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I left extremely bent up, even more so than when I had arrived '18', that's right, '18' minutes earlier.
[snip]
I would say, YMMV, but I've had too many bad experiences at this place [editor: Supra] over the past 6 months, to think the it's just me. :(
Sniper,
Personally I think it is just you...
So, I take it you would consider 18 minutes, with a table shower a quickie?
ROTFLMFAO,
LL
Freshly Snipes
02-16-07, 09:27
Sniper,
Personally I think it is just you.
So, I take it you would consider 18 minutes, with a table shower a quickie?
ROTFLMFAO,
LLWell, I guess you would think it was just me.
Besides, no nut; no quickie.
That girl should get the worst AMP provider of the year award.
Stimpson J Cat
02-16-07, 14:46
I roll in about 9PM.
Left at. Big hand on the 10 little hand on the 5. Not too bad. Slept good.Hell yeah, you slept good! You were on that massage table for over 8 hours!
Did mamsan at least make you breakfast?
Stimpy
Chicago II
02-17-07, 01:38
Wed. Morning, took a quick trip to DC after couple months missing some actions there. Arrived at Sun around 11: 30AM, it was pack. All rooms down stair had been taken so I have to go to the small room up stair. Asked for Jennifer, the mamasan said I have to wait atleast 30mins. I told her to send me another young one. Here come Candy, one of the ugliest girl I have ever seen since go to massage parlor. So I told them I will come back later. On the way out I met Jennifer came out from one of the room, man, she was really beautiful.
Not so happy, I drove to K spa. Nina (nana? ) was my girl. She has a beautiful face, nice see cup but a bit "fat" for my taste. TS was good, real good 15 mins massage, loves licking and lick all over my body including 5-7 mins ass licking. It was strange at first but then it get really good. I had good service, and left with happy face. I would give her:
Face: 7
Massage: 8
Skill: 8
Body: 6
Would return.
Don't bother. I was there Tuesday and got the shoddiest service I have ever recieved at an AMP, ever. The service was ssssoooooo bad it made the rush and gush service's of the latter years at DT, seem like five star hotel type ...
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This place is really off my 'to do list'. I would say, YMMV, but I've had too many bad experiences at this place over the past 6 months, to think the it's just me. :
Mr. Snipes aka G13
I don't need to hear another thing about this. That place should be banned like DT was!
Freshly Snipes
02-20-07, 17:40
I don't need to hear another thing about this. That place should be banned like DT was!Yep, it should be. Pity too. Back between the years 2000-2002, it was my number one spot. But, back then it was the only place I knew besides the two around the corner on M st.
Speaking of which, does anybody know if the M st spot has re-opened? I'm talking about the one on the second floor, with the college girls that only do hand work? A buddy of mine claimed he had seen people going in and out of the place one night when he was hanging outside The Camelot. If I feel like a change of pace (change from Asian), I might check it out.
Seems like everybody, and their grandfather has been going to Sun as of late, no wonder (judging by the reports) the service and mamasan's attitude has changed in there, they're getting a little big headed, as they figure they're one of the few we have to go to now.
Yes, it is finally going to happen. We are going to have a roundtable in Bangkok this year!!
To celebrate another step toward that previously elusive goal, LL needed some Asian tang. As one who practices what he preaches, I had read on this fucking forum something about Thai girls at an AMP that has been closed since Black Wednesday. The reporter was a bit disdainful of the fact the age of the masseuses seemed to be in the low 30's, and not as hot as some of the K-girls around. I did occur to LL that he has had some mighty fine Thai pussy in that age group. Why not check it out?
The mamasan is an ancient relic, but I think she is familliar somehow. I asked for a pretty girl and she promised a good one. Yada yada yada. She made sure she stuck her head in the room to assure me Nikki was a really good girl like three times. Course it could have been the fact I was in more serious states of undress each time she poked her head in the room. :p
Nikki is a kind of plain looking Thai girl, shoulder length black hair with some brown straking. Not a bombshell like my dear Bebe, but with the setting of the Suns stars, LL was determined to find alternatives. Plain looking or not, she was still quite attractive. The TS was very good. Typical of a shy Thai girl, she remained dressed for the first part of the backrub. Once she adjusted her dress and I commented she could just remove it. That started the whole, "I am shy" thing. I asked her if she was going to come to my bed wearing a bath towel... A great ice-breaker... ;)
Eventually, after a good bit of sexual inuendos and teasing her I get the "I'm not pretty because...dark skin, black hair, small boob and small booty routine." Where do these girls get the idea that all American guys like is a fucking blonde bombshell? She tested me and asked for my appraisal of her tits. Actually, they are like perfect. A/B size, smooth and soft, perky brown nipples, no discoloration, spots or saggyness. I showed her my appreciation, which soon became a nice DATY session. Her oral skills are a treat. She put the raincoat on her tounge and used it effectively in all the nether regions, then proceeded to a skillful CBJ. Tounge around the head, lips working the shaft, and the fingernails gently caressing the base and balls. I had to make her stop.
Cowgirl was glorious. Her engrish skills are good, been in the USA legitimately for 8 years. Did not work out with the farang hubby so she apparently went back to what she knew how to do best, please men. Avoid her if you hate a chatty one. I don't mind, guess I was in the mood to talk about Thailand and Thai girls.
Nikki:
Face 7
Body 8
masaji 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8
I will definately repeat.
LoveLOS
PS Linda fans: She escaped the Black Wed roundup and is apprently in working in NY.
So I'm eating breakfast Sunday morning and scan the cover of the Washington Post Mag cover on China's New Rich, featuring a rich, attractive asian (chinese actually) lady, high heels, black mini, swinging a golf club. Was all I could do not to run to my favorite AMP for relief. Hey hon, when's our teetime and could you get me a beer...sweet dreams. KL
Vice Squad
02-21-07, 00:06
I know I am new but I am interested in knowing if anyone has been to OK Spa lately. What is the line up like? Are the services the usual fare?
I have not been using the spa's for a while and would like to go back.
Thanks
The place is open. It is the one above the ProVideo Shop. You gotta be buzzed in. It is one floor above an immigration lawyer's office.
I went there twice in the last two weeks. Got the same woman twice. Not bad but not great.
For a buck sixty you can get a massage, sauna, use of the restroom plus a blowjob and intercourse.
I went to the place on 17th and I street this evening around and no one answered the bell. It's a shame because I have had some great times at that place.
Dejected, I went to my backup with very low expectations. As it turned out I had the best AMP experience of my life. It was totally random too because the first provider who was sent to me was exactly my type: small breasts, thin, thick nipples, and very cute. I could not have chosen better.
Generally I assume that any passion evinced by these girls is the result of acting and frankly I could not care less. But sometimes there are certain physiological signs that simply cannot be faked. Those signs were present in abundance tonight.
Overall the entire experience was an animal-like tangle of sweaty hair pulling and pounding, which suits me like white on rice. So to say.
But given the current environment regarding our friends in the law enforcement community I am keeping the specifics of this one to myself for now. Just rest assured that there are opportunities out there, even after the recent unpleasantness.
When she eventually leaves town, as I know she must, with her consent I will post all of the gory details. Until then I am going to try to kill myself from overexertion, or go broke trying.
Overall the entire experience was an animal-like tangle of sweaty hair pulling and pounding, which suits me like white on rice. So to say.
But given the current environment regarding our friends in the law enforcement community I am keeping the specifics of this one to myself for now. Just rest assured that there are opportunities out there, even after the recent unpleasantness.
Welcome to the board,
Revieing your three posts, we have two trip reports and the factual answer to an inquiry. That means every post you have is fucking spot on. If only other newbies would take your lead and provide information before leaching. Good start!
Your last was a very intriguiging, post. The gory details, which your post implied so well, are all YMMV anyway, and you know you will never get her consent to post them. Hell, I wouldn't ever ask or tell them you are an internet guy.
...But the fact that you might have discovered a superstar is significant!
Here is my suggestion, and the norm for this board: Invite trusted and/or senior members to request by PM just the who and where. Gorey details are optional, we can fill in our own blanks once we know where to go and who to ask for...
And yes, I am requesting -- LOL
Thanks,
LoveLOS
Yep, it should be. Pity too. Back between the years 2000-2002, it was my number one spot. But, back then it was the only place I knew besides the two around the corner on M st.
Speaking of which, does anybody know if the M st spot has re-opened? I'm talking about the one on the second floor, with the college girls that only do hand work? A buddy of mine claimed he had seen people going in and out of the place one night when he was hanging outside The Camelot. If I feel like a change of pace (change from Asian), I might check it out.
Seems like everybody, and their grandfather has been going to Sun as of late, no wonder (judging by the reports) the service and mamasan's attitude has changed in there, they're getting a little big headed, as they figure they're one of the few we have to go to now.Snipes,
Last I looked, the ICM was still empty. I really didnt like the place for the over priced HJs. For another Jackson, all can be had at every AMP in the District. Some for $.4. LOL Regular customer Discount. I'm sure LL has that previledge in place in all locales.
Heading to LA some to have my sweet Tracey some more. How about a China RT boys?
PC out
Jake Jj 1492
02-21-07, 09:43
Two great posts and two superstars...in the same day! You've both raised the bar for us all.
Color Me Surprised...
Thai booty...Welcome back LL, and keep up the good work Korwin!
Had a pleasant session with Michelle this afternoon. She's a spinner-type, about 5'7. Been here about 8 months. Got into it and did some of the fun things. Asked me to untie the top part of her uniform and did a lot of cuddling after the therapy. Seniors can PM for more info.
Overall an "8" experience on the famous scale.Agree with Max. Michelle is my fave, had some GFE times with her, almost never the same thing twice. Downside is IHC is real hit or miss, and it seem like the place rotuinely gives less than an hour now. Didn't used to be that way.
Yep, it should be. Pity too. Back between the years 2000-2002, it was my number one spot. But, back then it was the only place I knew besides the two around the corner on M st.
Speaking of which, does anybody know if the M st spot has re-opened? I'm talking about the one on the second floor, with the college girls that only do hand work? A buddy of mine claimed he had seen people going in and out of the place one night when he was hanging outside The Camelot. If I feel like a change of pace (change from Asian), I might check it out.
Seems like everybody, and their grandfather has been going to Sun as of late, no wonder (judging by the reports) the service and mamasan's attitude has changed in there, they're getting a little big headed, as they figure they're one of the few we have to go to now.Is it me or do the last few weeks of collective reports (less than an hour, poor selection, waiting in the lounge, etc.) indicate a shortage of AMPs and an oversupply of mongers? But then its been like that since the big bust. (Was it Black Wednesday or Black Tuesday? I'm getting fuzzy on it.)
Freshly Snipes
02-22-07, 09:57
Is it me or do the last few weeks of collective reports (less than an hour, poor selection, waiting in the lounge, etc.) indicate a shortage of AMPs and an oversupply of mongers? But then its been like that since the big bust. (Was it Black Wednesday or Black Tuesday? I'm getting fuzzy on it.)I think it indicates that we've all gotten our tax refunds back, and have nothing better to spend it on than 'suckie' 'suckie'..!
Last place I went to wanted .60 for house and said 45mins. What happened to the hour? How can we curb a price jacking. At the time I thought with my little head and said fuck it. But do you think if I stood my ground and said "No thanks I'll go elswhere!" or something along those lines that mammasan would give the hour? I LOVE the amps and I think they are a lot safer than SWs but I dont want the prices to go up like the escorts.
CabDriver52
02-22-07, 20:54
Is it me or do the last few weeks of collective reports (less than an hour, poor selection, waiting in the lounge, etc.) indicate a shortage of AMPs and an oversupply of mongers? But then its been like that since the big bust. (Was it Black Wednesday or Black Tuesday? I'm getting fuzzy on it.)Yes! It doesn't seem there's anything new going on.
Sun. Seems to be busy. Even though the service has seemed to be very bad The spa on I street. I think I was there. Maybe 4 years ago. Seems good.
Oh. That's it.
Maybe times are geting tough out there. I'm a little short of cash until next Friday. We'll see what happens.
Looks like it's time for some recon & maybe some action. Maybe some questions in the cab community.
Happy hunting out there. Be safe and careful.
Cabbie!
Last place I went to wanted .60 for house and said 45mins. What happened to the hour? How can we curb a price jacking. At the time I thought with my little head and said fuck it. But do you think if I stood my ground and said "No thanks I'll go elswhere!" or something along those lines that mammasan would give the hour? I LOVE the amps and I think they are a lot safer than SWs but I dont want the prices to go up like the escorts.Saiyen,
Thats funny cause I usually get 45 mins anyway. If your lucky 1 hour and change. Loyal clients usually rarely get rushed out. However, if their are 12 guys on sofas, its gonna be quick. Down on 1333, I always clock out 70-75 mins after I clock in with Miki.
Like Gordon Gecko said, "Greed is Good"
PC out
Hugh Jardon
02-23-07, 22:24
Everything that the MasterMonger, LoveLOS writes is true except for a couple things.
1) Her name is Vicki-pronounced "Wicki"
2) She is a hardbody, quite firm and muscular.
Truly a sweetie, lots of fun.
Thanks for the tip, LL!
Nikki is a kind of plain looking Thai girl, shoulder length black hair with some brown straking. Not a bombshell like my dear Bebe, but with the setting of the Suns stars, LL was determined to find alternatives. Plain looking or not, she was still quite attractive. The TS was very good. Typical of a shy Thai girl, she remained dressed for the first part of the backrub. Once she adjusted her dress and I commented she could just remove it. That started the whole, "I am shy" thing. I asked her if she was going to come to my bed wearing a bath towel... A great ice-breaker... ;)
Eventually, after a good bit of sexual inuendos and teasing her I get the "I'm not pretty because...dark skin, black hair, small boob and small booty routine." Where do these girls get the idea that all American guys like is a fucking blonde bombshell? She tested me and asked for my appraisal of her tits. Actually, they are like perfect. A/B size, smooth and soft, perky brown nipples, no discoloration, spots or saggyness. I showed her my appreciation, which soon became a nice DATY session. Her oral skills are a treat. She put the raincoat on her tounge and used it effectively in all the nether regions, then proceeded to a skillful CBJ. Tounge around the head, lips working the shaft, and the fingernails gently caressing the base and balls. I had to make her stop.
Cowgirl was glorious. Her engrish skills are good, been in the USA legitimately for 8 years. Did not work out with the farang hubby so she apparently went back to what she knew how to do best, please men. Avoid her if you hate a chatty one. I don't mind, guess I was in the mood to talk about Thailand and Thai girls.
Nikki:
Face 7
Body 8
masaji 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8
I will definately repeat.
Everything that the MasterMonger, LoveLOS writes is true except for a couple things.
1) Her name is Vicki-pronounced "Wicki"
2) She is a hardbody, quite firm and muscular.
Truly a sweetie, lots of fun.
Thanks for the tip, LL!
What can I say, she weighs over 100 lbs. Based on what I have been fucking lately, that is kinda chunky. LOL No, seriously, she has a beautiful body. I wanted to fuck it today.
Kowbin gave me the lead I wanted. I checked in at the amp he specified for the superstar candidate he specified backchannel (BTW Thank you sir). Alas at this spa the girl who answers the door is gonna service you. They play the don't understand game and so you are fucked. But that may not be too bad :D
I drew a girl who called herself Suzy. She was good looking, damn hot. No games, decent TS. Back in the room she gave me a nice hard massagi as I requested, including a walk on the back... Sure felt good.
On the flip, she basically assumed everything, I would have had to interject to get otherwise. A nice CBJ with me standing and her kneeling. She thought I was ready, but I asked for more BJ. I really enjoyed that.
Tried the DATY thing, but she wasn't into it. Her loss. However, she was laying there on the edge of the bed and I was on the floor. Perfect. She has a pretty face and I decided to raise the legs and pound the shit out of that thght pussy. Took some work, and she warmed up quite nicely by the time I was done. Thought about changing positions, but her pretty face, nice tits and deep penetration were just what the LL needed.
Suzy:
Face 8
Body 8
massagi 9
sexo 7
overall 8
I would repeat but still want to fuck Ms Korwin.
After dressing I saw a goddess walk down the hall. Her body and face were amazing. If that is KW's wonder girl, I need to fuck her. My girl would not tell me her name. Think they might be possessive at the AMP? Hmmmmmmm
Trusted members may PM for the AMP name.
LoveLOS
I just found your area, and am new (so forgive me for I don't know all the abrev and rules yet), but have been going to amps now for about 7 years in the DC and northern VA area. I recognize some of the amp you are talking about. My favorite was Royal, they closed, but are now open again. Not the same quality, but getting better. I have a new fav spot in northern VA now, pretty good. I am a once a week guy. Seems like all the spots (that advertise) are now in VA (some in MD). What are the rules about giving names and locations?
Loopy De Loop
02-24-07, 18:45
After sometime without going to an Amp, read the reports and went for Thai food Saturday afternoon. I am happy that I did.
Luck had it that I got the above mentioned lady that Korbin, LL , Hardon have been talking about without asking for her by name.
TS was playful, and all the areas covered.
She insisted having with her dress on, I saw the "I am shy routine" but liked it and complimented her on her sexy bod.
She was meticulous in the massage, which I liked.
Other activities were covered with gusto.
On the scale:
Face : 7
Body: 9
TS: 8
Sexo: 8 (no Daty)
Overall: 8 +
Loopy De Loop
The good happy woolf
Well, I did it. I read them all. After reading a few, I had to read all your posts (since I am new. Today actually). LoveLOS, you and me shared the same appriciation for Linda. I have been back to royal recently, saw hanna a few times, but she just does not compare. I enjoyed reaading all you alls posts and hope to contribute some too.
This will be brief, as I am missing a few details (girls name), and there isn't anything extraordinary to say.
I strolled down to 1413 on Wednesday night about 11: 00. Stuck my head in at Archibalds, which usually leaves me a little cold, but something about it was sexier than usual, mostly the barmaids, natch.
Across the street to 1413. Typical procedure. Girl comes in. She was tall and had a little more meat on her bones than some. Not fat by any means, but a little softer than some. Nice real t's.
Table shower was very attentive. I personally think this makes the evening. I don't like it when they are too 'legit' on the TS, let's fool around some, and she did.
Sauna for 5 minutes, whatever. I asked for 'everything' and light on the massage. Her 'light' was feather touch. Which was nice, tickled, but nothing massaging about it.
The flip was prefunctory, she went almost straight to mish. HR to complete. Very nice, no problems, but nothing to put in the diary. A little mechanical.
B.
I was there a year ago. I saw Princess (tall & big). Is DT still open for business?
Linkletter2420
02-26-07, 14:15
I beg to differ bout ICM a little bit. I. Too, was sad to see it go and I think it filled a niche in the monger marketplace
True it was pricey for the services offered and also true that the quality of the providers varied widely and also true that you didn't get the submissiveness of an AMP and of course no FS BUT.
1. The providers were uniformly young; now that I'm over the hill, I don''t want anyone within 5 years of my age and with the AMp's you cannot be guaranteed that IME
2. There were other races offered; all flavors!. There simply isn't much out there in the MP category that isn't asian/korean. I like a little variety
3. Yeah, FS is fantastic. But I like the visuals. I wanna see the poonani in all its glory. The ICM providers understood that always
4. I could actually speak to them in English. Sometimes I don't want to feel like I'm at an Asian takeout
They also at one time had a "sister" location on 14th Street that specialized in chocolates but it closed down in like '03.
The 'mamasan' was a large A/A woman. I know the landlord at that location was a cvrazy chinese woman (runs the restauraqnt in the basement); she probably threw ICM out but kept the FUGLY amp on the 3rd floor
Snipes,
Last I looked, the ICM was still empty. I really didn't like the place for the over priced HJs. For another Jackson, all can be had at every AMP in the District. Some for $. 4. LOL Regular customer Discount. I'm sure LL has that previledge in place in all locales.
Heading to LA some to have my sweet Tracey some more. How about a China RT boys?
PC out
Dick North
02-26-07, 20:28
... Stuck my head in at Archibalds, which usually leaves me a little cold, but something about it was sexier than usual, mostly the barmaids, natch. B.
Bseeks
Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.
Thanks
DN
I was there a year ago. I saw Princess (tall & big). Is DT still open for business?I have no idea why I am entertaining your request when the one and only post you have is a RFI (Request for information).
But, I will tell you that the Princess you saw was a 1-time thing @ DT... She told me she was there for a 3-week stint and would probably not be back.
I haven't heard anything about her in a LONG time... Maybe Black Wednesday did her in.
As for the fruitfulness of DT, either check it out yourself and report or RTFF.
Van
I will be venturing into the city via Metro some afternoon this very week! If you will, please back channel this old fart the best location and provider for an afternoon session.
Thank you and Bless you!!
JJ
Linkletter2420
02-27-07, 16:40
Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...
went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.
Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.
Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5
Great information but wouldn't this be better suited somewhere in the Maryland forum?
