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Been awhile since I visited sun. So decided to take my chances. Went there on a quite slow night. Basically drew randomly what mamason brought me. This is the 4th mamason this year. I guess mamason rotate just as much as the girls LOL. Anyways I was greeted by Sasha. Beautiful face, very tiny figure (possibly under 90lbs), with enhance knockers. TS was decent cleaning all areas with mouthwash finish. Yall know what the means. Went back to the room and she says lets bypass massage and get it on. Aiight no problem. Began with light kissing and then into AR. Not the best but got me up. After a bit she insisted I turn over. Started with bs and then into some serious cbj. Then it was my turn to return the favor with daty. With soon became 69. After a few minutes it she was driving reverse cg. Then me into mish. To doggy and back to cg. She was fanastic but for some reason I just wouldnt blow my load. Ended up with HJ with my shit all over her face LOL. Hot towel and a cold coke followed. A quick massage followed that. And I dressed and left.
All in all very nice trip. Would definitely repeat. Was told only 3 girls working. And she has been there only 10 days. Good fellas hope this helps. Hope to get in another report by the end of this month.
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301: Great report.
Lax, good job being vigilant. I would have missed that. The really funny thing when scanning his posts was how easy you could spot the questions. Just look for the "?" in the title or the first three sentences. I doubt I have ever seen such a perfect record of leeching. I think we need to get his handle changed: to 411.
And now to another work of erotic fiction. Enjoy.
A Tale of Three Kitties.
LL and BB are on a mission--cure yellow fever in both of us. LL has been reading the fucking forum, and AMP action all arond the city is becoming more interesting. Prettier girls, better service for the most part, more choices. Maybe we can put Black Wednesday to bed--a stain in our collective conscience, like Black Tuesday (depression), Pearl Harbor, 9-11, and the seemingly never ending stream of atrocities humans commit upon each other. Sorry, tripping again. Must be something I ingested...
LL received some great PM intel from several of you guys, and I am grateful for every nugget--I actually had options, but I chose the AMP with the greatest draw, for moi... The intent of this report is to entertain, not offer any information that is factual. Therefore, I won't thank any specific member since it would probably give away the AMP and probably the provider, something I don't want to do with Black Wednesday seared into my already abused conscience. PM for details, unless you are a non-contributor, in which case I hope you enjoy the following work of fiction. Oh, BTW, The names have been changed to protect the guilty. The "Three Kitties" refer to three very wonderful Korean women and/or their attached, genuine Korean pussies.
Rang the bell, and was buzzed in. Mamasan recognized me, and I immediately asked for Kitty1, who was recommended by a member who I have already thanked by PM. I was informed Kitty1 was busy. Apparently, in her month here, she has developed quite a clientčle. I chose to wait and was ushered into the waiting area.
BB chose to take the next draw and was ushered into a room. Kitty2 was apparently cleaning up from the last customer. In her travels to/from room and the shower, LL was able to get a glimpse of Kitty2, standing in the hallway, back lit by a overhead light. OMFG. Young, thin, beautiful face, flat tummy, tiny ass--A perfect spinner body. She also had long, wavy jet black hair most of the way down her back. Desire filled me. My wingman was in for quite a treat. He told me the kitty was super tight, and since we have have shared several exceptional pussies in our travels, I conclude that I have to hit it.
His stats go something like this...
Kitty2:
Face: 9
Body: 9+
Attitude: 9
massagi: ? I forgot, but I think he said it was good.
sexo: 9
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.
I was waiting for about 15 minutes when an absolutely stunning woman appeared before me. She came over and gave me a big hug and a kiss, and told me it had been too long since I have come before. It truly had been. This girl, Kitty3, was truly beautiful. About 5'6" Black hair, C+ enhanced tits, a soft round ass, flat tummy and a very pretty face. She knew I was waiting for Kitty1, but she offered her services if I was tired of waiting. her Engrish was good, so I told her I wanted two hours time. One with Kitty1 and the other with her. She kissed me again and took me to her room.
In the room, she made sure that she understood my wishes for two hours time with two girls. Yes. I gave her two house fees and her tip up front. Another very sweet kiss and she told me to undress while she informs Kitty1 of the plan. She returned and gave me a nice, well, really very nice shower. Lots of flirting and laughter. At the finish of the shower, an OMFG beauty stepped into the shower room.
She introduced herself as Kitty1. Amazing. Bust-length wavy black hair, enhanced B's, tight little round ass, flat tummy, and an infectious smile. Truly a stunner. She informed me she was taking over the session. What? Me complain? Hell no. Back in what had now become "my" room, there was none of this "get on your face, honey" horseshit. she dimmed the lights and immediately stripped as I sat on the edge of the bed and stared-open mouthed. She came to me and kissed me sweetly on the lips then started working on my neck with her lips. I was manually exploring that perfect body when she presented a most lovely breast for my feeding enjoyment. I was still sitting and she was standing, then she worked her mouth downward to little LL.
The next ten minutes were almost Lique-esque. Despite Lique's rep on this board, the fact remains she gives the best BJ in DC. Well, Kitty1 is a contender. As another pleasant surprise, she gave me a BBBJ. It was intense, and then she would play with the balls to let me back off. I eventually would have unloaded in her mouth, so I had to stop her. Payback time.
DATY time was a dream. She loves it, and that is one of my many kinks. When I can get the hooker off, my life is so much more complete. I may be wrong and she only faked two O's. But I doubt I am wrong. She wanted my dick in her kitty. Raincoat on. I told her the position was her choice, so she sat me on the bed with my knees slightly raised up. She turned around and instead of me getting up on my knees for doggie, I remained seated and she backed that perfect little round ass up to me and slipped me inside. Ain't nothin' better than a slow, easy fuck with a beautiful Asian woman.
Her massagi was absolutely wonderful. One of the best ever at an AMP. After some brief cuddling, she got up and dressed and got my towel. She told me Kitty3 was coming, so I gave her her standard tip and told her I would see her soon. A kiss and she was gone...
Kitty1
Face: 8
Body: 9 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 9+
massagi: 10
sexo: 10
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.
30 seconds later, Kitty3 entered the room, dimmed the lights and disrobed. Here we go...
Actually, the sessions were very similar. We necked, ate some tits, and she slid down for the BJ. Now this one was covered, so I see Kitty3 is a bit more reserved. CBJ was OK, but come on guys, how the hell could that compare. Again, following my my fresh memory I hit the DATY. Her kitty was also sweet and inviting, but she did not get into the DATY as much so I decided to fuck her. You might recall my mention that this girl is beautiful? I love looking at her face, but I wanted to doggie and play with that perfect ass. It seems there is a mirror beside the bed. I positioned her so I could see her face and watch her tits bounce in the mirror while pounding. She adjusted the angle so she could watch me also. Nicely erotic. since she was my second woman in an hour, I fucked her like two women, as BB is fond of saying.
I collapsed into a heap and she attended to me nicely. Massage, again after the main event, was pretty standard. Towel, dressed and informed my friend was waiting a long time. She related the story of the look on his face when he was informed I had been a pig and he had to wait an extra hour.
Kitty3
Face: 9+
Body: 8 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 8
massagi: 6
sexo: 9
Worthy of a repeat.
The ride home was, well, relaxed.
LoveLOS
Disclaimer: Nothing I post is true. While three kitties were seemingly abused, testing has proven the pounding they received remained entirely within their design specification, and besides, they seemed to enjoy it. Remember, best actess always wins.
Jake Jj 1492
04-26-07, 09:02
While the quality of finery in the district is DEFINITELY on the rise. I concur with the reports that immediately proceed this one. Beautiful spinners, skilled at massagi that are great performers.
I've had 8.5-9.0 ATB (across the board) at my AMP of choice for a month straight...and there's no sign of that changing any time soon.
So, journey out and get some therapy...it does a body good.
I wanted to visit my girlfriend last Friday, but when I called to make sure she was available, mamasan told me she was on vacation. Oh well, I’ll wait another week (the pussy is that good – I didn’t want to take a chance on getting a loser when I have been spoiled for the last month).
So I called today to see if she was there and bingo, set up an afternoon appointment (I think I started to get hard as soon I hung up the phone).
After checking in with mamasan, off to my room. She comes in, tells me how much she misses me, and starts with soft kisses. Shit, I haven’t even gotten my clothes off yet! She comes back to take me to the TS, more kissing and then some playing with my member. Back from the TS and the massage begins. Great massage. After she was done, we just laid together while some petting heated up. Next thing I know we are trading BBBJ and DATY (but not 69). I think she likes it just as much as I do. So I then started out mish (had all day to plan the activity sequence) and then had to switch to dog since I felt I was going to blow. After just a few moments with the dog, damn, it was good. That’s what happens when I go two weeks without it.
Now since I like to finish up with the cow and this is the girl that keeps it going to get every drop, I figured that since I finished with the dog, that was it. As soon as I finished, she jumps up, tells me to lie down, and does the cow on my swollen member to get every last bit out. I am thinking that she actually likes this part of the show. When she finally gets enough, she lies on top of me and we exchange soft petting. To me, this is what sets her apart from the "jump off as soon as your done" type of girl. After returning and getting me cleaned up, we are working on my foreign language skills. I am hopeless in this category, but she tries. Another great visit. BT
(I think I started to get hard as soon I hung up the phone).I think I started to get hard as soon as I read your post. Nice.
Jcomputech
04-27-07, 11:42
Just a quick warning about golden spa on M street. There ae a couple of homeless panhandlers working this location. For obviouse reasons they do not call the police on them. Anyhow, one just works the street infront calling everone coach and doesn't understand the word no. And another accually working the door who asks to be tipped for letting you pass. I tried tipping him three bucks and he said its usually five. Now I have been to places that have doormen, but they were paid by the girls to whom they are protecting from drunks and suprises by police. Regardless I will not be returning here due to the unpleasent experiance thes fellers provide.
Sarang Haeyo
04-27-07, 12:16
After returning and getting me cleaned up, we are working on my foreign language skills. I am hopeless in this category, but she tries. Another great visit. BT
'Making Out in Korean' by Peter Constantine
Amazon or Borders
I highly recommend this book. Try not to use the cursing section with your girl. Most of the K-girls I know frown on the use of profanity; especially in their language.
Also helpful to me was lonely planet's (the publisher) 'Korean Phrasebook'/Language in the Land of Morning Calm.
I got this one at Barnes and Noble.
Good luck,
SH
Jake Jj 1492
04-27-07, 13:45
'Making Out in Korean' by Peter Constantine
Amazon or Borders
I highly recommend this book. Try not to use the cursing section with your girl. Most of the K-girls I know frown on the use of profanity; especially in their language.
Also helpful to me was lonely planet's (the publisher) 'Korean Phrasebook'/Language in the Land of Morning Calm.
I got this one at Barnes and Noble.
Good luck,
SH
Both excellent recommendations. You'll be able to get the rough pronunciation down too...but, it's sometimes better if you are a bit off...else the ladies may think you're a K-girl player or something.
...not that I know anything about any of that...except in my dreams!
LoveLOS, your fictional tale gave me yellow fever again. After months of Beltsville nad trying out Russians I ma heading accross the district line as soon as possible.
LoveLOS, your fictional tale gave me yellow fever again. After months of Beltsville nad trying out Russians I ma heading accross the district line as soon as possible.I am so sorry about that.
Not
Enjoy,
LL
I been missing out on dc for a couple of month now due to the unknown safety issuse. but after reading the recent reports, i decided to go and i m very glad that i did.
Went to DC and greeted by the fifth month of the year. she is pretty hot. TS was good, make sure the right area are clean, and mouth wash at the end. Good sign. Back to the room, a long nice 20ish mins front and back massage. On to the main event, DFK, DATY, rim job, 1/2 bbbj(lots of licking, but end up as a cbj) we tried all the positions, she had no complain, and the end she finish me with a hj with dfking me the whole time.
here is a LL scoring system
face 8
body 9 (skinny but with a nice real b+/c-)
attitude 10
massage 10
sexo 9.5 (-.5 for the halfway bbbj)
repeat? def
here is a LL scoring system
face 8
body 9 (skinny but with a nice real b+/c-)
attitude 10
massage 10
sexo 9.5 (-.5 for the halfway bbbj)
repeat? defWow, another superstar candidate! Love to interview her for the position, well, several positions actually.
Welcome home Raven.
LoveLOS
BTW, Thanks for the PM.
Member #4338
04-28-07, 07:30
[/QUOTE]Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.
Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
Peace and love
Lax[/QUOTE]
Ahem. A LL Rating system indeed!!!!
You'll be hearing from my barristers, wigs and all!
Lax
Ahem. A LL Rating system indeed!!!!
You'll be hearing from my barristers, wigs and all!
LaxI'm innocent of all wrongdoing (now that's a first)! I merely quoted the gentlemonger who got our "L" handles confused. I must confirm that the rating system is know officially as the LARS scale, with the "L" short for Laxman. I'm sure no malice was intended in the original post.
My main scoring system is to put the tip on the table under my watch© or cellphone©. It seems to work well, and I usually score. :rolleyes: I did modify the system for use on with SW's (you must grade them on a curve to keep your self respect), but Amp Girls don't need that boost.
OTOH, a K-girl with an British Barrister Wig and a black silk robe would be hot taking Little LL up the ass, symbolically speaking... :D Wonder if any of these girls ever do role play? ...but I digress. SMWSLT...
Peace and Love,
LL
"under my watch" & "under my cellphone" ©LoveLOS
SMWSLT ©LoveLOS
LARS Scale ©Laxman #2
Benchseats Rock
04-28-07, 09:40
I'm innocent of all wrongdoing...
I doubt that. Highly. Emphasis on Highly. Oh so high(ly) :D
OTOH, a K-girl with an British Barrister Wig and a black silk robe would be hot taking Little LL up the ass, symbolically speaking... :D Wonder if any of these girls ever do role play?
Now there's an idea. And just in case you're having a problem finding that special role play girl, I happen to have one in stock at the moment. Let me know if you want to place a reserve order.
Bench
Happen to drive by happiness tonight and lights were on and the padlock was gone, anyone know if they are back ?
BSeR,
My brother from another mother, you know me too well. And you're as twisted as me, which I thought was HIGHly doubtful, but I have revised my opinion! We'll talk. Night one in Tampa was a succex.
On the way to the airport, I occurred to me that I might have time for a half hour session if I could get into and out of the DC in good time. From my reading the fucking forum, I noted a report about a page back that highlighted a spinner. I like spinners. He said possibly under 90 lbs, I have to wonder if she was over 80 lbs. Fuckin-A. Pretty face. Amazing body. Beautiful hair.
A new Ms LoveLOS? Based on a half hour session, I believe so. Will investigate further to negotiate wedding plans. For those who can take the time to RTFF and figure out who and where this girl is, your IQ is probably high enough to help interview the bride. Treat her well, she is a gem.
New Ms LoveLOS 2B:
Face: 10
Body: 9+ (those damn enhanced tits again)
Massagi: (N/A - time crunch on my part)
Attitude: 8+ (Again, half hour session, I'm sure this will improve when we are not rushed)
Sexo: 9
Repeat: As often as I can.
LoveLOS
I was really pushing the big head to get me some since we did not know what Florida held in store for me. I convinced him that even a half hour session would make the day so much better. I was right, as usual.
I really woke up when her clothes came off. OMFG, is that a perfect spinner body or what? WOWZA. BOIING! Shit like that makes the blood really rush to MY head.
LL tells me her eyes are beautiful when she looks up and I am filling that tiny little mouth. All I know is she knows how to use that tiny little mouth. No teeth, which is always a bonus.
As is his kink, LL softens them up with the tounge action, seems to make them want me more. Can't understand why a soft pink thingy that admittedly can work some magic on a clitoris would have anything to do with a pumped up rock hard stud; but it really matters not, it works for me.
Then the main event arrived and I was simply unprepared for what I met. Can we say TIGHT!!! This girl is a top 5! Let me reminisce the original list: First place goes to NOK, the girl from Midnight Bar in Bangkok, then the girl from the Nana Plaza, Next comes Cytrali, Yuki and Lorania in Nogales (in that order). Next in line is Jade in Roanoke. This girl neatly fit between Yuki and Lorania, in the Number five position for tightest pussy that Little LL has had the privilege to explore.
That's all I remember.
Little LL
Jake Jj 1492
04-29-07, 11:53
So you've met the frolicking fairy sprite LL... Very cute and I think she'll grant you wishes if you make her wings sprout...
BSeR,
My brother from another mother, you know me too well. And you're as twisted as me, which I thought was HIGHly doubtful, but I have revised my opinion! We'll talk. Night one in Tampa was a succex.
On the way to the airport, I occurred to me that I might have time for a half hour session if I could get into and out of the DC in good time. From my reading the fucking forum, I noted a report about a page back that highlighted a spinner. I like spinners. He said possibly under 90 lbs, I have to wonder if she was over 80 lbs. Fuckin-A. Pretty face. Amazing body. Beautiful hair.
A new Ms LoveLOS? Based on a half hour session, I believe so. Will investigate further to negotiate wedding plans. For those who can take the time to RTFF and figure out who and where this girl is, your IQ is probably high enough to help interview the bride. Treat her well, she is a gem.
New Ms LoveLOS 2B:
Face: 10
Body: 9+ (those damn enhanced tits again)
Massagi: (N/A - time crunch on my part)
Attitude: 8+ (Again, half hour session, I'm sure this will improve when we are not rushed)
Sexo: 9
Repeat: As often as I can.
LoveLOS
Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.
CabDriver52
04-29-07, 20:29
Like the whopper. Just kidding. Been away and been tired but last night I had a dream that wouldn't let anyone know.
Well, I was at the door of a Green address. Nice to see the weather has warmed up enough where I don't need a coat. Parking was easy and seemed like a true fantasy. I met a series of people. First was an older lady who gave me a hug and was very happy to see me. Like a reunion of sorts. Then I was in a different room and I met a young lady with a Mickey Mouse t-shirt on. Nice girl. Very nice body. Great ass.
I got a nice shower, sat in the sauna for a few and then went back to the second room I was in. Relaxing as hell. Plain and simple. I got a massage from head to foot. Face down was what I can remember. Attention was spent on my back, scalp, legs as well as my feet. Truly amazing.
Next I'm on my back, and the massage continues. More attention to the areas that really need it. Some areas were especially attended to. Next BigJob was with with her tongue. Then we moved on to a kitty that was in the room. Kitty liked the attention.
Moving on, we met with a missionary for talks. Then we took the wiener dog out for a walk. Dog was happy to go. Smiled all the way. On to the last act, I'm leaving. Said goodbye to Mickey, then the older lady. On to the car and home.
I woke up around 12PM and went into the bedroom for some decent sleep. I hate falling asleep on the couch. Kills my back.
I like the New LoveLOS scale. So here goes.
Face: 8
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Attitude: 8
Sexo: 9
Repeat: Definitely...for a dream..it was awesome
Cabbie!
So you've met the frolicking fairy sprite LL... Very cute and I think she'll grant you wishes if you make her wings sprout... Good idea, lets call her Tinkerbell. I always did figure Peter Pan was hittin that tiny pussy, but the children's story writers kept it hush hush...
Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.
Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:
0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself
Peace and love
Lax
Ahem. A LL Rating system indeed!!!!
You'll be hearing from my barristers, wigs and all!
Lax
Hey Lax
Great work I like your style. Thanks for the Lax AMP Rating System, I have not visited an AMP in years, perhaps I need a guided tour.
I have reposted below the BRS no not BSR, BRS Big Red Rating System for SW Looks.
I have generated
SW/Escort Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/8
Question for senior members:
• Should we standardize statistics, for escorts and SW?
• Should the evaluation criterion be different for escorts and SW?
• Should there be standards for points given? For example:
Big Red Rating System for SW Looks:
1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way
If there is interest, I will work on other categories and a weighted composite scoring system.
Just trying to give back and do my part.
Big Red
Jake Jj 1492
04-29-07, 21:50
Good idea, lets call her Tinkerbell. I always did figure Peter Pan was hittin that tiny pussy, but the children's story writers kept it hush hush...
Tinkerbell it is! Can't wait to see her spreading her little wings again...
Member #4338
04-30-07, 07:24
Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.
Rut:
You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable report. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks
Lax
Rut:
You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable report. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks
Lax
When it comes to Looks/body/attitude/service, I prefer service above all else. Attitude and and service really go to toghether. She can look as pretty as can be but if the service is lousy the whole experience is a waste.
Member #4338
05-01-07, 13:05
Put on my Peter Pan outfit recently. You guys are definitely on to something :D
SMWSLT
Lax
Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.
I wonder if this is the same coco from supra. I know she was there several months back --like last fall I think. She was bossy and the service was mediocre. See my post of 11/18/06 in this forum. I think she also went be 'sara' at one point.
Crittenden
05-01-07, 19:27
Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.
Stay away!
Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?
PussProwler
05-01-07, 22:52
Happen to drive by happiness tonight and lights were on and the padlock was gone, anyone know if they are back ?
I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.
The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PP
I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
......
The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PPPP- That's funny. :-)
CabDriver52
05-02-07, 18:24
I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.
Cabbie!
I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.
The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PP
Royal closed?! Hope this isn't permanent.
Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.
I have the Three Kitties to consider (Kitty 1 was extraordinary); and there was a nice report by Raven that I wanted to sample, and then there was Tinkerbell. SMWSLT.
