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12-31-05, 23:00
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Phoenix92
01-07-06, 10:21
Hey Wolfgang..

I read your "rules" and they are right on, my brohter. As accurate as can be.

So pay attention any newbies and reread em...

I'm traveling to Minneapolis next week from Boston... getting in Wed.

Any good mongering available right now? Maybe some tips on streets.. etc...

I'm a senior member.. and I surely know I don't want to be cruising around where I shouldn't be,..

You can PM me if that's the way to go unless you just want to post..

many thanks.. and be safe!

SuperD
01-07-06, 14:54
Sorry Oh Illuminated One,

But the clubs here suck. They are, at best, delayed action jack shacks. Now take out may be available and the few times I have gone into one here I have found that take out was available, but they you have to put up with that stuck up, ditzy stipper shit.

Try Houston or Memphis for strip clubs.

WolfWolf,

I agree Memphis is No. 1 or close to it, but Houston? I must be missing something. Treasures is alright, but it is no Platnuim Plus. Any Houston Recommendations?

Since we are in the MN forum, I also hear that the Twin Cities has a six inch rule. If so, I'll be avoiding the strip clubs. I'll be heading north sometime soon.

Bisman
01-07-06, 17:17
Hey everyone,

I am coming into your fair city in about a week. I am plannng to hit the downtown strip clubs. I would like any information you can give me. I realize that these are not as happening as some clubs in the country. I will not be in a position to cruise the streets while there (no car).

Any other ideas would be appreciated as well.

Thanks

Bisman

Arlogu
01-09-06, 21:32
Bisman,

Try Sheik's Palace Royale
115 S 4th
Minneapolis

Pricey, but you can have a good time; i don't remember specific prices, but.... bring money. The women were quite attractive. Pretty good fun in the rooms, but they are open and privacy is limited.

Also downtown is a great massage at The Massage Room on Washington. See Citipages newspaper for their ad. Try Britney... She does a great job: see my prior posts.

Enjoy,

Arlo


Hey everyone,

I am coming into your fair city in about a week. I am plannng to hit the downtown strip clubs. I would like any information you can give me. I realize that these are not as happening as some clubs in the country. I will not be in a position to cruise the streets while there (no car).

Any other ideas would be appreciated as well.

Thanks

Bisman

Phoenix92
01-10-06, 22:06
Gentleman..

I just spent an hour with Mandy.

She is as sweet as the day is long.

Full service.. twice my brothers...in the allotted hour

I'm from another part of the country so I resorted to several websites for "escorts"

I found the right girl.

here it is:

http://www.mandysplaytime.com/

Trust me.. no affiliation..

Just a fellow mongerer that wanted to be safe tonight and not go out.

She is awesome.

Tell her john from Boston mentioned her.

Be safe..

Best Tx Monger
01-11-06, 01:11
Thread Starter !

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Red Draggin
01-12-06, 23:26
Hey everyone,

I am coming into your fair city in about a week. I am plannng to hit the downtown strip clubs. I would like any information you can give me. I realize that these are not as happening as some clubs in the country. I will not be in a position to cruise the streets while there (no car).

Any other ideas would be appreciated as well.

Thanks

Bisman

Was at most of the clubs Nov/Dec. Shiek's was pretty good--probably the best looking girls, but a bit ostentatious for my tastes. I liked Deja Vu for the variety of ladies and the bed dances. Rick's usually had one really busty natural there and the one I saw last time gave me a lap dance of my dreams. I even went to Skyway and liked the no cover and corner bar atmosphere--coouple of lookers there but most were average or below. Lots of contact at Choice also.

6" rule?--if it means riding me until I hit 6"--yeah, there's a 6" rule. I would stay away from Dreamgirls and the place around the corner that I can't remember the name of right now.

You might also want to go to Google maps or something and familiarize yourself with the addresses and streets there. Pretty confusing if you are a first timer.

sleep315
01-19-06, 20:45
It appears that a few more girls are starting to use the Minneapolis Craigslist: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/

This is great because it's free, easy to access, and sets up an e-mail address where you can contact the girl (or you can call them). The only problem is that it's tough to find reviews on this providers. So, can anyone help on these girls:

Kery - http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/124171112.html

April - http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/126437923.html

Amy - http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/126672713.html

I know I don't post much, but I definitely post whenever I'm in town and when I have an experiences to share. Hope I can get some info from any of you.

Cheers!

PsyberZombie
01-22-06, 10:09
Dog darn , you guys got some Fugly Ho's up there in St Paul !!

http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html

Wolfgang
01-26-06, 22:23
It has been a while since I posted mostly because I have stopped mongering for the time being. Why? I have been sick and couldn't bag a ho if my life depended on it [Ok - if my life was on the line then I would, but otherwise .... Ok, maybe I should just get in my car and .... on second thought]. You see my problem I hope.

Psybeer Drinker. Yes some of the Ho's here are Fugly, but if you check the arresting areas, they are the worst of the worst areas in the Twin Cities. Hands down the ugliest ho I have ever seen was in Tulsa OK. She was about 60 lbs, 5'8", no teeth, and looked between the ages of 90 and dead. She shambled up to my car at a light, offered herself for 20, then 10, then 5, then 2, and then offered greek for a pack of cigs. Shudder. The truly scary thing was that she was picked up by some farm raised drunk college age football boy just behind me. Try the Lake area. Much better class o' ho.

Craigslist is picking up in town. Don't forget to post. I have also had great luck in this town using Quest and Lavalife phone systems.

Cheers,

Wolf

Ez Going One
01-28-06, 18:49
I was in Minneapolis on Monday night and could not for the life of me find anything worth stopping for. I drove up and down Lake from St.Paul to Hennepin without the first bite. I finally went to the hotel and called an escort to satisfy my desire. Things have changed a lot since I lived there many years ago.

By the way, I called several of the ladies on Craigslist and emailed others several days in advance and only got a reply from one that was a no show after we had already set up a time and place to meet.

Be careful out there
Ez

Red Draggin
02-01-06, 23:53
So where is Frogtown anyway? Just asking so I can avoid it since I don't know much beyond downtown.

mike kasten
02-02-06, 08:31
Frogtown is an area in Saint Paul. It centers around University Avenue between Rice and Dale Streets. Most of the SW's are on University, but beware, this is one of LEOs favorite sting areas.

sleep315
02-02-06, 13:38
Hey all - As I've said before, I will share with you all when I have an experience in the TC area. When I visit, I'm not into street mongering nor escorts. My preference is FBSM.

So I called Christine (CitiPages) and was pretty pleased by the experience. She only offers FBSM, has a table and is willing to bring it (although it wasn't convenient for our session). Nice on the phone, didn't sound like a burned-out chick out for cash. She said she enjoys her job and that it just makes good business sense to be nice (might get a referral like this one...).

She arrived at my hotel on time, pleasant smile, and good small talk. She's very stunning, 5'10" blonde, mid-20s, with a nice body -- slender build, a little soft around the middle but not bad, enhanced DDs. Very pretty face.

The massage was pretty basic -- back, neck, legs, etc. She has good skills and a firm touch. About half way through, she went fully nude, did a bit body to body while finishing up the backside. I flipped over and she continued with the massage, adding more body-to-body as we went. As she moved to the happy ending, she made her body very accessible for touching and massaging. But she doesn't allow any kitty play. Very sexy release.

All in all a very good experience, not 5-star, but defintely recommendable. Treat her nice, she's one of the few that offers a friendly attitude. Her rates range from $-$.8.

Face -- 9
Body -- 8
Personality -- 8.5-9
Service -- 8.5

ranger979
02-02-06, 16:19
So where is Frogtown anyway? Just asking so I can avoid it since I don't know much beyond downtown.Frog town is off of University Ave around the Capitol area.

Boomer 420
02-07-06, 14:03
Spent about an hour yesterday afternoon browsing with no real thought of actually finding something given the time (2:30-4pm). Saw one or two large girls that may or may not have been working but they weren't what I was looking for anyway. Finally found a redhead with a white coat and sunglasses (also wears a pink coat) around 31st and Conklin. Signaled for her and picked her up. She was newvous and so was I which didn't mix I guess. I couldn't understand her that well as she was either under the influence or impaired from long time abuse of something. Anyway, she was too nervous and I let her out.

As I was sliding back into traffic I noticed another one on 31st and 3rd. Long brown hair. Lokked younger when I drove by but after the pickup I noticed she was older and had no upper teeth. Was carrying a brown bag bottle as well. THinking with the little guy, we proceeded to a spot and did the BBBJWCIMS for 2 jacks. Some story about her fuel pump going out at the Taco Bell drive through in St. Louis Park, yada, yada, yada.

Dropped her off and cleared the area. Would not repeat just because of the age and teeth.

Zuess
02-10-06, 12:19
Anyone been there? Any info would be appreciated. I saw one review on TER and it was not that good. Just looking for more in put.

Thanks

mike kasten
02-11-06, 21:13
I haven't been there, but I know those who have. From what I hear, it's a high priced jack shack. Not my style.

Anything Cool
02-11-06, 23:20
I have passed a building on Central Ave NE called Central Ave Bath and Sauna many times. I always wondered about the this place, mainly because of the red curtains covering part of the front window.

So despite the run-down appearance of the buliding I checked it out today. The good things I can say are it is cheap and the provider I saw was friendly. However, the place is dirty and run down. The provider was old and not very attractive. You can get full service here for $, but I think from now on if money is tight, I will try to save and go to a better place.

Some American
02-14-06, 13:10
I had the unfortunate experience of going there a year or two ago on a visit to the twin cities. Save your money. That is unless you want to pay 50 bucks to do it yourself with a clothed, uninterested girl in the room. If you want her to get topless or nude it's more money. I think there are plenty of better options in your city.

California Kid
02-15-06, 19:17
Hey guys,
I will be coming in to town next week on business. Unfortunately I will be working in Rochester. From what I have found researching, I am not going to find anything in Rochester. Is that correct? If so it looks like I will have to drive back to the Twin cities to have any fun. Can anyone recommend an AMP or MP that offers FS? If they do not exist, are there any strip clubs in town that offer high mileage? I can always go the escort route, but seeing that I am going to have to drive I will only be able to do incall and some of the neighborhoods that these girls work in can be a bit scary. As always I appreciate any info and I will post my experiences if I have any.

Kid

mike kasten
02-17-06, 11:46
Sorry to tell you that your best bet will probably be an escort. Most (but not all) of the higher priced escorts stay in nicer hotels. Plan to spend $300. or so for an hour. FS massage parlors are almost non existant for a stranger, a couple of them offer FS, but you have to be known to them. Your last option is the street. Either Lake St (around 35W) ,or University Ave (in Saint Paul), but be very careful on the street. Lots of crackheads and lots of LE. Good luck, I wish that I could help you more.

Regards,

Mike

Veteran
02-19-06, 17:30
What is the address for the Central Ave Spa?

Hong Kong Boy
02-21-06, 00:42
Have anyone try an escort by the name of Gina Morgan?

sleep315
02-21-06, 12:58
Hey there,

You might want to try Massage Chick (http://www.massagechick.com/). I called her a while back, but she was busy. She recommended another girl who was pretty cute. I expected a fbsm, but got a bit more. Not f/s but it might have been available. Worth a try. Cute and friendly. $150-$200.

Anything Cool
02-24-06, 22:48
What is the address for the Central Ave Spa?The address is 1822 Central Ave NE. I hope you a better time than I had.

mike kasten
02-27-06, 14:02
Been there years ago, and it was a dump then. I have heard that it is even dirtier now. Masseuse is about 50 years old. If you enjoy the experience, I'd be surprised.

Caddyman
03-02-06, 23:22
For the first time in a long time I tried Nicollet last week. Very early/late, about 3:30 in the morning. Lived at 19th and Nicollet in the late eighties/early nineties when the area crawled with fresh crack ******. Anyway, that's another story, but at 24th and Nicollet picked up a decent bsw who provided a very good bbbj for $20 and the CD in the stereo. The street is cleaned up a little, more lights and such, but there were still a couple sw out and about.

Midwest Roam
03-08-06, 20:59
I checked out Lowry early this evening. Saw an older skanky WSW around 6th who did nothing for me, but she did get picked up by someone as I drove by.

There was a BSW lurking around too, but she was standing on the side street every time I came by heading west. She would be out on Lowry when I was going east, but she was across the street and I really couldn't see much. My last pass I decided not to pick her up, then a half a block later a LE squad pulled up next to me at Lyndale, so I was glad I didn't stop for her. He would have been going by right when I would have stopped.

I also saw another short, slightly heavy looking BSW around Fremont and the other one way. She was heading up the side street so I didn't get a good look.

Further west, almost to Penn I found another skanky BSW, again heading up the side street. They must do this to avoid LE, but it sure makes it hard to scope out what they look like.

Saw a possible WSW on Penn down near Broadway, but she was way heavy, not my cup of meat.

The last I saw was a short, extrememly skinny BSW wearing a brown leather coat and boots. Her hair was pulled up on her head and it looked like it was dyed blonde. I kept seeing her when I was heading south on Penn, would turn around and couldn't find her (She was on the east side of the street) My last pass through after 6 I saw her again, then got a little paranoid on how skinny she was. Does anyone know who I mean? She is either just very skinny or has some god awful disease.

The last thing of interest was as I headed south on Penn, at least a dozen squad cars were heading north. This was between Broadway and Lowry. They would flash their lights to go through red lights, so it looks like something major was afoot. I didn't want to be any part of it so I called it a night and hit the road.

Cheesesay
03-16-06, 21:25
Being from the southern part of the west coast, I am not familiar with the northern part of the country that well. I have a some of questions. Hope someone can shed some light on them. I know they are called the Twin CIties though.

So, is Minneapolis and St. Paul two different cities with two different police departments, city councils etc? Are they two separate incorporated cities next to each other?

Is the picture posting of the SW and Johns limited to St. Paul or does it include Minneapolis as well?

Who and/or when did they came up with the idea of posting the pics up on the website? How long have they been doing it?

Thanks

SS Goldma
03-17-06, 11:43
Hello Gents!

Wanted to update on a provider in your area I visited with, I was looking for a massage and had some good info on Audra. She advertises in TC uncovered and Citipages/Backpages. First off she has a very nice body! she is young and is very nice to talk to def not a wasted chick. Her massage itself is very good she does deep tissue or lighter if that is your thing. The ending is excelent not rushed with lots of teasing and build up. I don't believe that there is any extras available but I didn't try either. As always YMMV!

ranger979
03-17-06, 14:22
Being from the southern part of the west coast, I am not familiar with the northern part of the country that well. I have a some of questions. Hope someone can shed some light on them. I know they are called the Twin CIties though.

So, is Minneapolis and St. Paul two different cities with two different police departments, city councils etc? Are they two separate incorporated cities next to each other?

Is the picture posting of the SW and Johns limited to St. Paul or does it include Minneapolis as well?

Who and/or when did they came up with the idea of posting the pics up on the website? How long have they been doing it?

ThanksSt. Paul and Minneapolis are two separate cities. The pictures posted of SW and Johns is limited to St. Paul.

They've been doing it for several years now. I have no idea who came up with the idea.

Anything Cool
03-17-06, 19:26
So, is Minneapolis and St. Paul two different cities with two different police departments, city councils etc? Are they two separate incorporated cities next to each other?

Is the picture posting of the SW and Johns limited to St. Paul or does it include Minneapolis as well?

Who and/or when did they came up with the idea of posting the pics up on the website? How long have they been doing it?

ThanksMinneapolis and St. Paul are two separate cities.

The posting of SWs and Johns used to be just limited to people arrested in St. Paul, but now Minneapolis also posts pictures on their police department web site.

The cops and some neighborhood associations came up with the idea of putting the pictures on the web site, hoping it would be a deterrant.

St. Paul has been doing for quite a long time over 5 years. Minneapolis has only been posting pictures for a year.

Arlogu
03-22-06, 00:10
Just a quick report: Britney still does a fabulous job at FBSM, but pricy at 1.9. I'm told that Rachel is similar. Enjoy. Arlo

ranger979
03-23-06, 20:26
Today was my lucky day. I haven't had much luck lately so I decided to call a girl from tcuncovered. When I got to the motel in Brooklyn Center the girl I had made arrangements wasn't there yet, but when I pulled into the parking lot there was an attractive woman standing out by the road giving me the eye. It seemed like a very unlikely place to find a SW but she definitely had that look.

When I stopped into the parking lot she came over to the car and thanked me for stopping. I told her that I was actually stopping because I was meeting someone and asked her if she needed something. She said that she need a ride to Lyndale and 30 something. This seemed more promising than what I had lined up so I canceled my appointment and agreed to give her a ride.

We headed to where I thought was her place and went down Lowry. There were several nice SW out there, btw (I've never had any luck on Lowry - wouldn't you know the SW would be out when you aren't looking). We stopped at a liquor store to pick up something to drink and she wanted to head back to Brooklyn Center. It turns out that she just wanted to borrow a coat from someone and we had already driven by where we were headed but since there weren't any cars there she didn't have me stop.

When we got back to Brooklyn Center we stopped at the Motel 6, which is where she was staying. However, there were several other people there also so she didn't want to stay. Instead she had her friend Keisha come along and we went to another near by motel. The three of us spent several hours and had a great time together.

Arlogu
04-10-06, 22:45
Or have all the providers in the Twin Cities moved. We have had a long dry spell on postings, gentlemen. I've been away for a few weeks, but still like to check in on what's going on, and I'm wondering if I should change territories...

Come on, guys!! At least updates on who's still available....

Arlo

Veteran
04-11-06, 11:25
Has anyone tried any of he flwg - Perfect Touch, Royal FLAM, or Ultimate Healing Oriental Massage. I tried the latter. Massage was great but no extras. However, I rcvd vibes that it was far from legit.

Anything Cool
04-11-06, 19:19
Has anyone tried any of he flwg - Perfect Touch, Royal FLAM, or Ultimate Healing Oriental Massage. I tried the latter. Massage was great but no extras. However, I rcvd vibes that it was far from legit.I have tried Royal FLAM and Ultimate Healing Oriental Massage. I thought Ultimate Healing might offer extras to a regular, but after going for a few times and not being offered anything, I just asked and was told "We don't do that here."

I like Royal FLAM if I want just a massage, but I don't think you will be offered extras at any of these places.

mike kasten
04-13-06, 15:06
Guys,

Perfect Touch is FS but expensive.

John in Tampa
04-23-06, 09:58
Visited Mali - a repeat visit as I have been there before.

very spirited massage (with lotion) that ended quite happily.

[http://www.eros-minn.com/files/mn-mali1.htm]

Red Draggin
05-04-06, 22:35
So whatever happened to Wolf?

ranger979
05-05-06, 14:22
So whatever happened to Wolf?My guess is he got feed up with the lack of participation on the board.

Wolfgang
05-09-06, 01:47
This is funny. I haven't logged on in month. No excuses on my part, but I have been so busy between work and more work that I haven't even had time to jerk the little general, so I haven't had anything to write. I don't know if this will change soon as my schedule is still full, full, full.

So I am getting ready to hit the sack and I thought to myself, I wonder what has been happening on the streets of our fair cities, and there it was. A question asking what happened to me. What are the odds?

As for the reply to the questions I must say that I agree with Ranger. I am disappointed in the responses on this board. I think it might have something to do with this being a state of minnesotans who are always kind of shy, honest, retiring and generally not boastful.

Fuck that!

Boast some. If you get your wick dipped or even see what might be either a pro, and am, or even a hot chick walking home, then let the rest of us horn dogs know.

That is just my 2 cents. I'll be back when I have something to report.

Best wishes,

Wolf.

Boomer 420
05-15-06, 08:19
I know this isn't the best time of day to be out mongering but was in the area (Lake). Only saw one I could identify but she looked like a hard one. Face was kind of tough. Saw her getting food from another guy, didn't know if he was "connected" to her or not. Can't seem to get there during the busy hours and LEO always has mee spooked in that area. Are there really any girls out there that are worth the time and effort? Even on the odd times that I have been able to cruise the Lake St area at night there has not been anything that I would call quality. Any info would be appreciated as always!

Jp 123
05-23-06, 00:10
I have also had great luck in this town using Quest and Lavalife phone systems.

Cheers,

WolfAre these two freebies or do you end up paying?

Bend It
05-25-06, 11:01
I'll put this report here, since the Craigs List specific threads are barren.

I visited your fair city and called up Stephanie from her ad on CL. Picked her up, brought her back to my hotel, had a drink, spent a couple of hours with her, had a great time. She's youngish (mid-twenties) and kinky as hell.

She told me she's new to professional fucking (2 months) and that she does a lot of car dates. YMMV, but she was a GFE with me. Two thumbs up.

Said she's leaving town soon.

Wolfgang
06-03-06, 01:20
Hi all,


I am still very busy and have not had much time to do any mongering except this one luke warm piece of eye candy I snagged on a biz trip to Portland. She looked great and had one of those cute little spinner bodies and she was all of 18 [I checked ID cause she looked young]. She looked great but was cold and nit really into it so I tagged her ass like a maniac and then dumped her about 5 miles from the main stroll.

Anyway to answer JP's questions about lavalife and quest ... I have used the free trails [which are great if you travel alot cause every city is a new free trail to check them out and then purchased if I needed to. You need to be agressive, but not obvious and you should get what you are looking for. Don't be a pussy. Go get some.

Publish your exploits if you dare wimpy midwestern dudes.

Wolf

Bend It
06-06-06, 10:55
She looked great but was cold and nit really into it so I tagged her ass like a maniac and then dumped her about 5 miles from the main stroll.

Wolf

I've been known to practice that approach to save a bad situation, too, Wolf. If they're cold, plow them so hard they won't forget you. Push their head and shoulders down, hard, on the bed and pound that ass. And its always best when you pump your load on her face.

My favorite is when a cold b***h has a submissive streak and she starts to respond to the hard pounding - priceless.

Bend It

Anything Cool
06-08-06, 22:33
I was in the area of Selby and Dunlap in St. Paul this afternoon and saw a BSW. I wasn't hunting and she was just average looking, so I passed her by. I am posting about it, because I haven't seen any SWs in that part of the city in 30 years.
Maybe she got lost on her way to University Ave.

