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Searched but didn't have a name for her. Anyone try her? Rate is 1. 5 hr, so seems steep.
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/sensual-services/38031619She used to be in Prospect Hts. I was going to go see her but I drove by the motel she was working out of.
And it looked condemned. Scared me off. I guess she's moved over to Des Plaines. I don't know her name.
But here is her website. Mssensual4 life. escortbook.com.
Wirelessone
03-16-21, 22:32
Just saw Kelly for the second time last week. I thought the massage part was fairly impersonal compared to some others, but she had some great skills for the last part, though she was standing in a position that made touching more difficult than I would've liked.I saw her today and that's an excellent way to describe her, impersonal on the massage but excellent at the last part and she will stand in a way that minimizes touching but I'm not complaining at all.
I think a better way to describe her chesticles are they are large for her size but are far from being called swangas.
There's no street parking out front or for a few blocks between 7 am till 4 pm till Tuesday the 23rd. Don't park because you see cars on the street the parking maid was having a field day today. I spent $10 and parked at 1212 S. Michigan apartment building, good for 4 hours.
I have a feeling that given what happened in Atlanta yesterday, our local AMPs are going to be operating very cautiously the next few days and weeks. I'm guessing there will be a papasan at many locations to make sure nothing similar happens here.
Please, fellas, let's treat these AMP ladies with respect. They deserve it.
She used to be in Prospect Hts. I was going to go see her but I drove by the motel she was working out of.
And it looked condemned. Scared me off. I guess she's moved over to Des Plaines. I don't know her name.
But here is her website. Mssensual4 life. escortbook.com.Sorry guys but you have to " type in " in the website manually.
NiceChicaGaGuy
03-17-21, 16:53
I have a feeling that given what happened in Atlanta yesterday, our local AMPs are going to be operating very cautiously the next few days and weeks. I'm guessing there will be a papasan at many locations to make sure nothing similar happens here.
Please, fellas, let's treat these AMP ladies with respect. They deserve it.I know. Either the guy was a hardcore anti-Asian racist or a religious guy thinking he was the Sword of God. Either way, there could be others out there, so be careful. And, as stated above, respectful.
DrPepper2976
03-17-21, 17:05
I have a feeling that given what happened in Atlanta yesterday, our local AMPs are going to be operating very cautiously the next few days and weeks. I'm guessing there will be a papasan at many locations to make sure nothing similar happens here.
Please, fellas, let's treat these AMP ladies with respect. They deserve it.We also have to be careful of ourselves, this article says he did it because he became an addict, very slippery slope (no pun intended).
https://news.google.com/articles/CBMieGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmFqYy5jb20vbmV3cy9leGNsdXNpdmUtc3BhLXNob290aW5nLXN1c3BlY3QtYm91Z2h0LWd1bi1ob3Vycy1iZWZvcmUtZGVhZGx5LXNwcmVlL0ZFVVJXVllCRUZCTUpQN0dMT1E2QVFKMjdBL9IBhwFodHRwczovL3d3dy5hamMuY29tL25ld3MvZXhjbHVzaXZlLXNwYS1zaG9vdGluZy1zdXNwZWN0LWJvdWdodC1ndW4taG91cnMtYmVmb3JlLWRlYWRseS1zcHJlZS9GRVVSV1ZZQkVGQk1KUDdHTE9RNkFRSjI3QS8_b3V0cHV0VHlwZT1hbXA?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
PunkAsFuck
03-17-21, 20:56
We also have to be careful of ourselves, this article says he did it because he became an addict, very slippery slope (no pun intended).
https://news.google.com/articles/CBMieGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmFqYy5jb20vbmV3cy9leGNsdXNpdmUtc3BhLXNob290aW5nLXN1c3BlY3QtYm91Z2h0LWd1bi1ob3Vycy1iZWZvcmUtZGVhZGx5LXNwcmVlL0ZFVVJXVllCRUZCTUpQN0dMT1E2QVFKMjdBL9IBhwFodHRwczovL3d3dy5hamMuY29tL25ld3MvZXhjbHVzaXZlLXNwYS1zaG9vdGluZy1zdXNwZWN0LWJvdWdodC1ndW4taG91cnMtYmVmb3JlLWRlYWRseS1zcHJlZS9GRVVSV1ZZQkVGQk1KUDdHTE9RNkFRSjI3QS8_b3V0cHV0VHlwZT1hbXA?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3AenHis social media profiles give the impression of a religious nut that felt guilt from his "sex addiction. " In reality, it's another example of a piece of shit that is ruining things for the rest of us. Us guys and the providers just want to operate in peace and this is the type of thing that ambitious sheriffs use to justify crackdowns.