I consulted Little LL and we decided on two AMP visits. Tinkerbell first, then go eat, and then hit Kitty#1, (for the sake of the Peter Pan Tale, I shall nickname her Wendy). It was a deviously wonderful plan.
Highlights: We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight.
She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.
I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.
Sexo was off the charts.
She either got an "O" or is a great actess.
She cuddled with me for about 15 minutes.
I was in and out of the spa in 75 minutes - they were busy.
She likes a good massage too.
Imagine the Tinkerbell face (perfect and cute) with her hair spread around it on the bed...She is looking into your eyes and adjusting herself for deeper penetration...
Did I mention GFE?
The rest of the night? The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...
Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.
SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS
It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...
My report:
Yeah, what he said...
Little LL
You boys are so funny refering to your other halves in your dreams. I think I'll take PC out to a nooky dinner now.
PCs PC out
Tinkerbell first,
Highlights:[list] We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight.
She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.
I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.
Sexo was off the charts.
She either got an "O" or is a great actess.
LoveLOSHey LL and little ll
Do AMP/Escorts really come/orgasm or do they fake it? I demand to know! Is it Real or is it Memorex?
Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker.
Did I say that already?
Big Red and little red
Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker. My motto is the best actress wins©!! Read this one! (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=509688&highlight=best+actress+wins#post509688)
And that, my good friend, is going to have to be another LL trademarked and copyrighted phrase. Be careful about using the Memorex thing too, I think there is a © on that one...
And yes, I am a lucky motherfucker! :D
LoveLOS
Best actress wins ©2007 LoveLOS. First used in this report (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=501029&highlight=best+actress+wins#post501029).
Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.
The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...
Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.
SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS
LL
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well - preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming . - What a Ride ". I hope we all get there!
LL, one of my many form mentors! :)
Happy Hunting
AJ
Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html
Selah!
Original Gster
05-03-07, 13:41
Spring allergies have made sleep restless with many dreams. I had a dream this morning that Yellow Fever was raging through my body (at least certain parts of my body). A cure was found at a colorful address.
In my dream I had a similar experience as another forum dreamer had recently. I was greeted at the door by an older woman and led to a room. Shortly thereafter, another younger woman visited me. For the sake of the story, let's call her "Loobie" or something similar sounding.
The dream was very good, one of the best dreams I've had in while. Loobie was not thin, but had her weight in all the right places, especially up top. They were a full C, probably enhanced but with a very natural look. She was probably mid-to late-30's, long hair, fairly attractive with a pleasant demeanor. The TS was outstanding - probably the best I've had post BW and ranking right up there with my old CPHC dreams. There was a quick stopover to the sauna and then to Room 3. The room was about as big as a closet, but no problems there.
Massagi was very, very good. My dream got a little fuzzy after that point.
I vaguely remember something about a flip, a coverup, tasting some ripe melons, meeting someone named BJ and a cowgirl. The dream was finished after that and then I woke up. Amazingly, my Yellow Fever had subsided. My guess is that it will return again soon.
Using the copyrighted rating system:
Face: 7
Body: 6
Attitude: 8
massagi: 9
sexo: 8
Linkletter2420
05-03-07, 17:28
In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.
Cabbie!Cabbie is right about the parking (I. E. , there is none, although Dupont Metro is nearby).
Have to differ on the quality. I visited the place of and on for about 4 yrs from '98 through '02. During that time, there was not much variety but it was acceptable, economical; since '02, I've been several times and the staff was, in my view anyway, not acceptable in age or looks. In fact, it's one of the few places where I was so turned of, I left. Others on this board reported similar experiences I think.
Now, things have a way of changing and maybe they have.
Jake Jj 1492
05-03-07, 19:59
It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...
My report:
Yeah, what he said...
Little LL
Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-)
An unnamed third made a play, but, little Jake was beat...
Oh, little Jake must look into these magic, blue pills...or find a Brazilian spider...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/naturalviagraspiderbitecauseserection;_ylt=Aj1Q_9aNDG2NOysRbYlLIKwPLBIF
P.S. - Finally something worthy of my 69th post! My hat's off to Little Jake for that one!
Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html
Selah!Trying to get more details, was told couple definite spinners for Grand Opening celebration!
Papasan1
Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-) That is like a dream cum true... I too must experience this combination of stimulants.
Interesting article... Think I'll wait for the pill.
LL
Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p
Jake Jj 1492
05-03-07, 23:54
Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p
Thanks LL. Anytime I need to take up the slack...I'm there! LOL
I'm figuring out the ingredients for #100 already. Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...
Member #4338
05-04-07, 12:44
Just got back from Neverland. Upon my arrival, Tinky was otherwise engaged with another fairy (was that you LL?). I was re-introduced to my old friend BB.
Upstairs all rooms were busy except for the small one at the top of the stairs. BB secured the door and greeted me as one of the long Lost Boys. She said TS was busy so we rescheduled events. We reiginited our past acquaintance with considerable sturm and drang. If LL is correct (and I believe he is :D ) then the best actress wins and BB walked away with an Oscar.
Finally made to the TS but no time left for any othe activities.
Peace and love.
Lax
Hawkeye In Md
05-04-07, 13:25
I need the address and or phone of Sun.
Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.
Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.
Stay away!My advice to you would be not to bring anything into an AMP except for the clothes on your back and the required fee. Leave everything else in the car or at home.
I mean Report of Distinction. Not his actual rod. Anyway.
Awesome post on Sexyhobbyist's Guide to StripClubs. I have no monger intel, but have dreamed of seeing the inside of a few VIP rooms in my day. Still, wish I had read SH's guide much sooner!
Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...Here is the scene:
LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black (green just isn't LL's color), he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...
Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.
LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel that had a funny kind of accent. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven (or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar) counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.
LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...
In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart (or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally); enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!
LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? (I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?) LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...
TO BE CONTINUED...
When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight!
I have been telling you guys all my posts are just erotic fantasies. Now do you believe me?
Wet dreams,
I believe I'll have one! woooo Hooo!
LoveLOS
Jake Jj 1492
05-05-07, 04:08
When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight!
LoveLOS
Given that amazing tale LL, I believe I will forego the wait for report #100 and weave my own web of lust© with a heavenly angel, a fairy sprite, and an elven princess. And I know just where to find them...
And, as we all know, when you wish upon a star...your dreams come true...
Stay tuned for this incredible dream...if I survive it that is...
Double Nickle
05-05-07, 11:59
I need the address and or phone of Sun.
Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.
Good report on Moonlight in Baltimore. We need more like that.
For Sun details you can RTFF or you can see:
Special Interests - Massages - Reports of Distinction
It has few enough quality reports for even the laziest newbie to read it. One has links to Massage Parlor Lists in various states and in DC.
Or go right to the DC ROD
Jaggy - ROTFLMAO Glad you made the distinction...about the ROD, that is!
Double 5˘,
Great call. The R.O.D. thread is there so we can "bookmark" those indispensable reports. I have several (like four) unanswered PMs for addresses of AMPs. They are unanswered because I don't have time to look the shit up myself. So if you sent me, or somebody else, a PM asking for an AMP address, consider the question answered.
Go to DC all topics, look down the list to find the Reports of Distinction, and follow your nose from there. If that is too hard to do, then we can pretty well figure you wouldn't know what to do with an address if we gave it to you on a silver platter, wrapped in a box, with a red bow on it.
BTW, many of the phone numbers may have changed after Black Wednesday.
Hawkeye,
Check your PMs, I have an alternative suggestion for you!! ;)
JJ,
Be creative now; you sure do have the right idea with that web of lust© thing!! LOL
LL
"web of lust" ©2007 Jake Jj 1492
Despite reported problems, went to sun very late the other night. Was probably last or close to last visitor of night. Received may. Not a stunner in looks department, but decent looks nevertheless. Would probably fit in the spinner category. The more important part of the story is that she has an excellent attitude and provides excellent service, complete gfe. She entertains all requests and provides good cuddles and massagi after the fact. Highly recommended.
Went to my favorite place (aka: Neverland) on Friday afternoon (Compared to my alternate place). Early afternoon is a great time to go, not that busy (so I thought). I called ahead to reserve my favorite girl (aka Kitty 1.Wendy). When I got there, the mamasan with the good attitude was back and I asked her if she was on vacation – she answered something back and then I think she starting flirting with me – maybe I should try her some day! ).
She shows me to my room. No one was there, so I got the first room – the big room with the couch (more on the couch later). My girl greets me as usual, quietly and very enthusiastic with trouble getting undressed before the petting starts.
After the TS on the way back to the room, I think I saw Tinker Bell (it had to be her based on the description in the forum and noticing her unique features – I also think I saw some wings and fairy dust too! ). I think I might have been enticed to try that next time!
When we get back to the room, I get a nude nipple massage and light kissing all over, pretty cool. She flips me starts a great (as usual) BBBJ (after I leave, I sometimes wonder was this the best part of the service or was it the main course! ). She then slips on the cover and continues for a little more. The she lies down and motions for the mish and I return the favor. Nice bare kitty. We start a little mish. Then, instead of flipping to a CG on the table, she puts a towel on the couch and tells me to sit. Then she starts an amazing CG alternating between squatting and kneeling, all the while I am roam all over her. After a pretty good hold out on my party, I let it go and she made sure every drip came out. As usual, a great massage followed.
I did notice that during the first half hour, a bell rang a few times. During the message, ding dong every 5 min. When I was getting dressed, I heard mamasan telling someone "15.20 min". Then on my way out, I have to hide behind the curtain because someone is just coming in. I here him say "you want me to wait in the kitchen? I think I will come back later. " The place was FULL. I think the word is out.
Word of Advice: I saw one guy ducking into the shower as I was leaving (guys, please leave your towels on when walking to the TS) and was only about 10-15 sec behind the guy who just left. I followed him around the block (not on purpose, was just walking to metro). When the place is full, watch out for your spacing.
BT3
Did some partying for cinco d mayo, didn't get near neverland but ended up at the place near U street where Olympic trials were once held. Drew another new girl with a name that sounded like Say.
Quite easy on the eyes, small body with a nice boob job. Great TS followed by a poor attempt at massage. She made up for it with a great finish CBJ, CG, and mish to complete the task.
On the LARS scale:
Looks: 9
TS: 8.5
Massagi: 2
Performance: 7
Overall not bad, would repeat if offered but probably wouldn't ask for her. I think she could improve with experience.
XS
The place was FULL. I think the word is out.I believe you are correct in that assessment. Still, those who know the location of Neverland should not disclose it on open forum. It is just too ripe a plum for LE to pick.
It is obvious that the management of Neverland wants the business, which is why they imported so many fine actresses. Still, we need to enjoy the fruits and preserve the orchard. Just continue to use wisdom and discretion in your reports.
Thanks DC team,
LoveLOS
PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.
BTW - Yellow fever is raging.
Jake Jj 1492
05-06-07, 20:23
I believe you are correct in that assessment. Still, those who know the location of Neverland should not disclose it on open forum. It is just too ripe a plum for LE to pick.
It is obvious that the management of Neverland wants the business, which is why they imported so many fine actresses. Still, we need to enjoy the fruits and preserve the orchard. Just continue to use wisdom and discretion in your reports.
Thanks DC team,
LoveLOS
PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.
BTW - Yellow fever is raging.
I agree 100% LL. Neverland had a line of mongers at 2:30AM the other evening...so they are not hurting for business. How is a guy supposed to manage a web of lust© with this kind of traffic? I'll have to lock the door behind me and keep it locked for a few hours at this rate...in order to actually savor the fruit.
Anyway, the always call first rule applies here too. If you don't want to wait, ask how busy they are before you go.
jj.
Did some partying for cinco d mayo, didn't get near neverland but ended up at the place near U street where Olympic trials were once held. Drew another new girl with a name that sounded like Say.
Quite easy on the eyes, small body with a nice boob job. Great TS followed by a poor attempt at massage. She made up for it with a great finish CBJ, CG, and mish to complete the task.
On the LARS scale:
Looks: 9
TS: 8.5
Massagi: 2
Performance: 7
Overall not bad, would repeat if offered but probably wouldn't ask for her. I think she could improve with experience.
XS
XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.
Be safe -- Max
PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.[/QUOTE]Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.
Jake Jj 1492
05-06-07, 21:32
XSailor -- Ask for Michelle the next time you have a ticket for an Olympic event.
Be safe -- Max
And if Michelle isn't around, ask for Cherry...they are both medal-winning Olympians...although I prefer Michelle.
I don't know if this place is still called GHS, but dropped in without an appointment on a Sat night. It was surprisingly quiet and empty. Met by Jenny who asked the standard questions. I didn't mind telling her it was my first time because I wasn't looking for full service.
Table shower was well done. I emphasized I wanted a good massage. She worked the back the thighs, mostly by standing on top. It was OK, but I would've liked more on the legs with her hands. On the flip, immediately asked what I wanted and I told her to use her hands. She sat on my knees and lightly stroked the chest and stomach areas. She dropped her top without asking and did a great job with her hands. I was satisfied with everything, including cleanup and helping get dressed.
She asked where else in DC I'd been and I named a couple places. I think she was feeling me out to scam a few extra bucks. When she saw the 4T I left on the table, she got upset and said it was 6T. I held firm telling her I've never done that and she was pretty pissy as I left. I hate when that happens, but I know I was right.
Jenny is young and attractive, natural and small, and I'm sure willing to do everything to please. Except for the end, had a good attitude. English wasn't great, but not bad.
G'Day all, I am pleased to meet you through this esteemed forum. I have been here since January and am looking forward to at least three years based in DC. I have just spent a few years living in Malaysia, so unfortunately I have yellow fever Bad!
I have already learnt a great deal from this forum. In three months with the help of here, ********* and TER I have been able to sample the joys of mirage, 1333, Gold, and 1829 M. Unfortunately I was about a day late in discovering that OK was closed, I found out by looking like a complete idiot after a planned afternoon went wrong and I was left next to the stereo shop trying repeatedly to get through the door!
You have also intoduced me to a whole new world of acronyms, mongering is new but very appropriate! In course I will post details on mongering opportunities in Malaysia, Thailand or Singapore, or if you are heading that way soon pm me and I will let you know the details.
It is interesting to note the experiences of other people on this forum, I seethat someone had an average time with Sunny at gold, but I have been back weekly since the spa opened and have had an fantastic time, which I will give details of soon. I believe she heads home to NY soon.
I look forward to being an actve participant of this forum, and hope that I can contribute equally. Hopefully in time I will decipher the location of neverland, as this appears to be too good to be true! Someone please take pity on a newbie to the forum and pm me!
Cheers
Ozmong
PussProwler
05-07-07, 00:12
I had a wonderous encounter with Kitty #1 at never neverland Saturday cinco de mayo.
When I arrived it was about 1 pm. I was shown to the room at the end of the hall. I haven't been upstairs for a really long time. I wonder if that's good or bad?
When I was greeted I was offered a pink gem. I had indulged in this delight before and declined. I asked for Kitty #2 who I found is on vacation until the 17th. So I asked for none other than Kitty #1 who I was fortunate was not playing with a ball of string.
When K1 arrived, the TS was occupied. So we made good use of the time while waiting. An appitizer of clam on the half shell was served. It was very clean and delicious. No signs of the havoc played on it the night before. The second course was an healthy serving of gummy bears which I truely love and savor, followed by a bit more clam diving.
As we moved over to the TS, I did see the hairy large back of another visitor to neverland. We really do need to watch our spacing eh? I recieved a nice scrubbing in all the right places with a apartif of scope. I new good things were to follow.
Back in the newly repaired room at the end of the hall, the action insued immediately. There was a serving of tube steak for K1, followed by a hugh helping of kitty-pie for PP. PP had no choice but to over eat as the portion was absolutely delicious. A sideways double chow down ensued, which got really sloppy! Someone forgot the napkins, so we had to use a towel. Again, and again, and again. This goes against my better judgement, but it sure is yummy.
The main course began with some good ole fashioned doggy. I heard something about that in Korea, but that was the last thing I wanted to talk about. A few minutes in and ole PP had an idea. Get K1 off the table and back into her heels for some doggy served table side. That did the trick for little miss kitty, and things started to get steamy. Miss K requested to see a missionary, I believe she may be a baptist. That missionary took her straight to heaven again. After she finshed chatting with him, she said somthing like metop, PP gladly obliged. Miss kitty rode the boloney pony like a rodeo champ. She definately surpassed the required 8 seconds. The two of us kept this up for over 15 minutes, and neither of us could believe ole PP's staying power. Miss kitty anounced she was finished, and it was PP's turn to finish.
PP took over the wheel and began driving miss kitty. PP made a left, and a right, and a left, and took her all the way home. PP had one more place to go before turning over the keys. It was something I had only done once before and it was with miss K1 just a few days earlier. Will have to consult the kama sutra to find out the name of this one, but it did the trick. PP went into overdrive, and it was soon all over.
I will have to return to neverland soon. I am running out of peanut butter, and I love honey roasted peter pan. I probably won't be able to go back soon, so someone please let me know when miss k2 returns. LL tells me, I really need to try that flavor.
I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?
PP out
Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.
Papasan1
Jake Jj 1492
05-07-07, 01:45
I would like to hear about some happy exploits. Any of you had the pleasure yet?
PP out
Ventured to Neverland and, to my dismay, "not busy" meant that one kitty was available. 'Tis a wonderful month between April and June.
Saddened that Tinkerbell, the fairy sprite, had fluttered away, Wendy was auditioning for her next role, and the elven princess was negotiating a peace treaty with some neighboring prince, little Jake had to venture into new territory. A lovely butterfly escorted us on our journey.
Fun was had by all, covering all the normal stops on the Neverland tour...and all the while, I was serenaded by the love songs of the auditioning Wendy. She was truly giving a magnificent performance, but butterfly girl plugged my ears as she felt I may have been distracted. On the contrary, the thought of Wendy being so close was a partial concession to the foiled Neverland tour that I had planned.
As soon as Wendy's audition was finished, the butterfly began to sing her own song...and sing she did. The first was a little french number, and, if you can you believe it, a country song followed. Not your typical sad country song either...a very happy one. She must have had a spiritual experience because soon, after entering into some dialogue about virtues, she started screaming out His name.
Yes, 'tis a wonderful month between April and June.
Now, guys, while this is a wonderful fantasy, Neverland may experience a heatwave if it continues to be standing room only on the tour bus...
jj.
Member #4338
05-07-07, 06:15
PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.[/QUOTE]
Maintaining periscope depth and radio silence as to Neverland! Don't even bother.
Lax
On my way to Supra this week with fingers crossed. I've been staying off that train since summertime and haven't seen many postings about it, but the phone is being answered there again so I'm hoping for a nice journey.
Horsetrader
05-07-07, 18:46
Sign says Spa is closed, cops will be called if bell is rang.
Papasan1That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.
Horsetrader
Jake Jj 1492
05-07-07, 21:31
That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.
Horsetrader
If Papa was at the place he says, he must have been delusional. Maybe he should share some of what he is smoking...
That sign must have been hung just as I was leaving. They were open for business just three hours before your post.
HorsetraderI'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW
Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.
Papasan1
There are two Suns!
Link to SPA address list.
I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in SOUTHWEST, the one Papa is reporting on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's report would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.
LL
Here is the scene:
LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black (green just isn't LL's color), he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...
Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.
LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel that had a funny kind of accent. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven (or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar) counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.
LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...
In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart (or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally); enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!
LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? (I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?) LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...
TO BE CONTINUED...
The flight was interrupted by voices in the hallway. Our attention was drawn to the door to our room opened. A rabbit with a pocket watch in his hand came hopping thru. He was mumbling something about being "late for a very important date." And then, as suddenly as she appeared, a wave of her wand, a flash of sparkling fairy dust, and both the rabbit and Tinkerbell were gone.
Wendy immediately barred the door with a chair and turned around. She and I locked eyes, she came to me, we embraced. She kissed me playfully, sucking at my lips, and occasionally lightly French kissing me. When she had my full attention. She pulled back and made a show of being scorned. She knew of my infatuation and trysts with Tinkerbell. "I think she is gone now," was her comment, with more of a hint of satisfaction than sadness in her voice.
As is confirmed repeatedly on these pages, the best actress wins! I must say she stayed in character and played the scorned lover right thru to our last goodbye kiss in the hallway as I exited. It was fun. I received, over our entire time together: Completely confirmed accusations of my infidelity Complaints bemoaning the long time between my visits My excuse about her always being "busy" was regarded with suspicion ill founded comments that I loved Tinkerbell more... And more I love you's to pierce the heart more thoroughly. I love it when they act possessive; guess it reminds me of Nogi. :D
Most would describe our 80 minutes together as a true GFE. My only comment to that is I wish I had a girlfriend that would do the shit to me that Wendy does. OMFG. I do believe she enjoyed the massage I gave her almost, but not quite, as much as I enjoyed the one she gave me.
I left her presence a completely satisfied man. The automatic thought of stopping by TBWNN before returning to reality came, and went, almost with a hint of disgust, in a nanosecond. I was at the top of the mountain, I need to bask in the afterglow, because there is no higher peak.
And then I was off, Neverland rapidly receding in the distance, carried by a pungent cloud of earthy smoke. And I woke up here, writing this last line. Is Neverland a real place, or is it just fantasy?
Hope you enjoyed my fantasy,
LoveLOS
Horsetrader
05-08-07, 08:14
I'm referring to Sun VIP at 719 8th SW
Place used to be on top of my list, always got a line up and always had plenty of beautiful actresses. Not known to normally accept none asian customers but I know there are a few lucky ones to have been granted membership.
