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Anyone been to this club in Nogales? I didn't even know it existed until this weekend when I found a couple address listings online, but no reviews.
I will check it out next time I am down south.
Where is it located ?
I was there a few weeks ago and didn't see anything new except VIP
any one been to either ?
YES, I know this is an ARIZONA board. The correct board is on ISG, but I don't fucking care, don't read it.
Arrived about 1am. LL was hyperfocused on reconnecting with his beloved Carla, and teaching BB enough Spanish to squeek by in Nogi. Taxi straight to La Conga. As expected, niether Carla nor the lovely Paola was there. The only talent was the ever-present Norma and something even less desirable. I realize that may be a difficult concept to grasp, but she was fucking scary. LL gets the owner lady to call Carla. Three shots of Souza later and we are informed "No Answer," but are assured she will be available maňana. We depart.
Taxi ride back is eventful since the taxi we ended up with was apparantly unliscensed. Warning, look for the markings all over the car. A plain white car with a sign on the dash is to be avoided. Short story is cops pulled us over and everything was searched, and tankfully, no contraband was found so we were delivered to la linea having only lost a few months of our expected lifespan due to the nervous stress we endured.
Obsessions was the next destination. LL found the place full of potential lovers, and the Tekillya was especially smooth. More time was required to digest he higher than expected price quotes. $2.20 for a bed-room for 40 minutes, $1.50 average for FS, 80¢ for a CBJ, 25¢ for a booth dance, 10¢ for table, 11¢ for a ladies drink, and 4¢ for a shot of tekillya. Closing time came within five or six shots. BB got a table grind from Stephanie and she managed to haunt his thoughts and dreams for the next 23 hours...Not a bad thing, I guess.
LL had been in Mexico for three fucking hours, but hadn't. That situation needed correction. Fortunately, a tout informed us of the after hours nature of the new VIP club and the fact he could get us no cover. That intel earned him the honor of walking with us.
VIP is a nice club, with fucking great music for the midlife rock and roller. But after 2am on a Tuesday, the talent is, for the most part, bored and fat. I say for the most part because LL made eye contact with a spinner waif less than 20 seconds into the bar. A minute later, she was in his arms. The term UBER-WAIF comes to mind--apr 18-22yo 5'3" 95# or less, aprox 29A's or less, brown hair, nice face, light skinned, no English. Wanted $1.5 F/S for the VIP room in VIP (round room with nice fucking couches). Accepted $1.20 for the same. Attitude was excellent, She did about three full nude lap dances before Little LL even came out from the zipper. Those dances provided big LL plenty of opportunity to inspect almost every inch of the wonderful little body being presented. The tits were minimalist, but she definately seemed to enjoy the attention and oral ministrations from a monger who fully appreciates the 0% body fat kind of chica. The snapper, as one could immagine, was tight, and the cowgirl - doggie combo were just what little LL needed.
BB managed to find an extremely good looking Blonde, unfortunately they had to physically wake her up to get her to the table, so his report may not be so glowing for VIP bar. There was nothing else in the place I would fuck, well I might with Ed's dick, but not with little LL.
4:30 is a good time to leave a bar. We slept well.
Wish you were here.
LoveLOS
11pm start with the beeline to LaConga. Finally got the intel on Paola. She is retired and apparently with child. I wish her well. Carla is also technically retired and going to school to learn a more mainstream trade. Fortunately, our prior relationship brought her to the bar.
Carla is NOT some 22 yo supermodel you might find at a strip club. She is a pretty 35yo mom that is so sweet and our chemistry is more GFE than a business transaction. We caught up on our year and had a somewhat awkward, yet completely wonderful session together. We decided that the unheated rooms at la Conga, and the stupidity of the bar itself with ladies drinks and that whole bullshit scene was not how we needed to spend our time. She needs to get to bed earlier on school nights. I have the magic number, but don't even ask. Sorry, this one is not for pimpin.
UPDATE - By chance, this was the exact 1 year anniversary of the first night LL met Carla... Link to that post (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=337468)
When we came out of the room, I meet BB on the porch. He informs me he will never set foot in La Conga again. WTF? One word: Norma.
It is time to satisfy his obsession for Stefany, located at Obsessions. Carla and LL part with plans for night 3. She gives us a ride to la linea and we pretend to head back to the EUA, then double back to Obs.
Agave extract is flowing freely. Steph is not apparent, so BB is in a funk. Then next batch of girls came out of the dressing room. Stephanie was among the group and I saw to it she was escorted to BB. They soon disappeared to the privado area. I noted two for the to-do list. One was a totally hot little thing who I have subsequently learned that I missed, she will be back in a few weeks. Shit. The other I will refer to a Marilyn Monroe. I think her name is Marleta or something close. Blonde, 20 something 5'4" 110#, MM hairstyle, which totally fucking capitvated LL, especially when she was strutting her stuff onstage. She came offstage wearing only her panties, and I took her directly to the privado. Session with her was fairly good, her eyes were captivating, her tits sagged slightly but I definately enjoyed her body.
The tekillya count was entirely too high, and since it impaired my memory of the evening, I vow to self not to get that shit-faced again.
BB is cured of the Stephanie obsession, but then he sees a totally wild thing onstage and the rat bastard has a totally new obsession. I thought I was focused at times... Didn't get the name, so we will have to call her Jungle Girl until he tames this beast.
We drifted out of OBS and found ourselves at the Spa on the south end of the row. Eros spa? Not sure. My notes are a good thing, but they failed me. I know she has her black hair, pretty dark eyes, is about 5'4" and 110#. Her makup was interesting, highlighting her eyes. The name I have has to be wrong, so I'll call her black-haired beauty. The massage was so-so and the session was passable, but we did not return.
More to come...
LoveLOS
We arrived back in Nogi around 8pm, both still suffering from alcohol poisoning. A few shots took the edge off.
Granada Hotel was a great recommendation Ed....... thanks. If you are very fucking hungry the pizzaria in the lobby the small is an extra large in most USA pizza parlors. The Medium is 24" and the large is 36".
Carla and Claudia arrived and we retired to the room. Carla you know about. Claudia is a nice girl but we should have been more selective for BB's sake. Unfortunately too were the girls had not done this sort of thing before. They were shy. For me that was not a problem. I had promised I would share my girl unless BB failed to post, and I was not obligated. Figure it out Balto-Boy. :p
My undercover angel was, well an angel. Four hours of cuddling, kissing and fucking. It reminded me of my home life--twenty years ago. This is how a woman gets the lastname LoveLOS, of course Carla already has that honor... We parted at midnight thirty and we moved forward the clock twenty years, and LL needs to get some strange... :D
BB needed release, and so, you know it, his latest obsession guided us to the bar with that moniker. Jungle girl's night off--BB was having a bad night. and LoveLOS was just floating somewhere between nirvana and heaven - he didn't care.
The goons brought BB a hot little girl with bedroom eyes. From the side, my angle, I thought it was Marilyn Monroe with a wig. Goon told me he had a special girl for me and went to get her. From 50 feet, I realized she had a great body and a medium kinda face. I'm trying to wave him off. He brought Melody up, turned her around and slapped her ass. Her ass wiggled. LoveLOS resigned himself to his fate.
Lady luck is kicking BBs balls and licking LLs balls. Melody turns out to be an incredibly beautiful woman with a wild streak and an enjoyment for her work. She's a freek at the table. Little LL wants this, even though he was not really up to speed, which can be a good thing. She worked her ass off, and somewhere in the process made that critical decision to enjoy herself. When it was my turn to work, she bent over and presented that gorgeous ass. OMFG. That hole was fine...
Back at the table I violated my anti-alcohol stance and enjoyed the tunes... and every rule that would be in place in a USA strip bar for groping your girl-Melody who had come back to thank the LL, and stayed. Then the 5'10" goddess wearing a veil steps up on stage and shows LL and BB why belly dancing is so fucking popular. BB and LL have a new obsession.
Wish you were here.
LoveLOS
A night for dreams to cum true. So many women so little time. Since BB had drawn the short straw the previous night, LL resigned himself to sloppies - allowing my wingman to have first choice. That first choice was jungle girl. LL was attacked by Melody, which is a good thing. Another session with this one and we are making arrangements for some hotel action.
BB returned with what I took to be a mixed report on Jungle Girl. Later interrogation revealed, to LL, the guy is insane. If you call a girl doing a perfect T formation suspended by opposing her feet on two different walls and lowering herselk onto your cock alternated with a blow job then repeating anything less than steller, you would have issues. My opinion is BB had been obsessing for 48 hours and no mere mortal woman could live up to his fantasies... Bottom line is before that hot intel was clarified, LL determined other models were on his hit list.
Next lady who was introduced to LL was Bedroom Eyes. At this point, I figured out she was NOT the Marilyn Monroe girl. This was one hot little girl. As noted, Paulina has the largest eyes on the planet. She needs some dental work, but that is probably the only complaint I can find. And I looked at all angles. ;) About 5'3" long brown hair, 33Bs, Bubble butt, and a great attitude.
Pool, Vodka, Tekillya, and rock-n-roll. We watched the all the girls try to dance to Little itty-bitty teenie weenie peenie by Lil Chub... BB comes out of the privados mumbling something incoherent about the best fuck of his life. While that got my attention, Little LL was smoked (litterally) and vows Gracia (belly dancer girl) would be my first for Night 5.
Pool, Vodka, Tekillya, and rock-n-roll. I'm watching the goons kick my poor drunk wingmans ass in pool (I had no hope). Then Abe brings Gracia to me. How the fuck can I do this? How the fuck can I NOT do this? Gracia is belly dancer girl. She stands a stunning 5'7" tall, with legs that seem to go on forever. A cups, which is expected with a girl that can't weigh more than 110 lbs. About 2% body fat, and half of that is concentrated in her pussy. In other words, just MORE of the most perfect body by LL's standard. I had seen the belly-dance, I had the report from BB, this was a no-lose situation and so I opted for the pricey, but immensely more pleasurable bedroom. Quality is quality. Value is value. Did I pay too much for this by Mexican standards? Yep. Would I do it again? In a gnats heart beat.
A pornographic report here would be inappropriate, some readers would get their monitors wet. I might. If you have an immagination, immagine the belly dance being performed on your erect cock. OMFG. We collapsed into a heap, exhausted and mutually satisfied. BB had lined up six shots of agave extract to mourn LL fucking his dream girl. While I understand, methinks that was an error.
Did I mention the tekillya is the best I have ever had? Try el Jimador silver next time you need something to go with your lime and salt...
LoveLOS
Actually, the separation came in the before the night bagan. Invited a few friends from Tucson... yip yip. Something about getting home by midnight for work the next day. yip.
Remember the six shots in a lineup? My yip yip wingman was wounded. Slept all day and still couldn't bring himself to make the trip across the border @ night. yip. The LoveDOG is not one to waste a night of mongering, so the plan was a nice, pleasant all nighter with Carla. Stopped by OBS while waiting for Carla to put more minutes on her phone.
Although I thought I would just chill, I was able to give both Melody and Gracia a peck on the cheek without losing control. Then my eyes locked with Sara, whom I had not met. About 5'4", 34Bs, flawless body, Black hair in a bobbie cut (did I mention hairstyle is somthing that I cannot resist). This girl has a fabulous body, true or she would not have gotten LL's attention, but the deal maker was her face (did I mention I like beautiful eyes). She has the prettiest face of any girl this trip, a wonderful smile, not the contrived lick-her-lips fake thing you get when they are on the hunt. A real smile, a mole on her cheek, and here is a new one---ENGLISH!