Below is link.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=53
Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...
went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.
Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.
Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5
DrunkAsShit
02-27-07, 17:57
1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.
I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time
Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.
Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.
CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.
Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.
Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.
By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!
CabDriver52
02-27-07, 21:03
OK. Here. S the deal
Decided to enjoy some asian for lunch today. Hopped in the car and found myself going into the "ProVideo" building on Wisconsin Ave. Warming up today, very nice, almost clear sky, a few clouds.
On to business. Mamasan greets me and asks question #1. I gave her the name of June. Memory serves ok for this one. Then she asks me who I want. I ask who's working. She smiles and tells me to sit for a minute. She brings in a very nice package. Later to be known as Coco. Very nice upstairs as well as round back.
Very nice shower. Attention paid to all the right areas, lots of casual massaging with the soap. Plenty of hot water. Plenty of smiles. No hurry could be detected.
On to the sauna. This is where she decides to dry me off. Cool with me, nice and warm in the sauna. I chill for maybe 2 minutes and it's on to the room. Face down. Nice nice nice massage. Starting at my feet, moving up. Even pressure everywhere. Overall, one of the best massages I've had in a long time.
Flip. She surveys the situation and decides to dim the lights. On to the ME. The little man was seemingly checking out the sights. On to DATY. Nice, fresh. On to mish then we walked the dog. Damn incredible. I'm still smiling. Methinks I'll be smiling into tomorrow. I was helped into my coat and I left.
Attitude : 9
Service : 9
Body : 9 (I like boobs...)
Overall Experience : 9
Cabbie!
1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.Drunk as shit,
You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.
Whats a skrulnik?
PC out
I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time
Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.
Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.
CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.
Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.
Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.
By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!Bill,
After upteen years of mongering, it will happen that you will catch the girls on the rag. Its an unavoidable issue unfortunately however I am surprised that this one didnt make sure the Spongee was fit properly. I cant even begin to say how many DATYs I had when they were on their periods. I dont even want to imagine.
Anyhow, I wouldnt get too upset. Shit happens. Now you know when not to go see MS Spongee for Massagieee.
PC out
I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time
Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.
Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.
CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.
Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.
Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.
By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!
Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.
Original Gster
02-28-07, 17:02
Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.I went for a walk in the Sun recently, as well. I ran into Jennifer and had a better experience. L/A/S was 8/9/8. PM for more specifics.
OG
Dick North
02-28-07, 19:33
Drunk as shit,
You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.
Whats a skrulnik?
PC out
In defense of DrunkAsShit, I believe that his post was a parody of El Matematico's post. The same El Matematico who was shunned to his own thread.
If I am wrong then flame me as well.
DN
Cabbie,
Loved the post. Please read your PM.
I have also responded to most of the RFI's concerning my previous posts, so those who asked have the info, except that guy with zero posts.
I believe that his post was a parody of El Matematico's post. The same El Matematico who was shunned to his own thread.DN,
You are correct, El stupido posts something stupid, and we have five spinoff posts before somebody reports El Stupido to Jackson to get the post removed.
BTW-I thought DrunkAsses' 20 questions was fucking funny. It is nice to see PCP monitoring the board for us, just wish he would have picked up on the sarcasm before replying.
Welcomes to BT3, Pussylipsmeister, and Original GString.
Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.Junkman,
Safer than the streets, at least most of these girls clean up and bathe between clients, and use mouthwash. But we are still talking about girls who fuck 1-10 guys a day, so safe is a relative term. You need to cover your Johnson or SWMBO may have some thoughts about how to spend your alimony payments...
Report:
Went back for some Thai food, late night - 1am. Nikki or Vikki opened the door and looked a bit distant. No hug, no warm smile. Kept her distance. WTF? Led me to her room and asked if I wanted her to service me. Saying, "I take care you, it OK. Or if you want another girl I don't care... Up to you."
Now, "Up to you" is a Thai girl's way of saying, "I will comply with your wishes because you are paying me and I am being my little submissive self. However, do not expect a stellar performance because I'm not into it."
I got the drift and asked to see the other girls. One girl came running out of the back and into a dressing room where she changed into something sexy in like three seconds. Another girl was sitting behind the corner with crossed legs, and did not move. All I can tell about her is she is probably at least 5'6" and slender. That is based entirely on the length and shape of her calves.
As always for me, best actress wins. Nana got herself changed and was the only one in the lineup... At least I think so, she was definately the only one I saw! She is quite hot. K girl. Looks about 25 y.o. but may be a bit older. Pure black wavy hair just past her shoulders. Enhanced C cups, and a flawless body.
TS was playful and thourough. She noted the standard tip folded into my cellphone© and asked if it were her tip. I nodded in the affirmative, and she left to get her equipment. BTW-She waited until we were finished and I was satisfied before actually taking the tip and handing my cellphone to me while getting dresed, very polite.
On her return, she fed me mouthwash (always a great sign) and stripped. We did a bit of mutual groping and even some BBSJ (bare back shaft job) before laying me face-down. The massagi was not in my definition of massagi. More like a erotic stimulation thing. It was a succession of tickle jobs, first with the fingers, then the hair, then her tits, and finally her touge. She covered up her tounge and the ARJ was nice, but not steller.
On the flip she gave me a nice CBJ almost to completion, but I stopped the process and told her, "Turn over baby." She complied, and I enjoyed some nice DATY. She didn't seem to respond well but finally declared her desire to be fucked hard--maybe she did enjoy it? She positioned her pelvis on the edge of the bed and raised the legs for a nice deep fuck. I gave it to her, and enjoyed it to completion.
Nana:
Face 7
Body 9 (deduction for fake tits, do the math)
Massagi N/A
Sexo 7
I would repeat.
She was difinately compliant and tried to act the part, but she is not very good at acting. The eye candy is subperb. Probably the late night thing affected the whole staff.
BTW - the spa closes at 2am eevery night except Fri and Saturday. I was shown out at closing time.
LoveLOS
...tip folded into my cellphone ©2007, LoveLOS
Jake Jj 1492
03-01-07, 10:15
Great reports LL & Cabby. Sounds like I've got a couple stops to make...away from the sunlight...
Took a nap this afternoon after a hard day at work and dreamed I was on K street near 14th and entering an unmarked doorway slightly below street level.
Some very short and old Korean woman hustled me into room 6 and told me to get ready for a beautiful girl.
I did so and shortly in comes "Yong"! About 5'3" C-cups, shoulder length hair, pretty face, good English speaking skills.
She asked me, in my dream, if I wanted a shower and I told her I want everything there is to get!
Off to the shower. OUTSTANDING shower!
Sauna for about 5 minutes to dry
Back to room 6 for a very good hard massage of the back and neck. Really worked out the kinks well.
Then she lost her few clothes and said to give her money which I did, again in this dream.
Turn over. She demonstrated that she really IS from Asia and explored all the deep recesses of the land very well. Then she explained about why she had a French accent, again getting VERY DEEP into the subject.
We discussed all about the missionary population for a while and then I discovered she is as fond of canines as I am and we discussed them for about 20 minutes.
She told me she was getting tired so we covered some more of this history of the missionary population and after making my final point was made, it was time for me to go home.
I woke up back in my office with a large wet spot on the front of my pants!!!!
OH NO!!! If only it had all been real!
14K - Yong - tell her that Jim with the "big and strong ****" sent you.
Very nice nap and I hope to repeat the dream again soon!
JJ
Slezer, that was great prose. Don't you wish shit like that would happen in real life?
LL
Would that it were so!
We live in such a sad, sad world.
Slezer, that was great prose. Don't you wish shit like that would happen in real life?
LL
I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time
Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.
Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.
CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.
Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.
Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.
By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!
SAW TINA , VERY DISSAPOINTED, SAIS ONLY BEEN IN TOWN ABOUT 2 MONTHSAND 20 DAYS, SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK. ts poor, fake o worthless, does not like daty, not clean shaven, small breast, at least 39 years old. would not repeat. dont waste your $
Wayward One
03-02-07, 00:19
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from November 2006 to December 30, 2006.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Previous Report posted on 11/9/06
Sun (108)
========
Bebe - 12/28/06 - LoveLOS (+)
Gina - 12/27/06 - Rejected Monke (+)
bebe - 12/26/06 - DCrez (+)
Honey - 12/24/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Miko - 12/20/06 - Santeesucks (?)
Bebe - 12/20/06 - LoveLOS (+)
bebe - 12/19/06 - Member #2652 (+)
Honey - 12/18/06 - cabdriver52 (+)
Honey - 12/18/06 - pussprowler (+)
Bebe - 12/17/06 - Macphisto (+)
Miko - 12/16/06 - Chicago II (+)
Cindy - 12/14/06 - pussprowler (+)
Nana - 12/13/06 - DCrez (+)
Bebe - 12/12/06 - Robert1744 (+)
Patty - 12/8/06 - captain video (+)
Sue chen - 12/6/06 - Only Me (+)
Cindy - 12/5/06 - DrummerBoy (-)
Joy - 12/1/06 - Likes fun peeps (+)
patty - 11/28/06 - Iron Viet (+)
Jenny - 11/24/06 - twist (+)
Paly - 11/15/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Jenny - 11/22/06 - Santeesucks (+)
Joy - 11/22/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Mimi - 11/21/06 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 11/20/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Mimi - 11/20/06 - Fun997 (?)
Coco - 11/17/06 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
??? - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Joy - 11/15/06 - Cone (+)
Young and Honey - 11/14/06 - LoveLOS (+,+)
Joy - 11/14/06 - Paco2888 (+)
Joy - 11/12/06 - ravensfan (+)
Honey - 11/9/06 - pussprowler (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - Inca79 (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - Crazy dick (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - laxman #2 (+)
??? - 11/7/06 - pussprowler (+)
May - 11/6/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 11/5/06 - Rejected Monke (+)
Young - 11/3/06 - Fun997 (+)
Mimi - 11/3/06 - Haywoo Jablome (+)
Mimi - 11/2/06 - Freshly Snipes (+)
Sonya - 11/2/06 - Freshly Snipes (Golgo 13) (-)
Supra (28)
=====
Seven - 12/14/06 - Sooner1 (?)
Coco - 12/7/06 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Sophia - 12/6/06 - Cone (-)
Sophia - 12/1/06 - Frank99 (-)
Mimi/Suahi - 11/27/06 - Oracle2 (+)BBFS
Sophia - 11/21/06 - Dudeman-12 (-)
Coco - 11/18/06 - Junky11 (+)
Coco - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Oriental (1716I, Boss, castle)(19)
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Jenny - 12/29/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Sara - 11/29/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Cici - 11/26/06 - Jdmh22 (?)
Youmi/Yumi - 11/5/06 - Dr Zigzag (+)
Micki - 11/4/06 - Macphisto (+)
J - 11/4/06 - Logix357 (+)
Mirage (617 K,Magic) (12)
====================
Candy - 12/14/06 - BikJik69 (-)
hana - 12/13/06 - Dcrez (-)
candy - 11/8/06 - Hugh Jardon (+)
14K (13)
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Connie - 12/7/06 - pussprowler (+)
nana - 11/20/06 - Ampfreq (+)
Accu-fitness (4)
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Joanne - 12/16/06 - Kluvr (?)
Annie - 11/19/06 - Kliuvr (+) - new location
IHC (Mini)(6)
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Michelle/Apple - 11/22/06 - Tezar (+/+)
nadia - 11/17/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
OK (12)
==
Jun - 12/10/06 - Ampfreq (+)
Jun - 11/2/06 - Ampfreq (+)
Rio (2)
===
Penny - 11/3/06 - Vamonger (+)
No new reports this period
==========================
Hummingbird Spa, H&H floatation (5), VIP Spa, Youngs (georgetown)Venus (3), Royal (20), Happiness (59), Georgetown Body Therapy , Petworth
HWC (4)
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Cherri - 11/1/06 - Virginian 2006 (?)
Comfort therapeutic (springfield)(2)
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12/19/06 - legit - bigelow12
Sakura(2)
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Kelly - 12/2/06 - Saiyen (+)
M spa (2)
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??? - 11/27/06 - Original Gster (?)
Closed
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CPHC (34)
====
Busted:( - 8/17/06 - Laxman #2
Downtown (39)
========
Busted :( - A John 8/15/06
NWS (new World)
===============
3/1/06 - slowfloyd (confirmation) [tt]
King Tan Closed? - 7/12/06 - Crash11
Moonlight (balt)
========
closed :( - 8/16/06 - Yellofvr
Oriental Spicy
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:( busted - 8/20/06 - Smokey 2009
Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.
No amp names
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Webdog - 12/7/06 - Best or K in chantilly (+)
WebDog - hana - 12/7/06 - on K st
Washit - 11/9/06 - no name (?)
Great Job WW1!
Thought I would add my 2¢ in the form of some links and up to date type stuff, like the answer to all the foolish newbies questions:
Where's the best place to get laid in DC? Here is the open and closed list:
Spas that I believe to be open at this time:
Sun
Supra
Oriental (aka: 1716I, Boss, Castle)
Mirage (aka: 617 K, Magic)
14K (aka: 1413K)
Accu-fitness
IHC (aka: Mini)
OK
Rio (aka: Olympic)
Royal
VIP Spa
Youngs (Georgetown)
Spas that I believe to be closed at this time:
Happiness
CPHC
Downtown
NWS (new World)
King Tan
And here is how to get there:
Addresses and metro stops
Between these two reports, if you cannot find it, PLEASE don't ask, we can't help you.
LoveLOS
PS Please advise if I am in error.
Friday nite decided to end my two month abstinance of AMPs, ending up with Sora at Sun. Said she's only been there a couple days. I'd say she's on the younger/average age, looks korean/jap mix to me (almond vs round face), enhanced top, bit of a fuller pear shaped bottom than the typical korean w/o a butt to speak of, and blond/brown hair (I prefer straight and jet black). Typical fare, but I was a little distracted by 20-somethings yapping as they were headed to/from CyUglies, so had a below average time. I'd give her solid 6s and 7s, but nothing worth repeating before checking the full stable. Glad to be back, take care out there. KL
ps. Looking forward to Honey's return in a couple weeks.
PS Please advise if I am in error.LL,
Thanks for the listing. I was @ Oriental Friday, Noon-time. Place looks like it is open, with the sign (YK) in place, Bell lit, and camera still there. Bell does not give a ring, so tried knocking LOUD, but to no avail. Thought I heard voices, but it was probably a dream. I'll try again, but not for a while.
AM
DrunkAsShit
03-03-07, 22:47
Agree:
Eyebar closed
OK open
OK is only OK these days.
DrunkAsShit
03-03-07, 22:52
Drunk as shit,
You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.
Whats a skrulnik?
PC outWhy you act like the WSG FIVE-OH? You got Po-Po blood running through you? Shaking down a brother! DAMN.
A skrulnik? Look it up, fool!
Cabdriver52,
Are you referring to Young's in Georgetown?
My original plan was to go out for some Thai food based on tips from LL, Korbin, and others. But I somehow got the name of the establishment wrong, and ended up at the place the Olympic team once worked out.
Buzzed in and received a pleasant greeting. Korean food on the menu, Michelle. Thirty-ish, cute face, 5’4”, 140 lbs, tits fairly large but a bit sagging, not a hard body but not bad either. TS was excellent, not rushed at all, attention payed to the right places. Back in the room a decent rub down (they don’t give massage, just body and relaxation -Yeah). Again, excellent no-rush service with the amenities DT lacked in it’s waning days, AR, CG and happy ending in mish.
Grades on the old scale:
TS – 9.5
Face – 8
Body – 6.5
Massage – 7
Performance – 9
I would and will repeat
Happy Hunting
XS
Bseeks
Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.
Thanks
DNCrystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.
Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.
XS
Jake Jj 1492
03-05-07, 00:01
Set out for I** in NE, but, upon not finding a place to park, I decided to venture back to familiar territory.
I landed at a place fit for Kings on hopes that a Thai Princess might be visiting. Alas, I was greeted by a tall Princess from the land of Korea by the name of Sophia. She was very welcoming and made feel right at home. 7s across the board.
Trusted members can PM for details.
Dick North
03-05-07, 18:35
Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.
Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.
XSXsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.
Thanks again
DN
Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.
Thanks again
DNThere's always been great eye candy at Archie's but the women there seem to only give it up for the rich. Friend of mine, who was opening his own strip club was offered the works at no immediate charge by a stripper there -as soon as she found out he was opening his own club.
This report is a continuation of the events that occured earlier in the evening. And the culmination of a Triethnica©--three women of three different races in one 24 hour period. Not a first for me, but I just had not planned on it when the night began.
It was 2am, Royal just closed. 1413 is an unknown, as is Supra, for closing time on a Sunday night. I Know Sun has been getting bad reports lately, so I take a chance. 5 minute over to Chinatown and I am going up those familliar stairs. First good thing that greets me is the old mamasan, who knows me well enough not to give me a real lame one. I asked for her best girl and she brought me a new girl. Whose name I will withhold for the PMs to senior members. Yep, she's a keeper.
My new companion is a K girl, but with some facial features that make her look a bit Japanese. I inquired and she is pure Korean. I am guessing she is in her mid to upper 20's, stands about 5'4" with natural A/be's crowned with 3/8" erect nipples. Her body is not hardbody or spinner. But fine. Not shaven.
The table shower was pretty average, but she did pump on little LL so that bode well. Back in the room, I went face down and she got naked. Massagi was fair, but not great. Had the room with a mirror at the head of the bed, so the sight of a beautiful young woman executing her profession was very pleasant. On the flip, I sampled the soft natural tits and maneuvered her to DATY position. She didn't seem to be getting into it, but she let me take my fill without hurrying me or trying to take over and get back into the script. Good girl.
I eventually let her back in control and the CBJ was pleasant, but could not compare to Starr's oral work. She climbed on cowgirl and my thoughts were to let her bounce a while then finish dog style. It is amazing how things change. She was bouncing along and then slowed down and started the grinding kind of cowgirl. I let her know I preferred that and she replied, "I do too. " Now thats a good girl. At that point the effects of the nice long DATY session apparently kicked in, she was starting to get into it. A lot.
Now this girl had not been a great actress up to this point, so when she told me she was going to cum, I had to take it at face value. The rest of the session was a stunning woman grinding my cock chasing her nut. That actually gets me off much better than a girl laying there taking it while I'm chasing my nut. Actually, we came almost together but she kept going for a minute or two after, I think she wanted to be sure she had done her job. Fucking A yes! That was hot, and I love it when they thank U. And mean it.
THis is definately a YMMV girl, but now that I have got a rep with her, things between us should move from the AMP experience to the GFE experience. I'll keep you posted. : D
Trusted members may PM for her name:
Face 7
Body 8
TS 6
Massagi 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8.
I will be back.
LoveLOS
Jake-I am thinking your girl Sophia is the tall one whose calves I saw last week. PM me details, although I doubt I will go anyplace but back to Sun for a few weeks--it is always good to have a backup plan.
Max Beelyun
03-06-07, 12:27
Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.
Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.
Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.
Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8
Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.
Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9
Definitely will be back.
Jake Jj 1492
03-07-07, 01:05
Decided to go for an evening tanning session in pursuit of LoveLos latest discovery. Ended up with a different cutie who's name comes between April and June. She seemed very new, but attentive.
7s across the board.
NOTE: Unfortunately, this is not the girl who shared the same name that was there October/November 2006.
DrunkAsShit
03-07-07, 07:30
New little spinner at the joint above the video shop near Bad Guys. You know the place... some bogus immigration lawyer's office is one floor below. Spinner's name Jeanie as in the bird in the bottle.
Not the greatest rub nor the greatest wet down. The action was not the worst but not the best. However, it was good time. Great customer service. Beautiful face and bod. Did I say great customer service. Hit me in the pocket for a buck sixty.
Found out today Young's on vacation.
Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.
Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.
Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.
Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8
Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.
Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9
Definitely will be back.
Its been awhile since my last dream. After RTFF, I decided to give the K Street basement a shot. I used to go there quite a bit but it was always spotty (to me anyhow). I found it true to form once again.
Went in and dropped a couple names from the forum to mamasan. Led to room and was presented with Joon (June). Not my type at all. Older, heavier and not so nice face. Nice e-rack though. Standard TS with a 5 minute stint in the
sauna. Went back to room and planted $ under the cell phone on the end table. I'll give the lady props for the massage, after all - thats what I went for. Very very good. A+ there.
Light tickling in the back end followed on by the standard breast massage on the back etc. Flip side led to a pleasant but not so energetic CBJTF. I've never really been into DATY or FS with these ladies so I was "satisfied". The $ may be overpayment for the CBJTF but I've found if I tell them thats all I'm interested in - the service usually isn't as energetic and they skip the other items that lead up to the event.
All in all, 50 minutes spent - std service for the std fee of $ + house fee. Nuetral rating - nothing to really write home about. I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face....it was a face that only LL could love.
This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh - and it feels damn good to be posting again!
