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NeeditWantit
04-16-20, 05:59
You want to take the COVID-19 government stimulus check and start looking a bit up-market on EROS or other sites for your next feast (Yes, I did this).
Keep it going.
MongeringMicky
04-17-20, 03:45
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Cajon Trombone
11-02-20, 20:54
You map out all the mongering arrests in a sting operation to find possible new strolls.
You want to take the COVID-19 government stimulus check and start looking a bit up-market on EROS or other sites for your next feast (Yes, I did this).
Keep it going.When you still chasing ass in disregard of pandemic.
When you still chasing ass in disregard of pandemic.Compare bare back to maskless. Some prefer bareback. Who sees a worker while wearing a mask? Not me.
LA1215
You drive by given hotel and get a chubber.
When you still chasing ass in disregard of pandemic.And you easily fall into multiple high risk categories, smh.
HanginBalls
11-19-20, 01:50
Wife cut me off and deleted my g / f's numbers! Her mom is a high end escort with big meat curtains! They were cooking my B-day dinner when wife ran to the store for marinade. Mom asked me how things were going and I threw her on the table and destroyed her accommodating pussy! Wife came home and noticed her mother limping. Pulled my pants down and sniffed down there! Told me," I'm done till New Years"! Mother told me it's 2 bills to bang her till then (That's half off!
There seems to be something so strangely captivating, about trying a new girl or experience, that even though, most turn out to be a failure. We just can't stick to what's well known and reliable. Maybe, this is even deeper than just a mongering addiction, but a basic human inherent conflict. We seem to yearn for both stability and adventure at the same time. Getting what's known and more or less expected, gets boring soon, even though it's so good. And, the thrill and excitement of newness and adventure, is so enticing. We can't resist, we forget we may fail most of the time, but we still do it. Every time I have a bad experience, sometimes a few in the row, I say ok, I'll take a long break on experimenting with new shit, and stick with my favorites for a while. But it never last.
Hwen the phone wakes you up every night a worker ask if you can see her.
And some nights you say yes.
When you have to be temporarily celibate because you accidentally cut yourself shaving.
LA1215
Chase Star
01-31-21, 09:24
When you CAN'T go celibate for a week until the crazy SuperBowl prices subside.
Chase Star
01-31-21, 09:32
Hwen the phone wakes you up every night a worker ask if you can see her.
And some nights you say yes.YES!!! What is it about these girls that they can't understand that most normal people don't live their lives the same as the vampire-like waking hours that they do.
When you CAN'T go celibate for a week until the crazy SuperBowl prices subside.When you set an alarm for 4 am for call to try to duck superbowl prices.
XpertTraveler
01-31-21, 15:54
When you have to be temporarily celibate because you accidentally cut yourself shaving.
LA1215100% true. I only shave at least 2-3 days before an appointment just in case so I have time to heal up. Luckily I don't grow that fast. Ahahahha hilarious man.
TeamCommando
01-31-21, 19:28
When you are in the middle of action with Plan B and Plan A finally texts you to say she's available and you text back, "I'll be right there".
100% true. I only shave at least 2-3 days before an appointment just in case so I have time to heal up. Luckily I don't grow that fast. Ahahahha hilarious man.When there is never 2-3 days before some appointment or another, as demonstrated here ...
When you are in the middle of action with Plan B and Plan A finally texts you to say she's available and you text back, "I'll be right there".Oh, for days of old when the supply met or exceeded the demand. Juggling with three was my self-imposed limit when I was young and now at most two can be managed, would that the occasion arise in these times of relative drought.
LA1215
SfoDavid67
01-31-21, 22:44
Hell I flew all the way to Germany just to fuck and cream pie an amateur porn star and cum in her pussy. Does that count? Paid 130 euro to do it!
Chase Star
02-01-21, 11:44
Hell I flew all the way to Germany just to fuck and cream pie an amateur porn star and cum in her pussy. Does that count? Paid 130 euro to do it!That's a really good deal for airfare to Germany. How did you find such low airfare?
SfoDavid67
02-01-21, 21:37
That's a really good deal for airfare to Germany. How did you find such low airfare?LOL that was just the sex! For a 5 hour gangbang with some amateur porn stars. Airfare and hotel not included.
You drive by given hotel and get a chubber.I drive a lot around town for my job and am constantly passing places I've smashed some ass. There isn't a corner of Tampa Bay where I don't pass at least one. Shitholes to the really nice ones. Mostly good memories.
When you get up in the morning and read this forum and check LC favorites before you check your e-mail.
Someone1234
09-04-23, 07:22
When you're driving on Nebraska and see a cutie up ahead in the distance. Change lanes and get closer just to realize it's a vacuum cleaner on the sidewalk.
NeeditWantit
09-04-23, 15:59
When you're driving on Nebraska and see a cutie up ahead in the distance. Change lanes and get closer just to realize it's a vacuum cleaner on the sidewalk.Those effing mannequins on Columbus always gets me.
Someone1234
09-06-23, 21:50
LOL so true. Hell a damn mailbox in the distance might make me do a you turn.
Smitty Qbert
09-08-23, 17:29
Old lady down a side street walking the dog. And yes, those mannequins are a PITA.
You look at or notice low end motels.
You can tell girls who are pros just by looking at them if you run into one in public.
I spent 2 hrs finger blasting my new girlfriend. I needed to ice my shoulder after. She asks me if I like oral sex. I say, "yes, do you?" She says yes. Do I get a BJ? Nope. And I think this chick really likes me. WTF!
No strange in two weeks. I am jonesing big time.
I spent 2 hrs finger blasting my new girlfriend. I needed to ice my shoulder after. She asks me if I like oral sex. I say, "yes, do you?" She says yes. Do I get a BJ? Nope. And I think this chick really likes me. WTF!You asked her if she likes oral sex and only used your finger (s) for two hours? Maybe I read it wrong, but if you dine down below until she insists that you stop, she most likely will do more that you like.
You know you are a mongering addict when. You give advise to try to improve your competition's game.
Dick.
NeeditWantit
11-25-23, 20:53
You can't help but stare at all the milfs loading items from their shopping cart into their car in parking lots. Damn sexy some of them. 'tis the season!
When you're leaving the Walmart and you see an Asian lady with a flat of mini waters in her cart and your first thought is…..
I saw that a few months ago and kick myself for not going and atleast giving her the head nod, just to see her reaction.
RivenCreampie
11-28-23, 22:38
Your know when your an addict when you fear missing out on a new girl who is hot as hell as a result you check daily if you get a chance.
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