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LynchurgSugar
01-03-21, 23:28
Are there any escorts not listed on Skipthegames that are active?I got a guy you could message. Pm me and I'll shoot you his number.

LynchurgSugar
01-04-21, 10:46
So I found this girl by someone who messaged me. Met with her handler in downtown. Going to be honest it was a little sketch it first. But followed by being able to pick a girl of my choice. After handing him the donation he gave me a key and let me go in. Now just saying his girls weren't the most experienced and their technique could use some work, but their looks made up for everything. Dude definitely has the hottest girls I've seen. I can send anyone pics of his girls.Here are the photos of the girls. I had the one with the nose ring and the one in the black bra as a combo.

Bob0525
01-04-21, 15:06
So I found this girl by someone who messaged me. Met with her handler in downtown. Going to be honest it was a little sketch it first. But followed by being able to pick a girl of my choice. After handing him the donation he gave me a key and let me go in. Now just saying his girls weren't the most experienced and their technique could use some work, but their looks made up for everything. Dude definitely has the hottest girls I've seen. I can send anyone pics of his girls.Maybe someone on here more reliable than a new member with less to lose will give it a try and let us know how it went.

VAGentlman
01-04-21, 20:08
Maybe someone on here more reliable than a new member with less to lose will give it a try and let us know how it went.Exactly!! This dude has been sending me private messages, and he sure knows a whole lot about the "handler" and the.

Girls to be just another monger. Even gave me the "handlers" phone number, claiming he gets referral discounts if I mention his name. Careful on this one gentleman.

Shooter1701
01-05-21, 08:24
Maybe someone on here more reliable than a new member with less to lose will give it a try and let us know how it went.Until I hear something different, I'm going to advise extreme caution. I hope we aren't missing out on something awesome, but dealing with a known girl that has a handler is bad enough, much less a situation where they are acting as a gatekeeper. Way too many chances for things to go sideways.

The images sent are straight-up pulled from IG and FB.

Let's be honest here, if we had any local options, we wouldn't even consider it.

Safe Hunting.

Fun In Virginia
01-05-21, 09:45
Note that this dude also posted the last picture on the Charlottesville forum trying to drum up business. He didn't provide an STG ad link, just her picture and people are asking about her. Which is what he wants.


Exactly!! This dude has been sending me private messages, and he sure knows a whole lot about the "handler" and the.

Girls to be just another monger. Even gave me the "handlers" phone number, claiming he gets referral discounts if I mention his name. Careful on this one gentleman.

CrazySpice
06-28-21, 23:45
Here are the photos of the girls. I had the one with the nose ring and the one in the black bra as a combo.PM contact number.

HottRod66
05-23-22, 20:35
Hey guys I went & saw her when she arrived in town yesterday evening. She's staying in nice hotel near mall. Texted her when I got parked. Went to room & greeted with a hug. Exchanged pleasantries & kissed some & then undressed & down to business!! Started with some DATY as we had previously discussed thru texting that I really like. She responded & was into it & had kitty purring & wet in no time. The we switched great BBBJ & gave the boys below some attention also. Had Jr. At full attention & ready!! Layed her across the bed at the missionary position & long & deep stroked her!! Kitty was tight & wet then finish her in doggy enjoying that pretty rear view fill the cover!! Cleaned up & talked a little more kissed & out of there I went!! Definitely repeat!! & I'd like to ad guys as dry as Lynchburg is yall are missing the boat if you don't go see her!! Let make it worth her trip. And keep her coming back!!

HottRod66
05-24-22, 19:20
Where did you get to see a picture of her? I only saw a facial of her!I want to chime in on this also the only thing that he got right about is she does have quite a few tattoos & in her 40's If that's not your thing so be it but he's basing everything on 1 picture. I've met her she's not skinny as he says & has no signs of being a junkie. She was really sweet & soft spoken!! Don't let one review from someone that hasn't met her from setting up an appointment with her. I didn't & I'm glad I used my own judgment.

SlapNutts
05-24-22, 23:38
I want to chime in on this also the only thing that he got right about is she does have quite a few tattoos & in her 40's If that's not your thing so be it but he's basing everything on 1 picture. I've met her she's not skinny as he says & has no signs of being a junkie. She was really sweet & soft spoken!! Don't let one review from someone that hasn't met her from setting up an appointment with her. I didn't & I'm glad I used my own judgment.You have no idea what you are talking about. I based my opinion on 4 pictures that I was sent. To be honest, I have no idea how old those pictures are because apparently she's been in the business from as far back as 2005 . Just because you "used your own judgement " doesn't mean it's good judgement. P.S. You forgot to mention I got the $250 donation right as well.

