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12-31-05, 23:00
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Joehunter
01-22-06, 23:16
Was in N.Y. last week and of all things I run into a girl I visited at the Lake Cook/Milwaukee AMP. Name is Mary a little pudgy, long curly hair, big boobs and a great attitude. Sound familar to anyone? Had a short session with her said she'd come back to Chicago to work if the place was better than the Deerfield or A.H. location, I guess she did not get enough business there. She says Jennifer will not come back to Chicago area, cause she never showed for her court date and she is scared. What a small but wonderful world!

Hadecologne
01-23-06, 07:56
Has anyone observed any SW action around these areas? I recently saw a BSW at Touhy/Chicago (Rogers Park) who gave me the signal. I drove around to check the area first but was disappointed on my return to find 4 LE cars and the SW was not in sight! It was not that too late, time was around 9:00 pm. Is there anyone who has been lucky to spot some SW's on these areas?

Randyhunter
02-01-06, 16:42
I'm a newbie to the hobby, and the working girls are getting a little expensive for me. Being a loyal reader of one of the local papers, I know that a bunch of massage places advertise. I've seen many of them mentioned here, too.

Here's my question; I figure almost all of these places have a rate for a massage, and if that's what you pay, that's what you'll probably get. What is the etiquette for asking for something more (the release) and for negotiating the tip?

OK, I admit to being clueless, but I'd really rather not embarrass myself or an Asian girl with fumbling around.

Any help would be appreciated

Suburban Guy
02-02-06, 18:07
Went to Lifetime today. Parking lot with a back door off the street which is great. Typical set up. TS was OK, with attention paid to all of the right areas. The place was a little cold, but table had a heating pad, so that was nice. Massage was so/so, and given the TS, thought that release would come naturally. Had to signal for it, and hands not allowed to roam much.

It served today's purpose, but won't go out of my way.

Yyxx
02-03-06, 12:05
Hi, welcome to the hobby. Everything you need to know about visiting an AMP (that's Asian Massage Parlour) is posted in the forum under Special Interests > Massages > AMP Tips & Guidelines. See the post by USTraveller on 4-14-05.

Aruba Jack
02-20-06, 12:59
Went to Dempster/Greenwood, girl Mei-Mei (which is Chinese slang for p*ssy)
Not bad looking, maybe a 6, BIG belly, horrible massage and a 3 on cbj and deed. Definitely did not enjoy her work. Would not repeat.

Happy Hunting

Sam Spade
02-20-06, 15:04
Found myself working on Presidents Day and decided it was worthy of a reward. Saw an old post by Tee Time about Elise's, formly Accurate European Touch. Now it's Accurate Goreous Massage. Made the call and the nice european gentleman sent Jenny to their incall office in Northbrook.

Jenny is a nice looking 40+ Ukrainian woman with a heavy accent but very friendly. The massage was nice in the european way. Lots of lotion, but they don't go deep. When she asked me to turn over, I gently slipped a hand on her behind which she didn't seem to mind. As everything came to attention I removed the towel and moved her hand to the saluting soldier. She didn't say a word, just looked at me and smiled and got to work. Excellent technique. No hurry. And I got to play upstairs too.

After the clean up, she got back to the more traditional massage, but that got even more attention and it was off to the races again. Overall a very nice time so I tipped well. I give it eleven thumbs up.

Joe B Cool
02-20-06, 15:21
I have a personal policy for the Chinese Apts. If I walk in and the girl isn't (IMHO) worth the $$$, I leave. One night I went to 3 different locations (Greenwood, Deerfield, & Burlington CF) and left all of them. Iwas told specifically when to return. I went to a local restuarant, had a few drinks, cruised for a sw and got a bj. ( Saved $$). If I don't find a sw, i'll date my personal friend "Fistina". "Settling" for any girl they have working is out of the question. Several weeks ago, when I was told specifically when Lilly would be at "Dempster/Greenwood", she lived up to her previous performances. Unfortunately, she was at that location for only two days. They rotate the girls in their Apt Network pretty frequently. The good ones even travel to NY or LA. I know girls like Lilly are around, but if you settle for the okay ones, that's all you'll get.

Member #5481
02-21-06, 10:46
Hey Sam, glad you enjoyed Jenny. I still do Accurate from time to time and always get a good massge although Jenny is the only one for the double pop so far. The other double pop is by Lucy (not as cute as Jenny) in Lakeview. P.M. for details if you are a contributor.

Tee

MikeHuntSweat
02-22-06, 00:42
I had the misfortune of Mi Mi at Greenwood apt. Aruba you are generous giving her a 6. When I came out, our friend was out cold sleeping on the couch.

On another note, Oriental Nails closed on Peterson. Do'nt know if I'm happy or sad.

Joe B. Cool, you got b.....!

Can More
03-24-06, 00:39
Went to Dempster/Greenwood, girl Mei-Mei (which is Chinese slang for p*ssy)

Not bad looking, maybe a 6, BIG belly, horrible massage and a 3 on cbj and deed. Definitely did not enjoy her work. Would not repeat.

Happy HuntingHuh? Mei-mei means little sister in Mandarin. Asians frequently refer to each other as brother/sister/little sister/big brother, etc, rather than by their names. If you don't speak Chinese, don't make things up...

Aruba Jack
03-27-06, 11:34
Can More:

Mei Mei as slang for pu**y was told to me by one of the girls at an AMP.

It does make sense, ie: "little sister" referring to her pu**y.

Just passing along information

Happy Hunting

Chi Hobbyist
03-27-06, 15:57
Any have any thoughts on some of the massage providers in the Reader classifieds? I've seen some interesting ads from Alisa & Victoria around Skokie & Deerfield.
I've been to Accurate European and got all the kinks worked out and they advertise in the Reader too.

Looking for opinions or experiences from you guys.

Thanks

MrNatURL
04-02-06, 12:40
Huh? Mei-mei means little sister in Mandarin. Asians frequently refer to each other as brother/sister/little sister/big brother, etc, rather than by their names. If you don't speak Chinese, don't make things up...Try putting up some more posts before you go slamming an expert monger. I don't care what AJ's fluency in Mandarin is. I trust his assesment of "Mei Mei" so lighten up, Francis.

Ci-Traveler
04-03-06, 17:20
Try putting up some more posts before you go slamming an expert monger. I don't care what AJ's fluency in Mandarin is. I trust his assesment of "Mei Mei" so lighten up, Francis.

It would appear you could have more posts going as well.

I don't trust anyone's posts - unless they are well over 100 - and even then I'm skeptical!

ci-traveler

MikeHuntSweat
04-04-06, 09:09
Yangs Massage just opened on Peterson just east of Lincoln. I saw Sabrina, she gave a decent massage with a nice fininsh. Extras were available. On the way out I saw another girl on the sofa who looked hot. Half hours .45, .60 for the finish, reminds me a little Oriental Nails which closed last month down the street. Hmmm.

MHS

MrNatURL
04-05-06, 12:16
It would appear you could have more posts going as well.

I don't trust anyone's posts - unless they are well over 100 - and even then I'm skeptical!

ci-travelerAJ has good intel. AJ and other trusted mongers use PMs and post with care. AJ and other mongers share info and protect each other and their wallets. Newbies are welcome but elitist "I know Chinese" because I am so smart crap is not needed here.

Anyone that need me to expand on this is welcome to flame away with PM - the board is for pussy info not ego stroking.

Ci-Traveler
04-08-06, 14:17
AJ has good intel. AJ and other trusted mongers use PMs and post with care. AJ and other mongers share info and protect each other and their wallets. Newbies are welcome but elitist "I know Chinese" because I am so smart crap is not needed here.

Anyone that need me to expand on this is welcome to flame away with PM - the board is for pussy info not ego stroking.

Well, as they say, never get in a piss fight with a skunk.

Definitions:

Ego - the self especially as contrasted with another self or the world. Sounds like your last posts.

Hypocrite - One who affect virtues or qualities he does not have. Hmmmm.......!

If it's about pussy - than try posting some helpful information.

Those aren't flames.............that's advice.

ci-traveler

Fork Please
04-12-06, 02:26
CI,

You might want to consider adhering to your own advice. You are constantly involved in piss fights with people on this board. You are a condescending, judgemental dingle. I don't know how many times I've tuned in to find your disagreeable, snotty posts. It didn't take long for me to develop a clear association with your name...that being, an asshole.

Here is a typical CI Traveler piss post. From another pee pee battle he is involved in over in Rockford

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From CI Traveler, Rockford Board...

"I don't flame other guys' reports (notice where the apostrophe goes ok?). I point out the obvious because it is obvious. How many people have I "flamed"? I suggest you count 'em before asking the dumb question.

BTW - I care little for if you have your nerves gotten on.......you need a thicker skin.

Oh - yes - I very much know what most of teh providers on the street look like. That's why I pass on at least 90% of them. The difference is that Ralph doesn't. He'll f**k anything - and then put a pic of it up for us to barf over.

How's that for flamin'?

ci-traveler"

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Ralph posts pics of girls he has seen in Rockford and other areas, he seems like a decent guy. What's the big deal? I sometimes enjoy them and so do many others in that thread. Some don't. Bottom line. Who cares. You can't spend time pissing about things that one might find objectionable on an internet girly board. And if you do? I believe it might indicate other more pressing issues in your civilian life...you seem to have a bit of a chip on your shoulder.

By the way CI, your punctuation lesson in that quote was great. Now, in your parenthetical comment up there, you could use a comma after the word "goes" and before the "ok".

Also, "the" is spelled t-h-e, not, teh..proofread please.

Oh, the following line contains very questionable grammar and speaks of a dumb ass trying to act like he's actually got some class..."I care little for if you have your nerves gotten on" WTF is that CI?? Are you trying to sound like the head butler??

Seriously, if you are going to stand there and condescend about some guys use of an apostrophe, you better be damn sure that you don't make a bunch of stupid mistakes in the very same post.

Anyhow, you are, basically, sort of a dipshit who has way to many straw men in his life to be of sound mind.

Sincerely.

Aruba Jack
04-12-06, 17:55
Guys-Guys-Guys

A little dignity and decorum here. Remember, opinions are like a**holes everyone has one, and everyone is entitled to their own.

I'm more interested in where the good looking providers are than whether or not my interpretation of Chinese is accutate, or whether not someone should slam me about it.

In the "big scope of things to come or be" this board is to share info on the "hobby" and not what has been happening lately on the board.

Look back a year or two and you'll see many more posts about providers and a lot less B.S. posts.

As always HAPPY HUNTING!!!

Chi Hobbyist
04-24-06, 15:56
Excersize Spa

Busted my cherry there last year, thought I'd spend my 1st anniversary of mongering there.

Nana answered the door, cute, 5'3", 110 lbs, B cups, tight back end.
Everything was as I remembered it, good TS, although she kept asking to have me put her hand in the right place. And she kept asking me when was the last time I was there. Kind of suspicious until the finale.

I had forgotten who I had the last time, thanks to this board for sharing some names. I used one I remembered from another post & it seemed to work.

Once back in the room had a very good massage, she was asking if it was Ok to touch "down there" I said "absolutely fine". Great technique on the HS, then she asks for $. for a CBJCIM.

I said that was more than I usually spend, got her down to .6

Off came the dress, she started playing with her nips to get 'em hard, shoved one of them in my open mouth for a while as she started moaning and then, we're off.

Grrrreat technique, good english, fantastic conversation and massage-finish- up to round out the full hour.

Overall: 8

Ci-Traveler
04-28-06, 09:54
You might want to consider adhering to your own advice. You are constantly involved in piss fights with people on this board. You are a condescending, judgemental dingle. I don't know how many times I've tuned in to find your disagreeable, snotty posts. It didn't take long for me to develop a clear association with your name...that being, an asshole.

Wow - I'm an asshole........a condescending, judgemental one at that.

Ouch. I'm going to think about what you said here and reform - I feel so stupid for deciding what is doggie poop information, what is immoral in terms of treatment of women (see posts re: Lefty), and bragging about past encounters with truly ugly SWs (and then posting fake pictures of porn stars to prove an alleged encounter).

I must repent........I must change.........*sniff*

Or not.

What was the old saying? Sticks and stones.......? I hope you feel better now that you got all of that off your chest Fork. Now - how 'bout some good information we can all use?

ci-traveler

Indian79
04-29-06, 11:07
Is this the one located on W Algonquin Rd or not?

Meischas
04-30-06, 17:50
Anyone know anything about the above Spa in Algonquin area? Never see any posts on it.

Corndog #2
04-30-06, 18:41
Anyone know anything about the above Spa in Algonquin area? Never see any posts on it.

There's a reason that no one reports one it, my friend. NO ONE GOES THERE! Dig deeper. You'll find reports.

ABigGuy60084
05-01-06, 06:54
The World Spa is just like every other spa. Shower and a shake $.

Chi Guy
05-01-06, 18:45
Last I heard about World Spa, they had to change their table shower to a stand-up self-service shower. Never more than a clothed handshake.

ABigGuy60084
05-03-06, 07:21
Was there yesterday; table shower and shake

Indian79
05-03-06, 23:15
I went in there today after work

1hr but you guess they massaged only for 30 min. That's total time I was in there. I didn't ask extras or received any. Okay massage.

Chi Guy
05-03-06, 23:35
Was there yesterday; table shower and shake
My bad. However, I did look back at previous posts and there were several posts reporting a self-service stand-up shower. My apologies if I posted incorrect info.

Ci-Traveler
05-08-06, 11:00
Seriously, if you are going to stand there and condescend about some guys use of an apostrophe, you better be damn sure that you don't make a bunch of stupid mistakes in the very same post.

I think you meant guy's (possessive), not guys (plural).

*just enjoying myself here.

ci-traveler

Corndog #2
05-08-06, 15:30
I think you meant guy's (possessive), not guys (plural).

*just enjoying myself here.

ci-traveler

Isn't the correct phrase, "damned sure"?