Kda Kodiac
03-18-21, 14:57
An MP I was referred to was moved to a location on Ashland on the North side. I had a wonderful visit with Ying Ying over the weekend. Went for an hour visit. Massage was done after the fireworks. Everything was available and we both enjoyed ourselves. I had seen her before so I knew what to expect. Location is storefront much like other places. Doorbell to let you in and 2 rooms to enjoy yourself. Standard 1. 3 hhr /1. 6 hr. Would strongly recommend.
Gentlemen,
I recently visited Archer Spa again.
It's a clean location that has a good warm table shower.
My short, cute MT was Sandy.
She gave me a thorough cleaning during the table shower.
When laying face down during the massage, the mask was off but when told to frip over, it came on.
The massage was pretty good with much attention given to The Boys. Over the clothes touching was encouraged and L1 was slow and sensual.
65 + 40
Devlin
ChgoGuySouth
03-18-21, 16:35
Sorry guys but you have to " type in " in the website manually.The Sherwood place I half condemned. Her apt was nice. Always a great time with her. She is one of those the more you see her, the better it gets.
An MP I was referred to was moved to a location on Ashland on the North side. I had a wonderful visit with Ying Ying over the weekend. Went for an hour visit. Massage was done after the fireworks. Everything was available and we both enjoyed ourselves. I had seen her before so I knew what to expect. Location is storefront much like other places. Doorbell to let you in and 2 rooms to enjoy yourself. Standard 1. 3 hhr /1. 6 hr. Would strongly recommend.Is there an ad for this place? Would like to visit, I'm on the north side and not too far from Ashland.
Is there an ad for this place? Would like to visit, I'm on the north side and not too far from Ashland.It is one of papa san places. Just look for it on RM.
TheTrueGamble
03-18-21, 22:30
I went to Skokie for a massage. Biggest rip ever. Lazy, greedy, unwilling to please. Her A** looked good but that's all I can say. She wouldn't even do doggy. Waste of money.
I had a small window of opportunity and Lilly at Chicagoland Body Rubs was available. There are a smattering of reports on her here, and here is mine. She had a boob job about 6 months ago and they are quite spectacular, DD's. She has a big round ass but it is all muscle and no flab. She works out and her body is a thing of beauty, short but shapely curves everywhere. English is OK. 300 upcharge for FS but I had little time to shop elsewhere and wanted to sample all of her. Nothing was particularly inspiring but I found her amazing to look at and grope. I will not go back for seconds at that rate but am not mad at myself for doing it once. I typically go for more the tiny size 0 spinners but really loved her body.
I went to Skokie for a massage. Biggest rip ever. Lazy, greedy, unwilling to please. Her A** looked good but that's all I can say. She wouldn't even do doggy. Waste of money.I wonder what's ad you are going to? I saw so many ads on RR but never try one.
But was just told SXL has a new "young and beautiful" provider.
Have anyone been to Snow White Spa? It seem to be blowing up in RM.Anyone? It sounds like one of papa san place but I am tight on funds to just toft.
Looking for FS any recommendations?
Some LEO activity at sxl. Was walking towards to enter and saw LEO entering MP. I just kept walking straight and didn't go in. They have had busts in the past too.
Worrisome. L.
SideTalker
03-20-21, 10:46
But was just told SXL has a new "young and beautiful" provider.I hear Emily might be back at SXL. She left for China sometime late last summer. Maybe that's her?
Anyone? It sounds like one of papa san place but I am tight on funds to just toft.Most of the RM reviews are fake, copied and pasted by a not so sharp Papasan. He'll do several reviews a week just to keep Snow White Spa in the top of the Chicago listings.
When you read the reviews you can see the Chinglish Blended in with the copy and pasted sometimes he doesn't even remember what girl he's reviewing.
Any recent FS you have experienced and recommend?
I hear Emily might be back at SXL. She left for China sometime late last summer. Maybe that's her?From Beijing by way of Lincolnwood. Kinda skinny with AAA cup, nice L1 service with limited touching.
Went to Princess Latina a couple of weeks ago in the middle of the week. Never been to a Latina spa so figured I'd try it out. Had some free time on my hands and opted for an hr.
