Hilarious encounters and reports

[Elmer Fuddness]

Inspired by this post I just read in another state.


Not sure if this is the right forum but basically, BBFS went South. Girl advertising on EB with "Centennial" location. Close to me. Set a meetup BBBJ for 60. Went and waited a few so she could put her kid to sleep. Told her no problem, do what you got to do. I'm not a prick and IMO accomodating. Good monger. Started CD about a block from her house with BJ. She said if I licked her clit she would cum hard. OK. Working my magic and she says "You'll lick me but you don't want to fuck me". Tell her of course I do but I got less than $20 left. Had $18 and she says that's good for BBFS after I get her off. Took awhile but I did my good deed and she wants a smoke and check her kids real quick. Then she ghosted me. Blocked my # and never came back. Bottom line. $78 to DATY and get her off and left with blue balls. Called Christine and showed up at her incall to no answer when I got there. Shit Friday night. Tried Sadie. Got voicemail. Went to Taco Bell and called it.Imagine the laugh this broad had.

[BuckNaked123]

Too funny and great story!


Inspired by this post I just read in another state.

Imagine the laugh this broad had.

[Seattle Dad]

Xotic Tan or Xotics. There was a name change at some point.

Anyone have a good experience there?

One on Capital Hill and one on Lake City Way.

I remember 2 or 3 girls there (but not their names) were particularly amazing.

It was no (or exceptionally limited) contact lingerie shows, but the real thespians showed off all the naughty bits even leaving some clothes on.

One, maybe Molly, had the role play _down_. She came to her "professors" office to get a withdraw passing instead of a withdraw failing and agreed to do an extra naughty show for the professor to make the "correction. " She also had the "OMG, I can't believe I doing this for a grade" routine down.

Another one, after a couple of visits, suggested I write the girls names there on my cock before my next visit.

When I came back, she order me to drop my shorts at my ankles, and then (pretending she hadn't made the suggestion in the first place) asked why their names were written in my cock and I needed to rub them off while she made sure I did. On later visits, she'd even ask why her name wasn't in a better spot, or if a name that was more prominent than hers was the girl I really wanted to see.

It was hot as hell role play.

And a middle eastern girl who would sit toe to toe with you, let loose some thigh contact, and brush her hair over you while you got yourself off.

On Lake City, near the end my recollection was all the good girls were gone but there was a very hot, very tan asian woman who was upselling FS well out of my price range.

[Router911]

It was afternoon. Right after lunch and I had her head hanging off the edge of the bed fucking her throat so I bent over to lick her pussy and tongue her ass. I mustve put too much pressure on her stomach and she farted right as I tongued her ass.

I didn't say anything. The only time where being polite left a bad taste in mouth!

[TakingABreak]

It was afternoon. Right after lunch and I had her head hanging off the edge of the bed fucking her throat so I bent over to lick her pussy and tongue her ass. I mustve put too much pressure on her stomach and she farted right as I tongued her ass.

I didn't say anything. The only time where being polite left a bad taste in mouth!Some guys would pay extra for that. Was there an upcharge?

[SamThaMan2]

Do you remember her?

Good ol days I got stories.


Xotic Tan or Xotics. There was a name change at some point..

[BriannasBoy]

Ahhh the late 90's / early 2000's.

This is where I met Lady Lydia McLane. Loved her!

I am sure she is still out there doing burlesque or something. I see her in old videos now and then.

The absolute Best!!

[SeattleStiff]

Do you remember her?

Good ol days I got stories.Damn, I don't. But that hat must have been in their prop closet.

Do tell.

[CoronaLime]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

[WarDog1960]

That's too fucking funny.


One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

[GolphPro]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.Lmfao!

That is funny.

[MadVic]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.Honestone has a reputation of pooping in the corners of providers rooms.

MadVic.

[BbKingg]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.Lmfao! You are funny!

[PriceIsRight39]

Lmfao! You are funny!Love twins used a vibrating butt plug on me recently. Those two are nuts. It's rumbling in my ass one is on my balls the other BBBJ (Phew). When the party was over, we could find the plug! Well, we figured it's under the bed. I head over to bar for a come down cocktail and have the urge. Keep in mind I feel completely normal. As I go my bum starts VIBRATING! Plop! LOL needless to say, that butt plug in is somewhere out to sea. I also learned there are on nerve sensations in your rectum!

I SHIT YOU NOT MEN! True story. Hahah.

I promised them a new toy upon my return. When those two leave the biz it will truly be a sad day. 600 for both! What a bargain. No BBFS but the camel slides are nice. They are funny too. English is ok. I should stay away from SE Asia. I vacation in Dallas. LOL.

Love ya boys! Great to have a space for us men to shoot the shit.

[BbKingg]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2652440-Should-I-get-a-bad-review-cause-I-didn%92t-want-to-give-money-back

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2652317-The-worst-15-minutes-I-ve-experienced-since-joining-the-hobby

Unreal. Just unreal.

[Hoballer]

Her name seems familiar to me as does that very limited backside photo. I"m wondering if I've met her before and filled her up on some dark block near Aurora. She seems open but who knows. If not, I want to meet her, seems like 'Baller's type, LOL. Hailey if you're reading this, HMU.


https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2652440-Should-I-get-a-bad-review-cause-I-didn%92t-want-to-give-money-back

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2652317-The-worst-15-minutes-I-ve-experienced-since-joining-the-hobby

Unreal. Just unreal.

[CoronaLime]

That's too fucking funny.It embarrass me.

[WarDog1960]

But I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's seen something like that.


It embarrass me.

[CoronaLime]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.


That's too fucking funny.


Lmfao!

That is funny.


But I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's seen something like that.It small poop.