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[Ausse Salt]

Wishin 'appy New Years to all the good mates out there an hope yur all ready to 'ave a go with all the good nipper lovvys this year sometimes.

Had a good go the other evenin with a skinny lovvy named Pammy. She handled me load in her mouth like a Geelong Gulper, swallowin me spulrk like little Miss Mollie. Good to find a jizzim jockey every so often. Too right.

### Salty

[Informate]

Is she a Blonde? if so where did you find her?



Wishin 'appy New Years to all the good mates out there an hope yur all ready to 'ave a go with all the good nipper lovvys this year sometimes.

Had a good go the other evenin with a skinny lovvy named Pammy. She handled me load in her mouth like a Geelong Gulper, swallowin me spulrk like little Miss Mollie. Good to find a jizzim jockey every so often. Too right.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

She wuz down the corner from the pub & the newsplace, 'cross the road from the 7 & 11 crookshack, mate. Thought the lil bleeder may o' been Sammy at first, but hair too blonde an short. Skinny nipper, not much yakkin & yippin from her. Not the same scrubber me an me mates saw them weeks ago who ran off on me mate - dont think it wuz her any ways.

Got a good bbbj an she swallowed most o' me spulrk like a Perth princess should do. Hope to see her out again she mighta been commin from the CC pub.

Come to mention, aint seen any ov the old time workers hangin 'bout at nite since for-ever. No Michele, no Marcy, no Jackie or her mum or Amanda or anyone else.
Maybe they is all in the Hoosegow 'cause ov the cobbers.

#### Salty

[Delaware Guy]

She handled me load in her mouth like a Geelong Gulper, swallowin me spulrk like little Miss Mollie.
### SaltyOk, I give ... what the f**k is a Geelong Gulper?

[Ausse Salt]

G'day, Dellaware mate,

Ya must not be from these parts, mate. A Geelong gulper is wanna them lovvys from Geelong that swallows yer spulrk lika a Tassie Tiger. Them nippers from down Geelong way are too-right lookin beauts, but the lovvys from Kerang -- them Kerang kookaburras, are spot-on lovvys who'll stiffin yer wllly right quick with there boneblowin skills.

A kookaburra is a bird that sits in the tree & eating all the gum drops. While the kookaurra lovvy is giving me a blow an eatin up all me CUM drops. Hee Hee!
Now you understandin me jokes much any, mates?

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

This the place for the new years reports, mates

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Went out puntin 'round after work 2 nites last week an one nite this week late an aint seen any lovvys out walking the block at all. Aint much reason to drive up that way then. Can understand about the street lovvys stayin home if the weather is cold, some time its colder then a old witches' snitch. But wuz out drivin the blocks in good weather. No lovvys hangin' bout. Must all be in the hoosgow or not needin moneys for their pills much any.

The new name for the king o' pubs crookshack is called "Danger Curves" - but the joint dont have a sign in front. Where all the good towne nippers hideing?

#### Salty

[clubsurfer]

Aussie hello! happy new year. I have no good rented poontang stories to tell, my wallet has been quite empty since the holidays. Are you sure the new club has no strippers? King of clubs sucked, but some of the girls I know were available. Been over to the Godfathers lately? Ever hear of some dancer chicks named Keyia, Pam or Jade? These three were favorites but not all of them provided though. Clubsurfer

[Informate]

Was driving through the Friendly city yesterday when I saw Rhonda, First time I seen her in a while. She was out and walking the beat. I did not stop but I also took notice that Sammy was out as well. I hear though that Sammy has been ripping people off lately. So Wheeling is alive with SW's and the pickins are ok. Just be careful out there. In related news, I heard (through my source), that there is a Blonde who looks really good who is LE BE CAREFUL GUYS!!!!!


INFORMATE

[Paul in WV]

Good post Informate. Especially because of the blonde comment maybe you should post it again on the 2006 thread that Salty started so everyone cathes it. Paul

[Broad St Guy]

I was recently in the area and ran into this up in Stuebenville.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=409930&postcount=89

[Ausse Salt]

Dont know why Brode Streeter posted this here, maybe just to mention that he wuz with Informate's little nipper-mate Tara from over Stubenville way.

Post up yer reports in the 06 thred.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

On me honour I'm glad to hear Informate has seen some lovys out working. Aint seen any much meself. Wont even slow down me car for Sammi after hearin tales 'bout all her piss-poor ways. Glad to hear Rhonda & Crissy are back in towne, both are worthe the monies for a good blow ov yer bone.

An that blonde lovvy none ov us good mates know is definatly workin with the cobbers. She dont ever approache yer car, tries to get ya to talk outside yer window with her. Remember all yer schoolin on that issue, mates. Dont get takin to the hoosgow fer bein a prize doaby. Too right.

#### Salty

[Broad St Guy]

Dont know why Brode Streeter posted this here, maybe just to mention that he wuz with Informate's little nipper-mate Tara from over Stubenville way.

Post up yer reports in the 06 thred.

### Salty

yeah and she is a good one. Worth the travel up the river. Your right mate - 06 thread....

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Surfer,

I'm thinkin that the King o' pubs joint - now called Danger Curves may still have dancers, there aint no sign out front no more but the crookshack is open. Yer old salt aint been inside there in a good while.

Remember dancer pam from Me Club. Tallish blond with big nerks, talked like a slow-bowler. One time gave a good lovvy named Jen from there a ride over to Ohio an got a crackin-good �������bj on the drive an almost wrecked me car off the bridgeway when I went off in her mouth 'cause I had me eyes closed. Almost bought the biscuit that time.
Miss the scrubbers from Me Club.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Hee Hee - had a jolly time last nite. Wuz over the dingo track 'avin a go at the pokie slots. Had been puntin late on by the 7 & 11 but the dancer brew pub traffic 'round the corner wuz putin a crimpe on things.

An over by Tropican pub I stop me car next to 2 lovvys. One waves off her mate and gets into me car. She sees me and thought I wuz some one else. So I ask if she still needs a ride. So we head toward Elms Grove an she says she aint a street ***** or nuthin, and I say 'too bad cause I got a stiff-on. She asked if I had any joints for us to smoke an I did`nt an said she woulde blow me bone for thirtie. She was dressed well and a good beaut, maybe 30 or so, dressed like a pub girl.

I pulled off the road an she did her work and I got me hand in her knickers some (why do the nippers wear station-work denim? bleedin tight to get yer hand in!)
an went off some in her mouth, good thing for paper nappys. I asked why I gave her moneys if she wasn't a street worker? She said she needed it for cab-fare. So I said "out you go." and she said "what about the ride to Elm Grove?" an I tolde her she now has her cab-fare!

Shoulda seen the mean look on her face. Crikey, I thought the scrubber wuz gonna two-pot scream like Chunder Charlene! Tolde her I wuz just funnin her and rode her over the rest ov the way and she got out at the itallayn pizza house by the petrol station. Tolde me her name wuz Natlie and her mate wuz Tracie.

Hee Hee. youre old salt is almost as funny as a Rockhampton riot some time. Too right!

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Salty. Would have loved to have seen her face (after properly cleaned up after her work) as she thought she was about to have to spend her new found money on a cab. Hilarious. Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, Paulie. Funny that them hoiety-toiety pub girls are thinking theyre better class than the streetwalkers. They'll chat ya up in the pub so you spend yer doaugh buyin them expensive drinks an after they lose all theyre moneys in the pokie machine they are then ready to 'ave a go an blow yer bone for theyre flat money for this monthe.

Our lovvys an scrubbers are the same way 'round these parts. Have to get over youre way to Charlestowne to get with some good nippers some time.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Aint heard from any ov the good mates 'round here in a monthe o' sundays. Are Informate & meself the only blokes 'round Wheeling way with a computer?

Anyhou, came acrosst Rhonda a couple nites ago. She has thinned up some, good blow action from her. Only thing she has a pointed nose some an looks like that rightly wicked witch in an old film I usta watch on the Telly when I wuz a joey. "Good WIzard ov AS" wuz the name, the little nipper an her dingo wuz following the old outback road to Alice Springs to find the wizard an met up with the Bushman, the Highwayman & that big Wallaby that wuz scared ov his own shadow. A good film to watch with yer little joeys. Rhonda all I see workin as I drive 'round the pitch. Too right!

### Salty

[PsyberZombie]

Too right, Paulie. Funny that them hoiety-toiety pub girls are thinking theyre better class than the streetwalkers. They'll chat ya up in the pub so you spend yer doaugh buyin them expensive drinks an after they lose all theyre moneys in the pokie machine they are then ready to 'ave a go an blow yer bone for theyre flat money for this monthe.




My experience has been that most of these chicks are basically Alcoholics , at least in the earlier stages of their Careers

Lots of them delude them·selves in·to believing they're "non·pros" , especially if they only do P4P work part·time ; or don't derive 100% of their in·come from Hooking . Whether they'll admit it or not depends on how you phrase the Question ....


More on this subject =

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=405411&postcount=602

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Looks like yer old salt is all alone 'round these parts any more. Aint heard from Informate or any ov you other good blokes (except bludger-mate P Zomber) in a good monthe o' Sundays. Aint seem like I'm all alone when I'm puntin 'round the towne, more droobs driving 'round than ya seen ever. Not many lovvys out these days, last couple nites colder than a dead man's turd.

This is me one hundredth post, been visitin here for almost a year (except for me good monthe on me walkabout back home). Hope you good mates learned about our towne lovvys from me some.

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

And they've been 100 fine posts. Quite right. Several of us enjoy reading your posts as we check our West Virginia posts. I'm sorry that the other blokes there aren't taking the time to file their reports. I think several may have been lost when Jackson and the Banker had their blow up. Jackson's site is awesome but since he had to change his addy I think we lost a few regulars. Keep up your fine work filling the lovvy's mouths up your way, filing your reports and eventually the other blokes will start chipping in. I will be fulfilling my new years resolution soon which was to come up your way, buy you a pint and check out the lovvys myself. Here's to your next 100 posts. Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Thanks for the good words, Paulie. Because ov me job I can only punt 'round late in the evening if I come up to Wheeling. Streets fairly empty by that time, even the pubs are ready for close-time.

Dont seem to be the cold weather or not. Some time the weather is good an no lovvys out workin much any. Useta have a right-good choice most any nite, 3 or 4 lovvys out in different spots some times. These days I'm ready to paint up Holly an no lovvys to be found. Bleedin cobbers even closed up the chineese AMP joint over Elms Grove also. All them new Squires chosen up by the voting people must have a crab on there arses about our good times. The cobbers get onta the lovvys & good mates. They should be gettin robbers & bad bounders doing them shootings and put them crookes in the hoosgow. Too right.

#### Salty

[Almighty]

Me bloke was up around yer parts the other day, but alas, he said he couldn't partake of the local scene.

He said he stayed at the Hampton Inn, right across the street from TJ's sports bar. It was just for one night, and then he was off again....

He'll try and angle in a way to spend some more time up there in the future, maybe you and him can go punt around a bit....

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Almighty mate,

As you know TJ's is up the road from where our lovvys partake. Your mate shoulda come over the 7 & 11 crookshack, but not many lovvys out these days much any.
You know ov the drill. Cobbers musta giving them the old bumb's rush-off.

All them nippers we know ov so well have gone up & disapeared some place. Must not need much monnies for there pills or the flat money for this monthe. Hope things are better for you mates over youre way.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Hee Hee, our mate P. Zomber had a funny bit the other day or so 'bout all them droobs here who post about havin a
"dream" 'bout bein with a lovvy. You bounders can keep all youre "wet dreams" to yourselves. Like Zomber wuz saying - aint gonna matter to the cobbers if you dreamin or not they get hold 'o youre computer. Dont give us good mates any reports unless theyre the truth. Hee Hee, P. Zomber is a bludger some times but he knows ov the lovvys & the streets like you know your right hand, mates. That's fair dinkum.

Dont rightly know where Informate been hiden out these days. Maybe he went on a walkabout some place.

#### Salty

[PsyberZombie]

Congrats on hitting the triple digits in your Post count , Salty !!

I wrote that piece about guys here who add a 'dis·claimer' to their posts by calling it all a 'dream' , back in July of '05 on the Orlando Board =

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=372443&postcount=277

Since then , though , I've come to learn that our esteemed Jackson does NOT live in Argentina ; and that he has been hauled in·to court here in the U.S. on at least one occasion

[ See http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=418536&postcount=18 for details ]

The rest of the comments remain Trve , though

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Yer bludger-boy Chalkie came over last nite. He wuz giving me the blub about his recent trips up to pittsburgh these days. He wuz up there an picked up a lovvy during the day an when they pulled off the road to do their action -- a bout four or five young tribal lads -- right-little joeys, maybe 10 yearsold -- wuz throwin'
stones at Chalkie's truck! Hee Hee. He drove off an left out the lovvy an never got to finish his action, he worryin the tribal mates might have some pistols & use the bludger for targett-practice. Hee Hee. pittsburg is a rough towne.

Chalkie also say he went to the AMP called Club Elite Tanning an got a massage but no extras to be had cause the lovvys workin there thought our bludger-mate wuz a uncoverd cobber! Hee Hee, come to mention Chalkie has them beeedie eyes an all the charm ov a shithouse rat. Almost glad to hear the AMP lovvys sent the bludger out the door with a stiff-on. Too right funny!

We did go out for a cut-lunch (sanwich) & a beer, an Chalkie picked up on the check this time. So everything rock-solid now, but today I can't find me new lighter for me smokes.

#### Salty

[Informate]

I Was in the friendly city and came acrross Amanda And her lesbo girl friend I think her name was Lee. Anyway went to thier home in Ohio for an awsome threesome that Lasted all night. I got to ride Both of them like a wild man. It was great took both of them on a trip to greece and ended up slopping both of thier faces with a messy gooey thick shot of love juice that they both shared. All of this for 1 bill and a bottle of Jack. I must say that lee is ok nice body but her face is kinda eewwy but Amanda is smoking hot. I did get digets but I must make sure it is allowed to give them away. These two honeys are the hotest in Wheeling to date right now a definate must see.


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Infor-mate,

Glad to see yer still 'round the towne & givin the lovvys a good go. I wuz out the other nite late-on an was chattin' up a young chubber name ov Collien in the pub.

She followed me out & I offeured up a ride an she blowed me bone CIM fer twenny five. Course she wanted out over by Neeley's crookshack probably to get her pills from a tribal mate hangin' bout. Don't usuially go off with the chubbers meself but no other lovvys out much. Okey time
for me action. Lovvys need to quit with all theyre pills & bad ways. But if they did they wouldent be blowin our bones much on the street. Like little Annie usta say - "It is surely a hard-luck life."

Need them to open up another chineese AMP joint over by Elms Grove or close by. Bleedin cobbers woulde probably shut the joint down again. Rat-bastards. Like that Moses bloke from the bible-books usta say - "Let me people go, you bludgers!"

### Salty

[Tanman069]

How is the action ath the area strip clubs? I'm going to be heading down there soon and wondered if they were worth checking out.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Tanner,

We have 2 joints 'round here. One is crost the parking lot at the Dingo-racin' & pokie-slot house (Wheeling Downs) the joint is called "Godfathers"& also is open for food eating - had prime ribs there. They got a pub where the lovvys dance starkers - no patsys & thongs or nothin. Most ov the lovvys are young nippers with smallish nerkers & well-shaverd snitchs. Fiver-donation to get in the door.
Safe crowd.

Other joint up the road from the Hockey-match arena, place called Danger Curves. Aint been there in a monthe o' Sundays but I think they still 'ave dancers. Youre petrol-distance may be off the lark there for yur monies,
mate. Be better to take road 70 up the hill to`Dallas Pike to a joint called jills- high-up talent level there, mate. Lovvys dancin that make them C.D. films for the D.V.D. -telly machines doin' pornos & what-not.

Or go over to Weirton like me mate Surfer & go to Rumours or Hurcane club. Good-action lovvys there. Get yourself a GO GO book an read up on things. Hope you 'ave a jolly time with all the lovvys. Too right.

#### Salty

[Tanman069]

Many thanks to ya for the info!

[Tanman069]

I never made it to any of the clubs, but hopefully next time.

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Had been pissin 'round up the hill to Washington the other day some. Tryin to get 'hold ov me football tickets for this season-meet. Bleedin' River-hounds had such the pisspoor slate last year - couldn't even beat the whacker-lads over Swan Hill if they whoulda tried.

Not any lovvys out up Washington. Only scrubbers I seen are standing over with the tribal lads all sellin' pills to who ever wants to partake. Cobbers drive the block real slow but dont say boo to a goose. Tribal blokes gotta make a living also - can't have everyone on the public dole-out.

Maybe yur old Salt oughta become a public Squire like the president bloke Mr. Bush. He wuz here in our towne today - seen him on the telly. I could make the good rules & laws an help the poor blokes & lovvys so we get more action.

An the pretty-bird nippers could blow me bone at me White house. Too right.

#### Salty

[Informate]

***Chrissy***

Had an evening with Chriisy at a motel. For only 20 peanuts I got everything. and I do meaan everything. She even let me grk her for about a 1/2 hour. We were really into it. I had her screaming. I thought the rooms next door probably heard her screaming. I thought she was doing an act until she squirted like a freaking fountain darn near shot my jewells into the next city. and after that She even let me CIM.

***Sammy***

After that I took her back home and on the way back to the Motel I saw Sammy walking the beat. She flagged me down so I stopped (being the good Samaritan that I am), and asked her where she was going. and she asked me if I had a motel. I said sure so went we went back to the Motel and got a wonderful BJ to cim for 20 more peanuts. drank some beer and got to know her on a personal level a lil better. I guess she had gotton busted a few nights ago because she was with a guy and supposedly he had some kinda rock that I guess is Illegal. hmmmmmm.

***Victoria***

After I took Sammy to her home I went to a bar on I 70 called the Windmill Lounge, and got totally waisted. I met a girl there who tends bar but she was off duty. Victoria is her name. Bleach Blonde, big ass boobys, You know the whole enchalatta. They had a band there and they were decent, they were called the "Silver Eagle Band". I danced with Victoria that night till last call. After that I went to her car,... and for free she blew me really goooood. It took forever for me to get off. But all in all that was one of the best nights I have had in a long while

Good Luck Guys,

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Infor-mate,

Fer crikey's sake, mate, it surely sounds like ya been paintin up holly something rotten. Aint seen Crissy 'round much. Glad to hear ya got her squeelin like ol' Paddy's pig. Wont be stoppin me car for the likes o' Sammie even if she waves me over, too many storys 'bout all her bad ways.