Abe comes over and the only question is booth or bed? I replied, "this is quality," gesturing at Sara. He took us to the room. Conversation was great, sex wos stunning, both of us satisfied, and she is giving me her phone number...
I'm starting to do the math and my phone list is starting to look like Loopy's Book-a-hooker list. Dialaho in Nogi is a distinct possibility. I chat with Abe about this to get info on what the girls would charge. He advised that $100/hour is a good starting point. A tip at the appropriate time gets me a complete list of numbers for Paulina, Sara, Gracia and Melody and access, thru Abe the Pimp, who has a good feel for LL's taste, to about seven other non-dancers he assures me would meet my criteria. That boast remains to be seen.
I depart the bar to call Carla. She can't make it.
Shit.
I decide to take a Nogales tour to see if we were just being stupid about spending all our time in Obs. First stop was to check out the new and highly TOUTed 69 club. What a fucking waste of time. First, the cover is $.6, no drinks. They are a dollar more than any other bar too. Same for all the extras - a buck or two higher. An ugly girl landed on my lap and I sent her away. I looked at every girl working there. Maybe one or two were fuckable. Most were not. Virtually all were silicone sisters, which some guys must like. No clue why. I walked.
Found one nice spinner in Fernies. That's funny, found a spinner in a free dive bar and none is what is supposedly the hottest place in Nogi. Checked out Divas. I liked the place, but there was limited talent. Some girl sits down and asks if I remember her? Fuck no. Then she reminds me BB got a massage and BJ at VIP Spa on day two.
Hell I drank too much. I had forgotten about the spa. This is the girl I thought I met at Obs but couldn't remember what she looked like. Now I remember the girl... Kinda gorgeous. Fair massage. fair fuck. fair value. Too much pussy waiting in line to hit it again this trip...
OK Im on the street checking out regular bars and I find what I thought was a hottie. Her name was Paola. 23yo Bs obvious hooker. A tout helped with the translation and we agreed $.6 and $.15 hotel. OK, why not? Hotel Calif wanted $.18 no problem. $.7 asked in the room, I gathered my shit and started to leave the room. She adjusted the price. I should have left. Bad attitude, piss poor fuck. I was pissed and left Mexico.
Decided I could not have that as my dream for the night. So I grabbed some cash and went back Obs. I walked in, Abe grabbed Gracia. I offered for her to sit. She said "no, lets go." Abe said "What do you do to these girls?"
Preferred customer status has it's perks. The 40 minute room got no knock for the next hour. Un fucking believable. lots of foreplay. DATY... Gracia got the big O before LL had his pants off. M-Orgasm - God's gift to women. Women - Gods gift to LL. The belly dancer from heaven. Shit hot.
Wish you were here. You can be.
SUPER BOWL party tonight 8-midnight @ Obsessions. After hours party in our hotel rooms. FUCK my mind, my dick still hurts.
LL
Way to reprazent Chocolate City, LL, you are a true pimp. Gosh, I just realized how tame the DC RT's actually are for you. A trifecta is an average night for LL. Threesomes bore him. To LL, anal is foreplay. He gets bj's for breakfast - on a Tuesday. I don't feel like I could ever impress you again.
Anyway, keep tearing shit up, kid. Looking forward to your Superbowl Party report. I also look forward to your return East. There are tumbleweeds blowing through the streets of DC right now. Hopefully things turn around.
Hit me with a PM about when you are returning home and if you plan to head straight home or if you hoped to get in one more pop (or three!) before returning back to being a human being.
Great work, buddy! You didn't mention Sara's English when sending the pic, shheee-ittt! Gotta re-train the girls now to accept mediocrity, lol.
I have nothing to add, enjoyed our conversations and truly regret bailing on the week. Of course I had fun where I went but..what a ma-roon.
You guys that 'also' didn't get with 'Los when in town F'd up real, real bad!!
When have found it open, I have found it pretty low end. Might be something going on for regulars, but it'd hard to justify staying north for a strip club.
Ed...
Missed the whole game, but the Steelers figured out how to do it without me.
Sunday night, and Obs is supposed to be closed, but Super Sunday they made the exception. Crossed and went directly for the bar against the expert advice of the tout following us. Dipshit also got a surprise when we walked in without a cover and he was told to go away without his $ tip. I love shaking up the system.
BB and I decided to grab some necklaces for our regular girls @ the gem show in Tucson. We figured the small extra tip would be appreciated by our dates for the night and since they all matched in style, you guys might enjoy knowing the east coast boyz had been in those holes. :p Jungle girl had one coming, but since she was absent for the evening, Abe's wife got that necklace. And Abe owes us hehehe.
First lady to recieve her award was Bedroom eyes. This girl is a real winner, and her table work almost paid off, but with SMWSLT, we had narrowed the target packages to Gracia, Sara and Melody. Melody was the second recipient for the LL pearls of love. She responded well. I love her new haircut. Sara arrived at Abe's beck and call, recieced her necklace, and made her acquanintance with BB, much to his awe...
Prior conversation had pegged Melody and Sara as friends, and that both were amicable to take out. While LL is the first to understand the prices are much too high in Nogi in comparison to TJ and other fine Mexican destinations, he also understand value for expendature. While one may find the occasional diamond on the street at $40-$60, the quality USUALLY pales in comparison to a hot stripper in a closet for $80-$150. One would easily justify the extra $50-$80 for 45-60 minutes on a bed in the bar with the same girl. The next step is $200-$300 for several hours and pops in a hotel. Add to that our negotiated bonus of a no-return-to-the-bar double date, and we figured we couldn't lose.
There is something extra special about these girls in street clothes. Suddenly they are less like stripper-hookers and more like girlfriends. We grabbed a nice dinner at an excellent restraunt about a block past Granada Motel, and booked a double room for our Super Hole party. Fuck the football, WE SCORED!
It may pass the comfort level of many to fuck in side-by-side beds, but the erotic factor is very high. Live porn, not on TV, but six feet away. I have to make it clear to all, and especially BB, that my preferred positions for the other couple is HER on top and doggie. Fabulous to steal a glance while you are having your own toes curled. Speaking of which, Melody is a top-shelf lady. The DFK really added to the GFE as we exhausted each other several times.
We finished at about 2am, exchanged email addresses and sent the ladies home. Abe called shortly thereafter (they obviously called him after leaving) and advised us our last necklace recipient, Gracia, was in the bar. After delivering her necklace to Gracia, BB went into pup mode and left LoveDog helpless to her whiles, or is that wows. I relaxed for as long as possible while this temptress was executing her art, and naturally, she won. This time with her was more relaxed as she seemed a bit tired, and I know I was. Still, her bellydance on my cock was more than sufficient to make little LL spill his guts.
All of you who missed our Super Hole party, Thank you. The room would have been crowded with you there.
LoveLOS
The agonizing question the whole day was what girl I should spend the evening with. SMWSLT. My mind was tormented by the beautiful visage of Sara I couldn't get the girl off my mind. And my heart was torn by the possibility of not being with my darling Carla again. Yes, they are prostitutes, so LL finally accepted the fact he should tag Sara so he could get that woman off his pathetic little mind.
Balto Benz had made it his business to drink himself silly, knowing that Gracia (Benz) was not available and LL was dating Sara; thus he was in no condition to go out. Fate always steps in to fuck up the perfect plans. First, in the call to set up my 10pm date with Sara, she gets floundered in English a bit and hands the phone to Abe, who I immediately realize is a true pimp for these girls, outside the bar. I was a bit miffed about having to cut him into this night's costs. As soon as I hung up, I changed plans and called Carla. 10pm date with her and delayed the Sara date until 1:30 am. Reader take note. Second thing was a late dinner with business associates...Didn't get to Nogi until 11:30pm. Do the math.
Well, by midnight I was with Ms LL and by 12:15 I had gotten her to forgive me for coming so late. This was the time with Carla I had been seeking. No la Conga drink hussle or cold bedroom, No shy friend in the next bed. Just me and her and only a thin layer of latex between us to consumate our marraige, two more times. :D
1:30 the phone rings. Shit, think quick... Call me back @ 2am. We finished and dressed, and I insisted she go home and get some sleep. I led her to believe a highly intoxicated BB was waiting for me at the border and wanted to go drink some more. He is becoming a great scapegoat. I almost forgot to pay her, guess I'm getting too close -- treated her like a wife. I had her drop me off on the circle before the border so she wouldn't see me meet Abe/or Sara. This proves we are married, LL is fucking cheating on his wife already.
Abe is drilling me about where I was. "I told you I had a girlfriend" is all I had to tell him. It was a hoot when Sara asked the same question. Abe looks at me and says, "Don't tell her," and turns to Sara and conjures up a line about BB drinking too much... I have to give him points for thinking on his feet.
Despite my fucking up so badly with timing, I had the perfect date with Carla, and now I am with Sara. This girl is probably the best overall package I can immagine. A beautiful body, the prettiest face on the planet, intellegence and senese of humor, speaks passable English. After a ungodly three hole, multi pop toe curling session, LL still cannot get that woman off his pathetic little mind. Sara LoveLOS, hmmmmm... Has a nice ring to it.
As I write this back in the land of virgins, in the United States of the Celebate, I have no regrets, except that I had to leave and that certain commodities could not be imported. I feel lucky to have experienced these events. It is just too bad nothing I write is true - the whole vacation did not happen. Everything written here was total fabrication.
LoveLOS
BTW Loopy - thank you for your kind words, but to set the record straight, Threesomes only bore me if there is only one female. You will always be my hero, the inventor of Book-a-hooker©, the technique I now prefer in Nogi.
So what is the big deal? LL only dated 9 girls in 7 days...
Body count: 9
Sessions: 15
Pop count: 20
The ones LL hit, in approximate order of favorites:
Sara LoveLOS @ Obs
Face = 10
Body = 9
attitude = 8
sex = 9+
overall = 9
Sessions = 2
Pops = 3
Report night = 5,7
comment: Proposal in for Mrs LL status.
Carla LoveLOS @ la Conga
Face = 9
Body = 7
attitude = 9+
sex = 9+
overall = 9
Sessions = 3
Pops = 5
Report night = 2,3,7
comment: Retains Mrs LL status.
Melody @ Obs
Face = 6
Body = 8
attitude = 9+
sex = 9+
overall = 8
Sessions = 3
Pops = 4
Report night = 3,4,6
comment: Best attitude award.
bellydancer = Gracia @ Obs
Face = 7
Body = 9+
attitude = 7
sex = 7 to 9
overall = 8
Sessions = 3
Pops = 3
Report night = 4,5,6
comment: Mrs Benz status, amazing athlete.
Marilyn Monroe = Marleta(?) @ Obs
Face = 8
Body = 9
attitude = 7
sex = 7
overall = 7
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 2
Bedroom Eyes = Paulina @ Obs
Face = 8
Body = 8
attitude = 7
sex = 7
overall = 7
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 4
Uber Waif @ VIP club
Face = 8
Body = 9
attitude = 6
sex = 7
overall = 7
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 1
Black-haired beauty @ VIP Spa
Face = 8
Body = 7
attitude = 5
sex = 6
overall = 6
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 2
Paola on street
Face = 7
Body = 5
attitude = 2
sex = 3
overall = 3
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 5
comment: Avoid her.
The ones LL missed:
Jungle Girl = Molina @ OBS
Face = 7
Body = 8
attitude = 9
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 4
Why the miss: Misunderstood report from BB, then never saw her again. OK, so I have ONE regret...
Stephanie @ OBS
Face = 9
Body = 9
attitude = 6
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 2
Why the miss: so-so attitude reported by BB + she never tried to seduce LL - she probably could have...
