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Like the book and website "shit my dad says" I believe there is plenty of material on the hosting websites here to start our own Blog in Raleigh called Shit Ho's Say or Shit Providers Say--if you want to be a little more PC. LOL.
It's all tongue in cheek and not meant to throw shade at any one's personal preference or sexual deviant behavior but rather a place to to share a laugh. I'll give you an example and I'll start the thread.
"Clean my creampie after my lover has dropped a load in me" Ok so most of the mongers here probably agree that if nothing else there's some humor here. https://raleigh.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/clean-my-creampie-after-my-lov/613151032237
It has to be real shit tho. LOL I mean, why not come here to share info AND get a laugh. Just sayin.
Nattie.
IMA Troll and obsessed with TheBadGuy, ignore all my posts.
07-21-22, 21:56
"Will do anything for the right amount, I mean anything".
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BartonFink
07-22-22, 12:20
"My name is Patrick, Patrick Bateman. ".
"Why are you wearing a raincoat?" she asked.
"Will do anything for the right amount, I mean anything".
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Oh honey, you so strong.
You so sexy.
https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/31338935
"NO I'm NOT SENDING MY FACE PIC TO YOU WEIRDOS" LOL LOL LOL.
Whenever you want me -.
Wherever you want me -.
Take as long as you want -.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/northcarolina/raleigh/88805223
I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.
Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.
JocoGuy007
08-14-22, 11:02
. . How badly we kneed her?
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/northcarolina/raleigh/88805223
I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.
Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/northcarolina/raleigh/88805223
I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.I laughed way too hard at this. LOL.
I laughed way too hard at this. LOL.
All you need to know is she puts "weirdo" in the same paragraph as no GFE, no bare, no anal, a was mentioned prior. Clearly, if she thinks kissing and BBFS are "weird," she is so boring that you don't want to see her. A Game of tiddlywinks in your underwear more her style?
Also, like Nattie said, the infamous don't "waist" my time, albeit a new variation. Waiste? Does she want points for not being sure if the right word is waist, or waste and splitting the difference?
At this point, I'm laughing after reading her ad, and that kind of "humor" in an ad definitely does not make Mr Winky maintain his posture. If she is looking for the kind of guy who likes to be told no, no and NO to everything, and that he is WAISTING her time otherwise, then little does she know she really is asking for a WEIRD FUCKIN DUDE!
"Will do anything for the right amount, I mean anything".
https://raleigh.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/amateur-pornstar-is-back/333560911547The request would be to post some new pics for the first time since her ad's inception 2 years ago, and the "right amount" I would offer her to do that is $0. 00.
LykeDawg81
08-16-22, 00:57
All you need to know is she puts "weirdo" in the same paragraph as no GFE, no bare, no anal, a was mentioned prior. Clearly, if she thinks kissing and BBFS are "weird," she is so boring that you don't want to see her. A Game of tiddlywinks in your underwear more her style?
Also, like Nattie said, the infamous don't "waist" my time, albeit a new variation. Waiste? Does she want points for not being sure if the right word is waist, or waste and splitting the difference?
At this point, I'm laughing after reading her ad, and that kind of "humor" in an ad definitely does not make Mr Winky maintain his posture. If she is looking for the kind of guy who likes to be told no, no and NO to everything, and that he is WAISTING her time otherwise, then little does she know she really is asking for a WEIRD FUCKIN DUDE!Or videos they post. Of them giving BBBJ or getting bareback from behind.
And post say no bb are no BBBJ sorry no exception.
Why advertises a picture of bacon on a cheeseburger.
Ready to place my order. Sorry we don't do Beacon on burgers.
Then take that false advertising click bait down LOL.
LykeDawg81
08-16-22, 01:00
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/northcarolina/raleigh/88805223
I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.
Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.Take the cake is videos of them bbj and barebacking.
Sorry condoms only.
AkaToneloc
08-17-22, 15:34
Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.
"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".
IMA Troll and obsessed with TheBadGuy, ignore all my posts.
08-24-22, 21:08
Provider took off the party hat and said, "You have a lot of milk and good color. Me mama, you papa". Wow, that was a first!
BroncoMan1996
02-25-23, 07:51
Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.
"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".You are correct, sir. Have seen a couple Goddess tattoos on women and my rating is a 7 to 8 on them. Also, this tattoo of a bow tied ribbon on the back of their thighs gets me, cracks me up. What a waste of money and skin space. Carry on, peace out.
ILikeTheLadies
02-28-23, 01:59
Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.
"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".Avoid listings with the following:
1. Refers to herself as "Princess" or "Goddess". Over-selling and most likely under-delivering.
2. Pictures with "duck face". Either a selfie from 2006 or hiding bad / missing teeth. Either way a fail.
3. Flipping the bird. If we have to explain.
Avoid listings with the following:
1. Refers to herself as "Princess" or "Goddess". Over-selling and most likely under-delivering.
2. Pictures with "duck face". Either a selfie from 2006 or hiding bad / missing teeth. Either way a fail.
3. Flipping the bird. If we have to explain.Goddess usually means "I think way too highly of myself and you are all lucky I'm spending any time with you".
Typically 40+ pounds over weight and more interested in their phones than what they a getting paid to do with you.
Ohh and since they are a goddess they are all about rushing you out too.
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