Wuz out the other nite & had meself a go at Danger Curves
pub since all the new mates been asking. Only bout 4 or 5 people hanging upstairs at the bar. One "rode weary" lookin scrubber looked like shithouse sally mighta been the dancin talent that evening, I didnt stay 'round long to find out. No blokes playin snooker on the billard table, but I noticed a chair all alone in a small alcove with a curtian in front - must be the place fer them "private lap dances" or a quick blow ov yer bone. Now all thats needed is some pretty-bird lovvys to do the work there.

All you bounders who thought that "Me Club" wuz a pisspoor pub and shithouse shack need to see this louse-lounge. Good name "Danger Curves". Wouldn't let me dingo shit on the floor in that rathole.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Make sure you good mates be rightly careful 'bout puntin 'round the area. Wuz makin me rounds the nite before think I seen the Tassie Twins ov Informate. Them 2 lovvys that are always together.

They wuz on the corner by that Danger Curve tatshack & wavin at all cars drivin past. Lotta cobber cars circlin 'bout also. Didnt partake 'cause I wont let both 'o them inside me car at the same time. Never seen them before an dont know if they wuz really undercovered cobber ladys
-- woulda gave them me special"bredthalizer test" & when they swallow me spulrk they pass an dont havta go to the hoosgow for jail-time. Be careful, mates.

### Salty

[Almighty]

Wouldn't let me dingo shit on the floor in that rathole.

### Salty

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Another classic line from Salty. Dude, you have to come down to Chas and me and my buddy can show you 'round the scene.

[PsyberZombie]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Another classic line from Salty. Dude, you have to come down to Chas and me and my buddy can show you 'round the scene.

I've learned ALL kinds of things from Salty =


Me mate Almighty can vowtch that some ov our lovvys can blow a bone like Melbourne Magpie. Need to get meself into a three-person threesom with meself an 2 lovvys an be havin a go with one lovvy while she's lickin the other lovvy's snitch.


The things I learn from reading this Board !!

Fer ex = up to now , I was completely un·aware that a Melbourne Magpie could even blow a bone

Too right !!

[Ausse Salt]

You know it, mates. It is a right-good thing your old salt is 'round these parts to make sure you young-joeys & ballsbusters & boss-cockey earbores all learn youre lessons some times.

All the fair-dinkem advice & spot-on lessons you blokes couldn't learn if ya spent 'alf youre life in bleedin University like them Professors & Squires ov your rites do. I got me letters an deegrees from The Street-wize Schoolhouse o' Hardnocks & Reformatorys.

Some o' you blokes do give on youre good advice, chiefly blokes Almighty & Us Travler & yes, P. Zomber also.
Maybe your old salt should start me own Forums 'round here "SALTY'S ADVICE FOR THE LOVVYS & LOVE-LORN"
might put that bludger Dr. Bill & Gerraldo & Doc Larra outta their business. Too right.

#### Doctor Salty

[PsyberZombie]

Maybe your old salt should start me own Forums 'round here "SALTY'S ADVICE FOR THE LOVVYS & LOVE-LORN"
might put that bludger Dr. Bill & Gerraldo & Doc Larra outta their business. Too right.

#### Doctor Salty


Sign me straight up for yer University of Salty

Our School Colors is the bleedin' Black & Blue , right , mate ??

[Ausse Salt]

For the love o' old St. Pete, I KNEW that ya wuz in them reformatories when you wuz a lad, Zomber, ya bleedin' dirty drongo! Youre surely spot-on 'bout the colours on our side o' the pitch. All I rightly remember seein wuz black & blue!

Remember when Packey hit that old shithouse sod ov a headmaster with the tomatoe? Hee Hee!
And he fell out over the step an the old bastard lost his wig off the top ov his head. Hee Hee! Almost pissed up meself from laughing & that fat doaby dinner-hall overseer Nate go 'hold ov me coat-tail & hit me real hard that time. On me honour next time I go back to me home an I ever see that coldprick, I'll surely punch his eye for all them times he got onto the smaller mates for talking loud & not knowing all the lessons.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Listen here, mates

One ov me work mates tolde me 'bout that Howard Stern bloke from the radios who wuz choosen some good mates to go way over to California to the Playboy house with him to see the place!

So I got holde 'o the radio number ov the telephone an rang up to tell Howard that He coulde go there with me.
Howard Stern couldnt come over to the phone, however his good mate Jim (he answers the telephone when mates ring up) tolde me that maybe Howard take me along next time he
goes over to see Hefft!

Also, Jim tolde me I dont even need to ring up again, Howard could ring me telephone next time when he's ready.
I know Howard lives way over with them mean New yorker people, but he's a good mate for taking some good blokes to the Playboy house. I think that Scottish singer Rod Stewart going with him also.

I go next time I'll surely be licking alotta snitches ov the lovvy bunnys. No worrys, mates. I'll bring with me
a camera to take pitchers so you good mates can see me & Howard porke the lovvys dirty!
I surely hope Howard rings up some time soon.

#### Salty

[Almighty]

Salty, you get to go to the bunny mansion with Howard Stern, I'll personally drive my buddy's digital camera up to wheeling for you to take on the trip.

And I'll give you about 10 packs of batteries for it in case you run out.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Almighty,

Thanks for bein' a good mate, I will surely get 'holde ov you right here if Howard or his mate Jim ring me up some time. I gave Jim me number an tolde him that Howard could ring up even if it's very late an I'm sleeping.

That bludger Chalkie wuz saying that Howard & his mate wont call me telephone up any time soon 'cause Howard probably have alotta them New yorker blokes - maybe a hundred or so that wanta go also.

So Chalkie now tryin to piss up me stew by saying they will call on me when them dingos fly an what-not. (He meanin that they wont call up no how & forgot already)

I wanted to punch up his eye some but Chalkie wuz too far away from me this time. He better keep off me distance or I'll kick his arse a good km acrost the road.

Anyhou, Howard may not go to the playboy house again some time 'till next year or so. I may be waitin' a while also.
I surely hope Hefft is still around to show me all the lovvy-bunnys when I go there.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Took a holiday from me work & sat meself 'round the telly watching football the other day. Even seen yer U.S. mates haveta work out a draw against them tribal blokes from them Jamaica islands.

Never been over that way. Or even to them Rode Islands where that bounder P. Zomber is some times. Maybe get a boat to Jamaica where them tribal lovvys can blow a bone good 'cause they aint got no teeth in theyre mouths much any. Hee Hee.

Went out a bit puntin around & all I seen these days is a good bit o' cobbers circlin 'round, looking to pull off good mates an bust about theyre balls some. Watch yer arse, mates. Cobbers pass up yer car - like yer base ball - 3 times yer out. Like that Shoeless Joe blokes from the white socks who played on the pitch without wearin his shoes, remember? Be safe 'bout things, mates. Too right.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Hee Hee. Wasn't even gonna say a good word 'bout this but one ov the mates spilled out the beans already so lemme fill you in. The other nite I went to the hockey-match playoff with Chalkie an seen the Nailers beat the Royal-lions. And early-on that day Chalkie wuz workin up Pittsburg & got pulled off by a Cobber for riding by a red-signal. He got 'imself a warnin ticket for one hundred & fiftie dollar.

So the bludger wuz showin me his ticket & when Chalkie wuz in the loo on the crapper I snatched off with the ticket an he didn't know ov it. So the next day the bludger rang me up an said he lost the ticket some place an did I have it? I said I aint seen it much any. He cant find it no how.

Hee hee! It said on the ticket that Chalkie has himself 10 days to send a parcell ov money or check or else the Squire will come take him to the hoosgow for jail-time.

If Chalkie go there them other blokes make him be the "Jail-house Jenny" & wear a dress & serve them "poofter pie" an what not. Hee Hee.

So Chalkie rang me up like a crazy-bird, telephone ringging off every half-a-mo. And he richly deserving ov some bad times for all them times he does all the tricks and gypps to get over onto me. An stealin me smokes some times. Don't know where the bludger's lost ticket is. Hee hee. Wuz gonna find me an Auctioneer to sell off the ticket on "E-bays" an one ov the good mates can buy it an pay the Squire & let Chalkie out ov the hoosgow. Then he learn his lessons.

Anyhou, Benny MacGurk tolde the tattle an Chalkie come over today an I gave him back the ticket. So if he pays up the money he wont hafta go for jail-time. Too bad.
Thought some ov you good mates might wanna know 'bout me joke since you all know what a shithouse rat Chalke is with all his bad ways.

### Salty

[Bumone]

Was visiting the fine river city on Thursday and friday nights and found nothing on the streets-absolutely nothing! this was late around 2-3 am each night. Did almost get lucky with a hottie at the River City bar but lost track of her after going to G&G for a little bit. Extremely disappointed because have always found satisifaction in Wheeling.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day, Bummie,

Sorry ya had yerself a crapper ov a time. Them week-end nites are not really much for puntin' 'round right there.
Ya got all the traffic from that Brew pub & all them kids walking 'round an tieing up the street. They all pissin 'bout in & out ov the G&G and the other pubs also.
So a street-lovvy aint gonna stand on that block much with all that what-not.
You drive the block that time during the week and its as quiet as the Queen's arse.

Ya know I wuz up Washington watching football Friday an Saturday also, but wuz punting 'round late Sunday nite & only saw one lovvy down by the olde "Me Club" empty building & a Cobber car wuz right over top 'o her. They wuz probably bustin up her balls some for standing outfront on that road. All them stores & shops closed up tighter than a bullfrog's bum late Sunday nite, mate. No reason for her to be standing out there unless the scrubber is trowalin for some dates. Cobbers use logic like that.

Aint seen much action & lovvys out much lately. Its been all hits or miss theese days. Our mate Informate has all them regular ones he sees... Need to get some more good nippers workin' the block. Too Right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Wuz out on the town pissin' bout with Mick Clancy & Benny MacGurk the other nite. Left them blokes at one o' the pubs and went off on me own leasure to punt 'round for lovvys. Good thing 'cause I heard later that Mick Clancy lowered the boom on some sorry bloke who was putin' down the badmouth on the pittsburg steeler american football team. Mick has a great barrack for the steelers an drives up Pittsurgh for the game some time on sundays.
I think Mick broke up the sorry bloke's jaw. The good mates all tolde the cobbers that the sorry bloke punched at Mick first. So as under Aussie rules - a bloke does ya dirty, ya gotta do him dirty in return.

Anyhou, I came acrosst the nipper Amanda, and she is surely a pretty-bird like our mate Informate says. She don't look much-any like a street-worker. All freash-face an dressed up like a Perth pub-girl. She wanted` to go get a drink, but I wuz already past time and just wanted some action & to head home.

So like a Rockhampton romeo I got her knickers off and we had a jolly time, tolde her I wanted to pork her bum & she said "Surely next time" cause she dont know ov me well-enough yet. Let off a big load o' spulrk for her mouth & she spit out the window. Glad to have a good time with a pub-girl and not the usual street scrubber who moans & wails 'bout all her troubles.

Seen that the old "Me Club" building has been torn down. Too bad. When I think ov all the lovvys who ever swallowed spulrk from a 'ard-on in there ...

### Salty

[Informate]

I too saw Amanda today and had a great time. I took her home with me and got a really good BBJ to reverser cowgirl to Doggie and I even did a lil greek. She knows me well enough. I blasted her face like Peter North would actually I think this would have made even the king of Squirt blush. All in all it was a great night. I a, weak in the Knees but well worth it. I also saw Michelle tonight at a local pub and some other girl who kinda looks like michelle working the beat. If anyone knows who this chick is lemme know.

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Infor-mate,

Glad to hear 'bout your good times with the new Amanda. Youre surely spot-on about her being a pretty-bird ov a young nipper. She tolde me she been out 'round the pitch almost 10 years or so, funny I aint ever 'ad a date with her before. Don't see any ov the old towne talent out much theese days any.

When you talk ov Michele do you mean jackies cousin? Aint seen her or Jackie out at all lately. Street action hits or miss - mostly miss. Wonder what is gonna get built where "Me Club" was? Wonder if red door place still open up behind it. Could surely use a new chineese AMP 'round here.
Where are all you other mates hiden out theese days?

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Might wanna be rightly carefull puntin' round the Wheeling area on this weekend. This a spot-on time for the cobbers to do the stingger-traps to trick the good mates with them uncovered lady cobbers.

Dont pull off your car for any lovvy you do not know. She may be working with the cobbers & you'll get a free trip over to the hoosgow & the cobbers will bust on your balls and you wont get to see any memorials ov the good mates who died protectin' us from wars & what-not.

### Salty

[Informate]

I was out last night and there were quite a few new faces. some of which looked to good to be true. Though My big willie was standing at attention I thought it best to not take a chance.

Instead I found Jackie and michelle hanging out down by the King of Farts. I picked them both up and went to my summer home. It was a very delightful evening to say the least. Jackie was really nice about it. I wasnt into her at all. She was acting to fidgety for me so I just did Michelle while Jackie watched. That was a little different but hell I like different.

I got a BBJ CFS and GRK ending with a really nice Facial. Michelle hates greek but the Benjimen I gave her changed her mind. But Back to the facial.... You see my friends I believe all the workers deserve a good facial blast now and then. Michelle didnt like it much But Jackie laughed her ass off. Oh well until then as my friend Aussie said if you do not know them dont take any chances.


Stay safe Guys,

Informate

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Informate,

I wuz out the other nite before the week-end an seen a good bit o' the cobbers out riding 'round. No lovvys out by the 7 & 11 crookshack much any more.
Was over the block an see two freash looking nippers crossing at the red-signal. One came over & jumped in, an coulde you believe it wuz Sammi?

And you & the mates 'round here know I dont much care any for her & all her bad ways with piss-poor action and running off on good mates with theyre monnies. The other lovvy mighta been Danalle or Ammada, but I get to deal with Sam. Anyhou, she looks good - shorter hair & not all jibbered up on pills & freashed up some.
I wanna drop her out & go back for the other lovvy, and Sammi starts her "OLLYWOOD talk" -- "I am a proe and not a hoe," and ,"I'll surely promice to give ya the best blow ov your whole life! Get out your 'ard-on & your monnies!"

So the bleedin' li'l scrubber blew me bone like a porno-girl. Never knew Sammi to be so good, even doin' her deep throat & what-not. Gave her a prime load o' spulrk in her mouth an she had to open the cardoor an spit & choke to get it all out. Hee Hee I like seeing the lovys do that! -- So Sammi came through this time like Bonzer Betty. Even tolde her it was great & she says "See? I tolde ya so." - Maybe I'll see her again. Having good fourtines theese days some.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Glad to hear that ya seen Jackie & Michele lately, mate.
I aint seen them about in 5 monthes or so. Glad ya got to ride on Michele in all places. Hee Hee. I know she dont like her annal action much any. Jackie will let ya pork her bum like a Tassie tiger if she all jibbered on pills. An she yells off like a Brisbane banshee when youre going to towne! Hee Hee.
On me honour the next time I see Michele shes getting a cum cocktail & seeman sanwitch.

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

I don't know if any of you guys get down Parkersburg way but a friend of mine is starting up a Dominatrix business here in Parkersburg / Marietta. She's not using an agency so her price is good. If anyone wants details private message me with your email address and I'll send you info. I'll respond only to the regulars who post. Now Salty since you like to play tricks on Chalkie, we might get him down here and tell him we have a special lovy for him. When he comes back he won't be doing much sitting on any bar stools for a week or so. hehe. Too right. Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Fer crikey shit, Paulie, ya musta talked to Chalkie or one o' the other mates! I just left message over Charlestowne forum that Chalkie is headin down to Ripley on a job next week or so...

Aint a dommennatrisxt wanna them mean ladies who dresses like a city-cowboy an hits blokes & busts about theyre balls some with a bullwhip? And makes them drink panther piss and what-not. That would surely make Chalkie change his bad ways! Too right. Lemme see if I can get him to go over parkersburg way... Hee Hee.

### Salty

[Informate]

Please give me the info and my email is rustynailr7@yahoo.com




I don't know if any of you guys get down Parkersburg way but a friend of mine is starting up a Dominatrix business here in Parkersburg / Marietta. She's not using an agency so her price is good. If anyone wants details private message me with your email address and I'll send you info. I'll respond only to the regulars who post. Now Salty since you like to play tricks on Chalkie, we might get him down here and tell him we have a special lovy for him. When he comes back he won't be doing much sitting on any bar stools for a week or so. hehe. Too right. Paul

[Paul in WV]

I just sent it Informate. Have fun. Paul


Please give me the info and my email is rustynailr7@yahoo.com

[Ausse Salt]

Ye Christ! Informate, I cant believe me eyes that yer gonna ring up the Dommennatrisxt & have a go! What if she is a mean lady who'll chain ya over to the wall and then be crackin' onto youre balls with her bullwhip real hard? Hee Hee.

And then she bend you over & goes to work on yer bum with wanna them big fake dorks like "Steely Dan" (made ov hard-steel metal) or "Black Mamba" (long black one with them nobbers on the end - for yer pleasures) You'll surely be sorry.

Listen, mate. If there are other blokes chained up in the dunguons there & she puts a blindfold on ya & tells ya to drink outta the cup - dont do it 'cause it might be a "Splurk Smoothie." Hee Hee. Sorry, Paulie that I'm pissin on Informate's jolly time.

I surely hope the Dommennatrist's name aint Lowla. One ov me schoolhouse mates back home named Percey once went on a date with a strange tribal lovvy named Lowla and after the bloke was never the same again. He just walk 'round the pitch singing "Lowla, Low-Low-Low-Low Lowla!"

#### Salty

[Informate]

Aussie,

The plan is to let her think I am going to be dominated then turn the tables and give it to her straight up the bum till she scrams like a lil Pig. HEHE but thanks for your comments. Informate always gets the Babe where ever and however he wants.


Informate

[Informate]

I was in the feendly city last night and could not believe my eyes. There was a lady LE Person working the street undercover. I know she was LE because I know her personally. LOL so I waved at her and blew her a kiss. Just around the corner was two Cruisers. Yah know what??? this is insulting me intelligence. Anyway I did not see any of the usuals out on the beat but I did notice one new girl but After seeing the poor excuse for a sting,.... I opted not to try. Me bone just gonna havta take a lil break.


Informate.

