Shampoo55
07-02-23, 18:26
I'm always a bit shocked, from time to time, at what I find in the hobby, in particular how clueless dudes in the hobby can be. So here are some thoughts on AMPs fwiw.
1. Be polite when calling to see if the place is open or if girls are available. No need to try to "charm" the phone answerer as they ain't the girl you'll be seeing. Recognize that the person that answers the phone or text is likely in a different location than the Parlor you wish to visit. Some of these places are interconnected and as such might schedule for several locations. But scheduler's job is to get you in the door so they are almost always available. Also, I suspect that less that 10% who call and say they are coming, actually do show up. Management knows this, so even if all girls are engaged, they will schedule you. If you get there and the place is fully book, they'll have you wait in your car or in a waiting area.
2. Don't bother asking if the girls are young, how many or other stuff. The scheduler is ALWAYS going to tell you "young girls" even if the only ones there are over 50. In DE don't expect to be able to get a line up. When you get there, you will get what you get for the most part. If you no likely, turn on your heels and walk out. It's that simple. But if you go ahead with a date with a 50-yo girl you can't complain about looks as you could have walked away. If you've read reviews and have your heart set on a particular girl, then ask when she's available. But don't be surprised if when you get there you have to wait, as these places mostly run on first come first served.
3. DO NOT EVER ask "What is the tip", "How much money should I bring" or mention money in anyway when calling or texting! That is either gunna get you hung up on or get some generic reply like "see you soon, honey. " You ask about money and you look like you are looking for something illegal. Scheduler is there to cut that stuff off. If you don't know what the rates are for AMPs in the area ASK here or read numerous review threads. Do you really want a permanent record (text messages) of you asking about money at an AMP? This kind of MISTAKE is common with those who think mongering is easy and don't understand there are a few things to learn, like in any hobby.
4. Once the door is closed and you are 1-on-1 with a massage girl, you can negotiate special services. What goes on in the room is unknown to management and is between the girl and the dude. Management doesn't want to know what any particular girl is doing behind closed doors. Don't bring that info outside the room, nor attempt to extract it from management / scheduler. IF you suspect the room is bugged for sound, for security purposes, either leave or use hand gestures.
5. The quality of the massagee, et al are highly dependent on many factors. Don't expect or assume anything While in many instances money talks and BS walks, never assume just because a buddy of yours got XYZ that you can get, or are entitled to get the same. AMP workers are people, some value money more than others, some value safety and some may be put off by any number of factors. I can say grooming, cleanliness, dress, politeness and personality go a long way to helping.
6. Don't get into a dispute over funds and services! One of the dumbest things I ever over heard from a massage room was some dude standing in the common area shouting / complaining that he wanted money back because the girl didn't give him a massage and he had "paid for Boom Boom and a massage!" IF you gets "Boom Boom" and you pop then most of the time the date is over. But one isn't going to win an argument like that in an AMP as the manager or Mamasan is gunna appear and now it's 2 against one. Who youse gunna call to complain about not getting massagee after paying for "Boom Boom & Massage?" In this case, learn how to approach the AMP experience. Then try again.
7. Recognize that for security purposes ALL of these places have video systems and cameras. Also recognize that if something like the above happens, management will have extracted a photo of you for their "no fly" list along with your phone number. So don't do anything to get on the wall of shame.
Just a few thoughts, that hopefully can help those new to AMPs.
Now let's see what the other experienced AMP aficionados can add to this?
1. Be polite when calling to see if the place is open or if girls are available. No need to try to "charm" the phone answerer as they ain't the girl you'll be seeing. Recognize that the person that answers the phone or text is likely in a different location than the Parlor you wish to visit. Some of these places are interconnected and as such might schedule for several locations. But scheduler's job is to get you in the door so they are almost always available. Also, I suspect that less that 10% who call and say they are coming, actually do show up. Management knows this, so even if all girls are engaged, they will schedule you. If you get there and the place is fully book, they'll have you wait in your car or in a waiting area.
2. Don't bother asking if the girls are young, how many or other stuff. The scheduler is ALWAYS going to tell you "young girls" even if the only ones there are over 50. In DE don't expect to be able to get a line up. When you get there, you will get what you get for the most part. If you no likely, turn on your heels and walk out. It's that simple. But if you go ahead with a date with a 50-yo girl you can't complain about looks as you could have walked away. If you've read reviews and have your heart set on a particular girl, then ask when she's available. But don't be surprised if when you get there you have to wait, as these places mostly run on first come first served.
3. DO NOT EVER ask "What is the tip", "How much money should I bring" or mention money in anyway when calling or texting! That is either gunna get you hung up on or get some generic reply like "see you soon, honey. " You ask about money and you look like you are looking for something illegal. Scheduler is there to cut that stuff off. If you don't know what the rates are for AMPs in the area ASK here or read numerous review threads. Do you really want a permanent record (text messages) of you asking about money at an AMP? This kind of MISTAKE is common with those who think mongering is easy and don't understand there are a few things to learn, like in any hobby.
4. Once the door is closed and you are 1-on-1 with a massage girl, you can negotiate special services. What goes on in the room is unknown to management and is between the girl and the dude. Management doesn't want to know what any particular girl is doing behind closed doors. Don't bring that info outside the room, nor attempt to extract it from management / scheduler. IF you suspect the room is bugged for sound, for security purposes, either leave or use hand gestures.
5. The quality of the massagee, et al are highly dependent on many factors. Don't expect or assume anything While in many instances money talks and BS walks, never assume just because a buddy of yours got XYZ that you can get, or are entitled to get the same. AMP workers are people, some value money more than others, some value safety and some may be put off by any number of factors. I can say grooming, cleanliness, dress, politeness and personality go a long way to helping.
6. Don't get into a dispute over funds and services! One of the dumbest things I ever over heard from a massage room was some dude standing in the common area shouting / complaining that he wanted money back because the girl didn't give him a massage and he had "paid for Boom Boom and a massage!" IF you gets "Boom Boom" and you pop then most of the time the date is over. But one isn't going to win an argument like that in an AMP as the manager or Mamasan is gunna appear and now it's 2 against one. Who youse gunna call to complain about not getting massagee after paying for "Boom Boom & Massage?" In this case, learn how to approach the AMP experience. Then try again.
7. Recognize that for security purposes ALL of these places have video systems and cameras. Also recognize that if something like the above happens, management will have extracted a photo of you for their "no fly" list along with your phone number. So don't do anything to get on the wall of shame.
Just a few thoughts, that hopefully can help those new to AMPs.
Now let's see what the other experienced AMP aficionados can add to this?