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Drunker Irish
04-20-12, 20:41
Lax. I've got a couple more numbers to find before I send you my compiled list. I know its beyond the deadline that you set, but this information will be worth the wait. Thanks. HorseWell, with the hundreds of phone numbers and AMPs within the DelMarVa area, maybe we should all get together and put them in an Excel spreadsheet so as not to duplicate names of spas and phone numbers. This would help the OP save some time on duplicates. I think that would be helpful, once the data is entered it wouldn't take long at all to delete the duplicates. I think it would be worth the extra time to do that.
DI
LumberJackR
04-20-12, 22:51
Maybe this should go in the backpage section, but I'm sure those guy check out this section. Right? I tried out this person / place. I say place because it's not your standard girl doing body rubs. I was led to an office space near 9th and M where apparently more than one girl works. When I initially called and spoke to "Vanessa" I was greeted by a very friendly woman on the phone with NO accent (not that this is a problem) and a very positive person. When I got to the location, it clearly was NOT the woman I was talking to on the phone. I know this because the two qualities I noticed about the woman on the phone were not in the person before me, yet the woman in person claimed to be Vanessa. She was fairly cute and young so I proceeded. It wasn't the best experience. The bathrooms are shared on the lower level, the woman was on her period, she used baby oil, had a picture of her daughter on the background of her phone which kept ringing, a little tummy and she answered her phone calls while working. It's one thing to have the phone ring, another to answer the calls, but seriously, a 10m conversation (of my 30m)? Listening to her yap on the phone to some guy was pretty bad. More details, PM me, I'll just say it wasn't worth the price for a rub. It's always an adventure when you TOFTT! Good luck!
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http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/o-o-o-ogreat-time-just-you-and-me-o-o-o-23/7606485
Lay back & relax while I give you a sensual body rub with my soft gentle touch. You'll love my friendly personality & sexy voice. I start appointments promptly & don't engage in any illegal activity.
Petite (34C) Hispanic girl with soft dark hair and sensual eyes. I give exciting bodywork sumptuously relaxing your scalp to ridding any stress in your toes and feet, I guarantee you will be 100% satisfied with my service! =) 202-309-6484 Vanessa.
Poster's age: 23.
• Location: District of Columbia, atDC NW Thomas Circle Convention Center
Bunker Buster
04-21-12, 07:26
Alright. Alright. Got your point and I am willing to take one for the team. It is just that I just moved here recently and doing a fair bit of research myself. I will update all with any progress I make over the weekend.Hyper, glad to see you have a sense of humor, and look forward to your participation.
Capricaone
04-21-12, 09:15
Sure. In the meanwhile I will update with any progress I make over the weekend.AMP scene in the DMV region has sucked for years. After the various crackdowns you'd be lucky to find anyone truly < 40. The better best are agencies, which actually have gorgeous talent in their mid-20s and even rarer (around here anyways) talent like Japanese. But if you are a cheapass forget it as you are looking at 2x the typical capital outlay as an AMP. Quality over quantity I suppose. Plus you have the hassle factor of working with an agency. They check you out and the ones with the best talent are super paranoid. Once you go the agency route, its really hard to go back to an AMP.
This site is full of freeloaders and trolls. I PMed some guy the other day who seemed to be unable to get over the blow jobs he used to receive at Golden Nails. I provided him with some gems, and told him that he should post results if he wants any free info. His reply was that he was unable to report his activities because it may disclose the asian agencies that he frequents and he will be cut off by the agency if they find out he has reported on the forum. What a bunch of bullshit. He is cut off from any more info from me. I am making it a rule that I do not PM any info until after I check the requestor's post history. Maybe we should all make this a rule, and cut off the freeloaders.This guy I PMed some leads to just came out of the woodwork with his sorry explanation of his nonsharing of his info with others. He seems to be alright with asking for leads from others. I don't go for it.
Mollusk Man
04-23-12, 01:40
My primary outlet is Paula's place. Recently saw Jenny there. Probably early 30s, but very into enjoying the experience with the customer, which I like. I'd call ahead to see if she is available, as talent here seems to rotate frequently. Someone mentioned Shannon earlier, and I concur. Youngest I've seen in a while and tall-specifically 5-8. I asked.
I usually don't get into the debates here, but I just wanted to comment on all the recent newbies asking for info. I don't PM too often, but this forum isn't the only source of info out there. It's a ggreat place to get bits and pieces and leads, but if you do the legwork, you can figure out what is and isn't open in terms of AMPs. Except I've never been able to figure out the escort scene at all-the fear of getting ripped off prevents me from venturing there.
Mollusk Man
04-23-12, 01:46
One other thing for folks who have recently moved to dc area-great source for non-AMP action is Baltimore and the strip. I think its worth the drive. Not sure if other folks feel the same way around here.
Anybody see her before?
http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/sabana/
Capricaone
04-24-12, 09:28
My primary outlet is Paula's place. Recently saw Jenny there. Probably early 30s, but very into enjoying the experience with the customer, which I like. I'd call ahead to see if she is available, as talent here seems to rotate frequently. Someone mentioned Shannon earlier, and I concur. Youngest I've seen in a while and tall-specifically 5-8. I asked.
I usually don't get into the debates here, but I just wanted to comment on all the recent newbies asking for info. I don't PM too often, but this forum isn't the only source of info out there. It's a ggreat place to get bits and pieces and leads, but if you do the legwork, you can figure out what is and isn't open in terms of AMPs. Except I've never been able to figure out the escort scene at all-the fear of getting ripped off prevents me from venturing there.You are less likely to get ripped off not more. There are solid agencies in this area that supply truly mid-20s talent, do so even from rarer countries like Japan, and are set up in high-end locations that are nice to drop by (no moldy, decrepit facilities). Try finding a mid-20s professional in any AMP and I'll sell you bridge. That's the rip off right there. Cost though does increase to about 2x the typical AMP outlay but you get what you pay for.
Drunker Irish
04-24-12, 09:35
This guy I PMed some leads to just came out of the woodwork with his sorry explanation of his nonsharing of his info with others. He seems to be alright with asking for leads from others. I don't go for it.Remember half this board is Uncle LEO in one size, shape, form or another.
And to others, well, you've just successfully shut down another AMP.
MrWhatever
04-27-12, 10:41
Thanks buddy. Will be waiting for your PM.This response provided some lulz.
With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.
Funny how that works out.
Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.
Member #4338
04-27-12, 12:10
This response provided some lulz.
With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.
Funny how that works out.
Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.You're right, none of the Senior Members on this board were ever newbies. We never did the research and spent the time mining the incredible information that appears on this forum. E just appeared out of the ether and began enjoying the DC scene.
MrWhatever
04-27-12, 12:18
You're right, none of the Senior Members on this board were ever newbies. We never did the research and spent the time mining the incredible information that appears on this forum. E just appeared out of the ether and began enjoying the DC scene.Listen, back in the day, it was much easier for a "newbie" to become a "senior." that's simply just the truth, because there was less "leo" lurking the forums, as AMPs werent getting cracked down left and right.
Bunker Buster
04-27-12, 18:33
This response provided some lulz.
With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.
Funny how that works out.
Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.
If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.
We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.
The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.
Nicely said BB. This is absolutely true! I'm only about twelve posts in. But because I've contributed, I've already been provided great tips through PM.
You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.
If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.
We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.
The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.
This response provided some lulz.
With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.
Funny how that works out.
Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.I am new to the area, so I spent time reading reviews and spending money to find places. I have had some hits and misses, but I do not sit here and whine about it.
It sucks when you spend $100 pn something and do not walk put with a smile on your face, but it is all part of the game.
Look on CL and BP. Make some appts and see what you find. Pay the monthly fee for other board and search the reviews. Every one of us sm's were newbs at some point. The difference is, we didn't expect to get the intel after 2 posts and crying like a school girl because you think we are not playing fair.
1 last think, if you can't afford to pay $20 to be a VIP on another board or lose $100 on a bad experience, then get put of the hobby.
Guitarman1
04-30-12, 12:47
Listen, back in the day, it was much easier for a "newbie" to become a "senior." that's simply just the truth, because there was less "leo" lurking the forums, as AMPs werent getting cracked down left and right.
No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.
The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.
MrWhatever
05-01-12, 15:09
You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.
If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.
We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.
The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"
Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.
Oh I do check backpages, and CL, etc. But its impossible to find AMP info, escort services is a diff story.
And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.
I'm not "whining" about shit, I actually deal with the fact that seniors want to be so secretive about thier info. In fact, I think I stated that "I understood why" they were that way. But at the sametime, I was pointing out the irony in the situation.
Then all of sudden, everyone gets all defensive and only reads what they want to read. Why so sensative people? What I stated is truth, and I get why. I'm not saying yall are wrong for it.
MrWhatever
05-01-12, 15:12
No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.
The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.Yea, because people with "newbie" obviously have only been a member of this board for a month. No way could they have been a member for over a year and have provided reports before. That's just not possible.
THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"
Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.
Oh I do check backpages, and CL, etc. But its impossible to find AMP info, escort services is a diff story.
And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.
I'm not "whining" about shit, I actually deal with the fact that seniors want to be so secretive about thier info. In fact, I think I stated that "I understood why" they were that way. But at the sametime, I was pointing out the irony in the situation.
Then all of sudden, everyone gets all defensive and only reads what they want to read. Why so sensative people? What I stated is truth, and I get why. I'm not saying yall are wrong for it.I have heard a number of sorry excuses for not posting from others on this site, and yours is just another one. The thing is with yall is that yall are not even trying to find out anything about AMPs on your own. This not the only place to receive info on AMPs and it is also ironical that I can't tell you because the owner of the site doesn't allow me to post names of other sites. But do some searches on the major search engines using massage-related parameters. I will assure yall that yall will find AMP information.
Drunker Irish
05-02-12, 09:13
The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.
The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.I agree with what you say, and since there are only a handful operating, there has been very little to talk about.
DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).
The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.
Bunker Buster
05-03-12, 03:35
DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).Except one who has venom and insults for those who share the fruit of decades and $$$$$$$ of experience.
You presume to know "the main purpose of this type of guides," but you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about. This is a forum for sharing, not the help desk for arrogant piss-ants who expect information from people they presume to be their inferiors. I've directly passed info backchannel to hundreds, and to thousands through my reviews and warnings over the years, here and elsewhere.
The newbie who doesn't get the information he wants within 2 posts, then calls everyone losers for not sharing with him, is a tired, old cliche. You're doing the same thing the rest of us are, but think you're better than we are because you haven't taken the time to post information for anyone else's benefit.
Nano, how many seniors do you suppose are going to help an insolent jackass who thinks he's superior because he "has a life outside mongering?" If you're too good to associate with losers who take the time to post on mongering boards, I suggest you look elsewhere for information on the hobby you're too good for.
Bunker Buster
05-03-12, 04:28
THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"
Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.
And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.
You've been around for well over a year, but your last report was in June 2011.
As to people making "unhelpful suggestions" such as going back and reading 35 pages, you left a ten dollar tip for FS at a spa, then asked for help in cleaning up your blunder.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3841-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1126228&viewfull=1#post1126228
Going back and reading 35 pages would have helped you avoid this kind of error.
About 1/4 of your post count has been discussing this topic. Try more reports and less drama, and you might notice people being willing to share info with you.
DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).I also agree with DI about a temporary low profile on posting in DC, but there are no excuses for not sharing, when you have been provided a free lead. It's obvious to me that you missed the point of the "master chef analogy". Like other no-post freeloaders you provide sorry excuses for your right to free information from this forum. What one will deduce about a master loser as yourself is any kind of importance to your life, when you can't even interpret a simple analogy and have little knowlege of the english language. Based upon your misinterpretation of the facts, rhetorical inaccuracies, sentence construction, and improper language descriptors, I figure your life outside of mongering is probably with the sanitation department.
Dirty Old Guy
05-03-12, 16:03
Guitar:
You hit the nail dead on. Newbies need to build up some "street cred" for seniors to feel comfortable with them. That means taking a few for the team first and asking for referrals second (maybe there ought to be a minimum of three new TOFTT posts for a newbie to gain senior status.... just an idea).
It seems like most newbies do want to be spoonfed and not take the time to do some research. This forum will provide all the info a newbie needs, to go to a spot to get whatever he wants, if he just takes time to RTFF.
Keep hittin it square with your hammer.
Dirty.
No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.
The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.
I think I see your point. Certainly I could have avoided injecting venom in my comments (maybe too much booze last night, that's when I normally hit this kind of site). We all have a life, and whether we are losers or winners depends a lot on what game we think we are playing. My lesson learned (as taught by you) is that this site is not really for one-off visitors to DC like myself who do not have the time to do extensive research beforehand. Have a good life, Chiefs.
