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Hugh Jardon
10-17-03, 11:15
Bysshe,
I'm going to jump in here and answer the question you put to balabon.
There was a provider at Downtown-Maya-that was absolutely raved over by everyone. Another site-the review site, you know the one-had over 40 reviews of her, ranging from positive to unbelieveably positive-the best ever in a few reviewers minds.
Well, I went there a few months back, saw her in the lineup, picked her and had one of the crappiest experiences I've ever had at an AMP. Everything was "No this. No that." Wanted a larger than usual tip and bitched when it wasn't given. Crappy massage, to boot.
I've been to at least 30 AMPs in DC, MD, GA, PA and this was right up there with the worst. I've had some fantastic times in AMPs, but this time, with a very highly reviewed masseuse, absolutely sucked. Sometimes things just don't click.
Dutch Treat
10-17-03, 12:08
Glad to hear that everybody now is having fun with Suzi.
I mentioned Suzi (and Diana) in previous posts, hoping that it would improve the provider diversity of this board. All we have had heard recently was Jummi, Jummi, Jummi. When I was last with Suzi, I heard three (yes, three!) of you mongers ask for Jummi. Let’s hear about others!
In the spirit of that request I’ll give up another Downtown provider – Mink. Experienced her about six months ago, not there currently, but may return. Early thirties, 5’2”, average build, B cups. Average shower, below average massage. Standard CBJ, but with some really enthusiastic DATY thrown in (I had to come up for air literally). Cowgirl and missionary that was a bit mechanical, but very tight pussy. Not a bad experience, but certainly not a Suzi or Diana experience. I’m curious to find out if anybody else had a similar experience with Mink.
Fellow DC monger buddies,
The old TrashMan is still alive and kickin' and will be out on the Baltimore Block finally out of semi retirement next week on Wednesday the 23rd night. Some buddies and I will be sailing into the Inner Harbor for some much needed shore leave on our 30 footer and staying at public docks near the Aquarium with plans to go ashore to the Block for some beers and pussy entertainment. Any of you that have become friends with me online here and want to get together and share a laugh and cold one come on up, I'd love to see yaYou used to be able to spot me a mile off by my long white beard but that had to go for the radiation treatments I've been undergoing. Now with a real short haircut people are telling me I look like Bruce Willis ( as if! ) but just ask around if you see a group of guys hootin' it up if one of us the TrashMan and I'll answer. I generally go to the Oasis, the Harem, Pussycat, Jewel Box, Flamingo, Circus and the Midway Bar. Sometimes the Plaza but otherwise I stay on the other side of the street. If you want to buy me a beer, I'll be much obliged, if ya wanna punch me in the face, step up and get in line! Hope to see some of you DC and VA boys up there. Since all I have to do is stagger back to the boat instead of drive home, I plan on getting really rootin' tootin' fucked up and that generally provides a strong extra measure of evenings entertainment as my inhibitions, few though they may be, drop markedly.
BYSSHE
I would like to know myself. It is absence of chemistry may be. But she must be professional anyway
NOVA GUY
Everything right about Suzy. But: she is 5"7 not 5"4
Anybody know if and if so where there is any SW action in the day and/or afternoon In the D.C. area?
Hondo Lane
10-19-03, 17:39
Downtown 10.17.03 1 a.m. or so. Went there with my former pal LL. I have never seen a man move so fast as LL when he grabbed BiBi and scurried off to her room. In his defense, he did ask the Mamasan to give me Suzy.
It was only after I was in a room and sheared of my $60 that Mamasan remembered that Suzy was busy. She did promise; however, to bring me a very, very, pretty, pretty, pretty girl.
I was on the verge of grabbing a barbell and breaking down BiBi's door at the thought of being denied either one of the two big players at Downtown! Only a few things stopped me: 1. BiBi's door was probably not locked. 2. The bulky guy at the door would throttle me for such a breach of etiquette. and 3. If I got between LL and a lady while he was suffering from Yellow Fever, I would wish I was only throttled by the door guy as I think LL loses focus due to this chronic malady.
Then, Miya (sp) came in. Okay face, killer body, good English and great attitude. She was the best AMP experience I ever had. Indeed, she is in the top five for lifetime endeavours. The massage was killer; the table shower was awesome. The asian performance had me climbing the walls. Miya has the pre-event tease down perfectly. I had to ask her to stop a couple of times so that I would be able to play in the game.
The game was fab. She looked great in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Great muscle control or even better than great. Very nice. The AMP version of GFE. Finished in mis. I had hoped to field a couple of other positions but the final buzzer sounded before we could run those plays.
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
Hondo Lane
10-19-03, 17:51
K Street Report & Question: 10.17.03 After Downtown I felt the need to walk. Gradually I noticed a number of scantily clad ladies who seemed to be looking for someone. They would approach cars and chat with the inhabitants therein.
There was a huge police presence. Sirens and police cars everwhere. Stopping on the median of the service road. Getting out and talking to the girls. Yelling at them to leave. Cuffing one girl was dressed in jeans and did not seem to approach anyone while they were there. They were using plastic cuffs which I take to mean they figure they will not have enough cuffs. I did not have an interest in introducing my vehicle into this fray.
In this craziness, a blond haired African-American lass approached LL and me. She suggested that we find a gal for him and the four of us could go back to her room at the Governor's House (?). She showed me her key and room number. She had a nice thin lithe body. She asked me to feel her backside and her kitty. She rubbed against me. LL and I then went on a quest to find his lady. No luck. Came back and blondy had a lucky contestant. We agreed it was a match and proceeded to obtain a taxi to go. Then, it got wierd. Blondy started to get in a taxi that already seemed to have a passenger. Then, she asked me what kind of car I had and I told her. Then she asked me the color and I told her. With that our lasses both took off. We followed them thinking that we were avoiding the police.
Then, our lasses went up to an officer interrogating another lady and said we were following them. I am not sure he even looked up; however, I took this as a signal that we were not to ride with them that evening.
My question is what did I do to chase them off? Did they still think we were cops even after the mutual feel?
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
p.s. I can't keep doing this on regular member pay only. I need the promotion.
Hey,
I posted some questions here prior to my trip to our nation's capital. Some of you were kind enough to answer, so I'll post my happenings.
I arrived on a Sunday night, looking solely for SW action, preferably WSW. I got a hotel downtown, thinking I'd bring my catch back there, although the concierge situation was not ideal. I cruised L street around 730 pm, pretty dead. I drove down Route 1, checked out the 7-11 area. Saw one blonde on foot across the big intersection, but she was gone by the time I maneuvered over there. I'm not even sure she was working.
I ate dinner in Crystal City, loitered around the 7-11 on foot for a while. Didn't see anything (seems like reports were mostly from daytime - nova board), so I headed back toward my hotel.
I went back to L street around 10pm. Very empty. There was an empty unmarked Crown Victoria parked in the alleyway next to the Domino's. I went by what was described as an upstairs click bar - it was closed. I was looking in the window downstairs when a big black guy (6'4?) called out to me from across the street and started heading my way. I didn't respond and quickly walked away. He didn't follow.
Over on the big street near the traffic circle (19th?), I saw a cute girl in her 20s looking into the Victoria's Secrets window. I walked over to her, she saw me, and she quickly walked away toward M street. I don't know if she thought I was LE, or if she was just a gtown girl on her way home.
Around midnight, I hopped back into my car, cruised the K and L street area again. I saw two Latinas, probably mid-30s, walking along 18th. I wasn't really interested. It started raining. Over by 12th and K, I saw a cute latina, probably early 20s, with a pink umbrella. I was going the wrong way, and by the time I straightened out, someone else had scooped her up.
Soon thereafter, I saw a BSW in the 12th and K area. Her name's Terri, I'd guess late 20s or early 30s, decent face, nice body. I was tired of cruising, and it was raining, so I just took the bird in the hand. 5'5, 120 lbs. .4 + .05 tip for an enthusiastic BBBJCIM. ended up doing a car date, it was just simpler.
Thanks for a nice trip.
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Dutch,
Thank you for your post. You are correct that if monger's fail to report new finds, we don't know who to ask for. Suzi is the hot new star of downtown, not Yummi. Your mention of her probably had a lot to do with that. In fact, there will NOT be a report from Suzi on the last trip I was there because she was "busy." Hope the monger who was with her will be gentleman enough to report, hmmmmm?
We all walk in to the AMP and want good service. This board allows us to ask for a provider that another has had good luck with, and you are correct, the more choices, the better. However, I have never seen a time when the board has more than one or two current providers receiving reports at Downtown. You will be seeing a new report, as soon as Jackson approves it, from Hondo about " Maya ." Most everyone wants to try a girl that has great reviews, which is why Yummi, Suzi and Bibi are getting hammered right now. That makes FOUR current providers that are getting reviews at one AMP - a record, a fucking smorgasboard!
Small nitpick - it is Yummi, no Jummi-- her words were "Are you hungry? Because I am Yummi!"
I am gathering the data for my update for DC AMPs I will include your mention of Mink, but I am going to back-date it six months since there is little chance she is still there. Few of these providers stay in one place that long. If anybody has current information on this girl - please post.
Remember this is the DC board with 16-18 AMPs with reports, not the Downtown Spa board. We have a shit-load of choices, but we need more reports on the "other" amps. MONGERS - LURKERS - Please post your reports ASAP so I can get your report into the update while it is fresh and will help others the most.
LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shread of truth; they are therefore inadmissable as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... *wink*
LoveLOS
Originally posted by Bandit II
I'm pissed off at this point and Bibi comes in. Reports described her accurately and she was flirty but...
At this point I could have used a bit of a GFE because I was still pissed off and wasnt in the mood for anything mechanical. ***Emphasis mineLos Banditos,
Need I fucking say more? You screwed up your own experience (or maybe the Cubs helped - LOL) . Poor Bibi was in a no-win situation, mamason knows and no doubt communicated to her, that you were unhappy and, if you read the board, you will know Bibi (and likely MOST of these girls) can read a customer like a book. They know when we are upset, nervous, happy, sad, loose, tired, cranky or whatever. If you are pissed and she knows it, what the hell can she do? She tries flirting and that won't melt your bad attitude then PROFESSIONAL is as good as she can be.
Look, you and Babylon are good guys in my book, so I apologize for coming down on you about this, but if you cop a 'tude, you lose. Babylon lost it too with similar results. You are the one who has to decide you are going to have a good time, you cannot expect a provider to have it for you...
To all,
Remember the YMMV princple applies, but you are responsible for 50% of the interaction between yourself and these women.
- If you are in a bad mood, have a few drinks an loosen up before reporting to an AMP.
- If you don't like spending time with women who can't speak decent english, avoid AMPS. This is the USA, find a woman who knows the language...
- If you think they "owe" you a GFE because you are a stud muffin that women cannot resist, get over it.
- If you think there is magic in any certain establishment, please think with your big head for a moment. The magic is in the relationship, with the mamasan and the provider. Any AMP in DC can provide awesome service if you establish yourself as a good customer, so if you are receiving fabulous service at your spot, don't quit just because 10 reports come out for one very fortunate establishment...
The basic services at an AMP is a "professional" table shower and "muscular training." You negotiate any extras with the girl (and the negotiation process includes acting like a "boyfriend" if you are looking for a GFE). CBJ and mish CFS are generally available in DC and what is considered "professional" treatment. If you are a jerk (again, no offense ment) and this is the treatment you got, please try some VA or MD jerk joints for a few months to see how good that level of service really is. If you are looking for a GFE (aren't we all), don't expect it every time. If you see the same provider two or three times then it happens naturally. If you get GFE with a new AMP girl, you not only did everything right, but you were also a lucky mother fucker.
Lovelos steps down from soap box...
LoveLOS
I decided to head "downtown" Wednesday around midnight. First I ended up making a few runs around the block as some one was just beating me to the door. I figured I could see what the street scene is like now. Pretty dead, 2 or so and tons of pimp looking guys.
Anyway, I hit downtown and got Michelle (sp?), or that is what I made out. Her english was about the worst I have seen there. Looks early 20's (7-8 in looks), about a b+ in cup size and very nicely shaped. Anyway pretty decent shower, good massage. All the normal downtown menu, even 2 cups for regular tip. After being at work all day I just couldn't get to finish #2. One thing that I did find odd was that she brought a seperate condom that she used to rim me, I really couldn't tell. I actually saw her put it on in the mirror, no biggie still was cool. Never had that before.
Upon leaving I turn on K to get in my car, and holy shit there must have been 10+ street walkers in the vicinity of my car. Did a few rounds between 15-14th and there had to be 10 more spread all over. Nothing really outside of that 2 block radius. Will have to investigate further as some were pretty damn hot. No cops to bee seen anywhere.
*** DC Trip Report ***
Hondo, the sex-starved maniac, calls me up on Thur, and informs me we are doing a road trip to DC the next evening. Although it was entirely inconvenient, I rearranged my schedule to help him in his hour of need. The fact I was getting a touch of yellow fever had nothing to do with my selfless humanitarian efforts. Friday evening eventually came and we were off. He had two things on his agenda, K street SWs and a first trip to Downtown. I had several things on my agenda also, namely Bibi, Suzi, and Yummi. Unfortunately I did not have the time, finances, or stamina to try all of the above, so I determined to go for the GFE with Bibi and see to it that Hondo had a good ride with one of the others...
We arrived in the area about 12:15am and there were NO SWs on the streets whatsoever. NONE? none. We went to Clicks to gather intel, but all we gleaned was a shrug... Came out after a drink and there was an interesting pair getting out of their Lincoln... Hmmmmm? One was a nondescript BSW, but the other was interesting--a WSW that has very dark black (dyed) hair with reddish highlights with a good looking body, she may have been 2-3 months prego due to the tiny bulge in the tummy. Witnessed two guys on foot picking up two girls and using a taxi for the ride to the hotel... Hmmmmmm, log that idea. Walked to K and there was a bit of action beginning. Got approached by a BSW who wanted to party. I almost took her back to the car to polish my knob before the AMP, but I declined. In retrospect, that may be a course I will try in the future... Hondo then forced me to focus on the stairway to heaven... and we ascended.
Greeted by the bouncer and then mamasan 1, who knows me well. So I know choosing my girl and getting Hondo a proper introduction is not a problem. I asked for Bibi and introduced Hondo as a trustworthy party (yes, in that order, as I have my priorities in proper perspective). Yummi was not there (period?), and so I requested Suzi for the Hondo man. It turns out that she was occupied (please post if you are lurking) and so Hondo was given "Maya." There was a report in July about a Maya, so if you saw that girl, she may be back... I have it on good authority that his report will be highly positive when it gets posted to the forum, so my introduction may have served him well.
I had to wait for a few minutes for Bibi to arrive (she must have been busy). I stripped and cooled my heels. She finally arrived but Hondo was in the shower and so we chatted and flirted while waiting. She wanted to know all about the SW action on the street, that was an interesting conversation. I also ascertained she is not planning to leave today, as she had mentioned to another monger a few weeks back. Others please confirm she is not bull-shitting here. Shower was thorough and I enjoyed it. She was wearing this little see-thru skirt and no thong, and she wrapped that up so it would not get wet, so my she was providing quite a nice show for the shower... Back in the room the eye candy continued and she provided a reasonably good nude massage that included the 36C tit rub, some toe/foot licking, some cuddling, and a hike on my back. The main event started with some wonderful 69. I got so into her sweet pussy that I almost let her finish me with that wonderful CBJ I was receiving. She received the news that Hondo was finished as I told her that was HIS problem. This apparently got him a bit of extra time, for which I received a thank-you later; so he must have put it to good use, only his report will tell. Bibi and I proceeded to Asian cowgirl but, alas, little LoveLOS was smitten, and could no hold his breath long enough for the position switch. We cleaned up and leisurely dressed while chatting more. She adjusted my neck with the professional ease that would make my chiropractor jealous. Overall, a top ten AMP experience.
We met in the hallway and I got a good look at Maya, who has a so-so face and wonderful body. The "look" I got from her told me she would probably be a fun ride, and after talking to him, that is probably a good call. The shit-eating grin on the Hondos face was probably only matched by the one on my face. We received our labels after the goodbye kisses. I'm the "horny guy" and Hondo is the "player..." What's up with that, Hondo? hehehe...
On the street again, we are content to walk around for about an hour just enjoying the scenery and basking in the recent memories... There was about 15-20 SWs out and LE was getting thicker as time went on. We finally saw an interesting BSW with loooong legs and "blonde" hair (not a typo). Chatting to her she suggests we find another girl and go to her room. Sounds like fun. Hondo had dibs on her, so we looked around, but I didn't see any that I wanted very much. Finally we met her again with a reasonable looking WSW and I felt that the foursome idea would get me a poke at both girls, so we agreed in principle... We were on foot and decided to get a taxi... Now we had done the "are you a cop'" and squeeze my tits/dick routine. The taxi came by but someone was inside already... Now at that point on K st, I don't have a clue what the fuck changed, but within a few seconds they went paranoid and wanted nothing to do with us. I think they saw a cruiser and thought they were about to get busted. Anybody else have that sort of experience?
We walked around some more and LE got more annoying, they were everywhere. One ossifer was "interviewing" a girl and she even gave us "the look" as we strolled by. -LOL... Had one WSW follow us half a block on K st but I decided the face was not for me. Saw one other nice man give a girl a ride before we got to her (bastard) then we headed back for our ride. The ugly-faced-but-nice-body WSW was walking toward us on L st, and I was starting to reconsider her for a quick nightcap BJ before heading home. She was 15ft away and an UNMARKED WHITE CRUISER screeched to a halt. Two ossifers stepped out and told her to get her hands on the car. They had a bundle of the plastic zip cuffs and busted her on the spot. She wasn't even half naked like most of the girls-jeans and a jacket with high heels, and had not spoken to me or anybody on the block. WTF? We strolled on past, got in the car and left DC, glad we were not chatting with the dangerous criminal when LE decided we needed to be protected from her. Watch your asses out there and keep the eyes peeled for unmarked units as well as light bars...
Sorry to bore you and take up space on the board, but somebody has to do it...
LoveLOS
Dutch Treat
10-20-03, 11:37
Balabon,
I stand corrected Suzi is 5'4" - but when I saw her (in her three inch fuck-me stilettos, which I forgot to mention) she was 5'7". Next time, I'll post height minus shoes. Since she seems to do everything (well at that), I'll be curious to find out from anybody if she is up for Greek.
Lovelos..
Thanks for the detailed report. as for the SW's if you don't pick them up quick they do get nervous. I had that happen to me as well. If I'm still undecided I try to get her cell phone number and offer to meet at her hotel usaully on either 14th colorado ave or NY ave. SW also make deals with cabbies they are able to hail a cab and pick you up and and it's accepted that they pick up the tab for the cab, or you can subtract it from the cost of the date.
Romeo#2..
SW's can be found at the same hotels in the day as they use in the evenings especially on NY Ave.
LOVELOS
You are right - we are using (and writing) only Downtown. Where is the rest of AMPs? For instance some months ago I was coming to Hapinness - it was good in most cases. But recently I am going only Downtown because it looks 100% success. Or may be guys just not informing about other places? Let's do it
Mighty Spearsman
10-20-03, 17:27
Some name change info, plus a report on an outstanding experience at Young's Spa in Georgetown:
First, the Castle Spa (I gave a good report back in July 2003) has apparently changed its name although I'm not 100% sure what the new name is. The box ad in the Washington Post reads "Grand <<BOSS>>" on the top line and "Opening" on the second line, then the street address in smaller type below. I guess this means that the new name for the spa is "Boss"? I didn't get time to check out this place in person, nor do I know if "Jay" (my nice provider from July) still works there.
Next, the confusion between the "Sun Spa" and the "Sun Club" should end soon, as the Sun Spa, 1829 M Street, NW, 3rd Floor (same building as ICM Body Concepts, a non-Asian HJ-only place on the 2nd floor) has changed its name to "Therapy @ M St." Did not visit this place either.
Also, some new spas in Silver Spring and in Waldorf, MD, according to the ads in the Post Sports Section.
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Young's Spa in Georgetown -
Directions: 2352 Wisconsin Avenue, NW, Washington, DCon the northern fringe of Georgetown and about 5-6 blocks down the hill from the National Cathedral - and nowhere near a Metro. Although it's in a busy neighborhood, the location is actually pretty good. It's on the ground floor of a 4-story grey townhouse-style building. On the outside of the building are signs for the Annie Fisher Gallery and the Shade Shack (something like that) but no signs indicating that there's a spa inside. Once you open the front door, you enter a very small foyer with two doors - one door in front of you that leads to the stairway, and the door to "Young's Therapeutic Massage" on the left. This means that passersby who see you either entering or leaving the building have no idea which business you are visiting inside.
Report: to LoveLOS and others, you'll be happy to know that this will be a rave review about someplace other than Downtown. I had my first true GFE in several years with "Jay" of Young's, so I guess that means that I both did everything right and am a lucky m-f-er (see LoveLOs's reply to Los Banditos below). Yes, a true GFE, as opposed to several near-GFE's at Downtown and Castle during the last year or so.
This Jay is not the same girl as the Jay of Castle Spa in July. This Jay is 5'3", early 20s, Korean (of course), long curly brown hair that is distinctive because it was very curly and had lots of blonde streaks in it. Decent English by AMP standards. Attractive but not knock-out beautiful face (7 out of 10), about 115 lbs., decent figure with natural B cups, longer than average nipples, nice curves as she still has some baby fat on her, shaved kitty.
She answered the door herself, looking sexy in a flowered bikini top and skimpy sarong wrap-around skirt and thong. My eyes must have lit up because she smiled when she saw me, then grabbed my hand and led me to the room. I was NOT asked if I had been there before. No sign of a mamasan or other employee the whole time I was there (could hear TV noise from a back room, but saw no one).
In the room I immediately pulled out my wallet and said "one hour is $60, right" to which she said yes. She left the room with my $60 and I immediately stripped down. She came back and knocked on the door, then came in and almost looked surprised that I had undressed that quickly. She wrapped a towel around me, I kissed her on her forehead and complimented her on her hair, then she led me to the table shower room. While I was lying on the table, she motioned towards my soldier and I said "yes, please wash it, it's very important to be clean there" to which she smiled and gave me a thorough washing.
Back in the room. I decided to act differently than I normally would (which would be to lie face-down on the table). I sat on the massage table, pulled her over to hug her, complimented her again on her hair, then started kissing her on her neck, cheeks, earlobes, etc. She seemed very interested and enjoying it. After a couple of minutes she pulled her head back and smiled and said "now what would you like to do with me?" to which I replied "today I just want to be with you." She smiled and said ok, but money first please, to which I said certainly and pulled out a $100 note plus a jackson. She smiled and put the money under the pillow and off we went.
I treated her exactly like a girlfriend and got the GFE in return. Picked her up and laid her on her back on the massage table, then spent the next 15 minutes licking her all over, removing her thong and ending with a long DATY session with one finger up her kitty and another knocking on her back door. She definitely responded and enjoyed herself - no acting here. I came up for air and she wrapped her legs around me and started French-kissing me and hugging me. Then she paused and said "let me go get a condom" and left the room.
I sat up on the table to wait for her. She came back, stripped off her bra and sarong, then leaned over and said "I'll put the condom on later, ok?" and gave me a great tea-bagging and licked and kissed my bare soldier everywhere except on the tip. Then she said "now I'm going to put the condom on" and did so using the old condom in the mouth trick. Short CBJ then she climbed onto the table and lay on her back. I got on top for a nice long, slow missionary session with more hugging and french-kissing (I myself couldn't believe this was all happening). After I came she held me in her arms for a long time, keeping me inside her, then finally I was the one who decided that it was time to pull out. Then we lay there and hugged for another 5 minutes before she got up to leave the room and get me a hot towel. One interesting point is that although she was naked she didn't bother to get dressed to leave the room to get the towel, instead she just held a towel to her chest to cover her front.
She brought back three hot towels, two to clean the body and one for my face/mouth. At this point the hour was up, but she said that she wanted to give me a short massage, so I lay on my stomach and let her massage me for a few minutes. During the massage, in response to my questions she told me that she had been working there for one month and would still be there until mid-December.
A nice ending point - after I got dressed, I walked out of the room holding her hand. Thanked her for the great time and said I hoped to be back next month to see her. She replied "Next month? I want you to come back next week!"
I've just read over this post and, yes, I truly am lucky! Hopefully some of you guys will be able to check out Young's soon and have a session at least half as good as the great one I had.
Mighty Spearsman,
Did this girl have any accent at all or did she speak perfect English?
LexLuther
I guess I'm gettin' old and more mellow 'cause I don't usually say nice shit, but LoveLos, your recent lengthy post was really very good. Well written, informative for the uninitiated, and stimulating to the imagination. Well done.
Went to downtown and asked for Suzi again. Great service as always. Everything was as good as last time but this time she pull out a new trick. Oil body massage. She first rub her tits all over me, then put little ravensfan between her legs (not inside) and stroke it for a little. She then rub her sweet pussy from my face to my toe. When she rub her pussy against little ravensfan i thought she was going to go barebond, scare me a little.
One bad new. Suzi is leaving for vacation this coming satuarday. She said she is leaving for los angles for 10 days and she will be back. Hope she is telling the truth. I asked her who i should see when she is not there and she recommend a new girl name kelly. Maybe i will give it a try next week.
It is funny that it had almost become downtown reviews board. I used to go to ihc everyweek. The place is good and the girls are just as good as downtown but downtown service are just so much better. Don't get me wrong, ihc's girls have good service but i had never get any rim job, toe job, and only once i had dfk and once bbbj there. Even though ihc is 20 dollar cheaper but the rim, toe job n dfk is well worth it. I think I will stick with downtown for a while.