HottRod66
05-25-22, 01:05
You have no idea what you are talking about. I based my opinion on 4 pictures that I was sent. To be honest, I have no idea how old those pictures are because apparently she's been in the business from as far back as 2005 . Just because you "used your own judgement " doesn't mean it's good judgement. P.S. You forgot to mention I got the $250 donation right as well.Regardless of what you say idiot you haven't met her in person so you should STFU! The couple guys that saw her saw a different picture than what you painted her to be. I base my experience on now not what she looked like or done 7 or 8 years ago. P. S I'm a grown man & I don't need your approval or anyone else's to tell me my judgement is good or bad!!

SlapNutts
05-25-22, 08:23
Regardless of what you say idiot you haven't met her in person so you should STFU! The couple guys that saw her saw a different picture than what you painted her to be. I base my experience on now not what she looked like or done 7 or 8 years ago. P. S I'm a grown man & I don't need your approval or anyone else's to tell me my judgement is good or bad!!You best go back and reread my original post boy. Regarding "you haven't met her in person". You're damn right Fool, because the fact of the matter is I was the first one to post ANYTHING about "Crystal Dawn" on here . That's Because she's the one that messaged me on here out of the blue without a photo trying to solicit me instead of using the advertisers forum. She did provide the one small face photo after I asked for it. As for myself I think it's good judgement not to see someone who at the the time was unverified / unreviewed and I had no idea who it actually was messaging me. P.S. I also saw 3 more pictures and no doubt you're either blind as a bat , Or just have bad judgement since she's been rode hard since 2005

Fun In Virginia
05-25-22, 09:49
So one member posted a review based on actually seeing the provider while another member provided an opinion based on pictures and how the provider contacted him. Both are valuable to members trying to decide who to see and who to avoid.

HottRod66
05-25-22, 09:55
You best go back and reread my original post boy. Regarding "you haven't met her in person". You're damn right Fool, because the fact of the matter is I was the first one to post ANYTHING about "Crystal Dawn" on here . That's Because she's the one that messaged me on here out of the blue without a photo trying to solicit me instead of using the advertisers forum. She did provide the one small face photo after I asked for it. As for myself I think it's good judgement not to see someone who at the the time was unverified / unreviewed and I had no idea who it actually was messaging me. P.S. I also saw 3 more pictures and no doubt you're either blind as a bat , Or just have bad judgement since she's been rode hard since 2005Wow ok what you want everyone to bow down to you because she made the mistake of ever msg you 1st? Good for you who cares & you got 4 pictures that you judged her off. A couple guys & I have met her in person & was nothing like you said it's ok to amit you were wrong! She's not lying about her age so what's the big deal. Different strokes for different folks. Stop wasting time with the bullshit bashing people that you don't know! You can post & talk shit about me everyday IDGF!! Get a life dude!! I'm done with you!!

HottRod66
05-25-22, 11:49
So one member posted a review based on actually seeing the provider while another member provided an opinion based on pictures and how the provider contacted him. Both are valuable to members trying to decide who to see and who to avoid.I can agree with that!! 👍.

SlapNutts
05-25-22, 13:21
Wow ok what you want everyone to bow down to you because she made the mistake of ever msg you 1st? Good for you who cares & you got 4 pictures that you judged her off. A couple guys & I have met her in person & was nothing like you said it's ok to amit you were wrong! She's not lying about her age so what's the big deal. Different strokes for different folks. Stop wasting time with the bullshit bashing people that you don't know! You can post & talk shit about me everyday IDGF!! Get a life dude!! I'm done with you!!No need to bow down, but you're more than welcome to go F*#K Yourself. Apparently you have no reading comprehension skills whatsoever. Because NOWHERE did I say she was lying about her age. Now if you knew how to understand what you read. Someone compared Crystal Meth to "Celeste" who is arguably one of the top 3 attractive Escorts in Roanoke the past 10 years. And I think she was around 26 or 27 at the time. This 40 something year old broad can't compare to Celeste on her best day.