Cheers
Nova
I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face. It was a face that only LL could love.
This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh. And it feels damn good to be posting again! Nova, I think I should say it is nice to have you posting again. Let me think about that--I thought I was the picky motherfucker here that likes to spend time with 9's and 10's. Surely you meant to type Robux? Looked at your posts, and yes, other than a report last year, your previous post was addressed to the Trashman. Welcome home.
[rant mode=on]
I too wish the AMPs were still here, but until LE finds some real crimes to pursue we are screwed. In this age where LE is pretending K girls who come and go as they please, have nice jewelry and apartments in Annandale are sex slaves, we can expect the AMPs are history. As long as they get high profile press for little or no effort or danger, the thugs, pimps and drug dealers will continue to run DC. We can always dream and keep ourselves interested in this forum by posting our dreams and creative writing essays. [/rant mode]
Hearwith, a short fictional story:
None of my regular wingmen could come out and play. Loopy may read the continuation of this dream and come to regret his pass on this adventure. Anyway, since another informal RT was not gonna happen, LL was on a solo mission in DC. Target package--an expected near GFE from my girl Happy at Sun. This is the girl whose name I kept for PM only on Sunday. I am now publishing her name, because protecting her from getting hammered by 100 guys a day is no longer an issue. She is gone.
As a matter of fact, if you didn't like the recent girls at Sun, you can rejoyce. They are ALL gone. 100% turnover as of yesterday. I got there within an minutes of the old girls leaving and the new crew arriving. Mamasan pulled one out of the dressing room, and she was wearing street clothes! She didn't know where the shower was, or excatly how the game is played in DC. Don't get me wrong, she was a real fast learner, but there was enough variation in how she played the game than standard DC fare that I could tell the difference--you will too as you read:
I asked for the shower and she got me a robe and slippers and off we went. The TS was good, she asked if she could clean up little LL, and I told her, "Of course! " Her massagi was really very good, ask her for some oil or lotion since her style is to pull and rub, which can be a bit painful on just-washed skin. Strong hands. I could tell she is used to the massage as the precurser type of place, because of the attention to the massage and the fact she did not fully disrobe. She actually did some massage on the front after the flip and was preparing to start a HJ when I directed her attention to her tip beneath my cellphone and advised her I was there for the full treatment.
She snagged her tip and went out to get the rest of her equipment, which again, most of my girls just know to bring before we start. I finally got her out of her fucking street clothes. She has natural A cups with erect 3/8 inch nipples and two brand new tattoos, two days old. She is probably 30-35 y. O. And has apparently had some previous issues with childbirth, or so it appears. For that reason, and the matter of an unshaven status, I did not ask for DATY. She positioned herself on the edge of the table to recieve deep penetration standing mish. She got it.
Apparently she had read the post-it note that advises the girls not to moan and scream, or she is a good actress, but she ended up covering her mouth and quivering a lot as I pounded her to my satisfaction. I guess she was pleased as I kept getting lip to lip kisses after that.
Tina:
Face 7
Body 6
massagi 9
Sexo 8
Overall 7-8
I would not kick her out if I drew her again, but I would seek out better eye candy.
Hot towel, more massage to complete my hour, dressed. I am being escorted out by mamasan and another girl opens the door. Fucking HOT. I ask her name? "I don't know yet, she just get here. You want to try her now? " Hell yes I want to try her now! . But I had brought in only the standard tip and I needed some recharge time. I consider my options.
This fable is continued here.
LoveLOS
I decided to kick off my weekend today with a visit to my favorite AMP and see my new girlfriend for the second time. It was about 2: 30pm, I like it when they are not busy. She answered to door, but had a different hair style, which looked good. She remembered me which is always a good thing. The TB was good, massage after lather. On the flip, she gave me good attention, but I said its alright to make sure my dick is really clean. She said she was worried that I would blow and I assured her it would take more than that so she gave me a lot of extra attention in the zone, which turned a good TB into an excellent one. We got back to the room and she asked me how many covers I wanted. First time for that question. She said "three", I said bring it. The massage was a little short, but plenty of tease and oral all over (including AR for a good long time – maybe that’s why so short on the massage). On the flip I told her to lay down and gave her a massage, paying close attention to the important zones. I flipped her and spent a lot of time playing in her zone. I think she even got a little wet. She likes to keep the lights up so there is plenty to see. A little thin bush on the top, clean below. After I played in the zone enough, she gave me a BBBJ and then put on the cover. Flipped her four times before (Mish, Dog, Rev Cow, and Cow and completed). Hot towel clean up as usual when she came back. I told her that guys really like a little neck massage while laying there enjoying the good FS. She took note and gave me a nice neck and head rubdown while laying on my back. She seems eager to please. After my full hour of time was up, I left with a big smile. Good VFM. Definitely be back. She is trainable. Later, BT.
Drunk Irish
03-10-07, 13:35
Hello
Trying to get back in the scene but looks like my timing couldn't be worse. Walked by my old haunt New World Spa, but they are tearing the building down. So I doubt they will ever be open there again.
Tried Sun, but I think I'm at the wrong door. Finally figured out the address, but the only thing at that room number is a white door, a buzzer taped to the wall, and no number above the door, so I'm guessing. Pressed the buzzer, but no answer. (Its the place right next to the restaurant, across from the 'back' side of MCI, right?
Went to 617, but all the parking spots in front were taken. I need to read when there is a convention in town. Paying $20 for parking wasn't what I wanted to do that particular day anyway.
Just saying hi, and thanks for the reviews. I used to post under the old DC, WSG board, and found y'all migrated here.
The only info I can give is the street scene is pretty dead. If you want BSW, they come out around midnight. I saw one ok WSW by the Firehouse on 13th, she pops up around 11:00 or so sometimes. Blonde, a little thick, but not fat, actually decent looking, about a six. You can tell she used to be pretty hot, but has that crack hoe teeth deterioration starting.
There also used to be a really cute young greek/italian type looking girl who hung out with two BSW (young), but haven't seen them lately.
Hopefully will build enough rep here to learn the name of the Thai place. Only place that sounds worth it right now from the reviews.
Drunk Irish
03-10-07, 13:45
Odd question, but which rooms do you guys like to pick?
At 617, I like the middle room if you turn right after the stairs. Had a great experience with Suzie (?) there one early afternoon. Sunlight coming in the room was warm. The table was the thin table, but that was ok, she was petite. :)
The room straight ahead after the stairs has the big mattress, but I don't like being on the floor for some reason.
Downtown had comfortable rooms when it was in operation. I liked the room down the hall with the mirror on the wall. Mattress on the floor, but that was ok.
Did they ever fix the shower at Supra?
I guess with the weather so cold, I want a comfortable experience. I remember at 1818 one time freezing my a** off walking through the labrythin from the shower to the room.
Hope to post up a good review soon.
Freshly Snipes
03-11-07, 15:02
Odd question, but which rooms do you guys like to pick?
At 617, I like the middle room if you turn right after the stairs. Had a great experience with Suzie (?) there one early afternoon. Sunlight coming in the room was warm. The table was the thin table, but that was ok, she was petite. :)
The room straight ahead after the stairs has the big mattress, but I don't like being on the floor for some reason.
Downtown had comfortable rooms when it was in operation. I liked the room down the hall with the mirror on the wall. Mattress on the floor, but that was ok.
Did they ever fix the shower at Supra?
I guess with the weather so cold, I want a comfortable experience. I remember at 1818 one time freezing my a** off walking through the labrythin from the shower to the room.
Hope to post up a good review soon.I don't really care which room i'm put in, so long as it's not RIGHT next to the main door. The one and only time i visited the amp at 1716 I, i was placed in the room which was spitting distance away from the main entrance. Not only that, but i would have to walk through a tv living room type area, in nothing more than a towel, to get to and from the shower area. Very uncomfortable thought. So i left before the girl entered the room.
As far as you ringing the doorbell at Sun. Sure you hit the right bell? It has 5** number right on the door. Maybe they were just full. Or maybe you looked shady, Just kidding. :D
Like migrating birds, the BSW will be back out in full force, now that the weather has finally started to break.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
Went to look for a ride at 6th and K autos when my usual place above the eye was closed. So glad I found this forum. Have been looking for a place since wsg slowed down. So, After visiting Pro Video at aroud 3, and not getting in after someone just went up before me, I was about to give up and go home. I figured I'd check in at the castle and it seemed all lights were out. As a last resort, as I had never been there, I checked out the lot. I got there around 3:40 and was surised they were open. Was greeted by Hana, a k girl, who had a beautiful rack. English was alright, but all I could concentrate on was the headlights. maybe a little older than what I prefer, 27-28 area, but she did the job. At least I know somewhere open late. Seemed to be the only one available, as I saw no one else in the building. The only bad thing going in was the pimps following the SW's out front on 6th. Kind of made me nervous but better than the crowds around the castle and 1829 on the weekends. BTW, the loot under the phone is a great tip. I did my cig pack but either way, its great that the conversation never even comes up. No awkward tip talk.
I will be in the area for a week on business. can you guys give me some massage places and strip club to hang out for the week?
Thanks
Henry
Checked in where the olympic team used to hold their training camp, and was greeted by the effervescent mama-san ("It's been so LONG! I miss you! Blah blah blah in a language I don't think ANYone understood). Mama takes me into the room at the end of the hall, and after lots of hugging, apologizes for giving me a "big girl" last time...says this time will be better. Two girls on that day...one I'd seen (Cherry....Excellent), and one I hadn't (Michelle). I go with Michelle. GREAT choice! Longer-than-average TS, friendly chat, too. On to the room...body rub and relaxation (we're NOT a massage place, you know), then on to GREAT asian, enthusiastic french, flip for mish. As we're nearing the finish, and I'm pushing her off the table into the wall, she says "it's okay...don't stop!" and unleashes a torrent of the dirty talk. End result? Good times.
Looks: 8
Body: 8.5
Attitude: 10
Performance: 9
Enjoy, and stay safe. Oh, and FYI...Cherry has nearly the same marks.
I will be in the area for a week on business. can you guys give me some massage places and strip club to hang out for the week?Mr Henry,
Yes, we can; come to think of it, we already have! Read just a few fucking pages of this forum and you will find a link to all the currently open AMPs. I am told there are strip clubs in town too, but that reading is on the general board and not quite as concise. I'm too lazy to type it in again.
Wash-Nice. We needed a report on that venue. Thanks!
LL
Sonnysblues
03-13-07, 21:15
Long time reader, first time poster. I signed up for my 401K this week after dodging it forever and figured it was about time to start investing in this forum too, little by little.
Add GHS to the open list. I haven't hobbied since pre-Black Wednesday and took a chance that it might be open after bypassing a 617K parking lot teeming with touts and cars parking.
GHS shares an alley with a gay bar full of shirtless men, you can see them in the upstairs window as you walk up. Interesting compare and contrast, two polar opposite worlds sharing the same building, both approached by solitary men hard-wired for getting off, sharing similar nervous excitement. But behind those doors, two worlds alien to each other. I definitely chose the right door.
Mamasan buzzed me in immediately and deposited me in door number three asking me if I had been here before to which I replied a long time ago to which she replied get undressed, in case I forgot the routine. In walks Jenny, classic archless k-girl, but very cute with modern Japanese hairstyle, perfect amount of makeup, slightly enhanced Bs, slutwear and heels, surprised and maybe somewhat pleased to see a young monger.
She collected admission, took me by the hand to the ts, giving a perfunctory squeeze before telling me to lay flat on the stomach. Business-like but with lots of smiles and eye contact as she washed, foreshadowing AR. My feet are embarrasingly ticklish, so she got a big kick out of that, it really opened her up. Afterward spent a couple minutes in a clean, cedar-smelling sauna, which removed any last vestiges of tension.
Now back to the room, she's talking up a storm, poor English with gestures, but friendly chatter, gave a massage that lasted ten minutes at best. No AR, too bad. (miss the days of CPHC...) On the flip went right into lfk, side-by-side high school style petting and make-out, which turned into daty. Then changed gears into cbj which was quite a performance for her in leading up to the actual cbj, almost like worship. On to mish then a thunderous finish while barking at the moon.
I've had few experiences like this one at an AMP, mainly because I sensed no performance in her performance, almost a GFE, save for the cbj/worship. I know its bs to say and hear, and I will get flamed, but I believed she genuinely liked me. And in my opinion, that's all that counts, resources well spent.
Looks: 8.5
Body: 7.5
Attitude: 10
Performance: 10
Safe and happy hunting!
Was greeted by Hana, a k girl, who had a beautiful rack. English was alright, but all I could concentrate on was the headlights. maybe a little older than what I prefer, 27-28 area, but she did the job. I guarantee you Hana isn't a day under 40!
Hey I just found this board and I just want to say "THANK GOD" First let me thank you geniuses for posting the names and directions of some of these places. As a guy who went to one place a long time ago it is amazing and really helpful to have stuff like this. One request, a place for newbies with stuff like directions but also as important some of the definitions of the acroymns. Just a thought. Now I have to questions
1. I went to an MP (yeah I got the lingo down) about two years ago. I thought it was on L street, went right in, climbed about two flights of stairs. there was a door with a security camera and was greeted by an older Asian woman. Where was I? Sorry if this sounds like every other MP in DC but that is all a I have to go on.
2. Also, got an asian girl named Jennie, was ok gave a good bath and a good CBJ. But after wards she washed my little boy with a cotton ball with Alchohol? WTF? What does that mean?
Nice forum. YOU ALL ARE DOING GODS WORK!! HAHA
Max Beelyun
03-13-07, 23:12
Hello,
Went back to my favorite down under golden place near mcpherson. N--- was back, so not in Korea like I was told (okay, should have known better). Though she does say she's retiring in September.- wants to get married and move back home. (Dang, which I could have done that at her age.- the retiring part, that is.) All was great, as usual. She's probably not freaky enough for some, but gives a very good massage, has good energy, speaks a couple languages, and is open to suggestions.
I also went to a decidedly regal place near metro center. Nice. No sauna, but I don't care. It was slow and the Mamasan offered two girls for the price of one. At first I said yes, but then I realized that probably didn't apply to the tip, so I had to decline. Sigh. Everything was great there too.
Don't have much more to say, but you can PM for details.
a couple of great reports from board newcomers!!! Welcome to all of you!!!
Sonny gets an A+ for both style and content, with a bonus for reporting an AMP re-opening!!!! Hero of the day! About the part where she might actually like you. Just remember -- the best actress always wins. It matters not if she likes you or not as long as you cannot tell the difference! Please please please don't get involved emotionally with a prostitute. It is better for everyone, take it from someone who should know better. :cool:
Max - Great report. PM me and Wayward One the details, you are just obtuse enough in your references that I can draw conflicting conclusions, and WW1 is chronicling our reports, so he needs the info as well.
Litric, There is an abbreviations page. The link is at the top of every page. Sounds like you went to GHS or DT. More than likely DT if you climbed the famous "stairway to heaven."© Both are/were within a block of L st. It appears GHS is resurrected from the dead and DT is still RIP. The alcohol is funny, happened to me once also. Cleanliness is good though.
LoveLOS
"Stairway to Heaven" ©2003 - Xsailor
GHS shares an alley with a gay bar full of shirtless men, you can see them in the upstairs window as you walk up. Interesting compare and contrast, two polar opposite worlds sharing the same building, both approached by solitary men hard-wired for getting off, sharing similar nervous excitement. But behind those doors, two worlds alien to each other. I definitely chose the right door.
Note to self: Do not go to GHS while drunk or with an otherwise distorted sense of direction.
a couple of great reports from board newcomers!!! Welcome to all of you!!!
Sonny gets an A+ for both style and content, with a bonus for reporting an AMP re-opening!!!! Hero of the day! About the part where she might actually like you. Just remember -- the best actress always wins. It matters not if she likes you or not as long as you cannot tell the difference! Please please please don't get involved emotionally with a prostitute. It is better for everyone, take it from someone who should know better. :cool:
Max - Great report. PM me and Wayward One the details, you are just obtuse enough in your references that I can draw conflicting conclusions, and WW1 is chronicling our reports, so he needs the info as well.
Litric, There is an abbreviations page. The link is at the top of every page. Sounds like you went to GHS or DT. More than likely DT if you climbed the famous "stairway to heaven."© Both are/were within a block of L st. It appears GHS is resurrected from the dead and DT is still RIP. The alcohol is funny, happened to me once also. Cleanliness is good though.
LoveLOS
"Stairway to Heaven" ©2003 - Xsailor
LL:
As if you haven't noticed already, I thought I'd bore you with the obvious; namely, you are three away from the 1000-post milestone. I can't wait to see what you're going to post to mark this momentous event.
Did you time the RT with the onset of this milestone?
Van
Long time reader, infrequent poster. I was out last week looking to sample some of the available AMP action. I RTFF (or so I thought) but ran into a couple of dead ends along the way.
First, I tried the Accu place on McArthur. I may not have RTFF close enough, but zip, nada. The place was locked shut. This was very disappointing since I used to really like this place.
Second, I tried the place on 17th street. I know there were open recently since I had been there about a month ago. Again, zip, nada. The door was locked and I was foiled again.
Finally, before I was about to give up in utter frustration, I tried an oldie but goodie spot, let's call it the Hard Rock Cafe AMP. Bingo, there were open and not much had changed since I was there about three years ago. There didn't look like there was a mamasan. I was greeted with a "hey honey" by Jeni (I think that was here name) who was really nice and had the requisite tools if you know what I mean.
Once inside (out of the cold), we got into a room, took care of the house fee, got undressed and headed for the TS. The place was a bit cold (a factor of the temperature outside) and Jeni mentioned that they were really slow because of that. The TS was much better than I ever remembered with lots of attentioned to the right places.
After the TS, headed back to the room, thought I could have used a sauna. They used to have one, but it wasn't offered. I'm not sure if they don't have one anymore. Anyway, headed into the room for a very good massage, thought she didn't do the walking on the back thing.
After a while she got undressed and commenced with the light touching and the dragging the hair on the back thing (which is pretty good). She spend quite a bit of time on the "asian" treatment which was quite nice. On the flip, played with C cups (yes, I said C cups, quite impressive) and then it was on to the CBJ. That lasted for a while then it was miss and a bit of doggie before I blew "my mind".
All in all a pretty good amp experience.
Looks - 7
Body - 7
Message - 6
English - 5
I went by there recently and turned away because of the parking. Are the parking attendents bonafide or are they just some guys who are misrepresenting a parking management company?
LL:
As if you haven't noticed already, I thought I'd bore you with the obvious; namely, you are three away from the 1000-post milestone. I can't wait to see what you're going to post to mark this momentous event.
Did you time the RT with the onset of this milestone?
VanYou are a clever monger... The RT was timed for #1000 for both LL and BSR (who has been camped out at 999 for two weeks waiting for a suitable event to post). When we both hit 1000, I think it will be the last time the two of us have the same post count, he is chomping at the bit.
We did the math and with the current attendees at RT, we will have well over 5000 posts to our credit.
Cookie man, Great post! Welcome to the board. PM me about which AMP you are referring to...
LoveLOS
Hey LL,
Thanks for the reply yea I felt like such an Ass because after I sent out that question about abbreviations.. what was the first thing I see on the top. Yeah yeah. On a happier note I am glad to hear that I was not the only one whose little captain got an alcohol bath! Have a great day everyone.
YOU ARE DOING GODS WORK... If God was a horn dog !!!!
Jake Jj 1492
03-14-07, 23:02
And suddenly it's a beehive of activity!
Great job and great reports newbies!
Will somebody please PM me on this new place? I don't want to open the door to anything other than K-Girls...and with my luck...errr...
a couple of great reports from board newcomers!!! Welcome to all of you!!!
LoveLOS
"Stairway to Heaven" ©2003 - Xsailor
You are a clever monger... The RT was timed for #1000 for both LL and BSR (who has been camped out at 999 for two weeks waiting for a suitable event to post). When we both hit 1000, I think it will be the last time the two of us have the same post count, he is chomping at the bit.
We did the math and with the current attendees at RT, we will have well over 5000 posts to our credit.
Cookie man, Great post! Welcome to the board. PM me about which AMP you are referring to...
LoveLOSTwo 1000th posters + Pwhipped 2198 and counting, Hell that is monger critical mass not ass folks, no telling where this reaction will take us. This has the potential to be historic event of epic proportions.
Will see you at TER M&G and DCRT, is that a double header?
Big Red
If I had a great imagination, I would imagine that:
I was out and about on the prowl early this morning, and decided to pass by 6:17 to have my lubes done. Lo and behold, as I approached the den from afar, I spot the unmistakeable glowing lights of babylon. I cautiously cruise towards my previously intended target, just to check out the babylonian actions, and I spot one of their charriots not 2 doors away, sitting there, lights ablazing.
