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Admin
12-31-05, 23:00
Thread Starter.

Sosuaking
01-01-06, 03:23
After going to Ok Spa, I noticed another massage parlor on the same block a few buildings down. I had to go. On the door it said Youngs, but in the paper it said Venus World..........I won't go back there unless I see a really good review of a good provider there.Never been, and not on my agenda either, but this must be the same place that Benchdog447 mentioned in a recent post (see 12/14/2005). Read his review, not sure if your into that kinda action but his technician went well well above and beyond the normal. IMHO that is.

The post was quite unusual, but no one seemed to comment on it. That said, the forum was in the middle of a bit of a flaming match at the time. I'm glad that bullsheat has ended. The "normal" accounts of fiction are much more entertaining.

Poodle
01-01-06, 21:08
I know what you mean. In most cases this should but there are always a few that you may want a repeat performance because you can see the potential. Paula was one of those for me. Even though I thought she was hot I wasn't really impressed by her first performance. I still dug her. WHen I wnet back, her repeat was top notch. I have seen her several times since and each time has been better than before with a few different moves added in each time.I thought Paula's first performance was great, so I went back recently and asked for 2 hours with her. It was well worth it. In fact, it was the most amazing AMP experience I've ever had. I imagine it was in part because I was a repeat visitor (and have visited that establishment several times) and in part because I showed my appreciation by wanting to spend 2 hours with her -- and I'd like to think that in part it was because she actually likes me! I certainly let her know how much I liked her. Paula seems to have had her share of great and not-so-great reviews, but my experience tells me that if you go in with the right attitude and let her know how much you're looking forward to your time with her, she'll make it worth your while. Given the current environment, I won't recite any details, but rest assured the session was easily the equal of anything I've read on this board.

In short, there's a lot to be said for repeat visits. I wouldn't bother if I didn't enjoy the first visit, but if you see the potential, it can be well worth coming back for more. I've found that when I find someone I enjoy and have the choice of seeing her again or trying someone new, it's almost always been a mistake to go for the new experience. But to each his own.

Deepcoverman
01-02-06, 01:34
Grapevine says that Olympic re-opens on 1/2/06.

Bobby M
01-02-06, 17:54
I visited Downtown on Christmas eve and Dec. 30 early in the a.m. and visited with Mink. The first time she said she had been in town only one day and i had the feeling she was saving herself as she said Christmas eve was a very busy day and night. Even though it was early I was at least the 3 visitor for the day and I heard the doorbell several times over the next hour.

We had to wait for the table shower to be available - I think a lady was having a shower. The TS was just OK with minimal contact with the important places. then we returned to the room and I placed my glasses case with a bill exposed on the chair. Mink asked if I wanted everything and I pointed to the bill. She then stripped off her bikini and thong. She told me to lie on my stomach and she did some light caressing. I turned over and she climbed up on the table for more caressing then a CBJ. I told her to turn around and she did so. I caressed her some and tried for DATY but she kept her self too far for my contact. She then moved to cowgirl. I stopped her and got her on the bottom for mish and we finished this way. She just laid there and we both caressed. She then gave me some muscle stimulation. This session was Ok but nothing special.

The next time I returned I was looking for someone else but was set up again with Mink. She immediately recognized me, knew my name and never asked what I wanted. TS was a little more attention this time. We returned to the room and I took off her bikini and thong.

More caressing then CBJ and she was on top so I told her to turn around, which she did but this time she was close enough that i could do lots of finger work - she was dry but allowed me to DATY for a long time. We then got down to business. We had a good session ending with 15 to 20 minutes of kissing and caressing and talking. She said she was from the Seoul area, had spent 5 months in Dallas Texas and said f___ those Texans. She claimed that she was 28.

This second session was more satisfying than the first session.
face 6
body 8 not big boobs but natural
sessions 6 and 8

Member #4338
01-03-06, 09:10
Let's start posting current reports to this thread.

Lax

Eerock
01-03-06, 11:20
The Turkish woman who has owned and run H&H for something like 16 years, likes it to keep a low profile. Guys who make contact discussing services upfront are the type of clients she doesn't want. She may hold your youth against you. I don't go there often, but have since it opened at its original location. PM me as I have an idea as to how you can get your foot in the door.


Just a question, not trying to piss anyone off, but it seems to me that the posts not offering any information, just infighting, get reviewed rather quickly.

I took the time to write a decent first post and it was lost in the miasma (see 12-12-05 at 22:50). Since it appeared 3 days ago I am going to repost it, so hopefully someone will read it.

Past years experience

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Could someone let me know what the deal with H&H is? I live relatively close by. I stopped by once and they wouldn't serve me (even made an appointment), the older russian (maybe) woman actually said to me "there is nothing here for you." As I said, I really look LE (late 20's and military).

Well, happy trails.

Bronze Hornet
01-03-06, 17:49
After a flight from Florida landed me at Reagan National, putting me way too close to DT to not celebrate the first day of 2006 with my asian vice. I had not read Bobby M's post in the 2005 section and met Mink by selection from 2 shown. She met the good "est" criteria between the 2 provided for view of prettiest, "assiest" (nicest ass) , buxomest, poutiest and tallest. She said her name was Mink. She had big brown eyes and jet black hair wearing a very colorful bikini top and matching piece of stretchable fabric around the waist that barely covered her assets. I laid my financial intentions in plain view and she hugged me and said she'd be right back but I did not hear her as I was marveling her nice black trimmed patch peaking from underneath the colorful kabric and masterfully lowering it. She assisted, showed me the goods and then said she needed to go and get prepared. She returned and we were off to the TS. Mink provided intensive attention to sensitive areas with soapy hands during the standard TS. On return to the room I immediately undressed her again. Her breast are naturally large, she complained about being fat because her breast were not enhanced torpedoes, I chuckled like I cared while I was maneuvering her to a position for her to apply her trade. AR was damned good, CBJ exceptional with varying speeds. While performing her CBJ she was grinding her crotch on my knee leaving ample moisture suggesting she enjoys her work. She mounted me into CB and variants thereof finishing me off for #1. We then talked and she lives in Dallas and will return there in about 2 months. Her English is most exceptional compared to normal fare at this establishment. She then asked if I wanted a massage and I asked for a second cup and to hell with the massage as her body was made for sex, She has approximate measurements of 35C-20-24 on a 5' 5" frame and massage just did not come in to my mind so I cannot provide a review for this specific service. However, cup number 2 was extremely invigorating leaving all my muscles relaxed and in need of fluids.

Face - 7.5 (teeth are slightly uneven)
Body - 9
Session – 9

BH (aka Bronzie)

LoveLOS
01-03-06, 20:04
Happy fucking New Year to all you perverts who have to (or should I say, PREFER to) pay for sex. Sure beats "free" sex that you pay dearly for all of your life! ;) Some may remember my resolutions from last year, and know that I fucked them over in short order, so I now resolve not to resolve.

LL is just now recovering from the party BW posted about in the 2005 thread; and OMG what a party it was. It all started when Hondo "lightweight" Lane tells me he is going to DC and will have a room, yadda yadda yadda... I call him to hook up and he is on his way home... WTF? Two pops and you are DONE? Geeze. Oh well, read and weep buddy.

As previously posted LL and BB meet BW at TBWNN and begin the selection process for takeout for the New Years party. India was being the perfect doll baby, and we discussed a June wedding in Vegas. I think well will have to call a Roundtable in Vegas to celebrate the event, which is planned for a nice drive-thru chapel. Since all of the talent that met with our specifications had not yet arrived, we had decided to go bar-hopping to pass the time and possibly locate other talent. India decided LL was not leaving without her, and thus the foreplay in the bar was all that was needed to initiate a private party before the party. Back to the room to get the poison out. OMFG. Sex with this girl just keeps getting better and better. Hell with GFE, this lady is becoming a GF... LL must keep his head together.

When we got back there was a little drama going on with some of the girls and other patrons, and Skittles and Heaven had arrived. Time to vamoose, but nothing ever works as planned... A little more drama, which wasted an hour, but we finally found ourselves at the Whitelair©. We partied with the girls, and started the porn. LL's plan was to bed India once again before a nightcap with Skittles if there was anything left. BB informs me he was thinking the same plan in reverse, since prying India away from LL was a virtual impossibility. hehehe. BW's designs on India are already on record.

There was this business discussion, and Skittles too proved herself to have a business mind, which pissed BB and influenced my later decision to pass on a nightcap with her. India and I discussed nothing of price, and she made more than either of the other girls that evening... Any providers out there reading this? Here is a LoveLOS tip: It is one thing to be wary when on the street, but when you have been with a gentleman several times before, the money up front thing is a pure PUT OFF, don't do it.

While BW did his thing in the bedroom, India and LL were on the couch watching the ole porn tube. We were very ready to go when the private room became free. Ms LoveLOS2B proved once again that it can be better. LL dined on breast of India before little LL was swallowed whole, with instructions to get her wet, manually. Yes ma'm. Some doggie, our favorite; then some cowgirl until she was exhausted. India asked LL to work for a while and we finished in a legs-over-my-head mish. Amazing woman, and again, both of us were satisfied.

A quick shower to get India-sweat off of LL's entire body while BB enjoyed some low-carb Skittles. Time was running out and events began happening quickly; BB and I were about to leave. BW was making his play for a round wiht India. She hesitated and pulled me aside. BW shugged it off and negotiated another round with Heaven. It seems that India was worried that I'd be pissed if she stayed with BW rather than leaving with me. Holy shit, I have never been asked by a SW for permission to see another customer! Damn, what have I done? India LoveLOS, I guess I could get used to that. Anyway, by the time I figured out what the problem was, BW had made his deal with Heaven and so I took India from him. My sincere apologies my comrad, you know it is my heart to share. I will make it up to you when we go to Vegas.

... and for all, some pics of the love of my life:

LoveLOS

4 NIK 8
01-04-06, 04:21
... and for all, some pics of the love of my life:

LoveLOS
errrrrrrrrrr

Did it really pass the nut check?

LoveLOS
01-04-06, 20:41
Did it really pass the nut check?Maybe. But I doubt I would... :p



I took the time to write a decent first post and it was lost in the miasma (see 12-12-05 at 22:50). Since it appeared 3 days ago I am going to repost it, so hopefully someone will read it.

Past years experience

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So I guess I will admit to my sins straight off the bat and let everyone know that I have been lurking for quite a while. So to all who have provided me with information about the AMP scene, thank you. Also,please forgive me if I get any abbreviations wrong.

I don't go that often, about once a month, so I'll just give a quick recap of the past 6 months activities.

CPHC - First time I went (about 6 months ago), I was put with a short fat unattractive girl. I look the LE type, so it can be a little difficult at first. She was the gatekeeper of sorts and wouldn't even touch me without quite a bit of talking. She did have strong hands and gave a decent massage, so all was not lost.

Upon advice from the board I made the return trip and asked mama san for "someone nice." She gave me Tina (who is no longer there). Good TS and massage, then went for the CBJ with a little digital enhancement.

Last week I saw Paula and had a great experience. She really took her time and we got along so well I even did a little DATY (which is a no no for me at these establishments). Switched through a few positions and really enjoyed myself (CBJ, Mish, Canine).

Supra - I've been twice, both times good experience but a few months ago. 1st was Jenny, very GFE (even gave me a not so great BBBJ, really GFE) but was a lot of fun. Second time was Lisa, great TS - I even let one off early. She seemed concerned that I wouldn't be getting up again and she wouldn't get properly tipped, but that wasn't an issue. Lousy massage, good CBJ, mish and reverse CG.

Accupressure on Mac - went once, girl really was not very good looking. Got the 1/2 hour with HJ. Probably won't be back.

(LL edited the question about H&H...)Smith,

You are right. That was an excellent first post, keep it up. Most of the time good posts go without comment, just the bad posts raise hackles. They are nontheless, read and appreciated. As far as timing, posts from senior members are posted to the board automatically, while posts from regular members are monitored by a human for spam and forum violations before hitting the board. That takes time and so they are often passed over if they scroll off the page. Kudos to TheRock for catching the unanswered query and responding. Smitty, welcome to the team.

LL

PS - Baltimore Benz , are you out there yet? I have intel my G/F is still in DC, be up there soon.

Rocky11
01-05-06, 15:04
My first time at this establishment. Greeted by mamasan and shown to a room. Was soon greeted by Suzy (I think.. sounded like Sue-G) and went for the 1/2 hr since time was limited. .5 door fee was tendered and was taken for an excellent TS... plenty of time spent on all the important places, even a slow stroke to near completion. Back to the room and was setup in the massaging chair for a few mins while she went to collect the necessary supplies. She turned it off upon returning and I stood up and we immediately embraced and played alot of touchy - feely with light kissing. She was soon on her knees for the CBJ, then led me to the table where DATY followed. Time was running short, so we soon changed to mish and completed the task.... don't misunderstand, I wasn't rushed at all, even though mamasan called to her from the hall. She returned with warm towels and cleaned me up and even a bit more cuddling and kissing. She helped me on with my clothes and led me to the door, which included more kissing before I left. I was introduced to another provider while in the shower - poked her head in and smiled and said hi - and another girl was in the hall/ at the door during our goodbyes - she smilingly asked if I had a good time. Suzy encouraged me to come for an hour the next time so we "can have more fun, not so rushed". Finally, everything occurred without actually asking for it nor discussing renumeration - not even after the fact. I left the usual donation on the table in the room and she coyingly asked 'this is for me???' I liked the fact that she used my name alot during the session and agreed to 2 pops the next time, too. A very positive experience, even though I said I had never been there before. I will return.

Rocky

Motorback
01-05-06, 20:53
Past two weeks I've scoured the area looking to see what the mean streets of dc had to offer up to those of us who like to live dangerously. I am here to offer the following report....NOTHING !!!!! Not a friggin nor biggin has been out while I was searching. They aren't hiding at the Loop Lair so where could they be? Only the warmer weather shall bring em back I fear.

Loop Vet
01-05-06, 22:22
Oh they're out there, brother, believe me. Warm or cold, rain or shine, they're out there. Just ask Big White. :)

Matter of fact, I was driving down K at like 8:15pm the other night and I see a hot chick, spanish maybe, walking down the sidewalk. So I get over into the turning lane at Vermont, pass her, turn right onto 15th and park just around the corner, still unsure whether she's working or not due to the early hour.

Passenger window down halfway, she walks up to it and says hello. She asked to see my dick and I asked if she wanted to get in. She got in. She was sexy; maybe 20-23, silky long natural dark hair, dark tan skin, and what looked to be a decent body, not much of a chest on her though. Her accent was NY with a hint of hispanic.

I drive off, show her my dick, and she asks if have 1 and .3 for the room. I said no, so she quickly asked what I did have. I told her I had a house we could go to. She asked where I lived but basically in the same breath said she didn't go to peoples homes. I said okay and pulled right back over as we came up onto L. As I stopped I told her she was "out early tonight" but she didn't answer, looked confused, and just sort of chuckled it off.

Anyway, like I said, this was literally at 8:15pm; this past Sunday I think. I definitely was not expecting to see someone out at that hour. I continued home.

LoveLOS
01-05-06, 22:43
What have we here, Loopmiester, original inventor of Book-a-Hooker©, is picking one up on the street? AMAZING. Then too, I think the Hispanic thing might just be getting into my hero's blood. :p

Dude, I do have the solution for you. LL and Balto Benz are making a week-long trek to Nogi in a few weeks. A great way to scratch that Hispanic itch that seems to have gotten into you lately... :D

Motor. dude. I know you like to troll down on 10th St, but those guys, uh er, SWs, that walk down that way probably won't come out in the cold for $20, if ya knows what I means? Try TBWNN, it's fucking packed, mostly with girls, but who knows, you might get lucky... BTW-answer your fucking phone sometime...

ROTFLOL
LL

Loop Vet
01-05-06, 23:25
Are you kidding, I've always done the streets. Even when Book-a-Hooker (funny!) was in full effect, and I'd monger mostly from my couch, I'd still go out and hit the ho stroll every now and again. It satisfies my blood thirst.

LL I appreciate the offer but you know how I feel about mongering vacations.

And about the hispanic chick, no, I did not get her number. I wasn't really in monger mode. I was curious, though, if any of the local dawgs, like B Dubya, might know who I'm talking about.

RavensFan
01-06-06, 01:31
I actually have 2 reports. One was about couple weeks ago, the girl name was gucci, I asked 3 time to make sure. She is very pretty, nice slim body with a b cup. Everything is standard, light dfk, daty, cbj, muti-position, but no ar. I would repeat.
Tonite, still not 100% sure about tbwnn(it was before i got lovelos pm). I went to downtown again. I wanted to ask for a lineup but the mamasan left so quick i didn't have a chance. 10 seconds later walk in this "thing". I swear, she is by far the ugliest thing i saw in downtown. As a matter fact, the ugliest i saw in amp. She is def in her 40's, belly hanging out and an ugly face. Sorry people, i don't want to be mean but.. shit. I asked her if gucci was working and she said she doesn't know and try to collect the house fee. I told her to get the mamasan for me cuz i want to see the line up. She wasn't happy about it but she will have to pay me 10 times the $$$ and 2 bottle of vodka and maybe a gun pointing to my head in order for me to do her. A moment later mamasan came back with 3 girls, all above average, young, pretty, and a nice sexy body. I picked Gina cuz i read a couple good review about her. 24 yrs old, 5"4, slim, nice fake boob, ts was good. Did a good job making sure i was clean, but not up to the cpch standard. Back to the room, she game me like a 2 mins of massage which i didn't even feel and had me turnover. Very playful, light dfk, cbj, didn't go for daty but pretty sure is on the menu, and muti-positions. After cleaning up, alot of light kissing and she sat on top of me and start rubbing little raven with her thong. Asked me if i want a second pop, i said hell yeah but she said 3 jacksons. Didn't have any extra on me so i pass. Overall, pretty good session but i will pick gucci over her.

Thanks to lovelos and loop vet for the info. I will def give it a try next week when i come back from a weekend trip.

Big White
01-06-06, 07:08
Oh they're out there, brother, believe me. Warm or cold, rain or shine, they're out there. Just ask Big White. :)Matter of fact, I just dropped off one of the hardest working women on L street, Special/Legend along with her sometimes running companion, Skittles (different folks, though). I was happy that LV let them leave the LoopLair aka TBWNN North and go out tonight.

In my dream, I went out tonight after the bewitching hour to do a little recon regarding India LoveLOS. She is still in town, and it seems she will be here for a while. However, she now has blonde hair which looks good on her. With the new look, I think she is slowly transitioning for her new job as soccer mom :)

By the way, TBWNN now has a cover charge of $5 Sunday -Thursday if you enter after 11:00pm FYI.

So, after checking out the scene and catching up on the goings on, I was just going to chill. But, Special makes an appearance and sits on my lap. That was enough to convince me to change my mind. While I was finishing my drink, some of the girls start grinding with each other. Soon, the discussion turns to adding another girl to the mix, and I asked Special which girl she liked. She immediately went up to India and asked her to come with us to the WhiteLair, but India wouldn't budge. She's being faithful :) So, despite the recent experience by BB, I gave Skittles the offer.

This is the second time that I have dated both Special and Skittles at the same time, although I have dated them separately at other times. This time, however, there was some good interaction with touching and sucking amongst the girls themselves. This may have been facilitated based on a discussion while we were chilling of each girl's jailhouse experiences, whether they prefer a femme girl or a butch girl, and their stories of girls hooking up in jail. There was great anticipation by me during the discussion as to how things would actually play out. It definitely gets much better as the girls get comfortable with you and one another.

Now, back to the street info, I also found out tonight that some of the loop girls have been working the early morning shift (after 4 am) up on Georgia Ave.

Time for bed.

Paco2888
01-06-06, 10:17
I second Rocky's review. I saw Soogee (not Suzie, as I was corrected) last night and have to say she provides a really great package. Very friendly, attractive, nicely shaped. I've been with Paula who probably rates higher on the beauty scale, but she stops short of the Soogee experience. Funny thing was, when I called to make appointment, Mamasan pretended not to know anything about Paula, Suzie, Soogee or anyone else. Kept saying "We have all new girls here". Will definitely be back.

Motorback
01-06-06, 15:48
I'm just as floored that my little buddy was out trolling on the streets. Not because he was out but that he was driving the LV Vette during the winter. S U P R I S E !!! The fact that he couldn't close the deal and take the chica to the lair REALLY scares the hell out of me. Pussy flies to you like a friggin bee to honey.....No not ho's...bee's to honey...

LoveLimper don't be a hater...It only happened once and you're jealous because she/he sucked better dick then ANY of the women you've been with. And how did I find out about them down by 10th anyhow??? Let me refresh your old country memory...I followed you one night. You thought you had lost me but I saw that 6ft 7 hairy legged, hunched back nomad looking thing getting into that monger mobile of yours....Who do you think tipped off the SPCA that Big Foot had been sited in DC? You don't think they just showed up at that No Tell Motel by themselves do you? Which smelled worse her or that rotted piece of meat they threw in the room to lure him/her out?

Where would we be without our buds?

Member #4338
01-06-06, 16:37
Now, as a rule, I don't go to AMP's on Friday. In my experience they are always crowded, the service is rushed and the girls are tired from the endles string of clients. This is particularly true of the downtown locations like Happiness, Sun, DT etc. However, a prolonged layoff had left me with dangerously high levels of fluids and a very bad case of Asian Fever. Immediate action was called for ;)

Early afternoon I stopped in to IHC (Mini) and was greeted by the Mamasan. This place has had a remarkably stable crew of Mamasans. This may be due to the fact that they cater mainly to an asian clientel. In any case, I am recognized there as a customer of long standing and usually get pretty good treatment.

I told the Mamasan that last time around I had seen Yumi (OK but not what I was hoping for) and this time I wanted to see a new girl. She ushers in Young. WOW :D Young is 5' 3", 110 lbs, dark brown hair to mid back, 26 YO, great body, lovely face and enhanced 34 C's. I won't go into the gory details but suffice it to say that I am nominating Young for a spot in the DC AMP Girl HOF! Simply first rate!

It's always good to find a new gem. Please treat her right.

Peace and love,

Lax

Loop Vet
01-06-06, 16:46
Christ, you amatuers, there is nothing on 10th. If you're going to bust on each other at least get your geography right. The man-girls are down by 6th.

I could have closed that deal with a little more effort, I'm sure, don't insult me. ;) Hell, I wasn't even sure I had cash or a bank card on me. The pick-up was out of habit. Listen to me sell myself that I could've closed it. I'm losing it. I have no touch anymore. I need a refresher course. Not really.

Mr Boh
01-07-06, 00:52
Called mamason Tina to see if Angel might have returned early from her vacation, prior to the 9th. Wanted to set an appointment. Angel is still away. Momason did not confirm her return. Oh well, that still left one hope, of one other great choice.

Said I would then very much like to schedule Mimi on Saturday. Then the floot fell through. Mimi is away! Mimi told me she was planning a get away, but only after Angel returned.

Now what? These two ladies two have been all I wanted in an AMP. In contrast to the general sales promotion: "Many new Girls," I much prefer being with an established lady, when both of us know whats makes each other very happy. This eliminates cocerns of what will or will not happen, particully with LE activity, and often means more will be performed next time.

Looked through the most recent posts, without reading of any "Must Sees."

Worse, I have a full 5 visit card, so Angel or Mimi would be a freeby, or both for the cost of one!

Digress to report about sitting and watching Nightline. The show is about Laredo, Texas. The plot is about drug traffic. What a change. Nuevo Larado, in the 1960s, was about Boys Town. The going rate was $ 4-7. Drugs: no way. A couple cold beers and hot ladies, was what this town was about, after spending the week learning to fly at Laredo AFB.

LoveLOS
01-07-06, 12:51
Loopy & MB,
You goofballs are toooo fucking nutso. Keeps the board fun. Btw moto - I think I did see you that night. I wouldn't have believed it was was you until you admitted... You were there! In back of the SPCA truck--having a foursome with three bi+ches... That's sick man. Sick. :p

Lax,
Thank you for refocusing me on the delights of the AMP world.

Bo,
Maybe Mimi will switch AMPs again... We can always hope. I too prefer a regular, which reminds me...

Trip report:
Decided to bail on the trek north two nights in a row. I was driving home, exhausted from work. Then the robofucker calls with a scheme that surely alllow my freedom to travel to DC. The man is a genious. even if I can't spel the word personally. The scheme worked and she who must be obeyed packed a change of clothes, a toothbrush, and a couple of red-bulls for the road.

Late night arrival called for the Book-a-Hooker© approach. Text to India got a hit and I was set for the night. Met her @TBWNN and was admitted quietly. BTW - They now have a $10 cover charge on Fri-Sat nights. My only comment is that the bi-polar bartender is getting a bit greedy. grrrrrrrrr. I opted for her hotel. Note--did meet a hot prospect for future diversions. She is a BSW with a fine Japanese moniker---Tomiko. Small tits, nice flat tummy, skinny hips and legs--a build LL has a weakness for...

BigW - Heaven is all about trying to hook up with you. Based on our last conversation, I refused to call you, telling her you were already asleep; but I left it up to you to tell her to piss off.

[RANT MODE]There was one bit of DRAMA, and this one pisses me off. Met Skittles as she was returning from a date. Some low life piece of shit driving a silver/grey Toyota picked her up, paid her, fucked her, and then pulled a gun on her to steal her money! She was pretty shook up. I gave her a ride home, poor kid. [/RANT MODE]

The time spent with my girl was, well, fucking wonderful! Main goal of making her nut again was achieved. We showered together and I went back to the Robotel, which, as usual, recieves a one star LL rating for quality, but 5 stars for convenience.

Will report later if I can drag Robo (kicking and screaming) into any trouble today.

LL

Editors additions: Sun, the address of which is not always reported correctly is 521 G St, is Robie and LLs new favorite AMP. Per Boh's report, I inquired about Mimi, and the mamasan had the fatalistic tone in her voice. Oh well.

LL drew Coco, about 4'11", 26yo, black hair, Csect scar, man-made D tits with nice nips, and a very cute face. Ro drew Shishi, About 5'7", 21yo, Black hair, Natural Cs and the look of a hottie. I won't go into detail, but all the fare both of us recieved; from the table shower to combing my hair and redressing me was the classic AMP service of the old days before popularity turned most into MP factories, cranking out another job in 35 m-40 minutes--DT being the worst offender in that regard.

Hell, we might even lure the Loop there :D

Tenative plans for RT this coming week. Trusted members PM for details.

be safe, keep em wet.