I also agree with DI about a temporary low profile on posting in DC, but there are1 (202) 628-8140 no excuses for not sharing, when you have been provided a free lead. It's obvious to me that you missed the point of the "master chef analogy". Like other no-post freeloaders you provide sorry excuses for your right to free information from this forum. What one will deduce about a master loser as yourself is any kind of importance to your life, when you can't even interpret a simple analogy and have little knowlege of the english language. Based upon your misinterpretation of the facts, rhetorical inaccuracies, sentence construction, and improper language descriptors, I figure your life outside of mongering is probably with the sanitation department.
Bunker Buster
05-03-12, 23:30
I think I see your point. Certainly I could have avoided injecting venom in my comments (maybe too much booze last night, that's when I normally hit this kind of site). We all have a life, and whether we are losers or winners depends a lot on what game we think we are playing. My lesson learned (as taught by you) is that this site is not really for one-off visitors to DC like myself who do not have the time to do extensive research beforehand. Have a good life, Chiefs.There's a ton of free info for everyone, but if you want to go deeper, it's give and take, not just take. If you're a one-off visitor to different cities, post some reports on your experiences as you move around, and you'll find yourself in the position where you can ask for info before you get to a new city, and people will help you out. A standing offer to help people if they visit your home city of (X?) wouldn't hurt either.
As with a club of any kind, walking in, stepping on toes, and knocking over peoples' drinks isn't the best way to make new friends. If you come back, consider a different approach.
Good luck.
BB. Glad to see that we are back on speaking terms. I do post when I have info (not often). Should you find yourself in San Jose (Costa Rica) , Geneva, Tokyo or Merida (Mexico) , I have some not entirely uninformative posts for you on
http://www.internationalsexguide.info. They are old, but, heck, so am I. My home city (Montreal) is too easy for mongering to need introduction. Just grab a copy of the free weekly Mirror newspaper at http://www.montrealmirror.com.
There's a ton of free info for everyone, but if you want to go deeper, it's give and take, not just take. If you're a one-off visitor to different cities, post some reports on your experiences as you move around, and you'll find yourself in the position where you can ask for info before you get to a new city, and people will help you out. A standing offer to help people if they visit your home city of (X?) wouldn't hurt either.
As with a club of any kind, walking in, stepping on toes, and knocking over peoples' drinks isn't the best way to make new friends. If you come back, consider a different approach.
Good luck.
Guitarman1
05-07-12, 13:33
Yea, because people with "newbie" obviously have only been a member of this board for a month. No way could they have been a member for over a year and have provided reports before. That's just not possible.In just looked at your history. I only see 2 real reports. The rest is all asking for information or debating things. Sorry but you are a newbie. If those were 15 real solid reports that someone can verify, then people probably wouldn't have any problem sharing a little information with you. I only had about 20 reports before people shared some intel with me, but they were almost all actual reports. The "Regular Member" isn't keeping you from getting intel, your lack of actual reports is.
MrWhatever
05-09-12, 17:59
You've been around for well over a year, but your last report was in June 2011.
As to people making "unhelpful suggestions" such as going back and reading 35 pages, you left a ten dollar tip for FS at a spa, then asked for help in cleaning up your blunder.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3841-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1126228&viewfull=1#post1126228
Going back and reading 35 pages would have helped you avoid this kind of error.
About 1/4 of your post count has been discussing this topic. Try more reports and less drama, and you might notice people being willing to share info with you.Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I was a super newb back then and I had stated that. Honestly, I really don't get why everyone got so offensive with my posts. Like I said, I'm just stating how it is, but I also said I understood how. Yet you guys want to read what you want to read. Insecurity issues perhaps.
Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJ
Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I was a super newb back then and I had stated that. Honestly, I really don't get why everyone got so offensive with my posts. Like I said, I'm just stating how it is, but I also said I understood how. Yet you guys want to read what you want to read. Insecurity issues perhaps.
MrWhatever
05-15-12, 02:01
Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJTo be honest, I wasn't really "Whining" I said one thing, then said "but I understand why." Then a bunch of seniors started blowing up, So I defended and responded. That's the gist of it. But apparently I'm the bad guy.
MrWhatever
05-15-12, 02:03
Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJAlso in regards to "having a disagreement with someone then it should be handled via PM" shouldn't that apply to others as well?
Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson
Junkyard321
05-22-12, 15:14
To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).
Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.
Member #4338
05-24-12, 11:54
To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).
Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.
Lax
Drunker Irish
05-25-12, 02:07
Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.
LaxYou sure? Did you check today or yesterday? For my own reasons, think it might be true--but would like to be proven wrong.
TIA
DI
Drunker Irish
05-25-12, 09:44
I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.
Disregard my post below
DI
Junkyard321
05-25-12, 11:28
I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.
Disregard my post below.
DISorry, didn't mean to stir anything up. Indeed, I made an assumption based on a drive by-no confirmation beyond that and just wanted to suggest vigilance. I'm certainly happy to be wrong per Laxman's post.
Rosie 1972
05-29-12, 08:39
I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.
Thanks
Drunker Irish
05-31-12, 23:27
There is a place that is walking distance from Union Station, a bit of a walk, but not bad. I wouldn't walk it at night, but during the day should be fine. Its being gentrified pretty quickly. PM sent.
As far as poster "Enjoy Your Meal", not really funny.
I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.
Thanks
Geoleo2083
06-05-12, 02:19
Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?
Has anyone seen this chick? She advertises on BP body rub section. I saw her once and there was a lot of mutual touching. She has a nice ass and tits which she encourages you to play with. We ended with a HR which was cool. I was wondering if she offers full service to repeat clients or for more roses.
http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/99-an-hr-sensual-massage-o-o-35/7744102
ChrisMatthews
06-05-12, 14:17
I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about it such as the services offered there? Specific encounters would be nice.
ChrisMatthews
06-05-12, 14:25
I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about the services offered? Specific encounters especially.
I went. Great massage $40 for 30.I went to this place down at the zoo as well today. I admit, at first glance I thought Je was just unlucky. They have pretty. If older. Therapists, the therapist answers the door, they advertise "acupressure" in the CL listings right along side some of the HE places, and there is actually a woman presiding over the therapists like you'd expect a mamasan to. Additionally, a dude walked in to the lobby while I was in the room waiting for my therapist, and he seemed like he wanted something extra. He asked specifically for a particular girl with the kind of tone that implies "I heard she goes the extra mile."
On the other hand, the walls on the rooms stop about a foot from the ceiling, so your could hear if any funny business was going on, they are very visible from the street, and I got an excellent, unrushed, legit shiatsu massage. Oddest of all, they require you to keep underwear on, but then at the start of the massage pull them down to your knees anyway so they can do a good job on the lower back. My therapist was kind and courteous, but not at all flirty. Now granted, I went in expecting a legit place and thus did not pull any moves to indicate an interest for more.
Bottom line, it's a decent price for a really good massage from a pretty Asian woman. There may be more available, but it is looking unlikely. Mongers, if you're actually looking for a massage for a change, this place seems worth it. If anyone has any luck getting that HE, let me know, because I would love to have my cake and eat it.
Travel Fool
06-09-12, 01:14
I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.
Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.
Drunker Irish
06-09-12, 10:55
I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.
Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.Yup, seems to be closed for whatever reason. Multiple reports of such news.
AMPs in DC are essentially done for now. Never thought I would see the day.
DI
OverPowerd
06-10-12, 19:49
Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.
OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.
P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).
Chaio for now
I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.
Bunker Buster
06-11-12, 05:15
Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule).
I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.
OverPowerd
06-11-12, 07:04
We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.atBunker: I guess only time will tell. OK I respect your opinion even tho I think you are mistaken about me. I retract my offer "for now" (I wanted to use my finding to gain cred but I don't mind doing it the long way) and will just post my findings on the forums and we will build this relation ship over time. Thank you guys see you on the forums.
Member #4338
06-11-12, 07:14
We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.OverPowerd:
Hold your breath. We'll get back to you.
The Big Man
06-11-12, 08:34
Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.
Drunker Irish
06-11-12, 09:30
I have many mental disorders
Chaio for nowYes, yes you do have many mental disorders. You sound like my ex-wife.
You get one response to a troll from me for shits and giggles.
And not ciao for now, Ciao for good. Buh-bye.
DI
Geoleo2083
06-11-12, 13:25
Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327
I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.
LumberJackR
06-11-12, 21:49
I finally checked out TK as I'm usually not in that area. I was provided Sunny, mid to early 40's with long curly hair. I got a great massage with some back-walking. .7 house, $.0 tip. Shower is available in the hour.
Brothers,
Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.
Drunker Irish
06-13-12, 07:12
Brothers,
Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.All closed.
don't do outcall so can't help there.
The Big Man
06-13-12, 07:33
The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327
I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.I think the Van girls split up. I see the thinner nicer one is in College Park. The place in Greenbelt belongs to the heavier one. I guess the relationship soured (What a shocker) Also they are not sisters; just chicks that work together.
I agree with you though. I would hit the muscular one.
Brothers,
Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.
Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.
OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.
P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).
Chaio for now
I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.
LexLuther
OverPowerd
06-13-12, 18:48
You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.
LexLutherGuess you can't be friendly and kid around here too many tight asses LOL. As I said I am a long time admire of this forum. I would request that you pm me any comments instead of filling up vital board space with your presumed grander no one comes here to see you type drama. You guys are just making your selves look bad now LOL.
Thank you in advance.
Op
Drunker Irish
06-14-12, 09:12
I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.Its closed.
You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.
LexLutherLex, did you notice following from his post.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.This "OverPowerd" seems lunatic, he had 3 posts and he is acting like he knows everything, plus, he is giving information about a dump in Annandale. Thanks buddy we don't need you help.
Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?
Drunker Irish
06-15-12, 08:46
Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?I wish we could review something, but there is only one AMP open in DC that I know of, and its only HE Northern Virginia style everything else is closed. Only independents available, and that could go in the BP or Escort section.
Sad times.
DI
OverPowerd
06-15-12, 09:02
Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?Hey look there are reasonable people here. Finally someone that gets it. Not some want to be thugs saying mean s*t just to try to look hard on a forum. You ladies really think you intimidate me? You just lost some good Intel is all and it was free what a deal and a huge fail on your part IMO. Next time someone is offering to hook you guys up I hope you treat them with more courtesy instead of trying to show off your chest pounding cause that's so ghetto. Maybe some of you have all your connections here already but there are people that could have benefited from my finding. I know I could have when I first started out.
Have a great weekend.
GB
OverPowerd
06-18-12, 21:49
I went to check a place out in Annandale off of Backlick Road. That was closed last month due to plumbing. Anyways their parking lot looked full so I decided to wait till a few guys left so I had a cig. I should have know by the unhappy expression on the patrons faces that something was up. So after the lot clears a bit I go up and ring the bell. Tina greeted me and walked me in. She's seemed like a nice lady in her early to late forties. The body on her was amazing she's about 5' 32-34 be 22-32 Kinda had a surfers body great legs and a gentle touch. She gave me a real long table shower with decent attention to my boys I fell asleep. Then she dried me and took me too the room for a massage. Now here is were it goes from good to bad (warning "up sell" coming up). Her massage was basically a poke here and a gentle rub there boring and well I tried to make the best of it but she was just too new or maybe she was having some sort of pains herself she was also very quit. Then came the flip and she grabbed my boys and started to stroke the shaft and tip with lotion and she looks at me and says you have tip for me. I said yes baby its on the table. Gentlemen now I always leave the money on the table I don't know how you do it I just always do it that way and the good one always know. Either she was being polite or again was too new at the biz to notice my intentions but she looked at the forty and said whats this? I smiled and said that's your tip baby she then points at my mast and said "for this? Nooooo". Now I am ok will a little wiggle room so she's like I take everything off and then stroke you for 80 I'm like no sorry I don't pay that. She now backs off my man. She becomes very business forward and starts to dry my man up. I am like why would I pay you 80 to stroke me off when I always pay forty. Sixty depending on the service. She's like how much you got I said I got enough to take care of you she's like you come back next time with more money I take care of you (shit I had $$$$ in the car). At this point I'm loosing interest fast and rather let her self destruct this transaction. I'm like ok well I will take care of you next time I come here then. She gets real sweet with me but I know she wants a tip for a terrible up sell and not even happy ending (was she really going to let me leave w / o a happy?) and to be honest her poor up sell approach was a big turn off. Apparently some other girl told her I tipped her 80 once and she was expecting that too. So that is the reason for her being so aggressive over money with me. Now I have not been there for a while and I think she's using that as a line but I do frequent a lot of NOVA spa's and I would not be surprised if I was recognized by a former provider. Anyways watch out for this one YMMV but I don't like cold business manner she has. This is the second time I have had to walked out w / o leaving a tip. I won't pay for the experience she ruined by her greed. I do tip 80 but I got a lot more than a tug and Tina might have been one to go FS but I did not want to find out cause I was not that attracted to her to fork over the $$ that I could see in her glistening eyes as she talked to me about money. As I walked out she did not make a scene or call for mama san as I would expect a pro to do. In fact I opened the door to our room as I was dressing so others could her her cry to me about why no tip. I wanted to tell mamma san what happened but she seemed like she did not want anyone to know of what had just transpired and I am not one to stick around for any drama. Next time I come back there maybe in a few months after I visited a few others I will have a talk with mamma san. IMO she was new to the biz or just used to having her way with men.