I see no commotion, no handcuffs, no yellow tape. Not even the babylonian himself, which I found wierd. Still, knowing that I am a poor believer in coincidences, I wondered: was it a sting? (tho I will admit one charriot does not a sting make) A ploy to dissuade potential lubers? (it surely worked for me... I took my business elsewhere). Or was it simply a case of coincidence?
Hoped none of my fellow USG hobbyists were caught with their pants down, as it were.
Selah!
(p.s. translations: babylon = Jamaican for LE)
I'm for that, oh, but is a double header not the same two pops? Hmmmm, my bad, but was hoping :{(grin)
Wet dreams,
PW
Two 1000th posters + Pwhipped 2198 and counting, Hell that is monger critical mass not ass folks, no telling where this reaction will take us. This has the potential to be historic event of epic proportions.
Will see you at TER M&G and DCRT, is that a double header?
Big Red
Hey,
Does anyone know if Sun VIP on 8th st se is still open. Probably haven't been there in like a year. I'm asking bc I've heard that someone old guy died inside and they closed.
Thanks
I'm for that, oh, but is a double hedader not the same two pops? Hmmmm, my bad, but was hoping :{(grin)
wet dreams, PWI haven't visited 719vip in like a year and was wondering if anyone knew if they were still open. I heard that someone old had died inside so they closed. any info would be great.
Thanks
I don't really care which room i'm put in, so long as it's not RIGHT next to the main door. The one and only time i visited the amp at 1716 I, i was placed in the room which was spitting distance away from the main entrance. Not only that, but i would have to walk through a tv living room type area, in nothing more than a towel, to get to and from the shower area. Very uncomfortable thought. So i left before the girl entered the room.
As far as you ringing the doorbell at Sun. Sure you hit the right bell? It has 5** number right on the door. Maybe they were just full. Or maybe you looked shady, Just kidding. :D
Like migrating birds, the BSW will be back out in full force, now that the weather has finally started to break.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
When I get the "you been here before?" and I lie and say 'yes' --sometimes they doubt me. And I say 'don't you remember? I was in the red room, last one on the right, with the mirrors' --like I know the place. Nice little trick when you are challenged but then you need a monger who's been there before to give you the layout.
Dick North
03-15-07, 17:53
Your contributions have been stellar.
Wish you all a safe celebration and look forward to many more posts in the future.
DN
CabDriver52
03-15-07, 18:57
I was dreaming yesterday. Had to visit the O. K. Corral. I happened to be there around noon. Found a place to park and walked the two blocks to the door. My favorite part of the dream, Coco was there. Way cool. I visited the shower then the sauna. Nice to get clean & warm in the same shot.
After a visit to all the right areas, we traveled back to the room. Definitely enjoyed the hard massage, walking on the back, steady pressure all over. Asked the big question (like the airport only better). She returned in a few and the flip was complete. Nice ride for a cowgirl, then we met with a missionary. After the missionary left we walked the dog, and everything was complete. Everyone was happy and sated.
The dream seemed to end at this point. However I can remember soft skin and very nice boobs. I dream vividly sometimes. Colors, locations, people. All seem to be real. Anyway. That's it.
Overall a solid 8 across the scale.
Will repeat.
Mamasan now knows me. Kinda cool.
Cabbie
Currently living in Richmond and wanted to know if any of you have heard of some good MP in the Richmond area?
What's up fellas? I'm a new/old poster that was moderately active on the MoCo board up until last Summer and did most of my hobbying around there too. Now I'm back working in DC and I'm ready to start hitting up the AMPs again.
The most recent talk here is quite interesting, just going back two pages leads to a treasure trove of 411 and the clear impression that I should start spending more time on this board.
Any old timers want to throw me a bone via PM about the Thai place?
I'm a newbie here,just lurking the last few weeks learning the rules,RingTFF.I'm not a newbie monger tho.I started when MoCo had fs and moved on to DC when they closed up.I usually find a place I'm comfy with and pretty much stick with it.My usual right now is the place south of the border with Cherry or Michelle (I'd love to spend time with Paula,the momma-san).
The ladies there are GFE,but I know it's just business.The other day,I went to see one of the ladies.There are just 2 working and it was getting backed up.They know I don't mind waiting as it could make a better session.But after waiting an hour and then getting my t/s.I was asked if I could wait another hour so another regular could be taken are of.Of course,I said no.I wasn't mad,just annoyed and it put me off my session (a bit).
I miss the non English speaking ladies as it sure cut down on the talking.
As usual,the service was fine.What I'm wondering is maybe being a regular isn't the best thing in the long run.
Stopped by for some Olympic event training today.
Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.
Was buzzed in and was asked the std questions by mamasan before entry. She was hesitant. Had a bad vibe from the start. Off to room #2. She asked who I've seen before. I said its been awhile and I'd like to see Michelle or Cherry. She stated they were busy but she would bring someone in. In comes Laura. Older and "bigger". Not fat mind you...just bigger. Hand her house fee and she asks who I've seen before. Not really being in the mood for a Q&A, I take my house fee back and tell her thanks but no thanks and begin to walk out the door of #2. She tells me to hold on (blocks the door). I then tell her that my "friend" - <insert SN for a senior member here> - 12^2 recommended I make a return visit and I should see Michelle or Cherry. She said hold on. Went out and spoke with someone and came in all smiles and said that its all good and that they remember him fondly and if I'm with him - then its okay. =) She assured me a good time so I gave the house fee and went off to the shower.
I was hesitant still because again - she was older (35+) and not a spinner. Some of her identifiers - tatoo of a sun around her belly button, tatoo on her shoulder blade and her spoken english was very very very good - just to help you ID her.
Shower was good. Well scrubbed with attention paid to the required locations. She was very playfull so this was a plus.
Back in the room. Planted my donation under the cell phone on the book case. Back rub was very good and long. Off came the clothing and her body was what I expected - not great but not bad. Bolt ons (std) and she was in the intial stages of transformation from a nice looking K girl to...well....not. Just the initial stages though. So, onto the events. Back rub turned into full on bolt on assault. Almost AR (teasing), ball play, shaft play from behind. Fun. Flip side for more bolt on assault eventually leading to force feeding them to me. No complaints.
Now, how do I get to a 9 rating when the above doesn't lead to it. Her oral techniques are 100% fine tuned works of art. Best I've ever experienced in an AMP. She worked the balls over nicely as well as the bare shaft. Slipped the cover on and went to work. Sensed a near explosion left the shaft alone and went back to the boys for awhile. Then she began the CBJ again and offered up a pleasant suprise. Full on DT. (not the stinky stairs DT of past) but DT as in Linda Lovelace. She'd go down, hold it, do some crazy throat stuff and come up for air. She'd flip flop from boys to DT. Went to my standard stand up posture and had her continue on her knees. She finished me off with this stellar performance. Worth this trip to Laura for this experience.
She also boosted my ego by telling me I choked her and she needed a drink. LOL - not a chance I thought as it doesn't take a whole hecka lot of effort to DT this guy. Regardless, she came back - warm towel, cleaned me up and gave a small front massage. Got me dressed and awayyy I went. Standard house fee and std donation. If a DT CBJ and lots of ball play and sucking is your thing - this girl is sure to please.
Now - while I was there, there were at least 2 other mongers there. This was 3:30PM today. I heard you all in all your glory so post the fuck up.
I should also note I initially swung by Sun but too much LE activity going on at the center. Q: Where the fuck are all the K girl spinners who give up motivated AR sessions?
Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....
-Nova Guy-
BlkMstrDerek8
03-17-07, 14:03
I've traveled in LA & DFW and am luckily now coming to the DC area. I've always enjoyed reading the DC posts and am looking forward to sampling your fine establishments. Plenty of info to find my way around but I've gone back several pages and don't see any posts which indicate standard house fee and tip. I obviously want to appear as if I've visited before to ensure the best experience. If someone could advise via post or PM it would be greatly appreciated. I'll be sure to share after my trip.
BMD
Lbridgerunner
03-17-07, 14:16
On a recommendation from sleazebum I have now joined this great site. The dog just isn't what it used to be. Posts coming soon.
GC42. Now Lbridgerunner
Currently living in Richmond and wanted to know if any of you have heard of some good MP in the Richmond area?
I lived there many years - Richmond sucks. RTFF and take a road trip to DC. Best advice can offer.
XS
What's up fellas? I'm a new/old poster that was moderately active on the MoCo board up until last Summer and did most of my hobbying around there too. Now I'm back working in DC and I'm ready to start hitting up the AMPs again.
The most recent talk here is quite interesting, just going back two pages leads to a treasure trove of 411 and the clear impression that I should start spending more time on this board.
Any old timers want to throw me a bone via PM about the Thai place?
the one i usually frequent is Asian Privacy, in tyson corner. the provider there now, Pann is a dissapointment, and I would not recomend you waste you $$. rest are goodF
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the one i usually frequent is Asian Privacy, in tyson corner. the provider there now, Pann is a dissapointment, and I would not recomend you waste you $$. rest are goodF
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DC AMPs are where its at.
Stopped by for some Olympic event training today.
Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.
Was buzzed in and was asked the std questions by mamasan before entry. She was hesitant. Had a bad vibe from the start. Off to room #2. She asked who I've seen before. I said its been awhile and I'd like to see Michelle or Cherry. She stated they were busy but she would bring someone in. In comes Laura. Older and "bigger". Not fat mind you...just bigger. Hand her house fee and she asks who I've seen before. Not really being in the mood for a Q&A, I take my house fee back and tell her thanks but no thanks and begin to walk out the door of #2. She tells me to hold on (blocks the door). I then tell her that my "friend" - <insert SN for a senior member here> - 12^2 recommended I make a return visit and I should see Michelle or Cherry. She said hold on. Went out and spoke with someone and came in all smiles and said that its all good and that they remember him fondly and if I'm with him - then its okay. =) She assured me a good time so I gave the house fee and went off to the shower.
I was hesitant still because again - she was older (35+) and not a spinner. Some of her identifiers - tatoo of a sun around her belly button, tatoo on her shoulder blade and her spoken english was very very very good - just to help you ID her.
Shower was good. Well scrubbed with attention paid to the required locations. She was very playfull so this was a plus.
Back in the room. Planted my donation under the cell phone on the book case. Back rub was very good and long. Off came the clothing and her body was what I expected - not great but not bad. Bolt ons (std) and she was in the intial stages of transformation from a nice looking K girl to...well....not. Just the initial stages though. So, onto the events. Back rub turned into full on bolt on assault. Almost AR (teasing), ball play, shaft play from behind. Fun. Flip side for more bolt on assault eventually leading to force feeding them to me. No complaints.
Now, how do I get to a 9 rating when the above doesn't lead to it. Her oral techniques are 100% fine tuned works of art. Best I've ever experienced in an AMP. She worked the balls over nicely as well as the bare shaft. Slipped the cover on and went to work. Sensed a near explosion left the shaft alone and went back to the boys for awhile. Then she began the CBJ again and offered up a pleasant suprise. Full on DT. (not the stinky stairs DT of past) but DT as in Linda Lovelace. She'd go down, hold it, do some crazy throat stuff and come up for air. She'd flip flop from boys to DT. Went to my standard stand up posture and had her continue on her knees. She finished me off with this stellar performance. Worth this trip to Laura for this experience.
She also boosted my ego by telling me I choked her and she needed a drink. LOL - not a chance I thought as it doesn't take a whole hecka lot of effort to DT this guy. Regardless, she came back - warm towel, cleaned me up and gave a small front massage. Got me dressed and awayyy I went. Standard house fee and std donation. If a DT CBJ and lots of ball play and sucking is your thing - this girl is sure to please.
Now - while I was there, there were at least 2 other mongers there. This was 3:30PM today. I heard you all in all your glory so post the fuck up.
I should also note I initially swung by Sun but too much LE activity going on at the center. Q: Where the fuck are all the K girl spinners who give up motivated AR sessions?
Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....
-Nova Guy-
Stopped by for some Olympic event training today.
Let me start by saying I give this dream a total 9 out of 10. Girl would get about a 6 though.
Was buzzed in and was asked ...
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Everything above is fiction though and couldn't possibly be true because I was at work all day....
-Nova Guy-
Huh? What do you mean by 'std donation'?
Huh? What do you mean by 'std donation'?
DC Standard donation + house fee.
DC Standard donation + house fee.
whew! I thought he meant std
Jake Jj 1492
03-19-07, 00:13
I'm told that a certain hot spot in the shadow of Verizon is without water until Mon or Tues due to nearby construction or water main break.
Wow. Lots has changed since my last visit a year ago. RTFF & I realized most of the places I use to frequent were no more. Didn’t have very high expectations but picked out 1413 to visit. About a 10 block walk from my Hotel. Mamasan greeted me & asked about the weather & ushered me into a room & said " I bring you nice girl". Few minutes later in walked Nana. Cute & cheerful, nice body Ok face. TS was very good hit all the right spots. Declined the sauna & back to the room. Put the standard donation on the table & she never asked about it. Massage was good, I had traveled all day so it probable felt better than usual. Off to the main event she gets naked & rubs me head to toe with her body for awhile. Soon this led to AR & she stayed there for a good 5 minutes. Had me really going on the flip & almost lost it during the CBJ. My turn & I dined for a few minutes & then onto Mish. Never got any farther than that because she really had me revved up with the AR. Very nice girl. I am more optimistic about the rest of the week now.
Face – 7
Body – 8
TS – 8
Attitude - 9
Yup add them up and thats the amp I went to. Haven't been to this amp in awhile and thought with the lowly rating at other amps. Was gonna give this one a shot. Went up to the 2nd floor and got buzzed it. Mamason took me to the room and told me to sit and get comfortable. Then brings in 4 models all hotties. I drew Sugee. Nice tall skinny frame with enhanced see's. Took my hand and handed to the room. Collected 1. 4 (thats how this place is ran) and headed to TS. Water was kind of warm but not too cold. Washed all the areas and had a nice tug. Back to the room for a decent massage. Then a little AR but cbj. Not the greatest but got me up. Jumped on for some cowgirl, mish and finish doggy. Hot towel and I left happy. A bit quiet for my taste but she's better looking than most I have seen lately. Theres 3 other beautiful ladies there that I will have to sample.
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Seniors or credible posters can pm for actual locations/specifics.
Met Coco at OK. Not much to add from Cabdriver52's description earlier except if you like a soapy long TS & nice big natural boobs she is worth seeing.
I had the pleasure of staying at the Crowne at 14 and K the other night. I didn't anticipate a spa visit because I was tired, yada yada, but it was RIGHT THERE, you know? Thought I would just go for a rub and tug.
Warm up at Archibalds was nice, but I think they charged me $8 for a draft. Cute girls.
One WSW walking around, cute smile a bit chubby, but her "manager" was obnoxious.
Downstairs to 1413. Standard mamasan welcome. Shows me to room. Very pretty in a girl-next-door way. That is if the girl next door speaks minimal english and is a cute asian girl. But not really showy if you know what I mean.
Table shower was fine, nothing beyond the standard. No sauna. Back to the room. Regular amateur massage, flip. She asks if I want to massage "there", I said yes. I asked if her dress could come off, she hesitated but off it came.
Very nice thin body. Clearly there was nothing but HR on the menu. She didn't ask, she didn't imply more. I was only looking for HR, but I sometimes pay more and explain that I like the body-to-body and all the rest but want the HR finish. This was just HR and no more. Because I was tired, I did finish for her, but she was accommodating, just not very talented. Hands roamed, thin nice body, small up top which I like.
Nice girl, just a very limited menu, don't know her name.
I had left my wallet on the table with a decent tip showing (no ccards or license or excess cash, just walking around funds). I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling. I was taking cabs all over DC, so it's possible I spent more than I thought, but it felt a little light. When I started this hobby, I was always surprised that I never got ripped off. I guess that they know we talk.
1413 is still on my list. No complaints, just passing this along for information purposes. Don't know what to say about the menu, maybe if you know the mamasan and the code words and secret handshakes, you can ensure you get what you want. I usually take what I'm offered.
As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.
Thanks
Loopy De Loop
03-21-07, 17:53
Went to check out the new Amp on 14 and K across from 1413.
Rang the bell, and a day laborer said they expect to open second week of April.
So I expect to check it out and report.
Loopy de Loop
When I read there was an older (35+) lady,I figured I'd give her a try.I have a theory that less popular girls will work harder to establish regular clients.It doesn't often work out that way as they get older and more jaded, that's why they don't have regulars.Still,once in awhile I'll see if I'm right.
Late night ,around 10,I ventured to my favorite spot.Cherry was busy (as usual) and Michelle is out of town.I asked if they had anyone else(expecting Laura that I read about).I had to wait 20 minutes,but since I'm a regular,I could go back and forth from my room to the sauna.Finally,I get relocated to my room and in walks Pat.She's older,about late 30's ,maybe 40's under the makeup. A little heavy, bolt-ons with inch long nipples.She's Thai and commented someone said Thai pussy feels different than Korean.I didn't notice any tats and tell you the truth,I liked the extra padding.
She apologized about my waiting and not getting my first choice.She surprised me by not offering a TS.I always shower before going out and I was curious how things would go.Her massage was firm and deep.I got the impression she was ready to get out of the business and go home (to Thailand).Her English was excellent.
I think her problem was with the older momma-san.
But the important thing is that the session was excellent!I swear I have to find more Thai girls to find if they all feel this way.We were all over the room,in any position I liked. Afterwards, she got a warm towel and helped me dress.She said she was leaving Sunday ( I guess Michelle comes back then).I liked her.I liked how honest she was.A total professional.
I had the pleasure of staying at the Crowne at 14 and K the other night. I didn't anticipate a spa visit because I was tired, yada yada, but it was RIGHT THERE, you know? Thought I would just go for a rub and tug.
Warm up at Archibalds was nice, but I think they charged me $8 for a draft. Cute girls.
One WSW walking around, cute smile a bit chubby, but her "manager" was obnoxious.
Downstairs to 1413. Standard mamasan welcome. Shows me to room. Very pretty in a girl-next-door way. That is if the girl next door speaks minimal english and is a cute asian girl. But not really showy if you know what I mean.
Table shower was fine, nothing beyond the standard. No sauna. Back to the room. Regular amateur massage, flip. She asks if I want to massage "there", I said yes. I asked if her dress could come off, she hesitated but off it came.
Very nice thin body. Clearly there was nothing but HR on the menu. She didn't ask, she didn't imply more. I was only looking for HR, but I sometimes pay more and explain that I like the body-to-body and all the rest but want the HR finish. This was just HR and no more. Because I was tired, I did finish for her, but she was accommodating, just not very talented. Hands roamed, thin nice body, small up top which I like.
Nice girl, just a very limited menu, don't know her name.
I had left my wallet on the table with a decent tip showing (no ccards or license or excess cash, just walking around funds). I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling. I was taking cabs all over DC, so it's possible I spent more than I thought, but it felt a little light. When I started this hobby, I was always surprised that I never got ripped off. I guess that they know we talk.
1413 is still on my list. No complaints, just passing this along for information purposes. Don't know what to say about the menu, maybe if you know the mamasan and the code words and secret handshakes, you can ensure you get what you want. I usually take what I'm offered.
As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.
ThanksIf you want more than HR that's available at the right AMP.
My last report was a dream as I didn't get out of bed today.
If you want more than HR that's available at the right AMP.Oh, yeah, I have had the full menu at 1413. But my point was that I got the feeling that with this girl HR was it.
I lived there many years - Richmond sucks. RTFF and take a road trip to DC. Best advice can offer.
XSYeah I've been in Richmond for 6 years and this place really does suck. was hoping someone out there had found a gem but I guess not. Hey X sailor thanks for the advice. DC here I cum!
Max Beelyun
03-23-07, 08:50
Oh, yeah, I have had the full menu at 1413. But my point was that I got the feeling that with this girl HR was it.Went there yesterday. My fave was busy and the mamasan said "15 minute", which in my experience means "somewhere under 45 minutes". (If she says a "couple minutes" then that's sometimes truer.)
I chose a lady whose name sounds like carmel. Very pretty, very sweet. Long straight hair and beautiful eyes. Small breasts and rather wide butt for an AMP girl, but I liked it. Nice TS and massage. Offered a good variety of extras, but she wasn't enthusiastic so I chose Human Resources. I should have declined even that, as her mind seemed to be elsewhere the whole time. I was pretty dang tired, almost lifeless, so it's possible she was responding to my lackluster demeanor.
If someone else has a good experience with her, I'd like to know.
Face – 9
Body – 7
TS – 8
Attitude - 6
I took the yellow line to Shaw metro and wandered up to the place near the convention center. My favorite was on vacation so I was offered the new girl (supposed first day). New girl was pretty, very short, long ass-length wavy black hair, with lots of eye make-up – just the look I like:-) Not your average K-Girl, probably 36-32-34, nice large natural looking tits (if it's a job its a good one). Nice long TS followed by longer than usual body rub. I began to wonder but the flip came and all expected services were offered except AR. Overall I’d give her 8’s across the board but a 6 for attitude. Could be understandable if it was her first day but she was very quiet and mechanical about her work. From the little bit I could get out of her I suspect she worked in a jerk joint in MD and this is her first tour at a FS AMP. She could warm up and become a gem, or be gone soon. Trusted seniors can pm for name and details.