HottRod66
05-25-22, 13:55
No need to bow down, but you're more than welcome to go F*#K Yourself. Apparently you have no reading comprehension skills whatsoever. Because NOWHERE did I say she was lying about her age. Now if you knew how to understand what you read. Someone compared Crystal Meth to "Celeste" who is arguably one of the top 3 attractive Escorts in Roanoke the past 10 years. And I think she was around 26 or 27 at the time. This 40 something year old broad can't compare to Celeste on her best day.L LOL I did a lot of reading your older post & apparently you can't get a hard on all you a can do is go to Asian crap shoot massage parlors with your broke ass spending 40 on hand jobs & sit at home behind your computer talking shit! You want to discuss this anymore man up & meet me in person in Lynchburg!! I don't know Celeste but the other guy knows & seen both so I'll take his word for it end of story. Opinions are like assholes everybody has one with exception to you!! You have two because you got diarrhea of the mouth because all that comes out is shit! Have a nice day scum bag!!

SlapNutts
05-25-22, 14:17
L LOL I did a lot of reading your older post & apparently you can't get a hard on all you a can do is go to Asian crap shoot massage parlors with your broke ass spending 40 on hand jobs & sit at home behind your computer talking shit! You want to discuss this anymore man up & meet me in person in Lynchburg!! I don't know Celeste but the other guy knows & seen both so I'll take his word for it end of story. Opinions are like assholes everybody has one with exception to you!! You have two because you got diarrhea of the mouth because all that comes out is shit! Have a nice day scum bag!!So much for "being done" You just proved yourself a liar, what happened to "You can post & talk shit about me everyday IDGF!! Get a life dude!! I'm done with you!

Maybe it's not your fault, sounds like you didn't get past the 6th grade with your reading comprehension, because I don't know what you are reading stating "apparently you can't get a hard on" just shows what an Assclown you are making shit up. Yes I prefer AMP's much better than the crap shoot with drugged out tattooed skanks in flea bag motels that a sucker like you pays $250 a hour for.

CrystalDawn1
05-25-22, 14:34
So much for "being done" You just proved yourself a liar, what happened to "You can post & talk shit about me everyday IDGF!! Get a life dude!! I'm done with you!

Maybe it's not your fault, sounds like you didn't get past the 6th grade with your reading comprehension, because I don't know what you are reading stating "apparently you can't get a hard on" just shows what an Assclown you are making shit up. Yes I prefer AMP's much better than the crap shoot with drugged out tattooed skanks in flea bag motels that a sucker like you pays $250 a hour for.I have never done meth as you see I have all my teeth and I only stay at the best hotels never have stayed at a low end hotel in my life I am sure you are just from my past who just mad you probably was my stalker you bash me for no reason there is super models who have more tattoos then I do and then if Celeste was 26 10 years ago then stupid ass she be almost 40 now go suck a dick you just mad at the world you need Jesus I will pray for you.

SlapNutts
05-25-22, 19:22
I have never done meth as you see I have all my teeth and I only stay at the best hotels never have stayed at a low end hotel in my life I am sure you are just from my past who just mad you probably was my stalker you bash me for no reason there is super models who have more tattoos then I do and then if Celeste was 26 10 years ago then stupid ass she be almost 40 now go suck a dick you just mad at the world you need Jesus I will pray for you." I am sure you are just from my past" WRONG. As for "never done meth" , Ten bucks says you must of used some other drugs then. Mad or a stalker? LMAO I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole. Pretty sure Supermodels don't have ghetto type tattoos on the back of their legs. As for Celeste, that's got to be the most asinine point you're trying to make. Yeah she's got to be almost 40 , BUT She's no longer in the business stupid ass.

VAGentlman
05-25-22, 19:26
So much for "being done" You just proved yourself a liar, what happened to "You can post & talk shit about me everyday IDGF!! Get a life dude!! I'm done with you!