Happy hunting
Asian Lover
06-23-12, 22:00
Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.
Thanks.
Asian Lover
Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.
Thanks.
Asian LoverVery limited. Go to VA or MD. There are lot more options.
Bunker Buster
06-27-12, 21:09
They're really all pretty much equally good. Be sure to report back.EJM, you've had 8 of your 23 posts deleted by the moderator, and another dozen were either overlooked, or just below the threshold of being deleted. You've put up only one actual review, and perhaps two "helpful" posts in all the time you've been here. These are outweighed by the maliciousness of misleading posts. It's also bad hospitality to abuse a senior visiting from another city.
Instead of trying to be a sardonic, witty observer of the Sisyphean struggles and foibles of the human race, an avocation at which you're not succeeding, how about grabbing an end of the rope and helping to pull some of the weight?
EnjoyYourMeal
06-28-12, 14:09
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Cpt Cruncher
06-28-12, 18:42
On Wednesday I was cruising the loop. Around 4:30AM till around 5:30AM. Nothing to write home about and I mean absolutely nothing. There were a few BSW, a HSW, and a WSW. None nice looking enough to even pump gas for me. Not that they had ugly faces but for me when you have a two spare tires around your stomach its a major turn off for me. Obviously others felt that way too as no one was going for the gold. A huge sewage treatment truck also passed through the loop but the truck was huge and caused major backup as the vehicle took up an entire lane and a half. Finally he pulled into an alley and things resumed. Still all the talent or talent worth a look was either gone or not out for the night. LEO was out but not so many, just one in a vehicle and one on a bike towards the end of the morning (As the sun was coming up).
I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.
Like much if not all of DC itself, all reports for several years now is of a drastic downsizing of the scope of the menu from back in its glorydays.
I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.
I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.DC AMPs as you remember them are basically history. Your best bet is to either drive up towards B'more or acquire another mode of entertainment.
Drunker Irish
06-29-12, 15:44
I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.
If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.I decided to check it out, and it was as I expected. Good for what it was. Sunny was the M and provider. Older, but cute enough and very skilled.
H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.
Drunker Irish
07-02-12, 00:13
H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.Thanks for the report.
No, not H&H, this is an AMP in a row house. Weird set-up, as its pretty residential and doesn't' look like an AMP at all. I stopped by once and it was call ahead, then a provider shows-up. I wasn't going to hang around outside and wait, so I left.
Member #4316
07-04-12, 15:44
Went this week for a 90min massage. Quality is just okay. Handshake only but Sofia is always reliable for a session with multiple rounds and thorough hot towel clean up and foot reflexology to finish up. 4 tip.
Incognito2007
07-09-12, 12:10
I've actually had my eye on Van for a while and decided to see her a few days ago. I called in the morning and set an appointment for the afternoon. She has a very cute voice over the phone and even gave me the address (but not apt number) during the first call. She's definitely the lady in the pics although she was wearing a robe. Sorry to say the robe stays on for nearly the entire session. She even stated that with the special (.30 off her normal rate) she stays clothed the entire time. You'd have to tip for her to even take off the robe. I opted to upgrade to her normal rate. The massage itself was disappointing. Not sensual at all, she simply rubs oil on your back and legs. It got boring after a while. I asked about a body slide but that was a no go. When she finally disrobed I was very pleased by what I saw. Flat stomach, a great ass and nice enhanced breasts. No sucking though but she does let you kiss. The HJ was average but she does make an attempt to talk dirty. It was over way too quickly though, after which she quickly puts her robe back on. I can't imagine why she makes such an effort to hide such a nice body. I suggested that she may want to consider taking the robe off the entire time but she said she'd rather guys something to look forward to. I can't imagine that she gets many return customers. I won't be.
RATING.
Looks: 7.
Body: 8. 5.
Massage Quality: 4. 5.
The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327
I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.
Just got back from WG (first time there). I asked for Sophia, but she was servicing someone else. The woman who handled me was nice-looking and sweet, but didn't want to do anything extra. Oh well.
Member #4913
07-20-12, 15:33
I posted this on the NOVA board also.
http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports
I thought it good to post here as well.
As usual, thank you & stay safe
Been seeing this ad for a few weeks now so I decided to give it a try. http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pink-sugar-sensual-rubs-9900hr-special-42/7434686
I only stayed for 30 mins but what a lovely 30 minutes it was. She started with me face down and did a soft touch massage. Then had me turn over for a body to body massage and finished with a HE from that position. Is a little long in the tooth but her body, service, attitude and hygene were great. Service was so good in fact I went back for a 2nd hour long session that same day. Highly recommended.
Cocknballs
08-09-12, 17:05
Went this week for a 90min massage. Quality is just okay. Handshake only but Sofia is always reliable for a session with multiple rounds and thorough hot towel clean up and foot reflexology to finish up. 4 tip.Do you need to know the password for Sofia? I stopped in a couple weeks ago and got her. Decent massage. Not great but not bad. But she wanted no part of extras, and was even careful to keep Jr covered the whole time. So just like BJ999 below, I left not so happy.
Anyone know what ever happen to Bonnie from Enliven Theary? She was the manager or maybe even the owner. Wondering if she is still in the area and in the scene. He worked at the Manassas spa which I think was the Sun Spa? She then ventured to the tysons area and was working at Youngs. Youngs was a busy palce when I was usually there. Sure lots of the older spa hunters can speak on Youngs.
DcFishMonger
08-16-12, 19:48
Was in the city most of today for work. Took a lunch break at Jasmine and called ahead. I noted that some said there was LEO action there not too long ago (hence the call) and MMS said sure come on by not busy. Figured ok maybe the place would be ok for a quick release before going back into meetings and showed up about 20 minutes after calling. She opens the door and says, not today sorry. Is the DC AMP scene truly dead now? The MMS / owner of Vermont went down in the last sting. MMS from Shell is gone too, hasn't called me to come by in a long while. I really miss the days when there were some RMS and AMP was commonplace. Like back when Olympic / Rio and all of it's kind were literally everywhere.
Dazed Diplomat
08-18-12, 18:07
Folks,
I keep forgetting to mention a great little HJ stress relief (pop goes the weasel) older Thai lady. Nothing fancy at all. She knows how to do a real massage which is nice, but she is truly a nut cracker.
Absolutely nothing extra. You can roam a bit, but she has been in the game a long time and will crack your nut by the time you have tried every attempt to molest her booty. She does not want the extra cash it seems for more fun.
Very basic apartment. Very basic table, but she is a nice nut cracker.
Rosslyn (not far from the Metro-Up Wilson Blvd, after safeway take left down the hill (which means you cross over Clearendon and go down that hill to where you hit Rt. 50 but you can not drive onto Rt. 50. Those old tattered looking apartments from the 1950s is where she has made her home to provide a sweet service to those who have high stress levels. I never remember the name. I just know the middle aged lady is sweet and cares about getting that nut out of me. I never see her add so I assume she is busy with a few of you all. Here you are. 571-295-3660.
Dazed Diplomat
08-19-12, 20:59
The AMP below is just fine guys. No full action but a great provider named Lo Lo will crack your nuts for sure.
703. 920. 1521
3213 Columbia pike Arlington VA 22204
WordIsBond
08-20-12, 18:19
Was in the city most of today for work. Took a lunch break at Jasmine and called ahead. I noted that some said there was LEO action there not too long ago (hence the call) and MMS said sure come on by not busy. Figured ok maybe the place would be ok for a quick release before going back into meetings and showed up about 20 minutes after calling. She opens the door and says, not today sorry. Is the DC AMP scene truly dead now? The MMS / owner of Vermont went down in the last sting. MMS from Shell is gone too, hasn't called me to come by in a long while. I really miss the days when there were some RMS and AMP was commonplace. Like back when Olympic / Rio and all of it's kind were literally everywhere.Yea dc seems pretty damn dead. I miss the days when I used to go to 1818 and there were young hot korean girls there. I was hoping TK in gbelt might be good, but had the worst luck there. Old asian lady probably in late 40s or 50's, kinda chubby, and makes snoring sounds when she breathes. Never again. Going to atl next month and couldn't be happier, last time I went young hot asian girl was treating me like a king. Hope the. See comes back alive soon.
Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.
No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.
I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.
Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?
Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.
So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy+chase&srchType=A.
Website is www.total-release.com
Anyone have any info?
Mike Pinot
08-22-12, 14:57
Went by today. Closed sign on the door. Anyone know anything?
15 min walk from Friendship Heights metro. Nice attractive voice on the phone.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy
+chase&srchType=A.
Website is.
www.total-release.com
Anyone have any info?
BravoBravo23
08-23-12, 00:19
Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.
No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.
I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.
Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?
Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.
So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.Yea, iv been meaning to try this place out, but shill not sure
Other board reports it is totally legit, despite the implications of the name.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy
+chase&srchType=A.
Website is.
www.total-release.com
Anyone have any info?
Went by today. Closed sign on the door. Anyone know anything?And the google machine comes up with yelp, which says:
From the police arrest records.
ARREST# : 101222392.
DT-TM: 29-JUN-12. 2238.
LOCATION: 4652 WISCONSIN AVE NW (H&H FLOATATION). PSA: 202.
OFFENDER: XXXXXXX.
SEX: F.
OFFENSE: PROSTITUTION (SEXUAL SOLICITATION)
TYPE: MISDEMEANOR.
OFFICER: XXXXXXX.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-and-h-flotation-spa-washington
DcFishMonger
08-24-12, 02:17
Yea dc seems pretty damn dead. I miss the days when I used to go to 1818 and there were young hot korean girls there. I was hoping TK in gbelt might be good, but had the worst luck there. Old asian lady probably in late 40s or 50's, kinda chubby, and makes snoring sounds when she breathes. Never again. Going to atl next month and couldn't be happier, last time I went young hot asian girl was treating me like a king. Hope the. See comes back alive soon.1818, that's a while back too. When did you try TK? Was there couple days ago on my way up to Baltimore for some entertainment and had a younger lady about mid to late 20s. The girl I drew seemed to shut down once I started talking to her in her native tongue. Opened up when I asked if she knew my buddy who frequents the spot. She was a 7 face and 6 body (kinda flat for my tastes). Had short kind of curly hair. Paid $.8 which seems to be in line with recent price hikes for the Mid-Atlantic region. Decent medium touch massage with very drawn out soft touch and awesome RCG to doggy to mish finish. A bit too far for to become a new go to spot. They seems to be hit or miss according to a friend that lives nearby that place and YMMV.
Other board reports it is totally legit, despite the implications of the name.Thanks E. The name is quite funny for a legit place
Incognito2007
08-24-12, 17:01
Yes. I do believe that Buena Vista Massage is the correct name. After seeing it mentioned on the board a times and their frequent posts on BP and CL, I decided to try this place myself. When I arrived I too was greeted by an older, overweight latina, however, I am pleased to report that she was not my masseuse. The first thing I noticed when I walked in is that unlike most AMPs where you never see the other patrons, they make all the patrons wait in a tiny waiting area so you see everyone else. After about 15 minutes of waiting (and nearly leaving) , I was told it was my turn and that I could choose a girl. I was told there were 3 girls but only saw 2. Both were young and fairly attractive. The one I choose was very slender with long hair and a pretty face. Unfortunately she didn't speak a lick of English so I don't have a name to provide. The massage was decent but she used WAY too much oil. Additional activities were not hinted at by her so I had to make a gesture to which she agreed to although she seemed reluctant. Her body was really nice and while she allowed roaming over the clothes she was adamant about not allowing any roaming under them. After the finish she cleaned me up but didn't make any attempt to clean any of the oil off. Also unlike most AMPs, I was not asked to pay until afterwards. I ended up tipping the masseuse an additional. 40. Her English was well enough to say "thank you." Overall the experience was decent for the price (I only spend $) but I'm uncertain as to whether I'll be returning.
Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.
No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.
I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.
Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?
Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.
So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.
Capricaone
08-28-12, 23:00
She was cheap and fun. I thought by now she'd pop up somewhere. Dc has died!
WordIsBond
08-29-12, 15:16
1818, that's a while back too. When did you try TK? Was there couple days ago on my way up to Baltimore for some entertainment and had a younger lady about mid to late 20s. The girl I drew seemed to shut down once I started talking to her in her native tongue. Opened up when I asked if she knew my buddy who frequents the spot. She was a 7 face and 6 body (kinda flat for my tastes). Had short kind of curly hair. Paid $.8 which seems to be in line with recent price hikes for the Mid-Atlantic region. Decent medium touch massage with very drawn out soft touch and awesome RCG to doggy to mish finish. A bit too far for to become a new go to spot. They seems to be hit or miss according to a friend that lives nearby that place and YMMV.Must have been mid July when I wen tto tk. I think I would've been satisfied with the provider you got over mine. I also went at 10pm
Also I went to see coco last night for the first time. http://bluegems.com/the-ladies/coco/
Was pricier than most for what you get (NO FS) , but honestly I'm perfectly fine with a HE from a hot provider than a FS from a old fat provider. She is hot for sure. Same girl in the pics. Opted for 30min. Went to the place, got mroe directions about which gate to go to which parking spot etc. Finally got in the place (it's in a gated apartment community). I left a happy man.