XS
Crazy Dick
03-23-07, 20:51
Welcome back from the land of the lost!
Crazy Dick
Went there yesterday. My fave was busy and the mamasan said "15 minute", which in my experience means "somewhere under 45 minutes". (If she says a "couple minutes" then that's sometimes truer.)
I chose a lady whose name sounds like carmel. Very pretty, very sweet. Long straight hair and beautiful eyes. Small breasts and rather wide butt for an AMP girl, but I liked it. Nice TS and massage. Offered a good variety of extras, but she wasn't enthusiastic so I chose Human Resources. I should have declined even that, as her mind seemed to be elsewhere the whole time. I was pretty dang tired, almost lifeless, so it's possible she was responding to my lackluster demeanor.
If someone else has a good experience with her, I'd like to know.
Face – 9
Body – 7
TS – 8
Attitude - 6
I had her yesterday too. She doesn't look Korean. She has round eyes and an unusually wide derrier. I even asked her if she was Korean and she said yes.
She did not wash mianus as carefully as some one planning to AR, and infact that was the case. TS was OK, but nothing special. CBJ was good and CG, mish ( she had suction in this position which was pleasant) and doggie. This was my second event in two hours (See post later) and she started to complain that I was taking too long. I felt sorry for her (and I was getting tired anyway) so I asked for HR. She was anxious to finish and the stroke was fast, but I enjoyed it.
I would not repeat, but I would not discourage others either. She is visually different from most AMP girls, and will do for variety.
Bill
Driven in part by envy of the conquistadors of the RT, I decided to treat myself to an AMP crawl. I had wisely loaded up on long lasting stiffening chemicals the night before.
I started at JP's for aperitif, but there was nothing for me there, so I walked down Wisconsin and was introduced to May.
May has classic K looks and figure. She acted very friendly and TS was quite good. Then a memorable massage, and a lot of tongue but no AR. CBJ was good, and CG, mish and doggie finish did the job.
This is my second time at this place, and I noticed that both girls were sweaty from the effort. I have not encountered this at other places. Could it be that this place is not air conditioned or maybe they don't have the fans that other places have?
I sure would like to do Hunny or Star from all the description of the RT. Would anyone care to provide contact and price info via PM? I sure would appreciate it.
Bill
In a far away galaxy not too long ago ....
So I walk up and down the street amongst the throngs of tourists. "Yes, Aunt Martha stand next to Freddy" as they snap the tourist photo. Stop off at rock restaurant to pee. Up street then get buzzed in. To the first question I express 'some' familiarity. The first choice is a bit old and I politely decline. A younger attendant (around 30 but then oriental women age well) comes along. Off to TS --very nice and everything gets washed. On the way back I see other attendant open door and then jump back in room. I am not only customer.
Back in my room I get the best back massage in years, I was little nervous going in there but after a good twenty minutes of accupressure I was totally relaxed. (Hear doorbell ring once). I gotta tell you something, I like beautiful young twenty-something women but there is NO substitute for experience! Flip. Tittie rubbing to ted hut! Interesting slurping technique. Had to slow her down. Mish then snoop doggie. Carefull removal of sheath on my sword then warm towel to tiddy up. I felt like a new man after that. Damn she was good.
And then I woke up.
RickAndrew
03-25-07, 21:59
Recently visited the DC area again for work and was looking for a nice place to relax. I went to Happiness last year, but since they are closed I needed to find a new place. After RTF I discovered 1413 was right near where I was staying. So, on a Friday morning I called to see if they were open and dropped by.
I saw a girl named Nana. Nice enhanced see+ rack and a very tight body. Probably in her late 30's, but I am not good at judging age. She and the Mamasan both knew it was my first time there, but they didn't ever give me any trouble. I told Nana I used to go to Happiness and she told me she used to work there 2 years ago.
Anyway, she was very very good at what she did. The only thing I can complain about is that she was rushed in everything she did. The table shower was great but fast. The massage was great but short. The main event was great but still pretty fast (blame me for that maybe). Although I did get an extra massage at the end (when I asked) in order to fill almost 45 or 50 minutes.
So Nana is a score in my book. Her body is tight and she has the experience to know what guys like. I'll be back for more next time. BTW, her massage might break some guys that like it soft. Make sure you tell her if you want a light massage.
I visited Royal on Sunday afternoon. Got a 30ish Thai woman named Jan (? ) or something like that. Perfect English. American citizen. Very nice attitude. Good times were had by all. Nice to see these places back in business, even if the routines are a bit different now. 6 + 1.
Bruce
Supra is alive & well, thank you very much. The new Mamasan is younger and heavier than the one before her, but her English is better. She was cautious, asking if I'd been before. Convincing her I had been and that I was from out of town was enough to overcome her wariness. Unlike before, the cover is paid after I go to a private room and the spa is locked down, not in reception and is paid before the masseuse enters. Not sure I like the new sight unseen policy, but I can understand in light of recent events.
She brought Coco, slender with a nice curve to her ass and a yellow dress that concealed more than it revealed. Coco asked if I'd been here before. I showered, the massage was a perfunctory rub & tug. Back to the room, she asked again if I'd been here before. After my answer she asked if I wanted everything. For a $ tip we were able to get as far as a fairly mechanical cowgirl to a slow doggie. Her attitude was business-like and I was not inspired. In fact, the worst I ever experienced there. Still, after dire reports and how dry things have been in my last few visits, I was grateful Supra still is open and provides the level of service that it does.
TS throws me in the reviews posted here--if you look in abbreviations it makes no sense in this context. Are the numbers pre-op? If there is another meaning, the glossary should be updated. Here's my best guess.
Face – 6
Body – 7
Service - 6
Attitude - 5
RickAndrew
03-26-07, 23:18
TS throws me in the reviews posted here--if you look in abbreviations it makes no sense in this context. Are the numbers pre-op? If there is another meaning, the glossary should be updated. Here's my best guess.
Face – 6
Body – 7
Service - 6
Attitude - 5Table Shower my friend.
Table Shower my friend.I have to thank Rick because that was really bothering me to. I looked at the Abbreviations and I think that should be added.
Happy Hunting
I visited Royal on Sunday afternoon. Got a 30ish Thai woman named Jan (? ) or something like that. Perfect English. American citizen. Very nice attitude. Good times were had by all. Nice to see these places back in business, even if the routines are a bit different now. 6 + 1.
BruceHer name is Pat, I had her a few weeks ago, she is pretty good. She does understand everything you say.
Went to my favorite place yesterday and asked for my girl in training. Mamasan told me she left (just when I was getting her trained) so I asked for the lineup. Two choices, saw one a few weeks back so picked the new one, PB, a little short, nice rack.
I told her I had been there before and knew the routine so we headed straight to the TS. It was pretty good TS, but not much AR. Back to the room. I left the tip in the table and when she returned, she asked if that was for her and I said yes. I told her I had been working outside all weekend (which I had) and my back was really sore. She gave me a great massage. Plenty of time on the back. I remember laying there thinking "I got to post about this great massage, I hope the other service is just as good, that would be a great find!". She continued the massage on the legs and arms and then did the walking in the back thing with the toes right on the back. It was great.
Then the light massage for a while and then off to get the tools. She told me to flip and she would be right back. (I thought that was a little out of order, but I think she was new - she had trouble with the water temp during the TS too.) Back she came, off with the clothes, a little lube for her, body rubbing, and then into a BBBJ (really just licking of the shaft). Then into a CBJ. It was really good and I almost lost it. When I told her to stop, she started right into a cowgirl, but BT needed some time to calm down, so I told her I wanted standing mish. I never can finish in a standing mish so I was able to buy some time. I flipped her to a standing dog and then told her I wanted the cowgirl. She said no and wanted me to finish with the standing dog. I told I wasn’t going to finish until the cow, so I continued for a few more min telling her I wasn’t going to finish. After she accepted the fact that she was going to have to ride, she agreed. I kind of don’t like to get into an argument about what position I want to finish in, but she realized she was in for a longer time if she didn’t agree to cow. During the cow, it was pretty good and it didn’t take long to finish. After finish warm towel and then thank you and goodbye. Don’t these girls realize that a little massage after the service (while we are recovering) goes along way to establishing a little loyalty? Anyways, here are the ratings
Face – 6
Body – 8
Massage - 10
Service – 8
Attitude - 6
Max Beelyun
03-28-07, 00:48
WARNING: Don't get too excited.
I was feeling randy, and hadn't been to Supra in a long while. I decided to check it out. New mamasan tells me "Very busy, 20 minutes". I'm a little short on time, and 20 minutes becomes 40+ minutes too easily, so I say thanks anyway.
The itch is still there, so I metro over to Royal. As I approach, I see someone I know near the door. Dang, there goes that. I turn around.
I metro over to 1413. At 1413, it turns out my fave is busy, and the other lady I don't care for (see previous post). No one else is working. Is it that hard to find girls, or is getting them here the problem? Adding insult to injury, the Mamasan is a pain about letting me out. "You wait, I tell her to hurry!" WTF? I say NO, don't do that, just open the door. I leave. (If you were there, you can thank me now.)
For once, I think with the big head and accept my fate. I go home. Had a few very interesting conversations on the way. I'm good. Tomorrow is another day.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled dreams of whatever it is you probably aren't doing.
I visited Royal on Sunday afternoon. Got a 30ish Thai woman named Jan (? ) or something like that. Perfect English. American citizen. Very nice attitude. Good times were had by all. Nice to see these places back in business, even if the routines are a bit different now. 6 + 1.
Bruce
6+1, you mean face and body?
6+1, you mean face and body?
I'm not sure but I believe he's talking about house and tip
Newbie Today
03-28-07, 18:17
Alright, so I'm throwing myself at the mercy and ridicule of the seniors here. In return for all the wisdom & knowledge I deciphered by RTFF (although not all the way back to 2001 as someone suggested), I submit the following intel:
I visited Young/Venus this morning around 11:30 am and found it to be still open. I was asked by a middle-age mamasan (?) at the door whether I'd been there before. To paraphrase others "I RTFF and dropped a few names." Turns out the name I found from Dec '06 was rather old but the mamasan's familiarity indicated that (1) they've been open since last Dec. and (2) she's been there for sometime. I was brought into room next to the shower (apparently the best location according to other posters) and asked how long I wanted to stay. I handed her a .6 and an extra .2 tip (does tipping extra really pay off? She first refused but then took it).
The atmosphere wasn't too shabby. Two high heel zebra-print chairs in the waiting room. No visible leaks, rats, or stuff. Seemed comfortable enough. I didn't ask to see who was available, mamasan just brought me the the "new and young girl." I'm not certain how many girls were available this morning but I heard at least 2 doorbells so my guess is anywhere between 1 and 3.
Mamasan introduced me to Bebe (5'7", probably a size 4 to 6, long black hair, approx. early-30s to mid-30s underneath all the makeup, english below average but enough to get by). Mamasan asked if I approved and I had nothing to complain about. As this was my first AMP in DC (and first since '04) I wasn't exactly in step. The TS was adequate but notably un-rushed. As a reminder, I surmise that the relaxed pace resulted from the lack of outside activity so YVMV depending on traffic. From what I gathered, this was a new Kgirl recently shipped in from NYC-Manhattan. Just got here Monday. I'm not sure if they've got an entire new crew or not but since none of the names I mentioned were around, they could be all gone.
The massage was very relaxing. She didn't apply too much pressure but enough to hit some sore spots. From what I gathered from previous posts, $ should be sufficient but she asked for $.4. I've never been good w/ numbers but we managed to settle on $.2. I can't find an abbreviation for this but she started by first kissing all over, a little AR, CBJ, followed by CG. Overall, she was a fun Kgirl. Laughed and smiled, ended w/ a slight GFE (specifically, she laid across on top of me and chatted a little). I don't care if her playful banter was fake, it was enthusastic enough for me. She wouldn't let me DATY and I didn't attempt to FIV but she entertained the idea that she'd let me next time. Total time was approx. 50 - 60 minutes. Oh yeah, got another back rub while sitting up at the end.
I'd go back to her in a heartbeat. Further inquiries may be PM. I'd like to thank all the seniors for their insight. It certainly made my first visit "seem" like a regular.
Don't know what the VIP cards are ... but I don' think Venus/Young's has them.
Face – 7.5
Body – 8.5
Massage - 8
Service – 8
Attitude - 8.5
Freshly Snipes
03-28-07, 18:36
Been out of town, so i'm posting this now:
Sun was hit by LE about 2 Thursdays ago. Drove by, for an unrelated reason, around 9pm and LE was carting off a few Mongers, Girls and Mamasan into a MPDC wagon.
Sun was a LE hot shot anyway, feel bad for those caught up in the raid. Don't know what promted it, but glad i wasn't in there. Hope this isn't a sign that other raids are on the verge.
Be careful.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
PussProwler
03-28-07, 20:40
I'm not sure but I believe he's talking about house and tip
He was talking about house and tip, he just used the period from the earlier sentence instead of .6
PussProwler
03-28-07, 21:42
After reading a positive report last week about my old fav mini spa, I decided to go back. Barring my last mediocre experience there, I've always had a great time on my visits to NY.
Today was pretty good. Most of Colt's observations were confirmed. There is a new mama in town. She's much more pleasant and more friendly than the last one. I was sat in the TV room on arrival, but bad timing disallowed getting the line-up. I think there were only 3 working. The one I drew was slightly older than I like, and I asked for back-up. But no dice, I got the standard excuse that everyone else was busy.
My draw was 'Pepsi'. She's fairly pretty, round face, burgundy eye make-up and cute sparklie eyelashes. She stands about 5'2 about 120#, not a spinner by any means, but not fat. She has a nice set of naturals and decent figure. So I stayed. When we walked from the lounge to the room, I saw an older and uglier with thicker midsection, and felt like I got a better draw.
Once in the room the entire session fee was collected in advance, so you'd better like what you see if you decide to stay. TS was decent. I was wondering how things would turn out because there wasn't excessive attention paid at the pacific rim. The wash was more than adequate though, and a little rub of my back and legs was an excellent indication of the massage to come. On the way back to the room, I did see a taller, younger girl with a decent face. I couldn't get her name though. A little research is needed on that one (any takers?).
Back at the room a decent old fashioned amp rub was given. All clothes were removed immediately which was cool. What I saw looked pretty good. Cute late 20s face, nice hair and smile, and early 30s body with a little bit of settling around back. Nice legs, nice sees, and very nice thick jujubees to chew on. Lots of accupressure, finger popping, toe knuckle cracking, and a thorough cracking of the spine. The rub pressure was good. I could tell her hands are very strong. I would have liked just a little more pressure, but I didn't ask thinking I would mess up a good thing it would be too much.
After a decent rub some B2B began, and those jujubees went to work, growing all the while in length and diameter. After that the tickling began I gave the signal that AR would be required. She complied. Although covered it was still pretty good. Upon the flip some loin licking, and a little push led to a bit more cAR. Then the cover was transferred up and some good french appitizers were served. I've always liked a good escargot. It almost progressed to a mutual snack, but before I could take a bite, the tables were turned...
Backwards bovine female was the first main course. The b-b-f view was nice on the ranch today. Once on the pasture the broncos began to buck quite wildly, yet fluidly. Quite rythmic this little pony ride was. Suddenly I realized there were no rodeo clowns and thought I'd better get off or I might get hurt. Instead a 180 spin move was sucessfully executed and the riding competition continued. From this vantage point I began an early indulgence in dessert. Nothing wrong with a little snack in the middle of a sporting event. Jujubees sure beat popcorn in this venue. Before I knew it, a slow rhythmic bucking began yet again. This time it was quite hot and slippery. The speed became greater and greater, and I found myself losing control. The bronco got away from me and bucked faster than PP could handle. I told the bucking steed what had happened, but she didn't seem to care. She began moaning and bucking even faster, and I managed to keep the reigns firm, until suddenly things got very messy on both sides of the barrier. No worries, Pepsi was there to clean it all up.
Upon investigation I found this soda would be available in the metro area for a limited time. In approximately two weeks this soft drink will return from whenths it came. I would recommend if you like lower 30s K-girls with tans and good skills. But not if you're looking for a 20 something spinner.
Face 8
Body 7
TS and Rub 8
Main Event 8.9
The main event probably could have been much better I had been more able to keep up my end of the deal. I got the sense that she was up for any challange I would have thrown down. This farm girl definately knows how to milk a goat.
Mini-fans please report back on the forum.
PP
blah blah blah blah blah. Upon review I need to learn to be more concise.
I'm not sure but I believe he's talking about house and tip
What do you say when they want more? Last two times and two different places they said the "1" not enough -after I gave'em the house fee "6". They were rather adamant and I wasn't leaving without service so I gave in.
What do you say when they want more? Last two times and two different places they said the "1" not enough -after I gave'em the house fee "6". They were rather adamant and I wasn't leaving without service so I gave in.
Do what I did. Walk out of the room, stark naked and find the mamasan. Tell her the problem and you want another girl. I got another girl and started over. And I NEVER heard of an upselling problem at that AMP again...
Or you can continue to pay $1.2 and we'll all have to have a fight with our providers and have mediocre sex because we won't pay the extra.
LL
Pussprowler -- The tall girl could have been Michelle. I had a very pleasant session with her a few weeks ago and I'd certainly ask for her if you go back soon. I second your comments about the Mamasan.
Be safe -- Max
Newbie Today
03-28-07, 23:40
Sorry for the repeats (see below) ... NT
Rio on 9th.
Was in DC tonight on business and read the forum to find out where some good bets would be. I do not feel sorry for newbies who can't find the AMP info in these boards... I found it easily and with one quick call to confirm I didn't need an appt, I was off to Rio.
Hated the location. Right next to busy eating establishments and a pretty cool looking, and packed live music club. I hate walking into an AMP when cute girls are hanging outside watching me... ugh.
Rang the buzzer, door opened. Mamasan greated me at top of stairs with a super friendly hug. Asked if I had been there before, I lied, and said of course, and that I thought it used to be called something different... Olympic... Oriental.. uh... Oh! It was Olympic! Good.. see I told you I had been here. She was cool and showed me back to the big room, #5.
Laura came in. Tall Korean girl. Broad shouldered, muscular, nice fake D cups, smaller waist and ass in comparison to her shoulders... I thought she was hot. Clearly works out a bunch. Long straight hair with a ton of blonde hi-lites. I thought she was VERY attractive. I am pretty broad shouldered muscular guy, and kinda dig girls with a little substance... no fat, just bigger than your typical asian woman... So Laura was perfect for me.
Got naked, left 5 Andrew J's under my glasses on the table and off we went.
Good TS, lots of attention to the important spots.
Half assed attempt at a massage, mostly my fault as we were flirting and talking about too much junk for her to really work on my back. I finally just asked her what she was into, what turned her on.... DATY. Cool. Me too.
Anyways, 69 with a hat, CFS, and then a nice long conversation about the world... I really had a great time with a really nice girl.
G
Benchseats Rock
03-29-07, 01:14
Do what I did. Walk out of the room, stark naked and find the mamasan. Tell her the problem and you want another girl. I got another girl and started over. And I NEVER heard of an upselling problem at that AMP again...
Or you can continue to pay $1.2 and we'll all have to have a fight with our providers and have mediocre sex because we won't pay the extra.
LL
Holy Shiite Muslim.... with that imagery now firmly implanted in my head I'm not getting back to sleep any time soon.... just as well. I have an exam next week anyhow - I suppose I should thank you now? ;)
There is a good chance I will be in your neck of the woods over the weekend. I feel a binge coming on....
Jack B Nimble
03-29-07, 10:25
I wasn't going to post this out of concern of provoking unnecessary concerns but in view of the message below on Sun I will do so, with a few details left out.
I called ahead for an appointment at an AMP for one of my favorites and was able to hook up with her. When I got there she told me she was all by herself, that all the girls had fled the coop for NY after some kind of LE check the previous day. It wasn't really clear if it was local police or INS checking immigration status, but it was a bit spooky. Did not even see the mamasan. My girl did the deed but rushed me out fairly quick with only about 2 minutes for massage.
I think my gal is a legal resident and that may be why she was staying.
But I'm not sure what the two guys coming up the stairs after I left got to do.
Original Gster
03-29-07, 15:04
I wasn't going to post this out of concern of provoking unnecessary concerns but in view of the message below on Sun I will do so, with a few details left out.
I called ahead for an appointment at an AMP for one of my favorites and was able to hook up with her. When I got there she told me she was all by herself, that all the girls had fled the coop for NY after some kind of LE check the previous day. It wasn't really clear if it was local police or INS checking immigration status, but it was a bit spooky. Did not even see the mamasan. My girl did the deed but rushed me out fairly quick with only about 2 minutes for massage.
