Went to Thailand some years ago and it was good but it looks like Korea could be nicer. Anybody been to both places recently?Hi,

This is a no-contest. Thailand wins in every possible way. I think there are much more Koreans in the business outside of the country than in Korea itself. Thailand is the absolute candy store for mongerers. Philippines comes second.

C

Jericho
08-14-07, 09:57
They are answering the phone again and are open.

OGExcellent. Thanks for the news.

Jericho
08-14-07, 10:14
They are answering the phone again and are open.

OGPlease let us know if you visit there. I've only had a couple of very marginal experiences there since the sky fell way back when.

Jericho
08-14-07, 10:18
This brings up another interesting issue: What's better? Thailand or Korea. Went to Thailand some years ago and it was good but it looks like Korea could be nicer. Anybody been to both places recently?I've visited both, and had terrific adventures in each country. I would say Thailand is an easier experience in some ways. Easier to find what you're looking for, lighter on the wallet, and more over-the-top action going on. Some of the long-time posters in the Thailand thread gave me extremely helpful advice for on-the-ground foraging. The Philippines was at least as good, in my opinion.

But what do you mean by "nicer"? Are you asking about the landscape? The degree of stunning female beauty?

Pipes
08-14-07, 16:28
This is my first posting so please excuse me if I write something that might be out of line.

Since it was a gorgeous day today I decided to visit the GREEN in the afternoon. The place seemed dead but that didn’t matter to me much. I had the typical greeting from mamasan and the same ole question, "have you been here before". My obvious response was, yes. She pointed to hole number 6. I asked what was on the menu, and she said there will be something good.

In a few minute I see Kay walk in. She did fit the description I have read on the Forum, except I wasn’t sure if she has any enhancements done to her best friends. She collected to usual. 6 as the GREEN fee.

After that we walked for a TS which was quite OK since there was a little bit of AR with hand and some soapy HJ. On returning to the room was a massage that lasted 10-15 mins. Then she asked me what I wanted and I said "I want it all". She asked me to undress and leave the fees on the table. She returned and with me on my stomach started a sensual rub down with her bare body. Her soft nips felt very good on my back and my glutes.

After this I rolled over and she brought out the cover and started a good CBJ. I asked if I could reciprocate the favor with DATY, but she said "next time". Then she good in a CG and started off slowly. As I good firmer, she started moaning softly. Her soft breasts seemed very tempting so I sat up and continued the CG while I tasted her nips. This seemed to have turned her on even more. I took the opportunity and grabbed her tiny ass and started massaging it till I reached her rear hole. I started a little bit of FUTB and was very surprised that I wasn’t stopped rather the moan got louder. I think she enjoyed the sitting up CG.

After about 5-6 minutes of this we went to the mish and starting exploring the deep end of the sea. I think Kay likes to moan a lot and I was complaining since it kinda turned me on. What turned me off a little was that after 10 min of mish she asked to release. At this I decided to walk the DOG and she didn’t seem to be to please at that. As for me that was the best part of the entire outing since seeing her bent over body with her ass in the air was a real turn on. I started pounding her and she was moaning louder than before till I eventually drop my load.

After that she picked up the fee I had left on the table, and was kinda complaining that I had only put. 8 and she want $. She started to explain how $ was the standard everywhere, so gave her another. 2

Overall I would say it was a pretty good experience. She was in here 30’s and that was a slight bummer since I was hoping was something more fresh. Here spinner type body was something that I wasn’t to keen about initially, but at the end it didn’t mind it since it was still a lot of fun walking the dog. I am tempted to go back for DATY with her, but not sure. Maybe I can try something else on the menu next time.

I want to get some GOLD or drive a TOYOTA next time. Any suggestions for my next time will be appreciated.

Android
08-15-07, 01:02
I find this forum highly entertaining. I know the drill for newbs about asking without contributing so I've done a bit of dream research like other posters here to contribute to the field of study. Here are some dreams I've had in the past couple months. I've had five different dreams so far and here is what I remember from the blurs after waking up.

G__. Moved locations to somewhere near a dead president.

