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Larks Tongue
05-31-07, 23:09
Moo Goo Guy,
41 when these pictures were taken I might add silicon is a beautiful thing. :)
Agreed! She has some nice headlights. Talk about an Oriental MILF.
Sarang Haeyo
06-01-07, 07:31
If she is 41. Wow. Thats a good body for 41. I know some 21 yr olds that don't look like that.The Asian woman has quite an advantage over her Western counterpart. Should fate deal me an awful hand and it doesn't work out with Mrs. Haeyo; I will not be returning to the land of the Caucasian.
Seven Eleven
06-01-07, 09:36
Do you think it's wise to post pictures of a massage parlor girl on USG? Something tells me that chances are that she would not appreciate her picture for everyone to see being constantly posted to a web-site devoted to sex workers.
Went by Supra for a quick rub and tug (didn't have time and energy for "everything"). Saw "PB", as in peanut butter. Average looks across the board, with standard see-cup bolt-ons. She asked me several times when I was there last and who I saw, so they are clearly nervous.- I don't look one bit like a cop. She was nice enough, but I wasn't getting any warm and fuzzies. I should have left.
She did give a pretty good massagi, which is really why I went (back was kinda hurting). I wasn't very happy with the service afterwards. I think she was disappointed that I didn't want it all (she had given me mouthwash earlier, so maybe she was expecting more? ) Very nice hand technique, but after about five minutes, she stopped and looked and asked me why I wasn't finishing. Jeee-sus, and here I thought everything was going fine. I told her to show me her stuff and keep going, and I'd give her 20 more. After finishing up, she brought me a cold wet towel, which certainly woke me up. I wouldn't repeat with her, and I'm not sure I'll go back to Supra any time soon. Time to check out some new places, I guess.Thanks for the Supra news, Max. Sorry to hear it was a disappointment, though. That place had been my bread and butter since DT went south, but I've been getting worried... After a few no-pick-up phone calls and a couple of unanswered door knocks, I'd started to assume the pilot light wasn't on anymore. Sounds like they are indeed home, but pretty twitchy.
Should fate deal me an awful hand and it doesn't work out with Mrs. Haeyo; I will not be returning to the land of the Caucasian.
Well there's something we both agree upon. :)
This particular Mickey had a short stay at DT then a couple weeks at Happiness then she settled in for a few months on the fourth floor above the tattoo shop by DuPont Circle. Seems that the girls find somewhere they fit in and then they kinda just stay there alot like Linda @ Royal Jay & Annie @ DT just to name a few.
I have to say I'm up there in age and in my years White, Black, Spanish, Asian (Chinese-Japanese-Taiwan-Malaysia and Korean) I've never been taken care of with more respect and genuine care than my K-girl. I might also add she's not Americanize nor does she wannabe. ;)
Happy Hunting
AJ
Adventure1
06-01-07, 15:50
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon!
Sarang Haeyo
06-01-07, 15:51
Well there's something we both agree upon. :)
This particular Mickey had a short stay at DT then a couple weeks at Happiness then she settled in for a few months on the fourth floor above the tattoo shop by DuPont Circle. Seems that the girls find somewhere they fit in and then they kinda just stay there alot like Linda @ Royal Jay & Annie @ DT just to name a few.
I have to say I'm up there in age and in my years White, Black, Spanish, Asian (Chinese-Japanese-Taiwan-Malaysia and Korean) I've never been taken care of with more respect and genuine care than my K-girl. I might also add she's not Americanize nor does she wannabe. ;)
Happy Hunting
AJI know this kind of talk doesn't belong here but you are absolutely right. I cannot believe my good fortune. Last year, when I first appeared on this site and related my story many guys said it wouldn't last, some said it would. It has and Mrs. (that's right, Mrs.) Haeyo is the best thing that ever happened to me.
I don't want to generalize but if you get a K-girl, it's worth a try. If Micky is 43 now I can't imagine what my girl will look like in 9 years!
No more Caucasians!
Well at first glance that Mickey doesn't look too hot, but factor in the age, she's become a lot better looking for her age that is.
Stopped by the Sun after calling without getting an answer and it is closed for now. I'm just another person who can confirm this.
CabDriver52
06-01-07, 19:20
Sounds like Happiness Spa, LOL. No one has mentioned that one yet, all of the others have been mentioned for the most part.Neverland is still a mystery. Last time I was past (like 2 weeks ago) it appeared Happiness was closed. There was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the door.
I happened to be down that way and was checking things out. I miss Happiness..... . I was going there before I knew this board existed. There are a couple of other places that aren't mentioned but I'm still trying to figure it out.
Cabbie!
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon!
If you would have taken ANY time to RTFF, you'd quickly realize that those who give intel, get intel.
Those who give none and ask for some, get NADA.
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van
My man van :o
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van
Member #4338
06-01-07, 20:59
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon!
Hi yourself you old son of a gun! First time visit to DC, eh? You'll love it. Friendly people, all the monuments and museums, great restaurants. Where will you be staying? How long will you be here? Business or pleasure? Let us know and we'll go right to work putting together an eyepopping suggestion list of places to go and people to meet.
Where are you coming in from? You might want to contact your local Congressman and ask for a guided tour of the Capitol or White House. Cool stuff.
Looking forward to having you visit.
Lax
PS: Neverland is awesome! ;)
I know this kind of talk doesn't belong here but you are absolutely right. I cannot believe my good fortune. Last year, when I first appeared on this site and related my story many guys said it wouldn't last, some said it would. It has and Mrs. (that's right, Mrs.) Haeyo is the best thing that ever happened to me.
I don't want to generalize but if you get a K-girl, it's worth a try. If Micky is 43 now I can't imagine what my girl will look like in 9 years!
No more Caucasians!Sarang,
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Haeyo.
Hmmmmmm. It seems Van and Lax are more deadly with the keyboard. Makes it fun to read the idiocy and don't have anything to add.
In Vegas now, getting ready to go out. local time: 1am.
LL
Score! See my report
Sarang Haeyo
06-02-07, 08:42
Sarang,
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Haeyo.
I'd flame Adventure1 but as I have a death threat on my hands in CT I have to beg off of this one.
Thanks, Ngc
Neverland is still a mystery. Last time I was past (like 2 weeks ago) it appeared Happiness was closed. There was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the door.
I happened to be down that way and was checking things out. I miss Happiness..... . I was going there before I knew this board existed. There are a couple of other places that aren't mentioned but I'm still trying to figure it out.
Cabbie!Cabbie,
I was at Happiness (the old Happiness. Now called Han-Sol. Picked up a card there) last week (Thursday). It appears that Han-Sol is the old Royal people located in the old Happiness location (I rang the bell at Royal and nobody answered). When I met mamasan at top of steps, I asked here if they use to be next door and she said yes. My visit there was ok, nothing really to post about, but I will now. I saw mimi, cute, nice rack, good attitidue, pretty good TS, ok massage, service ok. She had a little flabby stomach which made the service last a long time in multiple positions. Repeat maybe.
Later,
BT3
Visiting DC in 2 weeks
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon!
Better dawn your fireproof suit
If you would have taken ANY time to RTFF, you'd quickly realize that those who give intel, get intel.
Those who give none and ask for some, get NADA.
Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.
Van
I'd flame Adventure1 but as I have a death threat on my hands in CT I have to beg off of this one.
Thanks, Ngc
Hello Sarang and Van
I am dying to flame this Adventurehole, but I have just gotten off 4 months of moderated reviews for various infractions including a shit storm I set off in Indianapolis during football playoffs. You know the whole Colts/Ravens thing, I still can't talk about it. However I have promised Jakson I would behave, so I have hung up my flame thrower and album of USMC M2-2 flame thrower photos. Man this is hard.
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?
Just behaving
Big Red
I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation. No problem, I said, I'll try someone new.
Into the reception area walked "Blue" -- about 5'6", trim, all-natural, and sporting natural C's. We walked through the residential area and I saw about 5-6 other attendants, none of whom I would have rejected. We got to the room and I gave her the usual donation by DC standards for a full workout. The table shower was very good and she thoroughly scrubbed all the areas requiring further attention. Then, it was back to the room. This is where things got a little different...
The massage was professional quality and included a towel between us. This is the first time this has happened to me at this location. I'd been there before but certainly didn't give the impression I was anything other than a real customer. She finally removes the towel and tells me to turn over. Then, still in her uniform, she does a first for me -- massages me abdominal muscles. Then, she tells me to flip over again. This time, she changes her uniform so that we're compatible.
She spoke Asian for a long time and taught me some words I hadn't heard before. Then, she started teaching me French. After a long lesson, I asked if I could talk to her at the same time she was talking to me. She obliged and still kept talking to me in French with no attempt to move on to discussing missionaries, and it was clear that this wasn't on the agenda. A couple of more minutes and I was completely finished, and that was that.
I'm wondering if she was expecting a 6th Jackson, which would have qualified me to be a missionary? This has never happened at this place during the late afternoon...
Buyer beware...
Be safe -- Max
Sarang Haeyo
06-02-07, 11:48
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?
Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon!
Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?
Benchseats Rock
06-02-07, 13:15
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?
I'm enjoying a quiet vacation... maybe he'd enjoy the DC Follies?
Bench
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?The Don would have seen our new adventurer has been properly greeted by his fellow board members, as you gentlemen have done quite well. (After all, if geing flamed three times for one stupid post is not a leaning experience, a newb probably still wouldn't get it with six flames.) Then TM would extend the hand of friendship with some sage advice on how to become a trusted forum member and that if he accepts his flames graciously and learns from his mistakes we mostly have a short memory for newbie gaffes.
As for me, I am on vacation also. Heading to TJ today to really make this a fantasy vacation.
LL
I haven't been out mongering for the last few months cuz this was just getting too damned expensive. That said, I've been feeling the urges lately and today called my favorite place south of the border. No answer! I find a place and I try to stick with it, but I remembered the address of a place that was a little green.
(Hint to newbies, when looking for a place always take the phone number with you). Met a cute little lady who called herself Katherine. Nice body, bolt-ons. Not chatty, but this may be because of limited English. I thought she was a little cold, but efficient. She saw the tribute under my cell phone, so we proceeded with a nice t/s with mouthwash. Back in the room, she gave me a ticklish body rub. I was disappointed there was no a/are (I'd feel funny asking for it). There was no problems with positionings and the equipment felt great.
Here's the interesting part. When she brought me a wet towel, we made small talk and she realized it was my first time there. It seemed to make some kinda difference. She became noticeably friendlier. She said her name was Penny (! ). Her english was still limited but she she kissed me and said to come back.
My guess is people are skittish. What's going on?
Jake Jj 1492
06-02-07, 23:15
I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation.
...
Be safe -- Max
Went there about that same time on Thursday night. It was kind of strange for me too. I got Michelle (first time with her) and she insisted on full fee up front. No problem, and she was nice enough, but the menu was pretty limited with many of the standard stages of therapy missing. The girls there are pretty, but it seems that it is less than predictable what you may get.
Adventure1
06-03-07, 00:12
Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?Sounds like a friendly place.
I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.
I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.
Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.
I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.
Thanks!
Member #4338
06-03-07, 14:35
This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.
Lax
Jake Jj 1492
06-03-07, 16:59
This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.
Lax
I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...
Wayward One
06-03-07, 18:08
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Previous Report posted in Feb'07
Sun (29)
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Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)
1413 (14k) (13)
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Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
Supra (7)
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Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)
Royal (6)
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jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492
Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
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Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Rio (olympic) (5)
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laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)
IHC (Mini) (5)
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pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)
Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
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Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)
GBT (2)
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Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)
H&H (1)
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Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)
CPHC (1 - old)
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Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)
1818 (1)
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??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)
Eye bar (1)
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Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)
??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
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Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)
K spa (1)
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Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)
617K (mirage, magic) (1)
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Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
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Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)
Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)
(Hard Rock cafe amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
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??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)
Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
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??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)
Outside the city
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++++++++++++++++
Star (VA) (1)
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Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Swan (VA) (1)
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??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)
Asian privacy (va)
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pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)
Amma (Bethesda, md)
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lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)
Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
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Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
d be read as interactive fiction.
You left out my report for Angela Royal+. IMHO, this might too much info in the current climate.
Sarang Haeyo
06-03-07, 19:37
Sounds like a friendly place.
I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.
I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.
Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.
I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.
Thanks!Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.
Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.
My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.
Philaborn1967
06-04-07, 06:28
I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by
I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by
You've got to be joking seven posts below a new member has just got flamed for the exact same stupid reason.
You need to get familiar with this web site this might entail some research
( WORK ) trust me I'm being nice.
RTFF
I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by
I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?
Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?
If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.
Van
Sarang Haeyo
06-04-07, 10:19
I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?
Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?
If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.
Van
How kan he reed if he kant spel?
Islandhopper97
06-04-07, 12:48
Ok. After lurking and reading a lot (and being back from a recent trip to FLA) I'm posting my first report. Hope this meets everyone's standards.
Got antsy at work the other day and slipped into a dream. I found myself walking by a place near Dupont that was on the 4th floor with an address that ended in a 3.
Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.
Std jackson spread on the table so she knew the deal. TS was decent, all the standard action there. No mouthwash.
Headed back the room and it was actually a much better and longer massage that I've ever had in a dream before there. I had been getting some short times the past few times there. So I was happy abotu this.
After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.
Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.
ROSE
Face 6
Body 6
Massagi 8
TS 7
Tude 8
Main Event 7
Overall 7
Repeat - I'd prefer an upgrade next time, but would not walk out either...since MMV, I'd see her again and let her try to improve her score.
IH97
Since the spots I'm familiar with are now closed, I decided to go for a trip hoping to play some games at the Olympics in Rio the other day but unfortunately they seem to have some plumbing problems so I went looking for Green-er pastures. I have an idea where it is and circled the area many times but I still can't figure out where the door is to Greenland. So I went down the steps in K.
It took them awhile to open up for me and I thought I would strike out for the day until I heard someone just when I was about to leave. Mamasan welcomed me and seemed to remember me even if it was my first time there (may be I have a look alike? ). The usual talk was given to me before I was ushered into the playing court.
I was matched against young. Although I would say she was in her 30's, she still looked good and came with a sense of humor, a nice body and a huge set of twins. TS was normal fare, and so was the massage. She was straight forward with how to play and we started the game with a CBJ and some raisin twisting until the score was 69 all. We ran a couple of mission offense after the half but used the dog style defense during the final quarter. For the last 2 minutes we ran the cowgirl offense until the final buzzer sounded. Some hot towel was provided after the game.
L - 7
A - 8
R - 7
S - 7
I might ask for a rematch.
Hawkeye In Md
06-05-07, 10:55
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.
Monday morning at work and I have an itch that really needs to be scratched. All through the day that’s all that’s on my mind, can't concentrate, can’t get any work done, its really bad.
Finally at 3pm I give up and start planning a trip to the closest AMP to me with a full menu and with above average talent.
Neverland would be my only stop if they were still open, but alas. You can’t have everything in life.
Through some quick research, I settled on IHC. Stopped by the nearest ATM for the tuition, and was there getting buzzed in by 3:45.
Mamasan led me to a room and asked if I had any preference. I said, "New Girl" and off she went.
In walks the "new girl", she must have been new because her name was not AMP'd or Americanized yet. And I couldn't even say it let alone remember it. She was tall, 5'8" and skinny with no curves. In an emergency she would have been acceptable, but for my situation, I was looking for something with a bit more curves. I looked her over and politely, then asked for, lets call her Kitty1 (true mongers can pm me for further clarification), a proven commodity on here and with acceptable curvage.
In walks Kitty1, looking hot as ever. Tuition + the milk money were there on the table along with a couple raincoats. (In case the first trip is really hot and short, I may want to go for a second trip.)
She collects her tuition, and we get right down to the trip, no TS needed at this time. We started off driving interstate 69, then decided to drive to the edge of the table for some much needed standing mission, from there we went to the rodeo and watched the cowgirls ride, followed by walking the doggies.
Lots of noise and encouragement while we walked the doggies, which is a nice plus, it made the finish that much more enjoyable.
Cleanup and asked for TS followed by massage. TS was nothing worth mentioning, nothing more than some hot water and some soap. A little disappointing, I am spoiled by the GFE TS treatment I used to get at Neverland and these TS was night and day compared to a Neverland TS.
Was led back to the room, and received a nice massage, very average but adequate.
Kitty1:
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 7.5
Service - 8
TS - 4
massage - 6.5
As long as Neverland is closed, I would and probably will repeat, but next time I will make a point to try out more of the talent.
Hawkeye In Md
06-05-07, 12:53
How kan he reed if he kant spel?I need to break out my english to hillbilly translation book for that one.
Hawkeye In Md
06-05-07, 13:00
Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.
Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.
My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.
SNAFU.
FUBAR.
HMFIC.
And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.
HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its
Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.
It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.
Peace.
Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.
...
After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.
Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.
IH97I had a dream about the very same Rose this afternoon. CBJ pattern exactly as you described. The slurping actually started to irritate me, but she did demonstrate plenty of room in her throat.
She's the proud owner of a pair of synthetic pillows. She should ask for a refund in my opinion. Sagged more around the edges than in the middle, which made for oddly textured cushions.
In contrast, though, my dream included CG and RCG, with Rose serving both as director and enthusiastic actress. I worked up a nice sweat, and could swear I left handprints on the saddle from my tight grip.
Competent albeit mechanical massage. Effective, but not sensual. Rose is very professional, but good-natured. Kind of a joker in a gritty, seasoned sort of way. Cuddled after the ride, and actually. Well, purred. Not a GFE in my book, but definitely held up her end of the dream.
Face 5
Body 6.5
Massagi 8
TS 6
Tude 7
Main Event 8
Overall 7
Repeat - On occasion, since she was pleasant enough and willing and active and knew her role well. But not the cream of the cream.
Fell asleep at work the other day. Experienced a dream of a session with a K Girl named Lucky at Supra.
Let me be brief. Lucky is gorgeous. Spinner with a great rack. Thought I hit the jackpot. However, she is like a Ferrari with no engine. Lackluster performance. Virtually no massage. No touchy, no AR, no breast massage. Even had to ask for table shower. In and out in 30 minutes. Don't be deceived by her looks and bubbly personality. Says she's been there for 1 week. From NY.
Regular house fee. Standard college tuition, to which she responded with "more".
Will not revisit her. Worst AMP experience by far.
I'm so happy this was a dream and I didn't really waste my time with her.
Wow, thanks for the intel, Nova. Guess we all have disappointing dreams from time to time. Looks like I had the opposite experience. I drew a Ford Mercury, but had pretty good ride just the same.
Sarang Haeyo
06-05-07, 16:50
I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.
SNAFU.
FUBAR.
HMFIC.
And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.
HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its
Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.
It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.
Peace.I always wake up with a BEMHO and when it comes right down to it; FIIGMO.
Basic Early Morning Hard On
Fuck It I Got My Orders
Gotta love 'em, AAFE. (An Acronym For Everything)
Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?
Been a long time since my last post, nice to see things haven't change much! Enjoy it...
GW
I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
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Flying
Fuck
Max Beelyun
06-06-07, 01:37
...Lucky is gorgeous. Spinner with a great rack...she is like a Ferrari with no engine. Lackluster performance. Virtually no massage. No touchy, no AR, no breast massage. Even had to ask for table shower. In and out in 30 minutes. Don't be deceived by her looks and bubbly personality. Says she's been there for 1 week. From NY.