I think my gal is a legal resident and that may be why she was staying.
But I'm not sure what the two guys coming up the stairs after I left got to do.It does appear that something is going on. Another place that I would rate as "OK" has had their phone disconnected. A rendezvous by the establishment resulted in no one answering the door. A quick drive to another address in Georgetown gave the same result.
OG
It does appear that something is going on. Another place that I would rate as "OK" has had their phone disconnected. A rendezvous by the establishment resulted in no one answering the door. A quick drive to another address in Georgetown gave the same result.
OG
oooh shit.
Sun was open on Monday night!
In response to the posting:
Been out of town, so i'm posting this now:
Sun was hit by LE about 2 Thursdays ago. Drove by, for an unrelated reason, around 9pm and LE was carting off a few Mongers, Girls and Mamasan into a MPDC wagon.
Sun was a LE hot shot anyway, feel bad for those caught up in the raid. Don't know what promted it, but glad i wasn't in there. Hope this isn't a sign that other raids are on the verge.
Be careful.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
PussProwler
03-29-07, 23:18
Guess I got lucky yesterday picking a place far from downtown. Sorry to hear the bad news. Is there another election coming up soon? Or could this just be a sign of things to come with the new local administration?
PP
Max Beelyun
03-30-07, 00:25
To be on the safer side, I'll be even more circumspect than usual, hoping I don't render myself completely incomprehensible. All seemed well downstairs at McPherson today. It's golden. Banana girl was awesome as always. They only had two girls the last few times I've been by. This number seems sparse, though I'm not yet experienced enough to speak authoritatively on the subject. Have fun and be careful.
Member #4338
03-30-07, 12:42
Sun is history :(
http://gpliving.********.com/2007/03/arena-brothel-rotisserie-521-g-st-nw.html
Freshly Snipes
03-30-07, 15:02
Sun is history :(
http://gpliving.********.com/2007/03/arena-brothel-rotisserie-521-g-st-nw.htmlTold you guys. I witnessed the arrests first hand on March 15th. Right place at the right time. Thank god I wasn't in there. As we all know, these establishments are networked and all Sun's money is probably going into the same 'big pot' as every other AMP in the area. If the owner starts to talk, then we could see a repeat of last years black Wednesday. One that may not recover. Ever. Last years raids were federal in nature INS, etc, etc. Federal raids are done every few years and take time to put together. This raid was MPDC. Which means it can be done much more frequently, and all they need to have is complaint or two to get a warrant and bust in.
Like I said before; be careful, or should I say. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Mr. Snipes aka G13.
I didn't do an exact count, but I had the feeling it may have been lightened by about $40. $60 while in the TS. That isn't an accusation, just a feeling.
....
As for the funds, I would be interested if people keep a count and so forth.
ThanksIn the interest of clarity and disclosure. I had forgotten that I had stuffed an excess $100 in my shaving kit, which explains why my wallet felt lightened. Sorry about that.
THAT SUX! and not in the good way...
That blog mentions something near a YWCA and also at 617K.
Any info on them? Please PM if you know anything.
JJ
Sun is history :(
http://gpliving.********.com/2007/03/arena-brothel-rotisserie-521-g-st-nw.html
Interesting that it was referred - according to the blog link - to Major Narcotics. Makes one wonder if DC does not have a Vice division or if vice is incorporated in Major Narcotics. Also interesting that the blogger attempted to blow the whistle on the establishment. One has to wonder how he - or she - knew the establishment was in fact full service.
THAT SUX! and not in the good way...
That blog mentions something near a YWCA and also at 617K.
Any info on them? Please PM if you know anything.
JJ
CabDriver52
03-30-07, 20:46
Ok,
I know. I haven't posted in a while. Very sorry. Been busy making $$$. The ex-w wants more green. Grrrrr, it pisses me off. She makes more than me. Anyway.
I'm back in town. Finally. A little tired but suffering from "ye olde fashioned yellowe fevere". Sun is definitely a loss. I think someone complained. Someone big in DC. Maybe they didn't finish the way they wanted. Maybe they didn't get the girl they wanted. Who the F knows. It stinks of a politician.
I'm off to the Rio. Later. Chillin now, fun in a while. Will post later/tomorrow with details. Recon profile with the status of Sun.
Good luck out there
Be Safe
Be careful. Always watch out for 5-0, they seem to be everywhere lately!
Cabbie!
6+1, you mean face and body?House fee plus tip.
Bruce
CabDriver52
03-31-07, 17:35
Ok. Here's what.
No go at the Rio. The place appeared to be open. Not too sure though. There was some activity on the street in front of the place and I got a few looks when I rang the bell. Just waited and waited. Nothing! Ok. Change gears.
Sun is gone. What's up next. I'm thinking. McDonalds. NOT. Coco (with the awesome boobs) or Jeanie (sp?) with the smooth clam that was awesome the last time. Off we go to visit the OK Corral.
There was a LOT of PoPo activity out side the place. I just chilled in the car for a good 30 min. I decided to call due to the sheer amount of people out last night. Close to midnight I thought it would be less crowded. Phone number has been disconnected! I decide to walk around the block, to get a good look at everything. A single cruiser is parked on the street behind the Corral. No lights on, he's just filling out paperwork (?)
I can't see any lights on in the place, which I guess is normal. I'm heading for the buzzer and notice another monger has just pressed it. Way cool! I cross the street and notice the dude isn't getting buzzed up. He leaves.
Looks like the OK is gone too. Damn. Just when I need my medicine! Ok, moving on. If anyone has good success please post or PM me.
Be safe out there.
Cabbie!
Double Nickle
04-01-07, 00:49
Washington DC is at the edge of my one day trolling area. I've been putting off making an expedition until I've had a nice block of time and money and maybe a lot of jism stored up. But I just heard that an interestingly reviewed masseuse (or someone with the same name) was at a Washington DC spa for a very short time only. So off I went. (She had apparently worked at 3 or more other massage parlors I've patronized, but I hadn't seen her.)
My train pulled into DC's Union Station a bit before 1 PM, about 5 1/2 hours after leaving Waterbury, Connecticut. There is a metro station right there which gives me access to all the massage parlors in Wayward 1's list of spas which has addresses and closest subway stop (see under Reports of Distinction). My walk there took me mostly through a well maintained middle class neighborhood, although I was conscious that my mostly caucasian ass was in the minority.
I had some trouble finding the exact address. I tried the locked door, then mamasan pops out of a back room and buzzes me in. "Have I been here before?" "No, I heard that ***** was working here." That got me in. It was a very clean and nicely appointed facility. I waited in a lounge for about 20 minutes, then ***** comes to the lounge and leads me to the room. "You remembered me!" "No, I heard that ***** who worked at Nirvana was really hot, if you're the same one." "Yes, that's me."
She takes me to a small massage room with anime wallpaper, wax fruit, and black music playing. I slide my hand up her blue micromini and her ass feels really good. Her bra showcases her big boobies nicely. She seems fairly tall but it might be the high heels. Face and tummy are a bit rounded, but still sexy, and she has a light tan. She wants the house fee and tip up front - $160. Sure. I hand her the money and start stripping.
She wraps a towel around me and takes me towards the shower. The towel falls off in the hallway. "Careful." I put it back on and we go to a large tiled room with lockers and a table shower room off it. I lie facedown, hard before she even starts. She scrubs my back half quite well, with a nice sexy touch. I flip and she goes right for my dick, "nice cock." She washes it quite well then the rest of my front half almost as an afterthought. I sit up and she scrubs my face with a washcloth. I stand up and she dries me off. My hard on gets in her way a bit, but she works around it. I get a full cup of green mouthwash - must be the cheeseburger on the train.
Back in the room I lie on my tummy again. She massages my shoulders and back very hard. My butt gets pummelled by her calves, but it feels good. She grabs the muscles of my legs and squeezes. She bends my legs and actually cracks one of my feet. For the soft part she sits on my ass. Her skin is a little cool but it is silky smooth and just the right softness. She rubs her tits all over me. "That feels great."
"Turn over." When she puts the condom on, my dick is so swollen that it is uncomfortably tight. I deflate partly and she has to suck me back up - which she does. Her talented tongue feels especially erotic as it flickers around my balls and anus. She is about to go into CG when she decides I'm too big. (I'm really not that long though I might be a bit thick). So, anyway, I get on top and we do missionary. She is tight at first but soon gets looser and wetter. She seems to be enjoying it. I know I am. She bucks and moves her legs and pinches my nipples. I keep pumping away for a long time like I'm a young stud again.
I need to finish by hand because of a retarded ejaculation condition. She strokes it like a piston while I can't get over how pleasing her tits and ass feel to my hands. Finally I finish up for her while she plays with my nuts and nipples. Clean up with tissues and hot towel and then she helps me dress. She seems to want to see me again soon. Maybe she'll get reassigned to Connecticut.
Double Nickle
Sun was open on Monday night!Confirmed - Sun is open.
I get a full cup of green mouthwash - must be the cheeseburger on the train.When you get handed the mouthwash--rejoice! I have found it is an unspoken signal that presents a high probability that the girl will accept DATY. YMMV.
By the way, 10 cents, that was a great report. Welcome to DC.
LoveLOS
Hmmmmmm. I pose a riddle: If Little LL is LoveLOS's dick, then what is the relation between Freshly G13'ed and Mr Aeolus?
....And by the way, let me be the first to congratulate you on 100 posts. Actually, 103 when you add up your two screen names...
Freshly Snipes
04-02-07, 08:36
When you get handed the mouthwash--rejoice! I have found it is an unspoken signal that presents a high probability that the girl will accept DATY. YMMV.
By the way, 10 cents, that was a great report. Welcome to DC.
LoveLOS
Hmmmmmm. I pose a riddle: If Little LL is LoveLOS's dick, then what is the relation between Freshly G13'ed and Mr Aeolus?
....And by the way, let me be the first to congratulate you on 100 posts. Actually, 103 when you add up your two screen names...:confused:
Only one screen name bro. Mr Aelous doesn't seem to know how to use the quote feature yet. Cut and paste man I guess.
Mr.Snipes aka G13
"I am pleased to inform you that the operator of OK Spa massage parlor located at 2428 Wisconsin Avenue, NW has agreed to permanently cease all business activity and vacate the premises as of April 6th.
This comes as a result of a DCRA investigation and resulting lawsuit via the Office of Attorney General, and marks the first concrete result of a targeted effort to eliminate nuisance properties and illegal business activities in our neighborhoods. Please feel free to contact Susan Banta, Chief of Staff, sbantaatdccouncil. Us to inform of us of similar nuisance cases that may require investigation.
Office of Councilmember Mary M. Cheh
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 724-8062
"
"I am pleased to inform you that the operator of OK Spa massage parlor located at 2428 Wisconsin Avenue, NW has agreed to permanently cease all business activity and vacate the premises as of April 6th.
This comes as a result of a DCRA investigation and resulting lawsuit via the Office of Attorney General, and marks the first concrete result of a targeted effort to eliminate nuisance properties and illegal business activities in our neighborhoods. Please feel free to contact Susan Banta, Chief of Staff, sbantaatdccouncil. Us to inform of us of similar nuisance cases that may require investigation.
Office of Councilmember Mary M. Cheh
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20004
(202) 724-8062
"
oh, no. Having Mary Cheh involved in shutting down the spas does not bode well for any spa in the city, particularly ones in Ward 3 (represented by Mary Cheh). I respect her as an attorney and professor, and she does take a liberal view on many issues (e.g., see her successful efforts in bending Pepco's arms to institute domestic partner benefits).
However, it seems her views on the spas are more aligned with her more well-heeled, conservative constituents in NW. The particular problem with Mary Cheh being involved is that she is essentially an expert on constitutional and criminal law, and the use of exisiting civil, rather than criminal laws to shut the spas down (think asset forfeiture and possible landlord liability for renting his property to a "nuisance" ). She roughly outlines the approach in one of her papers (for those with an extra five minutes http://*******.com/33r7cw)
Unfortunately, it seems like the spas are open to attack now on both civil and criminal fronts.
Still, (wishful thinking, I know) I'm holding out that Prof. Cheh will be open to changing her mind on the spas, noting the particular lack of "nuisance" created by the spas (lets not get into a debate on that pesky "human trafficking" argument). Perhaps, she may even be persuaded by the argument that shutting down the spas provides yet one less stress relief outlet for the endless supply of lawyers that her and her colleagues pump out every year. My friends tell me its not easy to sneak an escort into your office these days!
C'mon Mary, stop by sometime for a massage by one of the cute K-girls. You'll be GLADD you did!
CabDriver52
04-02-07, 19:00
I'm not usually right but I have to gloat a little here.
Stinks of a politician, and I was right!
Too bad tax payer dollars are going to fund this total waste of cash.
Gangs, murder, rape, etc etc all must be taking a back seat (again???...yeah!)
I'll bet Andrew Jackson that someone complained.
That complaint came from someone who is rich.
Being rich comes with many perks....no speeding tickets, no worries about DWI or similar offenses, tickets to the Wizards or similar games, etc etc.
Plus you get the benefit of having politicians in your pocket, and here we are.
Maybe I'll run for office. Can't hurt.
Cabbie!
PS Be extra safe out there.
Yes sun is alive and well. When again on Sunday morning and saw Cherry. Tall k girl about 5-10, very very skinny lady with acne on face and back. I rate her a 5 but I was there so might as well. She told me superman, yes common catch phrase but she said all guys in morning superman since takes longer to pull the trigger. Actually my big ($)($) girl from Monday night already gone and new mamassan from Monday night as well. Too bad she was nice.
Ah my thai monger friend LL. Yes you have big dog status here with your monster load of posts and me just ting tong man baht me and homie snipes aren't same same. Khoa jai? 555!
Jet Ranger
04-03-07, 06:24
Dc1000, thanks for your post. While of course I am saddened to hear of this latest crusade, I'm sure it stems from a combination of the same tired argument that P4P "victimizes" the women even if they aren't "trafficking victims" and are participating entirely voluntarily for the moneymaking opportunity. Part of it is the tax evasion aspect. Perhaps the most compelling reason for Mary Cheh and her constituents is the NIMBY (not in my back yard) aspect.
Many of us remember the foul smell going up the stairs to Downtown where some thoughtless guys relieved themselves on the stairs. I've sometimes seen empty beer bottles on the stoops of some of the places, and many of the providers I've talked to have complained of some guys coming in really drunk and acting like jerks. It only takes a few assholes to make a spectacle of themselves by their rude behavior inside and on the streets outside the AMPs to piss off the neighbors and reinforce another tired argument that AMPs attract "undesirable" people who really are a nuisance, a false generalization, but highly effective to score political points. Some of us also remember the homeless that used to panhandle outside of Happiness, knowing that guys with cash were coming and going from there, something the AMP tried to control by putting potted plants on their stairs.
IMHO, the only way for the remaining AMPs to survive is to lower their profile and blend into the background. They may need to be even more discreet when using their video surveillance cameras on who they choose to admit. It's really too bad that a few thoughtless, selfish individuals, a very small minority, can ruin a good thing for the rest of us who are responsible in our hobbying activities and don't attract undue attention to ourselves or the establishments.
Jericoholic
04-03-07, 11:42
It's really too bad that a few thoughtless, selfish individuals, a very small minority, can ruin a good thing for the rest of us who are responsible in our hobbying activities and don't attract undue attention to ourselves or the establishments.It's funny you say this because really, it's not just a "few". One needs not look much further than these forums to see that there are a good number of assholes who have to pay for sex because, well, they're assholes. If they're ugly or lonely or stressed or insecure or extra-introverted or deformed or dying, those reasons are just extra. In the Baltimore board a few months ago, there was a provider who went UTR after the spas all got busted. Guess what happened? One of her clients threatened to reveal her address and number because she cancelled an appointment on him. So they have to deal with crazy assholes who act tough on the Internet, drug dealers, druggies, drunks, currency counterfeiters, non-Internet assholes, scammers who don't pay tip, scammers who ask for their money back after they've already fucked the girl but fail to cum because of their own erectile dysfunction, robbers who know that these non-english girls can't call the police, rapists. Just a few? Hardly.
Jericoholic
04-03-07, 11:49
Oh and to add to that list.
Dirty cops who demand sex for free and then it turns out it's those same cops who bust the girls and claim to be heroic undercover agents who were able to crack the case.
Dumbshits who try to bareback the girls and shoot their load in them, and unfortunately some are successful.
Korean and Chinese guys who are verbally abusive and look down on the girls, which hurts all the more because the girls can understand what they're saying or thinking.
Hey Mary,
You got any of those nightclubs that serve liquor to minor girls in your Ward? It is obvious to many that the spas are less a threat to society than the nightclubs, even though the spas are P4P. Isn't it all about taxes?
PussProwler
04-03-07, 21:15
Maybe I'll run for office. Can't hurt.
Be sure you don't get caught with working girls BEFORE you get elected.
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Being rich comes with many perks....no speeding tickets, no worries about DWI or similar offenses, tickets to the Wizards or similar games, etc etc.
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Cabbie!
PS Be extra safe out there.
You left out murder, OJ, Robert Blake, etc
Jet:
I think you will find this article very enlightning. It talks about the state of affairs in Philadelphia in 1913. It's kind of interesting to see how times have changed and how they haven't. Go directly to page 15 to get a feel for the contents of the document. Chen's document makes this relevant.
http://books.google.com/books?id=kUFSaa-jnHEC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8&dq=callowhill+massage&source=web&ots=rWudYtmKDF&sig=2nuI7fNJwMEHZEunCTve93pEAvs#PPR3,M1
Spazen
Jet Ranger
04-04-07, 06:29
From my conversations with a few girls I've gotten to know and my own experience, I can confirm that almost everything you say is true. I would point out that most of the unfortunate occurrences take place behind closed doors and UTR. Generally, the activists who are crusading to shut down the AMPs and the general public wouldn't be aware of any of those specifics unless they frequent AMPs themselves or gain the confidence of providers.
My contention is that in the current environment, it's the "in your face" flaunting of P4P that generates the most angst. If an AMP was just a faceless, sign less door with a buzzer, didn't advertise, was hardly mentioned on public blogs (if at all), and had discreet, respectable looking guys coming and going that didn't attract attention to themselves, the problems we're facing might not be as severe.
The big difference seems to be that local LE now seems to be responding to local citizen complaints, which will require AMPs to be more stealthy if they want to survive.
Jet Ranger
04-04-07, 06:35
Jet:
I think you will find this article very enlightning. It talks about the state of affairs in Philadelphia in 1913. It's kind of interesting to see how times have changed and how they haven't. Go directly to page 15 to get a feel for the contents of the document. Chen's document makes this relevant.
http://books.google.com/books?id=kUFSaa-jnHEC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8&dq=callowhill+massage&source=web&ots=rWudYtmKDF&sig=2nuI7fNJwMEHZEunCTve93pEAvs#PPR3,M1
Spazen
Thanks, that was a fascinating read. It reminds me of a historical museum I visited in a large, mid-western city on the Great Plains. They even seemed to brag about their wild west past and how P4P was rampant in their city over 100 years ago. Of course, P4P was technically illegal, but the city used the "fines" from P4P busts to generate revenue to provide city services and expand the city infrastructure. Funny, the same places were "busted" time after time, but were never shut down until "modern" times. Negative progress for sure, as you can't find a single AMP in that city today.
I think one of the greatest risks to our diversion is when one or more of us gets drunk or high on something and then stumbles in and around a spa making a mess and being noisy.
Might I suggest that after a night of hitting the sauce we just go home and sleep it off rather than cause the disturbances we hear about so often.
Maybe we could find a trash can to put the empty can or bottle in? Perhaps we could all take a piss BEFORE leaving the bar rather than using the stairwells?
Of course, we cannot control what the homeless folks do but we CAN contol what WE do!
If no one complains we will have much less to be afraid of when we visit our friends.
Just one (horny) man'e opinion...
JJ
Ghost Daddy
04-04-07, 16:01
Had a terrible experience with Coco today on Conn ave. She's about a 9 in the looks department, but service was horrible. The TS was literally 90 seconds. In the room, after I saw that there would be no massage, and just go straight to FS I said, let's go slow, but then she did the whole, "no speaky the english" thing, and added derisive laughter. I asked for my house fee back, and miraculously got it.
I'm not ugly, rude or drunk. I have years of positive experiences. Seems like with the current heat the race to the bottom amongst existent providers has already begun.
So they have to deal with crazy assholes who act tough on the Internet, drug dealers, druggies, drunks, currency counterfeiters, non-Internet assholes, scammers who don't pay tip, scammers who ask for their money back after they've already fucked the girl but fail to cum because of their own erectile dysfunction, robbers who know that these non-english girls can't call the police, rapists. Just a few? Hardly.It does suck they have to deal with these types but all they have to do is quit. But wait, that means they would have to get a real job and wouldn't be able to afford their extravagant lifestyle.