Ci-Traveler
05-09-06, 08:28
Isn't the correct phrase, "damned sure"?

Originally Posted by Fork Please
"....................you better be damn sure that you don't make a bunch of stupid mistakes in the very same post. "

Corndog - you ae correct. However, since Fork seems to get upset easily, and tends to build up tension until he explodes, I didn't want to be accused of being too critical of him. That would give credibility to the notion that I am a condescending, judgemental asshole *snort* !!

Well - I can be judgemental and condescending sometimes - if the moment requires it. But normally, I'm pretty easy going. Asshole? I think a person needs to meet someone face to face and get to know them better before labeling and calling names - if labeling and calling names is even a necessity. But, I digress........

Reports?

ci-traveler

Chi Hobbyist
05-11-06, 11:59
Hit 7th this week.

Got appt. with Helen. (First time)

She's pretty tall 6', kind of a big frame, but not chubby, built pretty well, DDs.

Starts off with "Clothes on or off?" Of course I choose the latter.

She get's nekkid, and those big ol' almost-droopy ta-ta's see the light of day. Pretty nice massage, used her T's a lot to spread the oil around, hot stones, towel off afterwards, but very mechanical HS. The whole thing felt mechanical as a matter of fact.

No real encouragement in the touching deparment.

Won't repeat.

Usual price for 7th.

.8 + .6

Member #5481
06-01-06, 11:35
I am officially giving up on Maria's. Last chance a couple of days ago with Natalie. Too many misses to make the occasional hit worthwhile.

Arlogu
06-05-06, 15:32
There haven't been any recent reports. Anyone been there? And...?

thanks,

Arlo

Member #5481
06-07-06, 11:04
Arlogu - your query about June sparked my interest. I had been there in the past and it was not very good but I remember seeing something about new management. It is convenient for me so I thought it would be worth another shot.

Walked in and was met by Gina who turned out to be my masseuse. She is about 40 with a slim body and a nice enhanced rack. Massage was .70 and was so nice I gave her .4 tip. Based on this trip June will get a repeat visit.

Arlogu
06-08-06, 18:06
Well, Tee, base on that glowing report, I went to June and say Kim and had a similar experience, but from your tone, not as good as yours. I did meet Gina on my way out, and based on appearance Gina wins, hands down (or whatever direction you like). Kim did an okay back massage and immediately earned my gratitude on the flip. I'll be back to see Gina, probably to the exclusion of Kim even if Gina's not available...

Thanks for taking one for the team (and winning, by the way)

Arlo

Paul Stearn
06-09-06, 06:24
I visited last Saturday and saw Kim. As with you, the fella was brought to attention and at-ease on the flip side. Asked her about other options and was told there were none available from her or her coworkers, but it is worth a return visit this weekend.

Paul Stearn
06-17-06, 05:06
Went to June again yesterday and saw Kim. She started with the usual soft touch while on my stomach and her running the fingers over my Johnson. I had had a few cocktails at Principals and decided to lay it on the line with her since I had seen her a few times in the past. Told her a number of patrons were considering going elsewhere because the service was hit and miss with her and Gina. She leaned over and said I should get them both at the same time for better results. I declined and said first I wanted each solo and then would decide. Immediately the massage went to deep tissue and all of a sudden she was on my back sans clothes. I turned to say something and she put her finger to her lips and I shut up. Anyway, the rest of the massage was wonderful with her allowing me to roam about her body and a cbj to finish. Told her next time I didn't want to go through the BS first and she said they were just being very careful. Looks 5, massage 8, finish 8.

Suburban Guy
06-21-06, 13:51
Went back to Lifetime Spa yesterday. Had reported my first time several months ago. I happened to be in the area, so I stopped in. Attendant was OK, friendly, took me by the hand to shower room. Paid attention to all of the spots I wanted, then dry sauna and back to the massage room. Massage was OK, a little rushed, then on to the "soft touch" massage. She started out standing at my head and took my hands and placed them on her backside.

Then she turned me over, and took up her top to reveal a nice chest. She used no lotion for finale which was OK.

My verdict is still the same. OK, but not a place to go out of the way to visit.

PeoplesElbow
06-22-06, 11:14
Went back to Lifetime Spa yesterday. Had reported my first time several months ago. I happened to be in the area, so I stopped in. Attendant was OK, friendly, took me by the hand to shower room. Paid attention to all of the spots I wanted, then dry sauna and back to the massage room. Massage was OK, a little rushed, then on to the "soft touch" massage. She started out standing at my head and took my hands and placed them on her backside.

Then she turned me over, and took up her top to reveal a nice chest. She used no lotion for finale which was OK.

My verdict is still the same. OK, but not a place to go out of the way to visit.

Please rate the talent on looks. Thanks.

Bo Whoop
06-25-06, 21:07
I saw a coupon for for the above in a local coupon book. The address is Dempster + Lockwood.

Any advice on this place?

Suburban Guy
06-26-06, 11:32
Looks were a 5-6. Face was not great. Legs were toned and top was surprisingly nice.

MikeHuntSweat
06-27-06, 23:32
I've been hitting some of the EMP around town
the last few months thanks to Tee Time. You get a
better massage than the AMPs. plus the extras.
One Lithuanian gal on my third visit to her totally
blew me away after my massage. She spent about
five minutes on my ass and nuts to the point I rolled
over and I said I can't F...ing take it anymore. Then
during the HJ she raped my ass with her other hand.
I came through the f...ing ceiling!
I'm ready to hit the Apts. again after swearing
them off due to poor quality. Is our friend still at the
Dempster apt.? Anyone hit it in a while?
MHS

JoeWeezer
06-28-06, 00:11
Any advice on this place?I've used them a number of times over the years. The women have ranged from fugly to Maxim magazine types. I had one personal favorite (Anna) who seems to have vanished. If anyone knows her whereabouts, please pass it on!

Their massage talent is pretty good and standard finish is available for those they feel comfortable with. Be prepared to clean up with paper towels and handy wipes.

The downside of this place is the guy who runs it. On a good day, he acts like a jerk and the rest of the time he is worse. I've pretty much stopped using them because he is so unpleasant to make appointments through.

Sam Spade
07-05-06, 07:16
What's a good way to let your massuse know that her nails are entering your flesh?

I checked out Lifetime on the 3rd. Ziezie (sp?) was a bit on the elder side, but I've had very good service from the older ladies before, so I went for it. The massage was pretty lame, except for the excitement of not knowing when the next nail is going to be driven into your back. It was all done rather quick. On the flip I got her hand to the right spot and she went to work. I'll admit that she put a lot of effort into this portion of the visit, but I won't repeat. I was in and out in 40 minutes.

Dent55
07-27-06, 11:41
What a great place to go, that is if you want a HJ by your mother, or maybe your grandmother. Had Kim, She must be in her late 40s. Wouldn't take off her top, very mechaniical. Will not waste my money there again, would not recomend. Would rather save the $ and jack off to internet porn.

air23
07-27-06, 16:11
This place has been garbage since it opened. I posted about the age and horrible service at this place over a year ago. I guess it fell on deaf ears.

Anyone who goes to this place will be disappointed.

Why do I have a feeling someone is going to post in the next couple months, talking about poor service. Don't say that you have not been warned.

We should do ourselves a favor, and boycott these places whith poor service, so they have no other option, but to close up, and go back to where they came from.

Take care and be safe!!!

Nibu Raphael
07-29-06, 02:31
Any New Updates on this Girl??? Is She back from NYC??? Man Keep us updated DUDE.... Later,,, BYE BYE.....
Was in N.Y. last week and of all things I run into a girl I visited at the Lake Cook/Milwaukee AMP. Name is Mary a little pudgy, long curly hair, big boobs and a great attitude. Sound familar to anyone? Had a short session with her said she'd come back to Chicago to work if the place was better than the Deerfield or A.H. location, I guess she did not get enough business there. She says Jennifer will not come back to Chicago area, cause she never showed for her court date and she is scared. What a small but wonderful world!

MS Clive
08-12-06, 01:10
I've been hitting some of the EMP around town the last few months thanks to Tee Time. You get a better massage than the AMPs. Plus the extras. One Lithuanian gal on my third visit to her totally blew me away after my massage. She spent about five minutes on my ass and nuts to the point I rolled over and I said I can't F. Ing take it anymore. Then during the HJ she raped my ass with her other hand. I came through the f. Ing ceiling! I'm ready to hit the Apts. Again after swearing them off due to poor quality. Is our friend still at the Dempster apt? Anyone hit it in a while? MHSYes,

Dempster apt is still in business. The guy is quite wealthy so I guess he is doing well. I got a bit bored of the place so I have not gone there in a month or so. The girls tend to repeat and worse no sign of Jennifer or Lily.

Slickboy7707
08-13-06, 17:00
Ok, I know I don't have many reports on here but I'm really not a newbie. I'm always looking for something new so I was kind of curious about the Dempster apt. If anyone would like to share anything with me I'd appreciate it. I've been going to mostly asian apts in the western burbs but am looking to try something else. My personal preference is Korean over Chinese any day.

Paul Stearn
08-14-06, 07:51
I had heard there was a new woman at Maria's - Christina. Went there yesterday. She's in her late 30's, massage was a 5 at best and looks a 5 and finish a 4. Not worth the entrance fee!

Jerson
08-14-06, 21:28
I have never tried any EMPs before, if anyone could pm me more info on this EMP would be great.

Thanks in advance.

GoldenGreek
08-15-06, 14:48
I have never tried any EMPs before, if anyone could pm me more info on this EMP would be great.

Thanks in advance.Ditto,

I will gladly exchange ifo on AMPS and asia apartments in exchange for info on EMP'S.

Wine Guy 747
08-16-06, 17:31
The two EMP's I have been to are Accurate Touch (in Skokie) and 7th Heaven (Deerfield). 7th is very difficult to get service your first time there (or even you second). However, the women are beautiful and are worth the investment if you are here for the long haul. Note that your typical EMP does not have showers and require booking in advance.

WG

Nooner60018
08-17-06, 14:21
At 7th I did not get any help until my 4th time, first with Maria. Nothing discussed jsust a nudge and feel gave her the idea. Unforthunktally she did not like the 40. Tip and chased me down the hall for more. I refused and don't know if I want to go back.

Whisper2000
08-21-06, 14:37
Anyone know if its the same staff?

Member #5481
08-22-06, 09:57
Last time I went it was still the same. I think he posts under both names.

MikeHuntSweat
09-04-06, 23:35
Saw Lilly some babyfat but nice natural C-cup.
Massage-2
Body-7
Face-5
Performance-8

Jerson
09-05-06, 17:43
Saw Lilly some babyfat but nice natural C-cup.
Massage-2
Body-7
Face-5
Performance-8Amp or emp? Costs?

Joe B Cool
09-06-06, 16:34
Mike,

I was there just before Lilly arrived. Saw Jennifer and she was pretty good. Very verbal and not shy in the least. Of course, there's only a select few that match Lilly and Monica. I haven't frequented the Apts as much, because it became a "one trick pony" for me. Fun and exciting at first, but turned into the same predictable thing especially for the price. I'll go there when I need to get a 45 minute "fuck-her-cise". Ohterwise, I bang the wife and find a warm mouth to use as a cumdump.

MikeHuntSweat
09-07-06, 09:40
Joe B I agree with you about the apts. being predictable, but I found
taking some time away made it exciting again. By the way this was a different
Lilly I think.

Paul Stearn
09-10-06, 06:22
I visited this place yesterday and generally do so about once a month. While the staff is older, the massages have been very good and FS is available but in discussing this with the masseuse I saw yesterday there are two criteria for receiving FS - One they must know you and two you must be older (over 50). I was told they don't usually offer extras for the kids.

Sam Spade
09-11-06, 08:18
One they must know you and two you must be older (over 50). I was told they don't usually offer extras for the kids.50? She said 50? I have a vision of a line of geezers, walking with canes and popping Viagra, showing up early for the senior discount.

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!" - Full Metal Jacket

PittPanther
09-11-06, 13:56
... there are two criteria for receiving FS - One they must know you and two you must be older (over 50). I was told they don't usually offer extras for the kids.

What is their reasoning for the "over 50" limitation?

Corndog #2
09-11-06, 15:08
What is their reasoning for the "over 50" limitation?


Quite obviously, we're better lovers!

Paul Stearn
09-11-06, 19:06
Corn,

You summed it up. Actually it was two fold. Most vice are younger. Two the youngsters are rude and demanding. Not worth the hassle.

George W. Bush
09-11-06, 21:18
What is their reasoning for the "over 50" limitation?
So the clients are the same age as the girls working there.

Barney
09-11-06, 21:31
So the clients are the same age as the girls working there.

sounds like Q spa. Was there this week end. One old bag workin. She might of been O.K. 30 years ago. Bad thing is she thinks she's 30 years younger and want to charge as such. Not reccomended. Also rushed.
Good service is hard to find, factors being, good sevice, reasonable price, and not rushed - meanig getting a full hour that you paid for.

Barney

Paul Stearn
09-12-06, 06:27
So the clients are the same age as the girls working there.The women there (3) are in their 40's and I for one enjoy that - none of the BS that the kids bring to the table. IMHO

Aruba Jack
09-12-06, 10:24
Joe B & Mike

Monica was in about a month or 6 weeks ago, still a very talented mouth, but I think she put some pounds on. I missed Lilly the last couple of times she was in and have not seen Jennifer in a long time, was she in recently? The rest of the action there has been as you say "predictable". VERY few shining stars anymore.

Was in New York about a month ago, A LOT of good young talent, both incall and take out.

Happy Hunting

Oh Boy
09-15-06, 12:37
Stopped at Massage Therapy,corner of Harlem and Touhy, on Wed. evening. EMP with at least 2 providers. I was led to a room by Sidlana and told to get undressed. She was wearing a black leather miniskirt, black nylons, knee high boots and a red top. I thought this looked good for some extras. Heavy accent but still easy enough to understand. Ended up to be a legit place. 1 hour massage, good quality, for $75. No extras provided or available. She seemed a bit embarassed when I moved the towel and asked to have 1 more place massaged. She excused herself and left the room. Overall good massage, received full hour but no release.

