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CoronaLime
05-31-23, 13:50
I get many many question in pm.

How many girl you fuck? Who best stripper?

How you keep wang hard for old man? How big wang?

You have question, I answer.

I share Coronalime secrets.

Haha. Goodtime.

CookieGuy
05-31-23, 14:03
I get many many question in pm.

How many girl you fuck? Who best stripper?

How you keep wang hard for old man? How big wang?

You have question, I answer.

I share Coronalime secrets.

Haha. Goodtime.Its time for you to do a podcast!

Barnie
05-31-23, 14:14
How many women do you fuck in a week?

FakeGnus
05-31-23, 14:23
Ok. I will bite.

How old are you? How are you able to get it up at your age?

Travelerr
05-31-23, 15:38
Are you Hispanic or Asian?

BusSit69
05-31-23, 15:45
How do you bang so many strippers and I'm broke? LOL.

CoronaLime
05-31-23, 19:53
How many women do you fuck in a week?It depend. Sometime 2. Sometime 7.

Sometime Miss Corona frisky. She text she want hammer time. So I make her happy.

I like my wang played with one time a day. Mandy suck my wang today. Let me cum in mouth. Goodtime.

CoronaLime
05-31-23, 19:53
Are you Hispanic or Asian?Asian.

Why you ask that?

CoronaLime
05-31-23, 19:56
Ok. I will bite.

How old are you? How are you able to get it up at your age?Oh. This good question.

I 72. I do many things healthy.

I will answer more later.

I do 2 things before I get wang played with.

1) take blue pill and 2). Drink metamucil and take big poop. Every Morning. Start day right.

CoronaLime
05-31-23, 19:58
How do you bang so many strippers and I'm broke? LOL.I work at Boeing for 40 years. Get pension and 401 k. Invest money in Microsoft. (Miss Corona call me that after I cum fast Hahaha).

Buy rental.

Martinh
06-01-23, 00:06
You the man! High five!

Bfm66
06-01-23, 09:50
Hi Corona, I love to read of your adventures, you are hilarious!

I see you write a lot about the strip club scene, do you partake of any other providers.

AMPs or independents?

AussieFury
06-01-23, 09:55
Coronalime: No questions for you — just admiration and appreciation for an absolute legend.

Everyone should be less like Honestone and more like Coronalime.

You're my hero, CL.

AnthonyAnthony
06-01-23, 10:12
Do you have a favorite dancer or do you like them all equally?

TheGuyThatShy
06-01-23, 12:47
Just wanted to jump in here and say that I love reading your comments. You are the Mongering Mr. Miyagi. Whacks on, Whacks off my friend!

Toomgis
06-01-23, 13:21
Asian.

Why you ask that?
Probably because Corona beer made in Mexico.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 13:33
Hi Corona, I love to read of your adventures, you are hilarious!

I see you write a lot about the strip club scene, do you partake of any other providers.

AMPs or independents?Sometime.

I social guy. I like talk ladies. They nice. So I like club better.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 13:34
Do you have a favorite dancer or do you like them all equally?No favorite.

Just want goodtime. They play with wang. I like them.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 13:38
Rent due. First day month.

Goodtime to go to Pandora.

Get good deal. Daytime.

SeaBurner
06-01-23, 13:55
Rent due. First day month.

Goodtime to go to Pandora.

Get good deal. Daytime.I've never met the legend in person, but I wonder how many times I've unwittingly crossed paths with CoronaLime at Pandora's while he's in the back getting it on.

AnthonyAnthony
06-01-23, 13:59
No favorite.

Just want goodtime. They play with wang. I like them.You know, that's the spirit!! I always feel a little guilt when I get recognized by one girl but I want dances from someone else. Screw that from now on!

GolphPro
06-01-23, 14:01
Are you ever worried about getting a stripper pregnant?

Anony
06-01-23, 14:46
Corona has our respect because he tells it like it is, gives great accurate information, and pokes fun at himself with his tiny cock.

Sometimes I wish I have a small wang. Getting head from a stripper were you can feel their teeth all around, feels like sticking your dick in a bear trap. But Corona probably doesn't have that problem. They're probably more willing to let you in the back door too.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 16:18
Corona has our respect because he tells it like it is, gives great accurate information, and pokes fun at himself with his tiny cock.

Sometimes I wish I have a small wang. Getting head from a stripper were you can feel their teeth all around, feels like sticking your dick in a bear trap. But Corona probably doesn't have that problem. They're probably more willing to let you in the back door too.You have wang like pornstar?

See Rio. She good time. Like big wang.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 16:19
Are you ever worried about getting a stripper pregnant?Corona Wang shooting blanks.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 16:23
I've never met the legend in person, but I wonder how many times I've unwittingly crossed paths with CoronaLime at Pandora's while he's in the back getting it on.We probably cum in same bucket.

BbKingg
06-01-23, 16:49
Does Mrs Corona know you bang strippers?

Donato21
06-01-23, 17:32
Which stripper's booty makes your wang look smallest? And biggest?

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 18:16
Which stripper's booty makes your wang look smallest? And biggest?Daisha. She have big booty. So does Milana at Kitten.

My wang small. No booty make it look big.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 18:17
Does Mrs Corona know you bang strippers?She know. We use to be swinger. She like big pornstar dick.

Now she only do 1 time a year.

TeninchBeast
06-01-23, 20:07
She know. We use to be swinger. She like big pornstar dick.

Now she only do 1 time a year.Hit me up if she is ready for a round.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 20:27
CoronaLime,

Any luck with Ava in the VIP? She used to be my go for a good time, but since she's gotten clean, she says no more good stuff is allowed. Have you had any luck with her recently?

