Iamme Iam
10-19-20, 12:12
Just my opinion of what we hear, and what we want to believe when an AMP worker say's something. My opinions (and a few from other Massachusetts AMP mongers) are listed here.
May be accurate or may be just humor, enjoy.
"Only for you" Means: I have sex with pretty much any guy who I trust, BBFS is never going to be only you. But, I want you to believe you are very special.
"You so big": 1: your cock is average size or slightly larger. One AMP worker told most Caucasians they were "so much bigger than husband".
2: No chance of FS!
"You so strong" Meaning 1: you take a while to finish, so, is this an actual positive comment?
2: Tired of yankin your crank, just cum for me will you?
Wearing a pad: its either an unusually young AMP worker who still has her period or they don't want to have to fight about not offering FS. Outside the NY / NJ area.
Most AMP workers tend to be older. Younger is not always better.
"Only HJ here" : the MMS is either setting rules to stay outside notice of police, or they don't know you well enough yet to offer more services.
"First time here"? The MMS (mamasan) doesn't recognize you, or if you are greeted by the AMP worker, she may be new or been there for a decade. Should you tell the truth?
I recently stopped in an out of state AMP, I told them I was new to the state, but was a regular in Massachusetts. Guess it was good enough, I got FS, offered BBFS for $200 (I passed).
"Hard or soft", asking what type of massage you want. If you are staying for an hour, and want an actual massage, make your choice of hard or medium. Myself, I frequently go with telling them, "massage later" and sit up on the edge of the table. I request clothes off, and enjoy. If you can't get much in extras, or they are taking too long on the massage, speak up and say "soft now". That lets them know you want some erotic touching, leading to the HJ.
"hour or half hour"? If you are looking for a massage (and a happy ending) then sure, go for the hour, if the plan is just having fun, go with a half hour. In NYC and many other places offer 30,45, and 60-minute times and costs are better.
When shorted on time, "makeup next time". Line out the door, NEXT!
"We do more next time". Already got your generous tip for standard service, hope to string you along and get you back for more $$.
Mamasan: "nice girl for you". I have a new one here and nobody seems to pick Her.
Phone rings, "come in 15 minutes". I just started a session, I will rush Him out to get to you and your cash.
"I no want trouble" - You are new to me so services are limited this time. (in my experiences anyway). Also, stringing you along with the wish of "more" at the next visit, but, may never get a FS visit.
"How old are you?" you tell her the truth. "You look 50. " As we age, that is even more effective than telling us how big the cock is.
If you have any AMP terms or phrases you have heard multiple times, please add your posts in this thread.
May be accurate or may be just humor, enjoy.
"Only for you" Means: I have sex with pretty much any guy who I trust, BBFS is never going to be only you. But, I want you to believe you are very special.
"You so big": 1: your cock is average size or slightly larger. One AMP worker told most Caucasians they were "so much bigger than husband".
2: No chance of FS!
"You so strong" Meaning 1: you take a while to finish, so, is this an actual positive comment?
2: Tired of yankin your crank, just cum for me will you?
Wearing a pad: its either an unusually young AMP worker who still has her period or they don't want to have to fight about not offering FS. Outside the NY / NJ area.
Most AMP workers tend to be older. Younger is not always better.
"Only HJ here" : the MMS is either setting rules to stay outside notice of police, or they don't know you well enough yet to offer more services.
"First time here"? The MMS (mamasan) doesn't recognize you, or if you are greeted by the AMP worker, she may be new or been there for a decade. Should you tell the truth?
I recently stopped in an out of state AMP, I told them I was new to the state, but was a regular in Massachusetts. Guess it was good enough, I got FS, offered BBFS for $200 (I passed).
"Hard or soft", asking what type of massage you want. If you are staying for an hour, and want an actual massage, make your choice of hard or medium. Myself, I frequently go with telling them, "massage later" and sit up on the edge of the table. I request clothes off, and enjoy. If you can't get much in extras, or they are taking too long on the massage, speak up and say "soft now". That lets them know you want some erotic touching, leading to the HJ.
"hour or half hour"? If you are looking for a massage (and a happy ending) then sure, go for the hour, if the plan is just having fun, go with a half hour. In NYC and many other places offer 30,45, and 60-minute times and costs are better.
When shorted on time, "makeup next time". Line out the door, NEXT!
"We do more next time". Already got your generous tip for standard service, hope to string you along and get you back for more $$.
Mamasan: "nice girl for you". I have a new one here and nobody seems to pick Her.
Phone rings, "come in 15 minutes". I just started a session, I will rush Him out to get to you and your cash.
"I no want trouble" - You are new to me so services are limited this time. (in my experiences anyway). Also, stringing you along with the wish of "more" at the next visit, but, may never get a FS visit.
"How old are you?" you tell her the truth. "You look 50. " As we age, that is even more effective than telling us how big the cock is.
If you have any AMP terms or phrases you have heard multiple times, please add your posts in this thread.