Member #5481
09-21-06, 08:32
Went to Heavenly Swedish on Waukegan. No luck again but oh my God does this place have the hottest chicks working there. Two on the front counter leaning over answering the phones offering fantastic viewing.

Will keep trying on and off to see if anything ever happens just to look at these hot Eastern Europeans.

Dent55
09-21-06, 10:26
New Girl, Shopia, young looking, thin and small C, yes C size natural tits, and tight where it counts. And as a added bonus for a change of pace, she does not look asian eventhough she said she was from china. I love those asian women but a variety is always good. One more thing, even though the deed was less then inspirerd, she did make cute little noise with each thrust. Did I mention she is only about 5'2". Enjoy this one before she leaves never to return.

SpaSearch
09-22-06, 09:42
Sorry to hear you struck out at Heavenly. There are two girls there who will provide a nice HJ once they are comfortable with you. I PMed you with their names. Being a legit place, they have to be very careful so they don't get fired. The guy who owns Heavenly would not tolearte such service being provided. Couldn't agree more that the girls who work there are as hot as they come, and the ones at the front desk always lean over and give you a nice view of their racks.

On a tip, I went to Maria's on Bronx in Skokie. Another legit place, but I was told a happy ending is available. I had no luck on my first try, but got the impression I could get a HJ if I went back and the girl got comfortable with me.

Joe6009
09-23-06, 23:26
New to posting. Been reading for a few weeks.

Called Accurate two weeks ago after reading about them here. Met with a russian lady in Northfield. She was a nice lady, a bit over weight. Massage was really good but no extras at all. Didn't mind though. Massage was really good. Asked about other girls but she wasn't very helpful.

Roy
09-24-06, 09:38
I have been going to Heavenly for a couple years and have not got extras. One time I thought it was going to happen. Gorgeous blond removed towel completely when I was face down, but made sure it was back on after the flip. Don't recall her name right now.

In any case the massages are great and I sill stop in for that. Who know. maybe I'll get lucky.

Peter_Girth
09-24-06, 14:04
50? She said 50? I have a vision of a line of geezers, walking with canes and popping Viagra, showing up early for the senior discount.

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!" - Full Metal Jacket

Good one, Sam. I am pushing 50 and can get it hard ten times a day, with no Viagra necessary. Some of us "old geezers" can fuck circles around those lard-assed, limp-dicked Genereration x-y-z types. Must be all the radiation from the cell-phones they are constantly babbling on. Or maybe all the video games, who fucking knows why the young 'uns today are so useless.

Joe6009
09-24-06, 18:46
Like the old joke about the young bull and the old bull.

The young bull said lets run over to those cows and fuck one.

The old bull says "Lets WALK over to those cows and fuck them all!

BeetleJuice001
10-05-06, 14:34
Bit the bullet and stopped by the Dempster apartment yesterday. The girl was tall, young and good looking! See Dent55's report in Mt. Prospect for a more accurate review. IMHO, she's looked more asian than hispanic. Her name is Tina (not KayLee). After many disappointments in the past, finally, a keeper!

Hentaiboy
10-05-06, 17:30
I went to June Spa like ...a week or two ago and as soon as I came inside the spa - the lady immediately said,

"We only Massage. Thats it"
"Just a massage? Nothing else?"
"Yes."
"Um, ok, thanks."

Anyone been there in awhile? Anyone receive the same reception?

MikeHuntSweat
10-09-06, 00:57
Saw Tina, as Dent55 said she does look a little hispanic, but she is chinese.
Nice time, I wouldn't call her thin, a little thick maybe. Cute face, nice ass
a few scars, a lot of discoloration on her skin. Not escort material as someone
said, but an above average apt. experience. MHS

Love It
10-10-06, 00:02
Nice girl, ok massage. Good service. Not a great body but would repeat.

Freud
10-18-06, 00:06
I have never tried any EMPs before, if anyone could pm me more info on this EMP would be great.

Thanks in advance.I'll be visiting Chicago area first week of Nov. I'm from the East coast (MD/Baltimore) and been visiting only AMPs. I would love to have some info around Glenview/Northbrook for EMPs. Please PM me if you prefer. Will do the same if you happen to come around here :-)

Thanks!

Midwest10
10-18-06, 18:03
I'll be visiting Chicago area first week of Nov. I'm from the East coast (MD/Baltimore) and been visiting only AMPs. I would love to have some info around Glenview/Northbrook for EMPs. Please PM me if you prefer. Will do the same if you happen to come around here :-)

Thanks!

Hey WhiteAssLover,

Glenview is a great place to pick up some white ass. GP has been around a long time and is the best place in town. Now as a new poster please report back on your experience.

GP
1215 Waukegan Rd
Glenview, IL 60025


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Chi Guy
10-18-06, 21:18
1215 Waukegan Rd. = Glenview Police

Midwest10
10-18-06, 23:22
1215 Waukegan Rd. = Glenview Police

It's his first post and he's asking bacon like questions and you are going to help him out?

???????????????????????????

Luv Nooke
10-19-06, 10:27
Edone10,

Bravo on your reply! It's a shame someone had to spoil it so soon.

Freud
10-19-06, 20:45
It's his first post and he's asking bacon like questions and you are going to help him out?Thanks for tips Ed! I'm sure to stay away from that place.

Here is the real tips, go to google.com, put in any address, and it will give you the name of establishment(s) at that address as well as the map.

Chi Guy
10-19-06, 21:36
LE? Maybe, but probably not. Don't want to see a monger, even a newbie, hastled.

Member #5481
10-20-06, 11:17
WAL,

It is always a good idea to post some reports before asking questions. If you had at least several credible reports in the MD area and asked for help here then people would be more than willing to help.

I have had many people with no reports PM me for more info and my answer is always the same - put up some info before you ask. A newbie can RTFF to get starting info and then start posting reports.

We just have to be very careful about LE especially on the North Shore!

Tee

Freud
10-20-06, 19:45
WAL,

It is always a good idea to post some reports before asking questions. If you had at least several credible reports in the MD area and asked for help here then people would be more than willing to help.

I have had many people with no reports PM me for more info and my answer is always the same - put up some info before you ask. A newbie can RTFF to get starting info and then start posting reports.

We just have to be very careful about LE especially on the North Shore!

TeeTee, thanks for the info on the "rules" in the forum that I didn't know. I have no problem reporting findings in MD, but how useful would that be in this forum? I thought I was clear in my initial posting on providing info in return if needed. It's ok with me if people don't want to share, but just giving trash like whoever was doing is disgraceful and disrespectful, even to mongers like us all.

WAL

Freud
10-20-06, 19:46
LE? Maybe, but probably not. Don't want to see a monger, even a newbie, hastled.Chi Guy, if you need any info at all around MD just PM me.

Thanks,

WAL

Dent55
10-23-06, 10:09
White ass, you seem to be missing the point. It doesn't matter where you're posting the info, you just need to post, and until you do very few people will share info. So start posting on MD or where ever to prove your legit and then the senior mrmbers will share.

Luv Nooke
10-23-06, 12:41
If you have a history of sharing information your reception around here is dramatically different. We all know LE read these boards and unless you have established yourself we don't know who we're talking to. Although I have been in the hobby for a long time, I did not contribute to boards like this one very much. Occasionally when I had a question I never got replies. As I began contributing reports suddenly there were answers to questions, PM's, etc. Take heed.

Love It
10-23-06, 19:59
Made an appt with the Apt. Arrived (after a loong drive) to see a LE car pull in 5 mins before me. Did not attempt to go. A coincidence?

Freud
10-26-06, 22:28
Come on guys. LEs are a lot smarter than you think. They know what places are ligit and what places are not. There aren't that many MPs in a town. They have their informers. The fact that those places are not busted yet is because they have better thing to do than go busting HJ joints. When they run out of things to do or when the joints get too much out of control, then they start cleaning up.

In any case, how do you know any of the established member is not an LE or the informer?

So anytime you go to these places you must accept some risks, and that has nothing to do with the existence of this forum.

In any case, here is one report in MD.

If you come to MD for AMPs, you should go to Beltsville Therapy Accupress in Beltsville on Rt 1near the beltway. The girls look are between 4-7, Koreans. HJs are standard and if you repeat you may get bjs. So YMMV. You will get alot of info if you visit usasexguide.info and click on MD then Prince George County.

Happy Hunting

Desibaba
10-26-06, 23:37
Made an appt with the Apt. Arrived (after a loong drive) to see a LE car pull in 5 mins before me. Did not attempt to go. A coincidence?Similar thing happened to me on Tuesday. I was going to one of the dempster Apt. for the 1st time. And when fianlly reached there, spotted LE. So instead of parking in-front, I decided to take a round in parking lot and then to park on the side. As soon as I get off, saw possibly unmarked LE passing by. Got scared and took off. Later on thinking more about it, I think the second car was probably limo (LY series) but the first one was marked LE.

I may give this Apt. a try after couple of weeks. ;)

Midwest10
10-27-06, 14:42
Although he appears to be a guy that means well, he obviously doesn't get the concept of how info is shared on this board. Let's move on and hope he does some research and gets some help and ettiquette lessons out on the east coast portions of the board.

E

Joe B Cool
10-30-06, 15:03
Similar thing happened to me on Tuesday. I was going to one of the dempster Apt. for the 1st time. And when fianlly reached there, spotted LE. So instead of parking in-front, I decided to take a round in parking lot and then to park on the side. As soon as I get off, saw possibly unmarked LE passing by. Got scared and took off. Later on thinking more about it, I think the second car was probably limo (LY series) but the first one was marked LE.

I may give this Apt. a try after couple of weeks. ;)

Not to make fun guys, but that's funny! Let me guess, you're married or you've never committed a crime in your life, huh? How would LE know you weren't just visiting a friend? There's a gazillion apartments around there and even if they know what happens in the one you're going to, how do they know that's WHERE you're going? They haven't tapped your cell phone, followed you for 30 minutes, or have "silent helicopters" with "infra red" cameras hovering overhead just to catch some horny bastard!
HOWEVER, you still did the smart thing. ALWAYS TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS! Being paranoid has kept my monger streak of 3 years without one single encounter with LE. I laugh, because I remember being that paranoid early in my monger career. Now I enjoy getting the "drop" on rookie mongers as they are about to pick up a lolita. They get scared, leave, and I scoop up the baffled lolita and chuckle. When it comes to the apartments, act like you live there or you're visiting a friend and you'll be okay. Even if LE were to question me, I'd tell them I went to see a fuckbuddy, but HE doesn't live there anymore. Think they'll want to continue the conversation?

Member #5481
10-31-06, 10:33
Visited an EMP on Shermer yesterday. The masseuse Barbara was attractive but what a pain to deal with. After the turnover she grabbed willy and said what kind of massage you want. I asked what the options were. The answer based on what I could understand was this: .7 for HR and $.5 and she would get naked and give HR.

I hate delays and was not going near the $.5 so I told her I only had .5 and she could go ahead if she wants or I will just take the massage. She agreed to this but here is one of the things that piss me off. She makes me get up off the table and pay her right then. I give her .25 and she said where is the other .25 - I told her she must be forgetting that she did not give me the change from the $ I gave her at the start for the .75 massage.

So now the mood has been ruined and while the HJ was fine I hate all that crap. The only clean up she gave was a quick wipe with a paper towel - I prefer the hot towels.

Once I was dressed I also realized that only 45 mins had elapsed. All in all, even though she was cute I will not repeat. I prefer being spoiled even if I have to give up on the looks a litle bit.

Tee

Freud
11-01-06, 00:38
So, after a few sleepnless nights in Glenview, I decided to call Accurate ET. He answered the phone and asked where I was. Seems like he was going to do an outcall until midnight. I said I wanted to come to his place instead and asked what time he closes, he said 9PM. That was kind of early and I didn't have enough time.

So I decided to go with what I'm more familiar with, AMP. So, called Singapore on Golf and went there. Boy, that was the worst AMP I've ever been to. Don't know if this is the great lakes area standard or what.

Mamasan showed up, paid for the hour. A thirty something showed up, looks ok maybe a 6, her name was Lovie or Lorie. Took me to the shower, yes standing shower as opposed to table shower. Took a quick one and came back to the room. It was cold and I asked if she had the sauna. Went to the sauna and it was COLD as it was off! She then turned it on, but I told her to forget it. Came back to the bed, ask if I wanted hard or soft massage. I said medium. She started to do the rather hard message. After 10 minutes, she started to go slow and soft at the mid/low section. Then she asked me if I wanted anything. I said sure, and asked what is on the menu? She said 1.4 for a buffet. I said no I don't have that much (not for that look anyway). So I said how about a CBJ for .4 she said "are you crazy?" I said no I'm not. I really hate this bargaining craps. Then she said something else, at this point I was no longer in the mood, but made a last attempt to raise to .6 for CBJ but then she said something else. So I stopped her and told her I don't want anything, just give me massage. Then she restarted the rather hard massage for 5 minutes then said it's done! What??!!! I've just been in the place for less than 30 minutes and I paid for an hour, and got about 15 minutes of massage. She started explaining craps about shower, sauna etc. I told her I'm gonna tell mamasan. She said ok, more massage. The medium massage now became a hard one. After another 10 minutes she said it is now done. I got up, dressed and left without a word or tips. I saw mamasan on my way out and told her I only got 30 minutes of crappy massage and left.

After this experience, I don't know if I want to venture the EMP here.

In the east coast, .6 will get you table shower, good massage, and standard release, sometimes BBJ without asking question. But they expect you to tip. .4 will put a big smile on their face.