Saggy.She very very nice girl. No means no. Unless you have pornstar dick.

Be very nice to her. She nice girl.

CoronaLime
06-01-23, 20:31
You know, that's the spirit!! I always feel a little guilt when I get recognized by one girl but I want dances from someone else. Screw that from now on!Sometime girl come talk. I say no but give her $20.

Sometime she give cheap offer and my wang goes in her mouth.

You never know.

AsaMona22
06-02-23, 02:45
You catch any stds / stis for banging so many strippers?

CoronaLime
06-02-23, 12:49
You catch any stds / stis for banging so many strippers?Yes. Only few time in many many year.

Take antibiotic. Good. Ok? Ok.

TnaHunter2014
06-02-23, 13:37
At 72, do prefer younger or older girls. Is there a bottom age limit? Top?

You still eat pussy? Is that the secret to long life?

Will you ever retire?

What age did you start?

What's your weirdest fetish?

Do race do you prefer and why?

Ever get with a ladyboy?

You did well on MSFT. What your favorite stock now?

What do you think of the inflated prices these days?

CoronaLime
06-02-23, 13:56
At 72, do prefer younger or older girls. Is there a bottom age limit? Top?

You still eat pussy? Is that the secret to long life?

Will you ever retire?

What age did you start?

What's your weirdest fetish?

Do race do you prefer and why?

Ever get with a ladyboy?

You did well on MSFT. What your favorite stock now?

What do you think of the inflated prices these days?Many question.

A over 18.

B some pussy good. Some not so good.

C retire when wang no work.

D 16. Good time.

E me no care. Just play with wang.

F it misunderstanding.

G I only buy microsft.

H not expensive for me. Girl know I no pay more than 300.

LuvMeAbbw
06-02-23, 15:03
I have put a shot in many strippers over the years.

Dani the MILF at Honeys.

Roxi at Honeys.

Electra at Honeys and Old Ricks.

Mimi at Old Ricks.

Janika at Honeys and Old Ricks.

Are their any you with you could see again?

Barnie
06-02-23, 15:15
What was the name of the White MILF at Honey's?

Fake rack. Awesome hand jobs. She never had to dance on stage?

DrtyHarry
06-02-23, 19:34
LOL Mr. Corona. I love you man, you seem to put a smile on my face when I read your posts / responses. For the time being I do not have any questions or queries from you, so just want to give you hi 5 and say thanks. BTW I want a pension too, you are lucky.

I did a chat gpt on Boeing Pension plan and this is what came up. I need to find a job there and work for 10 years.

"Boeing has over $60 billion in plan assets amongst 200,000 participants, easily making it one of the largest retirement plans in the US. ".

ShavedKitties
06-03-23, 23:54
LOL Mr. Corona. I love you man, you seem to put a smile on my face when I read your posts / responses. For the time being I do not have any questions or queries from you, so just want to give you hi 5 and say thanks. BTW I want a pension too, you are lucky.

I did a chat gpt on Boeing Pension plan and this is what came up. I need to find a job there and work for 10 years.

"Boeing has over $60 billion in plan assets amongst 200,000 participants, easily making it one of the largest retirement plans in the US. ".They stopped offering pension to new employees, I believe it was in 2018.

Axa575
06-04-23, 06:13
Hey Carona! Your reviews are helpful. What do think of my atf? I can't get enough of her wetness. Cums hard on dick.Is she BBFS?

CoronaLime
06-04-23, 15:42
I have put a shot in many strippers over the years.

Dani the MILF at Honeys.

Roxi at Honeys.

Electra at Honeys and Old Ricks.

Mimi at Old Ricks.

Janika at Honeys and Old Ricks.

Are their any you with you could see again?Those very good dancer.

Nova at Pandora. Her pussy very good. Hold tight on my wang.

Ashlee at Honey. Young white girl. Very tiny. Let me cum inside.

Spice at Honey. Big boob. Cum inside.

April at Honey Rick and Pandora. RIP.

No miss old Mimi from Rick and Pandora. Gave me bad stuff. Made pee burn. She no good.

New Mimi at Pandora very nice. Good HJ. Different Mimi.

CoronaLime
06-04-23, 15:44
Hey Carona! Your reviews are helpful. What do think of my atf? I can't get enough of her wetness. Cums hard on dick.She very nice woman. Very nice.

She deal with stalker. He no leave her alone. Want to marry her.

CoronaLime
06-04-23, 16:04
Oh. This good question.

I 72. I do many things healthy.

I will answer more later.

I do 2 things before I get wang played with.

1) take blue pill and 2). Drink metamucil and take big poop. Every Morning. Start day right.I eat 3 egg every morning. Eat celery. Drink tea with ginseng.

It help me cum heavy. Very good.

AnthonyAnthony
06-05-23, 01:10
Do you ever meet dancers out side the club?

PriceIsRight39
06-05-23, 10:06
Is she chubby (no like too chubby)? I want BJ and ass eating though. She on Pandoras Insta. I can't find it. I have to go to the club.

CoronaLime
06-05-23, 10:13
Do you ever meet dancers out side the club?A few time. Many dancer will. It just more expensive.

Stripper better in club.

AnthonyAnthony
06-05-23, 10:40
A few time. Many dancer will. It just more expensive.

Stripper better in club.Thanks! Appreciate your comments and answering our questions. You just saved me some $.

DrtyHarry
06-05-23, 14:16
Is she chubby (no like too chubby)? I want BJ and ass eating though. She on Pandoras Insta. I can't find it. I have to go to the club.I see one pic of hers on the Pandora's Insta. But it is at a weird angle and only shows her bra and bust but no face or the rest of her. I saw her a few years ago (during the pandemic) in Edmonds (I have not been a strip club in maybe a decade).