Papasan1My mistake, I didn't read your original post carefully. I had never visited the one you referenced and had forgotten about it. The other Sun was open for business on Sunday.
Horsetrader
Hobbyist4Life
05-08-07, 14:37
Greetings to all...
I have been restricted from the board for quite some time now. Since, I have been busted by my girl last year. Also, I have been out of the country several times during last year and this year.
Well, she is no longer around.
Like my handle, I can't kick the habit... LOL...
I see that some of you old regulars are still alive and kickin... and noticed a quite a few new posters as well... The board seems like it's been very active!
I think that some of you senior members will remember my handle?
I was the one who got busted by a provider, cause SOMEONE told the providers at Happi**** about the board. I think you'll also remember that I had to delete quite a few reports... LOL...
Anyway, it is so nice to be free again. Just the anticipation of the hobby is gettin me hyped up.
I see quite a few things have changed. I hope some of you generous senior members can lead me in the right direction again.
Cause, you know I love the hobby! Just as much as anyone out there!
Peace out.
H4L
Jake Jj 1492
05-08-07, 17:48
Water is out...so we'll be without sunshine for a couple days...
Jack B Nimble
05-08-07, 18:44
Wonderful fantasy with my old pal Wendy .. know there are others but hard to imagine a better experience so in this case I am a repeat offender.
To get there, just click you heels together three times and say 'There's no place like home ...'
Know 'm mixing move metaphors but what the hey ...
CabDriver52
05-08-07, 19:12
I can agree with the recent rage in yellow fever. It seems there have been quite a few, well let's call them. I don't know. Inquiries. By the Crown Vic Crew. It seems the red lights in Neverland have been mixed with blue, LED I think. Just being around, just getting a brew or taking a walk after work seems to sometimes arouse some level of suspicion or at least a long look.
Maybe it's just me but it seems I'm hearing a Glenn Frey song over and over in my head.
We have to be discretionary with what we say and be very careful with what we dream.
Everyone be safe.
Cabbie!
Sonnysblues
05-09-07, 00:13
A few days ago at 4:20pm, that semi-annual itch came and needed to be scratched again. I had considered venturing out to find and share some serious intel regarding places that I have not read about on this board, to elicit props from respected senior members, the wise punani sages of the p4p universe, and to benefit the greater good, but alas, old habits die hard, so I found myself on a slow approach to my favorite little walkup, minus the usual gay club crowd next door, must have been closed, who cares.
Mamasan greeted me with a big smile, recognizing me from months ago, a beacon of customer service. I asked for and received Jenny, who I believe consistently represents the classic k-girlish haircut and slutgear, for all you fans out there. I wanted to test my respected colleague LL's theory of victorious best acting, and she won. Whatever the case, I sense that this gal digs her job, my smile, her self-proclaimed expertise in the international language ("I give you best bj...all time!") and exchanging shit-talking phrases in English. Nothing sexier than curse words wrapped up in a thick jacket of asian accent, slight trace of nicotine. No ts, no sauna, full hour in room #3, where she also spoke Parisian, uncovered at first, covered at best. The vibe was so loose I even asked her if she spoke greek, but to no one's surprise she scoffed at that, laughing maniacally, as if it was some unholy, illegal and dirty act. Tired of conversation, I took the dog for a most rugged and brisk walk, completely by-passing the missionary and cowgirl standing on the curb, until utter and complete exhaustion. I left a most happy camper.
Body 8
Face 8.5
Sexo 7.5
Massagi 0
Attitude 9
Oscar ability 9
Safe and happy hunting!
Short story: Terrible.
Long story: Went to IHC around 1:30am after finding that the Sun had set early today (dammit! ). I forgot to ask for Sasha and got Yumi. From first glance she looked alright, had a nice pair of tits, long black hair, spinner body. As she leads me in I spot another monger who looked like he had TWO girls with him (lucky bastard! ) and one of them was really cute: dirty blond hair and from afar looked like she was in her 20's (double lucky bastard! ) Unfortunately for me I got a glance at Yumi in the direct light and she was probably TWICE that age. Had wrinkle lines around the eyes and even without touching I could tell they were bolt-ons and not very good at that. She asks for the $$ out front. My first warning. TS was prefunctory, little attention paid anywhere. Second warning. She did ask me how many times I had been there etc and upon her return after we finished TS, she had a rubber in hand so I guess I passed the test. Starts off with a rather lame massage so I start chatting it up with her. Hoping a connection might make things better. She then says "Turn over, let's chat" and boys she was NOT talking French! By this time in mind I've struck out. After telling me about where she's from and how she wants to start a business blah blah blah, I start petting the kitty as a hint to start something up. She gets the hint but does push the hand away. Spends no longer than 3 min on a lame CBJ. Refuses DATY. Hops on top for CG. I guess she gets tired after about 5 min and wants me to do doggy. After 5 min about that, *I* am getting bored so I flip to mish to complete. I must've banged for 20 min straight but got so little response from her that I just couldn't pop. No kissing, nothing. Finally I close my eyes and think of something sexy so I could pop. Immediately after I pop she asks me if I am married. WTF? ! ? Cleans me up and goes to get a hot towel while I recover. Returns, gives a few wipes and goes to get me water as I'm sweating pretty hard having had done all the work. Gives me the water and leaves while telling me to get dressed (? ! ? ). She tells me to tell my friends about her. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Stay away! She has a tat of a flower on her right cheek if you want to try to avoid her.
I think part of this is reading the Neverland reports and just having too high of an expectation in my mind.
Body 6 Face 5 Sexo 4 Massagi 0 Attitude 4 Oscar ability (what? It wasn't even a be-movie! )
Hobbyist4Life
05-09-07, 17:50
Short story Terrible.
Long story: Went to IHC around 1:30am after finding that the Sun had set early today (dammit! ). I forgot to ask for Sasha and got Yumi. From first glance she looked alright, had a nice pair of tits, long black hair, spinner body. As she leads me in I spot another monger who looked like he had TWO girls with him (lucky bastard! ) and one of them was really cute: dirty blond hair and from afar looked like she was in her 20's (double lucky bastard! ) Unfortunately for me I got a glance at Yumi in the direct light and she was probably TWICE that age. Had wrinkle lines around the eyes and even without touching I could tell they were bolt-ons and not very good at that. She asks for the $$ out front. My first warning. TS was prefunctory, little attention paid anywhere. Second warning. She did ask me how many times I had been there etc and upon her return after we finished TS, she had a rubber in hand so I guess I passed the test. Starts off with a rather lame massage so I start chatting it up with her. Hoping a connection might make things better. She then says "Turn over, let's chat" and boys she was NOT talking French! By this time in mind I've struck out. After telling me about where she's from and how she wants to start a business blah blah blah, I start petting the kitty as a hint to start something up. She gets the hint but does push the hand away. Spends no longer than 3 min on a lame CBJ. Refuses DATY. Hops on top for CG. I guess she gets tired after about 5 min and wants me to do doggy. After 5 min about that, *I* am getting bored so I flip to mish to complete. I must've banged for 20 min straight but got so little response from her that I just couldn't pop. No kissing, nothing. Finally I close my eyes and think of something sexy so I could pop. Immediately after I pop she asks me if I am married. WTF? ! ? Cleans me up and goes to get a hot towel while I recover. Returns, gives a few wipes and goes to get me water as I'm sweating pretty hard having had done all the work. Gives me the water and leaves while telling me to get dressed (? ! ? ). She tells me to tell my friends about her. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Stay away! She has a tat of a flower on her right cheek if you want to try to avoid her.
I think part of this is reading the Neverland reports and just having too high of an expectation in my mind.
Body 6 Face 5 Sexo 4 Massagi 0 Attitude 4 Oscar ability (what? It wasn't even a be-movie! )
Hey Sam69,
Did you mention that the Sun had set early? Meaning, they were closed?
Cause, I know the owner. Can you let me know, exactly when you were there?
Thanks...
Peace out.
H4L
Found myself in 1413K this afternoon...
NANA!!! It is all true!
I had a fine time but when I saw Yong there a few months ago she was better.
JJ
CabDriver52
05-09-07, 18:22
I was dreaming last night. Weather is getting warmer and my fever gets bad this time of year.
I'm on the street downtown. GHS is the initials I see on a mailbox. Funny. Next I'm walking past a nice sized park. Then I found myself saying Hello,, to an older asian lady. She seemed happy to see me. There was a little music playing in the backround and everything was really relaxed. Next I'm relaxing in a hot room (sauna? ) with a towel on and I'm reading the paper. I'm in the room for what seems like forever. Ok, off to a shower to cool off. Back in the hot room. Yet again for what seems like forever. Time seems to be going very slow.
I meet an old friend Ruby. Who has a nicer body than I remember. Well, we 'talk' for a while, then she decides to get acquainted. We haven't seen each other in. Well it seems like forever. Somehow my back feels better and I'm incredibly relaxed. There's a TV in the room and we're watching a show about a cowgirl from Korea. Flip the channel and there's a show on Missionaries in south America. Then we move to a show about dog walking and the benefits for the owner and the dog. Back to the missionary show, this time they're in central America. I pulled the plug out of the wall and the TV goes off.
Next thing I know, I'm walking past a big club and a hotel.
After that. It's cold in my room and I get up to close the window. Damn no wonder I have allergies. Pollen will kill ya'.
Awake and disoriented I was this morning.
PM for what the dream really means. Some details omitted. I can share if need be.
Cabbie!
PussProwler
05-09-07, 20:17
There are two Suns!
Link to SPA address list.
I haven't heard anything about the VIP SUN in SOUTHWEST, the one Papa is reporting on, since Black Wednesday. Papa's report would make it appear to have been busted without fanfare, or possibly a landlord that shut it down to clean up his building.
LL
I am fairly certain that Sun VIP in SE was closed and the address printed in the article in the post the day after BW.
Jake Jj 1492
05-09-07, 21:21
I am fairly certain that Sun VIP in SE was closed and the address printed in the article in the post the day after BW.
That was one of the times it was closed.
Never been there, but have driven by. It has popped up a few times since - a couple weeks straight advertising on CL one time - but it's been closed much more than it's been open.
HotFootTeddy
05-10-07, 13:12
Went to IHC yesterday and asked for Sasha - was told she is on extended vacation, then asked for someone similar. Was shown into the waiting room and soon afterward was introduced to a young 20 something round faced cute K girl, 5'5"ish, thin with nice C's (I'm pretty sure artificially created) who's parent's must have Mickey Mantel fans (or maybe George Costanza). Face was a 7 - I'm not as big a fan of the round face, body was an 8 1/2, attitude was 8 1/2-9.
Great TS, followed by good strong massage, then by soft massage, a little discussion of the most recent election (or erection?) in France with a good solid Oh Yeah - then the finishing religous prayer. TS was 7-8, Massage was 8, all else was 8+.
We had a nice chat and hang out for a little while afterward. She said she would be going on vacation in a few weeks. Overall, I'd say it was another strong experience. Sorry to hear about another's experience there, but so far I've had good times at this establishment. By the way, I've paid everything in the room at the beginning every time.
For those who PM every time I post about this place - RTFF for location and info, and yes there is parking.
Max Beelyun
05-11-07, 00:20
Probably not the 1333 I've seen mentioned in other reports. I wandered around a circle, had a doughnut, crossed the street, and went upstairs. Met Lucky. Got a nice playful TS, then a decent massage.- through a towel, which was a first for me. I wasn't particular inspired at that point, so I asked if she could lend a hand. She seemed slightly disappointed, but she happily agreed. I asked if I could see more, but that upped the ante so I said never mind. Too bad for her, because it takes me longer without the eye candy. She was actually quite tired, but her attitude was good. 6. 5 across the board I suppose. I may go back when I feel the need for a more thorough workout, but I kind of miss Nana so it may be a while.
I have been a visitor and contributor to this site for several months. I'm a big fan of GHS and have paid their power bill for a long time!
I'm interested in visiting neverland. I am a senior mongerer, can I get a tip on where to go? Thanks, amigos. I'll let you know how it goes!
Member #4338
05-11-07, 07:30
Neverland
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Hello buddy,
I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.
Cheers!
JW
I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:
One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.
Lax
Max Beelyun
05-11-07, 09:39
Hey Lax,
I have a question. Can you PM me your cell phone number so I can call you?
Thanks bunches!
Neverland
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Hello buddy,
I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.
Cheers!
JW
I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:
One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.
Lax
You've got to give it to him... He's got balls.
I think with almost 300 posts I am a pretty good poster and even I am hesitant to ask for detals...
Damn... Just goes to show that he read enough of the forum to know about Neverland, but not enough to know that to get intel you must supply intel.
Van
If Vandriver can't get intel on Neverland with 300 posts, I wonder who can?
Bill
No one seems to be answering the phone these days at Supra, which was my go-to daydreaming locale until You Know When. Has anyone paid a visit within the past month or so?
Jake Jj 1492
05-11-07, 13:58
If Vandriver can't get intel on Neverland with 300 posts, I wonder who can?
Bill
Bill, I think that youre missing something. Van wasnt the one asking...it was a 0 post noob.
Tjunkyard357
05-11-07, 16:22
Carl Lewis was a winner that year.
Anyways, I visited his old gym a week ago Friday and met with a trainer named Cherry for a workout in room #5. Cherry is 32 (self-report); petite; originally from Korea, but perfect english.
LARS:
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 8
Service - 7.5
Main service shortcoming was lack of attention to area of asian pleasure for both TS and full workout. On the plus side, I did ask if I could watch her workout herself for a while, which I liked very much. All signs suggest that she enjoyed it as well.
Tjunkyard357
05-11-07, 16:30
Multicultural Massage Parlor
I visited Allyssa out in VA today. Search for her on Eros. She's out there with 2 other non-FS providers. Everything on her page is accurate; she also has very accurate reviews on The E##### Review. My experience mirrored those of others, except that my 1hr appt lasted a mere 45 mins. There wasn't a rush, but her time management definitely wasn't in my favor.
LARS
Face - 9
Body - 8
Attitude - 7
Service - 7
OK massage. Nice russian finish. She still has a very athletic body, but some signs of birthing are evident.
Tjunkyard357
05-11-07, 16:32
I forgot to mention that Laura (mentioned in previous posts of others) is no longer training at the olympic gym.
Neverland
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Hello buddy,
I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.
Cheers!
JW
I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts :mad:
One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.
Lax
I think the address of Neverland is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW. Just knock on the door and tell'em what you want.
Bill, I think that youre missing something. Van wasnt the one asking...it was a 0 post noob.
Yeah, my point was that this guy with a goose-egg's worth of posts is asking for intel without supplying anything whatsoever.
I didn't mean to imply that the ID of Neverland would not be given to me if I had asked.
Van
Member #4338
05-11-07, 20:08
Yeah, my point was that this guy with a goose-egg's worth of posts is asking for intel without supplying anything whatsoever.
I didn't mean to imply that the ID of Neverland would not be given to me if I had asked.
Van
Correctomundo!!
But I'll bet a guy as plugged in as Van didn't have to ask.
Lax
Max Beelyun
05-11-07, 22:44
No one seems to be answering the phone these days at Supra, which was my go-to daydreaming locale until You Know When. Has anyone paid a visit within the past month or so?Yes, a few days ago. All is well.
Jake Jj 1492
05-11-07, 22:48
The adventures in Neverland continue.
What an amazing wonderland it is! With an elven princess, a beautiful butterfly, the wonderful Wendy, and an ever-youthful Petra Pan to guide you through the land.
More on this adventure later... No PMs please, my mailbox is full.
PussProwler
05-11-07, 23:53
Hey Lax,
I have a question. Can you PM me your cell phone number so I can call you?
Thanks bunches!
Me too. I'm a big fan and I want to call you too! Perhaps we could go to the movies and dinner at a French Restaurant?
Jake Jj 1492
05-12-07, 02:34
With the Neverland tours on a brief hiatus, I wasn't quite sure what to expect.
My tour guide, a tiny elf of some royal status made me feel quite at ease. You see, its customary at Neverland to bathe in the fountain of youth before the journey...so away I went.
No sooner had I returned from the fountain a wonderful laying on of hands was provided...a sort of healing ritual I am told.
"Bonjour" my guide said with a smile, and, after a time I asked her "comment allez vous." Then, from out of the blue, she puts on a cowboy hat...backwards. That must have changed things a bit because the tour sped up to a feverish pace. I could hardly keep up...thank goodness the bible thumper stopped by to slow things down.
Did I mention that this elven princess was quite an expert at the sites on the outskirts...the rim, if you will? Soon the missionary completed her sermon and thanks were given to the most high...
To be continued...
Seven Eleven
05-12-07, 13:15
Saw Pink at Neverland. Very friendly and courteous and above average English though still not fluent. Her body is small but only so-so. Her face is very pretty and looks young. She is a girl you would love to have holding your hand on a date outside. As for intimate encounters, her attitude is great. It's only her body that holds her back. Nothing a little diet and a boob job can fix, though.
G'Day all,
I keep digging more through the forums and discover more each day. i see now that the International Guide covers a lot of areas i have been in Asia, but nothing in Singapore yet.
The AMP scene here is killing my bank balance, i'm used to about $.6 for FS, but when in Rome!
I went to visit Jasmines therapy in M st, just down from Gold (had already seen Sunny on Monday, but thats another story!). Jasmines was the first AMP that i found in the DC area, a good introduction. this was my third trip and second time with Jean. Jean is a little older but beautiful with a great personality and attitude. She doesnt dress like the FS AMP girls, but she is there for a fun time. First visit was massage only, excellent but left me wanting more. This time an excellent professional massage again, but with a little prompting a happy ending was accomplished.
Unfortunately Jasmines is a little expensive, $ for one hour TS, sauna and Massage, but it is well worth it for professional service. $.4 tip for the HJ was worth it.
Highly recommended to wind down after a long day. (my second visit was with another provider, also excellent service and happ ending, but i forgot here name!)
Sorry, but my ability with the fantasy prose is limited, maybe nexttime on Sunny!
Cheers
OZMONG
Hey Sam69,
Did you mention that the Sun had set early? Meaning, they were closed?
Cause, I know the owner. Can you let me know, exactly when you were there?
Thanks.
Peace out.
H4LSorry for the late reply. Been away from the boards for a couple of days. I went on May 9th to Sun and there was a sign on the door about closing due to construction. I think someone had also posted about their plumbing being broken (too bad cause my pipes really needed cleaning that night). Anyone know if Sun has reopened? I'll check tonight.
With regards to HFT's post on IHC. I saw that girl you had in your dream. Damn, I knew I should have just asked for her. Thanks for the post, I will revisit IHC and ask for her. Any chance you remember a name?
Yes, a few days ago. All is well.Many thanks. I'm grateful for the news. Hoping to visit this week; I'll post a report, if I'm able to get there.
Member #4338
05-14-07, 13:02
Sorry for the late reply. Been away from the boards for a couple of days. I went on May 9th to Sun and there was a sign on the door about closing due to construction. I think someone had also posted about their plumbing being broken (too bad cause my pipes really needed cleaning that night). Anyone know if Sun has reopened? I'll check tonight.
With regards to HFT's post on IHC. I saw that girl you had in your dream. Damn, I knew I should have just asked for her. Thanks for the post, I will revisit IHC and ask for her. Any chance you remember a name?
Sam:
So sorry to hear that Sun may be closed. Keep us posted. ;)
Neverland Report
On my latest foray I phoned ahead for a exclusive session with Wendy and was assured she was available. Upon my arrival, I was told she had just departed Neverland and was on her way back home. Expressed extreme displeasure :( with all. They wanted to make it up to me and May have done just that.
Latest intel says that Wendy is off for a while but that Tinkerbell is due to reappear tomorrow.
Peace and love,
Lax
Jake Jj 1492
05-14-07, 14:31
Sam:
So sorry to hear that Sun may be closed. Keep us posted. ;)
Neverland Report
On my latest foray I phoned ahead for a exclusive session with Wendy and was assured she was available. Upon my arrival, I was told she had just departed Neverland and was on her way back home. Expressed extreme displeasure :( with all. They wanted to make it up to me and May have done just that.
Latest intel says that Wendy is off for a while but that Tinkerbell is due to reappear tomorrow.
Peace and love,
LaxSad to hear that Wendy is on hiatus but glad that my requests for the return of Tinkerbell were fruitful. Will post the continuation of my previous journey later as well a report on a certain Carriage House downtown.
Recovering from the week-end, I traveled to a place behind all the construction cranes, to a spot of green nestled between the buildings. Found a true Gem there, I think it might have been a ruby, but I'm not very good at recognition. The watery prelude was among the finest this adventurer has experienced, and then proceeded to the gym. The guided workout was remarkable, both for its force and impact, and as my time was ending, I noticed that my trainer had donned her special work-out uniform. The top half was superb, and as comfortable for me as a set of nice cushions. The spirited exercises were widely varied and prosecuted with great enthusiasm and expertise. After exhausting all possible stretches, I was totally finished. Should any ask, this experience was one which was definitely to be repeated.
B/F/A/S: 8/7.5/9/8.5 R=Y
Hawkeye In Md
05-14-07, 15:15
Gentlemen and fellow mongers,
The following fiction happend between 12:00 pm and 1:00 pm today. (and as most of the video poker machines around here say, FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY.)
I had 2 plus hours for lunch today. (very slow Monday and the boss was out.) So I decided to make a second trip to neverland, even though I HATE fighting Noonday traffic in our beloved capital. I must have timed it just right, as I found a parking spot right away without having to drive around for what always seems an eternity.