John in Tampa
06-10-06, 14:27
I have seen a few comments about the Central Ave Spa. Most of them suggest the place isn't worth a stop. It seems convenient, however, so.

Has anyone been there recently? If so, please let us know. Feel free to send me a private message if you prefer. If I take one for the team, I'll let you all know about it.

Weirdo
06-24-06, 00:43
It seems that the Lake Street action (east of highway 35w) has moved slightly south. I was cruising one block either side of 4th Avenue and from 32nd street to 35th Street tonight. There were 4-5 BSW. The quality of them was higher than I have seen in years. I was even thinking that they could be decoys. However, it started to rain and they disappeared.

Good luck

ranger979
06-29-06, 18:35
I was out the other afternoon and found Nina on Clinton between Lake and 32nd St. She is a tall, skinny, good looking WSW with reddish brown hair, late 20s to early 30s. She wanted $80 but I told her I wouldn't go that high unless she had someplace inside to go where we could spend sometime together. She said she did but won't take guys there the first time.

We finally agreed on $60. I normally wont go this high but I have been having zero luck the last several months so I decided to go for it. I ended up getting a mediocre, cbj.

Beemr
06-30-06, 22:26
Cruised Lake st. for the first time in month this morning, got there about 6:45 ans was surprised to see no less than 7 SW. Looked promising, but at 4 when i had a chace to get back LE was everywhere and the 2 SW i saw looked all used up.

Boomer 420
07-05-06, 08:38
Came back into town and decided I would go for a stroll down Lake. Was actually cruising between 31st and 34th, between Clinton and 7th. Saw several possibilities but no hard confirmations as people just may have been out for the holiday. After about a half an hour I flagged a BSW. After she got to the vehicle I noticed she was older with the saggy baggys held up by the bra. Did the usual checks and went off to find a spot. Of course, 6pm and bright as hell so we just whipped into an alley. All this time she is telling me that she has to piss. Well, sure enough, she jumps out and takes a squat right there in the alley! We finally get the bbj done (with cover; bummer) and I passed her the $20. Dropped her off at a mini-mart and cleared the area.

Saw on the news last night that a man was shot and killed in the same area shortly after I left! Be safe in this area. It was broad daylight and this happened!

Midwest Roam
07-06-06, 18:45
Got back in town, went to check out the Lowry stroll. No one mentioned it was all torn up. Went down the street parallel to it on the north, the one that's all gravel. This was around lunch time. Found a slim BSW named "T".

She said she had a place, we went to a dark green house but she couldn't get in. Supposedly no one was there but she knocked at the window. We went back to my car for a BBBJCIM for two Jacksons. More than I was going to spend but thought we were going to do more in her place. Hard to get the money back once it was offered so I didn't bother to try. Anyway she was pretty good and I enjoyed myself, so I'm not concerned. Have spent more for less.

Lawn Gnome
07-24-06, 05:36
The block with the most action is Clinton Avenue between Lake Street and 31st - it's insane at times.

ranger979
07-28-06, 18:48
The block with the most action is Clinton Avenue between Lake Street and 31st - it's insane at times.What time of day do you normally have the best luck. I've had some luck there but it's been very hit and miss.

John in Tampa
07-30-06, 14:14
I was there today just after noon. There were two potentials. One was a young-ish WSW, but the heat was so extreme her makeup was melting and running down her face. It was a little pathetic.

I didn't hang around, but the scene certainly did not seem ideal for hobbyists.

Surely there has to be a better location.

ranger979
07-30-06, 21:04
I was there today just after noon. There were two potentials. One was a young-ish WSW, but the heat was so extreme her makeup was melting and running down her face. It was a little pathetic.

I didn't hang around, but the scene certainly did not seem ideal for hobbyists.

Surely there has to be a better location.Sadly, this is one of the better spots.

Lawn Gnome
08-01-06, 02:14
What time of day do you normally have the best luck. I've had some luck there but it's been very hit and miss.It was active a few weeks ago, especially in the daytime, but it seems to have tapered off lately. That is, except for the monger traffic, which is quite heavy. After dark, there appears to be steady action a couple of blocks away on E 32nd Street, on either side of Fourth Avenue.

PsyberZombie
08-01-06, 08:55
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ranger979
08-09-06, 18:03
I was out around Lake this afternoon and saw about five or six girls but never managed to be in the right place at the right time. LE was also very heavy.

Arlogu
09-11-06, 00:08
Is anybody out there?

Just smile if you can hear me...Is there anyone at all? (The Wall, Pink Floyd)

Is no one seeking any action in the Cities anymore. There used to be a nice flow of information. Now nothing for over a month? Come on guys. How are occasional visitors going to know where to find what they're looking for?

Arlo

Craven Morehead
09-16-06, 10:17
I was up in your neighborhood recently looking for some twin titties so I read the reviews & cruised Clinton a few times. There was definitely some potential action there, including some young girls who looked way too good to be true. Bad part was I was cruising too much & got pulled over by one of your finest wanting to know why I was there. As always I was calm & polite & explained I was just driving around because I couldn't sleep. He told me how bad the neighborhood was & if I went there again I'd either get shot or spend a night in jail. Just before this I'd picked up a gal who turned out to be a rip-off artist. I've had better experiences in Milwaukee.

Craven

John in Tampa
09-23-06, 15:05
What happened to this place? Does anyone know if it is closed for good? I have been by there twice recently and each time the doors were locked and no one inside during "business hours". This was a nice new, clean, Asian Massage Parlor (AMP) with a bed shower and great massage service.

Does anyone know of any other AMPs in the Twin Cities?

Fnhymer
09-25-06, 00:29
What happened to this place? Does anyone know if it is closed for good? I have been by there twice recently and each time the doors were locked and no one inside during "business hours". This was a nice new, clean, Asian Massage Parlor (AMP) with a bed shower and great massage service.

Does anyone know of any other AMPs in the Twin Cities?I have been there a few times myself since they locked the doors. It's too bad. They treated me like a king. I have used 1st class asian massage 612-220-2356. You get a decent rub n tug for $.30 They don't really compare to Aroma but thats all I know of. If you find something good I would love to hear about it.

Anything Cool
09-26-06, 18:36
Aroma was busted by the Coon Rapids police in August, so I don't think they are re-opening.

Member #5805
10-04-06, 18:20
I'll be in town the weekend of the 14th and would like to get any information regarding the scene in town.

Anything Cool
10-04-06, 19:01
I don't know anyting about the SWs in town, so I can't help you with that market.
My best advice is to get ahold of the local free paper City Pages, there are some good ads in the back. Also check out www.tcuncovered.com or the Minnesota section of www.eros.com.

The TCs are not a big hobby town. I have cut down for financial reasons and also quality of the supply reasons.

Cities Boy
10-20-06, 17:21
I just recently found out that this place is semi-current with what is going on around the Twin Cities area. I have been involved in all aspects of the the hobby for many years - street walkers, strip clubs, massage parlors, "health" clubs, escorts, you name it. This seems like a great place from what I have read in recent postings. Of course, reading the real, real old stuff will always bring back great old memories for me from when I first got started this great hobby of ours. I hope that I can help make this place as good as it once was.

Cities Boy
10-23-06, 12:05
After finding this place (usasexguide) I decided to go out looking for some action on Friday night. Only saw a few SW's - ended up picking one up that was more trouble than she was worth. I couldn't touch her, no CIM, etc.

Had to pay her 40 for a lame BBBJ. Maybe next time I will have better luck.

Cities Boy
10-25-06, 11:21
Doesn't anyone post here anymore? I know that I just started posting a few days ago, but it looks like no one has been posting recently. Oh well, maybe some of you lurkers will be inspired by me to post! Come on guys!

ranger979
10-26-06, 21:00
Oh well, maybe some of you lurkers will be inspired by me to post! Come on guys!

Good luck. Myself and a few other have been trying to get people to post for quite sometime now with no luck. I don't know what it is about this area that they refuse to post on this board.

TER and Big Doggie seems to get people posting but the girls there have priced themselves out of my price range.

Cities Boy
10-27-06, 12:09
Thanks for posting. I read a bunch of your old reports on here, lost of good info! Nice to make your acquaintance. I also post on TER and I agree that some girls are way too high priced. I like all aspects of the hobby (hobbies) Strip clubs, street action, escorts, etc. Just depends on what I want at the tim I guess LOL What do you know about the Delux Spa on Chicago? Is that place still in business? I really want to take a trip "back in time" if you know what I mean. Too bad everything got shutdown years ago. I miss those days.

John in Tampa
10-28-06, 10:53
Spa's in the Twin Cities seem to get closed down pretty quickly by good ol' Uncle Leo. The best around here in a very long time was Aroma World, which recently got closed down by Leo in Coon Rapids, according to an earlier posting. Aroma World even had a table shower - you gotta like that.

There is one MP apparently on Central Avenue north of 35 E. The reports on this board about it indicate massages by older ladies.

If anyone knows of any MPs worth a visit, please share the knowledge.

Thanks

Arlogu
10-28-06, 22:33
Spa's in the Twin Cities seem to get closed down pretty quickly by good ol' Uncle Leo. The best around here in a very long time was Aroma World, which recently got closed down by Leo in Coon Rapids, according to an earlier posting. Aroma World even had a table shower - you gotta like that.

There is one MP apparently on Central Avenue north of 35 E. The reports on this board about it indicate massages by older ladies.

If anyone knows of any MPs worth a visit, please share the knowledge.

Thanks

Hey John,

It's nice to see some reporting... finally. I would consider The Massage Room on west Washington. Ask for Brittany. I haven't been there for 6 months, but hopefully she's still there and doing her wonderful massages. See my prior posts. Expensive, but, imho, worthwhile.

Arlo

Cities Boy
10-30-06, 18:51
Finally an end to the light! Time for those girls to get out on the street earlier! I always look forward to setting the clocks back. Any new SW action going on guys? I'm planning on checking some different areas out if I can this week. So besides 35W/Lake, where are the other hot spots?

John in Tampa
11-02-06, 02:17
Hey John,

It's nice to see some reporting... finally. I would consider The Massage Room on west Washington. Ask for Brittany. I haven't been there for 6 months, but hopefully she's still there and doing her wonderful massages. See my prior posts. Expensive, but, imho, worthwhile.

ArloHey Arlo,

Good to hear from you. Checking out The Massage Room sounds like a good idea to me.

John

Cities Boy
11-06-06, 12:25
I was there in the early evening and I saw absloutely nothing for the longest time! And not much LE either. Then just as I was about to leave, I saw a nice, young BSW. I turned around and picked her up. She was young (about 19-20) and very well spoken. She had me scared at first because she didn't want to get into my car (we both thought the other was LE - LOL)

Definitely not a crackhead freak - well spoken, nice personality, nice body, awesome CBJ for 40 and she even gave me some info about when the stings take place and how they have been doing it lately. I got her phone number and will definitely be calling her to avoid any LE hassles in the future!

Lawn Gnome
11-10-06, 04:45
she even gave me some info about when the stings take place and how they have been doing it lately. I got her phone number and will definitely be calling her to avoid any LE hassles in the future!Was it Ms. Trigger? I can provide those digits.

Would you mind sharing the information about where you met her (intersection), and what the LE's strategy is? Thank you.

Cities Boy
11-16-06, 13:15
Was it Ms. Trigger? I can provide those digits.

Would you mind sharing the information about where you met her (intersection), and what the LE's strategy is? Thank you.I don't think that was her.
Man this place sucks. Doesn't anyone come here anymore?

I would really like to find a nice, young, WSW but they seem awfully hard to come by from what I have seen on the streets.

Louie NJ
11-20-06, 09:17
Hi everyone,

I read this thread as far back as 2004 reports. I was wondering if you guys would not mind sharing more recent MP information. The reason I'm sking is because I'm new to the area and I want to enjoy a nice massage by an asian beauty. And if extras can be offered that would make it even more enjoyable... (^_^)

It would be great to hear from everyone since this seems to be a forum for information, and hopefully this request will keep this forum going through the holidays.

Hope all is well.

Npaul
11-27-06, 19:16
Skip trolling on Lake Street. Try the internet highway.

I found a good FS in Citypages for $100. She had an ad headlined "Before Noon Special" under the classifieds for adult services, and gave me one of the best BBBJ and screwing I have had in a long while. 25 year old girl from South High School. Just had a baby 3 months ago, so her ass and belly was alittle flabby, and her house smelled like marijuana was a constant incense. But great sex! Dope probably helps the chicks relax.

Forget viagra. If you get a good BBBJ you have no problem getting it up!

Cities Boy
11-28-06, 11:22
Skip trolling on Lake Street. Try the internet highway.

I found a good FS in Citypages for $100. She had an ad headlined "Before Noon Special" under the classifieds for adult services, and gave me one of the best BBBJ and screwing I have had in a long while. 25 year old girl from South High School. Just had a baby 3 months ago, so her ass and belly was alittle flabby, and her house smelled like marijuana was a constant incense. But great sex! Dope probably helps the chicks relax.

Forget viagra. If you get a good BBBJ you have no problem getting it up!Going that route is way too easy! The street action is much more exciting and much more fun! And a better deal too. Found a nice looking WSW (yes I said WSW...) last Wednesday that gave me the best BBBJ I have had from a SW in a long time. Her technique was sooo good! Best $40 I have spent in a while.

Happy hunting

Anything Cool
12-06-06, 20:59
I saw this ad in last weeks issue of the City Pages:

Asian Sauna, Japanese Bath & Massage. "Come Experience the Oriental Touch." 9am-Midnight 612-432-3331

Today I paid a visit and I am happy to report that the Twin Cities finally has an AMP. However, the place is not the AMP of my dreams, but it is adequate.

It is hard to find and I drove around a little while, but I finally found it. Entering the place reminded me of the old days as I stood in the foyer and rang the buzzer. An older lady led me back to a room with lockers to change my clothes. As I was getting undressed a younger Korean woman came in (she said her name was Tipany) and then led me to the sauna. After sitting in the sauna, the woman came and led me to another room for a table shower. It was a complete shower and I felt very clean when she was finished.

Then she led me to a massage room and had me lie down on a massage table. There was a brief period of negotiations and we took care of the donation. She went out to get a cover then came back and the fun began. I got the feeling that she was trying to rush things, so I asked her to slow down and much to my surprise she did. It was a nice session with Mish to completion. Then we talked a little and I changed my clothes and left. All in all a pretty good experience.

PROS:

Pretty woman.
Minimum of fuss and effort; no need to make an appointment just go there.

CONS:

A little more than I wanted to spend ($$).

I do plan to go back again and I think it will be better the second time around. I always enjoy myself more the second time I go somewhere.

Father Mike
12-09-06, 00:36
New guy to town and need to know where to look for decent company. I've looked at CL but don't know who's who and don't want to get burned. Any suggestions as to the right direction to look would be most appreciated.

Keep it Safe,

Father Mike

Louie NJ
12-09-06, 22:14
I saw this ad in last weeks issue of the City Pages:

Asian Sauna, Japanese Bath & Massage. "Come Experience the Oriental Touch." 9am-Midnight 612-432-3331

Today I paid a visit and I am happy to report that the Twin Cities finally has an AMP. However, the place is not the AMP of my dreams, but it is adequate.

It is hard to find and I drove around a little while, but I finally found it. Entering the place reminded me of the old days as I stood in the foyer and rang the buzzer. An older lady led me back to a room with lockers to change my clothes. As I was getting undressed a younger Korean woman came in (she said her name was Tipany) and then led me to the sauna. After sitting in the sauna, the woman came and led me to another room for a table shower. It was a complete shower and I felt very clean when she was finished.

Then she led me to a massage room and had me lie down on a massage table. There was a brief period of negotiations and we took care of the donation. She went out to get a cover then came back and the fun began. I got the feeling that she was trying to rush things, so I asked her to slow down and much to my surprise she did. It was a nice session with Mish to completion. Then we talked a little and I changed my clothes and left. All in all a pretty good experience.

PROS:

Pretty woman.
Minimum of fuss and effort; no need to make an appointment just go there.

CONS:

A little more than I wanted to spend ($$).

I do plan to go back again and I think it will be better the second time around. I always enjoy myself more the second time I go somewhere.Hey Anything,

Great report!

Can we know how much did it cost? How much time did she massage? And how much time did you get to be intimate? By the way, what does "Mish" mean? Did you fuck? Did you get a Hand job or blow job?

Any additional information you could provide would be helpful.

Thanks,

Lou

Anything Cool
12-11-06, 21:24
Louie,

I am not trying to be a jerk, but all the information you are looking for is in my report.

Click on the abbreviations tab and it should all become clearer.

Louie NJ
12-13-06, 02:14
Louie,

I am not trying to be a jerk, but all the information you are looking for is in my report.

Click on the abbreviations tab and it should all become clearer.

Anything,

You are 100% correct. Looking up the abbreviations, did make it clearer. Thanks for the report once again. I will try it soon to, now that I know what to expect and the cost.

What made it hard to find? I don't want to miss it, when I try to go.

Any information you could provide would be helpful.

Thanks,

Lou

Anything Cool
12-14-06, 19:19
It was hard to find, because it is in a very industrial area of NE Mpls. However, when I went there it was dark, it would be probably be easier to find in the daylight.

Doggqe Doggy
01-02-07, 17:19
My reviews:

Candy Delight - Very cute, very petite, very nice gurl, good attitude. What more can you ask for :p, even have special 150...She's very busy nowadays though...

Angel blond 23 years old - Just do a search on "the erotic review" site. Cute girl, good attitude, lower body (legs) was a little big, but prettier than Candy. Good teasing.

Gal I tried 2 years ago.

Carmen Sunshine --- She's the best, so freaking sexy, curved all in the right place, nice ass and boobs. But she either moved/ no longer available... :(

Yeah in 3 years I had only tried 3 girls, I want to tried more but it is so hard to find any good one, I like petite, cute white girl heeee.

John in Tampa
01-03-07, 10:38
Asian Sauna, Japanese Bath & Massage. "Come Experience the Oriental Touch." 9am-Midnight 612-432-3331The following is just a fantasy, offered for your entertainment value. In my dream, a visit to this new AMP left me with a smile.

It is a pretty good AMP, with a bed shower, and relatively new/clean surroundings. There are about half a dozen private massage rooms, a small portable sauna, and 1 bed shower room. If you call during the day, you will get good driving instructions that will help you navigate your way to the location. Basically, it is north of the Mississippi, and just east of the 35W and E. Hennepin intersection.

Expect .6 (1/2 hour), or .8 (hour) at the door - and somewhere in the neighborhood of $ for a tip [YMMV]. There are several attractive young ladies in attendance, one of whom will surely bathe you and massage your stiff muscles. Each of the attendants is a licenced massage therapist, and the location is buried in a quiet, industrial, non-residential, part of town - all of which hopefuly will allow them to stay open a little longer than other AMPs that have sprung up in recent years.

Enjoy it while it lasts!

Cities Boy
01-09-07, 17:42
So what is the word on the streets lately? I saw a very nice WSW over in the East Lake area just after New Years, but haven't been back since.

I really prefer the nice, younger WSW's but sometimes finding them is like finding a needle in a haystack. Anyone else have any luck lately with finding a younger WSW? Besides the East Lake area, where are the other "hot spots"?

Kev 3X
01-13-07, 23:21
I was at the Thunderbird in the Bar Thursday night and a cute / smoking hot young lady came in with a older man. At first I thought they were business associates, but with the hug at the door and the man saying thank you for a wonderfull evening, I'm nearly positive she was an escort.
The bottom line is, I'd love to know who she was and spend some quality time with her next time I'm up in the cities. Damn I shoul dhave run out to the parking lot after her. PM me if you were her or know who she may have been.

Kev

Wolfgang
01-18-07, 19:03
I have been off the board for a while and things have dried up and I am talking about the board and not the action.

I had an hour in the TC yesterday at 8PM and so I cruised East Lake. I spotted nothing so I got off lake and cruised parallel on 31st and spotted "Jenny". WSW, about 5'6", 135lbs, light brown hair in leggings and a sweat top. I didn't have a ton of time so I asked for a BBBJNQNS for $20 with a tip if I liked it.

She followed directions well and had pretty decent technique.

I ended up dripping her off at a liquor store on Lake.

Note: She asked to use my cell phone to call her "friends" [read: pimp and/or dealer]. Never, ever do this. If the "friend" gets nabbed do you really want to cops calling you regarding why you called the newly busted dealer or pimp?

Play safe and then post you pussies.

Lurkers suck.

wolf

Cities Boy
01-19-07, 17:53
Believe it or not I hooked up with a women in the "casual encounters"
section and it was all for free! No money exchanged - just mutual pleasure! I'd say she was about a 6 or a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, but she was open for everything! I licked her then she sucked me, and from there we did doggy and she let me finish by fucking her ass! I guess the point of this post is that sometimes you just never know what will happen. Next time you see a posting that interests you - take a chance and respond to it!

Father Mike
01-19-07, 20:41
New to town....

Anyone have recommendations on the CL girls. From the looks of things on their site, there are some rip offs.

Thanks,

Father Mike

Wolfgang
01-21-07, 15:59
Info is spotty in this town. I think it is because most minnesotans are mostly illiterate. Either that or they are worried that if they cross the line from lurking to actually writing, this will reveal all their "sins" to their Lutheran Pastors and lead to everlasting damnation or some other nonsense. Frankly, the fact that these posts are getting viewed and people are not posting also might lead one to conclude that most of these lurker punks are just wannabe men who at home sitting naked before their computers with a box of donuts on their left and a bottle of baby oil greasing up the right. But I rant. Snort.

You can check T E R [google it] and even if you are not a member you can see the basic facts.

Myself if I was going to be in town only a few days then I would go for sexy red or angel/misty. They are all straight shooter or at least they were when I saw them. Another good choice would be candy.

Good luck

Arlogu
01-21-07, 19:51
Believe it or not I hooked up with a women in the "casual encounters"
section and it was all for free! No money exchanged - just mutual pleasure! I'd say she was about a 6 or a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, but she was open for everything! I licked her then she sucked me, and from there we did doggy and she let me finish by fucking her ass! I guess the point of this post is that sometimes you just never know what will happen. Next time you see a posting that interests you - take a chance and respond to it!