CoronaLime
06-05-23, 21:10
Is she chubby (no like too chubby)? I want BJ and ass eating though. She on Pandoras Insta. I can't find it. I have to go to the club.Monse not fat girl. She do yoga.

Facials
06-06-23, 13:47
Hey Corona,

What is your favorite position or thing to do with a stripper or escort?

CoronaLime
06-07-23, 14:17
Hey Corona,

What is your favorite position or thing to do with a stripper or escort?It depend on girl.

Nova from Pandora do camel slide with dirty talk. Maje me cum fast. Hahaha. I miss her.

WaRubMonger
06-07-23, 14:33
Do you just like a cold beer or where did your handle come from?

CoronaLime
06-07-23, 15:19
Do you just like a cold beer or where did your handle come from?I have bad experience when I drink whisky. Bad thing happen.

I black out. Miss Corona say no more.

I like Kenny Chesney. Beer in Mexico favorite song I like Mexico. I go thetemany time. Mexico women very sexy. Big butt. Dirty talk.

I like beach party. So I drink Corona with a lime. It refreshing.

Miss Corona ok with that.

CoronaLime
06-07-23, 15:21
Is she BBFS?You ask me? Or him?

You want BBFS, you offer her money for it.

CoronaLime
06-07-23, 15:22
Hit me up if she is ready for a round.Oh no. We all dirty here. She very picky.

CoronaLime
06-07-23, 15:23
CoronaLime,

Any luck with Ava in the VIP? She used to be my go for a good time, but since she's gotten clean, she says no more good stuff is allowed. Have you had any luck with her recently?

Saggy.She very pretty girl. Very nice girl.

She clean now. She fun girl. You offer many money, maybe she say yes.

Go tty.

YellowCub
06-07-23, 21:47
Any report on Italy at pandoras? That big booty might be worth the drive. I'm usually a day shift guy.

ScotchYoke
06-07-23, 22:15
Any report on Italy at pandoras? That big booty might be worth the drive. I'm usually a day shift guy.Someone left a report of her on the strip club thread I believe. I met her at her coffee stand. Seemed nice enough and was quick enough to let me know extras available at the club.

ShavedKitties
06-08-23, 00:50
It depend on girl.

Nova from Pandora do camel slide with dirty talk. Maje me cum fast. Hahaha. I miss her.Speaking of, which strippers give camel slides? Rio is great at it, anyone else?

Charlesieng
06-08-23, 02:20
No miss old Mimi from Rick and Pandora. Gave me bad stuff. Made pee burn. She no good.Was she the one with the gun tattoos? Wonder what happened to her.

CoronaLime
06-10-23, 15:27
Was she the one with the gun tattoos? Wonder what happened to her.Yes. That her. Very dirty.

CoronaLime
06-10-23, 15:28
Speaking of, which strippers give camel slides? Rio is great at it, anyone else?You ask girl yourself.

Rio very nice lady.

GolphPro
06-12-23, 12:17
Do you eat ass? Do you have favorite strippers that let you eat ass?

CoronaLime
06-12-23, 17:02
Do you eat ass? Do you have favorite strippers that let you eat ass?You have to be very careful.

Sexy buthole very nice. It like Gold mine. I like very much M.

I eat buthole when young man.

Then have bad experience in Thailand. I no eat buthole for many year.

Make sure gold mine no have mining equipment attached.

It misunderstanding.

CoronaLime
06-12-23, 17:10
Do you eat ass? Do you have favorite strippers that let you eat ass?Daisha.

Rio.

L'm.

All very clean. Very nice.

Donato21
06-12-23, 18:05
It misunderstanding.Can you expand on the big misunderstanding? How did it go down, for my understanding? Was it in Pattaya?

AnthonyAnthony
06-13-23, 20:40
Hello:

I can only live vicariously through you. How many days per week do you visit the clubs? Do you rotate between them?

CoronaLime
06-14-23, 23:42
Can you expand on the big misunderstanding? How did it go down, for my understanding? Was it in Pattaya?Me really no remember much. That good thing.

CoronaLime
06-14-23, 23:44
Hello:

I can only live vicariously through you. How many days per week do you visit the clubs? Do you rotate between them?I try to go 7 day a week.

Many time it 3 or 4.

I social guy. Lady like to talk to me. I nice. They like my wang.

AnthonyAnthony
06-15-23, 10:33
I try to go 7 day a week.

Many time it 3 or 4.

I social guy. Lady like to talk to me. I nice. They like my wang.The clubs should let you in for free!

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06-15-23, 12:38
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AussieFury
06-16-23, 09:43
Hi, CL. Believe it or not, I've never been to a strip club. What advice would you have for me for a first visit?

ButtLiquor
06-16-23, 09:53
Daisha.

Rio.

L'm.

All very clean. Very nice.I've had a face full of Luna's ass.

CoronaLime
06-20-23, 14:06
Hi, CL. Believe it or not, I've never been to a strip club. What advice would you have for me for a first visit?You bring cash. Keep $400 in left pocket. This for room, drink and boom boom.

Keep 300 in other pocket. This if you want to try different girl or get shot number 2.

Cash only. Never use card.

TheMightyQuinn
06-26-23, 10:37
She very very nice girl. No means no. Unless you have pornstar dick.

Be very nice to her. She nice girl.YMMV. Very nice for sure. Does what she wants with who she wants when she wants for how much she wants.

CookieGuy
06-26-23, 13:06
Hi, CL. Believe it or not, I've never been to a strip club. What advice would you have for me for a first visit?I'm a firm believer that your first visit should be met with success.