LoveLOS

Mr Boh
01-07-06, 22:35
Had three three things burning a hole in my pocket. No. two was a completed date card, which meant that the next visit was free. No. three was some cash left over from the Christmas gift fund.

Thought it would be good to take one for the team, with the proverbial "Many new pretty girls." Angel and Mimi are MIA. Lord, but I hate that phrase. Called momason and reserved the large room, at the end of the hall, next to the TS. She would pick who I would like best.

Decided to pay the house fee up front, and save the free card for a known Mimi or Angel. In came Sue. She rates a 10 on the scale of 1 to 10 for first impression looks, a knock out. Sue is about 5 ft 3 or 4, and has a set that is at least 34C, that is all hers. They are not enhanced. They look great, and if Sue had the same body proportions, and was 5 ft 7 or 8, would be about 36 D. Very trim body. Black hairs is long enough to cover her 34Cs. Face looks beautiful. Without any documentation, I would say she has some non Asian in her. After leaving, I know she has had some non Asian in her.

The TS was better than average. It was not on the list that will never be forgotten, but special attention was spent where it should be. She is the first lady that did a fine combination washing and back massaging, at the same time. Nice combination.

This lady is very much into safety. This meant that that some services were not permitted. First, she did a very detailed visual walk around visual inpsection. Assures me that she has no medical concerns about herself, and demands the same from her guests. Had the flightcrew at Chalk's Airline done this in the same way, they would have noticed the cracks in the airplane from which a wing broke off causing the loss of 17 folks. Dining at the Y was not permitted. DFK was out of bounds.

In contrast to the few prohibitions, Sue is ready to participate in most any activity that the guest starts. However, she is not one to start any specific activity. Sue responds well to attention, which was demonstrated by at least one bell ring. A beautifill smile changed to expression replicative of agony or extacy.

Sue was content to snuggle, and exchange mutual teasing. Really needed to be guided into other activities. But once we got the ball(s) rolling, a good time was had by all. Services were what is to be expected.

This is only the second day in DC, after graduating from basic indoctrination and qualification in NYC. She expects to be in DC about one month.

Momason, Tina, seemed to be very interested in the level of satisfaction that was achieved, asking about this at departure. Because Angel and Mimi are away for recurrent training, vacation, and because Tina had promised to provide a winner, when Tina says, "Many pretty new girls," she will deliver a winner.

In all this was a better than average experience. Again, the only shorcoming was a lack of taking the initiative, but this is made up by a beautiful young lady that makes it seem like this is her first time in action. Some may find this to be evanmore of a highlight.

Thus, still have a freeby card, a young lady that I would be happy to see again, and some concern that my visits with Angel and Mimi have been matched by yet another provider. After safety was practiced, perhaps more can be expected on the next evaluation.

With these problems, life just gets better.

If seing Sue, please treat her a special, beautifull work of art. If you do not treat her in this manner, you will probably still be well served, but are guilty of BSIAMP, Being Stupid In An AMP.

Derby Dervish
01-08-06, 18:21
An interesting encounter... I was in Connecticut over the holidays and happened to stop in at Fantasy Modeling in Bridgeport, one of my favorite mps when I lived there in another life.

The girl was introduced as Linda by the mamasan. She was about 5'6" or so, light brown medium length hair, enhanced 34 C's and a very nice attitude.

WHen I told her I lived near DC she said she had worked there in two places. "Four floors up!" she said. I said, "Downtown!" She said that was right and that she had also worked at Sun (I haven't been there). I didn't realize that the girls traveled that far. I wonder if there's a connection between Fantasy and Downtown or Sun?

My hope is that one day I might find Coco, who used to work at Kay's in Bridgeport. I used to see her regularly. She was a little older but that didn't make any difference. She was the best in my experience. Does anybody know a Coco who used to work at Kay's in Bridgeport?? I'd LOVE to see her again!

Motorback
01-09-06, 09:32
LL for the record those three bitches you speak of all had two legs....Don't judge less you be judged.....They had merely asked me to help lighten up their gene pool. As far as being in the back of the SPCA truck...All I can say is what a cover.....Who'd da thunk to look there?

LV NO DOUBT you could have closed that deal. NO doubt as you are the Grand Monger Master of the streets.....

Vaspaman
01-09-06, 13:01
After reading posts for the past few weeks I decided to try my hand at posting so don't beat me up too bad if I say anything stupid. I visited Sun twice of the past several weeks and saw Angel the first time and Mimi the second. Angel was very pretty and was Ok at what she did but was a bit standoffish, MHO, but the deed was completed and I was out the door in 40 minutes. After reading the glowing reviews of Mimi I called and made an appointment with her for 1:00 one day. When I arrived I was put in a room and had to wait 20 minutes as she was busy. Mimi came in and she was pretty and friendly, off to the TS which was quite good. Back to the room a short massage and into the main event which was again OK. Time was the full hour this time with some cuddling at the end.

Question: I visited Koni at CPHC a few months ago and had a great time she did exactly what I wanted, extended deep AR and oral communications, but alas she is long gone. Does anyone have a recomendation at Sun, only because I have my VIP card, or other fine establishements for this type of service as FS is rarely my peference depending on provider? PM if you like.

Any advice would greatly be appreciated.

VanDriver
01-09-06, 20:30
Gentlemen:
I called today to try to get an appointment with Karen @ OK Spa, but, alas, she is on vacation.

My love of her larger than normal "lips" has led me to ask you fellas if there is anybody on the AMP scene that can fill my need for large "lips".

PM or post intel please as I am in need of making a deposit at an AMP in the next day or so.

mcsweeny
01-09-06, 21:33
I need some help. I know that I am going to get flamed as a lurker and 1st time poster on the board. But need to reach out anyway. Have visited DC in the recent past and gone to CPCH, had Koni 2 times and Paula once.

Wonderful experiences, same as every other poster. Same services. Same costs.

I would never have known where to go or who to ask for if it wasn't for the free exchange of info on this board. Thanks

Now here is the help that I need - I will be in DC the end of this week and I called to see who was there and found out that Koni won't be back until late January and that Paula was on "vacation" as well. I have all the other reviews and was wondering who has gone recently and who you might recommend for the same level of service. I promise to write up the review ASAP.

Thanks in advance.

GMcSweeney

Renegade99
01-09-06, 21:41
Well, Finally I have something good to add to this forum, Went to this OK Spa, based on all the good reports in this forum. OK Spa is easy to find with great on-street parking. It is located near Good Guys. (Of course, I went to Good Guys to check out the action). Went into the lobby, got buzzed in immediately, went to the 3rd floor. Mamasan greeted me and escorted me to the room. A Korean girl came in named Coffee. She is 22 years old, maybe a C on a rating scale. She was not really hot, just ok. I was about to ask for a different girl, but decided to just go with it. I am very glad that I did not change this girl. Table shower was absolutely great; she scrubbed and washed me and gave special attention to my undercarriage. It was great. We returned to the room, massage was good, but the best part, she gave me a full Asian. Nice! She told me to turn over. She followed with a CBJ and Cowgirl. After about 3-5 mins. of Cowgirl. She proceeded to take off the cover and put my head into her mouth and gently suck me hard. With her right hand/finger, she proceeded to check my temperature and gave me a back-door massage. My head exploded. WOW! A fantastic finish. When we were finished, she kept asking how was her service today? When I tried to tell her, she absolutely did not understand me, her English was not very clear. I give her an A+ for the effort. She said that she was in this country for 7 days. This place was very clean and fancy compared to the other places. They had a sitting room, plenty of rooms and girls too. I will come back here definitely, at least one time.

MrMeyers
01-09-06, 21:42
Before you guys yell at me I did a search on this board and the Yellow Pages...but where is the Sun Spa? Thanks

Big White
01-09-06, 22:27
Carmella is a wife-in-law of Steam-Room Skittles. She’s a 20 year old hood rat hailing out of Bal’more. Typical working outfit consists of tight jeans, exposed thong, and a loose top that never seems to fit her body proportionate, natural breasts. Put her in a North Face jacket on the streets of DC, and she would blend in with the rest of the young, hot talent in town.

Carmella is also relatively new to the game, and is being mentored by Skittles. The last time I dated Skittles, we talked a little about Carmella and what I thought of her. My impression at that time was mixed. I had thought that Carmella had the type of body that I liked, but the gold-teeth bling that she was sporting was a turn-off.

Forward to last night. Doing some reconnaissance, I ran into Carmella, sans bling. Carmella immediately told me that she had a dream about me earlier in the week. I laughed and looked at Skittles and asked whether that was the best training she could do? Come on, that was a line that should have been retired a long time ago.

After a few more cocktails, I decided to invite Carmella over to the Whitelair. She’s a friendly girl, a little nervous, perhaps due to her newness to the game, but with an attitude of wanting to please. The session we had was good. Standard fare of CBJ, CB, and doggie. After the session, Carmella was very anxious to hear what I would tell Skittles about her (whether she was good or not -- I didn’t know I was testing her, or I would have had a bonus question on the exam :), and whether I would date her again. I assured her that I enjoyed the session, and would date her in the future.

Afterwards, about 4 am, I took her to a 24 hour eating establishment near TBWNN North, where it must have been trick, ho and pimp night. I frequently visit this restaurant in the wee hours, but have never seen the atmosphere like that night. I thought I was back at the actual BWNN. When we arrived, the hostess asked if we wanted to sit near the window, and when we looked over, there was a recreation of the VIP room at TBWNN. Too funny. We passed on the window, and took a table far away near the bathroom. Sure enough though, a parade broke-out with all of the pimps and wanna-be pimps passing by to look at her while they hit the head. This is better than reality TV.

Face:7-8
Body: 7-8 34-35 sized natural breasts - and firm, nice ass
Attitude 8 - a little nervous, but she is one that you can train if you get her now.

LexLuther
01-09-06, 23:23
Mr. Meyers,

Please excuse Lex, but it does not seem that you did much of a search. If you did you would know that Sun Club (not Sun Spa) is also known as First Tanning. Knowing this, you could then use Yahoo to pinpoint it's location.

Come on guys! Use some of that gray matter instead of expecting people to do your thinking for you. If you demonstrate that you can and will exert a bit of effort, people here will be very supportive of your affliction.

LexLuther

Kimchi
01-09-06, 23:32
Heard from another monger that our beloved Maya has left Honolulu and is working in San Francisco. He also told me that Coco is still operating a shop there. She is getting married to some guy she met in church. The guy has no idea she is a working girl. I wonder what would happen if he finds out. I guess that is a secret she is going to keep for a long time. Talk about telling lies, yet going to church also. Double standards, something these girls know alot about.

Dave GD
01-10-06, 00:59
Lex,

I am all for trying to eliminate questions that can be easily found, but aren't you going overboard here. I have been to Sun Club many times, and have never known that it was also know as First Tanning. And I don't know how I would have ever known that out either.

Davegdb


Mr. Meyers,

Please excuse Lex, but it does not seem that you did much of a search. If you did you would know that Sun Club (not Sun Spa) is also known as First Tanning. Knowing this, you could then use Yahoo to pinpoint it's location.

Come on guys! Use some of that gray matter instead of expecting people to do your thinking for you. If you demonstrate that you can and will exert a bit of effort, people here will be very supportive of your affliction.

LexLuther

Wild Turkey
01-10-06, 01:54
Is there any particular reason why Georgetown Body Therapy (GBT) is not in favor with you esteemed mongers of the District? I have read TFF and found but one post mentioning their name, and that post was not very informative. I thought that the talent looked good enough to warrant at least a mention. I would appreciate any inputs on this matter. Thanks.

LoveLOS
01-10-06, 03:27
Before you guys yell at me I did a search on this board and the Yellow Pages...but where is the Sun Spa? ThanksOk Mista Mires,
This is NOT a flame. Although it should be, I am just questioning your ability to search effectively, or possibly to read, you decide. Here is why:

There is a whole section on Spas in the DC section:
USASexGuide > States & Cities > Washington DC > General Topics > AMP Indexs has the following post by the esteemed Wayward 1:
This post includes the name(s) and adresse(s) for SUN

To further make your inability to search effectively apparent, please READ five fucking posts back (from your post) -- to my goddamn report of the place that includes an address!!!
Sun, the address of which is not always reported correctly is 521 G St If you were asking about a spa that has gotten no attention in the past few weeks, I would understand, but come on dude, there are three posts about this place on this page, including the answer to your question! Then again, I can understand if you don't read LoveLOS. That guy is full of shit--nothing he writes is credible or true. :p

Motormouth,
Also, I wanted you to know that bigfoot was, in fact, a female. The steak was really a low blow. We got into a fight over it and she won. I still have scars and she kept the $5 for the uncompleted BJ. The shit I have to put up with...

Also, my apoligies for mistaking your lady friends for members of the canine species, it is a frequent challenge I have with your taste in dates. So sorry.

I'll see you at Roundtable. This is going to be a good one (aka: Everyone must get laid :D ). My only problem (if you can call this a problem) is that I have three dates for the evening, and I promise to report on this one. Invitations will be sent tomorrow night via PM as soon as I can get a consensus on venue.

Kim, Any possibility that Maya will send wedding invitations to her old friends? ;) I miss her, that opal necklace bouncing up and down on her neck as she is riding little LL is one of those visions forever engraved in my mind.
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die.

Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.

Be well all,
LoveLOS

LexLuther
01-10-06, 07:53
Lex,

I am all for trying to eliminate questions that can be easily found, but aren't you going overboard here. I have been to Sun Club many times, and have never known that it was also know as First Tanning. And I don't know how I would have ever known that out either.

Davegdb


You don't know how you "would have ever known that out"? Is that English? In any event, please see LL's reference. There are at least two postings here which would have told you that. You guys have to learn how to use the search tool. Jackson has provided this for a reason.

Lex has a theory. This theory holds that if some of you guys were a little brighter you would get a hell of a lot more enjoyment out of our beloved hobby.

LexLuther

Mighty Spearsman
01-10-06, 10:37
An interesting encounter... I was in Connecticut over the holidays and happened to stop in at Fantasy Modeling in Bridgeport, one of my favorite mps when I lived there in another life.

The girl was introduced as Linda by the mamasan. She was about 5'6" or so, light brown medium length hair, enhanced 34 C's and a very nice attitude.

WHen I told her I lived near DC she said she had worked there in two places. "Four floors up!" she said. I said, "Downtown!" She said that was right and that she had also worked at Sun (I haven't been there). I didn't realize that the girls traveled that far. I wonder if there's a connection between Fantasy and Downtown or Sun?
This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.

There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.

There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.

Yellofvr
01-10-06, 17:00
I was having a raging case of the yellow fever last week and needed some medicine. Called to see if Koni was back but mama said not until the 23rd (yeah!). I would save a trip there for later and drove further into the city to climb four floors to an AMP I haven't visited since the spring. I was lead back to one of the bigger rooms in the back, and waited for my therapist.

In walks Blue, who is a stunner. 5'5" maybe, 23yr with a smaller enhanced C cup (they fit her body perfectly and looked great in her bikini top), very tight tummy and a good behind. We exchanged pleasantries and she lead me to the TS. I forgot that they have water issues here, as in there is no pressure, at all, and that it gets really hot. Scalding almost. After almost burning my back and leaving a thick layer of soap that took forever to wash off, she blamed it on me being very hirsute; we head back to the room for my muscle treatment.

She gave a decent massage which I cut off because I wanted to get to biznass. I had already laid out the tip, she made sure I wanted everything, then excused herself. Very, very nice soft massage. She rubbed her body all over mine which got me into a frenzy. Her skin was amazing; so soft and smooth and absolutly wonderful to touch. Flips me over, slips the cover on and proceeds with the french lessons. A little toothy for my taste, but nice nonetheless. No DATY or AR, which made me sad. Hops on for CG and seems to grimace in discomfort. Too big maybe? The banana like curve of my fvr stick? Who knows, but it wasn't that great and we switch to mish. I get bored with this and suggest k9. Very enjoyable due to my being able to roam and touch her body and wonderful skin, and some great muscle control on her part. Damn near milked me dry. Fini.

She lays next to me and I continue to caress her skin. So soft, so very soft. Then comes the hot towel treatment and she helps me get dressed. Out the door and the standard DC AMP damage done to the wallet. I left very happy.

fvr

smithgcp
01-10-06, 17:47
I was looking through the city paper health and wellness:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/class/health_and_wellness.html

Just wondered if there was any between the lines reading in these posts?

Has anyone ever tried any out, I think they are mostly private women who work out of their house?

Examples:

LOOKING FOR RELAXATION? Experience a pleasant Swedish, deep tissue, acupressure, hot stone, full body massage, body treatments, skin care and more. Located in Silver Spring on Georgia Ave. Call 301/608-2288 for an appointment, walk-ins available. Luba.12/27/2005, 3PM

BEAUTIFUL THERAPY PROVIDES total stress release for busy life. Best massage, acupressure, Swedish and deep tissue. Convenient Chevy Chase location. 7 days/week. 10am-11pm. 301/565-4672. Walk in welcome.1/2, 11AM

Not that DC needs anything more than the AMPs, but it would be nice.

Thanks

Member #4338
01-10-06, 18:05
Yello:

I may not have been paying attention but I just noticed your Senior status. Richly deserved! Congratulations!

After my first encounter with Young at Mini I just had to go back and see if the experience was as great as I remembered it. It was :D!!! I'm seconding my own nomination for AMP Provider HOF status. Only problem is she leaves for vacation on Thursday :( She says she will be back in a week, but who knows. My advice, get it while you can.

SMWSLT

Lax

WiseBorn
01-10-06, 18:32
This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.

There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.

There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.

I beleive that the crash pads for the Korean and other immigrant providers is in the Jackson Hieghts/flushing areas. Prices there seem to be a little less than anywhere else.

LoveLOS
01-11-06, 00:39
Or, if you prefer, a square table with an Asian woman washing your privates...but that part is your choice.

Invitations have now been sent for our Friday roundtable. The opening venue is a restraunt/bar in Chinatown, and we'll take it from there.


IF you have an invitation by PM from me PLEASE READ IT before making any plans!!! Trust me on this!
IF you have attended a previous RT and did not recieve an PM, please send me a PM ASAP, 'cause I missed you.
If you have NOT attended a previous RT, did not recieve a PM from me, and would like to attend; don't be real hopeful, but send me a PM and I will consider your request based on your reporting history.

See you Fri
LoveLOS

Toshiosamma
01-11-06, 02:57
I beleive that the crash pad for the Korean and other immigrant providers is in the Jackson Hieghts/flushing areas. Prices there seem to be a little less than anywhere else.Yes, there is a big Korean community in Flushing. My GF lives there when she's not working and a lot of the other girls live there too, including at least two or three of our regulars in the Pittsburgh spas. There are also a lot of Koreans north of Manhattan in the Palisades Park, NJ area, but I don't know if providers congregate there.

Handiman66
01-11-06, 09:30
This path led to RI for a few years up to last year when le decided to crash town big time (Providence mainly). Though I have been south for most of a year, I hear from fellow hobbiests that things have continued the downslide there and even partialy in CT.

Nothing better for them to do.


This is not meant to be a flame, as you would have no reason to know this unless you travel (and visit AMPs) up and down the East Coast a lot, but I'm not surprised at all to read about Linda working in DC for awhile, then moving up to Connecticut. Happens all the time.

There seems to be an informal AMP circuit that the girls travel in, rotating between towns/regions, both on the East Coast and elsewhere in the US. There have been a number of girls who have worked in both DC and somewhere in CT, primarily because two of the biggest concentrations of Korean AMPs on the East Coast are in DC and in Waterbury/Bridgeport. And several of the girls working in Waterbury had previously worked somewhere in California before moving east for a while.

There's also some sort of a crash pad/apartment somewhere in NYC (I think Queens) where many of the Korean girls go for a rest break. I wrote about this on the DC board in late 2004.

Handiman66
01-11-06, 09:43
Touring the streets of balt has been uneventful of late. In DC on business and looked up Mikko (see cl washington). Excellent girl!!! FS with all the trimmings. I skipped daty though offered, I don't do that out there. She was GFE. I may repeat even before I leave DC.

VanDriver
01-11-06, 16:33
I called Accu-Fitness yesterday around 10:45 to make an appointment with Pepsi...thanks to the feedback I received in regard to large lipped providers.

I arrived at the establishment at 11:59 after a 75 minute drive and mamasan said, "Oh no, I just sent Pepsi in with another client...I forgot about your appointment. I will send you another very nice girl."

It was my fault because typically, when I drive a long distance to an AMP, I call halfway there to remind them of my appointment and my provider.

So, I told her that I had the appointment, not the other client, and to get her out of that room and into mine. She came back in a few minutes only to tell me that she could not get her to switch rooms. I bluffed and told her I would leave, but she said that she couldn't do anything else.

So, I gave in, told her I would meet the other girl and see if I wanted to stay. In walked Hana. About 5' tall, 90-95 lbs, with full B cups (nice eraser-sized nipples) and a pretty face. The naval-ring in her belly really turned me on.

She asked for the fare and I provided 3 jacksons to the house. She asked me to undress and left the room for a moment. I took that time to shed my clothes and place the tip in its spot.

Table shower was soft with VERY little cleaning in the netherregion and bozzack areas. Was this a prelude to what was not going to happen.

Back to the room and the massage began with her walking on my back and using her knees to massage me. Actually, it was pretty nice.

On the flip, she gave a 1 minute CBJ then tried to hop on top. Now, I like a nice long BJ to get me ready, so I asked her to do more. She did... for ONE more minute. Then hopped on top again for CG. Nice, but no cigar.

Then, she said, "you get behind me" for doggie. Oh, sh_t, the stench coming from beneath really disgusted me. I am pretty sure it was not her V, but her A. I really think I should have given HER the table shower. Talk about limp-dick! Imagine screwing in a landfill or a port-o-potty! I had to stop her and FAST!

She said, "Oh, it must be the condom". Nope, it was the smell.

Finished me off with a pretty nice HJ and, like clockwork, within 45 minutes, I was on my way to my car. She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.

In retrospect, I should have listened to the big head, went to lunch, and returned @ 1pm for the referred Pepsi.

I definately will not repeat with Hana. What a waste of a perfectly hot Asian girl.

Member #4338
01-11-06, 17:28
[QUOTE=vandriver]

She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.

[QUOTE]

Van's experience can not be allowed to develop into a trend. Standard fee for the hour is 3 jacksons, not 4. Cutting the time to 45 minutes is just another way of trying to raise prices. I urge all who frequent the AMP's to only pay the standard house fee and to complain to the Mamasan if the girl tries to give you the heave ho in something substantially short of the hour.

DT is notorious for short changing the time of the session. That is why I haven't been there in many months. On the other hand, Sun does a nice job of giving you the full time (only exception has been at peak times when they are very busy) and giving you a break on the house fee if you have a full VIP card (like I do now ;) )

Be safe out there and don't allow them to erode the existing pricing structure.

Lax

VanDriver
01-11-06, 18:11
[QUOTE=vandriver]

She said that their standard hourly fare is 4 jacksons, not 3. The 3 only got me 45 minutes.

[QUOTE]

Van's experience can not be allowed to develop into a trend. Standard fee for the hour is 3 jacksons, not 4. Cutting the time to 45 minutes is just another way of trying to raise prices. I urge all who frequent the AMP's to only pay the standard house fee and to complain to the Mamasan if the girl tries to give you the heave ho in something substantially short of the hour.

DT is notorious for short changing the time of the session. That is why I haven't been there in many months. On the other hand, Sun does a nice job of giving you the full time (only exception has been at peak times when they are very busy) and giving you a break on the house fee if you have a full VIP card (like I do now ;) )

Be safe out there and don't allow them to erode the existing pricing structure.

Lax

Lax, I agree that I really got screwed on the time. But, since I typically go to Happiness or Sun, I was unsure of the rates there. I assumed that the rates were typical.

But, with the entire situation, I was happy to leave. Actually, I really wanted to stick around and get a session with Pepsi, but, at 4 jacks for and hour, did not have the funds.

I'll wait for Mimi to return from vacation and see her again and again at Sun.

Or, hopefully I can return to see Pepsi if I haven't ruined my reputation there by my previous post.

Lest, I have learned from this and will sit on my ass until my entire hour is used!

BlueTick
01-12-06, 12:24
Yes, there is a big Korean community in Flushing. My GF lives there when she's not working and a lot of the other girls live there too, including at least two or three of our regulars in the Pittsburgh spas. There are also a lot of Koreans north of Manhattan in the Palisades Park, NJ area, but I don't know if providers congregate there.Reference Palisades Park and the area of NJ just west of the GW Bridge, Mimi, (yes THE Mimi of several DC spas) told me that's where she had family and often went when on 'vacation.' Probably stayed with the family, I suppose.

MrMeyers
01-12-06, 12:58
I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?

X Ronin
01-12-06, 14:15
I had the same experience at Downtown, New World, and CPHC. I'm not what you would call delicate to the eyes, so I am certain it's not because of my looks. A provider at New World and several from Downtown informed me that they often receives gifts from client. These girls are professional lovers and can be convincing at times. Regardless, I opted to restrict my romancing to one hour at a time with these girls.

Where did you experience this treatment? Back in February 05 a provider from downtown gave me her cell phone number but I never called. I forgot the name. I think Sharon or something else, but I'm certain it starts with a S. She was about 5'2, nice body, and a pretty face. Any details about your encounter?


I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?

Member #4338
01-12-06, 16:37
I can't remember who it was that said Angel would be back when Mimi left (maybe Boh?) but whoever it was they were spot on correct. I phoned ahead to ask if Angel was back and was very pleased to get an affirmative answer, especially since mongering resources were running low. Not to worry at Sun because I had a full VIP card ensuring no house fee.

Made an early afternoon appointment and was not disappointed upon arrival. Angel was there and ready to go. We had a particularly terrific session together :D

You gotta love Sun, got the girl of my choice (and dreams), no house fee, plus a full hour and 10 minutes. What's not to like?

Be safe out there.

Lax

Dcnova
01-12-06, 16:52
I AM A NEWBIE.

I just wanted to mark the date.

Thanks

MoonView
01-12-06, 16:58
Had a great visit today with coco at Sun, complete vintage Coco including water sports which has seemed to all but disappeared. No rush and plenty of pampering.

BTW...as reported(damn, I wanted to be the 1st to report this) Angel is back at Sun; actually I was offered Angel when I walked in at about 1pm(mamasan assumed I was the one that called for the appointment - actually thought about stealing her away from a fellow monger but came to my senses, as I hate when it happens to me, though it was really TOUGH); could that have been you lax2...if so you owe me one!