Hey Cities Boy,

I had a similar experience a couple of years ago on CL. However, you are trying to stick your needle in a haystack, so to speak....

Arlo

Cities Boy
01-22-07, 18:20
But my point is that you never know unless you try.

So guys get out there and try! Then come back here and tell us about it!

Enough lurking!

ThatAsianDude
01-22-07, 18:47
Asian Sauna, Japanese Bath & Massage. "Come Experience the Oriental Touch." 9am-Midnight 612-432-3331Anyone know if this place is still around or have you been there recently? If you got any good recent info on it, shoot it my way.

Thanks

John in Tampa
01-23-07, 01:29
I have to say that as long as it lasts, the new AMP is a good choice. You needed worry that all you will get is a rub and tug, the works are always available.

My masseuse was Sophie (or something that sounded like that to my western ears.) Not bad looking, mix of deep tissue and feather touch massage, and well. I left with a huge smile on my face.

Uncle Leo is certain to take away all of our fun - so hurry while you can.

Wolfgang
01-23-07, 12:12
Cities Boy,

Yes! A newbie who posts. thank gahd.

I have had great experiences using phone services. My job used to require me to travel constantly and I found it to be a great way to hook up on the cheap. Of course keep your radar on 'cause if it don't seem right, then it ain't. There were these 2 ladies who I didn't hook up with Kansas who didn't seem kosher to me so I asked a few questions and then asked them to leave. They wanted about $$$.5 and I wanted to nut in both for that. They refused to comment saying that they had to be careful because of cops. I said, out loud, "then I'll give you .5 for a blow job right now. ... Gee I guess you aren't a cop and I'm not either and now that we have that out of the way, let's talk details."

Nope - they refused. Then they said that there was a $ cancellation fee. I told them not to let the door smack their fat asses on the way out. They called someone [oh ho - I thought a service] and then said, "nope you have to pay." I grabbed the phone and said I wasn't paying and they threatened me.

As it was obvious from the background that they had several phones going, I simple faced the girls standing in my room and said loudly in my NYC accent, "you fuckin' mook. Who do you think you are dealing with? I make one call and you will find out about how we handle things in NYC. I'll have my boys crawlin' up your ass. These girls are standing her and you put them in danger like that? What kind of a mook are you? There could be 5 other guys in the other room, you fuckin' idiot. Fuck you. And if one of your boys comes to my door, I'll grease his ass and then I'm comin' to find you" I hung up.

I was watching the girls when I said all this and they went white when I mentioned the 5 guys in the back room because they never checked. I threw the phone onto the chair by the door and told them, "get out or get your clothes off. And consider who you work for and why they don't give a shit about you. I could have been the type of guy who would take offence to what they said. Fuckin' mooks."

They left. Now, I am not connected to the mob although I do know a few made men, and I wouldn't have hurt those girls, but they needed to know that the game they were playing was a dangerous one, perhaps fatally.

However, I was serious about putting a bullet in any enforcer who came to my door.

That was the only bad experience that I had on a phone line. There was another time when I spent about $ plus room service and drinks for an entire evening with a very cute black stripper who rotated my tires so many times, I thought my cam shaft would need to be replaced. She just wanted some company with a nice guy so [after getting to know her biblically] I got her dinner, went out dancing and drinking and she stayed over until after breakfast and a nice slow morning shag. It was like spending a night at a good hotel with a new girlfriend, but on the company dime.

The moral of this story. Use the phones, use the ads, check the streets, check the bars, fuck the babysitter, or shag your aunt. But then post, you lurking pussies.

Wolf

PS - I'll post again about my latest finds in the TC. I gotta go spank the bishop.

Cities Boy
01-23-07, 15:39
Much respect Wolfgang. I have read all of your past posts on here and wish there were a few more loyal guys like you on here.

I hooked up with this girl last night off of the phone lines. She was okay looking (I'd say maybe a 5 on a scale of 1 - 10) white, brown hair/eyes, about 5'5", 125# and did have a young tight body (she was 23 - no kids). The FS session with her was only 60 (I know how to work a deal) She gave great head and her pussy was tight but I just had trouble getting into "the mood" - know what I mean? I just kept thinking that I could have gotten better instead of actually enjoying my session with her. I felt like I was going through the motions. I need to learn to say no sometimes I guess. Sometimes the little head can overpower the big one - this was a classic example of that.

ThatAsianDude
01-26-07, 18:08
Just visited this place this morning. It was my first visit to an AMP ever and I thought it was pretty good. The place is kept up nicely and I noticed they have washing machines to wash all the robes and towels with, so at least you know those are somewhat clean. Just like in previous reviews, went in the front door, rang the bell, and then got taken back to the locker area by an older lady who tells you to get comfortable. All your stuff goes in the locker and is locked up, and you just keep your key and wallet, then put on a robe.

While your just about done doing that, your girl will come in. I had Tina, who was kind of attractive. Not super hot, but definately not someone you'd turn away. She said she was 27 and from Korea. She was bout 5'5" and 140lbs. Light skinned with a cute face and thin lips. She asked if I wanted one hour for .8, and I agreed. She led me to the sauna where I sat for about 5 min. Then she came back to get me and bring me to the table shower, where she gave me a good scrubbing with soap and hot water. It was actually pretty nice. Then she dried me off and led me to the massage room.

There are several massage rooms. They are clean and dimly lit. She gave me a nice, hard, deep tissue massage. Just what I needed. When I came in at first, I was a bit nervous and tight, but by the time the massage was done, I was very relaxed and calm. Then she asked if I wanted service and I said yes. I asked how much and she said $.5 . Knowing how much I was originally planning to spend, I asked her if $.2 was okay and she agreed. I ended up giving $.3 because she was taking good care of me. She then says she'll be right back and leaves the room.

She returned to the room and placed a cover next to me and then proceeded to undress. She had a nice rack and I proceeded to give it a good rubbing with one hand while I worked my other down for some FIV action. Then she placed the cover over my member, slowly pulling it down while at the same time kissing it. Then she got up on the table, lying on her back inviting me inside. We started with some MISH and went at that for a while. Then sideways for a bit and finishedwith Doggie. She seemed to enjoy herself quite a bit, moaning throughout the whole session. I pulled myself out and she took the cover off, cleaning me up with a warm wet towel. We sat for a minute to collect ourselves and I gave her rack another good squeezing. Then she helped me put my robe back on and took me back to the locker room. There, she smothered me with some LFK while she help me get dressed. She led me back to the front and sent me on my way with a couple more light kisses.

All in all it was a good time. There isn't really any more to expect out of the place. The girl was attractive, smelled nice, and treated me very well. The facility was clean. Good parking right in the front. I hope this place stays open for a while as I would love to return. If you're looking to spend around $$ on some FS, this is well worth the money IMO. You get a nice shower, massage, and release all at the same time.

Wolfgang
01-29-07, 18:23
Hi all,

So I was on the road and I had spent about 20 or so minutes on quest or some other phone service like livelinks. I had used the usual greeting of "nice guy looking for some fun companionship this evening," and chatted with a few girls who were very business oriented [the type who are friendly until you talk about details and then the rule book is recited in great detail - no thank you. I don''t need to hear "are you done yet 20 times in the first 5 minutes of a date]when I talked to a friendly sounding voice.

It turned out that she was a young black stripper. Now when she told me this I thought back to this one fat black mama I saw in a strip club in Alabama once. I was expecting the worst, but when she came over she was young, hot and had a great body. We had 2SOG with lots of GFE and then were hanging out having a few drinks afterwards when she asked me about my room.

Now I was leaving the next day, but she needed a place to stay that night. I had already payed her enough and it turned out she wasn't a drug user [cause she didn't need to go visit a "friend"] so I let her stay the night. We spent the night and had 3 more goes that were slow and sweet.

Don't overlook the phone lines, but tread carefully and control the situations you find yourself in.

It was a good night.


Wolf

Wolfgang
01-30-07, 14:57
I cruised lake and region last night and saw more than a few ladies out. Here is the breakdown. A LSW heading west from the SA, 2 WSW walking east from the bus stops at 35W and obviously checking the traffic. Gave them the eye and they responded. I then went a block south and saw 2 more WSW, one near the underpass and another a few blocks east.

I circled around again and ended up picking up the LSW for a BBBJ for a jackson [oh, Jackson, you are our savior. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the *****, I will fear no LEO, for I have RTFF and know not to open my mouth. Verily I have also read the ACLU website and found it to be good]. She said her name was Precious [riiiiiiiiiight] and she was a little chubby but very pretty. She hung out afterwards because of the seat warmers and my little hip flask and we chatted.

It turns out she is visiting friends [pimp moving her around?] in the area and will be leaving soon. I told her I travel a lot and am always surprised by the level of LEO presence in the twin cities. I wondered if she had anything to say about it. Here response was pretty instructive.

She said she has been forced to pay the LEO tax more in the TC than anywhere else. Leo tax, I asked. Blowjobs, she replied. It turns out that she gives about 3 to 4 a day to cops for free and the occasional FS as well. I usually never use this term, but I believe that these [not so] fine civil servants could be called Pigs.

Lurkers suck. If you ain't posting, you are a cojone free zone.

I wonder if part of the problem with lurkers is that they are not getting/finding these lovely ladies. Is there hodar not working? Maybe it a lack of street smarts or just plain stupidity, but I typically don't see street wise midwesterners and Minnesotans are probably among the worst. I think back to this one night in Milwaukee when I saw the worst.

I had been cruising along with this dope in a pick up riding my ass, when I spotted a nice skinny one in the distance. As I got closer I noticed that she had that crack diet look and then she smiled and I noticed what was left of the teeth. I noticed all of this because she was literally jumping up and down and waving frantically at every car that passed by.

Pick-up Driving Inbred Country Fuck did his U-turn, pulled over and then started flashing his lights and honking his horn in order to get her attention. This was right in front of a cop. I pulled over because I just HAD to watch.

The cop pulled around the block and by the time he circled around, the dope in the pick-up had a crack ***** hanging out his passenger window and the driver was frantically trying to shove her out while driving away. I was laughing so hard snot was coming out of my nose and then the cop car lit up like a christmas tree and 2 other units screamed into the area.

I sat back and watched pick-up boy get pulled out, separated from the crackwhore, who was obviously singing any song she could to stay out of jail, and interegated while another cop searched the truck. Suddenly the cop searching the truck stood up with a prize and they went over to the driver with what looked like a pipe.

He was *ucked. The cops cuffed him and her and had his pickup towed. He was bawling like a baby, the crackwhore was babbling to who knows what and the cops were standing around giving each other high fives [figuratively speaking].

I finally stopped laughing enough to leave and decided to call it a night.

Motto: don't be dumber than dirt when you monger. Follow the traffic laws and if you get pulled over, just keep saying that you gave her a lift. And then shut up until you get a lawyer.

Wolf

Cities Boy
01-31-07, 11:33
You have to be smart when you are playing the game! You need to keep your eyes open to EVERYTHING that is going on around you - don't just focus on looking for girls only. Another simple rule to live by is that if it looks too good to be true - it usually is. If you are a newbie reading this post - my best advice for you would be to educate yourself. Read the archived postings and learn what to do and not to do when playing the game. Educate yourself so you won't end up as another LE statistic!

I can't believe what that LSW that you picked up was telling you! I can't say that I'm surprised though. I've talked with many SW's that tell me that the LEO's are pretty friendly towards them and let them know when the sweeps happen so they won't get picked up. Now I know why! Because they are receiving their LEO tax from them!

And for you lurkers reading that have never posted : Start Posting!

Milf Cruiser
02-01-07, 20:08
I'm new to the area and checked the board a few times about hot spots. Cruised Lake St a couple nights ago and happened upon a decent looking WSW. (Reddish hair, real skinny, lots of skanky make-up) She got in and gave me a wicked BBJTC for a Jackson. I was freaked she was a cop at first because she didn't say much. Saw a lot of LE out there... Guess they had better things to do that night because they never gave me a second look.

All in all not a bad night. I will for sure be back soon!

Milf Cruiser
02-02-07, 13:11
Dudes,

I'm new to the TC but have read the forums regarding hot spots. Having said that, I cruised Lake St a few nights ago.

Couldn't believe the action even with the cold. Picked up a WSW. She had red hair and skanky make-up but good DSL's. She gave me a wicked BBBJTC and for a Jackson. I saw a lot of cops out there but they paid me no mind. Anyone have any dealing with these guys? I hear they are not to be messed with.

Milf Cruiser
02-02-07, 13:23
Picked up a WSW 2 nights ago that had nice DSL's. Got the BBBJTC for a Jackson then threw her out to avoid getting stopped by the LE. Speaking of cops... they were everywhere. Have not had any dealings with the cops here yet but I hear they are crazy.

Happy Cruizin'

Wolfgang
02-02-07, 19:32
Milf Cruiser,

Thanks for posting. The girl you picked up might have been Jenna who I picked up a few weeks ago. She could suck pretty nice. Hmmmm. Thinking about that makes we want to get my keys and hit the street.

As for why you see so many cops in the area, you should read my post of about a week ago.

Welcome to the board and keep posting. You are a credit to the city and the nation.

Now I have a little bit of advice for those of you who are married.

Wolf

Wolfgang
02-05-07, 12:23
When I started I was lucky to find a previous incarnation of this forum [all priaise to Jackson, Blessed be his name] and on it and other forums like this one I have seen the following advice. I did not write but I do polish it up every now and again.

Read and learn,

Wolf

Rules of Mongering

1. IS SHE? - It isn't like the movies -They wear ordinary clothes, and are just walking alone, with no bags, or maybe making a phone call at a pay phone (but if you could check, there would be no one on the line). A female walking alone, without shopping bags on a hobbyist street is almost always working.

2. If you aren't sure, come back in a few minutes. Non-pros who happen to be walking are going somewhere, which isn't up and down the same stretch of road. On hobbyist streets, the local women tend to avoid looking like they might be in business, unless they are!

3. If she is watching traffic, she's probably a SW.

4. If she makes eye contact with you, she's probably a SW.

5. If she smiles at you, she is a SW. After all, you're just some dude driving by. Remember to smile back at her, dummy!

6. If she's with a "boyfriend", who disappears when you come around again, he's pimping her. Be careful! Don't unlock the door until she's ready to get in, with him nowhere to be seen!

7. THE PICKUP - Carefully pull over at the next parking lot, or around the next corner and park. If you're sure she saw you, feel free to pull further down the block, so your hookup isn't so easily observed by LEO. She'll casually turn down your block, walk past - and then suddenly walk up to see if you're letting her in. Keep eye contact, keep smiling - Offer her a ride and invite her in.

8. Lock the other doors! You're in a crime-filled neighborhood!

9. AVOIDING LE O's STINGS - NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy... On every board I've seen, LEO always tries to make the bust without their female risking her ass by getting in your car. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!

10. This is the perfect time for LEO to pull you over for rolling through a stop sign, just to harass your ass. Drive like a preacher! It's an effective way of intimidating we hobbyists, and they'll use any opportunity if they're watching.

11. Make a turn or two before discussing $$, just in case. Watch your rear view - you can bet she will, too! I've never heard of LE getting in the car, with a follower, but better safe than sorry. A favorite "COPS" LEO trick - she doesn't get in, but directs you to meet her around the corner. Guess who's waiting there, instead of her? If she doesn't get in right away, move on!

12. AVOIDING SCAMS - If you do a car date, and you let her pick the spot (she'll try to direct you), be aware that she may be setting you up for a robbery. Don't settle for her spot - or at least, force her to come up with a second choice. Her boyfriend can't be in two places at once.

13. If you go back to a hotel, and she picked it, be aware that this could be a setup for cash&dash, or her pimp busting in & robbing you.

14. If you go back to her place - are you mad? The "boyfriend busting in mad, waving a gun" scam probably happens a lot - since the victims won't report the robbery, they get by with it, even though the victims know where the robbers are staying!

15. If you go back to your hotel, be discreet so the management doesn't get embarased and call LEO on you.)

16. If you go back to your house - are you really ok with a potentially-addicted SW knowing where you live?

17. WALLET - Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working.

18. MONEY - Do not have more in your pocket than you want to spend. She (and your little head) will talk it out of you. If she's really worth an extra few dollars, you can go get it (out of the trunk, the ATM, your other pocket, whatever). Street rates vary but are rarely over 20 for BJ, 40-50 for FS. You can tip later if you think it's worth it. Remember, it isn't worth it just because you came. She'll always want a tip, if she thinks it's coming. Many will claim they "usually charge more" - the word on this board is: they don't. But, hey, some of these girls are hard-working, quality-driven providers, even though they're SW (not many but some), and they deserve a break.

19. HUNTING HOURS: They're out at all times, in most weather. They are out walking as early as 4:30am, and well past midnight. They work the lunch hours for guys on lunch, afternoons for guys on early shifts, mornings for guys who'll be late for work, and all through the evening. If it's lightly raining, there will be less, but there will be some. Most of these girls are drug addicts; their addiction doesn't have a "M-F, excluding legal holidays" schedule.

20. CFS!!! Carry a condom. Usually, they don't have one You don't want to be tempted to skip the cover because that pussy is so fine. Every time some SW claims "I'm the best! I'm worth more", it really means, "I'm a lame-ass lying lazy talent less junkie!" The good ones don't have to brag; they'll get your return business. READ THIS AGAIN TOO.

21. Don't let her use your cellphone. It's a very common request. She'll call her friend, or her own phone, and that will give her access to your # - which might set you up for unexpected & inopportune calls for business or bail money. Not to mention the fact that LEO will have your number and stats if they ever bust her and check on the numbers. Do you really want your wife/girlfriend/boss answering your phone and getting the cops on the other end?

22. Be friendly to the ladies. (This does not mean place your trust in one.) These are people with feelings, not just automatron sex dispensers. If you're friendly, chatty, and warm, she'll open up, relax, and probably be more generous with her service, in all the little ways that matter most. Remember, if she's never hooked up with you before, she's worried that you might be either LE, or some psycho SW-stalker. READ THIS ONE AGAIN.

23. A true knock out, drop dead gorgeous chic rarely works the street. (Yes, I've found exceptions, BUT) she's more likely to be LEO. LEO also uses SW's and occasionally Mongers (Get us 4-5 guys/girls for arrest and you don't go to jail) to "entice" others into a deal, take her or meet up and the All LEO Party awaits. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE, BUT THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. BE PREPARED TO PAY.

Finally... my own "Words of Wisdom".

The Wolf's Creed:

Police Officers are not your freinds. Their job is to put the ladies out of work and you out of the hobby. They are always the enemy so far as our hobby goes. They will lie to you. They will threaten you. They will cojole you. They will apeal to your morals. They will try to flip the girl on you by telling her you just flipped her. And On and On and On. If your plan is to stay out of jail... Deny, Deny, Deny. Be freindly, be courteous, be firm but NEVER Admit ANYTHING. The minute you do, the minute you put your trust in the "system" and not these rules, you're on your way to hell. Read the ACLU website for some handy advice. Be prepared or be in jail.

Cities Boy
02-05-07, 13:33
Wolf,

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

You newbies listen up - it's time for school.

If you didn't read this post, what are you waiting for?

And if you did read it already, read it again!

These are words to live by on the street - NO EXCEPTIONS!!

Milf Cruiser
02-05-07, 16:57
I will keep that in mind when I'm out again this week. Another thing I heard from a dude though. LE girls sometimes get into the cars. I have no idea how often they try these things around here, but it would be nice to know. Sounds like you know the area Wolf. Ever see anything like that?

Punterfff
02-05-07, 16:58
Thanks Wolf - that should be required reading! I'm going to head out tonight with your advice fresh in mind. I will post my results tomorrow!

Wolfgang
02-06-07, 11:20
Punter and Milf,

Take the advice for what it is, but always remember to trust your gut about things.

And please, everyone, go to the ACLU site and read the following link. I have made it easy for those of you who are thinking impaired. http://www.aclu.org/police/gen/14528res20040730.html . When you are finished reading this browse around a bit and learn something fer criminy sake. Donate if you are so inclined.

As for police decoys getting into the car I have heard rumors, but I have never experienced it. They will likely not do this because they have very little control of the situation that way and they have to be prepared to follow you and then arrest you without getting their girl hurt or killed. Of course, given that I am paranoid about this I always just drive a bit first, making small talk for a while, before I get down to brass tacks. I will make several turns, observing my rear view and look for a tail.

I WILL NOT discuss actions or money in any way until I am feeling safe and interestingly neither will a pro [unless she is a junkie jonesing for her next hit and who wants that in your car]. If the girl insists or seems to be stearing the conversation repeatedly that way and doesn't come across as a junkie to me, I will pull over on the spot, say loudly and clearly, "I'm sorry. I thought you just needed a ride. Obviously you are trying to break the law which, God willing, I would never do. Please leave my car immedicately with my blessings. God with God my child." And then I will kick her to the curb, and start mentally reviewing the advice from the ACLU site in case I get pulled over and get my ass out of the area.

Better to be safe and fight the good fight another day. I can always wack off to some porn if the little general needs some relief.

I have been pulled over in States where the police [that is pronounced Poh.uh.lease.uh in some states - ahem] have a less than polite reputation and the advice from the ACLU has proved the difference between getting hassled for a while and spending the night in jail. I have never been arrested, but I have gone back to my hotel after a friendly talk from the local fuzz to this "Yankee Boy."

This speach usually follows thusly, "Little Yankee boy, we all don't appreciate you messing up our nice little town. Now y'all git, or I'll put you in a part of the jail where little Yankee Boys like yourself will be singing Dixie, if'n y'all know what I mean. Now Git!"

Be safe out there and post about your sightings or experiences.

All my best [except to lurkers - you can go to Aich E double hockey sticks],

Wolf.

Wolfgang
02-06-07, 12:08
I just read my last post and noticed that we are all talking about mongering but not actually doing much of it so as I just got a phone with a camera in it I thought I might spend some time lookings.

First of all I was cruising the Lake area last Saturday around 35W when I decided it was too damn cold out. Pussy or no pussy, I was not going to freeze my balls off. At the very least I might chafe. Ouch.