The masseuse was in her 20's or 30's but lookswise pretty meh. The massage was actually not terrible. Had options to choose from but I just went with a pity L1 due to not really feeling the masseuse. The lack of teasing during the massage didn't help either.
Not a horrible experience but won't go out of my way to repeat.
SideTalker
03-20-21, 15:25
From Beijing by way of Lincolnwood. Kinda skinny with AAA cup, nice L1 service with limited touching.Thats her. So she was in lincolnwood?
Thats her. So she was in lincolnwood?It's an entirely different woman. This girl is really flat, like Helen of West River Spa before she got her implants.
I hear Emily might be back at SXL. She left for China sometime late last summer. Maybe that's her?Emily brought the heat down on sxl a year and was fired. Pretty sure she's still in China. In any event, she'll never be back at sxl.
She used to be in Prospect Hts. I was going to go see her but I drove by the motel she was working out of.
And it looked condemned. Scared me off. I guess she's moved over to Des Plaines. I don't know her name.
But here is her website. Mssensual4 life. escortbook.com.Saw her once. Yes, that motel scene looks sketchy as hell, but the room itself is clean. I just think she made a deal with the crappy motel's owner for a cheap-ass rate and no questions asked.
Great attitude, talks a lot, very short MILF, avg looks, does a fun shower together thing, massage and finish both decent but not amazing. If you're into MILFs or lower-priced massages, go for it.
Saw her once. Yes, that motel scene looks sketchy as hell, but the room itself is clean. I just think she made a deal with the crappy motel's owner for a cheap-ass rate and no questions asked.
Great attitude, talks a lot, very short MILF, avg looks, does a fun shower together thing, massage and finish both decent but not amazing. If you're into MILFs or lower-priced massages, go for it.I've seen her in the past out of her home in the south suburbs.
Always a nice time, very legit, not out to scam you. And you can't beat the price.
Emily brought the heat down on sxl a year and was fired. Pretty sure she's still in China. In any event, she'll never be back at sxl.There is an RA named Emily at this location. Unknown whether it's the same person.
Anyone have experience with Lisa / Judy at 29** Pulaski? Feel free to PM details.
ChgoGuySouth
03-22-21, 17:09
I've seen her in the past out of her home in the south suburbs.
Always a nice time, very legit, not out to scam you. And you can't beat the price.After a few visits and a couple bucks more, you will get FS.
Luke Appling
03-22-21, 17:48
I had a small window of opportunity and Lilly at Chicagoland Body Rubs was available. There are a smattering of reports on her here, and here is mine. She had a boob job about 6 months ago and they are quite spectacular, DD's. She has a big round ass but it is all muscle and no flab. She works out and her body is a thing of beauty, short but shapely curves everywhere. English is OK. 300 upcharge for FS but I had little time to shop elsewhere and wanted to sample all of her. Nothing was particularly inspiring but I found her amazing to look at and grope. I will not go back for seconds at that rate but am not mad at myself for doing it once. I typically go for more the tiny size 0 spinners but really loved her body.Is that $300 in addition to the $200+ entry fee? If that's the case, that's a lot of money for a massage place. To each his own, but for $500 I'll just go to an escort.
Hi all, anyone have updated Nana please update, thanks.
PussyPoker
03-23-21, 11:07
Anyone remember Annie from Sunkiss. Asking for an old friend. ME.
LOL PP.
Any place that offers hot tubs or jacuzzis?
Any place that offers hot tubs or jacuzzis?The Sybaris and Very Cool Rooms. Very Cool Rooms is a bit cheaper in price than the Sybaris.
JolieThornDog
03-23-21, 12:01
Any place that offers hot tubs or jacuzzis?I'm interested too. When lived in Miami found them and they were awesome. A lot of girls worked out of them.
I've seen her in the past out of her home in the south suburbs.
Always a nice time, very legit, not out to scam you. And you can't beat the price.How's the setup process? Texted her to make an appointment yesterday but didn't hear back, texted again this morning and finally got through and gave my info and ask if a certain time is okay but haven't heard back yet. Was on the fence about her but lately saw some positive reviews that made me reconsider and try my luck but haven't got too far, kinda sucks since I'm into the older MILF types.
The Sybaris and Very Cool Rooms. Very Cool Rooms is a bit cheaper in price than the Sybaris.I'm talking about massage places.
I'm talking about massage places.Oh. Sorry. My mistake.