Sorry if this is a stupid question. After downtown today I saw some nice looking sw around K. I had never try them before and would love to give it a shot. So what is the price range on it and what is the safest way to do so?
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Thanks wiseborn, in the day when i got to excited and can not wait until night I usually take field trips to B-More. Your info. will come in handy. Thanks, be safe fellow mongers
Romeo
Mighty Spearsman
10-21-03, 14:50
Dear Lex Luther:
Almost no accent, she had good English, much better than normal for an AMP, but not what I'd call "perfect English."
Funniest part of my experience was that I had originally planned to go to Downtown to check out Suzi or Diana. Unfortunately by the time I finished work that day it was around 4 p.m. and I needed to eventually change for a business dinner at 6 p.m. I was in Georgetown and felt that I didn't have enough time to drive to Downtown and back during that short time period, so I decided to check out Young's as it was nearby. Still can't believe how lucky I got.
Dear LoveLOS:
I wanted to second Trashman's praise for your excellent & informative post. And it is distressing to read of the police's focus on stopping young ladies walking down the street when one thinks of all of the other problems in DC.
Aman Tuleev
10-21-03, 18:36
Hello.
This is my small contribution to your deal. Sorry, bad english skills ....
Today I was in "Asia" at 6400 Wiskonsin Ave, NW. I choosed it after reading about Gina.
Not good neighborhood, but very suitable parking place for "9400 clients" behind of building. Asked mamasan about Gina - unfortunately she was on vacations ... but mamasan told that she brings to me Misha - very good girl. Misha (russian male name :) ) was about 5'0" without heels, very slim and firm body... very proportional with perfect and natural (I think so) B cup ... partially shaved ... Rather pretty face . She told me that she is working there about 2 weeks. She did shower very mechanical ... I think so, may be because another clients was waiting shower too ( when I was in shower - the doorbell was ringing twice and mamasan was speaking with peoples about massage ).
After shower we come to cabinet. I grab Misha and told her that I want something special. She told me - no special for me. I told her that I bring something for her ... she asked what I want - and I answered everything. She asked me how much - and I put on table $100. She get out and returned with lubricant and condom wrapped into paper tissue. There are I should to say that I finish too fast at first time - this is my problem. So, I finished just we started 69 ... she cleaned my knob and told me that she will start massage ... and I asked her about one more round ... and she agreed to do it only for $20 extra. My second time is always longer, so she started from BJ to wake up my hero, after we did doggie, missionare and cowgirl positions.
So, it was my most impressive visit to AMP. The marks ... appearance - 8/9, shower - 4/5, job 8/9. think that I'll return in a week.
Sorry for my terrible english.
Hondo Lane
10-21-03, 20:41
--I want to register a protest. I am denied senior membership even tho I have to transport LoveLos to DC. I cannot describe the terror that such trip entailed. His constant attempts to grope young asian lasses at Sheetz. His attempts to grope anyone who looks asian at Sheets. His attempts, until I pulled my Colt .45, to grope me. In his defense, I do have Mongol in my heritage. My constant need to mace him until we can get to Downtown, at his request. In his defense, he is a chronic victim of yellow fever. Thank goodness the bouncer at the door was caucasian.
--I am denied senior membership despite my report of the monger hating D.C. police, perhaps saving many Mongers from arrest and humiliation. In brutual contrast to my self-sacrifing ways, I tried to convince LL to get arrested to give the board the inmate perspective, but he said no.
-- I am denied senior membership despite my describing an unknown treasure at Downtown, Maya.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking two stabs at meeting Chloe of Fredericksburg fame.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking on Tiffany Cox a lady who stood off MANDINGO in a tie breaker. And yet I persevere on. I even upload pictures.
--I am denied senior memberships despite exposing Aline for the hottie that she is. I will always carry with me the sight of that lassie over me. And yet, I am denied senior membership.
--I am denied senior membership despite my my meeting Chrissy of privatepleasures and noting that she had gained 20 pounds. Yet I stayed in the game to report the opposition's skills.
--I am denied senior membership despite my forays into formerly Soviet controlled St. Petersburg and dallying with hot Russian babes.
--I am denied senior membership despite my trips to see Nyaeve and reporting on a legend.
--I am denied senior membership despite my willingness to be -honest about my 10 visits or so to IHC and the wonders held within.
--I am denied senior membership despite Trashman's unwillingness to trash me for my reports.
--I am a resource to this board. I have chased strange in foreign lands. Hell, I have even learned foreign languages to promote such activities. And despite the neglect of this board, I have continued to report, at great danger to my personals, about the booty that is out there.
--Do the decent thing, make me senior.
Your reporter in the field Hondo Lane, working to make street lasses safer for you
Blaze Immortal
10-21-03, 20:45
Are there any good spots for foot fetish action in the city....and good Latina or Asian places for foot fetish fun. It would be really helpful.
Cheers guv
Hondo Lane
10-21-03, 20:50
oppps.
Member #4105
10-21-03, 21:00
Hi All,
I have been lurking in here for over a year now and have decided to de-cloak. First, I would like to thank everyone for their terrific posts. You have provided me with countless hours of entertainment and tons of useful information. Note to TrashMan: Miss your posts. Hang in there. C is a ***** but it can be beat!!
I am a part time hobbyist who scouts the streets of DC and Baltimore several days a week looking for diamonds in the rough. The diamonds are far and few between so I only partake maybe once a month. Baltimore has much better variety for a working man's budget.
I have found a few very attractive WSW on 12th-11th-10th just north of Mass between 7:00am and 7:00pm. There has not been an acceptable WSW in the neighborhood in over a month! Even the skanks have disappeared! Did the PD sweep them all?
Nina picks up some extra cash now and then. Brown hair, 125lbs, cute, dresses nice, smells nice, needle marks. Claims to be a receptionist at a Bethesda escort agency. Claims to charge $150/hr (maybe before the needle marks). Nice covered BJ for a Jackson. Very enthusiastic. Whines for more money. FS is available in Bethesda for $90. I have never partaken because of the needle marks. Haven't seen her since the beginning of September.
Picked up another WSW 2 in August. She was walking down New York heading towards her normal 14th street stomping grounds. She was wearing a nice miniskirt, no shoes, no panties. She has terrific legs and a nice round ass. Negotiated a BBBJ for $20. She wasn't pleased, she wanted $50. I offered to take her back. She wanted to proceed. She took me to an industrial area behind NY Avenue where she has a van parked. She has been living in the van for a few months. She proceeded with the BBBJ and did a nice job until the end. She leaned back, yanking away, and says "I don't catch". Terrific, goo flies everwhere in my lap and on the upholstery. Luckily she had a towel in the back of the van. I wipe up, she wipes up. She asks me for a ride to 14th and K. Being totally pissed off that she didn't catch, I quickly drove off as she searched through the back of the van for something. I had to stop at a gas station to finish the cleanup to insure that my better half didn't find goo on the dash.
I saw her last Sunday at 14th and K wearing shorts and a halter. She is not WAIF thin but had bruises all over her arms and legs from shooting up. She is definately being dragged down a rocky hill by the horse.
I often have the opportunity to view the K and L street action after 11:00pm. Damn! Some of these women are fine! Being married, I can not hide $100 - $200 disappearing from the checking account like the rest of you. Usually, I will drive through, enjoy the scenery, and try to find the ladies for a Jackson on 12th-11th-10th.
Fat Bastard
Randy Farang
10-21-03, 21:28
HONDO, I would be happy to vote in favor on giving you Senior status. Just the fact that you bring LoveLOS into our fair district (and put up with what can only be described as GREAT hornyness) would do much to recommend you. I'm always glad to see someone who can keep a sense of humor while pursuing our favorite sport, and write genuinely funny reports to boot. I usually find that all my blood has rushed to my little head and all the funny brain cells are oxygen starved at such a point.
Randy
Hondo, I am so sorry that Lovlos has rubbed off on you, or just rubbed you, as you see, YOU ARE A SENIOR, congrats, you two fools keep up the good work. Don't come to Atlanta, as we do not want all ourmeat spoiled<grin> PWhipped
Romeo,
thanks, if you are out and about in the daytime you can also call ahead to some of the New York Ave Hotels, a quick trip thorugh the parking lots will tell you if anything is availible. and you could always get a cabbie they'll always know were the action is.
T-man and Mighty,
Thanks for the kudos. From you guys, my heros, it is a true honor...
Hondo,
I found your meds man! You need to get back on those before you get back online... BTW - congrads on Senior, I think.
Jackson,
Are you out of your mind? Senior status? Oh well, can't be helped I guess...
Fat Bastard & Aman T,
Welcome to the board, thank you for the informative posts. We look forward to you guys being part of the team. As you can see, we have some fun here too...
Randy F,
Keep in mind I made a post when Hondo first began posting that his reports were on target, but please disregard any comments made about me. The term 'whipping boy' keeps dancing around in my mind when he posts about me... hmmmmm BTW-your handle indicates you are a fan of Thai food... Care to elaborate?
PW,
ROFL - You are pretty damn territorial for a guy that has fucked 2/3 of the hookas in the southeast! As you already know I'm coming to hotlanta (next month). We'll see if I have a chance to wreak havoc or not... Don't worry though, I won't bring Hondo unless he gets back on his meds.
Babylon,
Do you have a report and address on Happiness? I don't think that any info is posted on this board.
Wiseborn,
you are probably right about speed of the pickup or the SWs will get nervous... Thanks for the insight
LoveLOS
Could one of the kinda brotheren please give me info on where the spanish massage parlor on New Hampshire is. I went to the address I was told and it just looked likke a normal house. Was that it? On a previous post I saw someone said it was near the subway station. The help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks fellas, stay safe
Romeo
ThePunter7216
10-23-03, 01:12
LoveLOS, Happiness is 524 10th St NW next to Royal.
Also, the New Hampshire place IS the address you got, it DOES look like a regular house, just go and ring the doorbell.
Randy Farang
10-23-03, 22:47
LoveLOS,
I'm busted! I knew you would be the one to appreciate the handle, which goes back to the days when my rich uncle used to send me to exotic, faraway places, and despite the expectation of many that it was for the purpose of subjugating the native population, I was far, far, more into gene sharing and expanding the local gene pool.
I know you will find it hard to believe, but there was a day in the Kingdom when you could hop a tuk-tuk and get anywhere, without traffic, in a heartbeat. In fact, thinking of Thai food, we probably have visited some of the same restaurants where you pick what you want right out of the fishbowl and have it served any way you want.
My only regret is that in the days when I roamed the globe on my uncle's business WSG wasn't available and mongering was a hit-or-miss (mostly miss) undertaking. Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!
Randy
I am a long time reader of this forum. Thank you all for the tips. I am also a long time monger of the great HOT SUN spa in Waldorf MD. After D-day, I found myself reading a lot more about DC spots. Needless to say this is my first post ever and it took a trip to Castle in DC to get me to break my silence.
I was greeted at the door by Amy, I could tell she didn't use the name much. Large up top (Silocone) and long hair about 5ft 4in with a rock hard body about a 7.5 to 8 in the face, but the body was 8.5 to 9.
The usual questions came up; Have you been here before? etc...
Read previous reports to get the correct answers. She smiled alot and treated me like a king. There was another girl there in a white lab coat. She looked small and frail compared to Amy. I am not sure she was working.
Back to the good stuff. I gave her the 60 up front, making sure to show that I had more in hand for the big tip. She took me to the TS where she spent a lot of time concentrating on the important parts. Spent about 5 min. too long in the sauna so a sweat was brewing. Then in the room she asked if I wanted hard, med or soft massage. I said Soft and OFF came the cloths. The massage was a full body rub with a lot of AR.
She then did the great flip and started the CBJ. I asked her to bring herself to where I could pleasure her at the same time.
After she shook a bit, we went for the gold in position changes.
This was as good as Shiatsu or Hot Sun (two of my favs)
The doctor is now in.
Globetrotter
10-24-03, 00:51
Randy, you wrote:
"Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!"
Boy, can I relate to that statement! If I could be 40 again and know all I know now, I would now be happily retired in LOS. It's been a little over a year since I went back to BKK and not a day goes by that I don't think about those days.
Seems like there is a fair number of us LOS lovers (who have actually been there) on this board, and also the Northern VA and Balt boards. Maybe we should start our own group or, at the very least, meet every now an then to have a few brews and reminisce together.
Toe Tapper
10-24-03, 15:31
Globetrotter:
Since this is predominantly a forum regarding AMP staffed by Korean women, it would make sense that AMP visitors would venture out to Thailand, the number one sex tourist destination. More hot and available Asian babes than you can shake a stick out at cheap prices. The only drawback is the 16 hour airplane ride each way and the $900 or so airfare.
LosLove:
I am surprised you asked for the address of Happiness because it advertises in the Post and has been around for a while. I visited Happiness last year and wasn't that impressed. I came in and was taken care of by an o.k. looking woman who gave me a table shower, massage and then just started stroking me without being asked. She removed her top as she continued giving me a HJ and I shot my load. That was my first time there and my last time there. Nothing special.
I have researching the Net for new escorts to sample and there is lot out there. Unfortunately, most of the good ones who offer GFE and BBBJ, or so the reviews state, are charging the DC going rate for high class escorts -- $250. When I first started going to escorts two years ago, I found the 250 rate to be outrageously expensive. But I have discovered that in the world of DC escorts those who charge 200 or less do not offer the high quality GFE experience that I was seeking. At the 250 going rate, there are a large number of beautiful escorts who give you a GFE or PSE experience that will knock your socks off. After one particularly enjoyable and memorable experience with Taylor of DC and then another incredible experience with Amber Reese, I was hooked and saving up my bucks for more, even at the 250 rate. Outrageous expensive, yes, but you get what you pay for. The experience is much more intense and memorable than those you get with SW, lower price escorts and AMP. And it always gets better the second or third time you see the same escort. They are now more comfortable with you and you can get to the good stuff immediately and go on from there.
TrusgrBear
10-24-03, 23:12
Hey folks,
Can anyone pass along some info to me on the Spanish place on New Hampshire. Address? Service's? It would greatly appreciated. You can bc me at [Email address deleted by Admin]
Thnks.
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Globetrotter,
You're absolutely right, there are a lot of us who love LOS and we've actually been there. But some of us are not lucky enough to live close enough to DC to monger there often.
Some of us have to live in areas like Richmond where all we can do is be jealous of the DC and northern Va. amps, and visit only on rare occasion.
I was in Laos about two years ago, before I knew about this board and in 15 days I managed to enjoy 10 ladies. ( Sorry I'm old and can't compete with LoveLos's record). all of them were 25 or younger, most about 18-20. A couple of them were flat gorgeous, but most were average(which for Asian ladies is darn fine).
I usually go to Thailand about 4 times a year now. But I'm 60 days away from my latest retirement and I already have a ticket to LOS for two months after that.
I also plan to spend some time in Laos, but I have to be careful there. There are not a lot of posts there and my wife knows about the forum so I'm afraid she will read what I post and recognize me.
I'll be in Thailand and Laos from January 1 to February 28th so if anyone wants me to check on a girl for you, let me know(grin).
My Thai driver and I have a road trip planned around Thailand, Bangkok, Pattaya, Chiang Mai, Udon, NongKhai, etc. I've spent years in both Thailand and Vietnam, and only Vietnam has more beautiful girls per stride than Thailand.
God I can't wait, I want to go now!
Seva Lurker
10-26-03, 08:42
This is a request for help. A couple of weeks ago, LoveLos answered a question for me and the response included a link to another post. I tried to emulate that today and I couldn't get it to work or find any info on how to make it work.
Along the same lines how does one get the quote from another post to work?
So would one of you members who has figured this out let me know. Post here as I am sure I am not the only novice trying to figure the workings of the board.
Many thanks and I apologize for this not being a true report.
By the way LL, I didn't make any of the DC AMPS while I was up there this week. Read that Kinja was closed so I went there and checked it out. It was a malicious false alarm there, but not a good time. See my post in the No Va board.
Dick Rambone
10-26-03, 18:20
Went yesterday to Sun Club behind the MCI and saw Lily. She is a gorgeous lady very slim amd soft skin with big breasts. I told her that I had been there before (not) and that knew the rutine. The shower was very warm with special attention to my dick and ass. She did a good job. She dried me and we went back to the room. The rooms on 1413K St are cleaner and better. She then gave a soft massage and licked me all over which was great! Then on with raincoat and cbj. I could not resist anymore and after 4 minutes I was done. I told her if I could bang her one more time and she said to me if I tipped her well. I said no problem. Waited on another 10 minutes and on with the second raincoat. Did 3 positions and finished with doggy style. Afterwards we hug and found that it was like GFE. Very nice lady. Total cost was $60 basic plus $120 tip for two discharges! Not bad. I will return. If you see her treat her well.
Dick
Seva,
I posted the report on Kinja being closed on a recent Saturday night. It was not a malicious rumor. I am a little more mondaine than to do anything but provide accurate reporing. I thought I was doing a service by reporting that the place was locked shut. No cars in the lot, no inside lights, no outside lights, and no red and blue "OPEN" sign on. I followed up that report with an immediate report the next afternoon, reporting that it was again operational. There is a delay in posting messages for regular members, so you may have missed the follow-up post. Maybe I need to verify this with Gee Gee, the mamasan. I am going to ask her about it and report it to protect my credability. At least I am not reporting that I got a BBBJ in a non-FS place when all I got was a HJ, as I have read on other boards.
Mighty Spearsman
10-27-03, 11:45
Dear Dr ZigZag:
Welcome to the board, and thanks for posting a substantive report your very first time here. I'm glad to read that the WSG info helped you out. Sounds like you had just as good a time with Amy as I did at Castle with Jay back in July.
Just curious - when you were at Castle, were there any signs of their having changed their name? AS noted in a post last week, I noticed in the Wash. Post that they are advertising a "GRAND < BOSS > OPENING." Just curious.
My colleagues and I look forward to more good posts from you soon.
Seva Lurker,
you mean like this?
Along the same lines how does one get the quote from another post to work?
The automatic function was removed, I think to reduce the number of pissing matches. If you want to go to the trouble what you do is copy/paste the text of interest, start your own report then type [*quote]pasted quote[*/quote].
Remove the asterisks, I put them in so you could see the code. You can get fancy and do things like
bold [*b]bold[*/b]
italics [*i]italics[*/i]
red font [*red]red font[*/red] edited from blue
OttoGraham
10-27-03, 14:46
Keep in mind that blue is reserved for Jackson's use. I don't know if other colors will work.
-Uncle Otto
Seva,
The trick for the link is:
http://wsgforum.com [*url]http://wsgforum.com[*/url]
Again, remove the asteriks. Getting the url for a certain post is a bit trickier, and can best be done by using the forum search and, once you have located the link, right click on the link and copy the shortcut.
It seems only red and blue colors work, and again, blue is reserved for Jackson.
Ok lets have a show of hands for Lovers of Thailand who have been there:
LoveLOS
XSailor
Randy Farang
LaoThai
Globetrotter
ToeTapper
Who am I missing? We need to get together for some beers and then simultaneously head out to ten different Spas and get back together to compare notes. Could be a fuking blast.
LoveLOS
Sounds like an Idea LoveLOS. I would totally be up for that. I always enjoy going to a new AMP.
Hey man! Cant beleive you forgot about little ol' me hehehe! :-)...iv been to Thailand too you know.
And to add alittle info i went to SunVIP Spa by the MCI center and had an unusually HORRIBLE experience. I had a girl called NANA. Mamasan basically pushed her on me and i was in the death throws of my Yellow fever. Apparently all the girls were busy and the she was the only one not taken. I should have guessed.....well anyway she was very unenthusiastic about the entire process. She wasnt trying at all and thats a big NO..NO in my book. She was also.... ummm...how u say...ugly! Sacking tits and flabby belly. So moral of story is basically if your ever in that sunvip spa dont get NANA. You will regret it.
good job, thank you for the warning. that's what we should always do
(Perhaps a little off topic, but oh well.)
Any DC Mongers looking at LOS trips anytime soon. I might be in the Kingdom Feb or March for work.
....just thought I would check.
HardWire.
Mighty Spearsman
10-28-03, 17:51
Dear LoveLOS:
Please add me to your list of Thailand lovers!
I was in Thailand around seven years ago and still dream of that country regularly. I even saved the business cards from the Kangaroo Bar (incredible BJ specialists) and the Kings/Queens II bar, both in Patpong - great conversation pieces when I share a few beers with friends.
I'll be back in DC in mid-November - hopefully will see Jay at Young's again (see my long post from last week).
Seva Lurker
10-28-03, 18:09
LoveLOS,
Thanks for the tip on the link.
Now to date myself. Spent many months up country as a participant in the Southeast Asia War Games a while back. Seems the times they are better there now than then.
Anyone for a Singai?
Incredible response for the first Thai lovers roundtable.
Added to the list on the first day:
KarmaSX (sorry dude - I knew I was missing one of my buddies)
Mighty Spearsman
Seva Lurker
HardWire
LoveLOS
XSailor
Randy Farang
LaoThai
Globetrotter
ToeTapper
Let's have some input for dates/times/and venues. I'll start by suggesting a start at Archibalds for the entertainment factor, probably on a midweek night so the Amps won't be too busy. Hard for me to arrive before 10pm, so we may have to work in two groups, the 8pm guys that meet back at 10pm and the late crowd that starts out about then. As they say "Up to you"
Anybody else want to co-host this bash?
LoveLOS
Well guys, I was headed to Downtown spa today and decieded at the last minute to check out IHC. I used to go there regularly but stopped some time ago because of bad service a few times.
Ended up with Mimi and do not regret it one bit. She is about 5'3" and 110 with long brown hair and all natural 34c's. She was a pure delight to be with. I got her loosened up by joking around and speaking korean to her. I think that may be one reason for the great service. The treatment was on par for most amps but it was her personality that set the session apart. Went from the ts to a soft massage. Then I massaged her, which I always like to do. Then muff diving to cbj to various positions. My only complaint is that she would not do a BBBJ, only covered, but you really cant complain about that. She is a keeper and I will see her again as often as I can.
LoveLos -
I've never had the lovely pleasure of visiting LOS however, my trips to AMPS have made me believe I was in lands of Asian delight. Is that enough to count me in on this gathering of mongerhood?
-Nova Guy-
Hey Los guys,
I have a question? If I go to Laos and Thailand and I use my digital, is there a way to post a link to allow everyone else on here to see them? I don't have access to any kind of server to post them on, but I can sure take pictures of anything anyone wants to see over there. On every trip I make to Thailand and Laos I take lots of pretty girl pictures, and I must have several hundred from my last five trips. Like everyone else I will post here the ones I actually encounter, and they give me their permission, but is there another way to show a link for other pictures?
LoveLos:
Include me in your list as a LOS lover but I won't be able to make the get-together, they're (my employer) getting their final $5.00 worth out of me for $.50!
60 more days (approx) and LOS/Laos here I come for two whole months!
At my age that should give me almost enough time to catch up to LoveLos's seven days there. And I promise I will be trying!
OttoGraham
10-29-03, 12:56
I wanted to point out to everyone the ability to send Private Messages using the software on this site has now been activated. It works well.
However, there is no default "On" setting. You need to physically turn it on by following the instructions on the site.
-Uncle Otto
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Nova Guy,
WTF man? Shit yes!
-Disclaimer I just warn you that hanging with this bunch will have the possible side effect of making you miserable because you cannot freakin' get a flight to Thailand booked soon enough!!
Anybody want to throw out a date? 11/4?
Uncle O is right, PM stuff works cool.
LoveLOS
Globetrotter
10-30-03, 01:42
LoveLOS
I'd love to join the LOS lovers' group when you have this small get-together but it's hard to say whether or not I'll be able to make it. My job keeps me going pretty late usually and wifey keeps pretty close tabs on me the other times. Keep me posted on the time and place and I'll do what I can to free myself up.
Globe,
Late is good for me. Hell, I'm gonna be there tonight with Hondo. This is a dry run, not the real thing... I'll be a Archies at about 10:15
LL
Hondo Lane
10-31-03, 20:31
Dry run hell. We hit Downtown. I ended up with Kelly. Looks 8, attitude 8, skills 8. Asian, cowgirl, doggie, mish. Pretty lady. Saw about five gals in all. Everyone 8 or better. Very impressed. I did make a mistake. I had an additonal $160 when I got home. Should have gone back.
Street was very sparse. Saw 5 SWs. I guess with elections coming they have all been chased underground.
X man good to meet you.
Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane
After LoveLos twisted my arm over the phone last night I figured he could use a local body guard so I proceeded to meet him and Hondo at Archies. We found the city unusually dead for a Thursday night (pre-Halloween???). Left there for a quick drink at Clicks (also dead) before hitting downtown. SW action was almost nonexistent , but soon after climbing the stairway-to-heaven, found that a lot of DC mongers had the same idea as us…Downtown was smokin! I had to wait for a room in the back room, so I got to see all the girls as they made their rounds. Hondo’s not lying (this time), very impressive group of girls working there now. I agree, I saw none below an “8”.
After couple happy mongers get shown the door, an apologetic mamasan leads me to my room and introduces me to Yung. She apparently is not the Young who worked there a couple months ago, says she’s been there only 10 days. She stands about 5’5”-6”, nice thin body, enhanced 34Cs, short, sassy, black hair (not real short but above the shoulders), very cute face, nice eye makeup, detailed lashes, with a killer smile. Proved to be one of the best “new girl” experiences I’ve had in a long time.
Although it was after 1am and the place was busy, she took her time and gave a better than average shower, paying due attention to the important places. Back in the room enjoyed a nice massage. She has a softer, more intimate touch than most. Lots of titty rub, kissing and licking, I’d have to consider her GFE. Excellent Asian, CBJ, DATY, more CBJ, and cowgirl finale. For the regulars who have been going there a while, very similar performance to (former girls) Mimi or ShiShi, but better looking IMHO. I’ll be back for more!