FYI...Mamasan also told me a couple new girls were in the rotation.

9/10

MnV

Member #4338
01-12-06, 18:21
Moonie:

Thanks, man for not stealing Angel from me. Like you I would've been royally PO'd if Mamsan had given her away. We had a terrific session. Get her next time!

Lax

Hugh Handsoman
01-12-06, 22:57
01/11/2006

WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush yesterday signed a bill to combat human trafficking, saying thousands of teenagers and young girls are brought to the United States each year and "forced to submit to unspeakable evil."

The bill renewed the Trafficking Victims Protection Act of 2000, the first comprehensive federal law for prosecution of traffickers. Both bills were authored by Rep. Chris Smith, R-Robbinsville.

The Justice Department reported late last year that it had prosecuted 277 traffickers since 2001 and obtained convictions in every case. An estimated 75 percent of the prosecutions involved sex trafficking. The bill will provide $361 million over the next two years to combat trafficking.

Victims have been found in brothels, bars, sweatshops, clandestine factories, restaurants, massage parlors and even private homes where women and girls are kept in servitude.

"It takes a perverse form of evil to exploit and hurt those vulnerable members of society,’’ Bush said.

Smith said the bill provides law enforcement officials with the necessary tools to "continue the liberation of the unfortunate women and children who are forced into these horrific, abusive conditions.’’

"Make no mistake, this law will protect the women and young girls at home and abroad and is a victory for victims of this abhorrent crime,’’ he said.

Smith worked with Republican Reps. Deborah Pryce of Ohio and James Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin to write an amendment to the bill creating a $25 million grant program for local law enforcement to investigate and prosecute human trafficking.

Smith said human trafficking is not a criminal activity exclusive to foreign countries and said New Jersey has seen its share of such cases.

Oprah Winfrey lobbied Congress to pass the bill and sent a camera crew to film the signing ceremony and to interview Smith, his office said.

Brad Dayspring, spokesman for Congressman Smith, said that Winfrey had previously recorded an episode of her talk show about the issue of human trafficking and talked about what she was trying to do to bring the issue to the world’s attention.

He said she had Winfrey wrote letters to Congress herself asking that legislation be passed and she encouraged her viewers to do so in their home states as well.

Dayspring said today’s filming of the signing and an interview with Smith would be used for a follow-up episode, but said he didn’t know of a definite air date for the new show.

Mr Boh
01-13-06, 00:32
i find mysel a bit down.

Thought I might be the first to report the great news that Angel at Sun, us back after a vacation.

Just spend an evening that was one of my altime best. Angel is that great at looks and making everybody with half a brain, as happy as they have ever been.

She really was on vacation, and reported going home, having a good time, and getting a few naps.

As my favorate professor, Laxman #2, posted below, I did learn and post that Angel would return to facilitate Mimi's departing on vacation.

Called momason, Tina, at Sun yesterday, to hope that Angel would return on the 9th or 10th, as Angel told me last time I saw her. Yes, Angel was in town, so we set up an appointment for Thursday, just ater parking is permitted.

Called at about 4 and before I could complete the question, momason said that Angel was there, and was happy to see me again. Evan though that is too good to be true, it does make an over-the-hill veteran dream about being true if such could be.

As I have posted several times, a bag of hamburgers from Burger King, and a small donation to momason will ensure that momason will tell the attendant to provide good service, if you are seing a new lady. Burgers and a small tip, also help to have a room saved, and your lady not busy with anybody else. Angel and room were ready, me too.

Momason was off to do the hamburgers. Angel was a sight to behold, and cause concerns about the thoughts her outfit caused. She looked hot. Had on a pair of cut short jeans, wth the top button undone and a boob, er tube top. Looked like a HS senior set out to get asked to the prom by the hottest sports hero. That is not what this old man is about. But her smile, looks to be about that age, rather than the real 24 year old. A classical work of art, is appropriate to be viewed by those that know real beauty, at any age.

My pride is only that I work hard at making my quest happy. This worked to perection. Angel's happiness was well demonstrated. Then, oh lord, she said, "Now it is your time."

Angel reads the "USASexGuide." She was well satisied with my post about previous visit(s). She does not want intimate details posted, and I will not. If you read this Angel, trust that our secret will go to the grave, with hope ni soon, with me.

Please treat Angel as a classical work of art, with respect, and appreciation. She will conduct your session, just as a World Famous Symphony Coducter compared to Spike Jones and Ish Cabible. PM for details, if under about 35 and want to learn about Spike Jones. His music, giving it the beneit of the doubt, was ending when Elvis was driving trucks.

To those members I missed his evening, I hope your night was a fine as mine.

Me safe, Bo

Member #4917
01-13-06, 00:32
I have been away fro DC for a year and half, and all the good spots: R.I. Ave ,NY Ave including L, K around 14th to 16th streets have all dried up. What in the shit happen.

I am pissed.

Gulliver
01-13-06, 00:37
Had the chance to stop by over the weekend the place was dead. I was shown to the room the in comes Hanna a 25 year old 5'4 105lb, curly hair, natural b cups and was pleasantly surprised because she did look good. She made me feel like long lost friends. Anyhow off to the table shower were all areas were covered and I would say better than average. Then to the room the massage was about 10 minutes then she got down to bussiness. Very enthusatic and great finish . left the standard fare .I would return Looks 8.5 service 8.5 Got one more to write later about Lisa @NWS she's not cookie for sure But...

G Travels

Mr Boh
01-13-06, 01:23
I have been noticing a disturbing trend lately. Twice in the past month and half 2 amp girls have tried doing bbfs with me. These are younger newer girls that I have seen about three times each. I like to think it's because of my dashing good looks and charm but I don't think so. I know working girls in Asia do this to get you more personally attached. Are the girls being less cautious these days?

Not a good thing to happen. Have we not learned tht this is a way to get dead. Mamy years, and a hoorible outcome that can be prevented. You did not, and it MIGHT be safer for all, if you do not report where this happens. A diferent analysis does follow.

Sir,

Thank you for your post. It brings up thoughts and questions that involve saety and the well being of those who read, post, and maybe learn from this site.

The Government speaking through agencies such as the NIH reports that AIDS can not be transered through a BBBJ unless there are open cuts, such after a dental procedure. These experts do however, in contrast, warn that BBFS can make you DEAD.

Just where is the line drawn, AMPs, until your post, have not been known to provide BBFS, nor BBCIM. However use of the tounge from the tummy to hear the head of the stick, can be found very otfen. However taking the whole appendage into the mouth is a diferent option. My research indicates that this whole input usualy stops prior to protection being used. Licking up the side, thus is practised with assumed safety.

What do the members think about this. Not asking if there is more or less fun, but is total BBBJ a risk not to be included in side of the shaft action. My suspision is that it involves no more risk to BBBJ of the entire stick.

But for everybodies well being should we not be smart enoigh to avoid BBFS. If there is merit to avoid BBFS, then it might be better to report these AMPs so that some smuck is not getting the much practised Magic Trick of putting on the protection during the BJ, but is getting set to loose a few years that might otherwise still be there.

tocsin
01-13-06, 06:43
Are you guys sure the KMP girls were not just extending foreplay through Sumata. Sumata, a kind of dry humping, is a common practice in P2P establishments in Asia.
I have not known any AMP/KMPs in the US to offer BBFS.

DrummerBoy
01-13-06, 13:06
Tried a second session with Coco only because of all the rave reviews from other Mongers. My first session was a dud a few months ago and I ususally don't return after an experience like that. well my card was full and Mimi wasn't there so..I thought I'd give COCO a try again.

This time was much better. Coco gave me her trademark B2B shower which just about got me off and left me of thoughts of more good times after TS. I can see what you guys mean about the TS experience!

She treated me a lot better this time, good massage, MPS with a happy ending. She has an unusual method with CG where she similates FS but really is a grand HJ (with a Buttjob) which was very nice. The u#1 thing she says is kind of a turn off because she over uses it.

All in all a good time. Angel seems to be the hottie now, so I may have to pry her away from you guys when I get a chance!

Drummer

Dcnova
01-13-06, 15:47
I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.

Thats about all I got.

Nice place, nice girl, nice momma

I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK

I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.

Dcnova
01-13-06, 15:47
I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.

Thats about all I got.

Nice place, nice girl, nice momma

I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK

I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.

smithgcp
01-13-06, 16:01
Sorry about the brevity, but I don't have the time right now to write a long drawn out report.

Stopped by a "Spa" for a late lunch yesterday afternoon and saw Paula. I actually wanted to try someone new, but she recognized me and seemed very happy to see me (so who am I to disagree?).

A little introductory fondling was found prior to the TS. TS was a little business like but she still hit all the important places. Once we got going after the massage and flip things got better, not a great massage but paula is nothing if not always fun when taken from behind. Usual house fee, usual tip. Went home happy.

......

I saw an ad for BCB in the post sports section advertising american and international staff. I gave them a call and it is a 90 for 1/2 hour and 150 for the full hour, no tipping. TS included.

They are at 5115 Georgia Ave Nw Washington, 202-373-9694

I'm heading out of town this week but will probably try them in the near future. Anyone else gone by?

Handiman66
01-13-06, 17:07
My lasy day in DC for this trip and was planning a retunr to Mikko. She was unavailable, so I started making the calls to AMPs.

Paula ta CPHC-not in

Happyat Hapines-not in

Coco at sun.............bingo

My first visit to Sun (and any DC AMP for that matter).

Mamasan brings me all the way upstairs to the vip room. OK, nice start.

In walks Coco. ok face, beautiful brests.

TS with b2b, Oh my god !! Never in CT or RI. This was fantastic

Upstairs a nice hard backrub follwed by the flip. Staterd with BBBJ, then to 69 follwed my mish to completion. She the proceeds to trim my mustache.....finaly a nice front rub, hot towel for the face, and we are done. 1.25 hours for a first time, and the VIP room !! Got my vip card, plan to fill it with Coco.

Thanks to all for the advise. This forum sent me in the right direction. I promise to try to do the same when I can.

El Matematico
01-13-06, 18:20
Is Angel from Sun better looking than Coco? Coco in my book is a 5 at best.

Trick Williams
01-13-06, 22:21
I have been away fro DC for a year and half, and all the good spots: R.I. Ave ,NY Ave including L, K around 14th to 16th streets have all dried up. What in the shit happen.

I am pissed.

I know how you feel... Its hit or miss nowadays... LE has cracked down real hard in those areas... It also doesnt help that they opened a new night club on 14th... Most of the chics I use to see downtown are now posting on CL... Maybe it will get better once it warms up but I doubt it.

Blue Flag
01-13-06, 23:27
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I was scanning CL and saw that OK had an ad up again. I had thought about going there before but heard through the board that there was trouble there recently. Seeing the ad I said, screw it, I'll zip on down there since the pics in the ad were pretty hot and the intelligence from the board says that they are accurate.

The rooms are small but it is a very clean place. Very secure. It is one floor above an immigration lawyer. I found that kind of funny.

The mamasan Chong is very nice. She had just finished serving up some sushi for the girls to eat.

My attendant was Su. 5'6" and very cute. Nothing spectacular about the TS but she is a friendly gal. She gives a hard but good massage. Her fingernails tickle at the end which I did not like. She also did not do any butthole play with me while is fine since I don't like that anyway.

Her tongue and lips are very talented. No DFK or DATY allowed but not really missed either. MISH/CG/RCG/DS all covered.

No rush. Not the best but certainly a worthy performance.

3 Andys and a Benjamin.

Will repeat the joint with another to get more flavor in the mix.

Member #4917
01-13-06, 23:34
I know how you feel... Its hit or miss nowadays... LE has cracked down real hard in those areas... It also doesnt help that they opened a new night club on 14th... Most of the chics I use to see downtown are now posting on CL... Maybe it will get better once it warms up but I doubt it.I have hit up CL on a few ocassion, but from the reviews I have seen, a lot of bait and switch is going on. If youre going to go that route, you will have to do alot of research. Web sites and reviews on TER.

DrummerBoy
01-13-06, 23:37
checking in makes them nervous. To really find out, you gotta play the game. RTFF for all you need to know.



I checked in at Sun, newbie, got Soapy, discussed etc. Checked place out, tipped 1 jack, told her gimme a little tease.

Thats about all I got.

Nice place, nice girl, nice momma

I got the run down on it, all as I was told here. Checks out OK

I purposely did not bring anything$ extra, I just wanted to check it out.

LexLuther
01-14-06, 08:59
Lex has to agree. To "check in" at a spa or to drop by to "check it out" is really dumb. You are either there to do business or you are not. Someone who does this could be LE or some nut or who knows what. If you are going to go to a spa and want to find out what gives, you go for the treatment. It's like calling up on the phone and trying to find out what kind of services are on offer.

"Checking in" sounds like something some stupid kid would come up with. This is why Lex is against young guys (under 21) getting involved in this hobby. We should discourage their presence on this board as well.

Just Lex's opinion.

Lex

Dcnova
01-14-06, 09:39
This is why Lex is against young guys (under 21) getting involved in this hobby. We should discourage their presence on this board as well.

Just Lex's opinion.

LexEH, I AM LATE 40'S, OVER EDUCATED, lots of degrees, certificates, profession licenses, ex intelligence community.

Dcnova
01-14-06, 12:14
This reminds me of the old saying about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it". The same holds true for recognizing uncivil behavior: "General Politeness" just means referring to other Members with a minimal level of civility.

No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.

Drew Park
01-14-06, 12:17
To "check in" at a spa or to drop by to "check it out" is really dumb. You are either there to do business or you are not.

I agree with me colleagues here. Three words come to mind:

"then why bother..."

Dcnova
01-14-06, 12:39
Eh, when you get to be my age, you might appreciate a good back massage, and TS.

I did... ;)

Since I was a newby, I figured, go slow, take it easy, leave your wallet behind,

I speak enough Korean to chat.

Everthing was fine.

Harley Dude 29
01-14-06, 17:02
I had understood that Olympic was closed and might not open back up. Not sure of the closing status, but was downtown for the bike show and made a quick trip up to check out Olympic. On the door, it says Rio, but the wonderful lady was unable to understand enough of the language to answer if they changed their name.

The place was dead and Cyndi was my lucky chosen one. Cindy is a very nice lady, but speaks little english. TS was ok, but no attention to any one area, nor was there inattention to any area. She has a thing for your feet though, and will make sure they are as clean as they probably ever will be. Pretty nice massage, with some good muscle attention on the legs. She did jump right to BBBJ, which I thought she had slide on the cover without me knowing, but as we got ready for full engagement, it was still bare, and she put on the cover then. She is very good at BJ and it wouldn't take long with her abilities.

Overall, a good investment. I did wonder if the well reviewed Sandy was still there. During my session, I heard another lady that seemed very animated and really into her TS, so maybe she is still there.

Big White
01-14-06, 22:24
Sporting and entertainment events include many popular catch phrases entrenched in the national psyche. From the classic “Gentlemen, start your engines“ to more recent phrases such as “Leeeetttttsssss get ready to Rummmmble.” At a recent round table after-party, a new catch phrase was coined by the model-esque Lique when she observed “Baby, you’ve never taken your clothes off so fast in your life!”

I had good reason to act in such an expedient manner. Just a moment prior, LL and I had struck a deal with three hot, very relaxed, and primed-to-get-fucked ebony princesses, and a Latin princess for a 4 girl on 2 guy orgy. No doubt this success will propel me to be selected as the next Apprentice. The Art of the Deal.

Earlier in the evening, I did have some hesitation when I realized that LL had invited four girls over to the Whitelair for an after-party. When I found out that KJ was also going to be joining us, however, I knew the monger-three would be up to the task - literally.

The after-party started in the traditional manner. Lots of caressing, flirting, hanging out, drinking, smoking, and just a fun, relaxed atmosphere. In other words, the normal evening of debauchery that happens when LL hits the town. We started to pair off, with LL taking the first round with the petite, raspy-voiced India. Round two found KJ finally deciding on having some chocolate Skittles after he had been sandwiched between the flirting Skittles and Lique on the sofa, and in close proximity to the shy, but innocently seductive Fancy while LL was busy creating the Taj Mahal 2 for his princess. Quite frankly, I can’t recall what I was doing at the time since earlier in evening, I had been heavily partying during LL’s two hour session with Lique before we even got to TBWNN. I mean, LL’s a sexy guy, but being in the same room with him while he was sitting naked on my sofa and receiving a 45 minute BJ from Lique can lead a man to drink - lots! :)

After KJ satisfied his sweet tooth, I took India into the bedroom to introduce her to lil’ White. Finally, after a few weeks of missed opportunities to date India, my patience paid off - in a big way! She is simply a professional at sex, and aims to please.

After the first rounds, I escorted India from the bedroom where I discovered that KJ had left. The smiling LL was sitting there by himself with three women! After some consultation, we knew that one of us would have to charm the until then dateless Fancy, while the other would choose for round two with one or two of the remaining three. Since we couldn’t decide - a result of just too many choices, the idea crossed our minds of just dating all of them at the same time. Hell, LL proved that he was not shy about having sex in front of other people earlier in the evening in his session with Lique, and I was just visualizing having the girls rotate around the room to serve their men. LL and I are no strangers to buffets :)

The deal was done and the clothes came off - quickly. Actually, the deal was relatively easy, and the atmosphere charged since Lique, India, and Skittles had been to the Whitelair on other occasions for parties or individually, so a level of comfort was already present. All that I can remember in my sensory overloaded state was that the action centered around Lique and India going back and forth with me, while LL entertained Fancy and Skittles. Talk about tag-team sex! India starts a BJ with me only to tag Lique about five minutes later. Then India hops on for a ride followed by Lique. In one encounter, I was sitting on one of my, previously thought to be, hardwood dining chairs. Lique turns so that she can mount me and begin to ride up and down on lil‘ White. She was going so hard and intense that she was seemingly possessed with my cock. That’s when I began to hear the cracking sounds of my chair. This girl likes to ride - and hard. Meanwhile, while one girl was working on lil’ White, the other was placing a tit or pussy in my face or sucking on my nipples, etc.

At some point in time, I had glanced over to LL on the sofa and he had Fancy riding him while he was sucking on her tits. Skittles was alternately rubbing Fancy and LL creating even a more erotic scene. Alas, I only got to Lique and India while LL got to Fancy and Skittles. I had no ambition to even try to attempt something with the other girls after Lique and India had finished with me.

A wild evening to say the least. Each of these outings has gotten progressively more intense so there is some uncertainty on what to expect next. All I know is that the next day I will have a permanent smile etched on my face coupled with lack of sleep. Work hard, play hard boys.

Baltimonger
01-15-06, 00:23
“Gentlemen, start your engines“ to more recent phrases such as “Leeeetttttsssss get ready to Rummmmble.”
Michael Buffer would be so proud, us redneck NASCAR fans would be too!
For the record: Too much drink and smoke make little Baltimonger hang his head down low:( The most ass ramming I was proud of, was what I did to LoveLOS's car.:D

But seriously, Loop Vet turned me on to Big White's skillz as a truplaya. I have no doubts anymore. We need to find a new meeting place though. Some place that is mostly empty and quiet; such as the MCI Center during a Cap's game.

For the record: I wanted Fancy. Skittles wanted me to taste the rainbow, and I cannot deny my sweet tooth.

As far as Fancy is concerned: I have never fallen in love with a nose before, but she has the sexiest schnoz I've ever seen.

Oh yeah Loopy just to show I've got skillz as a rapper, here's some lyricks I wrote:
I like bread and butter
I like toast & jam


that's all I got thus far. I'm working on it!!!

K.J. Baltimonger

LoveLOS
01-15-06, 01:21
This month, roundtable was designed, planned and executed with one burning overall purpose in mind - getting everyone laid. If you let LL, Mr white, and the LVet plan the thing--that is what you get. We did not account for once-respectable senior USG members who willfully chose not partake in buffet we assembled. However; since the buffet was on the table, and those who fasted did admit the fare was more than acceptable, it is my conclusion that RT was an unqualified success. Now, if anybody wants to put together something where a bunch of guys sit around, eat, drink, and talk about girls, sex and the like, that is great! Please invite BW, LV & LL too, we can always get into trouble later!!

In attendance, In order of appearance - I think. Wiseone, KJ, Robosomething, Loopmiester, LoveLOS and Large White. The first four were basically on time, and LL takes full responsibility for BW being fashionably late. Bronzie was absent because he THOUGHT he had a better deal. I haven't heard his report, but I will attempt to make him regret his decision in this tome. Mr Jon doesn't check his PMs daily. Motormouth was just plain AWOL--probably got locked in the pound while dating his girls in the back of the SPCA truck again... Mr BOW was AWOL, but at least he found Angel was back in town. Hondo and Balto Benz gave us semi-plausible excuses, but I made sure Lique will punish them severely for being bad and missing RT! Hehehe :D

The non-time-challenged members apprently convened at the appointed place and time in Chinatown, and at some point moved the party to TBWNN. Reports are that Loopy apparently made a grand entrance with a beautiful woman on each arm. How cool is that? Very cool. I look forward to his version of this tale.

Apparently word had spread among the ladies that the boyz were in town and the party was going to be hot. He and Robie spent about an hour getting hit up for the chance to party with the RT guys. If more RT guys would have been there, there certainly were more dishes for the buffet table. Too funny.

LL's RT experience began days in advance. Ironing out venue, time and female invitees. In that process, BW pimps his girl Lique to LL--and LL is smitten. Here is BW's report on her. Here is her Eros Ad (http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-lique1.htm) And here is what her Website says:
Congratulations gentlemen! You have discovered an alluring Jamaican American Daddy's Girl. I am 6 foot, 135 lb. I have big brown eyes and full luscious lips, high cheek bones and extremely long legs. I am into role-play and fantasy fulfillment. My measurements are 34B-24-36 and I love to be nasty! I'm a BAD little girl and might deserve to be spanked, have you been BAD too? As LL is quietly contemplating what this Lique girl will be like, LL gets a call from her on her pimp's phone... We hit it off on the phone, but this is two fucking days before RT and LL cannot function at work. Given that India LoveLOS would possibly become possesive upon my arrival to TBWNN, we felt the PRE-Party was required for LL to meet Lique. The day before RT, India sends multiple text messages... And again LL is nonfunctional thinking about this RT...

RT day: LL arrived at the Whitelair© at about 10:15, not bad, plenty of time to meet & bed Ms White 2B and still make RT by 11:15 (that made sense at the time). Lique is a regular little happy homemaker type - NOT. Lique correctly described herself. She is an exotic beauty who who has many specialties. Thankfully, Mr white's pimpin services mentioned her OTHER specialities that were more interesting to LoveLOS, so the whips, chains, leather, strap-ons, and handcuffs were left in a box with Hondo's name on it... Only one anacronym can come close to summarizing our meeting--OMFG! :eek:

10:30, OMFG, you are as beutiful, as your pics promise. Wanting to have sex with this woman is as natural as a woody. As indicated in BW's post, LL was exceptionally preoccupied with the woman in hand that we never got around to leaving the couch. He did offer to change the channel to porn, but that would have been sooooo anticlimactic to what little LL was experiencing that National Geographic Severe Natural Disasters was an almost perfect counterpoint. 11:15, OMFG, PLEASE let me cum! Yes, you are the best HEAD MISTRESS that has ever tutored Little LL. Thankfully, she becomes submissive if you spank her hard, and finally obeyed this simple request. This woman redefines the BBBJ, despite what the former president has decreed, that was sex, fucking amazing sex. 11:30 LL must fuck this goddess... We finally took BW's advice and retired to the bedroom for round two - much to BW's relief, methinks. 12:00 OMFG! that too was amazing. BW - can you PLEASE answer my damned cell phone, the guys at RT keep calling and texting? 12:10 OMFG Lique, I would love to go again, but my dick hurts and the party is waiting... Let me rest mistress, please... BW has been the perfect host and wife-swapping is our new favorite pasttime. It is agreed and we go. 12:30 LL makes his entrance into TBWNN with Lique on his arm. How cool is that? Very cool. LL was immediately greeted by Mocha, and then India. OMFG, what a greeting! Drinks are flowing and LL is in pimp mode since his compadres have been chilling for a bit waiting on his lucky ass. Time to be sure these guys get laid by the lady of their choice. Wiseborn is in deep conversation with Lique, KJ is trying to decide between two or three. My question is WHY CHOOSE? They're small, take them all!

Robo is suffering from delusions of self-loathing, (my guess it was for his decision to rejoin our ranks) and determines not to partake. Ro, my prescription is seek you punishment from a suitable pain-giver (see link, above) so you can forgive yourself and move on. :p

The atmosphere was wild. Girls trying to get your attention...looking into those beautiful baby-browns of Mocha and thinking there is no fucking way I can handle you too, and your sister, shit she's hot. Help me Loopy...

Loopy decides that two lairs are required for the RT post-party. Mocha arrived with my hero LV, and they are going back to his lair. Mocha's sister (sorry name witheld, she is not working much) is there too. LL cannot date the Latte twins, this night. SMWSLT... Lique and India are heading for the Whitelair©, Skittles is damn near an automatic takeout to that Lair also. KJ indicates a fascination with Fancy, who rooms with India, so she is drafted for the Whitelair© also. 2 women & three guys to the Looplair©; 4 women & three guys to the Whitelair©. were BW and LL greedy, or lucky... Time will tell...

Wiseborn opts for the Looplair©. Robux decides India and Lique would crumble his resolve, and opts for the Looplair© also. KJ is with BW & LL. How many
women had Loopy promised we would party with them? The disappointed looks on so many faces when six guys vacate TBWNN with the six hottest ladies in the house. We misplaced KJ and so LL had to go back into the bar, they should have closed, it was dead. We finally located the mildly innebriated KJ, BW is off with four beauties in his car and LL is with KJ to direct him to the Whitelair©. After parking his car against my car at about 5 mph, did I mention slightly inebriated, we went up and found BW had managed to contain himself and had delivered the ladies to the lair - a man of steel with so much Kryptonite in the car.

Fancy was a bit out of her element, apparently she is a bit more shy and reserved. Lique and Skittles, Whitelair© regulars, are not. Skittles was also looking exceptionally hot on this outing. That is the only explanation I have for how KJ managed to find himself with a sweet tooth for Skittles after falling like a stone for Fancy's nose.