So I went into a lounge I spotted [can't remember the name] and ordered an irish coffee and sat at the bar. I was looking around when I noticed a very shapely young lady come into the bar shivering and stamping the snow off her boots. I waited a few minutes until she had warmed up a bit and when she smiled at me I gave her a little half smile and then turned around and ignored her. She came over and asked if she could join me. I said "yah, OK." and then continued to ignore her. she asked me what I was drinking and I said an irish coffee. We chatted and it turned out her asshole of a boyfriend had just dumped her. I said, "why? What did you do?" "Nothing" she said. "Are you sure?" I said. "I mean why else would he dump you. "

She smiled and I knew I had her. Her name was Amy and she just wanted to feel loved tonight. She was about mid 20's, brunette with long hair and a smokin' [from what I could see] body. I asked her if she wanted to hang out and she said yes. I then looked her in the eye and said that if I was going to spend the time to hang with her that I definitely wanted to go to bed with her. Was she Ok with that. I kept eye contact and she said yes.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

I excused myself, went to the bathroom and called a nice hotel in the yellow pages and booked a room.

I returned and told her to come with me. We went to the nice hotel, had a few more drinks in a nice bar and then went upstairs. I convinced her to let me take one pic with my phone with her in her underwear [tropical motif - nice!]. No face but she looked pretty good. Not model material but girl next door pretty.

It was a good night. It was sweet and soft and gentle and rough and hard and nasty. The next morning I bought her breakfast and took her home. She asked for my number but I asked her if she really wanted it. She thought for a moment and then said that she really didn't. I told her she was going to be OK and then drove off.

For anyone who wants to know how I did this I would suggest the book Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman. Look in one of the later chapters.

Sorry about the pic. My camera is crappy, and it came out black and white. I need to work on that.

I have also included a pic on cup sizes explained.

Larks Tongue
02-06-07, 20:38
Don't be sorry for the picture it is a nice one. She looks sweet from what I can see.

Great story and congrats.


I just read my last post and noticed that we are all talking about mongering but not actually doing much of it so as I just got a phone with a camera in it I thought I might spend some time lookings.

First of all I was cruising the Lake area last Saturday around 35W when I decided it was too damn cold out. Pussy or no pussy, I was not going to freeze my balls off. At the very least I might chafe. Ouch.

So I went into a lounge I spotted [can't remember the name] and ordered an irish coffee and sat at the bar. I was looking around when I noticed a very shapely young lady come into the bar shivering and stamping the snow off her boots. I waited a few minutes until she had warmed up a bit and when she smiled at me I gave her a little half smile and then turned around and ignored her. She came over and asked if she could join me. I said "yah, OK." and then continued to ignore her. she asked me what I was drinking and I said an irish coffee. We chatted and it turned out her asshole of a boyfriend had just dumped her. I said, "why? What did you do?" "Nothing" she said. "Are you sure?" I said. "I mean why else would he dump you. "

She smiled and I knew I had her. Her name was Amy and she just wanted to feel loved tonight. She was about mid 20's, brunette with long hair and a smokin' [from what I could see] body. I asked her if she wanted to hang out and she said yes. I then looked her in the eye and said that if I was going to spend the time to hang with her that I definitely wanted to go to bed with her. Was she Ok with that. I kept eye contact and she said yes.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

I excused myself, went to the bathroom and called a nice hotel in the yellow pages and booked a room.

I returned and told her to come with me. We went to the nice hotel, had a few more drinks in a nice bar and then went upstairs. I convinced her to let me take one pic with my phone with her in her underwear [tropical motif - nice!]. No face but she looked pretty good. Not model material but girl next door pretty.

It was a good night. It was sweet and soft and gentle and rough and hard and nasty. The next morning I bought her breakfast and took her home. She asked for my number but I asked her if she really wanted it. She thought for a moment and then said that she really didn't. I told her she was going to be OK and then drove off.

For anyone who wants to know how I did this I would suggest the book Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman. Look in one of the later chapters.

Sorry about the pic. My camera is crappy, and it came out black and white. I need to work on that.

I have also included a pic on cup sizes explained.

Appleseed444
02-07-07, 01:50
So she wears a bathing suit as her underwear?

Hmm, what's that smell?

Milf Cruiser
02-07-07, 15:39
Did some cruisin last night on Lake St. Pickins were pretty slim so I took off. What was this bar called where you got that chick at Wolf? With the way things have looked with the cold lately, maybe I should start going there instead. A joint effort amongst fellow cruisers would be interesting!

Wolfgang
02-08-07, 10:49
Appleboy,

Newbie, when you are a senior member, I will respectfully accept any comments you want to make. In the meantime all I smell is the green behind your ears. 1 post -give me a break. If you have something to say, be a man and say it. But first how about you post something substantive. I stand by my record and I assume that you stand by yours. Tell me again how much you have contributed to this forum?

Best wishes,

Wolf

Punterfff
02-08-07, 12:38
What's everyone's take on the recent street action? I haven't seen too many girls out the last couple nights. The ones that are out will jump in the car with no problem - just to warm up. The probem is that they have about 14 layers of clothing to peel off!

As the pickings are slim, beggars can't be choosers - but the menu the last couple of nights has been pretty fugly.

In the end, I decided to just go home and 'rough up the suspect.'

Wolfgang
02-08-07, 21:49
ok,

let's cut the crap. i just read tk's link about mr. cream the pimp. if you don't want the fed crawling up your ass with a magnifying glass then you need to stay the f#$% away from minors. this is an adult hobby and should be played by adults with other adults.

dudes, if she seems too young, then assume she is. be a man and do the right thing in any situation involving a minor. at the very least give her some small cash and make sure she has had a meal lately. hell, call the cops [from a pay phone - don't be a dummy] and if you have read any of my posts about cops, you know how seriously i take this to give that advice.

i have not sympathy for this mr. cream a@@hole. in prison he will be f#$%ed so hard he will feel like a frieght train ran through his bowels. prisoners don't tolerate anyone who abuses **** children, and neither do i.


stay warm out there and post. we are all gentlemen of the game. let's support each other.

wolf

Wolfgang
02-10-07, 08:39
For a little morning humor,

Slinky has nothin' on this.

Jackson [all praise unto him], I don't know if this is OK, but it is funny. Please be kind if this is a violation of policy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7561891079024207771

Wolf

Nodak Boy
02-12-07, 21:16
I've been thinking about giving this place a go. Their web site advertises $50 half-hour massage. I was wondering if anybody has tried any of their ladies out? I'd have to first go for just a 1/2 hour massage to see if the lady of my choice is to my liking, and then maybe come back.

Where are all of the reports? Must be the cold, yeah that's it. He11, even Winnipeg was jumping more than Mpls, but their strip clubs suck even worse than ours.

Punterfff
02-13-07, 17:10
The slightly warmer weather brought out a few more SW's over the weekend. Found an early 20's native girl just east of 35 off of Lake. Great attitude and great skillz... Looks were 7/10 - skills 8/10. I will definitely look for her again. She says she is new to the scene and only gets out once in a while. .30 for bbbjcim with no rush.

Father Mike
02-14-07, 00:35
I'm new to Minnesota and not familar with how the hobby works in this town. The CL girls are getting way too much attention and can bet that LE has an eye and ear on some of them. Don't want my # showing up on their taps.

The strips clubs back where I came from were fertile stomping grounds for new talent. I did better getting action there than anywhere else. After trolling TC finest establishments, I've found the same to be true here. Standard mode is to hook up with one girl in a club and start asking about the girls working there. Don't pick the prettiest girl in the club, she'll only get mad and leave. Sometimes takes a couple of trips but you'll soon know who's doing what and who. I've gotten at least a dozen numbers in the last couple of weeks. A lot of girls do work on the side. A lot of them don't.

If you are a senior member with numerous posts, PM me and I'll provide more details. Sorry but if you only have 3 posts or get the feeling your not on the level, I won't reply. Gotta protect the girls.



Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

BostonPride33
02-16-07, 01:02
Bad weather brought me to you fine cities since my flight home was cancelled.

Picked up the City Pages.

The ad was for pretty chinese girl or something similar. Number ended in 1411 I think.

Directed to the 5200 building on 98th in Bloomington. #062 gets the door unlocked. Room # given during my phone call.

Saw a mid 20s Asian gal with a pretty face. She's shorter and has more body than what I prefer but I wouldn't say fat. Natural bust and knew how to present it. Very limited English.

Easily the most aggressive massage I've ever had. I liked it, I think.

Accomodating service but not anything memorable. She's worth a turn.

There was another girl there according to mamasan on the phone, but I never saw her.

I'd like the info please on the available strip club gals if it's being given.

BP33

Wolfgang
02-16-07, 01:48
I was chatting with CB lately and mentioned the following to him. In brief, because of all of the media/cop/political attention on CL due to that TV report, now is the time to get out there and scoop up the bargains. If you think that the girls have lost the need to pay for food/diapers/drugs/rent/protection/pimps then you are crazy. While the rest of the limp dicked Minnesotans are hiding behind mamas skirts, those of us with balls can get some bargains.

Carpe Pusem.

For instance, I had a great vacation in England in med september in 2001 for dirt, dirt cheap. Why? Because all of the sheep had cancelled thier travel plans and I got great deals on everything from airline to hotel to rentals, etc. London's Soho district must be tried. Pricy, but everything you could imagine is available. Sigh.

Where was I? Oh yes. Much like Bush and Reagan, you have turned around basic economic principles. your mistake was to treat the girls as the commodity, wherein in this market it is the hobbiest who is the commodity/customer. If the market is saturated, then the girls, as business owners, must out advertise the competition in order to get you to the door. If the market is lean, then they will pay more [i.e. you will pay less] in order to get you to the door. It all depends on your point of view. Perhaps the following will help you to understand.

My daddy always paid cash of his trucks. Why? Because he liked piling it up in front of salesmen[******] and watching them sweat. If the pile got too big in his opinion and the salesman [*****] didn't agree to the price and options, he would scoop the cash up and walk out while the salesman/***** would panic beyond all belief and offer anything to make the sale. Always remember that you are in charge. And be willing to walk away. Some salesmen didn't come after him. So what? There was always someone hungrier just around the corner or around tomorrow. My pappy was a pretty smart dude. Cheap bastard, but smart.

Wolf

PS report or die, lurker vermin

PPS confess to Father Mike

Wolfgang
02-16-07, 01:53
Father Mike,

I saw this in the photo forum. I thought they caught you best side.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=36799


Bwahahahahaha.

Wolf

Wolfgang
02-16-07, 02:05
I just found a link to a VERY useful tool for CL.

http://minneapolis.listpic.com/ers

Check it out. You can even modify the pic size on the fly. Great stuff.

Wolf

Father Mike
02-18-07, 23:40
Father Mike,

I saw this in the photo forum. I thought they caught you best side.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=36799


Bwahahahahaha.

WolfGood one Wolf. All her sins were forgiven.

FM

Wolfgang
02-19-07, 14:38
Alright fellow perverts,

The weather is better and the shopping will be prime. Even the ladies who have stayed inside will be out.

So get out there and report back. This is a good town with the potential of being a great one. Let's do our bit by posting our who, what, where, when and how much.


Stay safe.

Wolf

Milf Cruiser
02-20-07, 11:47
Had a full on boner session in the back of my Expedition last night. Picked her up at 31st/3rd. WSW, skank. Brown hair. Total druggie. But gave me the full meal deal for 40 bucks. Wanted to take me into a house but I protested to avoid losing my wallet to Bubba and his buddies. Instead I tucked into an alley and did my thing.

Shaping to be a good spring.

Cities Boy
02-20-07, 15:58
Last night sucked ass. I didn't see one girl worth picking up at all. It's even warmer today so maybe tonight will be better. We'll see.

reese_nova
02-21-07, 19:54
Hello fellas,

I will be in Minneapolis in April for a project and I was wondering if there are any AMPs or AAMPs there? I live in Cali and I'm used to AAMPs and don't really mess with SWs. SW action is too dangerous in more ways than a few.

Appreciat the responses.

Anything Cool
02-21-07, 20:59
Reese Nova,

Look for reports from myself and others on this board. There is an AMP in NE Mpls that you might like.

Kolchak
02-22-07, 02:17
And looking for advise.

Pref outcall service to my hotel.

Thanks guys.

Wolfgang
02-22-07, 22:11
Shit,

I called the outpouring of talent to the streets wrong, wrong, wrong. I understand there has been nothing, nada, zilch, nothing.

On the other hand, the end of the month approaches.

Keep it safe,

Wolf

Punterfff
02-23-07, 12:47
Anybody seen the new sw's in the area of 4th/Lake? There were two younger, well dressed girls strolling the area last night. They seemed a little TOO clean. I smelled something fishy and kept driving. Went with my gut and kept driving. Anybody else seen this?

Wolfgang
02-24-07, 10:40
Hi all,

I had morning wood and and I couldn't wait to mate. Unfortunately there was no one out on Lake. And the weather sucked. I got a tall latte with a double shot and went home. Thank God for online porn. Sigh.

Punterfff, In my less than humble opinion it is always best to trust your instincts. Of course I might have scoped out the area to see if there was a LEO convention or several occupied vehicles gathered somewhere nearby and then tried a stop and pick. Of course, I would also have been very cagey and just offered a ride at first and separated out one of the girls. If she had gotten in without her friend I would have driven randomly for a while making non sexual chit chat chile I turned corners and checked the rear view mirror.

After driving for a while and out of the area I then would have had the "you a cop - no, you a cop" conversation and gotten to work.

In the meantime, that is EXACTLY the type of report we need here. You lurkers and punters and mongers pay attention. No. He didn't score, but he did set it up for the next monger to score and report back.

Stay Safe,

Wolf

Cities Boy
02-26-07, 12:04
This weekend was rough on the SW's thats for sure. I'm betting that there will be plenty of them out this week - especially with it being the end of the month. Like Wolf says, enough lurking already! Lets see some posts!

Wolfgang
03-01-07, 17:49
After the snow melts it will be time for some street action. In the meantime check out CL for the specials being run. Just cause it's snowing doesn't mean that the girls don't have bills and pimps to pay. I'm going to make some calls and see how low they will go.

In the meantime, be safe out there. The roads are sucking during this blizzard.

Fortune favors the bold,

Wolf

Wolfgang
03-02-07, 23:55
Hi all,

I saw 2 chicks from CL yesterday. When I posted I noticed that there were no postings from CL for the TC. Strange.

I think that there must be some of y'all who be seein' the girls from the ads. If'n ya do, then post. Shit. It be like braggin'. What be the point of baggin' em if'n ya don't be braggin' on it? What y'all pussies afraid of wit y'all not postin'?

Sorry, I was channeling my inner Nascar fan, but you should post.

Fortune favors to bold.


Yours,

Wolf

Father Mike
03-04-07, 18:49
Okay Wolf, I admit it. I played with a couple of CL girls and didn't confess.

First girl was Emilee. She's new and thought it would be a blast. Nothing but drama. Bad attitude and wasted time. I took one for the team and now you know.

Second girl was Kim. She advertises as the "Tattooed Asian". She's from Louisana and was outta this world. Expensive but I didn't mind due to the relaxing atomsphere and exceptional performance. Very open minded.

Helpful hints for CL girls. A lot of these ladies offer more than service; they contribute a lot of drama including bait and switch, up selling, unsafe enviroment, pimps and ripoffs to name a few. To protect yourself:

1) Do a search on CL for the phone # of the provider (search feature at the top of the add listing page). If multiple girls advertise with the same number, look for a pimp to be involved.
2) Checkout reviews of TER. Many CL girls are reviewed there.
3) Brooklyn Park area is getting a bad rep. Stay away from this area unless you are comfortable with the provider and her incall location.
4) LE is giving CL a lot of attention. Younger girls and those who post adds multiple times a day (more than 3) will get the most attention.
5) Use outcall where offered and do a 2 call system. Have her call before she gets to your location and then again when she arrives so you can watch her in the parking lot. If she shows up with friends - beware.
6) Don't have more cash on u than you are prepared to give her. Do this before the little head starts talking and/or her pimp is banging on the door.
7) And if you still have a hard on for her after all this, please be safe.

Who's next???

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Gun Runner
03-05-07, 05:11
This weekend was rough on the SW's thats for sure. I'm betting that there will be plenty of them out this week - especially with it being the end of the month. Like Wolf says, enough lurking already! Lets see some posts!

So I'm in town for a couple of days, staying in the downtown area. Any action in the downtown area? If not, can anyone PM me and tell me where to look?

Random Dream
03-05-07, 06:37
thought I'd share alittle of my knowledge of the last few months of the minneapolis SW scene.

I must drive like a saint and dont look suspicious at all considering I'm allmost a 2 year hobbyist and never even been pulled over. Guess I researched alot of tactics before free balling it like most people.

This is mostly a hotspot deal but not exactly as they change dramaticlly over the days.

Usually lake street near clinton is a heavy spot, but alot leo presense especially near the auto zone. Kind of a risky area but is a decent grounds due to the 24 hour Mcdonalds.

Another good area is in northside, less le but it is a smaller area and you'll drive by the same cruiser alot if you stick around. Lowry ave is open now and is good all the way up until penn. Broadway has basicly nothing which makes complete sense.

Southside again, Bloomington ave and 31st until franklin has alot of SW action everytime I roll by, feel free to run side streets on either side of bloomington.

14th and 31st south is a weird corner, its a 4way stop and I usually see a few wsw around the early am.

franklin between 35w and niccolet is a good spot aswell. Also not to mention park avenue and portland are ok but the oneway street is either good or bad.

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Also I put up a weird tip but getting action on foot is a real risky idea IMO if anyone thinks of it dont do it. You are extremly vulnerable to anything when outside of you vehicle.

Only saying this as I was offered while walking down Franklin stoned out of my mind by a WSW. Seemed tempting but was way too cold. She said all she had to do was get her "stuff" wit me wit my money and then we would go to a house.

This little scenario lit up warning signs all in my head for the obvious reasons.
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And a question is what are peoples views on drug use when on the hunt. Not talking like the extreme things but just some smoke. with the many times I have picked up girls be it my old regular girl or otherwise I always smoked before any thing except the whole getting comfortable in the fact neither of us is a cop. And I never dropped more than a jackson with anything.

Wolfgang
03-05-07, 14:54
Fellow mongers,

As usual Father Mike has great advice. Read it and follow it if you are a newbie especially the research parts. Check it out with your big head way before you check it out with your little head and HAVE A PLAN.

Now I must admit that I do not use outcall a lot because of the domestic situation [yah - I'm married and if you have issues with that then STFU], but on the other hand I check out any locations before I walk into them and while I am in them.

I check out the neighborhood first and if it seems a little too hood and not so much neighbor, I will be on guard. Apartments and hotels are more suspect than homes because of the option of hiding your troops out of sight.

Once in a joint I will check out every room, nook and cranny before I do anything else. If she doens't like it I just stop and ask her, "do you want me to leave?" and then stare her in the eye. 9/10 times she blinks first.

Once I am satisfied with the inside situation it is time to secure the location so no one can come in without making a hell of a racket. I have even positioned a chair under a door when the situation called for it.

Then I will get down to business.

I should also mention that I am in shape and trained [and still training] in unarmed and armed combat. I don't look like much but then again neither did this SAS guy I trained with once. He looked like he would have trouble pouring tea for the Queen, but this dude was sudden death in 12 directions. Someone who fights will be able to sence that. 9/10 fights end before they begin because of that.

Knowing this I once handed over my wallet in a situation because I knew that the dude who came in from that room I didn't check [doh!] could drop me. I also knew that he just wanted the wallet and no problems with the cops, so I gave him the wallet.

Whew. Man do I talk alot.

GRunner,

Get out you crappy rent a car map and look up I-35W on your map and get off on the Lake street exit. Cruise Lake and a block up and down for about a mile or so in either direction. You can cruise longer and check it out but your prospects are less after a mile in my humble opinion [and anyone with other ideas should speak up before your wee little dicks fall off - sorry GR but we have a serious lurker problem here].

Good luck and let us know how you did.

Wolf

ranger979
03-05-07, 17:26
Okay Second girl was Kim. She advertises as the "Tattooed Asian". She's from Louisana and was outta this world. Expensive but I didn't mind due to the relaxing atomsphere and exceptional performance. Very open minded.

Father Mike

Father Mike,

I'm glad to see your report about Kim. I have been keeping my eye on her for a while now but her prices have always discouraged me. She has dropped her price a bit and I have a little bit of a windfall so I thought I would give her a try. She has cancelled twice on me now and I was starting to have second thoughts but I'm hoping the third time is the charm.

Gun Runner
03-05-07, 21:35
Wolfgang,

Thanks so much for the heads up on the location. I don't have a rental car but it looks like I'll be getting one tonight so I can do a little window shopping. So can I ask how late the action stays out? Back home the girls tend to be around at all hours....

Milf Cruiser
03-06-07, 19:21
Wolf,

Ever hit up Bloomington Ave? I try not to, but with the recent snow it seems like that is the only place to find a willing girl without having to use chloroform. My experience has always been having so many damn crackheads punding on my car that it was hard to get a girl, but the recent skank-drought of 07 has got me pulling at my hair and ready to try something new.

Advice Welcome.

Wolfgang
03-07-07, 05:46
GR,

Unless you regularly do your hunting in a convent, then you won't find a more unpredictable environment, sorry to say.

I have cruised one night and seen gobs of girls, and the next night, nothing, nada, zilch.

If there is a pattern, I haven't noticed it. This ain't NYC.

There is always CL if you want a sure thing, but then again if you wanted that you wouldn't be on this board.

Wish I had better news.

Good luck.

Does anyone else have some feedback for our intrepid visitor?



Wolf

Punterfff
03-07-07, 12:47
My advice is to stay away from Bloomington Ave. Several reasons why:

1. Too much drama. As Wolf once mentioned, there is too little 'neighbor' and too much 'hood'. I have had more than one bad experience on Bloomington - and not even related to the sw's.