Any place that offers hot tubs or jacuzzis?https://chicago.rubratings.com/122334 if link doesn't work search for buck town on Rub Ratings. Nice tub but you need to reserve it in advance and ask them to start filling it before you arrive.
Longtime lurker, first time poster. I visited Healthy Dragon a few Sundays ago and was greeted by a lovely young lady (can't remember name. Sorry! She says she only works weekends). I undressed and got on the table and she came in and started with a really good massage. She started focusing on my butt and reaching under to massage the boys, and once she saw that's what I was into, she stayed focused on them. She asked if I wanted to flip, but it felt so good I asked her to do that longer. On the flip she worked her way up my legs, oiled things up and gave a very nice L1, allowing some OTC touching. Hoping repeat visits may open the menu up a bit more. Typical hassle of things getting interrupted when she had to answer the door but overall pretty great.
I'm talking about massage places.Chinese spa where this at?
After a few visits and a couple bucks more, you will get FS.Abouts on south side I'm in brookfield thank rick.
Mr LoudMonger
03-26-21, 12:52
Saw her once. Yes, that motel scene looks sketchy as hell, but the room itself is clean. I just think she made a deal with the crappy motel's owner for a cheap-ass rate and no questions asked.
Great attitude, talks a lot, very short MILF, avg looks, does a fun shower together thing, massage and finish both decent but not amazing. If you're into MILFs or lower-priced massages, go for it.I don't like being contrarian, but I've also tried her and didn't have a very good time.
She wasn't very friendly and I couldn't get her to warm up to me, which is almost never a problem with other ones. The massage itself is pretty different, has a weird style. No training you can tell, but an interesting style if you don't mind that she doesn't get deep and get out any knots.
She's topless during, but she stays very far out of reach, and out of sight, so you don't really see or touch anything.
The HE part, she tries very hard on that, to her credit. However, she applies way too much pressure. Jackhammer city. Balls crushed repeatedly. It was mostly painful. She does not take direction well, or at all. Partially because unusually loud music plays during, making communication impossible. And she doesn't pick up on the physical hints, like writhing in pain. Or easing up when going harder makes one lose their chub.
There was no Turkish bath. No shower together action. Go shower by yourself. Shower itself is quite nice, with warmed towels.
Not worth 150 in my opinion, I regretted not going to an Asian spa.
As with most things, YMMV. In my case, I got really low mileage.
I don't like being contrarian, but I've also tried her and didn't have a very good time.
She wasn't very friendly and I couldn't get her to warm up to me, which is almost never a problem with other ones. The massage itself is pretty different, has a weird style. No training you can tell, but an interesting style if you don't mind that she doesn't get deep and get out any knots.
She's topless during, but she stays very far out of reach, and out of sight, so you don't really see or touch anything.
The HE part, she tries very hard on that, to her credit. However, she applies way too much pressure. Jackhammer city. Balls crushed repeatedly. It was mostly painful. She does not take direction well, or at all. Partially because unusually loud music plays during, making communication impossible. And she doesn't pick up on the physical hints, like writhing in pain. Or easing up when going harder makes one lose their chub.
There was no Turkish bath. No shower together action. Go shower by yourself. Shower itself is quite nice, with warmed towels.
Not worth 150 in my opinion, I regretted not going to an Asian spa.
As with most things, YMMV. In my case, I got really low mileage.Mister Loudmonger, I agree with you but that doesn't sound like it was worth $150. Well I don't know if you've been back in Kenosha but the scene improved radically.
Stopped by East Rhythm on Ashland the other day. Never been and thought I'd give it a try.
Late 20's girl was at the front desk. Skinny, tiny tits, bad English said her name was Amy. Another girl, maybe late 30's, fairly decent looking with a decent rack and great English was there and I asked for her but she said she had another appt scheduled (which I later found out was bullshit).
I needed an actual massage and just said fuck it and went with Amy the skinny younger girl.
She had zero massage training. Just continually lightly rubbed her hands up and down. Not one single legitimate massage technique to be had. No teasing either. On the flip she asked what I wanted but her English was so bad it was nearly impossible to figure out what options where available. Finally gave up and settled on L1 for $40. L1 was reasonably good until the very end when she stops at the first indication that jizz might be on its way.
Paid for an hour, she shorted me 20 minutes. It was clear she was new and very inexperienced at the AMP game.