Cruise to the address after talking on the phone. One door with a buzzer appears. Looks legit. Walk up some stairs with mama Hi how ya doin and off to a room. This is about midday in my dream, sometime in the afternoon. Cutie walks (asian. Keekee? ) Not too much english. TS was pretty good. Not too rushed this time of day. Signals are good as plenty of playin around in back during TS. Dry off and go back to room. Started w/massage, then flip. FS was pretty good. Not too much acting (big turn off if she's trying too hard). BBBJ a little bit, then on to mish, dog, and finish mish. Then a nice back massage. Unrushed. 60+ minutes.

Looks: 6 Attitude: 8. 5 Service: 7. 5 Repeat: 6 Total: $. 4

Fell asleep. Woke up reading the see. Paper. Decided to try a non-asian freelancer. Somewhere near a street with a state name.

Went to "her place". Walked in after parking a few blocks away. First thing I notice is how nice it is and how much makeup and what a nice dress she has on. She's a bit older than I like but polite and asks if I'm LE. (Good sign.) A nice brush of the breast and a stroke of the hair tells her the answer. Had a nice massage, with a real massage table (wooohoo). TF and HJ to completion followed by a nice shower and a real relaxed atmosphere. Kind of weird be/see it was in an apt. Building. But whatever. Best part was her telling complimenting my discreetness and telling me this never happens. (Just the way I like it. A first time for everyone due to sheer animal magnetism) Time was around 90min.

Looks: 5 Attitude: 9 Service: 7. 5 Repeat: 5 Total: $. 20

Dreamland again. This time I'm parking down the street from a house somewhere in a maryland. Called first. The familiar asian voice answers and it's a solo operator working from home. She says a time to arrive too so perhaps its a bit more upscale. Next time I'll have my people call her people to set up a date. I get there and it looks like a regular house with an office attached. Spreading paper on the table makes me think it may be no funfun, but partway through the normal massage (no TS/FS, etc.) I get the flip que and she says "You nice I give you nice massage". The end of my dream was very happy. Cleaned off and enjoyed nice touch massage to relax. Unrushed. Very discreet. Can actually work out muscle tension.

Looks: 5 Attitude: 9 Service: 5 Repeat: 4 Total: $

After reading about some dreams on here, I decided to try a regular spot. What's with psychic shops everywhere? Fast and furious it was. Walked in after work 6ish or so. Met a nice lady who took something green from me. Then I met another nice lady (kiki? . I forget names) who gave me a TS with a little playtime around the areas. Spoke perfect english. Seemed a little tired but still able to please (with her winning smile of course). Started FS, a church trip followed by CG. Nice time. Quite short time. I heard doors opening and closing quite a bit and the hall seemed a bit crowded. Not too much fun walking in from a place with a lot of people either. Making way up the stairs was a bit sketchy. Hoped not to see anyone so stay looking down at the phone the whole time. All in all good time cute chica nice bathing suit and none of those dorky boots (wtf is up with that by the way). It's not like TS is fire fighting.

Looks: 7 Attitude: 5 Service: 7 Repeat: 3 (too busy for me) $. 60

After I fell asleep again, I woke up to find my self walking to somewhere on the 3rd floor next to another place (not a gym). This one was the worst yet. She (coolJ? ) was ok, but a bit rushed for my taste.complained of LE crackdowns around and the need for speed. I tried to explain to her that if you are supposed to have an hour massage, then if it only takes 15 minutes, that's "weird" to anyone who can see people walking in and out. She didn't really get it, but oh well. My first time, probably last. Nice girl, too rushed for me though. Started with TS, then a very fast vigorous, not too good back rub. Wanted to tell her to slow down the whole time. No music, window open and I could hear the people on the street. Very explicit about asking what I wanted. CBJ, FS mish only with no deep end in the pool. Fairly tight grip (for the muscle relaxin of course) though. I think she was a bit uptight that another girl there was probably smokin' hot or something. Nice see cups but barely into it at all and fearful of LE. In need of sedatives.