You may be bored hearing me talk about India in the past few weeks, if so, fuck off. Fortunately, my girl and Lique hit it off well, but the word had obviously come back to her I was smitten. India was a motivated young lady to reclaim lost ground. I loved the more natural looking black hair and she tells me she wore white for me... main thing is she got out of the white for me. Guys, we have not discussed money since our first date. Yes, I tip her well, and we have developed that trust. We talk about having good sex. My expectation was that it would be good, since she was pop three for the night, but I figured I had just recieved a new reality from Lique. India kicked it up a notch. While absolutely not on the menu for most, we mutually enjoyed some serious DATY followed by a 69-a-thon. She is sweet, clean and orgasmic. I will leave some gorey details out at this point, but I will post that was a top-five-in-my-life fuck, Pro or amature, paid or free, possibly the best. This girl deserves the last name LoveLOS.

Since wife-swapping was in order, I sent my beloved off to bestow my thanks to our host. I had to recover, and the couch, surfing craigslist with three beautiful women was a great reprieve. My hands enjoyed themselves. KJ had a shit eating grin but still decided to vamoose. BW emerged from his conquest of India with a look that I knew I shared. Pure bliss. Still, KJ had abandoned us, and the ladies were still hot to trot. Fancy and Lique had not been serviced in the post party. My hero and I determined we would sacrafice our bodies to that end. Somewhere in the discussion that genius said "Why choose?" I nodded agreement and he began to broker the deal... I just muttered into his ear that "our trip report is gonna be better than their trip report." :cool:

I had been fondling Fancy for about half an hour, so when the deal was agreed by all, the clothes, for the third or fourth time that evening, again hit the floor moments before I hit the couch. As if by magic Skittles, with whom I have partied often, but never dated due to India's hold on my feeble mind, was half-naked beside me. Fancy was between my legs ministering healing balm to my battered little partner with her tounge. I came up for a breath of air, and noted BW, eyes rolled back, India's ass in his right hand, and Lique's hair in his left hand, recieving one of Lique's now famous BBBJs. I went back to snacking on Skittles. When the changeover came from the oral minstrations to the Fancy cowgirl ride, I did take a peek across the room to see what all the noise was about. India was bent over doggie style, pounding BW, who was probably unable to move himself since Lique had mounted his chair and was orally assulting his right nipple. I Know that baby is probably still sore... When my fourth load was placed appropriatly into Fancy's gyrating pussy, I too lost any further ambition for conquest.

I keep wondering how India can keep notching it up and it keeps getting better. The same goes for our after-RT and informal get-togethers. They just keep spinning further into debauchery and intensity. All I can babble, somewhat incoherently is OMFG. If you missed it, you fucked up, unless of course, fucking and sucking four beautiful women for six hours and having a shit eating grin on your face all weekend isn't your idea of a good time...

See the merely hard core at next RT. See you total freeks in a week or two.

LoveLOS

Disclaimer: LoveLOS's stories are for entertaiment only. Isn't it patently obvious that the above is a work of total fiction. NOBODY in their right mind would believe, yet alone do, the shit described above. Any similarity to actual events or persons described above is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the making of this work, and the real names of parties were unkwon in the first place, so who the fuck cares if I changed them or not? ©2006 all rights reserved. Looplair ©2004 by Loop Vet. Whitelair ©2005 by LoveLOS. SMWSLT ©2005 by LoveLOS.

Muff Scout
01-15-06, 06:22
El Matematico,

Your first post was on the Oakland board.

Your second post dissed both me and Baltimonger.

Your third post dissed me.

Your fourth post dissed me.

Your fifth post was nonsensical.

And now, you pretend to be one of us?

Sorry, but you will learn it doesn't work that way.

Muff Scout

Seva Lurker
01-15-06, 09:20
LL are you planning to become a professional writer? :D Excellant work of fiction iIMHO, well done. Now the next time you guys plan a roundtable, make it a night where I can attend without having to make the traffic on I95 look slow adn attract the attention of those grand and glorious gentlepeople (sic) of the Virginia COMMONWEALTH Police (how can Virginia, which says it is NOT a state have a STATE police??).

I would definately have ENJOYED the RT and I do appreciate the invite.

El Matematico
01-15-06, 12:52
El Matematico,

Your first post was on the Oakland board.

Your second post dissed both me and Baltimonger.

Your third post dissed me.

Your fourth post dissed me.

Your fifth post was nonsensical.

And now, you pretend to be one of us?

Sorry, but you will learn it doesn't work that way.

Muff ScoutFool. Don't be trying to project any of your thoughts or emotions on me. I am not trying to belike you or your clan. I am who I am and no one else, jack.

So what if I posted in Oakland? I've been there many times. In fact, my ex-wife still works there for Oakland 5-0.

I don't remember if I made fun of you or not but the idea of you tracking my posts is pretty jackassinine. So, if you got some disrespect from me it is probably because you said something stupid like your last post.

Loop Vet
01-15-06, 15:39
Close up of Loop Vet, half drunk, talking into Robux's ear at the Looplair - 2am:

"Ya see, man ain't like a dog. And when I say "man", I'm talking bout "man" as in "mankind", not "man" as in "men". Cause men, well we a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things; sniff a b!tch when we can; huh, even get a little pink hard-on or what they do. We territorial as shit, you know, we protect our own. But "man", he know about death. Got himself a sense of history, got religion. You see a dog, man, a dog don't know shit about no birthdays, or Christmas, or the goddamn Easter Bunny, or none of that shit. One day God gonna come calling so, you know, they're going through life care-free. But people like you and me, man, we always going through life guessin, wonderin, what if, you know what I mean..." Fade-out.

Fade-in to the Looplair earlier in the evening - 8pm. Mocha and Renee arrive with pizza and a change of clothes. Loop Vet fixes cocktails for the girls. The three chill, eat & drink, Mocha practices dancing like Beyonce as she watches her new video, then all get gussied up for the evening. Renee coordinates Loop's outfit and makes him look like a white John Legend.

Cut to the meetingplace - 10:45pm. Loop arrives with Mocha and Renee. Mocha's exposed mid-riff turns heads. 5 or 6 other hotties at the bar, all seemingly aware after hour festivities are on the agenda. Baltimonger spots Loop. They chill. The boys fraternize amongst the young hotties. Wiseborn arrives. Robux arrives. So do more girls.

Cut to the bar. Loop's bs'ing with Mocha and Renee but turns his head as a thick white hottie brushes past:

"Damn Angel, that added weight looks good on you."
"Yeah? You like my new titties?" as she invites Loop for a feel over her tank. Loop obliges.

"so, you gonna take me back to your party tonight?" asks Angel.
"I just might, baby, I just might..." (still squeezing and staring at her boobs)

Cut to Wiseborn. He's getting a lap dance from India in the corner as Kanye West's "Gold Digger" cranks out the speakers.

Cut to Baltimonger. He's chatting with Robux and two chocolate party girls. Robo insists he isn't dating.

Cut back to Wiseborn. Now Skittles is sitting on his lap and Loop is sitting next to them. Loop has Skittles display her mammies.

Drinks are flowing. Music is cranking. Girls are dancing. Mongers are networking. More girls arrive and all want invites to the after party.

Cut to the door - 12:30am. LL arrives with Lique, a six foot dark chocolate goddess. Big's arrival sets off a chain of young hotties vying for position to be a part of the night's festivities. He gets bombarded to the point where, to one eager young hottie, he introduces Loop as "DC's number #1 white pimp playa".

"Can I come back to your party with you all?", she asks Loop as Big White snickers and sneaks off, pawning her persistance off on Loop. Loop gets a kick out of Big's move.

Acting the part, Loop responds, "Look for the green & gold, baby, green for the money, gold for the honey. You see baby, when you choose to roll with a nigga like me..."

Young hottie walks away in the middle of Loop's rant with a look of confusion and slight disgust.

Cut to BW and LL. They're scheming with four hotties with input from Robo and Baltimonger. Robo insists he isn't dating. Loop gathers his troops. Wise, Robo, and Loop head out to the Looplair with Mocha and Renee. BW, LL, and Balti head out to the Whitelair with four chica's. Those left behind all watch in envy as half the bar leaves out for better things.

Cut to the Looplair - 1:30am. The five of them chill, watch movies, get comfortable, and get to know one another a little better (no orgies at the Looplair).

Robo explains he's just along for the ride. Loop goes for one last ditch effort:

(scene continues from where beginning monolog leaves off - close up of Loop Vet, half drunk, talking into Robux's ear at the Looplair - 2am)

"...but people like you and me, man, we always going through life guessin, wonderin, what if, you know what I mean? So when you say to me, 'I don't think I need to do this tonight', I gotta say, baby, I don't think I need to be doing this neither but, we ain't gonna get no groove on in this world lying around in the sun, licking our ass all day. I mean, we "man" (gestures to encompss all those at the Looplair), they're women and all (points to Mocha & Renee), but, we're "man"."

Loop takes a drag from his cigarette,

"So with this said, you tell me, what it is you want to do with your life?"

Cut to Robux's eyes. The camera follows his gaze from Loop to the two chocolate party girls, smiling, dancing, and teasing.

A big, slow, heavy bass line hits. Porn-style guitar comes in. High-hat clicking follows. Fade to black. Credits roll.

LexLuther
01-15-06, 20:13
Loop Vet,

That was fucking beautiful. Lex is having a hard time holding back the tears.

Lex

Muff Scout
01-15-06, 20:23
Sounds like you guys had a good time.

Sorry I missed it.

Doc, let's do the next one on the block.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

York
01-15-06, 22:39
Please read your personnal messages.

LoveLOS
01-15-06, 23:55
Muffy,
I almost fainted when I read what you "supposedly" wrote to KJ, then I read the original and realized the loser edited your quote. His posts are merely hit the quote button and type in something stupid. After all, here is a guy that thinks Coco @ Sun is a 5. Beside the fact that he really might have issues with women, we obviously cannot trust his opinion.

There has been a rash of idiocy on the DC board also. Just a bunch of punks that think it is fun to start fucking with people, and the nastiest thing they can think of is to imply you are gay. Woooo hooooo, are we wounded? Don't think so. Ignore them and they soon go away. I think quick show of hands at the Baltimore Roundtable next month will allow us to determine if anybody thinks you, me, KJ or any of the other regulars here are really closet homosexuals. We gotta let the girls vote too! :D

To more important subjects: June RT is in Las Vegas.

Had a nice conversation with Lique tonight. What a lady. She asked me to tell you all that BW is not really her pimp, she doesn't have or need one (VERY TRUE -actually NONE of the ladies need one). I assured her I don't think anybody thought less of her for my tease.

I also found out I was mistaken in that she really IS the happy homemaker type. Hearing that, I was getting my marraige proposal ready when BW reminded me she was spoken for. We are planning the double ceremony at the drive thru chapel in Vegas... BW & Lique / LL & India -- and then :eek: the honeymoon...

It has taken all the willpower that Robie has attempted to teach me to keep me from crawling into the LOSmobile and cruising up to finish where we left off to get to RT (reference-12:10AM)...

Buffet BW?

SLurker,
I can't take the drama of professional writing. I did this piece for a high school textbook on the dangers of the mongering lifestyle. Damn if they didn't send it back because four VPs read the piece and took three week vacations for Bangkok or the DR, and two secretaries turned pro. Fortunately I was able to sell the piece to an internet sex site, but that was too wierd. The other thing is to really make the big bucks, you gotta be able to turn your stories into a screenplay.

Loopy, that was fucking priceless. Arf! arf!

LL

Big White
01-16-06, 14:11
I found myself out recently checking out the stroll, and then having a cocktail at TBWNN. The women on the stroll, few in number, were deep undercover, but I did manage to meet up at the bar with a very petite (read very short and small) ebony princess named Diamond. Diamond, I found out, is another wife-in-law of Steam-Room Skittles. I wasn’t interested at the time, but Diamond’s small body was kind of a novelty and semi-sexy. I made a mental note that perhaps she could be a snack sometime in the future.

Soon thereafter, my own late-night vice, Special/Legend strolls in and latches on to me. She was freshly made-up and smelled and looked great having just gotten to work. We start talking, and I soon find out that she is another girl expressing mock anger that she didn’t get an invite to the RT after-parties. However, both the Loopster, aka, “DC's number #1 white pimp playa” and I actually did try to call her for an invite, but, as is always the case with these girls, her phone wasn’t working, was turned off, yada, yada.

Since the discussion centered on LV, in my semi-inebriated state, I decided to give him a call at about 1:30am or so. That’s what friends are for :) ! LV, the playa that he is, answers the phone wide-awake on the second ring. I asked what he was doing and wouldn’t it be a great idea if brought a girl or two over to party since we didn’t get a chance to party together at the most recent RT. A rhetorical question at best.

About ten minutes later, Special is navigating the Whitemobile through the streets of DC, telling me to take some short-cuts, various alleys, etc. til we arrive at the Looplair. I think these girls circulate amongst themselves a variation of the Map of Star’s Homes - sort of a Map of Monger’s Homes. The Looplair, no doubt due to the popularity of the “Book-A-Hooker” program, is a can’t miss stop on the tour. Rumor has it that there is also a gift shop where visitors can buy commemorative condoms and what not.

At the lair, the girls relax (somewhat), and LV takes on Diamond while I entertain Special. Soon, the switch. No details are needed. In summary, the whole experience with these girls was quite disappointing. Special was her usual, good (ok) lay. The only highlight was that she had on a sexy red bra and thong panties set. Diamond definitely didn’t sparkle. I left the Looplair thinking that I have to make up sometime in the future for that disastrous combination of women. My goal for 2006 in that regard is to track down Tease :)

Diamond:
Face 5, maybe 6: ok looking, but the darkness of the night is a definite handicap for mongers.
Body 5, maybe 6: sexy only in a short, petite way.
Attitude: 5 was hesitant about taking some clothes off for a preview, and had no energy during the session.

Loop Vet
01-16-06, 16:23
Gotta agree with my man Big White. Last night was... eh. Fun enough though, having you all over on a whim like that, but I wish you could have known my thought process when I saw Diamond walk through the door:

"Big White called me at 1:30am on a Sunday for this? Is she a dwarf? I mean, her melon is enormous and whats up with those aligator arms? There had to be somebody up there better looking than this girl?" Glad you did call though, it was fun anyway.

If I were to go by her face alone, I'd of guessed Diamond's age at 31. If I were to judge by her body (with clothes on) I'd say 15. How old did she tell Special she was, 20? Thought she was older.

Funny that Special took various short-cuts to the Looplair. She's sort of a sharp girl. A lot of times I will take a round-about way to my place or take different routes to confuse the SW so she doesn't know exactly where I live. I wonder if she had memorized one of my zig-zag routes?

She didnt have you stop at the gift shop because she knows I keep my condoms in a big ass sack; pumpin this shit like a New Jack.

Big White, brother, if there ever is a Tease sighting, please, please, let me know. I am willing to go the extra mile$ for that one.

Lex, LL - thanks for the kinds words. I had fun with that one, hope you all did too.

Dayrider
01-16-06, 21:30
First time posting to the forum. Hope the info will be valuable. I've been a member for quite awhile and have found the postings very useful. I haven't been in town all that long but should be here for the next few months, so I decided I'd start to contribute to the local info.

To date I've visited two local AMPS, DT and NWS. The first time I went to DT I requested to see Jai (pronounced Jay), as her reviews on this site were all positive. I must say that I endorse the opinions given of Jai and her work, attitude, looks and features. She provided a truly "memberable" experience. She wasn't afraid to let her fingers or her tongue wander anywhere, and I really enjoyed that. She paid a lot of attention with her mouth and tongue to ALL the important parts with an extra long CBJ, followed by a CG which was switched to doggy style for the finish. Mmmmmm, fantastic experience.

I fully intended to see her again on my next visit to DT, but when I called a few weeks later I was told that she was no longer there. I went in anyway and asked to see who was working. Mammasan brought out four beautiful girls, but the most stunning was a girl who told me her name was Sasha. She's young (23 if I remember correctly), tall, thin, and very beautiful. She gave me a very nice table shower, with some nice attention to all the right spots. Just as she was finishing it up, Mammasan called her out and told her something in Korean. Sorry, can't translate it for you, but when Sasha came back in she told me that Mammasan had told her she had an appointment and that she couldn't finish the session, but that another girl would. She showed me to my room and then left.

Shortly thereafter, in came a girl who said her name was Gina. Gina was also quite beautiful, but for me not quite the same as Sasha. However, what Gina gave up in looks (which wasn't much), she definitely made up for in quality and enthusiasm. Did everything right including a bit of rimming before the CBJ, followed by a nice CGTF. Left that night feeling very relaxed and satisfied.

A couple of weeks later I called DT again and requested Sasha. Mammasan told me she was working so I made an appointment. I got there and was shown to a room and asked to get ready for a table shower. When Sasha came in I was surprised to find out it wasn't the Sasha that I'd met before. I asked her what her name was, and she definitely told me it was Sasha. This girl wasn't as beautiful as the previous girls I'd seen there, but again, attitude and eagerness goes a long, long way. Plus, she is very petite, which I find very appealing. She gave me a great table shower, and the session was fantastic as well. Again, all the right things done, just as before, but this time several positions were eagerly provided, and we finished doggy style and the view of her beautiful, little ass was fantastic. She's also very tight, which is probably because she's quite short.

Tonight I decided to try the NWS to see what the samplings there might offer. When I called I was told there were many girls available and that they weren't busy, and that I could take my pick. Once I got there however, I was told that everyone was busy except for the girl that greeted me at the door (strange that Mammasan didn't do that). She told me her name was Kelly. She's about 5'6" and 130 lbs (best guess), probably 34b - 28 - 34, and not unattractive but nothing to remember either. She told me that she's 29, but if I had to guess I'd put her in the mid-30's. She took me to a room and told me to get ready for the table shower, which I did. When she returned, however, she showed me to the sauna which iI don't care for at all. After about 10 minutes of that, she finally came back and took me to the table shower.

She gave a very poor table shower, with very little attention to the front and none at all to the backside (strange, you'd think they'd want to make sure that area was completely clean). She then took me back to the room and finished drying me off. She asked me to lay down (they have matresses on the floor there rather than massage tables) and then proceeded to fiddle with the radio trying to find something other than static. At least five minutes went by before she finally found a station that was playing anythiing resembling music. Then she said she'd be right back and left the room for another five minutes or so. She came back and gave me a very poor massage, and then asked me the usual question about what I was really wanting. After I told her, it took all of 10 seconds for her to slip out of her outfit and begin trying to finish up.

She started with a quick HJ, went to a cbj before I was even responding much, and mounted in a RCG as soon as things got hard. I asked her to slow down, which to my utter surprise she actually did. From then things progressed alright, but nothing that would make me want to return. After everything was finished she laid down next to me with her head on my chest - and stayed that way for maybe two minutes before saying that Mammasan told her that she needed to end the session early because it was busy. I'd been there probably 40 minutes at tops by that time. I told her that I'd payed for the full hour, to which she replied that she'd make it up to me next time. Of course, with that kind of service there definitely won't be a next time. Funny thing though, I hadn't heard her talk to Mammasan since the massage portion of the session had started, and as I was being escorted to the door I saw at least one other girl who obviously wasn't busy, and had a much nicer figure (34d-26-32). This girl smiled at me almost as much as Kelly had during the whole session, and that was just on the way out and while I stopped to talk to Mammasan for a minute and fill out a membership card (still don't know why I did that). After that experience I might have to go to DT later in the week just to feel satisfied.

So, it looks like DT's the place I'll be going back to from now on. One thing that I haven't seen the DC forum that I think would be nice is a rating of the different spas - not just the girls at them, but a general overview of the experiences. That would certainly give a good indication of which ones generally provide the best experiences. That way a guy could figure out where he'd have the best chance to have a great visit, and where he'd just feel like he wasted his money. If any of you long-time posters out there could share where their favorite places are (and why), I would surely appreciate it. So much for my two cents worth. Sorry that the post was so long but hopefully someone will get some good help from it.

Oh, and referring to a couple of the previous posts that were made today, be safe out there and don't EVER let Junior poke around in dark, wet places without a raincoat - even if it's offered. If everyone plays it safe we all will have a lot less to worry about.

- Dayrider

DrummerBoy
01-16-06, 23:51
Nothing new in my personal messages. York, try again.


Please read your personnal messages.

Handiman66
01-17-06, 14:35
I just haaaaaaad to chime in here:

DC;

I understand and agree with your concers of respect. I have been flamed by two of the best of them out here (lax#2 and LLOS)if need be search my name and you will see. I have been called a war hero (never fired a shot), handjob, a**hole and cretin by these guys.

I have to admit I took much offense to the first attack I receievd from Lax. I fired back, we had diolog joined byLLOS and others, and it ended there.

There are others out here, though, that just like to muddy the waters and poke shots for no reason. Calling menbers gays, etc. I think these idiots deserve whatever flaming they get.

One has to remeber (and I had to remind myself) that this is a club of sorts and membership has its previlages and personal bonds. Guys will stick up for eachother.

I have just hung back a bit and watched and learned as Lax and LL said I should. They made good points that info is out here, just look. What I learned from it all was participate, give something back, and you will EARN respect.

I agree, flaming can be overdone and some attacks are unnessisary.

Try not to get to offended, stick around and enjoy the forum !

HM


This reminds me of the old saying about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it". The same holds true for recognizing uncivil behavior: "General Politeness" just means referring to other Members with a minimal level of civility.

No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.

Xsailor
01-17-06, 14:45
I stopped by DT this weekend for some Korean variety. I asked for Mink but was told she was on “vacation”. Mamasan assured me she had an acceptable substitute. In walks Bonnie who is absolutely stunning. Very cute face, Tall (about 5’10” barefoot), long brown highlighted hair, perfect B+ cups which could have been enhanced-I really couldn’t tell. Said she was here only one week after being in Los Angeles the past three years. Interesting, more DT girls seem to be coming thru the west coast now, last year nearly all came thru NYC. TS was average to good. Back in the room I had a decent rubdown but service was a bit rushed. Nice tongue work after the flip but no AR. Excellent CBJ skills followed by a wild CG ride. Finished canine style. The psychological value of being serviced by such a beauty makes up for the lack of GFE. I would recommend her and would do her again, but try to slow her down some. Overall I’d rate her 9.2 for looks, and 7.5 for service. Standard DT rates apply. Be Safe.

XSailor

PS - Sorry I missed another great RT. You guys rock!

WiseBorn
01-17-06, 19:07
Man, what a night! I had one of my greatest fantasies fillfilled. The is simply nothing else to say. Can't wait for the next one!

LoveLOS
01-17-06, 20:34
Rider,
Welcome to the machine. Excellent first report! Keep it up.

Wiseone,
Next time, have two or three of your fantasies fullfilled... It just keep getting better, my friend. :D

Larger than White and Miester,
My condoloances. It just ain't fair, is it.

XS,
I suggest the June RT... No problem with late nights in Vegas. hehehe

LoveLOS

Harley Dude 29
01-17-06, 21:35
I noted that another monger had mentioned BCB advertising for Georgia Ave. I thought it would be a good one to try out, with the possibility of international staff. Wow, did I get a surprise. I wasn't exactly sure of location, so called to find out exactly how far up Georgia it was and what the base hourly rate was. The lady spoke excellent english, and did not answer any questions, but asked exactly where and when I saw their ad. She had me, and I told her that I remembered the place from when it was Golden, and she said that was wrong, and again wanted to know how I learned about it. I then tried the old friend spoke very highly of BCB, and again that got nowhere. She told me I was looking for the wrong kind of place, and hung up.

So the question would be is this a legit place, or was she just being cautious. It was on a Saturday, so I don't think it was a matter of too many customers.

Baltimonger
01-17-06, 21:38
Man, what a night! I had one of my greatest fantasies fillfilled. The is simply nothing else to say. Can't wait for the next one!
Wise One:
Meeting Robucks was one of your greatest fantasies? Can't you aim a little higher than that?

I just added El Matematico to my ignore list. I no longer have to smell the cesspool he and a few other scumbags (Scorpo, Scorpoo, Speedo) wallow in. Of course, I suspect they are all one and the same.

Try it, it works.

Orlando Rater
01-18-06, 03:05
Just got back from Sky Spa and man. I absolutely love Coco. She was worth every single penny. Started out with a body scrub. Afterwards, she led me into room 1 and gave me a 15 minute massage. We kidded with each other for a little before she excused herself and came back. Started out Missionary, then doggie standing up, then doggie on her knees, missionary again then cowgirl. Loved it and the best part was the gentle kisses on the lips, the no rush service and the cuddling afterwards. She asked me not to leave and if I did, to come back as soon as I could. .6 for the hour with 1.2 tip.

Orlando Rater
01-18-06, 03:06
My bad. I went to OK Spa, not Sky Spa. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Hondo Lane
01-18-06, 09:11
Not a gfe and looks better in person. Not me in pics; I don't get paid enough to get in front of the lens.


Hondo Lane

Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.

Mighty Spearsman
01-18-06, 18:30
Amp - Amex?
Usually post in Norfolk area. We don't have "backwalkin" places down here; and I need one.

Any of the DC area (and a few ads are back in Waldorf area as well) AMPs take AMEX for door/tips?

Thanks. Can share info for this area in exchange.

pb
The above inquiry was made in the "AMP Indexes" section, but I'll reply here since I don't want to clog up that thread.

Several AMPs in DC do take credit cards, usually Visa and Mastercard, but also Amex. But IMHO a monger would be CRAZY to ever use any credit or debit card at an AMP, an MP, etc. It creates an electronic and paper trail that leaves you open to investigation by LE should the establishment ever be busted.

Remember, several AMPs and MPs have been busted lately for reasons that have nothing to do with the sex trade. Oftentimes, the authorities are looking into money laundering, or illegal immigrants working there, or gang activity, or even for drugs, and they will always carefully study the establishment's bookkeeping records. Even though it would be difficult for LE to prosecute you for any activities connected with your AMP/MP visit (that may have taken place months earlier), still the hassle and possibility of public exposure and embarrassment just isn't worth it.

If you don't have a lot of cash in your pocket, use the credit card to get a cash advance from an ATM just before you walk into an AMP/MP! If you don't know how much cash you'll need, come here to USA SG first and read some posts to find out. As our Senior Members already know, all DC AMPs charge $60 house fee for one hour, with the expected tip for eveything usually $100 (an extra $20 for exceptional service, although I rarely pay more than $100).

A couple of years ago the Alpha MP in Hartford, Connecticut was busted as part of a money laundering investigation, and the list of credit card customers became public, much to the embarrassment of many guys. Luckily I had always paid in cash whever I had gone there, and had never used my real name, so I had nothing to worry about (whew!).