LL, nice to see you again my friend, and nice to meet you too Hondo. BTW I’m up for a Los Lovers get together on 11/4 too.
Trashman,
Nice to hear you are out and about again. You're still the Man! Sorry I couldn't make it up to Baltimore last week. I trust your boat party was a success:-)
Happy Hunting Dudes
XSailor
Yes, I have to admit to a verbal twist of the arm on X. I told him Bibi was still there and I was going to run off to Korea with her... Well, it worked, got to party with my sick, twisted friends.
We met at Archies and were soon bored with that no touch policy they have there. We adjourend to Clicks, but as previously mentioned, there was no SW action to speak of. I knocked back my drink and excused myself from the brothers. Hondo was on my heels. X apparently gave us our lead and rang in shortly thereafter at Downtown.
We also had to wait. Knowing Bibi was really gone already, I took the roll of the dice. Hardly a gamble as Hondo and X have previously noted. Well, dice fell my way bigtime as Miya (See Hondo's report of 10-19) came in, radiant in her white sarong.
The shower was busy (Hondo always gets there first???) so I received a nice back massage before the shower. The shower was nice, good attention to the arse and little LoveLOS.
Back in the room I rather enjoyed the stiptease (actually just strip *no tease*) act (she let me fondle as she disrobed). On my belly for the oily titty treatment then the best Asian session on record. On the flip I enjoyed those perfect round tits and before she took control again for cowgirl then asian cowgirl. Nuff said there. WOW what a view. This girl has a nice face and a flawless body. I can only remember two thai girls that compared-so that is like the supreme compliment from LoveLOS...
Had a few minutes left so she gave me a luxurious head massage with my head in her lap. Heaven. Howerver, with Hondo beating the door down, even that had to end... Near GFE so count me as lucky bastard. Visit #2 with this girl will not be by chance...
We descended back to the streets and saw NO NONE ZERO SW action while walking around waiting for XS to come bee-bopping out. We all compared notes, counted ourselves happy mongers and headed our separate ways. Let's do it again, bros. I agree with Hondo, my greatest mistake was leaving DC with enough cash for a second round at the AMP.
Sorry we missed you Globe.
LoveLOS
Looks like I'll be in D.C.tonight to try out D.C.'s finest SWS.Look for a report soon.
A Thai Lovers Club? man,I can't speak on it because I haven't been there yet:(..........But I'll be there in January! IT'S ON BABY!!
Globetrotter
11-01-03, 20:16
LoveLOS
Sounds like you found yourself a winner in Miya at Downtown - you lucky bastard! Sorry I couldn't join up with you guys. I still think it would be great to do at some point if all of us LOS visitors got together for an evening out. My schedule is so screwed up though that I can never tell from one day to the next where I'll be the following evening. Downtown sounds like a winner of a spa but I've never had a chance to actually visit a DC spa yet - always stick to the NOVA joints - again, due primarily to my inability to get into DC with an hour to kill because of my schedule. I'll keep trying.
Meat man
You are in for one hell of a treat when you get to Thailand (LOS) - LOS means Land Of Smiles, in case you didn't know, and I guarantee you will have a smile on your face when you are there. The biggest problem with a visit to LOS is having to come back home. Have a great time and don't hesitate to ask some of us former LOS visitors for any useful info if you need to.
MMan
Join us Meaty. Yellow fever is contaigous, you get it from Korean and Thai chicks... hehehe BTW, need a guide? :D
Globe et all,
If you can make it just show up. We are gonna have to come up with a sign to recognize each other. I guess it will work like this, guys come in, meet the bros, have a drink or so, do the strip club thing, disappear for an hour, then show back up later... I have a problem with nailing down a time as much as most of you so we gotta be freeform... Maybe we'll just tell the bouncer we are looking for the WSG group and he can hook us up, he's pretty cool.
-LL
These are the only emoticons I can find that work on this forum:
:) Smile = colon right-parenthisis
:( Sad = colon left-parenthisis
;) wink = semi-colon right-parenthisis
:o OH! = colon small-o
:D BigGrin = colon Capitol-D
Nova Guy answered in edit mode:
I'll be getting to DC after 10pm on Tue. Somebody that gets there earlier can get a table at Archies and tell the bouncer the guys from WSG forum are meeting here and we will be going and cumming all night. If others ask, have him direct them to the table...
Does this sound like it will work? I will PM my cell phone number to those who have PM enabled.
LoveLOS
So LL,
What time and when we doing this? Round about times. Gotta make plans for it.
Nova Guy
I have tried to keep the info for AMPS updated, it is time again since there are 56 new reports and 6 new AMPS on this list since the last listing. Addresses for each establishment with credit given to the poster for this important intel. This list gives dates of reports and poster's handles to simplify RTFF. Ordered by number of reports. Girls may be gone if report is older than a day or two:
Downtown:
1018 Vermont Ave NW 4th Floor - Mighty Spearsman 11/22/02
Maya - LoveLOS 10/31
Yung - xsailor 10/31
Kelly - Hondo Lane 10/31
Suzi - ravensfan 10/21
Bibi - LoveLOS 10/20
Michelle - Unix Boy 10/20
Maya - Hondo Lane 10/19
Bibi - Bandit II 10/16
Suzi - Nova Guy 10/16
Yummi - balabon38 10/14
Bibi - Tonto 10/14
Suzi - ravensfan 10/14
Suzi - Dutch Treat 10/13
Yummi - LoveLOS 10/11
Meisha - Norto 10/8
Yummi - ravensfan 10/6
Meisha - Toe Tapper 10/5
Yummi - Nova Guy 10/2
Suzi - balabon38 10/1
Bibi - LoveLOS 9/25
Yummi - Bysshe 9/23
Suzi - Govman 9/17
Lisa - Bysshe 9/13
Lily - XSailor 8/24
Lily - Crazy Dick 8/22
Diana - Dutch Treat (old info) 10/15
Bibi - xsailor 8/21
Bibi - Bysshe 8/13
????? - Chesh 8/13
Yung - Nova Guy 8/5
Bibi - xsailor 8/1
Yung - Toe Tapper 8/1
Yung - VA Man #2 7/28
Sandi - xsailor 7/25
Yung - LoveLOS 7/25
Yung - Bysshe 7/22
Mai (Maya) - Easyas123 7/21
Mimi - LoveLOS 7/9
???? - Toe Tapper 7/9
Mimi - xsailor 7/2
CiCi (ShiShi?) - Unix Boy 7/1
Mimi - LoveLOS 6/30
ShiShi - xsailor 6/10
Laura - LoveLOS 6/3
????? - Wendigo 6/2
Sony - LoveLOS 5/26
Paula - TrashMan 5/24
Coco, Julie, Maya - balabon38 5/22
Vicki - NoLatex 5/11 & 5/17
Julie - balabon38 5/7
Coco & Julie - xsailor 5/2
Mink - Dutch Treat (old info) 10/17
Coco - xsailor 3/20
Coco - xsailor 3/14
Kitty - Nova Guy 2/24
May - Mighty Spearsman 2/14
IHC or Mini Health Club (1818):
1818 NY Ave NE - KarmaSX & thepunter7216 4/16
Mimi - Tonto 10/28
Suchon - Chaz 10/7
Mina & Mimi - Tezar 10/3
Suzi - ravensfan 10/3
Mimi - LoveLOS 9/24
Judy - Hondo Lane 9/24
Ginee - ravensfan 8/31
Mina - Mr Jon 8/30
Suzie - Mr Jon 8/17
Luby & Sandy - ravensfan 8/6
Jenny - Mr Jon 8/5
Mimi - Hondo Lane 8/3
Jenny - Hondo Lane 8/3
????? - Easyas123 7/21
Sandy & Sofia - ravensfan 5/26
Sophia - KarmaSX 5/9
Dang Yee (old info) - Mr Jon 8/5
1413 Spa
1413 K St, in the basement - LoveLOS 8/13
Linda - Mr Jon 10/15
Yoshi - Mr Jon 10/6
Jani - Dfromindy 10/4
Yumei - Fcrus 9/30
Lily & YoYo - Mr Jon 9/24
Sarah - TrusgrBear 9/14
HeeSoYe - Mr Jon 8/30
Bibi - LoveLOS 8/17
Sarah - TrusgrBear 8/17
Olympic:
1936 9th Street NW - LoveLOS 7/23
Angi - LoveLOS 8/21
Jenny - LoveLOS 8/13
Angi - LoveLOS 8/9
Angi - KarmaSX 8/4
Yoyo - LoveLOS 6/30
Lucy & Gina - LoveLOS 6/3
Mimi & Cherry - LoveLOS 5/2
Annie (now mamasan & calls herself Tina) - LoveLOS 2/12
CPHC:
3520 Connecticut Ave - Just Crusin 8/25
3433 33rd Place - Logan Lurker 6/24
Connecticut and Porter sort of across from Unos - Trashman 5/21
Fawny - Just Crusin 8/25
Tiffany - Bandit II 7/24
Barbie - Black 6/12
???? - fordster - 6/1
Yung - NoLatex 5/17
Yung - Hunters 5/13
Sue - TrashMan 12/27
Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Lily - Dick Rambone 10/26
Tammy - Crazy Dick 10/1
Sophia - Bingoboy 9/29
Jeannie & Sophia - KarmaSX 7/28
Shei-Shei - Cheako 7/24
Supra:
Dupont & 1333 Connecticut 4th floor - TrusgrBear 4/15
Sarah - Here I Am 7/16
????? - dumbass 6/3
????? - fordster 5/2
????? - jackdredz 4/27
Chi Chi - TrusgrBear 4/15
Sun Spa:
New Name: Therapy @ M St:
1829 M Street 3rd Floor - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Nana - KarmaSX 10/28
Jenni - KarmaSX 7/15
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 2/18
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 8/2/02
*new* Asia Spa
6400 Georgia Ave - ThePunter7216 9/15
Misha - Aman Tuleev 10/21
Gina - Truplaya 10/13
Gina - Romeo #2 9/21
Gina - ThePunter7216 9/17
Castle Spa:
New Name: ? Boss Spa ?:
1716 I Street, NW - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Amy - Dr ZigZag 10/23
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Yung - LoveLOS 6/3
ICM (non-Asian):
1829 M Street 2nd Floor - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Emily - Happy Day 3/18
Tony - Maxwell 3/17
*new* Young Spa
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW - LoveLOS 9/2
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 10/20
Sandy - Hondo Lane 9/1
*new* Blanca's Spa (Hispanic):
near Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro. 202-291-0751 - Maxwell 9/14
?????? - Maxwell 9/14
ACCU FITNESS
4380 MACARTHUR BLVD NW - LoveLOS 7/16
????? - Frogger 7/9 & 7/16
First Tanning Salon:
521 G St NW - Logan Lurker 6/4
Gina - KarmaSX 2/16
H & H (non-Asian):
4652 Wisconsin Ave - Happy Day 3/31
Emily - Happy Day 3/31
*new* Happiness Spa
524 10th St NW - ThePunter7216 10/23
(old info) - Toe Tapper 10/24
*new* Royal Spa
F and 10th, across from Ford's Theater - Decan 8/28
520 10th St NW - LoveLOS 8/30
*** REPORT NEEDED ***
*new* unknown spa
719 8st SE 2/f - Chagia 10/16
*** REPORT NEEDED ***
Gold Spa
2318 18th St NW - LoveLOS 8/19
*** REPORT NEEDED ***
Mirage Health Spa
617 K Street Northwest - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***
New World Spa
602 11th St NW - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***
Please advise of corrections or omissions. I do want to make it perfectly clear to all readers that no illegal activities occur at the AMPS listed above. The providers do not give massages any more, rather it is muscular stretch training. Very healthy I think. Rumors of sexual services that are noted in some of the reports highlighted are pure rubbish. The writers are obviously pumping their pathetic egos by telling others that they actually had sex with their trainer - everyone knows that is total Bullshit because it simply does not happen.
LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shread of truth; they are therefore inadmissable as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... *wink*
LoveLOS
Sorry guys,
Couldn't give you a report on my 1st samples of D.C.'s finest It was striclty business.I was in and out of D.C.:( there will be a next time, best belive it! I leave no stone unturned!!
MeatMan
Sounds like 4-5++ of us are gonna make Archibalds (1520 K Street NW) between 8pm & midnight + ??? tomorrow. We started this as a Thai lovers party, but since Korean is the local staple here, please join us if you love ASIAN women! ravensfan, Hondo, trusugbear, babylon, Dutch, Mr Jon, Trashmaster are a few who come to mind... Don't be pissed if I missed you--come and then post more.
On the list of those who MIGHT make it:
LoveLOS, XSailor, Nova Guy, fool4fishnets, KarmaSX, Mighty Spearsman, ToeTapper, Seva Lurker, HardWire, Randy Farang, Globetrotter, & LaoThai (twisting your arm).
I usually get to DC about 10pm, but I'll try for earlier so I can make 2 trip reports to two different spas. Hehehe...
It would be cool if we could try some other spas - than Downtown. Unless you have never been there, then maybe a regular could introduce you. That may work other places too, if you are a regular and the mamasan knows you at your favorite place, take a bro in, introduce him to the mamasan and suggest a girl... I don't know, but that seems like it would get more variety on the board...
Let's get together for a few drinks, laughs, compare notes, maybe sneak off to sample the bounty, and generally have a hell of a good time.
Be safe and looking forward to meeting some of the brotherhood.
LoveLOS
Map to archibalds:
Mighty Spearsman
11-04-03, 10:58
Dear LoveLOS:
Sorry I can't make it to Archibald's this week. I'm stuck here in Connecticut - next visit to DC is Nov. 18 - 21.
Love the map. It dawned on me that you could easily mark where the Downtown Spa is on the same map - just over a block away on Vermont between K and L Sts., NW
Hope all you guys have a great evening!
Archies - tonite or tommorow night?
I'm confused by the below comment.
Archibalds (1520 K Street NW) between 8pm & midnight + ??? tomorrow
Tonight. 11/4/03 I launch shortly...
Spear, sorry to miss you this time. I considered putting 1413 and downtown on the map... They are both within grenade distance, but could you imagine 10 guys showing up and asking the mamasan where the WSG group is meeting. -ROFL...
-LL
Hi, Guys,
Just want to share some info with everyone. Tonight (11/4) at 11:00pm, ABC 7 news is going to have a special report on SW's in downtown DC - "Hookers are taking over K street." It should be interesting to see how this report impacts the rest of us.
Have fun and be safe.
LoveLos -
Damn....I am stuck in a southern state at this writing and have been all week.
I would have loved to meet up with some fellow asian lovers especailly you, since I am still committed to get to Thailand in the near future.
I hope I can use your insights on LOS for plotting out my itenerary for the trip.
Hope you all have fun!
Clix
Figured I better contribute to the Spa reports
Asia Spa -
Have had three trips there.
First trip, about two weeks after it opened.
Hard body named Laura treated me very well.
Would give her a 9 on massage.
No asian rim service but excellent FS.
She is gone now, or so I was told.
Second trip, and damn if I remember her name.
Her massage was OK but not great.
My technique of giving the lady a massage worked well.
She loved my massage and in turn, treated me very well with BBBJ, asian rim and excellent FS.
Visit last week with Sonya - left me thinking that I should have gone elsewhere. Very nice looking, nice boobs, etc.
TS was merely average with no attention to the ass, so I knew no rim work. Massage was mediocore at best (very unenthusiastic). Tried to use the massage her technique but this resulted in sh*t. No DATY (claimed she just came of the rag) about two seconds on CBJ (just enough time to slip on the cover) and only one position, missionary, permitted.
I was very disappointed.
She knew it, but did the promise more next time routine.
Mamasan asked me on the way out if everything was OK but Sonja was on my arm, so I responded in an unenthusiastic "she was OK".....Should have told her it sucked.
Would avoid this lady if and when I return....hope she is gone to tell the truth.
This spa works well for me geographically and in my previous two visits was very good.
Third time was, shall we say, not the charm.....
Later
Clix
Clix,
Sorry you a stuck in the sexless south. Anytime you want to chat about my favorite subject, feel free. Let's get together soon.
dirtbag 667 at hotmail dot com
LoveLOS
PS Thanks for the Spa reports. Doesn't the law of averages just suck?
Started the trip with a call to my wingman, Hondo, to attempt to change his mind about not making the roundtable. Got the answering machine, so I reminded him of how much booty he would get tonight if he did not go (zero). An hour up the road, I get this irate phone call from a raving maniac. My sexual preferences were questioned and other words were used that this board automatically deletes... Amazing what the throes of yellow fever can cause a man to do... very sad.
Arrived at Archies and saw XSailor. Also in attendance was Nova Guy. Introductions made, we took a table and told the bouncer about the WSG group. Not the usual guy, and I thought he was going to throw us out for speaking to him... Shit... Hope we didn't miss anyone.
We had a few rounds and determined that Nova Guy needs to be sent to Nana Entertainment Plaza, for a week to adjust his attitude and widen world view. He did make a convincing argument for the BLOCK as a possible WSG party venue (Sorry we missed the Trashman's party).
The entertainment at Archibalds was good enough to determine (as if we didn't already know this) that XS and I have similar taste in the female form... Couldn't keep the guy at the table - always sticking $$ in the dancers garters... Amazing.
We were about to adjourn when the bouncer actually came thru for us and directed fool4fishnets to our group. Another round and more good conversation. Well, I was noting the symptoms of yellow fever in Nova Guy, so before he attacked a girl in the bar, we adjourned the party and moved out to K St. XS and the Fool were not planning any muscular therapy, so Nova Guy and I were left to terrorize the Korean community on our own.
We decided against Downtown on the basis of needed variety on the board. 1413 was vetoed by Nova Guy. We narrowed our choices to Olympic and Castle. I have been wanting a return trip to Olympic due to great success there in the past and it was on Nova Guy's "to do" list. I had my wingman.
We arrived and greeted by old mamasan. Oh well, she is not as eager to please me as Tina... Now call me superstitious, but when Nova Guy headed for my favorite room where soooo many good memories await, I had to pull rank. Sorry man, but room #5 is my favorite... In a few moments mamasan appeared with two lovely ladies. One had a so-so face, huge tits, and great curvacious hips. The other had a pleasant face, B-tits and a cute small ass. Neither had the requisite raven black hair that comes naturally on such women. Now, I don't understand why Nova Guy was standing there gawking with his mouth open for fully two milliseconds. I thought I gave him plenty of time to take his pick, so I figured I would have to make a decision so we would not look foolish standing there all evening. XS can guess this before reading, but I chose the more Thai-like version, leaving Nova Guy to figure out what to do with all that excess titty... Stop laughing Hondo.
The moment I asked her name, I knew I had chosen well. Bibi. Another good omen. The shower was good and we flirted and had fun. Back in the room she toweled me off and proceeded to offer some excellent, deep, hard muscular training--the kind of which is hard to receive at a fuk joint like Downtown. Good attention from neck to toes and a hike around the back and she dismounted; and disrobed. Perfect little tits, just a touch of baby fat, slim hips, cute ass, and luscious kitty (more later). I attacked and she seemed to enjoy the attention my tongue provided the breasts, so she did not complain as my affections strayed a bit further south. As a matter of fact we spent several wonderful minutes dining at the Y. I was rewarded with some wonderful attention to my corresponding areas. The magical raincoat appeared and she was good at the CBJ. I stopped her before little LoveLOS puked and we fondled and cuddled a few minutes before she laid back invited a bit more DATY. Bibi was physically holding herself open to the toungular assault, which was gratifying to me. I like for them to have fun too. We finished Mish due to the constant beating on the door. It seems Nova Guy was thinking he needed to call a cab or something...
Dressed and refreshed I came out and met Jay, Nova's girl. I considered taking both Bibi and Jay for another round, but I guess my wingman would not have approved... He did have the grin of a happy man, so my concerns that he would be pissed at me for dragging him to Olympic Spa were put to rest.
Now, at this point, I have to say that LoveLOS can tend to be a bad influence on other mongers. I mean, what a dirtbag. He can take perfectly satisfied AMP mongers and give them a tour of K street at 1am and before you know it, these upstanding pillars of society are lusting after the hot dollies plying their trade on the corner of K and Vermont... What a pervert.
A small but very enjoyable Asian roundtable was had by those in attendance:
XSailor
Nova Guy
Fool4Fishnets
& LoveLOS
Next time, somebody else can choose the venue, time and date for the second roundtable. You will note that all attendees were the VIRGINia guys who haunt the DC board. Where the fuck were the DC brothers?
Be safe and stay wet,
LoveLOS
Please note, as you are probably already aware, none of this report is true. I just love writing demented, fictional tales of the pursuit of Asian pussy. No animals were harmed in the creation of this report. Look at the timestamp, you know I must still be dreaming...
Quick question,
Was planning a daytime trip to downtown next week and was wondering where the best place to park is located? The only time I have been there, I rode the Metro. Should I ride the metro again, or drive in? I'm not familiar with DC area.
Thanks.
VA Man
Was in DC last week - my posts are on the chicago and suburban boards.
Chose to go to 1413 because it seemed the easiest to find
Girl was named June.
Got a fairly decent table shower .
Back in the room she layed hot towels on my back and said
she would give me a hot towel massage. Then she left the room
When she came back she sort of sat beside me and started a massage through the towels. I started rubbing up and down her legs and trying to reach under her skirt.
She left the room again - and came back and gave the sign for humping - I gave the sign back for hj. She massaged a little more and left the room again.
She came back and started the hj - pulled out her tits from her top
and let me feel them. Did not let me suck them or feel much between her legs.
It all ended quickly and mechanically.
Not that great an experience
** MONGERS ROUNDTABLE REPORT Version 2.0 **
Where to begin? I arrived early to Archibalds. My first time there.
Love the 6$ beers by the way. I was a bit confused as to how I would identify the Monger summit and its participants. I asked the bouncer and he had never heard of WSG. So I sat at the bar and waited. An hour latter, an individual came in, wearing a not so-discrete shirt and nestled up to
the bar next to me. I noticed he was looking around the bar in search of something. I asked him if he was here looking for somebody. I immediately realized how gay that sounded and quickly asked if he was here for a group. Great, now it sounded gay and kinky! Uggghhh....he looked me over and said yes, I'm looking for a group....WSG group. We introduced and thats how I met XSailor. Next came LL.
I won't rehash but yes, stories and beverage were shared. We decided to ask Mr. Bouncer to direct anyone looking for WSG to us. I really thought I was going to get pounded by him. He was having a bad night apparently. Ahh well, so there we sat, then I felt a hand on my shoulder a lil while latter. Fool4fishnets shows up. Good stuff! Much was discussed...the block, AMPs, SWs, etc. Interesting part of the conversation was how to "hide" your mongering expenditures. Good points were brought to the table.
The night went on and F4F had to head out. XS headed to Clicks and LL and I decided to sample some of the culture. After some debate (I REFUSE TO GO TO 1413K) it was decided that Olympic was our destination.
Arrived at Olympic and LL paid off some guy to wash his windows while were gone. 2 bucks I believe was the going price. Cheapskate.
** BEGIN REVIEW OF OLYMPIC **
To add to LL's rendetion, let me clear the air. I was not indecisive in my decsion making of my provider, I graciously allowed my senior to have his choice. Age before beauty. =)
My provider was Jay or Jade or whatever. Who cares. I think she had just woken. Laid my 5 20's (160$ total donation) under the watch and undressed. Got ready for the shower and right when we opened the door - LL and his provider were in route. Drat - he beat me. Well, my provider did a massage while LL was cleaned. My provider was a bit older than my tastes. Prolly 30's. Very nice tits (fake C's) and a bit of pocket in the
the belly. Her face was a bit worn but it was diffuclt to tell based on the 10 layers of makeup she was wearing. Overall, I would give her a 6 in looks. I had decided already that I was not into FS with this provider.
Went to shower where thats all it was. A shower. Period. Took me back to my room and immediately asked if that was her tip. I said yes. She took it, counted it and left the room. That was a first for me btw. Came back, disrobed and began a decent massage.
No breast massage, no ass play...just decent massage which I njoyed. Rolled me over and the then the breast massage began. Across my chest, on my member...etc. Did some ball icking and some licking of my shaft right w/o a condom. Slid the condom on and proceeded with a CBJ. Here skills were good. She did that for a bout 6 minutes then I stood up. I guess she was thinking it was time for some MISH and laid on her back. I said nope....keep sucking. So I stood beside her, while she was laying down and basically f*cked her mouth. After another 6 minutes of that, I laid back down on the table. She attempted to cowgirl me and I again told her nope. She looked at me quite oddly. I just wanted a CBJ to finish. She obliged. Afterwards she started knocking on the wall to LL's room. Some secret
knock to let them know we were done. Overall - it wasn't a bad experience. Had a smile. My provider just wasn't what I was into. I tell you, I like those Downtown girls.
I think LL was ready to go another round with his provder and Jay. He was a kid in a candy store. Sounds like he had one hella experience. so, what to do now. We made our way back to K and I wanted to see what all the excitement was about K street after midnight. Let me tell you.....I don't think I've seen anything like that. I think total count was 5-7 BSW's out and about. I was impressed. One in particular was very slim, with legs that wouldn't quit. Anyhow, I saw LL salivating and it was getting past my bed time. Had LL drop me off at my car, which was conviently located less than a block from the AMP on I street. I love that Archibalds area btw. 3 AMPS, a titty bar and SW activity
all within stumbling distance. DC is great!
Pointed out I street AMP to LL and departed. Did you make it there LL? LOL.