Maybe it's not your fault, sounds like you didn't get past the 6th grade with your reading comprehension, because I don't know what you are reading stating "apparently you can't get a hard on" just shows what an Assclown you are making shit up. Yes I prefer AMP's much better than the crap shoot with drugged out tattooed skanks in flea bag motels that a sucker like you pays $250 a hour for.I'm not normally one to intervene in discussions but this one has seemed to get a little out of hand. We are suppose to be here to look out for one another and give reviews on the girls. This forum has saved me from making bad decisions on numerous occasions and I myself have shared my own personal experiences good and bad. True senior members opinions are valued more so than regular members but we have all been regular memebers at one time. With that being said we are all entitled to our own opinions but I have to admit opinions are more valued by those who have actually met these girls in person. One of the best dates I've ever had was by a 40 ish something lady I met on STG a couple years back. I normally look for 30 and under. Everyone has personal preferences, tattoos arent my most favorite thing on a girl but I can overlook one or two, if she's a 6 or an 8 then the quality of the visit means more to me than anything. Ex. Attitude, cleanliness, friendly, non rushed. With that being said some guys prefer them a little bigger and some guys prefer them a little smaller so the number scale is completely different.

BuddyLove92
05-26-22, 06:38
I have never done meth as you see I have all my teeth and I only stay at the best hotels never have stayed at a low end hotel in my life I am sure you are just from my past who just mad you probably was my stalker you bash me for no reason there is super models who have more tattoos then I do and then if Celeste was 26 10 years ago then stupid ass she be almost 40 now go suck a dick you just mad at the world you need Jesus I will pray for you.Whatever you two have going on is between you two. My question to you Crystal, is how come you don't answer the phone? Or when you do answer, you go silent after the first message? I would expect a little more business to you with such high praise, and high rates. For you ladies who want our money, why not do a better job at trying to meet with the guys who actually want to see you. Instead of going back and forth with a guy on here, who really has no interest in meeting with you. Just my two cents, take care.

SlapNutts
05-26-22, 08:21
Whatever you two have going on is between you two. My question to you Crystal, is how come you don't answer the phone? Or when you do answer, you go silent after the first message? I would expect a little more business to you with such high praise, and high rates. For you ladies who want our money, why not do a better job at trying to meet with the guys who actually want to see you. Instead of going back and forth with a guy on here, who really has no interest in meeting with you. Just my two cents, take care.Here's the deal. In her post this broad just accused me of being a "stalker from her past" and to be perfectly clear I have NEVER met her and have no idea who she is... . Let's back up a minute. Prior to that she's the one that messaged me FIRST on here asking for help on where to advertise and tried to solicit me as a customer because she "thought she knew me" . Who in their right mind would message their "stalker" asking for help and solicit them as a customer? . She's obviously not dealing with a full deck or on some type of drugs.

Yep sometimes you CAN judge a book by it's cover. What is it 2 or 3 glowing reviews?. Well Mr BuddyLove92 looks like you found out the real deal. Lets see what kind of BS reply you get. Maybe something like I thought you were Slapnutts so didn't pick up the phone.

PS: Be prepared for her fanboys to question the validity of you post....because the Crystal they know and love with the $250 golden Pussy would never do anything like that , because she's the utmost professional and can never do any wrong

SlapNutts
06-21-22, 13:12
Her STG post got approved; her contact info is included.

https://lynchburg.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/crystal-dawn-sweet-kisses/642428638474LMAO She's got her age listed as 36. When even her fanboys admit she's in her 40's. No telling what else she lies about. But at least the ad doesn't say "Low Volume" like has been touted on here.

Fun In Virginia
06-21-22, 13:31
Your present and previous comments equate to 'I have not eaten pizza in 4 years and I have never eaten Blaze Pizza but I have seen pictures on their web site, plus they emailed me a coupon so I am qualified to comment on their pizza'. Enjoy your HJs from the old Chinese ladies but I see Crystal has positive reviews from several senior members now.


LMAO She's got her age listed as 36. When even her fanboys admit she's in her 40's. No telling what else she lies about. But at least the ad doesn't say "Low Volume" like has been touted on here.

SlapNutts
06-21-22, 15:24
Your present and previous comments equate to 'I have not eaten pizza in 4 years and I have never eaten Blaze Pizza but I have seen pictures on their web site, plus they emailed me a coupon so I am qualified to comment on their pizza'. Enjoy your HJs from the old Chinese ladies but I see Crystal has positive reviews from several senior members now.Typical. Just ignore the blatant lie where she claims to be 36 . And retort with "She has positive reviews" and make up some stupid pizza analogy. I am more than qualified to comment on her Skip the games website when I see a obvious lie about her age even if I haven't "sampled the pizza". Because the FACT is she's in her 40's and you can't debate that.