2. Too much LE. It seems like you can't make it two blocks without seeing a cop car - or something that looks like it's probably a cop car. Not to mention all the cameras along there now. 'They' can watch all the way down Bloomington from Franklin to Lake. Not good.

3. Quality. Have you seen what lurks out there? Try cruising during the daylight - it will probably settle that rise in your Levi's real quick.


Just my thoughts - take it or leave it.

Cities Boy
03-07-07, 18:03
I haven't been out lately, but the warmer weather that is coming has to help things out a little bit! I think that things will turn around in the next week or so. It's time for everyone to get spring fever! Lets keep on top of things and post some reports. I might hit the streets later this week. I will definitely report on what my findings are.

Wolfgang
03-07-07, 18:35
Milf,

You are pulling your what? I'm pulling something but it isn't the hair on my head. These days I am just thankful for internet porn and the occasional snow day when CL prices tank to an acceptable range. Street action has been spotty at best.

As for Bloomington avenue, no I have never cruised it. Crackheads. I am assuming that you are talking late stage crackhead, typified by bad to horrifying teeth, assless and boobless bodies, really bad skin, skin picking, and that "I-got-tourettes neck shake." Now early stage crackhead is another thing. Other than sniffling alot and getting twitchy every half hour to hour, it can be lovely before the drug burns them out. They tend to be, em, shall we say, eager to make a sale and willing to get you to home plate by any means. Yup. It can be sweet.

Have you had any luck on Bloomington at all? Has anyone else reading this? If so, do tell.

Note to any providers reading this, it's pussy, not treasury notes. We only want to rent it, not buy it.

Note to mongers. Grow a pair and stop paying the first number that pops into her little drug soaked head. Haggle a little for pete's sake.

Wolf "post or die trying" Man

Azn Monger101
03-08-07, 00:17
Hi All,

New to the area, but saw some talent Tuesday morning around 7am off of Highway 55 by 24th and 26th streets (close to the hospital). 2 SWs, 1 hispanic, 1 black - both in early to late 20's, fair, not great, on dope IMO, got and received the look. I didn't stop as I saw a possible pimp in the area.

Stay Safe,

AM

Azn Monger101
03-08-07, 00:25
It's been a long while (few months), but I received a few complimentary admission passes to Schiek's. Was there and thought the club was nice and alot of hotties, but limited mileage as I didn't go all out $$$

Any recommendations for a new guy in town for decent clubs with better mileage?

How's Rick's or King of Diamonds?

Cities Boy
03-08-07, 11:37
Note to any providers reading this, it's pussy, not treasury notes. We only want to rent it, not buy it.

Note to mongers. Grow a pair and stop paying the first number that pops into her little drug soaked head. Haggle a little for pete's sake.


These two statements from Wolf could not be more true. Remember that it's us playas out there that run the game. I honestly cannot remember a time where I picked up a SW and had them leave my car because I didn't have the exact dollar amount that they wanted. If they say 40, tell them all you have is 20. Remember that you are the one in control - don't ever let them talk you into doing something stupid like going to get more money out of an ATM, going and buying them some cigarettes or food, or any bullshit like that.

Fuck that - if that happens I tell the ***** to get out of the car. And out of all the girls I've picked up that demanded more - I've only had one actually get out of the car. Remember, they need the money more than we do - that is why they are out there in the first place. And if you can't handle being this way then you have no business being in the game - because then you are just fucking it up for the rest of us real playas.

Wolfgang
03-08-07, 17:22
Hi all,

Some chowderhead unlicensed driver hit me and I will be off the streets and on my ass until further notice.

I am counting on you, my fellow mongers, to take up the slack. Yes, I'm counting on you lurkers as well. I'll be watching and commenting, but I won't be porking until after my back mends.

C'est la vie.

Wolf

Louie NJ
03-08-07, 21:20
Hi all,

Some chowderhead unlicensed driver hit me and I will be off the streets and on my ass until further notice.

I am counting on you, my fellow mongers, to take up the slack. Yes, I'm counting on you lurkers as well. I'll be watching and commenting, but I won't be porking until after my back mends.

C'est la vie.

WolfWolf,

Sorry to hear about your car and your health. I hope you get better soon. I enjoy your posts.

I hope to post once I go to AMP in the twin cities.

Thanks,

Louie NJ

ranger979
03-09-07, 16:30
I finally was able to hook up with Kim from CL. I had a real headache trying to get an appointment. She had to cancel on three different occasions and I had to cancel once and then right before our appointment she realized that she didn't have any screening information on me and wanted me to provide some.

It almost looked as if that appointment was also going to be cancelled but I finally convinced her I wasn't LE and she agreed to see me. For all the head aches, though, it was definitely worth it. She is a real sweet heart and very open minded. I had more fun with her than any other girl I've seen.

She also is not a clock watcher. I ended up staying well over my time and even after we both realized what time it was she still wanted to chat some more and then we took a shower together.

Random Dream
03-10-07, 21:04
Last night had alot of activity near clinton ave. Saw alot of girls getting picked up but also saw a few cop cars blocking the way between 31st and 32nd on clinton ave.

Alot of weird drama aswell, somebody ran a car into a house destroying a wooden fence near south highschool around 1-2am. Which was nice cause all the cops stayed in the general area for about 45 minutes thereafter.

Picked up a larger girl on 4th street, had a good time and that was really it.

North side was really cracking aswell of course on the usual corner near the SW apartment complex a block off lyndale.

Good outlook for the rest of the two seasons.

Wolfgang
03-12-07, 00:05
Louis NJ,

As an east coast guy I must ask you about a subject near and dear to my heart; Have you found any good pizza in Minnesota?

I have found only 2 and neither of them are as good as anything I had on the east coast.

Just wondering.

To the rest of y'all - I know I'm supposed to be posting about scrunt hunting, but unless I can get a beautiful bird to come and balance on my balls, I won' t have anything to report. You can thank the clueless farmboy who hit me with the company car for that.

Anyone know of any ruthless viscious personal injury attorney's? With a decent settlement I could really go to town on the outcall.

And I would appreciate it if everyone could post something/anything 'cause I am going bughouse crazy sitting at home.

Wolf

Wolfgang
03-13-07, 12:17
I was racking my brain trying to figure out how I could contibute to the forum given my disabled condition right now and I thought I would add some advice mostly generalized from the ACLU website [a great resource by the way and one that you should read tout suite]

Imagine if you will that you have picked up some willing but dodgy bird to sit on or lick on your balls and you get pulled over by the cops. What do you do? Do you panic? Do you start babbling and promise to never do it again?

No. No. NO.

You keep quiet and ask for a lawyer.

You cannot make anything worse with your silence. But you can ONLY make it worse if you do talk.

First ALWAYS assume that the police are lying. Because they always do. It's not personal, it's their job to bust your ass.

They feel that they have the right to say and do anything if they have already decided that you are the bad guy. Like planting a bloody glove or drugs...

They lie through their teeth to suspects. And poor people. And the mentally ill. And anyone who they take a dislike to.

Even when they don't need to.

Now for the sake of argument, let's say that they have decided to arrest you based on what she said.

Yes, the whole ordeal is going to be very uncomfortable and embarrassing. The arrest may get you in trouble at home, or with your job, even if you are never convicted. But if the police feel they have enough to take you down, it is already way too late to change it.

What would your strategy be in talking to them? Do you think that you can fool them into believing you are innocent? Or make them feel sorry for you and let you go? Right...

You are NEVER going to talk them out an arrest. Never.

You definitely want an attorney at your side as they question you. In the first place, the police are much less likely to play mind games with you if an attorney is present. And if they lie to you about the evidence while in front of him, you now have a witness who can use that to impeach their credibility in court.

It is easy to become emotional during questioning and to start to say something that strengthens their case. It is the attorney's job to remain objective and stop you from doing yourself in.

Then let your attorney evaluate their case against you and decide if you are better served to cop a plea or fight it out in court.

He will always be able to get you a lesser charge for a plea bargain. But most likely you will get off, because the only "witness" is the SW and she is not very likely to show up in court. She will be long gone before then.

If she does show, any lawyer worth his salt can certainly impeach her credibility.

I have worked around the courts long enough to see that the people who get slam dunked by the system are the ones who confess.

Never admit. Never admit. NEVER EVER, EVER ADMIT!!!

And if you do, then enjoy showering the Bubba chorus. There is nothing like that just f#$@#$ by a linebacker feeling.

Remember opening your mouth to a cop is the same as opening your a$$ to a con.


Wolf

Caddyman
03-13-07, 21:23
To follow up on what wolfgang says, I would suggest having a canned story to give a cop. They have heard them all, but they may write down on a report what you said at the time. Obviously confessing or acknowledging what you are doing is stupid and will only get you a ticket and a conviction. Wolfgang is right in that you are going to get the ticket (or not) no matter what you say. As an aside, I would always give your real first name to a sw. Its not like many of them have the resources or intelligence to ever track you down. It is a dead giveaway, however, if your driver's license says Dave and she says your name is Bill. What is the difference if she knows your real first name.

Anyway, to the point. Say that you saw her and recognized her as a drug addict, you met her when she and your (cousin, friend, girlfriend, mom) were in treatment together. You are trying to talk to her about where/what the cousin/friend/mom is up to. Or, you are trying to tell her to get her life straightened out. Whatever. The 'key' is that you knew full well she was a street hooker, you just weren't picking her up for any illegal purpose. The whole I was just giving her a ride, or she's a friend (but I don't know her name or where she lives or where she is going) is just as good as an admission of guilt. No prosecutor is ever going to cut you loose (your best hope really) if he can tell you're dirty by reading the police report. You might even have a minute to run it by the girl while the cops are walking up and she could go for it, she doesn't want a ticket any more than you do.

As for the content of the previous post, which I understand is a reprise of ACLU advice, it is not terribly relevant to a prostitution bust. Never in the history of law enforcement has a prostitution 'suspect' been interrogated with an attorney present. Its just not that big a deal. They give you a ticket and let you go or they don't. At most, you would sit in jail until you get before a judge, arraigned, and let go. It ain't CSI. That said, he is correct that 90% of criminal convictions are supported only by a confession--its human nature to do so. The thing is, the cops will lie about what you said, and if you come up with some great story at trial, they will bust you for not mentioning it at the time. I have never tested the above alibi, but it does not depend on anyone's cooperation and its a story you can sell with a straight face to a judge or a prosecutor. I did go through the whole drug treatment deal with a chick and I always saw her 'classmates' out on the stroll, and would ask them about her, so it is actually a dynamic that might play out. All you want is a chance, a story that might fly.

Wolfgang
03-14-07, 14:33
I appreciate your salient comments on my legal advice posting. You are 100% correct about your advice to keep your story straight.

Point in fact I always give my first name to the ladies and ask that she does the same. Why? Because I have been pulled over and neither of us wants any jail time. Shit. If y'all remember it wasn't much more that a few months ago that some schmo got beat to death with a steal bar in the Hennepin Co. lock up. The guy was in for a DUI and would have been kicked the next morning. I have not desire to go to jail. It's safer on MLK in South Philly. At midnight. Wearing a sheet.

I do differ with your advice of saying you met in rehab or that your friend/cousin/neighbor met her in rehab and you knew she was a SW. Pardon me, but the only way you should do this is if you can VERIFY that [or any] story you feed the arresting officer. In your case, apparently rehab worked well for your mongering. Hmmm. Maybe I should check myself in? How about an AA/NA meeting?

And as for my advice not being terrible relevent? STFU. I was pulled over and I did request a lawyer. They continued to ask questions and I became a broken record until it became clear that they were not arresting me. At which point I asked "If you are not arresting me then can I go?" They mentioned some unconstitutional shit about not seeing me there again and off I drove.

Ok, so maybe a lawyer wasn't there, but I made it clear that if they did arrest me then there would be a lawyer involved. No paperwork hating cop is going to walk down that road.

Now although I don't agree with you, I must say to each there own. If this works for you then go for it. I would never try it, but then again I don't own that background story. I'm sticking to the ACLU, thanks.

Respectfully yours,

Wolf

PS - isn't anyone getting any?

Cities Boy
03-14-07, 15:04
I'm happy to report that my recent (within the last week) trips in the area have been sucessful. One girl I saw was Maria, a good looking, mid-later 30's LSW that had great oral skills and a nice ass to grab on to.

The other was Tia, early 20's, also Latina, little on the heavy side, but great oral skills.

I have noticed many other mongers on the streets, but lately there haven't been that many girls to go around. I'm usually prowling around at "off-peak" times - lunchtime and early evening (5 - 6 P.M.) and maybe thats why I don't see very many SW's out on the street. I usually can't hit the area after dark. Lets see some more reports guys!

Random Dream
03-16-07, 04:25
I would consider 5-6pm a peak time, alot of traffic and people all over the place and 2/3 of them are doing something other than walking to a destination.

Also with that many cars out picking a girl up is much less noticed than at 3-5am (another peak timeframe). Either way the streets been decent but not as infested as I remember last fall.

Just wait for more talent to be turned fairly soon in the next few months... Me personally I aint picked up anything in awhile as I have had streaks of bad luck lately. I saw a guy get two WSW at once right in front of me tonight. Could have just grabbed one and let me have the other. damn.

Whatever, no harm no foul I guess.

Louie NJ
03-16-07, 19:15
Louis NJ,

As an east coast guy I must ask you about a subject near and dear to my heart; Have you found any good pizza in Minnesota?

I have found only 2 and neither of them are as good as anything I had on the east coast.

Just wondering.

To the rest of y'all - I know I'm supposed to be posting about scrunt hunting, but unless I can get a beautiful bird to come and balance on my balls, I won' t have anything to report. You can thank the clueless farmboy who hit me with the company car for that.

Anyone know of any ruthless viscious personal injury attorney's? With a decent settlement I could really go to town on the outcall.

And I would appreciate it if everyone could post something/anything 'cause I am going bughouse crazy sitting at home.

WolfThe Pizza question. I have not found a good place either. So far, I tried a place called pizza man. It's does a thin crust, it was good. But not like back east.

I apologize for my delayed reply, I have been working long hours. Even working this weekend.

Hope all is well.

Luis

Wolfgang
03-17-07, 10:12
Louis,

Try Doyle's Pizza Plus in Onamia - it is run by a gay indian, but the man can cook a good slice. Is it as good as the east coast? No. but well worth it. There is also a little place in St. Cloud called Jules Bistro that makes a good crust [wood fired]. It has nice ambiance and a decent wine list for Minnesota.

Jackson, I know this is off topic, but what else is important in life besides women and food?

Thanks for your kind thoughts. My back etc. is on the mend, although rehab sucks beyond all belief.

Wolf

Wolfgang
03-17-07, 10:20
I was wondering if anyone here had ever banged a genuine celebrity. A list, B list, or porno. If you have then this is the time to brag.

If anyone is interested then you could ask me about details on my 2 scores on that level. The names? Debbie Gibson and Jodi Sweetin. Definitely B list these days but well known in their time. One was met on a phone hookup service [Livelinks or Quest I think] and the other was at a party and she was totally into the 420. Nice ladies, nice bodies, and very decent shags. I shouldn't have but I barebacked both [yah, yah, yah - it's crazy, but what is life without risks?].

My one regret is not taking pictures. I could have used the extra retirement income and both fell asleep ... Sigh, that's what I get for being a decent guy.

I am looking forward to seeing more posts online.

FYI - anyone know a decent bird who might do outcall to the country and come balance on a disabled guys balls? One I can trust that is?



Wolf.

Wolfgang
03-17-07, 10:57
Newbies and old hands,

Use this link to see all the latest CL pics on one page. Good for scan and go.

http://minneapolis.listpic.com/ers

Wolf

Boomer 420
03-19-07, 16:38
Pizza Luce in Minneapolis is the best but you can only get it in certain areas, downtown is the only one that I have been at. Closest thing to an "East Coast" pie that I have found.

Random Dream
03-20-07, 07:51
Should be a good weekend expected in the 50s with some 40s lows I guess. Gotta hustle a bit to get some spending money and get some more reports up.

Also about the pizza place a little shop called a slice of new york has some decent pizza. Its on nicollet accross from mcdonalds I'm guesing like 23rd st or sumptin.

Wolfgang
03-20-07, 18:46
Sigh,

My back makes mongering impossible right now, but pizza. I hate to tell Boomer and Random, but I have tried both of those places and do not consider them top notch. They are good and if you are reading this and a MN native then DEFINITELY try them out.

Thanks for the suggestions tho'. Be safe out there.


Wolf

Wolfgang
03-22-07, 10:32
OK Twin Cities Dwellers,

I know you bastards are lurking and I know you are mongering. So why aren't you posting?

Is it because the ladies no longer have to pay for rent, food, drugs, pimps, and pampers? I don't think so.


Is it because you have all entered a monestary and become monks? Unlikely, although I know many of you available for the ladies to get on thier knees and accept communion.

So why? Personnally, I figure it is mostly that you lurkers are, to use the prison term, just a bunch of punk assed bit@$es.

I am in rehab and can barely stand up or drive, but I am trying to figure out how to get some scrunt and I promise that if I do, you will hear about it here, on USG.

Geeeeesus, but I am grouchy this morning. Baby needs a boob.

Wolf

Cities Boy
03-22-07, 16:56
I haven't had a chance to get out lately Wolf. I was out on "business" today and took a detour through the area this afternoon and didn't see anything (but this was at 2: 00 P. M.) I saw a couple of young-looking white girls hanging out in front of McDonalds that gave me some heavy eye contact as I rolled past, but when I turned around and went back they were nowhere to be found. I'm really hoping the warmer weather will bring some of these younger girls out of the woodwork. Besides, the end of the month is quickly approaching and the bills, rent, etc. Need to be paid! Now is the time to get out there guys!

Nodak Boy
03-22-07, 19:47
Has anyone tried MARCISMASSAGE.COM?

I'm looking for a low-cost massage with a "happy ending". Marci is older and in the price range for what I'd pay for a massage but I checked TER and ********* and found nothing for her. Maybe she doesn't offer anything other than massage (non-sexual).

I ran along Lake Street this early afternoon and there wasn't a working girl in sight.

Wolf, I'd say Mpls is a pretty dead place for escorts and the like (street). Of the escorts here, most are $$$ which is more than I would spend, I'd rather wait until I go out of town. Of the many US and Canadian cities I've been to, I've had the most luck up in Winnipeg on the street.

For now, the Choice strip club is where I go for a decent time, but have had nothing out of the ordinary there. Keanna and Carolyn are my two faves there while Meena (Mina?) has an extremely hot body. Buena isn't bad either, but compared to BabyDolls in Dallas or Ricks in Seattle, none of the strip clubs here come anywhere close.

So what is it fellas, is Mpls a dead place or what as I'm a Mpls newbie?

Beemr
03-23-07, 03:33
Only had a hour to cruise tonight, but action was fairly steady on lake. My pick was a WSW, I would guess about 30, crack smoker but clean. BBBJCIM, titty play and finger probed her while she did the deed for a jackson and a half I had never seen her before, said her name was Amy. Claims she is not out all the time but was not in a hurry and had excellent skills. I will look for her again!

Wolfgang
03-23-07, 23:22
Beemr and Nodak,

Welcome from the wolfman. It is good to see you posting, the good, the bad, the score and the crash and burn. Crackheads and students. Gems and ROBS. Cops and cumshots. Post it all.

Information is like bullets. Keep passing the ammo.

Wolf.

Anything Cool
03-24-07, 10:33
Has anyone tried MARCISMASSAGE.COM?

I'm looking for a low-cost massage with a "happy ending". Marci is older and in the price range for what I'd pay for a massage but I checked TER and ********* and found nothing for her. Maybe she doesn't offer anything other than massage (non-sexual).I read on another board that she provides a "happy ending", but was not recommended.

A week ago I had a nice massage with a "happy ending" at a place named Bellas. They advertise in the City Pages; their number is 612-871-9080. I saw Jasmine, very sweet and a lot of fun. On another board someone recommended Tiffany.

Green_Thumb
03-24-07, 20:01
What is the best strip club in town where the girls are good looking and you get the highest amount of contact? Also, can you touch the girls in this city? In good taste of course; rubbing the ass, maybe some titties, etc.

I'm from Des Moines and can help anyone out with some play for pay if you are ever there.

Thanks.

Nodak Boy
03-25-07, 15:29
Green Thumb,

I think you'll get wildly different reports as to which strip club is best. I've been to some of the best in the US and the one's you'll find in MN are tame comparatively. There's a web site called strip club list dot com where Choice has the most comments and is my favorite right now but am looking at other clubs as I've worn out my welcome there. As for contact, that's a very YMMV type of question, maybe others have better ideas, but Choice isn't a bad place to start.

Cool, don't remember the other board she was on do you? I have accounts on most of em but haven't searched to much for her. I also don't want to spend $150 on a body rub with HE, that's almost enough for me to take to some other cities and get the full meal deal.

John in Tampa
03-26-07, 11:17
Green_Thumb...

Well, hugely based on the concept of YMMV, I have found the Lampligher on Rice street to be an interesting "bottom-of-the-barow" venue. The customers are sleezy, the place is dimmly lit, and the carpets are beer soaked and stained beyond recognition. So if you don't mind setting your standards a little lower and taking your chances (quality varies greatly), give it a shake. Twice in the past few years I have been successful ordering "take-out" from the Lamplighter (again, YMMV).

Nodak Boy
03-26-07, 11:55
I've been to the LampLighter once. It is a hole in the wall joint with a pool table and bar and the dancers are behind glass. Yes, behind glass with slots for $ tips. However, they do come out from behind their cage to give lap dances. I tried a few dances from the same gal and while they were ok, it didn't make me want to come back other than they were I *think* $10, maybe it was the standard 20.

As for the YMMV on take-out, I think the same could be said for almost any strip club. If you eat enough fruit, one will eventually be rotten (in the best sense of rotten of course). Give LL a try and let us know how it goes. I'm always curious as to opening lines when trying for take-out.

Beemr
03-26-07, 12:53
The warm weather certainly has sparked activity. Was out from 6 till 8:30 this morning and saw 7 SW. First pick was Marcy WSW late 30's, not much to look at but a excellent BBBJCIM for a jackson. Right before heading home i could not pass up a younger BSW, Was not going to stop but she flashed me so i thought what the hell. Her name was Trina, young firm and very hot. $.5 for half and half which turned into a bbbjcim and then doggy till completion. Tipped her 10 and went home a happy guy. Only bad part was finding a secluded spot due to it being nice and all the people out, thank god for suv's and tinted windows.

