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I thought this could be a pretty fun thread.
Findom is the most ridiculous thing ever. Are there really people out there who think giving hookers money to be bitches to them online or over the phone is hot? I increasingly see hookers posting for findom stuff.
My other favorite thing is when a hooker tells me variations of "most guys will pay me *big amount*, but since you were nice and let me screen I'll do it for *slightly less amount*. LMFAO!
I thought this could be a pretty fun thread.
Findom is the most ridiculous thing ever. Are there really people out there who think giving hookers money to be bitches to them online or over the phone is hot? I increasingly see hookers posting for findom stuff.
My other favorite thing is when a hooker tells me variations of "most guys will pay me *big amount*, but since you were nice and let me screen I'll do it for *slightly less amount*. LMFAO!I have never done this before with anyone else! Or I will BBFS you, but nobody else. It's our bond. LOL.
Basically anything a working girl tells you is bullshit. I'm clean, get tested every month, don't use drugs, using $$ for college, children etc. Only a fool would put any stock into what any of them say.
Basically anything a working girl tells you is bullshit. I'm clean, get tested every month, don't use drugs, using $$ for college, children etc. Only a fool would put any stock into what any of them say.You're crushing dreams on here. As a general rule, if a civilian has never said it to you when a working girls says it it's not you it's the $$.
Basically anything a working girl tells you is bullshit. I'm clean, get tested every month, don't use drugs, using $$ for college, children etc. Only a fool would put any stock into what any of them say.Usually true. But what if you meet one of her kids? Ha!
Basically anything a working girl tells you is bullshit. I'm clean, get tested every month, don't use drugs, using $$ for college, children etc. Only a fool would put any stock into what any of them say.If you give me an advance, I promise I'll make good on it and more then make it up to you!! Or I wasn't screwing some other monger when I ghosted you. I had car trouble or my period just came. Or my babysitter didn't come through.
Girl told me this last night. She left her phone on the bed, open, text app open, and I saw a dozen messages just from today all having SA type wording in the previews. I didn't open and read them, NOMB and we aren't exclusive, just funny none the less.
Another girl I've been seeing regularly for several months said the same. She blocked me on sa but I figured out how to still see her profile and she's online almost daily.
Traded messages with a girl who said she's never met anyone from SA before. I fucked her a year ago from SA, she obviously didn't realize it was me (I have different pictures up now than before).
It's all part of the game, yet funny none the less.
Two different girls with track marks and a band aid covering a sore injection point told me this. I got the hell out of there both times.
I was seeing a hoe on a regular basis and she told me we were like boyfriend and girlfriend. WTF?? Uhm, NO! I've had several girlfriends; not once did I give her money after sex. And if I had, that would have been the last time we had sex!! LMAO.
"The guy I'm seeing after you wants me to shit on him. That's so weird, right? Kim, (thick, not good looking but nice and willing) right before we did BB backdoor with no pulling out. Not the kind of thing I wanted to hear, but I was rock hard and I hadn't busted in over a week. Even worse, I put a huge load deep in there and I don't remember her pushing it out. So I'm assuming the next guy got more than just shit on him. This happened several years ago.
"Put that seed in me baby. "-20 year old girl I met on SA last year. Scared me, but also made me nut like nothing before or since. No, I did not pull out. Saw her 5 or 6 times. Switched to feet / HJ / BJ releases after a pregnancy false alarm.
Then there's Jenny. She used to post on CL and BP too, I think. Early-mid thirties MILF. Husband and daughter were always sick, needed help. I fucked up and sent her 2 Jacksons for "gas money" so she could come to me. She never showed. What followed was weeks of her pretending to be her sister and lying about needing bail money, pretending to need money for medicine, pretending to be her room mate, etc. She ripped off others as well. Another monger PM'd me a while back to say she was back from the woodwork and showed up at his place asking for more. If she had just been good and served this community, she would have money. With how pretty she was and what she was willing to do, she'd be in a good place. But she had to ruin it.
I could fill this column up everyday! My favs from SA are the ones who need " gas money " to come meet you. WTF? Can I pay for your insurance or new tires also? A couple of months ago, I reached an arrangement with one who lived two counties away. An overnighter for $300. Sounds good, correct? The day before we're meeting, she asks me for gas money to reach me. $150 out of the $300! Yeah, I'll throw an oil change and tune-up in there too!! LMFAO.
Someone posted this on Arrangement reports but I think this thread is better fit.