You seem to have a fascination with Old Ladies and HJs . The truth is I get FS from a Chinese girl in her late 20's, and you're the one doing old Lady Crystal , Who's been doing this 10-15 years that's not very fresh pizza especially for $250

Citizenv
06-22-22, 02:00
Jennifer Lopez is 52 now. Every single one of you would drop 250 to hit that for an hour without any second thoughts at all, so lets stop arguing over stupid shit.

As for Crystal, one of you who's interacting with her on a regular basis needs to tell her to get different (or more) photos in her ad, because I've looked at it and all I can really say at the moment is that she has great hair. Beyond that I still have no clue what she looks like. If she doesn't want to show her face its fine, but people who conceal as much of their body as she currently is are typically doing so because they have something to hide. It's kind of a red flag and it doesn't inspire me to want to reach out to her. Multiple mongers have come on here talkin about how great her tits are, so why are there no photos of that? If she want's my business I need to see more than I'm seeing.

SlapNutts
06-22-22, 08:40
Jennifer Lopez is 52 now. Every single one of you would drop 250 to hit that for an hour without any second thoughts at all, so lets stop arguing over stupid shit.

As for Crystal, one of you who's interacting with her on a regular basis needs to tell her to get different (or more) photos in her ad, because I've looked at it and all I can really say at the moment is that she has great hair. Beyond that I still have no clue what she looks like. If she doesn't want to show her face its fine, but people who conceal as much of their body as she currently is are typically doing so because they have something to hide. It's kind of a red flag and it doesn't inspire me to want to reach out to her. Multiple mongers have come on here talkin about how great her tits are, so why are there no photos of that? If she want's my business I need to see more than I'm seeing.WRONG. As for "Age is irrelevant" if her ad says 36 and multiple mongers (who've seen her) say she's in her 40's. I don't think it's "stupid shit" to point out a discrepancy. As for Crystal Dawn I posted a face picture (post #608) that shows more of her face than her ad .

As for Jennifer Lopez, you pick out a Celebrity with a personal trainer, home gym, nutritionist and chef. And no doubt has had some type of procedures done to help with aging. And you want to say "Age is irrelevant" ? . Lets come back to reality Bro , and for comparison how about a 52 year old that's escorting and living / working out of hotels , you can't tell me the lifestyle and living like that DOESN'T take a toll and ages them prematurely . So age actually is relevant when talking about a provider. Not so much a Celebrity worth $400 million. P.S. J Lo without makeup looks like she could work at a Latin Massage parlor in The Bronx NY...really nothing special

Shooter1701
06-22-22, 11:02
Typical. Just ignore the blatant lie where she claims to be 36 . And retort with "She has positive reviews" and make up some stupid pizza analogy. I am more than qualified to comment on her Skip the games website when I see a obvious lie about her age even if I haven't "sampled the pizza". Because the FACT is she's in her 40's and you can't debate that.

You seem to have a fascination with Old Ladies and HJs . The truth is I get FS from a Chinese girl in her late 20's, and you're the one doing old Lady Crystal , Who's been doing this 10-15 years that's not very fresh pizza especially for $250Care to share how the rest of us can sample some of this twenty-something awesomeness?

I'll agree that I would really like to see some younger talent, but that doesn't seem to exist outside of OF or SA. And the drama related with that just isn't worth the effort.

Central Virginia is just a desert right now.

Safe Hunting.

Citizenv
06-22-22, 12:16
WRONG. As for "Age is irrelevant" if her ad says 36 and multiple mongers (who've seen her) say she's in her 40's. I don't think it's "stupid shit" to point out a discrepancy. Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.

BuddyLove92
06-22-22, 12:32
Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.They have nothing better to do than then to get online and argue with each other. We mongers come on here to read reviews about providers, and make a decision about whether to see them or not. So go out and meet some women, and report back. This whole back and forth leads nowhere. Crystal is the best thing you all have in your city, and I'm not even from Lynchburg. So if you don't want to see her, then stay home and watch porn. (Not you specifically). I'm talking about these mongers arguing back and forth. Enough of it.

SlapNutts
06-22-22, 12:39
Depends entirely on whether that discrepancy is on a detail that matters or not. If you see her and you think she's attractive then her numerical age doesn't really matter and it becomes irrelevant. I don't know why we're so fixated on the accuracy of someone's advertisement all of a sudden anyway. Girls routinely lie about their age or the services they provide on a regular basis. It just goes with the territory. Maybe she's 36, maybe she isn't, but I don't think its fair to say she's full of shit just because a monger or two on here thought she was over 40. You and I both know half the people on here can't accurately judge the age of a woman to save their lives (especially when dealing with Asians) so why would you take their opinion so factually?