Randolph
11-01-06, 10:21
At least you had the option to get the hj and a decent looking lady. I tried that place and had a woman who looked like a grandmother and offered absolutely nothing

Chi Guy
11-01-06, 23:33
67,

From WAL's post, I'd say he probably DID go to Singapore. They do have a standup shower, not a table shower. As far as the sauna goes, I didn't even know they had a sauna until after I had gone there many times. It doesn't see a lot of use from what I've seen. And at Singapore, just as with any AMP, the quality of the massage is hit or miss, so the questionalble service doesn't surprise me.

That said, $40 for a BJ, covered or BB, at an AMP is lower than I'd expect to pay. It might not be a bad starting point for negotiation purposes, but I'm always willing to spend at least $60-80 for that entree, maybe even a little more if it's exceptionally good.

The prices WAL quoted from the east coast may be accurate, but around Chicago, I typically pay more, but I don't usually get more. Let's face it, after the demise of Rockford, the state of Chicago-area AMP's ain't the greatest.

Squat
11-02-06, 17:50
Asslover....
In all due respects I don't mean to turn this into an argument but to start off with this post should be in Mt Prospect.

I know you are trying to get to "senior level" with posts but I think that you may have a little bit of an attitude, As you can tell I am a regular Singapore visitor and I really find it hard to beleieve they treated you like sh** without cause. (granted you may been there on a bad day, but if you look back on Singapore posts they are primarily the best amp going now.)

I am going to get into a lot of trouble with this statement, but I really doubt you went to Singapore. It seems that MD has the best MP in the world but I don't see that you ever shared anything about them?

It appears that this is the first post you did that left meaningful feed back.

Now if a senior members wants to jump all over me for this post I will take their critisism about my post.


Not trying to start a flame war, but as a regular Singapore visitor (since "Lucky Spa" days), I also DOUBT very much if this WAL dude did indeed visit Singapore. Hmmmmmm, I can't believe Mamasan did allow first-time visitor negotiate "Buffet" option with one of her girls. BTW, I was searching WAL's post, and I don't see anything under Md AMP's... Hmmmmm

Dent55
11-02-06, 18:38
There is a simple way for WAL to prove he really went to Singapore. Describe the first room on the left as you walk in! or for that matter, how would you get to the sauna once you step into Singapore? Easy enough if you've been there, right guys.

Chi Guy
11-02-06, 21:51
Let's see - first door on the left? OK, I can picture it. Sauna? It's been so long since I've seen it that I don't even remember where it is. Could be because I've been to pretty much all the Chicago-area AMP's, so they all start to blend together after a while.

My point? The guy says he's only been there once, yet he's supposed to remember every detail?

And now board members have to somehow prove that they've been somewhere they've posted about?

I've seen a lot of posts on this board and others that have been a hell of a lot less credible than WAL's, yet no one questioned them. I just don't understand the piling on. The guy's got six posts to his name, hardly enough to set any kind of pattern that worries me, and I've been around the block a few times. Jeez, give the guy some time. And if you still don't think he's credible, ignore him.

Chi Guy
11-03-06, 12:06
67,

There are posts on this board almost every day by newbies asking for info before they post any info of their own. Sure, I'd like to see info posted too before asking, but it doesn't always happen. If you don't want to reply to the guy's post before he contibutes anything, just tell him diplomatically.

In his first post, he also offered info in MD if anyone happened to be visiting there. I don't always see that offer by newbies.

A lot of guys don't know etiquette when they first join a board. That doesn't mean that they deserve piling on or being sent to an address that's LE. Nothing in his first post was disrespectful at all. Personally, I like giving people the benefit of the doubt unless they give me a reason to the contrary.

Bo Whoop
11-04-06, 11:43
Visited the famous Deerfield EMP the other day and V. was the massage person.

Took a lot of phone calls during massage, I never connected that she was the voice on the phone. This was annoying but did not say anything because she is one tough little cookie.

Any advice on how to diplomatically deal with this if it occurs again?

Bo

Freud
11-04-06, 18:30
I don't know what it is, and I don't understand why most posts seem to be hostile and doubtful against WAL. But someone said, if there is only just one person believes in you or at least give you a chance, that is enough. Maybe because I chose a wrong name that might have offended some people. But I do love white lady tails as I am ethnically from the far east. In any case, I don't really care and I find this rather amusing.

I travel a great deal and hit places where I go during the last 15 years (right I'm not as green as many of you think). I do ask for info before I go and generally post my report/finding when I leave the area. Well, this is the first time I get hostility from many locals. I learned something about this area. People hold their cards real close to their chest and a few are quite disrespectful and some are naive (especially those who think LE don't know anything about this business). Read my earlier post.

Well, I'm back to the East coast and will be enjoying my regular joints shortly. Come to MD when you can and visit the MD, PG county section postings. You will find alot of info there. I hope Chicago areas become a better place for hobbyist and tourists.

Peace to all.

Joe6009
11-04-06, 21:52
WAL said "I travel a great deal and hit places where I go during the last 15 years (right I'm not as green as many of you think). I do ask for info before I go and generally post my report/finding when I leave the area."Well, this is the first time I get hostility from many locals."

Now in all due respect WAL, what you say and what we see of you are not the same. There are zero, none, nadda, zippo "reports/finding" from ANY area that you reported other than the negative report you left here.

You say "Well, this is the first time I get hostility from many locals."

DUDE you got hostility because you never reported!

Now I'm a newbie myself, and I think I know better than to talk more than what these people know of me. Sure I have been around the scene for over 10 years... but I have not made any posts here... and I would be worried if poeple here weren't at least somewhat suspicious... they would be stupid if they weren't!

So just STFU and post some real info and then people will begin to respect you. Until then, you are as green as any other newbie here. Get over it!

Freud
11-05-06, 01:07
"Back to the east coast "

Bye ByeLeah Hai, a choy mae via (Bye Bye, hope you find this translation for the rest of the sentence somewhere :-) ). Let see how much travel you have done. BTW, get out of your hole sometimes and see the rest of US (except MD as you're not welcome here).

Member #5481
11-08-06, 11:12
After swearing off Marias due to inconsistent service I was in the area yesterday and needed a massage and was prepared for either scenario. Massuese was Christina. Massage was just okay and finish was just okay. .75 plus .4.

I know this should not matter but when she was finished she just threw a towel on me, washed her hands and left the room. I must admit I like a little better service afterwards. What do you guys think of this.

Probably will not repeat

Paul Stearn
11-08-06, 20:54
I agree with you - rarely do they stay and pay any attention afterwords. The only benefit to the place is that it is an EMP and they have new stock often. They also do outcall massage if you ask politely.

Trekbikez
11-10-06, 18:20
Long time lurker here, and this is my first post. Always hesitated to post but wanted to share a diamond i found!

Anna is from Taiwan- about 27-28, 9-10 body, 8 face, 10 on the massage, and an 11 on the deed! Incredible massage- very prof. and hit all the right spots. The deed was absolutely amazing and I would have to say my ATF! Lots of HJ and BJ action with some hot water action that I've never had before, multiple positions- some wiggling- riding craziness, Doggie, cowgirl and reverse, Mish, everything! dunno about greek though- but Just a great time! Used the full hour and even had a great rub down after the deed. She leaves in 10-14 days, so don't let her get away! 160 was well worth it!

877-4180

Trekbikez
11-11-06, 11:50
I've never posted before but wanted to share this incredible diamond I found. Anna's about 28 or so, 8 face, 10 body, 10 massage, and a whopping 11 on the deed. Massage was very pro- like with techniques that put back walking to shame. The deed was incredible- some slow hj and bj action to start- she even used warm water for extra sensation- then multiple positions- doggie, mish, cowgirl, rev, cowgirl. She leaves in 10-14 days, so don't miss out!

PM for the number.

Joe6009
11-11-06, 18:31
Long time lurker here, and this is my first post. Always hesitated to post but wanted to share a diamond I found!

Anna is from Taiwan- about 27-28, 9-10 body, 8 face, 10 on the massage, and an 11 on the deed! Incredible massage- very prof. and hit all the right spots. The deed was absolutely amazing and I would have to say my ATF! Lots of HJ and BJ action with some hot water action that I've never had before, multiple positions- some wiggling- riding craziness, Doggie, cowgirl and reverse, Mish, everything! dunno about greek though- but Just a great time! Used the full hour and even had a great rub down after the deed. She leaves in 10-14 days, so don't let her get away! 160 was well worth it!

877-4180So he's lurked for such a long time and now all of a sudden he posts 3 posts. All ads for the same great girl.

What are we a bunch of idiots here?

MarkDavis1979
11-13-06, 22:47
Hey guys,

Where exactly is Maria's address?

George W. Bush
11-14-06, 10:06
PM for the number.
Why would we PM for the number since you posted it in the previous message?

Member #5481
11-14-06, 11:04
3 months and 3 reports all asking for info. Mark if you want help you must report on all the visits you are making to the EMP's.

BeetleJuice001
11-14-06, 13:16
I actually was tempted by the below post so I stopped by to check it out. She was definitely over 30, 6 face, 6 body. But the massage was a 9 and the deed, etc was just as described. The hot water was just that, a little too hot! Besides that, an interesting experience. I wouldn't repeat but I would recommend.

BJ001


I've never posted before but wanted to share this incredible diamond I found. Anna's about 28 or so, 8 face, 10 body, 10 massage, and a whopping 11 on the deed. Massage was very pro- like with techniques that put back walking to shame. The deed was incredible- some slow hj and bj action to start- she even used warm water for extra sensation- then multiple positions- doggie, mish, cowgirl, rev, cowgirl. She leaves in 10-14 days, so don't miss out!

PM for the number.

Chi Guy
11-14-06, 19:18
Hey guys,

Where exactly is Maria's address?
No exact addresses here, but you should be able to find Maria's on most internet directories.

Trekbikez
11-15-06, 01:02
Why would we PM for the number since you posted it in the previous message?


So he's lurked for such a long time and now all of a sudden he posts 3 posts. All ads for the same great girl.

What are we a bunch of idiots here?1. I posted 3 times b/c It was my first post and it did not come up right away b/c the admin had to approve it. The 2nd post was modified by the admin to say "PM me for the number."

2. Dent55 posted about this same place on 10/27 under the title "Dee apartment." I think he said Amy, but it's the same girl.

3. If you all really think I'm LE or something, then just don't go. I really have no way to prove it, and I really don't care to.

4. This will be my last post, but rest assured I will continue to leech off you good samaritans instead of sharing b/c of the paranoia on this board. =)

My last bit of sharing has to do with Maria's in Skokie. None of the new girls are any good. There is one that will do a great topless HJ for 60+ 40tip but only once or twice a week in the late afternoons or early evenings. She has very short hair- from the Ukraine, and named Marie- or something like Ma- Ri. Mamasan will be suspicious if you ask for her specifically, so just ask who's working before booking.

Oh, and don't forget that there's fifty cops waiting at the Skokie strip malls for you to walk into the joint so that they can videotape you busting a nut on some sleazy massage table.

Dent55
11-15-06, 11:40
Point of clarification, Anna is not the Amy I reviewed.

Paul Stearn
11-15-06, 17:02
Just goes to show YMMV - never have a problem at Maria's and most of the time there isn't a to quote 'a mamasan' there. And I always ask which women are working and specify who I would like. Never an issue.

Love It
11-17-06, 22:17
Called for an appointment.
Told her later I would be a bit late..Veronica (I think she answered) went off, claiming that I did not value the massues's time. They are very busy and lose money when that happens, I would have to pay double the next time...LOL...yeah!
I was within 5-10 mins of scheduled time...and making a courtesy call! Decided to cancel my appointment...not the experience I was looking for!
Always interesting...any input?
Love it

Peter_Girth
11-19-06, 16:39
I was within 5-10 mins of scheduled time...and making a courtesy call! Decided to cancel my appointment...not the experience I was looking for!
Always interesting...any input?

You did the right thing by cancelling and by posting you negative experience with their shit attitude. If half the posts on this forum in the last month were as informative as your's and not a heap of whining, flaming bullshit we would all be better off.

Peter_Girth
11-19-06, 16:43
Where exactly is Maria's address?Google Maps is real useful. I got this:

Maria's Massage Therapy
8820 Bronx Ave, Skokie, IL
(847) 668-6825

Can't vouch for the veracity of the info, as I haven't actually been there. I prefer Asian food to Continental.

Chi Guy
11-19-06, 19:58
PG,

FYI, Jackson has asked not to post addresses here.

Confucius
11-19-06, 21:03
You did the right thing by cancelling and by posting you negative experience with their shit attitude. If half the posts on this forum in the last month were as informative as your's and not a heap of whining, flaming bullshit we would all be better off.I caught shit just because I am new and posted a lot quickly. But I blew it off and will continue to post. This site is about info about blowing loads not loads of B.S.

I have been mongering for over 15 years and have a great deal of info that I will share, but only to those that I deem as cool and not jackasses.

GL

Member #5481
11-20-06, 10:52
I went to Victorias last week. I arrived early and was waiting in the parking lot when this attractive Eastern Euro lady pulled in beside me. Having been there several times I was glad that it was someone new.

We got out of our cars at the same time, she smiled at me so I said "I have never had you before what is your name?" She gives me the strangest look and I think she doesn't understand me. Just then Natalie pulls up, this woman gives me another strange look and heads over to the shop next door - an upholstery store or something. God knows what this woman thought of me but I was laughing my ass off about it.

Anyway standard service from Natalie $.2 all up.

BeetleJuice001
11-20-06, 13:10
New girl Tina (hasn't been there for over a year)... Not any Tina that I've seen before. Would not recommend! Kinda homely looking. All the basic stuff but VERY unenthusiastic! YMMV.

BJ001

BibiBiloui
11-23-06, 11:27
Nice going, TT. I'm glad that you could laugh about it and I'm glad it didn't stop you from having a good session. I probably would have pretended I couldn't speak English and driven off to some other MP. :)


I went to Victorias last week. I arrived early and was waiting in the parking lot when this attractive Eastern Euro lady pulled in beside me. Having been there several times I was glad that it was someone new.