Looks: 6 Attitude: 2 Service: 6 Repeat: 1 (rushed) $$<-I don't haggle so yep it was a big ripoff

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzz.

Back to sleep for this newbie.

Android

Jake Jj 1492
08-15-07, 07:56
... and none of those dorky boots (wtf is up with that by the way). It's not like TS is fire fighting.
LOL...you're right...the fire fighting comes later.

Ginger Man
08-15-07, 16:12
I read this forum but have not been hobbying of late. So today let me add a report.

I went to what used to be Sky when I went there, I think it is 13xx something now. I met Young and we recognised each other from our pasts. It seems we have both been around.

Everything was standard. I would say she has two negatives--

a. She is um, mature.
b. She really should have paid more and upgraded those implants.

On the positive side--
a. I like mature, a lot.
b. She is fun, playful, talkative, and naughty.

I had a good time, she is not for those who are looking for young, hot, and atheletic. But for an older man, she is just the ticket.

She made me feel Young.

Bseeks
08-15-07, 18:31
Hi.

It's been a while since I was in DC, or in fact, since I have done any mongering at all. Last time in the district, I set out for the carriage house. I had R'ed TFF, and done my research, found the street near thomas circle, and I was off. I walked the length of the alley and I looked at all the doors, but I couldn't find any promising door to knock on.

I did notice a very active gay bar. I kept wondering why I saw so many gay guys wandering around and there it was. I have to say I felt a little conspicuous walking tentatively around the alley, like some nervous straight guy too shy to take the plunge.

Anyway. I headed to 1413, and received a completely average experience for a completely average price. Nice girl, average looking, nothing to write about.

If a fellow monger would do me a favor and give me something more specific about finding the red door through PM, I would be deeply grateful.

As you may be able to surmise, from my hotel to thomas circle to 1413, not to mention a stop at archies, I covered quite a bit of ground. Only saw one SW at 11:00 pm. It was funny because she was covering a lot of ground too, I could barely catch up to her. White, long legs, quite nice looking, fishnet stockings. Another monger got to her first, they talked on a street corner for ever, she had to have seen me following her and watching them, then they separated and she disappeared. I guess it was OK, since I was blocks from my hotel by then, but it was kind of funny. There was nothing strolling about it, she was moving.

Thanks.

B

Jake Jj 1492
08-15-07, 18:58
Hi.

It's been a while since I was in DC, or in fact, since I have done any mongering at all. Last time in the district, I set out for the carriage house. I had R'ed TFF, and done my research, found the street near thomas circle, and I was off. I walked the length of the alley and I looked at all the doors, but I couldn't find any promising door to knock on.

I did notice a very active gay bar. I kept wondering why I saw so many gay guys wandering around and there it was. I have to say I felt a little conspicuous walking tentatively around the alley, like some nervous straight guy too shy to take the plunge.

There's a gay bar near there? Damn...I thought the guys were awfully friendly. Guess I should've gotten the hint when one tried to grab my ass. LOL. They stopped bothering me when I headed for the correct door...

Roamin Roman
08-16-07, 02:07
There's a gay bar near there? Damn...I thought the guys were awfully friendly. Guess I should've gotten the hint when one tried to grab my ass. LOL. They stopped bothering me when I headed for the correct door...Yeah, you sure as hell don't wanna step through the WRONG door, Jake. If they're serving food, you might wind up as one of the menu items --- i.e., a lot of pork between your buns :eek: (mayo optional).

It sounds as though the SWs that were so populous on the K/L Loop a few weeks back are now far and few between. Is that the case now, or am I misreading something? PM me with any details, if you can.

Bseeks
08-16-07, 09:53
It sounds as though the SWs that were so populous on the K/L Loop a few weeks back are now far and few between. Is that the case now, or am I misreading something? PM me with any details, if you can.

R::R

It's funny. When I lived in DC in the 90s, there was practically a parade every night. girls/cops/mongers/girls/cops/mongers

Original Gster
08-16-07, 10:00
Please let us know if you visit there. I've only had a couple of very marginal experiences there since the sky fell way back when.I was able to climb the four flights of stairs last week. The recent shutdown was for interior renovations. There was a lot of new paint and some new furniture, most of it a shade of pink. The lights at the top of the stairs are working, which is the first time I can remember that in a few years.