Looks like the women over on reddit are mad one of you posted the link to their *public" forum LOL.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkersOnly/comments/9yo3nl/usasexguide_users_know_about_this_thread_now/
We're narcissistic assholes for reading a public forum. But they obv read THIS forum and that's ok. Got to love the hypocrisy.
Someone posted this on Arrangement reports but I think this thread is better fit.
Looks like the women over on reddit are mad one of you posted the link to their *public" forum LOL.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkersOnly/comments/9yo3nl/usasexguide_users_know_about_this_thread_now/
We're narcissistic assholes for reading a public forum. But they obv read THIS forum and that's ok. Got to love the hypocrisy.If you read farther down in her rant, complains all we do on this forum is talk shit about them. Yet if you read any of their delusional posts, they're chalk-filled with bashing men at every opportunity. It's damn good reading all their whining and bitching about everything. And most of them believe that they should be paid $300 and up. LMAO.
Is when you see an ad with very few details with no mention of money. And at the end it reads "DO NOT ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT PRICE OR SERVICES OVER THE PHONE OR IN PERSON!
So what are we supposed to do? Read minds? LOL.
This is a variation of the " advance me money scam " . I've had a few STG gals use this line and a couple from SA. Uhm, Hell to the no since you just proved to me that you aren't real by asking for money before we meet.
This is a variation of the " advance me money scam " . I've had a few STG gals use this line and a couple from SA. Uhm, Hell to the no since you just proved to me that you aren't real by asking for money before we meet.I'm amazed by how many pull that old trick. People must still be falling for it. Still, I can't say that if I could get a bunch of dumb marks to Venmo me money for absolutely nothing I wouldn't do the same. Still waiting for that million bucks from the Nigerian prince. Don't be marks, guys!
Someone posted this on Arrangement reports but I think this thread is better fit.
Looks like the women over on reddit are mad one of you posted the link to their *public" forum LOL.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkersOnly/comments/9yo3nl/usasexguide_users_know_about_this_thread_now/
We're narcissistic assholes for reading a public forum. But they obv read THIS forum and that's ok. Got to love the hypocrisy.Thanks for sharing the link. I spent sometime just reading through some posts and comments on them and I would say I'm blown away. I'm not sure how much of this is true vs some girls just trying to be creative. I didn't save links but some stuff that I find truly shocking is as follows.
1. A post and then comments claiming some ladies who work in Millionaire / Billionaire client club make some $40-$50 K a month. If that's true just wow!
2. I didn't know there was so much money these ladies make by camming and snap chatting. I'm wondering if there is so much money in camming and snap chatting why would they even be SW. I mean why actually do sex when you can just fake it and make money.
3. Some girl claiming she did sugaring for $15 K a month.
4. Some posts where girls claiming they are doing PhD / some school and making money on side as they love sex. Kind of stories every girl tells you in a strip club. Every girl in a strip club is an "intellectual" just doing stuff to pay off student loans.
Whoever is making that much money can never leave it. Its the easiest money they can ever make. Not sure how then some of these go broke.
I don't know how much of this stuff is true vs fiction vs delusion. But looking the numbers they are making I feel sorry for my limited earning potential. LMAO.
What do you guys think?
User, out the door 2 minutes after concluding our business. I have to go see my "baby daddy". Sure!
User, out the door 2 minutes after concluding our business. I have to go see my "baby daddy". Sure!Baby daddy is most likely her pimp / drug dealer.
MikeJones333
12-03-18, 11:34
Baby daddy is most likely her pimp / drug dealer.+1. 100% accurate. Had this happen once to me LOL.
MikeJones333
12-03-18, 11:52
Baby daddy is most likely her pimp / drug dealer.+1. 100% accurate. Had this happen once to me LOL.
"Whoever is making that much money can never leave it. Its the easiest money they can ever make. Not sure how then some of these go broke. ".
How do they go broke? Very easy, they shoot it into their arms, inject it in their rectum or snort it up their nose. I became very close friends with one such girl from another state who was in the business for a good 5/6 years and told me she was pulling down $150 K - $200 K per year; and I don't doubt it as she was extremely popular. However, at various points was using $400 per day! She now has nothing to show for it, and to your point, being very easy money, she has no skills to do anything else that would come close to that kind of money. She can barely pay $960 in rent these days. Sad.
Whiskey Priest
03-07-19, 11:38
Imagine hitting a joint laced with DMT, coke, and PCP just as the acid and ecstasy are peaking.
I think that's how a $110,000 nut sack licking would feel.
https://www.escortmeetings.com/escort/TinkaBell-12195
Call Me Slappy
03-10-19, 22:37
"I got psoriasis on my butt. You might not want to touch it. ".