The amount of drama surrounding this chick blows my mind. You all have been fighting over this girl since the day she showed up in town and she hasn't really even done anything. I just don't get it LOL.I have other pictures of this broad. Face and full body and I guarantee she's over 40 without any other Mongers input. Feel free to PM a Email address and I'll gladly send the pics to you from my Mongering e mail account. LMAO as for fixated on someone's advertisement. Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.

As for the Drama. She messaged me, then tried to tell Everyone I was a Ex Stalker of hers.

Citizenv
06-22-22, 13:14
Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.No. You're taking things out of context and missed the point, but its fine. I'm not wasting any more time / energy on this conversation.

Fun In Virginia
06-22-22, 13:49
By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.


Care to share how the rest of us can sample some of this twenty-something awesomeness?

I'll agree that I would really like to see some younger talent, but that doesn't seem to exist outside of OF or SA. And the drama related with that just isn't worth the effort.

Central Virginia is just a desert right now.

Safe Hunting.

SlapNutts
06-22-22, 15:05
By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.Since you enjoy studying old posts, I've decided to do the same. Since your first post on 1-15-15 until present, you have ZERO AMP posts to your credit. Yet think you know it all by always spewing " Old Ladies and HJ's" "Old Ladies and HJ's" like a little kid. AS for Old ladies On 12-13-19 post #2856 YOU reviewed a "Early 50's, hosts in her nice safe house near Big Lots" "Who is 40 pounds heavier now" and "If you don't mind the weight the service is good". SO FAT and 50's is YOUR thing Pal? LMAO but keep on saying "Old Ladies and HJ's" when you have ZERO room to talk.

Then you keep repeating "By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years ". You're damn right. Because everyone I have seen were drug Addicts, even the highly reviewed ones, and (New Orleans Girl in Roanoke) was "strung out" and Celeste was arrested for drugs 2 days after I last saw her...so as far as I'm concerned I got lucky and dodged a bullet with those two . So Either you're drug friendly or maybe you use with them, As it doesn't seem to bother you. Apparently you're very thick headed because you can't grasp why I no longer wish to be involved with drug using Escorts and find AMP"s a safer alternative.

Funny how you assume, but Don't know Sh*t. My reference to younger was indeed current. As for the January 2022 post, you do realize it's the end of June now, and you don't seem to understand these girls work several months at a time and then take off for several months...and my go to was off in January Dumbass. Also Sounds like Crystal Dawn is already meh to you...and you'd like to see someone younger .

P.S.: Did you bring several Big Mac's when visiting the 40 lb heavier 50+ year old Chick to get her in the mood to see you?

JJohnson01
06-22-22, 16:59
I have other pictures of this broad. Face and full body and I guarantee she's over 40 without any other Mongers input. Feel free to PM a Email address and I'll gladly send the pics to you from my Mongering e mail account. LMAO as for fixated on someone's advertisement. Didn't you just post that she should have better pictures that show her tits & face instead of her hair?. That falls under the same thing as "it just goes with the territory" and Girls routinely post ads without showing their face.

As for the Drama. She messaged me, then tried to tell Everyone I was a Ex Stalker of hers.If you have pics that will lend credence to your argument then share them.

My imagined Slappy response: "I said send me a message and I'll email them to you".

SlapNutts
06-22-22, 18:08
If you have pics that will lend credence to your argument then share them.

My imagined Slappy response: "I said send me a message and I'll email them to you".Congratulations you can read, but obviously can't comprehend anything. No need for an "imagined response" Bro, I clearly told CitizenV I'd send HIM the pics by E mail if HE wanted them , it wasn't an open invitation . So not sure what that's got to do with you, or "lending credence to an argument".

JJohnson01
06-23-22, 00:15
Congratulations you can read, but obviously can't comprehend anything. No need for an "imagined response" Bro, I clearly told CitizenV I'd send HIM the pics by E mail if HE wanted them , it wasn't an open invitation . So not sure what that's got to do with you, or "lending credence to an argument".Quite simple, my good Slappy. You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. The moment someone disagrees with you, out comes the bitchy comments. Put up or shut up. Or just shut up. Provide people intel of your great conquests, share the information, live up to the spirit of the board, but there is no need to trash anyone else because they have differing tastes than your highly refined pallet.