There actually was a mamasan who answered the door and that was a first for the past 11 months. I hadn't been here since a poor Coco experience back in the spring, so I said to try someone new. I got GiGi and had an okay experience. She was friendly and spoke good engrish. Decent body with nice be-cups. She had huge fake eyelashes and some wierd implants or something on her upper arm. TS was fair but adequate. Massagi was fair. Action after the flip was really good. There was some playing and tonguing before the hat came on. CBJ was quite good, albeit a little short. Main event was CG. She was very nice around the hips and bottom and moved really well. I popped a little too soon before we could change positions. After some GFE, she asked if I wanted anything else. I guess there was potential for another shot, but I wasn't thinking clearly at that point and told her no. I regretted this answer about three minutes later. In short, this was my best time at Supra in quite a long time and I would definitely repeat.

OG

Jericho
08-16-07, 16:26
I was able to climb the four flights of stairs last week. The recent shutdown was for interior renovations. There was a lot of new paint and some new furniture, most of it a shade of pink. The lights at the top of the stairs are working, which is the first time I can remember that in a few years.

There actually was a mamasan who answered the door and that was a first for the past 11 months. I hadn't been here since a poor Coco experience back in the spring, so I said to try someone new. I got GiGi and had an okay experience. She was friendly and spoke good engrish. Decent body with nice be-cups. She had huge fake eyelashes and some wierd implants or something on her upper arm. TS was fair but adequate. Massagi was fair. Action after the flip was really good. There was some playing and tonguing before the hat came on. CBJ was quite good, albeit a little short. Main event was CG. She was very nice around the hips and bottom and moved really well. I popped a little too soon before we could change positions. After some GFE, she asked if I wanted anything else. I guess there was potential for another shot, but I wasn't thinking clearly at that point and told her no. I regretted this answer about three minutes later. In short, this was my best time at Supra in quite a long time and I would definitely repeat.

OGThanks! Very glad to hear things are looking up there. That dream locale was my go-to for a while after DT's customer service standards plummeted.

Macphisto
08-16-07, 21:55
Climbed up the 4 flights of stairs, and the door was opened by the mamasan. She led me to the newly refurbished pink/red-themed room and took the standard house fee. Drew Coco. Attractive face and body, but seems to have implants. She said she's 22, but is probably 30. Went for a nice TS. As soon as we returned to the room, she immediately asked if I wanted everything and then asked for the usual FS fee plus a jackson ($1. 20). I said I always give $1, and she said "ok, next time". So that was a bit of a turnoff to begin with. Maybe they need to pay for the renovations.

Started with massage, and some light kissing and CBJ. Then to FS in a couple of positions. After about 10 minutes of FS, and during CG, she decided to switch to HJ. I wasn't too thrilled about that, and after about 5 minutes of HJ she wanted me to finish. Another turnoff.

Overall, decent looks and service (for about 15 minutes), but poor attitude. Very rushed.

Max Beelyun
08-17-07, 00:33
Went to golds looking for Nana, but she was again "on vacation". (Looks like the hunt is on again.) Decided to see what the luck of the draw was, got Yo-yo. Uh,okay, where do they get these names?

Enhanced B/C cups, thin, okay face, easy on the eyes, but not quite eye candy. I liked her attitude a lot, she was very playful, almost giggly. Probably the most thorough TS I've ever had. Kind of weird massagi, she took her time but the strokes were very rapid. CBJ was enthusiastic but a little toothy for my taste. I tried to guide her a bit but I think her Engrish is nonexistent. She jumped on for CG but that's not really my thing and between that and the residual sensitivity from the teeth I lost some steam. She went for the CBJ again but at that point I just wanted a helping hand. Would have been better if she had understood me (or maybe I was being ignored?). Nice girl, but I would not go back.