OldTimeAmpLvr
08-30-12, 13:31
Places like this trouble me. Always afraid of the upsell one you are inside. Do not mind the lack of FS, but do not want to be dinged to have her shed some clothing or allow for some extra curricular.
Also I went to see coco last night for the first time.
http://bluegems.com/the-ladies/coco/
Was pricier than most for what you get (NO FS) , but honestly I'm perfectly fine with a HE from a hot provider than a FS from a old fat provider. She is hot for sure. Same girl in the pics. Opted for 30min. Went to the place, got mroe directions about which gate to go to which parking spot etc. Finally got in the place (it's in a gated apartment community). I left a happy man.
DcFishMonger
09-06-12, 21:45
Must have been mid July when I wen tto tk. I think I would've been satisfied with the provider you got over mine. I also went at 10pm
Also I went to see coco last night for the first time.
http://bluegems.com/the-ladies/coco/
Was pricier than most for what you get (NO FS) , but honestly I'm perfectly fine with a HE from a hot provider than a FS from a old fat provider. She is hot for sure. Same girl in the pics. Opted for 30min. Went to the place, got mroe directions about which gate to go to which parking spot etc. Finally got in the place (it's in a gated apartment community). I left a happy man.For their rates I'd rather go to the Chinese condos or any of the asian "massage" services throughout NoVA. I actually considered trying them out until I saw the rates listed. Just FYI, try one of the Falls Church asian services, you can usually get a pretty decent massage with the finish that used to be DC standard.
Anyone yet tried out the massage services of whoever has replaced her?
She was cheap and fun. I thought by now she'd pop up somewhere. Dc has died!
Anyone yet tried out the massage services of whoever has replaced her?Standard massage only!
I found out some things about 1818. Have some intel. & willng to share with those that are actual hobbyists with a verifiable track record. Yes, I do check. Thoroughly. That probably means that you shouldn't waste my time and yours, right? Right.
CourtesanLover
09-18-12, 09:02
Checked out Buena recently due to my fetish for latinas and their sexy accents. Got there and was met by 'mamacita-san', an older latin lady, but all the girls were right there in the hall way eating their burritos and tacos dinner. Kinda weird, you would think they should have a back room where they can eat. Needless to say I was not feeling much of a sex vibe at that point. Anyway I picked jenny who I believed had the sexiest body (hard to tell when they are sitting and eating). They all seemed to be young and attractive anyway. In the room the layout was a little messy, you can tell this establishment has a lot of learning to do when it comes to appearing neat and tidy and acting professional. As in previous reviews she used way too much oil and massage was very amateurish, did not touch my butt one time, so I thought this might actually be a legit place for a second. On the flip she continued with massage and when she finally got close to my boy and he awoke she started smiling and grabbed for a huge handful of more oil to stroke him. Tried to negotiate for FS but she said she can't, she finished me off with HJ and allowed me to play with her tits, she did not want to take her tight ass jeans off but allowed roaming outside. Unfortunately can't recommend unless you like sexy latin chicks giving mediocre massages with no FS and probably no BJ availabe, did not ask about BJ. And after drenching me in oil for about 45 mins I actually had to ask for a hot towel, all she tried was some paper towel to get it off, jeez!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3276998332.html
Stay thirsty my friends.
CL
Sordo Scribe
09-18-12, 11:44
Checked out Buena recently due to my fetish for latinas and their sexy accents. In the room the layout was a little messy, you can tell this establishment has a lot of learning to do when it comes to appearing neat and tidy and acting professional.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3276998332.html
Stay thirsty my friends.
CLThose Latinos give half-assed body rubs. The one I drew wanted to upsell for a HE, then upsell again for a look-see and won't let you roam. Not going back to that rip-off joint at all.
Busternutter
09-18-12, 23:48
Went to TK last week and got (?) Tina I think. She was older and had short hair. She seemed enthusiastic when I walked in but that changed. The TS was good, but the massage was weak. First she stood on my back and did the thing with her feet on my back which I don't care for. Then she rubbed my back in a weak motion. Then it seemed like she was just leaning on different parts of my back with her forearms. She claimed that was a deep tissue massage. Then somehow she convinced me to give her a massage. I showed her how a massage should be done and she really seemed to enjoy it. I massaged her ENTIRE body over and over. Finally she was ready to finish up and she asked how much will I give her. I told her a total of 1. 7 she kept saying 1. 9 I told her I'm charging her for my massage so my total came out to 1. 7 and she treated me like they do in DC. Then when I finished we just layed there and she fell asleep. WTF I mean snoring and everything. I had to be in there for at least 1hr 50 mins total before mamasean finally knocked on the door. So they definitely didn't short me on the time. I will repeat, but with a different provider.
BenjaminSkully
09-20-12, 15:54
Checked out Buena recently due to my fetish for latinas and their sexy accents. Got there and was met by 'mamacita-san', an older latin lady, but all the girls were right there in the hall way eating their burritos and tacos dinner. Kinda weird, you would think they should have a back room where they can eat. Needless to say I was not feeling much of a sex vibe at that point. Anyway I picked jenny who I believed had the sexiest body (hard to tell when they are sitting and eating). They all seemed to be young and attractive anyway. In the room the layout was a little messy, you can tell this establishment has a lot of learning to do when it comes to appearing neat and tidy and acting professional. As in previous reviews she used way too much oil and massage was very amateurish, did not touch my butt one time, so I thought this might actually be a legit place for a second. On the flip she continued with massage and when she finally got close to my boy and he awoke she started smiling and grabbed for a huge handful of more oil to stroke him. Tried to negotiate for FS but she said she can't, she finished me off with HJ and allowed me to play with her tits, she did not want to take her tight ass jeans off but allowed roaming outside. Unfortunately can't recommend unless you like sexy latin chicks giving mediocre massages with no FS and probably no BJ availabe, did not ask about BJ. And after drenching me in oil for about 45 mins I actually had to ask for a hot towel, all she tried was some paper towel to get it off, jeez!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3276998332.html
Stay thirsty my friends.
CLWhat was the total damages?
CourtesanLover
09-21-12, 14:44
What was the total damages?.6 / hr for massage and. 4 for HJ
WordIsBond
09-26-12, 19:23
For their rates I'd rather go to the Chinese condos or any of the asian "massage" services throughout NoVA. I actually considered trying them out until I saw the rates listed. Just FYI, try one of the Falls Church asian services, you can usually get a pretty decent massage with the finish that used to be DC standard.I'll def try out some nova AMPs for sure. I might even give TK aanother go, but maybe I'll just go earlier.
DcFishMonger
09-27-12, 02:40
I'll def try out some nova AMPs for sure. I might even give TK aanother go, but maybe I'll just go earlier.I hate to say this about a place I highly recommended previously, but avoid TK as the level of provider is currently not worth the time or money. Went back recently (been a little under a week) and had to get MMS involved as the girl apparently thought it would be a good idea to give me attitude for some crazy reason. I tend to be very polite especially if I've frequented an establishment enough for the owner to know me, but this new provider who was definitely a 6 overall at best copped a major attitude from the start. Constant be! Tc* and cursing about patrons and possibly even me during the whole ordeal. Couldn't really understand as she was muttering and mumbling the whole the* time. When the massage ended I got up, got dressed and got ready to leave. She actually had the nerve to throw a fit when I even left 0. 1 for the half-assed rubbing of her hands over my back just being the nice customer I am. That's when I asked the owner what happened to service and quality of providers and the provider was like,"Oh, sh! T!" as she realized I understood most of what she said. I walked out to the sweet sounds of MMS screaming at her.
If AMPs are your thing look for providers on Eros. Higher prices but usually much better girls and service.
I hate to say this about a place I highly recommended previously, but avoid TK as the level of provider is currently not worth the time or money. Went back recently (been a little under a week) and had to get MMS involved as the girl apparently thought it would be a good idea to give me attitude for some crazy reason. I tend to be very polite especially if I've frequented an establishment enough for the owner to know me, but this new provider who was definitely a 6 overall at best copped a major attitude from the start. Constant be! Tc* and cursing about patrons and possibly even me during the whole ordeal. Couldn't really understand as she was muttering and mumbling the whole the* time. When the massage ended I got up, got dressed and got ready to leave. She actually had the nerve to throw a fit when I even left 0. 1 for the half-assed rubbing of her hands over my back just being the nice customer I am. That's when I asked the owner what happened to service and quality of providers and the provider was like,"Oh, sh! T!" as she realized I understood most of what she said. I walked out to the sweet sounds of MMS screaming at her.
If AMPs are your thing look for providers on Eros. Higher prices but usually much better girls and service.Are you talking about the TK in Laurel, Maryland?
LexLuther
DcFishMonger
10-12-12, 00:08
Are you talking about the TK in Laurel, Maryland?
LexLutherI thought that was Greenbelt. Pretty much same thing, not trying to be a smart ass but believe we're thinking of same spot. Was there recently and MMS asked me come back 1 hour and I decided no thanks. Wonder if they got any new talent.
WordIsBond
10-12-12, 00:14
Places like this trouble me. Always afraid of the upsell one you are inside. Do not mind the lack of FS, but do not want to be dinged to have her shed some clothing or allow for some extra curricular.Trust me nothing to upsell about. She's in her bikini when she opens the door, and she takes it off once you get seated. BTW, I was in a room with a couch so there's no massage except her just touching you around while you're seated in the couch. I did roam but once I tried to sneak in and she said can't go in. LOL.
I thought that was Greenbelt. Pretty much same thing, not trying to be a smart ass but believe we're thinking of same spot. Was there recently and MMS asked me come back 1 hour and I decided no thanks. Wonder if they got any new talent.You are right Mr. DCFishMonger. Thanks for the correction.
LexLuther
Hey DC mongers,
It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.
If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.
Gracias,
LL
Hey DC mongers,
It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.
If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.
Gracias,
LLThe DC AMP scene has been nuked. It no longer exists. Some guys a lot closer to the scene than me might know of some UTR activities, but these days, I have to drive north about an hour. Will PM when I get a minute.
Drunker Irish
10-20-12, 09:35
Hey DC mongers,
It's been a while on the sidelines. I have a surprise trip to DC on Saturday (10/20) & I have yellow fever, real bad. With a three year hiatus, needless to say my list of AMPs is out of date.
If any have compassion on an old senior, I would love some current intel on FS MP in DC.
Gracias,
LLGot your back PM sent.
Fellow deviants,
I'm looking for a good massage spot in or around Chinatown where I can get at least a BJ for little damage. Please PM me to keep the place safe.
Thanks,
Rodeo
Caught this post on BP. Called- appears it's. .8 / hhr. 1.0 / hr. Located by convention center.
Anyone been?
http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blue-nile-spa-_-_-_-visit-us-and-find-out/9040192
Anyone seen her? Could not find any reviews and that always worries me a bit.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3356229937.html
You can pm as well if you would feel more comfortable
Anyone seen her? Could not find any reviews and that always worries me a bit.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3356229937.html
You can pm as well if you would feel more comfortableI've attempted scheduling with her twice in the past, and both times she flaked. First time she didn't provide me with an address that we agreed she would text- never answered despite several calls prior to the appointment. I rescheduled the following week, she gave me the address, and when I made my way to her place, she wasnt home. 0 for 2, so I didn't try again.
She's been around for awhile. In the past I saw positive reviews- nice person, decent massage- when she keeps an appointment, that is.
Bunker Buster
10-23-12, 16:33
Caught this post on BP. Called- appears it's. .8 / hhr. 1.0 / hr. Located by convention center.
Anyone been?
http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blue-nile-spa-_-_-_-visit-us-and-find-out/9040192Once again, it's necessary to explain to a lurker and first-time poster that this isn't the Help Desk, or the free Tourist Information Bureau.
Now RTFF, do some homework, do some legwork, and make some contributions.
Once again, it's necessary to explain to a lurker and first-time poster that this isn't the Help Desk, or the free Tourist Information Bureau.
Now RTFF, do some homework, do some legwork, and make some contributions.Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.
BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.
There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."
Bunker Buster
10-23-12, 21:21
Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.
BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.
There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."It's to SHARE info. When you've posted a fraction of the hundreds of reviews of girls I've spent my own money seeing, reports of flakes or unpleasant girls I've wasted my own time and money on, hundreds more warnings of fake ads ad fake pix, tips on how to maximize good experiences and minimize bad ones, and hundreds more back-channel tips and suggestions, and referrals, your opinion about me might have a modicum of credibility.
Until then, you're the bum standing outside 7-11 asking for handouts, grousing at the hard-working people who don't appreciate your freeloading.
Drunker Irish
10-23-12, 22:04
You have three posts. One to ask for info and one to *****. Were you also a community organizer or cop.
Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.
BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.
There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."