Peace, I'm out, go ahead and get the last word in.

SlapNutts
06-23-22, 07:05
Quite simple, my good Slappy. You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. The moment someone disagrees with you, out comes the bitchy comments. Put up or shut up. Or just shut up. Provide people intel of your great conquests, share the information, live up to the spirit of the board, but there is no need to trash anyone else because they have differing tastes than your highly refined pallet.

Peace, I'm out, go ahead and get the last word in.I'm glad you are out, because this makes ABSOULUTLY no sense and I quote. "You seem to be unable to trash nearly anyone else who has something nice to say about a provider. "unable to trash" "nearly anyone" so that mean's I'm not trashing nearly anyone?.

SlapNutts
06-23-22, 07:22
By his own admission he has not seen an escort for 4 years and his January 2022 post regarding Lynchburg AMPs stated:

Every place in town is Meh. I reckon the best is Emily at New Day, but after you see her so many times it's Meh as well. I guess Yicki if she's still at Jojo's would be second best. I have no idea who's at Timberlake BP or Healing Hands. But I'd bet they are Meh as well.

So any references to younger, hot providers is dated, back when it didn't take several bamboo sticks at the AMP to keep Mr. Limpy up.It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did !

Central Va Guy
06-23-22, 13:54
New to the Forum but I don't get why someone who hasn't seen escorts lately keeps posting on the Escorts forum. They aren't reviews, just comments to other posts from people who actually saw an escort in person. If he prefers AMPs, that's cool. There is a forum for those reviews.


It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did !

Central Va Guy
06-23-22, 13:58
New to the forum but I don't get why someone who has not seen an escort lately keeps posting on the Escort forum. They aren't reviews, just nasty comments on other posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand. If he prefers AMPs that's cool. There is a separate forum for those reviews.


It's unreal that you keep busting my balls about "Old Chinese Lady HJ's" and old posts, when lo and behold back in Feb 2015 post #1961 YOU got a haircut, massage AND HJ from a 6 foot TRANNY with balls ,That in your words "In public would be passable as a tall bigger girl". That's something to be proud of Cupcake LMAO. PS: Lord only knows if "You paid more to get more" or got the King for a day "package" Ten bucks says you did !

SlapNutts
06-23-22, 17:31
New to the forum but I don't get why someone who has not seen an escort lately keeps posting on the Escort forum. They aren't reviews, just nasty comments on other posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand. If he prefers AMPs that's cool. There is a separate forum for those reviews.That's because a few weeks ago an Unknown Escort (at the time) without a picture MESSAGED ME out of the blue on here asking where to advertise and solicit my business. THAT'S WHY I posted in the Escort section as a courtesy / alert, believing it may be LEO or a scam and for everyone to watch out. However it was a false alarm and she was proven to be legit.

Then it snowballed from there. You better re read some other peoples posts or get some glasses Pal, because I began to receive "comments" shortly after as well. Nasty? I wouldn't go that far as I'm not a Snowflake like you. Just some guys talking trash No worse than a PG-13 TV show. . As for "Nasty comments" on "others posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand" if you mean when somebody post a picture of what's supposed to be a woman and looks 100 % like a Construction worker named Larry I'm going to say something.

JJohnson01
06-23-22, 17:57
That's because a few weeks ago an Unknown Escort (at the time) without a picture MESSAGED ME out of the blue on here asking where to advertise and solicit my business. THAT'S WHY I posted in the Escort section as a courtesy / alert, believing it may be LEO or a scam and for everyone to watch out. However it was a false alarm and she was proven to be legit.

Then it snowballed from there. You better re read some other peoples posts or get some glasses Pal, because I began to receive "comments" shortly after as well. Nasty? I wouldn't go that far as I'm not a Snowflake like you. Just some guys talking trash No worse than a PG-13 TV show. . As for "Nasty comments" on "others posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand" if you mean when somebody post a picture of what's supposed to be a woman and looks 100 % like a Construction worker named Larry I'm going to say something.All hail, the Slappiest of Nuttz!

Central Va Guy
06-23-22, 20:47
I see you warned people she might be LEO. I get that. Then several good reviews came in and you kept up with the negative comments. Looks like the Admin created the Stupid Shit in Lynchburg forum for that. Oh well, whatever. Lynchburg is pretty dead so there aren't many real reviews.