Drunk Irish
08-17-07, 21:29
There's a gay bar near there? Damn...I thought the guys were awfully friendly. Guess I should've gotten the hint when one tried to grab my ass. LOL. They stopped bothering me when I headed for the correct door...LOL

You're kidding, right? Just make sure you don't take the "Green" door too literally! You might be in for a surprise.

And such fond memories of that parking lot, too bad they are building there now.

Chaz
08-17-07, 22:18
Pipes submitted his first post recently, at the end of which he said any suggetsion for next time would be appreciated. Pipes, you said:

"After that we walked for a TS which was quite OK since there was a little bit of AR with hand and some soapy HJ. On returning to the room was a massage that lasted 10-15 mins. Then she asked me what I wanted and I said "I want it all". She asked me to undress and leave the fees on the table."

I have a suggestion that might make your next visit more enjoyable. Next time, try getting undressed BEFORE the table shower and the massage. It's much nicer.

Loop Vet
08-18-07, 01:36
Pipes submitted his first post recently, at the end of which he said any suggetsion for next time would be appreciated. Pipes, you said:

"After that we walked for a TS which was quite OK since there was a little bit of AR with hand and some soapy HJ. On returning to the room was a massage that lasted 10-15 mins. Then she asked me what I wanted and I said "I want it all". She asked me to undress and leave the fees on the table."

I have a suggestion that might make your next visit more enjoyable. Next time, try getting undressed BEFORE the table shower and the massage. It's much nicer.

LOL. Nice catch.

Jake Jj 1492
08-18-07, 16:32
LOL

You're kidding, right? Just make sure you don't take the "Green" door too literally! You might be in for a surprise.

And such fond memories of that parking lot, too bad they are building there now.
Yes I'm kidding. LOL

Funny as that is though, I actually thought for a while that this may be the TBWNN...now THAT would have been a shocker...

Papasan1
08-20-07, 21:09
Dreamed I saw Lucky at Gold last night.

She was heavier (lots of baby fat in the mid section) and older (35?) than I'd have liked but performance (gfe) made it a pleasant dream.

Looks: 7
Attitude: 9
Service:9
Repeat: no

Papasan

Artifackt
08-22-07, 03:24
Stopped by 1413K at about 12:15 AM today. Saw "Happy", who proceeded to live up to her name.

Good table shower, nice massage, followed by the the letters C, B, and J. After that she proceeded to put the hot dog in a nice warm bun. Overall, good experience.

Happy:

Looks: 7 (she gets an 8 when she is down south reciting those 3 letters. Some women look really good doing that down there.)
Attitude: 9
Service: 9
Repeat: Absolutely. I'll probably go poor doing that again...and again...and again.

Jet Ranger
08-22-07, 10:35
Dreamed I saw Lucky at Gold last night.

She was heavier (lots of baby fat in the mid section) and older (35?) than I'd have liked but performance (gfe) made it a pleasant dream.

Looks: 7
Attitude: 9
Service:9
Repeat: no

PapasanThe Lucky you saw sounds a lot like a girl that used to work at Young Spa in Tysons Corner several few years ago. Was she short?

Bseeks
08-22-07, 10:39
So I found the red door on Green. Thanks to all who led me in the right direction. Managed to avoid the temptation of stopping in next door for a warm up. Actually next door was very quiet.

Lovely experience. Normal in all ways, normal rate, normal services. Ugly Mamasan, Cute girl (normal K, nothing particularly memorable, but lovely). Lovely TS, but no explicit behaviour other than a thorough wash (I want to delve deeper into the TS services people mention, I have never had anything happen in the TS [other than a thorough wash], which makes sense). Nice massagi, but much closer and more personal than I have been finding of late. I was face down, enjoying a firm massage when I felt her begin body to body - I didn't even realize she had dropped the kimono. Anyway, finished FS, CG and mish. It was all good. Very nice and personal and "caring". What I used to think was standard but haven't found lately.

B.

Sarang Haeyo
08-22-07, 11:32
Mrs. Haeyo informed me that some shit hit the fan down your way Monday night. She still knows many of the girls who work in the area and one of them told her that one of the spas was trashed by some young guys.

