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The Black Swan
04-02-21, 23:39
What's your price?
ScottyM3
04-03-21, 09:04
What's your price?Absofuckinglutely NO PHUCKING WAY! She makes my skin crawl. LOL.
JayJayTwo
04-09-21, 11:04
What's your price?For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.
ScottyM3
04-09-21, 23:50
For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.I'd make her give me much more than 5 Franklins. LOL.
JayJayTwo
04-12-21, 17:32
For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.


I'd make her give me much more than 5 Franklins. LOL.What can I say, I'm a cheap little ho!
HardHat69
04-13-21, 11:36
For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.Add a dark room and beer goggles and I'm in!
True Pair
04-13-21, 20:51
What's your price?Had a quick Blow and go with her today. Good BBBJ with some Daty and dato! $75 QV Next time I'll make her shower first.
JayJayTwo
04-14-21, 15:51
Had a quick Blow and go with her today. Good BBBJ with some Daty and dato! $75 QV Next time I'll make her shower first.Okay, are you being serious? Or is that a joke? And, if you're being serious, did you encounter any dust during the daty?
True Pair
04-14-21, 18:15
Okay, are you being serious? Or is that a joke? And, if you're being serious, did you encounter any dust during the daty?LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!
The Black Swan
04-14-21, 22:25
LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!Ha! TP, you almost had me. Was thinking you should at least get a participation trophy.
JayJayTwo
04-15-21, 09:05
LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!Thank you Baby Jesus! Good to know my first instinct was correct and you did not, in fact, go downtown on grandma!
The Black Swan
05-04-21, 09:33
Any takers?
Feckless
05-04-21, 18:56
Any takers?80-20 rule.

From the neck UP. Sure. From the neck DOWN, would rather get a root canal. ,. ,every day for a week; Takers? Take-her to REHAB.

F1.
HardHat69
05-05-21, 18:17
Any takers?That's real classy, a picture next to the toilet. I guess it's good that it is close by in case you have to barf after the session.
JayJayTwo
05-06-21, 12:37
Why would any provider think her ad should include a pic of her next to a headstone?

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/fun-and-flexible/163724979956
HardHat69
05-06-21, 15:25
Why would any provider think her ad should include a pic of her next to a headstone?

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/fun-and-flexible/163724979956Well that one really takes the cake. I thought the toilet was bad.
Willie24
05-06-21, 16:17
Well that one really takes the cake. I thought the toilet was bad.Just when you think you've seen everything in this hobby, this provider comes along and shows you something totally bizarre!! This thread is appropriately named! LOL.
Littleshyguy
05-06-21, 19:42
Just when you think you've seen everything in this hobby, this provider comes along and shows you something totally bizarre!! This thread is appropriately named! LOL.If she looks like her photos and is at all interesting in bed, I'd still like to hook up with her.

Undead or not! LOL!
HardHat69
05-25-21, 18:40
If she looks like her photos and is at all interesting in bed, I'd still like to hook up with her.

Undead or not! LOL!Well the choices are pretty limited these days. She really isn't that bad looking. Let us know if she gets a "rise" out of you!