Tricks of the Trade 101

[Hulk Hercules]

Ok lets get a tricks of the trade section going here. I will start it off. Now this is a conversation that I had with a girl from one of the adult personals site. Now my angle with dealing with women is get straight to the point and be very frank. Almost kinda obnoxious like Dr. House. It works. Now i have some other conversations that I will post later that are better illustrations of how I can be. This girl was ez. Now grant it this was the 1st time we chatted.

GIRL: hi
GIRL: hi
BOY: HEY sexy. how r u
GIRL: i am fine
BOY: how is your day so far
GIRL: its kool
GIRL: and you
BOY: chilly chill. so how have your experiences been so far from OBC
GIRL: well i just join OBC
BOY: so let me ask you this. what are you looking for. afterall it is onlineBOOTYCALL.
GIRL: well i am looking for someone who is going to saty all my life
BOY: well i just got out of a relationship so i am not looking for much but a good time
GIRL: kool
GIRL: ok
BOY: SO do u think we could get together some time
GIRL: yea sure
BOY: so honestly so i wont waste your time or mine. can we have sex
GIRL: lol
GIRL: sure
BOY: y u laugh
GIRL: brb

I proceed to get the digits and phuck for free. Now a couple of key points. First, it is a numbers game. The year Babe Ruth hit the most home runs he led the league in strike outs. You gotta swing. Notice how I didnt do much small talk. The key here is asking what r u looking for. That sets the tone. Now she said that she was looking for a man. I said I wasnt. I then asked could we get together. She said yes. Thats a green light. Had she said no, I would have backed off. You mean I tell you all I want to do is screw and you still want to see me. That means she is down. You have to give a woman a reason to phuck. Most dont want to just give it to you so quick and ruin their rep.

Next point is everybody has had a broken heart; so the i just got out of a relationship talk makes you more human so to speak. On top of that everbody knows how you feel with you get out of a relationship. You just want to have a good time. So I swoop in for the kill. I ask her point blank can we screw. Most women will tell you that they dont like games and would prefer a man to be honest with them as to want they really want. So when you use this tactic it gets you browny points. Women know when we are just trying to get in their pants. Most apprecaite the honesty. Last but not least, I didnt have to do any baby baby talk and whisper sweet nothings into her ear. BTW on a scale of 1 to 10, she was a 7.5. Free makes it a 10. Also always use tact, dont try to gorilla pimp the girls. Dont be like bish suk my dic. Be respectful.

[Best Tx Monger]

That sets the tone. Now she said that she was looking for a man. I said I wasnt.
Whew, that is good, that was a close one...LOL...J/K

Hulk, I still think your post have the best comedy.

-007

[North Texas]

Found this on the web somewhere.........

40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former ****.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. *****
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

[Reg Req]

Hulk,

I just relocated to DFW a few months ago from CA, and have to say, I have really enjoyed your posts/contribs as I become acquainted with our hobby in my new city.

Some of your earlier posts actually convinced me to try AFF (silver) and OBC (standard/free). Must admit though, have had no success (yet). Seems like a lot of the more interesting "female" posters are looking just to get your email and then try to sell you access to some other website. Was wondering if you have encountered any of that?

Anyway, just wanted to thank you for your contribs. Keep up the good work. I will look to start contributing to, once I have a better lay of the land. (No pun intended_

[Hulk Hercules]

Preciate the luv. Its a number's game. Try to be on as many boards, chat lines, etc that you can. I have run into all types. I got an email addy just for the sport. I actually have had more success from OBC. AFF seems to be more for providers as opposed to OBC are young freaks that would rather give it away.


Hulk,

I just relocated to DFW a few months ago from CA, and have to say, I have really enjoyed your posts/contribs as I become acquainted with our hobby in my new city.

Some of your earlier posts actually convinced me to try AFF (silver) and OBC (standard/free). Must admit though, have had no success (yet). Seems like a lot of the more interesting "female" posters are looking just to get your email and then try to sell you access to some other website. Was wondering if you have encountered any of that?

Anyway, just wanted to thank you for your contribs. Keep up the good work. I will look to start contributing to, once I have a better lay of the land. (No pun intended_

[Indian79]

What does "OCB" stand for?

I tried to find it.

Is there a website for it?

[Hulk Hercules]

www.onlinebootycall.com. OBC for short




What does "OCB" stand for?

I tried to find it.

Is there a website for it?

[Indian79]

Does it work and also it good to post original pic.

[Hulk Hercules]

Hells yeah it works; of course if you got game. I have phucked about 10 the last year alone; with offers of about another 20. Its just hard to get away like I used to with all of my commitments. I do pay the small monthly fee. It comes out cheaper than paying a SW or paying for a room. There are a lot of sites like that. Just remember to wear protection and never I said never eat the cat.

[Indian79]

Is just like regular dates I got 1 msg.

[Datadog]

Is just like regular dates I got 1 msg.Sounds to me like you gave up too soon.

[Good Sport]

Sounds to me like you gave up too soon.

I got one "hit" on AFF, but NOTHING on OBC... However, on Tagged I am doing pretty good. And my profile makes it clear what I want. What surprised me about OBC is the high number of bee-otches that are shocked you want to knock their boots only...or have issues with married men.

At my age I am getting older women, but free head and ass is still good. I have had some good excitement from Tagged. If I want young and beauty, then I can go buy it.

GS

[Jambo]

I will give Tagged a try today.

You should know, Tagged has been heavily criticized for their practice of "contact scraping". When you set up an account, they ask for your email address and password. Ok--everyone on your contact list asks, please don't do that. They will spam your friends, and all of them will know you did it.

I tried a bogus password, and Tagged accepted it.

Its still a nasty thing to ask members for access to email, (and btw, your IM, your calendar, and everything you have saved in your contact lists (like bank account info?))

[Chinodos]

I plan to visit my first massage parlor soon. Just want a little bit of an idea on what to expect price wise so I don't make a fool of myself. Being new I'm thinking I'll stick to lvl 1 or the most lvl 2. Also any info on etiquette would be helpful too.