John in Tampa
03-26-07, 18:20
I drove around for a while and didn't see much to report on, so I fell asleep and dreamt that I went to the new AMP in MSP (well a few months old now).

In my dream, I did the usual (1 hour @ the door for .8 and a tip of $ to the young lady for the works.) Yoko offered up a fantastic table shower, a thoroughtly satisfying massage, followed by everything one might want. She was funny and cute with great boobs and a wonderful smile. If you find yourself having a similar dream - ask for her.

Father Mike
03-27-07, 01:12
You never know....

Went to MOA and parked in an isolated area...got to protect the ride...and noticed a dark haired girl giving me a look a couple of spaces away. I smiled and acknowledge I saw her. She rolled down her window and asked me if I was X? By chance, it was my name, she was hot so I said yes. She told me to get in. Hmmmm...hot chick...nice car....I must be dreaming.

Turns out the girl was from Russia. Spoke with a heavy accent. Dances occassionally to pay the bills and make contacts. Bottom line is she was close to the best I've ever had. Damage was $$$ for no holes barred fun for half the night. She enjoys what she does. Black hair, 5'5" tall, 125 lbs. Built with an ass from hell (in the good way). I know I'll go to hell for this one.

Girl wouldn't give digits but told me her routine. I'll share details with senior members with more than 20 posts. PM for details. No offense guys but newbies with one post...you gotta be kidding. I'm new to this town but I've smelled pork before.

And for the dude that lost his date....I owe you one.

Keep it Safe,

Father Mike

Wolfgang
03-27-07, 11:03
Could it be?

Are there postings? Yes!

John, Beemr, Nodak, Green and Anything. I am curious about your ages [or if you are unusually experienced with computer networks and protocols].

I have a new theory about why there are so many MN members not posting. I believe that they are either older [and basically ignorant of computer web network protocols] or basically ignorant of computer web network protocols.

I think that many of our lurkers honestly think that the cops or whatever other bogeyman they think might be watching the board actually have either the technical savvy or the legal ability [USG servers are in Canada and protected by our northern neighbors more freedom loving laws and generally less screwed up thought processes.

Having worked on network architechture I can assure any idiots who don't post because they are worried about being detected and somehow "outed" or charged, that by lurking you are every bit as trackable as those who choose to post, that is to say it is close to impossible. I do not say impossible only because I do not think anything in life is impossible. But this is a close as you are ever going to get in this life.

The only reason I see that John, Beemr, Nodak, Green and Anything are posting is that either due to age or knowledge or shear size of their balls, they have no problem sharing their experiences and knowledge with the rest of us so that we all can benefit.

Lurkers are either here because they believe, on some level, that the US's laws regarding prostitution are stupid and unjust, or they are some kind of evangelically repressed, testical free freak.

These are just some of the thoughts I have while recovering in rehab.

Wolfe

Wolfgang
03-27-07, 11:16
We,

The posters of the MN board are in awe of your religious purity. I did not know that you were Russian Orthodox.

Blessing upon us and upon Saint Jackson.

Wolfe

Cities Boy
03-27-07, 15:59
The end of the month always brings out those inexperienced but highly motivated girls that need to pay for rent, school, bills, etc.

An attractive white student in her early 20's off responded to a craigslist posting I did the other day. We chatted online for a bit and she was quick to mention that she: "only does this when she needs money" (we have all heard that before right?). But honestly, I believe her because she gave me what equated to a GFE for 80.00. Seriously. She didn't even know what BBBJ meant until I told her! LOL! Her response was "why would I want to suck on latex? yuck!" My thoughts exactly. Her BBBJ skills were excellent! I will definitely be seeing her again! Hopefully sooner than the end of next month!

They are out there guys. Seek and you will find.

Father Mike
03-27-07, 21:05
Wolfgang,

We all get lucky sometime in life. Me, I believe in freedom of religion. I turn no angel (or demon) away for her religious beliefs or lack of. She was a good girl dropping to her knees for forgiveness.

Yes, lightening is going to strike me and it's going to be a long eternity in hell.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike



We,

The posters of the MN board are in awe of your religious purity. I did not know that you were Russian Orthodox.

Blessing upon us and upon Saint Jackson.

Wolfe

Random Dream
03-28-07, 05:41
I aint posting cause I aint doing much of anything lately. Been getting fucked up lately more then getting fucked. Umm yah, still seeing shit go down though on the street. Oddly enough franklin between nicollet and 35 is popping off lately.

Lake is sortof dead during the eves but picks up during the mids, considering the temp lately I am not surprised. Still see the same cars every night going around in circles.

Seriously can you be any more obvious? If I'm posted on a corner and see you drive by 10 times within an hour. Whatever whoever drives a little red geo you a damn idiot. Seen you bout 45 times going the same direction on lake st tonight, must be doing the clinton to bloomington to 31st to clinton loop. You fucking idiot.

Sorry for calling out whoever that fucking moron is but it was pissing me off alot tonight, wanted to just smash a few of his damn windows and ring his fat ass neck.

Anyways stay safe out there people and don't be so damn obvious.

Beemr
03-28-07, 08:00
Hi Wolf,

I am 36, was away from being online for awhile due to work, so it had been 6 months or more since I was on the site. I did post a few times back then, but looks like I willnto be traveling for work so I should be more on line regularly now.

Good luck and good hunting.

Nodak Boy
03-28-07, 16:32
Wolf, let's just say I could have a mid-life crisis if I wanted to (a bit early) and yes I do know a few things about computer networks such as doing a nslookup to get the actual IP address for usasexguide.info and pumping that into tracert to actually see if it goes to Canada:
...
10 oc48-pos3-0.mtl-core-a.peer1.net [216.187.115.129]
11 oc48pos5-0.mtl-core-b.peer1.net [65.39.166.174]
12 oc48-pos6-0.mtl-bvh-dis-2.peer1.net [216.187.115.78]
13 g1-1.mtl-hd-core02.peer1.iweb.ca [216.187.90.134]
14 ip-209-172-35-240.static.privatedns.com [209.172.35.240]

And then using one of the many IP address locator web sites and found one that listed the IP in Montreal CA. Actually I'm more coder than network guy.

I do confess to being more of a lurker and scouter than actual doer. I travel several times a month and do check out the scene, but it's mostly window shopping. While the devil may have made me do it a few times, I just usually stick with the strip clubs and read about your antics here. Being in a relationship, it's also a might bit harder to make even $150 just "disappear". But I'm always glad to help as much as I can.

And even if Big Brother is listening, how would they prosecute you with only the words written here? For all any of us knows, we could be blowing smoke up everyone's a$$ as to our ho abilities and sexcapades.

==================================================

Hi Nodak Boy,

It's no secret that my servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely outside the USA's legal system.

Thanks,

Jackson

Spaniard21
03-28-07, 17:50
I was wondering if anyone here had ever banged a genuine celebrity. A list, B list, or porno. If you have then this is the time to brag.

If anyone is interested then you could ask me about details on my 2 scores on that level. The names? Debbie Gibson and Jodi Sweetin. Definitely B list these days but well known in their time. One was met on a phone hookup service [Livelinks or Quest I think] and the other was at a party and she was totally into the 420. Nice ladies, nice bodies, and very decent shags. I shouldn't have but I barebacked both [yah, yah, yah - it's crazy, but what is life without risks?].

My one regret is not taking pictures. I could have used the extra retirement income and both fell asleep ... Sigh, that's what I get for being a decent guy.

I am looking forward to seeing more posts online.

FYI - anyone know a decent bird who might do outcall to the country and come balance on a disabled guys balls? One I can trust that is?

Wolf.You mean Deborah Gibson, haha

I always liked her when i was younger. I'm jealous! good kill.. was she good?

this is my first post on this forum. I usually post on the South America forums because that's where I do all my devilish activities. :)

Iceman007
03-29-07, 02:41
Well, I am visiting your fair city for a few days and I did my homework by reading this board to see what areas were active. Since I am more up north I started there. Nothing to be seen at all on Lowry expect one car pulled over surrounded by 4 LE cars.

Next I went down to Lake Street. There was action there but nothing really to jump up and scream about. Most of it was down by the McDonalds of course. I then went up to Franklin where there a few girls but they would disappear quickly. I eventually did pick up a WSW named Tammy. The deal was .2 for a BJ however nothing never got going except a hand for awhile. I had only given her half and held half in reserve till job finished. Well, she got paranoid where we were parked and such so then she wanted to do it while driving which I did not object. But her being parnoid for LE then made me paranoid of course. So we are coming up this one street to head back to Franklin and she sees her friend and she is saying pull over so she can buy some weed. I am like I do not want any drugs in my car. That is where I draw the line. So I pulled over and she got out and I locked up and pulled up to the stop sign like I was waiting but then I saw LE approacing from the left so I flipped on my signal to make a right turn. I figured that was enough of a sign to get out of the area for tonight. So all in all I am out .1 for a half hearted HJ. Which I figure it is just another charitable contribution to write off on next years taxes.

I would rather be safe and be out .1 then be sorry in this case.

Showpaldude
03-29-07, 11:36
Wolfgang,

I saw this on another board today and thought of your post. I guess she's appearing in Milwaukee 4/2 thru 4/4. I'm not suggesting anybody should do anything about it, just that it ran along the same lines as what you were talking about.

http://www.touringgfe.com/Kat.html

Wolfgang
03-30-07, 08:20
It time for the uncle Wolfie Show,

Here is uncle wolfie, sitting in bed, unable to get up much and looking for a personal injury shyster. Be a good kid and hand uncle Wolfie his bottle of Jack Daniels. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. Thanks kid, now F@#$ off. Uncle Wolfie has to talk to the adults for a minute.

Now it's time for my listener letters.

Spongebob wrote to me about Katrina Kat. Uncle Wolfie wonders why he named himself that? Is it because he has a bony butt, or is it because he is kind of spongy? Ouch. Uncle Wolfie must be cranky. Glug. That's better.

Uncle Wolfie was scheduled to see Kat when she came through town but some F@#$er hit me with his company truck. Glug, glug, glug. If and when she comes through town again I am going to book another couple of hours and get my wheels rotated. Sure Uncle Wolfie likes the streets and the hunt, but did you see that ass? Besides she has great reviews on the boards and will take you around the world as often as you want.

Our next letter is from from South America where Uncle Wolfie lived for a few years. Uncle Wolfie was married and he still got his oil changed all the time from women who were va va va voom damn hot. Sign. Uncle wolfie is depressed now. Hey kid I need another bottle. Kid? Sign. Now Uncle Wolfie is really depressed.

Yes, Spaniard, Uncle Wolfie was traveling on business and so was Deborah. We hooked up on Live Links or Quest of something and F@#$ed like rabbits all night. It was a good thing that Uncle Wolfie has vitamin V and a lot of Uncle Jack in the room. Uncle Wolfie needed back traction and a burn kit for his weiner. So the moral of the story is that Uncle Wolfie has lead a blessed life.

Kid, where's that bottle?

The next letter is from NoDak Boy, who likely has escaped that gulag of a state, a place more desolate than the Russian Steppes and about as inviting. Uncle Wolfie asks, why is North Dakota so sparsely populated? Uncle Wolfie answers, it because they have imbred there for so many generations they have forgot how to nail anything outside the family tree. Ha, ha, ha. Uncle Wolfie says "snap." Uncle Wolfie never had a sister but there was this one babysitter tho'. Uncle Wolfie needs counselling.

Nodak noticed something that Uncle Wolfie did. I also RTFF and found that Saint Jackson, all praise his name, states, namely that he has his servers where the bluebloods in DC and the heartland can't get to them. Ah Montreal. Uncle Wolfie loves Montreal and would like all of you to go a visit there so you too can get banged by some young hot french thing for bargain prices. Sign. Uncle Wolfie needs another drink.

Speaking of drinking, Uncle Wolfie raises his bottle to the Iceman who had the brains to not mess around with LEO or the half crazy ROB he kicked to the curb. Uncle Wolfie has always considered it a bad idea to get between LEO and the hooker LEO is trying to shake down for a BJ. LEO is a cranky animal who hates America, Freedom, Truth, Justice, and the pursuit of Happiness. Uncle Wolfie with misquote the Beatles, "happiness is a warm ... snatch." Sigh.

Uncle Wolfie sends a shout out to Beemr who is back in the game. Uncle Wolfie says that he hates beemers, but likes Beemr anyway.

Our last letter is from Random dream who conplains about an idiot in a Read Geo. If Red Geo is reading this then RTFF and get a clue. But if he isn't then Random should be glad that someone is being so obvious. I look for idiots because LEO finds them an easy target. Uncle Wolfie assumes a different MO that the idiot such as walking or driving in another pattern, or getting a drink, but stays in the area, assuming that if LEO gets fed then LEO will be busy going back to his den for a donut and a round of fill in the paperwork. This leaves Uncle Wolfie free to scam on the chicks.
Uncle Wolfie says don't do closed captioning for the thinking impaired.d

Uncle Wolfie must sign off now and go beat the kid for not bringing me another bottle, but wants for remind everyone to stay safe out there and to keep posting. You are making Uncle Wolfie a happy man. Not as happy as some nice warm ..... sigh.

Wolfe.

Ontheroad
03-30-07, 09:56
Last week my little head got the best of me and I used CL. I hooked up with a Thai hottie in St Paul at her run down apartment. It turns out she was under house arrest with and electronic tether around her ankle. I didn't notice until we had already started the action. She was a little rushed, but she had a great bod and she talked dirty the whole time. Her rates were pretty reasonable too.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/302819232.html

Spaniard21
03-30-07, 11:02
Yes, Spaniard, Uncle Wolfie was traveling on business and so was Deborah. We hooked up on Live Links or Quest of something and F@#$ed like rabbits all night. It was a good thing that Uncle Wolfie has vitamin V and a lot of Uncle Jack in the room. Uncle Wolfie needed back traction and a burn kit for his weiner. So the moral of the story is that Uncle Wolfie has lead a blessed life.

Wolfe.:rofl:

Nice! I am jealous

One of my missions in life is to shag a Mexican soap opera actress. They're so yum.

Cheers

Cities Boy
03-30-07, 13:15
That was an excellent episode of the The Uncle Wolfie Show. Syndication in the near future maybe? LOL I still cannot believe how you picked up Debbie Gibson on a chat line. Thats incredible.

I don't know about you guys but I'm getting anxious for summer and the girls hitting the streets once school gets out. I've heard that the action around South H.S. can be risky, but I have also heard that the reward can be great. Anyone have any experience in this area? I know that the neighborhood has been getting involved to crack down on things, but how is the action in this area? Good or bad? Too risky?

ranger979
03-31-07, 03:07
I was out Wednesday looking for some action and checked out Lake Street. I didn't see a thing. I then decided to check out St. Paul. It's been a long time since I've had any luck there but it's on the way home so I figured I didn't have anything to loss.

I cruised around for a while around University and was about ready to head home when I spotted a WSW on University and Milton. It was raining that day and she was so bundled up that I couldn't tell much about her figure. She said her name was Carrie or Kaylee or something like that. I don't remember anymore. In any case she gave a very good, unrushed bbj.

John in Tampa
04-01-07, 15:41
I cruised around for a while around University and was about ready to head home when I spotted a WSW on University and Milton.

Ranger,

Be careful in Frogtown - the rumor is that Uncle Leo has a renewed interest in the community and a continuous eye out there. It used to be a lot of fun though - years ago now.

John in Tampa
04-01-07, 15:47
So I read through the ol' CL for about 2 hours - it just looks the same day after day.

Then, I went for a leisurely drive (and a stroll) through the 'ol neighborhood, but didn't find what I was after. I am kind of tired of the AMP (but at least it is easy and consistent), and though I got some excellent take-out a while back at the Lamplighter, I didn't want to fight the smoke of a strip joint.

Does anyone feel sorry for me yet?

If you have had the time of your life in the last few months and are willing to share a recommendation or some digits (even if it is for one of our pricier options) please hit me up via PM - I need to try something new.

Variety is the spice of life...
John

Lamont
04-02-07, 02:41
I dodged a bullet tonight and thought I'd share with you guys.

Well, since I'm new to the area and not exactly sure where to mongore just yet, I thought I'd give CL a try. Knowning full well I would be taking a huge chance, especially not finding any reviews on this girl, I called anyways.

I normal do a search of the phone number on CL to see if it pulls up multiple listings and different girls. Of course it did! But the girl looked so damn cute and I decided what the hell, just be cautious. So after calling and leaving a msg, I get a call back 20 minutes later. The girl on the phone tells me she can be to me in about an hour. I ask her if she provides fs and she of course says yes. An hour and 15 minutes goes by and she still hasn't shown up and no call. I decide to call and she where she's at/if she's even coming still. No answer...5 minutes later she calls to tell me she's about 15 minutes away. Hehe, 45 minutes later I call again, and she's like I'm getting off at your exit now. Unbelievable! I express my displeasures and tell her that if she doesn't show up at more door in the next 10 minutes to just forget it. She's at my door in exactly 10 minutes. (I already know I'm in for an adventure at this point, but why stop now.)

The good, she's cute and looks like her pics.

So she ask's to see ID (not sure what thats all about, but I oblige without any problems.) She asks if I want to get started with a massage....ok. She tells me to disrobe fully and THEN asks for the money upfront. I tell her 'no', that if she would like, I'd show it to her, but I wasn't going to give her the money so she can take off running. She doesnt like this at all and insists on collecting upfront. Then I ask her again, if this was going to be fs....(here's where the fun begins) She tells me she doesnt know what that means. LOL, nice! I tell her that when I spoke to her on the phone she said yes to fs. Of course now, she says that's not an option. I tell her, 'Peace out'. She storms out and 5 minutes later she's calling me to see if I changed my mind. WTF? Change my mind??? I tell her at this point the combination of her shadiness and being late has turned me off....later!

So watch of for this one fellas,

Lamont

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/304397906.html

Wolfgang
04-02-07, 08:31
Great report.

Sorry you had a bad experience but that is part and parcel of mongering. It's a good thing that your super sonar sonic hodar went off and that you followed some of the basic rules of mongering. Red flag number one had to be the multilple late times. My rule of thumb is to grab the reins early on and let them know who is in charge. This can be done with style, politeness, and class [see James Bond films].

The ID is a thing that some of them have gotten into. For your lower class girls they have read the better escorts ads and have delusions of grandeur. It does not make them safer, it makes you less safe. Me, I will give an ID if I get an ID. If they are legit they sometimes will and if they ain't they will not, assuming they have one.

Here is scam girls ad. She is pretty hot looking. However, beauty is only skin deep, and ugly goes to the bone. She is blonde and young looking. But according to Lamonts report, ugly.


"BABY FACE - w4m - 19

I AM YOUNG, FUN, SWEET, TENDER, AND FULL OF ENERGY.....

6129911254
MAKE SURE YOU ASK FOR LISA"

FYI - I would ask for ID. I don't play around with girls, only women. I'm not a pimp and I'm not a punk.

Keep it safe.

Wolfe.

Nodak Boy
04-02-07, 12:17
This link should be required viewing for anybody new to this forum:
http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html

I would seem LE has a very continuous eye on this area as I've ventured to the website a few times and always see Frogtown as usually the #1 place to get busted.

The one thing that always sticks out in my mind when I look at the latest photos is how "photogenic-challenged" some of the girls are, to say that in a nice way. I mean if this is what's out there, those strip clubs look better every day. Like JIT says and I've experienced just a few times, while the chances are generally very slim you may get lucky.

ranger979
04-02-07, 13:22
Yeah, the girl I picked up said the same thing. She said you should never come out on Tuesdays or Thursdays. You would think they would be more random than that but who knows.


Ranger,

Be careful in Frogtown - the rumor is that Uncle Leo has a renewed interest in the community and a continuous eye out there. It used to be a lot of fun though - years ago now.

Beemr
04-02-07, 15:30
Was short on time today but hoped the sunshine would have brought some girls out. Only had a hour and only saw one SW on Lake and she was scooped up before I could get around the block. Looks like I may have to try CL tonight if yahoo doesn't produce anything.

Good luck and good hunting!

John in Tampa
04-02-07, 19:13
I really hope that this stays on the Left Coast, but just in case... be careful out there...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/PrintStory.pl?document_id=2003432936&slug=craigslist16m&date=20061116

Here are a few related stories (there are probably plenty of these out there):

http://www.thedailyworld.com/articles/2007/03/04/local_news/02news.txt

http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/142044.html

http://www.dailynewstranscript.com/homepage/x305534200

Nodak Boy
04-03-07, 14:50
The article was back in Nov 2006. I looked in the Seattle forum for that time period and didn't' really see much info. You would think somewhere someone has the CL ad posted, I would extremely curious to see it and if it mentioned "Incall only" and what her pictures looked like. This goes to show that LE is not "dumb" and are certainly on the USG boards.

I know a guy who's past was not pristine as far as smoking "something" and is now either a security officer or on the police force I forget. But the message is that LE officers are horny like the rest of us and late at night in their own private residence, go looking for porn. You know they stumble onto sites like this and all the others. I would bet good money that they wish they could partake. It's only because of our puritan laws that this crap exists. Just Google for state laws regarding oral/anal sex and see what kind of time behind bars it could get you. This is F'ing redicuous. How is it that other countries like Canada, England, Netherlands, and parts of Nevada can have legalized prostitution and we can't? Nooo, but it's quite alright to see people senselessly butchered on TV as entertainment, that's just great, what a wonderful message.

To me, ask any person who's gone to school and later had to work at a minimum wage job like McDonalds/Walmart that getting paid minimum wage isn't itself worse than a woman (or a man) being able to employ themselves as escorts? If the girls is doing this because she is forced to or is on drugs, that I find different. The Seattle Times article talks about "being exploited and it's degrading". What the heck do you call working at McD's for very little $ when you're 40? I guess you're working for "the man" and then it's justified.