You have three posts. One to ask for info and one to *****. Were you also a community organizer or cop.And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.
I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.
This place is decent. Usually 2 on duty. Mid to late 30s, but still attractive and friendly I go on lunch break while at work, but apparently that's rush hour for them. Best to go earlier or later. Standard rates. $60half or $80 for fullhr. Not FS though, only HJ. Above DC Thai restaurant. Go alone though. I noticed that they don't like if you bring a buddy.
If someone could PM me with the location of a FS AMP I'd appreciate it.
A personal favorite of mine is Peach Spa. It's near Springfield / Annandale on Backlick Road. Women are fun and you can suck on them. No FS however. Only HJ. Massages are great. Standard rates $60 for half and $80 for full hour massage. If you tell them up front you'll tip 50 bux they'll get full nude, oil you up, and slide up and down your body. Not sure how much longer it will be open though. Looks like it might get busted.
http://annandale.patch.com/articles/former-annandale-massage-parlor-owner-pleads-guilty-to-prostitution-money-laundering
Gorgeous petite latina with good hands. HJ or Nude HJ only.
http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/caramel-latina-luxurious-bodyrub-23/8541433
DcFishMonger
10-26-12, 16:05
And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.
I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.Just out of curiosity, why is it that you feel noobs are flamed? I've yet to be flamed or chastised and same goes for some friends in a nearby location. None of us are senior members. We've put in the leg work, time and money in order to do our own research. If you want information you need to understand that anyone is going to be hesitant to share with a new member with few real posts / reviews. There is LE lurking everywhere. Despite what we all would like to believe, they're highly trained and well equipped to catch us as we partake in our favorite hobbies. It's as everyone has pretty much emphasized you need to share a good deal of information / have real intel that proves you're not some greedy lurker in order to get intel.
Well wish you best regardless and to everyone who is here for the right reasons: 1) Sharing intel with those who have shared interests 2) Finding those ATFs 3) Getting your money's worth.
Stay safe and GLHF!
Drunker Irish
10-26-12, 20:04
And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.
I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.Try providing a positive review or give a Senior some good info backchannel. So they'll get your back on the board. I can post dozens of reviews on how providers haven't returned calls or flaked. BB has been helpful online and offline, so far you've just bitched in every single one of your four posts, including your 'review'. So you're 4:4 for being a negative nancy.
http://annandale.patch.com/articles/former-annandale-massage-parlor-owner-pleads-guilty-to-prostitution-money-launderingAfter reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.
After reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.Noted. Still trying to learn the ropes and provide intel so I can get some in return.
Drunker Irish
10-28-12, 00:08
Noted. Still trying to learn the ropes and provide intel so I can get some in return.You're doing great, thanks for the info.
H&H Floatation has a hand written sign out frount that it is closed. Permanently? Any intel on reason for closing? It has been one of my favs since 1991.
Mdterpfan8152
10-29-12, 20:59
Is it not great that our federal gov't has multiple resources to pour into this investigation but can't (for whatever reason) protect our diplomats overseas.
After reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.
Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place, or know anything about it? If so please inbox me.
Thanks!
H&H Floatation has a hand written sign out frount that it is closed. Permanently? Any intel on reason for closing? It has been one of my favs since 1991.The discussion is two pages back.
Anybody try this place yet?
http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-and-thai-massage-therapists-meet-1st-time-clients-at-79hr/8998827
Anybody try this place yet?
http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinese-and-thai-massage-therapists-meet-1st-time-clients-at-79hr/8998827Regular Spa
New in town, looking for HD near Dupont, or K St will be great.
Thanks all.
New in town, any good HD spa close to Dupont or K St?
Thanks all.
This place is decent. Usually 2 on duty. Mid to late 30s, but still attractive and friendly I go on lunch break while at work, but apparently that's rush hour for them. Best to go earlier or later. Standard rates. $60half or $80 for fullhr. Not FS though, only HJ. Above DC Thai restaurant. Go alone though. I noticed that they don't like if you bring a buddy.
If someone could PM me with the location of a FS AMP I'd appreciate it.Should I call or just walk in?
Either / or. I've been shot down a few times on Walk In attempts since too busy, so if you'll be at an inconvenience, then you should probably call ahead of time.
Should I call or just walk in?
Based on my observations a few weeks ago, doesn't look like this place is open anymore.
Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place, or know anything about it? If so please inbox me.
Thanks!
After reading this, don't if it was wise to provide all that info in your post, BV. Jut the link and "a possible body slide for. 5" would suffice for those brave spirits. But I guess it is what it is.Interesting article. So it looks as though there might be more going on in these parlors than the famed "standard NOVA finish." What's up with that?
LexLuther
Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place, or know anything about it? If so please inbox me.
Thanks!1818 new york its been there 20 years, upstairs above a bar, full menu with all the extras,
Interesting article. So it looks as though there might be more going on in these parlors than the famed "standard NOVA finish." What's up with that?
LexLutherThere's always been a handful where more was going on, at least from time to time. Still is, but, as always, YMMV.
Deviled Egg
12-12-12, 16:43
How is that Mini Health Club? The only time I went by there they were closed and told me to call back later. Is it worth it?
Thenocturnal
12-14-12, 22:27
How is that Mini Health Club? The only time I went by there they were closed and told me to call back later. Is it worth it?1) I'm guessing (INI) = (I and I) thanks to the craptastic spell checker on this system.
I have no recent info, I moved 10 years ago and it is no longer easy to visit, so I've not been there since; but for the prior 10 years it was my favorite spot.
It tended to keep later than normal hours, but they were frequently erratic even back then.
-.
I'm in a story telling mood, so I'll relate one amusing event there.
Once upon a time I visited IHC / Mini and found a police officer sitting behind the front desk along with the guy that normally handled the register. I assumed this was a harassment technique, so in the same sense that hitting the brake lights is taken by a speed trap as an admission of guilt, I felt that backing out would 'imply' that something untoward was going on. I knew the police couldn't possibly have the budget to keep it up forever, but knew the establishment needed to maintain cashflow or the tactic would work. So I went forward and reconciled myself to a good argument, I mean massage, and nothing else. After being taken to the shower and steam room, events transpired the way they always had, without regard to the presence in the front lobby. I exited the establishment, the officer nodded at me as I exited and I said good night.
Not long afterwards I encountered a news story, earlier in the week before my visit one of the downtown parlours had someone break in and kill one of the girls;
This goes in my book as one of the very few first person examples that police are not _always_ pond scum.
I'm very glad they actually took steps to keep these nice ladies safe.
I wish they demonstrated that level of morality and humanity all the time.
Bukowskichuck
12-15-12, 13:21
1) I'm guessing (INI) = (I and I) thanks to the craptastic spell checker on this system.
I have no recent info, I moved 10 years ago and it is no longer easy to visit, so I've not been there since; but for the prior 10 years it was my favorite spot.
It tended to keep later than normal hours, but they were frequently erratic even back then.
.
I'm in a story telling mood, so I'll relate one amusing event there.
Once upon a time I visited IHC / Mini and found a police officer sitting behind the front desk along with the guy that normally handled the register. I assumed this was a harassment technique, so in the same sense that hitting the brake lights is taken by a speed trap as an admission of guilt, I felt that backing out would 'imply' that something untoward was going on. I knew the police couldn't possibly have the budget to keep it up forever, but knew the establishment needed to maintain cashflow or the tactic would work. So I went forward and reconciled myself to a good argument, I mean massage, and nothing else. After being taken to the shower and steam room, events transpired the way they always had, without regard to the presence in the front lobby. I exited the establishment, the officer nodded at me as I exited and I said good night.
Not long afterwards I encountered a news story, earlier in the week before my visit one of the downtown parlours had someone break in and kill one of the girls;
This goes in my book as one of the very few first person examples that police are not _always_ pond scum.
I'm very glad they actually took steps to keep these nice ladies safe.
I wish they demonstrated that level of morality and humanity all the time.FYI. I the murder you are referring to was at a spa allegedly in DC on Vermont Ave and it got a lot of press. This was back in the 1990s. As I recall one of the girls was alledgedybeing stalked by a monger and when she rebuffed him he came in and killed her; there are likely old posts here referring to it as many mongers knew the girl. It was covered in the Post. The police you refer to who were sitting out front were almost certainly not involved in a sting; DC police can accept private security gigs and the police were ironically hired by a few spas afterwards due to fear caused by the murder. But, as mongers know, LE are almost always the best customers of the spas. There have been a few articles on LE allegedly giving advance word to spas about busts in exchange for free sex; this happened at a spa on 11th street but when the mamsan tried to bribe an honest cop she was busted.
1818 new york its been there 20 years, upstairs above a bar, full menu with all the extras,It is Christmas Eve at 3am, I just decided to give these guys a call out of curiosity.
This is one of the few AMPs (if you can call it that) in DC that I have not been to.
She had a long conversation with me, said that sometimes they are closed for whole weeks at a time.
I know that many people have had nice times here, supposedly at one point the best looking ladies in DC could be found there.
I think times have changed, she told me business is slow and they expect to close in the new year. Probably about time.
Of course it has been a few years since I have been to an AMP and I probably will not be going back.
Just thought I would report on 1818. Part of the DC legend that will likely soon be alive only in our memories.
She went back to west coast. Lost the place because she wasn't paying some of the bills. That's what I heard tonight.
Funny that some are bringing up &45208; &48708; . That was the name she used. Saw her back then twice. I was very attached to her. I believe she was drawn to / appreciative of me, as well. I COULD NOT BELIEVE that she was the one killed. Broke my heart. Could understand why others were attached to her, as well. Damn shame they had to be crazy. I think about her every so often. Like when you post stories about her passing. I won't ever forget her. Our time was brief. She was a beautiful soul. Damn shame. Always be as compassionate as you can be for those who are put into this line of work. Nobody says they want to grow up to be a massage girl when they are young.
Anyway, on a different note, one of Paula's former girls is now in Springfield for a limited time. She keeps hinting at me marrying her. If I wasn't already married, I would be doing more than hinting back. Hell, maybe I will anyway. What do you suppose the odds are for a marriage to work out between a massage girl and a client? Are there examples of it working out?
It is Christmas Eve at 3am, I just decided to give these guys a call out of curiosity.
This is one of the few AMPs (if you can call it that) in DC that I have not been to.
She had a long conversation with me, said that sometimes they are closed for whole weeks at a time.
I know that many people have had nice times here, supposedly at one point the best looking ladies in DC could be found there.
I think times have changed, she told me business is slow and they expect to close in the new year. Probably about time.
Of course it has been a few years since I have been to an AMP and I probably will not be going back.
Just thought I would report on 1818. Part of the DC legend that will likely soon be alive only in our memories.Are you saying that 1818 is still open? I've been by a couple of times and figured that they had been shut down along with most of the rest of DC. I'd appreciate a PM with details, especially when I'm likely to find them open.
DcFishMonger
01-10-13, 22:05
Are you saying that 1818 is still open? I've been by a couple of times and figured that they had been shut down along with most of the rest of DC. I'd appreciate a PM with details, especially when I'm likely to find them open.1818 as stated by previous posters is hit or miss. They aren't shut down for good, but due to lack of talent they may or may not be able to service you. I swung by there last weekend and was told come back later. I didn't bother as it was still early enough that there were too many passerby and something just felt off about the place. DC still has locations that offer the services of the past, but truly it's a matter of if they have employees and your luck.
Stay safe & GLHF!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3547216301.html
Anybody ever try? Pm me if needed.
I believe her name is Lynn.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3551841493.html
Older woman (mid to late 40's). On the heavier side. Good massage, but not sure I would return.
Sm can pm for more details
JankMonster
01-17-13, 13:54
You provided all the info I needed to know. Thank you!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3551841493.html
Older woman (mid to late 40's). On the heavier side. Good massage, but not sure I would return.
Sm can pm for more details
After 20+ years, there looks to be no recovery. Leasing signs up, including one hanging over the business sign outside.
And the google machine comes up with yelp, which says:
From the police arrest records.
ARREST# : 101222392.
DT-TM: 29-JUN-12. 2238.
LOCATION: 4652 WISCONSIN AVE NW (H&H FLOATATION). PSA: 202.
OFFENDER: XXXXXXX.
SEX: F.
OFFENSE: PROSTITUTION (SEXUAL SOLICITATION)
TYPE: MISDEMEANOR.
OFFICER: XXXXXXX.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-and-h-flotation-spa-washington
Anybody seen her?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3599997201.html
MrWilliams
02-08-13, 21:12
Still the business! Was there a few weeks ago after they closed for a few. Had me worried! Since the DC scene dried up, this place has been heaven!
I still remember my first AMP experience at the Royal Spa right across the street from Fords Theater near the FBI building. Then the Orange Spa. Sad that the DC scene is now dead!
WheresTheFun
02-11-13, 00:46
Saw her this weekend. Great massage, nothing else offered.
Anybody seen her?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/thp/3599997201.html
Thenocturnal
02-12-13, 08:44
After 20+ years, there looks to be no recovery. Leasing signs up, including one hanging over the business sign outside.More than 20 years.