That's because a few weeks ago an Unknown Escort (at the time) without a picture MESSAGED ME out of the blue on here asking where to advertise and solicit my business. THAT'S WHY I posted in the Escort section as a courtesy / alert, believing it may be LEO or a scam and for everyone to watch out. However it was a false alarm and she was proven to be legit.

Then it snowballed from there. You better re read some other peoples posts or get some glasses Pal, because I began to receive "comments" shortly after as well. Nasty? I wouldn't go that far as I'm not a Snowflake like you. Just some guys talking trash No worse than a PG-13 TV show. . As for "Nasty comments" on "others posts where someone actually saw an escort first hand" if you mean when somebody post a picture of what's supposed to be a woman and looks 100 % like a Construction worker named Larry I'm going to say something.

Admin2
06-23-22, 23:07
I just had to hunt down and put 22 posts on the stupid shit thread, if any of you clowns waste my time like this again you will be moderated forever.

A2

SlapNutts
11-29-23, 10:07
Yes I think both Coco and Jessie are cute I saw both when was in that area so my post could apply to either. Or course I have a thing for Asian girls. Jessie is a thicker girl but in my opinion is not homely she is not a super model either. I have many post so I am not a newbie. I don't know if it's the same Coco or not.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But it doesn't mean it's worth anything LOL. There was a guy who posted a picture and raved about a Escort that looked like a construction worker named Larry.

There was a AMP review of a young pretty girl in Bedford, that I made the mistake of seeing, and she was late 40's- early 50's and looked like a pig with lipstick.

Before you said the girls were "Beautiful". Now you are saying they are "cute". Typically Jojo's does have the younger and better looking talent.

However occasionally they get a few duds, like Jessie. Most likely it's the same Coco from a few months ago. She wasn't -bad- BUT I wouldn't say beautiful.

If my memory is correct she also asked for outrageous tips.

Member #6482
11-29-23, 16:24
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But it doesn't mean it's worth anything LOL. There was a guy who posted a picture and raved about a Escort that looked like a construction worker named Larry.

There was a AMP review of a young pretty girl in Bedford, that I made the mistake of seeing, and she was late 40's- early 50's and looked like a pig with lipstick.

Before you said the girls were "Beautiful". Now you are saying they are "cute". Typically Jojo's does have the younger and better looking talent.

However occasionally they get a few duds, like Jessie. Most likely it's the same Coco from a few months ago. She wasn't -bad- BUT I wouldn't say beautiful.

If my memory is correct she also asked for outrageous tips.You are correct- everyone has opinions. And different expectations. You tend to focus on appearances- which is fine. Personally I prefer providers with great attitudes and open minds who aren't all about the money. I would like to see more reports on those characteristics and less focus on appearances- which can be very subjective.

SlapNutts
11-30-23, 09:33
You are correct- everyone has opinions. And different expectations. You tend to focus on appearances- which is fine. Personally I prefer providers with great attitudes and open minds who aren't all about the money. I would like to see more reports on those characteristics and less focus on appearances- which can be very subjective.You must be in Dreamland Pal. IT'S THEIR JOB, it's all about the money to each and every one of these broads. The older and Fugly broads that are in your price range have to accept cheaper tips.

You're the one that posted "heard there is good new talent at Relax Villa". You must of heard that from Ray Charles.

I went there and the "good new talent" was probably 50 and looked like a fat pig with lipstick.

Since appearances don't matter to you, And you prefer providers with great attitudes and open minds.

Feel free to visit the 70+ year old Fugly broads at Relax Villa and Timberlake Healing Hands, and tell us how great their attitudes and open minds are.

Member #6482
11-30-23, 18:54
You must be in Dreamland Pal. IT'S THEIR JOB, it's all about the money to each and every one of these broads. The older and Fugly broads that are in your price range have to accept cheaper tips.

You're the one that posted "heard there is good new talent at Relax Villa". You must of heard that from Ray Charles.

I went there and the "good new talent" was probably 50 and looked like a fat pig with lipstick.

Since appearances don't matter to you, And you prefer providers with great attitudes and open minds.

Feel free to visit the 70+ year old Fugly broads at Relax Villa and Timberlake Healing Hands, and tell us how great their attitudes and open minds are.Right on cue- couldn't wait to see your response. You are so predictable and so knowledgeable. Thanks for the laughs!