Mighty Spearsman
01-18-06, 18:44
Stopped by the Sun Club at G and 6th again this week.

Unfortunately the dearly beloved "Pink" (who was DC's leading practitioner of "fire and ice") is gone from this AMP for good, presumably to another AMP elsewhere on the circuit.

However, I am happy to confirm that Coco still works there, and that she still gives the best table shower in all of DC - highly recommended for any of you who haven't yet experienced it! She also gave the usual high quality massage etc. once back in the room.

I used the coupon that appears regularly in the Sports section of the Washington Post and only had to pay $50 house fee for an hour, plus the usual donation to Coco's college tuition fund as a way of thanking her for the nice massage.

P.S. Coco once again told me at the end that I was #1, same as some of the other mongers who have posted here. Sounds as if a lot of us share that ranking :)

WiseBorn
01-18-06, 19:02
Wise One:
Meeting Robucks was one of your greatest fantasies? Can't you aim a little higher than that?

I just added El Matematico to my ignore list. I no longer have to smell the cesspool he and a few other scumbags (Scorpo, Scorpoo, Speedo) wallow in. Of course, I suspect they are all one and the same.

Try it, it works.
LOL! yeah unfournately Meeting the Great Robucks was the highlight of my nasty brutish and short life.

Black Yogi
01-19-06, 00:11
I would like to thank you all for all your Intel on Sun. I stop by there Saturday, while taking a break from the DC Bike Show. I have not been to an AMP in about a year. I used to go to Supra, but decided to check out Sun, Mamasan greeted me at the door with the usually been here before and of course I said yes been a while.

I was lead to the VIP room and she said I will get girls and I said CO CO and I get her. When COCO came in the room she must thought I was one of you monger, because she said long time no see. Gave up the house to COCO and off to the TS. This was a great time in the Shower, COCO used her body as the wash cloth, this was a non rush session. Back in the room, she finishes drying me off and kissing little bear

The massage was not great but that was okay with me. There was a lot of AR and BBBJ while on my stomach. All the time she was saying COCO number 1. On the flip there was some more bbbj and than went to 69, about this time I am ready the drive her home so I do some DATY onto CG, Doggie to finish off with Mish.

Got dress and I received my first VIP Card and plan on filling it up. I just want to know is all the girl at Sun like this or did me hit the Joke Pot.

Yogi

LoveLOS
01-19-06, 01:34
SpearChucker,
You got it wrong dude, the girl is a walking advertisment for herself. Her favorite sentence is "COCO number 1." Apparently, it's working, she seems to be the star-du-jour at Sky. I can't complain, but I still gotta hit ShiShi, just for comparison sake. SMWSLT.

Oh yea, While she may have mumbled something about LL number 1, I can't be sure, but I definately heard "Mighty Spearguy, number two now" as she was in the throes of... well, her massage.

No report on Ms LoveLOS? Sorry that you must not have been able to hook up with her, or she was just being her faithful little self... :p

Bear,
Welcome to DC.

Peter Insane,
You have to be to use AMEX/VI/MC/DISC check or anything that leaves a paper trail... For all the reasons MS detailed.

Hondo,
You've lost weight. Nice Pics.

Wise,
Robux was pleased to meet you also.

Handy,
First, I ask that you (and others) not be offended whenever I do not use your correct screen name. That practice stems from my personal tribute to Trashman, who was the hero of many on this board, and it was his trademark also. As his pawowan learner, I picked up the habit, and refuse to stop doing so.

In retrospect, "Handjob" was perhaps a bit strong for a first comment :p, but you will notice I just referred to a member I have the UTMOST RESPECT for as "Spearchucker." He too has EARNED my respect, still I love to poke fun at my comrads in arms on this board.

Our brief interaction was, from my viewpoint, constructive. I did call you down because you and Lax were both inferring insult (that may not have been meant for each other) and fanning the flames to the detriment of the board. Another tool I learned from T-man -- judicious use of a FLAMETHROWER :p was, IMHBAO, required. However, your response did earn you instant respect from myself and probably from Lax. Your even-handed and insightful response below indicates a level of intellegence that is appreciated on this board. I regret that you have chosen NOT to become part of the posting community here in DC, but I extend my hand of friendship in the hopes you will change your mind!


Would welcome anybodies suggestion as to three better superstars at one place, at the same time. Bo,
I agree with your assessment of the current situation is special! Do you recall the winter of 2004? Mimi, Maya and Jackie were at Downtown, they are still legendary. Gawd I miss those women.

Be well all,
LL

Trav
01-19-06, 01:37
Got dress and I received my first VIP Card and plan on filling it up. I just want to know is all the girl at Sun like this or did me hit the Joke Pot.

YogiThe table slide is not typical at DC AMPs. But is the standard at some Philly AMPs (CH2).

Can anyone provide description of Coco? I have read mix comments here about her looks and would appreciate more descriptive details (i.e., approx age). The reason I ask is II once went to see a provider that was highly touted here but when I got to see her, she was in her late 30's so I felt mislead. Money does not grow on trees so I would like to use it wisely. Thanks in advance!

Mr Boh
01-19-06, 02:44
COCO is listed in two reviews just below, by Black Yogi and Mighty Spearsman. Glad that she is still at Sun, and served you well. Have been with Coco only one time. Her performance was as described, but was just not what I was intending to accomplish.

Momason, is named TINA, and we get along well. She told me that PINK has returned to Korea, and it was in a tone that indicated it was not just to vacation.

TINA was straightforward and explained that ANGEL would be on vacation for about 9 days, and that as soon as ANGEL returned, MIMI would depart on vacation. Angel departed, returned, and MIMI is away, on a vacation.

Considering the beauty, and quality of service provided by ANGEL, MIMI, and COCO, I suggest that these ladies are equivalent to best of any starting lineup in the history of any Sport.

Would welcome anybodies suggestion as to three better superstars at one place, at the same time.

Someday, I know I will look back and think just how lucky we were in the Winter of 2006.

Handiman66
01-19-06, 08:19
LOS,

Much thanks, and I assure you I am not insulted at the "hand job". You had stated before that it was a habbit and I see that.

I travel to DC less often then I'd like, but when I can I promise to contribute (both here and Baltimore). I, too, met with coco a week back and posted a reveiew her for here. Man oh man. York PM'ed me to see if she may be his coco of old, and oh yes she is in my opinion.

Thanks for the welcome, it is apreciated.

HM

Handy,

First, I ask that you (and others) not be offended whenever I do not use your correct screen name. That practice stems from my personal tribute to Trashman, who was the hero of many on this board, and it was his trademark also. As his pawowan learner, I picked up the habit, and refuse to stop doing so.

In retrospect, "Handjob" was perhaps a bit strong for a first comment :p, but you will notice I just referred to a member I have the UTMOST RESPECT for as "Spearchucker." He too has EARNED my respect, still I love to poke fun at my comrads in arms on this board.

Our brief interaction was, from my viewpoint, constructive. I did call you down because you and Lax were both inferring insult (that may not have been meant for each other) and fanning the flames to the detriment of the board. Another tool I learned from T-man -- judicious use of a FLAMETHROWER :p was, IMHBAO, required. However, your response did earn you instant respect from myself and probably from Lax. Your even-handed and insightful response below indicates a level of intellegence that is appreciated on this board. I regret that you have chosen NOT to become part of the posting community here in DC, but I extend my hand of friendship in the hopes you will change your mind!

Bo,
I agree with your assessment of the current situation is special! Do you recall the winter of 2004? Mimi, Maya and Jackie were at Downtown, they are still legendary. Gawd I miss those women.

Be well all,
LL[/QUOTE]

Member #4338
01-19-06, 09:14
Sorry guys. I just can't put Coco @ Sun in the same league with Angel and Mimi let alone the late great pair of Maya and Mimi formerly of DT fame. Sure Coco gives you the B2B TS that I have enjoyed but given her technique back in the room I find the thrill wears off after one or two sessions. Now Angel and Mimi are stunning young women who, I find, provide a superior session if you are willing to invest a little time in making them feel satisfied. Just my $.02 ;)

Oh yeah, while we're talking about current favs, let's not forget Linda @ Royal. Talk about cleaning your pipes :D

LL: Who and where is ShiShi? Enquiring minds want to know?

Handi: I concur with LL and hope that you will not be offended by our initial encounter and agree to join our "club".

Peace and love.

Lax

MoonView
01-19-06, 10:00
COCO is listed in two reviews just below, by Black Yogi and Mighty Spearsman. Glad that she is still at Sun, and served you well. Have been with Coco only one time. Her performance was as described, but was just not what I was intending to accomplish.

Momason, is named TINA, and we get along well. She told me that PINK has returned to Korea, and it was in a tone that indicated it was not just to vacation.

TINA was straightforward and explained that ANGEL would be on vacation for about 9 days, and that as soon as ANGEL returned, MIMI would depart on vacation. Angel departed, returned, and MIMI is away, on a vacation.

Considering the beauty, and quality of service provided by ANGEL, MIMI, and COCO, I suggest that these ladies are equivalent to best of any starting lineup in the history of any Sport.

Would welcome anybodies suggestion as to three better superstars at one place, at the same time.

Someday, I know I will look back and think just how lucky we were in the Winter of 2006.

FYI; Just spoke to Pink, she is slated to return to the area in ~2 weeks.

MnV

Walladog
01-19-06, 11:26
Howdy DC Crowd. My last visit was over a year ago but the active posts gave me the info to have a great time at Supra while I was in town. I'm going to be there at the end of the month and I will stop at Supra again, from the looks of things I think I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't also checkout the "all-star lineup" at Sun. I just wanted to confirm my etiquette....is it still .6 to the house and 1.0 for the FS tip? As I recall that was standard on my last visit but I wasn't sure if things had changed. Of course prices out in the midwest here dont compare!

Asian Shark
01-19-06, 13:03
Found a Diamond in HWC. I had posted a bad experience few months ago at HWC and decided never go back their again, but my Junior changed my mind and decided to try HWC to see if anything had changed. When I walked in to the room and was waiting for a girl to come in. And Bamb !!! there she was a girl with a look that got me all wound up right away. She had a short hair cut and she had this innocent look to it. Her name was Mickey. After few conversation, went to table shower, not too exciting but I was already excited to see her naked body. She had this natural boobs that fell just right on her chest and she also had a nice small butt. Overall experience was outstanding. I can't wait until I see her agian soon.

She was telling me that they are changing girls out every two months. Looking forward to new talents.

Asian Shark

Be good to Mickey

Member #4338
01-19-06, 13:21
Shark:

Your report interests me as I like em with short hair and natural tatas, but isn't HWC in NOVA?

Lax

Handiman66
01-19-06, 18:27
Man, I think I need to spend more time in DC. So many girls, so little time.

Thanks, Lax, apreciated.

HM

Mr Boh
01-19-06, 22:19
When posting below. I was thinking of the best THREE STARS that were ever on the same team, at the same time. THis could be in an athletic sport an AMP, or even baseball.

Am probably a lot older than those who responded. I do respect and appreciate each response. However no person described three STARS on the SAME TEAM at the SAME TIME.

I can remember back to the late 1940s and early 1950s. This memory does not include memory of mamary at AMPs, but, does include baseball. Both the Orioles and Senators had a pair of great starters, such as Camilio Pasquel, and Pedro Ramos, who could blaze a fastball past most batters, or drop a curve ball off the table. But, not three WINNERS.

However, the only combination of THREE STARS on ONE TEAM, at the SAME TIME was in Cleveland from 1949 until 1955: These were Bob Feller, Early Wynn, and Bob Lemon.

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/Wynn_Early.htm

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/Feller_Bob.htm

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/hofer_bios/Lemon_Bob.htm

Yes, many AMPs have two STARS at ONE TIME, but THREE is HARD to CUM ACCROSS.

My best recomendation of two would include as posted, Angel and Mimi. Also, as posted, to get their best, it is best to give them your best. Dinner at the Y, in combination with digitals, brings both Angel and Mimi to the Land of Multiple Oh's. Then, in return, what went around goes around.

Still have not heard o a better, Best List of a STARTING three that will take you where you want to be.

But as at as best Service at ONE AMP, Sun is hard to better, without additional postings of services provided.

Vamonger
01-20-06, 00:46
Made a lunch time run to Happiness and drew Miki. Nice bod, wavy long hair and a face that was very un-Korean like...closer to Malay really. I told her that and she said she get's that all the time. TS was good. Back to the room for a light massage and small talk.

I kept looking at her, and pretty sure I drew her in a previous rotation a year or so ago. Anyway, on to the main event. She can be a bit shy at times, and she is very safety conscious, which is really a good thing. Not much in to kissing it would seem, and not interested in having her clam kissed. No prob. Her French was good, but nothing spectacular. Main event going well until I heard the 2 phrases that just shut me down...'hurry up' and 'I'm tired'.
Well, it wasn't as emphatic as I've heard in the past, so things progressed and I put her out of her misery as it were and we parted on good terms.

The mamasans her seem to run a tight ship, always greet me coming and going, and ask about how things went. I said 'Ok, but she said she was tired'. She replied with a thanks and that more girls would be inbound.

Looks: 7.5 (just a slight hint of a rice pooch., kinda cute) beautiful natural A+ or smalls B-

Attitude: 6.5 for the comments

Service: 7.5
Yeah, I grade tough.

VAM

Midnight88
01-20-06, 11:36
A lot of movement out there. BE CAREFUL. Two articles below.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903109.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903259.html

BlueTick
01-20-06, 19:04
A lot of movement out there. BE CAREFUL. Two articles below.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903109.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903259.htmlI thought the most interesting paragraph was this:

"Some Korean-run brothels that operate as massage parlors continue to operate in the District and some Virginia counties, according to Web sites where patrons exchange tips and information about them."

Yellofvr
01-20-06, 22:21
A lot of movement out there. BE CAREFUL. Two articles below.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903109.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011903259.html

Fox Morning News was camped out in front of the prof's place and was able to get some quick video footage of her. She looked to be a POA from the shot they got, but who knows. 400 dolla is a bit steep, though.

fvr

Baltimonger
01-20-06, 22:50
FYI; Just spoke to Pink, she is slated to return to the area in ~2 weeks.
Pink it´s my new obsession
Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink ´cause you are so very
Pink it´s the color of passion
`Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink it was love at first sight, yea
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
Pink You could be my flamingo
Pink ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
Pink I want to be your lover
Pink I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it´s like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

God bless you, Steven Tyler

Midnight88
01-21-06, 00:08
Fox Morning News was camped out in front of the prof's place and was able to get some quick video footage of her. She looked to be a POA from the shot they got, but who knows. 400 dolla is a bit steep, though.

fvrSaw her on eros using name Alexis. Even referenced the now shutdown website. She was asking 275 there. Even lists incall in Howard county.

This is worrisome, as it was reported that they tracked her down via her website.

LoveLOS
01-21-06, 02:33
Montgomery detectives say they have been able to close all the Korean-run brothels that operated out of commercial locations in the county.
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Some Korean-run brothels that operate as massage parlors continue to operate in the District and some Virginia counties, according to Web sites where patrons exchange tips and information about them.This discussion is not new to this board. Again, I suggest caution in posting reports to fluff up our own egos that would falsely imply that the massage places around town offer any extras that might be construed as prostitution.

JMHO.

I hope Ernesto is a member of USG. If not I hope he gets to read this and chooses to join our motley crew. He could probably help us!

"Thirty dollars for 15 minutes."

Most have doormen who communicate with security guards outside using two-way radios. Owners advertise by word of mouth and by handing out fake business cards that promote sales of such innocuous items as cowboy boots or tamales.

According to police, doormen give clients a poker chip, a playing card or a glass bead, which the clients give to the prostitutes to prove they have paid. The women, many of whom are based in New York and New Jersey, spend week-long stints at the brothels. At the end of the week, they turn over the chips, cards or beads in exchange for a share of the profit -- usually $15 per client.
Court documents suggest that Britton had serious financial and personal problems in recent years, filing for bankruptcy in 2002 and going through a contentious divorce in which she accused her former husband of physical abuse.Here we have the ultimate victimless crime that is being agressively pursued by the PIGS. The lady was trying to make a fucking living for God's sakes!
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down.
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down.
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down.
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em all around.

BTW - KJ that just prooves your poetic skill, you should be a song writer:
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect,
And I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

Man, I think I need to spend more time in DC. So many girls, so little time.SMWSLT!!! Handi - Welcome to our world.... :D

Lax, Inquiring minds need to RTFF dude!!! Sheesh, Newbies... :) Bad news is that Backchannel intel indicates Shi Shi has moved on. Since I FINALLY caught you in failing to RTFF, I sentence YOU to find out for sure... Sacrafice your body, go to Sun.

Can anyone provide description of Coco? I have read mix comments here about her looks and would appreciate more descriptive details (i.e., approx age). Travel Guy, See the link above. I posted a description of both Coco and ShiShi, and yes, I thought ShiShi was hotter, but Coco was a good provider (see comments below for perspective). I guessed her age at about 26 and she did not deny it... BTW - you need to post more! ;)

Yo BOH, I still vote for Mimi, Maya and Kelly, who were all at Downtown simultaneously the winter of 2003/2004. All three are still in my top AMP girls list (no particular order):
Mimi@DT
Maya@DT
Kelly@DT
Bebe@DT
LindaLL@Royal
SandyLL@Olympic
Bebe@Olympic
JulieLL@Sky
Mimi@Happiness
(I mention the other 6 since it will bring some FOND MEMORIES to many who read these pages.)

Regarding your starting lineup, I have not met Angel, and I think my Mimi@Happiness is the same as Mimi@Sun, but Coco is not in the same league with any of the superstars I mentioned above. When Pink gets back, I might have to get an apartment near the MCI center...

LoveLOS

Member #4338
01-21-06, 08:34
LL:

Bro, you got me on ShiShi. I'll do my penance as suggested at Sun to see if she is still there.

I can confirm that the current Mimi @ Sun is the former Mimi @ Happines and indeed the former Julie @ 1413K. If you've not yet met Angel you are missing a true candidate for the AMP girl HOF ;)

Your list of top AMP girls can not be complete without the former Bebe at Sun. I know that Boh will second this vote as I think he fell under her spell like I did.

Lax

LexLuther
01-21-06, 10:08
You guys see what happens when someone starts beating the drum. All kinds of scumbags try to get on the bandwagon. Ernesto and all the other "do-gooders" won't be happy until they have made a name for themselves on the backs of some poor, undereducated immigrants. Lex wonders whether it would be possible to restrict viewing of the boards in DC/MD/VA to senior members until this shit blows over, as it always does.

If not, we'll all be spending a lot of time with Rosey Palma while in the national capitol area.

LexLuther

Robux
01-21-06, 11:08
Originally Posted by Ernesto Londoño, Washington Post Staff Writer

"Sometimes it takes five or six interviews to break these girls, to let them know we're the good guys," said Stack, noting that many have an inherent distrust of law enforcement officers. "We haven't gotten any trafficking victims from these cases. It's not because we haven't spoken to them. It's not because we're not trying. It's just very difficult to make these girls flip."

Uh, ossifer, ever think you might actually be wrong about
1. Being the good guys,
2. Your entire understanding of the girls as victims?

Without getting into the legal history of Prohibition (we all know how well that succeeded), or prohibitions of the sex business, let me just say this:

When I was in junior high, it was easier to buy a bag of dope than to get a bottle of wine or a beer, because if it's legal, it's much easier for the government to control.

Robux

LexLuther
01-21-06, 12:50
Robux has touched on a sore spot issue for Lex. The government would like to have it's cake and eat it too, so to speak.

On the one hand, they would like to accuse the spa owners and their ilk of trafficking so they can put them out of business.

On the other hand, while a few of the providers are undocumented aliens, the government (ICE which comes under Homeland Security) does not view such women as trafficked women. To recognize them as trafficked women means they would not be able to jail or deport them.

Then you have us mongers. All we want to eat is the occasional slice of meat and hair pie.

Lex

Tipster
01-21-06, 15:24
Man, I think I need to spend more time in DC. So many girls, so little time.

Thanks, Lax, apreciated.

HMAngel,
Ye art in heaven;
Makin' me wish I was
once again seven plus eleven.

You're turnin me on with
your double belly plugs,
heavenly hugs,
and sweet shoulder snugs.

You're now naked
but for your gold body chain,
It's only your teasing that causes me
temporary pain.

Althongh the nignt is late,
The Sun is shining over this GFE;
Check out those personalized panties that some
monger kindly gave thee.

But then check out the walls,
Lined to the ceiling with theatening mold.
Will you keep that smile or will the
environs turn you prematurely old?

Rev333
01-21-06, 15:54
WTF, it seems everybody has been at each others throats ever since i stopped posting. Well i think everybody needs to relax. I see the same things over and over, newbies askin dumb questions, seniors gettin mad and every body bitchin bout to much intel or not enough. Anyways, let me start the new year by formally announcing my retirement(against my will) but alot has happened between me and my PO, and i had to quit. ill be leaving for alabama for 2 months, maybe ill have something to report there. Ill still be monitoring the board and will offer advice as needed. LL, Robo, Loop, ive been under house arrest for quite some time and predict ill be under it even longer. Sorry for missing the RT. Stay in touch, and remember, like batman ill be watching from the shadows. LOL

The immortal,
REV333

Tipster
01-21-06, 18:30
Angel,
Ye art in heaven;
makin' me wish I was
once again seven plus eleven.

You're turning me on with
your double belly plugs,
heavenly hugs, and
sweet shoulder snugs.

You're now naked
but for your gold body chain.
It's only your teasing that causes me
temporary pain.

Although the night is late,
the Sun is shining over this GFE.
Check out those personalized panties that
some monger kindly gave thee.

But then check out the walls,
lined to the ceiling with theatening mold.
Will you keep that smile or will the
environs turn you prematurely old?

Handiman66
01-21-06, 19:13
Mr. Pink: Pink, pink. I don't want to be pink.

If this Pink did some time in RI, I will have to agree with KJ. no b2b ts like coco (ahhh coco) but the session is unreal. I will "be pink" anythime

I hope you guys don't mind me chiming in from afar till my next visit.

Although I hear your point, Lex, I hope to not loose my privlages here (non senior). I would truly miss this forum.

HM

BigTigger
01-21-06, 19:13
Made the trip to Sun today and experienced my jubilation right next to the Hoyas who were experiencing theirs today also. That was a great win for the Hoyas today (upsetting #1 Duke) and a great diversion as I rang the doorbell and made my way upstairs to meet CoCo for the first time.

First: I acted like I had been there numerous times. Spoke the Korean "hello" to mamasan ( ajima ), smiled and started walking as soon as the door was open. "Yeah I've been here before, oh by the way, can you send in CoCo please.... thanks".

Just like the other poster, Coco said "where you been, long time no see", I found this humorous and knew I was going to be treated well. Gave her the house fee without her asking and commenced to undressing. The tip was on the table before she returned and I was off to shower like any other "regular".

Amazing shower, next time I want to negotiate for a shower finish. It would be great to release while she's doing that body-to-body-soap-suds-dance. Whew!

Back in the room, I must report that all went well......"massagee", rim action, bbbj, cbj, 69, mish, doggie, laying on belly doggie (don't know the term for that one).

No complaints here. Sun got busy and she was rushed by the management so she did not help me with my clothes, but I was fine with that. We went over the 1 hour anyway.

Be forewarned, she's not the "young hard-bodied" type. She's pretty, but looks older, which for asians means she is much older than we think. She's not very curvy (in either direction) from the waist down, but she has a great set of assets up top.

She has a great attitude, very experienced, no faking sounds and no patronizing comments. She also at least gives you the impession she's having a good time herself.

I enjoyed it and will return!!

BigTig!

Mr Boh
01-21-06, 23:26
You noted that:

No list of top AMP girls can not be complete without the former Bebe at Sun. I know that Boh will second this vote as I think he fell under her spell like I did.

Absou**cking correct. Bebe rom Sun was, and shall remain,on the All Time All Stasr list. You got to be sh**ing me that she was not THE BEST!

However, Angel continues to offer services to HER regulars that is hard to exceed!

Be HAPPY! Stop the BS on this Board. See Angel. or Mimi, and be able to speek as one who has had the very BEST! Stop wanting to be a "Wanto have Been."

wilburdj
01-22-06, 12:57
I'm a visiting monger from SC -- get up here a few times annually. Thanks for the information on this board -- you guys are good!

I went to Supra last night and was paired with "Nauty" (who knows if the spelling is even close). She said she had been here just a few weeks from Hawaii. She is a real knockout -- taller than most AMP providers, beautiful and has a terrific bod. On top of that, she is easy to understand, well-spoken, and articulate.

TS was decent and main event was enthusiastic and above average. My disappointment was there was no massage -- got down to business right away. There was some light touching afterward, but nothing I would call a "massage."

Standard fee (entry + $)

Dr.Monger
01-22-06, 13:56
I found myself in DC over the weekend, and thought I would do quick perusal of the Loop. Well, I was there prime time, and it was fairly dead. Headed up to TBWNN, and boy has it changed since the last time I was there. The place was as packed as I have ever seen it, mostly pimps and guys who clearly were eligible for TOEFL. And the women looked like something out of a FFA competition. I hung out for quite a while, just observing. I must have looked like a cop, cause only one lady came up to me (definitely a blue ribbon contender) and asked me if I was having a good time. I gave her an enthusiastic yes, so as not to encourage her to sit on my lap, which would have neccesitated a trip to the local infirmary. Not really anything good to report.Plus the place distincly smelled of vomit. Oh somehow I did not have to pay the cover, the troll at the door waved me in.

Back on the streets, still nothing out. L, which had been a hotbed of activity over the summer, was totally dead. Saw one WSW with great legs and a short skirt hop into a car just in front of me. Another WSW at the end of the track, waving frantically to cars. Looped around a few times, but other than some escapees from TBWNN (I guess someone left the door to the pen open) there was nothing. Oh well, half the fun is the hit-or-miss nature of street mongering.

Dr. Monger

P.S. As a DC board "outsider" who does not do AMPS, has any thought been given to creating seperate street and AMP report sections? Don;t flame me too hard, its just a suggestion :D

Dave GD
01-22-06, 23:56
USGers,

I saw this CL posting, but couldn't find it in the AMP list. Does anyone have any info on this one?