Claudia
Face = 4
Body = 3
attitude = ?
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 3
Why the miss: BB took one for the team.
Norma @ la Conga
Face = 4
Body = 3
attitude = 7
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 1,2
Why the miss: LL was not drunk enough
Even Less desirable @ la Conga
Face = 4
Body = 3
attitude = 7
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 1
Why the miss: Nobody could get LL drunk enough
You guys that 'also' didn't get with 'Los when in town F'd up real, real bad!!Mr Ed, Sorry too I missed partying with you this year. Thanks for the intel along the way.
References:
2004 post #1 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=171488)
2004 post #2 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=174224)
2005 Post #1 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=337468)
2005 Post #2 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=337528)
2005 Post #3 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=337718)
LoveLOS
Nice pictures! It sounds like your "super hole" party was the place to be. Too bad I didn't get an invite. The game did suck though and you seemed to have had a better time, definately.
Peace,
Onilove
Member #3278
03-04-06, 13:34
Had to make a road trip south on company business, so made it a priority to make a visit to obs. Hooked up with Sara, wow, what a perfect hottie. Perfect chi-chi's that only a young lady could have, nice natural firm with pouty nips that point straight out. Sweet and tight pussy, good thing I live too far away, I'd go broke visiting this hot babe. Visited on a thursday nite, place was dead but still a dozen or so ladies to share between a half dozen mongers.Great time.
Hooked up with Sara, wow, what a perfect hottie. Perfect chi-chi's that only a young lady could have, nice natural firm with pouty nips that point straight out. Sweet and tight pussy, good thing I live too far away, I'd go broke visiting this hot babe.
Now you feel my pain. Planning a return to see my girl Sara (and perhaps a few others :D ) in late April. Clear your calendars for a real USG board party, say the last Sat of April?
LL
Saturday, April 29th @ 7-8 pm. We will be starting in Obsessions Bar which is just a block from the border -- Walk straight when you cross the border, cross the first street, continue to the next block and Obsessions is around the corner on the left. If you are planning to coming later or think you may get delayed, PM me for my cell number before Saturday so you can find us when you get there.
Remember I will be there starting Wednesday, so anybody that wants to have a drink or three, feel free to contact me. We'll be partying hard each night, sleeping in til 2pm and starting again the next afternoon. Big White will be there starting Friday, and since we have a history of having legendary experiences -- there are no limits...
If anyboby gives a fuck, and wants to read some funny shit, here are links to a few of our favorite parties: example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4, example 5
Can anybody suggest a reliable and inexpensive shuttle service from Tucson to Nogi? thanks.
LoveLOS
Arrived Tucson late. Found another guy (local) going to Nogi and we split a cab ride. Cabby was our kind of guy. We stopped at a Circle K and a hot girl walked in, got some beer and came out. He offered her a ride. Nothin happened with this one, but it opened the door for some interesting story swapping on the ride to Nogi. Turns out he crossed the border and got a lapdance from Crystal, a hot blonde I missed last time who is on my to-do list. I was introduced to Nicole. Black hair, nice soft B's and a wonderful attitude. I didn't get to say adios to my new friend because after a half-hour of grinding and having my hands placed in strategic locations on Nicole's body, I decided little LL needed to sample some of those strategic spots. The girl is hot in bed also and little LL did not last long. WOW. She is young and fresh, 18 anyos...
I chilled a while, which is about 10 minutes with Abe putting girls in you lap. The second girl was Lorenia. I decided I needed some recovery time, so we played some pool for a while. Of course, LL was popin Tekillya, so little LL was not so vulnerable the second time. She may be the girl Sexhobbyist (international board) may have dated in his 4/15/06 report:
Sexy, Did she have a large mole in the center of her back? LMK because the quest is still on!!! :D
On with the story... After about five games, and 10 drinks, I decided I needed to do this girl. She is a beautiful woman, about 5' tall and 90 lbs. Brownish blonde hair cropped at her shoulders. Light skin, and natural B's with wonderfully perky little nips. Her cat was soft and puffy. I loved Dining, and did so to her immense pleasure. She was rather thankful for my contributions to her pleasure, so little LL was treated to some wonderful tight ass that took probably 5 minutes to penetrate. The Little LL was so disguested by the whole idea that he puked his guts out in short order. Although the guy was pounding on the door, little LL was still firm enough for some post cum doggy to satistfy his lady. When we finally came out, 20 minutes past time, I told the door guy, NEVER EVER To do that to me again. Abe took it to the manager, and so I think premature knocking will not happen to LL again.
LL was spent, some tacos carne asada and bed. Work done today, I think I will crash for an hour while I wait for Melody to come knocking on my hotel door...
Wish you were here.
LoveLOS
Melody was one of my favorite girls in my Feb trip. She is the GFE that really none of the others are. The only reason she did not achieve Ms LoveLOS status is that she was just a bit pudgy. She has moved from Obsessions to Club 69, but Abe knew she was a fave, so he called her. She arrived @ my hotel room in the mid afternoon. Immagine my surprise when she arrived, fully 10kg (22lbs) lighter. I am talking fucking hot - near perfect, about 5 lbs and she will be a LL ideal. On the other hand, she is now Melody LoveLOS.
Session was fucking incredible. A female cannot be a Ms LL unless DATY and anal is on the menu (amps excepted on anal). Not only is DATY on the menu, she busted a nut. Anal was served in Feb. Normal cowgirl was quite satisfactory, especially since we came together.
Took a tour of all of the TD clubs today for reporting sake and the fact the I will be tourguide starting Friday. One opening time tour, and another after midnight. I developed the LoveLOS quick fuckability ratio© to give readers a feel for the relative quality of the different clubs. This is the the number of ladies that LoveLOS would fuck (sober) divided by the total body count of all providers. Those mongers that like a really phatt-ass that many of the Latinos sport, can add at least 20% to the numbers. If a fugly face doesn't matter, add another 20%. Customer counts (approx) include LL.
There were some changes since Feb, and quite frankly, some surprises!
Club-------------LLqfr©-----#_ladies--------#_customers--comment
Obsessions--------60%--------12--------------15----------Still my fave due to VIP status. SMWSLT.
Bolerio------------85%--------20--------------30----------April quality winner
Placers-----------30%----------8---------------6 ---------1 uber hottie
Fernies-----------20%----------8---------------2----------There is always 1! Price is right. SMWSLT.
Club 69-----------60%---------15-------------30-----------Less silicone noted
Cherries----------25%----------4---------------1-----------Late afternoon visit
Lord Blacks-------33%----------3---------------1-----------how the mighty have fallen!
Divas--------------0%----------2---------------2-----------Dive-ahs...
VIP---------------N/A---------N/A-------------N/A----------Missed it, oops.
My second woman of the day again proves to me that Abe knows his game. In Feb I tried to waved off Melody and he was obviously right about her. Oxyona (aka Jersey) is a very very hot lady, 5'4", natural B's, a nice not-too-round ass, and wonderfully soft pussy. My recent sport of this trip has been to be sure not only to blow my load, but to make sure my partner does the same. Unless there are some ungodly excellent actresses in the cast (which I allow as a possibility) I am batting .800. This one thanked me cowgirl. Due to the amout of alcohol and other females I consumed after this one, I cannot describe everything I experienced here. Suffice to say I can't keep my eyes off her in the bar.
In Feb, there was a blonde girl whose beauty and trademark white teddy has always captivated my wandering eyes. I missed her because she was not recommended by Abe and she just never approached me. She would smile when we passed or she caught me gawking, but she just never came over. I attributed this to disintrest or bad attitude. I was in error. Crystal's body description is simply a cut and paste of Jersey's-- 5'4", natural B's, a nice not-too-round ass, and wonderfully soft pussy. I told Abe she was on the menu tonight, and was rewarded by her presence. I figured I needed more recovery time but within an hour, little LL wanted to fuck. OK, your the boss, Little LL. :D In room, both big and little LL wanted to, and was fully prepared for, a good, long, hard, pornstyle fuck. Besides, my tounge was getting tired, so I didn't do the DATY thing this time. I explored her stunning body visually and manually, and she was responding nicely. Finally we geared up and she bent over for doggie. After I got tired of working, we changed to cowgirl. A half hour later we were collapsed in a heap on the bed, both drained and satisfied. OMFG! Her comment was "Bueno. Muy bueno!"
LL shot pool for the next two hours. Abe is good, don't gamble, but I can best him about 30% of the time. Lorenia is also, good, but not a shark, she only won twice in two days with Abe and LL. I was finished sexual activities at the bar, and took stock of the after closing guest in my room. Finally, I chose Lorania, the deal was brokered, appointment made, and I went bar-hopping for the above intel, my service to the board. Highly impressed by Bolerio, but did nothing there. At Fernies, LL got a lapdance ($7) that lasted a song and a half from a girl with Natural D's and a smoking body. Since FS in a room is only $100 there, she is on my list for Day 3 or 4. SMWSLT.
Retired to my room (Olivia hotel, very convenient to the zona--$42./24hrs) and was soundly asleep when the knock came. Lorenia is as stunning in jeans and a sweater as she is in that long black dress. She is even more stunning in a thong laying beside you in the bed. I am typing this offline, but I fear my appraisal of this beauty in yesterday's report did not do her justice. Hell, having Michaelangelo use her for a model for a marble statue may barely do her justice. I will qualify that LL likes his uber-waifs, so you phat-ass fans may only be mildly impressed. This one makes Gracia seem a little chunky... :eek: Careful and studied analysis puts this woman at the third smallest woman LL has ever fucked. You know how you can remembersuper tight pussy? I also remember uber-waifs. The only two smaller (in both frame and pussy size, were "Dam" who worked the Midnight Bar and "Nok" from the Angel Witch Bar in Bangkok, circa 2003. she has the tightest ass I have ever had, ever. Since LL has a history of orally preasuring this one, she again became very submissive and allowed that Careful and studied analysis, before the longest session of DATY I have ever given. For variation, I flipped her over cowgirl style to ride my face, which proved a most unique and interesting experience for any DATY-hounds out there. Thank God she did not break my nose. :p My comments about tight pussy can only be demonsrated by the fact that, as the fourth woman of the day, I only lasted about 10 minutes doing her doggie. Post-coital, we cuddled and both fell asleep. She woke about half hour later, went to her clothes pile and apparently made a command decision, came back and settled into my arms again and fell asleep. My only complaint is she is like a cat in bed. Tiny little creature that can hog 3/4 of a bed--but who am I to whine about the small stuff?
BW just landed in Tucson. Ed is in for tonight. I (or maybe we) have an afternoon appointment with Melody and I have some work to do, so Day 3 will be interesting if nothing else. Now where did I put that Viagra?
LoveLOS
LoveLOS quick fuckability ratio ©2006 LoveLOS
SMWSLT = So Many Women So Little Time ©2005 LoveLOS and Laxman #2
Visited Kiki in VIP last week. Great table shower, average massage and uninspired service. Next time I will walk the few yards across the border. Surprised they have not brought new talent in.
Best Tx Monger
04-29-06, 10:35
Keep 'em cumming LoveLOS, very nice posts !
-007
As I write this on the morning of Day 4, the reader please excuse gaps in prose or logical thought. My body is reeling from the effects of three days with four to five hours of sleep, the process of metabolizing the excess alcohol still in my system (i.e. I am still drunk and there is a minor headache and acid reflux issue). Other than that, I feel great. Puppies need to stay home. Which brings me to Ed... So sorry you decided to act responsibly, your presence was missed.