Go to Pandoras between 1100 AM and 1 PM. Ask for Luna. Politely and respectfully offer her 200 bucks for everything uncovered (or covered, if that's your thing) and get a room (extra 70 bucks). ALWAYS agree on services and $$ BEFORE going with a woman and DO NOT pay her until the deed is done.

Luna iis very upfront and knows exactly why you are there and enjoys what she does, so you will get everyuthing you want with a woman that is extremely pleasant and honest. She isn't the most beautiful woman there, but if success is your goal, she is a great "trainee".

I suggest a room because there are no interuptions or concerns for the manager when you are in the rooms. The last time I was there. The manager was camped in the Lapdance area watching the girls like a hawk so there was no activity there except grinding.

AnthonyAnthony
06-26-23, 14:32
YMMV. Very nice for sure. Does what she wants with who she wants when she wants for how much she wants.Very very accurate description of her.

AnthonyAnthony
06-26-23, 17:09
I'm always looking for nice dancers. Any dancers at Kittens during the evening hours that you can recommend, or are you there only during the daytime?

DJNoName
06-27-23, 15:26
Who do you recommend for great bbbj in a club?

Besides monse! Lol any other girls?

Dxddxd
06-28-23, 03:07
Do you have some they still in business?

CoronaLime
06-28-23, 14:14
Who do you recommend for great bbbj in a club?

Besides monse! Lol any other girls?Rio at Kitten. Daytime. Very good. Very Nice.

CoronaLime
06-28-23, 14:15
I'm always looking for nice dancers. Any dancers at Kittens during the evening hours that you can recommend, or are you there only during the daytime?You want to hold hand with her or boom boom? I no understand.

CoronaLime
06-28-23, 14:17
I'm a firm believer that your first visit should be met with success.

Go to Pandoras between 1100 AM and 1 PM. Ask for Luna. Politely and respectfully offer her 200 bucks for everything uncovered (or covered, if that's your thing) and get a room (extra 70 bucks). ALWAYS agree on services and $$ BEFORE going with a woman and DO NOT pay her until the deed is done.

Luna iis very upfront and knows exactly why you are there and enjoys what she does, so you will get everyuthing you want with a woman that is extremely pleasant and honest. She isn't the most beautiful woman there, but if success is your goal, she is a great "trainee".

I suggest a room because there are no interuptions or concerns for the manager when you are in the rooms. The last time I was there. The manager was camped in the Lapdance area watching the girls like a hawk so there was no activity there except grinding.This good advice.

CoronaLime
06-28-23, 14:18
Do you have some they still in business?I like stripper.

AnthonyAnthony
06-28-23, 14:38
I'm always looking for nice dancers. Any dancers at Kittens during the evening hours that you can recommend, or are you there only during the daytime?Any nighttime recommendations?

Facials
06-28-23, 14:51
Any nighttime recommendations?You should check out the stripclub thread.

AnthonyAnthony
06-28-23, 17:09
You should check out the stripclub thread.Thanks I have. I didn't notice if he has any Kittens specific night time girls.

Dxddxd
06-28-23, 23:54
I like stripper.Never tried may be I will.

CoronaLime
06-29-23, 14:30
Never tried may be I will.Monse at Pandora. She like wang.

CityDweller
06-30-23, 10:06
Hi Coronalime. Do you have a favorite AMP in downtown / Chinatown?

LSteele
06-30-23, 10:37
Was she the one with the gun tattoos? Wonder what happened to her.Drugs took a tool. Became a very very sad shell of herself.

CoronaLime
06-30-23, 14:28
Hi Coronalime. Do you have a favorite AMP in downtown / Chinatown?I no like Chinese.

I like stripper.

AnthonyAnthony
06-30-23, 15:56
I no like Chinese.

I like stripper.Funniest response I've seen yet! Bravo.

AznSensation1
06-30-23, 18:39
I no like Chinese.

I like stripper.Me neither! Hahahaha.

GolphPro
07-06-23, 13:10
Corona,

You are in an open marriage.

What is the key to making it work?

Do you ever hire a stripper for take out for you and your wife?

CoronaLime
07-06-23, 13:52
Corona,

You are in an open marriage.

What is the key to making it work?

Do you ever hire a stripper for take out for you and your wife?Make wife happy. She very kinky.

My wife like big wang. She like bisex men.

I no gay.

Sometime we find men for her. I watch.

Sometime I do butt play. Dildo. Pretend. It feel ok. Make me cum fast hahahaha. Sometime wang no work. Anya have toy. She make me cum cum. Monse and Luna put on glove. Goid finger prostate.

We hire stripper for threesome. Monse very good. Gwen very good.

Both good with strap on.

I no do men ever.

In Thailand I have misunderstanding.

PacificoWang
07-06-23, 15:52
Make wife happy. She very kinky.

My wife like big wang. She like bisex men.

I no gay.

Sometime we find men for her. I watch.

Sometime I do butt play. Dildo. Pretend. It feel ok. Make me cum fast hahahaha. Sometime wang no work. Anya have toy. She make me cum cum. Monse and Luna put on glove. Goid finger prostate.

We hire stripper for threesome. Monse very good. Gwen very good.

Both good with strap on.

I no do men ever.

In Thailand I have misunderstanding.How expensive was Gwen? I am a little jealous, I would love to get behind that ass.

Do you and the wife screen for STIs often? Do you know if our favorite Monse ever screens?

CoronaLime
07-06-23, 17:55
How expensive was Gwen? I am a little jealous, I would love to get behind that ass.

Do you and the wife screen for STIs often? Do you know if our favorite Monse ever screens?Gwen very expensive.