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, mate. I wuz also out puntin' around the sceenes late-on & I didn't see ANY ov the usual lovvys out at all. None by the 7 & 11 milk-bar or any up the road by Neeleys little crookshack. None o' the lovvys by the king o' farters (danger curve) or even over the island by Tropican. But I won meself fiftie-three dollars at the pokie-slots. No lovvys to be found.

Ye Christ, usta see some justa bout every nite. Atleast see an odd-one here or there. Not theese days much any. Either see none out at all, or ya see fifteen out an they all tryin to wave you over. Maybe the street lovvys need a union and a reglar schedule so we know just whoos gonna be working each day.

Where was the cobber-lady doing her stings at?

#### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Salty, congrats on the 53 dollars won at the slots. I've got to pop up there your way and check out that island where they gamble away into the wee hours I assume. I'm not much of a gambler - losing twenty dollars means I've pissed away a bj but I remember once playing a game in Vegas where the frogs jump on lilly pads. I won a big bag of nickels but to get a bj in Vegas I would have needed a pick up truck of nickels. That's what I love about WV - the luvvys will drain your bone for a reasonable price. Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Youre surely right about that, Paulie. The lovvys 'round here are fair-dinkum for the monnies mostly. Be better if more ov them were out workin' more often. Most o' the times its hit or miss. Alotta time miss.

But they have a tough time 'round here some time. Some ov our street workers are only a block or two from the Police house & they wonder why the cobbers get on to them. Or they carry-off yellin' at eachother and making a sceene walking in the middle ov the road. Not even them tribal blokes up the road selling pills do that non-sense. Aint much a royal surprize to me that the cobbers get the lovvys & bust about theyre balls some time.

Come over Wheeling way & I'll let ya stand me to a beer & we'll paint up Holly with some lovvys.

### Salty

[Informate]

Hi All,

Like I said in an earlier post the stings are out there. Be careful guys I hope nobody on here got Busted. Keep in touch with your friendly neighborhood Informate I will tell you if its safe.

This was online today Looks like some of our Lovys are in the hooscow and some of our brothers as well. Keep safe guys its dangerous out there.



The message is clear, sell yourself and see yourself behind bars. Buy a date and your face and name will be released.Three seperate prostitution stings resulted in 13 arrests in Wheeling, thanks to the efforts of both departments. With the help of undercover officers, police arrested seven women and six men. Wheeling Police Chief Kevin Gessler says this time, the men soliciting were arrested and their names and faces are being made public. Gessler says this investigaton is just the beginning and he plans to hold more stings to keep prostitution off the streets of Wheeling. Those arrested include: Mindy Edwards, Danielle Jane Mielnicki, Leona Colleen Tanner, Tammy Lynn Green, Kathy Lynn Voltz, Christina Marie Butler, Marlin E. Chapline, Robert Robertson, Eugina Furmanski, Norman J. Nolan, Lee T. Cook, Gwaine Richard Folmar and Beth Ann Davis.

[Ausse Salt]

Ye Christ, you can always tell when its time for the voting people to choose up all the new Squires. Too scared ov their own shadows to run off all the tribal lads selling pills, so they have the cobbers get onto all the lovvys an good mates.

Informate, I surely know ov two or three names from yer list & I'm sure you know some also. It surely is a sad day if this is what its come to 'round here.

No wonders ya don't see any lovvys out much any. Wait to when the Meadow racing up Washington starts out with their pokie slots & all them Pensylvanna people dont come down the hill here no more. The island will go back to bein a goast-towne. And more people on dole-out relief.

On me honour, I surely know at least one towne-councilour bloke who is a punter and fellow hobbyist -- the bleedin drongo lives over by Chalkie! Theyre good neighbours!
And one ov the lovvys we know tolde me that she gives BJs to a Squire. I hope if she gets under arrested she sings a tattle tune like a Brisbane Banshee. Too Right!

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

The Top News Story for today at theintelligencer dot net is the sting with names addresses and age. They clearly are going to target the hobbyists as well. I notice that they nailed a lot of out of towners coming to Wheeling for fun. If sw's disappear in Wheeling it'll start looking like Parkersburg where you pretty much have to find a luvvy via the internet.

And Salty in addition to that Squire I'll bet dollars to donuts that there's a cobber or two who get their bones drained on occasion for looking the other way. Now they'll have to figure out how to find them like the rest of us.

Paul

[Ausse Salt]

That is all too right, Paulie. Wuz talking with some o'
the mates today & they say no worrys 'bout this whole patchell ov peanuts. Every odd-year or so them Squires 'round here get their dander all arse over tit to show the voting people that theyre "Tough shits against Crimes" and make the cobbers earn their monnies.

Since the cobbers 'round here - who from what I know ov are okey fair-dinkum blokes mostly - seem to be powerless to stop all the pills-sellers (tribal or other-wize) the Squires have them go after street lovvys & the good mates puntin' round.

Then the Squires show theyre ontop ov Crimes & get more monnies from united states leaders & manager-people and put some monnies in their own pockets without tellin nobody. That's how things work around here, Paulie.

Lemme see ... the news paper said that all the cobbers did them stinges on 3 nites & took 13 total people to the hoosgow. How many a nite? Four? maybe five? Dont sound like much success to me. Wondering how much in monnies this costed all the tax paying people.

No worrys. Give it a rightly good monthe or two and the sceene will be back to normal times.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Went up Washington with the lads for the football match
last nite. Did not get the chance to punt 'round the area since me mates 'ad to hurry off home after so we left out straight-on. No matter, never much any young nippers out 'round there. Maybe the odd-one who is 20 year-old but looks about 55 because ov all her pills & bad ways.

Watched the football on the telly all the day today. Royal shame the U.S. lads got buggered over and lost. And me homeland mates are onto the next leg already.
**** GO LADS GO! ****

Need to take it easy-on 'round the streets 'cause all them cobber stings. Don't get yer balls busted off by a lady uncoverd cobber, mates. Too Right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Don't know how many ov you been watching World Cup football but them whacker referees & officials are buggerin' all the good sides every odd-match with bad decisions at every turn. They fix things so the Italyans or Germans or Frenchmen can win all the times.
They forget all them wars when them germans were bad bounders & the Italyans and french blokes were hidin under the beds some. On me hounour them FIFA officials will surely bugger the Brazilyan tribal mates next if they can.

Aint seen any lovvys out working the streets much any this week. Wonder how many had to get on the wellfare-relief for theyre flat monnies. What will this cost be for tax-paying people?

### Salty

[Informate]

If you guys havent heard the Infamous green Door was the next ones to get Busted. It was all over the news today that a Major Prostitution Sting went down closing Wheeling Landmark Green Door. New reporters state that this housed many customers during war times when Soldiers would come home after being on the battlefront.

Listen men. Whats a guy to do when he cannot even get a good stress reducer. This is not fair!!!!


Informate

[Almighty]

Fuckers.

==============


Longtime House of Prostitution Raided In Wheeling
Posted 6/28/2006 09:23 PM

House with "the green door" allegedly operating for some time.

The gray building with a door that doesn't match is notorious for what goes on behind it in Centre Wheeling; It's a house of prostitution. Five people were marched out in handcuffs Wednesday: 36-year-old William Lapsey, 32-year-old Melissa DaRe, 31-year-old Heather Henley, 60-year-old Sheila Briggs, and 34-year-old Mary Moore.

The so-called Green Door, at 2126 Main Street has been busted many times over the years. At times police have had huge amounts of evidence such as condoms and lubricating substances. Yet they always bounced back. Police say this has been going on forever.

But this time, police say it will be permanent. On Wednesday evening, the city was already boarding the building up. Now they're going for a court order to prevent them from re-setting up shop. The madam and employees aren't the only ones in trouble. Police have been doing surveillance and have run the plates of "customers" as well. Chief Kevin Gessler says if you are one of the individuals who visited the house, you should expect a call from police.

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[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Aint it just amazin' how them reporters & cobbers do a story when it benefits the squires? Too right funny!
So the Green door house been busted on plenty over the years? WHEN? On me honour I've never heard the joint busted since I been 'round the area. Mates been talkin bout the green door on this site fer 3 years! No cobber busts since.

So the story say the cobbers know ov the joint the whole time, why they wait so long to stop the crimes there then? Sound like a good question to ask the chief ov Sheriffs or the Head Squire. And I'll surely ask 'bout all the pills-sellers standing on every odd-block if I see them law blokes around the towne.

Hee hee, some ov them Squires gonna be in "hot waters" in the news papers themselves if any prostitution lovvys start singing & tellin tales like Kerang crow. Can't wait to read up all about it.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

And one last thing. Today I read up that the Cobbers aint raided off the Green Door crookshack fer any ov the last TEN YEARS! So they say the joint been a nuisance (that mean a troublesome place) for a good while.

So I don't think them cobbers are lookin' out to help all the good mates at all much any. I wasn't born on yesterday or right before, hee hee, how the cobbers helpin' us if they aint been inside in 10 years? 'Cause say a lovvy starts working there when she is 25 .... so 10 years later, she is .. add the one,, now 35! And the 40 yearold scrubbers are now FIFTY! Hee Hee. You'd think them cobbers woulde be good blokes and raid off the joint every couple years just to make the house-mum get some young new freash nippers workin' in there.
Too right!

#### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Well now Salty, I don't get to read the papers up your way but I suspect that if the stories were reported correctly they would differ a tad from what you've just said. The cobbers never said that they haven't been in the Green Door establishment in ten years - it's just that they haven't arrested anyone in ten years hehe.

My guess is that the cobbers (and your squires) have laid down good coins on the table to have their way with the lovvys there. Perhaps after the election your squires will allow some new construction - only requiring that the door be of a different color. Perhaps blue, orange or whatever. Then the cobbers can brag that the Green Door never returned and they could try something new like dealing with the drug dealers.

And a happy Fourth to you, Informate and all the other good mates up there.

Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee. Paulie, coulde you believe the story now gets better every day. Now they answerin' up me questons in the news papers. Today them Cobbers & Squires now say that they aint raided off the Green Door joint in 10 YEARS 'cause it wuz all part ov a MASTER SECRET PLAN to trick the House-mum all the time.

So the cobbers been lettin the house-mum pay up monnies to them for theyre "briberies" so they don't come in for
a long time! And the people reading the story suppose to believe this also a part ov the secret plan.

Hee Hee. Too-right funny! I surely know that I aint the brightest apple off the tree much any, but surely seem to
me that the cobbers & squires tryin to cover-up theyre arses for the times when the storys come from the house-mum & lovvys that our towne leaders were the best customers! And got monnies from briberies and things like that also. 10 years seems awfull long ov a time to do a trap on the house-mum.

How much briberies monney you think they collect over 10 years or so? I coulda been a rich lord like that Donald Trumpe bloke by then. Too right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Looks like them Green Door storys all comming to an end theese days. Seen that the House-Mum gonna let the Towne Squires get ownership ov the building & seems like she surely aint gonna be telling the tattle on any one.

Probably she made a "deal" to stop all her bad ways so she dont hafta go for jail-time. Coulda surely used a Barrister or Law Squire to help her with the cobbers.

Maybe I am just a wise-oaf - but surely all them cobber stings to be tough on crimes was not just so them Squires coulde raid-off the Green Door joint the whole time & take over ownerships ov the building and then sell it to some rich lord to build big propertys there. Naw, didn't think that meself. Hee Hee. Now since the towne owns the building maybe we can get-on to puntin 'round again.

Squires should build a bigger building there & paint all the doors there green & them cobbers coulde count-up all theyre bribreys monny inside there. Too right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Ye Christ! The bleedin' budger Chalkie is at it again. Seems the drongo 'as been keeping time with a older neighbour lady from Elm Grove. He sometime go over her flat late-on when her husband is at work & she sneek him in the doorway.

I reckon the husband-bloke musta smelled a dead-rat somewhere & creeped into his house and found Chalkie sleepin' on his couch. He had no idea who Chalkie wuz, but surely added 2 & 2 when he got to the bedroom and his wife is sleeping naked there.

So the husband drag Chalkie off the couch & push him down the stairway! Hee Hee. Chalkie say he sleepin and next thing he know ov -- he tumblein' BA-BOOM BA-BOOM down the stair, three atta time like a rolling stone! Chalkie say he hurt his arm some but not broken. Good thing Chalkie didn't break his right hand, or the bludger woulden't have any dates fer the next few weeks ... Hee Hee.

So Chalkie wake up at the bottem ov the stairway & hear the husband & wife yellin & he just got the hell outta there. Shame the husband-bloke didn't grab a pistol & put a cat in Chalkie's arse! He call the lady the next day and she say her husband is pissed 'bout things but not as upset as when he found his wife with Odell Brown.

Some o' you mates know ov Odell. He that big=tall tribal soull brother from basket ball 'round here. How this lady go from the big tribal bloke to a droob like Chalkie
is beyonde all me thoughts & brains.

Hee Hee. Our bludger-mate surely gets into more sticky-wickets than a shithouse rat. With me good appollogies to the rat.

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Salty, It's lucky that Chalkie didn't wake up to a blaze of gunfire. It does appear that he's dumber than spit. I mean any bloke knows that after spraying the hot coals of a married lady and putting them out that it's best to move on. Falling asleep on the couch? It sounds like the two of them make up the brain of a rodent. Glad that Chalkie's ok though - especially his right hand. hehe.

Unrelated I'm up here on Long Island for a few days on business. The guys on the local boards here have been great and have given me digits and have been real helpful. They are terrific blokes. The problem is the ladies here want a couple of bills with Presidents I haven't seen before just for a good time. I think I'll just tuck it away until I get back to WV where the ladies provide a more fair trade. Like that Archie Bunker bloke once said - though he was talking about something else - I don't want to buy it, I just want to rent it.

Paul

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, Paulie

Bludger-boy Chalkie got more lives then a dead cat. Some big bloke surely gonna put his ham-fist in Chalkie's eye some time. Anyhou, the bludger and meself are heading up
Pittsburgh to eat some & piss 'round the pubs & what-not and maybe see the base-ball pirates.

Aint seen much street-lovvys around Wheeling. All them cobber stings put a crimpe on everything. Maybe see the odd-lovvy here & there, with a "manager bloke" close-by incase ya want some pills along with yer BJ. Remind me ov McDonald-land when they say "how 'bout some fryes to go with your sanwich, mate?" -- Hee Hee. Street-lovys not makin any monnies probably hurt the pills-selling business also.

Yes, Paulie. I surely know ov old Alf (Arche) from the telly. We had a programe like that back home. He is funny when he yellin on the Meathead bloke fer all his bad ways! Another programme I like is Hogane & his mates hiding in the tunnells in the war-camp. Read-up your History Lessons 'cause that is how you Yanks helped me Pap & his soldier-mates win all them Big Wars with Germany & Japan all the times.

Paulie, youre old familys & Informates are good for fightin them Wars before & all the American soldier-kids & Rangers going now to fight wars with Terrorist coldpricks. I'll surely stand them soldiers to a beer when they are done.

### Salty

[Just Me 69]

Ausse has been posting in Boston, he was asked why the acent?

Never heard of anyone typeing with a accent

They think he is a clown, is aussie a clown?

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

This "Just Me" bludger wanna them droobs that been postin' empty pitchers ov streetlamps, roadways & red signals in the Streetwalker Photagraphes pages, so I asked wanna his mates (a good bloke name o' Meatman) about that & now this drongo callin' me a "fake" & has come 'round here looking to barney 'bout the way I do me talking.

So I'll give ya a chance to 'pologise before I call onto Jackson to send you off our end o' the pitch. Couple ov the other mates 'round here may have something to say also.

### Salty

[Just Me 69]

Originally Posted by Boston Monger

No one really types with an accent.

Jus' sayin.

LOL, if it makes the person happy to think people think he is who he claims to be, let it be.

Read some of his post from west virginia, and read the comments from the locals.

[PsyberZombie]

They think he is a clown, is aussie a clown?

We can't all be Lion Tamers , J·M·69


p.s. Salty = have you checked your 'Salty Advice' Board lately ??

[Informate]

Just you 69??????
Thats a name is is not fine.
With me or Aussie;..or any other screen name
Punting is a lifestyle
Not your Lame game.
Leave my man Aussie Alone.
Be gone from here go drink a beer;
get with your gay friends so they can 69 your ear.
This is a board for Punters so be gone with your words
We are here to pork women
Not listen to turds

[Paul in WV]

Great job Informate. Now we have seen the creative, poetic side of you. 69 I'm not as creative but I do think it would be best if you did slink back to some other board. We're all quite happy with our Wheeling board and with Salty and all of the good mates here. Too right. Paul

[Almighty]

Ausse has been posting in Boston, he was asked why the acent?

Never heard of anyone typeing with a accent

They think he is a clown, is aussie a clown?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The only clown I see here, is you, mate.

Ausse has given INVALUABLE information on the wheeling and surrounding areas, along with a bit of comedy thrown in for good measure. Either are infintely more vaulable than some of the crap that gets posted in the pic section. Hell, my 5 year old nephew can run over to the mall and start taking pics of random girls, walking down the street with his camera phone, and then pretend they are streetwalkers.

[Ez Going One]

Go F___ Off and get off our board. I cannot for the life of me understand why some bean boy wants to come onto OUR board and start insulting one of our MOST respected members. If you fail to understand that your arse is unwanted in this area, perhaps a visit into the hills would make the point a little better. Keep you queer ass on the Boston board!

IF you have something positive to say you are welcome; BUT, do not come "round these parts" and expect us to accept you.

By the way, YOU ae the one with the funny accent; NOT SALTY.

[Ausse Salt]

Yep, there is youre answer, Just Me.
I surely reckon the mates 'round here had their say. Didn't they? To answer up yer question, I 'appin to write the way I speak. Aint too hard to figure that out for yourself if ya got 'alf a brain in your head. And if that makes me a clowne, there ya go.

An in your last post here ya left out the word "Fake" from yer orriginal post, did you not?

Still don't see a beer or a appology here, mate. Surely better mind yer ways then around here.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Was out up Pittsburgh with that bludger Chalkie the other day & we wuz pissin' 'round some pubs on the south sides.
Seen some good mates there who know ov theyre football. It wuz too early-on for propper action in the stripper pubs so we went off for supper time to Outback Steak and Chalkie wanna go there 'cause it's me turn to buy the check.