Good experience, looking forward to doing it again. And I agree, where the hell were you DC mongers for this trip? VA people made it. =)
Side note about my provider from Olympic. She made a comment about not liking the area because "too many blacks" were there. To my mongers of darker persuasion....stay away from her. I don't think she would provide you the level of service you expect. Just a hunch.
Disclaimer: All the above is total BS. Not true. I made it up. If you think its true you are dillusional. There is no LL, Xsailor nor Fool4Fishnets. I made it all up. I'm mental and just make shit up like this to enterain ya.
-Nova Guy-
Hugh Jardon
11-05-03, 15:26
I just had a nice Olympic experience with Jackie. 22 years old, tall for a Korean. No waif, just kinda solidly built. Great skin, smelled great. Smallish chest, nice butt. Skilled at all languages(except I didn't ask about Greek).
This place is always a winner, similar to Downtown.
Toe Tapper
11-05-03, 18:04
Hey guys,
Sorry I couldn't make it to the get together but I have family obligations at night. Sounds like it was a lot of fun. We're probably making Downtown too popular, what with that door bell ringing every 10 minutes or so, men waiting around, high volume wearing down the ladies, and should really try some of the other AMP's in DC. Although I love Downtown, I agree with LoveLOS that we need to diversify so next time I venture to a AMP, I will pick another AMP. I haven't logged in with an AMP report recently because I have been spending time with some of DC's wonderful escorts. One of my ATF escorts, Amber Reese has returned from retirement at least on a part time basis and she is as enthusiatic and wild as ever. As always, BBBJTC and porn star experience. For those who want to see her, you can easily research where she is and her contact info, through the Internet and the popular escort review sites.
Member #4105
11-05-03, 22:16
Does anyone have any info on DC Marie?? I found some very old reviews in usenet - nothing recent. Appreciate any feedback.
http://www.maries-parkave.com
Nice spending some time with those (few) who showed up! We'll have to do it again sometime. Nova Guy's idea of a road trip to the block has some merit. LL, I never noticed you take the picture...hehehe
While you guys were having fun I wandered up to Clicks. It was dead. Local intel says the hoes are up in Atlantic City this week??? I did a drive around on my way out of town and saw 4 BSW on L street, one actually pretty cute. There was little LE prescence on L. I did not see much action on K but did see at least 3 LE cruisers in the waiting. Until next time...Happy hunting dudes.
XS
Originally posted by Nova Guy Feb 2003
Now -- if you want a sure thing and Manassas isn't satisfying you enough....Washington DC. If you know where Camelots is there is 2 MP right by there...like next door! One on the third floor (AMP) and its full service. 100 bucks. ONe on the second floor (ICM) - havent' been yet but I've heard that white/black/latino are available for your enjoyment and its strictly HJ only. Typically, if its an AMP in DC -- its FS.
Originally posted by LoveLOS Feb 2003
My only experience with DC is an AMP called Olympic, I think. This was in MAY, so this report is not current, but asking for a girl by name may get you past some of the initial distrust. Had good time with a pretty hot Korean girl named "Tina." About 20-22yrs, 5'2" fake tits, hard body, nice CBJ, and later FS mish style, talked dirty. $60 house and $160 to her for two releases.
Nova reminded me of my lowly and humble status by backchannel. At the time, I was still toying with the idea that Manassas was 30 miles closer to home than DC and it would save me the time to go there. I think you convinced me right there to bypass VA amps and head on in to DC... It's all YOUR fault... :D I would say thank you except for that comment about age before beauty. Fuckin truth hurts.
I figured out right there that if a guy as stupid as I was then could get double service from a woman that beautiful, then Olympic was a sure thing... With only one "average" experience in 6 hits since then, you can see why the place is one of my favorites.
I'm sitting here thinking about that post. My mongering was, at the time of the first trip to Olympic, limited to about once every other month, I had a few Thai girls and a handful of escorts to my credit. Then I found WSG and learned about 1. SWs 2. Mexican go-gos 3. the rest of the Thailand scene 4. how to enjoy AMPS. I went from 6 a year to... Shit, I think I need therapy. Maybe massage threapy will help :)
You are right, I am a kid in a candy store...
Great report on the Roundtable! As far as being a cheapskate. I asked the guy to WASH the WHOLE car for $2, you gravely undestate my cheapness. As far as the interminable (2 ms) delay in the girl selection, I can only quote Data from Star Trek:
"Actually, I considered her offer for point six-five milliseconds, which is an eternity for an android."
Live Long and Prosper
LoveLOS
XS,
Speaking of pics, how about the pic of Nova after he asked the bouncer about the WSG group. I thought he recovered well...
Re the Tuesday Roundtable. It was real nice to meet other mongers. Normally I wouldnt lower myself enough to meet with degenerates such as LoveLOS, Nova Guy and XSailor but it was a nice change of pace from my typical champagne and lamborghini lifestyle. Wish I'd had more time to stick around and even visit the AMP or Clix, maybe next time. Tho I'd like to suggest somewhere quieter to meet, maybe with just $5 beers?
PS, dont be under any illusions - that pick of Nova Guy is his GOOD side.
here is the issue which was discussed a little bit (but without solving the problem)
in Gentelmenreview board:
instead of giving money ($60) to the AMP to find independent asian girls doing massage and FS. Better to pay them full amount and have more fun!
But how to find them? Sjmebody mentioned Cindy?Lisa from Fairfax.
May be we can find some one (independent escort) like that in DC?
LL -
How'd you take that foto w/o me even noticing?
"Actually, I considered her offer for point six-five milliseconds, which is an eternity for an android."
Damnit Jim - I'm not an android.
F4F-
PS, dont be under any illusions - that pick of Nova Guy is his GOOD side.
Is that why you discretly kept slipping one dollar bills into my belt at Archies? Shhh - secret is safe with me.
Enough of the pleasantries. REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!
-Nova Guy-
Originally posted by Fool4FishNets:
Tho I'd like to suggest somewhere quieter to meet, maybe with just $5 beers?Oh foolish one,
Make the call, dude. Date time and venue. Maybe some of the DC degenerates will show up too. Actually, I have found it is fun to show up at an AMP with a wingman. It is easier to get some good natured laughter going on and breaks the ice with the mamasan and the providers if you are teasing each other. Nova told my girl I sang during the session (alluding to his 10/16 report) and we went back & forth three or four times and all four of us were laughing when we went into our rooms. Seems to work well.
Nova,
Took the pic just before you regained consciousness again. How much did you make off Fool4Fishes?
Originally posted by balabon38:
instead of giving money ($60) to the AMP to find independent asian girls doing massage and FS. Better to pay them full amount and have more fun!
But how to find them? Babylon,
A great idea in theory. But you state the problem too - how to find them. The $60 house fee gives us several things:
1. Anonymity. If the girls are freelancing, they have to know who their customers are, just like escorts; thus they keep records for LE to find when they get busted.
2. While not great, the AMP provides the facilities which are probably better than the average apartment that the girls would be living in.
3. Scheduling. You can pretty much count on going to most AMPS during their regular hours and not having to wait more than 10-15 minutes, but usually no wait at all with a mamasan to do traffic control. A single girl in an apartment cannot accept drop-ins.
4. The AMP sets the price to compete with other AMPs for a basically "generic" service. The popular girls get more business, but don't charge more. If they essentially become escorts, the hot girls (most of whom are more beautiful than most local escorts) will soon figure out they can charge escort prices and the system will have failed.
5. A location, using a legitimate business model, that can be published for mongers to find. An apartment manager would soon kick her out for running a "massage" service in her home, so addresses and phone numbers would constantly change. Some providers would be taking cell calls during the session - just like %^^&&&* escorts do.
6. A level of security against the "raid." You should have about 30-60 seconds between the beginnig of a LE raid and the opening of your door. Enough time to lose evidence such as raincoats and naked providers.
7. Control over the girls. They are expected to maintain a level of hygiene and service. It is reassuring when doing some DATY that very few uncovered FS sessions have been received in that hole. The mouthwash and showers do help with the reduction of STDs in AMPS. I have no illusions that STDs are NOT present in AMPS, but the pussy there sure smells better than on the street.
8. Selection. The girls may make a pile of money each day, but they didn't get here with enough to set up shop in Alexandria. The AMP no doubt helps to secure green cards and other residency stuff, probably up-fronts the plane fare, provides cheap living quarters and food until the girls have made some money to repay the debt. When they move on, the AMP imports fresh meat.
Having extolled the virtues of the AMP system, the possibility of a freelancing AMP girl is indeed intriguing, and the occasional freelancer would not destroy the "system." While this has come up in discussion before I have seen few mongers willing to share the intel. Part of the reason is the girl will probably lose her job if found out. This is apparently what happened to Mimi @ Downtown in July--just suddenly gone when she was planning on staying for a 2 more months and the mamasan's body language indicated she was not happy with her when I asked.
LoveLOS
I'd love to live in Theory, everything works in theory...
LoveLos
Thanks. You probably 100% right
so that's why they give you mouthwash.
we always talking about Asian girls. But what about Latinos? They are very attractive and sexy especially if you like hairy pussy. Look at the www.dclatino.com. Unfortunately in reality in the DC Latino whorehouse they are terrible. And yet because of a huge latino population in the area we should have much more servicing girls. Again it is just a theory. Tell me smart guys what is going on in this area? Thank you
Latino is my second favorite food group also. Bear was researching the subject and there are apparently several hohouses in DC that service a limited clientele. I tried to get into one and was flatly refused entry. Somebody else had a post a few weeks ago about latino booty, but no solid intel, addresses, how to get into the whorehouses. They may have been referring to DCLatinos. Any more intel anybody has for these flavors would be greatly appreciated.
LoveLOS
I only know about the place on Georgia Ave that Love Los reposted. There are proboly others but they serve a Hispanic only crowd
Silver Tibby
11-08-03, 17:31
Balabon,
Dude I think you ment www.dclatina.com, I used to frequent this place very oftan and for the price you cant beat it. Its a private apartment, very discrete. The best part about this place is that there are several girls working and you take your pick.
SilverT
Well, I am in NoVA on business, so I determined that a side trip to DC was in order. I planned on seeing Bibi again at Olympic for two reasons. Hondo is making noise about Downtown, and so I am sure he will drag me there, kicking and screaming, on our next road trip. Second, while Maya @ Downtown was wonderful, Bibi @ Olympic rocked my pathetic little world.
I mistakenly make a detour to the Route 1 area in NoVA, and my very scarry report is now filed on that board. Due to those events, I arrived reeking of beer, but fortunately I had a spare shirt. Old mamasan greeted me again, and she greeted me warmly (finally, she has been a tough nut to crack). I asked for Bibi and she had "just started a session." I was dissapointed and apparently it showed, because she said, "You want Bibi?"
"Yes..." (I am thinking I will chill for half an hour and return later)
"I get her for you."
Hot Shit! YES! I was escorted to "my" room, #5, where I promptly paid the house fee and stripped.
To the guy in room 4: I sincerely apologize for relieving you of your provider. It really was not my intent. Please note, however, I am not so stupid as to say NO THANKS when the offer was made. :D I have seen other reports at various spas stating the original provider was suddenly and mysteriously called away and a replacement was provided. Now I think I have discovered how and why this happens. Apparently it does make a HUGE difference if you are a regular client with an established relationship with the mamasan(s) at these AMPS.
Within a few moments, Bibi arrived, saw me, jumped up and down and gave me a big hug. Amazing, within 40 minutes I go from being an assult victim at the hands of an ugly, crazed street walker to the arms of a gentle, beautiful woman who is pleased to see me, and take excellent care of me. The difference between the two forms of mongering has never been more apparent.
The shower was fun and that damn beer smell finally went away. Notable during the shower: Little LoveLOS is at about half mast from the attentions being paid him, and Jay pops in. (Jay is Nova Guy's provider from our outing on Tuesday.)
BTW, her English is excellent:
"Where is your friend?" (Speaking of Nova)
"I didn't tell him I was coming."
"OK, please tell him Jay said to get his ass down here!"
"I will be sure to tell him" ;)
Nova: Jay said to "get your ass down there!" She must have liked you more than you thought. Go for it, could be even more fun the second time.
Back to the room, absolutely fine head to toe "nude muscular training," after which she stood and presented herself (clit) for some mutually enjoyable dining @ Y. Exchanges of tit nibbling, CBJ and 69 to my limit. She then climbed aboard for a most wonderful cowgirl session, which was so enjoyable when you have a connection with the girl. That eye to eye look as workout progresses...
Cleanup, dress me, hand in hand out to the hall. Young Mamasan (Tina) greets me with a hug and kiss! I still want to lure her back into a session with me. See my report about her (aka Annie on 2/12/03). She is blowing kisses as I leave. Bibi picks up we are very friendly and mimics the kisses as I go downstairs to the bitter cold of the harsh DC streets... Damn I love Olympic Spa and them Asian women.
Out of town and home, stopped only for some automotive detailing work (to get the beer off the seats and windows)...
Hope you enjoyed reading about my fantasies, wish some of it were true. ;)
LoveLOS
Globetrotter
11-10-03, 02:26
LoveLOS
Have you tried Coco at the Young Spa in Tyson's Corner? If you haven't, you really should. She is fucking unbelievable! Got better service from her two days in a row then I imagine I could ever get from any DC spa.
Son of Gondor
11-10-03, 16:56
I'm curious to know more about Blanca's Spa near Georgia Ave. Anyone have information?
Two recent visits to IHC:
Sandy: Nothing special. Went through the usual routine, just didn't put much into it. NO complaints, cos at IHC you can't really go wrong, but there are better girls around.
Ginee: I owe mamasan big time for this one, mamasan asked her to treat me good and she did. Great hard massage the way I like it, then one position after another. She's kinda light so I swept her off her feet if you know what I mean, then doggie, cowgirl & mish. Friendly the whole time, definitely see her again.
LoveLOS,
I have been to the latin palace a time or two and have had no problem. This is the place on New Hamp. Ave. just inside the beltway. I was told by one of the girls, to always make an appointment. I thought it was just a ploy to get me to come back to see her, perhaps there is more to it. I have always made an appointment and had much success.
Can be hit or miss for selection. Been there and been given a menu of 6 hotties, and also been there and offered one of 2 4's at best. (thats 4 on the non-SW scale, 6 on the SW scale)
You cannot beat the 1/2 hour special for 1 bennie.
Note: The girls on the website are not currently there. In fact have never seen any of them.
I have no intel on the GA Ave. place (Blancha's ??) Anyone know anything on them?
Check out www[dot]dclatina[dot]com for the 411.
Hope this helps.
HardWire.
Gondor's Kid,
Blanca's Spa (Hispanic):
near Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro. 202-291-0751
Maxwell posted a report on 9/14 (http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=121005#post121005), which is all I have on this one except for the phone number which may be of help to you. Care to take one for the team and report? ;)
Tazer,
Thanks for the post, especially about Ginee :D
LoveLOS
I've been there a few times and the price was $60 they may've raised it since posting the ad in CP, however the price stayed the same for the orignal customers. I have seen a guy stand firm on the price and he did get the $60. There seems to be only 2 or 3 girls there. ranging from 5's to 6's standard FS with a quick massage
Hi everyone,
I'm new here, but I been reading this forum for a while. I'm sorta new to all this, so if I ask some dumb questions, that's why. I was wondering if there were reports on 5 Star Girls, I have been to their website and it looked good, but I wanted to get the straight dope from someone who has been there.
Thanks!
Went to Asia on Monday, hoping to try my luck knowing Gina was not there anymore. Not the greatest experience in the world, but not horrible. I saw a nice looking girl, Amy. The shower was quick and not very eventful at all. She scrubbed the vital areas, but no wandering took place. She also wore a towel into the shower around her waist. Then she proceeded to stick me in the sauna for what seemed like forever. Telling me that she was going to “freshen” up. After a super long wait she came back looking and smelling the same as when she left. Kind of made me wonder if she was finishing up with someone else. Well either way, after waiting in the sauna she took me back to the room. They have some doors now to the rooms. Last time I was there they only had curtains. So that was a plus. She was pretty playful and was very cheerful. Likes to laugh a lot, which I enjoy. Once in the room, she asked me what kind of massage I would like. I told her a medium one would be fine. I think I could have said anything; she wasn’t any good at massaging at all. Not like that is what I was there for anyways. But after a lackluster attempt to rub me down, I decided to move the party along. I decided that I was hungry and would eat at my favorite location, the “Y”. I don’t think she was anticipating me feasting during our session, because she had some kind of lubricant that was horrible on the tongue. That killed my appetite completely. She noticed I was not enjoying myself too much, so she had me lie down and she went to work on the “little Playa”. She is quite skilled at this but didn’t work it as long as I though she should have. She went ahead after having me at full attention and jumped on the horse for some cowgirl action. I was quite prepared today and she didn’t get me off as quick as he was hoping. After showing fatigue I placed her in my favorite position, doggie style. I went to town on that kitty. What I did like whether fake or not is that she moans and moans a lot. After a couple of minutes I was spraying DNA. She seemed to have enjoyed herself more than I did. I will not classify this as a bad experience, but just saying it wasn’t up to par with my first at Asia. I should have gone to Olympic like planned, but time caught up to me and Asia was much closer. Until next time.
Playa out
Gentlemen,
Long time reader and have posted a few times in the past. Currently living approximately a 5hr flight from the LOS! I just luv the Knagaroo Bar and Rose club! (also a BBBJ Bar).
I will make my first attempt to partake in the Downtown AMP and will report back.
LoveLos, please expound on your comment about the "Mexican go goes". I love hispanic women and will be traveling to DC later this month for a conference. Any further info on hispanic SWs or providers would be greatly appreciated.
Marlo
Wiseborn/LoveLos,
What place on Georgia Ave has Latinas? Six months ago while in DC, I tried to do to DCLatinas and was refused entry. I called before going to find out the time in which they closed. I arrived at the apartment 90 minutes before the stated closing time and was turned away. Having driven all the way from Waldorf MD, I was quite upset.
On another note,
I have frequented several strip bars in some harsh areas that have turned out to be quite profitable. While at SkyLarks Lounge, I received a flyer on my car about an all girl review at a certain location on a certain date. I went to this garage on a weeknight and to my surprise there were about 17 girls. Some were lovely and some were not so lovely. Nevertheless, you could feel anywhere you wanted and the girls were very friendly. I received FS upstairs for a mere $70. I probably could have negotiated the price down to $50, but she was simply gorgeous and I really could not argue with that price. When we went upstairs, she led me to a room with nothing but chairs in it. Many of them were already occupied with dancers from downstairs and customers. Good thing I have no reservations of performing in front of crowds!
Marlo
Mai Pen Rai
11-14-03, 01:32
11/12 3am:
I decided to do the K street stroll. There were 5-7 girls and no sign of LE. I had my sights on a cute BSW, petite, short hair and pretty face, maybe a 6 or 7. I pulled over and she asked if she could ride with me. As she opened the door, a cruser turned the corner. She shut the door and I drove off. I like my car very much and want to keep it. After a little while I went back around and my girl was still there. I pulled up and told her to hop in the car. This time she seemed freaked out and she told me it was not that easy. I replied by telling her that I was not a cop and I would rather talk in the car. She immediatly turned around and walked away. Not sure what i did wrong. I took this as a sign to call it quits for the night.
11/13 11pm Made my first trip to Downtown. I told mama that it was my first time there, she smiled and showed me to my room. I put 100 under my hat on the table. After about 5 mins, Maya came in and greeted me with a big smile. She proceeded to give a nice deep massage. It was not the best massage, but she tried very hard and tried very hard to make me feel good. Before she started any butt play she asked me weather I like that or not. Since I do not like my ass being played with, I was very happy she asked before slipping me a suprise finger. She giggled and went back to business. She flipped me over and gave the shaft a good slobbering before slipping on a skin for a CBJ. Positions were, reverse cowgirl, doggie and mish. She had a nice sexy moan and liked when I played with her ass. She was extremely wet and had me believeing that she was really enjoying herself. It was a great experience and I walked away a happy man.
I hope to report again soon
I have found Information on this board to be extremely helpful and I hope my reports do the same for everyone else.
Regarding the hispanic place near Georgia Ave, I didn't inlcude the address in my report, because it didn't seem like the thing to do. The place is near a residential area and they only advertise their telephone number, 202-291-0751, in the City Paper. They have had ads there for several weeks, maybe missing a week here or there. This week they are there and there's an alternate number (can't remember off the top of my head as I write this), which I have never tried, and operating hours of 10am-9pm. It does not appear to be a walk-in business like the AMP's, but I could be wrong. I've gone there one other time since my initial report and I called before both visits to set up an appointment. They'll give you rate and address information when you call. If you look for it in the city paper, don't look for Blanca's Spa. Look for something like 'hispanic ladies giving full service massage'. If you read my initial report, ignore that stuff I said about giving a tip at the end. Wiseborn's post soon after my initial report on this place made it clear that an extra tip was not necessary. I didn't on my second visit.
yes the place is a regular house on the corner although an appointment is Nice it's not needed you just rind the doorbell and you will be greeted by Blanca. you go to the living room have a drink and make your selection.
Marlo,
looks like you've found the holy grail. Theres a network of these types of places as there are with the Latin and asian markets you've just made it in on the easiest types to get into. if you dig a little deeper, you'll find the same thing in the asian and hispanic markets. the key is in making yourself as well known in Blanca's spa and eventually you'll find that there are other, even cheaper deals to be had.
check your PM's
Gwydion,
5StarsGirls is a decently priced massage place ... you won't get any more than a hand release though. The girls are all good looking. They've been in the same location (basement apt) for years.
So, if that's what you're looking for, you'll be very satisfied.
Downtown Report
My second visit with Yung, (see my 10/31 report for the first). She remembered me (good sign) even tho two weeks past. This time an afternoon visit (without the beer cloud the judgement), I'll still give her an "8" for looks, (just a bit of midrift bulge), otherwise skinny, artificial c cups, with a very cute face and smile. Much better than average shower, she took a lot of time for a thorough washing, could have been a massage in itself! Back in the room a nice, suducitive massage with lots of kisses and great asian. The flip followed by skilled CBJ and CG finish. OK, I'm sold, I'll be back for more! I highly recommend her.
Mai Pen Rai...great handle, welcome to the board...But you'll have to prove yourself to the rest of us LOS Lovers! Hint..at downtown, don't put your tip down until after you come back from the shower (you might get a new girl that doesn't understand the routine)...Otherwise a good first report . Keep them coming.
XSailor
First and foremost let me thank Trashman for the advice.
I was in DC all week from Tues -Fri. Stayed at the Capital Hilton on K and 16th. Right there on the ho stroll. Well it was a little wet and rainy and then super cold Thursday/Friday night/morning. Not too many girls out but a few to talk and have some brief conversation with. Was it the cold and wet that kept them away?
Anyway, Wednesday morning (2am) i got one to come up to my room. I was a little nervous because i didn't think the hotel staff would let her come up dressed as she was...but to my surprise she had on jeans when she knocked on my door. I guess they have cars or something parked.
The next early morning...i got another (Strawberry) to come up and she gave me the best CBJ i ever had for $50.
Saw the finest latina i've ever seen, but she was picked up the minute i saw her.
I must say...you DC guys got a good thing going. Come to Jacksonville, and get some Florida "poo nanny" when you get the chance.
Again thanks Trashman,
Muggs
Hummm,
All this attention to the DCLatina place made me look into it.
If my intuition is correct, about 4 years ago, VIP massage or escort worked out of the location. THe lady who ran VIP, a nice looking Latino whose name escapes me at the moment (perhaps Tatiyana), relocated to a location in Laurel due to, at the time, percieved immenint visit from LE (which apparently did not happen since DCLAtina is alive and well.
My last visit to VIP (in Hillandale) was good....I told them on the phone that I knew the building and unit #, but unfortunately my memory failed.....I knocked on the door to surprise --the tenants of the "wrong unit" made it quite clear that they knew what I was looking for and were not at all happy and suggested I go to building X. Man, I screwed up there.....
When I got there, there were male and female folk there with people going in and out of a Window to boot. One fellow told me that the neighbors were fully aware that Tatiyana "delivered" which in Hispanic parlance means she was a hooker and or ran a brothel and they were tired of it, hence the window being available to get in and out in case of emergency.
Not real comforting, although Service was extremely good at a reasonable cost....at that time they still had "car wash" prices...15 minute specials as well as half hour to hour prices.
Never returned to that location, but saw VIP and Tatinya in the Laurel location several times. Nice place and very discreet not with a zillion kids and people hanging around outside in the parking areas etc. Laurel Carwash special etc were still in effect, though a little higher for low end time limits and pressure from the ladies to go an hour. Although Tatinanya is hispanic, her "stable" is not necessarily so. Had a great time with both a fine fine black woman, Hawaiin woman, and other women of various descents in my past visits. Have not been there in a while since I did not appreciate the pressure of necessarily booking an hour, when what I like from time to time is the quick carwash in and out.
May have to try DCLatina again, but this time I will make sure I have the address exact before knocking on doors.
Happy hobbying.
So, can I infer from your post that hand release is pretty much a given, or does that vary from girl to girl as well? Also, it seems like the current line on this board is that AMPs are the place to be. Is there a place that is recognized as the #1 place to go?
Please note that I will definitely be posting after any experiences I have, thanks to all the guys here for making this info available for the rest of us.
Marlo,
Unfortunately Mexican Go-Go's I am referring to are in Mexico...
http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=63759#post63759
Mai Pen Rai... great handle, welcome to the board... (to quote a sage)
A lot of good info recently... Thank you gentlemen (and thanks also to the perverts).
LoveLOS
1818 report:
Tried Sandy. Ravensfan was right on the money with his description of her. Waifish, small as can be. Tiny firm A cups, smooth and silky skin all over. The only blemish would be that her bikini line is terribly maintained. She needs to use some good shaving cream or lubrication when she shaves. Either way she was very caring and tries reasonably to satisfy you.