The article also states "You should hear what some of these guys have asked our detectives to do — it's disgusting". Disgusting to who? Dear Police, please tell us your fantasies you have at home and let me judge if it's disgusting, if it is, you should be arrested and publicly shamed. Don't tell me all those mail order dildo's are going to non-Police affiliated couples. What? ! You stuck the dildo in her ass, oh the horror!

I have never taken drugs or even smoked a cigarette, but what people want to do behind closed doors in their own privacy with their own money who aren't injuring the other person should be of no issue to anyone else, much less the Gov't.

Give me a break (stepping off the pedastal)

Nodak Boy
04-03-07, 15:00
I found this one through Google:

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

Now that is the kind of legistlative people I want running my government and spending time even thinking about. Maybe they could mandate all women to wear burqas so that the men would never get an erection, problem solved. Let me think where this has been tried. Hmmm, oh yeah, Iraq.

Thank God we live in MN where I can have an erection in my pants! Just don't be getting a hummer as you cross over the St Croix into Wisonsin. You've been warned. ;)

John in Tampa
04-05-07, 02:24
I made a low-level reconnaisance pass through the neighborhood this evening and didn't see too much. There was one somewhat foxy WSW on Clinton just south of W Lake St., but she was gone after I returned from once around the block. After one circuit, I drove away (once around the block is enough for me).

I hope your own scouting trips were more productive...

Cities Boy
04-05-07, 10:08
I made a low-level reconnaisance pass through the neighborhood this evening and didn't see too much. There was one somewhat foxy WSW on Clinton just south of W Lake St., but she was gone after I returned from once around the block. After one circuit, I drove away (once around the block is enough for me).

I hope your own scouting trips were more productive...I've been noticing the same thing myself. A couple of nights back I was out for almost an hour and a half and only saw this one crackhead ASW that I have seen out before! So am I just missing the girls or what? Is the monger to SW ratio that far out of whack? Seems like I see many more mongers than SW's lately. Hopefully when if finally warms up again things will change?

Wolfgang
04-05-07, 12:10
Nodak,

Regarding your comments on the PoPo. Uncle Wolfie was a cop a long time ago [after the service]. Uncle Wolfie couldn't take all of the vice and corruption. He felt like he needed to shower all the time. And if you know what a pig uncle Wolfie is, then you get some kind of an idea just how bad it was.

My "fellow" LEO's reveled in behaving like the moral police, all truth, justice and the American Way, but Uncle Wolfie knew better. They shook down crooks,, speeder, hookers, pimps, drug dealers, politicians, and anyone else they could. Now Uncle Wolfie is not saying that all cops are crooks at heart, but Uncle Wolfie is just saying that most of them are. One Alberto Gonzales comes to mind. Uncle Wolfie wonders if AG or GW is the top in their relationship [insert dirty thought of AG Gonzales in BDSM leather here] . Uncle Wolfie says that this is why we need a constitution and a congress with enough balls to defend it. Sigh.

As for the WA state LEO being disgusted, well Nodak Boy, don't let that bother you. The difference between what LEO says publically is disgusting and what LEO does privately is the difference between porn, which Uncle Wolfie likes [oh yes he does] and snuff films [which LEO likes alot, oh yes he does - it's called getting your gun off]. There is a reason they are called bad words.

Uncle Wolfie just couldn't take the hypocracy. "Oh the humanity." Besides, Uncle Wolfie didn't want to be the Sarges ***** for 20 more years. So Uncle Wolfie moved on and worked for the entertainment industry where perversion was taken to a new level. Sigh. I didn't mind being a ***** there, but the parties were a lot more fun. Sigh. Uncle Wolfie is not a well man.

Uncle Wolfie is looking at the ceiling in his room and wondering if it is too early to start drinking. F#$% it. Glug.

AHhhhhhhhhhh.

Uncle Wolfie says play safe and report back. Uncle Wolfie also says that if you are a lurker and not posting then Uncle Wolfie is going to curse your weiner so it is small and soft like a slug. You will also fart a lot. And get turned on by thoughts of your Grandmother, unless you already do, in which case you will get turned on by thoughts of your Grandfather, unless he is dead, in which case you are very sick to be thinking of him that way. Uncle Wolfie wonders what is wrong with you. Pervert.

Uncle Wolfie is going to surf some porn now.

Wolfgang
04-05-07, 12:19
Uncle Wolfie is planning a trip because the weather here sucks so he was checking some other cities on the board and he came across this post in Pheonix.

Uncle Wolfie says this guy has balls and the smarts to realize what the Nazi wannabe LEO there did not. He kept his cool and netted the chick. Uncle Wolfie is impressed. Uncle Wolfie thinks this guy has read the ACLU site, but Uncle Wolfie could be wrong.

Woof.




" #223
IWannaBInAsia
Regular Member
Reports: 22
First Run In With LE
An amusing story from last night.

I was cruising McDowell for fun only last night on my way back from running some errands. Just wanted to see what girls were out and kill some time. I saw a few girls walking East on McD around 33rd Ave and decided to stop and wait for them to walk by. I pulled over about 30-40 feet from McD on 29th Ave (I think) and sat with my lights off. I saw a car turn the block behind me and I kept an eye on it--you have to be careful in this area at times. Just as they started coming back behind me a few car lengths, I knocked over a few items sitting in my car (only books and crap). I lean over to pick them up and then his lights came on. Aw shit! What the heck does he want? ! I didn't really know what to do. In AZ, do you get out of the car or wait for them to come to you. I waited for them.

He and his partner come up to my car and ask what I was doing there. I said just killing some time and checking my street maps. This led to a long Q&A session with him indicating that he knew what I was up to. I wanted to say, "What? Do you get regular nobbers from Nikki too? ". But I didn't think I should push it too far. I answered the "no sir, I wasn't drinking" questions. They kept looking in my windows with the flashlights and start telling me that they could search my car since my windows were tinted beyond state regulations. I said, "Talk to Honda 'cause they did it when they delivered the car. " Some more annoying "cop-john" banter went on with them telling me that they could ". Haul me in and the car would have to stay here and I wouldn't want that now would I? " and the girls I was waiting for finally walk by. They flash a smile and a wave at me (or the cops) and then proceed down the block. Cop keeps telling me that he knows I was waiting for the ho's that just passed by, ". Wasn't I? ! " Now he started getting irritable and I thought, dammit, now what crawled up his butt? ! He's gonna get pissy with me just for sitting here? Crap!

But finally he relents and hands me my license and papers back and tells me that now I'm a known offender and will be written up next time I'm loitering down there. Huh? What the fuc? ! Can't I sit on the street and watch traffic? ! Then he tells me to go straight home or he'll ticket me next time. What a jerkoff! So he waits for me to leave and I turn left (the direction of the girls) and he follows me. I pass the girls and wave to them. They wave back. I turned North on 27th and the cop goes on down McD. I turn around and double back to McD and, sure enough, there are my new friends.

Long story short, Sugar and I had a good time and then went for a short ride for her to get her phone from her partner. All that hassle when I didn't even plan on finding a girl that night."

Showpaldude
04-05-07, 19:01
WG,

As usual, Leo using unethical tactics to try for force you to fuck up and confess under the guise of "I'm trying to help you here" BS. Man, why don't they go fight real crime? I know, it's all been said before. I'm just ranting when I see this crap again and again.

Nodak Boy
04-06-07, 13:32
So Wolfie, I'm looking for you to expound on the reasons why the Mpls forum here is sooooo slow.

Is there too much "MN nice" going on that we don't want to share our details? Maybe our standard of living is too high where we don't have prostitution problems? Aren't people aware of the internet?

For the closest example I could find, I compared Milwaukee's forum with Mpls. I found one place that listed the population of Mpls as 2,765,116 and Milwaukee as 1,457,655 as of 1996. So we're about twice as big as Milwaukee yet when I compare the forum numbers:
Mpls = 3 photos 222 posts
Mwke = 25 photos 514 posts
Madison = 7 photos 281 posts

The numbers don't add up statistically. We're both about the same climate so that should even things out vs comparing against some of the warmer regions of the country.

This Nodak Boy got the F out of ND for these various reasons, it seems Mpls isn't that far behind as far as being goody-two-shoes.

I mean #@$%&!^#, Madison WI has more going on than Mpls? OMFG

John in Tampa
04-06-07, 13:57
"Push in one place and it simply comes up again in the other."

[source: http://www.newint.org/issue252/unfair.htm - Feb, 2004]

If you are interested in how Leo is received with regard to the hobby, here is one of dozens of articles written in the same voice as some of our own frustrated posters in this forum. The author is a woman who wanders all over the issues, but offers a few compelling comments. For what it iw worth...

"In most countries police tend to use more ‘discretion’ in dealing with ‘vice’ as opposed to ‘hard’ crimes. This may sometimes mean they act reasonably and within the law. But it can also mean they make arbitrary decisions. ‘Arbitrary decision-making’ is often a euphemism for some appalling acts."

This article goes on to say:

"One of the most notorious by-products of quasi-legality is police corruption. Bribes paid to police come directly or indirectly from the prostitute’s pocket, who may also have to render free services."

John in Tampa
04-07-07, 02:55
Check this article from Arizona out...

http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/0222mr-officer0223.html

Wolfgang
04-09-07, 11:10
JIT and ND,

Thanks for your reports and thoughts.

JIT - let me repeat myself. Cops are pigs. The sad fact is that many of the people who are interested in police work are of a mindset that would have voted for Hitler and would have worn a brown shirt.

Check out the local high school parking lot and you will see them, in an old big pickup truck [compensation issues], with lots of those como colored ribbon stickers on it that say "I support our troops." They will have their hair high and tight and they will be alone. Very alone. They might be carrying a bible. These are the ones who the military used to bounce during recruiting for obvious antisocial issues, but now are forced to take because of King George the 1st's systematic wrecking of our proud forces. Rant. Rave. Snort.

The point I am making is that many cops have small black souls that need to put others down so they may feel up. Many cops are addicted to drugs including alcohol. Many have anger issues, and many actually want to shoot their guns. I have heard cops literally pray that someone will draw down on them. It's sick.

Is it any wonder that they pick on the easiest targets?

By the way thanks for the internet fish wrap. I didn't think that they author of the first article wander off topic.

Nodak.

Here are some of my theories.

First. If we post, then they will come. My thoughts, such as they are, are that the pros and pimps also watch the boards and the busy ones will indicate that there is a good market. If you are hoping so sell clothing you display your wares in NYC and NOT New Jersey. The same applies to pussy. This is one of the main reason that I get so annoyed with lurkers. If they would just post then the pimps and pros would migrate to test the waters.

Second. This is the land of MN nice. Most of these Lutheran farmboys don't actually know that they have a tackle box and those that do either don't know what to do with it or are convinced that they will burn in hell if they do use it [not realizing that by voting for Bush or his psychologically crippled local doppolgangers they will burn in hell anyway - ahem - I'll get off my soapbox now]. Couple that with a percieved aggressive LEO presence, then there can be limited markets.

The problem is that there is not a heavy LEO presence [Minnesotans I have talked to seem to think that Minneapolis is a VERY DANGEROUS PLACE - bwahahahahahahahahahaha - it is to laugh - what a bunch of idiots - South Philly is dangerous and I feel pretty safe walking around those neighborhood at midnight - truth be know Bagdad is dangerous, but Minneapolis? Nigga, please]. There is only the perception of one.

If you read my last post then you will know what balls are and how to score the chick anyway. There are few cops who will bust someone on questionable charges because they will get their asses handed to them from someone upline or from my or your lawyer. They will try to convince someone they pull over that they will, but it is pure bravado. Hell, if a cop busted me under the quoted circumstances in my last posting, I would be laughing all the way to bank and so would the shark who I hired on commission to take the cop, his partner, the commanding officers, the department, the city/county/state, and the manufacturor of any equipment that was used on me [cuffs, taser, vehicle, etc]. People have retired on Popo stupidity. They know that.

Milwaukie is a burb of Chicago, so when you compare sizes and stats then be sure to factor that in. Besides, they are also a port city which makes a difference. Sailors will f@#$ anything that moves, or anything that just lies there like it's dead. I remember once I was visiting Portland Oregon when a fleet of navy ships showed up for some festival. So many hookers blew into town that they were falling out of trees. This goes back to my first point. If we post, they will come. And then so will we.

Be safe, post, and prosper. May the force be with you. Father was a rolling stone. 23 skidoo. I like Ike. Britney is a wh^&*.

Wolfe

PS - I'm still out of the game so I am counting on y'all to keep up with the posting and mongering.

Milf Cruiser
04-09-07, 13:03
Fellow Cruisers,

This room needs a bit of an excitement injection. I'm leaving it up to myself to lift the spirits of this dungeon. Every time I read a post it's either some dude complaining that the cruising sucks lately, or Wolfie posting another war story about how he used to bang one of the chicks from Charlies Angels while getting a rim job from the Olsen Twins.

Enoughs enough. Wolfie you are the man, but we need less complaining about the local cops, (which I have never had problems with and have actually been let off the hook by) and more passing along of recent tales of our perversion. I'll start: two nights ago I met a young white who wasn't too smart near 15th and Lake St. She got in, we talked shop and before I knew it, she was doing her best Pam Anderson impression on my hairless half-inch. Said her name was "Stephanie". A little over weight but had nice jugs and good oral skillz.

For the rest of you humps. I'll be out again tonight. Like to see some of you out there to back me up in case someone tries to rob me again (but that's another story). I've seen plenty of lurkers out there lately. Now it's time to share the wealth with the coming spring.

See You Out There,

MILF

Louie NJ
04-09-07, 20:51
Wolf,

Great reply. Sorry to hear that you are still out of the game.

I wish I could go out and gather information but I don't have much time due to work and relocating family to the area.

I have been reading this site since August of 2006 when I relocated to the area.

I would love to contribute. I will keep my eyes open when I drive around the TC.

Going back to your pizza question, I have not tried anything lately.

Get better soon.

Thanks,

LouieNJ

Wolfgang
04-10-07, 11:28
Louie,

Thanks for your kind words.

MILF - holy shit, that was one funny post. I'm still rolling on the floor, which, with my back, is like russian rolette. A rim job from the Olson Twins. Oh shit, that is funny. They are skinny enough to fit in under there. On the other hand, that gives me an idea for when my back is no longer ailing me. Which charlies angel did you have in mind? Was it from the TV show or the Movie? Or were you thinking about all of them with Demi Moore thrown in for good measure? Sigh. Now I need to go butter my balony. Damn you Milf. I'm starting to chaf. Seriously though, I have been very lucky in my life, but never that lucky.

And on your sage advice I will start cutting the local constabulatory some slack. You are right that the local cops are not that bad, especially compared to some of the LEO I knew down south. On the other hand I have always thought that the cops in Canada and England were very nice and professional. I could be wrong. So listen up everyone, let's designate today as the official USG Hug a Cop day. You heard it hear first. Now go forth and spread the love.

Everyone be safe out there. With good weather comes opportunity, and with opportunity comes .... what? BJ's?

Sigh.

Wolfe.

tassder12
04-11-07, 10:45
There have been a number of Craigslist posts about how it is apparently being watched heavily by LE, and there is a report of a fake provider ad leading to an LE sting.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/309857657.html calls it out, here is an image from another post after this in case the post(s) get remove from CL again.

http://imagedeposit.com/ad_images/ImageDeposit_dot_com_FREE_Hosting_BIG_UserID_64468_Image_number_24EAF52120.jpg).

I don't post much, cause I don't do much, but thought this would be worth informing you braver souls about. Stay Safe.

Punterfff
04-11-07, 11:50
I have been offline for a few days due to some computer problems. But at the suggestion of Wolfie. I have a quick story to pass along. I had and acquaintance that used the phone services and wound up in a motel room with a couple of horny teens. They claimed they were 18. From what I understand- he had the best couple hours of his life. A week later, LE showed up at his office. Turns out the girls were 14 or 15. The parents found out the whole story. Turns out their cell phones still had the guys number stored and it led LEO right to his home and work. The lesson is to use the big head before the little. Or apparently in MILF'S case. The 'half inch hairless! '

Regardless if the Olson twins are tossing your salad. Or Betty White is tossing you off. Be careful!

John in Tampa
04-11-07, 11:55
O.K. now look out the window. What do you see? It is the 11th of April and we have a freaking blizzard going on. So tell me again why in hell it is that we live here?

I did a low pass through the hood today and not surprisingly didn't see much going on, so off to the ol' AMP. Nothing like reliability when all else fails.

The table shower was one of tbe best ever - the girl knew just how to scrub junior and the boys. The massage was really good, and the finish was lasting and energetic.

Support your local AMP

----

P.S. I read somewhere that the rimmin' Olson Twins are going under the knife together for their first round of plastic surgery. I must be getting old, wasn't it yesterday that they were about six?

Wolfgang
04-12-07, 00:05
OK,


So it doesn't really. but there was a first hand report on a Popo sting on CL. A redhead from Ham Lake. Thanks Tassder for passing that on.
everyone check the monger on your right and see if he is still there.

Yup. Cops can't edit in html. On the other hand neither can providers. I guess they have that and the blowjobs in common. Yup, a cops gotta support his partner.

FYI, I was accused today of cock blocking on Lake. Wasn't me. I swear on a stack of bibles. I am still laid up [Bwahahaha] and can't touch my toes, never mind bang on a sweet piece. Keep it safe out there.

Wolfe.

PS - great work on the reports boys. Uncle Wolfie is very proud of you. Snif. Tear.

Hey, Mary Kate! Come here. My balls need washing.

Cities Boy
04-12-07, 10:45
I also took a pass through the hood late yesterday morning on my way back to the office and saw a nice looking, younger Latino SW that seemed really nervous about being out there but I knew that she was working the streets. I tried a few times to get her to come over to my car, but she just wouldn't do it. Finally she came over, went to grab the door handle, then just stopped, turned around and walked away! I was looking around and there was no LE in sight anywhere. I have no idea what spooked her. I was very disappointed too because she had a nice j-lo type booty that I would have liked to grab on to while she gave me a "sople el trabajo" LOL. There is your Spanish lesson for today guys. Hopefully some warmer weather will bring them out of hiding! Keep posting! Information is knowledge!

Louie NJ
04-12-07, 19:54
There have been a number of Craigslist posts about how it is apparently being watched heavily by LE, and there is a report of a fake provider ad leading to an LE sting.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/309857657.html calls it out, here is an image from another post after this in case the post(s) get remove from CL again.

http://imagedeposit.com/ad_images/ImageDeposit_dot_com_FREE_Hosting_BIG_UserID_64468_Image_number_24EAF52120.jpg).

I don't post much, cause I don't do much, but thought this would be worth informing you braver souls about. Stay Safe.Tassder12,

Is this the ad you are talking about?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ers/310157635.html

I just want to help keep everyone safe.

Thanks,

LouieNJ

Father Mike
04-13-07, 01:58
FYI....

I was eating at McD's on Lake when I had a vision. Blonde slim and young. She was dropped off by an Impala in the parking lot and looked way too nice to be on the street. She definitely had my attention though. I watched her for about 15 minutes then a car pulls in and she leans in the window to chat and guess what? The Impala (maroon) pulls in front of the guy blocking him and he gets a free ride downtown. Hmmmmm.

If it looks too good to be true.......

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Nodak Boy
04-13-07, 05:59
I didn't know they served pork at McD's, and drive up service no less!

The picture in the purported LE ad looks like those silly images that are always in CL that belong to cam girls. Not only can't cops edit in HTML, they don't know their cell phone cameras from a digital SLR.

Since we don't have an official "Strip Club" forum for Mpls, I'm posting this here. I've been going to the Choice club as my "for now" favorite. While a girl at the LL was challenging my customer loyalty, it seems I may be going back to Choice. There's one girl I've been thinking about taking to the VIP. I've never been in the VIP because (1) they are way too expensive, (2) I don't know what I would get there that I can't in the non-VIP, and (3) see #1. So I'm looking for anybody with info as to good/bad experiences at the VIP at Choice. PM me if you prefer. If you think there is a better club than Choice in the Twin Cities, I'd like to hear your experiences. And yes I know YMMV with every club depending on the dancer.

Cheers :)

John in Tampa
04-13-07, 11:09
That is scary Father Mike - really spooky. How could muster up the courage to eat at McD's?

Oh, and the sting you described... that just sucks. What's a horny monger to do?





FYI....

I was eating at McD's on Lake when I had a vision. Blonde slim and young. She was dropped off by an Impala in the parking lot and looked way too nice to be on the street. She definitely had my attention though. I watched her for about 15 minutes then a car pulls in and she leans in the window to chat and guess what? The Impala (maroon) pulls in front of the guy blocking him and he gets a free ride downtown. Hmmmmm.

If it looks too good to be true.......

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Wolfgang
04-13-07, 14:06
The honorable Fr. Mike,

Good report on the bust. It is time to post the rules of mongering again. Here is a quiz from the respected, if ugly, senior member to those of my less bright students. Which mongering rule was broken recently at McD's? Hint - it comes after rule number 8 and before rule number 10.

JIT - you eat at McD's? How old are you? 12? Bwahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Sorry. The target was just sitting there in front of me. I had to take the shot.

Wolfe


Rules of Mongering {uncle wolfie did not write these, he just lives by them}

1. IS SHE? - It isn't like the movies -They wear ordinary clothes, and are just walking alone, with no bags, or maybe making a phone call at a pay phone (but if you could check, there would be no one on the line). A female walking alone, without shopping bags on a hobbyist street is almost always working.

2. If you aren't sure, come back in a few minutes. Non-pros who happen to be walking are going somewhere, which isn't up and down the same stretch of road. On hobbyist streets, the local women tend to avoid looking like they might be in business, unless they are!

3. If she is watching traffic, she's probably a SW.

4. If she makes eye contact with you, she's probably a SW.

5. If she smiles at you, she is a SW. After all, you're just some dude driving by. Remember to smile back at her, dummy!

6. If she's with a "boyfriend", who disappears when you come around again, he's pimping her. Be careful! Don't unlock the door until she's ready to get in, with him nowhere to be seen!