I think one of the greatest risks to our diversion is when one or more of us gets drunk or high on something and then stumbles in and around a spa making a mess and being noisy.
Might I suggest that after a night of hitting the sauce we just go home and sleep it off rather than cause the disturbances we hear about so often.
Maybe we could find a trash can to put the empty can or bottle in? Perhaps we could all take a piss BEFORE leaving the bar rather than using the stairwells?
Of course, we cannot control what the homeless folks do but we CAN contol what WE do!
If no one complains we will have much less to be afraid of when we visit our friends.
Just one (horny) man'e opinion...
JJ
Its not just the issue of making a spectacle of one's self, but for god's sake give the girls a break. Its very tough on them dealing with rude, drunken assholes.
I think one of the greatest risks to our diversion is when one or more of us gets drunk or high on something and then stumbles in and around a spa making a mess and being noisy.
Might I suggest that after a night of hitting the sauce we just go home and sleep it off rather than cause the disturbances we hear about so often.
Maybe we could find a trash can to put the empty can or bottle in? Perhaps we could all take a piss BEFORE leaving the bar rather than using the stairwells?
Of course, we cannot control what the homeless folks do but we CAN contol what WE do!
If no one complains we will have much less to be afraid of when we visit our friends.
Just one (horny) man'e opinion...
JJ
Def agree to it, and may i add a little to it. For those of you going to AMP for the first time. Please find out where the place is ahead of time. Go there during daylight and walk around find out where the AMP exactly located. When you decided to go, just walk right in. Do not circle the place 20 times and stand around the entrance for 30 mins AT MIDNIGHT OR LATER.
Another (horny) man opinion.
After reading posts on this fine board about recent happenings at Sun, I decided to branch out and try a place on K.
There is some sort of construction happening on the first floor of the building. A woman was smoking at top of rail as I descended stairs.
Answered, yes, of course to the usual question of having been before. Mamasan giggled at that and led me to a room. I was relieved when I saw a pretty head peek around a corner at the end of the hall. In the room I was met by Chanell, who took house and tip up front.
Place was clean and well lit.
TS was good, no complaints. Back in the room, muscle training was better than average. Note I like a good back rub before hand -- I was a bit on edge being in a new place and having visions of a loud, nasty LE muff bust -- this loosens up the right muscles so others can perform at top form.
No AR, but she made up for it with skill at other games. And my ideal bod for a K girl: petite build, pert A cups, round derrier, long & straight black hair. A small bit of French on the flip. At that point I was pretty mad with desire -- the rest was exceptional. She gave the impression that she had a good time.
I have to say this was the best so far of my modest number of expeditions.
Face: 8
Bod: 7
Attitude: 9
Service: 9
CabDriver52
04-04-07, 21:05
Recon finally comes to the surface!
I thought it was standard procedure to go during the day and check the place out. Distance, metro/non-metro, parking fees, the neighborhood. Etc are all daytime activities. If you can't find it during the day, damn if you'll be finding it at night. Maybe after a few beverages. I don't condone drinking. I rather enjoy it. Today you have to be really careful. You can be driving, talking on the phone, eating a sandwich, shaving and getting a hummer. And it's all legal. BUT. If you've had a sip of beer, you're a murderer. Beer on your breath will get you in bigger trouble than anything.
Another point. Rather something I've noticed. If you get your directions from Yahoo Maps, Google Maps or the like. Don't carry the printout with you when you're going to a spa. It's a little obvious when you're looking around at everything and everyone carrying a computer printout. Can you say "I've never been to this neighborhood" any louder.
Just my thoughts.
Be careful out there. You might just run for office someday. And we all know how squeaky clean all politicians are. Right Mary. Or whatever her name was.
Cabbie!
Aman Tuleev
04-04-07, 22:26
Find those ads on CL (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/306300260.html) and citypaper (http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941). Grand opening, .50 special.
Did anybody have a try?
Be safe,
Aman
Find those ads on CL (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/306300260.html) and citypaper (http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941). Grand opening, .50 special.
Did anybody have a try?
Be safe,
AmanProbably landlord refurb of ICM and M Str dropping down a level. Really can't see two AMPs in the same building, although the thought of a price war and return of VIP cards worth something would be nice...KL
Double Nickle
04-05-07, 02:09
Probably landlord refurb of ICM and M Str dropping down a level. Really can't see two AMPs in the same building, although the thought of a price war and return of VIP cards worth something would be nice...KL
Actually, I've seen 2 AMPs in one building in New York City, and in Honolulu.
Actually, I've seen 2 AMPs in one building in New York City, and in Honolulu.
Yeah... i guess it is where you are at... in Guam they got at least one ground level structure that is divided into two separate AMPs... one Korean and one Chinese.
I have never seen more than one AMP in a building in DC.
Original Gster
04-05-07, 13:17
Had a terrible experience with Coco today on Conn ave. She's about a 9 in the looks department, but service was horrible. The TS was literally 90 seconds. In the room, after I saw that there would be no massage, and just go straight to FS I said, let's go slow, but then she did the whole, "no speaky the english" thing, and added derisive laughter. I asked for my house fee back, and miraculously got it.
I'm not ugly, rude or drunk. I have years of positive experiences. Seems like with the current heat the race to the bottom amongst existent providers has already begun.I had a similar experience with Coco late last week. The only difference was that the massagi came after the main event. The TS was definitely rushed and it was "game on" as soon as we got back to the room. CBJ was administered right after my towel came off while I was still standing. Not back in the skills department there, except she did this weird thing where she held my hands down. Maybe she didn't want to be touched? We went right to standing doggie afterward to completion. I agree with with GD re: her looks. Her body is amazing. It was difficult to hang on as long as I did. However, her quick pace and lack of personality erase the benefits of her looks and body. I would not repeat.
There was no mama in the house to complain to. I guess my complaint will be to not return.
Looks were a 9+ / Attitude a 4 / Massage a 3 / Overall service a 4
OG
Recon finally comes to the surface!
Today you have to be really careful. You can be driving, talking on the phone, eating a sandwich, shaving and getting a hummer. And it's all legal. BUT. If you've had a sip of beer, you're a murderer. Beer on your breath will get you in bigger trouble than anything.
Cabbie!
Yeah, I got busted with a DUI in Washington by blowing a 0.02 on the breathalyzer. You read that correctly...0.02. This was about 8 years ago, but I went out for happy hour, had a few drinks and stopped drinking around 7pm and began drinking Diet Coke. On the way home, drove through a checkpoint and made the mistake of telling the cop that I had a few drinks, but stopped drinking 6 hours before. Enough said.
But, you forgot that cell phone use (non-hands free) is illegal in DC also.
Van
Find those ads on CL (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/306300260.html) and citypaper (http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941). Grand opening, .50 special.
Did anybody have a try?
Be safe,
Aman
I checked out the City Paper and noticed that Gold had an ad for the third floor and M Street had an ad for the second floor. The last time I went to M, there was a "For Sale" sign on the third floor visible from the street. I may have to check it out on Friday and report back! Last time I went to M (little brain thinking while at one of the adjacent establishments), it was very run down and the attendant actually tried to upsell me -- a first for DC AMPs in my experience.
Royal has had a change of women and the service is as fine as it ever was. Did you ever notice how busy some of those places are and yet how few posts there are?
Find those ads on CL and citypaper (http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A191941). Grand opening, .50 special.Note that I updated the CL ad Link here (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=GOLD+SPA&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max)
Grand Opening $50/hr. Special - GOLD SPA, 1829 M St. NW, 2nd Floor. Enjoy a relaxing massage by our sexy Asian ladies in this discreet downtown location. Sauna/table shower avail. 202-293-9360.Our archived address for Therapy @ M is on the third floor and the old ICM was on the second floor:
Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179
ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
Great report Coney...
LL
CabDriver52
04-06-07, 15:02
Dreaming is cool sometimes. Like real life.
I was downtown, around 11PM. Not too much traffic and I found a place to park rather easily. I was asked for change once but I gave the guy a single instead of change. He went away happy.
I was inside the 1333 spa (known here as GHS). I was shown to one room then immediately shown to a larger room, near the back of the place. Met Mickey. Nice perky package, awesome frame, longish hair. Nice!
In the shower it seemed there was a mat on the table. Took the chill away from the table right away and made the shower really comfortable as well as relaxing. Water was just the right temp, the attention was excellent. After shower, off to the sauna. Warm and relaxing. After some time, what seemed like 10 minutes, back to the room.
Massage started out with a lot of pressure on my back, then moved down until she started massaging my feet. After more back pressure and more leg attention, on to the main event.
Mickey had a body suit on with a ruffle right above her ass. Well, that simply disappeared. Funny how time lapses fast in dreams. I clearly remember tasting the rainbow and after that meeting a missionary and walking the dog. After that, I found myself cleaned up and sent out the door.
Wonderful time was had by all. Then I woke up.
Face: 8
Body: 9
Service : 9
Attitude: 9
Cabbie!
PS the kitty is nicely trimmed with a landing strip.
Anyone had to the pleasure of their $50 Special yet?
PC out
Double Nickle
04-07-07, 17:01
I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?
Double Nickle
Long time lurker, first post. Actually first trip.
Tried 1716 first, went up but there was no buzzer just wires and a sign on the door saying they moved, didn't bother knocking. Made it out to 1413 around 1140, gave a call and ajumma told to wait 10-15 minutes. OK, I grab a cup of coffee and wait a bit; then cruise around the corner and down the stairs, ajumma lets me in and tells me to wait. Again. Alright, started reading about the Mitsubishi Eclipse and watching the CCTV hoping I'd be the only one waiting on that couch.
She gets me about 5 minutes later and I'm introduced to Nana; she's just like I read about, RTFF. It works! The TS was very good. Very. Hmm, probably shoulda done that last. No massage, more like light touching, quite a bit of AR, CBJ was OK. Enjoyed playing with her boobs, on to some very enthusiastic CG, doggie and finished with mish. She cleaned me up, told me to come back soon, 'ask for Nana' and gave me a peck on the lips.
Ajumma and Nana both knew it was my first time there, me butchering what little Korean I know probably helped ease things, but there were no questions, no hassles.
Cliffnotes:
RTFF - it works!
10-15 minute wait = 30 minutes.
Nana's TS and CG are great!
RTFF - it works!
Did I go to Eye to early? Coulda sworn someone just reported on them.
Jake Jj 1492
04-08-07, 00:09
Note that I updated the CL ad Link here (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=GOLD+SPA&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max)Our archived address for Therapy @ M is on the third floor and the old ICM was on the second floor:
Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179
ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
Great report Coney...
LL
Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...
Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...I agree. That has been my experience also.
Sarang Haeyo
04-08-07, 08:22
Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...
Jake, see my report on this thread. All three are what one would consider senior citizens. Don't knock the old broads just yet.
Good luck,
SH
Jack B Nimble
04-08-07, 08:41
I think the AMPs are going to have to change the way they operate in view of the latest problems. Not to mention the fact that the Washington Post no longer takes their ads, which I think hurt a lot.
Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.
Wow -- As often as I've been to that building and paid the AMP a visit, I had no idea there was an "Immaculate Health Care" right around the corner.
I'd say this would be a funny story for the grandchildren some day, but I won't!
Be safe -- Max
I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?
Double Nickle
Hawkeye In Md
04-08-07, 14:26
Fellow Mongers,
I came across this MP website while reading up on reviews on a different site.
http://georgetownbodytherapy.itcstore.com/
From the pics on the website, the talent is penthouse quality. And of course they specifically state NO FS many times on the website to keep the heat low with LE.
Does anyone know what is really offered on the menu?
Any intell would be appreciated to the max.
I decided to celebrate my seven year MP anniversary with a trip last Thursday night to my usual spot. I am not usually a night guy usually an afternoon guy. I got there about 730pm and mamasan escorted me to my least favorite room – bad omen. When gissel (? ) showed up (had her about 4 months ago – a little heavier than I like), I knew it was time to walk. Same old problem, quality has been up and down and lately it is down. Mamasan told be to come back in 20min, new girl would be available.
So I walked down the street and visited a place that has been talked about in these pages frequently and recently. I had been there before, about 3 times, but had not been there in about a year.
I was met by friendly mamasan, she asked if I had been there before and I said not for a while. She seemed ok with it and then she escorted me to a room that I had been in before (and liked – I felt my luck was changing). Then my date showed up. Wow, definitely a quality girl, something that I have not seen in about 9 months. She was very friendly. TS was good, not great, (but ok since it was my first time with her). She gave me mouthwash (even though I use breath strips) so I started to think about LL’s comment. Back to the room, she left and I left tip on table (and a few cinnamon breathe strips, better than mint).
Massage started and was really good. She started on the legs (which was different) and moved up. When she got to the back, she was really in good form (did I mention that it was a really good message). She cracked my back a few times and spent a lot of time on my neck and head (the good massage just turned into a great message). Then the party started.
Naked light massage all over, kissing up and down my whole back. Flipped into more light massage and then a BBBJ (my luck was just starting to pick up). I thought I was going to blow so I offered her a massage which she accepted. She had a great body, tan all over. Nice curves. So getting back to the mouthwash, I did a little DATY (which is not usual for me). She loved it and wanted it for a long time (at least I couldn’t tell if she was faking). I was great. After that, I got a CBJ to put the cover on and went to mish. Then I flipped her to a dog. After some time there, she sat up, pushed me back and started a CG, alternating between kneeling and squatting. After that, we reversed ends of the table (since my head was where my feet are suppose to be – and the pillow is at the other end) and we started a rev CG. I told her to come on back a little. And into my all time favorite position (I don’t know what to call it, rev cg leaning back with her arms supporting her). I finished quickly after that.
Then the best part (well almost), was just beginning, She spun around and kept going making sure every last bit was drained out. The she just laid there hanging out, rubbing and kissing all over. Wow, this one is a keeper. So I used the opportunity to start some info gathering. She said that she had only been there a week and had been in the home county for about a year and a half. She used to work at the happy place (so I showed her my VIP card which I still carry – last time there was July 06 according to my filled up VIP card which I never got to use before they closed! ). She thought she recognized me from happy, but I told her my last girl friend worked at next door. She was friendly, great attitude, great body, and a really party girl. She wanted me to come back soon, which I definitely will.
CabDriver52
04-08-07, 20:25
Dude,
Pictures of the girls?
Steeper price?
Ok, for my $. 02 I really think this is a bad idea. Part of the reason for checking out the forum, doing recon, the PMs, etc etc is the thrill of the hunt. Sometimes you get it sometimes you don't. Kinda like being married. Oh. Nevermind, that's never get it.
If I want advertised and glamor shots, I'll go to Amsterdam, where there's a look book published every other week. I like the challenge of reading and interpreting what everyone has to say. Especially the senior members that we can all learn from.
Don't talk price increase. Please. It's affordable here. Don't go towards anything where the entrance fee is anything higher than $60 or $70. That makes everything else go up. Instead of the standard fare for everything it's up another $20 or $30. Not for me. I like the prices the way they are. I like the RTFF way this board is. A change will bring problems. Include pictures and locations and the PoPo have a ticket to shut everything down.
Just my $. 02.
Cabbie!
I think the AMPs are going to have to change the way they operate in view of the latest problems. Not to mention the fact that the Washington Post no longer takes their ads, which I think hurt a lot.
Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.
I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?
Double NickleLOL. That was funny. At least you didn't accidentally walk into a convent.
Paniki, thanks for your first report. They may not be advertising in the post but judging by the traffic I see at AMPs and the few reports here. I'd say this forum is all the advertising the lurkers need.
Also, a tip: I would never walk into an AMP and ask for a massage. They'll ask if you've been there before and you'll say 'yes, some months ago', mention an old name from the forum and say no more. Maybe some report might descibe the layout inside for you. As a matter of fact, there is no reason to discuss a transaction of any kind.
Aman Tuleev
04-08-07, 23:07
Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.
All those like escort agencies does not provide TS. I love TS.
I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?
Double NickleI was there this past weekend. No name glitch. I can't see how that could have happened to you. Everything went off as planned.
Nuke
BTW, the lady in the front office takes care of securiy.
Fellow Mongers,
I came across this MP website while reading up on reviews on a different site.
http://georgetownbodytherapy.itcstore.com/
From the pics on the website, the talent is penthouse quality. And of course they specifically state NO FS many times on the website to keep the heat low with LE.
Does anyone know what is really offered on the menu?
Any intell would be appreciated to the max.GBT really is just as advertised: attractive, young women; very nice massages, very happy finishes; unrushed. But no full service. I have had good sessions there with Chastity and Gabrielle. A little pricey for the service, but sometimes it is what you are looking for. A classy place in my experience.
Hugh & Paniky,
Welcome to the board! Great start.
BT3
I am loving your writing skills! Glad you enjoyed the pussy munchies... And would love to get a PM with details about the SPA and girl's name. TIA!
LL
CabDriver52
04-11-07, 18:04
GBT really is just as advertised: attractive, young women; very nice massages, very happy finishes; unrushed. But no full service. I have had good sessions there with Chastity and Gabrielle. A little pricey for the service, but sometimes it is what you are looking for. A classy place in my experience. Classy. It's a nice twist. I'm more the person for a shallow 45 minutes than a classy hour but. Different strokes for different folks. The more expensive end of the deal might be worth it. Tough to say. I think I'd have to see what's there, the girls vs pictures, the location, and the overall feel of the place to really make my judgment.
I am glad that you had a nice time.
Cabbie!
After my new discovery last Thurs. (which I guess is not so new to some), I was eager to return (last night) and was not disappointed. Mamasan greets me at door and I ask if my new girl friend is available, she says yes. Right then I started to get hard.
She comes in, recognizes me, and is all over me. She starts playing with my dick as I am trying to get my clothes off. Once I manage to get them off, it is down the hall to the TS (with a woody and having to walk right by mamasans kitchen! ). Mouthwash again after shower (so I guess she wants some DATY again). When we get back to room, I lie down and wait for her return. When she comes back, I expect to get message, but she motions for me to get up and come over to the chair in front of the mirror. I sit down and she is all over me. Starts with a little BBBJ while she is on her knees, holy shit! Then she rides me with her back to me (with her legs outside mine then inside mine). She is watching in the mirror as much as I am. Then she turns around and rides me both ways facing me. I am going to finish too soon! (and I did not even get to DATY). So I have to tell her to "slow down". She gets off and I tell her to go lie down so I can "kill some time" and do some DATY. Damm that sitting in the chair in front of the mirror stuff was good!
So I munch a little and after my dick stops throbbing, I start a little "very slow" mish. (thinking that I have not gotten my message yet, I start to wonder when I complete, is it "out the door"? ) I got to make it last. After the slow mish, I flip her to a dog and then a little lying down dog. I think I am about to complete, so I tell her I want to lie down. No complaints, she flips right up into a rev cow and then leans back into that favorite position (she must have remembered from the other night). She turns around to a cow and as I am completing, she "makes" me start sucking her tit (maybe that is to keep me quit! ). I can’t breathe now (because I have her nipple half way down my throat) so I put my head back down. She keeps riding. I can’t believe it. When she stops, she gets off and says she will be right back with hot towel.
So I am thinking now that I got screwed out of my massage. She comes back with towel, cleans me off (and with another cup of mouthwash too – that’s great). She then tells me to lie down and she gives me massage (another great one – not a shorty either). I have never had a massage after the service. Talk about totally relaxed. I her mamasan say something in hallway and she responds. I know that my time is done. I tell her that I did not get to give her a massage and she says next time, so I am going to have to back really soon and give her one. BT
Loopy De Loop
04-12-07, 17:47
Was buzzed in yesterday at this place, went downstairs and saw that this place is a "legit sushi restaurant".
The manager was quite obviously confused seeing me asking isn't this a spa ?
Lol
Went to check out the new Amp on 14 and K across from 1413.
Rang the bell, and a day laborer said they expect to open second week of April.
So I expect to check it out and report.
Loopy de Loop
I visited the former site of the Olympics a few days ago. Nice that you can take public transportation! Made the trip up the stairs as if I was lighting the flame. Met the Mamasan at the door at the top of the stairs. Said the usual line about not being there since they held the Olympics but that I remembered Room 5 fondly. After a few minutes, Michelle came into the room. She was about 5'6 and an all natural girl -- solid B's -- probably 35 or so. Her command of the language was very good. She told me several details about herself and the Olympics I'll be happy to privately share with other Seniors that really shed some light on her profession.
After a very attentive TS and sauna, she proceeded to the massage stage and did a great job. She vigorously -- and I mean vigorously -- spoke to me in Asian languages. Being from the NE US, the only way I could respond was in French. Everything came to a completion in the usual way. I plan a future session with her when I'm not so rushed to get to the airport. It was the usual DC fare when all was said and done.