I no sure what you ask. I no use STI. I use Penzoil. Like Arnold Palmer.

AussieFury
07-06-23, 19:35
Gwen very expensive.

I no sure what you ask. I no use STI. I use Penzoil. Like Arnold Palmer.I feel old. I remember that marketing campaign. Lolol.

FakeGnus
07-13-23, 17:36
Corona,

Does size matter?

RichardQ
07-14-23, 18:20
I like 18-21 yo shaved Chinese girls. Does anyone have a recommendation?

BillyKlub
07-15-23, 19:30
I like 18-21 yo shaved Chinese girls. Does anyone have a recommendation?This is the Corona Lime thread. He no like Chinese. He prefer strippers!

CoronaLime
07-28-23, 20:39
I like 18-21 yo shaved Chinese girls. Does anyone have a recommendation?No.

You go China China boy.

CoronaLime
07-31-23, 13:14
Corona,

Does size matter?Yes. Miss Corona like big wang.

She like all wang. She no lie.

Hooker and stripper like wang cum fast.

They like my wang.

DRock120
07-31-23, 15:59
This is one of the best threads.

XyzzyS2
07-31-23, 16:13
Yes. Miss Corona like big wang.

She like all wang. She no lie.

Hooker and stripper like wang cum fast.

They like my wang.Would Miss Corona like my wang?

DirtyFuk
07-31-23, 18:52
Would Miss Corona like my wang?Post a pic!

CoronaLime
07-31-23, 19:08
Would Miss Corona like my wang?I no sure. You Chinese?

XyzzyS2
08-01-23, 10:52
I no sure. You Chinese?No, I am not.

BbKingg
08-02-23, 11:48
Coronalime,

Have you had Star at Pandoras play with your wang?

CoronaLime
08-02-23, 18:48
Coronalime,

Have you had Star at Pandoras play with your wang?Oh. She very nice. No talk to me. Me no pornstar wang.

CoronaLime
08-09-23, 18:37
Coronalime,

Have you had Star at Pandoras play with your wang?She tell me she play with wang.

CoronaLime
08-09-23, 18:38
No, I am not.Good. She no like Chinese.

XyzzyS2
08-09-23, 19:07
Good. She no like Chinese.Well, I am here to help.

Aquaj2012
08-15-23, 20:48
Mr. Lime, did you happen upon Pandoras today or early afternoon?

PriceIsRight39
08-16-23, 01:24
Coronalime,

Have you had Star at Pandoras play with your wang?GPS all over that but not worth a F.

AnthonyAnthony
08-16-23, 13:18
Hey Coronalime:

Do you have any information about Chanel at Pandoras? She said she worked there a few years ago but I'm fairly new to the scene here so I have no knowledge pre-pandemic.

She looks sexy as hell IMHO. She indicated 'extras' I think, but she could have told me anything like I'm the most handsome person she's ever seen and I would have nodded in agreement. LOL.

CoronaLime
08-23-23, 13:42
Mr. Lime, did you happen upon Pandoras today or early afternoon?If he look Chinese he no me.

CoronaLime
08-23-23, 13:44
Hey Coronalime:

Do you have any information about Chanel at Pandoras? She said she worked there a few years ago but I'm fairly new to the scene here so I have no knowledge pre-pandemic.

She looks sexy as hell IMHO. She indicated 'extras' I think, but she could have told me anything like I'm the most handsome person she's ever seen and I would have nodded in agreement. LOL.You make offer. 300 to suck wang. See what she say. Ok? Ok. Good.

AnthonyAnthony
08-23-23, 14:05
You make offer. 300 to suck wang. See what she say. Ok? Ok. Good.Words of wisdom! Thanks.

CoronaLime
08-29-23, 12:18
I no make video. Stop ask me.

I no have big wang. I no pornstar.

GolphPro
08-31-23, 17:37
Do strippers get jealous when you bang other strippers?

CoronaLime
08-31-23, 17:59
Do strippers get jealous when you bang other strippers?Me no care. They job to make me cum.
Mouth or pussy better.

RandyWanker
09-03-23, 21:07
Do strippers get jealous when you bang other strippers?When you have been a regular, they may be disappointed, but with the PL, not the dancer. And their disappointment is primarily about the $$. They are emotionally cauterized re connections with us.

CoronaLime
09-06-23, 12:24
Hey Coronalime:

Do you have any information about Chanel at Pandoras? She said she worked there a few years ago but I'm fairly new to the scene here so I have no knowledge pre-pandemic.

She looks sexy as hell IMHO. She indicated 'extras' I think, but she could have told me anything like I'm the most handsome person she's ever seen and I would have nodded in agreement. LOL.You ask her to suck wang?

AnthonyAnthony
09-06-23, 12:51
Yes Sir I did. Maybe there is more to come but nice covered BJ. I left satisfied. Nice girl very sexy MILF.

Perhaps more once we've had more time together. Someone like you, I bet she would become your new favorite.


You ask her to suck wang?

CoronaLime
09-06-23, 18:03
Yes Sir I did. Maybe there is more to come but nice covered BJ. I left satisfied. Nice girl very sexy MILF.

Perhaps more once we've had more time together. Someone like you, I bet she would become your new favorite.I no pay much. I cheap!

CoronaLime
09-15-23, 13:00
Would Miss Corona like my wang?Miss Corona suck big wang last night after Beyonce. I watch. He fuck her with pornstar wang.

She have good time.

Luvstophuk
09-15-23, 15:52
Miss Corona likes the Beyonce wang!


Miss Corona suck big wang last night after Beyonce. I watch. He fuck her with pornstar wang.

She have good time.