We got out of our cars at the same time, she smiled at me so I said "I have never had you before what is your name?" She gives me the strangest look and I think she doesn't understand me. Just then Natalie pulls up, this woman gives me another strange look and heads over to the shop next door - an upholstery store or something. God knows what this woman thought of me but I was laughing my ass off about it.

Anyway standard service from Natalie $.2 all up.

Paul Stearn
11-25-06, 09:12
Came into town yesterday afternoon and stayed at the Extended Stay in Skokie. Called Paris Massage and two girls came over. Both European, one blond, Inga (28 yo), the other brunette, Toni (35 yo). Excellent four handed complete massage. $150 including tip(s).

Member #5481
11-29-06, 10:34
Looking for new blood I called an ad from the reader (224) number. They have 2 locations, one in Buffalo Grove and one at Clark and Fullerton. I went to the Buffalo Grove location which is in a Russian Medical Center. Irene was the massuese. She was a little cuter than the usual but took a little time to warm up. Massage and extras were good.

Tee

Sam Spade
12-04-06, 09:37
A couple weeks ago I checked out Beyond Imagination in Northfield. 40 something russian woman gave me a very professional massage, including advice about what I can do about my stiff back muscles. Informed that I had 5 minutes left, she asked me what I'd like. The excellent service was well received. .75 + .5

Last week I tried a 224 number in Northbrook. When I got there (the basement of a medical building), I saw a nice looking blonde walking down the hall. She looked at me and asked if I had an appointment. I said yes, but she started to open the wrong door. I told her I'd gotten from the phone conversation the massage was in room 7. She said no, must be someone else, opened the door to what looked like a typical massage setup and said bye. I was a little confused and very disappointed. Then down the hall comes a brunette who appoligizes for being late. She opens the right door, and proceeds to give me another very professional massage which left no doubt no extras would be available. Perhaps when the funds are available I'll try the blonde's place.

Member #5481
12-05-06, 16:05
After getting shot down at a new EMP I needed some relief and had little time so I drove over to Dempster. First stop June Spa. They now have some hair salon right next door and the guy and chick in there were just sitting there looking at me. Did not feel comfortable so I drove down to Lifetime.

This would have to be my worst experience ever at any AMP. I would definitely advise to give this place a wide berth if my experience is indicative of the type of service there.

I will never be going back here. Ugly chick, she looked drugged out and I just wanted to get out but had already paid my .7. Thinking back I just wish I had cut my losses and left.

Tee

Peter_Girth
12-05-06, 18:55
PG,

FYI, Jackson has asked not to post addresses here.

Oops, BUSTED. I tried to edit the offending post, but could not, so I turned myself in and asked Jackson to edit it for me. Thanks.

Confucius
12-05-06, 20:56
After getting shot down at a new EMP I needed some relief and had little time so I drove over to Dempster. First stop June Spa. They now have some hair salon right next door and the guy and chick in there were just sitting there looking at me. Did not feel comfortable so I drove down to Lifetime.

This would have to be my worst experience ever at any AMP. I would definitely advise to give this place a wide berth if my experience is indicative of the type of service there.

I will never be going back here. Ugly chick, she looked drugged out and I just wanted to get out but had already paid my .7. Thinking back I just wish I had cut my losses and left.

TeeThey used to be another name which I cant remember. It was a great place with fun K-girls, but like many KMP, they have turned to shit compared to what they used to be.

MikeHuntSweat
12-06-06, 00:10
I swore off Lifetime a few months ago. Its a shame because the facilities are some of the nicest around. New amp on Lincoln just before it turns to Lincolnwood. I had a good TS all the parts were scrub-a-dubbed well,
massage was decent, on the flip uninspired, I nearly wanted to teach her some technique.

Chi Guy
12-06-06, 23:21
They used to be another name which I cant remember. It was a great place with fun K-girls, but like many KMP, they have turned to shit compared to what they used to be.
Lifetime used to be called VIP Spa. When it first opened, it was pretty good, especially Nana from S & K and Kay, formerly Sue at Ace. Last sighting of Nana was at the now-defunct MVP in West Chicago. I last saw Kay at Pine in Libertyville.

My first time at Lifetime was my last. Below average, not worth a repeat.

Hentaiboy
12-07-06, 13:40
I went to Victorias last thursday and that was my first time. I saw an ad and tried it out, especially after finding out that it was close to me.

This all happened in the evening, and since the local is nearby to le, I went paranoid for some reason since the parking would only have two cars. I parked not too far away from the building.

Natalie greeted me, got a good massage and had a nice handshake. Although during the shake, someone knocked on the door - which scared the crap out of me.

It was another client who was early, she came back and finished off the rest of my time.

$.50 for the shake.

Hentaiboy
12-07-06, 13:41
Also, I was curious about the place in Northbrook that Sam talked about below - I saw a door with a sign "Love those Hands"

Anyone know anything about it? Rather curious and haven't found a # to contact them to learn more.

Chi Guy
12-09-06, 19:29
Also, I was curious about the place in Northbrook that Sam talked about below - I saw a door with a sign "Love those Hands"

Anyone know anything about it? Rather curious and haven't found a # to contact them to learn more.Love Those Hands used to operate out of Wheeling, then Des Plaines. They were busted a few years ago in Des Plaines, and I don't know if they have resurfaced. I do know that at least one of the girls from LTH ended up at Victoria's. I also saw the door in Northbrook in the basement that said "Love Those Hands," but I don't know how old that sign is.

For a little info on the bust, check out http://www.desplaines.org/ReferenceDesk/PressReleases/2003/030130.htm.

Lungchops
12-10-06, 20:09
Has anyone been there lately that can report on the quality of current offerings?

Much obliged.

MikeHuntSweat
12-11-06, 10:44
I still go there every other month same set up hit or miss. If ones exceptional I post. He has moved I see since your last posts. Did you just get out of prison? Welcome back.

Hentaiboy
12-11-06, 17:09
Love Those Hands used to operate out of Wheeling, then Des Plaines. They were busted a few years ago in Des Plaines, and I don't know if they have resurfaced. I do know that at least one of the girls from LTH ended up at Victoria's. I also saw the door in Northbrook in the basement that said "Love Those Hands," but I don't know how old that sign is.

For a little info on the bust, check out http://www.desplaines.org/ReferenceDesk/PressReleases/2003/030130.htm.Thanks Chi. Must still be in operation though. From the way Sam described his arrival - that first door opened to him with the blonde might have been LTH.

Sam Spade
12-13-06, 09:10
It was. But I have a feeling this is the one with the bad additude that Tee Time described. The truth is I'd rather go to someone less attractive than a hottie who's out to perform a complete moneyectomy (the removal of all cash from the sucker) on me.
Thanks Chi. Must still be in operation though. From the way Sam described his arrival - that first door opened to him with the blonde might have been LTH.

Funbhm
12-14-06, 20:06
Was at Oriental Beauty Spa on Harlem earlier this year, had a late-30's woman named Selina who treated me right for .6, a little extra for a great massage and a gentle hand!

Curious to know if anyone else has had her, and if she's still there...?

First time here, btw. Also tried Paradise on Dempster round the same time, but was rebuffed HARD by the mamasan. "We only do massage."

C'est la vie...

Corndog #2
12-15-06, 09:29
Was at Oriental Beauty Spa on Harlem earlier this year, had a late-30's woman named Selina who treated me right for .6, a little extra for a great massage and a gentle hand!

Curious to know if anyone else has had her, and if she's still there...?

First time here, btw. Also tried Paradise on Dempster round the same time, but was rebuffed HARD by the mamasan. "We only do massage."

C'est la vie...

Wrong board. C'est la vie is in Belvidere.

George W. Bush
12-15-06, 11:07
C'est la vie is french for "that's life"

Dent55
12-19-06, 17:21
Got stuck in a mongering routine, need a little change of pace to get out of that rut, need to re-define your sexuality.

Then stop looking and check this out, but only when you are not eating,
Warning not for the faint of heart,

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/250827579.html

BeetleJuice001
12-25-06, 14:08
Swung by the Dempster apt. a few days ago. I think her name was Happy; session was anything but. It was rushed (out of there in 20 minutes) and just not all that fun. Plus looks wise: a 5 at best.

BJ001

Sam Spade
12-29-06, 14:00
I really should have seen this one coming. But what can I say? I'm an idiot.

Last week, after breaking my promise to myself about laying off till the New Year, I got out early from work and decided to treat myself. I found an ad for Alice's Elite Massage on the Chicagoland YP and called. Got a guy (eastern euro accent) who scheduled me for a place in Buffalo Grove. I'm on my way and he calls back, saying she'll be late by an hour. Disappointed but not deterred, I say OK I'll wait. Calls me back again and says he's moving my appointment to another location further west on Dundee. I pull over to write the info down. While writing he asks where I'm coming from (Northbrook) and says he has a location there that would be more convinent. OK, where? 1290 Shermer, in the basement, Unit 8. This rang a bell, but being far from a computer I couldn't check. So off I went.

I got there 10 minutes early and checked it out. Sure enough, Unit 8 is Love Those Hands, which we've talked about elsewhere. I knock, and a voice calls back Who Is It? I tell of my appointment, and she calls back that she's with a client. I thought she was going to be late. But I split for 10, come back to see a guy leaving and the door open. It's a cute blonde, who tells me that my therapist will be here shortly. In she comes, a much hotter blonde named... Barbara.

I should have left then and saved myself a lot. But I stuck it out (figuratively). The massage was OK, with a little tickling of the boys. On the flip she asks what I want. Just like Tee reported, .7 HR, $.5 naked fun. Again, I should have just said No Thanks and left. After all, I'd just paid $.6 for FS from an asian apt. last week. But I did pay, she got naked and did all sorts of fun stuff.

This is the thing. Love Those Hands is Alice's Elite? I got moved three times? Do these names, locations and phone numbers really mean anything, or are they all the same, with one guy playing phone tag with providers and sending them off wherever? I'm not swearing off EMP's but I'll probably stick with the ones I know. Older euro ladies who do a good job for a reasonable amount.

Will NOT repeat.


Visited an EMP on Shermer yesterday. The masseuse Barbara was attractive but what a pain to deal with. After the turnover she grabbed willy and said what kind of massage you want. I asked what the options were. The answer based on what I could understand was this: .7 for HR and $.5 and she would get naked and give HR.
Tee

Whisper2000
01-02-07, 23:45
I got a great massage at Maria's. Couldn't understand the girl's name. Regina, maybe?

After my upper back, she removes the blanket and starts massaging my ass. On the flip, I spent it entirely uncovered. Thought it was going to be a great session, but then she just said "finished" and walked out of the room.

Very disappointing. I'm thinking about getting out of this. I'm shooting 2 for 10 at this point.

Arlogu
01-03-07, 19:05
I got a great massage at Maria's. Couldn't understand the girl's name. Regina, maybe?

After my upper back, she removes the blanket and starts massaging my ass. On the flip, I spent it entirely uncovered. Thought it was going to be a great session, but then she just said "finished" and walked out of the room.

Very disappointing. I'm thinking about getting out of this. I'm shooting 2 for 10 at this point.

Maybe you should take your badge off?

But seriously, if you're 2 for 10, either you're giving off some vibe that makes them nervous that you're LE, or you're not letting them know of your special massage interests (SMIs or SMILES: Special Massage Interests Leading to Enjoyment). If you're going to places with multiple mentions of attending to SMILEs, then your batting average should be higher, especially if you are a repeat visitor.

Don't give up yet!!

Arlo

Whisper2000
01-05-07, 00:48
Thanks for the encouraging words and advice. I'll keep the badge in the car next time.

I must be sending the wrong vibe. At Massage Clinic and Lifetime, I got lectured. :) Apparently, I'm too good looking for this and I have a nice personality, so I should be meeting girls at bars (go ahead and have a field day with that one...no one finds it more ridiculous that I do...except maybe my budget). In any case, I think that's about as close to "I think you're a cop" as it gets.

I won't quit, but I'm done exploring for awhile. I don't like walking into the storefronts that are on major streets anyways.

Thanks for the help on finding the two that I did.

Arlogu
01-05-07, 22:31
Thanks for the encouraging words and advice. I'll keep the badge in the car next time.

I must be sending the wrong vibe. At Massage Clinic and Lifetime, I got lectured. :) Apparently, I'm too good looking for this and I have a nice personality, so I should be meeting girls at bars (go ahead and have a field day with that one...no one finds it more ridiculous that I do...except maybe my budget). In any case, I think that's about as close to "I think you're a cop" as it gets.

I won't quit, but I'm done exploring for awhile. I don't like walking into the storefronts that are on major streets anyways.

Thanks for the help on finding the two that I did.

The old pair at Lifetime love to lecture and talk and really make you really push to get what little pulling they offer. Other than nice facilities, table shower and sauna, I don't think the place is worth visiting. Lesson here: If you had kept asking during the lecture, you would have gotten where you wanted to be, but you probably wouldn't have been that pleased anyway, given the effort.

Arlo

Member #5481
01-08-07, 13:10
Happy New Year to all.

Just got back from Australia. Went with family so did not have a lot of time. The thing I love about down there is everything is legal so when you call they will tell you what is available and how much it will cost. A couple of the places also had price lists and options all listed.

Time options started at 15 minutes. I opted for the half hour massage with HR and the price at all 3 places was .6 to .65. This is about .5 U.S. and there is no tipping necessary. All 3 places I went to were Asian but there were also Aussie places available. At one Asian place I was greeted by a huge breasted Aussie girl. Unfortunately she had just been booked for half an hour and I was operating on limited time.

Upon return I needed to get some kinks worked out and went to Creative Therapies on Shermer. Massuese was Valentina. European and early 50's. Massage is .6 for first time then .75. Tip was .4. Massage was good and relief was nice and slow.

While there I saw a cute girl waiting at Love Those Hands. Said her name was Kasia. I will not go for Barbara again there but has anyone used Kasia?