Regular house fee. Standard college tuition, to which she responded with "more".
Will not revisit her. Worst AMP experience by far.
I'm so happy this was a dream and I didn't really waste my time with her.I had the same dream. I wasn't so thrilled either. See http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=526328#post526328
Jack B Nimble
06-06-07, 14:57
Had to try something new with all the favorites out of action and took a venture behind the Green door. Drew Penny, who seemed a bit cool and businesslike at first but warmed up nicely. Very fit but a bit meatier than the waifish girls, looks quite nice once she relaxed a bit. Above-average performance 7s and 8s all around. More info B/C for members -- I'll share mine if you share yours.
I crashed the two places that are one door away from each other and found nothing of note. I saw basically all providers, decided for one on the cuter side and got a terrible service.
Are you referring to this when talking about the crisis at present?
Would definitely not recommend either these days.
Benchseats Rock
06-07-07, 08:09
I'm digging all the acronyms/backronyms - but my gut is telling me that this is going to devolve sooner than later.
*fervently resisting urge to devolve*
Bench
Since Sun was set for the week I tried a new location in town and hit up a nice place to relax. Porsche met me and this chick an extremely cute light skinned Laos native. No TS but this was the first time I wanted to drive the Porsche slow. I highly recommend her.
She is 5'4- 5'5" with nice curves. The session shocked me with a bbbj which was nice and unexpected. She's willing to do all the work too if you are in that mood. Not a clockwatcher, actually my session lasted almost 1.5 hours. Maybe because I had to wait for 10 minutes prior but the times up announcement came twice before I left.
She's online, but you'll have to know where to look. Or a nice pm to me would work too if your contributions are close to mine. If it's higher than my posts, than I am the one in debt to the season veteran.
Face - 7
Body - 8
Attitude - 8.5
Service - 9
TS - 0
Massage - 7
Had to try something new with all the favorites out of action and took a venture behind the Green door. Drew Penny, who seemed a bit cool and businesslike at first but warmed up nicely. Very fit but a bit meatier than the waifish girls, looks quite nice once she relaxed a bit. Above-average performance 7s and 8s all around. More info B/C for members -- I'll share mine if you share yours.
First time poster, long time viewer. Hopefully you don't ream me too hard.
I, too drew Penny the other day, very nice indeed. I would highly recommend and would repeat. Almost a little too GFE for my likes. She tried to cuddle after activities were completed. Still, A+.
I went to one of my old places this week. Since I hadn’t been there in a while, I asked mamasan for a line up, but she did not speak English. Next thing I know, Lisa comes in. A little orlder, very friendly, skinny, ok rack. We go to TS and I get drilled with the usual questions. After answering a few, I tell her not to worry, I have been here before.
Back to the room. I leave the tip on the table and when she returns, she goes over and says thank you. No more questions. I got a pretty good massage complete with a walk on the back. All during the massage, she kept asking if I was ok (seemed like she wanted to please). As things started to heat up, I was surprised by the light kissing that made it to the right place. On the flip, she started in on a CBJ that served its purpose. Feeling like I had to buy some time, I asked if I could return the massage and she said yes. I spent a little time on her back and then flipped her concentrating on her kitty. We took turns playing with the kitty. She seemed to like it and either came or did a good job acting. Then we started with mish and then moved to a standing mish (no complaints). After I wore her kitty out this way, I gave her the standard line I’ll finish if you get on top. She said ok and went back and forth between a squatting and kneeling CG until I was done.
After the hot towel clean up, she asked if there was anything else she could do so I ask for a neck rub and she eagerly got to work. All in all, it was a pretty good time and the service was good with a good attitude. The only negative was she was a little older and not a hottie. I wish I had gotten a line up. I would rather venture out a new discovery rather than repeat. I guess I got spoiled. Later, BT3
PussProwler
06-08-07, 00:41
Yesterday, I paid a visit to my mini ace in the hole. PP always seems to have a good time there, and is paranoid about all the bad happenings downtown and nw.
I sat down on the comfy sofa in anticipation since its been a while since PP had visited here, and I haven't seen any other critques. At first glance it seems I was dealt an ace.
Tall, young, slim, decent rack, and a nice round bumper. Not the best face, a little bit of youthful skin issues. I noticed the cute eyelashes though. I thanked the dealer for being so kind. After meandering through a labryth I was dealt a three. The attitude of my fellow player seemed a bit spoiled. I wasn't sure how to handle it, so I just went along with the game. and used my best poker face. I put in my normal bet, but I was told I had to go all in. It wasn't the first time playing with this rule, but I'm always reluctant to buy new mechandise without any warranty. But the last time I played this game, my bet paid off, and I'd say I was the winner.
The game was getting a little heated, so I removed all my garments in order to cool off. The next hand consisted of buckets of warm water, soap, and a loofa in all the right spots. Complete, but not quite as thorough as I would have liked. So I helped out a bit with the hand.
The next hand was reasonable. There was good contact in all the achy areas. However, PP did feel this hand was a little short, so I folded. The cards were quickly collected and we moved on to the final round.
The last hand consisted of a snake who liked to eat nuts in the grass, a cowgirl, a dog, and a kitty that was trimmed and very tight entered the game too. The dog was so very nicely rounded, and the twins could be described as nicely shaped bees with stingers about the size of a nickle.
I was suprised how robustly shaped the rear end was on such a slim frame. I do like the lines on these late models. This one is definately a sports car. A long sleek package that is fairly responsive, and can handle all the accelleration, curves, and braking. I was even allowed to examine the tailpipe during the ride which is a big plus when I take a test drive.
Goes by Pepsi. Engurish very very poor. Attitude warmed up throughout, and ended with a lot of DFK, cuddling, and sincere attempt at conversation. The conversation ended up as a vocabulary lesson. This cool beverage is still a bit green, and will probably develop into a skilled dealer in the game of pokeher.
This is not the same older heavier Pepsi described in an earlier mini dream PP had. That Pepsi definately had more sugar, and has been on the shelves much longer. This 22yo was definately a diet Pepsi.
Overall:
Tude: mixed 6
Face: 6
Bod: 7
Technique: 6
Service: short but satisfying 7
Despite mediocre scores, I would repeat if still on the menu. There is a lot of potential if you know how to play your cards right!
PP
I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-byThere is a whole forum dedicated to Northern Virginia here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=713
Enjoy your stay. Don't forget to write about your experiences!
Member #4338
06-08-07, 16:35
There is a whole forum dedicated to Northern Virginia here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=713
Enjoy your stay. Don't forget to write about your experiences!
Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?
Lax
Benchseats Rock
06-08-07, 16:39
Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?
Lax
Am I out of a job?
Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?
Lax
Am I out of a job?
Hello Uncle Dutch
Out of a job Bench? Never there are too many assholes that desperately need to be flamed, it is a thankless job but somebody has to do it. I have to apologize for not flaming any one lately. El Jefe has graciously released me from 4 months of moderated senor postings due to some “issues”, including the shit storm I set off in Indianapolis over he Colts/Ravens playoff game, I still can’t talk about it. Therefore as promised I ain’t misbehaving.
If anyone needs a slightly used album of flamethrower photos let me know, Baltimonger perhaps.
Just behaving;)
Big Red from Balmer
Tjunkyard357
06-08-07, 17:23
I fear my standby, the old olympic joint, may be under renovation or something. If anyone knows otherwise, or can suggest another place for this weekend, I'd appreciate a PM.
Cheers
CabDriver52
06-08-07, 20:11
Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?
LaxI'll second that. Steamvac? Sounds like what you do for a living.
Cabbie!
PS not what I do for a living.
Member #4338
06-08-07, 21:32
Am I out of a job?
BSR:
You, my respected friend, are The Man and can have any job you want.
BigRed:
I took Bench's post as a bit of sarcasm regarding my suggestion.
Peace and love,
Lax
Tjunkyard357
06-08-07, 23:49
No sign of life at Rio (via tele), so went for Royal. Walked the block a few times since it was my first visit. Got a little spooked by, for lack of a better label, a street person that said it's right here, the massage parlor is right here. One more circle and some waiting to clear the area.
Buzzed in, walked up through a less than welcoming foyer, greeted at door and then led to room without a word spoken. Enter Yumi/Yomi. Late 30s but youthful; claims to be K, but I would have guessed otherwise.
Very straightforward and customary to the end. A minute in the sauna, fair table shower, and thorough body rub. No rushing. No asian either though. Not also, I'm not a FS guy so not much in the way of exciting details for you all.
Face - 8
Body - 8
Attitude - 7
Service - 7
TS - 7
Massage - 8
Ah...our new (and with only 1 post you can't get any newer) Ambassador of Goodwill. From now on I suggest that we let the Steamer handle all requests from those who ask questions that would be answered if only they would RTFF. Seconds?
LaxAlways happy to save you a few keystrokes.
Although I have to admit you almost sound disappointed that I sent him away before you got a chance to scorch his kiester. Did you finally pull the trigger and purchase that brand spankin' new, ultra high-pressure, extra-capacity, three alarm Dynamo 5000 flamethrower? I could see why you'd want to take it for a spin.
On a side note, did you know that in South Africa, you can purchase an aftermarket car-mounted flamethrower. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/ There have got to be some mongering uses here. For instance, when mongering in Baltimore.
Cheers!
Made a 3rd visit, my Miki left but had a Jenny. I was her Forrest and all was well.
6/7/7/7
Standard fare.
PC out
Jet Ranger
06-09-07, 16:22
I visited a downtown AMP today near the Blue/Yellow Line and had a remarkable GFE, something I hadn't enjoyed here in a long time. I got the complete package, including DFK and prostate massage, and a full hour of exquisite FS with a professional quality massage to round out the hour. The mamasan had to knock on the door when our time was up. I left thoroughly delighted.
Don't bother PM'ing me for more info. The provider's name and where she works doesn't matter because today is her last day and she's flying back to LA tomorrow after staying here only 3 weeks. She complained that some black guy repeatedly kept coming to their place of business and after getting serviced, he tried to extort money from the girls or he threatened to have his father (supposedly a captain in the Metropolitan Police Department) shut the place down. This place won't even answer the door now if they see a black guy on their security camera. Sorry, but this asshole ruined it for you other African-Americans at this location. Who knows how many other locations he has pulled this scam at?
The provider I saw is here legally and has a bonafide massage license--she dared the SOB to call LE, and she threatened to counter-charge him with raping her instead. He was an obvious liar and never carried out his threat, but he destroyed the work environment for the girls and managed to drive at least one GFE quality provider back to LA. No wonder the girls at this place weren't enthusiastic about their work with creeps like this harassing them.
She also complained about a few other assholes who came in very drunk and were physically abusive to her and the other girls. Her leaving is definitely our loss in DC, not hers as she is extremely attractive, has a wonderful customer service attitude, and will do very well anywhere else she chooses to work.
Additionally, there was a note on the inside of the door at this location that cautioned that someone was scamming guys on the street, claiming that he needed to collect the house fee before customers could be admitted inside. An obvious scam, but it probably discouraged customers who know better from coming inside.
It only takes a few jerks to ruin it for the rest of us. Be careful out there and help look out for the quality providers and establishments--they are an endangered species around here, as most of you guys should realize by now.
Jake Jj 1492
06-10-07, 19:48
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
Sure thing! Right after I solve this little global warming problem...
Crazy Dick
06-10-07, 19:49
Last Legend & Others,
I'm out of commission for a few weeks due to an operation. So I will be nice.
It's located between R&T where it crosses with F&F.
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
Member #4338
06-10-07, 20:32
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
Lost Legend:
Our new Minister of Information, Steam Vac, will supply any intel you need.
Islandhopper97
06-10-07, 22:01
Decided to head down the stairs on 14th last Tuesday before heading out for a business trip. As I was heading towards the stairs, another monger was heading in so I cooled it for a few minutes. Once I got into the little waiting room, mamsan asked me to wait on the couch for a while. I asked her if I could just hang out in a room to stay out of the way (read: I did not want to run into anyone! ). She was nice and let me take a little nap until the next girl was ready. Miki came in. Most here know her. Nice, but not my type. As I headed into the TS, I saw Yong. I thought she had gone on vacation, so I asked Miki what was up. I guess she had a bad client and got into a little bit of a scrap with him and ended up hitting him. So she got sent away for a while. But now she is back for those of you who like her.
TS was standard. Massage was nice, but she gave me a nice hair massage too, which was nice. She just ran her hair all over my back and special parts. I enjoyed that a lot, so I'm going to say that the massage was much better than normal.
Standard FS. Nothing to brag about be/see I jusy don't think she is that hot. She was eager to take my temperture though, that was a new one. I'm going to go back to see Yong. She was looking GOOD.
On the way out, I saw the new place across the street. Lotus? Looked like a bar, I did not have time to check it out.
IH97
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
...that these idiots do not even try to READ the posts before asking something!!
"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
JJ
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
1st St between East Capitol St & Constitution Ave NE. Its not too far from where they perform congress.
I visited a downtown AMP today near the Blue/Yellow Line and had a remarkable GFE, something I hadn't enjoyed here in a long time. I got the complete package, including DFK and prostate massage, and a full hour of exquisite FS with a professional quality massage to round out the hour. The mamasan had to knock on the door when our time was up. I left thoroughly delighted.
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It only takes a few jerks to ruin it for the rest of us. Be careful out there and help look out for the quality providers and establishments--they are an endangered species around here, as most of you guys should realize by now.
Really fucked up but not the first time this has happened. Homeless used to hang out in front of happiness and hassle everyone entering. I'd tell them to fuck off or I was gonna get serious and I was. They backed off.
Jet Ranger
06-11-07, 00:00
Really fucked up but not the first time this has happened. Homeless used to hang out in front of happiness and hassle everyone entering. I'd tell them to fuck off or I was gonna get serious and I was. They backed off.
I remember often walking past the homeless guys panhandling at Happiness. They knew guys going there had $$. They were an irritant for sure, but they were relatively harmless and never stopped me from entering when I wanted to visit. Avoiding eye contact and ignoring them also seemed to help. They also panhandled the tourists waiting for their tour buses. The large flowerpots that appeared on the steps were the management's attempt to control their access to the front door.
I don't ever remember the homeless bums in front of Happiness trying to run a scam to collect the AMP's house fees prior to getting buzzed in the door, though.
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be coolLast I heard, Neverland is still closed.
If you look in the DC Reports of Distinction (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086), you will find links to all the information about AMPs you could ever want, including the most recent list of open vs. closed spas, as posted by one of the DC forum's most prestigious posters, LoveLOS.
Enjoy! And be sure to report back with your experiences.
PussProwler
06-11-07, 01:07
Hello,
Can someone pm me with the address?
Thanks.
Be nice and be cool
Here are the exact directions. I quote, "by flying second to the right, and straight on till morning."
Best of luck, and please post your adventures for everyone including PP himself to read.
-PussProwler
Those of you who were in the Washington DC area in 2000-2001, will agree that "downtown" was the place to be. Ah, those memories. I used to be an observer in this form back then and I am thankful to all the guys in the forum here for being excellent guides.
I did RTFF and was sad to hear about it. Anyways you guys (in DC) are doing a great job and I am going to keep on RTFF and maybe when I get a chance to visit DC again, will come across some other equally nice place in town.
I remember often walking past the homeless guys panhandling at Happiness. They knew guys going there had $$. They were an irritant for sure, but they were relatively harmless and never stopped me from entering when I wanted to visit. Avoiding eye contact and ignoring them also seemed to help. They also panhandled the tourists waiting for their tour buses. The large flowerpots that appeared on the steps were the management's attempt to control their access to the front door.
I don't ever remember the homeless bums in front of Happiness trying to run a scam to collect the AMP's house fees prior to getting buzzed in the door, though.I had a similar experiences. As I left the building on one occasion a guy (not the one who calls you coach) called at me and immediately introduced me to a woman he said was his wife. She was fat and fugly. I put my head down and walked up the street. I also reported some months back that I thought that the alleged parking attendant outside the Mirage was a scam artist. I still think this guy was shaking down drivers who were trying to park their car near the AMP. Its almost the same thing as asking for the entrance fee. These guys have a million different ways to scam stangers.
Jake Jj 1492
06-11-07, 23:07
Thanks everyone although some of you could some Taoism or Zen.
I still couldn't figure out where that place is. Forgive me for not knowing.Neverland is a state of mind where you can be forever a child. Such a place has no physical address or location.
Max Beelyun
06-11-07, 23:24
Hello,
A while ago, someone posted a great AMP etiquette guide for newbies. It appeared to come from some UK site, with DC-specific comments added. Can anyone point me to either the UK site or the report on the boards? I can't seem to find it, and I'd like to forward it to a friend. Thanks in advance for any help!
Member #4338
06-11-07, 23:30
Decided to head down the stairs on 14th last Tuesday before heading out for a business trip. As I was heading towards the stairs, another monger was heading in so I cooled it for a few minutes. Once I got into the little waiting room, mamsan asked me to wait on the couch for a while. I asked her if I could just hang out in a room to stay out of the way (read: I did not want to run into anyone! ). She was nice and let me take a little nap until the next girl was ready. Miki came in. Most here know her. Nice, but not my type. As I headed into the TS, I saw Yong. I thought she had gone on vacation, so I asked Miki what was up. I guess she had a bad client and got into a little bit of a scrap with him and ended up hitting him. So she got sent away for a while. But now she is back for those of you who like her.
TS was standard. Massage was nice, but she gave me a nice hair massage too, which was nice. She just ran her hair all over my back and special parts. I enjoyed that a lot, so I'm going to say that the massage was much better than normal.
Standard FS. Nothing to brag about be/see I jusy don't think she is that hot. She was eager to take my temperture though, that was a new one. I'm going to go back to see Yong. She was looking GOOD.
On the way out, I saw the new place across the street. Lotus? Looked like a bar, I did not have time to check it out.
IH97
IH97:
Welcome to the DC Board! Good report. If you continue to provide useful intel and establish some credibility you will find that regular posters here will be happy to share intel with you, either via PM or pointing you in the right direction on the DC Board.
I can not understand how other noobs, some of whom claim to have RTFF, can come on this board and ask for the location of Neverland and expect to get anything but a flame.
Having said that, Steam Vac seems to be acting nicely as our new MOI, so, without objection, I think we should all ignore dumbass noob posts and let SV handle them.
Peace and love,
Lax
Tjunkyard357
06-11-07, 23:44
OK, twice in a week. My allowance is gone, but at least I spread my wings beyond rio.
I checked out the green joint tonight. It was one of the best experiences in at least a year. I was able to meet multiple friends and then pick a best friend; the TS was absolutely perfect; two muscle kneeding sessions were quite good; and the final attitude was completely satisfying. Sue, K-girl, late 30s, says she's been in DC 5 days via LA.
On the way out, I met younger mamasan and a little toto-like guy named "uncle bob." Or maybe I was uncle bob. Not sure it matters.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 9
Service - 10
TS - 10
Massage - 10
CabDriver52
06-12-07, 18:16
I visited a downtown AMP today near the Blue/Yellow Line and had a remarkable GFE, something I hadn't enjoyed here in a long time. I got the complete package, including DFK and prostate massage, and a full hour of exquisite FS with a professional quality massage to round out the hour. The mamasan had to knock on the door when our time was up. I left thoroughly delighted.