PoonHound1969
09-15-23, 16:38
Miss Corona suck big wang last night after Beyonce. I watch. He fuck her with pornstar wang.

She have good time.You let her go raw with her bulls?

Context22
09-15-23, 16:40
Have you had any experiences with Adora? She looks like she could be fun, I got a decent dance with her yesterday.

BbKingg
09-19-23, 12:04
Do strippers really like blow or is it a myth?

CoronaLime
09-20-23, 14:14
Do strippers really like blow or is it a myth?Yes. Night time girls do many.

CoronaLime
09-20-23, 14:15
Have you had any experiences with Adora? She looks like she could be fun, I got a decent dance with her yesterday.She explorer? No. You ask her and report to me. Ok? Ok.

CoronaLime
09-20-23, 14:16
You let her go raw with her bulls?Only with black man. She big fan of Chris Tucker.

Facials
10-03-23, 13:28
Corona, at your senior age you must be doing something.

How do you keep your wang working and shooting big loads for all these strippers?

CoronaLime
10-06-23, 18:51
Corona, at your senior age you must be doing something.

How do you keep your wang working and shooting big loads for all these strippers?This very good question. Wang very important.

Drink water.

Go to Vitamin Store.

Buy Lecithin, L-Arginine, Zinc, Pygeum. Wink at girl when you leave.

Eat Healthy.

Exercise.

I shoot big pornstar from wang. It good time. Ask Monse. She need to drink my coca cola today to get it all. Hahaha. I cum much to much. Hahahaha.

She good woman. Nice woman. Suck wang very good.

GolphPro
10-06-23, 19:41
Hey Corona,

Do you have an opinion on the USASG policy about no discussion of Trans providers?

CoronaLime
10-07-23, 17:53
Hey Corona,

Do you have an opinion on the USASG policy about no discussion of Trans providers?Good rule.

No like Trans. Make man confused if he drink to much.

GolphPro
10-07-23, 19:00
If a man bangs a ladyboy, is he gay?

LouDog1971
10-07-23, 20:18
If a man bangs a ladyboy, is he gay?Or a shemale?? Or if the simp husband sucks the rest of your cum off your cock after you creampied his wife? LOL.

GangBangLeader
10-07-23, 20:34
If a man bangs a ladyboy, is he gay?


Or a shemale?? Or if the simp husband sucks the rest of your cum off your cock after you creampied his wife? LOL.Careful. You guys might trigger his PTSD. LOL!

CoronaLime
10-08-23, 16:18
If a man bangs a ladyboy, is he gay?


Or a shemale?? Or if the simp husband sucks the rest of your cum off your cock after you creampied his wife? LOL.No. Sometime it misunderstanding. Sometime the trick you.

I no go back.

LouDog1971
10-08-23, 16:31
No. Sometime it misunderstanding. Sometime the trick you.

I no go back.But what if it's the best cockworship sloppy wet deepthroat you have ever gotten?? LOL.

CoronaLime
10-08-23, 22:15
But what if it's the best cockworship sloppy wet deepthroat you have ever gotten?? LOL.It misunderstanding.

I wake up with ladyboy. Big wang. Not good. They trick me. I very drunk.

CoronaLime
10-24-23, 13:36
Apple a day keep Doc away.

Make you poop good.

CoronaLime
11-13-23, 14:38
I say this. 300 $ will be enough. Anything more to much.

CoronaLime
11-17-23, 14:41
Monse only day off Monday.

She there 12-5. She like wang. Stop asking me in pm.

AnthonyAnthony
12-06-23, 02:02
I hope everything has cleared up for you. Is Mrs. Coronalime still mad? Do you have your Credit card back yet?

CoronaLime
12-08-23, 17:46
I hope everything has cleared up for you. Is Mrs. Coronalime still mad? Do you have your Credit card back yet?Miss Lime very mad. No boom boom until next year.

Then no more cream pie dirty leg stripper. Just blowjob.

No fun. My wang lonely.

AnthonyAnthony
12-08-23, 18:04
Miss Lime very mad. No boom boom until next year.

Then no more cream pie dirty leg stripper. Just blowjob.

No fun. My wang lonely.Well at least you still have your sense of humor.

CoronaLime
12-11-23, 19:03
Well at least you still have your sense of humor.No fun. Wang lonely. I now clean but Miss Lime still upset. I no have bank card back.

CoronaLime
12-17-23, 15:17
If you want wang pills, call online dr. They send them and they cheap.

No ask me. My wife took mine away.

DavidIs21
12-17-23, 20:26
If you want wang pills, call online dr. They send them and they cheap.

No ask me. My wife took mine away.What kind? Bluechew?

Michael1967
12-17-23, 21:53
What kind? Bluechew?Kiwi Drug online in New Zealand will prescribe them for you based on your symptoms and I believe I received 80 100 mg pills for $120 including shipping (generic). That's like a lifetime supply for me.

Meorme
12-18-23, 10:11
Kiwi Drug online in New Zealand will prescribe them for you based on your symptoms and I believe I received 80 100 mg pills for $120 including shipping (generic). That's like a lifetime supply for me.I've used goodrx.com to get a prescription before, I think $50, to them, a quick online chat (text only) and told them blood pressure from last time at a doctor. Got a prescription for generic version of cialis and picked it up at safeway for another $20 - $30 for 30 pills, no need to catch anything in the mail.

CoronaLime
12-18-23, 19:36
I hope everything has cleared up for you. Is Mrs. Coronalime still mad? Do you have your Credit card back yet?She still mad. She give me $60 to go see barista. I jerk off in paper towel. Hahaha. I desperate. Hahaha.