Deal: Standard-8 jacksons
Service: Spa standard. Good shower although its not as thorough or erotic as the best in the business can be - 7/10
Massage: Same amatuerish technique - 6/10
Looks: 7/10. 8/10 if it wasnt for the bikini area
Overall Hygiene and smell: 8/10
CBJ technique: 8/10
Overall cooperativeness and customer experience: 8/10
Summary: A good time was had and I would take her any day because of percieved willingness to try things and good, friendly nature.
people in neighbouring offices pretending not to look during search, entry and exit: A bit unnerving.
Mamasan says they are open at 12noon everyday. Sandy works 7 days a week.
Thanks for the recommendation Ravensfan.
1818 first visit impressions: Easiest spa in the area to find, park, enjoy and exit.
Directions to 1818: For those coming from the Northeast of town, get on to route 1 and hop on to Alt route 1 (Bladensburg road) in Hyattsville. 3-4 miles later, you will run into New York avenue or rt. 50. Turn right and within a block you will see the International Business Center or Mall (I am not sure about the last part of the name), turn right into the second entrance which will put you in the larger parking lot.
Park, walk into the main entrance, go up the stairs to the second floor and make a left into the hallway on your left. Go to room number 217 and try to open the door. You will trip the buzzer and the Mamasan will let you in. At this time, you will see the people in the other offices not looking at you.
People coming from other areas, search the yellow pages for Mini Health Spa in Washington DC and use yahoo maps to get directions to that address.
Damn LL - you certainly are all over the place!!!!!!
I'm getting a case of yellow fever and I have a question, has anyone ever secured the services of 2 AMP providers during a single session and if so, where and how was it?
Nova Guy
Stopped by IHC, aka MHC, aka 1818 NY Ave the other day. Requested Mimi, this is about the third time I have seen her and what a delight she is. Petite, about a 34/36B with a great body. Speaks english enough to get by. She is my current favorite, even amoungst the Downtown ladies. She is open to all suggestions except one, will not do BBBJ, only covered, but cant really blame her for that. Mimi is about 5'4" and 110 lbs with medium length black hair. We seemed to hit it off right from the start and it gets better with each visit. I may have to start making weekly trips.
I'm planning on going to Mirage Thurs. or Friday. Any recommendations? Lisa was my last conquest there, but she is long gone. Any new winners there?
Crazy Dick
11-20-03, 00:49
Sun Club Report:
Took an extended lunch and went to the Sun Club today (11/19).
Called ahead of time. My favorite Tammy is off this week, asked if Jenny was working. She was and made an appointment for noon. Go there on time and was showed to a room and had to wait for about 10 min. In came Pepsi saying Jenny had a customer and a great looking girl would be in. But then the manager said that Jenny was finished and would be right in.
This was my 1st time with Jenny but it won't be the last. She's 5 ft, 110 lbs, 31 years young and very cute. It was close to a GFE she wanted to please. And she accomplished her goal. I was speaking Korean to her and she didn't understand a word. Then I found out she was from Laos. This was my 1st Laotian woman. Now I know why some guys like Laos.
Crazy Dick
P.S. As a side note: Pepsi looked very good to me I asked her to stay around but she said she had a customer. But she told me to ask for her the next time and she would take good care of me.
Saw Luby at IHC, I agree with Ravensfan, she is a keeper. Small, skinny, shaved, nicely done tat on her back that gives you something to look at during doggie. Eager to please--we both workedup a sweat.
Sounds like Crazy Dick had a good time at Sun Club. I didn't. I was met at the door by Sue, who provided one of the more lacklustre sessions I’ve experienced in 20+ years of this stuff. She gets points for being sweet, cute and friendly, but she gets points taken away for lots of things. She’s very slim with almost no chest. I like them that way, so I decided to stick with her. That was a bad move. I figure table showers should do two things, get me cleaned off and give us the opportunity to flirt a little bit. Except for applying the soap and drying me off, I’m not sure she ever touched Mr. Happy. The massage wasn’t much better. Nothing sensual or suggestive, just two hands applying lotion, even after the flip. Also, her English skills are in the bottom 10 percent of the women I’ve dealt with at AMPs. With most, I’ve been able to carry on a passable conversation. Not her. She did understand “everything” after the flip, but she wouldn’t kiss and wouldn’t allow DATY. CBJ was adequate, but main event was, well, boring. She did say she lived in New York and was going back there because her mother was coming from Korea for three weeks. She said she hadn’t seen her mom for three years, but I couldn’t figure out if she was coming back to Sun Club after her mother goes back to Korea. It was my second visit to Sun Club. One was good, this one was bad.
You certainly are crazed. You spoke Korean to a Loation and didn't get a reasonable response. French seems to always work.
Hey guys,
New to the area, just moved from Detroit. I currently work around Tysons Corner and looking for some fun during lunch without spending too much cash.
I've been reading about dclatinas for $100, is that true or do they hit you up for tips as well? How is there service, bbbjs?
Any other recommendations in DC or NoVa for a fast and cheap service (bbbj) would be great!
I did hit a spa in downtown Fairfax the other day. Had a pretty korean gal named Mimi. Good table shower, excellent (legit) massage with a good HR. Paid 60 + 40.
T-Man
Has anyone had any luck with any of the ladies that advertise for massage out of the city paper? Maybe a HR with some mutual touching?
Satuday night 12:00am
Was in DC and decided to go to K street to enjoy the scene of SW's and all the mongers.
Suprizingly, not a soul. Drove around 13th to 16th Street, K and L Street from 12:00am to 1:00am. Only saw two BSW's and shortly they got questioned by two cops driving a police van.
Does anyone know what's going on?
Does anyone know where most SW's "relocate" to?
Thanks for sharing any info.
Hey, anybody know a SW/Call Girl name Cindy (biracial African american/Thai). She used to be with a group called mercedez girlz. Lost contact with her and trying to get back. Any information will be helpful. Thanks fellow mongers, be safe
Romeo
K Street 12:00 was deserted with lots of LE presence. Saw a few girls getting in cars and leaving. Must have been some sort of sweep or crackdown. Nice of the cops to keep us safe from the threat of a climax while drugs, drunk driving, muggings, and various other crimes swirl around the lovely "Chocolate City."
Ended up at that DC piece of heaven 4 floors up the stairs. Very busy, but mamasan delivered Jackie in just a few minutes. Tall Korean girl, maybe 5-8. Nice natural boobs, maybe a C cup, responsive nips. The most beautiful skin I have seen in a while, dark, smooth and enticing. Nice unit, properly tended & properly lubricated. Great HR with an unusual twist. Jackie played with herself with one hand and worked me with other. Nice stimulated facial. Very nice. Will see her again for full workout. Don't miss her, only here one month.
Mighty Spearsman
11-24-03, 11:36
Dear Romeo #2:
In the "Adult Services" section of the latest issue of the free City Paper (the one that came out on Nov. 19th and which should still be on the newsstands), there are two different listings for a biracial Thai/Black American girl. One of these listings might be your girl Cindy. Give them a call!
Mighty Spearsman
11-24-03, 12:09
DC Trip Report:
I arrived in DC last Tuesday afternoon (Nov. 18th) and immediately called Young's Spa, Wisconsin Ave. to set up an appointment with Jay (read my post from Oct. 20th about my GFE with her). Alas, Jay was on vacation.
Next, I called Castle Spa and it was confirmed that they are now the "Boss Spa" (strange name). Both Jay (read my 7/17 post) and Amy (read Dr. ZigZag's post of 10/23) were on vacation.
Next, I called Olympic and asked for Bibi. Again, on vacation. What's going on here? Are all these girls on the same menstrual cycle?
Tempted to go to Downtown but decided to take one for the team and check out a place that hasn't reported on much, Happiness Spa, 524 10th Street, corner of F St, NW, and diagonally across the street and up the hill from Ford's Theater.
In short, a nice visit, nothing wrong, but not a memorable session like my one with Jay at Young's last month. The place was dead and only two girls were on duty. The mamasan sent in Gigi, pretty face, short black hair, nice petite tight body, maybe 5 foot 2, 105 lbs., small firm breasts (small B cup) with no sag, thin waist, pleasant, fun to be with. The room fee was the usual $60. Table shower was nice. Laid down 5 jacksons on the table after the table shower, to which Gigi smiled, asked me to lie face down on the table and said I'll be right back.
Was gone a little longer than usual but it turned out that it was because she had to put some lube on her pus--. She returned to the room, stripped off her bathing suit and went straight to the main course, no massage. Nice light finger stroking (I was already hard from the table shower) then she rubbed those nice titties on my back and rear. Very little asian rimming, then asked me to turn over. She let me suck on her titties for a minute, then short CBJ with the old condom in mouth trick. She moved into 69 position on top of me but would not let me DATY (I tried, that's when I noticed the lube). Then she climbed on top for a nice tight cowgirl finish. The preliminaries were quick but the finish was nice.
Cuddled up for several minutes and chit-chatted. She was tired, so I didn't push for a massage. She had only worked at Happiness for a month, then before that had been on an extended "vacation" in New York City, then before that she had worked at Downtown under the same Gigi name. (Funny, but I don't recall any posts for Downtown with that name, and all of my sessions at Downtown have been better than my session with Gigi). I did ask her about all of the "vacations" that the AMP girls take, plus the high turnover, and she pointed out that it was very tiring to have to work 7 days a week, 16+ hours a day, also that the AMP owners liked getting new girls every few weeks.
All in all, "Happiness" was just ok. "Happiness" advertises as the "best in town" in its Washington Post box ad, I'm not sure that I agree. Nothing wrong with this place, but nothing that special, and how can a place be the best if there are only two girls on duty? It's on the second floor of a very old building that's not kept up. The neighborhood has gone dead, lots of boarded-up shops along F Street. I might go back again, but then again, Downtown and several other places are better bets.
Anybody seen Sara with the butterfly tattoo on her ass? I see from other posts that she was at 1413 a couple months ago. She was my regular at a place up in Connecticut. She used to go all-out, a full on GFE every time I saw her, but she was getting burnt out by the time she left. I'm going to be in DC in December and would love to know if she's still around, and any recent reviews?
Thanks Mighty Spearman, i will definately check it out
be safe fellow mogers
Romeo
Kimmosabbi
11-24-03, 17:37
Decided to try the "spanish massage" on New Hampshire on Friday. Called for an appointment got through the first time mamasan gave me prices and address. When I arrived I was a little confuesed because there were two entrances. I chose the upper entrance and rang the door bell. It took the mamasan a good minute or two to get to the door while I was getting thelookover from the neighbors and teenagers across the street. She let me in while talking on the phone as I was greeted by a tall slim attractive latin girl coming down the stairs. She extended her hand and said " come with me baby " and I abliged. Mamasan followed us up (I guess she forgot to collect the money up front) for the $80 1/2hr fee. When she left I asked the girls name, Monica, she then closed the door most of the way and propped a rolling computer chair against it, then she undressed me and herself. She has a slim but curvy body C-cups with a very nice posterior. She doesn't look mexican, maybe Brazillian she has a deep sexy voice too. As soon as I laid down on the bed She did the condom in the mouth trick and proceded to give a lackluster CBJ for about 5 minutes. She then turned on the spanish love music. She started us in missionarry for about 10 min. then I turned her over to doggy to comp. for another 10, making sure to get full use of my time. She got into it at times but was kind of mechanical. She helped me get dressed and I left. The ratings- appearance 7, cleanliness 5, attitude/ performance 6. Overall fair experience I guess thats all you get for $80. I guess I'm spoiled by Suzy at Downtown, I've had her the past 4 times and it has absolutely gotten better each time. She has a hell a good imagination and loves to please. It may be hard for me to stray againn.
Monkeyspnkr
11-24-03, 21:57
"Next, I called Olympic and asked for Bibi. Again, on vacation. What's going on here? Are all these girls on the same menstrual cycle?"
I'd never considered that aspect, but you may be closer to the truth than you realize. It's a fact that when several women stay together for more than a few weeks (e.g. they work together closely, room together, or similar), one "alpha" emerges and all the other women's periods shift until they're all pretty much in sync with the alpha. Keep the same group of women at an AMP for six months and you might well be shutting the place down one week a month! *LOL* This might be one more reason that the AMPs circulate their girls.
Downtown:
This was my second visit with Kelli.
I purposely did not post a report after the first visit, because I wanted to avoid the kind of rush that swept away others after I gave them high marks.
Kelli is maybe 5'4", 115. C-cup (with a bit of surgical help, but stunning nonetheless) early 20s, lightly freckled face, slim body with a waist I can just barely slip my hands around.
Table shower is good, with plenty of attention paid to all relevant places. Great beginning to the session, with full body-to-body contact and some enthusiastic rimming. A good ten minutes of CBJ followed, and a very steady cowgirl finish, pumping those athlete's legs over me. She also nearly talked me into a two-girl session today, with a twinkle in her eye that suggested to me she was really into the idea.
She's gorgeous. She's talented. And I hope all you mongers out there won't descend like ravening locusts and leave me sucking hind tit.
Bysshe
For all Those asking about DC Latina, they are still in business! They are in Silver Spring, MD(http://www.dclatina.com) Of course, none of the Ladies on their web site are there! The Ladies change every week!
They have raised their prices to $160 (from $150) for 1 hour, before 4 PM (on the web site says 6 PM, on the phone, she says 4 PM!). You still get 2 Ladies for one hour for $200, before 6 PM!
If you are interested in Greek, ask on the phone to see if they have anyone who speaks Greek. The extra money for Greek, has to be negotiated in the room with the Lady. Usually, about $50 to $100!
Oh yes, you may want to take your own lubrication and condom with you just in case! Sometimes, the Lady uses the trick to waste time, and says she ran of condom, and goes looking for it!
BTW, the Ladies change every Monday! New selection every week!
Fred
IMHO, I think by far, the best service for the money in DC area (Washington, Annapolis, Baltimore, and surrounding areas) is Pamela Martin Escort Agency (www.pamelamartin.com). Sorry, no pictures on their web site. Description of the Ladies is given right over the phone (very accurate description I may add). The cost is $275 for 90 minutes (1 hour & half!)
Pamela Martin is an outcall agency (outcall only - nice hotels or homes). Ms. Julia runs the business, and handles calls after 5 PM every day. Pamela Martin has been in business for 10 years!
Ms. Julia is very respectful, so treat her nicely. Please don't ask her about what type of services or languages the Ladies speak. She will hang up on you!
ALL of Ladies are office professionals, and work 9 to 5 jobs. This is just extra money for them. Most of the Ladies that I have met have MS or PHD! I try Pamela Martin at least once a month.
You can ask for the type of service when you meet the Lady. Oh yes, you can always refuse her right at the door if you don't like her. Just call Ms. Julia and complain. No Cost to you!
About the services, almost everything is included. I say almost, because some of them don't offer Greek. Everything else depending on the Lady is included (BBBJ & TC, CBJ & TC, FS covered, spanking, DATY, touching, DFK). Some offer very nice massage, at no cost!
Please don't ask Ms. Julia if she has anyone who speaks Greek. Some of them do, and you just have to ask them when they are with you! Funny thing, if you use the terminology "Greek", most of them don't know what you are talking about. Just say: "Anal sex". I am sorry the one I used to see which offered Greek, is no longer there. And, some of the Ladies are there only for a short time (few months!).
The only bad thing about Pamela Martin, most Ladies charge $50 more for more than 1 pop! I say most, because if you see some for a while, they won't charge you!
The best thing about Pamela Martin is no rush, relaxed, and 90 minutes long! And, educated! You can actually carry on a conversation with them!
If you want more information or tips, please send me a private message on WSG.
Fred
Went back to CPHC on Conn. Ave after having seen Sue twice before. Different mamasan who did not remember me. Sue was not available. Told her I wanted someone who provides a great massage. Jane came to the room was very hesititant with me . I guess the fact I asked for a massage perhaps got them to think I was LE. Even after I laid the 5 Jacksons on the table the service did not improve. Entire session was just average . Jane was below average looking, small chest. Poor table shower, 10 sec CBJ a little cow girl. I wanted a massage after the shower but she refused. The massage was provided after completion and was below average.
I am about stay with the incall escorts. To much variation with the AMPS. The good ones are hard to get or move on quicky. The escorts cost more but once you develop a good relationship with one, a good no rush session is a guarantee. Just one old mans opinion.
Anyone been back to Royal since they were busted last year?
Wanted to thank Bysshe, I had a great session with Kelli on Tuesday night. I had just finished a trip to the strip club D2 in Bladensburg and was in the mood for some extra fun. I first stopped by Mirage to see if I could score a winner, but all the girls were busy and they told me they didn't have anyone with my preferences. So I left there and decided that I would go to Downtown, I’ve had good experiences there, but never anything that ever made me want to make it my number one spot. But Kelli might change that. She was so much fun. The shower was not fantastic, but the massage was great. She worked all my vital areas. We decided to practice out language lessons also, I proceeded to educated her on French skills, and she loved every minute of it. I think I was down on her for about 10-15 minutes non-stop. Her body was so receptive to all my touches. Normally I would think the girl was faking it, but she was not. If she was, she deserves a freaking Oscar for the performance. She returned the favor with much enthusiasm. I was hoping to make it to the main event but her French skills were so awesome, that she made me bust a nut before I could even stop her. All in all we went over out 60 minute window, but she was in no rush. We cuddled for a bit, and then the mamasan walked me out with Kelli. I will be back there very soon.
Thanks again Bysshe
Sin Remeo had asked why there have been so few streetwalkers lately in the K and L St. area downtown. There has been an LE crackdown in that area lately because of at least two acts of violence involving streetwalkers. LE is also cracking down in other areas where some downtown streetwalkers sometimes relocated (i.e., New York Ave., Rhode Island Ave.), so there is nowhere for them to relocate now. Although there are not many streetwalkers downtown these days, you will not find more in any other area.
Spearchucker,
I used to frequent the place next door to Happiness. Yes, there are two of these places right next door to each other.
While it is a bit small and run down, it's not as creepy as those stairs at Downtown and the girls I found there were always really young slender and hot. I used to see one who went by the name Cookie. She was very young and pretty and would sing.
I still say that CPHC is the best in town from several standpoints, but I always have a turbo hottie when I go to Dupont or Supra Spa. ( They use both names )
I have also been happy at AccuPressure on MacArthur Blvd. Course CPHC and Accu and both the closest to where I live so I might be partial to them for that reason as well.
I just wish that one of these places would offer something different sometimes because I get really bored. I mean you go to any one of these places and it's basically the same thing each time. Very pleasant, very relaxing, but boring.
Short and yet sweet. This describes both my session and my provider at Downtown.
Work was overbearing and yellow fever was upon me. Hondo is nowhere to be found, so I ventured to DC solo, getting a late start and arriving about 1am. I considered going back to Olympic for another session with Bibi, but the Spears alerted me to the sad fact that Bibi is probably history. My car just sort of parked itself in front of Clicks. I bee lined up the stairway to heaven on autopilot...
Greeted by a moderately attractive, fully clothed, Korean female who looked to be a just past her working prime, so I concluded the regular mamasans were taking the holidays away from work. Since I could truthfully name four or five girls I had been with, but none whom were presently employed, I was accorded good treatment and given a choice of three. Looks like I have missed Suzi...
There was no bad choice in the lineup, all were attractive. One had dyed her hair blonde (not for me) and the other just never caught my eye. The one who did catch my eye was Kelli, and I couldn't recall, but I thought I had heard good things about her. In review of the board, she is the girl Hondo saw on 10/31 and I got a much more detailed report on the ride home than he chose to post... This is also the girl Bysshe reported on yesterday. Like I said, I picked her because she was gorgeous and had a nice smile, with the name registering a plus in the back of my mind... She speaks decent English, from three years in the states. She claims to be 26yo and I see no reason to dispute the claim. Buyshe's report pretty much nails her description. Did I mention one of the more perfect bodies on the planet? Easily on par with Maya.
A fun shower and a willing woman. The pretty tight red outfit came off immediately. I was mesmerized. Sensual tit massage and a nice Asian rim. However, she was proceeding at a clip that was entirely too fast to suit me, so on the flip I intervened so that I would have the opportunity to enjoy this most wonderful eye candy (hand candy, tongue candy, etc). Thankfully she was a willing participant in my oral inspection, and later commented on her enjoyment of the operation. Her cat is neatly trimmed with just enough fuzz to tickle the properly placed nose.
Her oral skills are good and she is very sneaky with the application of the raincoat. I though a BBBJ was forthcoming, but she had that thing in her mouth for at least five minutes. Out it came as she worked her way to little LoveLOS's head. Amazing. She soon climbed on for some mutually enjoyable cowgirl, which left us both a bit winded, and little LoveLOS had puked his guts out...
We got dressed and, even though I did not get any muscular training and the session was over in about 45 minutes, I decided that based on the level and quality of service in my first session with her, I would defiantly make Kelli my regular girl for the time she stays. Sorry Buyguy, you are gonna have to share with that twisted fuck LL. But then again, that hind tit is pretty fine on this model, maybe I'll suck on that thing... hehehe. Did I mention I thought she was a real stunner?
Back on the street and the 5-0 presence was evident, nonetheless, five quite fine looking BSWs and two WSWs were about; quite scantily clad, considering the temperature... I left DC contented and recovering nicely from my illness.
LoveLOS
Trash, sorry to bore you dude. Yes, I wish one would go absolutely ape shit on me and do kinky things they weren't trained to do. Maybe once or twice it has been really exceptional, the holy grail of mongering...
Lovelos, you rat bastard....
Er... you lucky rat bastard, that is.
Until I hit the lottery and can set on of these girls up in an apartment somewhere just for me, I ruefully accept the fact that others are hittin' it.
I didn't dwell on her English language proficiency, but she and I had a long concersation about gambling, of all things. She lives in NYC and is down here to work; from there, she's a frequent visitor to Foxwood in Connecticut and a somewhat less-frequent visitor to AC.
It's nice to know where our money's going - for me, it somehow ironic. I can spend it at the tables, or spend it on her, where it'll go to the tables in short order anyway.
Bysshe
Lovelos, you rat bastard....
:D
Looks like I owe you a beer...
LL
Classicbuzz
11-29-03, 18:23
Happy Holidaze, Everybody
Anyone been to the ICM parlor recently? I haven't been there in awhile; just wanted to get any new updates.
There was a non-Asian parlor trying to start something on Riggs Rd/Adelphi area this spring/summer and ran an ad in the City Paper. I went there once. You know, "International" staff w/out Asians (like ICM). Then they changed their #. But now, I haven't seen any new CP ads and their new #'s disco'd. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I enjoyed the short drive and competitive prices. They were at least $40 cheaper than ICM...
LOS,
You're not boring me because I am not fucking you, mostly cause you ain't built right!
No, the AMP thing is boring after a while so that's why I tend to mix it up and do the Block, do some SW's, do some escorts and do some AMP's. When I am tired and really want to relax, nothing beats an AMP. I always get what I want ( aside from BBBJ's ) and generally where I go the girls tend to be imaginative enough to keep it from really being boring. Once in a while I try someplace new and about 75% of the time, it's no better or not as good as the usual places I go to when I go.
That's why I like the Block because you NEVER know what to expect!
TRASH MAN
When you are talking about AMP next to happiness You mean New World Spa which always advertises separately and gives a $5 discount?
Hondo Lane
11-30-03, 18:15
D.C. Visiting Escort Nadia. Got lost about 75 times, somehow I kept ending up on Vermont and on K, like a homing pigeon or something. Anyway got to her hotel. Nadia looks like her pics at www.Nadia4ualways.com. Very user friendly. Got a 2hr session that comes with anal. Passed as not my thing.
Nadia takes great pride in attempting to give you a memorable session. Did cbj after bbbj start up, mish, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggie and some positions I do not know the names of. As many cups of coffee as you can muster. Seems to enjoy her work. Very good muscle control, reminded me of Maya at Downtown. Thinks kegels are the key. Don't know but now certainly encourage all ladies who may make my acquantiance to embark on Kegel program.
Can give you some body building pointers if you request same. Looks 8, Skills 10, Attitude 10. I would certainly see her again although I am getting somewhat spoiled by the AMPS.
Your reporter in the field, Hondo
Balabon,
I think Trashman means "Royal" which is literally next door. New World is about a block away I think -- always hated that elevator so havent been there in years, not since that whole 'camera vs. dirty cop' incident.
thank you. But I did not see their ad...
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HONDO LANE .... You PAID $400 for a two hour session with Nadia .... WWWWWHAT ????
man THAT IS SOME bIG pIMPIN, and I just can't see it. NO WAY !!!! If I am ever in DC anytime soon, I will get you hooked up with a Nadia type girl, for about a $100 for at least an hour of service. And you can get it all. I am NOT ditzin you but homie you got the power in your wallet, so use your power wisely. The economy has part-time SW coming out of the walls, to make a few quick bucks. If the economy were good they wouldn't think about it. If you have that kind of cheddar to spend, then give up the cheese. I REFUSE to PAY it !!!!
....... If you are a GOOD conversationalist you can get DAMN NEAR ANYTHING. The ability to talk and a thick wallet, can get you quality service, good looks, all at a low price compared to what you are pricing. If you pay high you keep the prices Jacked Up for everyone.
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Having figured out one of the best times to hit the spas is when the Redskins are playing (thank god all you skins fans stay home during the game) I hit downtown about 5pm. I was greeted by a new mamasan as Lovelos describes. Yung on vacation, Kelli unavailable, I elected for the luck of the draw. So I get a new experience with Jackie (probably the one Lovelos turned down because of her bleached hair), also see Farmboyks post on her on 11/24.