Had I not heard it with my own 2 ears, I would have called bullshit.
This may surprise you, but that kinda killed the session after hearing that.
Bitching endlessly about hobbyists who question their prices. Then they go on the escort forums and complain endlessly about how unfair and bullshit it is every time Eros or Slixa or whoever raises their prices.
Hookers who meet people on regular dating sites and then get mad because the guy is confused or annoyed when they demand payment. Men don't go on Tinder looking for sex workers!
EarTak1990
03-30-19, 13:06
Hookers who meet people on regular dating sites and then get mad because the guy is confused or annoyed when they demand payment. Men don't go on Tinder looking for sex workers!Oh god I hate this. I just saw this thread on the sexworkers subreddit the other day and started raging: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/comments/b5bnrx/anyone_having_any_luck_with_tinder/.
EarTak1990
03-30-19, 13:12
Finding baggage-free providers is rare but some providers are too damn comfortable bringing up that baggage. I'm here to fuck and for a girlfriend experience, why the hell would I want to hear about your kids and your baby daddy
Cruising Y
03-30-19, 14:02
Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.
I tried to see this one worker I've seen a couple times the other day.
Her initial response "Can you give me about hour I'm wit my therapists can we meet after that babe?
My response "I've got to pick up my son and won't be able to then. I'll catch you another time".
Her responses 1 minute later "Come now she's just going to go ahead and go we're going to meet next week", "Can you come", Called my phone, "I'm ready if you can come" all in rapid succession.
Me "Finishing up a work meeting".
Her "Okay you want to come after that I don't have anything planned".
I was impressed her therapist comes to see her and not the other way around. LMAO. I had to give her credit for originality.
Publicly, especially on escort boards: "I would never do anything uncovered ever, and BBFS is so gross and dangerous!! Who does that? I hate DATY and I make my clients wear a condom for everything, including BJ every time".
Privately: Sucks your dick bare right out of the gate, lets you do down on her like it's nothing and seems to enjoy it (maybe acting, who knows), then climbs on top and immediately puts your dick in her pussy without a condom on. This has happened to me enough times that it's hilarious, especially when they're back on the ho boards next day saying the same stuff LOL.
"There's no such thing as can't afford you, if he wants to see you he will see you and money won't matter".
This is the most out of touch with reality thing I've ever heard. If it was that easy I would be fucking a hooker every night of my life. I'll bet any amount of money this girl makes 80 k a year fucking old fat dudes and spends every cent of it on drugs, clothes, eating out and other "lifestyle" bullshit.
Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.I think I contacted the same person twice that had the same MO and got a similar sob stories. The 1st time her house got robbed and 2nd time she got robbed at gun point right after she cashed her check.
George Stark
10-26-19, 14:24
Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.
"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".
(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).
" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".
(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
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"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".
(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).
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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".
(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).
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These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.
Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.
StanleyStankas
10-26-19, 16:34
Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.
"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".
(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).
" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".
(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
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"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".
(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).
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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".
(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).
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These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.
Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.I don't think any mensa meetings will be forming around her as well! Course I know one who says in her eros ad that she "studied at an all girls school in switzerland" where only 3% of applicants "are accepted". Of course back when eccie was up and functional I chatted with a few mongers about her and said and I quote "in reality she got her education from the mattresses and streets of new orleans". Hey look as johnny lennon sang out "whatever gets you thru the night" peace out stosh!
Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.
"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".
(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).
" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".
(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
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"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".
(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).
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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".
(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).
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These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.
Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.Do you have a link to this" rocket scientist " who is not a hooker but has picked-up the hobby of sucking dick and making cum disappear? All the while accepting tips for her performances. Like a street musician. Only her specialty is the skin flute!! LMFAO.
Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.Clear Your Inbox, I tried sending you a PM.
Thanks.
- Bill.
Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this.
LoveSmallPerky
11-03-19, 06:59
Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this.My thinking is that with the younger generation always being on the phones and her having made plans to meet, she would / should have known where her phone was. Yes, it is a bit of a stretch for a plausible excuse, BUT.
Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this."My son was having seizures at the exact moment you were across the street" LOL Man fuck these hoes don't give it any believability.
Hobbyist256
12-30-19, 14:25
I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/41908376/
ReadyForRub
12-30-19, 15:55
I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/41908376/She might have beeN considering donating to you! LOL.
I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/41908376/Those are rates the girls on reddit sex workers try to charge. Everything bad those harpies said about you guys over here turns on to be drama over blown (pun intended).
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