BbKingg
12-19-23, 15:36
She still mad. She give me $60 to go see barista. I jerk off in paper towel. Hahaha. I desperate. Hahaha.Things are looking up!

BbKingg
12-20-23, 14:24
Hey Corona!

What do you like to drink? I assume Coronas.

Do you drink anything else?

BaryMcCochener
12-21-23, 01:36
She still mad. She give me $60 to go see barista. I jerk off in paper towel. Hahaha. I desperate. Hahaha.Maybe we set-up a 'Go Fund Me' page for you.

AnthonyAnthony
12-21-23, 11:37
Maybe we set-up a 'Go Fund Me' page for you.I'd donate, he's saved me a ton of $ by knowing who to see.

BbKingg
12-21-23, 21:19
Maybe we set-up a 'Go Fund Me' page for you.I am in!

Maybe we just send Monse $$.

Luvstophuk
12-22-23, 09:59
I'd donate just to make his wang happy again!


Maybe we set-up a 'Go Fund Me' page for you.

CoronaLime
12-26-23, 19:21
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.

Donato21
12-27-23, 08:46
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.Did you take him to the strip club?

Luvstophuk
12-27-23, 19:39
The degenerate in me says "wow good for her" the concerned parent in me says "poor Corona Lime. He no happy".


My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.

BusSit69
12-28-23, 03:15
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.Hahaha every dads worst fear.

PoonHound1969
12-28-23, 12:55
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.Mix lime and brown sugar and get a caipirinha!

Congrats on the future baby!

CoronaLime
12-28-23, 19:12
Mix lime and brown sugar and get a caipirinha!

Congrats on the future baby!No. No. Lebron Lime.

CoronaLime
12-29-23, 16:19
She gave me 400 $ to go get wang played with.

I cum fast Hahahahahaha.

GinVermo
12-29-23, 21:57
She gave me 400 $ to go get wang played with.

I cum fast Hahahahahaha.Best news on this board in a very long time. Congratulations at last!!

KitWalker1967
12-30-23, 13:15
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.What does Mrs. CoronaLime think?

Anony
12-31-23, 15:59
What does Mrs. CoronaLime think?Mrs Corona probably gave him $400 to get out of the house so she could have some quality time with the daughters boyfriend. But in all seriousness, meeting the girlfriend parents wearing grey sweatpants? That ballsy.

CoronaLime
12-31-23, 16:26
Mrs Corona probably gave him $400 to get out of the house so she could have some quality time with the daughters boyfriend. But in all seriousness, meeting the girlfriend parents wearing grey sweatpants? That ballsy.No. She drop me off and go to Target.

PacificoWang
01-01-24, 15:29
She gave me 400 $ to go get wang played with.

I cum fast Hahahahahaha.Our hero return!

Darce
01-07-24, 21:30
Have you ever met Bambi from Kittens before?

If so what does she do in her VIP?

I figured you'd be the man to ask LOL.

https://www.picuki.com/profile/iitz_bambii

CoronaLime
01-11-24, 17:20
Mrs Corona probably gave him $400 to get out of the house so she could have some quality time with the daughters boyfriend. But in all seriousness, meeting the girlfriend parents wearing grey sweatpants? That ballsy.She want bbc tonight. Make me watch.

CoronaLime
01-15-24, 17:27
Have you ever met Bambi from Kittens before?

If so what does she do in her VIP?

I figured you'd be the man to ask LOL.

https://www.picuki.com/profile/iitz_bambiiNo. She like wang?

BbKingg
01-17-24, 11:18
My daughter bring boyfriend home for Christmas. She live in New York.

He Black guy. Wear grey sweat.

Big Wang. She small.

I no what to do.Miss Coronalime must be proud.

I read she likes black wang.

CoronaLime
01-17-24, 14:24
Miss Coronalime must be proud.

I read she likes black wang.She does. When I get trouble, she get black wang. Make me watch.

FakeGnus
01-17-24, 17:50
She does. When I get trouble, she get black wang. Make me watch.Wow. She cucks you!

Barry1
01-22-24, 18:17
Wow. She cucks you!Happy Wife, Happy Life.

CoronaLime
01-23-24, 19:18
Happy Wife, Happy Life.She like big wang. She let me get blowjob from stripper.

DirtyFuk
01-27-24, 17:46
Corona,

How long have you and your wife been swinging?

CoronaLime
01-29-24, 12:09
Corona,

How long have you and your wife been swinging?Many year. She gogo dancer when I meet. She suck many wang for $.

JimC18
02-01-24, 20:28
Many year. She gogo dancer when I meet. She suck many wang for $.Hi Corona Lime, Love reading your reports! Any chance your girl would consider earning some extra $ with you watching? Always been a fantasy.

CoronaLime
02-02-24, 16:22
Hi Corona Lime, Love reading your reports! Any chance your girl would consider earning some extra $ with you watching? Always been a fantasy.You from China?

DarkDan
02-03-24, 02:43
Sen. Tom Collins?


You from China?

JimC18
02-04-24, 15:55
You from China?Not from China. White guy.

CoronaLime
02-06-24, 18:34
Not from China. White guy.You have big wang,?


Yea, this dude is white as hell.How you know? He your boyfriend?

Barnie
02-09-24, 20:44
So many dancers get pregnant. Are you ever worried it is yours?

CoronaLime
02-18-24, 15:45
So many dancers get pregnant. Are you ever worried it is yours?No. MY WANG no. Bullet.

Mix baby. Very sad.

CoronaLime
03-05-24, 18:37
Sometime I like two girl.

I see Monse. She pick other dirty girl. Sometime Luna. Sometime Faith. Sometime Diamond. Sometime Mandy. Sometime Naomi. All fun time.