My afternoon delight with Melody on Day 2 definately bore repeating. There was some confusion as to the details, so the 3pm rondevous happened around 4pm--this is Mexico. What can I say about a LoveLOS lady except that she again kept her high standards.
The BW has landed, I repeat, the BW has landed. He came across the border laden with gifts I had requested for mi amigas. I introduced him to Abraham and showed around OBS. Getting the pricing thing squared away.
As far as pricing goes, here is an incomplete compendium from recent research, starting with the most economic solutions.
The street has no cover, cheap drinks. Sexo in whatever bedroom you provide starts at $20 - $40 plus the room at $15 to $60, depending on whether you are staying in Mexico or renting by the hour. There is absolutely no guarantee of performance and nobody to complain to if the girl is a sham. Generally, the girls that are too ugly to work in a regular establishment resort to street work. There are exceptions, good luck finding them: LLqfr© ratio at 1%.
La Conga has no cover, drinks are $5, and LD are $11. Sexo in a bedroom is $80 all inclusive. There are very few models worth pursuing--LLqfr© ratio at 12.5% with Carla LoveLOS being the only fuckable one in eight females present. More about her later.
Fernies has no cover, drinks are $3-$5, LDs are $11. Table dances are $7. Sex in the closet is about $130 and the bedroom is estimated at $150-$180. The Fuckability ratio doubled since I saw another one that was doable. In my Day 2 recon, I met Heme, who is a soft body that sports natural D's, which were the main attraction. I think I will miss her this time, but she may be worth investigation if the reader is so inclined.
Obsession, Bolerio, Lord Blacks, Cherrys, Placers and Divas all seem to have the same pricing structure. Most have a $5 cover, but it includes your first drink, which is fair. You can also beat the cover quite often. Drinks are $5 ($5.25 @ Bolarios), LDs $11, Tables are $10, Privados are $22-$24, with 2 for 1 specials negotiable. Sex in the closet (40 min) runs $150 to $200, inclusive. Obsessions has a room with a bed for $200 inclusive, which is a MAJOR advantage. Several do not have a bed option available while Some others with a bed can run $250 to $300, which is total bullshit.
Club 69 is trying to convince everyone they are something special. They do this by charging $1-$2 more for cover, drinks, LDs, tables, privados... God only knows what they charge for sexo in the closet and I have never found a girl I had enough serious interest in to ask about a bed option. Melody works there, but I would never consider fucking her in her club.
Back to the trip report:
It was early, so we had a few shots of tekillya, and decided to start with a tour of a mongers Nogales. For contrast, I took BW first to Fernies, which had no ladies present at 6pm. Next was Club 69 so he could meet Melody. We sat and two ladies were brought to us, I refused mine, asking for Mel. Mel was not to be found--shit. BW drew an exquisitely tall girl, Lisa I think, but I'll call her 69Tall. Now understand, the man needed to bust a nut to get into his groove and almost went for 69Tall when he spotted 69Dark. Being a DC reprizant, he likes his dark meat, so I called her over and we switched girls. Ok these girls were probably doable if they would have at least acted interested. LL was disgutued because he is used to foreplay at the table found at most of the other bars, and 69 girls just sit there. I made a command decision that BW deserved better and dragged his ass out of there. 2 tekillya.
I knew in my heart that BW would not emerge from Bolerios with the same amount of semen he entered the place with, so I took him there next. We sat and BW immediately spotted a dark skinned spinner with a screaming body and nice face. I saw a light skinned spinner with a screaming body and a models face. I knew the guy there and we negotiated sex in the closet for $150, down from the $180 asking price. BW left. LL knew his next stop was La Conga and then back to OBS for a possible rondevous with Gracia. It may prove to be my greatest regret of the trip, but I turned down sexo with my model material girl. She seemed a bit put off, so after getting some air, I picked up a 2 for 1 privado with her, which was extremely stimulating. I may yet go back for that one. BW returned 1 load lighter and LL was 4 tekillya's blood alcohol content higher.
Next stop was La Conga. BW wanted to see the place BB swore never to set foot into again. LL was not going to date Carla this trip for SMWSLT reasons, but the resolve crumbled instantly upon seeing she was there. As noted, LC prices have gone up 25% since Feb, so despite my lady beside me, I was not tempted to get a quickie. A 3am date @ my hotel was arranged on the sly. I will note here that the hotel date option with Carla is NOT an option for guys she does not know and like, nor is it something the bar will arrange for you. Don't ask until you have a rapport with her.
Back to Obsessions. Taxi driver was pissed he did not get any commission for bring us there, but that is not my problema. Some street tacos carne asada, and we head back in. Abe brings Jersey, who hugs me before being informed that she is for BW (Abe and I had discussed she was a good match for him). I saw Molina (Jungle girl) and knew I had to put right a past error. She was ready, I was ready, and the room was busy. The girls were herded into the dressing room for street clothes, and Abe is out to secure a nearby hotel room. BW decides to kick it up a notch and we connive to have a double date. Readers in the DC area already know this is not something BW and LL have not participated in before, and readers here know that LL is game for the extra eroticism of watching another couple fuck like monkeys... BW found out while making play by play commentary about the relative merits of Jersey's wonderful body/pussy/tits/ass that LL had previous carnal knowledge of his woman and was able to make some commentary back to him. Molina was using her tounge ring well, with her (now trademark) switching from fuck to blow job to hand job, and repeat cycle. While my toes were curling from the attention to Little LL, my hand was busy caressing Jersey's tits. It seems BW couldn't reach them while banging the shit of her in doggie, so I felt obliged to help out.
Back at OBS, LL found that Gracia was again AWOL. However the highlight of his night was that Sara came in to meet a girlfriend. We saw each other and the month that she had haunted my mind day and night after our first meeting came back. LL is a hopeless romantic, but Sara hugged an kissed me like she had missed me also. Abe had been informed that fucking Sara in the club would not happen again, she is Hotel material only. A 3pm date was arranged for Day 4. As I write, that is about an hour from now... OMFG.
LL and BW were spent, so we drank another 10 drinks, played 5 games of pool, and considered calling it a night. except it was only 1am, so we decided to check out Fernies again. Heme was there, but I had planned on spending $100 for her. When the price became $130 for sexo, LL balked. BW casually mentioned needing a massage, so we went to the MP beside Lord Blacks. There were two girls there, a good looking one that appeared strong enough to do a decent massage, and a real fuckable one that LL knew he could not resist fucking. BW picked the strong one, planning on a HJ ending only. LL predicted he would fuck her since FS is how BW was born and raised on in DC. In the end, it was simple economics that swayed BW to FS. Menu went $40 for massage, $50 for HJ, $70 for BJ, $100 for sexo. He did the math and why pay $90 for a HJ when it is $140 for full service. LL knew he was not going to be able to service Carla if the other girl got him into a room, so he left.
Lord Blacks had 5 girls, but a 0% LLqfr©, so it only cost 1 tekillya to decide to move up the street. Again, LL knew to avoid Bolerios because a session with the supermodel would be fatal. I stopped at Placers and ordered the last tekillya of the night. The girl who served it was a plain looking girl, yet attractive. she asked if she could sit next to me. Sure. Ailee could be Carlas sister. Or she could be SWMBO twenty years ago. Small wonder I found her attractive even though there were several other truly stunning women in the room. It turns out also that she has a brain, orders a LD coctail in pieces that results in her getting two drinks for the price of one (making it cheaper for the guy), and wants to practice her English. We talked until 2:45 am, and really had a rapport. I took one 2 for 1 private dance to make sure I wanted to have sex with her, and found her very fuckable. I was up front about my 3am date with Carla, so we arrange a 1pm hotel session for $150.
Finally, about 20 shots of tekillya later, I am at the hotel and met Carla in the hallway. We had caught up on our lives at La Conga, so we wasted no time getting caught up on our sex. It is still good and LL was capable of only one shot. Carla had to go home, but she asked to sleep with LL on his last night in Nogi. Although that limits some options, a lover in the bed for long time should never be dismissed.
SMWSLT
LoveLOS
I posted my report on International, NW border towns, Nogales.
PDub
This fictional story is based (very) loosely on themes and concepts from the book “The Da Vinci Code”. It probably won’t make sense unless you have read the book or seen the movie. So, just scroll towards the end for the information if you are inclined. Also, it primarily takes place in Nogales (Mexico).
Robert Langdon is a world renowned symbologist, frequently called upon as an expert to analyze and decipher cryptic symbols found in text, architecture, and art from ancient times. Robert’s most recent work had caused some concern among the members of the Priory of Scion, a secret society thought to guard the secret of the Holy Grail. As Robert and other scholars theorized, the Holy Grail was not Jesus’ chalice, but rather a symbol of his bloodline from a marriage to Mary Magdalene. Rather than a prostitute - as the Catholic Church tried to portray her - the Priory of Scion guarded evidence that Mary descended from the House of Benjamin and that the royal bloodline of a child that Jesus and Mary Magdalene conceived still survives to this day. Robert had unknowingly come close, in his research, to publishing the hiding place of the evidence of the Holy Grail.
Big White landed in Tucson after a six hour connecting flight across country from Washington DC. As a lazy, undergraduate research assistant to Langdon at Harvard, Big White cursed the long security lines at the airport, along with the cramped flight and its ever-present plethora of babies seemingly possessing the inherent ability to cry on cue as BW started to doze off. Big White had been excited when he took the research assistant position. Not only would he receive credit that would move him ever closer to graduating with a Bachelor’s degree after six long years, but also he would receive a small stipend; money well destined for beer and his addiction to ebony princesses. Most importantly, however, Big White thought at the time, it would be cool to help with research on an alleged prostitute, and the Priory of Scion in which Big White mistakenly thought Scion to mean Sin or Skin. Yeah Baby! He told his envious friends.
Robert had sent Big White to Tucson, and ultimately to Nogales Mexico to investigate an alternative theory surrounding the Holy Grail. This theory also held that the Holy Grail was a symbol. However, rather than a symbol pointing to royal bloodline, this alternative theory held the Holy Grail to be a symbol for Man’s constant search for the ultimate sex.
Big White had been in Washington DC investigating claims that the Holy Grail was hidden in a secret location known as the Looplair. As a Harvard professor, Robert had been partaking in the common college leisure activity of smoking weed with one of his most promising cryptology students, Essence. Essence was a hot, sexy coed and Robert had hoped that by getting her high, he would be able to bang the fuck out of her, or at least enjoy her for as long as his out-of-shape forty something year old body could take. However, rather than having the affect of making Essence high, the weed only made her hungry – and for Cup-O-Noodles nonetheless (see http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=377117&highlight=essence#post377117 for background). As Robert was preparing the watered-down chicken flavored noodles and waiting for them to cool, he noticed that the noodles spelled out the phrase “loves pot.” Laughingly, Essence, trying to impress her professor with more than her nice tits, noticed that the phrase “loves pot” was the perfect anagram for “loop vet”. Robert knew that Essence’s discovery was more than a coincidence, and immediately sent Big White to Washington DC to investigate the very next day.