Don't bother PM'ing me for more info. The provider's name and where she works doesn't matter because today is her last day and she's flying back to LA tomorrow after staying here only 3 weeks. She complained that some black guy repeatedly kept coming to their place of business and after getting serviced, he tried to extort money from the girls or he threatened to have his father (supposedly a captain in the Metropolitan Police Department) shut the place down. This place won't even answer the door now if they see a black guy on their security camera. Sorry, but this asshole ruined it for you other African-Americans at this location. Who knows how many other locations he has pulled this scam at?
The provider I saw is here legally and has a bonafide massage license--she dared the SOB to call LE, and she threatened to counter-charge him with raping her instead. He was an obvious liar and never carried out his threat, but he destroyed the work environment for the girls and managed to drive at least one GFE quality provider back to LA. No wonder the girls at this place weren't enthusiastic about their work with creeps like this harassing them.
She also complained about a few other assholes who came in very drunk and were physically abusive to her and the other girls. Her leaving is definitely our loss in DC, not hers as she is extremely attractive, has a wonderful customer service attitude, and will do very well anywhere else she chooses to work.
Additionally, there was a note on the inside of the door at this location that cautioned that someone was scamming guys on the street, claiming that he needed to collect the house fee before customers could be admitted inside. An obvious scam, but it probably discouraged customers who know better from coming inside.
It only takes a few jerks to ruin it for the rest of us. Be careful out there and help look out for the quality providers and establishments--they are an endangered species around here, as most of you guys should realize by now.Damn. I guess the scam folks are out and about as much as they are with everything else. I just thought the shakedown with the homeless dudes "watching" your car was bad. Now this.
Many thanks for the heads up.
Everyone will have to be more careful.
Quality and respect will have to prevail. I admit I generally have a few beverages prior to visiting the spa. I'll have to either cut back or cut it out entirely.
Cabbie!
CabDriver52
06-12-07, 18:20
Decided to head down the stairs on 14th last Tuesday before heading out for a business trip. As I was heading towards the stairs, another monger was heading in so I cooled it for a few minutes. Once I got into the little waiting room, mamsan asked me to wait on the couch for a while. I asked her if I could just hang out in a room to stay out of the way (read: I did not want to run into anyone! ). She was nice and let me take a little nap until the next girl was ready. Miki came in. Most here know her. Nice, but not my type. As I headed into the TS, I saw Yong. I thought she had gone on vacation, so I asked Miki what was up. I guess she had a bad client and got into a little bit of a scrap with him and ended up hitting him. So she got sent away for a while. But now she is back for those of you who like her.
TS was standard. Massage was nice, but she gave me a nice hair massage too, which was nice. She just ran her hair all over my back and special parts. I enjoyed that a lot, so I'm going to say that the massage was much better than normal.
Standard FS. Nothing to brag about be/see I jusy don't think she is that hot. She was eager to take my temperture though, that was a new one. I'm going to go back to see Yong. She was looking GOOD.
On the way out, I saw the new place across the street. Lotus? Looked like a bar, I did not have time to check it out.
IH97Lotus is a bar...I've been past many times. Friday and saturday nights you'll see some of the HOTTEST women waiting in line to get in. Just a stroll will give any red blooded American a smile if not more.
Cabbie!
Islandhopper97
06-12-07, 19:11
Lax - thanks. It's not too hard to FTFR (follow the fucking rules).
IH97
Cracksmoak
06-12-07, 19:46
Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.
Max Beelyun
06-12-07, 19:51
It's just so darn convenient. I keep thinking I should keep walking and check out the green door, but the extra walking time makes me a bit late for dinner. Though I just saw Tjunkyard357's report and I'm reconsidering.
Anyway. Took the downward steps off K street. Looks like someone ripped the door handle off.- I wonder what's up with that. Met Jennifer. Sweet, nice laugh, pretty face, natural be. 5 cups. Nice playful TS. Rather amateurish massage.- kind of rough without going deep. I felt like I was dancing in place. Surprised me with a little BBBJ but I got covered up after a moment (whew). Nice technique, good eye contact. Walked the dog for a few minutes. She's tight. Turned over for a while. A long while. Everything was great but I wasn't finishing and she was getting tired. She requested a manual finish, so I juiced her. I would see her again. Ratings:
Face - 8
Body - 7
Attitude - 10
Service - 9
TS - 8
Massage - 5
Hello,
A while ago, someone posted a great AMP etiquette guide for newbies. It appeared to come from some UK site, with DC-specific comments added. Can anyone point me to either the UK site or the report on the boards? I can't seem to find it, and I'd like to forward it to a friend. Thanks in advance for any help!I believe the document you seek may be found here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=530038#post530038
It was posted by, but not written by, the prominent DC forum poster LoveLOS.
Benchseats Rock
06-13-07, 02:03
It was posted by, but not written by, the prominent DC forum poster LoveLOS.
Speaking of the devil - where the fuck is he hiding out anyway?
Speaking of the devil - where the fuck is he hiding out anyway?RTFF, newb!
Just kidding. Prolific poster LoveLOS is currently "on vacation". Fortunately for this forum, not the AMP-style never to be heard from again vacation.
LoveLOS is in mongering in Mexico. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=533244&postcount=2552
It's been over 6 months since I visited an AMP. I basically took a vacation because everything went downhill after the major bust 6 months ago. The last place I went was K street and the providers were older and chunkier.
A question for anyone the recently visited K or IHC. Has the providers improved. Meaning younger with tighter bods.
Freshly Snipes
06-14-07, 10:37
Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.LOL! Funny:D
Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.
That's a shame I was at Royal a few weeks back and there were providers were better than a 4.
Max Beelyun
06-14-07, 22:36
Turns out I had some extra time and money today, so I decided to bypass my usual 1413 stop and go to 1333. My directions said to continue on 14th and then turn right on green court. Well, I never saw it. When I got to P street, I turned and came back down 13th figuring I might cross it. No joy. How the heck did I miss it? Can anyone help me out here?
Freshly Snipes
06-15-07, 12:33
Hot off my 'Sun being hit Paranoia' I decide to venture out back into the world of our slanty eyed vixens. Its been months since I even considered going back into an AMP, but like the saying goes 'old habits are hard to break'.
After reading Cracksmokes report on H&H I immediately crossed that locale off my to do list. Other spots in the area having always been a little risky when it comes to LE presense especially those on I and K streets; the one spot that has never had me looking over my shoulder to see if my poe-poe was gonna tap me on my shoulder has always been Supra. Despite the horrific treasue-hunt like ordeal of trying to track down a parking spot, Supra is a pretty secure establishment.
So I head on over without calling. The main front door is locked, so I ring the buzzer and hear it open. Travel up the 4 flights of steps and am about to ring the AMP doorbell when another monger goes dashing down the steps. :confused: Did he just do a fuck-and-dash job? I hear a mild set of commotion from one of the rooms, as I'm hurried in. The ground level door locked as I entered, so if the monger did make a dash for it without paying, I doubt he made it through the door. Unless it can be opened from the inside, regardless. Shame on you.
Anyhow, not my prob. I pay mama the house fee and get undressed. I hear more commotion outside my door. Someone sounds pissed but since I don't speak Korean, i haven't the faintest clue on what's going on. In walks a girl. She has tears in her eyes, and her face is as red as a cheerie. She give me a fake smile, and signals for the benjamin up front. I ask if she's ok, she gives me a half ass nod as she signals with her hands once again to cough up the dough. O. K, I consider myself sympathic to women's needs and all but I'm damned if about about to let the actions of some other asshole fuck up my evening, so with a heavy heart, i ask for another girl. She just stares at me for a sec then leaves the room without saying a word. Sure I felt bad, but like I said before, whatever went on is not my problem. She look pretty good. A little small and flat chested for my taste but had a pretty face. Didn't acquire a name.
About 5 mins go by and in comes another girl. She introduces herself as Co-Co. Now Co-co was more my type. The best description of her body is that of Jessica Biels- toned but not too muscular. You can tell she works out. Flat tummy, with slight 6 pack definition and legs of steel. Now we're talking! She was a point down in the face department from the last girl but the overall package more than made up for it. Didn't ask her age but she looked like she was in her 30's and spoke flawless english. An enhanced C rack.
Off to the TS we go and I get a well performed soap down. Back at the room, she performed a excellent deep tissue massage that nearly had me nodding off to sleep because I was so relaxed, and almost forgot why I was really there. At this time she asked THE QUESTION, and signalled for the fee. She counted it right before my eyes while winking at me the whole time.
She woke up my tool with a very sloppy, and saliva ladden BLS and AR session, must have went on for about ten minutes, during which the whole time she barely even touched my night stick. Must be her thing. Felt so good, I didn't even complain or want the presumed CBJ. Turns out BJ wasn't even part of her forteit because she delicately slips on the cover with her fingers and pulls me into mish. Not being a big mish fan, I quickly change us into K9 where I could relish and admire her firm rear and thighs. Switched to the wheelbarrow position with me standing on the floor and her holding onto the mattess, and after about 15 minutes of moaning and groaning I couldn't hold on any more. Sensing I was about to erupt, she did something no other AMP girl has ever done to me during the many years in thehobby:
She spun around, so that she was sitting on the edge of the bed and with me still standing, she ripped off the cover and performed what I can best describe as 'flicker and spit'; where she would flicker her tongue over the head of my tool, catch the baby batter that was exploding out and quickly spit it out or let it drip down onto the floor. All I can say about that was wow! What a winner! She continued to HJ me until I could barely stand up.
I thanked her repeatedly for the awesome finish, as she helped me dress and told her I'the be back to see her soon.
I'm really jsut astounished that I finally had a great session at a place that has been pretty shoddy as of late. ;)
Co-Co
Face. 7. 5
Body. 9.5 (not ten cause her boobs weren't real. Real nice. But not natural!)
Attitude. 8
Service. 9
TS. 8
Massage. 10
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones.
BUFFARILLA!! ROFL.
I haven't heard that term in at least 20 years! I was introduced to it by an old Navy Master Chief who was describing some of the babes who would hang around the CPO Club.
Buffarilla = Part buffalo and part gorilla!
What happens to 521 g st?
This is the descriptions of the girls, I mean Buffarina's on 3rd Floor 1812 M St.
JMHO, PC out
Jake Jj 1492
06-16-07, 02:18
This will be a fairly brief report...as was my dream.
Tried to follow in Freshly's footsteps tonight and called ahead for Coco. "She's available now," so I tell mama I'll arrive five minutes later. Cute 20-something girl answers and I say I just called...she doesn't give me her name and takes me to the room. Exchange brief greetings and provide the standard fee.
She comes back with change and I've already left the milk money by the little harley on the dresser. Half-ass, 5-minute TS follows. Get back and 5-minute massage. She pops the question and then proceeds to a 2-minute fingertip massage.
On the flip, she speaks some french and then puts on her cowboy hat. Woohoo, it seems it's going to be a wild ride...for three minutes. Barely 15 minutes in, she must have thought I was from Finland, because she started saying "you Finnish."
Before driving into the mission, I try to go in for a quick meal, but there's no food available. I go to play with her milkduds and again she starts talking about the people of Finland. Barely 20 minutes in, she says she wants to take things into her own hands...over in 30 minutes. Dressed myself and left.
Very limited, rushed, with little relaxation. This must have been Freshly's girl #1, as I doubt things could be this different with Coco. Think I saw the real Coco as I was leaving.
Also of note, they turned away folks at 12:20 saying they were full and too busy...but the place was empty. They asked me to close the door on the way out at 12:35...but closing time is supposed to be 2:00?
F - 8
B - 8.5
A - 4
S - 5 (6 if not rushed)
T - 3
M - 4
Rejected Monke
06-16-07, 13:41
This will be a fairly brief report...as was my dream.
That's just the way Supra operates. 30 minutes is the limit. I have received good service (as much as 30 minutes would allow) but I have yet to see anything beyond average in terms of looks.
Freshly Snipes
06-16-07, 17:13
That's just the way Supra operates. 30 minutes is the limit. I have received good service (as much as 30 minutes would allow) but I have yet to see anything beyond average in terms of looks.Well i must say, my last visit (see my last report) was extremely exceptional for Supra. I was in and out in about 40. I was pleasantly suprised. I guess it's like winning the lottery over there. The last dozen visits were terrible but once in a while you catch the right person (provider), on the right day, and things turn out great. Go get a sip of Co-Co ppl, but like we all know in this hobby...... YMMV.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
To Max Billion: Green Ct. Is little more than an alley, just north of L Street if you are walking up 14th. You also wouldn't find it coming back down 13th because it doesn't go through to 13th. It turns and comes out on Massachusetts between 13th and 14th. I used to enter off of L Street through a parking lot, but the parking lot is a construction site now for a new building. But if you are on L Street between 13th and 14th you want to get just behind the construction site. I had avery interesting experience there last time. I'll add a report on that soon.
Jake Jj 1492
06-16-07, 19:48
Well i must say, my last visit (see my last report) was extremely exceptional for Supra. I was pleasantly suprised. I guess it's like winning the lottery over there. The last dozen visits were terrible but once in a while you catch the right person (provider), on the right day, and things turn out great. Go get a sip of Co-Co ppl, but like we all know in this hobby. YMMV.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
YMMV is definitely the case. But I think I'll play my cards somewhere else as I've yet to walk away a winner from there.
Earlier in the week, I went out at about 10:45 on Wednesday night. I went to buy some A/V equipment, but they were closed. Then off to see the Venus de Milo, but, alas, I couldn't enter there either. So, ventured out for an Ethiopian snack...still no luck. Third strike, you're out, but hey, I was persistent. Ventured down south to a Golden shrine, and the shrine was locked down. So, although I knew it was closed, I decided to go get a tan. No go there either.
Finally, at nearly midnight, I found my Happy place and met a wonderful, beautiful, dimpled guide. She was very proficient at her task...knowing all the secrets of the this happy place. She gave me the choice of watching the movie or riding the bus...and I chose to watch the movie later. It was a fun tour covering all the sites, and I beeped her horn five times. We relaxed and watched the movie afterwards to smooth out any bumps from the travels.
Lisa
F 7.5
B 7.5
A 9
S 8.5
TS 8.5
M 9
So what was going on Wednesday night? So many stops were dead-ends it was a bit unnerving.
If you go to:
maps.google.com
and enter the address you will see exactly where any place is! Then, if you click on "hybrid" in the top right corner of the map you can see the actual buildings!
The pictures are not current but are fairly new so you can use it as your guide.
Just for practice, do this now:
maps.google.com
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW, Washington, DC
Click on "hybrid" in the top right of the map and you can almost see George and Laura waving at you!
JJ
To Max Billion: Green Ct. Is little more than an alley, just north of L Street if you are walking up 14th. You also wouldn't find it coming back down 13th because it doesn't go through to 13th. It turns and comes out on Massachusetts between 13th and 14th. I used to enter off of L Street through a parking lot, but the parking lot is a construction site now for a new building. But if you are on L Street between 13th and 14th you want to get just behind the construction site. I had avery interesting experience there last time. I'll add a report on that soon.
Stopped by the S this past Thursday night at a quarter till 11. Seems we're all having the same reoccurring dreams! After finding a parking spot, I we in and up the stairs – main entrance was wide open. Hoofed up the stairs, rang the bell, was greeted and told to wait after paying the usual fee. Took a short nap and woke up to find "Coco" entering. Nice tan body, enhanced C’s, cute face. Had an average TS – decent massage with a few good back cracks thrown in. Here’s where the dream begins – was asked the question and responded in kind. Did not know it was $. 2 more than the usual fee at IHC or Downtown. Average CBJ in the 69 position – great view, was followed by a somewhat rushed CG then K9. Overall attitude was more pro then GFE – prefer a little of the later. Nice conversation afterwards – learned that she used to work at Downtown a couple of years ago as Sarah. Overall it was an above average (6. 5) wet dream – maybe earlier time and repeat visitor will yield a hotter fantasy. Main door was closed on my way out.
A few weeks ago I stopped by 1333. It was not my first choice, and things seemed to go badly from the start. First, mamasan put me in the sauna. Not a bad thing by itself, but I'm still wondering about the girl. Then, mamasan says she will give me the table shower. Ordinarily I probably would have left, but in this instance I went ahead, and you know what? This was an incredible table shower. She covered everything and even told me my feet were too dry and needed lotion. I figured: "Yeah, whatever. " So when I was back in the room I began to feel like the "girl" would not much of a girl, so I began thinking about asking for a BBBJCIM, a rare occurrence in an AMP. When my girl came in, she provided a fantastic massage. Funny, she applied lotion to my feet. When I asked, she told me Mamasan told her I needed it. Nice touch. I felt like they really cared about me. So, after a fabulous massage, May asked me to flip over. After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. She seemed to like that. After she completed a great massage, she made me promise to return to see her again. So I figured she wasn't too upset by my ejaculating in her mouth. I told her I would be back, but I have not been yet. So I don't know if she's still there.
This was my third experience of BBBJCIM in an AMP, one of which was with Louie at Happiness. I will report on that soon. I apologize for reporting so late, but I travel a lot and don't have much time to report.
A few weeks ago I stopped by 1333. It was not my first choice, and things seemed to go badly from the start. First, mamasan put me in the sauna. Not a bad thing by itself, but I'm still wondering about the girl. Then, mamasan says she will give me the table shower. Ordinarily I probably would have left, but in this instance I went ahead, and you know what? This was an incredible table shower. She covered everything and even told me my feet were too dry and needed lotion. I figured: "Yeah, whatever. " So when I was back in the room I began to feel like the "girl" would not much of a girl, so I began thinking about asking for a BBBJCIM, a rare occurrence in an AMP. When my girl came in, she provided a fantastic massage. Funny, she applied lotion to my feet. When I asked, she told me Mamasan told her I needed it. Nice touch. I felt like they really cared about me. So, after a fabulous massage, May asked me to flip over. After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. She seemed to like that. After she completed a great massage, she made me promise to return to see her again. So I figured she wasn't too upset by my ejaculating in her mouth. I told her I would be back, but I have not been yet. So I don't know if she's still there.
This was my third experience of BBBJCIM in an AMP, one of which was with Louie at Happiness. I will report on that soon. I apologize for reporting so late, but I travel a lot and don't have much time to report.I will never kiss another girl at an Amp. Bareback cuming seems wrong on so many levels.
Max Beelyun
06-18-07, 14:54
...After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. Grabbing her head and forcing her on you seems kind of rude to me, to put it mildly.
Seven Eleven
06-18-07, 18:46
A few weeks ago I stopped by 1333. It was not my first choice, and things seemed to go badly from the start. First, mamasan put me in the sauna. Not a bad thing by itself, but I'm still wondering about the girl. Then, mamasan says she will give me the table shower. Ordinarily I probably would have left, but in this instance I went ahead, and you know what? This was an incredible table shower. She covered everything and even told me my feet were too dry and needed lotion. I figured: "Yeah, whatever. " So when I was back in the room I began to feel like the "girl" would not much of a girl, so I began thinking about asking for a BBBJCIM, a rare occurrence in an AMP. When my girl came in, she provided a fantastic massage. Funny, she applied lotion to my feet. When I asked, she told me Mamasan told her I needed it. Nice touch. I felt like they really cared about me. So, after a fabulous massage, May asked me to flip over. After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. She seemed to like that. After she completed a great massage, she made me promise to return to see her again. So I figured she wasn't too upset by my ejaculating in her mouth. I told her I would be back, but I have not been yet. So I don't know if she's still there.