Rang the door to neverland and was buzzed in and met mamasan, my guide through Neverland. I asked her if #1 was back visiting, she said no, but next best is available. I knod approval and she leads me to the deluxe suit in Neverland, (the one with the couch and the tanning bed.)
I barely get my shoes off before in walks Pink. And what a lovely shade she is. Normally I would have been happy with Pink, but seeing a glimpse of Wendy in the hallway during my first visit to neverland with #1, I was really there to see Wendy. I politely request Wendy, and so it was. Maybe next time if Wendy is busy when I show up again to Neverland I will go with a shade of pink.
As I am finishing getting ready for the TS, the door opens and in walks something only out of my dreams. All the traits that I love wendy has, and then some. I have the standard college fund + milk money out on the table as she walks in. I knew I was in for a great time. But little did I know just how great it would be. Wendy's body is just simply perfect IMHO. Petite, yet perfect size and perfect curves.
Off to the TS and I get the standard treatment as I did first with #1. Good scrubbing and wash every nook and cranny fully, with extra attention given to the special areas. Next was a towel down and mouthwash rinse for what was coming next. Back in the room and she collects her college fund and says she will be right back, it seemed like forever but was probably only 2 mintues. Started off by driving alone highway 69. Already I can feel the ol' twins tightning up, a good sign normally, but not this quickly. I calm down a bit and continue on my delivery route for a few more minutes when she decides its time for her to get up and change lanes.
We drove to the mission with her on the edge of the table, while I did my best to hold on to her ankles while I was watching my driving at the same time. I usually take pride in my ability to drive long distances without having to hit the rest stops along the way. But not with Wendy as co-pilot, after only 5 min of driving to the mission, I had to pull over along side of the road or I was going to blow my engine. I then told her I think we need to take a break and walk the doggies for a bit, she was all smiles and said "yes please". I check the condition of the leash, its there and in good working order so I procced with our long deep walk of the doggies.
I emmediatly realize that this is going to be a short walk, things are just too perfect and conditions where just right. Our doggies walk only lasted another 10 mintues, way before I wanted it to end. But even at that I was surprised it was that long. All things considered. When its as good as this, I don't mind it at all when the walk doesnt last as long as expected.
After taking the leash off and washing up the puppies, there was some hugging and TLC, followed by an average massage.
MAJOR PROPS goes to LOVELOS, dude. You are my inspiration. Your opinion with reguards to Wendy as well as #1 have been spot on perfect. Of course, it helps to have the same taste as a true master. I am not worthy.
I will finish up saying that Neverland is going to be the biggest budget buster of all time. How can one stay away when one is treated to such beautiful surroundings and such unbelieveable treatment.
Face - 7
Body - 9+
Attitude - 9
Service - 9+
massage - 6.5 (which was just fine with me, the rest of the trip more than made up for this)
and as always......YMMV
I keep digging more through the forums and discover more each day. i see now that the International Guide covers a lot of areas i have been in Asia, but nothing in Singapore yet.Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.
Hobbyist4Life
05-14-07, 21:03
Sorry for the late reply. Been away from the boards for a couple of days. I went on May 9th to Sun and there was a sign on the door about closing due to construction. I think someone had also posted about their plumbing being broken (too bad cause my pipes really needed cleaning that night). Anyone know if Sun has reopened? I'll check tonight.
With regards to HFT's post on IHC. I saw that girl you had in your dream. Damn, I knew I should have just asked for her. Thanks for the post, I will revisit IHC and ask for her. Any chance you remember a name?
No problem, thanks for the reply.
I had plans to visit some of the old places, that I used to frequent in DC since I been back from my long ass busines trip.
I did get a chance to visit a place called ML in Maryland, few times. I was told about a provider there from a friend of mine. She was hot as hell. Saw her three times in two weeks time.
Went to see her again today, but ML was closed for some reason.
WTF, no sign, nothing? I assume, she is gone as well. Time to look for another.
Anyway, I was planning on checking out Sun again. But, was a little skeptical, since I found out that the place was busted and been way too publicized. Any provider, that you can recommend there? Or another provider, at another establishment?
I have been away for about about a year. Due to business and personal reasons. Damn, things have changed. The members have changed as well, I see. The forum seems pretty active again. Do see some of the old regulars, still pounding ass and taking names... LOL...
I was trying to get some info on the place that everyone has been raving about (the land). I did try to PM one member (I should have picked an old regular) for some info on the place. The member never replied. Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to establish myself again.
It sucks that I feel like a noob, starting fresh.
Btw, if anyone is generous enough? PM me for the info on the land!
Peace out.
H4L
Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.Singapore is definately on topic (just a bit further east than DC)!
As I said, I keep finding more on both this and the internationa forum. Singapore is there, and it is second only to Thailand for mongering (Malaysia is third! ) in SEA. Having dug through the forums from when I arrived in the region from 03 I even found reference and photos of a couple of priors, as well as many good memories. If you get to travel to SEA, remember Orchard Towers and the Paramount in Singapore, Patpong Road and Soi Cowboy in Bangkok, and the Beach and Thai Clubs in KL. Good times!
Back to DC next Story
Cheers
Ozmong
Shawn Brodie
05-15-07, 21:31
Hey fella's. Just joined the room. Has anyone checked out the AMP in G'town. There's a nice group of Korean/Asian ladies in here. The one cutie who I always hook up with is "Pink". She has nice perky boobs, very attractive and a nice tight p$#@. Usual rates for CBJ and FS. Ck it out.
I am flying to dc this weekend do we have a list of amps in dc and locations. Also if you want to PM me on your suggestion I would appreciate.
thanks
MrSunnyHills
05-15-07, 22:30
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=248
I hope this link goes to the S'pore section. If not, select "All Forums", and surprise, surprise, below Asia, you'll see a Singapore link with 2400 reports, 400 photos, etc...
And unfortunately, my recent Asia visit spent me of my play money, so I don't have much chance to do the search/research for Neverland.
Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.
Something Green, two days in a row, similar experiences: Ruby is probably 30--sweet, great TS and massage, sensual but with a grimace during the deed, then switched back to being a chatty friend; Jenny is younger, 25, voluptuous, firm body, more mechanical TS and massage, sensual touch, but can't handle the ride either, less friendly. Hate to say it, but there is a raw sensuality and honesty to the reactions of these unjaded girls that makes them compelling. All this, with a "God loves you" radio station piped into the background. Who needs Singapore?
Jake Jj 1492
05-16-07, 00:51
Recovering from the week-end, I traveled to a place behind all the construction cranes, to a spot of green nestled between the buildings. Found a true Gem there, I think it might have been a ruby, but I'm not very good at recognition. The watery prelude was among the finest this adventurer has experienced, and then proceeded to the gym. The guided workout was remarkable, both for its force and impact, and as my time was ending, I noticed that my trainer had donned her special work-out uniform. The top half was superb, and as comfortable for me as a set of nice cushions. The spirited exercises were widely varied and prosecuted with great enthusiasm and expertise. After exhausting all possible stretches, I was totally finished. Should any ask, this experience was one which was definitely to be repeated.
B/F/A/S: 8/7.5/9/8.5 R=Y
It seems that we both had luck with this lady lately. Late Sunday night, I saw this gem. She provided an excellent massagi and agree with your report.
Only things I would add are:
1. She's a bit older than the typical fare but has the enthusiasm of a spring fling.
2. She will win no awards for acting anytime soon...but she sure tried her best.
3. Some of her enthusiasm left me, well, bruised and beaten feeling...some of you may find this appealing, me - not so much.
A brief note too on traffic flow. Late, late on a Sunday night, every room occupied, and bell ringing every 10 minutes. As I was walking out, someone pushed the buzzer. I have to duck behind the screen. Then, as I walk out the door, I almost run straight into the next buzzer ringer.
Is everywhere THIS busy?
surprise, surprise, below Asia, you'll see a Singapore link with 2400 reports, 400 photos, etc...
Doh! I stand corrected. I should have checked the int'l boards first before speaking. My info was from a S'porean girl I dated who blamed her wildness in bed on the restrictive atmosphere of her country. She told me how men would go across to Malay for action. Hah, who knows maybe she was a working girl herself and said this to throw me off. I must admit her CG and BBBJ were superb.
Btw Sun appears to be open as there wasn't a sign on the door but not very many cars around. I hate how the security guard across the street has a prime view of the parking. While it makes my car feel safer, I don't like the fact that she's watching me.
Hawkeye In Md
05-16-07, 11:25
Gentleman and fellow mongers,
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.
Second trip in as many days to Neverland, third overall, and although the vice budget is blown completely for the next two months, I could not be a happier Monger!
3pm arrival time, I was so excited about my upcoming tour, I was getting butterflies. It didn’t help that I had 2 Capt. Morgan and cokes with lunch! (Last one a double due to losing a bet, but that’s another story)
Buzzed in, was greeted with a big smile and hug from Mamasan, saying to me, "back again so soon, we take care of you even better today", I thought, "Holy crap, not sure it can really get much better than yesterday! "
Again, she leads me to the deluxe suite, I ask for my new ATF Wendy, mamason says, "so sorry, but Wendy with other customer, will not be available for an hour"
Now for all you good little mongers who RTFF, you will know from my previous posting from Neverland that I mentioned this very situation. I followed Contingency Plan ALPHA, and said I would love to be a nice shade of Pink for the next hour.
Mamasan nods ok and leaves; I put the standard tuition + the milk money on the table and start getting ready for the TS. In walks my lovely shade of Pink, all smiles and walks up to me and gives me a very nice GFE kiss and hug.
(Wow, can it all be this good? ) She says TS busy for 10 min or so, anything that she could do while we wait? ANYTHING? Needless to say, we went driving down Interstate 69; with the top down, INHALING the lovely breeze. I had no idea the color pink tasted so well.
Fast forward 10 minutes or so, I hear mamasan say something in the local Neverland dialect, so we get off Interstate 69 and head to the TS. TS was exceptional, thorough scrubbing and washing with special attention paid to the more sensitive areas, just as before with Wendy. I was ready for the towel down and mouthwash, but instead my shade of pink continued what we had started before in the suite. I was like "Holy crap, my new favorite color is definitely pink! " She looks up to me, clears her mouth of obstructions, and says "you ready for mouthwash? " SURE! Hell at this point if she wanted me to jump out of the window I would have done it without thinking. Towel off and mouthwash, she gabs the junk and leads me back to our suite.
All I can say is wow! Started by getting back on Interstate 69, drove to the mission, walked the doggies, saw the cowgirls at the rodeo, and finished our trip by again walking the doggies. While my shade of pink was cleaning up after the dogs, she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it, and she asked if I wanted to go for another drive! With plenty of time left on the meter, I said sure, but with the price of gas right now, I said I wasn’t sure I had enough gas money for the second trip. Gas prices were still high, but I found a way to make it affordable. (I mentioned earlier that the vice budget was blown to hell, I wasn’t kidding.) I did ask if I got more meter time for the second trip, she said "no, but don’t worry, we make it in time"
Second trip was spent mostly at the rodeo watching the cowgirls, GFE and TLC. And since my ATF way to end a trip is to go walk the doggies, that’s how the second trip ended.
I was on empty. Relaxed, broke, and couldn’t have been happier. My shade of pink was sorry for no massage, but no time left. Hell I didn’t care, I was so relaxed at this point I had a hard time getting dressed, which she helped me do as well.
I would still put Wendy above my shade of pink, but just barely because Wendy's body is just perfect IMHO. Taking nothing away from the color pink, she is very similar to Wendy, just doesn’t have the curves that Wendy has. As for service, I would rate them even. (I didn’t think to ask Wendy for a second trip, or I would have with her as well.)
My shade of Pink;
Face - 8
Body - 8
Attitude - 9+
Service - 9+
Massage - N/A due to second trip
And as always, YMMV.
If this keeps up, I will need an intervention and a chapter 13!!
Jack B Nimble
05-16-07, 17:31
Pink at Neverland is a good pinch-hitter, she has fine looks, good service and a sweet attitude. A bit light up top but still nice curves. I actually chose her over Tinkerbell who seemed a bit on the scrawny side (even though I like thin, I don't think she was even 90 pounds). Pink would be about 5-4, 110, in my sweet spot. Still, did not appreciate the deception of the Mamasan who said on the phone my old favorite was there but then all of a sudden 'gone.' Supposedly due back in a week or two but hard to trust the lady now.
This from the newb:
I have been a visitor and contributor to this site for several months. I'm a big fan of GHS and have paid their power bill for a long time!
I'm interested in visiting neverland. I am a senior mongerer, can I get a tip on where to go? Thanks, amigos. I'll let you know how it goes!Rath636 (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=152036)
Regular Member
Reports: 1
Gee Rathbone,
Thank you so much for contributing so much, hope your reports get past the review stage and get posted to the board soon so we can read them. You sure gained senior status very quickly, hell, it was so quick, the computer hasn't caught up with your status yet. Do you think we are stupid?
To answer your question,
Neverland is an imaginary place, inspired by the children's story entitled Peter Pan. Adults can't go there, so we are screwed.Continue to enjoy GHS and any other AMP on the list. Hell, you might be going to Neverland regularly and not know it. Now here is a tip: If you post intel and trip reports or even total fabrications with only a shred of truth, you might not offend us when you ask for intel and you won't have to try to feed the to bullshit us.
Get back to me when your status gets "updated."
This from a genuine senior "mongerer":
I am flying to dc this weekend do we have a list of amps in dc and locations. Also if you want to PM me on your suggestion I would appreciate.Yes. Click over to the Reports of Distinction thread under DC - all topics. There is a report (by me) that links you to the address list. 1333, 1413, GHS, Sun (may be closed), Rio, Royal and Happiness appear to be getting decent reports. There seem to be no bad choices.
Although neither got Neverland per forum precedence, you may still notice the difference in (my) attitude?
LoveLOS
Hawk, cabby, JJ,
Great fiction my friends.
BTW-I was trying to be good, but Tinkerbell is back...
Ok guys, Im after RTFF totally bafflled of where this place is? Pls give me a clue. LOL
PC out
What can I say? Took one for the team today.
I'm not from DC but travel through from time to time and have greatly appreciated the information the crew has put up here in the past. It has led to many great ventures as well as helped me avoid many bad ones.
So about 2 months ago I dropped into 14k based on a hunch that since nobody was talking about it, its got to be the secret garden. So I got buzzed in, let a hot little number named Tony (Like the Tiger) and she took me for a ride of my life. She looked Thai but when I asked she said she was Ko-Rean. This girl took care of me every way possible and it didn't take long for me to blow when she backed it up on me and didn't stop. We exchanged phone numbers because I live in Vegas and she probably needed some support to move. I didn't hear from her but I've had dreams about that one. Oh, and bbj which is a no-no for me but when she's got you in your grips your jaw doesnt seem to work. Definitely a first and I was laughing about having uncovered the place so good nobody talks about.
So I drop into 14k tonight and its quiet. Tony not here. She leave. Mamasan sends me a new girl (Jennifer I believe) and she's a grenade. Nice enough, decent body but an overall unenthusiastic experience. Turned me into a clock watcher if you know what I mean. At one point I was like OK, lets wrap this up. Also there's a nightclub close by which pours out onto the street so when I popped out there were 20 people there and a fair number of LEOs for crowd control. Not the type of thing you want to see when you pop your head up.
Gunga
The forum is getting much more interesting these days, with interesting posts and some banter and flaming. It's not quite up to the way it was in the days of the late and esteemed Trashman, yet. Keep it up guys!
Jake Jj 1492
05-17-07, 10:07
BTW-I was trying to be good, but Tinkerbell is back...
Are you the person that stole Tinkerbell away from me last night LL?
I had decided to make a mockumentary on Neverland with my invisible camera. After giving Wendy a send off to last for months late last week, I knew I would be seeing someone else yesterday. I had heard a rumor that one of my old GFs had just arrived, but alas, didn't know who to ask to star in my "movie" so...
I am presented with the hottest fairy sprite I've ever known...Tinkerbell. She hopped into my arms and told me how much she missed me. Then we went to the large studio to start negotiations for her part. Negotiations only took a couple minutes and the next thing you know, we are bathing in he fountain of youth. No sooner had we gotten in the fountain, Tinkerbell takes her panties off and hops onto the table...just getting into a very involved shower scene. She really takes this starring role thing seriously! Excellent!
Just as I was positioning her for some special water exercises, mamasan pops in...and, after watching for a few minutes and enjoying the show, calls Tinkerbell out and says a new girl would take care of me. Tinkerbell is dissappointed, but she already got some of what she was looking for from me. Real hands-on instruction on what it takes to be a star, and the pleasure of knowing that my face was still sparkling with fairy dust. She has a multi-picture deal with me...so she has nothing to worry about that's for sure!
I would have been upset that the perfectly tanned, dainty little Tinkerbell went a flying, but I had actually come to see someone else. It actually wasn't a new girl, but on old GF...well, more precisely a very young GF that we will call Minnie Mouse. An all natural, young, smiling beauty.
I would provide details, but, until the studio approves of the first screening, my lips are sealed...at least until Tinkerbell's nectar sweetens the air.
8s across the board...with bonus points for true DT.
** This has been a test of the Neverland Broadcast System. It was purely a fantasy, no living beings were harmed, filmed, spoken to, pleasured, eaten, or otherwise consumed. This concludes our test of the Neverland Broadcast System. We now return you to our normally scheduled programming...already in progress. **
Sarang Haeyo
05-17-07, 11:02
Jake, where's the update you promised me? Did you lose my email address?
May be vacationing in DC this summer with the "little" woman. Do you think a guy who looks like Mr. Smee would be welcome in Neverland?
PM if you lost my email.
You guys are still the best.
Jake Jj 1492
05-17-07, 13:33
Jake, where's the update you promised me? Did you lose my email address?
May be vacationing in DC this summer with the "little" woman. Do you think a guy who looks like Mr. Smee would be welcome in Neverland?
PM if you lost my email.
You guys are still the best.
I will personally escort you to Neverland myself SH. Email pending.
Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.A couple others have already replied by directing you to the traffic elsewhere on this board, but I can tell you from personal experience that adventures aren't that hard to come by in Singapore.
I didn't clue into the apparent fact that viewing porn is illegal, but "P4P" is actually a regulated industry--or at least was ten years ago. Past about 9 p.m. I would regularly see dolled up girls leaning against the walls of hotels, scanning passers-by for potential conversation partners.
What I think IS harder to come by in Singapore, compared to certain other travel destinations in the Eastern hemisphere, is affordable adventure. But aaaah...adventure there is.
So after my crappy experience at the 14K basement, the next day I decide to try my luck at another spot I used to frequent in "the day". I enter, meet and greet and then I'm dealt a "Pink". Cute girl, has a little bit of Japanese in her. (Now has a little German in her ... badump). I was like OMFG I'm in luck, this is the spot that all you perverts have been comparing to a Peter Pan story!
If this is the same pink-hitter people have been commenting about, I'm shocked. Im not saying it was bad, I'm just saying it was routine. To be fair it was busy and around DC closing time (3p) so Im sure shes getting ready to have her wheels come off. The question is, am I in the right spot? I want to keep the name of the place on the DL because I dont want to spoil it for the rest of the crew. Couple of thoughts:
1. I'm a bit of a paranoid person and I have to say that I get suspicious when they ask me what I do after they take the protective device off Little Gunga. I believe they're not throwing those bags away, they're building a huge fertility clinic with our residue, hence the questions at disposal time. So if you see a hundred little LLOS running around you'll know why.
2. I have to imagine that things get tter after you build a relationship. Sort of like the Blockette deal where after you've been vetted you get better service.
3. Bumped into a hobbyist on the way out of this establishment and we had the uncomfortable white-man ackward pass by. To break the tension I said "how was it?" and he broke and said "good". My new rule, we know what we're there for so if we bump into each other lets not pretend. The more we talk the better it gets. He probably just finished up with "Pink"
4. And lastly, do you think they read this board and then just start naming every girl they have "Pink" or "Wendy" to ride the wave of the "real" Pink giving such great service?
Time for a beer, no ?
Tried the triple 3s again tonite. My fav Mickie left back to LA. Saw a Kgirl Snow White, Snow White had a little tude going tonite as well. I kept getting popped in the nose everytime i tried to smell her neck?
Wassup with that? anyway nice TS, 2 minute massagi, all the boys were happy but that constant nose popping was irritating at the least. anyhow
6/7/5/5 was the final tally.
Would not repeat with Snow White. But wait, its only a dream.
PC out
Jake Jj 1492
05-18-07, 09:30
So after my crappy experience at the 14K basement, the next day I decide to try my luck at another spot I used to frequent in "the day". I enter, meet and greet and then I'm dealt a "Pink". Cute girl, has a little bit of Japanese in her. (Now has a little German in her ... badump). I was like OMFG I'm in luck, this is the spot that all you perverts have been comparing to a Peter Pan story!
If this is the same pink-hitter people have been commenting about, I'm shocked. Im not saying it was bad, I'm just saying it was routine. To be fair it was busy and around DC closing time (3p) so Im sure shes getting ready to have her wheels come off. The question is, am I in the right spot? I want to keep the name of the place on the DL because I dont want to spoil it for the rest of the crew. Couple of thoughts:
1. I'm a bit of a paranoid person and I have to say that I get suspicious when they ask me what I do after they take the protective device off Little Gunga. I believe they're not throwing those bags away, they're building a huge fertility clinic with our residue, hence the questions at disposal time. So if you see a hundred little LLOS running around you'll know why.