Every time it's on me the bludger wanna eat & drink with the rich lords. When the check's on him he wanna always go over MacDonald-land or a flopshack fer our cheapskate meals. Anyhou, at Outback Steak the bludger get himself a royal feast ov the big steak & a big onion-pie and them lager beers. And he sayin to the food-lovvys "Look at me! I'm Australian!" -- and he hand-jackin the front ov his shorts like a whacker, & sayin "Gimme shrimp on the barbie!" Fukkin drongo being downrightly embarrassing like a droob. I almost punched his eye again, but we had his truck so I had to not hit him this time. Chalkie also say "See? I tolde you Howard Stern & Jim woulden't call you back to go on to the Playboy house."

And Chalkie wonder why the other mates like Mick Clancy & Benny MacGurk never want to go piss around the pubs with him. Maybe if he rightly do his turn buying a round. I surely need to start hanging 'bout with new mates.

### Salty

[Third Eye]

Just to be clear about where and how this started, Boston Monger is the poster in the Boston forum who originally complained about our good mate Ausse's salty tongue.

As someone who's spent many years in Wheeling AND Boston, I say Wheeling is the richer for Prof Salt's very special cultural diversity. If you don't like our Professor's demotic parlance in your Beantown forum, fine, that is your prerogative. But please don't interfere with our intellectual discourse.

That will be all, gentlemen.
3rdI

[Just Me 69]

I will explain for the last time.

Salty came into the Boston room to complain about photos a member posted showing former areas that were once busy with girls, now empty of girls.

Salty has a habit of roaming to different rooms to complain, notice his post.

Salty was informed by the member who posted the photos why the photos were posted, a different member found Salty funny, typeing with a down under speech pattern.

I am the one who wrote Salty, on this page.

I never once swore or used foul language as has been the case of the mountain boys of W.V.

I understand the limit knowledge, of those who must insult and swear.

[Just Me 69]

Posted By PsyberZombie

Re : Complaint Dept.

G'day , Mate !!

Read your recent complaint over the Boston Board and posted my reply here ('http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448238&postcount=56')

Enjoy !!

[Paul in WV]

69 speaking only for myself - I love Boston. I am there regularly. I love watching Manny being Manny. I love Meatman's intelligent posts. Many of us like Third Eye have been in both worlds. Do yourself a favor and drop the mountain man humor. Anyone who travels knows the state of West Virginia has an excellent educational system and has a state economy that thrives on technology based businesses and international business. I've lived in Manhattan, Boston and a lot of other places and you won't find nicer and intelligent people anywhere. Period.

Salty like many of your Bostonians comes from far away. As an Australian he has fun writing like he speaks. We here love it. Perhaps if you were to pass through someday you might stand him up for a pint and enjoy hearing him in person. He will have some spicy stories of some tainted luvvys here.

Feel free to post here to tell us to check out your forum whenever you find a great sw that we NorthEast travellers should check out.

Now let's move on and get back to sw's. Is the heat still on up there in Wheeling? I mean Parkersburg is dead as always and to the south is Charleston with endless stings and to the north Wheeling with endless stings. I mean where can a nice boy find a cheap decadent sw?

Paul

[Almighty]

I understand the limit knowledge, of those who must insult and swear.

Well, good for you. I'm sure your mom and pop are just proud as peacocks.





Salty was informed by the member who posted the photos why the photos were posted, a different member found Salty funny, typeing with a down under speech pattern.

Evidently your understanding doesn't extend to rudimentary spelling.

And with that, I too am finished with this whole issue.

[Informate]

Paul Go to steubenville Ohio There are tons of SW's up there almost giving it away. Good luck


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

See, mate? You surely dont like it much-any when people insult you. But it's okey for you to call me a "fake" & a "clown" (hee hee, ya may 'ave something there) and send me a private message tellin me I dont spell right.

Like I been saying -- still dont see any beer or a appollogy. Maybe you better move on.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Yeah, Paulie, it seem that Steubenville is a good towne for lovvys, Informate & the other good mates swear by it.
Never punted over that way much meself - too many tribal blokes with pistols for me taste. Allways had enough ov the Wheeling lovvys or pub-girls around to keep me happy.
Now the cobber scare startin' to wear off. See some lovvys out some times.

Pittsburgh is another towne for lovvys but the cobbers bustin on good mates there also. Our mate P. Zomber tolde me 'bout a right-good bloke EIGHTY (80) year-olde who wuz trading pills to the street-lovvys for sex & what-not! Read-up the pittsburgh pa forum. I surely hope when I reach 80 that I can still breathe, let alone get a stiff-on! Too right!

### Salty

[Almighty]

You’re paying for sex because you haven’t the charm, looks or guile to seduce a decent woman

Well, my charm, looks, and guile were more than enough to seduce your wife.

In fact, she paid ME.

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Sure looks like JACKSON is gettin' ontop ov that bludger Just Me for all his bad ways & fightin' with the Boston mates. Maybe now we can get back to solving our problems 'round here with all the bleedin' cobber stings.

Trying also to get me travel ready fer a walkabout back to me home "down under" to see about me Mum & things.
I wuz brought up by me Mum & we lived with me Pap & Gran.
And now me Mum gettin' on in years so I surely need to get on home some times. Only be gone there a good monthe or less.

Was puntin' round a bit last nite when I come back from football. Seen some possible action, still need to watch yer back-shoulder some with the cobbers, but the sceene starting to return to normal 'round here.

#### Salty

[Johnny Rebel1]

I am coming to Wheeling next weekend. Where are the good places to go for fun. I don't want to hang around hotel. Any good massage parlors, escorts or strip clubs around area? You can send private message.

Thanks

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Jonnie,

Firstley, aint too much good times 'round here theese days on account ov the cobber stings going on some times.
Read-up our posts from the last monthe or so.

Surely wouldent want a young-joey like you having to choke on your chook all alone at yer motel-place. Ride over to Wheeling Downs - where they got dingo racin' & pokie slot casinos. A stripper club called "Godfathers" right accrost the parking lot. Good food there, naked lovvys & cold beer. That should do fer your first time.

### Salty

[Johnny Rebel1]

I guess for 1st vist that will do. If I get stuck out there with work I may have to make a trip to Pitts. Thanks for help

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Made me first good pick-up since all them cobber stings & shithouse tricks rightly scared every one off the roadways. Found a tall-ish lovvy name o' Karie pissin 'bout over the island. We was both a bit skittish when she got in me car, but I rightly guessed she wasn't a lady uncovered cobber.

We found a spot where I coulde keep the motors running on account ov the hot heat - though this aint nothing like the outback 'round Boxing day. The tall scrubber blew me bone like a porno-girl then opened the door & spit out me spulrk. I tolde her that the proteen is good for strong bones & teeth. Hee Hee.. She laughed and said she surely gets enough proteen from giving BJ's to the rentor-boss ov her flat.

Maybe the cobbers will relax theyre bludger-ways and let the good lovvys & pretty-bird nippers work the streets some.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Sport Fans,

Was over to 'Steelers Camp' with Mick Clancy & we did`nt try to get put on the good team much-any, only went to see the lads do practice. Never had much interest in seein' them do the practice exebitions meself, but Mick has a great barrick bein a fan & so I agree to go. Steeelers about the best american-football on the pitch theese days also.

After a good hour we went puntin' around fer a good chineese AMP but Cobbers closed up the old favourite joint ov Micks. So we settle on a joint I know ov over by McKeesport towne where if ya dont mind yer ways the hostile tribal lads will surely shoot you fer yer shoes.
The chineese joint is on a second floor flat & we had to take our turn in the bath-shower & bleedin' Mick got to go first & I had to go with the old scrubber while he got his time with the pretty-bird! Cor! I did get me action from a young-ish lovvy so it was a jolly time any ways.

On the journey homeward we went fer fish & chips to a pub by that famous 'South Park' towne but I aint seen them wize-arse whacker fat kids Carnmann & the killed-off Kenny bloke anywhere around! Hee Hee!

Need to see some more good lovvys workin' in Wheeling or a new chineese AMP. Too Right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Crikey sake, looks like I'm all alone 'round here theese days. Cobbers musta chased all you blokes off the road-ways & street corners. I know the stings & shithouse traps got all the mates accrosst the whole bleedin' country-side being carefull but aint no reason to kick over the bucket.

See some action around towne some time & see punters on the prowel also. Aint as many lovvys working as before, but aint the worse I seen.

Quiet as the Queen's arse theese days, almost hope that "Just Me" drongo come 'round to barney some time.

### Salty

[Rocky11]

I passed thru this past Friday evening and again on Sunday. Looked extensively on the Island and the other spots in town, and nary a sighting. LE has the Friendly City locked down tighter than a drum. But the DiCarlos pizza was good, as always.

Rocky

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Rocky,

Too right, mate. Bleedin' Cobbers & shitheaded towne Squires givvin all the street-lovvys the bums rush.
Need to REALLY know ov where to find the good lovvys who just may be working.

Come up this way during the week and I surely woulde let ya stand me to a beer. And maybe find a bonzer street-lovvy & do her dingo-style like a Brisbane Back-jumper.

And you say Pebbles is still turnin' over her tricks over
yer Prince George way? Next time ya see her, surely tell her that Salty says 'ello. She got one ov the royal best backsides I ever seen on a nipper!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Wanna let all you good mates know that I'm going for a walkabout back accrost the globe to me homeland to see about me Mum & everything and have me birthday & whatnot.

So don't you mates rightly take youreselves any wooden nickels & fer Crikey sake - Dont Lend-Out Any Monnies To That Bludger Chalkie!
And P. Zomber, don't worry 'cause if I see any ov them overseers from the olde reformatorys, I'll surely punch a couple ov eyes & surely stow them coldpricks around some. Then we see whoes rightly called the Tall Poppy 'round there. Hee Hee.

And watch yerselves with the cobbers, mates. I'll surely be back 'round here in some weeks or so. Too right!

### Salty

[Informate]

For those of you wondering I am still alive and No I had not got stung. I am good to go. I just been taking a break for obvious reasons. LE needs to get a life. You know get the real idiots doing real crimes. I will be out looking tonight. Need to get my freak on.

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

It's Salty, youre master mick-daddy & lovvy king-pen who come back from me walkabout. Was able to get me mum 'round the city to see the flower-gardens and the fancy hoity-toity joints & live like the rich lords fer a few weeks. Good to get back 'round here to see about me mates & towne lovvys.

Hope to hear from Informate & Paulie & 3 eyes, an all you mates over Charlestowne way & the other blokes 'round here. Hope all you drongos been getting youre freaks on with good lovvys & pretty-bird nippers.
Too right!

#### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Welcome back Salty. Glad you had a good time with your mother down under. The boards have been quiet for some time. We may need to get the elections past us before the streets can liven up again. Paul

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Paulie,

Surely glad to see yer still around the sceene over youre way. I see that all the forums 'ave been as quiet as the Queen's arse the last few weeks also. Hope all the voting people will surely rock about the votes this year & send all them same old towne Squires and Manager people out on theyre arses from the law-rooms. We need fair-minded blokes who'll make only good rules & laws.

I seen Chalkie today & he say that the Cobbers still chase off the street-lovvys from working our towne roadways. He say he was out with Rhonda last week one nite an see some other lovvys out some time. Then the bludger try to get a tenner from me for smokes. He surely aint changed his bad ways much-any.
Maybe Informate havin' better luck theese days.

### Salty

[Bil73]

another great report Aussie you are so full of good information

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Bil,

Surely seem funny you always make to me the same bludger-comments. And you also do the same things to the good mates like Allmighty & Eddie Fine over Charlestowne way. You must be wanna the pisspoor droobs like Shithouse Sherman, wanna them blokes who don't ever have a go with none ov the lovvys.

Maybe you are a poofter bloke & don't like to punt around with the good mates much-any. Are there any good nippers over Huntington way who'll vowtch for you?
Didn't think so.

### Salty

[Living Life]

Welcome back Salty. Glad you had a good time with your mother down under. The boards have been quiet for some time. We may need to get the elections past us before the streets can liven up again. PaulWhat the heck kind of type is this.

You people rant, try speaking english. This is the USA.

[Ausse Salt]

Lemme see... Livin' life. Hee Hee. From all yer posts - all half-o'-dozen - it surely seem youre another bludger who none ov the good mates want to talk to. So you been 'round from the oceans to oceans gettin all the pretty-bird lovvys? That's a royal joke. Youre maybe that potatoe bloke from ohio-way or bludger bil wearin' a disguise.

An this is the Americas and you want english? Okey,
Que dia es ouy? Viernes? a pene is you? Si!
Yo Yo, don't be dissin on the peaps 'round here, doggie, or wanna the bloods might puta a cat on youre ass, homes.
Worde up, broe!

This the america youre talking about, mate? Hows me english now? Thats the english I hear on the streets & roadways. On me honour, me mates back home warned me about predudical Yanks like you who get onto all the tribal blokes for havin dark skin. An I say Ohio & West VA & pittsburgh & other townes in NorthEast aint like that. Silly me.

### Salty

[Almighty]

Nice one salty. I'm just recently back from me own walkabout. Glad to have you back.

[Just Me 69]

Salty you just back from down under your mom, and you fighting with everyone, if you love aussy so much stay there, why do you come back here and disgrace the USA?

LL was only asking why you don't speak english in these great states of the USA, and you insult him, nasty salt, nasty.

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee, look whose come 'round fer another visit, mates.
It's that bludger Jus'Me. Glad ya came over this way, drongo. Been wantin' to ask how many other names you hafta logg-on the forums under besides "Just Me" - I'd surely wager you rightly got a good hundred or so ov them "ailases" that you use 'cause none o' the good mates wanna talk with you.
Not even yer own blokes over Boston-way 'cause you only cause troubles & get onto every one. Read-up youre own posts!

The good mates 'round here surely know that a turd is a turd when they see one - they all told you that the last time you come 'round here with youre bludger-ways & callin me names & what-not.

I'll ask the mates 'round here NOT TO get onto you 'cause if they would then youll logg-on under another ov youre false ailases - why dont you use theese ones = JustaDork & JustaDroob & JustaLouse & JustaChalkie. Hee Hee.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Just Me,

Also aint it funny that when I read-up all youre posts they EXACTLEY like others - sometime only one or two wize-arse lines and hardly mention about youre own times with ANY lovvys much-any. Seem to me that yer only poking yer fun at the blokes punting around.

I come over theese forums a good year ago to check-about the lovvys over Wheeling-way. And to chattle some with the mates 'round our towne who know the pretty-birds. And we tell ov our good hunts and adventuers when we have a go with the street-lovvys. You see me posts. Some Droobs 'round here only to cause troubles & get onto every one. Look at theese drongos sayin "This is USA, go back 'down under'- you a discrace." Is this the real america men you blokes are proud ov?

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Final thing 'bout this. Jackson or any ov them Monitor
blokes 'round here can surely see I only sent-back ONE private message to the bludger, in responce to him sendin' me one fist.
The drongo lyin from his mouth sayin I send him a patchell ov messages. Only one.

Gonna have a go-round Wheeling tonite if it aint raining much-any.

### Salty

[Rocky11]

Next time Im coming thru, I'll gladly spring for a beer (or 3!) Never been out on the prowl as a team, but Im sure it would be a grand time with you... Im sure I'd learn a thing or two. I havent had the pleasure of Pebbles in some time, but wouldn't it be fun to double up on her! I'll send your greeting the next time I see her
Rocky




G'day Rocky,

Too right, mate. Bleedin' Cobbers & shitheaded towne Squires givvin all the street-lovvys the bums rush.
Need to REALLY know ov where to find the good lovvys who just may be working.

Come up this way during the week and I surely woulde let ya stand me to a beer. And maybe find a bonzer street-lovvy & do her dingo-style like a Brisbane Back-jumper.

And you say Pebbles is still turnin' over her tricks over
yer Prince George way? Next time ya see her, surely tell her that Salty says 'ello. She got one ov the royal best backsides I ever seen on a nipper!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Rocky,

Our sceene 'round here seem to still be hits & miss. Mostly miss 'cause o' the cobbers. Go-on an give Pebbles a good go from me.

Didn't get to punt 'round the roadways much-any on Saturday cause me job up by Pittsburgh taking alotta time & I need me sleep also. Hope more pretty-birds start working the block soon.

### Salty

[Bil73]

aussie another great report full of information. almost worth my time reading it

[Ausse Salt]

Glad you cleared that up fer us, Bil. None o' the mates 'round here was sure ya even know how to read much-any. Like I been sayin' - you must be wanna them poofter-blokes always gettin' onto the good mates with yer bad ways.

Anyhou, wheres all yer reports from over Hunnington-way?

### Salty

[Bumone]

I was in Wheeling last week Wed-Saturday and found few choices. Did pick up a nasty older lady with black hair on Wed going back to the hotel from a good night of drinking at G&G (love to pick up the bartender there).

Was desperate so she gave BBBJ but no CIM for .20. Proceeded to tell me about her hot 23 year old niece who provides good service and told her I would like to see her the next night. Passed out in my room and get a knock on the door at 8 am; look out and it is the girl from last night with her niece!! I was so tired and hung over I didn't let them in- which I now regret because the niece didn't look bad.

Anyway, didn't find anything out late Thursday night. On Friday did have a nice private dance with Lexus at Godfathers, lots of touching, titty sucking and DFK. Friday night got a bonus when I ran into girl I saw last time in Wheeling and got a freebie!! Gotta love that.

P.S. It is getting kind of tiresome to read all of these posts cutting each other down. I enjoy the legitimate reports but this other crap is worthless.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Bumone,

The nasty scrubber with black hair musta surely been Marcy. All yer discriptions are on the lark there. Her niece is another ov the local talent name o' Michele. Most ov the good nippers all scared off the roadways by the cobbers.

All that arguing is from bludger-blokes who come 'round our forums lookin' to barney. None o' them live near 200 km of Wheeling, but they come on here for troubles.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Had a go the other nite with a tall-ish nipper name o' Karie. Seen her droobin' 'bout over on the isle. We pulled off the roadway fer a good BBJ and she had to spit out the window. Hee Hee. See some street lovvys out mostly every nite I pass-by. Finally the sceene surely gettin' back to normal ways after all them cobber scares.

An after I stop over the 7 & 11 crookshack fer a ice tea & cheese biscuits fer me ride homeward, who do I see hanging bout' with some mates is Mary. She surely look like she is working the streets for her pills-monnies & all jibberd up like she usta be. Remember hearing from Benny McGurk that Mary was all cleaned-off her pills & drugs. Haveta ask Benny where he heard that -- surely look like Mary still blowin' bones like a Hobart Hornblower. Too right.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Seen Benny MacGurk today an he say Mary is still workin the roadways & any previous reports came from that bludger Chalkie. And Chalkie busy theese days trying to sell his Real Estates with that drongo Carlton Sheets! Hee Hee.