This was my third experience of BBBJCIM in an AMP, one of which was with Louie at Happiness. I will report on that soon. I apologize for reporting so late, but I travel a lot and don't have much time to report.What did you expect her to say afterwards? She just wanted your money and for you to get the fuck out as quickly as possible. What you did is wrong on so many levels and the fact you feel the need to brag about it here says there's something wrong with you as well. I hope no one follows your fucked up lead. You are the type of monger that causes these girls to grow cold inside.
Grabbing her head and forcing her on you seems kind of rude to me, to put it mildly.I think the post is NOT real, but just a mild bondage dream!
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Jake Jj 1492
06-18-07, 19:02
Grabbing her head and forcing her on you seems kind of rude to me, to put it mildly.
You can't say it was "offered" when she had no choice.
Grabbing her head and force feeding her the juice is JUST WRONG! That borders on abuse - hell, it IS abuse!
She should have clamped down and gave you a hard bite!
...terrible...
JJ
A few weeks ago I stopped by 1333. It was not my first choice, and things seemed to go badly from the start. First, mamasan put me in the sauna. Not a bad thing by itself, but I'm still wondering about the girl. Then, mamasan says she will give me the table shower. Ordinarily I probably would have left, but in this instance I went ahead, and you know what? This was an incredible table shower. She covered everything and even told me my feet were too dry and needed lotion. I figured: "Yeah, whatever. " So when I was back in the room I began to feel like the "girl" would not much of a girl, so I began thinking about asking for a BBBJCIM, a rare occurrence in an AMP. When my girl came in, she provided a fantastic massage. Funny, she applied lotion to my feet. When I asked, she told me Mamasan told her I needed it. Nice touch. I felt like they really cared about me. So, after a fabulous massage, May asked me to flip over. After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. She seemed to like that. After she completed a great massage, she made me promise to return to see her again. So I figured she wasn't too upset by my ejaculating in her mouth. I told her I would be back, but I have not been yet. So I don't know if she's still there.
This was my third experience of BBBJCIM in an AMP, one of which was with Louie at Happiness. I will report on that soon. I apologize for reporting so late, but I travel a lot and don't have much time to report.
EightTrack65
06-18-07, 21:28
Went to 1818 last week since all my favorites are shut down. Meet mamasan Lee and she only had 2 girls a blonde and brunette. Since I went with one of my asian buddies I let him choose. So I got the brunette. Can't remember her name after asking many times. It's truly upsetting that my vermont ave. Is gone after 7 years of taking my clients to a business meeting they will always remember.
face 7
body 7
attitude 5
service 6
ts 5
massage 5
And my asian buddy said his experience was no better
Went back the next day with a client and was told it was a 40min wait so we bounced--damn and he was paying.
Freshly Snipes
06-18-07, 22:14
A few weeks ago I stopped by 1333. It was not my first choice, and things seemed to go badly from the start. First, mamasan put me in the sauna. Not a bad thing by itself, but I'm still wondering about the girl. Then, mamasan says she will give me the table shower. Ordinarily I probably would have left, but in this instance I went ahead, and you know what? This was an incredible table shower. She covered everything and even told me my feet were too dry and needed lotion. I figured: "Yeah, whatever. " So when I was back in the room I began to feel like the "girl" would not much of a girl, so I began thinking about asking for a BBBJCIM, a rare occurrence in an AMP. When my girl came in, she provided a fantastic massage. Funny, she applied lotion to my feet. When I asked, she told me Mamasan told her I needed it. Nice touch. I felt like they really cared about me. So, after a fabulous massage, May asked me to flip over. After a few minutes, she began a fantastic BBBJ. She had a lot a saliva, so it felt great, and I was in a situation where I was about to spew with no cover. So I grabbed her head and let go. After a few seconds, she began coughing and seemed really upset. She said "Are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth? " I was afraid I made a huge mistake, but I told her that it felt so incredibly good that I couldn't control myself. She seemed to like that. After she completed a great massage, she made me promise to return to see her again. So I figured she wasn't too upset by my ejaculating in her mouth. I told her I would be back, but I have not been yet. So I don't know if she's still there.
This was my third experience of BBBJCIM in an AMP, one of which was with Louie at Happiness. I will report on that soon. I apologize for reporting so late, but I travel a lot and don't have much time to report.Your other two BBBJCIM, did you at least ask first?
And i've never really gotten one..has anyone else? I thought it was kinda a no-no in AMP's...i guess if you offer way above the standard fee, anythings possible.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Dang it - I try to report on new things but those that do contribute, do a fine job of it. Original post by PP here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=535040&postcount=2584
My review does not differ greatly: TS was good, paid attention to all the right spots. Massage was average at best. Attitude was not poor but not very excited neither. Had a hard time finishing however I was surprised that this seem to illicit some interest in her - switched to mish to make it as comfortable as I could while jack hammering away - and her fake moans from before seemed to turn to real ones - while this might have been total acting to get me to pop, it was convincing and eventually after much sweatiness I popped. After this experience her attitude improved significantly with some LFK and cuddling. Even started singing some Mariah Carey that was playing on the radio.
A few comments about IHC - no gate or $5 charge when i went at 11pm. And just like last time I went there, some significant SW activity which I will report in SW section.
And with regards to BBBJCIM report by Chaz - when she said "are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth" she wasn't referring to choking on your cum, she's referring to you giving her AIDS.
Jake Jj 1492
06-19-07, 09:23
Just so everyone knows, fuck ups like Chaz are causing high quality girls to leave AMPs and go for big time. May quit after that faggot Chaz came by and she now works at some place called Sky.
If you're talking about the place in VA, it sucks for us, but is good for her. No more assholes forcing her to do things against her will.
Horsetrader
06-19-07, 22:29
Your other two BBBJCIM, did you at least ask first?
And i've never really gotten one..has anyone else? I thought it was kinda a no-no in AMP's...i guess if you offer way above the standard fee, anythings possible.
Mr.Snipes aka G13Although I no longer do anything BB, I have had more than one BBBJ in AMPs. One time I was about to shoot my load and I pulled away because I wanted to finish elsewhere. She told me she wanted to "taste my juice." BBBJCIM was clearly offered, but refused. I'm sure I paid the standard buck-sixty. This was an AMP where I was well known and a girl that I had seen a couple of times before.
Much is available in an AMP where you are well known.
Horsetrader
I am wondering if the Coco from S is the same as the Coco from Downtown? Supposedly she was Sarah at Downtown. I think it may be the real Coco as I have heard she left Hawaii and is back here working. From what I hear she left Hawaii with out paying her gambling debts, rent on her Spa, owes gambling debts in LA, LV and AC. From what I also hear she is in alot of trouble so I can see her coming back here. I am not in a position to go there to check it out until Sunday so if you know the old Coco from Downtown go by and see if she is the same. I will post her picture tomorrow. I am also told to be very careful of her for other reasons and you can PM me for more info.
Boy do I miss Downtown, Maya, Sharon, Michelle and Coco. What wonderful memories.
I went to my old spot Monday afternoon asked for the lineup. Was introduced to three girls CC, Lisa (who I had seen before – see previous post) and I don’t remember the thirds ones name (too busy concentrating on the first). I picked CC.
Immediately, we switched rooms, she must have a favorite. Since I already paid mamasan the house, CC helped me get undressed. After I was undressed and standing there, she started a slow light BBBJ (which was pretty good). I was wondering how I was so fortunate to get that the first time, maybe mamasan tipped her off I was a good customer. Off to the TS. TS was very good. Very slow and also massage before rinse. Lots of attention paid to the front side.
Back to the room for a dry off, she asked me to leave tip on table when she left. I did (but didn’t like being asked, but was ok since I was new to her). She comes back, thanks me for the tip (but did not touch it), hides her tools under the towel, and gets undressed. Massage was ok but a little short (more on that later). Light kissing was followed by AR (which was pretty good). On the flip, another BBBJ. I had to buy some time by now, so I offered massage. She accepted. On the flip, I offered DATY which she also accepted and either really liked or did a good job faking. Back to a CBJ, then mish, then K9, then CG to complete. After a little rest, she gets the wet towel (which she already had) and puts on a blue robe and says "massagie when I come back".
I was already running a little late so I had got dressed. She seemed disappointed when she got back and said that I should stay for massage next time, which I will. Overall the experience was better than average. Later, BT3
DickAllMighty
06-20-07, 21:49
What's up, everybody? DickAllMighty reporting in.
So due to my paranoia I've tried to find AMPs that are not well known by our community. Part of my criteria is that it must not be published here on this site, and it must not be advertised in a paper like Citypaper. Unfortunately, if a place is not well-known to us, there's a good likelihood that a location turns out not to be a place for us dreamers after all. Last Sunday I went to do a little light recon on a couple of addresses I found. One turned out to be more of a beauty salon. Another was an address that was at a building with a glass front door that was locked. There was a security key pad next to the door, but unfortunately I had no information on what unit at the building this place was supposed to be, so I could not confirm this second location. The building looked a little bit more upscale than where an AMP might usually be found anyway. Oh well. The search for those elusive new and fresh hunting grounds continues.
I still feel like I need to stop going to the well-known places, because I'm too paranoid that going to these places time after time, one of these times my dream would turn into a nightmare involving LE. But after a battle between paranoia and human urges, paranoia did get the beat down, and I started dreaming of a place I know about but have never been to.
I was introduced to Nana (don't know how to spell it, but she pronounced it Nah-na). Good body, nice face, pretty friendly. About 5'5' and probably in her mid 20s. After gifting her with the standard number of roses, she looked at me for a few seconds like she expected more. I'm no amateur so I confirmed the amount, and she left to prepare. On to the TS. The awkward thing that happened here was that we had to walk across the waiting area to get to the TS, and there were two mamasans sitting on the couch talking and watching Korean soap operas. But whatever, no big deal. TS was nice and thorough. Lots of attention to Mr. Happy. Afterwards she insisted that I sit in the sauna room even though I initially refused. It looked like she had some small errand to do before she was ready for me, because she came back after only about 2 or 3 minutes.
Back to the room, she asked me what I wanted. Full course, of course. I wasn't there for an appetizer. She started with some nice BL for a few minutes, and moved on to AR. Normally I love getting AR, and she even did the "reach under". But this girl's technique was purely mechanical, and I just wasn't into it. So after a few minutes, I had her move on. She gave some nice light attention to Mr. Happy for a few minutes before she moved on to the CBJ. It was nice and solid, a no-bullshit BJ, with a good and steady rhythm. I don't know about you guys, but some girls either try to be too creative or they're too shy with it, and you just don't end up with a good experience. It wasn't the best CBJ I've ever had, but definitely a great performance nonetheless. On to the main event, first in mish. She wanted me to go faster, but I don't like being fast and furious with it because I like it to last. Few minutes of mish, I moved her to a sideways doggy, and then to a standard doggy and finished there. Overall a pretty nice experience, definitely not disappointed by it, but Nana probably wouldn't be a repeat for me unless I start having shitty dreams.
This is getting ridiculous. Here I am *trying* to contribute to the board when even a newbie beats me to the post. Mebbe I'm getting rusty.
Anyways, I have to second the report on Nana. To add some details, she is young. Probably the youngest of the providers that I got to peek at during the wait for the TS. She's roughly a be cup (the bikini she wears has a bit of padding. I had a originally though a see). Not much of an ass nor a curvy figure but I liked her face. She really reminded me of someone I know from before. Nice eyelashes and makeup job (I hate when the slop it on. I feel like I'm fucking a clown). She had a good attitude, talkative but not overly, and friendly. TS was excellent, with alot of attention paid to the backside so I knew I was going to get AR (though I agree it was fairly mechanical). BTW the reason why she puts you in the sauna is because there is only ONE table shared amongst FIVE girls so she has to alert the mamasan or the next girl that it's available. At least that's what I could make of her Korean. And of course she has to get her tools! On the return I got a decent massage but word of warning for guys who don't like hard massages, make sure you let her know beforehand. When she started kneeling on my back it did take me by surprise though I do enjoy hard massages. Everything else was as DAM describes. In the beginning she asked me how much more when asked what I would like and I responded with the standard fare. I figured this was just a newbie test but when I paid her at the end of the session she tried it again. That's just annoying. So I too conclude that I will not likely repeat.
But damn guys, stop giving me sloppy seconds!
Freshly Snipes
06-21-07, 10:42
What's up, everybody? DickAllMighty reporting in.
So due to my paranoia I've tried to find AMPs that are not well known by our community. Part of my criteria is that it must not be published here on this site, and it must not be advertised in a paper like Citypaper. Unfortunately, if a place is not well-known to us, there's a good likelihood that a location turns out not to be a place for us dreamers after all. Last Sunday I went to do a little light recon on a couple of addresses I found. One turned out to be more of a beauty salon. Another was an address that was at a building with a glass front door that was locked. There was a security key pad next to the door, but unfortunately I had no information on what unit at the building this place was supposed to be, so I could not confirm this second location. The building looked a little bit more upscale than where an AMP might usually be found anyway. Oh well. The search for those elusive new and fresh hunting grounds continues.
I still feel like I need to stop going to the well-known places, because I'm too paranoid that going to these places time after time, one of these times my dream would turn into a nightmare involving LE. But after a battle between paranoia and human urges, paranoia did get the beat down, and I started dreaming of a place I know about but have never been to.
I was introduced to Nana (don't know how to spell it, but she pronounced it Nah-na). Good body, nice face, pretty friendly. About 5'5' and probably in her mid 20s. After gifting her with the standard number of roses, she looked at me for a few seconds like she expected more. I'm no amateur so I confirmed the amount, and she left to prepare. On to the TS. The awkward thing that happened here was that we had to walk across the waiting area to get to the TS, and there were two mamasans sitting on the couch talking and watching Korean soap operas. But whatever, no big deal. TS was nice and thorough. Lots of attention to Mr. Happy. Afterwards she insisted that I sit in the sauna room even though I initially refused. It looked like she had some small errand to do before she was ready for me, because she came back after only about 2 or 3 minutes.
Back to the room, she asked me what I wanted. Full course, of course. I wasn't there for an appetizer. She started with some nice BL for a few minutes, and moved on to AR. Normally I love getting AR, and she even did the "reach under". But this girl's technique was purely mechanical, and I just wasn't into it. So after a few minutes, I had her move on. She gave some nice light attention to Mr. Happy for a few minutes before she moved on to the CBJ. It was nice and solid, a no-bullshit BJ, with a good and steady rhythm. I don't know about you guys, but some girls either try to be too creative or they're too shy with it, and you just don't end up with a good experience. It wasn't the best CBJ I've ever had, but definitely a great performance nonetheless. On to the main event, first in mish. She wanted me to go faster, but I don't like being fast and furious with it because I like it to last. Few minutes of mish, I moved her to a sideways doggy, and then to a standard doggy and finished there. Overall a pretty nice experience, definitely not disappointed by it, but Nana probably wouldn't be a repeat for me unless I start having shitty dreams.There's something about this report, and all his others that are is letting off the distinct aroma of bacon.
In other words, DickAllMighty = LE.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
The Feds are looking for her for Immigration Fraud, selling fake ID's in Hawaii and LA. They know she is here as she worked here and lived here for some time. She is desperate and running. I am going to post her picture tomorrow, having a hard time finding one with just her that is recent. I have plenty with other working girls but don't want them involved. That is all that I know at this time.
Member #4338
06-21-07, 19:39
Stopped by the very small place on NY Ave and hoped to hook up with some old friends. Forgot about that when introduced to Rose. Rose is 25, 5' 8", 110 lbs, very soft jet black long hair with bangs cut straight across, sweet A's and an otherwise delectable body. Little lax immediately took notice ;)
I tried to inspire her and Rose did her part but nothing beyond the call of duty. Would definitely repeat and this could become a project.
LARS
Face 8
Body 9.5
Massagi 6
Service 7.5
The Feds are looking for her for Immigration Fraud, selling fake ID's in Hawaii and LA. They know she is here as she worked here and lived here for some time. She is desperate and running. I am going to post her picture tomorrow, having a hard time finding one with just her that is recent. I have plenty with other working girls but don't want them involved. That is all that I know at this time.So is Coco worth seeing or what?
DickAllMighty
06-21-07, 20:14
There's something about this report, and all his others that are is letting off the distinct aroma of bacon.
In other words, DickAllMighty = LE.
Mr.Snipes aka G13A healthy amount of suspicion is not bad. I'm sure some members here are LE. But the veterans on this board can confirm for you that I've never asked for any intel, nor do I intend to. In fact the only veteran I've messaged is LoveLOS, and I never asked him for any intel. The only other member I've messaged is a newbie called Max Billion (25 posts at the time of my typing this). He asked if "Nana" from my last dream was the same "Nana" at a few other locations. And the only thing I said was that she has the same hair as the "Nana" that he described in his message to me.
So I know you don't know me from jack, and it's all good if you suspect I'm LE. But you don't have to worry because I won't be asking for any intel. Like I've said before in one of my posts, I come here mainly to keep updated on closings and busts.
Nice Guy In Va
06-21-07, 23:48
Hello All,
I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reports, but this is just a whole bunch of reports, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?
Am I missing an obvious link to the information of massage providers?
Please let me know.
Thank
I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reports, but this is just a whole bunch of reports, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?
Geee, that sounds like a terrific project for a newbie to these pages. And then when you get done you can share it with us since we all provided the raw data...
Freshly Snipes
06-22-07, 08:31
So is Coco worth seeing or what?The Co-Co i had at Supra is. Whether this is the same one everyone is gossiping about is anyones guess.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Max Beelyun
06-22-07, 08:31
Many thanks to everyone who gave me info on how to find the green door. Had it all planned yesterday, but then was delayed at work an hour, so ended up at my old haunt.
Asked for Nana. She's on a "long vacation", which I believe means "gone forever", at least from 1413. Asked for Young. "She busy". Jennifer was available. Waited 10 minutes in the room, and Young showed up. Works for me. Young is large for a k-girl, but very well proportioned.
Very playful TS. I was pretty short on time at that point so back in the room we went straight to playing. You should know that Young is very friendly and chatty (her engrish is okay), which you may not like. She'll be playing with you and talking about whatever. Sometimes kind of funny, sometimes rather distracting. Finally started a CBJ and she quieted down. Did mish for a while. She's a very good actress. It was great but I was getting tired so I wanted to switch to doggy. But the condom was very juicy on the inside at that point and slipped off when I pulled out. Ooops, how embarassing. So she finished me off by hand while using her finger elsewhere. Nice.
face 7
body 8
attitude 9
service 8
ts 8
massagi n/a
Original Gster
06-22-07, 11:05
So I know you don't know me from jack, and it's all good if you suspect I'm LE. But you don't have to worry because I won't be asking for any intel. Like I've said before in one of my posts, I come here mainly to keep updated on closings and busts.While you may not solicit intel via PM, you do benefit from the intel posted on the board regarding closings and busts. You then do not reciprocate by sharing intel. Why bother to post a report if there isn't a shred of information that other members will find useful? Remember the purpose of the board.
OG
Don't understand why we can't get one of these places on this side of the big water! Check it out:
http://*******.com/2vn396
It would be a huge help to everyone, especially you newbies, if YOU were to take the time to go thru all these reports and post a summary.
If you were to do so, plus post a full report of one or more of your recent experiences with a massage provider, we would all treat you MUCH better and maybe, just maybe, give you some insider information on things.