Apparently all of the girls and the mamasan are okay.

Anybody know anything about this? PMs are good.

Be careful down there bros.

SH

Rejected Monke
08-22-07, 12:51
Mrs. Haeyo informed me that some shit hit the fan down your way Monday night. She still knows many of the girls who work in the area and one of them told her that one of the spas was trashed by some young guys.

Apparently all of the girls and the mamasan are okay.

Anybody know anything about this? PMs are good.

Be careful down there bros.

SH

Wow, that's horrible news. And people wonder why screening is necessary!

Saiyen
08-22-07, 17:35
Went to the spa off of 10th , was buzzed in and passed a monger up the stairs. Mammasan greeted me and collected the standard fee. In came Nikki and I must say I was dissapointed in the looks department. She said she was mixed with Thai & Indian, anyways started off a the TS barely scrubbing the right areas. We moved onto the massage and she asked if I wanted anything to drink and kept eyeing the table, I guess a hint to leave the tip out before she gets back. Left out a $ in plane sight and lied back hoping there might be more enthusiasm in the relaxation techniques she offered. Started off with a CBJ and moved onto, 69 which she thoroughly enjoyed, doggie and missionary with a happy ending. All in all nice girl, but I will add she is a huge talker, she wants to chat the whole time. Service was not bad but for me I like toned slender bodys and a nice face. I imagine she was in her late 30s and it showed, also rock hard boobs which I was not a fan of.

Seven Eleven
08-22-07, 23:54
Is there a reason that this incident has to be kept such a secret? Honestly, I want to know what the reason is. What's the worst that can happen if you just let the rest of us know what happened? Perhaps someone going in or out before or after the incident can contribute. They did this once successfully, what's to stop them from doing it again? Are we just going to keep acting like little girls and keep it a secret? It's pretty asinine.

Seven Eleven
08-22-07, 23:54
And to add on, if it's such a secret, why bother posting in the first place?

To brag you have an AMP contact?

Please.

Sashimi
08-23-07, 07:57
And to add on, if it's such a secret, why bother posting in the first place?

To brag you have an AMP contact?

Please.And to make it more clandestine we could refer to it as whateverland!

Sarang Haeyo
08-23-07, 08:09
Toughen up.

My post clearly states if you know anything about an AMP being trashed, PM me. You don't know anything about it so don't PM me. I didn't tell you because I don't know you and based on the content of your posts; I don't WANT to know you.

I'm trying to get confirmation or denial about what I heard happened. You can provide neither.

The girls want to keep it a "secret" because such an incident could be bad for business.

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Ian Dokkaebi
08-23-07, 09:03
Saiyen,

You were in the right vicinity but at the wrong place. You should have venture next door to the Royal court. If you like toned slender body, you ask for Hana. She is about 5'3, B/C with nice nips, slender, flat stomach, beautiful face, and gives one hell of a massage.

Don't mind the "pussy farts" in certain position with her, it's harmless. It surprised me at first but now I'm used to it. Oh, and she loves DATY.

Unfortunately, I am away right now so I can't see her as often. The Mamasan is very nice there.

Ian


Went to the spa off of 10th , was buzzed in and passed a monger up the stairs. Mammasan greeted me and collected the standard fee. In came Nikki and I must say I was dissapointed in the looks department. She said she was mixed with Thai & Indian, anyways started off a the TS barely scrubbing the right areas. We moved onto the massage and she asked if I wanted anything to drink and kept eyeing the table, I guess a hint to leave the tip out before she gets back. Left out a $ in plane sight and lied back hoping there might be more enthusiasm in the relaxation techniques she offered. Started off with a CBJ and moved onto, 69 which she thoroughly enjoyed, doggie and missionary with a happy ending. All in all nice girl, but I will add she is a huge talker, she wants to chat the whole time. Service was not bad but for me I like toned slender bodys and a nice face. I imagine she was in her late 30s and it showed, also rock hard boobs which I was not a fan of.

Seven Eleven
08-23-07, 09:09
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08-23-07, 09:18
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