The only drawback to the Olympic Stadium is to have to be waiting out on the street to be buzzed into the stadium. I happened to be walking up to the stadium at the exact time that the on-foot USPS mail carrier (a female, no less) decided to drop off the delivery to the Olympic Committee. I decided to walk around the block one more time.
I'm a Senior member of the Cali board but had to change handle as some idiot compromised me - no big deal since I'm starting anew in DC. Sorry, this report is a little late - based on imaginary experiences I had about three weeks ago...
Been to DC a couple of times in the past - I've had the Olympic experience so I figured I'd RTFF and see what's new here. First I tried K - way too many people hitting the bar and not enough parking, so I decided to hit I. I have to confirm that I is closed. Note on the door says they are closed for business, no relocation address. I have to note that there were also alot of people at the bar but at least I found parking. Now I need to piss in a major way - did the L-K loop to find a Starbucks but all were closed - hit a small pizza store next to the BP gas station. Felt bad about just going into piss so I got a snack - it was pretty tasty - for those of you that hit the loop for SW before 11pm, this is a good place to go for a snack - plus the countergirl ain't bad to look at too ;)
Finally ended up at Sun. Got Cherry. She's been reported on before so I'll keep it brief - I didn't notice the face acne much, probably cause those bazooka C tits were staring right at me. I start in the room on the 3rd floor (assuming front entrance is 2nd floor) and get undressed. She asks if I been here before: "of course, of course" but that turned out to look really stupid as I started down the hall for the TS when it was actually located on the 2nd floor. TS was not bad - did a nice job cleaning the backside so I thought I might be in for some rimming (nope).
Back upstairs she proceeds with a decent nude massage. We're chatting as she's going along, she keeps saying how she hasn't been out much so I thought mebbe this was a window to get some digits from her but no luck. After the hard massage, she starts with the body kisses - that wasn't bad but like I said didn't end up with any rimming. On the flip she continues with a full body massage which is awful nice with those C jobs. CBJ was pretty good - a little too good as I get awful close to popping. I think sensing that she goes CG on me. I gotta slow it down so I sit up and stop her to pay some attention to those two lovelies. I then pivot around so that her legs are around me and we begin the bumping again. Unfortunately this ends up being a bit too much for me and so I pop. I was a little shocked how quickly she got up after that and cleaned me off - I mean I'm not looking to cuddle but damn! Get cleaned up and am offered some water. Head off with mamasan telling me to come back soon.
All in all, L: 7, A: 6, S: 5, E: standard, R: prob not
and then I woke up... keep on dreamin'
Hit it again last night and was not disappointed (three times in week. I think I am on a "pussy binge" and need to check myself into detox! ) God Damm I’m going to go broke (but I love good pussy! ) It has been a long time since it has been that nice. Everything was pretty much the same as the last two, except she now expects DATY and "told me to suck it"! So I had to obey. I made sure I left enough time to return the massage this time (although I am sure my massage sucks compared to hers). Upon leaving, I had to "hide" behind the curtain while someone (probably on of you guys) was coming up. I hope you enjoyed it, I sure did. I am going to try to take a break for a while (hopefully). Later, BT.
QuietAmigo
04-15-07, 09:46
Long time lurker, but felt it important to share. I've been scarce on the scene since Black Wednesday, as I was one of the poor shmucks surprised at the front door above the subway (another story). That cured me for a good while, but eventually, the fever returned.
Made the mistake of visiting GHS off L on Friday. I like that place because it's a little off the main drag and there's less risk of bumping into an office mate upon egress - but it's small with only a small staff. As a result, I've been rushed there more often than not. This time they left me sitting in the sauna, waiting and waiting. Finally, had enough and dressed and departed for 1413.
Down the stairs and through the double doors. Greeted by smiling mamasan - much friendlier than her predecessor - and introduced to Nana. Nice TS w/ more than the usual attention paid to the backdoor. Nana was quite pleasant and well spoken - but when fs was intimated, she asked to see the tip up front. I point to the bills tucked under the mobile, and she promptly counted the bills - $ - and asked for more (maybe next time). I was put off by the vain attempt to inflate the standard rate and wary of setting bad precedent. I prefer to reward the service upon completion. For that reason, I may not repeat with her.
I'm wondering if this is a new trend and we're on the midst of a price hike. Troubling development, regardless.
QA
Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?
Freshly Snipes
04-15-07, 20:52
Long time lurker, but felt it important to share. I've been scarce on the scene since Black Wednesday, as I was one of the poor shmucks surprised at the front door above the subway (another story). That cured me for a good while, but eventually, the fever returned.
Made the mistake of visiting GHS off L on Friday. I like that place because it's a little off the main drag and there's less risk of bumping into an office mate upon egress - but it's small with only a small staff. As a result, I've been rushed there more often than not. This time they left me sitting in the sauna, waiting and waiting. Finally, had enough and dressed and departed for 1413.
Down the stairs and through the double doors. Greeted by smiling mamasan - much friendlier than her predecessor - and introduced to Nana. Nice TS w/ more than the usual attention paid to the backdoor. Nana was quite pleasant and well spoken - but when fs was intimated, she asked to see the tip up front. I point to the bills tucked under the mobile, and she promptly counted the bills - $ - and asked for more (maybe next time). I was put off by the vain attempt to inflate the standard rate and wary of setting bad precedent. I prefer to reward the service upon completion. For that reason, I may not repeat with her.
I'm wondering if this is a new trend and we're on the midst of a price hike. Troubling development, regardless.
QAIf you really are the poor sap that was caught on camera, is it wise identifying your user name to everyone here, and LE?
The extra tip sounds a little odd. Maybe she was just trying to hustle YOU, or maybe she couldn't count right.
Did she perform the standard operations after you refused her the extra cash?
Mr.Snipes aka G13
QuietAmigo
04-16-07, 10:13
For Mr. Snipes and others - extra tip was requested, but refused. Good service was provided with a smile. Still irked me to be pushed as it diminished the dream. Nana is a lovely gal, with made in Korea boltons and a little extra tummy, and a very pretty smile. But I hope this is not part of a broader trend from other providers.
What kind of a first post is this? You must be an idiot or LE to ask that kind of a question. If you RTFF not only here but for other states, I think it would be obvious what the answer to your question is. If you want info, you need to give info. Nothing personel but I hate these types of dumb a**ed questions from first time posters.
Just my .02
Newbie Today
04-16-07, 11:58
Maybe Mary's done more than close down one Ward 3 spot. I went back to Young's/Venus after a 3 week hiatus. Unfortuantely, I found the place dark and the doorbell missing. I could still see the two high heel shoe chairs, radio, and assortment of magazines inside through the window. Of course, the streets feel like a wind tunnel. And maybe it's a Monday or some other holiday. Still. The doorbell's missing.
It may be possible that Y/V's is closed down as well.
Max Beelyun
04-16-07, 16:37
Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?Excuse me, have you lost your mind? If you are bringing that with you to an AMP you are putting EVERYONE THERE at risk. Save it for incalls to your house or outcalls to a hotel.
HotFootTeddy
04-16-07, 16:43
Went to IHC mid afternoon and drew a stunner named Sasha. I was very pleased with the experience. Sasha looked to be in her early 30's and was a good 8-9 in looks. Service was standard early on but got much better as we progressed. Her attitude was a 9+ - she was great. She is going on vacation in about a week, so hurry up.
In the course of being there, I saw what must have been almost all of the rest of the crew. The others ran the gammut, but all looked pretty good. One was a thin petite little spinner who was easily very early 20's.
PM for any more information.
I have to agree with Eagle55. But I'd like to offer some advice as to why this is a completely stupid question.
In my experience and to my knowledge, there are indeed a few girls in an even fewer number of AMP's who use drugs while at work. But it is my belief that most owners (and therefore most mamasans) realize that the business that they are running is dangerous enough and illegal enough. To add insult to injury makes no sense. Therefore if a customer comes in and even discusses the use of drugs, you can bet that will raise all kinds of alarms. For all they know, you are ULE trying to entrap them.
Many establishments will not even serve you if they think you have been drinking, unless you are a long established client whom they can trust not to get crazy.
I don't advise the use of illegal drugs. However if you must use them, be cool about it and only go to an AMP when high after you have established a good relationship and a good rapport with the mamasan and one or two of the girls who will then vouch for you with your provider. But I would not advise offering them drugs. Their lives are complicated and dangerous enough.
Remember guys, this site is all about an alternative fantasy world in which men sometimes achieve success in their pursuit of pleasure with the opposite gender. As such, it could not possibly have any relationship to the real world since pleasure in this society is highly discouraged, especially if you must pay for it.
LexLuther
Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?
Probably one of the fastest way to be pegged as a problem and escorted out of the place. They hate drunks, so do the math. These ladies see 99% of us as a C-note, nothing more, keep 'em coming, 8-12 times a day. Unless you're getting her high with Burberry of Louie Vuitton, or buying her an hour of sleep I seriously doubt you'll get a favorable response. Of the few I've know outside of work, NONE used drugs, most smoked (cigs), but would like to quit, half drank too much when not working, but were happiest shopping, drinking/karaoke or catching up on their sleep.
KL
Quiet Amigo,
I can tell you that some of the remaining decent establishments in the Columbia area have been raising both the house fee as well as the fee for extras. I'm sure that this has something to do with what they perceive as the increased risk which they face. From an micro-economic standpoint, you can't fault them for that. In addition, I believe that unless you are a known quantity to them, you won't even get much more than a massage.
LexLuther
Member #4338
04-16-07, 21:29
Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?
This post is most disturbing in that it is difficult to believe that anyone seriously reading this board could be this stupid. This leads me to the conclusion that we are not alone and that Big Brother is watching.
Proceed with caution.
While I cannot disagree with others expressing concern about the 420 question and that was even raised, is understandable that someone eventually does ask...
We are, as a group, speaking about subject matter that would be describing illegal activities (if any of our fantasies were true). Those expressing outrage obviously have an innate understanding that there is somehow a difference between prostitution and illegal substance use, and also that a LEO might be baiting us.
I do not pretend to speak for our newbie, but it does occur to me that a person who uses any illegal substance, and is new to the mongering scene, may appreciate genuine advice. And I believe that Lex and KLover have summed it up quite nicely and succinctly in terms we can all understand.
This MAY be a time to return to our regularly scheduled programming (i.e. change the subject please).
Lex,
Congratulations on 600.
LoveLOS
Benchseats Rock
04-17-07, 00:20
This MAY be a time to return to our regularly scheduled programming (i.e. change the subject please).How 'bout dem Redskins?
Jet Ranger
04-17-07, 06:17
For Mr. Snipes and others - extra tip was requested, but refused. Good service was provided with a smile. Still irked me to be pushed as it diminished the dream. Nana is a lovely gal, with made in Korea boltons and a little extra tummy, and a very pretty smile. But I hope this is not part of a broader trend from other providers.From what you and others describe, she sounds a lot like a "Nana" that worked at HWC in Woodbridge last year and also previously worked at Happiness and other AMPs on the East Coast circuit in DC, Philly and its suburbs, and "Hong Kong" (now closed) in Waterbury, Connecticut.
If she's back, asking for an "extra" tip is part of her banter (and probably to find out if her new customer is a newbie or a sucker.) If I recall correctly, when I first saw that Nana at HWC, she asked me the same thing, but I declined and told her I only brought $. We had an exceptional session and I became a regular customer. An experienced hobbyist here would stand firm and tip $ and the experienced girls know this.
Another regular provider I had become close to a few years ago told me that some of her other regular DC customers tipped her up to $$$$$ (yikes) per session, when she would have accepted $, but I can't imagine the guys who tipped her far more than the standard getting much more from her than what I did, and I kept my tips consistent at $. As Kluvr said, for 99 percent of them, it's all about the $ and if they can extract more out of us, they will.
Of course, the business operates on supply and demand, so please try and keep the tips at $ to keep the hobby reasonably affordable for all. As Lex points out, in places where AMPs are facing significant LE scrutiny, the trend is for house fees and tips to rise.
Take care and stay safe,
JR
LoveLOS,
Congrats gratefully accepted. I had not even noticed.
LexLuther
Ghost Daddy
04-17-07, 11:08
I took a trip to New York recently and met a lady named Hana. An exceptional look, but an unfortunately lame experience. No effort whatsoever. Also had a bad experience when I was in Connecticut a while back. What's going on? This never used to happen back in Cleveland.
I have to agree with HotFootTeddy. I also saw Sasha last week and she was great. Good looking and exceptional service. Everything from the ts to the massage to the extras. DATY, several positions. The only minus was the CBJ was rather short. But overall no complaints. Sasha is not a petit spinner but has a great figure. I will be back to see her.
Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?
The assumption by all was that this question applied to AMPs. On the Baltimore Loop your offer could be greatly welcome but I would advise against it. If LE catches you hiring a provider AND using mar-uh-laa-hootchie -you are in double deep shit.
Baltimonger
04-18-07, 18:34
The assumption by all was that this question applied to AMPs. On the Baltimore Loop your offer could be greatly welcome but I would advise against it. If LE catches you hiring a provider AND using mar-uh-laa-hootchie -you are in double deep shit.
AMPs no, WhiteLair yes.
Your PM box is full! Mind me asking to whom and where your were referencing? Maybe Winchester plan needs to change :)
Ingle,
Cleaned up the box. You now have my digits. Call me.
KJ,
Shhh!
DrummerBoy
04-18-07, 23:17
Quiet Amigo,
I can tell you that some of the remaining decent establishments in the Columbia area have been raising both the house fee as well as the fee for extras. I'm sure that this has something to do with what they perceive as the increased risk which they face. From an micro-economic standpoint, you can't fault them for that. In addition, I believe that unless you are a known quantity to them, you won't even get much more than a massage.
LexLutherI don't entirely agree with your statement about the reason of price hikes...They were looking for any possible way to raise their rates as it was stale for about 10 years. Purely economical. Their advertising and rent costs have increased every year so they decided to both change the amount they charged and then change from a time-based rate to an event-based rate. The higher amount will get you a longer and better service than the smaller "quickie" service. Rarely will anyone see an hour for the .7 rate. 45 mins is the norm and can be shorter when they are busy. If you want a guaranteed hour, they will charge you for 1.5/hr and expect a 1.5 tip. I rarely go to HC anymore due to this practice.
Drummerboy
Jake Jj 1492
04-18-07, 23:19
Best to avoid the sunny place tonight.
-UPDATE TO POST-
Eclipse averted...but suggest you always call first. Trusted members PM for details.
Are you kidding? Batman, we need to raise our prices too. Saving mongers from themselves is a full time job. LOL
Our greedy little K Mamas and Ms PC will now have to wait till i hit the Lotto. too bad its been that way in NVA for 6 months now. Oh well, no gas money saved now. If you guys were here with me in China, cost is $80.00 for TS, AR, MSOG, and sweet little chinese guys from the countryside. Pity me but I will TOFTT here.
PC out
PussProwler
04-22-07, 21:59
same rates, same great service from vicky at royal
PP
You are correct about the fact that their rates remained virtually unchanged for about 10 years. Who of us would have been able to sustain the same pay for 10 years? But I think that they did not raise them for a lot of reasons. ONe reason was that they had a lot of competition and thus a lot of downward pressure on prices.
But I still believe that the recent events and the increased risk to their business model provided the event which encouraged and allowed the current upward pressure that we are seeing now.
LexLuther
You are correct about the fact that their rates remained virtually unchanged for about 10 years. Who of us would have been able to sustain the same pay for 10 years? But I think that they did not raise them for a lot of reasons. ONe reason was that they had a lot of competition and thus a lot of downward pressure on prices.
But I still believe that the recent events and the increased risk to their business model provided the event which encouraged and allowed the current upward pressure that we are seeing now.
LexLuther
2001 $160 = $185 in 2007 based on US inflation, now for the bad news, the exchange rate has fallen 1300 to ~940 won/US$ during that time. Together that'd indicate we should be paying $255....ouch. But, would you rather see them go to europe or new zealand. If I had a good time, I typically paid $200 total, only $160 + comment to mamasan if she was a nag. KL
Member #4338
04-23-07, 22:09
I was recently wandering in the desert and saw a shimmering object on the horizon. I went there and was greeted by a vision named Maya. Maya is 5' 4" 120lbs, 28 yo, 33 B's (all natural) with curly shoulder length brown hair.
In my dream, Maya was very accommodating. She was very receptive to my dining suggestions. In fact this seemed to get her genuinely worked up and she gave as good as she got.
Overall Maya:
Face: 7
Body: 7.5
TS: 7
Service: 8.5
Peace and love
Lax
Had a minute today, so rather than add to my girth, decided to go back for some regal attention. Was given Ricki, who did not bring the smiles that her native land is known for. She is 30ish, and could stand to move about 10# from her gut to her skinny butt. She does not enjoy her job, and it shows. Perfunctory TS, with all contact via the Brillo pad. No attention to primary spots. Back in the room, a fair massaggee, but she did try to please with that at least.
After the question, quickly on with the equipment for a brief and somewhat uninspired lesson in the french language. I did ask to return the favor, was informed that she "didn't like that, I could do her, but she would not like it". Oh well, on with she show, proceeded through a couple of exercises, and finished practicing her manual shift technique.
She openly stated that she was here only for a month and just to make the money. Says she can only respond to her own hand when seeking excitement. Think I'll wait 'til she leaves (in 3 weeks) before I return to this venue.
B/F/A/S
5/7/3/5 R: No
AM
Kluvr,
I'm not sure we have to worry about them going to Europe or anywhere else in large numbers. First of all, since the U.S. is such a big country, I have to believe that we are able to absorb these gals in larger numbers than in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, etc. I also believe it is harder to get into other countries than it is to get into the U.S., whether legally or illegally. In addition, in most of Europe prostitution is legal. So a a girl working say in Germany would probably pay tax on her earnings. Here in the U.S. whatever amount the girl keeps (i.e. does not go to the house) is hers. No tax, no social security, etc.
As it happens, I know a Korean woman who works in a spa in Atlanta. When she was young, her parents sent her to Germany to study at some university. I never asked her why she left Germany to come to the U.S., but the fact is she's here and making a pile of money (relative to her education and skills).
Just my opinion of course.
LexLuther
Picked this up on CL tonight?
In passing I noticed today that the pad locks have been removed from the front door of the Happiness Spa on 10th Street, N.W. Please let this be a sign that they are coming back. I miss my Asian hotties really bad.
Max Beelyun
04-24-07, 22:15
Picked this up on CL tonight?
In passing I noticed today that the pad locks have been removed from the front door of the Happiness Spa on 10th Street, N.W. Please let this be a sign that they are coming back. I miss my Asian hotties really bad.I don't like the sound of this at all, especially that last bit. Bait?
Stopped in at 1829 last night around 1:00 am. Second floor. Not sure what else is open there. Saw, "Sunny". Very cute K girl, orange-ish hair, nice "b" enhancements (I prefer natural). A lot of "ooh honey, you so handsome" but not much other english. TS was fine, some attention to the right parts. Massage wasn't bad (I am not really into massage), she could have used some kind of lotion, but she was trying. Finish was standard fare for standard rate. Very rushed. She did her job competently, but was clearly anxious to move on and get out. All in all, I would go back, but only in the hopes of something better, not to repeat last night.
Then it MUST be the kimchee!! Wooo hooo.
I am a senior member from Kansas City. I come to DC on business and will be there next week. I have been reading the massage reports and I am having a hard time figuring out the names of places or location. Is there a past post someone can refer me to? or could someone list the best couple AMP's in the DC area and where they are? You can do it here or PM me. Thanks so much!
Member #4338
04-25-07, 20:36
I am a senior member from Kansas City. I come to DC on business and will be there next week. I have been reading the massage reports and I am having a hard time figuring out the names of places or location. Is there a past post someone can refer me to? or could someone list the best couple AMP's in the DC area and where they are? You can do it here or PM me. Thanks so much!
Checking out your past posts back to 2004, I didn't see one report where you posted any positive intel. All your posts are where do I find this or can you give me information on that.
I'll give you the same advice I'd give a newb. RTFF. The DC forum is one of the most intel rich boards on the USG. Mine it for yourself.
Peace and love,
Lax
I was daydreaming today about a trip to 1413K. Asked mamasan about Cheree for previous dream, but she is gone. Instead I meet Emma. Pretty round face, big, bright eyes, not skinny and not too plump, just a little extra padding, making a nice round can.
Again, the place was very clean.
I dreamed of a good TS then a couple minutes in clean sauna (not gross like at my gym) then a skillful massage. Mouth went everywhere. She pushed my legs back and up to practice some advanced Asian techniques. She knows a lot of interesting tricks -- skillful, to say the least -- some light biting was involved. I think I learned a few new things! Enjoyed a bit of DATY as well. The rest of the dream was all very convincing.
A hot towel and then a long, no rush massage.
Best. AMP experience. Yet!
Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 9
Service: 10
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