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Zimmm33
12-12-23, 20:53
'Tis the season when I stop visiting a variety of AMPs because they have historically refused to keep the thermostat at a reasonable temperature for late Fall / Winter / early spring. So, dear AMP owner/mgr, instead of spending my $60 or $70 at your place a couple of times per month, I am staying with the places that keep it reasonably warm. You cheapskate owners who keep the place in the lower 60's, you are losing out on my $120 to $140 per month as well as all the other guys who don't want their nuts frozen off. So, potentially, say there are just THREE other guys like me, that's $480 to $560 monthly. Seems to me, that MIGHT just pay the extra heating cost to keep the rooms 68 to 70 degrees.

Yeah fellow mongers, I know this isn't going to do dick squat, but it makes me feel a lot better. Esp after freezing my cajones at a North Shore AMP today.

Z.

P.S. BTW owners, cranking the heat for a customer upon arrival does nothing for that customer. Maybe the next guy will luck out, but if all the furniture, sheets, and towels are low sixties, nothing is going to be warm at the end of an hour visit.

PPS It might also make sense to TRAIN the girls on the proper way to run the heat. One girl last week was trying to make it warmer using the AC thermostat.

MarriedTom
12-13-23, 09:29
'Tis the season when I stop visiting a variety of AMPs because they have historically refused to keep the thermostat at a reasonable temperature for late Fall / Winter / early spring. So, dear AMP owner/mgr, instead of spending my $60 or $70 at your place a couple of times per month, I am staying with the places that keep it reasonably warm. You cheapskate owners who keep the place in the lower 60's, you are losing out on my $120 to $140 per month as well as all the other guys who don't want their nuts frozen off. So, potentially, say there are just THREE other guys like me, that's $480 to $560 monthly. Seems to me, that MIGHT just pay the extra heating cost to keep the rooms 68 to 70 degrees.

Yeah fellow mongers, I know this isn't going to do dick squat, but it makes me feel a lot better. Esp after freezing my cajones at a North Shore AMP today.

Z.

P.S. BTW owners, cranking the heat for a customer upon arrival does nothing for that customer. Maybe the next guy will luck out, but if all the furniture, sheets, and towels are low sixties, nothing is going to be warm at the end of an hour visit.

PPS It might also make sense to TRAIN the girls on the proper way to run the heat. One girl last week was trying to make it warmer using the AC thermostat.I agree! Nothing kills the mood more than shrinkage! If You call ahead, and make an appointment for XX:00, the least they could do is turn up the heat / space heater in the room 20 minutes before XX:00! Maybe the cold is the reason the girls are always bundled up tight! LOL!

Top Floor
01-21-24, 16:41
I agree! Nothing kills the mood more than shrinkage! If You call ahead, and make an appointment for XX:00, the least they could do is turn up the heat / space heater in the room 20 minutes before XX:00! Maybe the cold is the reason the girls are always bundled up tight! LOL!I'm right there with you. I don't monger a lot but I do even less in the colder months.