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James D 2004
12-05-05, 01:41
How identify pimps, fakes, tricks, etc.

James D 2004
12-05-05, 01:53
Symptons:
1. Claimed 3rd time visit. So you can't complain if you don't visit 3 times.
2. Repeated similiar post for different locations.
3. Repeated negative experience feedback similiar to below.
4. No response to negative experience.
5. No description of past and future visits.

Source:
1. Propagate false info from other board.
2. Unreliable info from circulating private emails.
3. Change real negative experience to positive experience.
4. Change negative experience from other board to positive personal experience.
5. Pure make up experience.

Purpose:
1. Now he has something good to exchange.
2. Built up reputation, senior membership, etc.
3. Lure people to visit and report actual experience.
4. Want handjob but afraid to ask, hope to soften them up.
5. Revenge, give the girls troubles.
6. Pimp the place for people otherwise would not visit.


Was in need of a "REAL" massage to work out the kinks, so I decided to go to East West Spa because they give a great massage & I wanted to try out their table shower as well. Decided on the 60 minutes for $60 option.

Went to the room and got undressed and laid on the table sans towel. A few minutes later in walked Julia, a cute and petite Chinese girl. Julia didn't bother to cover me with a towel which I took as a good sign. Julia asks if I want the light, medium or hard massage. Since I was in need of having a few kinks worked out, I opted for the hard massage.

Julia gave what I can only describe as the perfect balance between a "REAL" and "EROTIC" massage. She has wonderful hands!!! She gave me a great massage on the shoulders, back, legs and spent quite a long time massaging my ass.

When it came time for the flip, Julia still didn't bother to cover me with the towel. Definitely a good sign! She continues to massage my chest, stomach and legs. She spends lot of time rubbing the inside of my thighs while lightly brushing the boys and the Pipe! Talk about TEASE!!!

It is finally time for the table shower. Julia hands me a towel and says I better cover up. After we walk across the hallway into the table shower room, she grabs the towel and says I won't be needing that in here! I lay down on my stomach and she goes to work and gets me all soaped up and rinses me off. After the flip, she repeats the process on the front and rinses me off again. Just when I am wondering if I need to relocate her hand to the Pipe, she soaps him up and goes to work! I give her an A+ in technique as she has me exploding in a matter of minutes. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, she rinses off the Pipe and gives him a quick kiss!!! I will definitely be back!!!


Tried out east west spa out on tuesday night. Paid the 60 for an hour. Chinese woman in her forties (face-2, body-2, service-6). Asked for the hard massage and there was no towel involved but too much oil. It was a pretty good massage with ass/ball play. Was allowed to touch with her clothes on. On the flip she put the towel on but I took it off and she continued her massage lightly passing her hand over. Then went for the table shower with lots of touching involved. Lots of ass play especially with finger. Played with the dick a lot during the shower. Went back to the room and she said we were done. I acted surprised and asked her for extras. I placed her hand on my dick and she said she couldnt do it but she continued the hj while i stood up next to her. Tried to kiss me but I was not getting near that. Overall service was good, but looks could have been a lot better.

This a pretty much hit and miss place. I guess they are real careful regarding LE. I've been there twice since reading Layin Pipe's post. First time was with Kristy, and she was real good with the massage but no extra. Second time with Julia. She was real leary when I told her a friend has suggested her since the 'happy ending' he received was good. She was all offended and said 'I never do that.'

Please let me know if anyone has been experience there....by the way, I dont even look like LE and they were leary.

City Slicker

PsyberZombie
12-08-05, 08:04
Symptons:
1. Claimed 3rd time visit. So you can't complain if you don't visit 3 times.


I've read this Post re·peatedly , and I *still* can't figure out what the fork yer trying to say , J·D·04

Just start with the First Line =

You quote three other Members here , but WHERE does any·one say they "Claimed 3rd time visit." ???

.... or that they were complaining about their third visit , "So you can't complain if you don't visit 3 times" ???

Just a suggestion =

Why don't you ask a friend — if you have one — who speaks English to 'proof·read' your Posts for Content & Clarity before you submit them ??

....be·cause as it is now , all your Pixels are just a waste of Jackson 's valuable Band·width

Layin Pipe
12-08-05, 11:46
I've read this Post re·peatedly , and I *still* can't figure out what the fork yer trying to say , J·D·04
PsyberZombie,

You're not alone. Because of James D 2004's (www.usasexguide.info/forum/search.php?do=finduser&u=12805) complete lack of understanding of the English language his posts typically offer nothing but amusement and a good laugh!