Horny Massage2
01-11-07, 20:32
Gents,

See my post from the Chicago section. Rather not retype everything and I don't want to leave you fellas out.

You guys can easily jump on LSD and head downtown for this one.

Any question, just shoot me a PM.

Donnie

Member #5481
01-15-07, 14:32
Needed a massage Friday so I saw an interesting ad on craigslist for Norwood massage. Drove out there and it was attached to a massage school and there was a guy in reception area so I passed. The ad did say young attractive Polish girls so has anyone tried this place?

I then called B&D who are supposedly new on Nth Lincoln. They gave me a price over the phone which was different than the price when I got there. Their prices are normal AMP but I was pissed the prices quoted were different. I told them that if they had have told me the right price on the phone then the price is fine but since they dicked me around I am leaving.

Ad in reader for Victoria Elite was next. Place was frontage Rd Northbrook. Massuese was the previously reported Jenny who used to be with Accurate. She said she does not work with Yuri anymore although he has a location in the same building. Her service has not changed and included the double pop. If you do not mind a massuese with a little mileage she is recommended.

Tee

JoeWeezer
01-16-07, 00:39
I don't know how anyone could work for Juri. That guy is so ornery.

On a related note, does anyone know what happened to Anna (hot blonde) from Accurate? I was addicted to her for a while.




Ad in reader for Victoria Elite was next. Place was frontage Rd Northbrook. Massuese was the previously reported Jenny who used to be with Accurate. She said she does not work with Yuri anymore although he has a location in the same building. Her service has not changed and included the double pop. If you do not mind a massuese with a little mileage she is recommended.

Tee

Parli
01-17-07, 11:42
Saw an add in reader for european massage 224 number. Called made appointment it was in suite 7 in medical building. I get there and an older woman opens the door she is giving massage. She wasn't bad just older. She gave a great massage no extras. Has any one had any luck here. Before I got there a great looking blonde was leaving the room.

MS Clive
02-08-07, 01:52
Folks,

why waste time and money seeking out massage with HR? especially at EMPs? For far more satisfying massage with really excellent oral see Robin/Alex or Bella. They both are pretty good.

What do guys get from these hit or miss massage places?

Again, for same money you can get to an asian apartment. Just my opinion.

Member #5481
02-08-07, 10:14
Good question. I have not tried Robin/Alex but she gets good reviews. I have been with Bella and she is always good.

As for the EMP massage, I just love a hot Euro rubbing me and as for the occasional strike out I just live with it. I must say though my success rate is better than 90%. I love the thrill of not knowing if it legit or not and playing the game to find out.

Of course sometimes you just need to know for sure and go to an old stand-by that is a certainty. I also need to try different girls all the time as I like variety.

Just my 2c. Any other opinions?

Stephen6868
02-08-07, 15:00
Tee Time I have to agreewith you on the variety part. I always want a different girl every time. It's always a diffrent adventure that way.

Arlogu
02-15-07, 14:41
Recently saw MoMo at June. She's small and cute; late30's maybe 40s. Ok but brief massage. Free access and exposure on top (which is small but nice), but only touching through clothes below the belt. Hand finish was quite nice; not sure if other extras are available from MoMo.

Gina, my old favorite, seems to be gone. Darn!!

Penny is still there but has a sour attitude so I don't bother with her anymore.

If you're in the area and in need, June is acceptable. I haven't hear any updates on Lifetime which would lead me to try them again.

Arlo

Member #5481
02-16-07, 12:02
I would be hesitant about Lifetime Arlogu. My last experience there was a nightmare.

Arlogu
02-16-07, 22:50
I would be hesitant about Lifetime Arlogu. My last experience there was a nightmare.Thanks, Tee. My last was likewise, but some times with the passing of time, the personnel changes and possibly the service. I'm an optimist, what can I say?

Nonetheless, it sounds like Lifetime should stay off the list.

Arlo

Whisper2000
02-18-07, 02:26
I tried Maria's again, thinking maybe it was my own fault. Pulled a fairly attractive girl from Russia. I got very little in terms of signals and while she was massaging my stomache, I started to shift the sheet around and she abruptly stopped.

Massage was not great, and they keep the place very, very cold. Just a little area heater that doesn't do much considering the large window.

MS Clive
02-19-07, 03:34
Good question. I have not tried Robin/Alex but she gets good reviews. I have been with Bella and she is always good.

As for the EMP massage, I just love a hot Euro rubbing me and as for the occasional strike out I just live with it. I must say though my success rate is better than 90%. I love the thrill of not knowing if it legit or not and playing the game to find out.

Of course sometimes you just need to know for sure and go to an old stand-by that is a certainty. I also need to try different girls all the time as I like variety.

Just my 2c. Any other opinions?Makes sense now. You are a hunter: you do not like to eat fast food (street walkers) or gourmet (escorts). You like to the hunt more than the meal. I see.

Have you ever been to 'Heavenly Massage'? It is a chain of EMPs. Legit in my experience but I never tried to ask for extras. Superhot european ladies. Any stories or luck at these establishments?

Member #5481
02-20-07, 10:34
I love this place because, as previously reported, the girls on reception are absolutely super hot and the massueses are very cute. I have never had extras. There have been a couple of reports about the odd success but I think that is the rare exception and not the norm. This place is the main reason I am at 90% success and not 100%.

If anyone has any new info please PM. This place is great just to have a hot woman giving you a massage so I go every couple of months just hoping to get lucky. It may be finding the right one and building a rapport but don't know if I want to spend that much money with the potential of nothing in the end.

Tee

Arlogu
02-20-07, 19:56
Tee,

Likewise, I love the babes at the front desk. I've had no luck there as well in spite of specific recommendations. I think they're having too much success at the regular massage and manicure trade that the management has come down hard on extras. Nonetheless, good massages by cute eastern Europeans are to be had at a reasonable price. After all, no extras, no extra gratuity. They even have coupons if you join their email club.

However, I am ever hopeful.....

Arlo

Paul Stearn
02-21-07, 06:35
BTW, this is offered at some amps but I have never seen/had same at emps - referring to your question regarding same.

MikeHuntSweat
02-21-07, 16:10
Theres a new guy manning the apt., our friend went to China for
the New Year. I saw Eva. don"t bother. How fitting its the Year of the Pig.
He said next weeks girl beautiful, for whatever that means. Back to the Amps
and Emps for a while. MHS

BeetleJuice001
03-01-07, 13:07
Made an appt and went to Accurate over the weekend. Massage was just okay and nothing at the end. Man, I have no game.

Funbhm
03-23-07, 14:03
Thanks for the tip on Momo!

Probably pushing early 40s, but wonderful attitude, small but nice rack on top good nipples, and a nice slow steady firm hand! Good technique in towel dry after the shower as well! I tipped .6 (a bit over, but first time out, I like to make a good impression!), and she was exceedingly thankful.

Sam Spade
03-29-07, 08:17
Finally tracked down Jenny, formerly of Absolute, on a tip from Tee Time. Found the listing for Victoria Elite in YellowBook. Called the number and got a message saying call this other number. Called that number and got a guy answering Amy's Best. Yes, it's another case of Musical Chairs when trying to schedule a session at an EMP.

On the bright side, I did finally get to see Jenny again, who provided excellent service. The cost is more at Amy's than it was at Absolute, .75 vs .6. But I left feeling great.

Member #5481
04-04-07, 16:15
After reading the report the other day on June I decided to give it a try again. Momo was the one who met me at the door and gave the massage. Her massage was average but the soft touch and finish was very nice with all over touching allowed.

My one concern and why I probably will not go back was the following. Momo was straightening up and the towel I was laying on was straightened and left on the table. I thought this was pretty disgusting. Price was .7 and tip was .4

Horny Massage2
04-05-07, 03:24
After reading the report the other day on June I decided to give it a try again. Momo was the one who met me at the door and gave the massage. Her massage was average but the soft touch and finish was very nice with all over touching allowed.

My one concern and why I probably will not go back was the following. Momo was straightening up and the towel I was laying on was straightened and left on the table. I thought this was pretty disgusting. Price was .7 and tip was .4You're right on that one TT. I hope you let the management know.

Thats sick if they are too lazy/dirty and don't want to wash the towels.

Hope you let someone there know what happened so 'hopefully' they can correct the issue.

Thanks for posting this also. DD2

Paul Stearn
04-12-07, 18:18
Stopped by June's on Saturday afternoon and saw Shi-Shi (she she). Said it was her first day, which I doubt. Good massage and HR for 70 (door) + 20 . She is in her later 30's but does a decent job of massage.

Suburban Guy
04-13-07, 14:25
I happened to be by Lifetime the other day and stopped in. I had been there once before and it was OK. It was in the middle of the afternoon, but it was busier than I thought because Mamasan did the TS. A little rough, and no attention paid to my more sensitive areas. I thought that the rest of the session would be similar. An attendant, Susie, came in. Large top, all real. Massage was thorough, although no teasing befor the flip. On the flip, everything was taken care of with a revealing top. Afterwards, some more massage. All in all, not bad.

Arlogu
04-15-07, 12:13
Hey Sub,

How old was Susie? I never saw anyone but the two Kims who were older, gave mediocre massages, and required huge coaxing and lots of blabbing on their part to get to a mediocre finish. I take it you recommend?

thanks,

Arlo


An attendant, Susie, came in. Large top, all real. Massage was thorough, although no teasing befor the flip. On the flip, everything was taken care of with a revealing top. Afterwards, some more massage. All in all, not bad.

BeetleJuice001
04-25-07, 13:12
Saw Tina at the Dempster/Greenwood apt. Overall, decent/good experience. Would recommend at least once.

BJ001

Crikey670
04-27-07, 21:42
I tried Maria's again, thinking maybe it was my own fault. Pulled a fairly attractive girl from Russia. I got very little in terms of signals and while she was massaging my stomache, I started to shift the sheet around and she abruptly stopped.

Massage was not great, and they keep the place very, very cold. Just a little area heater that doesn't do much considering the large window.Ditto. I had the same experience.

Mitch C
05-05-07, 01:36
Saw Tina at the Dempster/Greenwood apt. Overall, decent/good experience. Would recommend at least once.

BJ001Long time member here, first time posting

Is there anyone here that can PM me and point me in the right direction regarding contact information for this location?

Thanks in advance

MrNatURL
05-06-07, 00:34
Long time member here, first time posting

Is there anyone here that can PM me and point me in the right direction regarding contact information for this location?

Thanks in advance

Why don't you try CAD and log in a few reports before you start asking for tips. We've all paid dues, taken one for the team, ect. and if you've been here such a long time you should know better - or you're an ICE agent.

Mitch C
05-06-07, 11:32
Why don't you try CAD and log in a few reports before you start asking for tips. We've all paid dues, taken one for the team, ect. and if you've been here such a long time you should know better - or you're an ICE agent.Actually did take one for the team about a month ago, at a place on Harlem in Niles. Had all the makings/looks of a place of business. 'San repeatedly said "no young girls today", to which I though she might be playing possum. $70/hh, went to the room...and sure enough, 'San was the only one working....needless to say, I stopped the massage after 10 minutes (horrible massage to boot), and left.

Not sure if anyone else had any luck there, but man, no way I'm heading back anytime soon. Really baffling, because on the outside, it looks promising.

Anyway, like I said before, if anyone is willing to PM me and just point me in the right direction, I would really appreciate it.

BeetleJuice001
05-08-07, 17:24
New girl: Lucy: on the plump side. Won't be back for this one.

BJ001

Funbhm
05-09-07, 14:08
Had a dream last night, about a massage w/Shi-Shi. Mid 30s Japanese woman, 5f4, bout 135, pert 34b/see's. Shower w/a nice towel dry. As I entered the room, she was changing the towels (guess the comments made a difference, at least in the dream! ), then went to a light touch with free roaming hands both ways. On the flip, commented on how nice her nipples were, so she allowed some suckling. Must have gotten her really turned on, cuz next thing I knew, I imagined her tossing off her skirt and panties and straddling my face while she stroked and licked away on me! Got her shuddering three times on my face before I popped good and hard. Usual hot washcloth cleanup, mouthwash, and a wonderful hug and kiss as she explained it had been a while since a guy went down on her like that. Imagined. 7+. 8, and very appreciative, both of us! Also offered two-girl for tip only, but was unsure how much to tip (even in my dreams)! Perhaps next lullabye.

Paul Stearn
05-10-07, 19:13
Had a dream last night, about a massage w/Shi-Shi. Mid 30s Japanese woman, 5f4, bout 135, pert 34b/see's. Shower w/a nice towel dry. As I entered the room, she was changing the towels (guess the comments made a difference, at least in the dream! ), then went to a light touch with free roaming hands both ways. On the flip, commented on how nice her nipples were, so she allowed some suckling. Must have gotten her really turned on, cuz next thing I knew, I imagined her tossing off her skirt and panties and straddling my face while she stroked and licked away on me! Got her shuddering three times on my face before I popped good and hard. Usual hot washcloth cleanup, mouthwash, and a wonderful hug and kiss as she explained it had been a while since a guy went down on her like that. Imagined. 7+. 8, and very appreciative, both of us! Also offered two-girl for tip only, but was unsure how much to tip (even in my dreams)! Perhaps next lullabye.

Same woman I dreamt about a month ago, refreshingly nice.

Chi Hobbyist
05-16-07, 11:59
Was in need of a quality rub and subsequent tug last week, found myself at BI in Northfield. Irene (40's) was the provider of an excellent, including a hot stone rub down. I was in a state of complete jello-ness. On the flip, she went right to work, very slow, a lot of mutual playing around, got almost to the finish line 3 times before an energetic finale.

.75 + .4 .... everyone was happy.

Details, PM

Member #5481
06-01-07, 11:03
June is so convenient for me as it is on the way home and no appt needed. I gave them another try. Massuese was Yumi - Japanese and Korean supposedly. Massage was barely passable and finish was okay. If you get her I would just ask for soft touch as she is not the best massuese. Face was okay, body had a tire round the middle.