Jackie is a tall, tan, blondish, Korean, pushing 30 years, about 5’7” (5’10 in heels), 34Cs with huge nips (sorry Farmboy but I doubt they are natural), a bit of mid-drift bulge but overall lean with long, killer legs.
The session started out a bit on the shaky side. Probably my fault, like Lovelos, I prefer my Asians with natural black hair and her size somewhat intimating for a short dude like me. Shower, I’d rate below average, little attention played to the right places. Back in the room started with somewhat of a mediocre massage, but she speaks good English and as we talked things got better. She started getting a bit more passionate, with brief Asian, and the flip. A full body titty rub and skilled CBJ definitely got me back into things so much I asked if I could DATY before the finish. She laid on her back and spread those long legs to reveal one nicest, smallest, well groomed muffs I’ve ever dived into. After about 10 minutes of French lessons, either she’s an excellent actor or she really was getting off, I grabbed her legs and went in for some mish. Again to refer to Farmboys post (about her playing with herself), she kept rubbing herself and evidently enjoying the experience as much as I was. Long legs, big tits, hot body, lots of moaning, you think I lasted long? Hell no, happy ending , more cuddling, clean-up and out the door.
As they say YMMV, but proof positive you can turn a cool session into a hot one. I do recommend her. BTW Skins lost, so I think I spent the better time:-)
XSailor
I also saw Nadia on her Home Page. She is not my type and she is black. The price I agree too high for black girl even if she is an experienced one
Scorpio Rising
12-02-03, 01:48
First time posting on this forum after getting bored with the other site's discussion board still being offline. There seems to be much more words of true wisdom being thrown around on this forum than the other board too. That's kool. Well, my first post will be of two recent AMP training sessions at CPHC.
First, Yoko, a good bet for those into the waif-like body type provider. I took up her service since 11/14 and gave her a solid review on the other site also. Yoko has long jet-black hair with obvious sillicone implanted boobs [somewhat too obvious and a bit too hard for my liking], and nice legs on her. The tableshampoo was superb as she paid special attention on the fella, the teabags, and mianus. Awesome stroking technique during the tableshampoo there. I almost blew it and had to ask her to slow it down a notch. Back to my hourly appointed room, she proceeded to start the tongue bath on me from my neck down to my feet then slowly backing up to the Pacific Rim [this gal just knows how to slurp away at the Rim...phew] and she kept probing mianus with her moisted tongue for a few minutes and my 'fella' was simply ready to serve this Korean lovely real horror show like. I flipped over and went down sampling that delicious looking snapper for a good 5 minutes, then I laid down on my back and let her show me her reverse cowgirl tricks. Hmmm...yeah...delicious and very tight indeed. I did not want her to do all the work, so I switched into other positions and then we were ending it in the sideway porno style position. I was exhausted as she cleaned me up, then she proceeded to massage my entire body which was so damn relaxing, I was ready to sleep at that point. Overall, this Yoko at CPHC was a solid trainer and she is good people in my book.
Second trainer just last Friday was Chi-Chi [spelling] at the same venue. It was damn busy on this visit and I did not get to see the line-ups as mamasan forcefed me this trainer. But, I was too charged up so I went along. Chi-Chi is roughly in her early to mid thirty but still has decent enough face for me to wanna bang. Went through the whole routine of tableshampoo [one point taken off this trainer for using that damn body scrubber instead of using just her hands to wash me]. After the shower, went back to my usual room and she asked if I wanted the humping done first or massage. Heck, since Yoko gave the full course meal to me last time before the massage, I chose the same thing and it was a good decision. This gal is a bit older to my liking, but folks she can really bang with the best of them. I also like it when my trainer[s] talk dirty to me while I am serving them as it can add more nastiness to the sessions. She can also slurp the rim very vigorously and even licked my fella on his shaft bare back for a bit. Her teabags sucking technique is second to none, then she started riding on the fella and I was smacking her huge natural hooters with my hands and biting them nipples for more shits and giggles. After a few minutes of riding on me, she gave her order 'fuck me', I was the victim here and so I had to comply to her command and fucked the living shit out of her. This one is a true moaner and groaner and that's all good to me. After a good while of missionarily banging away furiously into her kitty, I switched into a sideway porno style position and drilled her box a good while more until the moment of nirvana arrived upon me. I felt my load of fresh manjuice gushing out and I was done. ChiChi then cleaned me up with hot towel and gave me a really good massage until my hour is completed. Yeah, she is a bit older than what I normally would go for, but her performance and service was decent and solid enough to be rewarded with a Benjamin and another Jackson [effort does count]. She asked me to return on Sunday, but I was at my humble abode banging my lovely girlfriend all day long, so I guess I will go back and do either one of the two trainers at CPHC some other times, maybe this week after I hustle some moola out of someone.
Actually, there was also another provider there going by the name of Tiffany that I trained with back in late October. She was a real trooper during our session. I was so freaked out when she let me explode in her mouth and then she let the juice dripped out slowly from her mouth to her chin and jugs, love them nasty gals, huh?
PS- those of you who have graced Bangkok, Thailand I salute you. I, myself, have been to BKK numerous times and have sampled a bunch of "GI babies" at some of BKK private clubs that you need to have the native yuppies bringing you in. I love them half-Thai / half-American partners [hookers] they have available there. Some of them got nice condos and they would take me back to their places and showed me around BKK club scenes for free of charge. Man, I gotta plan on heading over to BKK again real soon. Any war stories from BKK are always welcome.
Dutch Treat
12-02-03, 12:46
Scorpio Rising-
Awesome first post. Too bad that I'm stuck up in Philadelphia right now (for those DCer's who wander up to Philly, check out my posts on the fairly decent AMP called Heaven up there - its good but not CPHC or Downtown standards), otherwise I'd be over to CPHC faster than you can say rim job. My only consolation is that in a couple of weeks I'll be in SF - looking forward to those awesome lineups.
Arrest on K Street last week.
On the K street service road there was a cute white girl. A John pulled over, talked with the gal, and then undercover cruisers blocked the John's car in front and back.
Three tip offs:
1. It was a white girl who looked like she was from a slutty Banana Republic ad (sucking a lollypop);
2. There was a police van parked in the alley on 12th (?) between K and L (by the fire station);
3. The girl opened the door and never got in the car.
Maybe a 4th: There were no police or other girls around.
Guys, if there is no one about and no cops, use your common sense. I felt sorry for the dude. In all my years, this is the first time I've seen a John arrested, rather than just harrassed.
scorpio rising
tell a littele bit more about Yoko. Age, how tall is she? And how much you paid? Thanks
Scorpio Rising
12-02-03, 20:10
Babylon38:
Well, in my best guesstimation...Yoko of CPHC cannot be more than 27 yo at the most. She is waif-like, long black hair with straight bangs falling down nicely on her forehead. She can pass for a runway model. I gave her a 7 to 7.5 in terms of look [face] and maybe a 8 for her waifish body and her overall services. The donation I made towards her educational fundings was a Benjamin and Mr. Jackson, of course the three other Jacksons went to the house. As u might know, these lovelies do not get anything from that house fee [$60] we paid the mamasan. They work strictly on gratuities alone, so be kind and thankful that we have abundant amp talents to go around in this stinking little city to accommodate our kinks. As a matter of fact, these gals usually have to give mamasan some tips at the end of each week along with paying the owner some kind of weekly fees for room & foods while they work. From what I know, they usually got taken by the owner of the joint for at least $300 per week while they work at that particular establishment. Talk about being rip off by your own people, huh? Nonetheless, I am thankful for being able to help reducing the racial gaps between all these Korean lovelies' legs by serving them my manmeat every now and then, even if it was only for a few fleeting moments. Man, I am getting sentimentally retarded again. OK, I recommend this Yoko, but if you really want kinky gal at CPHC, pick Tiffany for the nasty finishing trick she does.
Wow, please disregard all my BS as I am suffering from my delusions of grandeur again. As always though, YMMV with each one of these Korean lovelies. Some are now being very cautious about doing things on the first encounter. Most of the time, I have been fortunate to hook up with some of these Korean hotties off their work premises, and all free of charge and sometimes they can be real sweet sugar mamas to me [buy me things like Prada pants, John Varvatos wool sweaters, etc]. Hustling these gals outside their work is what I do for kicks. Have fun searching for that holy ho, huh?
Scorpio Rising
Boo Radley #2
12-03-03, 03:29
NEWBIE QUESTION:
Apologies in advance if I'm posting this in the wrong place, but I'd love the feedback from some guys more experienced at this kind of thing.
I'm really interested in setting up a two-girl FS situation (just so I can die happy, knowing I lived the dream).
Does anyone have any advice or suggestions as to how or where I can go about trying to set this up?
Can I get this at an AMP? And how does one discreetly ask for it? And what might it cost for me to arrange something like this?
Thanks in advance.
Gentlemen,
I am a frequent reader and occasional writer. I currently reside overseas but often travel to DC, where I am currently at this time. Read the information regarding the “Spanish Massage” place. I called initially to make an appointment. I spoke with Maria and she informed me there was no need for an appointment. I stopped by, Maria opened the door and welcomed me in and directed me to have a seat. Keep in mind that this place is a regular residence. I was offered 2 services, and chose the 30 min for $80. In short, I was escorted upstairs by this tall, slim and lovely Columbian. We went into a room and got straight to business. The CBJ was ok and short. She let me have any position I wanted. Not quite GFE but I really enjoyed it. Afterwards, we spoke for about 40 minutes. She was very warm and friendly, we held hands, kissed and made arrangements to go dancing latter this week.
I went around the corner to the Penthouse strip bar and ended up right back to the Spanish Massage for a second round. This is exactly the type of place I love! I am not much of an AMP fan and the service here was great, inexpensive and safe from LE.
Happy Hunting!
Dutch Treat
12-03-03, 17:55
Scorpio Rising,
Ok, you've begged the question: What is the "nasty" finishing trick Tiffany does at CPHC? Tell us more about her too!
Thanks
scorpio rising
thank you very much. I have the same fillings
Scorp,
Welcome to the board. I am enjoying your "delusions of grandeur" and other musings. Keep up the quality postings!
Testie,
Thank you for the informative and sobering first post. We dont shoot messangers here, so you can relax. The key here, as I see it, is the guy negotiated while she was on the street. Since she was a hookercop, she was wired and probably would not have ever gotten into the car and definately would not have passed the crotch test... If they won't get in, just say you thought they were hitchhiking and needed a ride.
Boo,
If you are a real regular patron at an AMP, you might have enough credibility to ask if you find a wild one. The two girl thing was suggested by one of my regular girls in the summer when she noticed me eyeing some of the other talent in the place, so I am sure it is possible.
If you are looking for this experience without first making the investment of getting well known at an AMP, I would suggest using an escort that advertises the two girl thing... PM me if you don't know where to look for escorts, as I won't break the rules and post competing sites here.
Perhaps some of you mongers that know which escorts do threesomes, that would be a good post-- Trashman, Toe
Tapper, Hondo? You guys know the escort scene...
LoveLOS
Hadn't been out in a long time so decided to start easy with a trip to my favorite amp CPHC. New girl there at least for me named CiCi. She was just perfect in performance and got the message that I was horny as hell and skipped the massage and we went right at it. What was extra nice was afterwards she could of just got me dressed and out but she offerred a massage and it was extra relaxing since I wasn't thinking about fucking her the whole time.
Boo Radley #2:
Welcome to the board! Turn On your Private Message Function, and you may receive more responses to your question. Happy hunting!
trash man
What is CiCi parameters -age, hieght, hairs?
Scorpio Rising
12-04-03, 12:50
Zup TrashMan: Could the CiCi you partook at CPHC be the same one by the name of ChiChi that I have posted about a couple of days ago? If so, yes I concur that she can bang with the best of them. The massage after the meal was awesome!
BalaBon38: If you did test drive Yoko at CPHC and have the similar fillings [reducing the racial gap btw her legs with your tool of the trade] and gave her two thumbs up for her performance, can you suggest one or two current trainers at Downtown or other fine DC establishments that have similar body type/ young looking?
LoveLOS: It is good to hear that someone shares similar tastes and unconventional humor in all of this so-called Hobby of ours. Thanx for the warm welcome from all you warriors. Where else do u usually go to get that full combat training sessions other than Downtown? I have been there before a few times in the past, but due to high traffic and lack of patience on my part, I opted to go train at different venues like IHC, Dupont, Olympic, or CPHC. Lately, I prefer CPHC cuz their rooms are larger and hardly ever a rush. I am building up the urge for a new stranger's poon, and plan on rolling the dice this time of which venue to go get the training done....Downtown, IHC, or any of the new joints that have been advertised in the Post's Sport?
Dutch:
I wouldn't mind heading up to Philly for some actions either if there is any available there. Glad to hear you enjoyed my little report.
Scorpio Rising
Scorpio Rising
12-04-03, 13:11
Dutch Treat:
The finishing touch that Tiffany of CPHC did to me was that due to my time has already been up [mamasan came and knocked on the frigging door saying it in Korean ....I do speak a bit of Korean so I knew what the mamasan said], but I was still in the middle of banging away at Tiffany's kitty [the room has nice full size mirror on the wall to make sure the banging techniques are done to your satisfaction while u can watch the whole session]. I apologized to Tiffany and told her 'OK, next time I will finish, huh', but she proved to be a true trooper and told me to stand up as she knelt down to her knees to give me a vigorous BBBJ/hand shake/teabags slurping [all with the nasty talk throughout] and told me to feed her my freshly made 'LoveCheese'. I have a soft spot for nasty gals, so when they commanded me to serve, I had no choice but to produce and finally did unload the warm and gooey 'lovecheese' right into her Korean mouth [I grabbed her jaws to keep them wide open as my target]. She then let it drip out slowly to her chin and her jugs real horrorshow like.
BTW, since I can speak adequate Korean [only bad words for use during the gonzo deeds], we were 'doing it' in Korean language [I talked nasty to her in Korean and likewise on her part with occasional nasty English thrown in now and then]. I was visualizing me being a frigging GI taking advantage of young little Korean gal during the Korean War. Spanking her ass was good for shits & giggles too. hahaha, I am sorry that I am sick and twisted in my way of thinking. Phew, just visualizing that moment of truth in my polluted head again is making me randy. Gotta go serve my 23 yo girlfriend later tonight at home, holy shito.
Scorpio Rising
Ci Ci is probably 5 foot 4 weight 110 33C 22 32
Long black hair age tough to guess these girls but probably late 20's
Body - 8-9
Face - 7-8
performance -9
attitude -8-9
would definitely recommend and will see again if that helps
Balabon38
What is wrong with black girls that they are worth only so much?
Not trying to start anything just asking
Romeo
Boo Radley,
I had been offered this service at Downtown, but then again, from a girl I had been a regular patron, so it's not unheard of.
If you are serious about it I would recommend going there at a time when they are not busy, like mornings, early afternoons, or Sunday afternoons. Pay the house fee and wait until you are in the shower to "suggest" it to your provider. Be prepared to pay "double" tip for "double" service.
XSailor
That was a stupid comment Balabon38!
Toe Tapper
12-05-03, 19:13
BBBJ at an AMP is a rare treat indeed. I've never experience it in DC. Usually there is some licking around the shaft of your penis and balls and then the condom discreetly is placed on your cock by her mouth. There was one girl in a AMP in another city who gave me a wonderful BBBJTC and I saw her a number of times but that was a while back. if you want a great BBBJTC, usually you need to spend a little more to see an escort.
Threesomes with escorts is easily arranged but expensive (550 to 600 or higher). There are some escorts who advertise their availability with other women. Tamara of sexy-curves website teams up with a number of escorts and provides a wild porn star experience because she is truly bi and loves women. When Shaye-Lynn from Philly visits, they like to team up if possible. But the price is expensive -- 300/hr for Tamara and 250/hr for Shaye-Lynn.
Not too long ago, for kicks, they posted a 15 minute special of 100 each and I called them up on it. They quickly stripped off their clothes, played briefly with one another and then teamed up for a very interactive and intense bbbj. They timed it just right and I came right into Shaye-Lynn's mouth. And yes, she swallows. 200 gone for 15 minutes or so but interesting experience.
If you're interested, browse the escort review sites and you can easily arrange a threesome if you have the cash.
If you were in Bangkok, you could just stop by the Eden Club and get a wild experience with two hot Thai babes for well under 100 but of course you would have to fly to Bangkok.
Hey guys,
I'm new to the area, im comin from Fayetteville,NC and im lookin forward to exploring yawls amp, mainly cphc because i've heard so much about it. Any tips on locale would be appreciated.
Rev333
I once had a two some with Coco (the real one) and Candy from Downtown. If you are looking for them to kiss each other and do things to each other no. They take turns with you, one might go down on you while the other is working the other end. It is worth the money as Coco is always an active girl. Too bad she is no longer in the area. She was the best that Downtown has ever had. You could always count on her giving you the best. Too bad she got married (green card deal I hear) and is not in the area. I hear California or even Hawaii.
Lew Archer
12-06-03, 13:50
Hello All,
I am heading down to the DC/Virginia area next weekend and will have Friday night free. I am not really into the SW scene, but looking for a strip club (preferably BW or SpW), where the dancers may be "accomodating and negotiable" for an increased tip.
Or let me know of some spots I can check out the action. Thanks, you can either post on this board or send me a PM.
This Albanian (from Albany, not Albania, although it might as well be Albania when it comes to mongering) recently spent some days in the DC state/fed type. Decided to visit Downtown a couple of times. The first time was with Sky, a very cute Korean chick, although with enhanced headlights. Lots of attention to the right places in the shower, partly because I encouraged it (Oh ya, baby I like that!) Back in the room started with me on my little tummy and she giving my back a tongue licking and breast massage, eventually settling to a nice long AR. Had her flip over for DATY, nice and tasty. Went on to CBJ and various positions, finishing up with the one that always gets me off, the Asian Squat. I'd repeat with her and did try to. Sky speaks pretty good English. She said that she'd immigrated when she was younger with her parents, brother, and sister. Sky's a momma, although it doesn't look like it at first, but the stretch marks appear during DATY - you're so close you can't miss 'em. No DFK or K, though.
Three Jacksons for the house and six for her. No discussion about tipping.
Went back a few days later and asked for Sky, but Mamasan said she went home. Mamasan served up Mink, who's service pretty much matched up with Sky's except she first started with a nice massage before asking what I wanted. 'Everything' is the correct answer. Mink's face is a point or two below Sky's, but her enhancements are a couple sizes bigger. She's got a bit of a tummy, but not enough so's you'd notice during DATY. I'd repeat with Mink also. I made sure that Mink spent a lot of time on top and nearly "killed" her.
LAGNAF
vallenato
Look at the City paper's ads. Very often black girls offer lower prices.
Additionally: they smell different and not always nice. But it depends of your taste of course
we are on Free Forum and we can skip at least here political correctness. Here is my opinion and we do not need to discuss who is stupid and who is not
Previous Post by
Balabon38:
I also saw Nadia on her Home Page. She is not my type and she is black. The price I agree too high for black girl even if she is an experienced one.
Balabon38
We are on Free Forum and we can skip at least here political correctness. Here is my opinion and we do not need to discuss who is stupid and who is not
balabon38
vallenato,
Look at the City paper's ads. Very often black girls offer lower prices. Additionally: they smell different and not always nice. But it depends of your taste of course.
____________________________________________________
A simple "She is not my type" would have suffice. There was no reason to qualify the girl. Of course we all have preferences but no need to insult the black members of this free board by stating that black escorts don't deserve the same money as other escorts because they are black.
We are here to give/receive information about mongering not to spew insensitive and racists remarks about someone's worth based on race. This is a board about sex not racist rhetoric.
Secret2
REV 3:3
http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?postid=136924#post136924 gets you all the address info you can stand...
lotsaCASH,
Three Jacksons for the house and six for her. emphasis mineThanks for the reports, makes me a little bit MORE yellow feverish, especially after xsailor's recent email... I'll be up there soon.... Anyway, do us all a favor and make that FIVE jacksons for DC AMP girls in the future, believe me, they'll be just as happy with you and it won't increase "expectations" from the rest of us... BTW- Albania should be a hellofagood place to monger :)
TT,
...fly to Bangkok...We are still thinkin' alike...
Scorp,
Damn dude, what a disgusting post. I love it. :D You may have a look at the link above also, LOTS of choices. I am thinking of a jaunt to Boss spa, but the reports cumming all over the board about CHPC makes me want to take a trip up Conn ave. If you have some good intel on some of your past adventures, that would be welcomed here.
Rudolf Valentino,
Be nice dude, everyone on this forum is stupid and definitely NOT politically correct. Think about it... ;) However, I do think Baby38DD supported his postition well.
Hondo, Xman, Nova,
Yellow fever is getting the best of me! Let me know when any of you guys can break free - lets go ampin...
LoveLOS
LoveLOS:
I just had to respond! If you think balabon38 supported his previous comments with his recent explantion, damn dude!
Look, I know what this forum was set-up for, but because of the freedom to speak and respond, I decided to do so!
I am all about mongering! But I am always up for a challenge!
VallenatoGringo
Globetrotter
12-07-03, 12:48
Toe Tapper,
It is possible to get BBBJTC in a DC area AMP. Don't want to post details here but PM me and I'll respond. Your comment about the Eden Club in Bangkok brought back some fond memories. Did three at one time there once and liked one so much that I took her back to my hotel for the night before flying off to Cambodia the next day. The whole thing (which included drinks) set me back about US $120.00 - God, I love Thailand! (and all of SEA for that matter)
To secret2
Nice comment secret2, you expressed my sentiments exactly.
To Balabon38,
I was not trying to start anything, was just merely saying that the commment seemed a little insensitive that is all. If that is your preference and/or opinion, that is fine, we all have our preferences. Please be a little more mindful of others that is all, remember what we are about, the giving and receiving of information, we can not just say anything on here.
be safe and happy mongering
Romeo
All,
I have a report a week or so old on Downtown of course..
Did a late late night last Saturday. Went into DC and stopped by Clixs to get liquored up. First time there and the bartender was apprehensive at first but opened up. Showed me his "collection" of photos however none of which appealed to me. Hopped outta there and did a walk of the K street loop. Not much out as it was around 11:45PM and all the restatraunts etc were still letting out. Headed back to Clicks and still nothing. Wandered over to Downtown and did the hike up the steps.
Three words. BUSY BUSY BUSY. Buzzed in and sat there on the bike shootin the sh*t with the "bouncer". Cool dude and told me alot of interesting stories about his work there. No fringe benefits, but thats do to his choice he says. Sat there for 15 minutes or so and got to see all the lovely ladies working that night. Suzy came up and gave me a hug and smiled when she walked past coming from a room.
Got my room and wanted Suzy but I knew she was busy. Angie looked good enough to eat that evening so I choose her. Average table shower. Went back to the room and laid my 5 Benjis down. She pointed to her kitty and asked if thats what I wanted. I shaked my head no. She pointed to mouth and I said yup. That being done, she gave me a mediocre massasage, a great RJ and a CBJ that lasted 20 minutes (I was liquored up). Then finished the remaining time with massage. Standard 160.
Left and did a loop on K again and saw 7 BSW, 1 WSW and 1 LSW. Thats not my action.....yet......so I passed.....
LL and XS - I'm down with a trip to ARchies in the near future. Lemme know.
-Nova Guy-
BTW, Clicks Bar is not spelled with an X
Seva Lurker
12-07-03, 20:19
Nova Guy, I really hope you weren't so liquored up so much that you really didn't lay five Ben Franklins rather than five Andrew Jackson's out for the tip. I know you finished up the post with the correct (sic) amount, but talk about driving up the price. :)
Bwahhahhhaa..
Nova Guy, I really hope you weren't so liquored up so much that you really didn't lay five Ben Franklins rather than five Andrew Jackson's out for the tip
You are correct. 5 of the 20's.
BTW, Clicks Bar is not spelled with an X
After the 5th beer it looked like an X to me.
-Nova Guy-
NOVA,
Two words: THIS WEEK. PM me when you are free.
Val,
No fight from me. Check the Bennetsville SC board for my view on racism in general. I do hold that Baby38 is corrrect in that the black ladies do tend to charge a bit less. Many also perform a bit better than their stuck-up white counterparts, but that another debate.
IMHO, he is also free to hold an insensitive opinion about hygene or other personal preferences. Even in my very limited experience with mongering, I have developed general preferences for race and body type, but I cannot believe that would make me racist for having preferences of the type of twat that I like to poke.
IMHO, YMMV. Please dont ROTFLMAO because there is probably SOF... Check the terms and abbreviations ;)
Peace, LoveLOS
Sorry guys but I gotta weigh in here on these racist comments I am seeing. What the fuck is wrong with you dude? Black girls should be cheaper because they are black and they smell bad?
Go the fuck back to South Africa with the rest of the Nazi assholes!
I fuck white, black, hispanic, asian and any other kind of pussy I can get my filthy perverted hands on and couldn't give a shit less what their ethnic background is as long as they have good bodies, are young and thin, and can take my dick down their throat, period. Why bring other shit into it unless you are one hung up MF'er and if so, I for one don't want to read your garbage. I have kicked a whole lot of white SW's out of my car for being smelly so the smell issue has nothing to do with black or white, it has to do with cleanliness and trust me, white girls do NOT have the market cornered. You should kick any girl out that smells regardless of race.
And you know what, political correctness is NOT what this is all about. First of all, Washington DC as a city is something like 80% black. Either get used to that or fucking move!
Secondly, a pretty good sized population right here is black and if your comments are offensive to me, think about how they must feel. Why would you purposely try to piss off people here?
You need to do a lot more reading, listening and soul searching before you shoot your mouth off here again.