Stories of Loop Vet, and the events and rituals at the Looplair in Washington DC were legend, and somewhat modeled those performed by the Priory of Scion. Where the Priory of Scion acted out their sexual rituals clothed in black and white robes and masks, the sexual rituals at the Looplair were performed without any clothes since the black and white color scheme used during the Priory of Scion rituals was sufficiently represented by the skin color of the participants. A more natural and inclusive ritual if you will. Still, the location of the Looplair remained a mystery. Robert had told Big White to start his search at the House of The Temple, Home of The Supreme Council, 33°, strategically placed and located 13 blocks north of the White House, and proceed from there. The Freemasons, Robert understood, were closely associated with the Priory of Scion. After some research, however, Big White, in a drunken stupor at TBWNN, theorized that the Looplair most likely was on a tip of a pentacle, with L and K streets, and New York, Eastern, and West Virginia Avenues as possible components of the pentacle. Frustrated with Big White’s theory and lack of any new information, Robert sent Big White to pursue other unrelated leads for the Holy Grail in Mexico where Robert’s friend and fellow researcher, LoveLOS was currently based. LoveLOS is considered to be one of the foremost searchers for the Holy Grail. Some say the quest consumed him as he pursued the Holy Grail with unbridled passion and zeal. LoveLOS’s research had taken him around the globe in his quest, but most recently, LoveLOS had been focusing on Nogales Mexico as the location for the Holy Grail based on its reputation for quality prostitutes known to provide the occasional girlfriend experience. A cut above the service at establishments, for example in other parts of Mexico (read Tijuana), but with accompanying higher prices.
Arriving in Tucson, Big White turned on his phone, a blinking envelope symbol on its pocket grime covered screen alerting him to a new message. The message was from LoveLOS and read “Beanie Babies – I need 8 of the 12 inch ones” Big White thought that LoveLOS was testing him, and particularly his knowledge of symbols and his ability to solve clues. On the hour long drive from the airport to Nogales, Big White thought long and hard to no avail. Finally, the message became apparent as he stared at the sausage links over a Meat Lover’s Scramble lunch at the Nogales (Arizona) Denny’s. Beanies Babies stood for BB, LoveLOS’s sometimes co-researcher on his quest. The 8 of the 12” ones could only refer to LoveLOS calling a roundtable. That is, he needed 8 mongers, each with 12” (a common joke that men tell) for the roundtable to satisfy the women at Obsessions TD bar. LoveLOS was no doubt trying to convince BB and other mongers to come to Nogales – shades of the bat signal in Gotham City – a call to arms if you will.
Big White was no stranger to Mexican border towns. He had ventured to Tijuana several times where the rules on drinking and prostitution were not strictly enforced, if at all. Nogales was similar to Tijuana to him in its initial impression. The touts, countless pharmacies advertising Viagra, beggars, and rows of TD bars scattered about. LoveLOS met him almost immediately, accompanied by his own personal tout, Abraham. Abraham, a stocky guy with spiked, blond-highlighted hair had come in useful during LoveLOS’s research in Nogales in providing an endless supply of women for LoveLOS, no doubt, however, extracting from the girls his own personal service fee.
The first stop the group made was at the LoveLOS hotel room to view some pictures of LoveLOS’s most recent research in Nogales. Located central to his main research locations (Obsessions, La Conga, Club 69, Bolerio, Lord Blacks, Cherrys, Placers and Divas), the room showed signs of wear, but was perfectly functional, clean, and seemingly safe. A bargain at $40 plus odd dollars. Picture after picture of Hispanic hotties flashed on the screen as LoveLOS unconsciously scrolled through the pictures in his show for Big White, his mind no doubt remembering the experiences behind the pictures. Hey wait, Big White exclaimed, that’s India, a woman Big White had at one time dated in Washington DC before rumor had it that the mysterious Loop Vet had turned her into a square. LoveLOS did get around, he thought to himself.
Abraham was growing ever impatient with the slide show, as to him, time is money. The sooner he could get LoveLOS and Big White away from the hotel and to Obsessions, the sooner he could start making money. Soon thereafter, the three headed to Obsessions, where LoveLOS immediately commandeered the manager’s office to use the internet to post his most recent research on the USASexGuide, a website where like researchers of the Holy Grail could exchange information. It was early in the evening, perhaps about 7pm, and so Obsessions was empty, save for the blonde whom Abraham placed on Big White’s lap in an attempt to have Big White take her to a back room of Obsessions. Patience, Big White thought, as he hadn’t even had time to finish his first ice cold Tecate.
Upon finishing with his work at the computer, LoveLOS and Big White left Obsessions so that LoveLOS could provide Big White a guided tour of the research areas in Nogales. It was hard explaining to Abraham that he couldn’t come, but Abraham knew that the two would be back sometime later in the evening as Obsessions had become a leading candidate in LoveLOS’s quest to locate the Holy Grail.
As the tour progressed, the TD bars all blended together for Big White. Each having touts beckoning one to come inside, a central stage, and arena rock from the 80’s blaring from the speakers. Big White made note that the stages were all elevated, causing the men to look-up to the women. No doubt remnants of some ancient pagan ritual.
Big White’s first research breakthrough would come at Club 69. Sitting down, one of the waiters brought a tall, long-legged brunette over and she immediately sat on Big White’s lap, 69Tall as LoveLOS had labeled her. Upon reflection, she sort of resembled a younger version of Donald Trump’s wife, Melania Knauss-Trump. 69Tall was kind of shy, and therefore, the usual lap interaction was superficial at best. LoveLOS had waived off the girl brought for him, instead asking for one of his regular research assistants. After buying a drink for 69Tall ($11), Big White, in a grass is always greener moment, spots a seemingly outrageous stunner, somewhat shorter than the girl on his lap, but perfectly proportioned with obvious fake breasts. Big White could easily see her as an actress on some soap on Telemundo. Accordingly, Big White suddenly lost interest in continuing the negotiations for a room with 69Tall, and pointed Telemundo woman out to LoveLOS. LoveLOS, acting as the perfect host and wingman, had the girl brought over and delivered to Big White, at the same time taking 69Tall in his own lap – what a sacrifice. Closer inspection of Telemundo revealed that she had been in the game a long time. Crows feet around the eyes, and at least in her 40’s. Much more beautiful from a distance, but still a nice looking, mature lady. At this point, neither of the two getting a good vibe, LoveLOS decided to show Big White another site of research interest.
69Tall Stats:
Face 8
Body 8
Attitude 7
Telemundo Stats:
Face 7
Body 8.5 (if you like fake breasts - nice legs)
Attitude 7
On to Bolerios. As Big White sat down, he looked to his left and saw an absolutely stunning bleached-blonde spinner smiling at him with phi proportions. She immediately came over and sat on Big White’s lap and he knew that he had found a potential clue to the location of the Holy Grail. Spinner girl was truly affectionate and immediately started rubbing little white, kissing Big White’s ears, and rubbing her body on him. She also took his hands and encouraged him to feel her all over – no limits. That was it. LoveLOS noticing Big White’s further need for research in a quieter place, cuts a deal with a tout, and Big White and Spinner girl head to a room downstairs. The room had a workable bathroom, two chairs, and it was obvious that it also served as a storage room. It was also right outside of a room where the girls got ready to dance, put on make-up, etc.
Spinner Girl gets right down to business. Some light kissing, and mutual taking of clothes off. Her body is tight as shown in the pictures below. A nice CBJ, some reverse CG while Big White was sitting on one of the chairs, and then doggie while bending Spinner Girl over a counter that held a large mirror. She seemed to really enjoy herself, and especially looked sexy as she showed her facial ecstasy through the mirror to Big White. Big White certainly did and he then understood that indeed the Holy Grail may be in Nogales. However, more research was needed. Spinner Girl also had no problems posing for pictures for Big White’s research. She would have great potential if you could get her to a hotel for a longer time, and in a bed.
Spinner girl:
Face 8
Body 8.5
Attitude: 9
Cost: $.5 after LoveLOS negotiation; tout also requested a tip
Meanwhile, LoveLOS was also doing his own research with an absolutely beautiful brunette. Salma Hayek looks without exaggeration. Bolerios had few women in the place that early in the evening, but the ones they did have were quality. Big White thought to himself that he would like to return to do some personal research with Salma.
LoveLOS then proceeded to take Big White to a Mexican whorehouse, La Conga to meet another of his research assistants, Carla. La Conga is somewhat distant from the main bar area, but easily accessible by a $5 taxi ride. Exiting the taxi, Big White noticed a definite working girl at the top of the wooden stairs leading to the entrance of La Conga. Maybe a 4 or 5 at best. Entering La Conga, the half-way decent girls were sitting at the bar talking to their gentlemen callers, while the remaining girls sat at tables waiting to pounce on some unsuspecting, drunk victim. Carla had a definite girlfriend/wife quality to her, and Big White could tell that she was off limits to any possible research at this time based on her closeness with LoveLOS.
Vowing to eat to absorb some of the ten or so drinks by that time, Big White and LoveLOS taxied back to Obsessions where Abraham met them and took them down the street for tacos. While waiting for the tacos to be prepared, a very nice looking street walker was hanging around. Perhaps another time, Big White thought. Some of the women on the street were not bad looking – definitely when compared to the women at La Conga. Big White doubted that the Holy Grail would be mobile, however. During their time waiting, Abraham also showed disgust that Big White had dated someone outside of Obsessions, emphatically spitting on the ground and exclaiming that the other girls were no good.
At Obsessions, a nice looking blonde, Jersey was placed on Big White’s lap, and eventually, Molina comes and sits down with LoveLOS. Big White thought that Jersey resembled Tatum O’Neil. Before Big White could figure out what was happening, LoveLOS had decided to do his own research with Molina. As fate would have it, the room at Obsessions was occupied. Big White suggested that maybe all four could meet together to discuss the research. The plan was hatched, and all four went to a hotel room close to the bar. The room had three beds, a very small, non-functional bathroom, and dusty blinds over the windows that would not shut, leaving what was happening in the room open for viewing should anyone sober enough to look in pass by.
The girls were a little shy, and turned off the lights, and the action proceeded. As things progressed, Big White moved Jersey over to the bed where Molina was working on LoveLOS in an attempt to hopefully switch. Jersey gave a decent blow job, and the cow girl and especially doggie were very nice. But, after 15 minutes or so, Big White thought that he should also do some research with Molina. As things progressed, while he was able to do some touching of Molina (and LoveLOS with Jersey), the girls would not switch. A pleasant and freaky experience.
Jersey:
Face:8
Body: 7 (nice in clothes, a little different with clothes off
Attitude: 8
$$
Back to Obsessions, the drinks flowed non-stop, and Big White and LoveLOS played some pool during a recovery period. Big White was getting tired after the long day, but LoveLOS suggested a couple more places to see.
Next, LoveLOS took Big White to Fernies. The quality of women at Fernies was below that of Obsessions, Bolerios, and Club 69, but LoveLOS wanted to follow a lead to try to meet a girl with DD’s. LoveLOS had a girl sit on his lap that appeared to have big breasts, but after some water to try to rehydrate, the two left and headed for a massage parlor so that Big White could ease the stress in his shoulders from the long flight that day.
At the massage parlor, two girls soon enter. A blonde with decent English and attitude, and then a more attractive, but aloof brunette. Big White quickly snapped up the blonde, which made LoveLOS decide that a massage was not for him. The two split up at that point, with fuzzy plans to get back together later. In the massage room, the blonde comes in dressed in a white nurse’s outfit and proceeds with a decent massage. At the flip, the blonde explains the other services available for a fee. .5 for a HJ, .7 for a BJ, and $ for everything. Room fee was .4. So, seeing how the blonde was attractive and had already gotten him ready by her massage, Big White pays the $ and full sex is on. It was nice, and non-rushed. However, still not quite up to DC AMP standards. $.4
Leaving the massage room, Big White looks in a neighboring bar, not seeing LoveLOS and decided to proceed to his hotel. Indeed, he thought, there would be lots of research to report back on the quest for the Holy Grail from Nogales.