Tatiana at Tatianas in Northbrook is recommended. Ad in reader and I think Craigslist.

Member #5481
06-04-07, 15:29
Back to Tatiana's in Northbrook. Last time was at 1500 Shermer location this time at 1290 Shermer. Massuese was Lana this time. Same deal as before I called the number from reader and asked if the $55.00 special was still on. Both times I was told yes and then asked for .75 upon arrival. Of course I only paid .55 but pissed me off anyway.

Massage was pretty good, extras were .40 and also pretty good. Lana was about 50, extremely skinny with nice hoots. I would recommend Tatiana (not the owner) over Lana.

JacknCoke
06-13-07, 23:21
Went the the other day, the rudest mamasan answered the door I could bearly understand her, I asked for a younger girl, shes like "why you need young girl for". I shouldve left right then. But I stayed like an asshole and got the worst most boring massage in my life, I didn't even try for extras. Whan I was getting dressed, she had the balls to say tip sir, I said huh she said never mind. No extras no tip!

GoldenGreek
06-15-07, 02:14
Makes sense now. You are a hunter: you do not like to eat fast food (street walkers) or gourmet (escorts). You like to the hunt more than the meal. I see.

Have you ever been to 'Heavenly Massage'? It is a chain of EMPs. Legit in my experience but I never tried to ask for extras. Superhot european ladies. Any stories or luck at these establishments?I went there a few times and it is strictly legit. I actually went to college with the owner ( a fellow Greek ) . Have heard thru friends that he provides girls that provide full service to his VIP customers--just not at the salon.

Member #3952
06-17-07, 22:53
Made a visit to Tatiana's. One hour for $75. Showed up 10 minutes late, first time at the Arlington Hts location. Massage was so-so. Got shorted another 10 min on the backside of the massage. Covered with a sheet the hole time with no accidental touching. No extras had, I didn't even try at this point. I believe Diana was the therapist's name. Not that friendly or talkative.

Chi Hobbyist
06-20-07, 15:09
Hadn't been to GS in a long time, decided it was time to give them another try. Hadn't seen many recent posts, thought I'd TOFTT.

Rang the bell, "Choochi" (sp) answered. 40's (who can really tell though?), nice natural C rack.

.7 door fee.

OK TS, first scrubbing, standing up, then finished on the table.

Told ME to wash Mr. Happy. WTF?

Back to the room, horrible 'light touch". Touched the backdoor, rang the bells a few times, went for the flip after 15 mins. She said "What you want?"

I motioned for HJ hoping beyond hope that the handshake would be better than the massage. (Chi-Hobbyist= DumbAss-Optimist)

Asked for "Tippy" right then and brought me my pants.

I said "You know what? Forget it."

Got dressed and departed.

Oh Boy
07-13-07, 20:41
I'm hoping to get some help here. I tried the search function, but I think the spa name is too common. I pass the New Look Spa daily. I know it's in Chicago because it has a 773 phone number, but it is close to this area. Anyone have any insight? If not I will stop myself sometime next week.

Quimby
07-14-07, 11:13
A year ago I stopped by this place. Mamasan was not too pleasant. Only showed me the next girl in line. She was not my type (older-50 looking) and got irate when I asked if I could see others. Started saying this is a legit place and no can see others. I did not get the right vibe when I started talking to the lady anyway. I look for spas that go thru the whole routine from ts to fs. Now like I said it was over a year ago, TOFTT and report back.

Happy Hunting

Poopstick39
07-14-07, 14:27
I don't know what might of happened but I'm going to delete Accurate from my Rolodex. I've called several times asking for Natalie. Each and every time Yuri has to call me back (wasn't like this before) and says she's unavailable. I've been there through Rose and Sharon and now that Natalie might be gone. I just don't see the point.

Time to find a new and reliable contact..

Poopstick39
07-14-07, 18:23
Finally tracked down Jenny, formerly of Absolute, on a tip from Tee Time. Found the listing for Victoria Elite in YellowBook. Called the number and got a message saying call this other number. Called that number and got a guy answering Amy's Best. Yes, it's another case of Musical Chairs when trying to schedule a session at an EMP.

On the bright side, I did finally get to see Jenny again, who provided excellent service. The cost is more at Amy's than it was at Absolute, .75 vs .6. But I left feeling great.Took your suggestion and called. Met her at a Northbrook location and got nothing other than a sloppy rub-down. No extras no matter what strategy I took. .75 + .05 and won't be going back.

Chi Guy
07-15-07, 01:05
I had the chance to check out Renovo recently. Even though the spa is listed as being owned by a Mark Levinson on several websites, the license in the lobby had an Asian name on it. I'm guessing that the place may have been sold by its original owner. Can't say for sure, though.

Anyway, the place is one of the nicest I've ever seen. Makes me think that it was originally opened to be a legit place, and a very nice one at that. The times I have gone in, I was either greeted be an Asian male or Asian female.

The first time I went there, I got a European girl named Suzie. Very nice body on her. On the flip, she asked what I wanted. I was looking for a little carpet-munching. She told me that would be $100. A little high, I thought, but not totally out of line for a hotty. Come to find out that it was a la carte. She wanted an additional $60 for a HJ. I told her I couldn't afford her and that I only had $120. That was what I ended up paying. Definitely higher than I usually would pay for the services, but again, she was pretty hot. She really seemed to be getting into the DATY, but she had a problem controlling her bladder. That might be a turn-on for some guys, but that's not my cup of tea (no pun intended). Handshake at the end was done well. Overall a nice session, but a little pricey.

Next time I was there, I got a fairly attractive Asian girl. Decent build, maybe a 6 or 7 in looks. Massage was decent. Once it came time for extras, the session quickly went downhill. She was looking for $120 for DATY. Asked her how much a HJ would be and was told $80. For another $40, she would remove her top. I told her I couldn't afford her. She wouldn't budge. Neither would I. I told her just to finish the massage.

In the end, this place is just too pricey. There's better for less in that general area, especially in the line of Asian apartments. I doubt this place will be around for long unless they find enough guys who are willing to pay what they're asking.

Bill R
07-16-07, 07:51
Chi Guy,
The guy listed as owning those spas is an attorney. The asian name listed inside is likely the true owner. The true owner probably has been busted before so can't be listed as the official owner of record.

Just like everything in the spa business, there is a network. There is only a handful of attorneys in the Chicago area that provide legal representation.

I went to a Korean restaurant once with a spa owner and the guy listed. That's how I know. That was about 10 years ago.

Bill R
07-16-07, 07:54
Oh boy,
I haven't been to New Look in years. About 4-5 years ago it used to be a great place. You could get anything you wanted from cute, younger ladies. But they got busted in early 2003 and they haven't been the same.

Funbhm
07-28-07, 11:50
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/383249341.html

They've apparently got a location on Oakton and Lamon, she advertises the usual $70 rate, says they have four or five girls on staff, and open from 9 to 9, 7 days, and takes CC.

Anyone got any info here? Or am I TOFTT?

George W. Bush
07-31-07, 10:58
Has anyone tried a service called Ginger's girls? They advertise on CL, in the services section (not ERS, regular services.) Their ads can be found if you do a search for massage. The ads sound intriguing, but I'd like to know if anything is actually happening with them other than legit massage. PM me if you prefer.

Joey Greco
08-01-07, 05:58
Longshot Q.:

Does anyone remember a phenomenal masseuse from Evanston who worked under the name Amanda? This was a few years back and I believe her real name was "Diane."

She advertised in The Reader and worked out of her house or apt.

Absolutely phenomenal. The Larry Bird of sensual massage.

Chi Guy
08-02-07, 20:10
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/383249341.html

They've apparently got a location on Oakton and Lamon, she advertises the usual $70 rate, says they have four or five girls on staff, and open from 9 to 9, 7 days, and takes CC.

Anyone got any info here? Or am I TOFTT?

It's just another incarnation of the spa that goes by the name of Aphrodita's Massage, along with other names over the years.

Horny Massage2
08-05-07, 21:53
Based on a PM report, I decided to TOFFT and see for myself.
Went to that nice looking place around 5600 W. Dempster to see what was shaking (he he). There were 2 girls working. I asked to see the massage provider avail. She was a decent looking Vietnamese chick. Door fee of $80 for an hour (or $60 for 30 min). I took the hour. Back rubbing was good - crotch was against my hand so I rubbed it. After about 10 min she asked me to flip.
What do you want? BJ. What u pay me? $60. She said too low.
What do you expect? She says $160. I thought - get the F outta here, and countered with $80. No deal. She wanted $160.
Then it was on to HJ negotiations - I said 40, she wanted $60.
Plus attitude totally changed. Forgetaboutit. I checked my time, we were on 20 min into it, so I told her to finish another 10 on the massage and that will be all. She went and had a word with Papasan while I dressed. I went to get my extra $20 back since I was only there for a half hour - no problem.

80 at the door + 160 for a BJ = 240. Maybe in like 20 years.

Important note - no tip left either. Since it was a lame masssage to begin with, and just teasing of the boys. They are waaaaaaay over priced. For those in the know of this place, I hope you guys stop tipping those outrageous prices. I for one will not be back. Not when you can get a rug and a tug in Chinatown for $65 - $75.

So only out $60, it was off to Singapore ($170 all in). See Mt P thread for that one.
Donnie out

Member #5481
08-16-07, 08:43
Left my office early yesterday with the numbers for three north shore EMP's and called them all from the car and none had appt's until 3 and I was looking for 1.30 to 2.00.

Was not prepared for 3 strikeouts so I needed to do a walk in place. The only place that came to mind that was handy was June Salon. Only person there was the previously reported Momo.

Massage was actually pretty good, teasing was great but too quick for me. On the flip she went right to work and after only 2 minutes she started with the "you finish now".

Of course when rushed I then try my hardest to make it last as long as possible. She did try to hurry me up but hung in there like a trooper. Massage .65 and finish .4. Will repeat but only when in a similar last minute situation.

Whisper2000
08-16-07, 23:30
Toftt and saw the massage therapist that advertises on CL at Western & Touhy. I don't think the massage could have done worse if she was doing a bad job on purpose. She start to tease the boys, but on the flip said that she doesn't do that. She let me finish myself, but would not get directly involved. At the end, she threw a cold towel on me to clean up that smelled like it had never been washed.

Looks - 3
Personality - 5
Attitude - 5
Performance - 1

Chi Guy
08-18-07, 08:59
Toftt and saw the massage therapist that advertises on CL at Western & Touhy. I don't think the massage could have done worse if she was doing a bad job on purpose. She start to tease the boys, but on the flip said that she doesn't do that. She let me finish myself, but would not get directly involved. At the end, she threw a cold towel on me to clean up that smelled like it had never been washed.

Looks - 3
Personality - 5
Attitude - 5
Performance - 1

That doesn't surprise me. I'm sure they are connected to Elle Spa on Irving Park near Milwaukee.

Why?

1.) Elle Spa has been advertising a second location in Skokie.
2.) In one of their posts recently, they stated that their location was Touhy and Western in the text of their post, yet they had Irving Park and Milwaukee listed in the "Location" area at the end of the post.
3.) Elle's posts are relatively suggestive, yet they rarely deliver.

Funbhm
08-28-07, 14:44
Tried June again this AM, met w/Kim. Late 30s, 36B, bout 5'4", petite build. Good buildup, very nice soft technique, a little rushed, but took direction well with regards to speed and anticipation. Covered petting, nothing further (kinda laughed and smirked at that possibility). Cleanup, then resumed rest of massage (nice touch! ). Usual. 7 +. 5, would try again to see if MMMV

Azn Expression
08-28-07, 18:50
This is silentk69 from ter but i had a question dude how about these CL posts for some massage place for 60$/45Min + tips on Dempster and Elmhurst?

Whisper2000
08-28-07, 22:11
This is silentk69 from ter but i had a question dude how about these CL posts for some massage place for 60$/45Min + tips on Dempster and Elmhurst?I am pretty sure that's the same place as Western and Touhy. They advertise at Dempster and Dodge as well.

Chi Guy
08-28-07, 22:39
This is silentk69 from ter but i had a question dude how about these CL posts for some massage place for 60$/45Min + tips on Dempster and Elmhurst?

Looks like your typical AAMP. $160 should get you a perfunctory massage followed by FS. I'm guessing they are one of the many advertisers in CAD and GP.

GoldenGreek
09-04-07, 16:25
Looks like your typical AAMP. $160 should get you a perfunctory massage followed by FS. I'm guessing they are one of the many advertisers in CAD and GP.Sorry for the stupid question, but what is GP?

JimmyBLong
09-05-07, 07:56
Sorry for the stupid question, but what is GP?Gentleman's Pages

Corndog #2
09-07-07, 14:48
Gentleman's Pages

Gentleman? Who came in?????

Arlogu
09-10-07, 18:29
See my post on the Chicago Massage Thread. This place has been busted. I don't know whether they are closed or not.


Based on a PM report, I decided to TOFFT and see for myself.
Went to that nice looking place around 5600 W. Dempster to see what was shaking (he he). There were 2 girls working. I asked to see the massage provider avail. She was a decent looking Vietnamese chick. Door fee of $80 for an hour (or $60 for 30 min). I took the hour. Back rubbing was good - crotch was against my hand so I rubbed it. After about 10 min she asked me to flip.
What do you want? BJ. What u pay me? $60. She said too low.
What do you expect? She says $160. I thought - get the F outta here, and countered with $80. No deal. She wanted $160.
Then it was on to HJ negotiations - I said 40, she wanted $60.
Plus attitude totally changed. Forgetaboutit. I checked my time, we were on 20 min into it, so I told her to finish another 10 on the massage and that will be all. She went and had a word with Papasan while I dressed. I went to get my extra $20 back since I was only there for a half hour - no problem.

80 at the door + 160 for a BJ = 240. Maybe in like 20 years.