TrashMan,
Good to see you back in form, and to hear you are back on the streets! I for one have missed your wit and wisdom on this board. Once again, your points are damn hard to dispute, well spoken.
LL
PS:
LOS,
You're not boring me because I am not fucking you, mostly cause you ain't built right!
and
I fuck white, black, hispanic, asian and any other kind of pussy I can get my filthy perverted hands on and couldn't give a shit less what their ethnic background is as long as they have good bodies, are young and thin, and can take my dick down their throat, period.
After reading your requirements, you don't know what a relief it is to have the wrong body type! :D
I for one would like to refocus on fucking women. Since a WSG mongering party has been suggested, and that is reason enough for me... Well, that and the after party entertaiment as we go our separate ways...
Last one was billed as a SEA lovers roundtable, and since AMPers by default qualify as lovers of Asian women, I see no reason to change the billing. As I said, any excuse will do... It was fun last month and worth repeating!
Check your Private Messages for my suggestion of dates/times, if you didn't get one from me, PM me if you have interest. I may have missed somebody... RSVP, No reply will make me assume you cannot make it.
LoveLOS
Trashman,
Thanks again trashman, as well as everyone, for the words of wisdom on the racist issue. This is our forum and it is good to see everyone come together to make sure it operates under the standards that the members feel are respectable to everyone that participates (directly=mongers and indirectly=the ladies).
As for business:
Saw an old friend, Elizabeth (AKA Greeneyes). Walking down New York Ave. N.E. This morning on the way in to the office. About 5'6, 120lbs., Hispanic (very light skin almost white) about an 8 out of 10. She bounced back and forth from here to Miami. I only got to talk for a minute. She is gogint o be here for a few weeks. I dated her very frequently when she was here in the spring. And when I say frequently I mean 5 times a week sometimes twice a day. Her oral skills are superb. I swear I wanted to put her a trophy with a tongue on it. Her hair is dyed black now. If you see her pick her up. She is another "Home-Wrecker" on the loose. She is that good. She would give me BBBJ's. Normal charge used to be $35-40 for cbj. I used to offer $50-55 for bbbj and then when she gets to know you she will come down, it is all a matter of her comfort. She is out mostly in the evenings 5-11pm, just got stuck thins morning for some reason. Just a note in case anyone passes her, DON"T PASS HER.
be safe and happy mongering
Romeo
Can anyone tell me a good motel/hotel along K street or N.Y. ave that I can pick up sw and go back to the room? I'll be in DC when the weather gets warm.
OK, it is Tuesday, as in TONIGHT.
Venue and time have been private messaged to most of you who have expressed interest previously. PM me if you can make it and I missed you. To receive your PMs you have to LOG IN and then a link is added it is added at Table of Contents > Private Messages.
LoveLOS
TrashMan,
My hats off to you dude! I appreciate your comments and attitude. Thanks for getting this board back to where it should be and you and LoveLOS ensuring the rascist comments stay off the board. As many of us say, "it's all pink on the inside"!
NC Hunter
Fellows,
Went to CPHC around 4:30pm yesterday. The mamasan that answered was the same one I have seen. I asked for Barbie and Tiffany, and she said that they both are gone, and everybody else is new. There are all new girls. She said since she has two customers waiting come back in 20 minutes, I never came back. So, how is the new selection at CPHC, and recommendations?
Later,
Joey
1x=VA,
NY ave has like six or seven ho-tels, spelled that way since all of them have been used for just that purpose for years. Days Inn or Travelodge rings a bell for cleaner accomodations, but I may be wrong about the names. Just scope them out and keep your eyes open for girls who are just heading out for work, a lot of them stay in those dives.
LoveLOS
Scorpio Rising
12-09-03, 18:13
Joey D:
Would you happen to know if Yoko or Paula, or even ChiChi [CiCi not sure of spelling] still practice their craft at CPHC? Shit, I just trained with ChiChi about 2 weeks ago and Yoko was still there at that time. Too bad about Tiffany 'vacation'. There was a girl with bleached blonde hair that was working there also [I saw her coming out from that TableShower] and I wouldn't mind serving her my 'LoveCheese' one bit.
ScorpioRising
Globetrotter
12-10-03, 02:00
I was in DC Tuesday evening and everything sort of fell into place to give me the perfect opportunity to make my first visit to Downtown Spa - something I'd been wanting to do for quite some time now. So, up the stairs I went and asked Mamasan if Yummi was there (knowing full well from reading posts on this board that she has been long gone). Anyway, she advised that Yummi was no longer there and asked how long ago it had been since I had seen here there, to which I replied about 4 or 5 months. Looking very disappointed, I asked if I could see who was available and was shown two fine looking women, one of who was named Cindy who was the one I picked. Now, I'm a very picky SOB but I gotta tell you guys, this Cindy was freakin' beautiful - easily a 9 to a 9.5 by most standards. She appears quite young, probably not even 20 yet and has long dyed blonde/brown hair and is about 5'4" weighing around 115 lbs (my best guesstimates). The reason I picked her over the other is that I prefer small, natural breasts and she had them whereas the other available girl had obviously had her's enhanced. Cindy's were about an A to a B cup and firm and flawless as was the rest of her body - as fine a butt as you will ever see on any woman.
Off to the shower we went and this part was mediocre at best and caused me some concern that the rest of the session would not be what I'd hoped for. Not much attention paid to the vital parts and not much playfulness but off to the room we proceeded. She began by starting a massage but didn't remove any clothing which also gave me some concern. Much to my relief, when she climbed on top of me to massage my back, I let my hands roam and discovered she was wearing nothing under the short mini dress she had on. This time she didn't offer any resistance as she had done in the shower and when I turned my head, I noticed she had removed her bra top, as well, much to my relief. I quickly indicated to her that I had had enough massaging and that I was ready to get down to business and get down to business we did. For a solid 45 minutes (absolutely no rushing on her part), we tried just about every imaginable position until she went reverse cowgirl and I could no longer contain myself. She let me DATY to my heart's content and seemed to enjoy it. The moans of pleasure seemed genuine but you can't always really tell for sure but a good fake is enough for me. Cindy was superb! close to a GFE experience but not quite as she would not engage in DFK. The customary CBJ was very, very good and I was quite surprised as I usually go for only BBBJ's (one of the reasons I don't frequent AMP's more than I do). She told me that she has only been at Downtown for 4 days and was in Philadelphia prior to that. Her English is good enough to have some conversation, surprising since she claims to have only been in the US for 3 months.
If this experience is typical of Downtown encounters, I will most certainly return and seek Cindy again. Hope she stays around for a while.
Globe,
That has been pretty typical experience for me at Downtown. Did you think I and all others posting here were kidding you?
Does any one know what happened to the other local site? You can get reviews but no forum. It still states down. I guess they are getting hardware or software upgrades. I enjoyed that site as much as this one. Just checking. Looks like Downtown is still getting the best girls in town. I see that the new girl Cindy is something to get into. I guess its time to visit.
Ditto to what Trashman said.
Globetrotter
12-11-03, 01:18
Trashman,
Looks like I'm going to have to start spending a lot more time in DC
Globe,
Welcome to the Downtown club! Just read some of my past posts and you'll see I've long been a fan of the establishment. Yes, that was a typical visit but, keep going there and you'll soon find one that really rocks your world. It just gets better as you become known as a regular visitor.
XSailor
Globe,
Sorry you had a substandard experience :D I know it is frustrating when they don't know you, but keep coming back and it will get better, especially if you keep your trainer! But who should know that better than you--as per the report I so enjoyed reading backchannel. Oh yes, I almost forgot, never ask your trainer for sexual favors, that is illegal in DC. :)
It is funny, I have turned down Cindy like three times cause I don't like the dyed blonde hair... Other current trainers at Downtown are Kelli, Mimi, Jennifer, and Sun, listed in my personal order of preference. Jennifer has dyed reddish blond hair, Sun has done hers in brown, Kelli has streaked blond in dark brown, and only Mimi has the good sense to leave her fuckin hair the color it is supposed to be and looks best (at least last time I saw her).
Scorp, you should have had a verrrrry nice experience this afternoon if you had the cahoonas to go back to see the lady we spoke about--I told her you were coming and to rock your world for you... And in case you were wondering, second cup was even better last night...
NC Punter,
Good to see you posting again Hunter, I was wondering how fuckin long a honeymoon could last for a rat bastard like yourself! You know you have an open invite to DC from the LoveLOS... I almost missed your post since you refuse to apply for your friggin upgrade--I think you are #3 highest posting regular member, but #1 got busted down from senior... My roundtable report is forthcoming as soon as I get caught up... Fittingly, that will be post number 400 for me, Senior status is old hat now, I think I'll ask Jackson for an upgrade to crotchity bastard status so I can be like Trashman ;)
Oh yes, new quote > If it AIN'T PINK on the inside, don't eat it...
LoveLOS
Scorpio Rising
12-11-03, 11:09
The 2nd Asian Poonie Tang Gathering was kool meeting up w/ some of u hardcore mongers before Downtown Humpfest. After a long hiatus from this joint [Downtown], I succumbed [cuz LL brainwashed me w/ his intel on one of the trainers], and went there and saw a few hot dishes in the lineup. I chose Mimi for this bout and my session with this lovely little gal was straight up wall to wall explosion! Mimi is a fine looking piece of chicken indeed and tastes great too. She has long black hair, roughly 5'5" tall and maybe 110 lbs max [and she's 22 yo]. The snapper is well groomed and nicely trimmed, perfect openning slot for starving DATY addict like this humble narator. Started out in the tableshower with her bare hands cleaning every inches on my body, including a few minutes of stroking the ego of the 'good fella' and 'mianus'. Back to the room, she stripped down and gave a very relaxing massage and her body was like 'phew...smoking'. After about 10 minutes into the massage, she started the soft touch and tongue bath on my back and slowly moved downward and parked her moisted tongue at mianus. Wonderful sensation. Next came the flip and she gave the fella an extended good lick around his shaft and the teabags, I was admiring her french skills by watching her performance in the mirror, great view. I then returned the favor and feasted away on her pink snapper and her hershey hwy, delicious dish! I must have been dining for at least 5 minutes while she continued to administer her french dialect on the fella. Then, she climbed on for a nice reverse squatting cowgirl and rode me hard. I then switched gear into the K9 trick and walked that dog for a bit, I even probe her choc. starfish with my thumb for more shits and giggles. She was a real trooper and talked dirty the entire session, even flicking her bean when we were in the stand up mish too. I like that nastiness in my trainer of choice [I wish they're all like her]. Then we switched again into the sideway porno style position with one of her legs up around my shoulder. BTW, dfk was done throughout the gonzo deed and I spanked her ass a few time calling her ' u dirty little girl'. This Mimi is a screamer and she was loud when she came and her poonie tang clenched like a clamp on the fella. Mamasan came and knocked on the door that my time is up, so I furiously banged away until, voila, LoveCheese galore. It did help during the session with her that I could 'do her' in Korean as I talked dirty to her in korean the whole time with dirty english thrown in every now and then. I like this little girl and her fun attitude, she also complemented me saying that "u superman 'Khun Chachi' "u fuck like a madman possessed". I may have to give her another session real soon. Phew, man this was a real horror show of a good time.
LL, yesterday my stupid client kept me from sneaking out of my office to go bang Kelli as I have originally planned. All works no play makes Scorpio a dull boy! Maybe tomorrow afternoon, but that Jennifer whom Hondo served caught my attention hardcore stylee though. It will have to be a coin toss btw Kelli or Jennifer, huh?
I am losing my mind again folks, whatever u just read is all B.S. No kitty was really harmed or hammered by this humble narator.
I am looking for a great looking petite black gal, anything like that avaiable in DC? If your monitoring this board Wordup, maybe you could make a recommendation back in the Ohio, Indiana area where I am from.
This is something I have not experienced and am looking very forward to. I wouild like a great encounter with a beautiful lady, whipped cream, fresh fruit, cheese, wine, massage oil (for her), andanything else that would turn a lady on.
Dutch Treat
12-12-03, 12:40
Scorpio Rising,
Another awesome post. Have you ever considered writing porn as a career? I have to admit nothing turns me on more the feeling my manhood sliding up and down a love tunnel with a finger up a girls browneye (well....ok, my biggest turn on is when I get a provider with a short love box, so that my rod impacts upon her womb). Man I wish I was in DC now, but will be back in Feb to sample the dishes you've laid out. My only consolation is that I'm off to SF on a junket (check out my posts from there) - love the lineups they give there!
Hondo Lane
12-12-03, 13:19
I was kidnapped by LL and ended up at Archies. While there I ran into two malcontents who will remain nameless, Scorpio and Robux. Now we were four.
We then adjourned to Clix. At Clix, believing Hobucks to be a novice, I suggested he watch me for pointers. I had barely finished explaining my expertise when a girl at the bar sat on his lap and insisted that he warm his hands on her arse. I decided that I was the novice and began taking notes.
I got about two notebooks filled out when we decided to go to Downtown. Once there Hosebuxs decided to leave as he felt the cost/value breakdown was not to his liking. Then we were Three. Having now read some of his Bmore writings I can see why. I was sure embarrassed having attempted the equivalent of giving Mantle pointers on baseball or Jordan on basketball.
Mamasan brought two girls out; while the other fellows were being polite I sprinted out and grabbed Jennifer. She is an 8 in looks, 8 in skills and an 8 in attitude. Fine tight body. Mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sideways cow girl, dog, standing dog, cbj, asian, good massage.
I really enjoyed her. I fact I enjoyed her so much that I went back for a second hour. LL was so disgusted that he grabbed another girl for seconds as well. Scorpio left, and then we were Two.
Your reporter in the field. Hondo Lane
Mighty Spearsman
12-12-03, 18:34
Dear Globetrotter:
A few days late, but please let me also thank you for the great report. I smiled a lot when I read the beginning of your report - that's one of my old tricks when I go somewhere for the first time, I ask by name for a girl who's gone, then I look puppy-dog sad that that particular girl's no longer there because I'd had such a great time with her the last time I had been there. Works every time.
Of course, the above technique only works if you know the name of a girl who had actually worked there but is definitely gone. Which is why reading WSG ahead of time is a must!
Most of you guys report on going to dc amps and fucking the day light out of little asian girls in all the different positions. I mean how do you guys do that? I enjoy reading your reports. Do you guys take V pill before you hit the amp. I have been to few amps but could never last more then one position and some time I spew during the sensual massage session. What is secret of lasting long? I need your help guys. How do you hold it back? Is it blue pill?
On another note, any of you guys been to silver lining in fredericks? Anyone got fs there? I been to there few times and got only HJ with provider taking of all her clothes allowing free movement of hands and DATY.
I hadn’t been out for a while, so last week I was overwhelmed with Asian Feaver. So I took a trip to IHC (1818 NY Ave.) since it the most convenient location for me. I knew that since my last visit the lineup would have totally changed, so I took the luck of the draw. I drew Susie. At about 5 ft 5, say 100 lb, with strait shoulder length black hair, a trim figure, and very cute face with a fine, smooth complexion, she was very acceptable, even for a picky old bastard like me. Susie has small A cup breasts with large nipples that just beg to be sucked and rolled between your fingers. Her kitty is trim and sweet but not shaved, just the way I like em.
Susie took little time to warm up personality wise. I followed her to the table shower, which was a standard fare, except with less attention paid to the naughty bits than usual. The massage was above pare and most relaxing. After about 15 min of the rub down, Susie got naked and stared the soft touch tease and tit massage. On the flip she gave a slow and above average CBJ. I got her to spin around and started some serious 69. She was a bit reluctant to let me go to town on her at fist, but after a minute she started coming around. She then climbed on for a slow grinding Rev Cowgirl. Then as we switch to the miss position I could not resist and dove in for a little more DATY. She had no reluctance now and I when at her a good 5 min and she didn’t seem to mind at all with her head rolling and all the squirming.
I finally had to have mine, so I ended my deep bush dive and finished off in the miss. After, Susie was kind enough to give me a big, but a tired smile. She was much warmer now, helping me to dress and walking me arm in arm to the door. She said she would be there only about 4 week so I hope to get back
Scorpio Rising
12-13-03, 12:39
Dutch Treat:
Glad I could entertain you with my full blown fantasy. Frisco, huh? Yep, I went there to Golden Flower joint before and it was nice with a bit more variety of Asian Poonie Tang than just the predominantly Korean poons here in DC. I will check out your SF reports. Ahhh...about porn writing as a career, not sure if I can do that on a full-time basis. However, being a Porn Star or Porn Director has always been my highest aspiration that is why I continue to make homemade 'amateur' videos for my own private library. Some of the videos I have made contained some of DC's korean lovelies [from a certain joint I prefer not to disclose the name]. U would not believe how some of these DC local korean AMPs [the younger ones in their 20s] enthusiactically act in front of a video camera when they are on their so-called 'Vacation'. Whenever I find a vulnerable AMPs from one of my training sessions with them, I either get asked for my digit or vice versa, then we would hook up off the work premises for hump-a-thon sessions, all free of charge. I usually let them take me out to eat Korean foods, go niteclub hopping, or take them to high end clothing stores in SOHO, NY to perhaps buy me a thing or two as way of compensating for my companionship and my time. Hahaha. I strongly believe in recuperating the gratuity money I churned out to them while they work inside the spa, but of course you gotta hustle in a smooth yet coverted operation to pull it off. I'm still practicing this from time to time in order to perfect my craft.
Hondo Lane:
Man, yes you sprinted and took that sizzling trainer this past Tuesday at Downtown, huh? Lucky MoFo! I have been contemplating flipping the coin on my next pick of either her or Kelli. The one you served fit my billing, and she looks like a delicious 'piece of chicken' that I want to feast on. FYI, I heard that this Saturday may be Kelli's last day too. That sucks ass!
EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to correctly spell the words "you", "are" and "because". To avoid future delays, please refrain from using "u" instead of "you", "r" instead or "are", "em" instead of "them", and "cuz" instead of "because" in future reports. [i]Thanks!
Dutch Treat
12-13-03, 17:28
Djay,
Lay your hands (or more specifically your manhood) on some desensitizer cream. Sure, you may notlet you feel every Kugel contraction (you need to be discrete in its application), but if necessary, it can let you last forever. The V is not the answer, it just keeps you hard, and doesn't stop your love juice from bubbling up before you've had the fun you want.
Dutch Treat
12-14-03, 22:35
Scorpio,
Wow, a porn auteur in our midst! Let me be the first to volunteer my services in case you need any "extras" on your sets! Let the board know if there will be screening sessions/auditions any time soon for one of your productions. However, I totally understand if you want to be a selfish bastard and keep these out-of-AMP lovelies to your self - I would too!
Seriously, I think the posting of an "in-depth" (if you know what I mean...) film documentary of the Downtown and all of its lovely services is in order - as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words!
Anybody know where I can get some good street action in the day and/or afternoon in D.C. Any area is fine just let me know. Thanks bro's
Romeo #2
New DC Monger
12-15-03, 03:45
Anybody know where I can get some good street action in the day and/or afternoon in D.C. Any area is fine just let me know. Thanks bro's
Romeo #2
Romer #2:
I find daytime street action can be had at the following locations:
Ny Ave/ W. Va Ave loop, around the NY ave ho-tels. I find alot of girls from downtown stay there at night, and around 12pm they start to emerge from the rooms, walking around the area, getting cigaretts and food, ect. Most will date if they see you. Some are already out of $$$ from the night before.
10th - 14th street, between M and Q
There is sparse action in these neighborhoods after noon.
Hope this helps
js
Thanks New DC Monger, I did not know about the 10-14th loop. Thanks again bro.
Be safe and happy hunting
Romeo
Kimmosabbi
12-15-03, 18:02
I took off work early on friday (for my birthday present to myself) in hopes of missing the lunch crowd at Downtown. I got there around 10:45am and succeded in getting the place pretty much to myself. Younger mamasan answered the door and escorted me to the room. I knew Suzi wasn't there so I asked for Kelly. I had a very good experience with her last time and from my experience repeat vists only get better. When I asked for her the mamasan tried to talk me out of it telling me she has some beautiful young new girls. I wouldn't budge and gave her the sad look and she was on her way to get Kelly. Kelly came in with a big smile and said she missed me and hoped I would come back to see her. Off to the shower we went. The shower was rushed but sufficient. Back in the room she proceeded to kiss all over my chest and work her way down to pay some special oral attention to the right places leading to a 10 min cbj (me standing her on her knees) that was very very enthusiastic and that coupled with her lightly scratching and playing with my balls with her fingernails, was in the top 3 bj's i've had covered or not. When she stopped she looked up at me and asked " what do you feed this thing?" I responded "pretty korean girls", she laughed and pushed me down on by back on the table. She continued with the cbj meanwhile swinging around for me to DATY,to which I abliged. Kelly has a very unique and tight little kitty again one of the best I've ever experienced, I think those of you that have had the pleasure of experiencing it would agree. After about 5 more minutes of this she said "I think he's ready to eat" and moved to the cowgirl position. Which she is very good at and rode me grinding down as hard as she could I thought she was going to break "it" a couple of times because she is super tight and not very deep. I was defineately in pleasure and pain at the same time. This went on for about 15 min. then she somehow moved and we were in mis. were it was my turn to go to work. Kelly says' "I want you fuck me hard" I threw her legs over my shoulders and pounded it for another 25-30 min. before I exploded with one of the best orgasms Ive ever had. At about that time mamsan beats on the door "times up" Kelly told me to lay on my back so she could clean me up. Then turned me over and said she wasn't done yet. She proceeded to tickle my back lightly with her fingernails while softly kissing my neck working her way down my back ending in some intense asian. She hopped off the table so I started to get up she pushed me back down and said "I not finished relax baby" I told her the mamasan had already knocked twice and she might get in trouble. She then advised me that she liked me and is "looking for boyfriend" and that she is leaving for vacation on sunday and may not be back (yeah, I know, that really sucks). I told her I am looking for an asian girlfriend and I wanted to see her again. She told me to give her my phone number and she would call me. I thought to myself ,yeah right, shes just trying to flatter me. She then proceeded to give me a nice massage for about 15 min and we discussed which one of us makes more money ( believe it or not she says she actually pays taxes, albeit only on a small portion of what she makes). But she asked for my number 3 more times , so I gave it to her. She called on monday and says she will try to get scheduled to come back in mid january but it's not up to her. Apparently they have a very organized scheduling system but she can put in a request. So keep asking for Kelly at downtown so they are foced to bring her back, for my sake! I'll keep you updated on her and Suzi who also is keeping in touch. Maybe I'll give Scorpio a run in the AMP player hall of fame (yeah right). Mimi is my next target, beware ;)
LoveLOS finally weighing in with a Asian-lovers roundtable report. Got a late start from work and having to drag Hondo's lazy ass with me. Got to Archies about an hour late, so if we missed you, as they say in SEA, "sosorry." Scrounged around the bar an quickly found Robux. Took a few more trips before I got Scorpio Rising's attention. I think his attention was riveted on the dancer, hmmm, log that - horny guy. We chatted for a while getting to know each other. Attentees noted in red.
Lacking a table, and three of us basically not in tune with looking but not touching establishments (I think Scorp could have stayed all night), we adjourned to Clicks. Upon arrival we got a table and drinks were ordered. Within moments, we were being accosted by "an American Hooker" as she called herself. I had to agree, she was fat, loud, and obnoxious and sitting in Hobux's lap. This woman was so interesting that Hondo introduced himself as me. At one point she mooned us and I had to look away. She finally gave us a break when none of us would even buy her a drink. Robux stated he had no funds for her drink, and when I found it was basically true, I decided to change his handle to Nobux. Scorp just did business and passed his name and number out like dollar bills at a strip club. Some good conversation, which inevitably led to our main reason for getting together, fucking Asian women...
They twisted my arm. I relented and went to Downtown with them, kicking and screaming all the way. On the way, Scorpion and I flipped for Kelli and he won. shit. We arrived and were greeted by young mamasan. All four of us were shown to my room and presented with a lineup of two. Having learned from prior experience mongering with me, Hondo made a lightening fast dash across the room and out the door to the side of a rather attractive woman whom we have all come to know as Jennifer, per his post. Assuming Scorp would go for Kelli, who was gainfully employed at that time, and that Nobux was just along to see the girls, I chose the equally attractive, but only woman left in the lineup. The Scorp and Nobux were removed from my room. Nobux then adjourned from the roundtable "and then there were three..."
Her name is Sun. Since Hondo was now in the shower, I chatted with Sun and received a decent back rub. She was new, just three days there. The shower was average and she actually continued to do stretch training with me after the shower. I decided to relax and go with the flow. Finally she finished and turned me over and asked the question. Now, please understand, I cannot remember the last time a trainer asked me "the question" at Downtown, nor the last time one had to leave the room to get supplies once the proper response was given... She had seen the mamasan give me a hug and kick the boys out of the room and even made the observation that I must be a regular. I mean, had she just been with NOVA GUY or something, what the fuck do you think I want? Fuck, I was in for a Globetrotter, or worse, experience... I relaxed and thought about making the best of this while she was gone and she came back and was an enjoyable partner and she is really quite attractive. But not worth boring Trashman for, and not up to Scorpion's porn tale...
I met Hondo and advised him I intended to go another round with a different girl, so he shugged his shoulders and told his girl he was ready for round two... and off he went. What a man, hard core monger. I hope Sun got the message of my expectations when I asked the mamasan to reserve Kelli for me, for fifteen minutes later... I went back to the car and hit my stash for a few more greenbacks and met Scorpion, with a smile on his face. Shit eating grin to be exact. Found out he had Mimi instead of Kelli. Shit, that means I could have had Kelli the first round, or Mimi, (who I thought was gone) and is another stunner as so well reported by the scorpion. Oh well. Invited him to go back for round two, but you know how those porn stars are, gotta rest between rounds; so he too adjourned. LOL... "and then there were two..."