Benny say he been working up by Pittsburgh airport & seen a good escorte -- a pretty redhaired chubber name o' the M & M girl, and she blow his bone like a Keerang Crow and swallow his spulrk like a Tassie Tiger! Maybe I'll see her some time over Pittsburgh-way. Too right!

### Salty

[Blbool]

Hi,

I'm an old member but never posted bc I live in Morgantown and it stinks. I was thinking going to wheeling this fri and I wanted to check if the area is alive or dead. And where are best places in the island. Hope to post something when I get back.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Biboo,

Hard to say where the action is theese days with all the cobber scares goin' on-about. Not much lovvy-action on the isle but got a fair-dinkum stripper joint name o' Godfathers. Find the 7 & 11 crookshack over Market Street-way & sometime may catch the odd street-lovvy hanging 'bout acrosst the road by there.

### Salty

[Blbool]

Hi guys,

I went to wheeling last Friday and its sucks streets are dry pitt looks the same from the forum I'm read. I don't know where should we go? !

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Got some tickets with the mates to go over Pittsburgh-way next monthe to see the "back-yard brawlers" & the american football match with our lads at University over Morgantowne against them blokes from Pittsburgh University.

I'll surely have a good barrack fer our lads as they go on to the final. The game will be over Heinz fields where the Steelers play their matches some time & where they make all the ketcheps (catsup) for youre foods.
An I get me a sanwitch where they put the fried potatoes & salad on top with the steak also. Hee. Hee. Them drongos up Pittsburgh-way think ov everything.

That bludger Chalkie wanna go along also, but none o' the mates will let him. Chalkie surely think he is the puf-daddy with the lovvys but he really is only the mick-daddy ov mis-fortunes & the sultan ov shits! Hee. hee!

Aint seen any lovvys hanging' bout as I punt around this week some. Cold weather musta chased them all inside.
Been colder than a old woman's snitch the last few nites or so.

### Salty

[Almighty]

Hopefully the Mounties will be 8-0 at the time, having beaten Lousiville next week.

Then you'll have a chance to see one of the top 4 or 5 teams in the whole country play.

Either way, the Backyard Brawl, is always a good time. Usually better in Motown, but the 'burgh is ok (cept for them scummy pitt panthers).

Penn state sucks, but pitt swallows.

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Went up the hill to Washington to the Meadow racetrack with that bludger Chalkie. Dont ya know that they only have racin' there only 3 times in a week any more? Surely hope they get the pokie-slots really soon some time before they havta quit racing the horses 'cause ov no monnies.

Anyhou, we went pissin' 'round the pubs & Chalkie gets into a row with a rightly-big mussle bloke who musta been american-footballer or rugger or a wrestler from the telly! The big bloke was tryin' to get into Chalkie's distance & stow him about. So the big bloke and wanna his mates offoured Chalkie a ticket to "Duke City" & a talk outside over the parking lot. And like a droob Chalkie wave me over the doorway & we go out to Chalkie's truck like scared-stella & the big bloke come following outside & callin' bludger Chalkie "a puss & a dick head" & Chalkie climb into the truck an call the big bloke a "faggot" an the big bloke get in his car to chase after us!

Then Chalkie jump out ov the truck & wave the big drongo over to have a go an when the big bloke open his car-door to climb out --- Chalkie quick-slam the door onto the big bloke's leg real hard & kept-on pushing and hitting the door against the big bloke's leg! Hee Hee! An the big droob is yellin "OW ow ow!" and what-not! An Chalkie sayin' "Who is that pussy now? How you like youre apples, mate!" An we then drove away before the big droob's mates came out after us. Hee Hee! Wont be going back there some time soon.

So Chalkie handle his dukes that way against the big mussle man. Tolde you mates Chalkie was lower than a shithouse rat some time.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Theese days our streets & roadways are empty ov lovvys most ov the time. Was out a few times this week and the only scrubbers I seen are them old crones pissin' bout over by king ov farters (danger curves) & I surely pull me own pork an drop a twenny in the street-drains before I have a go with wanna them "Altzeheimaur Aunties" that look like Shithouse Sally.

Had a go with one o' them 'bout 6 monthes back & she surely gave a pisspoor blow an couldent get away from the likes o' her quick-enough!

Dont know where blokes like Informate & the other mates been punting 'round at theese days, but the cobbers surely did a royal job clearin-off our old talents.
Coldpricks.

#### Salt

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Was chattin' with a bloke the other day about all the bleedin' cobber-stinges all around the whole country-side theese days some, an he was tellin' me them royal-beaut storys from "the good olde days".

I can remember when I live over Ohio-way & the old sods from the dairy-station woulde be laughin' & carrying-off about making trips between Weirton and Wheeling, and how justabout every odd-mile there was a ramschackle shanty that was truely a "cats house" where you got good lovvys to blow yer bone and coulde play card games that make them texas poker-blokes on the telly look like poofter paul!

Lotta them old towne squires were all Slickers & card-sharps and made some fortunes & got to be rich lords.

Then they surely all moved-away from this pisspoor towne.

### Salty

[Almighty]

Yeah, Wheeling used to be a pretty wild town. When my dad was a kid, he said, that it had everything you could want for, in terms of gambling, booze, and women.

Of course, the steelmills were all working round the clock, fully staffed at that point too, so.................

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Went over Pittsburgh-way last nite with the mates to see the Back-yard brawlers an our lads from University surely show them Pittsburgh droobs how to play their football.
Our lads were running all-about the pitch and scoring every half-a-mo! But it is a real pisser that our lads wont be chosen-on for the final. Probably them buckeyed blokes from Ohio or them drongos from Miami beach or California.

Some ov the pretty-bird nippers from University tolde me I talk with funny accents like the crocodile mate Steve Irwin. Too right royal shame 'bout him. Didn't know him much-any when I was a lad since he was surely at University when I was in Reformaorys.
But he truely taught alotta young-joeys all accrost the whole world about animals and what-not. Too right!

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Wishin' all the good mates 'round here to have jolly thanksgivings & what-not.
Because once upon a time many years ago once a whole patchell ov English blokes came over here from England on the "May-flower" ships and made a Pilgrimage here and had a rightly royal feast with the Indians already livin in theese parts.

Funny that them Indians didn't shoot them pilgrimage droobs with arrows & kill'em and then shrink-down their heads like them witch-doctors do. Probably didn't do that so the Indians coulde date all the English white womens like all the tribal blokes do 'round here theese days. Hee Hee. I'd wager that Pocohauntist was the very first indian streetlovvy 'round North America.
Not counting "Eskimoe Emma" from over the northen territories.

### Salty

[Informate]

Hi all,

I got major lucky today. I saw Michelle as I was coming out of the store and as luck would have it she was alone. I offerred her a ride and she said ok. I took her to friends apartment. I will not mention how many peanuts it took But I got to do her greek style and Damn was that worth the Peanuts. We was tearing up greece for about an hour when I could not take it anymore and I blasted her face with a creamy delight. She didnt like that part but oh well, She asked me if I always cum in quarts.
WOW what a thanksgiving, I stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey and made her drink the cool whip. I love this time of year.


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Informate,

Surely glad to hear 'bout yer holiday times with ole' Michelle. On me honour its good to hear you took her for a back-entrence ride over to cornhole alleys. Next time I get onto her she will be swallowing me spulrk like a fatman's plum pudding!

Michelle always does me dirty an say "Of course i'll swallow yer load, mate. Just hand me over the prime monnies." And then she pull her mouth off as I shoot-off and I get me own "spulrk shower" & she laugh at me mis-fortunes! Surely hope you made her earn-over her paycheck and hard action.

Wonderin' if cousin Jackie is still clean-off her pills addictions theese days. Reckon Jackie is in a retirement house for street-lovvys.

#### Salty

[Informate]

Aussie,

Jackie is still clean, and yes I did make her earn her monies, She was screaming and moaning like a pig in heat. then much to her dismay I glazed over her sexy face till it looked like a glazed doughnut from the doughnut factory. She cussed a lil bit but I said oh well she deserved the shower.


INFORMATE




G'day Informate,

Surely glad to hear 'bout yer holiday times with ole' Michelle. On me honour its good to hear you took her for a back-entrence ride over to cornhole alleys. Next time I get onto her she will be swallowing me spulrk like a fatman's plum pudding!

Michelle always does me dirty an say "Of course i'll swallow yer load, mate. Just hand me over the prime monnies." And then she pull her mouth off as I shoot-off and I get me own "spulrk shower" & she laugh at me mis-fortunes! Surely hope you made her earn-over her paycheck and hard action.

Wonderin' if cousin Jackie is still clean-off her pills addictions theese days. Reckon Jackie is in a retirement house for street-lovvys.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Atta-way, mate. Good to see yer still about the sceenes & givin' the scrubber what-for! Reckon it surely sounds good fer Michelle to be yellin-off like a Brisbane banshee when yer going to towne! Next time tell her to bend-over more & put a jerk into it.

Seen tall Karie over the 7 & 11 crookshack the other day but was on me own way to work at the time so wasn't able to give her a go. She tolde me that the cobbers seemed to fade-off into the wood works now that the votings are over. And Marcy & Ronda still droob-about the roadways most evenings. So the city sceene finally back to normal times.

#### Salty

[Informate]

To right Ausie, The scene is looking good. I actually saw lil Mary but she looks like she been rode hard and stuck face down in dah mud. She was with a young nipper about 20 or so she was cute but somewhat a chubber. I wanna find out a bit more about her so I drove around picked up Rohnda and asked her to find out about her for me. And by the way Rohnda Blew me good last night. LOL

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Was out over Pittsburgh-way with Chalkie last nite & we was comming back past supper time so we went into a joint I surely like fer seafoods called the Red Lobster Inn.

Chalkie was bluer than a shithouse rat an wanting to go over MacDonaldland or Long John Silver (he was a pirate on the oceans years ago & his family opened a whole patchell ov fish-shantys). Chalkie know it was his turn to buy the check, so I chose Red lobsters. An we are seated over next to one ov Chalkies work-mates, a bloke named Burke who was finishing his supper with his wife & young joey. So Chalkie chattin' with them & I'm havin' a go at our server-lovvy & making meself some progress.

So Chalkie see another bloke he know over the bar and goes to chat & I tell our server to put Burke's meals on me mate Chalkie's check 'cause he a wheeler-dealer & rich lord! And when Burke leaves, his wife is sayin' thank-yous to Chalkie an Chalkie dont know why or understand much-any 'cause he dont know what I done!
Hee Hee.

So I get meself a whole patchell ov shrimps to go with me fish & some lime pie also. And the server-lovvy bring Chalkie the check & it added-up to 83 (eighty three) dollars! And Chalkie says "What the bleedin' Hell -- blimey! Friggin' 83 dollar!!"

And the lovvy say I tolde her to add-up Burke's meals also 'cause Chalkie "a big spender" Hee Hee!
So our bludger-mate is bluer than a paris monkey and wants to punch me eye -- but the drongo pay-up the check.
And I gave the lovvy the tip monnies ov a twenny.

So Chalkie wouldent talk to me the whole ride homeward but he cool-off after we get onto me computer and I show him pitchers ov Britany Spears without her knickers on & we seen her shavered snitch. And Chalkie say it was worth 83 dollars 'cause he wanna marry her!!

### Salty

So Burke is leav

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

I been chattin' with me mate Robux an we got to talking 'bout all the police-cobber stinges & what-not & I got to thinking 'bout things. Surely meself & the other blokes around here were bluer than shithouse rats when the bludger Cobbers & towne Squires closed-up the "green door joint" an "Me Club" and rightly so - but dont wanna get onto the cobbers too much-any 'cause fair is fair.

I was reading some o' our old posts from before & truely we aint got a royal-piss situation like some citys.

The Wheeling city aint big like New York or California townes and most ov the street-lovvys trowal 'round the same 2 or 3 blocks all the time. And it is only 2 blocks from the Police house! And cobbers dont always get onto the lovvys all the time - only if the lovvys yellin-off in the middle ov the roadway & carrying-off like a Loud-mouth Lassie. Sometime I see the SAME street scrubbers trying to sell-off there wares almost every nite - cobbers surely see them also.

An surely cobbers see the same punter cars drivin' bout the pitch over & over an dont give it much care.
Most ov the good punter mates woulde say that they aint worried 'bout the cobbers gettin on to them fer punting 'round but ya cant only be very obvious all the time.

Me good complaintes are that the bludgers DO some times chase-off all the "new-bee" street-walkers - some are young pretty-bird freash-face nippers who maybe usta dance in the stripper pubs. And towne Squires close-up our only chineese AMP also.

So cobbers 'round our towne aint all bad, only some times.

### Salty

[Informate]

Picked up a lil young blonde answers to the name JazmineHer real name I later found out was Bobbie Jo. she is about 20 or 22 yrs old We went to my motel room and did the Nasty for 50 peanuts I got it all and I mean all. including greek I made her swallow my goo like I knew she could too. She loves what she does.


Informate

[Ausse Salt]

Glad to see yer seeing some new young talents working 'round the pitch theese days, mate.

When I 'ave been up around the sceene I been seeing the same old scrubbers we always mention as they stand 'round looking like Lonely Loretta. Surely good fortunes to hear ya had a good go with a pretty-bird nipper.

Come to mention, while back last year that young-joey name o' Jimmie was tellin' us 'bout a lovvy he had a go with named "Bobbie Joe" - wonderin' to meself if she the same girl? She was good mates with Danielle if I recall me memory.

### Salty

[Trav Pokerman]

"Green Door" Officially Closed for Business

Posted Friday, July 7, 2006 ; 07:47 PM

Judge makes ruling Friday afternoon.

Story by Jim Forbes Email | Bio

The fate of a former house of prostitution, known as the green door, has been decided by Ohio County Judge. Ohio County Circuit Court Judge granted a permanent injunction against the brothel, closing it for good. On Thursday, a preliminary injunction was filed against the property at 21-26 Main Street. However, on Friday, the judge ruled the current owner must forfeit the property to the Wheeling Police Department. 60-year-old woman, the property owner, also plead guilty today in magistrate court to operating a house of prostitution.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Trav,

That is surely an old story. We wuz all bluer than shithouse rats about the bleedin' bad ways & events back then. Towne Squires & police-cobbers been collecting their "briberies" there fer 10 years and then come in & close-up the lovvy-house.

They allready close-up the only chineese AMP over Elm Grove a couple o' years ago also. Surely dont surprize me much-any that rich lords & slickers AINT been coming 'round our unfrenley towne for gambling since cobbers put a crab on all the good times with the lovvys.

Too right, lucky fortunes we got some o' the street-lovvys & pretty-bird nippers still plying there trade around the roadways.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Wanna surely wish all the good mates out there a jolly-good holiday & a fine Christmass and Boxing day.

An even a good holiday to all the Jews & chineese blokes fer their CHanakaughas and what-not.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Fred,

Last thing I seen 'bout that was the house mum who owned -up the building turn over her ownership ov the real estates to the Wheeling Towne Squires & they tear-down the building.
I aint sure much-any but I think that since the house mum do that she DIDNOT have to go to the hoosgow fer jail time.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

All this warm weather surely make it easy-times to punt around. Was out the other nite late-on & seen a whole patchell ov olde-time lovvys like Mary & Marcy & Ronda & even Informate's little scrubber Crissy all out troawlin' the blocks & waiting fer a rich lord or sugar daddy to come 'round.

Surely aint heard from Informate or the other mates in a monthe o' Sundays. But I had meself a jolly time with Crissy 'cause she still handle a load like a Keerang crow. And Chalkie report he even got a low-monnies swallow BJ from Mary.
Hee. Hee. Bleedin' bludger surely havta say it was fer low monnies, like we dont know the bloke is a
cheap-skate & he squeek like a shithouse door.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Went out puntin' around in the day-time to see if the action is any better. Not any better, didn't see any ov the local talents workin about. Maybe they wuz all inside watching the american football finals & dodging all the rain.

Surely did see one tall scrubber who look like Michele droobing 'bout. She looked all jibbered-up on her pills & surely needin' to get another "fix" in short-order.
Don't think it wuz Michele but wasn't right next to her much-any. She wuz doing all she know to get any bloke worthe half-a-piss to pull over. Didn't see any bludger pick her up much-any.

### Salty

[Informate]

Been doin some Puntin of my own and much to no avail. I did see A girl I think named Lynn, Cute from a distance but her face was dissapointing up close. Nice body and a tat on her belly. Gotta nice BJ for 20 peanuts and Blasted her throat till she gagged.

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Infor Mate,

Glad to see yer still gettin on 'round the towne. Surely hard to say when the good lovvys are out workin' the pitch theese days. When the warm weathers around the better nippers stay inside & ya dont see them out much-any. Been colder than a olde crone's snitch the last week. Seen alotta empty streets & roadways meself.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Was talkin' to Mick Clancy today & he say that wanna his mates hurt-up his arm in a fight over the Vip's club on Saturday. Mick say he wont even go there theese days on accounte o' all the fights like it said in the news papers.

See? Thats surely what happens when the Towne Squires close-up all the fair dinkum nipper joints like the "Green Door" & "Me Club" also. An no more chineese AMP around here so all the bludgers hafta support the new crookshacks like Vip's. Coldprick Squires also wanna close-up Tropacan pub & God fathers.

Hee Hee. Mick also is bluer than a shithouse rat on accounte ov the Steeler footballers have hired-on a new tribal bloke to coach the team. Hee Hee. That'll surely have all them predudical yanks over Pittsburgh-way all arse over tit! Next, Chalkie will be made a new manager! Too right!

### Salty

[Informate]

Hi

Just wanted to let everyone know that Rhonda got busted the other day for Soliciting. So did her John as well be careful out there guys.


INFORMATE

[bull11b]

It sucks being new to a town. You dont get a chance to find out about nice little secret spots like the green door, untill it getting fucking raided.