They may not have been providing extra services back then, but they advertised their flotation tank services on the radio back in the late 70's.
Hi,
I have seen tons of ads for this place on BP they go back and forth between Md and Va mostly in Va. I was wondering if any body had seen any of the providers.
http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/magic-spa-27/9465727
Legaleagle1994
03-11-13, 16:14
I ran into an old friend this weekend and like the idiot that I am (I was in a hurry) I did not get to talk to him much other than to hear him say that their are a few newer places in the Bethesda / Rockville area offering a nice massages with limited extra's.
If anyone has this info and would be willing to send it to me privately, I have a another site acct under this name or I suppose you could leave me a private message on here. Hopefully I will get it.
Thanks in advance,
Legaleagle1994
Hi,
I have seen tons of ads for this place on BP they go back and forth between Md and Va mostly in Va. I was wondering if any body had seen any of the providers.
http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/magic-spa-27/9465727Stay away.
http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/matureand-experienced-woman-catering-to-mature-discreeet-men-only-in-private-residence-41/9213588
She goes by the name Tamera.
PM please. Will share report privately.
Pleasure Giveh
04-23-13, 06:58
I am in town for tonight only and would love to find a decent massage with a happy ending near my hotel or close to a Metro station. I am staying on 22nd NW near M St.
I have looked through the forum but I don't know all of the areas and some postings don't say what part of town they are in for example 1818 New York. Is that NW or NE?
I am a senior member and would be glad to help anyone out with info on the Des Moines ares. PM any available info please.
Thanks for your help.
Stealth Mode
04-23-13, 13:17
I am in town for tonight only and would love to find a decent massage with a happy ending near my hotel or close to a Metro station. I am staying on 22nd NW near M St.
I have looked through the forum but I don't know all of the areas and some postings don't say what part of town they are in for example 1818 New York. Is that NW or NE?
I am a senior member and would be glad to help anyone out with info on the Des Moines ares. PM any available info please.
Thanks for your help.Your best bet is to go to the bodyrubs section on Backpage. Some girls may even do an outcall.
DigitalWindow
04-25-13, 16:00
I went to this place last week for a good massage and happy ending. They charged me $90 for the massage and said they don't do happy endings. They were also very rude and did not do a good job on the massage. Just medium touch and no deep muscle massage at all.
DigitalWindow
04-25-13, 16:06
I was in need of a good massage and happy ending and had just had a bad experience at another massage palor.
I found this place called Green Center Spa off of Duke St in Alexandria. They were very friendly from the moment I got there until I left. There was no rushing. Very good deep tissue massage and the girl kept asking me if it was too soft or too hard. Very attentive to my needs. She did a very good job and the ending was superb!
I will be going back often. I hope they stay around.
Back in DC for a couple weeks. I hate the AMP scene has dried up so much here since even 2009. I used to have good times on M Street just below DuPont. Is there nothing left there? Is my best option now an outcall provider? Anyways for Asian outcall? Thanks!
BeijingBob
04-29-13, 17:14
I was in need of a good massage and happy ending and had just had a bad experience at another massage palor.
I found this place called Green Center Spa off of Duke St in Alexandria. They were very friendly from the moment I got there until I left. There was no rushing. Very good deep tissue massage and the girl kept asking me if it was too soft or too hard. Very attentive to my needs. She did a very good job and the ending was superb!
I will be going back often. I hope they stay around.All the references I see are to not HE just regular finish (e. G, no finish, no finale.)
So in addition to already otherwise looking like a shill, I am a bit suspect of your post. But would definitely trying to find something to replace the fun once had at MWC and others now turned lame.
Ginger Man
04-30-13, 11:31
Back in DC for a couple weeks. I hate the AMP scene has dried up so much here since even 2009. I used to have good times on M Street just below DuPont. Is there nothing left there? Is my best option now an outcall provider? Anyways for Asian outcall? Thanks!The only old DC style AMPs left are in Maryland, between DC and Charm City. You might look for something in Greenbelt. There are good Chinese places up by BWI. But DC, alas, that party is over.
Check the Maryland boards if you can get up that way.
Member #4316
04-30-13, 13:54
All the references I see are to not HE just regular finish (e. G, no finish, no finale.)
So in addition to already otherwise looking like a shill, I am a bit suspect of your post. But would definitely trying to find something to replace the fun once had at MWC and others now turned lame.I've been there twice thus far and HE both times. Maggie was phenomenal on a relative basis, probably one of the most enthusiastic HJs ever. Two shots on goal both times. She took her shirt off and wasnt shy about letting me roam all over. I'll try for more if she's still there next time I'm on the neighborhood. I suspect she might be a temp though based on chat with Linda afterward.
Horny Dog #2
05-04-13, 17:43
I'm hoping that my fellow mongers in the Washington DC area can help me out.
I'm from the Chicago area, but will be travelling to DC this summer.
One of my ATF's that used to work in a spa in the Chicago area left 1-2 years ago. A fellow monger that also knew this girl PM'd me (a year ago) that before this girl left the spa in the Chicago area, he learned that she was heading to Magical Touch in Woodbridge, VA. I would love to go see this girl while I am in DC, but I'm not sure if Magical Touch is still around (or, if it is, if my ATF girl is still there). I searched this thread and found only a few mentions, none of which were recent. I Googled "Magical Touch", and found an address and phone number for the place (and some old reviews) , but when I tried calling the number I got a message that the number had been disconnected. I fear that this means that Magical Touch has closed down, and my odds of finding my ATF girl are rather low.
Does anyone here know if Magical Touch is still around? If yes, does anyone have a current phone number?
Horny Dog #2
05-05-13, 11:33
I'm hoping that my fellow mongers in the Washington DC area can help me out.
I'm from the Chicago area, but will be travelling to DC this summer.
One of my ATF's that used to work in a spa in the Chicago area left 1-2 years ago. A fellow monger that also knew this girl PM'd me (a year ago) that before this girl left the spa in the Chicago area, he learned that she was heading to Magical Touch in Woodbridge, VA. I would love to go see this girl while I am in DC, but I'm not sure if Magical Touch is still around (or, if it is, if my ATF girl is still there). I searched this thread and found only a few mentions, none of which were recent. I Googled "Magical Touch", and found an address and phone number for the place (and some old reviews) , but when I tried calling the number I got a message that the number had been disconnected. I fear that this means that Magical Touch has closed down, and my odds of finding my ATF girl are rather low.
Does anyone here know if Magical Touch is still around? If yes, does anyone have a current phone number?Since I posted this yesterday, I learned that Magical Touch did indeed shut down. (which I figured was a strong possibility when the phone number was disconnected.)
Short notice trip to DC without much time to prepare. Open source search seems to indicate not much viable for MP in DC itself. Will be staying within the city limits with no car. Any suggestions would be helpful. PM response preferred.
Thanks,
Z
I went to 1818 ny ave long time ago. Does 1818 still open? Thanks
I went to 1818 ny ave long time ago. Does 1818 still open? ThanksReport back with the details thanks
DigitalWindow
06-13-13, 14:04
I have back problens and have to see the chiropractor often. When I go to Green Center Spa I get a very roffessional massage from Maggie. She has very strong hands and is very well trained on how to do a proffessional massage. When she is done my back feels great again. I wish I could get a massage there everyday. I ask how much tip I need to pay and she is just very friendly.
DigitalWindow
06-13-13, 14:11
My usual massage therapist wasn't available so I went to try this place. The girls are young and skinny and do not know how to give a good massage and charge high prices and offer two options for sex related massage.
OMG I didn't want sex I just wanted a real professional massage. She said they don't usually offer new customer but was trying to be nice with me. Come on. What does she mean?
My usual massage therapist wasn't available so I went to try this place. The girls are young and skinny and do not know how to give a good massage and charge high prices and offer two options for sex related massage.
OMG I didn't want sex I just wanted a real professional massage. She said they don't usually offer new customer but was trying to be nice with me. Come on. What does she mean?Lmao are you trying to be funny?
I am not giving name of the place I went to on this board as it is readily accessible to one who can RTFF and I am paranoid about LE shutting down a good thing as has happened to several good places I have visited in the past.
After a few sessions with backpage girls charging $3 and more, I wanted the simple and economical AMP experience and thankful to this board for guiding me to the GS. Spent 0. 7 on the cover for 1 hr and had an outstanding massage by beautiful Chinese masseuse who let my hands roam and was superb and HJ- in fact it was so good I tipped 0. 8 to build good karma for next time I visit.
To others on this board. Be cautious about giving out too many details.
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Bunker Buster
06-29-13, 23:23
More than 20 years.
They may not have been providing extra services back then, but they advertised their flotation tank services on the radio back in the late 70's.Not the 70s.
From 12/13/11: 'She sold her bakery and started H&H Flotation Spa in Tenleytown 23 years ago. '
http://thehill.com/capital-living/199227-floating-away
I may have been the first customer to get extras there. HJ from a tall brunette, and BBBJ from the Filipina who was there around 89-91. Anyone remember their names?
Not the 70s.
From 12/13/11: 'She sold her bakery and started H&H Flotation Spa in Tenleytown 23 years ago. '
http://thehill.com/capital-living/199227-floating-away
I may have been the first customer to get extras there. HJ from a tall brunette, and BBBJ from the Filipina who was there around 89-91. Anyone remember their names?The only name I remember from the original location across from what was Sears then was Virginia, a late 30s mommy type. Another of the early ones I remember came from an Elizabeth Arden salon, and she said it took her awhile to realize that HJs were given, which she had no problem doing. I always got along well with Leyla after she saw me give a $.5 tip for another young lady. What she didn't see was the nice t! Tf! K that precipitated it.
Bunker Buster
07-01-13, 00:50
The only name I remember from the original location across from what was Sears then was Virginia, a late 30s mommy type. Another of the early ones I remember came from an Elizabeth Arden salon, and she said it took her awhile to realize that HJs were given, which she had no problem doing. I always got along well with Leyla after she saw me give a $.5 tip for another young lady. What she didn't see was the nice t! Tf! K that precipitated it.I was already dressed after the massage, and she was cleaning up. I mentioned that the massage got me worked up, and asked if that was something she was comfortable with. After a bit of back and forth, she agreed to take care of my problem, so we went back into the room and finished properly. I tipped her. 1, and she was happy with it. Sigh, days gone by.
Back then, some of the girls actually gave a good massage, and it wasn't just a cover for FS.
Maybe Lily was the Filipina? She was married, but one day she decided she was OK with BBFFTC.
I can't remember anymore who my first FS there was; maybe a blonde who was there in the early 90s.
There was a black woman there around that time who would slip out and do a car HE for about. 3, saving me the house fee.
Shadow Fax
07-10-13, 17:25
I know I'm technically new, and I should totally TOFTT but my research has left me scratching my head in confusion here. I've been to this spot once, I'd struck out at Swan and didn't know Green was there at the time. And well I struck out here too. Researched this forum too and found that apparently they don't offer much. But then there's one report that says they do; I get I should probably go with the general consensus here but wonder got the best of me and I want to know if anyone else can say that they got what they were looking for here?
Guinness Stout
07-11-13, 09:04
Anyone interested in an asian named Marlene. She advertises over at themassagereview. Net. Offers incall location near Dunn-Loring metro and Falls Church. Doesn't have much as far as massage skills. More like a rub. Have seen her on several occassions at her incall. Sessions improve with "extras" provided. Her contact info 703-XXX-8476. She is also teaming up with another asian named Sabrina out of Frederick, but have not seen her, so have no information or experience with her. If you have access to TMR, you can view many photos of Marlene.
I know I'm technically new, and I should totally TOFTT but my research has left me scratching my head in confusion here. I've been to this spot once, I'd struck out at Swan and didn't know Green was there at the time. And well I struck out here too. Researched this forum too and found that apparently they don't offer much. But then there's one report that says they do; I get I should probably go with the general consensus here but wonder got the best of me and I want to know if anyone else can say that they got what they were looking for here?Is the "Green" you're talking about in MD not too far off the 295, north of DC? That place has a full menu and is open late.
Is the "Green" you're talking about in MD not too far off the 295, north of DC? That place has a full menu and is open late.No, he's referring to Green near Swan on or right off of Leesburg Pike. It might have a different name now.
Thenocturnal
07-30-13, 22:54
Not the 70s.
From 12/13/11: 'She sold her bakery and started H&H Flotation Spa in Tenleytown 23 years ago. '
http://thehill.com/capital-living/199227-floating-away
I may have been the first customer to get extras there. HJ from a tall brunette, and BBBJ from the Filipina who was there around 89-91. Anyone remember their names?Hmmm. Find it hard to believe there were two flotation tank places in DC, even if disjoint in time; but the radio ads were on when I was in high school, which places it before 1980.
I wonder if she bought it from someone else?
Hmmm. Find it hard to believe there were two flotation tank places in DC, even if disjoint in time; but the radio ads were on when I was in high school, which places it before 1980.