RickSomething
03-28-21, 14:47
Stopped by East Rhythm on Ashland the other day. Never been and thought I'd give it a try.
Late 20's girl was at the front desk. Skinny, tiny tits, bad English said her name was Amy. Another girl, maybe late 30's, fairly decent looking with a decent rack and great English was there and I asked for her but she said she had another appt scheduled (which I later found out was bullshit).
I needed an actual massage and just said fuck it and went with Amy the skinny younger girl.
She had zero massage training. Just continually lightly rubbed her hands up and down. Not one single legitimate massage technique to be had. No teasing either. On the flip she asked what I wanted but her English was so bad it was nearly impossible to figure out what options where available. Finally gave up and settled on L1 for $40. L1 was reasonably good until the very end when she stops at the first indication that jizz might be on its way.
Paid for an hour, she shorted me 20 minutes. It was clear she was new and very inexperienced at the AMP game.Great report! Simple and to the point, with color when needed. Thanks!
DrPepper2976
03-29-21, 20:17
I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?
I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.
Dave Dewers
03-30-21, 14:59
Tina at TPro on Chicago Ave is very good at walk on the back.Finally got to the city to visit Tina, and she's off. Got Cindy. 55 for the 1/2, 65 for the hour. Went with the hour and she obliged my double tap request. Decent back walk, but a little clumsy. UTC roaming. Left her. 6 and very relaxed. Another question tho. Any girls with "puffy" nipples?
Dave.
I second this.
The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.
You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.
DrPepper2976
03-30-21, 19:55
I second this.
The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.Can you PM me the address for those? I tried google and kept getting dentist offices.
ChicagoCat99
03-30-21, 23:36
Do not go there.
I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.
She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.
Surprisingly, food delivery.
She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.
35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.
Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).
Probably owner.
Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.
I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.
No erotic.
Mechanical and painful.
You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.Which one is the best? I had Vivian only but I guess Momo is the winner here from all three.
Do not go there.
I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.
She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.
Surprisingly, food delivery.
She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.
35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.
Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).
Probably owner.
Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.
I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.
No erotic.
Mechanical and painful.I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.
ChicagoCat99
04-02-21, 00:18
I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.Thank you for sharing.
I wish someone wrote this already.
Lucy was food eater to short 15 minutes session.
I thought Ozone spa was worst.
I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.
ChicagoCat99
04-02-21, 00:35
They want money out of pocket to begin L1.
Good I did not get any extra though I tipped $10 when I am out.
Mt was black + white girl.
Below average massage.
Not attractive.
Saw new girl Eve. 5 ft tall. Slim young spinner with nice manmade c cups. Super fun super tight. $$. 2 all in for L3. Can't wait to go back.
ChicagoCat99
04-02-21, 00:42
I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.Thank you for sharing.
I wish at least one person would write about this place.
I could save $105 and go somewhere else.
I would repeat with $20 tip if massage was good at least.
It was not.
ChicagoCat99
04-02-21, 01:01
Grand and Let spa are out, then.
Has anyone tried West river?
ApplePiePussy
04-02-21, 03:09
I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.Grand is a Jack Shack. It's what happens when there's only 5 semi attractive, semi young MPs for all 11 million of us. The girls who work at Grand would be considered average to below average talent in places like NYC, LA, Orlando, Toronto etc.
We fight for scraps here and guys are so thirsty they pay 150 for a nude hand job. Plus 80 for the door. That's 230.240 in Orlando, NYC, LA etc gets you an hour long FS session with nude table shower and all sorts of wild shit, with way hotter women. In dallas it's even cheaper for BBFS. Toronto the same service as Grand is 120 Canadian.
HanginBalls
04-02-21, 05:24
I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!
SideTalker
04-02-21, 10:59
Grand and Let spa are out, then.
Has anyone tried West river?Helen used to be top notch but when she left this place has been rather underwhelming. Older providers.
Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!No one should ever follow this advice even if sent jokingly.
Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!Call the department of Business Licensing. If this business isn't licensed the city while shut this place down immediately.
Well I went in today to relax in G. E. I got Lisa again she had like braids which was kinda new never seen that on a Asian. She's cute from what you can see from her mask and she's a spinner. She goes hard on the massage. She puts a towel over you and does a hard massage then uses oil. She even does the neck and baxk of the head. Legit massages your whole back in sections. Great on the teasing and roaming on the flip I wanted more so she offered FS she wanted. $40 I settled with the next time and gave $. Mish and ended with doggy I tired my best to be quiet but man she was tight I just wanted to keep going. She speaks little English and she's super fun j will be back. Like always.