Sucks. I moved downfrom the Akron area, could hobby through that town with ease. Rough goin' down here.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Bull,

Surely glad to make aquaintaunce 'round here. Hobbyin' aint too bad around theese parts if ya know where to look fer nippers. Street action is mostely hits or miss some times, even fer young-joeys like yerself. If I see ya around the pitch I'll let ya stand me to a beer.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Went with that bludger Chalkie to a hockey match to see the Penguin-lads over Pittsburgh & went to a tucker-joint called "T G Fridays" also. Had to stop Chalkie from tryin' to add-on a twenny-five dollar "Gifts Card" for 'imself onto me check. Hee Hee. Always doin' gypps with his bludger ways!
Anyhou, Chalkie havin' pisspoor luck & bad fortunes also at punting 'round fer our local lovvys in the cold weather. Sometime only see the lazy scrubbers & olde crones out working. Enough to shink-down yer stiff-on.

You new blokes visitin' our towne surely wont go wrong by eating yer supper at DeCarlo sisters Pizza! I'd wager you didn't know that there old Gran was on the telly years ago as "Lilly" on the funny Monster show with Herman Frankenstein & Granpap! AND also the DeCarlo sisters good Uncle was Deane Martin from movies & western films on the telly!

The pizza is good there and they have alotta other pizza shantys accrost the country-sides & over pittsburgh.
And if youre a good bloke like me the mates there will even give ya pepperoni meat & extra cheese fer free!

Stop there fer Pizza some time & tell the mates Salty sent ya!
But dont leave yer checks for me!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Heard from me good mate 3 Eyes the other day. He's surely givin' all the lovvys a good go over acrost the country-side by Seattle.

I hope that Rhonda did not get sent-over the hoosgow for long this time on accounte o' the cobbers doing "stings".
Hafta hear all the blub from Informate.

Not any action out much-any in the cold weather, but found a good lovvy named Bobby Joe up-over Washington-way who warmed-up me stiff-on good with her bone-blowing efforts.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hello Mates,

As some ov you 'ave heard, we got a shitheel rapest bloke running 'round our towne. He snatched himself a young-joey girl & got himself onto her. Thank Christ the young girl got away.


On me honour if I ever come accrost the rat-bastard an I'll surely kick his arse over the bridgeway an serve him over to the cobbers like a holiday goose.

Bad enough he does rapes to a young-joey, and now our local cobbers & squires got "high priorities" against crimes & are proweling 'bout the pitch in full unison at all hours and the local streetwalkers aint out much-any.

### Salty

[Informate]

I picked up a cute girl today named Christy, Blonde hair Nice body and innocent looking face. She looked to be a of mixed race but had blonde hair. I brought her to my place and for a benjimin I abused this 23 yr old girl like she so deserved. She had a body and face that screamed fuck me NOW!!!!

I did her in every position known to man and then some. she was screaming at the top of her lungs. I even did greek to her because she wanted me too. I ended up with a Money shot to the face and she drank every drop. This was a morning to remember. I found her in East wheeling and I mean guys she is top shelf get her while she still has the innocent look and totally destroy her innocence, I know that is my goal.

I am weak at the knees because of this newbie and I will get her to take a ride on the INFORMATE BONE one more time.



INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mate,

Glad to hear 'bout yer jolly times with a new pretty-bird. On me honour I aint seen any street-lovvys out working much-any.

Cobbers out doing patrolls all over the roadways, looking high & low fer the rapest bludger. Aint been good times fer punting about.

### Salty

[FatMike77]

Hey guys,

I'm new to this msg board, thought I'd ask what the news has been lately? Anyone been seeing any sweet regulars around lately? Saw Rhonda a while back, but not recently, went cruising the other night and it was dead. Let me know.

Glad to see a place like this online!

See ya,

Mike

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Fat Mick,

Surely glad to make yer aquaintences 'round here. We're frienly blokes 'round theese parts.
Aint seen any of the old lovvys out around the pitch, mate. Lotta empty streets & roadways theese days much-any. Police-cobbers keepin' all actions abouve board. Towne lovvys must be hard times trying to get their pills with low-monnies. Too right.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates.

Had good times & fortunes the other day. Met-up with that bludger Chalkie over Pittsburgh-way & seen the penguins of hockey take the measures of the thresser-birds 'cause Chalkie got tickets for us.

The bludger charge me sixty dollars fer me ticket & I heard from wanna the workmen that chalkie got our tickets for free! (no monnies) - so I made the bleedin' rat-bastard give me back 2 twennys fer crikey sakes!

Anyhou, after the hockey-match we went to piss around over the south sides before Chalkie had to report on for work. An over at the "Blue Mates" pub Chalkie was calling-on some of the pretty-birds an being a wize-oaf & wanna the lovvys from Dukes University dump her pint out ontop o' Chalkie's head! Hee Hee! So the bludger had to report fer work smelling like shithouse sherman.

When I left I surely had good intention to have a go fer AMP action at Club Elite tans, but couldn't find the crookshack much-any so I drove on me way home by the south hills to "Skys spa" an had a jolly time with a Chineese lovvy with big nerkers!

And best thing I seen was on me quick punt 'round Wheeling later when I seen a half-dozen street lovvys out working the pitch like olde times! But I was out of monnies so I drove home straight-on.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Aint had a good week much-any 'cause even that the weather is good I aint seen any lovvys workin' the block the last few days. Streets empty of lovvys day & nite.
But surely they will all be out trollwin 'bout friday when its cold & snowey.

I DID come accrost Informate's lovvy Michele (the one who always does me dirty with gypps & bad ways) and she got herself a big belly-full 'cause she is 4 or 5 monthes PREGNET. Hee Hee! I gave her a ride almost way-over to Kansas or Idaho - witchever one further away. I pulled out me stiff-on fer a HJ or BJ but Michele say she aint street-working much-any & off her pills. So she didn't blow me bone or nothing.

Informate fancys her some & always gives her a go. Maybe its his young-joey on the way! Congradulations, Mate!

### Salty

If youre a new pappy we'll surely take yer lad punting 'round for lovvys when he gets big. Too Right!

[Informate]

Not mine, Where I usually enter dont produce joeys LOL

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee! Too right, mate. But dont rightly know who is the father. Maybe a towne squire or rich lord. Maybe that poofter bloke from films name o' Thom Cruise. Or a tribal broe sellin' pills over by Neeleys.

Ye Christ! Just had meself a horrible thought -- surely hope that bludger Chalkie aint responsible! Hee hee! One drongo like him is enough.

Heard today that Sammi is back in the hoosgow for another stretch & also that Rhonda only got herself stowed-about by the cobbers last time. No jail time for her.
And cousin Jackie is still off her pills & has a new job doing salesmenships over the phones as a telephone marketeer. "Hello opperator? Woulde you like me to blow yer bone?"

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Surely had meself a sticky-wicket at a Chineese AMP joint over Pittsburgh-way. Whatda ya do if the bleedin' electric lights go out when yer inside the AMP?!

Was enjoyin me bathe-shower with a pretty-bird Chineese lovvy when we go back to the room & the electric power goes out! So the lovvy tells me to "wait half-a-mo" while she gets candle-lites for us. So the House-mum come in with a tee-lite while the young lovvy was gone & I ask the house-mum if she wanna 'ave a go & get rotten with me. I surely got me hands on her big nerkers & her bum but she laugh an told me to wait fer the young girl.

I told the house-mum that I am Chineese also -- "Look, luv. Here is me stiff-on - WANG." Hee Hee!

The electric lights came back on & I porked the younger lovvy dirty, and was there for a good hour even that I only gave monnies fer half-the-hour.

We need a chineese bloke to open a AMP joint here near Wheeling or another green door. Too Right.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

I herd that the bludger Chalkie hurt-up his balls when he was pitchen' soft-ball with his garridge team. The bludger caught a "grounder" really hard & it hit him square on his balls.

Mick Clancy rode Chalkie to the Hospitals after, and the Nurse-maid was a Big Fat Mean old crone who was ordering Chalkie about like Hardface Hannah from Hobart.
She even took-down Chalkie's knickers & said "Ye Christ! All Ya got down here is faggots & peas!" - (that mean Chalkie can't get himself a stiff-on or nothin') Hee Hee!

Mick said he almost shit hisself from listening to all of the Nurses bad ways. But Chalkie say he is now feeling better. But surely the bleedin' bludger wont be jerking his prick fer a good week much-any. Hee Hee.

Surely need to see some young freash-face nippers out on the pitch instead of all the same old rat-bags like Mary and Marcy & Rhonda.

Heard also that Michele's daddy of her young-joey is a bloke who sells cars 'round our towne. It's NOT our mate INformate.

Need also to talk to me old mate Club Surfer. Heard meself that Sunshine Jackie may be back over our way some time soon.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Aint heard any one 'round here in a monthe o' sundays. Me mate Almighty say the votin people gonna vote-on roulettes & blackjacks real soon. So we'll get good economys over here.

Chalkie say he is feeling better theese days. He surely back to pulling his pork theese days also. An I dont see many lovvys when I punt around much-any.

Been watching me new favourite show on the telly about the "hill-billys" from 'round here who got alotta monnies from oils in theyre yard and moved acrosst the country-side to Beverly over by California with all the rich lords. Hee Hee.
Bleedin' droob name o' Jetroe always having mis-fortunes & his Granny gettin' onto him for all his bad ways.
Too right funny! If I ever make me fortunes I'll move by there also.

#### Salty

[Informate]

Aussie if you move there the Pussy is more expensive
LOL


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, mate. Hee Hee! I bleedin' forgot that 'cause
all the rich lords over Beverly got alotta monnies & jewels. So all the streetwalkers & pretty-birds surely want prime monnies for theyre action.

The country-side out West surely dont look like the cowboy films much-any. They dont have cowboys shootin' pistols & lovvys working in saloons. They only got actors & poofter-gay blokes over there like Bunghole Bennie & Pillow-biter Percy.

#### Salty

[Chuck Carr Jr]

Last month made my way through Wheeling. Was not part of my plan for this trip so I did not check out the forum ahead of time. Been to town a few times in the past and in all but one instance got lucky. Figured I would know where to go.

Be advised if you are coming from Ohio there are signs indicating I-70 is closed and for through traffic to take the bypass. Since I was not sure where I-70 was closed I took 470 acoss the river and side streets into what I recall as the stroll area. Not sure if it has changed but I found girls in the area just south of downtown and a block or two north of the post office.

It was raining when I came through. I was staying about 20 minutes into PA so did not think I could find a girl willing to come to my hotel and I did not enjoy the thought of having to bring her back. So I was hoping for a quickie in my car. Cruised the area for about 20 minutes and did not see any females out and about. At this point I came across a police road block. They stopped me, asked if I had been drinking, told them just cofee and pointed to my cup, cop said they were out looking for drunk drivers and gave me a pamphlet on the dangers of drunk driving and how WV cops were actively arresting drunk drivers. I took this to be an omen so I left town.

[Ausse Salt]

Sorry to hear ya had bad fortunes on yer last visit to our unfrenly towne, mate. Police-cobbers some times use those shithouse traps like that to get onto blokes fer drunken-driving and what-not.

Up Pittsburgh-way the sceene is surely worse. Was gonna go last week to see Pirates base-ball with that bludger Chalkie & one o' those terrorist blokes was tryin' to let-off bombs over the tunnels there! So we did not go to baseball & went over to Pizza-huts instead. Aint got no more football over Washington 'cause bleedin' river-hounds did not make the league this season-meet.

And dont even see any towne lovvys out on the streetwalks much-any when I punt around. Chalkie tolde me he tried to have a go with wanna those crones who look like Shithouse Sally's ugley sister fer a tenner & she give him pisspoor services fer low-monnies. Hee Hee. I'll surely toss meself off out the window before I'll ever get a BJ from wanna them old ratbags. Too right.

#### Salty

[Almighty]

Make sure you vote for casino games tomorrow, Salty.


And get that bludger Chalkie's bum out to the polls as well.

[Informate]

I saw tribal Chrissy tonight and wore her Poophole out for about an hour. God I love the way she squeals when I am pounding her hard.


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Hee Hee! Surely looks like we'll get good economys 'round here 'cause the Votin' People just voted-on roulettes & black-jacks & other games the other day!
Even that bludger Chalkie say he also got his votes-on, but I dont reckon how 'cause he was working all day.

Now we need our mate Allmighty & the other good blokes over Charlestowne-way to vote-on gamblings also.

An I'm grinnin' like a shithouse rat hearing that Infor-mate had himself a good go with Crissy. Seen her meself awhile ago & she swallowed me spulrk like a Tassie Tiger! Too right.
Aint seen any good street-lovvys around lately much-any.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Surely aint seen any good lovvys or young nippers working the pitch much-any theese days. Even if I drive 'round from work in the evening, no good lovvys trowlin' the block - just those old crones who are "shot on the arse" like Shithouse Sally.

Ye christ, usta see a good patchell of streetworkers most evenings - not any longer. Dont rightly know where theyre all hideing. Must be a new "green door" joint fer mates some place. Dont even see many punters drivin' around much-any.

Went over Washington-way to Meadowlands to see the new casino there. That will keep alotta Pennsylvania blokes from comming down the hill to Wheeling.

We wagered on horse racing & all the mates had theyre fortunes on a horse name o' "Too Salty". Hee Hee!
NO. I DONT have any ownerships of that horse, but me mate David Pallone surely drove the horse to a good victory!
That Pallone bloke surely has Aussie bloodlines 'cause he win alotta races every nite there. Too right.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Surely been a fort-nite (that mean a couple o' weeks) since I did a report 'round here & got nothing new 'bout our unfrenly towne. No good young lovvys or pretty-bird nippers out trawlin' the roadways theese days.

Aint seen ANY good lovvys working, ONLY a handful of olde crones some times. Not many punters drivin' round.
This a bad time fer action. Maybe Informate or the other mates have better fortunes.

### Salty

[Informate]

I saw Jackie today she flagged me down by the 711. She has put on a pound or two or seven,..LOL but we went to our no tell and did the freak show for $$ I gave her more than usual because I hit at the downs for some nice chunka change. Anyway we spent about four hours together and I will say this.. I dont think she will ever forget how I gapped that Butt of hers. $$ talks good to Jackie. She even let me splooge her face. It was a really good time. Though I had a good time here at my no tell After I nap fo a few I think I will venture out to find some new meat to destroy.

INFORMATE

[PussProwler]

Greetings punters in the finger. I had the pleasure of visiting your neck of the woods and thought it would be a total washout based on the body of posts in this forum. But being the persistant prowler when I visit new territory, I decided to give it a go downtown.

My first opportunity to go out prowling was Tuesday evening 7/24 about 10 pm. I did see a couple of the old decrepit lassies out. One was very deceptive from a distance. The first pass I made around 16th and Main I saw a shapely looking blonde from behind. Don't be fooled by this one, if you get within about 20 feet of her face, you will surely be scared off!

Over the little bridge I saw a younger looking brunette with long curls strolling around. Closer inspection revealed that she was very ugly, overweight, and dirty so I decided to prowl on.

After a few drives around, two state troopers joined me on the downtown loop, so I decided it was a good time to make a stop in a local watering hole. Friendly folks over there in Wheeling, but not a lot of opportunity to hook up where I went. So I went back out about 45 minutes later and the coast was clear.

On my first drive down Main around 11:30, I saw a 20 something blond walking, so I circled around by the taxi lot, and picked her up. Turns out, her name is Lee. She is a 30yo wsw about 5'4, 130#, with a nice rack. She provided a very hard BBBJTCIM NS, so have a napkin ready! Her original request was 2 jacks, but we settled on half of that. She is the ultimate clock watcher, so be warned. Turns out she has a friend who also walks, so I got her number and called them up the next night.

Wednesday evening I called them up and tried to set up a meeting with the friend. I met them over at a convenience store, and they wanted to do double head for a grant. I just wanted to try Amanda and did a BBBJTCIM for .3. She also has a very nice D cup rack, but overall is chunckier than the blonde. She goes about 5'6, 155, decent looking for the sw scale.

This girl is also a perfessional clock watcher, so you will need to get your business completed quickly, or bring back up funds along. About 10 minutes is all you're going to get for the prices above.

Just want to let you know that all is not hopeless in great metropolis of Wheeling. So keep on prowling!

-Pussprowler

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Hee Hee! Surely saw Jackie pissin' bout the other day. Thinking the scrubber surely back on her pills & bad ways. Wanted to pork her dirty & ride her like Cornhole Connie but only had time and monnies fer a bonzer BJ.

Jackie wanna the best talents fer blowing a bone in the whole bleedin' area. An just like Informate was sayin - she been eating too many candys 'cause she almost fat like a chubber! Also seen Mary droobin' on the roadways.
Ye christ! Mary coulde swallow more spulrk then that bludger Chalkie can drink free beer.

#### Salty

[FatMike77]

Any news about Rhonda lately? I used to be one of her regulars, but she seems to have dropped off the radar, along with a few others I used to see.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Fat Mick,

Aint seen Rhonda droobin' about much-any theese days. Eiher ya see a whole bleedin' patchell of street-scrubbers & pretty-bird nippers all out in unison OR YOU see none at all and empty roadways.

Some time ya see almost a bakerman's dozen AND other times the sceene is quiet as the Queen's arse.

Rhonda also a favourite of Informate. Maybe he has been porking her dirty.

### Salty

[Informate]

I have seen Rhonda but she is looking quite worn and torn these days. Last night I ran into Paullette and She has put on a few pounds, I told her I would help her loose weight though by pounding that nice fat aZZ LOL

I am gonna hook up with her on wednesday. I am gonna try to talk her into some pics for the site and see how that goes. We'll see. Other than that I saw there was a couple of really cute young SW's out in the north end by Convienient, But I was real hesitant because I have heard of some stings in the friendly city on some of our fellow hobbiests. and We cant be to safe out there guys.


INFORMATE

[Darrell01]

G'day Aussie,

Your post have become daily reading for me. I'd rather hear the news from you than any other source! I've posted mainly in other WV cities and whenever I visit it's good to catch up on your rants, advice and tips. I will certainly report my findings next time I'm in town!


G'day Mates,

Hee Hee! Surely saw Jackie pissin' bout the other day. Thinking the scrubber surely back on her pills & bad ways. Wanted to pork her dirty & ride her like Cornhole Connie but only had time and monnies fer a bonzer BJ.

Jackie wanna the best talents fer blowing a bone in the whole bleedin' area. An just like Informate was sayin - she been eating too many candys 'cause she almost fat like a chubber! Also seen Mary droobin' on the roadways.

Ye christ! Mary coulde swallow more spulrk then that bludger Chalkie can drink free beer.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Darello,

Hee Hee. Thanks fer the kind wordes, mate. I should have me own show on the telly with advice like big Operah & Doctor Bill.