2. I have to imagine that things get tter after you build a relationship. Sort of like the Blockette deal where after you've been vetted you get better service.
3. Bumped into a hobbyist on the way out of this establishment and we had the uncomfortable white-man ackward pass by. To break the tension I said "how was it?" and he broke and said "good". My new rule, we know what we're there for so if we bump into each other lets not pretend. The more we talk the better it gets. He probably just finished up with "Pink"
4. And lastly, do you think they read this board and then just start naming every girl they have "Pink" or "Wendy" to ride the wave of the "real" Pink giving such great service?
Time for a beer, no ?
If it was the real Pink, she would have just left as she's "not there for your entertainment...just you and your hand tonight."
So who is this Pink girl? Is the an orange girl, a blue girl, etc? Wait...if it was the Pink Power Ranger...I'm all over that!!!!!!!
Hello to all in the forum!
Been around the hobby for a long time, but new to the forum.
One of my friend told me about this board. Finally decided to sign on.
I wish I had known about this board several years ago, when I first moved to the east coast. I wouldn't have waisted so much money and time in MD. It probably would have saved me at least 25 to 30 sessions, from bad places and attendants! LOL.
This forum is awesome! Plenty of intel great fairytales.
Some of the fairytales were the best that I have ever read.
My buddy told me the rules of the forum! I won't ask for anything, unless I can give first. I did notice, what he meant! I have seen that newbies either get ripped or simply ignored. I just hope that I didn't write anything, that would cause anyone to rip me? But, it's cool even if you do.
I'm gonna take some time to RTFF. So that I can start reporting some intel soon myself. Of course, in the proper manner.
Indeed I can say shes mine. Very cute one. With all natural be's and a perfect figure for my likings. Not skinny but yet just enough (approx under 100). Seems a bit younger or not as mature but thats the way I like them (25ish). Her english is not great as she keeps talking in korean. But if you try to understand her shes pretty koool. Very down to earth and likes to joke around. One of the best gfe I have had at an amp. This one goes down as my top5. It all depends on your first impression and hers on you. My went great and had my second visit the following day. Menu was everything you could possible think of. See her for yourself fellows. Trusted members you either already know or if you want more details. I would gladly share. This one is a keeper by all means. One of my favorites. Treat her well. Will go back there when money is right. Hopes she will hang around long enough as she doesn't like these long hours of work. Guess shes new to the game.
Aiight 301 out. Gl
Ok guys, Im after RTFF totally bafflled of where this place is? Pls give me a clue. LOL
PC outThe user Shawn Brodie mentions a 'Pink' at a AMP in G'town. If the Sherlock Holmes is in you, you would see they reference 'Pink' quite often. Find some AMPs in G'town and hit them up. LOL I love treasure hunts.
Indeed I can say shes mine. Very cute one. With all natural be's and a perfect figure for my likings. Not skinny but yet just enough (approx under 100). Seems a bit younger or not as mature but thats the way I like them (25ish). Her english is not great as she keeps talking in korean. But if you try to understand her shes pretty koool. Very down to earth and likes to joke around. One of the best gfe I have had at an amp. This one goes down as my top5. It all depends on your first impression and hers on you. My went great and had my second visit the following day. Menu was everything you could possible think of. See her for yourself fellows. Trusted members you either already know or if you want more details. I would gladly share. This one is a keeper by all means. One of my favorites. Treat her well. Will go back there when money is right. Hopes she will hang around long enough as she doesn't like these long hours of work. Guess shes new to the game.
Aiight 301 out. GlNow you got me wondering the where? Is this prize that you decribe, at the Neverland that I have read so much about? And since my regular by drop spot in DC, appears to be m.i.a. and maybe settled for all times, I do need to find this place where more dreams can come true. Man, compared to B'more, I really envy you guys! Can someone lead me to the place where your horses can run free?
Thanks to all that had posted, You have led me to the Sun, where I got my first body 2 body table shower, and some of the best looking asian honeys in town.
So if you see a hundred little LLOS running around you'll know why.Now that, board members who may not know me, is a truly scary movie. Those who know me already have passed a cold shiver down their respective spines upon reading that. :p
I have to imagine that things get better after you build a relationship. Sort of like the Blockette deal where after you've been vetted you get better service.Absolutely true.
do you think they read this board and then just start naming every girl they have "Pink" or "Wendy" to ride the wave of the "real" Pink giving such great service?Hmmmm. Interesting thought. It may have merit. I do recall a superstar named Pink in the Dec 2005-Jan 2006 time frame. And then there are all the Coco's , Bebe's and Maya's that seem to be the creme of the crop more often than not. If they name the winners after other winners; and then it follows the reverse is true. AVOID girls named Candy or Jennifer. :o
OH, BTW Gunga, If you have any insider tips on Vegas (like the addy for a nice FS Asian apartment) XSailor and I would appreciate anything you can give us!. ;) TIA
Are you the person that stole Tinkerbell away from me last night LL?I wish I could claim credit, I was hoping for some fairy dust, but I could not conjure the magic to travel to Neverland. For some background on why I was unable or unworthy to return to Neverland, read of the amazing fantasy I found in another far-away place.
And WhatTheFuck, Welcome to the board. Your post is absolutely correct as far as how things tend to work on this board. Who knows, you may yet escape the flames of initiation. Have fun and let us know how it went.
LoveLOS
So, after reading all yours dreams about tinkerbell, I knew i have to give it a try. Been trying to ring that bell for the third time, first time she was busy, second time i made an appointment but it was wendy who open the door and without asking me anything, she pulled me into the room and raped me. Finally, at the third time, i got the bless by the fairy.
I have to agree with you ppl, she is one hell of a sexy little fairy. As soon as the main event started, i can't wait no more but to pound her as hard/fast as i can. Usually i like to take it slow, but not this time. She does have the magic to make you want go crazy on her.
without asking me anything, she pulled me into the room and raped me. I really hate it when that happens...
Not.
It also occurs to me from reading the posts that there are a LOT of "lost boys" passing in and around Neverland. Please save some fairy dust for this lost boy...
LoveLOS
Jake Jj 1492
05-20-07, 09:11
She does have the magic to make you want go crazy on her.
And she LOVES every second of it... :-D
Benchseats Rock
05-20-07, 14:48
Now that, board members who may not know me, is a truly scary movie. Those who know me already have passed a cold shiver down their respective spines upon reading that. :p
That's the understatement of the decade :D
- Bench
Hi,
his is my first post in here and not that good one. Yesterday I visited a dealer and a known dealer in the car showrooms area on 7. The dealer had flu which I didnt know at the beginning and started the sale and also the dealer started to sneeze all over me. I got the hell outta there.
And WhatTheFuck, Welcome to the board. Your post is absolutely correct as far as how things tend to work on this board. Who knows, you may yet escape the flames of initiation. Have fun and let us know how it went.
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Thanks, LL.
Appreciate the welcome, from the legendary LL.
My buddy told me, you were the ultimate monger!
I am currently doing my own investigation, in search of the Neverland.
I have ventured into couple of places in DC, the past week.
The places were certainly not the neverland.
Sorrry to say, the two places were nothing worth writing about either.
I will find the neverland, sooner or later.
Planning on hitting all the places in DC, until I find the "land"
I will not be labeled as "lazyass" LOL.
I will just keep RTTF and learn, until I can report some new intel.
New intel, that the member have not written about.
WTF
CabDriver52
05-20-07, 20:25
Dreaming again today. Fell asleep on the couch. I was out late last night.
Seemingly I was downtown, on what I think was G st. Really didn't feel like sitting in the sauna for 20 minutes before any attention. But anyway.
I was ringing the bell for some sun. Middle of the day. Seemed odd but there I was. Checking everything out as I went and being as careful and inconspicuous as I could.
There I am ringing the bell. All to no avail. So I decide to walk around for a while. Nice day it was. I went around the block then down I street. For the exercise of course. Might have taken 20 minutes. Maybe closer to 30 minutes.
Well. Then I'm back again, ringing the bell again. No answer. Seemed odd but then I woke up and found my back hurting. Again. I fell asleep on the couch. I hate when that happens.
Remind me to not stay out that late again.
Cabbie!
DickAllMighty
05-21-07, 00:31
Long time reader, first time poster here. So please let me know if I'm doing anything wrong.
A little background. I stopped dreaming for about 2 or 3 years and then started again this year. Unfortunately my favorite place has been closed, and since reading about Black Wednesday, I've become quite paranoid when going to my dreams, so I've limited myself to two places that I feel safe about. So far my experiences have ranged from bad to average. Until my last dream, that is.
Walked in after the mamasan eyed me over for a few seconds, and I was introduced to Julie. Great body, she could be an import model if she wanted to be. Great face, too. Looks to be about mid-20s if I had to guess. Very friendly and playful, which I think always makes the dream much better. Average Engrish skills that you'd expect to find at AMPs.
Waited a few minutes for the TS room to be free. The TS was thorough, the way I like it. Then on to the massagi. She asked if I wanted it hard, medium, or soft. Since most MGs don't know how to do it for real anyway, I chose soft. This basically meant BL for a few minutes and she moved on to AR, something I love and haven't had for a long time. Then came probably one of the best CBJ I've ever had in a dream in this city. It was aggressive, with lots of DT and very skillful BLS. Then I switched between DS and Mish for the main event and probably only lasted a few minutes after the great BJ.
I was very happy with the dream. I had almost given it up altogether because I wasn't getting anything above average. I hate handing out roses for average and below.
The most recent Savage Love column references a study that links increased incidence of throat cancer to oral sex, if you can believe it, through HPV. At this point, I guess there isn't much I can do to reduce the risk. For those of you who have not seen it, here is a link.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove
Hawkeye In Md
05-21-07, 12:38
The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.
Sunday afternoon and beautiful, decide to be a tourist for the day and hit the mall, maybe hit a few monuments and the Air and Space.
I spent the morning walking around taking in the history and all the beautiful ladies that were enjoying the day as well. I went to visit the wall to pay my respects to a relative as I always do. On my way there, I decide to take a short cut and I walk up on some cash laying there on the ground. $40 bucks! Now normally I am not one to pick up cash and stash it in my pocket. If I see it fall out of someone's pocket or if there are other people around, I will help return it to the owner. But I was alone in this area of the mall, so I said, "Pennies from heaven", and moved on to the wall. I paid my respects; it was getting to be around 2pm. I started thinking, (yes, a very dangerous thing to do.) How can I put this new found 40 to good use? With the vice budget being busted last week, I didn’t want to visit a cash machine again this week if at all possible, even though I could with no problem. I ran a quick audit, 208 plus the 40 from the Mall gave me 248. Enough gas money for another trip to Neverland? And with Neverland only a few blocks away, it was an easy decision.
I had wanted to call Neverland and have Tink there to be my scout the next time through Neverland, but with zero lead time I was hoping my luck good luck for the day would continue.
Buzz the Neverland door around 2:30, get a warm welcome back and smile from Mamasan, and I ask for Tink, Mamasan says Tink booked solid through the day. (Real shocker there! ) So I mentally go through my batting order, If not Tink, then batting up next is Wendy. Mamasan says ok, and leads me to my corner of Neverland.
Fellow Mongers, being one of the few who have yet to experience Tink and all of her magic dust, I must say that Wendy is simply a 10 of 10.
She greets me with a warm GFE smile and hug and starts talking about how wonderful it was to see me again, etc.
Standard tuition plus her milk money are there on the table and without even asking she starts an instant reply of my last visit with her.
A few minutes of driving down Interstate 69, then we get off the exit ramp and head for the TS. Nice and thorough TS, with my every request granted.
Towel off with mouthwash, she grabs my junk and leads me back to our suite.
(Not sure if it’s me and how I act in the TS, But they seem to be very playful and want to steer me back to the suite by my junk. Both Wendy and my favorite shade of Pink have done it. Not that I am complaining, just making a mental note.)
Back in the room and its 100% GFE and TLC, a very good repeat performance of last time with Wendy. Started driving on Interstate 69, drove to the missionary, and went to see the cowgirls at the rodeo. As part of the whole GFE experience, after we watched the cowgirls, we started playing spoons, Wendy trying her best to see if I could play "Come All Ye Faithful". Her skill and talent with the spoons was so good I had to stop and catch my breath; otherwise our trip would have been over before we got a chance to walk the doggies. Our trip ended with a long and fast walking of the doggies, the dogs were extra fun to walk this day, with lots of barking and excitement along the walk.
As with my favorite shade of Pink, while Wendy was washing up the doggies she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it and asked if I wanted a second trip through Neverland. All I can say is that if they had the Neverland ATM up and running, I would have taken 2 trips with Wendy that day. The body and mind were willing, but the vice budget may never recover, so as bad as I wanted to, I said, "no thank you, but hopefully next time we will take 2 trips". She gave me that great Wendy smile and a nice kiss and said, "Ok, I will be here. "
Face - 8 what can I say, she looks better each time I see her.
Body - 9+ simple perfection.
Attitude - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Service - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Massage - NA, No massage. Unlike the first trip with Wendy, this one lasted much longer and took up the entire meter.
Anyone have the number to AMP's Anonymous?
Member #4338
05-21-07, 19:07
I had a pretty good day today ;)
Following some recreational activity, I decided to go to Neverland but diverted on the way. So happy that I did. I rediscoverd an old haunt (we'll call it Wonderland) and had the pleasure of meeting a LARS™ 10. Now those of you who are familiar with the System know what that means.
As always, I'll be happy to share with trusted DC vets.
SMWSLT
Peace and love,
Lax
Sorrry to say, the two places were nothing worth writing about either.Au contraire. If you have intel on a place or provider to AVOID, that is worthy news. You could save a brother a bad experience.
I will find the neverland, sooner or later.Very cool. Do the place a favor, when you find it, enjoy the fruits, but don't post the location on the open forum. The place is too busy now and is surely attracting unwanted attention.
...and thanks to you and your bud for the props. It is nice to feel appreciated.
Now on to my next thought:
Alternative to NeverlandI have been telling you guys that there are about four or five great AMPs operating in the city right now. Neverland is not all we have, and I have the PMs to prove it.
And Lax, did you happen to see a rabbit with a pocket watch? If you do, be careful, he'll grab the girl from you every time (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=525387&highlight=rabbit+pocket+watch#post525387)...
D.A.M.,
Welcome. Great start. You may get some PMs asking for the location. While I realize you are a noob here, I suggest a policy of answering only those who, like yourself, have submitted trip reports, not reports asking for information or the like. When you left-click on a screen-name, a menu comes up, and one of the options is to "Find more posts by..."
Oh yeah, can you give my regards to Bruce and send me a PM with the name of that AMP? Thanks,
LL
Jake Jj 1492
05-21-07, 21:07
I had a pretty good day today ;)
Following some recreational activity, I decided to go to Neverland but diverted on the way. So happy that I did. I rediscoverd an old haunt (we'll call it Wonderland) and had the pleasure of meeting a LARS™ 10. Now those of you who are familiar with the System know what that means.
As always, I'll be happy to share with trusted DC vets.
SMWSLT
Peace and love,
Lax
Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice?
I still recall a scene from the first porno I ever saw. The movie: Alice in Wonderland (X-Rated)...the scene: Alice Gets a Licking (literally)
http://www.amazon.com/Alice-Wonderland-Kristine-DeBell/dp/6304012462
Not quite up to the standards of modern porn, but hey...it's a classic...
Hey,
I just joined this service. I'm glad to have the opportunity to converse with fellow hobbiests.
I have visited three different AMPs in DC and Norther VA, and had pretty good luck each time (some experiences better than others). Although, I haven't been out since the report several months ago of the bust on a couple locations (one which I had visited). Now however, I'm looking to head back out for another good time.
I realize we don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - so if you have some good suggestions of the best places to head to these days feel free to email me and we can share some suggestions.
Thanks,
DC Illini
Hey,
I'm a new registrant to this service. I have visited a few AMPs in DC and NOVA and had a great time (although some experiences were better than others). I haven't been out in several months - since before the reported bust on a few locations in DC. I'm looking to head back out again now.
I'm wondering if it's still safe to head out - what it the news of these busts. Also, I know one location I had been to was included in the bust and I read online the other day that a 2nd location I had been to was also shut down. Can someone recommend some good locations to me - I know of a couple but I'm not sure they are still among the best. I know we don't want to post all this info out in the open (where those who don't believe in freedom might be watching), so if you want to him me up via a private message or email please do so - we can share some suggested location.
Thanks,
DC Illini
DickAllMighty
05-22-07, 01:48
D.A.M.,
Welcome. Great start. You may get some PMs asking for the location. While I realize you are a noob here, I suggest a policy of answering only those who, like yourself, have submitted trip reports, not reports asking for information or the like. When you left-click on a screen-name, a menu comes up, and one of the options is to "Find more posts by..."
Oh yeah, can you give my regards to Bruce and send me a PM with the name of that AMP? Thanks,
LLWho's Bruce? Do you have me mistaken with somebody else? Anyway, the PM is on its way.
And yeah, I know I shouldn't be giving out locations and other logistics to people who are not established members. Likewise, I won't be asking for any until I've established myself here. I might not ask for any locations anyway even after I've established myself because I've become paranoid and like to stick with what I already know.
Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice?
I'm gonna kill that wabbit!
Jake, clean up your PM box. That means you can delete all those unanswered PM's from Guys with two posts asking for the key to Neverland. :p
LL
PS Dick: Bruce Almighty. Thought you might have met him, given your screen name. Thanks for the intel.
Breaking news!
It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.
My buddy and I decided to visit Sun tonight. No one answered the door?
He made a call, to supposedly one of the owners.
The owner told him that they closed the doors today.
Apparently, the owner of the building came by with an attorney and asked them to close their doors for good.
This may be the final chapter of the Sun Land.
To another breaking news!
ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place.
He was just thankful, that he got there after the raid had started.
He joked that, he could have gotten caught with his pants down. LOL.
For all you mongers, who have been to those two places?
Please, take a moment of silence.
To remember all those bare assed soldiers, who had sacrificed their ass to fight for our "NUT"
WTF
I read all the crap on this thread form all those DC vets ...
Seems you want to keep all those info for yourselves, that's your right, although not in the spirit of sharing info which should be the rule on this forum.
Anyway, I am not as selfish, and will share my experience here, without divulging precise addresses, in order not to attract unwanted attention.
I am oinly viiting DC for a few days, i am not a veteran here, I have mostly posted on non US threads.
There are still nice AMPs in Dc which offer FS.
My Neverland was not far from the Metro Centre area, and is listed in one of the global AMP lists on this site.
Went on Sunday morning, got in quickly while the guy at the door was looking elsewhere. He still chased me while inside, but I managed to get iaway for hin and got into the place without further problems. Mamasan was nice and smiling, and, then I saw this girl at the end of the corridor. I knew it was my lucky day. Here comes "Nana", who claims to be 18, I think she is 25, , speaks basic english, and tells me she has only been here since 2 days ( I don't believe a word of that, given her level of english, and more importantly her skills, see later|)
Face: 8, body: 9, magnificent C cup natural breasts.
Usual routine, kisses, shower with lots of attention to the right place, then massage, quite ordinary. Then a Franklin to initiate the following. Then full naked body body, long and attentionate AR, . No DFK, thanks, I don't fancy the taste of my own private parts, and no DATY offered, but nice and professionnal CBJ followed by different positions to completion. Then she asked if I was ready for round 2!!! Sadly not...
For a total of $ 160, that's not bad in DC.
Will try another wonderland near Dupont later today, and will report as well, without fuss!
Jake Jj 1492
05-22-07, 09:05
I'm gonna kill that wabbit!
Jake, clean up your PM box. That means you can delete all those unanswered PM's from Guys with two posts asking for the key to Neverland. :p
LL
Hey...how'd you know that was what filled up my mailbox?
Hawkeye In Md
05-22-07, 09:44
Thinking of going to Neverland today, thinking about playing some 21 and doubling down with Tink.
I will of course give all you fellow mongers a follow up in the afterglow.
Here it is:
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Useastcoastguy
Regular Member
Reports: 0 Newcomer
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Hi,
I'm a newcomer to the site, and I read your report of an experience I'd love to duplicate. But I don't understand how one finds out where the location is for the experience. So please clue me in if possible. Thanks.
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Anybody care to reply?
Van
Sarang Haeyo
05-22-07, 13:07
Here it is:
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Useastcoastguy
Regular Member
Reports: 0 Newcomer
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Hi,
I'm a newcomer to the site, and I read your report of an experience I'd love to duplicate. But I don't understand how one finds out where the location is for the experience. So please clue me in if possible. Thanks.
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Anybody care to reply?
VanIn CT I get chastised if I tell a guy with zero posts who PMs me with questions to go fuck his mother. I think you can get away with it in DC.
Breaking news!
It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.
My buddy and I decided to visit Sun tonight. No one answered the door?
He made a call, to supposedly one of the owners.
The owner told him that they closed the doors today.
Apparently, the owner of the building came by with an attorney and asked them to close their doors for good.
This may be the final chapter of the Sun Land.
To another breaking news!
ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place.
He was just thankful, that he got there after the raid had started.
He joked that, he could have gotten caught with his pants down. LOL.
For all you mongers, who have been to those two places?
Please, take a moment of silence.