Coming to Chicago, I will be in the Dundee area, any good places to go?
ArabDeelight
04-03-21, 07:34
Which one is the best? I had Vivian only but I guess Momo is the winner here from all three.Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.
Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.Could you DM me which place in Franklin Park? Thanks!
SawBoy1740
04-03-21, 21:12
Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.I'd be interested in the Franklin Park location as well.
PM sent. I'd luv this unfo please. Thanks.
Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.
Mayor Quimby
04-04-21, 12:33
Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.Are you certain it was Franklin Park? There is a Jessie that has been reviewed well in a nearby place. Feel free to PM.
I noticed some new talent at CLM / CLB. Anybody have any reports on Ruby, Salma, Naomi or Maddie? I'm especially intrigued by Ruby's lips. They're huge.
I stopped going for a while after Claire left since she was my regular and every time I went I ended up running into my ex. But now that she's gone too I went back and had an excellent time with Jessica. Reports are accurate. She is one of those eastern European MILFs who genuinely loves sex. That seems to happen a lot with Eastern European women in particular. They hit their late-30's and suddenly they have a sexual reawakening and are total freaks. This girl is totally in her second prime right now. She's my new Claire.
I noticed some new talent at CLM / CLB. Anybody have any reports on Ruby, Salma, Naomi or Maddie? I'm especially intrigued by Ruby's lips. They're huge.
I stopped going for a while after Claire left since she was my regular and every time I went I ended up running into my ex. But now that she's gone too I went back and had an excellent time with Jessica. Reports are accurate. She is one of those eastern European MILFs who genuinely loves sex. That seems to happen a lot with Eastern European women in particular. They hit their late-30's and suddenly they have a sexual reawakening and are total freaks. This girl is totally in her second prime right now. She's my new Claire.Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.
IMissCutler
04-05-21, 15:18
Hey everyone,
Just joined this forum. Been a member of Rm since 2012 and another site since 2013 or 2014. Was told about this site a while ago and was reading through the forum. It's nice to see some good chatter and guys sharing different info. That seems to be a lost art on the other sites. I'm a northsider and generally visit spas in this area. I love big naturals though and will try and travel for them. I look forward to contributing what I can and being part of the discussion.
Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.Thanks. What was on her menu?
Oddly I don't see any pictures of her on the CLM website, they just mention that she's there but no other mention about her or her schedule.
Enthusiasm is really important to me. I like girls who are as into me as I'm into them, which is why I prefer the 28-36 year old GND types to the 20 year old bombshells. They're closer to my age and what I date in real life.
LotsaFunInChi
04-05-21, 21:16
Thanks. What was on her menu?
Oddly I don't see any pictures of her on the CLM website, they just mention that she's there but no other mention about her or her schedule.
Enthusiasm is really important to me. I like girls who are as into me as I'm into them, which is why I prefer the 28-36 year old GND types to the 20 year old bombshells. They're closer to my age and what I date in real life.I've seen several of the talent at CLM and can attest few are as enthusiastic about their roles than Melissa and Suzie.
I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.
I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbs. I'm very interested in seeing Sophie--if anyone can tell me about experiences with her. But I'm concerned about parking in the city. I'm very bad at parallel parking LOL. Can anyone put my mind at ease about that?
Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.
I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.
I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbs. I'm very interested in seeing Sophie--if anyone can tell me about experiences with her. But I'm concerned about parking in the city. I'm very bad at parallel parking LOL. Can anyone put my mind at ease about that?
There are no parking lots in any of the city locations I've been to, so if you flat out don't know how to parallel park you might be in some trouble.
But parking itself is easy. None of the locations are downtown so the cars aren't back to back in any of those locations. If you're a terrible parker, you might hit a curb, but you won't hit a car.
I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.
I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.
Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.
Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.
Even though I'm feeling loyal to Jessica if other guys want to go in with me (not literally) I'm willing to share TOFTT responsibilities and spend a week or two going through their entire roster.
Ruby, Salma, Sophie, Naomi and Amy are all on my radar. I will take two of them if I can get other posters to commit to the rest over the next week or two. Or proposing someone else who doesn't have reviews or menu yet.
Anybody up for it?
I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.
I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.
Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.
Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.Amy is a worn out pro from NY with terrible baby damage, and sky high upcharge prices. I would avoid.