And since alotta blokes surely been asking I'll mention how I got me name o' "Salty" --- when I was a lad one o' the lovvys back home was blowing me bone & when I went off in her mouth the scrubber say "Ye Christ! You sure are salty" - An me mates were listining and tolde every one - so too right, from then on every bloke call me Salty.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee! Bleedin' festivals did chase all the local street-lovvys off the roadways. Too many familys & kids pissin 'bout. Heard Michele had her baby - a little nipper of a GIRL. Maybe she name her "Informaria" Hee Hee!

Seen Jackie droobin' around. She is only about 24 but looks about 44 due to all her pills & bad ways. Jackie surely good fer blowing bones. She have more weeners in her mouth then that Osker Mayer bloke. Too right.

### Salty

[Paul in WV]

Naa Salty - she can't be Informaria. Informate is a back door man so the kid would have to come out the same way instead of normally. What a mess that would be. ha ha. He'd be on one of those late night shows with the kid and make millions. Then he could write a book. Take care. Paul

[Het0015]

G'day Aussie,

Your post have become daily reading for me. I'd rather hear the news from you than any other source! I've posted mainly in other WV cities and whenever I visit it's good to catch up on your rants, advice and tips. I will certainly report my findings next time I'm in town!


I'm from Columbus. At times I browse over to the Wheeling board only to read the Salty posts which is very funny, and informative too. His posts makes me realize that I write what looks like conservative boring pieces of literature from Northwestern University, though we all have our individual writing style.

With individuals experienced in both large cities and small towns, I want to know the differences in the attitudes and the level of service as well as the honesty level of SWs in large cities and small towns.

Stay Safe

[Trav Pokerman]

Greetings punters in the finger. I had the pleasure of visiting your neck of the woods and thought it would be a total washout based on the body of posts in this forum. But being the persistant prowler when I visit new territory, I decided to give it a go downtown.You're as bad as me, PussProwler. As I get deeper & deeper into this activity, I find that every place I go, I feel the need to stroll for pussy.

Glad you scored in Wheeling. I've spotted SWs years ago there when I used to go there periodically, but they always seemed to disappear by the time I got back to them. There used to be a strip club (King of Clubs?) on a back street there that sometimes had SWs working. That was before I had the balls to be assertive with pickups, though, so I never scored.

Be safe. TPM!

[Ausse Salt]

G'day readers,

First off to me good mate Paulie, yes I surely know that is NOT Informates young-nipper. I was just bustin' him onto his balls some. Hee Hee.

And to you other mates coming 'round - punting about fer street-lovvys alotta hits & miss. Wheeling aint a big city like Melbourne or Sydney. Most of our lovvys droobing 'bout the same areas. Probably the same story where you live also.

Surely glad as a downwind doaby that you blokes enjoy our forums & advice 'round here. I'm workin' on me spelling to be better. Some times me own spelling is as bad as that bludger Chalkie's smells.

#### Salty

[Informate]

I guess My lil Michelle had her baby girl. I am very happy for her. To my knowledge this child is not mine. Hmm But I dont have alot of knowledge. Lord knows I boned that broad a million times. Oh well I am gonna try to hook up with Jackie Tommorrow because I wanna wear off some of that beer belly she has obtained.


INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee. Maybe it surely IS yer young-joey, mate. Cant be too careful some times. Hope the lil' nipper dont have a face like that bludger Chalkie! Ye christ, people will be shittin' knickers at those ugley looks.
Too right.

An if ya have a go with Jackie, go yerself for a drive up her bunghole hollow & she'll be yellin' off like Bellowing Betty. An keep her away from candys so she dont get fatter much-any.

#### Salty

[Informate]

I was in the friendly city today and saw three Black Girls walking the Beat on the Northern end of the city. The one was giving me the eye and she was probably a 9 on the Peter meter But she did not look at all familiar so Peter had some Shrinkage if you all know what I mean. I Opted to stay safe tonight. If anyone knows of these girls let me know because I could use some Dark meat for a change. I Love BSW's

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee. Surely seen the lovvys yer speak of tonite on me way home from work. They were pissin' bout in front of the 7 & 11 milk-bar. Chatten on cellurar-phones the whole time - spending more time than a bleedin' telephone-marketeer! Dont righty know if the tribal lovvys working the roadway or just pissing 'bout. They dont approache any cars or wave you over. They surely aint passing the time o' day to any one.

One lovvy look like Bonzer Betty & the other has okey looks. Funny thing is that I rang-up that bludger Chalkie and he mention he saw 2 tribal lovvys also at the 7 & 11 'round 4:00 when he went there for a news paper.

Chalkie say the 2 lovvys just hanging 'round the parking lots there. He also not sure if theyre workers or not.

On me way homeward I saw the likes of Jackie out looking fer pills and possibly saw Ronda, not quite sure the pisspoor looker was her or not. Both of those towne talents have let theyre looks go into the shithouse!
Dont even want to have a go with neither, reckon to spend the prime monnies on a pretty-bird nipper.
Too right.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

WHERE ALL THE LOVVYS? Aint seen any lovvys 'round the pitch in almost a week. Ya either see a good half-dozen workin' the roadways or standin 'bout on corner from the 7 & 11 OR ya surely dont see ANY & the streets as empty as Chalkie's head.

The bludger Chalkie say he aint seen any streetwalkers either much-any also. He said he had a go with Ronda fer a BJ a week ago, said he try to jew her down on the price (too right he did - you blokes know of his piss-poor ways) & got her to swallow-some fer twenny dollars.
Bleedin' bludger so cheap he give a bad name to jews.

Chalkie say Ronda lookin like a doaby turd that been rolling 'round on the shithouse floor. (That surely meaning that she looked bad)

Gonna be going with me good mate Mick Clancey over Pittsburgh for american football to see the Steelers play Buffalo Bill's team from over by Canada.
Hee hee. Bufflo Bill usta have the Indians chasin' after him for scalps & what-not. How the bloke got a football team years ago is beyonde all me thoughts & brains.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

STILL aint seen any street lovvys out 'round the pitch. Hope Informate having better fortunes punting 'bout the roadways. Too Right!

Only thing I see is those tribal lovvys hanging 'bout at the bleedin' 7 & 11. They pissin 'round there day & nite like the crookshack sellin-off chook-on the barbie!

That bludger Chalkie come over to me cribbe & brought DeCarlo sisters pizza. And we drank all me tinnys watching the lads play football. And the world cup lovvys also.

An I gave Chalkie a hammer & told the drongo he can keep it fer a gift. That so the bludger can use it to tap on all the walls in the shithouses of publics all accrost the country-sides. Chalkie surely got more secret codes & magic tricks than that Houdeeni bloke from festivals.
Hee Hee!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

FINAlly found meself a good freash-face nipper for action. She was troalin'-about over by the market area.
She wave me over & took her own jolly time walkin' over to me bludger-mobile. Almost had me on the lark for a cobber sting-trap, but the lovvy got in & everything was fair-dinkum & above board.

Said her name was Jayme & did a fair job at blowing me bone & chund me spulrk out the window. Couldn't get me hands onto her bum 'cause she had tight denhem knickers on & I coulde not get me hand in. Next time I see her I'll surely do her rotten! Too right!

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hee. Hee. Wait till you drongos hear what happen the other day! Made plans to go over the casinos with Benny McGurk & that bludger Chalkie wanna go also. But Chalkie's truck was gettin' fixed & I didn't wanna drive-over to get him,

Anyhou, later I change-up me mind & drove with Benny over Chalkie's cribbe. So he got loud music on & I go in & creep-up the stair thinkin' chalkie surely sitting on the crapper.

YE CHRIST he got his old lady friend Marie from Elm Grove there on his bed. Hee Hee! She on all fores with her floppy nerkers boping to & froe and she yellin-off with Chalkie buggerin' her from behind like jack-the-lad!

Heee Heee! When Marie see me laughng she push Chalkie away & the bludger starts yelling at me also. Marie was embarrassed-good because I got a propper look at her soggy nerkers & her snitch that look like a old hay-field.

So Benny start coming-up the stair & Chalkie send us out and he yelling for us to "Wait 5 more minutes & he will go with us" & he tellin' Marie to hurry and suck-on his cock so he can go over the casino 'cause wer'e leaving. And SHE YElling at Chalkie to go piss-about up a rope!

Benny & me drove away and went off without the bludger 'cause he surely got troubles bein in love to a old crone. The lesson here is to lock-up youre doors so youre mates dont come in & spoil yer action.
Too Right!

### Salty

[Het0015]

Hee. Hee. Wait till you drongos hear what happen the other day! Made plans to go over the casinos with Benny McGurk & that bludger Chalkie wanna go also. But Chalkie's truck was gettin' fixed & I didn't wanna drive-over to get him,

Anyhou, later I change-up me mind & drove with Benny over Chalkie's cribbe. So he got loud music on & I go in & creep-up the stair thinkin' chalkie surely sitting on the crapper.

YE CHRIST he got his old lady friend Marie from Elm Grove there on his bed. Hee Hee! She on all fores with her floppy nerkers boping to & froe and she yellin-off with Chalkie buggerin' her from behind like jack-the-lad!

Heee Heee! When Marie see me laughng she push Chalkie away & the bludger starts yelling at me also. Marie was embarrassed-good because I got a propper look at her soggy nerkers & her snitch that look like a old hay-field.

So Benny start coming-up the stair & Chalkie send us out and he yelling for us to "Wait 5 more minutes & he will go with us" & he tellin' Marie to hurry and suck-on his cock so he can go over the casino 'cause wer'e leaving. And SHE YElling at Chalkie to go piss-about up a rope!

Benny & me drove away and went off without the bludger 'cause he surely got troubles bein in love to a old crone. The lesson here is to lock-up youre doors so youre mates dont come in & spoil yer action.
Too Right!

### Salty


I've once had an unfortunate experience of the landlord maintenance (with the master key) coming in (they claimed to have knocked first which I didn't hear) and accidentally catch me naked. You may want to put the chain up also, or put the wedge under the door so that you won't accidentally have the landlord come in (with the master key or a copy of your key) and catch you with your date; that is if you bring one home. One woman (a co-worker at work), did experience the fire department breaking down her door while she was making love with her boyfriend. Considering that her temper had a short fuse with a razor sharp tongue, I've always wondered how she reacted at the time but I was afraid to ask!

Stay Safe

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Hett,


Hee Hee. Surely can't be too carefull with things. Hee Hee! Dont think Chalkie was expecting any one 'cause I allready tell him I was NOT gonna get him, but change-up me plan so the bludger coulde add monnies to our dingo racing pot. Marie almost jump-off the bleedin' bed when she saw me face. I was about to drop me knickers to have a go next. Hee Hee.

Seen on the telly about Rentor-bosses who put sneek-cameras into secret nooks & crannys of walls of flats they rent to pretty-birds. Surely wish I was on the lark & able to do good tricks and gypps like that.
Too right.

### Salty

[Het0015]

Seen on the telly about Rentor-bosses who put sneek-cameras into secret nooks & crannys of walls of flats they rent to pretty-birds. Surely wish I was on the lark & able to do good tricks and gypps like that.
Too right.



Speaking of apartment landlords putting in sneak cameras in pretty girls' apartments; rent or buy a thriller HOT movie titled "Sliver" starring Sharon Stone. It's about a New York high rise apartment building bugged with cameras in every apartment controlled by the landlord sitting in a large room full of electronic equipments and plenty of tellies. At first it turns you on, then the humanity of it all. I'll leave it at that so as not to spoil it.

Also I recall reading a post (I can't remember where) about a guy who lives in a bad neighborhood who woos clean but poor neighboring women who otherwise aren't prostitutes with cash in return for sex, and he's very successful at it. That would be something hard for cobbers to prove if done discreetly. He probably cased the women beforehand to size up and calculate their potential willingness to do that. A word of caution, make sure you don't have a problem with them knowing where you live.

Stay Safe

[Informate]

I picked up Stacy today and Did her long and hard for 30 roses I asked her about greek but she said not for those roses she needed more. But I declined. I will next time enter the Tight world of greece with this lil **** because she looks really good. She is about 30 long blonde hair small built and a nice squeeler when being pounded. Ended with a nice facial that she was more than willing to take like a champ.

INFORMATE

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Informate,

Dont know of Stacy. Surely aint seen any good lovvys working 'round the pitch theese days. Where ya find her at? Might hafta send-off a private message to me so the Cobbers lookin-on dont see.

Been piss-poor times fer action, dont see any good nippers 'round the 7 & 11 much-any. Only see shifty-looking drongos, drunkards & lay-about droobs who clan-around there & put a crimpe on the action and mates punting 'round. Not any good lovvy worthe half-a-piss gonna stand-'round there in that area.

Surely gettin' to be voteing-on time fer Squires & what-not. All the other good mates in citys & townes all accrost the bleedin' country-sides complaining 'bout all the police action.

Tribal blokes sellin' pills on every odd-block. Cobbers ride-by & dont say boo-to-a-goose, but let a new streetwalker start workin' the block & the boys in blue are on to her like a Tassie Tiger. Too right!

### Salty

[Carnicero]

Made a stroll down Main and Market on my way from PA to KY. Saw one WSW on a bench on Market across from the Honda Store. She totally gave me a look so I made the block but really had to pee so I went down Main over the bridge. Not much out there so pulled in where I saw a hiking trail sign hoping for a portapot. While sitting there I got a phone call but when I looked in my rearview to turnaround, Mr. & Mrs. LEO were right behind me. I guess they ran my plate as it took them 5 min + to come to the window. He bought my story about looking for a place to releive myself I said I had come from Wheeling Downs and was on my way east and got lost due to the tunnel closure. So I went back to market and the same girl was there, we made eye contact again and she was getting up off the bench. I was tempted but I looked up and the same cruiser was right on my tail. I just kept right on going and got up on 70 and hauled my ass to Columbus. I did have success there so read that thread for more details.

Be Safe,

Carni

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Cancerro,

Sorry the police-cobbers 'round here soiled-off yer attempt to have a go with wanna our towne talents.
This surely a pisspoor time fer action 'round our unfrenly towne. Aint seein' many lovvys out on the roadways much-any, mate. Usta be we 'ad a jolly half-the-dozen (that meanin' six or so) street-workers out on the pitch most every nite.
Not so any longer. Streetwalkers out at all are hit or miss.

Towne Squires had the cobbers close-up all the good flopshacks, cats-houses & nipper joints. Our green door house o' prostitutions & even the chineese AMP also.

Usually right around voteing time the roadways dry-up like a dusty doaby-turd. Surely hope the other mates havin' better fortunes 'round here.
Too right!

### Salty

[Informate]

I found a girl who claims she is 22 and she is a little on the thick side but not to much, Got a wonderful BJ for 20 and finished with CIM she had some skills guys, so hook up with her and treat her right. I got her digets but I was instructed not to give them out. but maybe with time that will change. I found her down by the king of clubs. Hope this helps somebody

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[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee. Surely glad to hear ya found another good lovvy fer action, mate. Aint seen any lovvys out much-any meself. Cobbers surely clear-off all the olde talents & shoo-away any workers standin' accrost from the 7 & 11 milkbar.

Down past the king o' farters you can some time find a lone scrubber lookin' to blow a bone fer her flat monnies
or her 'crack' pills.

### Salty

[NailCityGuy20]

Took a lap through Downtown Wheeling early Saturday night-saw a stringy haired Blonde wearing a tan jacket near where Salty mentioned, and she was waving as if the Christmas Parade was rolling by.

She looked kind of gnarly, so I passed.

Also up a couple of blocks were three youngsters-not sure if they were SW or not, but was odd to see them on a dark street corner on a Saturday night. Then again, being South Wheeling, maybe it wasn't so odd. :.)

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Nailer,

Glad ya seen a 'andfull o' lovvys out on the pitch. Surely aint seen much-any around, but see some youngish nippers & street-scrubbers up the hill over Washington-way.

The sceene 'round the unfrenly towne surely change with less lovvys blowin' bones & see less o' the tribal blokes selling pills on street corners. Cold weather gonna keep every one off the roadways also.

Bleedin' bludger Chalkie gonna surely have himself a sore right hand for winter time. Hee Hee!

### Salty

[Blbool]

Yesterday spent some time at wheeling. Saw Vicki she was 20 yrs old nice looking. 30 fs but it was rush since her bf was waiting for her.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Biloo,

Surely glad ya found a freash-face good nipper fer yer action, mate. I aint seen any good lovvys around in a good monthe o' sundays. Too right!

Even that I'm down today after yesterdays football & the bleedin' Yanks from Boston Patriotts, I'm in with tickets fer the match next week when the Steelers play the drongos from Jacksonville beach over Florida-way.

Mick Clancey & his hooligan-mates surely got a strong barrack fer the Steelers & we'll be over Heinze Fields all ready to paint up Holly! Woe to you if yer from over Florida 'cause if you barrack over our way, we will yell at you & give ya the bad finger & maybe hit ya with a bottle of Heinze ketchup (catsup).
Better mind yer ways if the steelers lose the match!

Gonna surely get meself a good Pramanni sanwich where they put the fried pottatoes & salad on-top o' the steak!
And ya lather-on a good half-litre of red sause from Tabascoes & some beer also -- thats how all the steel-builders & Iron men over Pittsburgh eat their foods when theyre on the job!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Surely hope all you drongos 'round here had good holiday celebrations. Finally seen a good lovvy I know name Jayme troallin' about the roadways the other nite. Our unfrendly towne surely been piss-poor fer action theese days -- lotta punters driving 'bout like we'all playing tag-the-doaby together.

Jayme is a freash-face young-nipper who knows of her statures, and surely takes her bleedin' sweet time walking over to yer car -- ya almost wanna drive-away & leave her standin' there! Anyhou, she get in and monkeys with me car-radio looking fer tribal-soule music & what-not. Then we're doin "negotiations" on monnies & she's acting like a bleedin' TAX-MAN from Dunn & Bradstreet -- charging me prime monnies for a BJ and that rich bullshit. an when I got me hand on her bum and me fingers workin' she sayin' she wants more monnies!

The little ratbag handled me load & chund it out the door, but then wanted a ride over the bridgeway to the island. Told her that next time I want more action.
Surely can't blame the lil' scrubber fer tryin' to do me dirty 'cause she quite aware that aint many lovvys out much-any theese days. Too right!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Ye Christ! Aint heard anything from the other Wheeling punters 'round here in about 3 fort-nites. (thats someways like almost 40 days fer blokes who dont know many sums & figures much-any)
Surely dont see any lovvys out on the roadways theese days. Starting to sound like a record thats been stuck on yer victrolla.