CoronaLime
03-07-24, 15:30
Monse / anya was my favorite combo. They are both take it so well so excited to be penetrated and watch each other. Great energy.They nice lady. Anya have stalker. It very sad. He scare her.

CuriosityKat
03-10-24, 16:19
How do I find two ladies for a bareback threesome?

Context22
03-11-24, 05:49
How do I find two ladies for a bareback threesome?You go to pandoras and talk to Luna and Monse.

SeaHawkFan12
03-11-24, 14:35
Hello CoronaLime, 1st thank you for all your contributions here on the website. I would love to get some more information about Diamond. I have seen her name mentioned few times with the likes of Monse, Luna, Liz etc. But wondering what's your take on Diamond from CaronaLime perspective.

CoronaLime
03-12-24, 01:04
How do I find two ladies for a bareback threesome?Hmm. Let Corona Think.


You go to pandoras and talk to Luna and Monse.This good start.

Bring Ambulance. They may give heart attack.

They nice lady.

CoronaLime
03-12-24, 01:07
Hello CoronaLime, 1st thank you for all your contributions here on the website. I would love to get some more information about Diamond. I have seen her name mentioned few times with the likes of Monse, Luna, Liz etc. But wondering what's your take on Diamond from CaronaLime perspective.She very nice. Very good. Very Pretty. I marry her if Miss CoronaLime divorce.

She like Wang. Talk dirty. Very good. Mmmmm yes. VERY NiCE.

You be good to Diamond.

No make me upset.

Ok? Ok.

SeaHawkFan12
03-12-24, 11:10
Yes yes. We not make CoronaLime mad.


She very nice. Very good. Very Pretty. I marry her if Miss CoronaLime divorce.

She like Wang. Talk dirty. Very good. Mmmmm yes. VERY NiCE.

You be good to Diamond.

No make me upset.

Ok? Ok.

CoronaLime
03-12-24, 19:29
Yes yes. We not make CoronaLime mad.She like Corona Wang very much. She say perfect size. She talk dirty. Make me cum fast. Very good. Very nice.

GangBangLeader
03-14-24, 16:59
She like Corona Wang very much. She say perfect size. She talk dirty. Make me cum fast. Very good. Very nice.That is very nice of you to ask for her hand in marriage if Miss Coronalime leave you. I am sure she is just counting the days in anticipation.

CoronaLime
03-14-24, 17:38
That is very nice of you to ask for her hand in marriage if Miss Coronalime leave you. I am sure she is just counting the days in anticipation.Yes. I try and help.

I make handle on tna. Stripper not as good as used to. I try escort now.

Facials
03-14-24, 17:57
Yes. I try and help.

I make handle on tna. Stripper not as good as used to. I try escort now.Oh shit! CoronaLime on tna! They won't know what to do with him.

SeaHawkFan12
03-14-24, 20:37
Oh shit! CoronaLime on tna! They won't know what to do with him.All provides on TNA after seeing CoronaLime - " Lisan al Gaib, Lisan al Gaib".

CoronaLime
03-16-24, 17:13
All provides on TNA after seeing CoronaLime - " Lisan al Gaib, Lisan al Gaib".What that mean?

I no understand.

WaRubMonger
03-16-24, 17:22
What that mean?

I no understand.Reference to the movie (s) Dune.

"The Chosen One".

CoronaLime
03-17-24, 21:57
Reference to the movie (s) Dune.

"The Chosen One".I hope they chosen my Wang.

Jibble1
03-17-24, 23:46
So how does it work getting monse to suck your wang? Do you just approach her and ask? Or you got to play the game of one dance and ask for extras?

CoronaLime
03-18-24, 19:01
So how does it work getting monse to suck your wang? Do you just approach her and ask? Or you got to play the game of one dance and ask for extras?Ancient Vietnamise Secret.

You ready?
Pull Wang out she suck it. Ok? OK. U tell no one. Our secret.

BusSit69
03-20-24, 01:40
Corona you got banned on tna?

LOL WTF?

All you wanted was BBBJ hahaha.

Barnie
03-20-24, 13:36
Corona you got banned on tna?

LOL WTF?

All you wanted was BBBJ hahaha.Wow. That place has lost its marbles.

CoronaLime
03-20-24, 13:57
Corona you got banned on tna?

LOL WTF?

All you wanted was BBBJ hahaha.Why I get banned?

It ok. Many fat girl there.

DickIncider12
04-01-24, 21:14
https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2783629-NEW-TO-TNA-Beautiful-Christine-s-in-downtown-Bellevue-now-Monday-4-1-well-reviewed-text-me-me!-971-910-9XXX.

Damn Corona this your daughter I want to creampie her.

CoronaLime
04-09-24, 12:45
https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2783629-NEW-TO-TNA-Beautiful-Christine-s-in-downtown-Bellevue-now-Monday-4-1-well-reviewed-text-me-me!-971-910-9XXX.

Damn Corona this your daughter I want to creampie her.Not daughter. You not funny.

CoronaLime
04-17-24, 19:35
Miss Corona give me blowjob at coffee stand.

BuckNaked123
04-17-24, 20:05
Why I get banned?

It ok. Many fat girl there.That is what ALT's are for! Maybe CoronaLemon?

WalkingSpanish
04-17-24, 21:47
Miss Corona give me blowjob at coffee stand.You have a blessed life.

DugaBul
04-19-24, 21:43
Miss Corona give me blowjob at coffee stand.But did you cum fast?. LOL.

CoronaLime
04-23-24, 10:42
But did you cum fast?. LOL.Yes. She suck wang good. Barista fuck big dildo.