Do or do not - it is your decision.
I am just trying to help out a fellow "nice guy".
JJ
(ALSO a Nice Guy in Va)
Hello All,
I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reports, but this is just a whole bunch of reports, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?
Am I missing an obvious link to the information of massage providers?
Please let me know.
Thank
Many thanks to everyone who gave me info on how to find the green door. Had it all planned yesterday, but then was delayed at work an hour, so ended up at my old haunt.
Asked for Nana. She's on a "long vacation", which I believe means "gone forever", at least from 1413. Asked for Young. "She busy". Jennifer was available. Waited 10 minutes in the room, and Young showed up. Works for me. Young is large for a k-girl, but very well proportioned.
Very playful TS. I was pretty short on time at that point so back in the room we went straight to playing. You should know that Young is very friendly and chatty (her engrish is okay), which you may not like. She'll be playing with you and talking about whatever. Sometimes kind of funny, sometimes rather distracting. Finally started a CBJ and she quieted down. Did mish for a while. She's a very good actress. It was great but I was getting tired so I wanted to switch to doggy. But the condom was very juicy on the inside at that point and slipped off when I pulled out. Ooops, how embarassing. So she finished me off by hand while using her finger elsewhere. Nice.
face 7
body 8
attitude 9
service 8
ts 8
massagi n/a
I've found that most women look better and are somehow quieter with a dick in their mouths.
LexLuther
Freshly Snipes
06-22-07, 22:50
A healthy amount of suspicion is not bad. I'm sure some members here are LE. But the veterans on this board can confirm for you that I've never asked for any intel, nor do I intend to. In fact the only veteran I've messaged is LoveLOS, and I never asked him for any intel. The only other member I've messaged is a newbie called Max Billion (25 posts at the time of my typing this). He asked if "Nana" from my last dream was the same "Nana" at a few other locations. And the only thing I said was that she has the same hair as the "Nana" that he described in his message to me.
So I know you don't know me from jack, and it's all good if you suspect I'm LE. But you don't have to worry because I won't be asking for any intel. Like I've said before in one of my posts, I come here mainly to keep updated on closings and busts.I'm not pointing you out. Or maybe I am-just a little, but your posts offer nothing 'new' and could easily have been constructed reading other posters reports, and changing around a few details here and there; something I think LE would do to gain trust on here. I've suspected others of doing the same thing, so that last post directed towards you was for all those that it applies too.
But if I'm wrong, I'm not too big to apologize.
Mr. Snipes aka G13
I reported recently about a BBBJCIM with May at 1333 Green Ct. , and said there were two other occasions that I had the same experience in an AMP. The first was Maya at Downtown about five years ago. I worked late and had some drinks after work. Much as we tried, I couldn't finish with the condom, som she took it off and proceeded to finish me off orally. Then she joked about me being a "bad boy. " I told her she was a "good girl" for taking good acre of me. The next time was Louie at Happiness. I had read many reports about her so I made an appointment without ever having met her. I could tell she didn't recognize me, and she was trying to figure out who I was, so after the shower I said "you don't know me but I made an appointment with you. " I told her that I had been there a few days earlier and saw her with another customer in the hall (true). I told her I thought she was so beautiful, I asked my provider, "who is that? " The other girl told me it was Louie. This was after then shower, back in the room. She got down on her knees and licked her lips, motioning whether I wanted a BJ. Of course I said yes. She gave an incredibaly sensual BJ, and I told her when I was about to cum. She looked around, then continued, and took it all in her mouth. She then spit into the towel that was lying on the floor next to my feet the whole time. I must have been one of her lat customers, because a couple of days later I called to make another appointment and she was gone.
DickAllMighty
06-23-07, 02:01
I'm not pointing you out. Or maybe I am-just a little, but your posts offer nothing 'new' and could easily have been constructed reading other posters reports, and changing around a few details here and there; something I think LE would do to gain trust on here. I've suspected others of doing the same thing, so that last post directed towards you was for all those that it applies too.
But if I'm wrong, I'm not too big to apologize.
Mr. Snipes aka G13No problem. I'm still a newbie here so I'm not surprised at the suspicion and I don't feel indignant or anything. There's no way I could prove it to you or anybody here that I'm not LE. I can only point out that I've never asked for intel, something that you can actually confirm.
Freshly Snipes
06-24-07, 11:32
I reported recently about a BBBJCIM with May at 1333 Green Ct. , and said there were two other occasions that I had the same experience in an AMP. The first was Maya at Downtown about five years ago. I worked late and had some drinks after work. Much as we tried, I couldn't finish with the condom, som she took it off and proceeded to finish me off orally. Then she joked about me being a "bad boy. " I told her she was a "good girl" for taking good acre of me. The next time was Louie at Happiness. I had read many reports about her so I made an appointment without ever having met her. I could tell she didn't recognize me, and she was trying to figure out who I was, so after the shower I said "you don't know me but I made an appointment with you. " I told her that I had been there a few days earlier and saw her with another customer in the hall (true). I told her I thought she was so beautiful, I asked my provider, "who is that? " The other girl told me it was Louie. This was after then shower, back in the room. She got down on her knees and licked her lips, motioning whether I wanted a BJ. Of course I said yes. She gave an incredibaly sensual BJ, and I told her when I was about to cum. She looked around, then continued, and took it all in her mouth. She then spit into the towel that was lying on the floor next to my feet the whole time. I must have been one of her lat customers, because a couple of days later I called to make another appointment and she was gone.I heard that BT in Maryland is famous for offering BBBJ, it's rarity in DC, as far as i know. I must say, your a lucky guy. I for one would love to get one, but would be pouring mouthwash or Peroxide over my dick afterwards;paranoid that i actually contracted an STD. Only one spot has offered me one, and that was DCLatina in MoCo some years ago by this hot latina chick. I refused because of the STD scare, and got covered FS instead.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
OK you Degenerates to show my committment to the Forum I have compiled some useful info for all the newbs oout there. I do not have a up to date open closed list but I will post what I have Compiled.
Parlor Reviewer Masseuse Post # Date Rating
Sun Sophia 19 2/5/06 Not enough Info
Happiness Mimi 20 2/9/06 Looks & Service 7
Sun Skeetm Paris 21 2/10/06 Overall 8.9
Royal Dayrider Linda 22 2/15/06 10
Sun VanDriver Cookie 33 2/18/06 Looks & Service 6
Angie SpoonDogAngie 34 2/18/06 Not enough info
Supra DCBoy Nada 38 2/22/06 Looks & Service (L&S) 8.25
HappinessLaxman Bebe 44 2/23/06 L&S 9
Supra VanMongeJeanie 45 2/24/06 L&S 8.5
Supra Webnet Blue 76 3/10/06 L&S 8
CPHC “ Sunny “ “ L&S 8
HappinessLoveLos Angie 81 3/11/06 7+
Supra Dlrzboy Blue 82 3/12/06 5
HappinessLaxman $2 Sue 86 3/14/06 L&S 7
Sun SlowFloyd April 96 3/16/06 L&S 6.5-7
OK Skipping to this year cause this Sh*t is tedious
Sun BobbyM Lilly 1919 1/19/07 5
Supra WildbirdJ Susie 1923 1/21/07 PM for info
OK TJunkyardMimi 1924 1/21/07 6/7/6/7
1413 Laxman #Young 1933 1/22/07 7/6.5/8/7.5
OK New Man June 1940 1/22/07 6.5/7.5/3/2
Sun Robert 17Bebe 1941 1/22/07 No numerical info
? AMPFreq Paula 1968 1/29/07 9/8/6/8
Sun SleazebumSue 1985 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Scrodie Jennifer 1987 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Len Pil Jennifer 1989 2/2/07 No numerical info
Sun PussProwleJennifer 1991 2/3/07 8/6/6
Sun DCrez Angie 1992 2/3/07 7
Sun CabDriver5Sue 2000 2/8/07 8
IHC Max #01 Michelle 2006 2/11/07 8
OK The Spea Mimi 2012 2/13/07 5
Supra Freshley Micki 2018 2/15/07 No numerical info
(rushed service)
OK Cabbie52 June 2022 2/15/07 8
K Spa Chicago I(nana?) 2027 2/17/07 7/8/8/6
Royal LoveLos Vicki 2030 2/20/07 F7/b8/m7/s9
Wisonson Ave (no sure which one) CabDriver52 Coco 2058 2/27/07 9
Royal LoveLos Nikki or Vicki 2064 2/28/07 F7/b9/s7
Sky Sleazebu Yong 2066 3/1/07 No numerical value
Sun NavyOne Tina 2069 3/1/07 Poor Service
Sun Kluvr Sora 2072 3/3/07 6 or 7
Olympic Xsailor Michelle 2077 3/4/07 Ts9.5/f8/b6.5/m7/p9
Sky Max BillionJill 2083 3/6/07 F7/b8/bj9/s8/o8
“ “ Young “ “ F8.5/b9/bj9/s8/o9
14K Nova Guy June 2087 3/8/07 Neutral
617 Drunk Iris Suzie 2091 3/10/07 No numerical value
617 DCampmaHana 2093 3/11/07 No numerical value
Olympic Wash It Michelle 2095 3/12/07 L8/b8.5/a10/p9
“ “ Cherry “ “ “nearly same marks”
GHS SonnysbluJenny 2097 3/13/07 L8.5/b7.5/a10/p10
Royal Choc ChipJenny 2104 3/14/07 L7/b7/m6/e5
OK CabDriver Coco 2116 3/15/07 8
Olympic Nova Guy Laura 2120 3/17/07 L6/o9
1413 Webnet Nana 2130 3/19/07 F7/b8/ts8/a9
? Colts301 Sugee 2131 3/20/07 No numerical value
1413 Max Billio Caramel 2140 3/23/07 F9/B7/TS8/A6
1413 RickAndr Nana 2146 3/25/07 No numerical value
Royal Bruce52 Jan 2147 3/26/07 No numerical value
Supra Eeyore Coco 2148 3/26/07 F6/B7/S6/A5
Youngs Newbie T Bebe 2156 3/28/07 F7.5/b8.5/m8/s8/a8.5
Rio Top Jimm Laura 2164 3/29/07 No numerical value
14k Cone Chanell 2202 4/4/07 F8/b7/a9/s9
GHS CabDriver Mickey 2213 4/6/07 F8/b9/s9/a9
1413 Pniki Nana 2216 4/7/07 No numerical value
Olympic Max #1 Michelle 2233 4/12/07 No numerical value
Sun Sam 69 Cherry 2234 “ L: 7, A: 6, S: 5
1829 Bseeks Sunny 2270 4/25/07 No numerical value
1413 Cone Emma 2274 4/25/07 F7/B7/A9/S10
Sun Colts301 Sasha 2275 4/25/07 No numerical value
GHS Cabdriver Mickey 2295 4/29/07 F8B8M9A8S9
gHS OriginalGS? 2316 5/3/07 F7B6A8M9S8
Sun RutDude May 2330 5/6/07 Highly Recommend
Rio Xsailor May 2332 5/6/07 L9/TS8.5/M2/P7
IHC Sam69 Yummi 2356 5/9/07 B6F5S4M0A4
GHS Sonny Jenny 2355 5/9/07 B8F8.5S7.5 M0A9
RIO TJunkyar Cherry 2371 5/11/07 F7B7A8S7.5
GHS Cabdriver Ruby 2359 5/9/07
1333 Pcpc1688Snow White 2409 5/18/07 6/7/5/5
14K Gunga DinTony 2402 5/17/07 No Numerical listing
1413 Max BillionMouse (Mickey?) 2472 5/24/07 No Numerical listing
Youngs LabiameistMay 2467 5/24/07 TS6.5F6B6.5M5.5
1413 MikeDD Jennifer 2498 5/27/07 F6.5b8s3
Gold Ozmong Sunny 2496 5/27/07 9
1413 Jet RangeSissy 2494 5/26/07 F7/B7/A5/S5
1413 LL Mickey 2526 5/31/07 F5B6M6TS7A9S9O7
IHC Max #01 Blue 2549 6/2/07 No Numerical listing
Rio Corsair88 Young 2566 6/5/07 L7A8R7S7
Supra Nova Guy Lucky 2571 6/5/07 Bad experience
1333 Pcpc1688Jenny 2594 6/9/07 6/7/7/7
Royal TJunkyardYummi 2592 6/8/07 F8B8A7S7TS7M8
1413 MaxBillion Jennifer 2618 6/12/07 F8B7A10S9TS8M5
Happiness (?)Jake JLisa 2634 6/16/07 F7.5B7.5A9S8.5TS8.5M9
1818 Eighttrack65 Brunette 2646 6/18/07 F7B7A5S6TS5M5
1413 MaxBillion Young 2663 6/22/07 F7B8A9S8TS8
Mini Laxman #Rose 2657 6/22/07 F8B9.5M6S7.5
www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=499130#post499130
Learn some Korean:
2281 – Korean Phrase book
Previous Recon:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/s...6815#post506815
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/s...6389#post356389
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/s...6815#post506815
LARS=
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
As of 2/22/06
Address List
Dupont Circle Metro stop
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Supra
1333 Connecticut Ave NW, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)775-1333
10am-2am
King
1726 20th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)667-2070
Circle D
2024 P st
Washington, Dc
McPherson Square Metro stop
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Downtown
1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-5080
10am-2am
14K (aka 1413 or Sky)
1413 K st NW, Lower level
Washington, Dc
(202)408-8908
9am-2am
GHS
1333 Green ct NW
Washington, Dc
(202)898-4110
10am-3am
Gallery Plaza/Chinatown Metro stop
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Sun Club (First Tanning Salon)
521 G st, NW 2nd flr.
(202)408-9777
10am-3am
G and 6th st across from MCI parking
Mirage
617 K st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)962-0044
10am-3am
Cleveland Park Metro stop
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CPHC
3520 Connecticut Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)244-4484
Metro Center Metro stop
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Happiness
524 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-1020
10am-3am
Royal
520 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)628-6280
New World
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am
closed?
NO close metro stop, take a Car
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Rio (aka Olympic)
1936 9th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)518-7690
10am-3am
IHC (aka 1818 and Mini Health Club)
1818 New York Ave NE, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)526-4884
Venus World (aka 2352 or Young's )
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW, 1st floor
Washington, DC
(202)298-5997
OK Spa
2428Wisconsin Ave NW 3rd Floor
Washington, DC
(202)625-0056
Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151
Farragut West Metro stop
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Oriental (aka BOSS or 1716 I )
1716 I st Nw, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-4199
Farragut North Metro stop
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Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179
ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-9360
24 hr
Eastern Market Metro stop
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Sun Vip
719 8th st SE, 2/f
Washington, Dc 20003
(202) 546-8410
Tenlytown Metro stop
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H & H flotation
4652 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)537-7260
.7$/hour - door fee
Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
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BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.
Contrary to other reports, May is still there. Saw her the other day, after seeing Miki (now Pepsi). Looked a bit frazzled, but still the old May. Evidently Chaz didn't run her off after all. Anyway, Miki/Pepsi is back from a long vacation and still in her prime. Very nice session from a true spinner. Nice TS, good Massagee, excellent finish. Playful, Friendly, fun. All in All, a very nice time.
Body: 9 (I like'em tiny)
Face: 7.5
Service: 9
Attitude: 9
Rec: YES
I heard that BT in Maryland is famous for offering BBBJ, it's rarity in DC, as far as i know. I must say, your a lucky guy. I for one would love to get one, but would be pouring mouthwash or Peroxide over my dick afterwards;paranoid that i actually contracted an STD. Only one spot has offered me one, and that was DCLatina in MoCo some years ago by this hot latina chick. I refused because of the STD scare, and got covered FS instead.
Mr.Snipes aka G13Yup, you need to go to BT in Maryland. It can certainly happen there.
I see some tendency in the forum by some members to assume BBBJ is "wrong" and disgusting for the provider. Well, I can assure you sometimes you do not need to ask to get one in Maryland. So, forcing it is pathetic, but when offered, if you like it, take it.
I figure that this is the least risky form of "unprotected" sex. Unless I see something around the girl's mouth, I'm going ahead with it.
I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reports, but this is just a whole bunch of reports, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?
Am I missing an obvious link to the information of massage providers?
Please let me know.
ThankYou are correct that you did miss some obvious links. The DC Reports of Distinction is a collection of links to great posts. Most of them were posted by the prestigious forum poster LoveLOS.
DC Reports of Distinction: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086
To answer your questions, there is a list of AMPs and their addresses that is linked to from, you guessed, the Reports of Distinction. It is here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=356389#post356389
A list of ratings for specific providers is collected through the tireless effort of the venerable forum poster Wayward One. The most recent edition can be found here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=533577#post533577
That being said, providers come and go all the time. A report that you read from 3 months ago will be totally out of date by now. Your best bet is to put the effort in to read the forum and contribute to the forum. There are no shortcuts to be had.
At this point I'll step out of the way. I'm sure that Laxman is interested in lighting your arse on fire with his brand new flamethrower. I'd say that this is a rite of passage of sorts, but few seem to make it past the heat, so that would make it a strange definition of "passage" that I am not familiar with.
Cheers!
I see some tendency in the forum by some members to assume BBBJ is "wrong" and disgusting for the provider. Well, I can assure you sometimes you do not need to ask to get one in Maryland. So, forcing it is pathetic, but when offered, if you like it, take it.
MAKE NO MISTAKE!
I find nothing wrong with the BBBJ!!!
I find it EXTREMELY wrong to grab her head and force her!
The most important word in the phrase "consenting adults" is the CONSENTING!
Any of us who FORCE a provider to do anything she does not want to do should be tried for RAPE and locked up for a long time! The person should also rate a stern ass-whipping from those amongst us to can do it.
There are plenty of providers who will gladly slurp it all down, lick their chops, and ask for more. All you need to do is ASK FIRST!
I hope this clears up the issue once and for all.
JJ
OK you Degenerates to show my committment to the Forum I have compiled some useful info for all the newbs oout there. I do not have a up to date open closed list but I will post what I have Compiled.
....
Very nice! Format stinks but lots of good info contained.
Now, tell us all about your own PERSONAL experiences.
JJ
Saw a couple positive reports about the green door so i decided to give it a try. Not the easiest place to find but i manage to find it at the second way around. Buzzed inside and this place is pretty nice, kind of remind me of CPHC. I asked the mamasan for a line up but she asked me what kind of girl i want. Told her i really want a good massage and she said she will bring the best one. A moment later Sue walked in, i wasn't impress with her age and look, she is ok looking, mid to late 30's, body is also ok. Her english was good and she asked me if i was tire, promise me she will give me a very good massage and i decided to stay with her. A above average TS, all area were cleaned, did a good job cleaning my behind, good sign. Back to the room and a very good massage was given. I almost fall to sleep. Now to the main event, cbj and ar, didn't ask for daty but i believe that is on the menu. I have to say she over acted a little, so i closed my eye and the sound effect was pretty good. One thing i have to say is, her private part is pretty tight, got me finish within 10 mins.
After the main event, i look at my watch and i still have 20 mins left. She came back to the room with the hot towel to clean me up. and without asking she gave me a second massage until the hour was up. Great great service, def will repeat if i need a good massage.
Drunk Irish
06-25-07, 09:04
I'm in Tuscon, your message box is full need some assist.
My apologies for posting here.
Jack B Nimble
06-25-07, 11:07
Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.