Davegdb

Authentic Thai Massage by a Real Thai

Deeply relaxing and therapeutic massage done just like in Thailand, on floor mat and with clothes on. By appointment only on Tuesdays and Saturdays for the next two weeks. 11am-8pm.

Also, Swedish massage with or without hot stones during the weekdays. On weekend, Hummingbird Spa Signature East meets West Massages are available by appointment.

All appointments require credit card information for reservation. 50% cancellation fee will be charged if change or cancel the appointment within 24 hours prior to the appointment at our discretion.


Hummingbird Spa
2440 M St, NW, #505
Washington, DC
Appointment:
202-785-0303

Dave GD
01-22-06, 23:59
USGers,

Does anyone know of an AMP that also provides Thai massage? I used to go to an AMP in Fremont, CA, that had a girl who provided Thai Massage (at least they told me it was Thai).

I have seen clothed Thai massage advertised a couple of places, but that isn't quite what I was looking for.

Davegdb

Loop Vet
01-23-06, 00:25
Rev, sorry to hear you're quitting the game. You're better off for it though. Hope Alambama treats you right. Bummer we couldn't meet up for one last hoorah. You know where to find me if you get an itch.

Anyway, brother Rev, I'm no good with goodbye's so let me just say we'll miss your insight and I'll miss going to confession. Maybe one last confession before you go: Last night I had some double-team action and it was damn good. Thick and thin, best of both worlds.

Don't be a stranger...

Loop

Loop Vet
01-23-06, 00:40
P.S. As a DC board "outsider" who does not do AMPS, has any thought been given to creating seperate street and AMP report sections? Don;t flame me too hard, its just a suggestion :D

Not a bad suggestion, Doc. Maybe it would encourage some silent street scene guys to post. Otherwise it would be me, BW, and LL talking to each other. And that would be a problem because we're all such egomaniacs that we'd post it on this thread to make sure everyone reads it.

If someone starts a new street scene thread, I'll post there.

Sorry to hear your night downtown was a bust. Hopefully next time I'll be around so you could at least have some company.

Mighty Spearsman
01-23-06, 01:15
USGers,

I saw this CL posting, but couldn't find it in the AMP list. Does anyone have any info on this one?

Davegdb

Authentic Thai Massage by a Real Thai

Deeply relaxing and therapeutic massage done just like in Thailand, on floor mat and with clothes on. By appointment only on Tuesdays and Saturdays for the next two weeks. 11am-8pm.

Also, Swedish massage with or without hot stones during the weekdays. On weekend, Hummingbird Spa Signature East meets West Massages are available by appointment.

All appointments require credit card information for reservation. 50% cancellation fee will be charged if change or cancel the appointment within 24 hours prior to the appointment at our discretion.

Hummingbird Spa
2440 M St, NW, #505
Washington, DC
Appointment:
202-785-0303
Never heard of this place before, but the operating hours of 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. suggest that it's a legitimate massage place, most likely nothing more. Some legitimate places do offer HJs, especially to repeat customers, but anything more is probably out of the question.

Reading the comments at the end about credit cards, cancellation fees, etc. makes me think that this place is probably more trouble than it's worth. If someone wants a legitimate massage and nothing more, there are other places that can provide a decent massage - heck, most of the girls at most DC AMPs usually give a great massage.

nut scratcher
01-23-06, 01:51
Never heard of this place before, but the operating hours of 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. suggest that it's a legitimate massage place, most likely nothing more. Some legitimate places do offer HJs, especially to repeat customers, but anything more is probably out of the question.

Reading the comments at the end about credit cards, cancellation fees, etc. makes me think that this place is probably more trouble than it's worth. If someone wants a legitimate massage and nothing more, there are other places that can provide a decent massage - heck, most of the girls at most DC AMPs usually give a great massage.
This place is a few doors down from OK. When I walked by it did not look like a place for guys donating to the college funds of KMP girls.

Big White
01-23-06, 02:10
.... Oh somehow I did not have to pay the cover, the troll at the door waved me in.....

Back on the streets, still nothing out. L, which had been a hotbed of activity over the summer, was totally dead.....

With regards to the cover charge, you must have been lucky that night, or got there before 10 pm (when the cover charge takes effect). I feel your pain on the looks of some of the early shift girls. In my experience, the real girls start filtering in about midnight, and I think the place is at its best around 2 am (or maybe its just the application of the theory that the girls start getting better looking near closing time?).

I agree that L is relatively quiet recently (last couple of months), compared to the summertime. According to some of the girls I deal with, its a combination of cold weather and/or outstanding warrants, with the periodic "hot" days.

Not at all related to your post, but for general discussion in the group, I see the occasional mention on the board about LE clamping down on the track, but I'd like to advocate that when one says/posts that the police are clamping down, that the statement try to make clear whether it is supported by actual knowledge or data (e.g., increasing arrests, police buddies, etc.), or whether its just a hunch based on the lack of girls on the streets at the time of observation. The police cars have been around the loop consistently, even in the summer when L was hopping. Its good to be cautious based on all of the recent press (about AMPs), and cautions based on hunches are certainly welcome, its just that by consistently saying/repeating that there is a crackdown without a more factual basis to go on would seemingly deter some mongers from experiencing the thrill of the hunt.

BW

WiseBorn
01-23-06, 12:51
I would like to see a DC board. It should be like some of the other sub boards that feature the exploits of a legendary poster something like "LoopVet in DC" maybe?

B-Dubb I notice that the SW's either flood or stay away in droves, but If sure they have to meet expenses daily, how do you think that they get dates on their "stayaway days?.

REV I never met you but I appreciated your contributions to our little hobby. Good luck on your retirement.

Dr.Monger
01-23-06, 13:39
With regards to the cover charge, you must have been lucky that night, or got there before 10 pm (when the cover charge takes effect). I feel your pain on the looks of some of the early shift girls. In my experience, the real girls start filtering in about midnight, and I think the place is at its best around 2 am (or maybe its just the application of the theory that the girls start getting better looking near closing time?).

I agree that L is relatively quiet recently (last couple of months), compared to the summertime. According to some of the girls I deal with, its a combination of cold weather and/or outstanding warrants, with the periodic "hot" days.

....

BW

BW,

I was there for the late shift. Everyone else was being charged the cover. And the ahem, ladies, were not good. I hung out for a while, and things got no better. As most here know, I only like vanilla party girls. There was one in the bar, but she was a 4 or 5, and looked like she had been ridden hard and put away wet.

As for L, I remember this past summer it was literally a cornucopia of SW. There had to be like 15-25 at once on the one block strip right after the circle. That's the time I saw the Jennifer Love-Hewitt look-alike. Just imagine Jennifer Love-Hewitt in a black teddy with garters and hose. I can't believe I missed her that night! Then never saw her again.

Anyhow, like I said, I totally understand the hit or miss nature of the game.

Dr. Monger

P.S. So someone start a DC street thread! I don't want it to be me, as I am a DC irregular.

Member #4338
01-23-06, 16:45
I was on my way to do my penance @ Sun to determine if ShiShi was still in residence. I got diverted and ended up at Mini with Young :D See my initial report on her from 1/6/06. Second verse same as the first! Truly outstanding.

Be safe.

Lax

Big White
01-23-06, 22:06
...B-Dubb I notice that the SW's either flood or stay away in droves, but If sure they have to meet expenses daily, how do you think that they get dates on their "stayaway days?.


Wise, the answer to your question lies deep in the cell phone records of Loop Vet. In my experience, the girls put to work their telemarketer skills, and try to convince their "regulars" to play. They go right down their phone list until someone takes the bait. As you are also aware, some of the same track girls advertise on Craigslist, dchotgirls, Eros, dcindependentescorts, alluringtemptations, etc.

Some of the girls that I have dated have also been hitting upper Georgia Ave past Walter Reed in the early morning. Sometimes, you can also get drive-thru at Wendy's on NY.

Smoke & Mirrors
01-23-06, 23:32
Jan 20th ROCKVILLE, Md. (AP) - The Montgomery County police department is making it a priority to fight the growing number of brothels.

Detectives and authorities in human trafficking tell The Washington Post the operations have proliferated quietly in recent years in Washington and other areas with large pockets of Hispanic immigrants.

The brothels cater exclusively to immigrants from Latin America and charge about $30 for 15 minutes of sex. Montgomery County police have investigated about two dozen of them in recent years.
Vice detectives say the prostitution attracts violent crime to residential neighborhoods, and authorities suspect many of the workers were trafficked into the country.

Trav
01-24-06, 09:47
Looks like Philly just got hit - my fav (CH2) was just closed.

Jack B Nimble
01-24-06, 13:51
Maybe this dates me a bit, but

I still think one of the best was Christine of DT (probably 2000-2001); she moved off to a short-lived placed called Dragon and then started her own place on Rockville Pike for a bit. Last saw her on Sept 11, 2001!

My memory is fading a bit, but I don't believe she was at DT at the same time of my two other favs, Sharon and Maya (who were there together and even suggested a double which I never had a chance to try).

Other standouts from the old days was a girl called Apple at Kona (remember before the MC crackdown?) who was as good as my chiropractor on massage and as enthusiastic as any provider on the table.

And there was a spa open on 14th Street for just a couple of months (King?) which had a wonderful Japanese girl named Coco.

Drew Park
01-24-06, 19:49
The brothels cater exclusively to immigrants from Latin America and charge about $30 for 15 minutes of sex.

Central Florida has similar places. Catering to the migrant workers who pick oranges and tomatoes.

I can only imagine what the chicas look like...

WiseBorn
01-24-06, 20:50
Wise, the answer to your question lies deep in the cell phone records of Loop Vet. In my experience, the girls put to work their telemarketer skills, and try to convince their "regulars" to play. They go right down their phone list until someone takes the bait. As you are also aware, some of the same track girls advertise on Craigslist, dchotgirls, Eros, dcindependentescorts, alluringtemptations, etc.

Some of the girls that I have dated have also been hitting upper Georgia Ave past Walter Reed in the early morning. Sometimes, you can also get drive-thru at Wendy's on NY.

drive thru at wendy's??! you got to backchannel me about that on PM.

Bruce52
01-24-06, 22:36
I visit DC a couple of times a month on business and often go to NWS, where I have a card. I have also visited the two places side-by-side on 10th. But I never knew about 14K until I read about it here on this site. I paid my first visit yesterday afternoon, between meetings!

I walked in at 3:30, and mamasan took me to a room, where I waited for a girl to arrive. In walked Bonnie (or Bunny?), a 23-year-old Korean (naturally) who had been there only 2 weeks, she said. Previously worked in Queens, and before that Los Angeles. Very nice body. Perfectly proportioned. I don't normally like fake breasts, but hers are nicely done. Closely trimmed pubic hair. Great attitude.

I decided to skip the massage and go straight to the main show. She was a little surprised by that but didn't hesitate. Long DATY without accomplishing my objective, but she didn't fake it, either. BBBJ. On to mish, and I came pretty quickly. I was in kind of a hurry, anyway. Left at 4:15 for my 4:30 meeting.

.6 + $. Totally satisfied.

Bruce

Lennox
01-24-06, 22:53
I have been to AMPs in DC over the years and one thing that really bothers me is the smell of the places. Downtown for instance has a terrible smell in the building, that reeks of rat poison, urine and other terrible scents. Then inside the actual establishment, like most AMPs,has this overpowering asian perfume that actually gets into your clothing. Combine it with the frequent smells of asian food and it just is too much. Smell creates a powerful memory and while the experience is nice, it really keeps me from wanting to return to these places.

Black Yogi
01-24-06, 23:17
Hello Fellow Mongers,

I stop by SUN for a dinner special, and decided to order Angel as my main course. Maybe because this was my first time with this dish, I should have ordered CoCo instead. It started out with a lot of have I seen you before, with me telling her yes it was a while back. I guess after have a main dish of CoCo the TS just isn’t the same? TS were a little rush, not sure if it was because the door bell was ringing off the hook.

The message was average, a lot body rub and chain rub, with kissing all up and down my back side. A lot of kissing around the back side, but no AR. On the flip she showed good technique with her tongue, I was surprise she was doing a lot of BBBj and loving it.

After a let she gets her fill, I have to see if what was said is true. Time for DATY, as reported she love DATY and did not want me to stop. Then it was on to Doggie, GC and a finish with Mish. I will say the services great, compare to CoCo it was sub par. Like I said maybe it was because she under shore if she had seem me before. I will try her again and she if the performance gets any better.

Right now CoCo number one in book, first time out she was like we were old friends.

Yogi

Easy Monger
01-24-06, 23:40
Just wanted to let y'all know that Koni is back from NYC. Had a very nice visit with her at CPHC tonight.

Keep it easy.

Red Hot Peper
01-25-06, 18:18
Hello Fellow Mongers,

Last time I was in DC I had a great experience with Mimi at 14K. I heard 14K closed down. Is this true? Does anyone know if Mimi is still around? She was in her early to mid 20’s with a hot body and some fake jugglers.

LoveLOS
01-25-06, 20:10
Rev,
I wish you well in both your retirement, and maintaining your resolve to retire. It has been good, be well and keep in touch.

My resolution was to retire when my postcount reached the sinister 666, so it would remain there always. Fuck it. Unless I do retire... Hmmmmmmm...


It should be like some of the other sub boards that feature the exploits of a legendary poster something like "LoopVet in DC" maybe?
Only problem is that such boards are generally set up by Jackson to corral an out-of-control poster so the rest of the board can be read by the mainstream. Loopy is only out of control when he gets a ho into the Looplair. He behaves well here. I am sure there are many who would think LL needs to be corralled-especailly when on a binge in DC, but as previously noted, the guy is too much of an egomaniac to post on a sub-board... :p
Otherwise it would be me, BW, and LL talking to each other. And that would be a problem because we're all such egomaniacs that we'd post it on this thread to make sure everyone reads it. Hey Buddy, I represent that remark!!

LoveLOS

Tuco 25
01-25-06, 21:07
I'm new to the DC Board and I wanted to know if anyone has a suggestion for a regular outcall girl. I'm not big on AMP's or incall.

Thanks

Vamonger
01-25-06, 21:17
http://www.thecrlvault.com/publiclink.html
Well for those who enjoyed the likes of Mai-Lee, Britney and Rose from 2005, they're back!

Please see the public link above for instructions on how to join. If you were a registered member of the former organization, you can quickly re-establish yourself and see what is in the vault.

As discussed in the sight, discretion is the new watch word.
DP

Baltimonger
01-25-06, 21:22
LL, I found this on the web:

660
Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

/ 666
Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3
Floating point Beast

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again?
Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666
Area code of the Beast

00666
Zip code of the Beast

666mph
The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666
Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666
Way of the Beast

666 F
Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %
5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr
Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

i66686
CPU of the Beast

665.9997856
The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

666i
BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A
Beast's hexed address

668
Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333
The semi-Christ



P.S. So someone start a DC street thread! I don't want it to be me, as I am a DC irregular.
Wait long enough, and Hizark 21 will do it. He's done it everywhere else.

I forgot one little detail of the last RT: After I was finished with Skittles; she patted me on the face, telling me:"You've got a biiiiiiig dick, yes you do, a big, big, big dick." Unfortunately is was all a dream. I woke up to LL and Big White slapping me in the face yelling: "Wake up, you big dick. Wake up you big fat dick."

K.J. Baltimonger

Paco2888
01-25-06, 23:37
Just wanted to let y'all know that Koni is back from NYC. Had a very nice visit with her at CPHC tonight.

Keep it easy.I too saw her tonight -- first time with Koni for me. Completely lives up to her rep. She really tries to provide a GFE. Not to be greedy, but as I was being to the shower, I spotted another girl who I have not seen before. Tall, with almost Latin features. It wasn't Paula or Soogie. It would have been poor form to ask Koni. Any ideas?

Dr.Monger
01-25-06, 23:41
http://www.thecrlvault.com/publiclink.html
Well for those who enjoyed the likes of Mai-Lee, Britney and Rose from 2005, they're back!

Please see the public link above for instructions on how to join. If you were a registered member of the former organization, you can quickly re-establish yourself and see what is in the vault.

As discussed in the sight, discretion is the new watch word.
DP

Damn never been there before but Kimber-Lee looks SMOKIN'

Sign me up! Now if she would only dye her hair blonde for me...

Dr. Monger

Elric
01-26-06, 00:57
I have been to AMPs in DC over the years and one thing that really bothers me is the smell of the places. Downtown for instance has a terrible smell in the building, that reeks of rat poison, urine and other terrible scents. Then inside the actual establishment, like most AMPs,has this overpowering asian perfume that actually gets into your clothing. Combine it with the frequent smells of asian food and it just is too much. Smell creates a powerful memory and while the experience is nice, it really keeps me from wanting to return to these places.you are so right, most all the places I have been have the same smell. I think it's Kimchi (sp) (a cabbage type of food). But I agree, I hate smelling like it later.

Jack B Nimble
01-26-06, 14:54
Damn never been there before but Kimber-Lee looks SMOKIN'

Sign me up! Now if she would only dye her hair blonde for me...

Dr. Monger

Well they look nice but ... Sorry to be a wet Willie but do you really want to be in the database of a company that has already been busted and/or had a variety of problems???

WiseBorn
01-26-06, 15:34
Well they look nice but ... Sorry to be a wet Willie but do you really want to be in the database of a company that has already been busted and/or had a variety of problems???

"Exactly, I've never been here but the registration stuff is all wrong they really don't need my employment credentials. Can I have theirs?? It's seems like either a scam or they're trying to do be a "Upscale" Private party group, but like white and asian SW's on the track they attract way more LE attention than Black and Latina SW's what they should do is start a Yahoo group and give a out a date to there parties and a cell number for location. that's all the security they need. Known hobbyists can vouch for noobs.

Member #4338
01-26-06, 15:52
I also saw the site and have to agree with the Doc that they look SMOKIN! However, I also have to agree with Jack and Wise that I'm not about to give my personal details including where and for whom I work so that they can verify employment. What if down the road that information and information on how many times I visited, who I saw, what we did etc. were to fall into the wrong hands :eek: The possibilities are too horrifying to imagine. I'll stick to the existing AMPs and continue to enjoy my relative anonymity.

Be very careful out there.

Lax

Loop Vet
01-26-06, 23:07
given that line-up, I think i'd go Rose.

Razors
01-26-06, 23:38
Maybe this dates me a bit, but

I still think one of the best was Christine of DT (probably 2000-2001); she moved off to a short-lived placed called Dragon and then started her own place on Rockville Pike for a bit. Last saw her on Sept 11, 2001!
My All Time Fave. It was actually good for me that Dragon closed down, it was a block from where I was working and I would have spent too much time there otherwise.

Great service, tight tiny and perfect dancer's body (ballet she said).


I heard on the monger grapevine that after leaving DC she ended up married in North Carolina. Have no idea how true the rumor was.

Muff Scout
01-27-06, 12:08
My choice would be Jo-Jo, but I have to agree with what's been said. No way I'm giving up employment data. Even though I own my own business, that's too much private info to give up.

Baltimonger, please don't mention any of those losers. It's been quiet lately.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Mr Boh
01-27-06, 23:17
My first reaction to your post was "You got to be sh*tting me." But there has been far too much hostile postings recently. So instead of going against you Yogi, I think it would be far better to talk about your ideas. You note that Angel is wonderul, but that Coco is the better selection between these two great options.

Put simply, I do not agree, a whole bunch, but would appreciate your reasons in making your decision. Have spent good times with Angel and Coco.

The single reason I found to agree with you is that Coco will start doing certain activities on her own. Angel will match most any activity, but oten has to be encouraged to get started. This has its ups and downs. Just lying there and letting Coco start things up, has its benefits. But once in progress, I think Angel provides a better product. Coco has a larger set o assets. Angel has the looks o a classical fine work of art. This includes the best set of dimples that go with the smiling face.

The more I add to this post, has me thinking that there is very much merit to your ideas. however, when thinking about a visit to Sun on either Saturday or Sunday, I know that i will ask for the appointment with Angel.

Sir, you now have me questioning my own long held conclusions!!!!

As a side point, I point out that Mimi may be away for longer than expected. Called momason this afternoon, to set up a time to see Angel Saturday. Angel is available. Asked if Mimi was back from vacation and was told she will be away for more time.

Yoki, thank you for your genuine beleifs, and damn you or confusing the h*ll out of me.

Be safe, Bo

Member #2652
01-28-06, 08:16
My first reaction to your post was "You got to be sh*tting me." But there has been far too much hostile postings recently. So instead of going against you Yogi, I think it would be far better to talk about your ideas. You note that Angel is wonderul, but that Coco is the better selection between these two great options.

Put simply, I do not agree, a whole bunch, but would appreciate your reasons in making your decision. Have spent good times with Angel and Coco.

The single reason I ound to agree with you is that Coco will start doing certain activities on her own. Angel will match most any activity, but oten has to be encouraged to get started. This has its ups and downs. Just lying there and letting Coco start things up, has its benefits. But once in progress, I think Angel provides a better product. Coco has a larger set o assets. Angel has the looks o a classical fine work of art. This includes the best set o dimples that go with the smile.

The more I add to this post, has me thinking that there is much merit to your ideas. however, when thinking about a visit to Sun on either Saturday or Sunday, I know that i will ask for the appointment with Angel.

Sir, you now have me questioning my own bong held conclusions!!!!

As a side point, I point out that Mimi may be away or longer than expected. Called momason this afternoon, to set up a time to see Angel Saturday. Angel is available. Asked if Mimi was back rom vacation and was told she will be away for more time.

Yoki, thank you for your genuine beleifs, and damn you or confusing the h*ll out of me.

Be safe, BoMr. Boh,

From reading your posts I have developed a high regard for your opinions and always look forward to your posts. However, having been going to massage parlors since the late 60's mostly on the West Coast, I render this opinion from a distance. I only get to DC twice a year, I have to say that the table shower from Coco is so awesome with the body to body scrub that I felt it was my all time massage parlor event. I am sure Angel is great and I hope to sample those goods sometime as well. IMHO

Member #2652

Vamonger
01-28-06, 17:49
Wandered to DT this past Thursday. Drew Coffee who is an older provider (mid-late 30s) with an ok face and pretty nice body. Hmmm, well I did a polite wave off and asked for a lineup from her. She showed back up with 2 younger girls, Pepsi and ????. Well they were younger, but didn't seem all that enthusiastic. Coffee had a certain look about her (perhaps it was the piece of fabric covering her Southern border approaches that was the size of an eye patch) that made me select her. Coffee is probably 5'-6" or so with a nice body and enhanced B+ to C- breasts that looked quite good.

The TS was very nice with some good conversation and an excellent cleaning of all equipment. Back at the room and she asks about the training. When I replied that a full training sesson was needed, she went right to work. Coffee gave me a 2nd shower as it were in the form of a tongue bath from neck to knees with a lenghty stop in between. Her knowledge of French and Asian muscle training is quite good and seems to actually enjoy it.

The rest of the session was quite good with quite a bit of verbal encouragement thrown my way. She is an equestrian and showed me how she would ride a horse side saddle at one point. All ended well and she gave me a quick cleanup and helped me get dressed. Overall, I would definately see her again. Service was excellent.

Looks 6.5 (marked down .5 or so for being a bit older than preferred)
Attitude 8.0
Service 8.0

VAM

Handiman66
01-28-06, 18:51
WOW, I never expected so much to come out of the coco thing. My opinion really has little weight as coco so far is the only AMP girl I have sampled in DC. I agree with 2625 on that table shower. But hey, till more goods are sampled, how can I compare ?? I'll have to visit with Angel next time out so I have a valid 2 cents to add. But I thank all of you for jumping in here.

Has anyone gotten a chance to get with Mikko yet (CL/Eros).

If her add is gone as she does time to time, pm me and I'll give you here info. Trust me, well worth every dime !

HM


Mr. Boh,

From reading your posts I have developed a high regard for your opinions and always look forward to your posts. However, having been going to massage parlors since the late 60's mostly on the West Coast, I render this opinion from a distance. I only get to DC twice a year, I have to say that the table shower from Coco is so awesome with the body to body scrub that I felt it was my all time massage parlor event. I am sure Angel is great and I hope to sample those goods sometime as well. IMHO

Member #2652

Gulliver
01-29-06, 01:13
Just finishing up my report from last time went to Nws and was attended by Lisa a mid -thirties 5'0 105 lbs shoulder long hair and all natural b cup with those eraser type nips. Ts was nothing great did hit all the right places but I'm thinking she was tired or something just didn't seem interested. Off to the room short very short massage then to the flip. All was offered and as the session progressed she energized a little bit more. Then the nice warm towel clean up and then I thought I was out the door but no. More light massasge and then from the girl who I thought wasn't interested "You want one more time" I about fell out, but of course I had to take another one for the team. Much to my surprise I would have to give her a 8 on looks and 8.5 on service only because of the 2 cups. Standard fare was given. My stilll Atf @Nws is cookie.

Then sat night off to Sun to use my vip card free pass to see Coco. Not a whole lot more can be said but I'll try. Ts was great with a very nice B2b shampoo which is always one of my favorite parts with Coco. Then off to the room where a light massage followed by all of the previous posters exercises with a nice happy ending . Coco is one of my Atf and would rate her one of the best in town. Go see her if you get the chance. Standard fare was given and even talked to Angie standing in the hall and she looked good as ever.

G Travels

Guy 60
01-30-06, 23:38
I have a dumb question. What is the going rate for one of the lovely ladies in a DC AMP aside from the 60 entry fee?

Hobbyist4Life
01-31-06, 05:32
I have a dumb question. What is the going rate for one of the lovely ladies in a DC AMP aside from the 60 entry fee?


Sir, question like that should not be asked and/or given at this time! I don't think anyone is going to answer that, if you still haven't figured it out. As they say, RTFF...
Haven't you noticed? Everyone is even keeping the details on the DL, as they should. I don't understand how you can ask such, at a time when things are looking... If you know what I mean? If you don't? Well, you should only find out for yourself. You seem like you already know, since you stated the so called "entry fee". Since, they are usually stated together!

So, why are you asking anyway?

Peace out...
H4L

Benchseats Rock
01-31-06, 05:41
I don't understand how you can ask such, at a time when things are looking... If you know what I mean?


Hobbyist, kudos on being a genuinely nice guy.

Even to the noob teenagers who occasionally do ask this type of question without RTFFing.

And especially to the cop who is trying to act like it. IMHO

DcDonkey
01-31-06, 10:17
Hobbyist, kudos on being a genuinely nice guy.

Even to the noob teenagers who occasionally do ask this type of question without RTFFing.