Here are the responses that diegohills858 and City Slicker made to this nonsense in the Orange County "MP" thread:

I have stayed away from all of the things that JD 2004 says but this time I have to intervene. I owe Layin Pipe for giving me information about East West. I had a good experience there. I have gone back since and have plans to keep going there. I may not have liked her looks but the service was good and I saw other girls who were better looking. Layin Pipe has given me information on different places and all of them have been good tips. I do not understand how JD 2004 can characterize my trip as misfortune when I said that I did have a good experience there.
Please dont drag my name into this spill. Layin Pipe is a good dude and have provide some useful info that I've used in the past so he is an upstanding monger.
James, I know, I know...
As for English, I did stated that if anyone is trying to discuss my English for the thousandth time, he's about to jump out of the window....I'm "about to jump out of the window", whatever that means, LOL!

James, thanks again for another great laugh! Do me a favor and continue to stay off your meds, your emotional rants are hilarious!

Layin Pipe

James D 2004
12-09-05, 19:25
Psyber, you are being confused where the battle field is - the art of war.

I have great pleasure in butchering English where you have to do deep analysis. Of course you can't find 3rd time visit, that's the title of the 1st post that I quoted. Since I can't quote the title by default, I have to write it out.

Why would I want to proof read my Englsih? If you don't get it, you don't. And why would you cut and paste from a translator, spell checker and grammar checker?

James D 2004
12-09-05, 19:33
Layin, why would you want to lose twice using the same short cannon? - the art of war.

I have to make it clear in this survival guide that is to stand the test of time.

Specifically, both authors contradicts themselves. 2-face 2-body 6-HJ service with a 40 ish old woman cannot claim to be having a good time by any standards. Going to that place twice without anything, can't be said to be useful. In addition, the girl in question is basically saying that Layin is lying.

Overall, with that sort of odds, you have much better luck picking randomly in OC. What's the odd of running into a 2,2,6 woman for a HJ? And you call that useful?

Worf1972
02-22-06, 20:56
As a long time member ( back when this site was called wsg ) I found a very helpful article for using escorts.With approval from Jackson I would love to post it:

http://sex.perkel.com/escort/index.htm

James D 2004
02-23-06, 02:45
Only if you are a true nerd.

James D 2004
03-04-06, 04:18
When your $100 girl upped her price, and ran of to dinner date with other clients .

When you can barely afford a CBJ for $60 with half decent looking girls.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=420303&postcount=10

Stay your course for beautiful things in life. It's so easy to get pimped away.

Double Nickle
12-07-06, 05:32
How identify pimps, fakes, tricks, etc.I found myself awake a little before 4 AM so I logged on to USASexGuide. I noticed there were only 40 members and 34 guests onsite. I've often wondered about the percentage of lurkers among the membership. I figured this would be a good time to analyze those present. I was quite surprised to find myself the largest poster with 91. Next were members with 71, 40, 34, 30, 28, 26, 12, and 10 posts. Two had 7 posts, one 6, one 3, and one 2. Three had one post. A surprising (to me) 22 had no posts at all - over half.

If the percentages hold true over the entire membership and 24/7, there are approximately as many guests on line at any time as members. Of the members online over half have never posted. 7 had over 25 posts but I forgot to check if any are still junior members like myself. The other 6 would constitute 15% of members online. The really big posters like Pwhipped at 2,096; PsyberZombie at 1,416; Hizark 1,357; James D 2004 at 903 must be an infinitesimal percentage of the membership - maybe 1% of 1%.

Double Nickle

Trav Pokerman
01-01-07, 11:30
I believe it takes time to feel out the boards in order to become comfortable with posting. Also, the lurkers may be entirely new to the activity, and therefore naturally have nothing to contribute.

Lone Biker
09-14-09, 12:01
I found myself awake a little before 4 AM so I logged on to USASexGuide. I noticed there were only 40 members and 34 guests onsite. I've often wondered about the percentage of lurkers among the membership. I figured this would be a good time to analyze those present. I was quite surprised to find myself the largest poster with 91. Next were members with 71, 40, 34, 30, 28, 26, 12, and 10 posts. Two had 7 posts, one 6, one 3, and one 2. Three had one post. A surprising (to me) 22 had no posts at all. Over half.OK, I'm more than two years late to get in on this conversation, but what the hey. I'm one of those who mostly lurks the board. Simply because I seldom have anything to contribute. I'm not really a monger, in the sense that I never pick up anyone off the street. While I occasionally see pro's (maybe once a month at my most active, not even that often now), street action is above the level of risk I'm willing to take. Mostly I like to read about what's going on in my neighborhood, since I live adjacent to a high prostitution area. I also like to check the International Guide if I'm planning to travel.