7. THE PICKUP - Carefully pull over at the next parking lot, or around the next corner and park. If you're sure she saw you, feel free to pull further down the block, so your hookup isn't so easily observed by LEO. She'll casually turn down your block, walk past - and then suddenly walk up to see if you're letting her in. Keep eye contact, keep smiling - Offer her a ride and invite her in.

8. Lock the other doors! You're in a crime-filled neighborhood!

9. AVOIDING LE O's STINGS - NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy... On every board I've seen, LEO always tries to make the bust without their female risking her ass by getting in your car. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!

10. This is the perfect time for LEO to pull you over for rolling through a stop sign, just to harass your ass. Drive like a preacher! It's an effective way of intimidating we hobbyists, and they'll use any opportunity if they're watching.

11. Make a turn or two before discussing $$, just in case. Watch your rear view - you can bet she will, too! I've never heard of LE getting in the car, with a follower, but better safe than sorry. A favorite "COPS" LEO trick - she doesn't get in, but directs you to meet her around the corner. Guess who's waiting there, instead of her? If she doesn't get in right away, move on!

12. AVOIDING SCAMS - If you do a car date, and you let her pick the spot (she'll try to direct you), be aware that she may be setting you up for a robbery. Don't settle for her spot - or at least, force her to come up with a second choice. Her boyfriend can't be in two places at once.

13. If you go back to a hotel, and she picked it, be aware that this could be a setup for cash&dash, or her pimp busting in & robbing you.

14. If you go back to her place - are you mad? The "boyfriend busting in mad, waving a gun" scam probably happens a lot - since the victims won't report the robbery, they get by with it, even though the victims know where the robbers are staying!

15. If you go back to your hotel, be discreet so the management doesn't get embarased and call LEO on you.)

16. If you go back to your house - are you really ok with a potentially-addicted SW knowing where you live?

17. WALLET - Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working.

18. MONEY - Do not have more in your pocket than you want to spend. She (and your little head) will talk it out of you. If she's really worth an extra few dollars, you can go get it (out of the trunk, the ATM, your other pocket, whatever). Street rates vary but are rarely over 20 for BJ, 40-50 for FS. You can tip later if you think it's worth it. Remember, it isn't worth it just because you came. She'll always want a tip, if she thinks it's coming. Many will claim they "usually charge more" - the word on this board is: they don't. But, hey, some of these girls are hard-working, quality-driven providers, even though they're SW (not many but some), and they deserve a break.

19. HUNTING HOURS: They're out at all times, in most weather. They are out walking as early as 4:30am, and well past midnight. They work the lunch hours for guys on lunch, afternoons for guys on early shifts, mornings for guys who'll be late for work, and all through the evening. If it's lightly raining, there will be less, but there will be some. Most of these girls are drug addicts; their addiction doesn't have a "M-F, excluding legal holidays" schedule.

20. CFS!!! Carry a condom. Usually, they don't have one You don't want to be tempted to skip the cover because that pussy is so fine. Every time some SW claims "I'm the best! I'm worth more", it really means, "I'm a lame-ass lying lazy talent less junkie!" The good ones don't have to brag; they'll get your return business. READ THIS AGAIN TOO.

21. Don't let her use your cellphone. It's a very common request. She'll call her friend, or her own phone, and that will give her access to your # - which might set you up for unexpected & inopportune calls for business or bail money. Not to mention the fact that LEO will have your number and stats if they ever bust her and check on the numbers. Do you really want your wife/girlfriend/boss answering your phone and getting the cops on the other end?

22. Be friendly to the ladies. (This does not mean place your trust in one.) These are people with feelings, not just automatron sex dispensers. If you're friendly, chatty, and warm, she'll open up, relax, and probably be more generous with her service, in all the little ways that matter most. Remember, if she's never hooked up with you before, she's worried that you might be either LE, or some psycho SW-stalker. READ THIS ONE AGAIN.

23. A true knock out, drop dead gorgeous chic rarely works the street. (Yes, I've found exceptions, BUT) she's more likely to be LEO. LEO also uses SW's and occasionally Mongers (Get us 4-5 guys/girls for arrest and you don't go to jail) to "entice" others into a deal, take her or meet up and the All LEO Party awaits. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE, BUT THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. BE PREPARED TO PAY.

Finally... my own "Words of Wisdom".

The Wolf's Creed:

Police Officers are not your freinds. Their job is to put the ladies out of work and you out of the hobby. They are always the enemy so far as our hobby goes. They will lie to you. They will threaten you. They will cojole you. They will appeal to your morals. They will try to flip the girl on you by telling her you just flipped her. And On and On and On. If your plan is to stay out of jail... Deny, Deny, Deny. Be friendly, be courteous, be firm but NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING. The minute you do, the minute you put your trust in the "system" and not these rules, you're on your way to hell. Read the ACLU website for some handy advice. Be prepared or be in jail.

Cities Boy
04-13-07, 16:25
It can take years and years of making mistakes and learning from them to gain this kind of knowledge. Wolfe was nice enough to put it out there to remind us all. You listening up newbies? One thing I would add to the list is if you pick up a girl that has drugs on her. Tell her to get the fuck out of the car immediately! You can't trust these girls. If the cops showed up they could say that they got the drugs from you! Then what?

I've had it happen to me a couple of times where they actually pulled out a fuckin' crack pipe and said they needed to get high first before doing anything! Getting busted for prostitution is one thing, but drugs is much, much worse.

These are words to live by.


The honorable Fr. Mike,

Good report on the bust. It is time to post the rules of mongering again. Here is a quiz from the respected, if ugly, senior member to those of my less bright students. Which mongering rule was broken recently at McD's? Hint. It comes after rule number 8 and before rule number 10.

JIT. You eat at McD's? How old are you? 12? Bwahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Sorry. The target was just sitting there in front of me. I had to take the shot.

Wolfe

Rules of Mongering {uncle wolfie did not write these, he just lives by them}

1. IS SHE?. It isn't like the movies.They wear ordinary clothes, and are just walking alone, with no bags, or maybe making a phone call at a pay phone (but if you could check, there would be no one on the line). A female walking alone, without shopping bags on a hobbyist street is almost always working.

2. If you aren't sure, come back in a few minutes. Non-pros who happen to be walking are going somewhere, which isn't up and down the same stretch of road. On hobbyist streets, the local women tend to avoid looking like they might be in business, unless they are!

3. If she is watching traffic, she's probably a SW.

4. If she makes eye contact with you, she's probably a SW.

5. If she smiles at you, she is a SW. After all, you're just some dude driving by. Remember to smile back at her, dummy!

6. If she's with a "boyfriend", who disappears when you come around again, he's pimping her. Be careful! Don't unlock the door until she's ready to get in, with him nowhere to be seen!

7. THE PICKUP. Carefully pull over at the next parking lot, or around the next corner and park. If you're sure she saw you, feel free to pull further down the block, so your hookup isn't so easily observed by LEO. She'll casually turn down your block, walk past. And then suddenly walk up to see if you're letting her in. Keep eye contact, keep smiling. Offer her a ride and invite her in.

8. Lock the other doors! You're in a crime-filled neighborhood!

9. AVOIDING LE O's STINGS. NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy. On every board I've seen, LEO always tries to make the bust without their female risking her ass by getting in your car. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!

10. This is the perfect time for LEO to pull you over for rolling through a stop sign, just to harass your ass. Drive like a preacher! It's an effective way of intimidating we hobbyists, and they'll use any opportunity if they're watching.

11. Make a turn or two before discussing $$, just in case. Watch your rear view. You can bet she will, too! I've never heard of LE getting in the car, with a follower, but better safe than sorry. A favorite "COPS" LEO trick. She doesn't get in, but directs you to meet her around the corner. Guess who's waiting there, instead of her? If she doesn't get in right away, move on!

12. AVOIDING SCAMS. If you do a car date, and you let her pick the spot (she'll try to direct you), be aware that she may be setting you up for a robbery. Don't settle for her spot. Or at least, force her to come up with a second choice. Her boyfriend can't be in two places at once.

13. If you go back to a hotel, and she picked it, be aware that this could be a setup for cash&dash, or her pimp busting in & robbing you.

14. If you go back to her place. Are you mad? The "boyfriend busting in mad, waving a gun" scam probably happens a lot. Since the victims won't report the robbery, they get by with it, even though the victims know where the robbers are staying!

15. If you go back to your hotel, be discreet so the management doesn't get embarased and call LEO on you.)

16. If you go back to your house. Are you really ok with a potentially-addicted SW knowing where you live?

17. WALLET. Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working.

18. MONEY. Do not have more in your pocket than you want to spend. She (and your little head) will talk it out of you. If she's really worth an extra few dollars, you can go get it (out of the trunk, the ATM, your other pocket, whatever). Street rates vary but are rarely over 20 for BJ, 40-50 for FS. You can tip later if you think it's worth it. Remember, it isn't worth it just because you came. She'll always want a tip, if she thinks it's coming. Many will claim they "usually charge more". The word on this board is: they don't. But, hey, some of these girls are hard-working, quality-driven providers, even though they're SW (not many but some), and they deserve a break.

19. HUNTING HOURS: They're out at all times, in most weather. They are out walking as early as 4:30am, and well past midnight. They work the lunch hours for guys on lunch, afternoons for guys on early shifts, mornings for guys who'll be late for work, and all through the evening. If it's lightly raining, there will be less, but there will be some. Most of these girls are drug addicts; their addiction doesn't have a "M-F, excluding legal holidays" schedule.

20. CFS! Carry a condom. Usually, they don't have one You don't want to be tempted to skip the cover because that pussy is so fine. Every time some SW claims "I'm the best! I'm worth more", it really means, "I'm a lame-ass lying lazy talent less junkie! " The good ones don't have to brag; they'll get your return business. READ THIS AGAIN TOO.

21. Don't let her use your cellphone. It's a very common request. She'll call her friend, or her own phone, and that will give her access to your #. Which might set you up for unexpected & inopportune calls for business or bail money. Not to mention the fact that LEO will have your number and stats if they ever bust her and check on the numbers. Do you really want your wife/girlfriend/boss answering your phone and getting the cops on the other end?

22. Be friendly to the ladies. (This does not mean place your trust in one.) These are people with feelings, not just automatron sex dispensers. If you're friendly, chatty, and warm, she'll open up, relax, and probably be more generous with her service, in all the little ways that matter most. Remember, if she's never hooked up with you before, she's worried that you might be either LE, or some psycho SW-stalker. READ THIS ONE AGAIN.

23. A true knock out, drop dead gorgeous chic rarely works the street. (Yes, I've found exceptions, BUT) she's more likely to be LEO. LEO also uses SW's and occasionally Mongers (Get us 4-5 guys/girls for arrest and you don't go to jail) to "entice" others into a deal, take her or meet up and the All LEO Party awaits. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE, BUT THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. BE PREPARED TO PAY.

Finally. My own "Words of Wisdom".

The Wolf's Creed:

Police Officers are not your freinds. Their job is to put the ladies out of work and you out of the hobby. They are always the enemy so far as our hobby goes. They will lie to you. They will threaten you. They will cojole you. They will appeal to your morals. They will try to flip the girl on you by telling her you just flipped her. And On and On and On. If your plan is to stay out of jail.deny, Deny, Deny. Be friendly, be courteous, be firm but NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING. The minute you do, the minute you put your trust in the "system" and not these rules, you're on your way to hell. Read the ACLU website for some handy advice. Be prepared or be in jail.

Father Mike
04-13-07, 19:34
Hey, I admit it. I like the apple pies....and apple bottoms that walk the street in front of McD. Ever been harassed for loitering while sitting in McD's?

If dining in is not your thing, try take out in St. Paul. LL has several dishes on the menu.

Later,

Father Mike

John in Tampa
04-15-07, 01:09
JIT - you eat at McD's? How old are you? 12? Bwahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Sorry. The target was just sitting there in front of me. I had to take the shot.

Hey Wolfster Dude,

You missed the point (or I didn't articulate it clearly). I think it is really spooky that Father M actually ate at McD's. That revelation was almost as nasty as the Leo Sting. You'd never catch me there - yuck. Life is way too short to eat at the arch....

[o.k., there was this one time in Amsterdam, but they had a McCrocken special - who could resist that?] :)

Since, our friendly man of the cloth enjoys only the apple pies - you can't fault him for that.

---

P.S. It was a tempting day in the hood today. Did anyone else who was out and about today catch a glimpse (or more than a glimpse) of the blonde that was hanging on Clinton? She was gone by the time I rounded the block for a second look. I haven't seen her before, but if you happened to have been lucky enough to "meet" her, I would love to hear your tale (about her tail.)

Wolfgang
04-15-07, 02:23
JIT,

Life is too short for bad food or bad booze. McD's is a gastonomic and architectural blight. On the other hand the bathrooms are clean and the window seats in hooker areas, as you mention, are good.

I'll have to try the water and check out the view when I get back on my feet.

Ahem. Let's all take a moment and say a little prayer for Jackson. No particular reason. I just like the site. We should be grateful.

Thanks to everyone else for keeping up the posts.

Hmmm. I am actually being nice in this post. It must be the pain medication.

Stay safe out there and enjoy the hunting.


Wolfe.

Beemr
04-17-07, 10:06
Well the sunshine is the key to success I guess. Spent a hour on lake yesterday afternoon and had my choice of several SW to choose from. Feeling international, I picked what appered to be a Latino, well hell she was mexican, but hey I like mexican too! Anyway, I was all paranoid about drugs in the car since I hadn't really considered that before, so, after she assured me she was not a cop or carrying a pipe, we settled on the donation and she got to work earning it. Good skills, energetic, and took her time. She is a little chunky but has a nice curvy ass and great tits. I was inspired to got for the full meal deal after the BBBJCIM but no cover to be had. I got her number and will definately look her up again. Said her name was maria at first, but wrote Juanita on the paper with her number. Anyway, saw a bunch of LE cruising, but didn't see anything suspicious other than that. Sunshine for a couple more days before the rain, gotta make the most if it!

Cities Boy
04-18-07, 11:14
I hit the spot in the late afternoon yesterday and saw a couple of girls that looked pretty promising - one had heels on and a short black dress even!

When I circled they were gone (of course). I hung around the area for almost an hour after that and saw NOTHING. I did notice a young girl that looked very nice, made eye contact, etc. When I circled she looked at me again, smiled but due to traffic I couldn't make a stop. Then on the third pass.

(I was pulling over this time) she started reach into her purse for a cell
phone and started walking away real fast!? Damn! My last few visits have been unsucessful! I'm overdue now! LOL

Wolfgang
04-18-07, 17:23
CB,

Some days you are the goat and some days you are the wolf [ahem].

Well you crashed and burned this time. But part of the joy of this sport, besides the blowjobs, is the hunt. Will you find a honey or not? Will she be good or a dud? Will I TOFTT?

This is what makes this exciting. You have now honed your hodar. There is nothing saying that you the "young girl" [you may want to clarify this point - to me a young girl is anyone under 35, but some people get a wee little bit hot under the collar about that term - just my 2 cents] you spotted isn't an escort out making the payments. Now you have a place and a time worked out. Keep it up and you will be rewarded.

Sigh. I miss the hunt.

Yours In Sanity,

Wolfe.



I hit the spot in the late afternoon yesterday and saw a couple of girls that looked pretty promising - one had heels on and a short black dress even!

When I circled they were gone (of course). I hung around the area for almost an hour after that and saw NOTHING. I did notice a young girl that looked very nice, made eye contact, etc. When I circled she looked at me again, smiled but due to traffic I couldn't make a stop. Then on the third pass.

(I was pulling over this time) she started reach into her purse for a cell
phone and started walking away real fast!? Damn! My last few visits have been unsucessful! I'm overdue now! LOL

John in Tampa
04-18-07, 19:53
FYI

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=250939

Mr Incognito
04-19-07, 15:48
Gentlemen,

I have the distinct pleasure of bringing you a report from the field today. The weather was nice and sunny and there were 'at least' two BSW out that I saw enjoying the great outdoors. I decided to do some camping and was joined by a fellow camper who came back to my orifice. Err I mean office, I mean tent. She said she only camps out a couple times a month when in need of green foliage. She didn't have any protection against snakes that might bite so she just strangled the one she found to death. The trail where we met was near some Lake.

Ok back to reality, enough funny business. I should have turned my cam or at least got a cam shot or her backside for extra $. I will say that while successful, I still can't say I'm that comfortable picking up a complete stranger for this kind of action. She seemed nice enough, but needed a shower. I've washed my hands at least twice already, in quite lengthy detail, and still can't get rid of the smell. Was it worth it? I'm not sure. I was in a generous mood today and the camping equipment fee was 45, sorry if the rangers start charging you more. She wanted to use my phone to "call her sister" to see where she wanted to be dropped off. I said I'd rather not and gave her 50 cents for a pay phone since she said she had her cell phone stolen.

Father Mike
04-19-07, 19:15
Ran across a redhead late yesterday on a cruise through town (clinton). Had to look twice before stopping since she a little too good to be true (7 or 8 SW scale). Red hair, green eyes, nice body, nice ass, 5'5" about 130 lbs and in her mid to late twenty's.

She got in the car and we did the you a c__no you a c__ thing for a while. She was real pushy on "what you want?" way too soon. Made me very uneasy. Drove around for a few making turns watching the rearview mirror. She finally showed a little skin and I started settling down.

She wanted more jackson's than I was prepared to give so I told her I didn't have any more on me. Things went to the "...stop by the ATM route, I know where one is close by.." route. Told her that I didn't have a card with me.

She finally agreed to a french lesson for what I had and directed me to a place to go. No way. Closed alley in a bad neighborhood. Suggested an alternate place. She wasn't comfortable there. Offered to take me to her place. I drove her there and dropped her off more to see where she "lived" than anything else.

Looked like a gutted house with several refugees from hell standing around. Took off as soon as she got out of the car. I'm going to hell but I want to delay it as long as possible. Girl also had her purse with her so I stopped at the nearest safe place and looked through the car to make sure nothing was left.

Moral of the story, the girl may be on the up and up but she showed too many danger signs for the little head to take control from the big head. She told me her name was Juanita when she got in the car and Rachel later on. Be aware on the hunt if run across this one. Let me know what I missed.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

Wolfgang
04-20-07, 13:51
Hi all,

Kudos to Incognito on his first report. Worry not about being uncomfortable with picking someone up. You are contemplating an illegal activity when you do. Be nervous but use that emotion to make you smarter. RTFF, listen to your instincts, and pay attention and you will do fine. It does get easier to do after a while, much like any other activity.

Blessed Fr. Mike. After reading your report I thought that you did the right thing - no question. The girl was trying to control the exchange and you kept control. Being in control doesn't mean you need to be a prick and you weren't. There is NO F#$%ing WAY that I would have went into that house. No way. You made a good call on the parking location and you made a good call on the house.

No ass, no matter how nice, is worth getting your ass kicked. Well Angelina Jolie maybe, but only maybe.

Keep it safe and keep up the reports. Y'all are doing a good job. Summer comes and so does the babes.

Wolfe

ranger979
04-20-07, 14:42
This sounds a lot like a girl named Nina that I've reported on before. She wants too much and gives very mediocre service. She also claims that she normally does escort and seldom works the streets. I've seen her out there several time, though. Almost always on Clinton.

Ran across a redhead late yesterday on a cruise through town (clinton). Had to look twice before stopping since she a little too good to be true (7 or 8 SW scale). Red hair, green eyes, nice body, nice ass, 5'5" about 130 lbs and in her mid to late twenty's.

She got in the car and we did the you a c__no you a c__ thing for a while. She was real pushy on "what you want?" way too soon. Made me very uneasy. Drove around for a few making turns watching the rearview mirror. She finally showed a little skin and I started settling down.

She wanted more jackson's than I was prepared to give so I told her I didn't have any more on me. Things went to the "...stop by the ATM route, I know where one is close by.." route. Told her that I didn't have a card with me.

She finally agreed to a french lesson for what I had and directed me to a place to go. No way. Closed alley in a bad neighborhood. Suggested an alternate place. She wasn't comfortable there. Offered to take me to her place. I drove her there and dropped her off more to see where she "lived" than anything else.

Looked like a gutted house with several refugees from hell standing around. Took off as soon as she got out of the car. I'm going to hell but I want to delay it as long as possible. Girl also had her purse with her so I stopped at the nearest safe place and looked through the car to make sure nothing was left.

Moral of the story, the girl may be on the up and up but she showed too many danger signs for the little head to take control from the big head. She told me her name was Juanita when she got in the car and Rachel later on. Be aware on the hunt if run across this one. Let me know what I missed.

Keep it SAFE,

Father Mike

John in Tampa
04-22-07, 00:44
I fell asleep early this afternoon and had the following dream…

I was out for a nice leisurely drive and made the 31st, Lake circuit with a respectful tip of the cap at McD's in recognition of Father Mike's favorite apple pies. The streets, despite the warm weather, sunshine, and a number of other cars with only a single male inside, seemed dead, so I headed south (about 5 blocks or so) intending to circle back towards the west and pick up I35 W north bound. I was well on my way, when my eyes befell a rather amazing young lady on an unusual corner. I drove slowly by, got the distinct impression that she was nodding to get my attention, so I rounded the block and offered her a ride. After all, she looked like she could use a lift, and it seemed only appropriate that I should rise to the occasion.

Don’t ask me her name, I can’t remember my own except that it is on my driver’s license, but she was in her mid-20’s, blonde, and not half bad by street standards. As we were fairly far south of the main drag, we ended up diverting to a nice spot that seemed secluded enough and engaged in a meaningful discussion in a foreign language. I loaned her, at least until we meet again, my favorite photographs of dead statesmen, one of the seventh president, and another of a founding father who was also the secretary of the treasury during the Revolutionary War.

When our conversation had reached its natural conclusion, I offered to take her back to where the action was, but she said, surprisingly, that she preferred to wander south of the main drag on such a busy afternoon. Somehow this has renewed by faith in the south, as it were, since until this very day, I always considered anyone south of 31st to be questionable with regard to meaningful discussions.

Shortly after this, I awoke, quite refreshed from my afternoon siesta, with a smile on my face. I look forward to many such sleepy afternoons as summer approaches.