To remember all those bare assed soldiers, who had sacrificed their ass to fight for our "NUT"
WTFThats a roger. The Sun has set in DC for now. Too bad cause it was going to be a treat. Oh well, so was GHC and who knows where.
PC out
When you assess whether a guy is a newbie on the forum or not, remember that posts are counted independantly whether you post on the US forum or international.
For instance, I appear with one post on the US forum, while I have posted more than 100 reports on the International forum.
I feel that if I am in the US and ask for info, you should consider the global post numbers. And not laugh at people who according to your shortsighted view have few posts, when in fact they are veterans on other threads. And you may be happy to have info when you travel outside the US as well.
Benchseats Rock
05-22-07, 17:28
Brevity is the soul of wit. Or something like that.
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Useastcoastguy
Regular Member
Reports: 0 Newcomer
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Hi,
I'm a newcomer to the site, and I read your report of an experience I'd love to duplicate. But I don't understand how one finds out where the location is for the experience. So please clue me in if possible. Thanks.
Useastcoastguy@yahoo.com
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In CT I get chastised if I tell a guy with zero posts who PMs me with questions to go fuck his mother. I think you can get away with it in DC.
Zero Post Newbie,
Go fuck your mother.
- Benchseats Rock
Strike Fighter
05-22-07, 18:06
Me and my boys just got from a long tour of duty (see below) and are looking for a great place to get a good massage in DC tonight/tomorrow. We're in town for a few days and its been a long f'ing time!
One of my buddy's best friend gave him this website and said we would be able to find some good info. From the looks of your postings, it appears that no info is available for "newbies". I've never posted a damn thing! However, recognizing the circumstances I thought you may be able to help some vets out. Where the hell is this place with Wendy, Pink, etc?
No offense taken if you guys can't help us out. I'm sure we'll find something.
Respectfully,
SF
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=6442169
PussProwler
05-22-07, 21:57
You should try some online phone books. Then call some massage places or spas. If an asian sounding lady answers the phone, that may be a good sign. Ask if they have a table shower or a sauna. Go check it out. Then post some useful information instead of a line of bullshit.
And another thing. This forum is not a fucking service. It is the fruit of the labor of hard working group dedicated consumers. Its an exchange of information. The fruits are not for the picking by lazy bastards not willing to go out and do a bit of research.
This is my advice for all noobz. This is how I got my start in DC when I lived in another city far away. Guess what. It worked!
Sincerely,
PussProwler
PS You may want to bring some extra money with you for a tip.
Hey,
I'm a new registrant to this service. I have visited a few AMPs in DC and NOVA and had a great time (although some experiences were better than others). I haven't been out in several months - since before the reported bust on a few locations in DC. I'm looking to head back out again now.
I'm wondering if it's still safe to head out - what it the news of these busts. Also, I know one location I had been to was included in the bust and I read online the other day that a 2nd location I had been to was also shut down. Can someone recommend some good locations to me - I know of a couple but I'm not sure they are still among the best. I know we don't want to post all this info out in the open (where those who don't believe in freedom might be watching), so if you want to him me up via a private message or email please do so - we can share some suggested location.
Thanks,
DC Illini
My friend,
All the members here have paid thier dues to get this info here. I personally thought that hey, this is free info when in fact, cost me ashitload of money. Some of the board members tend to "FLAME" folks when they ask silly quips when RTFF works.
Mongering in DC is not free and Mongering info here although here in the forum, isnt FREE either. You have to first, contribute valid intel. 2nd, share more than twice and finally, have the shit you write make sense.
My .002 c
PC out
Benchseats Rock
05-23-07, 01:52
Hey,
I just joined this service. I'm glad to have the opportunity to converse with fellow hobbiests.
I have visited three different AMPs in DC and Norther VA, and had pretty good luck each time (some experiences better than others). Although, I haven't been out since the report several months ago of the bust on a couple locations (one which I had visited). Now however, I'm looking to head back out for another good time.
I realize we don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - so if you have some good suggestions of the best places to head to these days feel free to email me and we can share some suggestions.
Thanks,
DC Illini
Of course, more than happy to do all your fucking research for you.
Just go to Neverland or Wonderland and ask for the most popular flavor of the month, and you'll be guaranteed the most fulfilling AMP experience of your life. If it sounds simple, it's because it is. If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, and everyone here knows that you don't, well, it would appear that you're just one more in a never ending line of lazy newbies with a sense of entitlement and no concept of earning your own way in the world.
I can see how this may frustrate you, but like you said, WE don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - and until you get off your ass and show the forum that you're capable of wiping it all by yourself, those eyes that we're concerned about are yours.
RTFF and show a little initiative, and after a while, if you're not suspected of being LE, maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to figure out how to get some fairy dust of your own.
- Benchseats Rock
Me and my boys just got from a long tour of duty and are looking for a great place to get a good massage in DC tonight/tomorrow. We're in town for a few days and its been a long f'ing time!
It would not be appropriate to give you the location of Neverland or Wonderland at this time. On the other hand, I do respect what you and your buddy's have done for us, so there is some info in your Private Messages Box.
I use the PM since there are others that lurk here and contribute nothing that need to do their own digging. Effectively, I'm calling your military service a worthy contribution.
Please also read the next post up. It should help a lot if you are new to the AMP scene.
Enjoy,
LoveLOS
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Dreamer,
Welcome to the DC board. Thank you for the report, which was your first here in the USA. I wanted to address your opening lines and, for lack of better words, your flame bait:
I read all the crap on this thread form all those DC vets ...
Seems you want to keep all those info for yourselves, that's your right, although not in the spirit of sharing info which should be the rule on this forum.
Anyway, I am not as selfish... [yada,yada,yada]I am apparently one of those selfish "DC Vets" that you have pigeonholed as posting a bunch of crap and not sharing. So to your comments, I say fuck you very much.
Of course, the DC Vets that you accuse of not sharing have posted the vast majority of the information and reports that make this the best Massage parlor thread on USG. I am truly fucking sorry I don't have the money or time to try all the girls in all the AMPs so I can give you a scientific comparison along with all their cell phone numbers (although if you send the money, I will find the time ;) ).
If you would have taken the time to understand the issues in DC, you would realize why us selfish DC vets have chosen to do business the way we have: LE monitoring the board is an ever-present concern-we lost all of our AMPs for months in the last raids. Places like Neverland get 3-8 doorbell rings an hour, and they only have 5 girls on a good day. They are over capacity! It is a good thing and we wish to protect it. We share by PMs to contributing members. It is a judgment call, but the level of information is based on the credibility the member brings to the board. The RULE ON THIS FORUM is that this forum is what we make it (as long as we play using El Hefe's rules, which we generally observe)
I feel that if I am in the US and ask for info, you should consider the global post numbers. I agree. I respect you as an ISG senior, but your expectation that we check every newbie post against the ISG site is, well, dumb as hell. It is up to you, the ISG Senior member, to mention your credentials when seeking information.
I did check your claim to be an quality ISG senior member, (your registration dates are the same for both sites, so I know you are the same person) and knowing that, I would have gladly passed you any intel by PM. Unfortunately, I didn't see your name in my inbox.
I suggest being polite like several genuine newbies I have recently had the pleasure of welcoming this very week (Striker and WTF come to mind immediately, there are others if you RTFF). In short, your cavalier attitude has scored you no points with the "DC vets." OTOH, If you choose to play nice with us, I for one have a short memory and would love to have you as part of the community rather than a pissed off outsider. It is your call, my friend.
LoveLOS
I did not write this, but it occurred to me that with all the newbies asking stuff, we need some definitive general background stuff for them to read. I will also be linking to this from the Reports of Distinction so we can find it more easily.
Additional reading about AMPs in general (http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html) (quoted below) with comments by one of the masters.
Editors (LL's) notes in Red
I've been visiting Asian Massage Parlors (AMP) for years now, having gotten my first taste as schoolboy in an Asian Country. While they don't always deliver a 100-year flood kind of experience, they are great for their availability, cost and general quality. Numerous people have commented about bad experiences in AMPs but I believe, that in the large, they just didn't know how to go about getting what they wanted. Out of literally hundreds of visits, I've had only one bad experience (she thought I was a cop or something) in an AMP and the Mamasan wanted to make it up to me.
Disclaimer. This guide does not encourage you to take part in any illegal activity.
The setup
AMPs everywhere are amazingly similar in their structure and operation. It usually consists of a small entry area with a services/prices sign, doorbell button and a small window. Inside, it's usually a warren of corridors and small rooms. Some (like Golden Flower, in SF) have a waiting area inside where you can pick out your girl. They often have a separate exit where you can leave and avoid the next guy coming in.
Costs
Your mileage will vary but typically, the basic service (massage, body shampoo, …) will cost as little as $ 40 for a half hour to $ 80 for an hour. DC standard fare is $60/hr There are lots of variations so you will need to think on your feet. I prefer to opt for the lower cost entry fee and give more tip money to the girl. For additional services, you will negotiate with the girl for her tips (more on this later). Full service, if available, usually runs $ 100 to $ 120. DC standard fare is $100 For oral, its usually $ 60-80 and a hand release is typically $ 40 but sometimes can be had for the basic package price.
Many places have additional services like body shampoo, spa/hot tub, sauna, etc. These can be really great additions. For example, body shampoo can be very fun. It usually consists of her washing you all over but is a great prelude to the off-menu extras.
Your total price will often be affected by local pricing. San Francisco pricing is always a bit above the average. For example, Golden Flower girls usually ask for 140-160 for extras (meaning closer to $ 200 total). So, you wont pay much below $ 140 but should never pay more than $ 200. The fancier the place, the higher the price.
I suggest you leave your wallet in your car or home or what ever. Take only enough money to cover what you want. She can't shake you down for money you don't have.
Getting In
Your first goal is to get past the entry area. You enter, ring the bell and wait nervously while some one comes to greet you. It's often the Mamasan. She usually weighs about 200 lbs and has an unfriendly demeanor. In some places, the next available girl greets you. Usually she says "what you want?". Here's where you need to be creative. Your goal is to become her friend.
If you know nothing about the place, ask for what ever appears to be their standard "legit" offering. Like body shampoo or massage or hot towel wrap. You get the picture. Never ask for a service that isn't on the menu. I once asked for a massage and they said "no have massage". After some uh-ing and ah-ing I got inside but it was very uncomfortable. Never, ever ask for anything illegal. You'll be back on your way in no time flat! Also, you don't need to opt for the 1 hr service, there appears to be little enforcement of the time.
If you have read reviews and know a girl's name, ask for her. I usually try to pick a review that is old enough so there is a good chance she's not there anymore. You will get something like "she not here now". I usually say, "that's too bad, she was really nice". Then ask who else is available. A couple of times, I've gotten the girl that I asked for. I just play along. She's probably seen hundreds of guys and she doesn't want to upset you so she'll play along too.
In either case you will get The Question. "You been here before?" There is only one correct answer – Yes. (OK, if it's a BRANDNEW place, maybe not.) The reason for this is that they will often put you through a much more stringent test (more on this later) but more importantly, you wont get their best girl. Repeat customers get better service.
This is often followed by "who you see?". Be creative. Forgetting her name is always ok. Describe an average Asian woman. Be calm and deliver it smoothly. Unless you look like Law Enforcement, you wont get the third degree. One time I asked for a girl I had seen and Mamasan said "nobody that name ever here". I just shrugged and said, "I must be wrong about the name". I got in.
At this point you may be asked to pay for the service you selected. Sometimes they bring your change later so don't be alarmed if they don't give it immediately. One thing that is very good is to give Mamasan a tip. Ten or twenty dollars goes a long way towards making her like you and picking a better girl for you. I had one MamaSan really like me a lot – she'd hug me when I left and I always got her best girls. All for a measly $ 20. Good investment, huh? Also, it doesn't hurt to let them see your tip money when you pay for the room. Just another signal that you are real.
In some AMPs, the girl will take a lump sum payment for the room and extras at the start. That is always a good sign but be aware that there is a risk that they aren't a full service place.
Never, ever mention reviews or the internet. I have heard of guys being turned away at that point. These outfits want to fly under the radar so any kind of publicity is bad in their minds. Also, remember to smile at her. She's human.
The Room
OK, so you made it past the Mamasan! There are usually 2 possibilities: you get shown to a room or you get to make your girl selection. You can figure out how to pick a girl on your own. Just one thing, I never pick the prettiest girl (unless the rest are all total woofers). This is because all the guys pick her and you are much more likely to get great service from number 2 or 3. She will then take you to the room.
If you get shown to the room, it means Mamasan is making the selection for you or the girl that met you is yours. The room is usually about the size of a walk-in closet with a massage table, maybe a chair and a little table to put stuff on. They all seem to have that St Vincent DePaul ambiance. After some chit-chat she will probably tell you to disrobe or get comfortable or something similar and then leave. Some times this is where the money for basic service gets taken. Once you are alone in the room, disrobe immediately. This is very important. Getting naked is the first sign that you are a real customer. It's ok to put a towel on but let her see your cock by being "careless" with the towel. This is essential to establishing a level of trust between you and her. At a new place, I will often take my tip money out and put on the table. That's a good signal.
At some point you will be offered a shower, body shampoo or similar. You should take it. There are several reasons for this. Cleanliness is very important to Asians. If she washes you, it can be fun and help send the right signals (see below). It helps to establish you as a real customer.
The Test
Your girl will enter the room to start the basic service. It is critical that you let her know that you're a hobbyist. You should try to give her a hug at some point. Body contact is always a good way to send the right signals. I usually try to run my hands over her ass while hugging. Having an erection she can feel is very helpful as well. If it's a massage, you will lie on your stomach and she will start doing her thing. She will ask you questions (who you see, where you live, where you work, …). They are designed to give her a sense of you. At this point you need to be sending signals to her that you are looking for more than a massage. Here are some things that seem to work: Have an erection; Drop your hand down and rub her legs as she massages you; Make satisfied sounds when she rubs you ass; Hump your ass up every time she gets near it. I particularly like ass play. She will often focus on it and it can lead to some fun. By the way, at that point, you've probably passed the test.
I've had some fun tests. One girl walked up to me as I sat on the massage table and pulled her shirt up. I buried my face in her boobs and we were off to the races. Some times the initial hug can turn into heavy foreplay. Just keep your wits about you and don't hesitate to take some gentle liberties.
Extras
Assuming you have passed the test, she will ask you what else you want. Often this happens after she is done massaging your back and flips you over. I usually whisper in her ear "everything". Then she will ask how much you want to pay. I often start at 80 and settle for 100. She will try for 120 or 140. They almost always settle for 100 but more popular girls can command a higher price. Girls in the fancier places always ask for more. Also, if you've been really nice, she may go a little easy on the price. What ever you do, never pay 80 or more for less than full service. This changes their pricing structure and makes it hard to get good service at reasonable prices. Some times they don't even talk price – that means she trusts you. Make sure you compensate her fairly in that case.
Some times the above dance gets cut short. She may decide that you are legit and go straight for the extras. I've had this happen a number of times and while it makes it a little easier, I actually enjoy the dance. The good ones will often give you the basic service even if you got the extras up front however, a fair number of the girls want to move you along as soon as possible.
Special Situations
Some times you will just get a girl that doesn't do extras. No amount of signals help. That's life. Don't be rude or angry. You should get the basic service you agreed on, though. Note that you may have sent the wrong signals. She will let you know if she's not available for extras by rejecting your signals. It will be obvious. However, they sometimes do this if they still aren't sure about you yet. So don't give up immediately.
If you want special things like kissing, Greek, etc., you will need to ask the girl about them when negotiating. Note that these are fairly rare but it doesn't hurt to ask.
Sometimes they give you a real hound. I've never had an absolute dog but several that weren't "my type". It's your right to say no and ask for some one else. Keep in mind that this doesn't always lead to getting a better-looking woman and, in my opinion, almost never leads to a good experience. So, I usually walk out in that case. Some times they offer some one else at that point. Be nice about it and act sad but not angry. They usually do want to keep you happy.
What about a visit from Law Enforcement? This happens from time to time. Given the structure of how people gain admission, its likely that this will not be a totally rude surprise and you will have time to prepare for a visitor in your room. Stay calm. There is nothing illegal about getting a massage or sauna or what ever. This actually happened to me during, shall we say, a very inappropriate moment. There was a signal that I missed but she didn't. I put a towel on and sat on the massage table for what seemed like an hour. The fellow that entered the room was polite and only asked me a few questions. I complained about not getting my massage yet and he moved on. After they left, we finished up!
Finding an AMP
Go to Reports of Distinction and look up the address of the AMP you see reported about here. They are everywhere! I've found them in every major North American city I've ever visited and lots of smaller towns have them as well. A stroll through the phone book usually helps. You can usually tell by their name. It often is some Asian sounding name. Some of them use works like Spa, Acupressure, Sauna, Massage, etc in the name. Places that use terms like LMP (Licensed Massage Provider) or your local equivalent typically aren't an AMP. Though, I have visited a couple that had LMP on the sign. They are usually in somewhat run down buildings in strip malls and such. Typically, all the windows are curtained off and the outside lighting is dim.
The Internet is a great place to do your research. USA Sex Guide, Tbe Big Doggie, The Erotic Review, Usenet and numerous other sites have lots of good information. You will be able to find places that have what you are looking for and even get girl's names. My current favorite AMP girl is one I found that way.
Treat the Ladies Well
Please, please, please, do not treat these girls badly. They are people and have feelings. A lot of them are illegal aliens and spend nearly their entire time in America (or where ever) in the parlor. They sleep there, eat there, and work there. You will get a much better experience if you are kind to them.
Conclusion
There are lots of great AMPs out there. Don't hesitate to try it out.
Like Spearguy, who originally posted this link, I agree that you need to ask for the 45min to 1 hour option unless they know you and you have the time. It gives more time for the "dance," and they are enforcing the short times more often now.
I also disagree with the notion of tipping the mamasan.
LoveLOS
Member #4338
05-23-07, 08:01
I am truly fucking sorry I don't have the money or time to try all the girls in all the AMPs so I can give you a scientific comparison along with all their cell phone numbers (although if you send the money, I will find the time ;) ).
LoveLOS
LoveLOS, mi amigo, I can't let you undertake this daunting task on your own. Therefore I, the Laxman, will share your burden of compiling all the information on every AMP girl in DC. That is of course assuming that Dreamer supplies the $$ :D
SMWSLT
Lax
Everything posted below is really good advice.
Except that I do not tip the manager cash at all, ever.
Once I find a place I like I may stop by a grocery store and buy a bag of oranges or clementines or something and give that to her as soon as she lets me in the facility.
I always makes sounds during the massage. Little grunts and soft moans when the specific parts are touched tells her she is doing a good job and is making me feel really nice.
I ALWAYS compliment her on her beauty! Even if she is not all that great looking it is wise to say something nice about her face, hair, and especially soft skin.
I seldom see the same girl more than once in a row. The only exception in fairly recent history was Sue who used to be at Sakura who was just perfect at everything! But, she disappeared after all the busts went down a while back.
When the house fee is more than $60 for the hour I always complain about it and tell them that forces me to reduce the tip for the girl. Once (and ONLY once) I was able to get the $80 session for $60. The session went very well but the next time I went I complained but the price did not go down.
Lastly - if anyone has any questions not covered in this batch of posting just post the question. Know that none of the girls in any of these places EVER does anything illegal so NEVER ask about such things.
If you are nice and tip properly you will get a wonderful massage or toning or stretching session where you can close your eyes and drift off into the fantasy land we all speak of here.
JJ
I did not write this, but it occurred to me that with all the newbies asking stuff, we need some definitive general background stuff for them to read. I will also be linking to this from the Reports of Distinction so we can find it more easily.
Additional reading about AMPs in general (http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html) (quoted below) with comments by one of the masters.
Editors (LL's) notes in Red
Like Spearguy, who originally posted this link, I agree that you need to ask for the 45min to 1 hour option unless they know you and you have the time. It gives more time for the "dance," and they are enforcing the short times more often now.
I also disagree with the notion of tipping the mamasan.
LoveLOS
Sarang Haeyo
05-23-07, 12:39
Lastly - if anyone has any questions not covered in this batch of posting just post the question.
JJ
What should you do if a girl lets you inside her w/o a condom?
What should you do if a girl lets you inside her w/o a condom?
You hit it, and you hit it hard. HIHIH
But then again, I like to play with fire as well.
Freshly Snipes
05-23-07, 14:36
What should you do if a girl lets you inside her w/o a condom?Well it can basically mean 2 things:
1) She's a stupid ***** or
2) She already has 'something', so she doesn't care whether YOUR disease free or not because she's already screwed in that department.
Max Beelyun
05-23-07, 15:28
What should you do if a girl lets you inside her w/o a condom?You decline, or you leave.
Run away as fast as you can!
What should you do if a girl lets you inside her w/o a condom?
Member #4338
05-23-07, 16:41
Sorry to hear of the setting of the Sun. It was a fine establishment and the one time home of my ATF AMP girl Bebe. Most of you won't remember her but Boh and I were similarly afflicted. Nearly the same thing goes for Angel. Oh the memories ;)
Found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity but time, location and traffic made it impossible to get to Neverland or Wonderland. What to do?? Improvised and stopped at IHC where a very nice session was provided by Bibi. Solid 8's across the board with an 8.5 thrown in from the Bulgarian judge. :D
SMWSLT
Lax
Is IHC still requiring the full tip upfront?