I wonder if she bought it from someone else?I went to a flotation place in Tenleytown in late 1970 / early 1971 for sure! I remember the tank and the extras offered by the women in the long white coats!
Memorable because I went off to Boot Camp late Summer 1971.
Watta experience!
Senior Member, always posted what I found back in previous visits to DC. I'm in DC again for a few days, and scrolling back, things look pretty grim here. So are there really no FSMPs left in DC? For some reason, that surprises me, but perhaps it shouldn't. When was the last one shut down and did anyone try to fight it? Are there any walk-in incall FS options left that don't require phone calls or appointments?
Bunker Buster
08-04-13, 05:06
Hmmm. Find it hard to believe there were two flotation tank places in DC, even if disjoint in time; but the radio ads were on when I was in high school, which places it before 1980.
I wonder if she bought it from someone else?Then there was an earlier place in the 70s that closed and went away. Layla started H&H from scratch after she read about flotation in the 80s, then sold her bakery. The tanks were brand-spanking new, as were the tables, showers, and fixtures in '89.
I was living in DC back in 2003 and it was saturated with a lot of good quality massage parlor locations, I mean so good that the girls there were head turners, college girl / cheerleader type! There was 1 on Wisconsin Ave and many other locations. You would simply call, make an apt, go in sit down in the room and a bunch of girls would come to greet you a minimum of 4 girls, then you would select the girl you like it was the hardest part because all were hot as hell! The room was extremely nice / clean with candles and huge mirrors. Some girls do extras here and there if you are a regular. I am now back in DC, and these places seem to have disappeared! Any help?
I was living in DC back in 2003 and it was saturated with a lot of good quality massage parlor locations, I mean so good that the girls there were head turners, college girl / cheerleader type! There was 1 on Wisconsin Ave and many other locations. You would simply call, make an apt, go in sit down in the room and a bunch of girls would come to greet you a minimum of 4 girls, then you would select the girl you like it was the hardest part because all were hot as hell! The room was extremely nice / clean with candles and huge mirrors. Some girls do extras here and there if you are a regular. I am now back in DC, and these places seem to have disappeared! Any help?Build a time machine or wangle an invite to those hotel parties Dominque Strass-Kahn would attend a couple of years ago.
Amp Fanatic
08-18-13, 12:54
I was living in DC back in 2003 and it was saturated with a lot of good quality massage parlor locations, I mean so good that the girls there were head turners, college girl / cheerleader type! There was 1 on Wisconsin Ave and many other locations. You would simply call, make an apt, go in sit down in the room and a bunch of girls would come to greet you a minimum of 4 girls, then you would select the girl you like it was the hardest part because all were hot as hell! The room was extremely nice / clean with candles and huge mirrors. Some girls do extras here and there if you are a regular. I am now back in DC, and these places seem to have disappeared! Any help?I'm getting ready to move to DC in a couple months and am a bit disappointed with all the reviews saying there aren't any AMPs left in DC. What confuses me though is that any time I head to a new city, if I just look for a few key things on CL or BP like a place that's open every day until late at night. 7 days a week, and offers a TS then THAT's the place I want to go to. I see that on BP. Are those places not offering ANY extras?
HandBanana
08-18-13, 20:29
I'm getting ready to move to DC in a couple months and am a bit disappointed with all the reviews saying there aren't any AMPs left in DC. What confuses me though is that any time I head to a new city, if I just look for a few key things on CL or BP like a place that's open every day until late at night. 7 days a week, and offers a TS then THAT's the place I want to go to. I see that on BP. Are those places not offering ANY extras?You're correct. You can find places on CL and BP which fit your criteria however none of them are actually in the district. If you're willing to travel 30-50 miles north or south of DC then you can find what you're looking for.
Welcome to our great city and happy hunting!
Member #4966
08-19-13, 09:18
Man, I still remember the first time I mustered the courage to go to Downtown. Wow, beatiful girls. Now, if you are lucky, you can find someone in PG county or Baltimore who enters the room with a walker and says "what'll it be sonny?" Of course K street used to have hot as balls chicks on it who didn't keep vampire hours.
Where did the girls go? Philly, NYC, Newark?
Build a time machine or wangle an invite to those hotel parties Dominque Strass-Kahn would attend a couple of years ago.
Drunker Irish
08-19-13, 09:46
Man, I still remember the first time I mustered the courage to go to Downtown. Wow, beatiful girls. Now, if you are lucky, you can find someone in PG county or Baltimore who enters the room with a walker and says "what'll it be sonny?" Of course K street used to have hot as balls chicks on it who didn't keep vampire hours.
Where did the girls go? Philly, NYC, Newark?They're on BP now and charge more for the same service. The hours are such that they they do BP dates first as incalls, then hit the streets in the late morning to pick up an extra date or two. Ergo the 'vampire hours'. The morning hours are also advertisement to get new clients to go the incall route when business is slow. Not for all the girls, but it seems a good number are out there that do that.
They have ads on BP and CL. Thanks
Yep, I splooged. Bad massage though. OK and full hour but mostly all feather touch.
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I don't know what this was but it had nothing to do with pussy.
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MikeyGaGa1
10-03-13, 18:33
Went by a Nail salon a few weeks back when I was in town and drew Jessica. Great massage by a hot little Vietnamese gal. Srs can pm for more info.
Anything going on at Sunflower in Cumming? Recommend any of the girls there?
New-ish location near H / 4 NE. Please PM with info.
Showtime2020
10-27-13, 11:59
New-ish location near H / 4 NE. Please PM with info.I went in a few weeks ago and it looks legit so I didn't get any services, but I can TOFT and report back some time this week just to confirm. If it's a just a massage I'm fine with that, but it better be a good massage.
The Big Man
10-27-13, 23:46
Is Vermont worth trying?Back in the day, (about six years ago or so) it was off the hook. They had the hottest women on the planet. I have not been back in a while since they closed. I dated an Asian chick that worked there for a hot minute. She called herself Michelle.
ShallowDude
10-28-13, 09:53
No, Vermont is not worth it.
I will admit it has been a couple of years. But I swore I would never go back.
Is Vermont worth trying?
ShallowDude
10-28-13, 10:16
No, he's referring to Green near Swan on or right off of Leesburg Pike. It might have a different name now.The greene still exists there on Leesburg. The "receptionist" (Sonny) is quite hot. Does a great massage + extras with a little coaxing. She knew what I wanted and suggested some of the other girls when coming back, but IMHO she was the hottest thing there.
Jackbenimble17
10-28-13, 12:18
I remember a really tall Michelle (over 5'7") that was at Vermont back almost 7. 10 years ago. She was amazing! Are we talking about the same one?
Back in the day, (about six years ago or so) it was off the hook. They had the hottest women on the planet. I have not been back in a while since they closed. I dated an Asian chick that worked there for a hot minute. She called herself Michelle.
The Big Man
10-28-13, 20:03
I remember a really tall Michelle (over 5'7") that was at Vermont back almost 7. 10 years ago. She was amazing! Are we talking about the same one?This is her. We kicked it off the air a little. This was taken at my office. She had huge boobs.
Where should I go for the full service.
Where should I go for the full service.And let us know how that goes, will ya?
Kraven Morehed
11-02-13, 09:16
I'm confused. Is Greene spa va or dc? You say leesburh but I can't find concrete search when I google it.
MikeyGaGa1
11-02-13, 20:41
This is her. We kicked it off the air a little. This was taken at my office. She had huge boobs.Nice. Can you PM info?
I was living in DC back in 2003 and it was saturated with a lot of good quality massage parlor locations, I mean so good that the girls there were head turners, college girl / cheerleader type! There was 1 on Wisconsin Ave and many other locations. You would simply call, make an apt, go in sit down in the room and a bunch of girls would come to greet you a minimum of 4 girls, then you would select the girl you like it was the hardest part because all were hot as hell! The room was extremely nice / clean with candles and huge mirrors. Some girls do extras here and there if you are a regular. I am now back in DC, and these places seem to have disappeared! Any help?Brings back memories for me too. I remember the first time going to Vermont Ave. I walked up the four flights, friggin' exhausted, the halls reeking of piss. I didn't know what to do at the top, so thankfully the mamasan saw I was confused (hidden camera) and let me in. Remember the group of stationary bikes in the waiting area? From these boards I found out that I could ask for a lineup. So when I did the mamasan left for about 5 minutes and when she told me to come out there had to be about 20 stunning K-Girls standing there smiling. I was so embarrassed I just picked the girl standing directly in front of me. Back then, DATY / DATO was basically a given.
Sunday around 11:30 pm was my night to go. You'd circle the area looking for the right place and time to park, and there would always be some jerkoff idling around for no good reason, giving you the heebiegeebies, hoping he wouldn't break into your car or be LE.
I could never understand why the police always worked so hard to bring them down, other than them being easy targets. It wasn't like those places were making the neighborhood any worse. It was DC, FCOL!
I was living in DC back in 2003 and it was saturated with a lot of good quality massage parlor locations, I mean so good that the girls there were head turners, college girl / cheerleader type! There was 1 on Wisconsin Ave and many other locations. You would simply call, make an apt, go in sit down in the room and a bunch of girls would come to greet you a minimum of 4 girls, then you would select the girl you like it was the hardest part because all were hot as hell! The room was extremely nice / clean with candles and huge mirrors. Some girls do extras here and there if you are a regular. I am now back in DC, and these places seem to have disappeared! Any help?Brings back memories for me too. I remember the first time going to Vermont Ave. I walked up the four flights, friggin' exhausted, the halls reeking of piss. I didn't know what to do at the top, so thankfully the mamasan saw I was confused (hidden camera) and let me in. Remember the group of stationary bikes in the waiting area? From these boards I found out that I could ask for a lineup. So when I did the mamasan left for about 5 minutes and when she told me to come out there had to be about 20 stunning K-Girls standing there smiling. I was so embarrassed I just picked the girl standing directly in front of me. Back then, DATY / DATO was basically a given.
Sunday around 11:30 pm was my night to go. You'd circle the area looking for the right place and time to park, and there would always be some jerkoff idling around for no good reason, giving you the heebiegeebies, hoping he wouldn't break into your car or be LE.
I could never understand why the police always worked so hard to bring them down, other than them being easy targets. It wasn't like those places were making the neighborhood any worse. It was DC, FCOL!
Brings back memories for me too. I remember the first time going to Vermont Ave. I walked up the four flights, friggin' exhausted, the halls reeking of piss. I didn't know what to do at the top, so thankfully the mamasan saw I was confused (hidden camera) and let me in. Remember the group of stationary bikes in the waiting area? From these boards I found out that I could ask for a lineup. So when I did the mamasan left for about 5 minutes and when she told me to come out there had to be about 20 stunning K-Girls standing there smiling. I was so embarrassed I just picked the girl standing directly in front of me. Back then, DATY / DATO was basically a given.
Sunday around 11:30 pm was my night to go. You'd circle the area looking for the right place and time to park, and there would always be some jerkoff idling around for no good reason, giving you the heebiegeebies, hoping he wouldn't break into your car or be LE.
I could never understand why the police always worked so hard to bring them down, other than them being easy targets. It wasn't like those places were making the neighborhood any worse. It was DC, FCOL!Cut my teeth at that place! No shit, the line ups were like asian beauty contests. One night I narrowed it down to two and the girl I selected said better to go with young girl "yung" yes, her name was yung. She was young and she had the wettest, meatiest, pussy I had ever seen. 34 see tits the shape of ice cream sugar cones, with maroon nipples 1 inch long. I fucking blew in five minutes. Where are all those girls now?
TheFruityMamba
12-05-13, 11:04
Just wondering if anyone has used this chiks outcall yet? http://bodyrubusa.com/view-ad/SENSUAL-BODY-RUBS-USA-%28WASHINGTON-DC%29-5963.htm pics are real I want to try her out.
I drove past the old Shell Green on Saturday and pleasant memories popped into my head. In particular, I remembered just how much of a stone fox Paula was. Every time I went there, I hoped that this would be the day that she would be my technician.
I got to' ask.- Was anyone ever that lucky with her?
I drove past the old Shell Green on Saturday and pleasant memories popped into my head. In particular, I remembered just how much of a stone fox Paula was. Every time I went there, I hoped that this would be the day that she would be my technician.
I got to' ask.- Was anyone ever that lucky with her?For some reason, Paula liked me and always put me in the VIP room at Rio (the one with the hot tub, although I don't recall the hot tub ever being used). She was willing to grace my presence on a couple of occasions, but this didn't work too well because she had to leave the room periodically to respond to issues and, as she told me, the girls weren't happy with her about losing business.
KingMountain
12-12-13, 16:00
I drove past the old Shell Green on Saturday and pleasant memories popped into my head. In particular, I remembered just how much of a stone fox Paula was. Every time I went there, I hoped that this would be the day that she would be my technician.
I got to' ask.- Was anyone ever that lucky with her?Was a regular there and we always greeted and departed with a hug. One Christmas she even had a gift for me. She knew I fucked her girls well and tipped them even better. Felt like a porn star in that place. Only thing missing was the 'stache!