And especially to the cop who is trying to act like it. IMHO
I hear ya, but why bother to ask and call attention to yourself when you can just RTFF?

Benchseats Rock
01-31-06, 11:04
For the same reasons that cops expend significant effort and expense to launch undercover investigations to bust a couple of guys a month for getting blowjobs as opposed to doing ACTUAL police investigative work.

It's easier, requires less effort and lets them justify the oxygen they breathe for another election cycle.

The other side of the coin: I like head from sw's because it's easier and considerably less complicated than dealing with the woman that I happen to be involved with.

The third side of said coin: Selective enforcement and allocation of resources for a show of force insulates the guilty party from scrutiny.

If I don't complain about not getting head at home, life is undoubtedly easier, but only because I live with my S.O. And the same way our trusted leaders can point to something being done at all, how can they possibly go after all the real crime and still act surprised that it's still there in the morning?

Guy 60 thinks this is a solid, time tested, proven police strategy. Or he's a teenager/whatever... neither animal ever changes because of bad intellignce.
They only change when they decide to get real results.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Dave GD
01-31-06, 12:35
DC USGers,

I have seen a couple of AMPs advertising heavily on CL lately. That seems out of character to me, but is just business that tough now that they have to amp up their marketing?

Or is there a more sinister explanation?

Davegdb

Member #4338
01-31-06, 15:01
DC USGers,

I have seen a couple of AMPs advertising heavily on CL lately. That seems out of character to me, but is just business that tough now that they have to amp up their marketing?

Or is there a more sinister explanation?

Davegdb

I too have noticed a few AMP's showing up on CL. I just think that they are going tit for tat (or is that tit for tit ;) ) with one another. One of them starts and the others follow along. In any case, I hate to see them raise their profiles. It would be sad to see the dark times return, even for a little bit. Having said all that, I'm not sure how low profile they are when you can get a half jackson off your entry fee with a coupon from the Post Sports section.

Peace and love

Lax

MoonView
01-31-06, 19:10
I too have noticed a few AMP's showing up on CL. I just think that they are going tit for tat (or is that tit for tit ;) ) with one another. One of them starts and the others follow along. In any case, I hate to see them raise their profiles. It would be sad to see the dark times return, even for a little bit. Having said all that, I'm not sure how low profile they are when you can get a half jackson off your entry fee with a coupon from the Post Sports section.

Peace and love

Lax



As in Oliver Stone's great line in Scarface goes -- "Never under estimate the other guy's greed"!

MnV

Harley Dude 29
01-31-06, 20:17
Any intel on Oriental on I? PM me with info if you have any. I see it on CL and in WP, but no discussion. Would love to try it out if worth the trip.

Ready
02-01-06, 07:26
Coco is a 25-27 year old Korean... so she indicated and that appears correct to me judging her skin, elbows and boobs.

About 5'-1", 105# (she weighed once with me there), nice boobs with golf tees (young and real boobs, or a great addition... no scares under the arm pits, or elsewhere). A horizontal scare across her lower abdomen for something dealing with her insides (but it does not seem to bother her, which is great)... she declines she had a baby.

Overall, you will have a GFE each time for the short term (or in a time of a need for a sure thing) and she is anxious to please (I'm really #1, but don't share that with the other 500 guys that thinks they are #1); always ready and pleasant on all my visits. Conversation is surface and massage so so... but who truly goes there for that?


The table slide is not typical at DC AMPs. But is the standard at some Philly AMPs (CH2).

Can anyone provide description of Coco? I have read mix comments here about her looks and would appreciate more descriptive details (i.e., approx age). The reason I ask is II once went to see a provider that was highly touted here but when I got to see her, she was in her late 30's so I felt mislead. Money does not grow on trees so I would like to use it wisely. Thanks in advance!

LoveLOS
02-02-06, 08:17
First of all excuse me if I am slightly irate tonight.... about 16 shots of Mexicos finest agave plant extract still in the system.... First to take care of local board business:
I have a dumb question. What is the going rate for one of the lovely ladies in a DC AMP aside from the 60 entry fee?Fella60,
You are exactly right in all respects. First that it is a god fucking dumb ass question. Second, Sixty is the entry fee. Thats all it costs. They give you a nice table shower and a semi decent massage. Some guys have been known to get a hand job, and tip the girls an extra ten of fifteen bucks. Whatever you do, DO NOT take more money than that, because they will steal it all while you are in the shower.

What the fuck are you expecting? Sex??? LOL??? Lets make a couple of scenarios up for shits and giggles:

Go to an amp in the Sun and draw a so-so provider who does exactly what is expected. No more no less. For the life of the monger, he cant get the provider , Whose real name cannot fucking be YO-YO, to vary from the routine, even though this monger has been around a few times. A monger known as the Wayword one would catalog this type of AMP experience with a big TWO THUMBS DOWN!!! What is a self-respecting monger to do as the "lovely lady" is walking out of the room? Easy. Call another AMP and book his fave...

Looks 5
Attitude 3
Service 4
overall - a total fucking waste of 30 minutes and $60.

Just for fun, assume that fifteen minutes after making the call, the monger arrives at the second location. The woman of his dreams greets him with a hug and kiss. His clothes immediately evaporate into thin air and he is taken to the shower room for close inspection. Said inspection reveals that he has been to a competing AMP recently, and the admission of guilt and shame is made.

After thouroughly washing the grime left from the previous ladies hands, he is deemed clean enough to be groomed by the second provider. After one of the finest, albiet hardest, massages in the western hemisphere is administered by a totally clotheless and unbelievabley hot lady, Things start to turn REAL UGLY!!!

She really reams his ass for his sins, with her tounge. If that weren't awe-full enough, in an obvious effort exact more abuse, she pins him down, hips straddled across his face in a blatent effort to suffocate the guy while simultaneously administering a stunning BBBJ. Only the poor guys survival efforts save his life--he extended his tounge into her pelvis to allow for some oxygen around the edges as she grinds his face.

Having survived that trauma he is obviously determined to exact revenge, but being a gentleman, he asks the lady how she would like to be punished. She bends over and points to her ass. The gentleman complies and administers an abusive extended pounding of the lovely ladies ass... hole.

Unfortunately the poor guy is totally exhausted from the effort and is now lying helpless at the hands, and mouth, of this woman he has so harshly dealt with. In obvious retribution, she alternately sucks and jerks the poor helpless bastard's member until he is, for a second time, writhing in agony, ecstacy and exhaustion. All of this is done while the poor guy is again fighting for every breath because a sweet dripping wet gushing pussy is mere centimeters from his tonsils. He is now thinking his trials are over... Not to be. The vengeful lovely lady opened the door to the room and called in another lovely lady to assist in the abuse.

WTF? He is helpless to protest the invasion and, once she is without clothes, he is again fighting for oxygen from an entirely fresh pussy attempting to suffocate him. Meanwhile the abuse of the smaller member has continued almost unabated. An ancient asian form of abuse is employed to continue the agony. With a finger inserted in his anus, the smaller member is again made vulnerable to oral and manual ministations until finally the smaller member vomits convulsivly and spits on the womans face.

The former monger, now victim of an amazon attack is drug helplessly to the shower room where a second table shower is administered to wash away the evidence of the repeated attacks. He is dressed and, since he was so foolish as to having brought an extra $25 over the normal "house" fee, he is relieved of that for the extra time he occupied the room.

The monger was dressed and thrown helplessly out into the cold DC night.

Looks 9
Attitude 10
Service 12, 13, something like that
overall - it's fucking off the charts...

OK, any dumb fuck that has read this far, if you believe any of the above bullshit is true, you are probably stupid enough to be a PIG. (No offense turtle). Just finish wacking off, put your pencil dick back into your britches and try posting another dumb question...

Trusted friends may PM for the true events of the encounters. Oh yes, officer Guy, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you, so I guess you need not waste the time for the PM. WW1, Since I choose not to disclose the AMP or the "lovely ladies in a DC AMP", I suggest you log the second, fabricated, post as follows:

Mystery AMP:
2/5 Provders names ???? - LoveLOS (+++++)

For my brothers wishing an update on LL and BB's road trip to Mexico, I will give you the stats at this time (as of Day 2):

LL - Body count = 4
Mishala - a 22yo 5'3" 95# spinner, aprox 29A's, brown hair .
Carla LoveLOS - 31yo 5'0" 100# lady I could marry. 34B's and Black hair. Read ISG reports from 2005 for background on why this woman deserves the last name LoveLOS.
Jacalena-20 something 5'4" 110# blond. KJ fell in love with a nose, so he can appreciate that LL fell in love with a Marilyn Monroe hairstyle...
Arussia - 20 something 5'4" 110# black haired beauty with big dark eyes, and points, sittin way up high.

BB has a body count of three, including a FREEBIE (You rock dude.) and one hot-ass-ass-attack grudge fuck. I will force the lowlife rat bastard to post his fucking first report or I will not share my girl Carla when we double team her and her girlfriend in the hotel tomorrow evening...

Wish you were here,
LoveLOS

Handiman66
02-02-06, 12:11
LOS: Beautiful, just plain beautiful. Hope the trip is great and PLEASE exceed #666.
Anxiously awaiting BB's post.

HM


First of all excuse me if I am slightly irate tonight.... about 16 shots of Mexicos finest agave plant extract still in the system.... First to take care of local board business:Fella60.

You are exactly right in all respects. First that it is a god fucking dumb ass question. Second, Sixty is the entry fee. Thats all it costs. They give you a nice table shower and a semi decent massage. Some guys have been known to get a hand job, and tip the girls an extra ten of fifteen bucks. Whatever you do, DO NOT take more money than that, because they will steal it all while you are in the shower.

What the fuck are you expecting? Sex??? LOL??? Lets make a couple of scenarios up for shits and giggles:

Go to an amp in the Sun and draw a so-so provider who does exactly what is expected. No more no less. For the life of the monger, he cant get the provider , Whose real name cannot fucking be YO-YO, to vary from the routine, even though this monger has been around a few times. A monger known as the Wayword one would catalog this type of AMP experience with a big TWO THUMBS DOWN!!! What is a self-respecting monger to do as the "lovely lady" is walking out of the room? Easy. Call another AMP and book his fave...

Looks 5
Attitude 3
Service 4
overall - a total fucking waste of 30 minutes and $60.

Just for fun, assume that fifteen minutes after making the call, the monger arrives at the second location. The woman of his dreams greets him with a hug and kiss. His clothes immediately evaporate into thin air and he is taken to the shower room for close inspection. Said inspection reveals that he has been to a competing AMP recently, and the admission of guilt and shame is made.

After thouroughly washing the grime left from the previous ladies hands, he is deemed clean enough to be groomed by the second provider. After one of the finest, albiet hardest, massages in the western hemisphere is administered by a totally clotheless and unbelievabley hot lady, Things start to turn REAL UGLY!!!

She really reams his ass for his sins, with her tounge. If that weren't awe-full enough, in an obvious effort exact more abuse, she pins him down, hips straddled across his face in a blatent effort to suffocate the guy while simultaneously administering a stunning BBBJ. Only the poor guys survival efforts save his life--he extended his tounge into her pelvis to allow for some oxygen around the edges as she grinds his face.

Having survived that trauma he is obviously determined to exact revenge, but being a gentleman, he asks the lady how she would like to be punished. She bends over and points to her ass. The gentleman complies and administers an abusive extended pounding of the lovely ladies ass... hole.

Unfortunately the poor guy is totally exhausted from the effort and is now lying helpless at the hands, and mouth, of this woman he has so harshly dealt with. In obvious retribution, she alternately sucks and jerks the poor helpless bastard's member until he is, for a second time, writhing in agony, ecstacy and exhaustion. All of this is done while the poor guy is again fighting for every breath because a sweet dripping wet gushing pussy is mere centimeters from his tonsils. He is now thinking his trials are over... Not to be. The vengeful lovely lady opened the door to the room and called in another lovely lady to assist in the abuse.

WTF? He is helpless to protest the invasion and, once she is without clothes, he is again fighting for oxygen from an entirely fresh pussy attempting to suffocate him. Meanwhile the abuse of the smaller member has continued almost unabated. An ancient asian form of abuse is employed to continue the agony. With a finger inserted in his anus, the smaller member is again made vulnerable to oral and manual ministations until finally the smaller member vomits convulsivly and spits on the womans face.

The former monger, now victim of an amazon attack is drug helplessly to the shower room where a second table shower is administered to wash away the evidence of the repeated attacks. He is dressed and, since he was so foolish as to having brought an extra $25 over the normal "house" fee, he is relieved of that for the extra time he occupied the room.

The monger was dressed and thrown helplessly out into the cold DC night.

Looks 9
Attitude 10
Service 12, 13, something like that
overall - it's fucking off the charts...

OK, any dumb fuck that has read this far, if you believe any of the above bullshit is true, you are probably stupid enough to be a PIG. (No offense turtle). Just finish wacking off, put your pencil dick back into your britches and try posting another dumb question...

Trusted friends may PM for the true events of the encounters. Oh yes, officer Guy, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you, so I guess you need not waste the time for the PM. WW1, Since I choose not to disclose the AMP or the "lovely ladies in a DC AMP", I suggest you log the second, fabricated, post as follows:

Mystery AMP:
2/5 Provders names ???? - LoveLOS (+++++)

For my brothers wishing an update on LL and BB's road trip to Mexico, I will give you the stats at this time (as of Day 2):

LL - Body count = 4
Mishala - a 22yo 5'3" 95# spinner, aprox 29A's, brown hair .
Carla LoveLOS - 31yo 5'0" 100# lady I could marry. 34B's and Black hair. Read ISG reports from 2005 for background on why this woman deserves the last name LoveLOS.
Jacalena-20 something 5'4" 110# blond. KJ fell in love with a nose, so he can appreciate that LL fell in love with a Marilyn Monroe hairstyle...
Arussia - 20 something 5'4" 110# black haired beauty with big dark eyes, and points, sittin way up high.

BB has a body count of three, including a FREEBIE (You rock dude.) and one hot-ass-ass-attack grudge fuck. I will force the lowlife rat bastard to post his fucking first report or I will not share my girl Carla when we double team her and her girlfriend in the hotel tomorrow evening...

Wish you were here,
LoveLOS

DrummerBoy
02-02-06, 12:57
LoveLos,


That was a fitting post for the evil #666. Covered all points LOL

dspomega1007
02-02-06, 18:15
After reading all the favor comments regarding Coco, I went to Sun on late night Wednesday. Althought this is my first time to Sun, I got a warm greeting with Mamasan Tina, she send me Coco.

This is my first time to have b2b showing, it's great. The massage is so-so, I don't feel anything at all (although this is not I'm looking for) After massage, Coco gave me a tongue bath, ass licking. She try to give me a bbbj, but I'm not a big fan of this, so I asked her to cover me with condom and goto mis, then we have a CG, brief doggy and the CG, but i was soft and made the condum fall-out. I don't think I have any bare back experience in her pussy (I'm not a big fan of this either). She finished me with hj. Instead of hot tower to clean up, I asked for shower. But there was another client in the shower, so we return to the room and Coco gave me a brief massage, Coco keep telling me that "coco is #1", she even cutting my nose hair! Weird isn't it?

Got my VIP card, plan to see Coco again and try other girls later. :)

Look:8
Service:9
Attitude:9
Overall:8.5

PS: I gave Coco the sports page coupon and $60 at the beginning and asking for change, but she never return the $10 change, and I haven't ask for it after our session.

Loop Vet
02-02-06, 22:55
LL, that was fantastic. After punishment like that, a man might think about getting himself a full body massage.

Guy 60
02-02-06, 23:35
God help the poor girls that get stuck with you.

Hobbyist4Life
02-03-06, 11:27
Coco is a 25-27 year old Korean... so she indicated and that appears correct to me judging her skin, elbows and boobs.

About 5'-1", 105# (she weighed once with me there), nice boobs with golf tees (young and real boobs, or a great addition... no scares under the arm pits, or elsewhere). A horizontal scare across her lower abdomen for something dealing with her insides (but it does not seem to bother her, which is great)... she declines she had a baby.

Overall, you will have a GFE each time for the short term (or in a time of a need for a sure thing) and she is anxious to please (I'm really #1, but don't share that with the other 500 guys that thinks they are #1); always ready and pleasant on all my visits. Conversation is surface and massage so so... but who truly goes there for that?



Mr. Ready, you must be out of your mind!!!!
Just for your information, she is in her late 40's. I know most of us have a hard time judging the age of these Asians. But, damn your way off... LOL
I can assure you she is in her late 40's gentlemen. I'm sorry, but I would never pick her out of a lineup. I have to agree with Mr. Boh 100%, when it comes to who is the best at this time!


Dr. LLos, damn I was trying to go easy on the new fella. I thought, how can such simple question sound so, LE? I see that you couln't resist... LOL Yes, it was a dumb f**king question and it certainly deserved a fitting answer...LOL

Peace Out.
H4L

Bastosboy
02-03-06, 15:57
I'd have to agree with H4Life.

I'm an Asian guy and I judge Asian women pretty well. Coco is definitely 35+ and quite frankly not that hot. I had a session with her, blindly choosing her just to see what all the hoopla was all about. I was disappointed with her looks... kind of like a small Margaret Cho. The service, et al shower, was incredible but I couldn't really look at her face. She's skilled at what she does, which is to get her customer what he wants... a good release. But she's no GFE or ATF in my book. She's a good one time experience but that's it.

Bastosboy
02-03-06, 16:02
I'm kind of tired of seeing the board go in the direction of a back and forth conversation (including myself). I need more reviews.

I just OK. Went and went out. Girls name Penny & June were available but they were not up to my standard in looks. I left. Mamma said Sunnny was there and ready in 20 mins but I couldn't wait. Anyone seen Sunny?

I'm looking for knockouts though. Anyone seen any. DT has been dassappointing lately, and I don't want to go back to Sun and face Coco for awhile. She'd call me out with... "Pick Coco, pick Coco! Coco #1!"

Anyway.. I hope I to see more from everyone. Have a good XL Sunday.

MrMeyers
02-03-06, 21:28
Just came back again from Flushing, New York. I swear it must be the Korean and Chinese provider capitol of the world. Many girls I have met in amps at various times have invited me to stay a few days with them in NY and I got to tell you it is the ultimate GFE. This particular one is 23 and now on her way back to Korea for a short vacation. The best part is not only do they never ask for money or gifts, but they offer to pay for cabs and meals and stuff. ( I never let them). Am I bragging? you damn right I am. God I love this country :)

Most of the amp girls are very warm and caring human beings under a sometimes hard outside shell they must create. Next time one of you guys decides to treat one of these girls like shit, keep in mind that probably at least one point she seriously thought about killing herself because of her job. I know this is the choice they made in life, just treat them nice.

Randy Farang
02-03-06, 22:43
It's always interesting to see newbies with so few posts that you could count them on the fingers of a single hand, and still have a couple left over, complaining about lack of information, or taking it upon themselves to denegrate members who have contributed to this board for years.

Since my flame thrower is in the shop for maintenance I'll only say that it is far, far better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

If you would take the time to RTFF (See Abbreviations at top of this page) you would undoubtedly find more information that you will ever need about our hobby in the local area. And for those who wish to call other members names, let me just say that many of our senior members have known each other for years, and one of the dumber things a newbie can do is to make a charge that ALL of us who have been around for awhile is totally unmerited.

Unless, and until you build a record for yourself by making a real contribution to this board you will find that most members just aren't interested in your views.

Randy

Trav
02-04-06, 01:11
I'd have to agree with H4Life.

I was disappointed with her looks... kind of like a small Margaret Cho.LOL Margret Cho! My Jackson 5s are staying in my wallet.

Onceuponatime
02-04-06, 02:47
"Exactly, I've never been here but the registration stuff is all wrong they really don't need my employment credentials. Can I have theirs?? It's seems like either a scam or they're trying to do be a "Upscale" Private party group, but like white and asian SW's on the track they attract way more LE attention than Black and Latina SW's what they should do is start a Yahoo group and give a out a date to there parties and a cell number for location. that's all the security they need. Known hobbyists can vouch for noobs.From the sound of it, I think your membership must have been rejected! Just 'cause you can't get with iit ain't no reason to bad mouth it. You can chose to participate or not. Why do you need all the discussion about it??? If it were a Vault member doing some bad mouthing here, at least that would have some validity, as opposed to your stupid ass comments!

LoveLOS
02-04-06, 08:11
Randy,
Thanks for your kind comments of support. I was ssooooo wounded it took like five minutes for stop ROFLMFAO when I read the guy's mature and biting rebuttle. While some may hold legitimately that LL may be a complete idiot, not ALL of the girls have horrible time, judging from the number repeat sessions that seem to cum my way.

Bat Boy, Welcome to the board. Hope you continue to contribute your perspectives (I have to agree about CoCo) and your field reports. Keep in mind that field reports have to happen before anyone can report, and it costs a wad of money to have the experience to report, so between field trips, we talk and offer opinions. The board is more interesting for that, so be careful of what you wish...

For those who like to live vicariously (Batty?), BB and LL are on a tear and some have expressed interest in keeping updated. I'm running about two days behind, but this is the link to BB and LL's Mexico trip. Enjoy it, or not, I give not a damn cause I'm livin the dream. It's not too late to hop a plane and join us.

SMWSLT
LoveLOS

Oncehefuckedagirl,
Noobeee, I'll try to be civil here, unlike you. The wise one was questioning the necessity of too much information and how, if the place were NOT legit or were a sting, the TMI policy is bad news. You may think you are the shit in the mongering world, but you are a fucking NOBODY on this board at this point. Your personal insult to an established member that has ZERO problems with credibility does NOT bode well for your future here... get it right or fuck off. BTW that WAS civil for LoveLOS the idiot...

X Ronin
02-04-06, 11:49
I'd have to agree with H4Life.

I'm an Asian guy and I judge Asian women pretty well. Coco is definitely 35+ and quite frankly not that hot. I had a session with her, blindly choosing her just to see what all the hoopla was all about. I was disappointed with her looks... kind of like a small Margaret Cho. The service, et al shower, was incredible but I couldn't really look at her face. She's skilled at what she does, which is to get her customer what he wants... a good release. But she's no GFE or ATF in my book. She's a good one time experience but that's it.Bastosboy,

Your assessment is very close. I learn from a realiable source that Coco is actually 41. Regardless of her age, she is an excellent provider.

Handiman66
02-04-06, 22:48
Ok, ok, so I have to admit thisis probaly a real close estimate to her age. BUT the service does speak for itself. Tray, pull out those Jackson and take her for a spin. Well worth it.

Seems LL and BB are having fun enough for all.

HM

Muff Scout
02-05-06, 11:57
Onceupon,

I don't mean to interject myself into the DC board, since I usually post in Baltimore, but I just had to ask this question.

Why would you jump all over wiseborn's ass? He said nothing about you. He merely expressed an opinion about membership procedures for a business establishment. Forget about the senior/newbie thing. I just can't understand why you felt the need to launch a personal attack on him when he never mentioned you or any other member.

Wiseborn also has a track record of contributions. Sorry, but I can't say the same for you.

Your attack just makes no sense to me.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Smoke & Mirrors
02-05-06, 22:59
Just came back again from Flushing, New York. I swear it must be the Korean and Chinese provider capitol of the world. Many girls I have met in amps at various times have invited me to stay a few days with them in NY and I got to tell you it is the ultimate GFE. This particular one is 23 and now on her way back to Korea for a short vacation. The best part is not only do they never ask for money or gifts, but they offer to pay for cabs and meals and stuff. ( I never let them). Am I bragging? you damn right I am. God I love this country :)

Most of the amp girls are very warm and caring human beings under a sometimes hard outside shell they must create. Next time one of you guys decides to treat one of these girls like shit, keep in mind that probably at least one point she seriously thought about killing herself because of her job. I know this is the choice they made in life, just treat them nice.

You forgot to point out that the women who work at mp families would KILL them first if they found out the truth about their career choice..

MrMeyers
02-06-06, 00:57
Smoke

I know, the last Korean girl I met in NY her parents think she is going to school in France. Although many families in other Asian countries don't feel the same. They think it is Ok if one flower drops from the tree to take care of the family.

Member #4338
02-06-06, 09:30
Well boys our Angel has ascended into AMP girl heaven. I saw her on Saturday afternoon and she left shortly thereafter. Says she coming back, but somehow I don't think so. Simply one of the best ever.

Muff:

Spot on comment. You're always welcome on the DC Board. Don't be a stranger.

Peace and love

Lax

Dick North
02-06-06, 19:11
Hola amigo LoveLOS,

Great job reporting your trip to Nogi! As a 10 year former Tucsonian, I have some direct knowledge of the Nogales situation. Obviously you approach that town with a fervor foreign to me. If I had been through what you have, my 'little ******' would be in traction. I can only imagine how you would handle the 'Zona Norte' in Tijuana. I guess the answer would be 'OMFG!'.

Anyway, does this trip mean that Mrs India LoveLOS of DC is now the 'former' Mrs India LoveLOS? If so I would love to meet her when I visit DC in April. I see that she is listed in dcescorts, but have never tried them. Other services I've tried have a girl show up only to announce that 'well that's only the agency fee'.

I travel to DC once or twice a year and promise to report more faithfully. Although it appears, that too much information only feeds the LE.

I usually stay at 16th & K, which is a great location for a monger. Archies across the street for a 'warmup' and then 1413, Supra & DT are all walking distance. Last year at around 11:00 pm, I walked around the block to 'L' and I discovered the 'LOOP'. Girls everywhere along with LE.

Anyway any help with meeting your ex would be...

Muchas Gracias

DN

BigTigger
02-07-06, 03:07
I know it's part of the business, but I always hate when this happens. Even thought CoCo may not be the best looking or have that young hard-body, I do appreciate her effort. But I just know the day is coming when I hear, "CoCo on vacation".

BigTig


Well boys our Angel has ascended into AMP girl heaven. I saw her on Saturday afternoon and she left shortly thereafter. Says she coming back, but somehow I don't think so. Simply one of the best ever.

Muff:

Spot on comment. You're always welcome on the DC Board. Don't be a stranger.

Peace and love

Lax

GreyHare
02-07-06, 11:29
Would someone please direct me (if possible) to an old post regarding MPs, metro stops and addresses? I will be visiting DC later this week and want to enjoy the city.