Back up the stairway to heaven and I finally had Kelli in my arms again... Having heard I just finished a session, she was concerned she would be unable to bring little LoveLOS to attention, but those concerns were quickly dispelled in the shower. Back in the room I helped her disrobe as she swayed to the music and found her way to her knees. I received a wonderful bareback tongue lashing about the rack and sack. The raincoat appeared when she made the deep move and I had a long and strong CBJ experience, which brought me teetering on the edge of ecstasy. At this point, I placed her on her knees on the mat and returned the favor in the form of some serious reverse DATY. She bucked quite satisfyingly and turned with some more kissing and thanks. I advised her if she wanted more, I was willing, so she just laid back... After five or six rounds of body spasms, she informed me that I was going to kill her and she laid me back. More oral work followed and then she climbed onto little LoveLOS with that dripping wet kitten and squeezed... Lots of eye contact and lips contact, lots of tit nibbling and caressing went into the long session that finally made little LoveLOS barf. She appeared to be quite satisfied with the quantity of "cheese" that was delivered considering only about an hour had passed since the previous delivery... I love kissing and she told me the same, and I easily lost count, but the session definitely qualifies as GFE and goes into the top three or four AMP sessions for this humble hobbyist.
Met with the Hondo man, having previously lost our junior roundtable members: "and there were two tin soldiers ..." who had stayed the course and made their way back to the land of Lackosex to fight again another day.
I apologize if my feeble attempts at creative fiction and porn story writing. Had any of the events depicted here actually occurred, I could probably have done a better job with the story line, but as you have come to expect, none of this shit is true and any similarity to actual people or events is purely coincidental. LoveLOS ©2001 wsgforum.com; Robux ©2003 Sears Inc; Hobux © 2003 Robux, Nobux ©2003 LoveLOS; Scorpio & Scorpio Rising © 4023BC by some stargazer, Hondo Lane © 1932 Beaugueste Inc.
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Lovelos, i love the creative writting, i only wish i could have been in the story. Unfortinately I've been on lock down, the warden has kept me in solitary confinement so i havent come up with a plan for escape. Maybe next time i can be casted in your next multi-role story.
The new kid on the block,
rev333
Revrand,
I sure wish you well, house arrest is a hell of a place to have to spend the night alone. I guess we'll make up a new tale after the holidays, casting is still open.
Happy,
One of the hookas on K-L st after midnight fits that description. Damn fine body, if you can get her into a hotel for a few hours, you may have what you are looking for...
Randy Farang,
I have faith in you man, go find some ho's there in the sunny south and tear up the local board. There is nothing better than coming into a town, finding some good pootang when the locals says there is none, posting it on WSG. Then go home and watch that local board go crazy for two months. The locals get busy posting because an out-of-towner came in kicked ass and took names and basically made them look like shit.
Nobux,
What I find really amusing is that the hooker in the bar looked at me and pegged me for being a lowlife sleazball (correct) who would not pay over $60 (also correct in her case)... ROFLMAO!!! She missed it with you though! After reading some of your exploits, I imagine you were looking for F/S if you would have bought her that damn $6 drink... Your "I like it rough" comment seems to be an understatement... Fuck dude, you make me feel like a damn wimp going in for an hour of pampering from a beautiful woman when I could be bottom feeding with you hardmen.
OK now that I have sufficiently trashed your reputation on WSG, are you going to fucking POST your version of the roundtable? Otherwise, the readers will simply believe anything we write, ;) kinda like the damn news media, it's all lies, but we're the only ones telling them, so it must be true...
I forgot, apparently you told ole WES @ Clicks that we were being bad @ Downtown. Well the crazy shit opened the window while Scorp and I were talking on the street and yelled it out, gave us the thumbs up, asked if it was good, etc... Crazy bastard. Did you have any more fun with the lovelies in that bar? Let me guess, you did both of the fat-bottomed-girls for $20...
your lowlife sleezeball friend,
LL
Kimofuckinsabi,
Hell of a report on my current favorite subject, Kelli. Let's not only request the babe, let's start a fucking riot if they don't get that sweet thing back!!!
Is she gone now or will she be here until this coming Sunday? Please PM me if anybody knows!!!
LoveLOST again...
PS Mimi is my next target, beware ;)
edit: Kimo was kind enough to advise me she is gone. Everybody who has ever seen Kelli needs to call this week or next week and ask to see her.
LL
Sorry I missed the Round Table. I enjoyed your meeting minutes.
I see that you had the dubious pleasure of experiencing Sun. I did the other day as well. My first mediocre experience in Downtown. I went in and asked Mamasan for Cindy. (I have a thing for blonde asians) however I was told that Cindy had an "appointment" and that she would bring in a young nice girl. I decided to test my luck and behold - Sun. She's not so bad looking....prolly a 7 on my scale. A bit tall for me and her fake C's weren't flattering.
Lackluster TS with no attention paid anywhere. I was concerned. Massage was mediocre which lead to your typical finish. Well, my typical finish since I only like to receive oral service from em. Specially since your willy did some swimming in it. ewwwww.
Typical 160 spent on the session. I wasn't disapointed however, it wasn't anything worth writing home about. Any other blonde providers there with positive reviews?
Nova
nohayregreso
12-16-03, 22:00
Hello all, quick question. Can I get any pay-to-play action at any of the strip clubs? Can anyone recommend a club/girl?
Kimmosabbi
12-17-03, 18:12
LL, It seems her and the new Mamasan weren't getting along and like I stated in my post she tried to talk me out of getting Kelli. The mamasan knocked on the door "times up" several times only to get the "your number one sign from Kelli. She didn't even let Kelli walk me to the door for the usual goodbye kiss. As soon as I walked out the door she escorted me to the door,leaving Kelli with a pissed off look on her face. She is the younger 40ish mamasan. So give her a hard time. She has also been rushing the services every time knocking on the door early , the other mamasans didn't do that. I'm tempted to go elsewhere until Kelli returns. I'll call every day this week, they hate it when you call for an appt. and won't accept a substitute when the provider you ask for is gone.
Can I find a lady like this anywhere in the DC area, not really interested in BSW?
December 17, 2003 Washington, DC. SEA Roundtable Report
After much provocation combined with ample doses of admiration and disrespect, your humble lowlife, sleazeball, ho-hopping reporter respectfully submits this report of the events of the evening of December 9, 2003.
Arrived at Archie's 25 minutes late in a panic even after lucking out with an A-1 parking spot right in front. I walked up and down the room repeatedly, not looking at the lovelies on stage, and only at the patrons. Probably freaked out a few of them who thought I might be a private dick working for one of their wives. No LL. Doorman had no knowledge of secret password ("The birds, they fly south in the winter."). Fuck!!! So, I sat at the bar and tried to act inconspicuous. The bar tender finally found me and I had to buy something or else I'd be ejected, and it was too damn cold to wait on the sidewalk. $7.95 for a bottle of water gentlemen, plus a $2.00 tip. Even if it comes tarted up in cobalt blue glass, it's still just fucking water. I tried to negotiate with her, that I'd just sit and tip her instead of drinking, but that one didn't fly. I waited and enjoyed the scorchingly hot lithe and lovely lady on the center stage Finally, I spied LL harumphing up and down the narrow aisle, shouldering aside any and all that impeded his progress like a linebacker marching through foam. At last! LL introduced me to Hondo and we tried to read each other's lips as we stood next to the blaring juke box. Scorpio had been waiting at the other end of the bar and presumably drooling into his drink. Archie's is a great place to drool gents, but don't touch! What the fuck's the point in that? Just a place for wannabe badboys. At last, we were four.
The short walk to Clicks in relative quite allowed us an opportunity to chat about our exploits a bit. Hondo regaled me with his innocent tales of overpaying for SW's while I kept my own council. LL & Scorp recounted their Thai tastes and visits, and gave me pointers on my planed trip to the region.
The events at Clicks deserve some elaboration. The self-proclaimed "American Wh#re" what warmed my hands and lap is probably in her late 30's and has more miles on her than your average over the road tractor trailer rig. She plopped down on me after deciding my hands were cold and that I should warm them an her arse, as Hondo reported. Wide ass, short skirt, loud mouth (which she claimed would give the best bj we'd ever had). While older providers often bring years of experience in their craft, this one seemed to be more of the "hurry up and cum or pay me more money" variety. One of the other patrons of Clicks asked her if she was the lot lizard he'd seen at the truck stop in Jessup. She did the kind of double-take that can only indicate surprise at being found out. Fellows, she is that type, jagged around the edges, herpes sores on her face, sandpaper in her pussy. Claimed to be down from NJ visiting her friend, a younger clone of her, who was entertaining another gent at the bar. She bent over and mooned her pussy at us by raising her skirt and giving us a peak through her panty hose. Hose on hos. Didn't take a closer look, but she seems like the type that tears a hole in the front for easy access when she's working. As Scorpio might exclaim, she was real horror show.
But the question on all of your lips must be, "But would you fucker her Robux?" Definitely, if only to shut her up for a while by putting my dick in her mouth, and to verify her claims to being fabulous at it. But not for the $60 she started negotiating for. LL had it about right, beginning with the price of her $6 drink. I'd have given her $20 up front and boxed her in for the rest as a tip if her service was as good as she claimed. I'd have gone $30 tops and fucked her friend, too, for another $30, but I'm afraid they'd have creased my car's sheet metal and damaged my suspension when I fucked them across the hood since neither of them would have fit in the back seat. Hell, it's my MongerMobile(TM), so I don't really care about that. Still, I'm sure I've had better for less. But alas, on this particular evening I was, as LL called me, Nobux. Boo hoo hoo.
When it came time to leave Clicks I thought it would be my time to depart, but the gang convinced me to come up and see the line up, and I'm very glad I did. The events occurred much as you have read them as posted by Scorp, Hondo and LL. While waiting for the last line up with Scorp after LL got underway with his lady, I spied Mimi. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! She was giggly in the lineup as she stood next to Kelli and my jaw must have bounced off the floor three or 4 times. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! (this bears repeating) Gents, I will definitely save up my loose change and sell those empty beer cans to the recycler so I have enough cash to sample that lovely!
Now, LL, "I do like it rough", and you are a "wimp" for pampering yourself every time you get a case of yellow fever, but that's beside the point. To clarify Hondo's presumption of my cost/value breakdown, let's do the math. With FS from my average date ranging from $30 to $40 for a 5 to 8 (real world) compared to what you spend ($150) to get laid once by a 10 (if you're lucky) at an AMP, please refer to the following chart:
#of Dates____Unit Price____Ext. Price____Unit Quality____Ext. Quality
____1________$150________$150_________10____________10
____5__________30_________150__________5____________25
____4__________40_________160__________7____________28
Without even taking into account any other benefits, this chart makes it plain that I come out with considerably more quality in aggregate for my money, even if individual providers are not stellar performers. Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? Even if I had the money I'd still be a bottom feeder. I just like it rough! "Attention K-Mart shoppers!!!"
Upon leaving Downtown, I did stop back at Clicks to take a leak. No, I didn't tell WES where you guys had gone, even though he tried repeatedly. I told them you hadn't given me permission to disclose that information. Seems he had an idea anyway.
The evenings awards go as follows: The "Big Balls" trophy definitely goes to LL for taking his warden on a mongering trip to the Land of Smiles. Attaboy!!!! Scorp gets the "Soooper Stud" trophy for his off-site mongering with multiple AMP girls from the same AMP. Honda's reputation for long-running performance earns him the JD Powers Award for Reliability for going two full rounds after midnight with Jennifer. These guys are hard core, and I am humbled and honored to call them brothers in mongering.
Robux
Damn sawbux,
I write this with tears in my eyes - from laughing my ass off. Excellent prose and the wit is worthy of the best of reports.
Highly interesting cost value analysis. Proves numbers can prove damn near anything... Still, let me plug in the numbers:
#of Dates____Unit Price____Ext. Price____Unit Quality____Ext. Quality
____6________$25________$150_________10____________60 :D
Just as I thought, Thailand has the USA beat when you consider either your system or Hondo's...
LoveLOS
PS: Despite the numbers, Mimi is my next target, beware ;)
PISS: Happie, read back about three weeks and you will see a report by Hondo Lane about a Blk Girl that meets that criteria. He provides a website. Another is Nikki Tender www.nikkitender.com
PSSS: While looking up the website for Mr Smiles, I note that a girl named Kelly @ Olympic that got a great review, and a note that there are two other hotties seen on premisis. Maybe a new Kelly is my next targert ;)
SHit; two targets, too few nights... anybody want to hang with ole LL on a two-spa trip that is sure to rock your pathetic little world... :D Thats what PMs are for, but beware Robux will add you to his wimp list for pampering yourself! -LL
Nogreyhairexpresso,
The DC strip scene is all look and no touch, which, IMHO, makes the action a touch hard to negotiate. Of course, anybody is better than me in this department since I don't have the patience to put up with the all-tease/no-please shit that is the specialty of stripper girls.
If you plug in the numbers into anybody's cost value analysis, it comes up pretty shitty:
#of Dates____Unit Price____Ext. Price____Unit Quality____Ext. Quality
____.10________$150________$150_________10____________1*
*Based on getting lucky 1 out of 5 times that you spend $300 at a strip club...
Have fun and good fucking luck,
LoveLOS
Mongers,
Recently visited Downtown, where I had a satisfactory experience with "Jacki". Upon entrance, I was escorted to the small industrial waiting room, while waiting for a room to be readied. Only a few minutes lapsed before I was greeted by Jacki. While she was attractive, about 5'6'' with an enhanced top, there was not that connection that I was hoping for. Started with the usual shower with appropriate attention paid to the right places. This was followed by a quick visit to the dry sauna. All the while, questions of my prior visit, who I was with etc., clearly to establish my privious history. This was followed by a rather long massage, which I had to interrupt with signs that other activities would be appreciated. Once understood, things proceeded nicely, with all bases being covered. I never felt that "click", in fact ended by hand, which was a first, but YRMV.
All in all, an ok experience, but would not repeat with this one.
NoHair,
You're better off driving 45 minutes or so to Baltimore's Block where you can easily get any and all action you want either in the clubs or outside them.
When I was a young man and the DC strip clubs were all along 14th street it was the same in DC but those days are long gone.
If you are a high roller and want to spend the time and money, you can "date" some of the DC girls but not many and you're gonna pay through the ass. Better off simply going the escort route in DC which is excellent
Scorpio Rising
12-20-03, 14:16
Ho Ho Ho,
This humble narator has been busy this past week hooking up with one of the local strippers [off her work premise] for a change of scenary [uhh...actually more like a change of flavor in the punnie tang] from the usual DC's Korean poons to our red blood American white stripper. Note to LL: White meats can be delicious as well if they are fresh, sizzling, and less than 25 yo. I guess I sometimes have that 'Creamy Withdrawl Syndrome' similar to your 'Yellow Fever', huh? Like I have mentioned sometimes ago, I monger to help reduce the 'racial gap' among all the hot looking snatches, and I don't mind suffering for my art. Too bad about that little Kelli at Downtown being on her 'vacation', huh? I need to be tied up and skinned alive [roll around in salt] for not serving her my exclusive recipe of Scorpio's 'LoveCheese', huh? BTW, 'Shit Eating Grin to be exact' is correct sir. Heck, I was eating that little Mimi's chocolate starfish for a good while, I apologize for my face looking like a 'Glazed Donut' when you saw me walking down the road after my wall-to-wall session with her. Yo, I might be down for a dose of stranger's poon next week [if I can get away from my woman at home]. I will PM you later.
Kimmosab:
No need to compete my monger brotha! There are plenty of young and gullible foreign ladies to hustle from around here if you play your card right. The thing is to get them to pay for your time and companionship when they are off premises. It takes a real sleaze to be a sleaze hustling on these lovelies' vulnerabilities and insecurities. Fuck trying to be their 'sugar daddy' man. We already provide them with gratuities at their workshops, so when they are not working [ho-ing], they should spend some of their good benjamins for my time in return, right? But, yeah, digits are good to collect and give out for off premise nookies. Just don't be one of them 'sugar daddies' though, unless you like to empty out your wallet to show off to these girls [but then that's your choice].
Robux:
Man, your report cracked me up. You are a true perv and I was glad to accept the brotherhood of mongering honor from you bro. Oh yeah, run and serve Mimi at Downtown this month [she told me she will probably take her vacation in January] and give her rough spanking [or she would do it to her own ass if you neglect to give her some, dig?]. Don't forget to do a 'reverse cowgirl' in front of the mirror either. I sure did and it was a nice porno style view [make sure you pay attention to her facial expression while she is getting porked because it is priceless like a MasterCard TV ad]. BTW, you, LL, and Hondo should go check out either Dupont [aka Supra] or CPHC also. These two fine dining establishments have several tasty Korean dishes that true AMP fiends like you mongers must try. I surely did and they have been good hunting ground for the so-called 'young & gullible' lovelies, if you will.
Still Kickin' It,
Scorpio Rising
I come to DC on business and just read a number of reports on the Downtown Spa. Could someone give me an address and tell me where it is? Which AMP's are the best there? And what to expect to pay? And if there are other places I should consider? I will be in DC in January. Thanks
Mighty Spearsman
12-22-03, 13:06
Dear Fore10 - directions to Downtown Spa plus some comments:
1) I posted detailed directions to Downtown Spa back on Nov. 22, 2002. Since it's now been over a year since that post and since their location is a little tricky, I think it's time to repost them:
Directions: the Downtown Spa is located on the 4th floor of an old building at 1018 Vermont Ave, N.W. Washington, DC, 20005-4973, between K and L, and between 14th and 15th Streets, on the west side of Vermont.
I noticed that a couple of WSG posters had complained about not being able to find the place. One reason why is that there is no sign anywhere for this place. Again, this AMP is located on the 4th floor of an old 4-story building crammed between two taller new office buildings. On the ground floor there is nothing except "1018" on the glass front door and some partially scaped-off gold leaf lettering for an "herb n spice" restaurant that is now closed. There is also a neon sign hanging inside the window to the left of the front door, but the front of the sign is missing and there's no writing on the sign to read. The ground floor lobby inside is also empty, except for a small mailbox that says "4th Floor" - that's the mailbox for the Downtown AMP.
Walking up the stairs is a surreal experience, as you feel as if you're in an abandoned building. There is nothing on the second floor landing except a boarded-up door. On the 3rd floor landing is the door to the herb n spice restaurant, but it is also padlocked and boarded-up. Finally you walk up the stairs to the 4th floor, where you find a wooden door with lots of little credit card stickers on it and a peephole, but no sign, nothing to indicate where you are. Ring the doorbell, and they'll let you in.
2) As you have probably noticed, there have been numerous reports here on WSG about Downtown Spa, which is one of the best AMPs in DC. The going rate is $60 house fee for an hour, plus $100 tip for a fun session with FS. I always pay for a full hour, not a half-hour.
Other spas with decent reports include CPHC, Olympic and 1818, among others. Your best bet is to consult the "DC AMP Summary" that senior WSG Member LoveLOS compiles every few months. There's lots of good info there. His last summary was posted on November 3rd, 2003 - you can find it around 11 pages back of this post.
3) Try this website for lots of good info on visiting an AMP: http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html
4) My personal advice:
a) always pay for an hour, NOT the 30 minute option. No point in having things rushed, also many spas won't include a table shower in the 30-minute option. Most spas charge $40 for 30 minutes and $60 for an hour, so the cost difference is not much.
b) always strip down as quickly as possible to totally nude, even if the mamasan hasn't left the room yet after taking the house fee from you. That way they'll know that you're not a cop (I've been told this more than once from both employees and owners of both MPs and AMPs).
c) treat the girl like a girl friend and not a piece of meat. I usually give a hug and kisses on the cheek as soon as I can, also give her a quick shoulder massage while she's standing there, sometimes a quick foot massage.
d) if you know that the place is a full service place (like Downtown), then a good time to leave the tip is right after the table shower, once you've come back to the room but before anything has started. That way the girl knows that you're serious.
e) Don't be cheap and try to nickle 'n dime the girl with your tip. For most AMPs (including Downtown) the expected tip for FS is $100.
f) most places will ask you if you've been there before. I always lie and say yes, unless the place has just opened recently. I usually read WSG ahead of time to research the name of a girl who received good reviews but is not longer there, then I quote that's girl's name by saying "Yes, last time I was with Coco, she was very nice"
g) last and most important, always read WSG ahead of time to acquaint yourself with the place you intend to patronize. That way, you'll not only learn some of the girls' names, but you'll get a good idea of what services are available, and whether the place is HJ-only or FS. Downtown Spa is definitely full service, and the roster of girls seems to change almost weekly there.
Hope that this helps.
Now, the old saying is that nothing is free, that there's no free lunch. As payment for these directions, I request that you post a full detailed report on your AMP session. Don't just say "Had a great time with Jennifer" or "Loved Coco's tits" - I want all the details. Thanks!
Real good post MightyMan. Any newbies can definitely benefit by reading AND adhering to his advice
Mighty,
I second the trash on your excellent synopses of how the muscular training establishments in DC operate. Also congrads on your 300th post. Unfortunately I must direct your attention to the last post I made...
http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=153013&highlight=2029#post153013
I guess that makes you 75% loser! ;)
Happy hoidays everyone.
LoveLOS
I was at Tyson's Corner last week and I saw Maya from Downtown shopping in the Mall. She had the short mamasan and her son with her. She saw me and kind of went another way. I think she had her boyfriend with her also. I knew it was her as she was wearing that necklace she always has on. She looked good with very little make up on. She has told me she had a son and lived in Annandale, VA I guess not a lie. Too bad Coco is not around I miss her. She gave the best asian I have ever had. I heard she was in Hawaii from Bebe. Who knows.
Good hunting.
Greetings, Mongers!
One feels a bit redundant saying anything about Downtown, but I can report that a visit last month to Suzi was great, as usual (I am not from DC, alas). She is always warm and sexy and never seems distracted.
Any recent visits to Supra? Or any other places in the Dupont Circle area? This is convenient for quickies for me. Please advise!
Happy hunting.
Thanks for description on how to get to Downtown Spearsman. I tried to find the place a few months back, but it was too difficult so I bailed for another place. Hopefully on my next campaign I will be able to locate it with your directions as I have been dying to get in a session there. I owe you a report when I do.
Report on the New World Spa (NWS) in NW DC. It’s located on the corner of 11th and F Street right next to the Popeye’s. The entrance to the spa is on 11th street and is located on the 3rd floor. Just ring the buzzer that reads New World Spa to be buzzed in through the locked door (during off peak hours, I have seen a doorman once who let me in). The door to the stairs will be on your right. Be warned, the smell in the stairwell isn’t the nicest.
I had Happy on my last visit to the NWS. She had a cute but plane face. She was not wearing too much makeup. Her body was average, she was slender with nice small breast probably b cups. She had a good attitude and was looking to please. Her English could have been a little better, but we were still able to communicate. This was my 1st time with her. The TS was nice, she spent a fair amount of time washing my bottom, bean bag, and the guest of honor (which was at full attention during most of the shower). She gave me a little massage with her hands as she soaped the rest of my body.
Back to the room, she gave an adequate massage with some teasing. She had this little dress on and would grind her crotch on my back and legs. She also gave a little reach around massaging my boys while lying on my stomach. While doing this she whispered in my ear what else I would like. I told her I was looking for a little boom boom, and proceeded to care of the financials. She started off by rubbing her boobs all over my back and legs, which lead to Asian, to cbj with lots of ball licking, and the rest of the classic AMP positions. This was one of my better sessions here and I recommend her as she aims to please. She is not a knock out, but more of a sweet girl, which I prefer. She looks like she is in her mid to late 20s and claimed to be 25.
A few tips on the NWS:
1. The mamasan’s name is Connie (or atleast that’s how I pronounce it). She is a very nice lady.
2. Connie will try to put you in the 1st room to the right if not occupied. I hate this room because it has a small bed that’s like 3 and a half feet of the ground. Dingman’s fat ass needs a bigger bed than this for kama gymnastics. Ask her for the room that has a bigger bed, which will be located on the left side of the hallway. It will have a small bed (for the massage) and a mattress on the ground (for boom boom).
3. If you need a previous girl to prove that this isn’t your virgin visit, tell Connie that you last saw Coco in early December (that’s the last time I saw her. Connie told me that Coco has just recently gone to Korea for 2 months).
Thanks again Spearsman. It might take me a few weeks to hit up Downtown, but a review will be posted.
Love,
Remember, it's quality, not quantity that really counts in life.
Tried CPHC for the first time. Best AMP experience I've had in a long time. Had Maria(?), on the slim side of chubby, but wonderful, long hand wash (almost to popping point). No massage to speak of, but a direct and extended visit to the pacific rim (as it were) so I wasn't complaining. Great long BJ too (usually quick and purely perfunctory at other establishments) befor covering up and doin the doggie. Very clean environment. At a total of a buck-forty, I'll be back.
Cruis
Quote from the Trashman:
Remember, it's quality, not quantity that really counts in life.Trash,
What can I say, I give all I have, and that can be some lowlife shit... I guess I'll have to continue posting my worthless drivel, for that's my lot in life. However, you need to get that point across to ROBUX! I assume you have studied his cost analysis equations -LOL
Speaking of worthless drivel dept:
Dingbat,
That was one hell of an excellent first post. Good description of the fictictious events that you made up for our entertainment, it was almost as if stuff like that really happens. If it did, the establishment you wrote about should soon be overrun with WSG readers.
Cruiser,
You can now apply for a handle change to AMPCruiser -LOL
Happy Holidays to all.
LoveLOS
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