Was a regular there and we always greeted and departed with a hug. One Christmas she even had a gift for me. She knew I fucked her girls well and tipped them even better. Felt like a porn star in that place. Only thing missing was the 'stache!I always got arrival and departure hugs as well, but I never went there close enough to Christmas to get an actual present. There were several times where she would come into a room where she had put me to wait for the next available therapist. On more than one occasion, I had already made myself comfortable, and had achieved a certain state of "readiness" for what was about to happen. Paula would enter the room and either bring me a water bottle or just come in to chat (as best as she could). She would laugh and tell me that my "configuration" and state of arousal surprised her and she would cover me with a towel. What a tease she was - and we kept coming back!
Over the past several years, I have visited most massage spots near Greenbelt a number of times. A few thoughts:
TK Therapy: There used to be two regular women and a number that rotated through. The regulars were Tina, who had below average looks but fantastic service, and Nana, who was terrible in both looks and service. Tina is now gone, Nana was still there as of a few months ago. I have been stuck with Nana a couple times even with efforts to avoid her. Stay away from Tina at all costs. The rotating girls are generally expensive and only offer HJ. In my experience, they have usually demanded $100 for the HJ. I have given up on this spot just to avoid either being stuck with Nana or having to leave when she comes in. Also, the last time I went to TK and didn't get Nana, the girl demanded $100 for a HJ--said she was an entertainer and the fee was for the entertainment she provided.
CY Asian Spa: I have been to this place a few times in the past year or so as it has closed and reopened. I have had generally good experiences. Services offered have varied from HJ to full service, tip from $60 to $100, and looks from 6/10 to 8/10. On my last visit, I was given pretty good full service--BJ to cowgirl to HJ to completion. $100 tip.
Parkway in Hyattsville; Only been once and it was just generally nasty. The woman who gave the massage was in her 50's and pretty significantly overweight. When I tried to indicate I wanted a BBBJ, she thought I meant bb sex, said don't tell anyone, and started to put it in without a condom. I corrected her quickly. I won't be back.
There is a woman in Greenbelt named Zan who advertises on backpage and gives massages out of her apartment. She's worth a visit. A pretty standard massage, followed by her tits (which are fantastic) coming out, and then a hand job.
There's a place called Rising Sun Spa that used to be Bamboo Spa. There were a few regular women, all over 40, and CBJ was the best one could hope for (and HJ was standard). Service wasn't good. However, I haven't been to this place for a few years, and things may have changed.
Over the past several years, I have visited most massage spots near Greenbelt a number of times. A few thoughts:
TK Therapy: There used to be two regular women and a number that rotated through. The regulars were Tina, who had below average looks but fantastic service, and Nana, who was terrible in both looks and service. Tina is now gone, Nana was still there as of a few months ago. I have been stuck with Nana a couple times even with efforts to avoid her. Stay away from Tina at all costs. The rotating girls are generally expensive and only offer HJ. In my experience, they have usually demanded $100 for the HJ. I have given up on this spot just to avoid either being stuck with Nana or having to leave when she comes in. Also, the last time I went to TK and didn't get Nana, the girl demanded $100 for a HJ--said she was an entertainer and the fee was for the entertainment she provided.
CY Asian Spa: I have been to this place a few times in the past year or so as it has closed and reopened. I have had generally good experiences. Services offered have varied from HJ to full service, tip from $60 to $100, and looks from 6/10 to 8/10. On my last visit, I was given pretty good full service--BJ to cowgirl to HJ to completion. $100 tip.
Parkway in Hyattsville; Only been once and it was just generally nasty. The woman who gave the massage was in her 50's and pretty significantly overweight. When I tried to indicate I wanted a BBBJ, she thought I meant bb sex, said don't tell anyone, and started to put it in without a condom. I corrected her quickly. I won't be back.
There is a woman in Greenbelt named Zan who advertises on backpage and gives massages out of her apartment. She's worth a visit. A pretty standard massage, followed by her tits (which are fantastic) coming out, and then a hand job.
There's a place called Rising Sun Spa that used to be Bamboo Spa. There were a few regular women, all over 40, and CBJ was the best one could hope for (and HJ was standard). Service wasn't good. However, I haven't been to this place for a few years, and things may have changed.I'm realizing that I put information in the above post that I probably shouldn't have posted on a public forum. However, I can't seem to edit the post to remove info.
Hence the "Report Post" button on every post on the forum.
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So, AMPs have never really been my thing, but I decided to check a couple out. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I went to one, but it was probably Peach Therapy (now called Bada Spa I think. See link below) a couple of years ago.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/update-annandale-brothel-owner-sentenced-to-30-months-in-prison-new-spa-opens-in-same-spot/2013/03/07/023f07d8-86b5-11e2-999e-5f8e0410cb9d_blog.html
I had also been to the old Vermont / Downtown back in the '03-'06 timeframe, and I knew from the forum that such was no longer to be had, but I figured I was overdue to take one -- or a few -- for the team.
So, in my first foray back into the AMP scene was to Prince Therapy in Springfield (technically in VA but close enough to be of interest to DC folks). Door answered by someone old enough to be the MMS. Mediocre massage by the 50-something woman. Wanted .4 for HE, paid .2 to get the hell out instead.
Second attempt was at Vermont. Despite the reviews, I figured I'the at least get a massage, and I was OK with that. Mounted the stairs around 8 PM on the weeknight. Was met by MMS who led me to a room. Asked if I'the been there before, and I said that I hadn't been there since about 2006. She then told me "We no full saaaaaveeeeeese anymore." Then she went to the door, opened it again, and said, "I don't think you like our massage." And I hadn't even asked or implied that I wanted anything other than a massage! First time I've ever been kicked out of an AMP!
Third attempt was to Swan Spa in Alexandria. It's in an office park with one or two or maybe even three other massage places (one or two of which now appear to be shuttered), and I always see plenty of cars in front. So, I went up, MMS opened the door and led me to a room. Took .8 for the house and told me to undress and lie on the table (uh, what about the table shower we passed? Fifteen minutes later, an attractive, albeit 40-something masseuse walked in wearing pants and a turtle neck. Looked like she could have come straight from a corporate office job. No table shower. It was "broken". Kept me covered with a sheet the ENTIRE time. Didn't even use the lotion they had in the room. Pathetic, weak massage. No hint or attempt at HE. Didn't bother tipping, she didn't seem surprised (I wouldn't have tipped that crappy massage even at a legit place). Left to see a bunch of middle aged married guys waiting in their cars for their turn I suppose. I have no idea why this place is popular.
Now, I admit I was a little soft in my approach. I was curious to see what would happen. And, back in the day, you didn't exactly need to know a password or secret handshake to get service. And given the age and appearance of my therapists, I wasn't exactly enthusiastic about getting service anyway.
Ugh, I'm rustier than I thought.
Capricaone
01-04-14, 09:10
So anyone know of any chick that'll do BBBJTC and swallow? A few years ago there was one I regularly visited but sadly she vanished. If anyone knows anyone, drop me a PM. Thanks.
So anyone know of any chick that'll do BBBJTC and swallow? A few years ago there was one I regularly visited but sadly she vanished. If anyone knows anyone, drop me a PM. Thanks.Since many AMP girls rotate in and out of the area, switch to a different spa and sometimes drop off the radar entirely, this is a good reminder to get their personal digits whenever you can so you can always keep in touch.
What I generally do is when I find a girl I really connect with and who gives great service, I usually ask if she would mind giving me her number so that I can check directly with her to see when she's working and not have to go through the mamasan. That's a nonthreatening, noncreepy way to ask and, if she also feels the connection, there's no problem and I get her number. And the advantage for the girl is that she knows she has a good client who may become a regular. Since she probably sees a lot of flakes she will usually be happy to see you instead.
Of course, forget this strategy if you have any chance of those digits being discovered by a snooping SO, or if a text at an inappropriate time would be a problem for you. But that's not my situation so this works well for me.
Since many AMP girls rotate in and out of the area, switch to a different spa and sometimes drop off the radar entirely, this is a good reminder to get their personal digits whenever you can so you can always keep in touch.
What I generally do is when I find a girl I really connect with and who gives great service, I usually ask if she would mind giving me her number so that I can check directly with her to see when she's working and not have to go through the mamasan. That's a nonthreatening, noncreepy way to ask and, if she also feels the connection, there's no problem and I get her number. And the advantage for the girl is that she knows she has a good client who may become a regular. Since she probably sees a lot of flakes she will usually be happy to see you instead.
Of course, forget this strategy if you have any chance of those digits being discovered by a snooping SO, or if a text at an inappropriate time would be a problem for you. But that's not my situation so this works well for me.I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.
I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.You can create a dummy gmail address, tie a Google voice number to it, and then the texts come to the Google voice app. You can set the Google voice number to ring your work phone, your actual cell number of no numbers at all...on a schedule.
I use Textfree app on my phone. You can hide the app, close it and will not get notifications while I am not logged in. Great app and while there is some danger to it, I can always say it came on my phone and I didn't delete it.Anybody else have some good experiences to report with privacy apps or other techniques to keep prying eyes away from your private hobbying activities?
I know Google Voice has been mentioned several times, now we have a positive vote for Textfree. Any others worthy of consideration?
KingMountain
02-04-14, 23:02
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MikeyGaGa1
02-12-14, 23:47
I am going to be up here for a few weeks next month and would appreciate any good intel on DC AMPs. I speak fluent Chinese so I prefer Chinese places. FS is not needed but would like a place that has young gals and prefer locking doors. Please PM if need be. I have one UTR up there I will be happy to send your way.
KingMountain
02-13-14, 00:10
I am going to be up here for a few weeks next month and would appreciate any good intel on DC AMPs. I speak fluent Chinese so I prefer Chinese places. FS is not needed but would like a place that has young gals and prefer locking doors. Please PM if need be. I have one UTR up there I will be happy to send your way.Your chances are better there. Nothing in DC for ten years. Northern va will get you mostly HJ's to the occasional BJ and suburban md will get you that up to FS depending on spa and provider. Stay out of mo. Co., md as it is a waste of time. Most are korean so Chinese is a rare find. Takes time here but then you can count on a dozen or so spas as I do. Good luck.
MikeyGaGa1
02-13-14, 22:08
Your chances are better there. Nothing in DC for ten years. Northern va will get you mostly HJ's to the occasional BJ and suburban md will get you that up to FS depending on spa and provider. Stay out of mo. Co., md as it is a waste of time. Most are korean so Chinese is a rare find. Takes time here but then you can count on a dozen or so spas as I do. Good luck.Thanks King. Sorry to hear that. I guess that's why this board is not too active. All the good talent must have gone underground.
I went for a Russian massage this afternoon. Just a massage with benefits, because that's all I was in the mood for. The girl was statuesquely tall and gorgeous, gentle and polite. She had me jump through some hoops to ensure her discretion and safety, but I didn't mind. None of my own alarm bells were going off. She was sweet, made sure I got every minute I signed up for, and had a wonderful touch. I plan on returning. PM me for any details.
I went for a Russian massage this afternoon. Just a massage with benefits, because that's all I was in the mood for. The girl was statuesquely tall and gorgeous, gentle and polite. She had me jump through some hoops to ensure her discretion and safety, but I didn't mind. None of my own alarm bells were going off. She was sweet, made sure I got every minute I signed up for, and had a wonderful touch. I plan on returning. PM me for any details.Never been to a Russian massage location, I really want to attend one for the moody moments I have. Was the price right $ I don't know where one is in the DC area, would you please help in guiding me to a great afternoon or evening. Thank you.
Hi all. Long time lurker, rare poster.
Perhaps this isn't the right forum for this topic, but frankly, I'm not sure where else to ask the question. I've started to develop a fondness for the private viewing parlors in Virginia. They are definitely not full service. But man, I was surprised by how interactive they are. I find I actually prefer them to Full service encounters. There isn't a rush to get you out the door.
I have generally been going to the same three. They are pretty well publicized. Secrettemptation, bluegems, and edenmodelsva. But sadly, I'm seeking more variety. Does anyone know of any others? For whatever reason, the asian scene doesn't get me going.
Thanks in advance.
KingMountain
03-01-14, 01:42
Hi all. Long time lurker, rare poster.
Perhaps this isn't the right forum for this topic, but frankly, I'm not sure where else to ask the question. I've started to develop a fondness for the private viewing parlors in Virginia. They are definitely not full service. But man, I was surprised by how interactive they are. I find I actually prefer them to Full service encounters. There isn't a rush to get you out the door.
I have generally been going to the same three. They are pretty well publicized. Secrettemptation, bluegems, and edenmodelsva. But sadly, I'm seeking more variety. Does anyone know of any others? For whatever reason, the asian scene doesn't get me going.
Thanks in advance.So is this just where you look at it? Where are they? Thanks.
Drunker Irish
03-01-14, 08:52
So is this just where you look at it? Where are they? Thanks.Seriously?
They are pretty well publicized. Secrettemptation, bluegems, and edenmodelsva.
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