BigTigg
Sorry to hear of the setting of the Sun. It was a fine establishment and the one time home of my ATF AMP girl Bebe. Most of you won't remember her but Boh and I were similarly afflicted. Nearly the same thing goes for Angel. Oh the memories ;)
Found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity but time, location and traffic made it impossible to get to Neverland or Wonderland. What to do?? Improvised and stopped at IHC where a very nice session was provided by Bibi. Solid 8's across the board with an 8.5 thrown in from the Bulgarian judge. :D
SMWSLT
Lax
Robert1744
05-23-07, 20:04
How is a seldom-poster supposed to earn the status to learn the location of Neverland when all these other AMPs start closing up? :)
WTF's post about Sun was dead on, I am pretty certain I actually saw him and his buddy during the incident he describes. I had the idea to go to Sun that same evening, in hopes of getting a couple more reviews under my belt, to respectfully try and earn Neverland status.
WTF and his buddy beat me to the door by about 50 yards and when I saw the lack of success they had, I knew that the Sun had indeed set.
At least I've got the memories of the famous B2B shower!
I think I've got 3 or 4 reviews under my belt, including some stuff from Rt. 1 in VA. Now I just gotta scroll back through the pages, find the master list and start over again. Who knows? I may discover new uncharted "lands."
I may end up TOFTT, along the way, but Neverland shall be mine one day!
A guy has gotta have goals, right? :)
Member #4338
05-23-07, 20:28
Is IHC still requiring the full tip upfront?
BigTigg
In my experience, standard AMP rules apply. I have expropriated the LoveLOS under-the-watch technique. LL does charge a healthy royalty but its worth it!
Me and my boys just got from a long tour of duty (see below) and are looking for a great place to get a good massage in DC tonight/tomorrow. We're in town for a few days and its been a long f'ing time!
One of my buddy's best friend gave him this website and said we would be able to find some good info. From the looks of your postings, it appears that no info is available for "newbies". I've never posted a damn thing! However, recognizing the circumstances I thought you may be able to help some vets out. Where the hell is this place with Wendy, Pink, etc?
No offense taken if you guys can't help us out. I'm sure we'll find something.
Respectfully,
SF
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=6442169
Hello Strike Fighter
Welcome home Marine
Here is some DC AMP info that was put together by my buddy LoveLOS the king of DC AMP's. I know you guys can RTFF(read the fucking form) but I guess you guys have done enough recon for a while;)
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=506815#post506815
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=356389#post356389
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=506815#post506815
Semper Fi
Big Red from Balmer
In my experience, standard AMP rules apply. I have expropriated the LoveLOS under-the-watch technique. LL does charge a healthy royalty but its worth it!I degress to never paying upfront. Only if she is 10s across the board. always say" Im old customer and pay later". Has worked for years.
PC out
Did sun really went down? Haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)
Anyway, after hearing the sad news I decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. Of couse, she did.
LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. But I m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).
Been a long, long, longggggggg time since I posted. Like many, i got freaked out by Black Wednesday and turned mostly to escorts, mostly of the CL variety, with varying levels of success. I went to some AMPs, like Sun with Bebe, which was great, but I had to go back to an old haunt that I read was back open after Black Wednesday.
Got there and there was a different mamasan, but we went thru the drill and I was taken into a room. I asked for a young, thin girl and two arrived at my door. I chose Sue, the younger, thinner looking one. The other one's name was Mickey, and she seemed nice enough, but just a tad more on the chubby side (not bad though, I'd rate her a 6). Sue had small, perky tits and a cute face that had some acne scars on it. She was I'd say a 7 or so, but she turned out being pretty fun.
After the typical arrangements, $.6 for the house, we went to the table shower where i got a thorough scrubbing but not a lot of the playfulness I enjoy (I think it was Michelle a long time ago at Royal who used to give the body to body TS... ahh, the good old days). Mickey did pop her head in - it was a slow Saturday night - and say hi, and I tried to get her to join in, but she just acted playful, flirting but not joining in.
Back in the room I laid down for a massage and told Sue I wanted a hard massage. I do like it hard, really kneeding my muscles, and she obliged. She rubbed baby oil on my back and used her forearm as a rolling pin, adroitly working the kinks out. She did this for my back, then walked on my thighs and calves, which felt great. This took quite a while, this whole massage, and it was just what I wanted. Well, that and the extras.
She asked me what I wanted after that and I told her everything of course. She left and came back with the right tools and proceeded with some light touch on my back, down my thighs and toward my taint, really teasing me to the point where i got hard laying on my stomach. Turned over and she spent some time on the Asian Rim, getting my cock as hard as it's been in a while, and then she enjoyed some deep throat action. After a while, i knew i had to fuck her and she hopped on top and rode me, not total cowgirl, but more close like GFE cowgirl. The finish was fantastic. I definitely would go back, if not just for the massage.
Sue isn't a 10, but she's cute enough to be a girlfriend type, and I enjoyed her perky tits. Others might like a larger variety.
Oh yeah, forgot to mention the tip: gave her what I thought was the customary $ but she wanted one more $.2 - what's that all about? I didnt even have any extra cash... oh well
DickAllMighty
05-24-07, 02:13
Breaking news!
It seems that Sun has shut its doors for good.
...
To another breaking news!
ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.Truly disappointing news. I've become pretty paranoid after Black Wednesday, and with that new bust up in Maryland, I don't think I'll be dreaming anytime soon. I'm really only into the AMP scene when it comes to dreams.
Rejected Monke
05-24-07, 07:20
Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.
I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .
I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.
What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.
I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.
And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.
Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.
Linkletter2420
05-24-07, 16:51
Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).
Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.
Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5
Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!
And now for a rant:
As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.
Benchseats Rock
05-24-07, 22:10
Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.
You know, whenever I get unsolicited information, I assume that it's information that I can't trust. At the same time, when I get information from people who have no qualification or establishment on this forum, I know that either it's their way of trying to kiss my ass or worse, trying to set me up. I've been threatened here before and keep my inner circle a whole hell of a lot tighter than before. I don't think that it's paranoia if they're really trying to get you. If you want to know what it looks like when they're trying to get you, keep reading.
Officer Dreams,
The plural of forum is not fora. Cops are always trying to sound smarter than they are, and the spelling and grammar and diction always give it away. I'm hungry, could you grab me a donut?
I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .
I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.
What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.
I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.
And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.
Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.
did sun really went down??? haven't been back there since last year, well, it does sux to hear another one of the better place went down. (still miss cpch the most)
anyway, after hearing the sad news i decide to stop by neverland to see the fairy so she can make my day better. of couse, she did.
LL, it was very nice of you helping out with info to our the hero who protect our country. but i m afraid now that people will use that as an excuse to get info from us (mostly from you).Sun was actually the first AMP I ever visited and to be honest was one of my favorite places to go. My first time there was the absolute best. I don't remember the girls name (actually, I couldn't pronounce it when she told it to me) but she was as cute as could be. The best thing about her was that she was totally into having fun. She let me do basically anything to her and in return she would experiment on me a bit. I'd say we both had a good time. A couple times I met with a girl named "Koko". I've seen reference to a "Koko"/"Coco" in this forum quite a bit. I'm not sure she was the same "Koko" as the one I saw on occassion was not that attractive and not that much fun, but she still got the job done.
I had read that Sun was shut down a few months ago. Not a part of the bigger bust back in the Aug/Sept timeframe. It's too bad as I enjoyed Sun and always felt comfortable going there. I would say Sun was my "regular" spot. I guess I need to find a new one now.
My "busy season" at work run from January through April (is that a big enough hint at what I do for a living? ). During that time I don't have a lot of time to head downtown. So, I found a couple places here in NOVA that could satisfy in a time of need. Obviously DC is the place to go for the best AMP service, but for those random weeknights when you need your fix and don't have time (or energy) to deal with driving to DC there are actually some good locations in NOVA. I've had great luck with a place near Bailey's. For those who have been around for a while you may remember this place as named "Eagle". The name has changed now but the services are still there. I had seen a girl named "Kelly" a couple times. She was a cute as anything you'd find in DC and if she liked you would give you the same level of service. I had FS with her twice. I'm worried she might be gone now as the past couple times I have been there they have said "Kelly no here". I'm not sure if that means she is gone for good. There is also a great place in Tyson's. I'll pass that info along soon (as soon as I can find a way to be descrete yet information enough). I have the address, condo unit and code to the gate. So, obviously with the NOVA locations YMMV but for those random weekday nights when you need your quick fix it's worth it.
Member #4338
05-24-07, 22:21
I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .
I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.
What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.
I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.
And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.
Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.
BSR, I couldn't agree more. Here is a noob who comes in asking for the keys to the city and when LL blasts him he claims to be an uber-monger from Europe. Then he finds some mysterious source of intel that allows him to boast of three highly successful AMP visits. I think not.
If I am wrong then I hope your flight back to the Fatherland was pleasant. If BSR is right, then put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.
I`ll 2nd that leave our little fantasy girls alone.
put down that donut and go out there and find some terrorists, murders, drug dealers etc.
Max Beelyun
05-24-07, 23:08
Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.
PussProwler
05-25-07, 00:01
Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).
Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!
don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.
In my experiences with Japanese civilians in both Japan and Hawaii, I have had many similar experiences as these. I don't think it is a reflection of the performance I offered. I had slept with one girl three times in two days, and the next session when I made a move to DATY, my head was pushed away from the pleasure revine.
Many Japanese are very modest about exposing their privates, even to those they are intimate with. Japanese are generally ultra paranoid about STDs. So much so that 99% of all P4P services by Japanese providers (in Japan) are not available to gaijin (foreigners).
Don't take it personally, it seems perhaps that May is just in the wrong line of work, and very unconfortable with what is customarily expected in this area. But none of this is unexpected when you are familiar first hand with their culture.
Your report has saved many from a poor performance / bad experience. It is genuinely appreciated.
-PP
BTW this forum is rockin'! I had to read two full pages since my last post. Keep up the good work DC!!
DickAllMighty
05-25-07, 00:18
Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.I don't know why some of the newbies get so worked up that they can't get some intel. I am a newbie myself but I don't expect anybody to divulge information to me. This board is useful to me in that I can use it to keep informed on closings and frequency of busts. I don't expect to find new places here. All the places I've been to, I found it either by Googling for information or by referral from friends in real life. And seriously, with no offense to anyone here, it's possible that even some of the senior members are LEs in disguise. It's not that difficult to fake a report, and it costs little money to keep a ruse going even for years, making a made-up report every now and then.
Jet Ranger
05-25-07, 06:38
Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).
Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.
Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5
Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!
And now for a rant:
As I age :( , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.
On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.
Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.
I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.
The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed!
Sarang Haeyo
05-25-07, 07:44
I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .
I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.
What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.
I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.
And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.
Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.Remember this dickhead: any man can get laid anywhere on this orb without aid of computer. This fraternity of mongers is a tight one. Consider this the DC chapter. You have yet to pass initiation. Bend over, take your beating, ask, "Sir may I have another?" and perhaps you'll be rewarded.
Until then; clean up your posts: spelling and composition are disastrous. While you're at it: go fuck your mother.
I had a great time in DC, 3 wonderful sessions .
I did not expect any other answer from you, so was not disappointed.. But luckily I did not need you.
What you seem to miss is that before you can even make one report, you need to go sdomewhere.. And that's what newbies ask.
I am not born this morning and I know the need to be discreet on public fora.
But let me say that to all newbies who are fed up to be rejected any time they aslk: PM me and I will give you the details of the 3 places I experienced, in DC, even if you have not yet posted. i woudl assume that most of the newbies willeventually post , and that will enrich the forum.
And dear lovelOs, whenever you go abroad, if that ever happens, remember that members on non US fora are much more friendly than you, and , without any rancune, I could advise you on fantastic opportunities in London, Barcelona, let alone FKKs , bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo.
Anyway, back to more civilised fora here in Europe.
Reely, yoo cumplane abaut lak uv in-tell givn two yoo abaut hour AMPs (ok, I can't keep up the comparable spelling any longer)... Let's try this again...
Really, you complain about lack of intel given to you about our AMPs. The primary reasons you have not received positive feedback in regard to your requests is your lack of contribution to the forum and that if you just invested a minimal amount of time to RTFF, you'd gain 99.9% of the needed intel to make a wise choice.
But, the thing that really irks me is that, after not providing intel yet requesting same, you say in this report that you visited THREE places and STILL do not post on them.
In the end, I am happy to see that nobody gave you any intel as you obviously have no desire to be a contributing member of our board.
Van
I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!
I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.
Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.
With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.
Bubb an Banks
05-25-07, 13:50
I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.
On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.
Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.
I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.
The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed!
Sarang Haeyo
05-25-07, 15:07
With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.
We don't need to post in a foreign language. We're FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!!, without whom you'd be posting in German or Russian.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Linkletter2420
05-25-07, 16:29
I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.Appreciate the feedback on the Japanese-Korean issue. It's too bad that the Koreans control the show because I would love to have access to Vietnamese, Chinese, Philipina, Indonesian, and all the other great Asian cultures too. Maybe places like LA have some of that because those communities are larger there.
Linkletter2420
05-25-07, 17:20
We may complain sometimes about our AMP's but California may have it worse...
Was lurking in the LA lists and saw this friggin hilarious post which I have shortened for your reading pleasure.
Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007
Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.
Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.
In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.
"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.
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I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!
I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.
Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.
With regards to grammar and language, whenever any of you can post in a foreign language as well as I can in yours, I'll consider your comments. For the time being, I can onlty express my contempt for you all, and leave you roast in your shit.
First off, I don't believe it is because you speak another language that you have no idea how to type and/or add extra letters to your words. I think it is just you are simply lazy and don't feel like correcting misspelled words after you have typed them.
Your laziness would be apparent in the fact that you STILL seem to find it impossible to post on your most probably fictitious exploits.
As far as correct spelling and grammar, my point was that you had made no effort to provide any intel to the rest of us while asking for it. And, to your retort on our paranoia, if you were around for Black Wednesday, you'd understand.
Lastly, do you really think that we'll believe that you PM'd others on your exploits? Who would even consider PMing you to request intel based upon the very minute amount of information you posted.
Next, how in the hell would you know if the guys that PM'd you were, as you said, "honest.ooking guys". Did you exchange photos over the net? I call BS on that!
So, you sit there in your European country… where our country either defended or defeated your's and hopefully, if you ever return to the greatest country on Earth, you'll be a contributor instead of a pain in the arse.
I really don’t see any reason to continue on with you and hopefully my fellow mongers will let it be. However, I just had to get this off my chest after just getting my c*ck drained twice at BT in PG County.
With you... I am through. Thanks for listening.
Van
Santeesucks
05-26-07, 02:27
I am not a frequent poster. I don't have the resources to frequent the establishments all the time. But tonight I got curious and checked out the place that used to make people happy across the street from Ford.
I asked mamasan and drew cici. Frankly, she wasn't much to talk about. I'm a buck fifty-five and I think she's probably close to that weight. Not being terribly excited, I thought I'd do some research and report back. But Cici was rather enthusiastic during the session. If you like a provider with plenty to go around, she wouldn't be bad. But she's just not my type. So instead of full service, I asked her to just please the boys with her mouth.
After complaining in Korean for about 5 second, Cici went back to work and serviced me until the job was done. I provided the usual fee and received CIM (I didn't even ask for it). Frankly I was a little shocked and a little worried that the hat wasn't on while she was speaking French to me. But I guess I wasn't worried enough.
Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.First AMP experience in DC was at IHC many years ago. Hadn't read posts on this board in a while and decided to check out Sun, but saw the posted notice on the door. Quickly retreated and regretted not going after Black Wednesday and headed for IHC. Saw sign to pay $5 for parking in the lot and decided to end the night instead. Really miss CPHC and Downtown. Always had the best experiences there. The couple of times I've checkout 1413, wasn't too happy with the selection. Sorry, too picky I guess.
DickAllMighty
05-26-07, 03:36
I am absolutely stunned by the paranoia that appear in all those posts!
I am safely back here in Europe. If you read all my posts on the ISG you will see that, if I were a cop in DC, I would not spend much of my time chasing AMPs in DC. Anyway, I will not continue this absolutely appaling discussion and leave you all to root in your own paranoia.
DC isn't exactly Thailand, Amsterdam, or even Nevada. Personally I'm glad I have the good sense to be paranoid. It keeps me careful.
Also, it isn't the DC cops that are raiding these places. It's the federal agencies that are raiding these places.
Without your contribution, I had a very good time in DC, thanks a lot, and have already shared this info with 4 nice and honest.ooking guys who cared to Pm me.So quit whining already. I found all the places I know without the help of this forum, and I'm pretty sure many people here did so as well. Hell, if somebody starts publicising the location of Neverland here, I'll be sure to actually stay the hell away from it because it would probably get raided soon after that.
OK JJ, you got my attention. It appears this place has changed over the years and I doubt I'll get much from it. But thanks for waking this old man up.
Let me guess...your guide's name was Alice?
I still recall a scene from the first porno I ever saw. The movie: Alice in Wonderland (X-Rated)...the scene: Alice Gets a Licking (literally)
http://www.amazon.com/Alice-Wonderland-Kristine-DeBell/dp/6304012462
Not quite up to the standards of modern porn, but hey...it's a classic...
First AMP experience in DC was at IHC many years ago. Hadn't read posts on this board in a while and decided to check out Sun, but saw the posted notice on the door. Quickly retreated and regretted not going after Black Wednesday and headed for IHC. Saw sign to pay $5 for parking in the lot and decided to end the night instead. Really miss CPHC and Downtown. Always had the best experiences there. The couple of times I've checkout 1413, wasn't too happy with the selection. Sorry, too picky I guess.
I haven't been to IHC in a month or two but I do recall some sort of booth under construction. My guess the parking fee is more to take advantage of the strip club that's sort of across the street (don't remember the name) than to control access to IHC. What time did you go? I usually go in the late afternoon.
Jet Ranger
05-26-07, 20:17
While in the District today, I stopped by for some needed physical therapy. I went looking for a trainer I think I had known from another AMP named Nana, but she has left on vacation. My assigned trainer was a K-girl named Sissy. She said she had arrived from Los Angeles last week. Not the best looking AMP girl I ever met, but at first glance, she seemed promising. She's about 5'3" with an augmented C-cup rack that was nicely done and a proportional figure. Her English was OK.
She insisted on her gratuity up front (a bad sign) which seems to be more commonplace in DC these days.
She asked if I wanted a TS and of course I said yes. She gave a very thorough TS and I thought I might have a great training session afterwards.
She gave an OK massage, but she was slow to remove her bikini top. When she finally did, she skillfully used her ample rack to massage my back, which was nice. She gave an above average CBJ, but vocally refused any DATY attempts or kissing. She wasn't interested in exploring Pacific Rim geography, either. Definitely not a GFE.
She finally removed her bottom and climbed on CG for an enthusiastic ride to completion.
She cleaned me up and left to get me a bottle of water while I got dressed, then ushered me out the door. Total time 45 minutes. I definitely would not repeat.
The doorbell didn't ring the entire time I was there. No wonder. Seems like the quality of service has greatly declined in this establishment since Black Wednesday, though YMMV.
LARS
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 5
Service - 5
Trusted seniors may PM me for more info if needed.
After I left, I payed my respects at the remains of the former Sun Club. Reading the eviction notice on the door was interesting to say the least. Apparently their landlord had them evicted for violating the DC municipal code. Who knew?
A bit more on my current ATF, Sunny at Gold.
So far she has cost me over $$$$ since that establishment first opened, but well worth it. She hooked me first time because she didnt ask for a tip over the standard $ for extras (she has always got a tip since).
Great spinner, 9s all round, pretty face, curly hair, lovely to talk to and spend time with. Now i'm a regular, always greeted with excitement about the coming session.
Good TS, nice and slow, with all the right areas attended to. Tried lots of different styles on different visits - her starting, me starting by massaging her, lots of 69 and CBJ, DATY, all positions. Managed to achieve mutual timing on several occaisions (no acting, but if she was its academy award material).
All in all i would recommend, but be quick, shes back off to NY soon. I have a number so will be looking up when i travel through there.
P.s. I have just done a quick trip to Philly and Boston, score one AMP and one SC, reviews in the cities forums.
Cheers and Happy Mongering,
OZMONG
I haven't been to IHC in a month or two but I do recall some sort of booth under construction. My guess the parking fee is more to take advantage of the strip club that's sort of across the street (don't remember the name) than to control access to IHC. What time did you go? I usually go in the late afternoon.It was this past Thursday night at around 11:00pm. Didn't have a chance to go back since to see if Friday or Saturday is the same deal, but I would assume it would be. But hey, $5 is better than getting your car broken into.
Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.
Member #4338
05-27-07, 10:22
Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.
Mike:
I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.
Lax
Seven Eleven
05-27-07, 10:25
Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.If you mean by next step up "CBJ", yeah. If you meant "everything", then maybe you're cheap. But either way, one reason more and more girls are demanding tip up front is due to customers shorting them. What if she did everything and you left .8.
Mike:
I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.
Lax
For a bj? I dont get to AMP's much these days, but I always thought it was 5 jacks for fs, 4 for bj, 2 or 3 for hj. No?
Jake Jj 1492
05-27-07, 11:50
Mike:
I suspect the treatment you got (or did not get) was because your tip was one Jackson short of the standard rate in DC these days. You get what you pay for my friend.
Lax
I'm sure you're right on the money with that Lax. This is not a market to try to bargain. Not to mention the marked increase in traffic everywhere with the holiday weekend and recent closures...