DcDonkey
02-07-06, 12:42
Would someone please direct me (if possible) to an old post regarding MPs, metro stops and addresses? I will be visiting DC later this week and want to enjoy the city.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2468

Bastosboy
02-07-06, 15:33
Ba(stos)Boy, Welcome to the board. Hope you continue to contribute your perspectives (I have to agree about CoCo) and your field reports. Keep in mind that field reports have to happen before anyone can report, and it costs a wad of money to have the experience to report, so between field trips, we talk and offer opinions. The board is more interesting for that, so be careful of what you wish.Thanks for the welcome. I might not have that many posts but I've been a lurker of the board for awhile and have years of experience to contribute.

On another note. I checked out OK the other day. Saw Sunny. Nice. visit rated about an 8 in service. There were 2 other girls in the lineup (Cherry & June). Neither were worth a 2nd look at. I'm still looking for that knockout in the area. There's usually one that pops up that everyone starts talking about. DT is having a bad week, OK is just OK, Sun was not impressive. Anyone been to Supra or Happiness lately?

WiseBorn
02-07-06, 20:28
From the sound of it, I think your membership must have been rejected! Just 'cause you can't get with iit ain't no reason to bad mouth it. You can chose to participate or not. Why do you need all the discussion about it??? If it were a Vault member doing some bad mouthing here, at least that would have some validity, as opposed to your stupid ass comments!
Look dude I was just making a comment about their registration requirements. I never tried to become a member. If you are how's about a review (do people even do that anymore?). As you many know a provider from Howard County was recently busted. The first thing they took was her computer! I can't speak for everyone on this board but the last thing I would want is my Employment imformation in someone's harddrive. Theres a lot of people in this area with sensitive jobs. If people's Mongering activity got in the wrong hands the blackmail pontential would be enormous. All I know is on their website I saw a few pictures of some smoking females. but with all hoops you have to jump through and no reviews it looks like a fantasy to me. At least it will be for me If I have to give up my ID!

Gauge
02-08-06, 15:09
Does anyone here know of a place or service called "Unspoken Passions?"

I saw this on CL, and wanted to check it out.

Is it in DC, MD, or VA?

Thanks,

Gauge
___________________________________________________________

Date: 2006-02-07, 7:00PM EST

Try Leila at Unspoken Passions. Half Egyptian, great, thin body, delivers the goods.

LoveLOS
02-08-06, 23:58
Ricardo Norte, Gracias para su ... uh comments. My spanish sucks, but it gets better each time. All I used to know was how to say "SEXO".

India LL is not really an "ex," since I am prone to stray from my significant others, I really have no problem when they get a little (or a lot) on the side. It's only fair! :p Check your PM for mucho mas info. Zona Norte, that is where good chica mongers go when they die, right? OMFG... :D

Batman - See my PS. Years of experience and decloaking are good things here.

Old Rabbit - The metro stop crosslink is here.

Wiseone - Well stated. How do you guys stay so fucking polite?

Mexico trip is how history and the my posts will be up within a few minutes. BB needs to get his head out of his ass and post his memories before the alcohol forever dissolves them. Damn I hate joining the human race again, I preferred being in pergatory. If I don't have much to report for a while, it is because my cock is healing - abrasions.

LoveLOS

PS I ask that nobody be offended whenever I do not use your correct screen name. That practice stems from my personal tribute to Trashman, who was the hero of many on this board, and it was his trademark also. As his pawowan learner, I picked up the habit, and refuse to stop doing so.

GreyHare
02-09-06, 00:35
I would like to thank LoveLos and dcdonkey for the links to the address list. I would like to respond to the RTFF header of dcdonkey by saying that I tried. The DC forum is one of the most prolific and entertaining boards present and it was quite difficut for me to define a search to find those particular post. You can imagine how many posts came up when I used terms like massage, address, list or metro. I appreciate the patience for these senior members. Anyway, I digress.

I made my way to the park and was entertained my Chewi (I swear that is what she said but then again when she asked about a "hot towel", I answered 5'11" as I thought she said "how tall"). Anyway, she is about 5' 6-7", thin, probably early 20's and had nice "B's". TS was great and she was quite playful. The activities very exceptional. Overall, a very nice experience but I must say if you every get to Philly, you need to experience CH2. It is beyond description.

Again, many thanks for the address list as mapquest is my best friend in a new city. I hope to experience another of your delights before I leave on Friday.

Greyhare (or the old rabbit as I was referred to)

balabon38
02-09-06, 14:11
Somebody have been in new AMP Oriental Spa 1716 I str Please inform

LoveLOS
02-09-06, 19:50
Does anyone here know of a place or service called "Unspoken Passions?"
I saw this on CL, and wanted to check it out.
Is it in DC, MD, or VA?

Thanks,
Gauge
___________________________________________________________
Date: 2006-02-07, 7:00PM EST
Try Leila at Unspoken Passions. Half Egyptian, great, thin body, delivers the goods.

Google served up their website. A DC number, their about us info is copied below... Liela does LOOK hot (as does Genevieve), but LoveLOS has no knowledge of this service as he is generally an under $250 per hour kinda 5lut. A Craigslist recommendation is always suspect, so I wonder if anybody has any intel on Unspoken Passions?

http://www.unspokenpassions.com/dc_escorts_leila.htm


Unspoken Passions is an executive escort agency located in Washington, DC. We have beautiful female escort models available in the Washington DC area.

Please take time to peruse our model gallery. We guarantee your time spent with any one of our lovely models will be a most memorable and delightful experience. Unspoken Passions caters to businessmen, dignitaries, and people in positions where discretion is of utmost importance.

Our ladies are comprised of professional models, actresses and young students. They are not only beautiful but friendly, charming and intelligent.

Go ahead and try us. We know you will be back for more.
Phone: 202-249-9772

Wow, when the Vet and the Largest of Whites can't scare up any street action, we may all be driven upscale. Or into the AMPs. Or out of the country :D

Bala30something, Brother, just sacrafice your body and tell all. :p

Hunter, we may have to ask you for help finding ho's in DC - LMK your sched, my friend.

Be well, be safe--keep the wet if possible.
LoveLOS

Gauge
02-11-06, 15:18
Just viewed the Girls on the Eros-guide.com site.

Anybody have any experience or input on these various Girls that either are based out of the DC area or visit?

Thanks,

Gauge

Dick North
02-11-06, 16:31
LoveLOS ; Gauge et al

As I am doing some research for my upcoming DC trip in April, I
I noticed that the girl 'Genevieve" is also listed on the following website.
http://www.commandperformancenet.com/MainPage.html.

The girl Leila is nowhere to be found elsewhere, although I can barely stop looking at those legs and 'F**k me' high heels! Geez what a gorgeous body and LEGS!!

The unspokenpassions website looks upscale in contrast to the command performance place. Both places would still give me cause for suspicion.

I noticed the the 'ESCORT THREAD' on this forum is completely void of reports which is amazing as the street scene reportedly has gone south and there is pressure on the amps. Given the thousands of DC mongers who patronize these outcall services, one would think that at least a few would submit a report.

I know that I got burned big time last year and only wish that I could remember the agency etc. so that I could report.

I shall continue my research.

DN

Handiman66
02-12-06, 09:59
Grey,

Looks like you were fortunate enough to post at the same time a few of our seniors had their flamethowers in for scheduled maintenance!

It's true the DC board can be tought to dance around until you get to know it. Then it's pretty easy.

HM

Boberati
02-13-06, 02:52
Visited here on Saturday morning. Asked mama for a lineup - she got a little huffy, kind of a nasty lady. Best girl by far was Jenny, around 20-25, incredibly tight body, beautiful natural (hate fakes) 34B's, adorable trim snatch and butthole. So-so massage, followed by much anticipated FS. Amazing feeling - highly recommended.

Baltimonger
02-13-06, 11:19
I got a distress call from him the other day. Apparently, he's been Shanghaied, and they're doing torturous things to him involving spit and baby oil.

Pray for his safe return, that's all I ask.

K.J.
Keeping a candlelight vigil.

Muff Scout
02-13-06, 11:38
I once had the good fortune of spending a month in Shanghai on a business trip. A buddy of mine hooked me up with a club girl named Tang Foo Rong. I should have married this girl. Not only was the sex unreal, she also treated me like a god. I'm embarrassed to say how little she cost me.

Best time of my life.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Tonto
02-15-06, 10:10
On monday, two days after the "big blizzard", I was still without power. Since I couldn't watch the olympics, I decided to check out the much heralded Coco at sun. I called ahead to make sure she was available and showed up shortly after noon.

Since I have never been to sun before, I was a little leary that they would send in someone else and she would just use the name Coco. But within one minute of her arrival in my room, I heard the oft quoted expression: "Coco #1"
which assured me I had the right one.

Now, Coco is not all that great looking, but she does have a great rack, which she showed me almost immediately. In keeping with the idea of not providing to much detail, let me just say that everything I have read about her services is true. It was an amazing experience. One thing I dont remember reading about was the BJ sans cover. But she was more than willing to forsake the cover for a long and deep BJ. Everything else was as previously reported and just great.

A nice touch was after all was done, she proceeded to spend a good deal of time trimming my nose hair and then trimming my toenails. She was very focused on these activities and I ended up spending about 1.5 hours total. I was given my VIP card and plan on filling it up to get my freebie.

Bastosboy
02-15-06, 13:25
A nice touch was after all was done, she proceeded to spend a good deal of time trimming my nose hair and then trimming my toenails. She was very focused on these activities and I ended up spending about 1.5 hours total. I was given my VIP card and plan on filling it up to get my freebie.LOL! I was embarrassed to admit but she trimmed my nosehairs too! I was thinking, "Man, they must have been really long for her to think they were so bad that she took out some scissors and took care of them." Now I don't feel so bad. Thanks Tonto..

IMHO that was a little too much. I will not return.

Handiman66
02-16-06, 20:43
I got the nose trim also and was too embarassed to admit it (I called it a mustache trim).

I can see how that may be a bit much, but man that TS.

HM



LOL! I was embarrassed to admit but she trimmed my nosehairs too! I was thinking, "Man, they must have been really long for her to think they were so bad that she took out some scissors and took care of them." Now I don't feel so bad. Thanks Tonto..

IMHO that was a little too much. I will not return.

Crew Dawg
02-16-06, 23:29
Good evening all. Was in town the last week and finally was able to visit sun. Mamsan brought me a "New" girl named Cherry. About 5' 8" very nice body (tight) and larrge Bs/small Cs. Table shower was good (all the right places), Massage was so so but the rest of the service was very good. A little pushy for the ending but good over all (would visit her again).

CrewDawg

Thencame Brnsn
02-17-06, 12:28
Have not been in DC area (sans SO) lately, but years ago went to above. Cannot find any info. Anyone know if it still around? Starting to think of ways to blow the tax refund (anyone can save it, but what fun would that be).

Can exchange Tidewater, Chicago, NW Indiana, or some areas of NC info as well.

Thanks. Have a good Pres. Day.

slowfloyd
02-17-06, 12:57
Nana @ Sun

So this being my first report of 2006, I'll wish all my fellow mongers a happy new year and continued success in their chosen hobby! Alright, alright enough bullsheat, I've posted nothin since last year 'cause I ain't had no cash to get the action, if you know what I mean. Gurrdam holidays can really take the wind out your budget sails, can't they?!

Oh, oh, yeah, my report, it comes from a dream I had a few days ago when I finally put together enough scratch to stare directly into the Sun. Called ahead to ask for Angel but alas she has descended from on high.

On arrival, I'm told all girls are busy so I have to wait in the holding. No problem Mickey Mouse, I'm chill plus parking and traffic's too much of a beotch to find another haunt.

Soon enough (10-15 min) I meet a new gem Nana. Not the infamous Nana of a few months ago and the same spot but a new Nana with tiggole bitties. Bout 5'4", 110-15 lbs and 36C's, real girl next door looks but definitely NOT hot – I’d say about a 6.6 in the looks department. You wouldn’t kick her out in other words.

Following the recent trend I’ll withhold the dirty details but I will say that our time together was very pleasing and I left very satisfied. Although not B2B, the TS was exemplary as was the massage and FS. Service was very good and I rate it at 8.2 LARS.

One thing to note about this girl is that she is very attentive and has a great sense of humor which combined with her above average engrish skills and cleverness makes her quite the conversationalist – for those who look for this kind of thing. She really is quite funny, cutting jokes and just having a good time.

I liked her so take care of this one.

Hasta me llega mas plata,

Floyd S.

PS - I'm so flocking confused with all the new threads! I thought that all AMP reports should go to this General Reports thread and that the thread desigated as Massage Parlour Reports be dedicated for useful informaton re: AMP location, openings, closures, and the much appreciated compliations from the Wayword One.

But frog it, whatever you boys want to do...

Member #4338
02-17-06, 13:06
PS - I'm so flocking confused with all the new threads! I thought that all AMP reports should go to this General Reports thread and that the thread desigated as Massage Parlour Reports be dedicated for useful informaton re: AMP location, openings, closures, and the much appreciated compliations from the Wayword One.

But frog it, whatever you boys want to do...

Slow:

You are quite right, there seems to be some confusion with the new organization of the DC Board about where to post AMP reports. May I suggest that we henceforth post all AMP reports under the Massage Parlour Reports thread simply to avoid having to saerch multiple threads for the latest intel.

Peace and love.

Lax

PS Hope you all are finding LARS™ useful. The royalty checks have not started to flow in yet but when they do I’ll buy everyone a drink at TBWNN.

DrummerBoy
02-17-06, 19:43
Seems that Coco has decided to do a one-woman cleanup of unsightly nose hair from us cavemen! She got me too in early Jan and thought that it was a little strange and embarrassing! Seems how she is cleaning out our pipes and noses, I hope she washes them scissors after each visit.

I figure she does this to take up some time on the visit so she doesn't have to talk to us denizens of DC.

Coco is number 1 when it comes to B2B shower. This event alone is worth the trip. I never had BBxx anything from her like some of you guys attest to.
I would rate her on my personal and well used scale to about an 8 overall,

7 in looks
9.5 in breasts
10 in B2B shower
7 in service

and in a new category, 9 in nose jobs (BBNJ) LOL





I got the nose trim also and was too embarassed to admit it (I called it a mustache trim).

I can see how that may be a bit much, but man that TS.

HM

WiseBorn
02-18-06, 14:46
Have not been in DC area (sans SO) lately, but years ago went to above. Cannot find any info. Anyone know if it still around? Starting to think of ways to blow the tax refund (anyone can save it, but what fun would that be).

Can exchange Tidewater, Chicago, NW Indiana, or some areas of NC info as well.

Thanks. Have a good Pres. Day.

you should've known something like that wouldn't last. There's been a crackdown on the catinas. I'm sure they're still around but way underground. They also move around a lot. The place with the website is aslo closed.

Big White
02-21-06, 01:41
What has to be a fellow monger has written a perverse, but admittedly intriguing contract of duties that his wife had to perform. Perhaps this could serve as a baseline for those mongers who dream of making one of their providers a girlfriend or wife in real life. (link below to the smokinggun)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract3.html

Randy Farang
02-21-06, 10:04
Big White,

What do yu think might be the outcome if that guy ends up with a female judge and an all female jury?

This might be the classic case of "Say it in perfume, say it in mink, but NEVER, NEVER, Say it in ink!"

Randy

Asian Shark
02-21-06, 14:48
Mongers

Has anyone used this web site of fuckbuddyseeker.com ??
Would love to hear any comments if anyone had used it and had any sucess.

Asian Shark

LoveLOS
02-23-06, 01:10
Yahoo personals just suggested an ideal match for two first cousins--guess they thought they were close enough to West Virginia...

My take on all of the personals sites is basically the same. Only waste your time if you have a lot of it to burn and no money to invest in P4P. I have to believe the site name of Fuckbuddyseekers is probably less populated with those touchy feeley types that want to "find a good man" or are "seeking a long-term relationship" or worse yet, "a friend first, then maybe more." Those make me want to puke.

My question is how much are you going to invest in paysites with FAKE ads fronting other paysites, phone chat girls, and one time logins who will never go thru with an acutal encounter with an internet stranger? In the two months it takes for you spend $20/mo and send 100 emails with a 1% hit ratio to yield, after even more emails and picture exchanges, a desparate and overweight housewife who can and will cause you NO END of trouble in your personal life, you could have fucked five or six truly hot P4P girls who have a vested interest in protecting your personal privacy.

This is strictly my opinion, but I got married once, so obviously I am not infallible.

Write 100 times, "There is no such thing as free pussy!" and call me in the morning. ;)

LoveLOS

BTW - BW, The guy screwed up, he gave entirely too much Good time for Anal. On top of that, he only allowed himself 40 minute sessions. The document should probably have been done up in a less tacky format and the text burried in a lot longer pre-marital agreement. Do you have a copy in Spanish?

Rev333
02-24-06, 20:18
I think its BS that we have so many different sections now, might as well make one for each user name. Anyway, im down here in huntsville AL(by myself) behaving(means i havent quite found anything interesting yet). Seems like an alright place but I cant wait to get back to dc, at least if i break my pledge, i know it will be with an asian girl with all her teeth. Just trying to keep in touch.

Rev333

LoveLOS
02-24-06, 20:36
Came to DC to party with LV & Big Pimp and an unnamed lady in my Book-a-Hooker© rolodex. Actually, let me rephrase, I came to party with the lady, and it turned into an orgy because LL is learning to share his toys. ;) I should give my boardmates a ration of shit since I caught them tryin to swoop in on my lady soon as she hit town without tellin poor ole LL. But they have been more well behaved in the past, and I would have done (well UH, DID DO) the same to them, so all is fair.

A couple of rounds with multiple positions/holes in five hours, some Loop-Porn (which I still need to watch cause I missed it again by being distracted by the live porn in my face), half a bottle of tekillya, a lot of cuddling, a movie. Highlight was getting BBBJ while the puta was getting ass plugged by the Vet. Life is good.

Not sure how long our hottie will be here, if interested in a keeper, and you are a known senior, PM me. She may be gone by tonight, so if she stays longer than expected, I'll get you some intel.

Also, have a number and location for a verry amply endowed BSW whose name I forget. We are talkin about 48 DDD's on an otherwise thick but not overweight. Nice ass. She's not my cup of tea (sorry BW) but some of you like them monster hooters--this may be your girl...

Fucking only the best, so you don't have to...
LoveLOS

Rev, Wondering where the fuck you were.

Rocky11
02-25-06, 12:39
Yahoo personals just suggested an ideal match for two first cousins--guess they thought they were close enough to West Virginia...

My take on all of the personals sites is basically the same. Only waste your time if you have a lot of it to burn and no money to invest in P4P. I have to believe the site name of Fuckbuddyseekers is probably less populated with those touchy feeley types that want to "find a good man" or are "seeking a long-term relationship" or worse yet, "a friend first, then maybe more." Those make me want to puke.

My question is how much are you going to invest in paysites with FAKE ads fronting other paysites, phone chat girls, and one time logins who will never go thru with an acutal encounter with an internet stranger? In the two months it takes for you spend $20/mo and send 100 emails with a 1% hit ratio to yield, after even more emails and picture exchanges, a desparate and overweight housewife who can and will cause you NO END of trouble in your personal life, you could have fucked five or six truly hot P4P girls who have a vested interest in protecting your personal privacy.

This is strictly my opinion, but I got married once, so obviously I am not infallible.

Write 100 times, "There is no such thing as free pussy!" and call me in the morning. ;)

LoveLOS

BTW - BW, The guy screwed up, he gave entirely too much Good time for Anal. On top of that, he only allowed himself 40 minute sessions. The document should probably have been done up in a less tacky format and the text burried in a lot longer pre-marital agreement. Do you have a copy in Spanish?

I have had pretty good luck with one of those sites - sure, they take some effort, but I use them for when I'm out of town on business - reading all the forums and doing cruise-intel in other cities and towns takes alot of time, too, not to mention the greater exposure to LE when you aren't comfortable with these new areas. Have had my share of mediocre experiences, but have had good ones as well - esp. the lonely 20-30 year olds who may not be 'hot', but bathe, are presentable looking, generally TIGHT, really do orgasm and also aren't junkies looking to rip you off. Im just very upfront about looking just for mutually satisfying sex, nothing else. That gets me alot of 'no way!', but being in sales, Im used to that! Case in point, I found a 19 yo student at a college about an hour away this past summer - she was from the midwest but stayed here for summer classes, boyfriend went home for the summer, just looking to satisfy her very persistent itch for cock but didn't want to get into another relationship or get a 'rep' on campus - we had 3 hookups, each lasting all evening - she had a few xtra lbs, but no attitude, and as horny a girl as I have ever known. For this 50 yo guy, a willing and grateful 19yo is always worth the effort!

Rocky

Motorback
02-26-06, 10:53
LoveLostMySausage : I see its as dead in here as it is on the streets. Nothing but newbies and AMP reports. COME ON SUMMER !!!! Put the bottle down there big man as the cops just booted your ride. Got your message, had lost your # when a less then innocent student swiped my cell while in LA during our language lesson. That's ok because I got her back in fine fashion the next day. I slipped while doing doggie and thought I was in the right hole. I thought by all of her yelling that I was doing it Lovelos right and tapping her g spot hard. Loopy you would have been proud! When I finished instructing (which was pretty damn FAST) she took off for the bathroom. I got dressed in 2 seconds flat grabbed my bag , her clothes and her purse then off I went. Called her from lobby and told her security was on its way up to the room. I've never heard such dirty language from a young lady before. Guess I'm losing my touch...Did I take a stupid chance? Yeah but it felt DAMN good to give it back to one of those thieving ******.


"Senior Membership should be earned and not bought" Unknown source

LoveLOS
02-27-06, 08:36
Motormouth,
I wondered why your voice had changed when we chatted on the phone. I just thought you were back working the street. Check your PM for my number. Good to see you back--and hittin that backside. :D

Rocky,
Success is usually a better teacher than failure. Your point about the time it takes to RTFF and the LE dangers in a strange area definately ring true. A tool is only good when used correctly and effectively. Guess I was using it wrong. Which site can you recommend?

LoveLOS

Dave GD
03-03-06, 07:38
USGers,

I personally am not a big fan of all the additional forums. I can see why it is convenient if you just look in one forum. But, I look in all the forums, and it makes some of the forums feel dead. Nothing is worse than a dead forum.

Davegdb

LoveLOS
03-03-06, 07:50
Thought about putting this is MP reports, but since the MP was a preamble to the main event, this report goes here. Report #700 for the LL. I spend too much fucking time on this board.

Hondo calls, he's "foot loose and fancy free" tonight. Why not? Let's go. We did our research and decided a couple of latinas from CL would be a good start. So we make the appointment en route. Get to their hotel and they aren't fucking answering the phone.

Of course, by standard practice, the text messages are flying back & forth and intel is getting there. My girl India (LoveLOS) is arriving back in town sometime late... We decide to meet BW at TBWNN to have a round or two and see if anything is happening there. Closed. Oh well, since were on the track at midnight, we hike. Nothin. zip. nada. cero.

Hondo opts for a trip up the stairway to heaven, but my convictions are in place and so I hike around the corner for some gold in the basement. I was ushered to my room and immediately a tallish, very attractive young lady in in my room. I think the name goes something like Noni, It was four letters and not a common AMP girl name. WTF. About 5'6", Long black hair, slim with natural A's and unshaven kitty.

Short story: It was all good, a real sweetie with decent english. She had a problem with my perversion for dining, which is the only reason LL will likely not repeat. She requested a slow gentle session, and being the gentleman I am, that's how it went, which is probably why Hondo was on the street calling before we were done. I got dressed without the hot towel treatment.

Face 8
Body 8
Massage 7
extras 7
overall 7.5

On to the Looplair where LV had already had his way with my girl. He was one contented h0mbre. Just like an old girlfriend, India is amazing. A little party ensued where I got the best lapdance ever. Then we made introductions to Hondo, and his eyes were instantly rolled back in his head with the BJ he was recieving. India chastised LL for not joining the fun, and he remembered LV's stunt from last week. She was on her knees, so that amazing ass was right there. OMFG. LL collapses in a heap from a combination of extacy and exhaustion...

Hondo was then treated to some wonderfully sloppy thirds, but there was absolutely no complaint heard on the drive home about that minor point.

To quote the Vet, "She's the best there ever was, and the best there ever will be." Amen Bro.

LoveLOS

Muff Scout
03-03-06, 09:23
USGers,

I personally am not a big fan of all the additional forums. I can see why it is convenient if you just look in one forum. But, I look in all the forums, and it makes some of the forums feel dead. Nothing is worse than a dead forum.

Davegdb
Agree with you on that one Dave.

I think this forced reorg was a mistake. Jackson should have just left each city alone to decide what structure worked best for them. We've got a bunch of extra boards in Baltimore that only get the occasional post.

Problem with mob rule, reason doesn't always prevail.

I don't think much of the new senior rule either. Now you just throw up 25 one line non-informative posts, wait six months and you are a senior.

I must be getting old.

Muff Scout

Randy Farang
03-03-06, 12:49
Motorback,

I'm ROTFLMAO over the thought of your student awaiting the imminent arrival of security and trying to think of some reasonable excuse for being there with nothing on but the radio! Don't think I've ever been able to strike such a wonderfully appropriate blow against an ungrateful and so fully deserving provider.

Randy

Jack B Nimble
03-04-06, 15:03
Finally got to Royal after all these years of hobbying in DC. The place is nothing special -- Happiness is a bit nicer. But Linda put on a fine show.

I'd have to describe Linda as a Korean MILF-type. Picture Kathleen Turner (when she was younger) as a Korean. So as indicated, not a young thing but she does make up for it with experience. Amazing hands in the shower almost got me going. And in the room an incredible, hard massage worth the price of admission alone. Most important, Linda seems to enjoy her work and has a lot of enthusiasm. I got some LFK and maybe a bit of DFK mixed in. The main even was a bit short - but my fault since she had me so excited with the preliminaries. Recommended, although not sure if I will repeat right away since there is a lot of talent out there.

Motorback
03-05-06, 10:59
Randy I can't take credit for that one as I stole (borrowed) the idea from Paland from the b'more board. I have just been waiting for such an occasion to use it on some deserving wicked whench.

Long live the dream and be safe !

Kilgore Trout #2
03-06-06, 10:21
I'm a long-time senrior member from the Phiilly Boards. I've RTFF and cannot find the location/address of TBWNN. Or even the name of it? It is a bar, waht does it stand for? Please provide me info ASAP...I have today off and would love to explore!

Thanks,

KT2

Dave GD
03-06-06, 14:40
KT2,

No, but I did notice that you put a posting on CL R&R about it though.

Davegdb