The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.
I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.
Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.
The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.
Member #4338
06-25-07, 17:16
I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.
Sarge:
I guess that's one way to get your post count up...post the same thing twice!! We get it, you really want the intel. What you don't get is how this board works.
I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women.If you scroll down a few posts to here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=540574&postcount=2673 You'll see a report from Any Mouse where he reviews a petite provider.
Be sure to report back with your experience!
I finally found and went into the green door the other night. I drew may. Her body is average, age is about 30's, face is just ok, but just not my type. TS was good with attention to details and a little bit of small talk. Massage was great, which included her walking on my back.
For the main event, we started with her giving a mix mammary/tongue massage with a little AR. Then she gave me what I think is a partial BBBJ if such a thing exists, no swallowing just licking. Then we got to 69, before shifting to reverse CG, doggie walking, then missionary.
Hot towel to finish up, some cuddling and then the show was over.
L- 6
A- 8
R- 7
S- 8
Contrary to other reports, May is still there. Saw her the other day, after seeing Miki (now Pepsi). Looked a bit frazzled, but still the old May. Evidently Chaz didn't run her off after all. Anyway, Miki/Pepsi is back from a long vacation and still in her prime. Very nice session from a true spinner. Nice TS, good Massagee, excellent finish. Playful, Friendly, fun. All in All, a very nice time.
Body: 9 (I like'em tiny)
Face: 7.5
Service: 9
Attitude: 9
Rec: YESSorry for the multiple posts, I am still learning. Does anyone know the where the Carriage House is? I don't think I've ever seen it in the paper.
Captain Skip
06-26-07, 11:38
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-26-07, 16:31
Two months lurker, first time poster. After reviewing all the posts on this site, I am ready to give my two cents.
Stopped by 14K last week early in the morning hours to release some steam after arguing with my SO. First time back since Black Wednesday.
Saw two girls when the doors open. Both faces looked good from a distance. Mamasan led me to the room and I handed the house-pay to Mamasan and she refused, insisting that I provide it to the girl.
SIDE NOTE: After the fall-out, the inn-keepers are often afraid of UC. Taking the house pay can lead to an arrest. Although the case always gets thrown out in court, they don’t like the hassle. This new tradition created some friction between Mamasan and the working girls. Working girls argue that Mamasan get paid for doing nothing and they’re right. At some locations, Mamasan don’t even open the door unless all the girls were busy.
While I was undressing, one of the girls I saw earlier entered. I saw her face and she was at least in her mid forties, complete with wrinkles around the eyes. I immediately requested another girl. The inn-keeper said they had three girls working but only one was available, so I had to wait for maybe 10 minutes. She did offer me the sauna however. I opted to wait in the room.
A while later Young came in. Face was average, body was a little bit on the heavy side with enhanced C’s (rock hard). She was conversational in English but spoke Korean to me. We decided to forgo the shower and she didn’t provide the hot towel wipe down either. She left to get supplies.
When she came back, she got undressed and started to play tongue soccer. Note-to-self, never kiss this provider (I just came in from the street without showering and wipe-down and she was slobbering all over my goods). She then proceeded to put on the cover with her hands and began a 2 minutes CBJ while I pet her kitty. Quickly switched to miss without lube, which was out of the ordinary. We moved to the K9 rhythm and her acting ability kicked in. As I was getting into it, she stopped me and applied some lube. She left and brought back hot towel for clean up.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-26-07, 16:41
Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.
The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.I think this description matches that of Bebe. I believe the current line-up at Supra consists of Coco, Bebe, and Lucky. However, this line-up will change within the next week or two.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-26-07, 16:53
Based on the advice provided to me by a senior member of this board and the foundation in which this forum was founded upon, I must retract this post as the information it contains provided no additional or otherwise extraneous to the facilitation of achieving physical, emotional, or mental pleasure with willing and able participants.
Thanks again JJ
N2
I will not jump thru all of their hoops when I can get taken care of much simpler elsewhere.
Why don't you go check them out and report back? Maybe you can change my mind.
JJ
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-26-07, 17:14
I finally found and went into the green door the other night. I drew may. Her body is average, age is about 30's, face is just ok, but just not my type. TS was good with attention to details and a little bit of small talk. Massage was great, which included her walking on my back.
For the main event, we started with her giving a mix mammary/tongue massage with a little AR. Then she gave me what I think is a partial BBBJ if such a thing exists, no swallowing just licking. Then we got to 69, before shifting to reverse CG, doggie walking, then missionary.
Hot towel to finish up, some cuddling and then the show was over.
L- 6
A- 8
R- 7
S- 8This is quite normal for the gals as they are afraid of full BBBJ. I have participated in this hobby for over 7 years in this area and have not received a complete BBBJ. That's why I often question of reports where BBBJ and CIM were provided.
Incidentally, when AR is performed, it's completely covered. They simply lather some lubricant to simulate salivation.
The only time I have received a BBBJ and an uncovered AR is when I started dating the girls. A number of these girls practice better life through Chemistry, especially in NY and GA. They would stay up for days at a time.
You say you trying to give however all I can see is a ?
The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.
Tell us what the pussy is like furthermore
1) This form is for massage parlor
2) RTFF thoroughly and you'll find what you're looking for. I have already done the research and posted the information.
3) shoplifters are not welcome here.
Happy Hunting
AJ
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Sarge: I guess that's one way to get your post count up...post the same thing twice!! We get it, you really want the intel. What you don't get is how this board works.
Lax - How do you know this is not Mrs Argent?
Rejected Monke
06-26-07, 19:18
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Plenty of information "over there" but just because you don't see much here, you are skiddish. Yeah, that sure doesn't make a lick of sense, especially when there is in fact stuff here. I have heard from one of the girls that one good point working there is that the screening process weeds out the idiots from massage parlors and even the bacon. Maybe such as yourself?
Drunk Irish
06-26-07, 19:44
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.Right. I'm going to give my real name, employer name, phone number and other information so they can verify what? That I'm not a cop? If that were the case, just meet a new client fully nude, have him grab her tits, and take a picture. I'm sure every cop in America wants that picture up on the 5:00 news. Also, if it was a sting, you don't think the cops would set up a fake phone number?
Don't these people watch the news with the SECOND madam up in public with names?
In all seriousness, finding an AMP is cake, even the famed Neverland is easy to find -- and it would make me really wonder about those asking its whereabouts. The useful information is who to stay away from and who is recommended.
Visited Supra last week for the first and got Coco who is a real looker but I soon learned that YMMV or should I say no mileage. I think this was one of my worst AMP experiences ever. She is very pretty but what all she did was complain. Hurry up, don't do this don't do that. I don't do that. OMG I had a hard time getting my nut. I enjoy ladies that at least provide some level of effort. No AR, 20 seconds of a half assed CBJ and complined through the rest of it. And to make matters worse she rushed me out the door in about 40 minutes. I would not return for her. Anyone know where the good ones have gone like the ones we all used to enjoy at CPHC that provided nice AR and the rest?
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Since you have truly given to the forum, I will give back by saying that this place, of which I know first hand, is not an AMP. Think the type of price structure as ***s-dc.com.
Since you have no cred with us here, I am sure you'll have no chance getting "approved" with them.
You'd better look elsewhere and then...do post your exploits!
Van
Jake Jj 1492
06-26-07, 23:57
Very new and this is the first of to be many posts inwhich I plan to give rather than ask. I have been scanning the waters for a quality AMP and came acrossed http://screen4dcmetro.com/link/ on another forum site. Plenty of hype there, but I cant find much 411 on the place here. Makes me a little skiddish. Anybody have 2 cents to give? Screening process seems way over the top.
Just because the providers are asian doesn't make it a massage parlor. If you're curious about this place in particular, go through the screening process. Otherwise, stick to posting information about AMPs...not places that do not fit into the topic of this forum.
Jake Jj 1492
06-27-07, 00:05
Brief report from the carriage house.
Suji/Susie - Went looking for Pepsi but told she was back on vacation. New girl...Suji. Thorough water ritual, followed by some tickling of the back and front. Expert at the transition before the flip. Covered all bases and very responsive with a strong grip. Quality massage and muscle stretching that went over the hour so she could complete.
Age: 30s
Body: 8 (kind of small up top, but natural)
Face: 6
Service: 9
Attitude: 9
Jake Jj 1492
06-27-07, 07:36
The Line-Up
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack B Nimble
Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.
The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.
I think this description matches that of Bebe. I believe the current line-up at Supra consists of Coco, Bebe, and Lucky. However, this line-up will change within the next week or two.
Must have been Bebe that was my B&S when I had called and asked for Coco. She looked great and was younger than most, but service was seriously lacking. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=537710#post537710
I reported recently about a BBBJCIM with May at 1333 Green Ct. , and said there were two other occasions that I had the same experience in an AMP. The first was Maya at Downtown about five years ago. I worked late and had some drinks after work. Much as we tried, I couldn't finish with the condom, som she took it off and proceeded to finish me off orally. Then she joked about me being a "bad boy. " I told her she was a "good girl" for taking good acre of me. The next time was Louie at Happiness. I had read many reports about her so I made an appointment without ever having met her. I could tell she didn't recognize me, and she was trying to figure out who I was, so after the shower I said "you don't know me but I made an appointment with you. " I told her that I had been there a few days earlier and saw her with another customer in the hall (true). I told her I thought she was so beautiful, I asked my provider, "who is that? " The other girl told me it was Louie. This was after then shower, back in the room. She got down on her knees and licked her lips, motioning whether I wanted a BJ. Of course I said yes. She gave an incredibaly sensual BJ, and I told her when I was about to cum. She looked around, then continued, and took it all in her mouth. She then spit into the towel that was lying on the floor next to my feet the whole time. I must have been one of her lat customers, because a couple of days later I called to make another appointment and she was gone.
I like the safety of DC amps. Its something to consider.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 13:16
As a general FYI, the quality of providers in our region will soon diminish. The pendulum now swings over to the legal side (if there's such a thing in this business). What this entails is the stricter requirements when hiring providers. Genuine massage licenses and authentic American credentials are preferred.
Therefore, the "seasoned" provider are on the top of the list for employment while the new-comers or "Fresh Off the Plane" type of girls are going back to the motherland. As we all know, the ones with credentials are generally older (40 and over) and less desirable then the FOP.
Does anyone know where the Carriage House and May are located? Metro stop or address?
Thanks
Sarge
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 15:22
Visited Supra last week for the first and got Coco who is a real looker but I soon learned that YMMV or should I say no mileage. I think this was one of my worst AMP experiences ever. She is very pretty but what all she did was complain. Hurry up, don't do this don't do that. I don't do that. OMG I had a hard time getting my nut. I enjoy ladies that at least provide some level of effort. No AR, 20 seconds of a half assed CBJ and complined through the rest of it. And to make matters worse she rushed me out the door in about 40 minutes. I would not return for her. Anyone know where the good ones have gone like the ones we all used to enjoy at CPHC that provided nice AR and the rest?I completely agree with you, YMMV. Regrettably, hobbyists often neglect the subtle factors that make up a great session.
Many of us attempt to "get more bang for [our] bucks" on the first visit. While this may happen with some providers, it doesn’t happen with everyone, especially those who are young and physically attractive. So, don’t try to get extras on the first visit. Save the flavor for later. If you find a provider that you like physically, come back and you shall she how expressive she may or may not be. This hobby is not for financially challenged.
Remember, everything is available for a price. A buck and change might be big for some, but to these women, it means very little. Their working clothes cost about a buck fifty in New York. Therefore, if you put the money where the mouth wants to go, you will find that the road is much smoother.
I find that some of these gals are really nice, clean, and great chefs. Some are complete liars and self-absorbed assholes. I used to date some who would pay for everything and dated some who would disappear when the dinner check comes. I have heard of some supporting their boyfriends and husbands. This only means that they are people, like the rest of us, and further extends the notion of YMMV.
I remember an old girlfriend of mine. She told me that working girl get clinical check-up once every month and that this was a business necessity. Most of the girls that I’ve known behind the scene rarely get check-ups. I don’t understand why they don’t. If a cover breaks or other governmental procedure necessitates it, then they would visit a doctor. Otherwise they would not.
Let’s examine the worse case scenario. One provider draws a "well-endowed" client, where she might experience obstetrical rupture. The next guy in line has HIV and adamant about DATY with which she complies. The third guy in this series is shit-out-of-luck if he wishes DATY or anything uncovered.
Just a thought,
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 15:27
Life is about second chances, so I returned to see Young yesterday during the afternoon hours. Regrettably, she is still too old for my taste. But on the other hand, we talked a lot more and the session was much better.
She gave me a wonderful massage and a prolonged CBJ. CG, reverse CG, K9, and standing K9 was experienced. I asked her about the no-lube thing on my previous visit and she told me that it was really late and she was really tired so she didn’t use the lube hoping that I would come faster.
Like many have emphasized over the past, these women have good days, bad days, good moments, and bad moments. Even the greatest of actors or performers can't maintain their act forever. That's why I bow to the great Jackson and this forum. The only pity is the lack of validation for some of the reports.
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 15:35
I am wondering if the Coco from S is the same as the Coco from Downtown? Supposedly she was Sarah at Downtown. I think it may be the real Coco as I have heard she left Hawaii and is back here working. From what I hear she left Hawaii with out paying her gambling debts, rent on her Spa, owes gambling debts in LA, LV and AC. From what I also hear she is in alot of trouble so I can see her coming back here. I am not in a position to go there to check it out until Sunday so if you know the old Coco from Downtown go by and see if she is the same. I will post her picture tomorrow. I am also told to be very careful of her for other reasons and you can PM me for more info.
Boy do I miss Downtown, Maya, Sharon, Michelle and Coco. What wonderful memories.
This Coco is not the downtown Coco. Although she did work at downtown at one point, but that was after the Coco you're referring to left for Hawaii.
Well I thought that when I originally typed this it took but alas I found myself lacking a review. So I closed my eyes and dreamed of a Spa beneath a soaring Eagle.
I found myself downtown and descended those famous steps and as I reached for the bell I was instructed to come on in. I pulled the door and hustled inside before my fellow mongers arrive.
I was greeted at the door by the Mamasan and requested Y**** and was told that she had been very busy and needs a break. My heart was broken so as I prepared to leave mamasan says I will give you very good girl so I accepted and stayed.
I prepared to get "prepared" for my 30 min muscle stretching session and in walks J******* who is probably in her 40s but looks about 35 or so. I had left standard fare on the n.s. she picked it up counted and left the room to retrieve the supplies needed for my exercise.
First I received a hot towel rub down of the most used areas then onto my stomach for some light touch massage. Then she wanted me to teach her some words in my favorite language, French. So as she spoke initially she did not have an accent but as she did she put on an accent. Then we moved to discuss the lives of missionaries, and she seemed a bit rushed and insisted on shaking my hand to completion with a little a.p. . Overall the session was good. I believe that she was rushed because of the 30min session and I would repeat to TOFTT to see if she is normally like that or was that something new.
F 6
B 6 had a little belly
M NA
S 7
O 6.5
Then I woke up at home watching classic NFL films and realized that I has only imagined the whole thing
Jake Jj 1492
06-27-07, 20:47
At this rate Napun Namja, you're going to need your own forum...guess I'm going to have to step up my posting rate just to keep up! LOL
I don't know about that JJ however I do know there's a lot of similarities to this
Napun Namja, and another forum member.
AJ
At this rate Napun Namja, you're going to need your own forum...guess I'm going to have to step up my posting rate just to keep up! LOL
I don't know about that JJ however I do know there's a lot of similarities to this Napun Namja, and another forum member. Haywood?
Anyone else here smell bacon?
JJ
For what it's worth, I agree. This guy's English is just bad enough that he could very well be pork.
LexLuther
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 22:14
I don't know about that JJ however I do know there's a lot of similarities to this Napun Namja, and another forum member.
AJI'm curious as to who that person might be.
As many of you are aware, life is full of boredom in the professional world. After a while, it's all you can do to let the day pass and I consider this forum my new "white whale."
Perhaps the similarity you've noticed is nothing more than fundamental gramatical structures, syntax, or perhaps word choice.
Incidentally, I'm off to see what the menu looks like at Olympic. I think it's time to explore the possibilities at this location. Wait for my report.
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 22:23
For what it's worth, I agree. This guy's English is just bad enough that he could very well be pork.
LexLutherIs this the hazing process that everyone must pass? I have read much of this in the archives but have yet to experience it first hand.
Because my poor command of English, I am confused regarding the pork or bacon assertion. Does it have a negative connotation? By Golly, I just don't know... This English thing is much harder than I could ever imaging. Damn you, Babel! Damn you to hell!
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-27-07, 22:26
Anyone else here smell bacon?
JJ"It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
Batman
N2,
You are a funny guy. To explain things a bit, most cops are under-educated and could not construct a proper English sentence to save their souls.
Additionally it seems that you are posting a lot of crap just to increase your post count. Could this perhaps be an attempt to raise your post count, reach senior status, and thereby accrue some credibility that you don't really deserve? Who knows. Stay tuned.
Or perhaps you are just using coke and/or bored.
LexLuther
Look, buddy,
'Because my poor command of English'? 'harder than I could ever imaging'?
Wtf you tryin to pull? Who you tryin to fool? Your knowledge of words such as hazing, assertion, connotation and 'fundamental gramatical structures, syntax' CLEARLY lets anyone with a basic command of the language KNOW that you are up to some shit. You are not as dumb as you're trying to pretend to be, which, in my eyes, just lowers your credibility even more. Do us all a favor: join another forum. I'm sure there are way cooler websites more accepting of people who know 'fundamental gramatical structures', yet who can't spell imagine. (and yes, I did notice you spelled grammatical wrong) The only thing I'm more wary of on this site than babylonians, are fakes.
Selah!
Is this the hazing process that everyone must pass? I have read much of this in the archives but have yet to experience it first hand.
Because my poor command of English, I am confused regarding the pork or bacon assertion. Does it have a negative connotation? By Golly, I just don't know... This English thing is much harder than I could ever imaging. Damn you, Babel! Damn you to hell!
N2
I'm sorry Jackson / members for my part in the clutter. We all know the rules this is for massage parlor's. For any of you that are interested I am reserving my comments and posting them in the http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3382
I'm curious as to who that person might be.
As many of you are aware, life is full of boredom in the professional world. After a while, it's all you can do to let the day pass and I consider this forum my new "white whale."
Perhaps the similarity you've noticed is nothing more than fundamental gramatical structures, syntax, or perhaps word choice.
Incidentally, I'm off to see what the menu looks like at Olympic. I think it's time to explore the possibilities at this location. Wait for my report.
On a side note: how does one justify running into a spouse's collegue when conducting such explorations? Luckily, as of yet (knock on wood), I have not had to explain myself. But I don't think this luck can last forever.
N2
Is all you do ask questions? RTFFThe only reason I keep asking questions is because I've never gotten answer. I've asked the same question. I'm just tired of going to the lackluster AMPs in Virginia where the women are deplorable and the service is subpar. The few places I used to go in DC up in Cleveland Circle, Vermont Ave, and Wisconsin Ave were closed so I had to stay in VA, but looks like some stuff is opening up and for once, I'd like to pay for what I want instead of what they give me. I'm just trying to find a nice petite provider at an AMP, that's it.