For a bj? I dont get to AMP's much these days, but I always thought it was 5 jacks for fs, 4 for bj, 2 or 3 for hj. No?
Like I said I am not a regular in DC. Perhaps the "rates" have gone up recently. Like LOOP VET says 5 jacksons for fs, 4 for bj, etc. Anyway, everyone have a safe holiday and still be safe.
Jake Jj 1492
05-27-07, 13:47
Like I said I am not a regular in DC. Perhaps the "rates" have gone up recently. Like LOOP VET says 5 jacksons for fs, 4 for bj, etc. Anyway, everyone have a safe holiday and still be safe.
No offense intended Mike...thanks for the report.
Loop's assessments are accurate, but there are some places that are trying to push them higher lately. With the tightening market...and no shortage of customers...unfortunately, they may succeed.
Member #4338
05-27-07, 14:10
Like I said I am not a regular in DC. Perhaps the "rates" have gone up recently. Like LOOP VET says 5 jacksons for fs, 4 for bj, etc. Anyway, everyone have a safe holiday and still be safe.
You guys could be correct with respect to rate for bj only. Never been there. My bouts with yellow fever require a full course of treatment.
Peace and love,
Lax
Like I said I am not a regular in DC. Perhaps the "rates" have gone up recently. Like LOOP VET says 5 jacksons for fs, 4 for bj, etc. Anyway, everyone have a safe holiday and still be safe.I've always had 4 jacks for a BJ. This was always pretty standard at Spa and Supra. Although, to me, you might as well throw in one more jack and go all the way.
DC Illini
Hobbyist4Life
05-27-07, 21:23
Last weekend after sightseeing around, (the 6.50 metro pass is the way to go!) I stopped by here. In my travels to DC I have only tried 1413 and DT. I have usually enjoyed 1413 in the past since it is just a short walk from Archibalds. The mamasan greeted me warmly and joked with me as she led me to my room. In came Jeniffer. (Choose your own spelling, I'm not sure).
Gave her the entry fee and got ready. A decent TS. Back to the room, and when she left briefly I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up. She briefly tried to upsell me but left briefly again and was back. The massage was only a brief finger tip light rub.
Nice but not a deep rub at all. She did give some brief AR. She stripped down quickly and I could see she
was in a hurry. I asked to massage her and she was not into it. She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed. All in all I would not recommend her. She was friendly and her english was pretty good. However, with the attempt to upsell, and the lack of massage and the fast service (I was out in 35 mins) I would not recommend her. Maybe it was just a bad night for her.
She saw I was displeased as I did not even want her helping me get ready to leave. She asked me when I usually came in. I told her at night. She said, "Night time only 45 minutes daytime you get an hour." I think she was blowing smoke. Maybe some of you DC regulars can confirm or deny her statement. I have enjoyed 1413 in the past and I will continue to moniter the board to see if anyone else has the same experience or close to the same experience here that I had. Overall Face 6 or 7, body 8 (kind of small), service 3. As the saying goes YMMV. Have fun and be safe.
Hey Mikedd,
You were at least "one jack off"... DC still has the best rates around, compared to other major cities.
I have not seen or heard of any amp's, with the standard of 4 jacks! We are very fortunate, that we still get some great looking providers and still able to keep the donations at only a "buck".
The other poster is right, about how the providers are asking for donations up front for that very reason. Cause, they have gotten shorted many times.
Well, now you know...
Peace out...
H4L
Jet Ranger
05-27-07, 22:14
Hey Mikedd,
You were at least "one jack off"... DC still has the best rates around, compared to other major cities.
I have not seen or heard of any amp's, with the standard of 4 jacks! We are very fortunate, that we still get some great looking providers and still able to keep the donations at only a "buck".
The other poster is right, about how the providers are asking for donations up front for that very reason. Cause, they have gotten shorted many times.
Well, now you know...
Peace out...
H4LI've had FS in a certain LA suburb in California where the standard FS tip is 3 jacks (!) plus 4 jacks to the house for an hour with a level of service comparable to the consistent GFEs we're accustomed to here in DC.
Once I had a FS 30 minute session during a busy period with 2 jacks to the house and 3 jacks standard FS tip to a stellar girl. What a great deal, but they had an oversupply of providers there at the time, and the guys had the discipline to not over-tip the girls. That may be one of the reason so many girls from Southern California come to DC to work in AMPs--more big spenders here.
Overall though, we need to work together to avoid tip inflation, but we should also avoid short-tipping the girls unless they really give substandard service. In CA, after they went through their version of Black Wednesday, it was harder to recruit the superstars to work in AMPs and service quality declined. I see the same thing happening here now, although there are always exceptions to the rule.
The other thing that happened on the West Coast after LE crackdowns on AMPs there is that the TS experience almost totally disappeared in some places and many places went to self-shower or accompanied standing showers. Hope that doesn't happen here as the TS is a nice part of the overall AMP experience.
Yes, we have it pretty good in DC, let's be careful and keep it that way.
Hey Mikedd,
You were at least "one jack off"... DC still has the best rates around, compared to other major cities.
I have not seen or heard of any amp's, with the standard of 4 jacks! We are very fortunate, that we still get some great looking providers and still able to keep the donations at only a "buck".
The other poster is right, about how the providers are asking for donations up front for that very reason. Cause, they have gotten shorted many times.
Well, now you know...
Peace out...
H4L
Mikedd did not want fs. If he did want fs then he would have been "one jack off." He asked for a bj only, therefore he laid out 4 jacks.
If you want bj only, is 5 jacks still typical?
Member #4338
05-27-07, 23:31
Mikedd did not want fs. If he did want fs then he would have been "one jack off." He asked for a bj only, therefore he laid out 4 jacks.
If you want bj only, is 5 jacks still typical?
No mention of Mike asking for bj only, the report was that he left only .8. Is the girl supposed to know?
My only point was that she was not upselling. If you want fs, pay the freight. If you want something less let it be known. Hell, if you only want a bj, go to B'more and get one for a quarter benjie!!!!!!!!!!!
Lax
...I put down .8. She came back and saw it and counted it and said, only HJ? (Giving the universal sign for it) I told her no. I gave the the universal sign for the next step up.
.... She got over me in a 69 position and did the deed....
.....However, with the attempt to upsell...
Not trying to argue but you guys arent reading properly. "Next step up" from a HJ is not FS, it's a BJ. You can ask for just a BJ you know. I assume his signal was some sort of hand to the mouth, tongue in the cheek sort of signal. As you can see, she got into a "69 position and did the deed", meaning she blew him. Obviously he let it be known that a BJ was all he wanted. Upsell was her trying to get him to go FS. Jeesh, I thought it was confirmed that was all he asked for.
Maybe you all should scroll down to LL's post where he quoted the AMP Guidelines. There it lists the typical pricing structure for FS, HJ, and yes, BJ's too.
Hugh Jardon
05-28-07, 08:28
I read it like Loop did. 4 jacks is fair for a BJ.
I think the short time is usual for nights. I usually monger daytimes and get an hour.
Not trying to argue but you guys arent reading properly. "Next step up" from a HJ is not FS, it's a BJ. You can ask for just a BJ you know. I assume his signal was some sort of hand to the mouth, tongue in the cheek sort of signal. As you can see, she got into a "69 position and did the deed", meaning she blew him. Obviously he let it be known that a BJ was all he wanted. Upsell was her trying to get him to go FS. Jeesh, I thought it was confirmed that was all he asked for.
Maybe you all should scroll down to LL's post where he quoted the AMP Guidelines. There it lists the typical pricing structure for FS, HJ, and yes, BJ's too.
Hey Loop Vet, were that fly on the wall I saw in the room? You have it correct in everything you said. Except her upselling was not in asking me to go for FS. She wanted the extra $ for the BJ. I refused. (Politely) She went out of the room, came back, and the rest is in my post. I am not a regular up in DC. I only get there a few times a year but everywhere else I go the rates are 60, 80, and 100. I don't think the rates have gone up in the DC area. For all who read my post and replied thank you. Everyone have fun and be safe.
Jake Jj 1492
05-28-07, 13:30
Glad that's over! Now back to more productive and entertaining posts!
BTW - Was told at an AMP in VA that they would be closed for the holiday today. Anybody heard similar things in DC?
Glad that's over! Now back to more productive and entertaining posts!
Well I think it was productive not to confuse people into thinking 100 was standard for just wanting a blow job, and that mikedd, in fact, did the right thing by holding his ground.
Just doing my part to keep the pricing structure where it should be. Apparantly the post was a bit confusing. It's all good in the hood.
My latest visit to Neverland was last Monday around 1pm (sorry for the delay, busy week). I followed my usual m. O. And called ahead. Wendy on vacation but Tinkerbelle available (not having seen Tinkerbelle before but reading reviews made me bite).
Rang the bell, up the stairs, open the door and a dude (another customer walks out with mamasan right behind him – not cool). I walk in with mamasan and another dude is coming down the hallway (wtf). I go to my room and Tink comes in, I am not disappointed. TS was great, then back to the room. Massage was great, but door bell kept ringing (even at 1pm). I knew I was going to be rushed. She started festivities with BBBJ. She started lubing up for a ride, but I asked for DATY and she went for it. After a little mish and dog, I went for the standing mish. Instead of lying on her back, she squatted down on the edge of the table and actually rode my dick while I was standing there. I had never been there before and needless to say, didn’t last long there. After hot towel, water, and neck and head massage, I was done. About 40 min in all, but it was a great 40 min.
BT
Rejected Monke
05-29-07, 10:12
My latest visit to Neverland was last Monday around 1pm (sorry for the delay, busy week). I followed my usual m. O. And called ahead. Wendy on vacation but Tinkerbelle available (not having seen Tinkerbelle before but reading reviews made me bite).
Rang the bell, up the stairs, open the door and a dude (another customer walks out with mamasan right behind him – not cool). I walk in with mamasan and another dude is coming down the hallway (wtf). I go to my room and Tink comes in, I am not disappointed. TS was great, then back to the room. Massage was great, but door bell kept ringing (even at 1pm). I knew I was going to be rushed. She started festivities with BBBJ. She started lubing up for a ride, but I asked for DATY and she went for it. After a little mish and dog, I went for the standing mish. Instead of lying on her back, she squatted down on the edge of the table and actually rode my dick while I was standing there. I had never been there before and needless to say, didn’t last long there. After hot towel, water, and neck and head massage, I was done. About 40 min in all, but it was a great 40 min.
BT
How do you find BBBJ on such a regular basis and even get to visit Neverland when it's closed? Just curious.
I tried to get an early start on the day at 11am at the SUN Tanning Salon today. No luck, I was rejected or they were not open yet.
I hope it wasn't me but just they were resting up from the busy Holiday.
Original Gster
05-29-07, 15:24
My latest visit to Neverland was last Monday around 1pm (sorry for the delay, busy week). I followed my usual m. O. And called ahead. Wendy on vacation but Tinkerbelle available (not having seen Tinkerbelle before but reading reviews made me bite).
Rang the bell, up the stairs, open the door and a dude (another customer walks out with mamasan right behind him – not cool). I walk in with mamasan and another dude is coming down the hallway (wtf). I go to my room and Tink comes in, I am not disappointed. TS was great, then back to the room. Massage was great, but door bell kept ringing (even at 1pm). I knew I was going to be rushed. She started festivities with BBBJ. She started lubing up for a ride, but I asked for DATY and she went for it. After a little mish and dog, I went for the standing mish. Instead of lying on her back, she squatted down on the edge of the table and actually rode my dick while I was standing there. I had never been there before and needless to say, didn’t last long there. After hot towel, water, and neck and head massage, I was done. About 40 min in all, but it was a great 40 min.
BTI thought I had Neverland figured out, but the place I'm thinking of didn't have steps. I keep waiting for a senior member to PM me the location since I've been a good newb and have posted intel the past few months. I guess I'll just keep paying my dues and earning my keep;.)
I hadn't caught up on the forum since last week and the last few days have been highly entertaining. The absence of LL has been a little strange, however. There have been a few hanging curve balls that he would have knocked out of the park.
I hope to have an outing later this week and will post intel. Until then. .
OG
The absence of LL has been a little strange, however. There have been a few hanging curve balls that he would have knocked out of the park.Curve balls were handled well by others. I had little to add. It was a busy week, and I am actually preparing for Vegas and a possible side trip to Nogi or TJ. Anybody wanna play?
Vet,
As usual astute reading and dividing the meaning of the post. I am in continued awe.
I think BT3 was the last person to see Tinkerbell. I attempted to go to Neverland, but the stars have faded, or at least, went on "vacation." I get the feeling our run has ended. I was devastated.
I ended up with a girl named Bebe at IHC/Mini, but this is neither the same Bebe, nor even a remote resemblance of MY Bebe, either in appearance or performance. She was on her routine, and I had a hell of a time getting her out of it. I think she is glad I did. She finally got into the DATY and seemed to enjoy the main event.
Lars:
Face 5
Body 7
TS 7
Massagi 8
The rest: 7
Overall 7
Repeat? Not likely.
I can also confirm the sign on the door at Sun. Bad juju for the spa owners there, as I understand it. I wish them well.
I decided to try an old friend, just to see if I could get that GFE I was looking for... I went to try my Thai girl @ Royal. I guess she had me confused with somebody else since it has been three months since I went with her--she thought I didn't like her, which I guess I can understand, as I have asked for other girls when she was available. Butterfly effect, and I guess she was pissed at LL.
First she offered me another girl, which I accepted, but the other girl was apparently busy because she came back. Then she said No to DATY.
All I can say is I had one hell of a grudge fuck.
Nikki/Vicky:
Face 7
Body 8
TS 8
Massagi 7
The rest: 4
Overall 5
Repeat? Hell NO!
With girls leaving town and AMPs closing, things are getting bleak in DC, but I still offer my services (along with Lax) to try every AMP girl in town. All we need is somebody provide the research grant...
LoveLOS
How do you find BBBJ on such a regular basis and even get to visit Neverland when it's closed? Just curious.Monkey, I don’t get a bbbj everywhere i go. What do you mean about visiting Neverland when it's closed? Are you questioning my story's integrity?
Crazy Dick
05-29-07, 23:11
It seems that the Sun has set on the Sun, all we have is memories.
The following are some of the good, great and bad one’s I’ve seen
at the Sun in the past few years. Maybe it will bring back some
memories for you.
. Oct 03 Tammy bbbj cbj daty fs very good
. Nov 03 Sue really big girl, one of the worst I ever had. Actually told her she
needed to be in another line of work.
Nov 03 Jenny (Laotian not Korean) rates as one of the All Time Great Spinners. I remember the 1st time I saw her. It was in the big room upstairs, back when they had a mattress on the floor. I was laying on the mattress when she came in and the 1st words out of my mouth were OMG. Great experience.
Then I took a long break from Sun, because of talent at other AMPs.
March April 04 Bebe – what can I say. Once you experienced Bebe, and her TS + you knew that you were with one of the best. I remember on my last visit with her, she said if I get lonely to come back about midnight and spend the night with her. This was just prior to her departure, Oh Well.
April May 05 Cherry about 25 all natural real gfe. First visit was early on a Monday, she was just off the plane from Korea. Excellent Bebe type TS, BBBJ, had to remind her that a cover was required for other activities. She made me realize the advantage I have by speaking Koran. It does help!
May 05 Candy / Pink – I don’t remember Candy. But I do remember Pink. After I was finished with Candy, Pink came into the room. That is the one and only time I’ve gotten a free-be at an AMP. Went back to see Pink about 2 weeks latter and experienced her Fire & Ice routing. Oh thanks for the memories.
Nov / Dec 05 Mimi – OMG Mimi words can’t describe her. She moved from the Land of Happiness to Sun. She was a great GFE every time. The last time I saw her she asked me to marry her. Oh well ! I stopped going to Sun for a long while after she left.
Oct 06 Sonya, don’t remember much about her. What I do remember was the she was a great spinner, and a keeper.
Oct 06 Another Mimi around 24 yo, with a great bod. While good not great INMHO. She had a set routine and nothing would interrupt her routine.
Jan 07 Bebe aka Coco. I’m sure I hold the record of most visits with Coco. I first saw her in the Fall of 03 when she was at Tokyo in York Pa. Then in 04 she was a Happy. One of the best what can I say.
May 07 MAY very good spinner, fun to be with.
Right now all I have is memories. Thursday I’m having Hernia Repair surgery. So I’m going to be out of commission for about 6 weeks. I only hope that there are still Amp’s open in DC when I’m able to make a visit.
Crazy Dick
First OK now Sun. I was just getting started with Ruby at Sun. She had a hula hoop in the room to the left at the top of the stairs that she would spin for me. I had to do it first but the humiliation was worth it. I here OK is open again. Anyone PM me with a favorite place to try next. Or maybe not, I could be a jinx.
Twist
I thought I had Neverland figured out, but the place I'm thinking of didn't have steps. I keep waiting for a senior member to PM me the location since I've been a good newb and have posted intel the past few months. I guess I'll just keep paying my dues and earning my keep;.)
I hadn't caught up on the forum since last week and the last few days have been highly entertaining. The absence of LL has been a little strange, however. There have been a few hanging curve balls that he would have knocked out of the park.
I hope to have an outing later this week and will post intel. Until then. .
OGSounds like Happiness Spa, LOL. No one has mentioned that one yet, all of the others have been mentioned for the most part.
Max Beelyun
05-31-07, 19:25
Went by Supra for a quick rub and tug (didn't have time and energy for "everything"). Saw "PB", as in peanut butter. Average looks across the board, with standard see-cup bolt-ons. She asked me several times when I was there last and who I saw, so they are clearly nervous.- I don't look one bit like a cop. She was nice enough, but I wasn't getting any warm and fuzzies. I should have left.
She did give a pretty good massagi, which is really why I went (back was kinda hurting). I wasn't very happy with the service afterwards. I think she was disappointed that I didn't want it all (she had given me mouthwash earlier, so maybe she was expecting more? ) Very nice hand technique, but after about five minutes, she stopped and looked and asked me why I wasn't finishing. Jeee-sus, and here I thought everything was going fine. I told her to show me her stuff and keep going, and I'd give her 20 more. After finishing up, she brought me a cold wet towel, which certainly woke me up. I wouldn't repeat with her, and I'm not sure I'll go back to Supra any time soon. Time to check out some new places, I guess.
LoveLOS is again searching for the love of his life, or another temporary surrogate. I guess we are all in shock. My foray last week was, ummmm not satisfying in comparison to what I had become accustomed to.
Today, on my way to Vegas and Mexico, I decided to try the satellite parking for National Airport (namely the streets of DC, 10-15 minutes away in traffic). I found a parking spot near 14th and Kst NW.
I thought of walking to the airport, but it became hot. I ducked into a little place beside a Thai restaurant on 14th. I was greeted at the door by a familiar face, the old mamasan, who remembered me. I was informed it had been to long. I was escorted to room 3 and while still undressing, Micky came in. She was a pleasant girl, a bit older (late 30's early 40's), with a face that matched and a body of a reasonably hot woman of that age. I determined that, despite Micky not having fairy wings, Little LL and I were going to have a good time.
Very nice TS. Asked for mouthwash. She knew. Back in the room, there were on real preliminaries, she dimmed the light and squatted in front of little LL and applied the raincoat.
This was my second round for the day (first round was prepaid -- SWMBO); so Little LL really enjoyed the extended orals. Then we switched places--her idea, to which I readily agreed. I got the first "you're really good" from her. She wanted Little LL, and he obliged. Another "you're really good!" Great exercise, wonderful aerobic lesson, ending with another, "you're really good!"
Cleanup, Coke (soft drink), hot towel. Asked for Massagi and recieved a fair one. Session went quick, I was out in 45min, but since I had decided to move the car to economy parking, I was OK with it...
Micky:
Face 5
Body 6+
Massagi 6
TS 7
Tude 9
Main Event 9
Overall 7
Repeat - if superstar is not found soon.
I'm off to Lost Wages, with a probable side trip to TJ or Nogi. Anyone want to party?
LoveLOS
CabDriver52
05-31-07, 20:06
I read it like Loop did. 4 jacks is fair for a BJ. I think the short time is usual for nights. I usually monger daytimes and get an hour.I have to agree. I've mongered during the day and recieved a longer period of time than after hours. I usually stick to evenings/late night because of when I work and traffic.
I was there on this past Sunday night and they were opened. the girl i saw was sha sha or something like that. if you are into really pettite girls she is the one to visit. very attentive to the love muscle! i'm thinking about going tonight to check it out.
Body 8
Face 7.5
Sex 8.5
Massage 8
Attitude 9
I am very curious if this could possibly be the same Mickey of two years ago? At that time she was definitely 41 she would be around 43 now. I've attached a couple old photos.
Enjoy your time basking in the sun.
Happy Hunting
AJ
LoveLOS, I was escorted to room 3 and while still undressing, Micky came in. She was a pleasant girl, a bit older (late 30's early 40's), with a face that matched and a body of a reasonably hot woman of that age. I determined that, despite Micky not having fairy wings, Little LL and I were going to have a good time.
I'm off to Lost Wages, with a probable side trip to TJ or Nogi. Anyone want to party?
LoveLOS
Moo Goo Guy
05-31-07, 20:59
If she is 41. Wow. Thats a good body for 41. I know some 21 yr olds that don't look like that.
Moo Goo Guy,
41 when these pictures were taken I might add silicon is a beautiful thing. :)
If she is 41. Wow. Thats a good body for 41. I know some 21 yr olds that don't look like that.
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