I'll never listen to this song again the same way ('cause I changed the lyrics):
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the strobelights on the runway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today
Blue jean baby, Nogales lady, temptress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a mongering man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing at the club
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my head
This board rules! Moved out here from Jersey couple of years back. I should say never been to Nogales but visited TJ last year. I want to go down to Nogi but have no courage to cross the border. Knowing its less a tourist town in TJ. I might not make it back LOL. I am staying in Phoenix which has a very dry spot for mongering. Hard to find chicas and LE here are like hawks.
Good stories from LoveLos and Big White. Someday will attempt to do a long weekend down in the south of the border.
Adios good luck finding the Holy Grail.
Seva Lurker
05-02-06, 14:16
LL,
Are you on the verge of changing your handle from LoveLOS to AmorMEX??? :D
You just need to recall you are a monger. You thought you were in love once, but found out you only had a hard-on.
Sounds like you and some of the Tucson crowd had a good time south of the border.
All I will say is I don't recall seeing any ladies like that on my trips to Noggie when I was stationed at DM in the early 70's. But then that was Tucson B.D.* when there were numerous MPs and ladies of the street to be had.
*B.D. Before DeConcini, he was the county attorney then and decided Tucson needed to have their morals brought into line with his, so he, the city attorney, PCSO, TPD and I believe even AHP raided every MP in the metro Tucson area one evening. Most of the MPs were in trailers down near the airport or on the NW side of town (county not city back then) on property zoned MU. You might go to an MP and see a toddler watching you out the window of the next trailer. I recall the papers making a point that one of the girls working in one MP was 16. She lived in the same trailer park as three of the MPs. Dennis was 'protecting' our children, and here I agree with the raids. Just too bad the girls parents weren't doing their jobs like Dennis did his. Maybe there would still be a good P4P scene in Tucson.
As I sit here on the plane writing this, I have a question for BW. I noted while waiting for the plane a gorgeous hispanic woman who strongly Crystal of OBS. Being one of the last to board, I chose a open aisle seat rather than my assigned seat--she was at the window. Same length hair, same body type and proportions, her beauty mark on her face was actually a piercing. She also wore white. Her tight linen pants revealed pouty pussy lips that really need a LL DATY session. She was polite but alloof, just like Crystal the first time I met her. Damn I wish she were a pro, but I believe the code would indicate the next time we meet, she will fuck my brains out...
-Update. The moment I closed my computer, Alejandra started talking to me. 21yo "student" moving to Atlanta from Tucson. She has 42 cousins spread from Tucson to Nogales, and she is the only one who travels or seeks higher education. Unfortunately she will be in Florida when I get to Atlanta next, but I have to wonder where this stunning student from a humble Latino family gets the funds to travel so extensively. Me thinks some research at the various strip clubs or escorts in Atlanta will be required.
LL was able to sleep until about 9:30, when the phone calls from the office began. Up, shower, dress, prepare for the day, start computer to write report... and a knock comes on the door at 10:15 am. It was Ailee from Placers, who had not yet been to bed, and had the good sense to realize she could not stay awake and be a respectable provider at 1pm. As mentioned, she is a pretty little chiquita, not a model or a spinner, but she had that next door girl that LL likes. LL was receiving a wonderful CBJ when the office called again on the priority number, which has a distinctive ring. "This should be interesting," I told Ailee as I answered, giving her the universal HUSH signal. SWMBO was on the phone, my eyes rolled back. As we discussed the pertinent business information at hand, Ailee chose to mount Little LL cowgirl. Now it was her turn to give LL the universal HUSH signal. Thankfully the call soon ended and the rest of the session was a mixture of laughter and ecstasy, especially when she discovered the identity of the person on the other end of the phone. We went to lunch and chatted for another hour or so before parting. She does not like the TD scene, but obviously the earning potential difference between that line of work and her day job may keep her in the lifestyle longer than she desires. I will try to contribute to her retirement fund in the future if I can find her again. The fact I have her phone number should help... ;)
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Doing the math on Day 3, LL noted that the finances were not sufficient. In hand was enough cash to cover my morning date with Ailee, some food and the afternoon date with Sara. I had been agreed that BW would come to LL's rescue with a loan from the wonderful world of ATMs. BW had also blown his cash in hand on his triffecta the previous day. He went to the ATM and was cut off, and this is a Saturday. Calling his bank, the problem would be fixed on Monday. This disastrous news arrived 15 minutes before Sara did...
Upon Sara's arrival, Abe was called to action to attempt to arrange a CC advance, which proved impossible on a Saturday afternoon using the resources of two countries.. LL dipped into some travelers check funds, buying tiny sundries on the USA side to accumulate $300 dinero. A new term was coined for the mongering brothers--"Mi casha es su casha" This plan was not required as BW chose to chill for the night, suffering partly from a case of alcohol poisoning, and his research report for his current undercover assignment "Da Kinky code," which readers of this board have unique access to.
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Sara is, for LL, purified and weaponized Kryptonite. A combination of his crack cocaine for the addictive properties, and ecstasy for the moments in her presence. A true drug of choice, she is one of LL's top contenders for his kinky-code research. Need I detail that our session was, ummmmmmm, in her words "Good, very good." On the relationship side, we got the phone numbers and other contact information updated, and conversation led LL to fire up the computer so she could see my other girlfriends, SWMBO, my offspring (I know this may sicken some of you to know the LL lineage continues), and how prominently her picture shows up on my pictures folder. Her promise to see me at the club fueled my motivation to correct the background information challenges.
LL's definition of walking on the wild side (Part 2, see this report for Part 1 (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=452183&)):
Introducing your favorite paid sexual partner to her competition, paid and otherwise.
PDub1963 from the international side called LL for Roundtable, and we met at BW's stateside hotel for a prebrief. Although not a Mexico / mongering virgin, Pdub has not been to Nogi. We posted and answered a few PM's and headed out for another Mongers tour de Nogales. LL got a feel for PDubs preference in chica, and his life was made easier since the body type preference coincided, so pointing out or introducing potential dates is a matter of instinct, no thought required. Unfortunately, the loss of BW as a participant and the lack of other members either being able to arrange the night or possibly any desire to be associated with a mongering psychopath left this very a small roundtable. While that in itself is somewhat disappointing, that fact in no way diminishes the amount of pure evil fun that this psychopath would have. This RT would consist of a couple of guys with lots of time, little cash, and irrepressible sex drive loose in pussy heaven.
We started at OBS, as is my custom, but the girls weren't in yet @ 7pm and no boarde types were lurking in the corners, so LL advised Abe of his new rules for the NON-PURCHACE of Ladies Drinks and then we vamoosed to the other side of the tracks. All of the clubs were attended, albeit briefly since we didn't want to blow all our funds on drinks. We did sit at 69 for a short time in order that LL be able to present a small gift to his girl Melody. No other girls were even considered. A quick peek at Bolerio and I spotted BW's little princess and was assured my Selma Hyack girl would be arriving soon. I made mental note that if OBS bombs, we would return.
As with the tour the night before, my charge wished to take in La Conga before returning to OBS. Methinks the lure of $80 poontang was a major influencing factor. The LLqfr© was about 20% with the presence of two models in 10 that would do. Carla was "busy" when I arrived, and escorted to me when she finished the lucky bastard. We talked for a while and solidified out date for 3am at my room. PDub found the other girl who he could play with, I guess he too was being the gentleman and not fucking my girl in my presence. Ed, take note. :p Since Carla, in true girlfriend fashion, had been admonishing me to reduce alcohol intake, I opted for orange juice. When PDub went to the room, I released Carla to ply her trade while I drank OJ from the other end of the bar. When she succeeded in seducing the first guy she sat down with, I waved at her when she passed and ordered two shots of El Jimador, reminding myself that she would be mine later tonight.
Somewhere in the mix PDub earned my eternal gratitude by loaning me enough extra funds to bag an extra lady. LL vows it will not be wasted. Back at OBS, I found it was not a slow night. Sara, Jungle Girl (Molina). Bedroom Eyes (Paulina), Crystal, Lorenia, Jeresey and Nicole were there. I was feeling as if I had fucked the whole whorehouse, or at least the half that I wanted, it was a bit ethereal. PDub was trying to make up his mind, with Lorenaia and Paulina leading the list, Molina a close third. LL was trying to decide between Crystal and Paulina, having been with Sara earlier, and Lorenia twice this trip. Nicole was permanently busy with a guy dumping his $$ into her ladies drinks for like three hours. Sara came out of the private areas, clothes in hand. LL ordered a shot. Then it happened, Sara came back out of the dressing room, told LL she wished the other guys would leave her come to me, but she would be back soon. "I want you tonight." LL is in no position to say NO to a LoveLOS girl who wants to fuck him--the others will have to wait for another trip... Oh, did I mention that Sara, one of the busiest girls at the bar, is in her second trimester? Tits and tummy are a bit bigger than in Feb, she is still smoking hot, but she will not be at the bar much longer for health reasons.
Pdub and LL played some pool, Sara helped LL by diversionary tactics when Pdub was shooting. He never once complained about the distraction she was causing. He is obviously a man of steel, since he actually was able to sink a lot of those shots while staring at her pussy. LL was a man of steel also, but we all know what happens to men of steel around Kryptonite--LL became a man of putty. Pdub made a surprise move and picked a hot number with whom LL did not have carnal knowledge. He asked my opinion, and all I could say is she looks highly fuckable but he would have to find out for sure. With that, he retired to the bedroom with Ciemana. LL informed Abe it was time for him to EARN his tip and get Sara OUT of the bar and back into his bed. He did so.
Our session was interesting; we didn't have a lot of time since she was still on the OBS clock. Little LL seemed to satisfy some inner need for her, as she was quaking after a long doggie session. When Little LL finally spit, there wasn't much jizz left, at least not enough to satisfy Sara that she had done her job, so she manually took LL to a second release. OMFG, what a woman!!
LL,
Are you on the verge of changing your handle from LoveLOS to AmorMEX??? :D
You just need to recall you are a monger. You thought you were in love once, but found out you only had a hard-on.Wise words, oh ancient and sage one. This one got into my head last time too. I'll be alright in a month or so... At least this trip I have four of them I can't seem to forget, maybe that will help. ;)
Back at OBS, it was time for goodbyes, which as Pdub noted in his report, took a while since LL had a LOT of girlfriends that had been passed over this night, and I wanted them to know I wanted them to fuck me brainless next time I get to Nogi (without saying in exactly those words). They have no clue as to just how close to brainless I already am... After a time of getting rid of a particularly tenacious tout, Pdub and I parted at the border, and I retired to my hotel with US$10 in my pocket plus Carla's tip. When she arrived at 3am, I was already asleep, and recalling the lack of jizz issue, I tried to convince her that the morning would be better for sex. She said "OK" and proceeded to disrobe both of us and cuddle up beside me. It worked, and we were fucking like monkies within fifteen minutes. Her ability to blow my mind no matter how late, how many previous pops, nor how drunk I am never ceases to amaze me.
Sorry those that wanted to come and didn't make it missed the festivities. There will obviously be a next time. BW, BB, and LL have a lot of research to do. Note to self - put in for a research grant from the gov't...
AmorMEX
SWMBO = "She who must be obeyed"
Sexhobbyist
05-05-06, 18:27
LoveLOS and Big White...thanks for your reports. Needless to say, they were very entertaining. I had hoped to make it for the roundtable, but, alas, I shot my wad on Good Friday with a fellow monger visiting from out of town. I hope you'll keep me posted on your next visit so I can show you a couple of sweeties that you've never seen before. In the meantime, I'll keep the border open for us mongers.
So what is the big deal? LL only dated 9 girls in 4 days...