As of late I've been going to an AMP in Sterling in the Cascades Area. The lady told me that all her women were fat and all of them had bruises, but sometimes, after a long day, you have to take what you can get. The women were hideous, but I have to admit, the service itself is pretty good and the massages aren't bad. All in all I would give the place a 4.
Sarang Haeyo
06-28-07, 10:01
As an old nemesis; I'm afraid you're thinking too much.
Lately, as of last week I think I've been reduced to lurking status. I've contributed (or not) all I can to this site. Further posting would be needlessly repetitive.
I'm sticking around so I can PM with some guys with whom I've become close as our situations are similiar.
As this thread is where I got my start; it seems only fitting that this is where I should end.
BTW, I would never PM anyone asking questions about their SO. I'm here to answer, never ask.
Still lurking, SH
PS: as you know, I'm hung up on proper spelling. I would NEVER spell grammatical with one 'm'.
response on the proper forum
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3382
As an old nemesis; I'm afraid you're thinking too much.
Lately, as of last week I think I've been reduced to lurking status. I've contributed (or not) all I can to this site. Further posting would be needlessly repetitive.
I'm sticking around so I can PM with some guys with whom I've become close as our situations are similiar.
As this thread is where I got my start; it seems only fitting that this is where I should end.
BTW, I would never PM anyone asking questions about their SO. I'm here to answer, never ask.
Still lurking, SH
PS: as you know, I'm hung up on proper spelling. I would NEVER spell grammatical with one 'm'.
Original Gster
06-28-07, 13:59
Does anyone know where the Carriage House and May are located? Metro stop or address?
Thanks
SargeYes, I know where the Carriage House is located and I know the address. I can confirm that it is about three blocks from a Metro Stop. I visited recently and saw Sue. It was a nice middle of the afternoon visit. The joint was quiet and the service was very unhurried.
Sue had a little mileage and it showed in the face, but was a pretty good provider overall. Her body was very tight, as was something else. She was a little small for my tastes up top. Very little Engrish was spoken. The TS was really good. All of my experiences at this establishment have been strong in the TS department. Almost reminds me of the excellent TS at CPHC before BW. The CBJ was good but brief. Her skills leaned more toward ball playing than shaft working. FS started as mish and finished as K9. Masagi was also very good with strong hands. GFE was available after the main event, but I prefer to exit quickly and be on my way.
I wouldn't seek her out on a return trip, but overall it was a pretty good experience.
OG
Ian Dokkaebi
06-28-07, 14:04
For those who have grown weary of the Kim Chi flavor, I am pleased to announce that Tom Yum is being offered at the Royale.
I'm sort of busy today, so didn't have time compose my expose. I get it to you when I get home tonight.
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-28-07, 14:27
Look, buddy,
'Because my poor command of English'? 'harder than I could ever imaging'?
Wtf you tryin to pull? Who you tryin to fool? Your knowledge of words such as hazing, assertion, connotation and 'fundamental gramatical structures, syntax' CLEARLY lets anyone with a basic command of the language KNOW that you are up to some shit. You are not as dumb as you're trying to pretend to be, which, in my eyes, just lowers your credibility even more. Do us all a favor: join another forum. I'm sure there are way cooler websites more accepting of people who know 'fundamental gramatical structures', yet who can't spell imagine. (and yes, I did notice you spelled grammatical wrong) The only thing I'm more wary of on this site than babylonians, are fakes.
Selah!Dude,
Where the fuck did you come from? I've examined your previous reports, and from what I've deduced, your contribution to the cause is as minuscule as the size of your brain. I contributed more information in day than you did in a month, fool!
You must be out of your mind throwing me this shit. But like I said before, enough time have been spent on this topic. Moving on.
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
06-28-07, 15:29
N2,
You are a funny guy. To explain things a bit, most cops are under-educated and could not construct a proper English sentence to save their souls.
Additionally it seems that you are posting a lot of crap just to increase your post count. Could this perhaps be an attempt to raise your post count, reach senior status, and thereby accrue some credibility that you don't really deserve? Who knows. Stay tuned.
Or perhaps you are just using coke and/or bored.
LexLutherLexLuther, I've addressed some of the points you've raised in post #624 <http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=541918&postcount=624>.
n2
Yes, I know where the Carriage House is located and I know the address. I can confirm that it is about three blocks from a Metro Stop. I visited recently and saw Sue. It was a nice middle of the afternoon visit. The joint was quiet and the service was very unhurried.
Sue had a little mileage and it showed in the face, but was a pretty good provider overall. Her body was very tight, as was something else. She was a little small for my tastes up top. Very little Engrish was spoken. The TS was really good. All of my experiences at this establishment have been strong in the TS department. Almost reminds me of the excellent TS at CPHC before BW. The CBJ was good but brief. Her skills leaned more toward ball playing than shaft working. FS started as mish and finished as K9. Masagi was also very good with strong hands. GFE was available after the main event, but I prefer to exit quickly and be on my way.
I wouldn't seek her out on a return trip, but overall it was a pretty good experience.
OGWhat's the address or metro stop that it's near? That's what I've been trying to find out. :)
I have to agree with Ravane. N2 displays a curious mix of rich vocabulary along with bizarre grammatical usage, misspellings, and mis-matched subject/verb pairings. Perhaps N2 could tell us what is first language is. This may help us to understand. My guess is that he is either some shade of asian (perhaps southeast asian) or that he is from another planet entirely.
Please N2, give us some insight into what is at work in your linguistically bizarre behavior. If posts such as Ravane's upset you, then you have to help us find our way toward accepting you.
If N2 is asian as I have suggested, he is most likely what we used to call a "stupent" during the time when I was employed by a major local university. If this is true, then he may very well be dipping his little spoon too frequently into the Peruvian marching powder.
You must admit though that he is entertaining in his own irksome way.
LexLuther
Ian Dokkaebi
06-28-07, 18:51
Although I wanted to explore Olympic, I found that Royal was a much more convenient. While walking to my destination, I passed a hobo who pointed me into Happiness. I ignored him and proceeded on the Royal path.
Mamasan accompanied me to the second room. I asked to see my last provider, a mix between Italian and Korean, who spoke perfect English. Much to my dismay, she was on vacation.
“I’ll give you good girl,” Mamasan replied to me.
A moment later, Anna arrived. She was around 5’10” (with heels), skinny, 20-ish, flat stomach, B-cup with good size nip (enhanced, a little saggy, but felt very real), with a cute tushie. She spoke very little English. She was perfect, just my type.
She led me to the TS and spent time cleaning every inch of my body including the armpits. After the shower, I dry myself while she poured the mouthwash and gave it to me. By this gesture, I could foresee the events that lie ahead.
Back in the room, I laid with my stomach down while waiting for the massage. When she came in, she pulled me up, and lay down on her back. She gestured for me to have a taste to which I declined. She was surprise at my decision and began CBJ while I was standing next to the bed.
Then, I joined her on the bed where she continued a prolonged CBJ. “Come here,” I told her as she wetted her kitty and began CG. I pulled her body around for reverse CG followed by K9. Afterwards, hot towel for cleanup followed by a terrific massage. As I was getting dressed, I found out that there is a Thai girl available for review.
Ian Dokkaebi
06-28-07, 19:18
I have to agree with Ravane. N2 displays a curious mix of rich vocabulary along with bizarre grammatical usage, misspellings, and mis-matched subject/verb pairings. Perhaps N2 could tell us what is first language is. This may help us to understand. My guess is that he is either some shade of asian (perhaps southeast asian) or that he is from another planet entirely.
Please N2, give us some insight into what is at work in your linguistically bizarre behavior. If posts such as Ravane's upset you, then you have to help us find our way toward accepting you.
If N2 is asian as I have suggested, he is most likely what we used to call a "stupent" during the time when I was employed by a major local university. If this is true, then he may very well be dipping his little spoon too frequently into the Peruvian marching powder.
You must admit though that he is entertaining in his own irksome way.
LexLutherLex,
I’m terribly sorry to disappoint. I’m as American as the next bloke. I guess you can attribute the grammatical inconsistencies you’ve noticed to my alter ego. I believe our grammatical usage and word choice is readily identifiable as our fingerprints or our DNA. In many academic circles, it is your DNA.
Or perhaps because of my poor command of the English language, I’ve elected to participate on this board. It’s a terrific way of improving my English. Don’t read too much into it, it’s a just decorum that we must facilitate in order to make life more bearable.
By the way, must you reference the powder every time you talk to me? I’m truly amaze to find a person of your caliber (from your posts) stands steadfast behind his initial judgment.
N2
Been pining away since my ATF Sunny left Gold to go back to NYC.
Over the last few weeks been trying out AMP and SC in CA (SD, LA and Palmdale, yes Palmdale!), had a lot of fun exploring my new home, drunk too much beer, spent too much on womens drinks and dances and still come uo dry! Reports in the CA forum.
Decided to try Supra, not looking for Coco, but some of the other providers mentioned earlier. However, Coco answered the door so that was my lot!
Had seen her before on my only other visit to Supra, very beautiful, but too cutesy and businesslike. Did the trick given my few weeks of abstinence, but will try for another one next time. Cant remember if i got a table shower last time, but certainly didn't this time.
will hold off to go to Gold next time, Sunny said she may be back soon, got to keep looking for a new project.
Cheers,
Ozmong
Freshly Snipes
06-28-07, 21:55
Hey why don't you guys take your key-board gang banging somewhere else? In the last 2 pages there have been only about 3 mediocre reports.
Why don't you all (A John and co) continue this shit via PM, where the rest of us don't have to sift through all this B.S to get to the reports.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.
I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.
In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.
**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...
Ian Dokkaebi
06-29-07, 02:59
Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.
I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.
In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.
**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...Loop,
It was not my intention to be annoying. My sincere apologies to seniors of this board. I will limit my postings to credible intelligence.
n2
Thanks, Loop. 'preciate it. N2, I agree, lets move on. I won't come back at you, although I am itching to.
Lets get back to what this forum's for. Reporting!
Selah!
Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my report. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.
I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.
In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.
**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...
Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth!
Why don't you all (A John and co) continue this shit via PM, where the rest of us don't have to sift through all this B.S to get to the reports.
Freshly Snipes
06-29-07, 14:54
Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth!How childish. Truth hurts don't it? I politely ask everyone, including you to stop, and this is how you repsond? With childish insults? Well maybe you have a short retention span but i can resort to name calling too. My last few reports outweights all the B.S you've been spurting on here as of late. Remember it's about quality, not quantity. But it's all good, looks like you still got a grudge against me 'cause I called you out last time, and now I'm doing it again; hey, someone has to do it.
And speaking of keeping things out of mouths, that AMP girl of yours that's got you pussy whipped so good, should keep my dick out of her mouth. Just remember homie, i'm paying for her clothes that's got her looking so good for YOU. Plus you must know your tasting MY delicious cum anytime you plant a kiss on your beloved's sweet, oriental lips. Enjoy!
P.S i tried to PM this to you, as not to clutter the board with this type of bickering, but your box was full.
Have a good day, Mr.Grammar expert!
Mr.Snipes aka G13
I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.
Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.
After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3
TAKE THIS SHIT OFF LINE!!!
JJ
Hey fresh as a daisy you've got a lot of room to talk. Your last 8 post needed to be "sifted through all this B.S" 7 of them in the MP forum and only 1 of them in General forum. None of them contributing nothing. I've thought all along your a spoiled brat. Jackson, Jackson look what they're doing. Littleboy take your toys and go home! I told you before keep my name out of your mouth!
Just returned from Wilson Boulevard and Jefferson haven't been there in a while. Not sure of her name I think Mai or Meme took care of me she wasn't into good of a mood as today she is supposed to be leaving however her new replacement has not showed up. House momma said everyone else was busy. Everything was very mechanical paid for 45 minutes and was out the door in 40 I would not recommend her. I'm not sure who else was working.
Happy Hunting
AJ
Using Ignore Lists (01-23-07)
I just finished responding to more than 100 reported posts, a task that in itself will give anyone a headache, but this particular batch struck me has having an unusually high number of complaints that essentially amounted to one member not liking another member's writing style or report content, which leads me to offer this general suggestion:
If you don't like another Forum Member's reports, then simply add them to your "Ignore List" and you'll never see their reports again.
You can access your personal "Ignore List" under your User CP. Just login, select "User CP" from the top menu bar, then select "Buddy / Ignore Lists" from the left side column.
TAKE THIS SHIT OFF LINE!!!
JJ
PS
Don't PM me anymore for information!
당신은 정보를 어쨌든 사용하지 않는다
Hadn't been to DC in a while so I decided to make a day of it.
First stop was the carriage house where I drew Sue. She was a little bit older than I would prefer but the massage was great and she really got into the main event. Overall I would give the experience a 7. 5 and probably wouldn't repeat.
Feeling refreshed I grabbed some lunch and a couple of beers, hit the ATM, and on to the next stop.
The second stop was awesome and ranks up there with some of my best from pre-BW. She had a great attitude, in her mid to late 20s, hot body, everything was great. I wish I would've stopped here first because I would've just returned later for another hour instead of going somewhere else. Actually it was so great I'm not going to give any info about her, sorry.
Seven Eleven,
So now you have added two useless posts to the forum, maybe to boost your total?
Riggo
BT:
I PM'd you in case you didn't want to reveal the locale and name of your "favorite provider"; alas, you didn't answer.
As it appears, you got the interest of your brethren here peaked but left out some pretty important details.
Without those details, this report is just another fantasy I will never achieve.
Van
I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.
Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.
After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3
And I hope you're not posting just to: 1) post your delusions of grandeur or 2) to reach the mythical 30 post and try to build up "trust".
7-11:
I find it utterly ironic that you are chastising another for attempting to run up his posts to increase his post count. You had 2 posts in a row that really meant nothing.
So, on a whim, I went back and reviewed you 17 post count. There was only 1 of substance and that posting, to me at least, was suspect. I think it was about your 2nd post that mentioned Neverland... How did you know the location of Neverland when it had never been mentioned here and I know those "in the know" would not PM you without any credibility.
This post was simply my opinion and does not require any retort...simply thought on your account.
Van
Seven Eleven
07-01-07, 10:13
7-11:
I find it utterly ironic that you are chastising another for attempting to run up his posts to increase his post count. You had 2 posts in a row that really meant nothing.
So, on a whim, I went back and reviewed you 17 post count. There was only 1 of substance and that posting, to me at least, was suspect. I think it was about your 2nd post that mentioned Neverland... How did you know the location of Neverland when it had never been mentioned here and I know those "in the know" would not PM you without any credibility.
This post was simply my opinion and does not require any retort...simply thought on your account.
VanFor what it's worth, I never PMed anyone about Neverland and the one post I made about Neverland you found suspect was enough to have other senior members PM me on their distribution lists. All I'm saying is that if you look at BigTime's report history, it's all literally: "Saw my favorite girl at my favorite place. It was awesome." How does that help anyone? At least I provided a name and a place, and because my report was accurate, I was able to garnish the trust of other senior members at some level, no matter how low.
Seven Eleven
07-01-07, 10:18
What's up guys. I was feeling the itch again so I decided to check out one of my backup places because my favorite was closed down. Saw my girlfriend there. I didn't feel like a massage and she seemed to realize it. I guess its' because I'm such a regular (I visit once a year) and the mamasan and I now have some sort of telepathic connection so she already knew I didn't feel like a shower and told my girlfriend in advance. Immediately, my girlfriend took my balls and cock into her mouth. Wow! BBBJ was awesome! I couldn't take it anymore so I told her to lie down while I gave her a full-fledged DATY and then thoroughly explored every nook and cranny of her body. Those triple D breasts and size 0 waist were awesome! Then I winked at her and she understood what I was looking for. Yup! Greek! It was awesome! Before I finished, I pulled out and creamed all over her face, which I believe would unanimously be voted as a 10. She then begged me to give her another whammy so I had to oblige since I'm such a gentlemen. This time I banged away at her pussy while staring at her cum-laden face before pulling out and adding a second helping of goo on her beautiful face. All in all, she must have came like seven times (or she's a very good actress). I gave her the $100 tip and left. House was free because I'm such a regular. I may repeat, but probably not because it's too expensive. I have another place where house is free and tip is not mandatory while also providing much better service.
Disclaimer: You should realize the meaning of this post.
Jake Jj 1492
07-01-07, 14:48
Now that would make for an interesting locale! :-) Not a post of substance, just a thought. Please don't throw stones...
For what it's worth, I never PMed anyone about Neverland and the one post I made about Neverland you found suspect was enough to have other senior members PM me on their distribution lists. All I'm saying is that if you look at BigTime's report history, it's all literally: "Saw my favorite girl at my favorite place. It was awesome." How does that help anyone? At least I provided a name and a place, and because my report was accurate, I was able to garnish the trust of other senior members at some level, no matter how low.
Point well taken...
Van
I think you mean Touché.
LexLuther
7-11, I don't post names or places, it should seem obvious why. I do provide these by PM for those who ask (after looking at posting history - i.e. someone with 0 or 1 posts or just alot of questions posts does not get any info from me). Sorry Van I have not responded, you should have a PM waiting.
7-11, I have received many PMs from others that like my posts. Since you don’t, ignore my posts and stop trying to cause trouble (and don’t ever PM me asking about anything either.)
I broke my rule to not make a post to respond to anyone, but I felt this time I had to because you called me out by name. I will now go back to my rule of only making solid posts that support the purpose of this forum. BT3.
Seven Eleven
07-02-07, 01:55
7-11, I don't post names or places, it should seem obvious why. I do provide these by PM for those who ask (after looking at posting history - i.e. someone with 0 or 1 posts or just alot of questions posts does not get any info from me). Sorry Van I have not responded, you should have a PM waiting.
7-11, I have received many PMs from others that like my posts. Since you don’t, ignore my posts and stop trying to cause trouble (and don’t ever PM me asking about anything either.)
I broke my rule to not make a post to respond to anyone, but I felt this time I had to because you called me out by name. I will now go back to my rule of only making solid posts that support the purpose of this forum. BT3.I never PMed you and never will, even after the angry PM you sent me, so don't worry about that. However, I felt it necessary to point our posts and not to just ignore them to make sure other members realize how easy it is to write bullshit. If you're not going to provide a name or place (which you don't have to), I have to question what the reason for your posting is. The purpose of this forum is to facilitate the exchange of information. Your posts really don't do much in that regard. So my best guesses were already stated. Either you're ego-driven and want to make other guys on the Internet jealous of your 75% BBBJ rate OR.
I love this post.
What's up guys. I was feeling the itch again so I decided to check out one of my backup places because my favorite was closed down. Saw my girlfriend there. I didn't feel like a massage and she seemed to realize it. I guess its' because I'm such a regular (I visit once a year) and the mamasan and I now have some sort of telepathic connection so she already knew I didn't feel like a shower and told my girlfriend in advance. Immediately, my girlfriend took my balls and cock into her mouth. Wow! BBBJ was awesome! I couldn't take it anymore so I told her to lie down while I gave her a full-fledged DATY and then thoroughly explored every nook and cranny of her body. Those triple D breasts and size 0 waist were awesome! Then I winked at her and she understood what I was looking for. Yup! Greek! It was awesome! Before I finished, I pulled out and creamed all over her face, which I believe would unanimously be voted as a 10. She then begged me to give her another whammy so I had to oblige since I'm such a gentlemen. This time I banged away at her pussy while staring at her cum-laden face before pulling out and adding a second helping of goo on her beautiful face. All in all, she must have came like seven times (or she's a very good actress). I gave her the $100 tip and left. House was free because I'm such a regular. I may repeat, but probably not because it's too expensive. I have another place where house is free and tip is not mandatory while also providing much better service.