Important note - no tip left either. Since it was a lame masssage to begin with, and just teasing of the boys. They are waaaaaaay over priced. For those in the know of this place, I hope you guys stop tipping those outrageous prices. I for one will not be back. Not when you can get a rug and a tug in Chinatown for $65 - $75.

So only out $60, it was off to Singapore ($170 all in). See Mt P thread for that one.
Donnie out

Chi Guy
09-25-07, 22:52
There's a place in Skokie on Lamon just south of Oakton that's been advertising on CL as "Best Massage in Skokie," Recently, a fellow member asked via PM if I had a chance to try them out. Up to that point I hadn't, but decided to give it a try. It's an EMP as far as I can tell. I called and made my 1 hour appointment. When I arrived, paid $60 at the door. The massage average to maybe a little above average. Masseuse was relatively tall, long blong hair, nice rack. A little while after the flip, she asked if I wanted a "full body" massage for an extra $20. Told her yes. She proceeded to give a nice, but not spectacular, handshake.

All in all, it was a pretty good bargain for a grand total of $80. I'd return if I was in the area again but I wouldn't go out of my way.

BeetleJuice001
09-26-07, 12:49
Went there a twice before it got busted. It was closed for 3-4 days. Then, I drove by the other day and lo and behold the Open sign was on again. I'm too nervous about a sting to go back there again. Plus it's definitely on the expensive side. The talent looked pretty good though.

BJ001


See my post on the Chicago Massage Thread. This place has been busted. I don't know whether they are closed or not.

Chicag0
09-27-07, 18:20
Greetings all. Went to Dempster apartment today. Met 'Michelle.' a pleasant and fun 24 y/o Chinese lovely. Tattoo across her tummy. Nice lingerie.Made me feel comfortable and right at home. I offered to give her a massage first and she seemed surprised. Well, after a pretty short time Mr Happy awoke and I asked her if she could reciprocate. CBJ, with suction that would put Mr Dyson to shame:-) Missionary, on the side, etc. into what felt like a nice tight package.

Unfortunately, this lovely did not want to learn Greek, but that was ok as she was fluent in other languages.

My rating factor may be different from the team's because this was my first time at an asian apartment, and first time with an asian (oh my, it definitely will not be my last). I will adjust as I get more experience. Feedback appreciated if you run into her and can vet my ratings.

Looks: 7
Fun factor: 7
Congeniality - 9

1.6 was the damage and I felt I got good value.

She said she was there for only the next 3 days. But she also told me to see her again, so that message was mixed. Maybe she is a regular?

Now that my USA cherry is broken, I hope to post many more:-)

Chi Guy
09-30-07, 08:14
Saw an ad on CL from a new place called Blanka Spa on Milwaukee just north of Howard. Called and made an appointment for Friday night. When I got there, the place was buzzing. Women getting their hair done and children running around...not good signs.

Their ad says one hour for $45, normally $60. Paid my $45 and got an attractive young European. I think she said her name was Anna.

The massage was decent, nothing to brag about. Extras weren't happening. Kept me covered at all times with the dreaded "sheet tuck."

If you're looking for a legit massage, you might consider this place. As far as anything beyond that, doesn't look like that's gonna happen.

Member #5481
10-03-07, 10:46
After reading Chi Guy's report I checked out the Skokie place on Lamon. Same basic experience and same price but no touching of her allowed.

Chi Guy
10-03-07, 18:58
After reading Chi Guy's report I checked out the Skokie place on Lamon. Same basic experience and same price but no touching of her allowed.

TT,

Yeah, guess I didn't mention that she made sure she stayed at least an arm's length away from me so I couldn't get touchy feely with her.

Arlogu
10-03-07, 21:55
Stopped off to see Momo today. nice brief massage with clothes free touchy finish, but it appears there's nothing more to be had there with her. It was clear that until I complained about it, she was going to reuse the linens for the next client. As this was a repeat yucch, I think I'll not be back.

Arlo

Member #5481
10-04-07, 08:31
You are right Arlogu, the same thing happened with the linens when I was there once. I guess I will also scratch this place off the list now. Pity, as it is so convenient for last minute for me.

Chicag0
10-05-07, 12:23
Went to this apartment for my third time. Saw Julie. Thai. Not very energetic. OK body, maybe a 6 but hey, I sure am not much to look at either, so I am not complaining:-) Got what I went for (FS), but did not stay long.

These women have a tough job doing what we like them to do. I appreciate their service.

Bo Whoop
10-05-07, 19:04
Saw a Megis sign in a mall on Dempster between Dee and Potter. I guess this place had been there since Feb 07.

Had tried the MEgis in Norridge a few times, they were very strict, the head girl must have thought I was particulalry troublesome as she kept checking up on me every 15 minutes or so.

Everything at the Dempster location was legitamite too. Decent massage at $70. The place is designed to look like a cave or something

Not a very interesting post but thought I should write something anyway

Chi Guy
10-07-07, 10:12
Saw a Megis sign in a mall on Dempster between Dee and Potter. I guess this place had been there since Feb 07.

Had tried the MEgis in Norridge a few times, they were very strict, the head girl must have thought I was particulalry troublesome as she kept checking up on me every 15 minutes or so.

Everything at the Dempster location was legitamite too. Decent massage at $70. The place is designed to look like a cave or something

Not a very interesting post but thought I should write something anyway

Forget either location for anything other than a legit massage.

Chi Guy
10-13-07, 12:59
Recently, I tried Anna, an Asian girl who advertises on CL with a place around Touhy and Western and another location around Dempster and Dodge. She's relatively inexpensive at $60 for an hour, $40 for the half. Massage was OK with decent pressure. Once she saw that I was enjoying her lighter touch, she had me flip. Then out came the glove for the handshake. The mood was pretty much killed right there. She tried, but it wasn't happening. I'd pass on this one, guys, if you're looking for anything enjoyable other than a massage.

Whisper2000
10-14-07, 15:44
I had to self finish with her, then she threw a cold, wet, smelly towel on me. She is pretty funny though...


Recently, I tried Anna, an Asian girl who advertises on CL with a place around Touhy and Western and another location around Dempster and Dodge. She's relatively inexpensive at $60 for an hour, $40 for the half. Massage was OK with decent pressure. Once she saw that I was enjoying her lighter touch, she had me flip. Then out came the glove for the handshake. The mood was pretty much killed right there. She tried, but it wasn't happening. I'd pass on this one, guys, if you're looking for anything enjoyable other than a massage.

Chicag0
10-16-07, 10:04
I had a wonderful time at the Dempster apartment yesterday with a lovely, skinny hottie named Midi. While her English was not very good, she was easily able to communicate with me.

Sooooo hot. A tiny little body. Closest to a GFE I have had with any provider so far. She gave very sensuous looks when she was CBJ'ing. Took her time and licked the boys when she was down there too.

Various positions were covered, not rushed, with a very happy ending.

I would highly recommend her. Only at the apartment through Saturday from what I could gather, then going by Midway.

I will probably try and visit her again later this week after my old battery recharges.

Paul Stearn
10-21-07, 09:03
Stopped by yesterday afternoon. Saw Luci. Massage was good and I left a happy camper. Door 70, tip 20.

Chitownbjg
10-21-07, 15:53
They also just opened up a place at 1026 N. Ashland in wicker park area. Same teasing ads with no action.


That doesn't surprise me. I'm sure they are connected to Elle Spa on Irving Park near Milwaukee.

Why?

1.) Elle Spa has been advertising a second location in Skokie.
2.) In one of their posts recently, they stated that their location was Touhy and Western in the text of their post, yet they had Irving Park and Milwaukee listed in the "Location" area at the end of the post.
3.) Elle's posts are relatively suggestive, yet they rarely deliver.

Chicag0
10-22-07, 18:19
Greetings. First, I want to thank those members who have traded info with me, leading to some very delightful meetings. You know who you are. I won't a USASG newbie much longer if I keep up the pace:-)

Second, I have a question about referrals. When a member turns me on to a new provider and a great time is had by all after regular visits, is it ever appropriate to let them know who referred me to them?

I obviously don't have names, but would be able to give enough hints tha the provider could probably figure it out.

I don't want them thinking their customers are telling the world about them because they have to be soooo careful. But at the same time, maybe she would want to thank or reward whomever was getting her new, reliable, good customers.

Thanks in advance for your thoughts and guidance.

Chicag0

Luv Nooke
10-25-07, 12:14
Second, I have a question about referrals. When a member turns me on to a new provider and a great time is had by all after regular visits, is it ever appropriate to let them know who referred me to them?

Let the person know who gave you the referral and then ask the girl if she wants to know. After everyone is satisfied all should be good.

Chicag0
10-31-07, 10:02
If you love hot, tall, skinny Chinese ladies, then Tina is for you. Great but smallish breasts, but I am a fan of that size anyway.

She gives pretty good massages, but I can never last for more than 10 minutes before I turn over and want more:-)

I wont bore you with the details of the tryst, except in saying Tina is VERY satisfying. Her English is very good which enhanced the overall experience.

She leaves for New York at end of the week. Bummer. I would definitely want to see this beauty again.

BeetleJuice001
11-01-07, 13:00
I have to back Chicag0's opinion of Tina. She is young and decent looking. Really go into the Main Event as well!

BJ001


If you love hot, tall, skinny Chinese ladies, then Tina is for you. Great but smallish breasts, but I am a fan of that size anyway.

She gives pretty good massages, but I can never last for more than 10 minutes before I turn over and want more:-)

I wont bore you with the details of the tryst, except in saying Tina is VERY satisfying. Her English is very good which enhanced the overall experience.

She leaves for New York at end of the week. Bummer. I would definitely want to see this beauty again.

Chicag0
11-01-07, 15:50
I have seen 'N' at CT 4 times now. She is now #1 in my book for THE most relaxing massage I have ever had. Not the best muscular massage, but if you are looking for a relaxing, fall asleep on the table, take all your stress and toss it out the window kind of massage, she is the one for you.

Candles. Decent music that is actually relaxing (unlike the loud crap at Heavenly Massage Morton Grove). Nice hot towels just before the flip and then at end. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Sorry, I just got back from seeing her and am still so relaxed I nodded off:.)

Sometimes a great massage, done well, is better than sex!

Ciao,

Chicag0

Peter_Girth
11-01-07, 17:09
If you love hot, tall, skinny Chinese ladies, then Tina is for you. Great but smallish breasts, but I am a fan of that size anyway.

I'm not a big fan of tattoos, but her "flower" tattoo makes a nice little "landing strip". :-D

Peter_Girth
11-02-07, 14:36
She is young and decent looking. Really go into the Main Event as well!

Well stated. She is NOT the prettiest one I have ever seen, kind of strange facial bone structure with a big nose. And a bit of a chipped tooth if you look close. But she has an interesting, exotic look which is a turn on. Tight too, and I would not call her "skinny", slender would be a better description. And if you go south of that flower tattoo, you better be ready to DATY. :-D

Mr Lenny
11-02-07, 23:38
This is my first post. Went to Golden Spa today and got Sara, very petitte good looking mid-late 30's. TS was ok nothing spectacular. Massage was really good. Mixed it up with soft and hard perfectly. It seemed as extras would be available, however all of a sudden after she massaged my legs "ok massage over". I tried to convince her to keep going, but no luck. She had a good personality and told me to come again, however I think I'll stick to June and the place on Lincoln.

Astralwerks
11-11-07, 22:59
I was in the Skokie neighborhood and decided to try out the place on Lamon. I made an appointment. And opposed to the blonde 30-something girl everyone's been talking about, I got an older, 'bigger' lady named Sabrina. The owner? I was like 'meh, ' hopefully I'll get at least a decent massage?

I was feeling my normal horny self, and thought I'd have some fun, so instead of covering up for the massage I left the towel off. She actually proceeded with the massage. In my opinion she used a bit too much oil, but I was impressed by her touch. It was actually a pretty good massage. It was a nice full body work over, with nice attention to the 'glutes. '

So. On the flip she oiled up the legs and worked her way towards the boys, by the time she got there I was at full attention. Excellent handy work. And I couldn't help but feel her up. Hey, by this time my other head was in the driver's seat, regardless if she was old and overweight. It was clothed though. Finished, and a point I didn't like was that I had to clean myself off.

I got dressed and the best part was that at the end, when all was said and done. I finally paid her for the massage. 60, and left her. 20 for the tip. I wish places were like that. You're honest and you'll pay. I hate when places hound you for money at each step, do you know what I mean? I'll be back to check out the other girl. I think the masseuse said her name was Natalie? Overall, a decent massage for a cheap price, but for those who live far away I don't think it's worth the drive. Just my 2 cents.

Astralwerks

Paul Stearn
11-12-07, 07:27
Stopped by yesterday afternoon - haven't been there in about a year - and saw Christina. Attractive w/dark hair, late 20's. Excellent massage and I left happy. Allowed the hands to wonder all over under her clothing and took off her top. As with the previous post, money was not mentioned. I left .80 + .20 and will return again.

Raoul Duke
11-27-07, 22:14
Found myself in the burbs and decided to give it a shot. Like others have mentioned, it's not worth going out of your way, but if you're in the area and need a massage, it's a place to stop and hang your hat. I called first and scheduled ahead of time. Upon arriving I was a little freaked out as the woman that greeted me was so not what I was hoping for. As it turns out she thankfully wasn't the one I had an appointment with. My masseuse arrived a couple of minutes after I did and immediately lead me into the room. She certainly was slimmer and slightly younger than the woman that greeted me, but she wasn't anyone I'd give a second look to. Nevertheless I was there and I needed a massage. For. 60 I figured what the heck, I'm going to hope for the best. The massage itself was pretty poor, one handed for the most part and hardly therapeutic. I was getting aggravated with the lameness of the massage, but my patience paid off on the flip. I left a tip on the table and was on my way. Doubt I'll go back, but I had to give it a try. One never knows when they'll find a gem. Well, that's typically what I tell myself each time I head out. Unfortunately I haven't found a gem in quit some time. Being the knuckle head that I am, I suspect that I will keep looking.