Anyhou, heard today that bludger Chalkie got himself tickets to the Steelers american-football finals (play-off match) where the steelers play those shithouse rats from Jacksonville beach again. Chalkie tolde me he got a new lovvy whoose father is a rich lord over by Pittsburgh & he going for football with them.

Hee Hee! Wait-a-while 'till the rich lords get a load-full of Chalkie & all his bludger ways! Time to buy a round & bludger Chalkie hideing behind the shithouse door! Chalkie will drop a turd into the soup & let-off a fart in a tea room - too right!
Maybe I'm just jelous 'cause the bludger gettin' to go & I'll have to watch on the telly.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee! Seen tall lovvy name o' Karie leavin' one o' the pubs the other nite & swung 'round the roadway to see about having a go. She come over to me car an jumped in an left her lovvy-mate standing on the corner.

Aint seen Karie about the pitch in a good while, never see any workers out much-any theese days. Beside Karie & her fat mate I seen only wanna those old crones pissin 'bout down 'round King o' Farts pub. Karie blew me bone good and came thru with a swallow this time.

Also she say Michele had a baby BOY (little informate? hee hee) & her sister Shannon had the baby GIRL. And Jackie is still in reformatory-house fer pills & bad ways.

See? That is what happen when our bludger-mate Chalkie go fer steeler-footballer finals ---- they lose the match! Bleedin' drongo better stay away from Penquin hockey! Too right.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Been quiet as the Queen's arse 'round here fer a good month o' sundays.
Aint even heard from Informate much-any or any other bloke like Darrello or Paulie or even P. Zomber who lives on Rode Island -- wonder if that drongo name o' Gilligen live there also.

Not much action 'round the pitch here in the unfrenly towne. That bludger Chalkie pissed-away his romances with the rich lovvy over pittsburgh. Once the blue bloods got a taste of Chalkie's piss-poor manners they sent him to the shores, Too right!

Hope you mates givvin' all the lovvys a good go.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, mate. Piss-poor econnomys all around all the townes. Aint even seein' any good lovvys workin' the pitch theese days.

Seen a young-ish nipper headin' past centre marketts the other nite & drove meself 'round the block to see if she was lookin' to have-a-go at a "date" -- an surely Here Come The Cobbers! Bleedin' bludger police car follow yer olde Salt all 'round the pitch like a yellow dingo.

Was surely thinkng there was a police cobber sting-trap goin' on but they pass up me car an hurry-off. Gotta watch over yer back-shoulder when ya puntin around theese days - too right!

Aint seen Craig or his list around much-any. But that bludger Chalkie is on holiday over Atlantic City with the olde fartes & crones. He went with that old lady-friend Marie & her "church group" -- hee hee! Chalkie surely eating his share o' "bird nest pie" (marie's hairy snitch) & cornhole custerd also!

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates & lurkers,

Hee Hee! Bleedin' bludger Chalkie come back from holiday 'round Atlantic City with the church-goers. He tolde me that his lady-friend Marie was roomed-with a olde chubber name o' Blanche & marie was tellin' about Chalkie's statures at bein' a cocksman & what-not.

So they'all were staying with the bludger Donald Trumpe who offours those Apprenticeships on the telly. at Trumpes plaza hotel --- AND Marie tells Chalkie to come-'round the hotel room & surely olde Blanche give Chalkie a BJ and Chalkie tell me she suck his dork like a vaccume=sweeper & swallow his spulrk like Bonzer Betty!

An when she is done she say "All gone!" And open her mouth to show she swallow -- And Chalkie say SHE DONT GOT NO MORE THEN 5 TEETH -- hee hee! Blanche reach onto the nite-dresser & had her teeth laying in a cup!

Bludger Chalkie say he make a royal excuse to get away before she & Marie make him "eat down-under aroud the Y" -- he also say he bugger Marie a few times over his room while Blanche was over playin' the pokie slots.

Chalkie surely a jiggalo fer the olde crones! Too right.

### Salty

[Informate]

Had a go with a lil cutie named Cynthia last night. I got it all for 80 cookies. She is really cute, looks to be about 19 or 20, but she showed me her ID and she was 27, lil cute blonde, nice body tight Butt. I had BJ FS, dogggie Greek with lots of screaming, and finished with CIM. She didnt want to take the CIM but I convinced her to. All in all it was a great night. I noticed a new BSW down by the goodwill store, didnt get a real good look at her but her body looked decent. If anyone has any info PM me. As for Cynthia she can be found at the bar beside the 711. Good luck

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[Ausse Salt]

Ho Ho ... Bleedin' bludger New Yorker who was a head Squire with laws (governours) got himself into a sticky wicket - too right! Shithouse rat gonna be tough on laws and get-onto blokes puntin' around & lovvys doin' prostitutions -- and the drongo get in trouble with the police-cobbers! Hee Hee.

Surely glad to see ya found a crackerjack new nipper 'round our unfrenly towne, Infor-Mate. Aint never see any good lovvys out workin' the pitch much-any.
And yes to the "newbeees" - wheeling can be a dangerous towne with tribal blokes shootin' pistols & what-not.

Need a good chineese AMP joint to open 'round here.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Too right. mate. Surely dont like to hear 'bout hostile tribal lads shootin' pistols at every one.
And the shithouse rat that was doin' the rapes 'round the areas was finally caught by the Cobbers over 'round Kentuckey or some place like that. Just didn't post-up about it much-any when police-cobbers & Rangers caught the bleedin' bounder.

People over Kentuckey-way are good shits mostely. I surely know 'bout a good mate who was a Colneour in the Rangers & left the ARMYs to open a whole patchell o' chook (chicken) shantys all acrosst the country-sides.
The blokes name is Harlen Sander and he has himself a special recepie of secret spices & mixes it so it tastes good for the chicken. Gotta lotta shantys 'round here.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Surely still slow-times for action 'round our unfriendly towne. Seen 2 possible workers pissin 'bout DeCarlo sisters pizza the other nite. The mates working there seem to know about the lovvys & gave them the Bumb's rush-off.

Seen that scrubber with broken leg waveing at cars an trying to get a "date" - she surely look like Shithouse Sally's ugley sister & even that bludger Chalkie wouldn't have-a-go with her. Well, come-to-mention, Chalkie would fer low-monnies. Hee Hee!

Also seen that dancer Audrie trollin' the block but a drongo "picked her up" before I could turn around.
An over by Danger Curve I found Karrie an got meself a good BJ & gave her some o' me pizza.

Aint seen any Old-Time lovvys in a good while.
Too right!

#### Salty

[NailCityGuy20]

Was on a work related run into Wheeling today, and saw a couple of potentials on 16th St. The first one was a WF, Blonde, 20ish, a bit on the chunky side, but not bad, near the Goodyear tire garage.

On the way back out of town, at the same intersection where I saw the Blonde, a BF with dreads, and wearing floral pants was crossing 16th St, barefoot, with her sandals in her hand. She was headed in the opposite direction as the Blonde.

Hopefully, the warm weather will perk things up in Wheeling.

[Local Looks]

I,m usualy in the ohio threads but make it over to Wheeling every now and then. Ive seen Danger curve mentioned in several posts. Where is this at? Im guessing by the bridge on Main? Thanks for your replies.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Nailer,

Surely glad to hear that ya seen a couple o' lovvys out on the pitch. Not quite sure just who is the chubby blond lovvy - maybe Jackie who is bonzer at blowing bones. She coulde surely play the first mule-horn in olde MacNamarra's brass band! Hee Hee!

An the big tribal lovvy that ya seen may be that big fat bloke who dresses-up like a tranny & wears himself a wig on his head. Ye christ! Rightly good thing ya didn't have-a-go with that drongo, mate.

And fer the newbee young-joey 'round here, Danger Curve is over where ya say. Dont got good stripper action there much-any. Better to try God-fathers joint over the island by the casinos.

Going for Pirate base-ball & outback steak with that bludger Chalkie.

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Went for Pirate baseball with that bludger Chalkie. We coulde not go to outback steak at the stadiums there 'cause they are closed-up there. So we went for fish & chips.
Anyhou, surely glad not to go to outbacks with Chalkie 'cause he always act like a turd there -- hand-jackin' his shorts & saying to all the lovvys "Look at me! I'm Austrailian. Give me shrimp on the barbie!" Those types 'o bad ways is what he do.

Hee Hee! Bleedin' mate Nailer thought Chalkie might buy the check! Ho Ho! Bludger Chalkie NEVER buy checks at a expensive joint like that. After he order a big bonzer steak & onion pie also. No, I woulda been the bearer there just like I buy the check for fish. When the check's for Chalkie, he wanna go over MacDonald-land or to see that red-haired nipper Wendy. You drongos surely know Chalkie & his piss-poor ways. Gotta better wager seein' the Queen leave-off a loud fart in a tea room then seeing Chalkie buy a check.
Too right!

Wanted to check-on the street-lovvy action 'round Washington on the way homeward, but we were in Chalkie's truck & his ugley face surely scare the pretty-birds away. Hope you mates get onto some good lovvys.

### Salty

[Local Looks]

Thanks for the reply Ausse.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Surely aint heard much-any from the drongos 'round here in a good month o' sundays. Too right!

That bludger Chalkie tried to do me dirty the other day, but I'm surely wize to all of the drongo's shithouse tricks & gyps he like to do. Chalkie ring me up & say he got a good mate over Pittsburgh-way who'ill get us tickets for the Penquin hockey finals.

If I drive us over Pittsburgh & buy the check for supper then Chalkie woulda pay for tickets. So I almost agree to go & me mate Benny rang me up and tolde me that Chalkie had asked HIM to go over for the final and only watch the match on the outdoor film-screen with all the hooligans & droobs pissin' bout outside the arena! Benny didnt want to go and gave me a head-nod about this.

So when I talked to that bludger Chalkie again I ask him & the shithouse rat admitted that his plan was for us to watch the match OUTSIDE - Ye Christ, I woulde rather go watch inside at a pub & NOT stand in the rain.
So I tolde Chalkie to piss-off & DIDNOT go with him there.

I DID go over the chineese AMP over there & had-a-go with a good lovvy. Only thing is she wanted more monnies then the usuial fare. She want twenny extra, an say that mates been payin' more for tip-monies! So I had to give-over. If you drongos wanna give extra monies after ya walk out of the door, fine. But dont raise the bridge for the other battlers like meself & the other good mates. Too right!

#### Salty

[Informate]

Aussie,

Which Amp and how much could I plan on Spending? PM me with some info


Informate




G'day Mates,

Surely aint heard much-any from the drongos 'round here in a good month o' sundays. Too right!

That bludger Chalkie tried to do me dirty the other day, but I'm surely wize to all of the drongo's shithouse tricks & gyps he like to do. Chalkie ring me up & say he got a good mate over Pittsburgh-way who'ill get us tickets for the Penquin hockey finals.

If I drive us over Pittsburgh & buy the check for supper then Chalkie woulda pay for tickets. So I almost agree to go & me mate Benny rang me up and tolde me that Chalkie had asked HIM to go over for the final and only watch the match on the outdoor film-screen with all the hooligans & droobs pissin' bout outside the arena! Benny didnt want to go and gave me a head-nod about this.

So when I talked to that bludger Chalkie again I ask him & the shithouse rat admitted that his plan was for us to watch the match OUTSIDE - Ye Christ, I woulde rather go watch inside at a pub & NOT stand in the rain.
So I tolde Chalkie to piss-off & DIDNOT go with him there.

I DID go over the chineese AMP over there & had-a-go with a good lovvy. Only thing is she wanted more monnies then the usuial fare. She want twenny extra, an say that mates been payin' more for tip-monies! So I had to give-over. If you drongos wanna give extra monies after ya walk out of the door, fine. But dont raise the bridge for the other battlers like meself & the other good mates. Too right!

#### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Aint seen ANY good lovvys 'round our pitch the last fortnight or so. Surely aint heard much-any from the good mates 'round here or hafta give any advices to blokes over me advice forum in a good while.
Been quiet as the Queen's arse theese days.

Was punting 'round the other nite & had a go with a blonde haired lil' nipper name o' Ashlie & she blew me bone like a porno girl. Not much out on the block.
Piss-poor economys & bleedin' prices fer petrol surely enough to give a punter a sore right hand!
Too right.

#### Salty

[Informate]

Check this out guys


http://www.wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=39394

[Ausse Salt]

Too right, mate. Seen the story in the newspaper. Every year when the warm weather comes the police-cobbers do the stinge-traps & shithouse tricks.

Seen that they got alotta people under arrested. A dozen blokes punting 'round & 5 or 6 lovvys. Good thing yer olde salt stayed in & watched the penquin hockey final on the telly. Dont like puntin around on Saturdays 'cause too many drongos on the roadways. Surely dont never see a good dozen punters drivin 'round the block. Cobbers musta pull-over a whole line o' traffic. Gotta feeling alotta those mates will not hafta go for jail time on accounte of entrappments.

Cobbers always do stinge-traps on week-ends so they can charge tax-paying people for "overtimes" & what-not. Seen they capture "Marcy" & "Colleen" & "Bobby Joe" -- like that Batman bloke catchin' the Joker, penquin & riddiler! Hee Hee! Gothame city will surely be safe now.

Surely dont know what some of our towne talents would do fer jobs if they aint allowed to work the streets blowing bones. They cant sing & cant dance -- so no America Idols -- and they aint smart enough for Apperenticships from Donald Trumpe. Maybe they can work at MacDonald-land.

### Salty

[Informate]

I am almost glad to hear that one of the girls who got busted was Beth Anne Davis. I was with her once and had a real good time but I had a friend of mine who she was with and she stole his Jelly Beans. She has a rep for Cash and Dash so when she gets out be careful. Cute as hell but she will not hesitate to steel from you.
I used the smart approach, I took her out to my camper and got her totally Fucked up on Booze then Boned her like the little **** she wants to be. I Did'nt give her any Jelly beans until after nutting in her mouth.
That is the treatment she deserved anyway. She tried to get me to honor her services before We actually did it and I said no way I did'nt just fall off the stupid wagon.

[Eddy Fine]

I don't know how the law actually reads up there, but in Charleston if you stop, wave, motion, call out to or engage in conversation, let alone proposition a known prostitute in a high crime area, they'll get ya'. I've been told in Charleston they've got a new generation of younger more aggressive UCs that DO get in the cars. I've been told of guys who are propositioned BY the undercover, the guy says "If I HAD $50.00 I might." He walks a few more feet and the cops walk up on him and arrest him. Why? He engaged in conversation. If you've got $2,000.00 you can get a lawyer and fight the $500.00 charge. Otherwise you pay the fine and do the time - in Charleston the sentencing guideline is Five Bens, court costs AND - not and/or - AND up to 30 days in the hole. The law always read this way, they just didn't enforce it. If they're like they are down here, LE just wants to get the message out that THEY control the streets. Let'em have 'em. Make new contacts via those you already know or go the escort route.

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Surely dont care what Laws the police-cobbers & Squires got around here. Just sayin' "G'day" out yer car window to a lovvy outside aint doing prostitutions. What the bleedin' piss is a "known prostitute" any ways?
How is a honourable bloke gonna know the diffrence if he say hello to a wash-woman, a pub-girl, or a KNOWN streetworker. Ya cant tell whoose headin' down Bourke street without a score-book, mates.

Eddie Fine is surely right-o 'bout the cobbers grabbin'-up all the mates driving-bout the roadways.
The newspaper say the police do arrestings of blokes fer doing solicitations and also fer "bad conducts" also.
Probably pull-off alotta cars -- whichever seem to be punting 'round the pitch. And if the mates yell at the cobbers then they get under arrested. Other blokes who are courtly may only get a warning ticket fer "conducts" & get sent home.

Fatelves should go punting 'round the pitch & yell-about fer streetworkers & let the police-cobbers send ya for jail-time. Take a tackle for our side & ya can tell us what happen.

#### Salty

[Eddy Fine]

Pretty much you gotta' do it there, like we do it down here, where they're REALLY watchin' - FAST. You watch your six too - a whole lot more than you use too! In fact, you watch your six first AND THEN you do it FAST. Don't get caught! That's the only advice one can give before a fellow monger goes huntin'. Don't get caught or don't do it. I've read a lot of advice on what to do and say if the blue lights flash. I'm convinced NONE of it works. The only thing that works is MAYBE feeding a hungry defense lawyer, who might get you down to just payin' a fine and no jail. You might get a little less fine if you've got time for a little community service. If you are especially caught durin' a sting THEY ARE NOT GONNA' JUST LET YOU GO. Maybe if you're real good at fakin' a heart attack, but they'll probably just strap you down and let the EMTs take care of you an' catch up with you later. No, they gotta' justify all the expense and coordination of that operation, so you and how ever many other guys they pick up are gonna' pay for that party. They've just gotten' tougher on it. They use to let it go, but the easy days are over, until they run out of money. With user fees and home rule and other funding schemes they've got, it's not gonna' happen unless somethin' happens to significantly reduce the population and how much money comes in.

[Eddy Fine]

Well, work that act good - Honey! 'Cause when the dash cam video show's up on local tv, at least it'll be entertaining, whether it got you outta' jail or not.

[Ausse Salt]

Hee Hee! All ya bleedin' drongos talking like Poofter Pilots & Bumhole Engineers surely got me havin' a heart-seisure. Too right! You droobs been sitting 'round the telly watching that bludger Mister Rodger or the fashion show fer all the Queer-eyes. Hee Hee.

Surely better get back onto the narrow roads & talk about puntin' 'round for lovvys before me good mate Jackson sends us all off the pitch.

### Salty

[Ausse Salt]

G'day Mates,

Aint heard much-any from any of the drongos 'round here or from over Charlestowne in a good while. Also surely aint seen ANY mutch in the way of lovvys 'round the pitch theese days, but aint been puntin' around every nite neither.

Went over Pittsburgh fer Pirate baseball with that bludger Chalkie last week 'cause the drongo got himself free tickets & went over a crackerjack chineese "house of buffetts" before the baseball match & ate buffetts of cheap good chineese foods. Hee Hee. Chalkie knowed about the joint, so surely we ate for low monnies!

Found out from wanna me work mates that Skys spa over by there has opened once again. Surely about time so I can get meself a good massage next time I'm over Pittsburgh-way. Too right!

Wonderin' if any o' you drongos seen any good lovvys out-round the pitch?

#### Salty