Body count: 9
Sessions: 13
Pop count: 14
The ones LL hit, in approximate order of favorites:
Sara LoveLOS @ Obs
Face = 10
Body = 9
attitude = 8
sex = 9+
overall = 9
Sessions = 2
Pops = 3
Report night = 4
comment: Purified and weaponized Kryptonite.
Tiny Dancer = Lorainia @ Obs
Face = 8
Body = 9+
attitude = 7
sex = 9
overall = 8+
Sessions = 2
Pops = 2
Report night = 1,2
comment: Tight is the watchword.
Melody @ Obs
Face = 7
Body = 8+
attitude = 9+
sex = 9+
overall = 8
Sessions = 2
Pops = 2
Report night = 2,3
comment: A new Mrs LoveLOS!!!
Carla LoveLOS @ la Conga
Face = 9
Body = 7
attitude = 9+
sex = 9+
overall = 9
Sessions = 3
Pops = 5
Report night = 2,3,7
comment: Retains Mrs LL status.
Crystal @ OBS
Face = 8
Body = 9
attitude = 8
sex = 8
overall = 8
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 2
Jersey / Oxyona @ OBS
Face = 8
Body = 9
attitude = 8
sex = 8
overall = 8
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 2,3
Nicole @ OBS
Face = 9+
Body = 9
attitude = 8
sex = 8
overall = 8
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 1
Jungle Girl = Molina @ OBS
Face = 7
Body = 8
attitude = 7
sex = 7
overall = 7
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 3
Ailee @ Placers
Face = 5
Body = 6
attitude = 9
sex = 7
overall = 7
Sessions = 1
Pops = 1
Report night = 4
The ones LL missed:
Bedroom Eyes = Paulina @ Obs
Face = 7
Body = 8
attitude = 8
sex = 7 (prior trip)
overall = 8
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 4
Why the miss: SMWSLT
Model @ Bolerios
Face = 9
Body = 9+
attitude = 7
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 3
Why the miss: SMWSLT - didn't get back to her. A regret.
Spinner @ Bolerios
Face = 7
Body = 9+
attitude = 8+
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 3
Why the miss: SMWSLT - didn't get back to her. A regret.
Heme @ Fernies
Face = 6
Body = 7
attitude = 7
sex = ?
overall = ?
Sessions = 0
Pops = 0
Report night = 3
Why the miss: LL got cheap, tired.
LoveLOS
Sorry ll, I don't have an opportunity to join you in the round table, but I can tell you I am living through you vicariously. I hit Nogales once a year Feb or March and due to traveling partners I am unable to partake. Maybe one day I will be able to enjoy the pleasures.
Have you tried Boys Town in Nuevo Lardeo? That was a trip in itself!
Great reports!! Keep them coming.
Wow guys these reports sound great and will be very helpfull on my journey there in june middle of the month. Hope it will be a fun and fruitfully mongering trip for me anybody planning on being there near the middle of the month in june? Coming from kansas city I am flying blind.
darwinsmonkey
05-26-06, 12:45
Going to make my first trip on the 2nd of June. Anyone going to be in the area at the time?
Going to make my first trip on the 2nd of June. Anyone going to be in the area at the time?Too bad, want to go somehow but strapped for cashiola. No dinero at this time. Been there once, place is great but hard to find the GFE experience.
We'll probably hook up some other day.
Adios
KC Questor
06-29-06, 00:18
What is the action like on a Sunday? LL mentioned that Obs usually isn't open on teh Sabbath, but considering that I worship at an entirely different altar I was hoping that was a localized aberration. Is there any other action in Nogi on a Sunday (not interested in MP, but may be in street).
I will be in Nogales tomorrow night if anyone wants to hook up. Does anyone have any information on ***** houses in the area near the border.
Thanks,
Virg
I will be in Nogales tomorrow night if anyone wants to hook up. Does anyone have any information on ***** houses in the area near the border.
Thanks,
Virg
I prefer Boleiro and Cherrys as I go in the afternoons sometimes. I had have my best fuck in Mexico at Cherrys. I have never seen her again there or anywhere else though. Wish I could.
stay away from the massage parlors..they are some good looking gals but they are all seem to be mechanical and want to get you in and out
also there is a brothel but they are not worth anything. all the gals there are ugly and some just stink.
What is the action like on a Sunday? LL mentioned that Obs usually isn't open on teh Sabbath, but considering that I worship at an entirely different altar I was hoping that was a localized aberration. Is there any other action in Nogi on a Sunday (not interested in MP, but may be in street).
If you are there in the eve hang out around lord blacks. i am not sure if they are open but when they are closed one the hustlers who works in side hangs around and can get you a good street date.
Tree is correct. There are touts all along the "across the rails strip." Be wary and watch your perimeter, it is a bit more dangerous than the traditional strip bar way of getting laid in Nogi, but it can be worth the risk. I have been dissapointed in the services rendered, or NOT rendered, on more than one occasion when going this route.
The quality is usually a bit lower, but if the girl's bar is closed, it is the same girl, same quality, more time and half the price.
I also have to agree with the tree about the massage places, but at least you can get laid, as opposed to the USA...
As far as true brothels, La Conga is the only game in town and while a Ms LoveLOS is occasionally available there when she needs some cash, she has zero competition since Paula left... Hell, I can't even get my running mates to go back with me. Geeez.
If anybody goes to Obs, tell Abe to give his #1 customer a call sometime, I want news about my fave girl! (Don't mention this board - just tell him we met when we partied back East).
LL
Plannin a trip, LOS? (September is good, as is November) I saw a Abe a couple days ago, neither he nor Melody can recall you! What a fickle bunch. I didnt see Carla, (didnt go by), but I still intend to make her forget you yet too.
I read about some AMP busts in your home hood, hope all is well.
Seriously, the street is getting more heavy on the drugs, so be careful. You needn't actually seek a tout, those girls standing around on the raised platform along the track are for hire.
Plannin a trip, LOS? (September is good, as is November) I saw a Abe a couple days ago, neither he nor Melody can recall you! What a fickle bunch. I didnt see Carla, (didnt go by), but I still intend to make her forget you yet too.
I read about some AMP busts in your home hood, hope all is well.
Seriously, the street is getting more heavy on the drugs, so be careful. You needn't actually seek a tout, those girls standing around on the raised platform along the track are for hire.
Guess if they don't remember me, there is no reason to go back... right, like that's not gonna happen. Guess next time I go I'll have to party a little harder and fuck the whole whorehouse, twice, so they can't forget me...
Sept is out. November, will be considered... Trip next week to the midwest... Bet I get some tang there...
All's fair, they couldn't remember you either! :p Especially Carla! :D
Things suck in DC. We are batting around the idea of getting together for a legal defense fund for the mamasans. To ease the pain, we are having a good -old-fashioned fuckathon party. Any excuses you have to travel to the nations capitol? Pdub, same goes for you. Come on out for some nice tasty dark meat. LMK.
LL the forgotten. :eek:
""Pdub, same goes for you. Come on out for some nice tasty dark meat. LMK.""
Will look at my trip schedule, need to come to HB, maybe I can come, er, cum in DC also!!(grin)
Wet Dreams, PW
Staying in Tucson for work and it seams I will be here every 3 to 4 weeks for 2 to 4 weeks at a time. This atlanta boy needs some loven and it seems pardise is 40 miles away. Since this my first visit south of the boarder I was hopeing I could buddy up with a seasoned Nogales visiter. I will be heading out friday or saterday aug 25 or 26 or should i get a room there friday night. I see that you can visit at the club or at the hortel if you know how to ask. I see that collage fund gifts are .8 or $ is this right. How long do night school classes last in nogales in atl classes start at 30 mins long but usally last an hour. you can always go for extra cradits and choose longer classes. Is it the same here? Well I am not trying to write a book so if anyone is interested let me know.
Staying in Tucson for work and it seams I will be here every 3 to 4 weeks for 2 to 4 weeks at a time. This atlanta boy needs some loven and it seems pardise is 40 miles away. Since this my first visit south of the boarder I was hopeing I could buddy up with a seasoned Nogales visiter. I will be heading out friday or saterday aug 25 or 26 or should i get a room there friday night. I see that you can visit at the club or at the hortel if you know how to ask. I see that collage fund gifts are .8 or $ is this right. How long do night school classes last in nogales in atl classes start at 30 mins long but usally last an hour. you can always go for extra cradits and choose longer classes. Is it the same here? Well I am not trying to write a book so if anyone is interested let me know.
For a first trip I would be leary of spending the night unless you speak spanish well. Major problem is where to leave your car, if you have Mexican insurance it is not a big deal to drive into Mexico ( a lot do it without but I never would) ... You can park at the lot near Mc Donalds on the US side(Ueta 4$ for the night). The negotiation process of getting a girl to your hotel will be beyond most that don't speak Spanish.
there are a lot of great clubs right near the border, let one of the touts show you the way, tip him a dollar, I would start with Boleros or Placers...... get there after 10 pm. after you get to the first one they are all right next to each other. There is no need for a taxi, they are all within 1/4 mile form the border. You can have a lot of fun with table dances ( 9 - 10 $) or V.I.P. dances (Private $22 at most) and if you find a girl you like it will run you from 80 - 200 depending on your negotiating skills for FS.
some of the clubs even have little bed-rooms and you can pick your girl and spend 45 min or so with her for around 150. all of the servers will be your friends but they are mostly cool and if you tip them decently they will take care of you.
Can't imagine why you'd drive across, Atlanta, but I didn't get the idea you were. Ueta is a great choice for the night, but don't be surprised if they come to you in the AM to pay for the extra day, unless you get the lot guys name and a deal on the time you return.
I say get the room whether you get a girl to trust/join you or not. It can get to three am in a hurry and floppin while your head is still spinning beats staying sober and driving 75 mins to Tucson! Get yourself some breakfast in the morning and check out the scene in the sunshine, there's lots to look at, plenty of folks who'll teach you a little Spanish and you may even get real lucky!
Ed...
Congrads on report #100 Mr Ed!
I'd make a snide comment about a newbie coming of age, but you don't exactly qualify as a newbie... :p
As usual, your advice is sound, so I can advise the Hotlata guy to heed.
See you next time I get out there...
LL
Merlin Magician
09-02-06, 21:52
Drove down to Nogie today just to get the lay of the land. Found Obsessions ( appears to be just a couple of blocks to the right of the border crossing) by looking to my immediate right just before the sharp left hand curve where the road to downtown goes to McDonalds and UETA and Eds parking, then bends right again, then to the right turn to the border. Now I have a good idea of the general layout. If you make the mistake of turning to the right to the entry point you can turn left and make a U turn and get out of entering Mexico. Miss that U turn cut and you will be in MEHICO!
Did not cross over. Anyhow, I'm going to study the maps I can find and see where the clubs and massage parlors are. ( and ...La Conga...)This will be a definite return trip, just 70 miles from TUS.
Driving around the downtown away from the border on N Grand, I started wondering where was VIP Asian Spa. I pulled up in a small strip center and was looking through my papers about Nogales and I was ready to roll onward and forget it when I looked up and found I was sitting right outside the damn place.
The OPEN sign was on and I tried the door. It was locked. I rang the buzzer; no one came. I called the number on the sign and it was busy busy busy. I would have liked to have seen the rates and the Mamasans.
Last time I was there, 'bout a year now, it was 60 hr plus 125. Kiki has been the gal for some time now, quite willing but not the tiny type gal I like best.
I was in town Saturday but had other plans, had I known I'd have offerd to "DO" lunch!
Ed...
Thanks LOS, for givin me another chance after the mess last year!