Disclaimer: You should realize the meaning of this post.
I think you mean Touché.
LexLuther
I went back and forth with the spelling and settled on the wrong version.
Van
Ian Dokkaebi
07-02-07, 14:13
While in my office last Friday, I felt an overwhelming urge to escape from what ordinarily could have equated to a relentlessly boring day. I hailed a cab to DuPont Circle to see what was available at Supra. When the cab pulled up to the building, I was surprised to see Mr. XXXXXX Owner exiting rather happily. I told the cab to drive-on fearing that I can be seen.
I ascended to the fourth level to find the closed door. A while later, Bebe opened the door. She flashed me a smile and led me to a room. I quickly ask for Coco.
Coco came in to the room and we settled the financial contributions to the various noble causes. A moment later, she led me to the TS where she was surprisingly playful. She was dancing a little bit and acting so. Very. Cute. Although she did put some efforts in cleaning the right areas; overall, her TS is average, at best.
Back to the room, she began with a massage. I have to admit, I like her massages. Following the massage, she performed the coveted nipple-drag. AR was performed, albeit, short. Flipped me around and did a little ball-playing. She then engaged the cover and began CBJ. We started out in CG, and then switched to miss. While in miss, she was humming a Korean nursery tune while I thought to myself I must be seriously lacking, so I spun her around and finished in K9.
Surprisingly, she was much more playful this time around. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was bi-polar. Her mood swings are very extreme. After the hot towel treatment, we did a little bit of cuddling and chit chatting. I had my phone next to the bed and she programmed her number into my phone. I’ll be surprised if I was the first one she gave her numbers to. Anyone else got this treatment? Come one, admit it.
Unfortunately, I have heard too many stories about Coco to take the bait.
SIDE NOTE: Many of these girls are professional "comfort women" outside their profession. What this entails is the ability to maintain relationships (sexual in many cases) with multitude of men (upward 40 in some cases) so that when they return from vacation, these victims (I mean men) will, once again, see their "girlfriend" and thus pay the house, which the owner loves so much. As they say, a little sugar goes a long way. Don’t despair! Only a small percentage of providers use such a ploy.
AMP – It’s not just a job, it’s a lifestyle!
N2
Ian Dokkaebi
07-02-07, 14:41
Just returned from Wilson Boulevard and Jefferson haven't been there in a while. Not sure of her name I think Mai or Meme took care of me she wasn't into good of a mood as today she is supposed to be leaving however her new replacement has not showed up. House momma said everyone else was busy. Everything was very mechanical paid for 45 minutes and was out the door in 40 I would not recommend her. I'm not sure who else was working.
Happy Hunting
AJ
Using Ignore Lists (01-23-07)
I just finished responding to more than 100 reported posts, a task that in itself will give anyone a headache, but this particular batch struck me has having an unusually high number of complaints that essentially amounted to one member not liking another member's writing style or report content, which leads me to offer this general suggestion:
If you don't like another Forum Member's reports, then simply add them to your "Ignore List" and you'll never see their reports again.
You can access your personal "Ignore List" under your User CP. Just login, select "User CP" from the top menu bar, then select "Buddy / Ignore Lists" from the left side column.
PS
Don't PM me anymore for information!
당신은 정보를 어쨌든 사용하지 않는다John,
I would advise against online translation services. Often times, the strict translation is meaningless.
n2
PS: For those who do not have the Asian Language Pack installed on their computer. The bitmap version of A John's Hangul message is attached.
Going downtown again later this week. Both places are GREAT but which one is the best at the moment?
What say you, O my Brothers?
JJ
Benchseats Rock
07-02-07, 16:54
Going downtown again later this week. Both places are GREAT but which one is the best at the moment?
What say you, O my Brothers?
JJ
I hate taking blind guesses like this - well, don't we all? To cover your bases I'd suggest that you whet your whistle at both establishments... anything less and you're just going to have that "what if" hanging out in the back of your mind, and I know that I hate nothing more than wondering if I made the right choice or not, especially when in retrospect I realize that I didn't have to choose at all.
Benchseats Rock
DrummerBoy
07-02-07, 18:29
I love this post.Wow, I had a good laugh when I read it. I usually have dreams likethis when I eat Chinese food late at night :)
Hello friends,
I will be in the DC area from July 10 through the 19. I am unable to understand the places mentioned for an AMP. Can someone please PM me more details? I will greatly appreciate and will return the favor. I know some great AMPs in Reading, PA if you happen to come this way.
Thanks.
You can check my posts in Harrisburg.
I hate taking blind guesses like this - well, don't we all? To cover your bases I'd suggest that you whet your whistle at both establishments... anything less and you're just going to have that "what if" hanging out in the back of your mind, and I know that I hate nothing more than wondering if I made the right choice or not, especially when in retrospect I realize that I didn't have to choose at all.
Benchseats RockWell, since you have twisted my arm so much I will just have to do them both after all!!! I hope the wallet can handle it!
Reports will be coming Thursday evening or Friday.
JJ
Well, since you have twisted my arm so much I will just have to do them both after all!!! I hope the wallet can handle it!
Reports will be coming Thursday evening or Friday.
JJIt would be great to get a report from both of these places. I am going to visit both of them here in the near future. However, I may hold off because of the 4th.
Stupid question: Do AMPs ususally see more business during big tourist holidays like the 4th?
Well, I just wanted to thank BT3 for Pm'ing me with the vitals in regard to this particular visit. I ventured into DC this morning to find very little traffic and less of a problem parking than usual.
I jumped off the "escort" train and back into AMP central. By the way, my wallet thanks you also for the prices are 1/2 of what I have been paying.
The talent of which he speaks is definitely very nice. I must admit that the dual-nipple suck is what peaked my interest. She is only a bit flabby; but, with her titties and nipples, it was fine with me.
The only down side of the visit is when I requested a 2nd pop, she asked how much money I had. Since I am not new to the game, I came in with only what I needed and nothing else. She attempted to finish me off with a very oily HJ but did not succeed. In my opinion, HJ's are something you can do yourself...BJs and FS are not.
She did give it a very good effort though.
I will definitely see her very soon.
Van
I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.
Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.
After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3
Ian Dokkaebi
07-03-07, 14:37
I had some time to kill at work today, so I planned on making some corrections (grammar and such) to my reports. I'll give it to you, bad writing is hard to read. Low and behold I can't access it.
How does one edit their reports?
Much Appreciated,
n2
Jake Jj 1492
07-03-07, 20:27
It would be great to get a report from both of these places. I am going to visit both of them here in the near future. However, I may hold off because of the 4th.
Stupid question: Do AMPs ususally see more business during big tourist holidays like the 4th?
Surprised the heck out of me, but some AMPs close for holidays...
Surprised the heck out of me, but some AMPs close for holidays...Seems like the girls would want to work on a day that most guys have off. I know that I'm going to try and get my own fireworks tomorrow! Let's hope these girls are "open" for business.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
This is not any kind of peace offering. You guys with no credibility to speak of would be better off taking time to get familiar with the Web site. Frequently Asked Questions "aka" (FAQ)
This is a link to take you there.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?
This is a link to answer your ?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_04
How does one edit their reports?
Big Dawg1087
07-04-07, 00:38
Ok, so I've been to PG County AMP's and one in Baltimore and was wondering if the DC AMP's have the same price?
60-70 house with 100 tip for fs?
I've looked like in the last 25 pages and my eyes hurt.
So any information on how DC's prices work would help.
Thanks again.
Surprised the heck out of me, but some AMPs close for holidays...
Anything I'd call a real AMP would be open 365 days a year, legit and semi-legit places would be closed. KL
Ok, so I've been to PG County AMP's and one in Baltimore and was wondering if the DC AMP's have the same price?
60-70 house with 100 tip for fs?
I've looked like in the last 25 pages and my eyes hurt.
So any information on how DC's prices work would help.
Thanks again.Yes. In DC. $. 60 house. $. 100 f/s
Usual in the industry most places.
So my friend went for a walk tonight.
He was welcomed to the Mamasan and led to a room in the back. Sue came in and asked for the $. 60 for the house. After that, he got a great table shower with plenty of mutual touching. Sue led him back to the room for a good massage with some back adjustments. She went right into a CBJ and then asked for some doggie. He then asked if he could be ridden and she gladly agreed. Finished up with a RCG and she cleaned him up after he was done. Overall, good experience.
BTW. He would suggest entering Green CT through the M st alley to avoid the gay (? ) club on the 14 st side. He liked the darkness of the alley. As with any place in DC, keep your wits and eyes open.
F 7
B 7-8
M 8
S 8
O 8-9 he said she was happy to oblige
Have fun!
Does anybody speak Korean?
As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.
Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.
Have fun!
Ok, so I've been to PG County AMP's and one in Baltimore and was wondering if the DC AMP's have the same price?
60-70 house with 100 tip for fs?
I've looked like in the last 25 pages and my eyes hurt.
So any information on how DC's prices work would help.
Thanks again.
Simply pick one out and go there. Let us all know what you pay and what you get.
JJ
Rejected Monke
07-04-07, 08:07
Well, I just wanted to thank BT3 for Pm'ing me with the vitals in regard to this particular visit. I ventured into DC this morning to find very little traffic and less of a problem parking than usual.
I jumped off the "escort" train and back into AMP central. By the way, my wallet thanks you also for the prices are 1/2 of what I have been paying.
The talent of which he speaks is definitely very nice. I must admit that the dual-nipple suck is what peaked my interest. She is only a bit flabby; but, with her titties and nipples, it was fine with me.
The only down side of the visit is when I requested a 2nd pop, she asked how much money I had. Since I am not new to the game, I came in with only what I needed and nothing else. She attempted to finish me off with a very oily HJ but did not succeed. In my opinion, HJ's are something you can do yourself...BJs and FS are not.
She did give it a very good effort though.
I will definitely see her very soon.
Van
Thanks to VanDriver, I went ahead and saw this girl. BigTime, I owe you an apology for doubting you a few months back. Seven Eleven, I think you owe him the same.
While VanDriver says she's a little flab, I'm going to have to differ and say she's kind of fat. Looks like she ate a couple of AMP girls or so. But she's not ugly and she's not obese. Huge floppy, natural breasts.
A little older than the typical AMP girl, a little fatter, but service was definitely a lot better. Recommend if you're looking for service over looks.
Seven Eleven
07-04-07, 09:20
Thanks to VanDriver, I went ahead and saw this girl. BigTime, I owe you an apology for doubting you a few months back. Seven Eleven, I think you owe him the same.
While VanDriver says she's a little flab, I'm going to have to differ and say she's kind of fat. Looks like she ate a couple of AMP girls or so. But she's not ugly and she's not obese. Huge floppy, natural breasts.
A little older than the typical AMP girl, a little fatter, but service was definitely a lot better. Recommend if you're looking for service over looks.My main problem was the lack of exchange of information from BigTime's posts, but if he's sharing with senior members such as yourself and VanDriver, I think it's safe to admit I was in the wrong.
Ok, so I've been to PG County AMP's and one in Baltimore and was wondering if the DC AMP's have the same price?
60-70 house with 100 tip for fs?
I've looked like in the last 25 pages and my eyes hurt.
So any information on how DC's prices work would help.
Thanks again.
For the life of me I can't figure out what is wrong with you people. You seem to think that if you pay $20.00 too much or that if you go in and don't do things according to some formula that your dicks will fall off. Believe me this is not the way to have your dick fall off.
If you have mongered anywhere else in the U.S., then you know everything you need to know. Just pick one (as was already suggested), go there, and report back and tell us what you learned. I mean if you're so concerned about the money, then you are definitely in the wrong hobby. If you're concerned about being embarassed, don't be. These gals are pros and I don't think there is much that embarasses them. They've seen it all.
When someone comes on here and starts writing this crap, the hairs on the backs of our necks stand up. You seem like you are either a kid or the Gestapo. So if you want to do this stuff that we do (and I strongly advise against it), get yourself a pair and do it.
Happy 4th!
LexLuther
Thanks to VanDriver, I went ahead and saw this girl. BigTime, I owe you an apology for doubting you a few months back. Seven Eleven, I think you owe him the same.
While VanDriver says she's a little flab, I'm going to have to differ and say she's kind of fat. Looks like she ate a couple of AMP girls or so. But she's not ugly and she's not obese. Huge floppy, natural breasts.
A little older than the typical AMP girl, a little fatter, but service was definitely a lot better. Recommend if you're looking for service over looks.
RM:
I hope you had a good time. While I do agree that she is a bit overweight and your comment was very funny, I think if she lost 10 pounds or so she would look great... just as long as she didn't lost the weight in her tits!
Van
Goodjimmy8
07-04-07, 15:21
I am a newbie to the room, but better than amateur mongerer having been in the hobby for 14 years.
I had a great time at sun in June 06, even better time on May 23 this year, then went back in mid-June, and found the doorbell ripped off. Then I read this post and saw some mention of the 'sun setting. ' Is this true? Where can I get the same caliber service? I have been all over NOVA and some places in Mont. Co. And DC, and Sun was the best time for me.
Big Dawg1087
07-04-07, 22:34
I usually have o.k. dreams but this was a very good dream...enjoy ^_^
I had a dream that I went to visit royalty. Before I could meet them I met someone named Jenny? Jeannie? Genie? etc. (not sure, she talked very quietly) who made sure that I was clean everywhere including my mouth which was taken care of by mouthwash.
Said she was 25 and Led me to the room and started to receive a very average massage. Left for a minute and came back with everything necessary and started with a bbbj and then paused and then went to the cbj. Asked if the temperature was on 69 but she said no and when I told her I wanted to daty, she said no but when I went there, she got into it and went on to talk about missionaries, k9 and cg until we were finished.
She did not speak any French or Greek but did speak English. Was led out after completion and was not rushed at all. Very receptive all around and when I woke up, I was not disappointed.
F - 8
B - 9 (she was small petite type which I prefer, around a-b) 5'3"
TS - 5 (just made sure I was clean everywhere and nothing else)
M - 6 (very short as in around 5 minutes but it was decent I guess)
O - 8.5 (did almost everything asked and was very pretty)
R? - yes
Hopefully its easily read as i put it in sections which I thought would be useful.
Does anybody speak Korean?
As a coning linguist (pun intended), I would like to know some basic "useful" Korean.
Maybe we can have a small guide to some useful Korean since most of the providers are of that persuasion.
Have fun!Well, I know a bunch of Korean words and phrases and numbers from several years of studying traditional taekwondo, but I'm not sure that much of it is very transferable to other activities.
Hello friends,
I will be in the DC area from July 10 through the 19. I am unable to understand the places mentioned for an AMP. Can someone please PM me more details? I will greatly appreciate and will return the favor. I know some great AMPs in Reading, PA if you happen to come this way.
Thanks.
You can check my posts in Harrisburg.Hmm. If you read back far enough in this forum, you'll probably find the details you need. If that's too much work, then you could try internet searches on the places you're curious about, and see if modern technology can direct you back to a time when such information flowed more freely.
Freshly Snipes
07-05-07, 10:30
I've been reading several reports, since my initial encounter with her, about CoCo from 1333 and they don't seem to be the same girl. I think whoever opens the door simply palms off whatever girl is availbale as CoCo.
Why do I say this, you say?
Well it happened to me Tuesday.
I went there, did all the usual and got undressed in my room after giving up the house fee to one of the other girls who opened the door. I had asked for CoCo and was told she'the be right in. Apparently the fee girl didn't realise I had been there before, cause in walks another girl who obviously from my last encounter was not CoCo. I said to her, I wanted CoCo and she insists she was. After about 3 minutes of debating, and her sticking to her be. S Coco story, she exits the room. Several minutes later, in walks yet another girl, and yet again she claims to be CoCo!. But isn't the one I remember. What the fuck is going on? O. K at that point I give up.
My point is fellas, these girls are apparently onto our hustle; they know that some of us have never been there before, and just act like we have by naming a provider's name we've seen on this website, so be aware of this. And get a good description of the provider your interested in seeing before you go up there and get taken for a ride.
This girl was definately not the CoCo I had seen several weeks earlier, nor was the first girl. These girls apparently change names more than they change those wet towels they use to wipe us down with, at their convienance. I had never seen the girl that opened the door and collected the house fee before, so she probaly assumed I had never been there before and could palm me off with anyone, so long as they introduced themselves as CoCo. But whatever. I just wanted to acheive what I had came for.
The session with this 'Coco imposter' was pretty standard, and like other's have reported, this one was a spinner- unlike my previous CoCo. A cups, a cute little toosh, cute face, and a nicely trimmed Y. Kinda skinny for my taste but whatever. Pretty quiet too but smiled alot. Standard TS and massage. No AR. BBBJ (along the shaft only) to a 30 second CBJ, and then right to RCG, which I transitioned to Doggie for the finish. All in all nothing to brag about. Nice, pleasant girl just not my type. The session lasted about the full hour, but that's because of the confusion that happened when I first got there.
Wouldn't seek her out in future, but if by chance I ended up with her again, I would not complain:
Face 9
Body 7 (flat chested)
TS 7
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 7
The Coco who gave me the time of my life last time really is built like Jessica Biel- the actress, and surprisingly resembles a pic of this asian girl I saw in the pics thread, only older and a tad more toned and musclular as I previoulsy report (see jpg's below). So be aware of what your looking for, and what you ask for fellas.
Which leads me to another question: Was the CoCo I had previously encountered really CoCo. Or was she impersonating the infamous name to make a buck, and the one I got this time was indeed legitimately named CoCo? Ah, the shit has my head spin!
Mr. Snipes aka G13
Freshly Snipes
07-05-07, 13:08
Do you have a photo of your Coco, and does she have the same tattoo?Not sure if your being sarcastic or not but which CoCo? The one from my report a few weeks back, or the two 'imposters'(?) I experienced Tuesday....?
Either way, i don't have ANY pics of any AMP girls. The CoCo i had a few weeks back just happened to resemble the girl i ran across on the pics forum (only older looking), so i posted it as a reference because reports of her after my initial visit had described her as a spinner, and she's anything but that. For all those interested, she's built pretty muscular kinda like 'Susie' was from CHPC. Check out my one and only CHPC report for my description of Susie- body wise, they are pretty much the same
I thought it was an AMP no-no to go in there with your camera phone and snap away. I wonder if a few extra jacksons might make persuade them otherwise?
Hahaha!
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Ian Dokkaebi
07-05-07, 13:14
Surprised the heck out of me, but some AMPs close for holidays...Surprisingly, business over holidays is really slow. A friend of mine who works in DC told me that only three clients went through her place yesterday.
The ladies often see this as a time to unwind. Mamasan would often take them to Atlantic City or Georgetown.
Local ladies would go home and spend time with friends or significant others. Some of them would exfoliate at day spas. Small percentage would take their "honeys" (clients who are well received) to bars or karaoke rooms.
Ian Dokkaebi
07-05-07, 13:33
This is not any kind of peace offering. You guys with no credibility to speak of would be better off taking time to get familiar with the Web site. Frequently Asked Questions "aka" (FAQ)
This is a link to take you there.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?
This is a link to answer your ?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_04AJ,
I'm grateful for the information. It has put my mind at ease.
V/R
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