Driving around the downtown away from the border on N Grand, I started wondering where was VIP Asian Spa. I pulled up in a small strip center and was looking through my papers about Nogales and I was ready to roll onward and forget it when I looked up and found I was sitting right outside the damn place.
The OPEN sign was on and I tried the door. It was locked. I rang the buzzer; no one came. I called the number on the sign and it was busy busy busy. I would have liked to have seen the rates and the Mamasans.Always call to make an appointment. The number's on the sign. You can call from the pay phone across the street in front of the food store.
And check out the business license over the sofa just inside the door.
Always call to make an appointment. The number's on the sign. You can call from the pay phone across the street in front of the food store.
And check out the business license over the sofa just inside the door.
is that place really worth it or is it just better to cross the border?
IWannaBInAsia
09-27-06, 00:39
Okay, I RTFF and appreciate the info provided by all posters. But my problem is I'm temporarily on a slow dialup and it takes as long to get the pages up as it takes to get me up. And at my age. Anyway, can someone give me a good suggestion for a quick trip to Nogales on a Saturday day and night?
I'm moving from Tampa to Phx and would like to make a trip to Nogales for some massage action or other type depending on your suggestions. Planning to do this the second weekend of October. I'd like to find something to do, maybe a MP, in the afternoon and then find a GFE for the night.
I'd appreciate the suggestions. And I'll take the crap I know I'll receive from someone saying RTFF. But as you bust my balls on RTFF, please add your comments regarding the prices I should pay too. I don't want to start any inflation action.
Thanks!
Theres's only the one Massage place in Nogi AZ, a very good Asian place w/ table shower. I havent been there in a bit as posted below. (need the bi-focals down there lol ?)
I'm sure you meant Nogi Sonora Mexico, (InternationalSexGuide.info?) in which case park at Ueta or Eds', walk over, and let the quickly attaching tout steer you to a bar. Obsession's and a couple others to the right, many other across the tracks to the left. Tip the dude a buck after he walks you to the door, or many doors on a 'tour'. The guy means well, nothing like a Vegas Cabbie.
Pay the dance rate quoted, do or don't buy her a drink, negotiate her private services in the closet. You dont need a waiters help here, she understands you perfectly, and you will be able to bargin with strength in there as she wants your cash more than you want that sweet, sweet panocha (right?). You can often get inside her for the dance prices alone, so start bargining from there. Fifty bucks buys a lot of diapers here.
Just ask her for the all nighter, which can start very late and be pretty quick with an unknown girl. Most have to get home, will negotiate 'todas la Noche', which means till Nana is tired watching her kids.
Stay off the street till you know what's up. No Drugs is a great idea.
Hey, I'm old with a dial-up too! WTF?
Ed...
Ed is dead on. From what I have seen there is not that much in Az. Like he said, park on the Az. side and be prepared to pay again when you get your car the next day (it's only $4. per day) I have driven myself in to Nogi many times but it is risky and the insurance is expensive and a hassle if you do get it (Highly recomended !). You are better off with the Touts that will walk you any where you want to go, just ask them to take you to the bar of choice from reading the posts here. I prefer Bolero's or Placers, others will prefer their own choices. They are all pretty close and all will have something you want.
The problem is in your negotiating skills and patience. The inflation is already there, just a matter of finding the right girl willing to go for your offer at the right time. If you talk to the ticket (dance) hawkers you can find what you want but will pay a premium (they will be your friend and get you a "special" deal, for the most part they are all really cool guys but you will pay more than negoriating with the girl, more hands to grease, not litteraly)
For toda noche (all night) you are much better off dealing with the girl yourself and will have to already have a hotel set up, most are girl friendly, I usually stay at Hotel Garanda fairly close (walking distance) from all of the clubs. If you get a single it is usually a room outside that you do not have to go thru the lobby to get to, more like a motel. Your spanish skills will have to be good to negotiate with the girl and get her to ome to your room after work (3 - 4 Am before she will get there) You might be better off getting dances from a lot of girls and trying to negotiate a possible after work meeting with each and see which one seems to be the most dependable and fair. Make her an offer and then hope she keeps the appt.
All in all you can have a lot of fun.
Ed is also Dead On when he says stay away from the streets. I have had some good finds there but it is very risky if you get off the main streets and never go anywhere with any one you do not know well! Made that mistake a few times and ended up being very luky, but just as easy could have ended up dead. Drugs of any kind are a HUGE NO NO.. that is a sure fire way to see what it is like to live in Mexico for a very long time.
if you run into a girl outside one of the clubs and can talk to her you might get her to come to your room. I wouldn't take it any further than that.
IWannaBInAsia
09-29-06, 07:49
Guys,
Thanks a lot for the info. Your assumption was correct, I meant Nogales, Sonora. I planned to walk across and see the sights. I used to go and see the pony show and dancers in Nogales back in the late 70's when stationed at Davis-Monthan. Haven't been back to Nogales since. I'll be coming from Phoenix so will have to put up with the drive, but what the heck, if the fun is there it might be worth a trip.
One last question, what time does the action get started? Am I wasting my time if I hit the bars at 1 or 2 in the afternoon? Are they even open that early?
I'll post my after-action report as soon as I get home.
Thanks!
Hi gents..
While on a recent business trip to San Diego, I decided
to go for a visit south of the border. Trip report below:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=469496#post469496
How does this compare to Nogales? I'm thinking Nogi
is a bit more pricey than TJ no?
Adelita's Bar lived up to they hype.. I was amazed,
something to be experienced at least once in ones
short time here on earth. Very beautiful eye candy
there.
Reminded me of one of those bulk candy stores in the
malls that the kids go apesh**t over !?
I went on down on a Sunday. Crossed on foot and went over to Bolerio (go down a block, turn left, just over the tracks) - no cover, beer is $4, dances are $10, and VIP is $24. Too rich for my blood. Ran into a guy outside asking if I was looking for a girl. I said "maybe". He took me to a bar about 6 doors south on the same side of the street. There were three girls there, all 5s and two on the thick side. I chose the thin one, Leslie. We went to a hotel further down the block on the same side of the street. Paid .18 for the room - is was small, but clean and had a shower. She was up for BBBJ, DATY, and mish for .8 . She was very into it and she felt great, so I didn't last long. I probably overpaid a bit, but I looked for the area further south and on the other side of the tracks that another monger had said was good, but there was a bunch of construction and I wasn't able to find it. Next time I hit town, I'm heading straight to the bar.
I am going to Nogi tommorow. Have only been there at night in the past. Are any of the clubs open on Friday afternoons? I will be looking for FS, at very least BJ. Any tips from you guys.
Lovelos- Thank you my friend! That hottie was all you said and more. Holy shit, I honestly didnt expect her to be that hot in person but wow. Well worth my trip from Tucson down to Obs. I would rate the attitude factor that was given earlier to a 9+ she was a doll.
No smart ass comments about the pic. It was dark and it was my cell phone. Sorry you cant see the smile on my face ;)
IWannaBInAsia
10-31-06, 22:18
I'm thinking of running down to Nogales, MX on a Saturday. I've got other things to take care of in Tucson, and while I'm there.
Are the opportunities good on a Saturday afternoon, or does it stay slow until the evening? I'd like to do my thing and drive back to PHX by Saturday evening. Any recommendations based on recent info? I'll RTFF, but having read it before, I don't recall any specific recommendations for the Saturday day crowd.
Thanks!
Lovelos- Thank you my friend! That hottie was all you said and more. Holy shit, I honestly didnt expect her to be that hot in person but wow. Well worth my trip from Tucson down to Obs. I would rate the attitude factor that was given earlier to a 9+ she was a doll.
No smart ass comments about the pic. It was dark and it was my cell phone. Sorry you cant see the smile on my face ;)
Thats fine nice catch
'Are the opportunities good on a Saturday afternoon'
After 2pm is all good, not so sure about 12 noon.
I'm not up to date on who is open afternoons right now, Cherries was always the sure thing. Rest assured, there will be a place to go. Inside, it wont necessarily hoppin like the evening, but you'll do as well, or as bad, as any night.
I've had some of the better street action in the afternoon too. Just bear in mind it's a whole nuther scene so stay respectful of the girls out and about for other matters. You'll still get a tout too!
I have just moved to the Tucson area from Indiana. Back there I knew where to go for fun. I keep seeing GFE in different web sites that I have been looking at, what does it mean.
Also, I am looking to head down to Nogales, Mexico, any ideas where to go for some FUN? What would you say the avaerge price should be? Please don't bash me too hard in here as I am brand new to the area and have no idiea where to start.
I spend a ton of time in Phoenix as well. Looking for places / girls, etc. to go to for a good time. Any help would be very much appreciated.
Thanks
Merlin Magician
11-13-06, 10:26
Xenus just stay out of the Asian parlors in PHX area. We are boycotting them. Read the PHX board for tips on where to go and not to go. Also get a copy of the New Times, free at any convenience store.
As for TUS, if you look for street action, you will be sorely disappointed. It is also downright dangerous looking for stuff on the street. Massage Parlors are non existent here.
However, I have discovered the many fine jewels in the strip clubs here.
Xenus just stay out of the Asian parlors in PHX area. We are boycotting them. Read the PHX board for tips on where to go and not to go. Also get a copy of the New Times, free at any convenience store.
As for TUS, if you look for street action, you will be sorely disappointed. It is also downright dangerous looking for stuff on the street. Massage Parlors are non existent here.
However, I have discovered the many fine jewels in the strip clubs here.Why the boycot? Also, out of curiousity, seems like in the majority of the posts, I continously see reference to LE & LEO, took me a but to figure that out, as I mentioned, new to the area, so the lingo is a bit different. Back where I am from, they did not seem to pay much attention to that and we the did it was the massage parlors or the ladies. If your the guy, any real strong concerns? Seems like from what I read, that we are target just as much, if not more.
Thanks for the info, I will check out your info.
Merlin Magician
11-14-06, 21:03
The new breed of Asians has come in to PHX and took over many of the old standards places. With this new influx we get a lot of the ladies doing serious upselling for extras. Some that started out low enough are now asking two and three times what they formerly asked for extras.
They know all those old rich geezers in the PHX area will pay it.
We working boys aint goin for it. Some of us have started walking out of those places when the pricing gets out of hand.
Us regulars say BULLSHITTT! Enough is enough. We always recommend some of the older more fairly priced parlors.
I see. Back where I am from it used to cost me 60 for a full one hour massage, which included them giving me a sponge bath, then 10 minutes in the sauna, then about a 40 full massage, the 140 for FULL SERVICE. So for 200, it was a good time.
I have only went to one massgae place here. On a scale of 1-10, the massage was about a 3. Then want 150 for a bj, 300 for str8 lay and 400 for it all. I tried to talk her down, she really would not budge, so I kinf of laughed and left.
http://*******.com/yfed7m
Just an idea of what it's like, for
"comparison shopping"
Lovelos- Thank you my friend! That hottie was all you said and more. Holy shit, I honestly didnt expect her to be that hot in person but wow. Well worth my trip from Tucson down to Obs. I would rate the attitude factor that was given earlier to a 9+ she was a doll.
No smart ass comments about the pic. It was dark and it was my cell phone. Sorry you cant see the smile on my face ;)
Your pic was just enough to rip my heart out. This is the girl that haunts my brain when they play "Lips of An Angel" by Hinder. Glad you enjoyed her, proves I share with others.
LoveLOS
See you guys in a few months. BB and LL have tickets. This year we plan to pull out the stops, not be lame like last year... PM if anybody wants to join us in our debauchery. BW, Ed, Pdub... Let's do it again, twice.
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