I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.
I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.
Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.
Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.
Even though I'm feeling loyal to Jessica if other guys want to go in with me (not literally) I'm willing to share TOFTT responsibilities and spend a week or two going through their entire roster.
Ruby, Salma, Sophie, Naomi and Amy are all on my radar. I will take two of them if I can get other posters to commit to the rest over the next week or two. Or proposing someone else who doesn't have reviews or menu yet.
Anybody up for it?I was hoping to see Ivy, but CLM says she doesn't work there anymore. Anyone know if she went out on her own?
I was hoping to see Ivy, but CLM says she doesn't work there anymore. Anyone know if she went out on her own?Ivy started that new shop with Claire. Here's the website:
https://www.cityescapebodyrubs.com/our-services
What was on Ivy's menu? I was thinking about going to see Claire, assuming it's not too awkward. If it is, maybe I'll see Ivy instead.
Amy is a worn out pro from NY with terrible baby damage, and sky high upcharge prices. I would avoid.Good to know. I'll cross her off the list.
I'm planning to see Salma tomorrow, and unless someone calls dibs, Ruby next week.
I'll post my experience with Salma after I see her. But I would really like to get a few more volunteers to TOFTT with me before I do all the work. .
I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.
I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbsI'm going to add Ruby to my list next week. I'll report back in.
What was your experience with Laura? Menu? Upcharges? Attitude?
I'm going to add Ruby to my list next week. I'll report back in.
What was your experience with Laura? Menu? Upcharges? Attitude?I saw CLM Laura over a year ago. She matches the pictures. Tall & thin Eastern Euro with cute face. Massage, CBJ, DATY, 69, then CFS for 300 HHR session with a good attitude. Would see again.
I saw CLM Laura over a year ago. She matches the pictures. Tall & thin Eastern Euro with cute face. Massage, CBJ, DATY, 69, then CFS for 300 HHR session with a good attitude. Would see again.$300 for a half hour? Including the entrance fee, or in addition to the entrance fee? Was there any GFE involved and was a BBBJ an option?
Good to know. I'll cross her off the list.
I'm planning to see Salma tomorrow, and unless someone calls dibs, Ruby next week.
I'll post my experience with Salma after I see her. But I would really like to get a few more volunteers to TOFTT with me before I do all the work. .Just saw the pictures of Salma and will be eagerly awaiting for reviews. I've never paid CLM a visit and I'd like to try the jacuzzi option.
Good to know. I'll cross her off the list.
I'm planning to see Salma tomorrow, and unless someone calls dibs, Ruby next week.
I'll post my experience with Salma after I see her. But I would really like to get a few more volunteers to TOFTT with me before I do all the work. .I'm going to call today to see about booking some time with Ava.
$300 for a half hour? Including the entrance fee, or in addition to the entrance fee? Was there any GFE involved and was a BBBJ an option?I don't remember all the specifics but Laura upcharge was very reasonable I returned for 2 nds and 3 rds and would go back in a pinch. After a couple of visits it felt a bit routine but she has a good personality and attitude and the pics match her figure but not sure if they are her.
ChitwnGuy10
04-07-21, 10:58
I saw CLM Laura over a year ago. She matches the pictures. Tall & thin Eastern Euro with cute face. Massage, CBJ, DATY, 69, then CFS for 300 HHR session with a good attitude. Would see again.I saw Laura and she offered a BBBJ for 50 upcharge.
$300 for a half hour? Including the entrance fee, or in addition to the entrance fee? Was there any GFE involved and was a BBBJ an option?My best recollection is that it was a total of 300 for the HHR. Not sure what GFE really is but I think we were kissing. Another post said BBBJ is an option.
Just paid a visit to a place I hadn't been in a while, On Grand Ave. I called and they weren't busy. 50 for the half hour plus 10 for the table shower. I was expecting at least a mediocre massage but it was more of a rub down, no pressure at all. Rubbed between the legs before the flip. I went with 100 thinking I'd only get an all nude CBJ. But it went from BBBJ to licking my balls and then the brown eye. Which is something I've only read with happening at the Asian apts. Overall a good time and more may be on the table. I could have probably tried 80 but it's been a while since I've done the AMPs.
SterlingPNess
04-07-21, 21:48
Did you happen to get a name on this one? Generally try to stay away from this place as the talent is usually lacking. Also, how did she look?
Just paid a visit to a place I hadn't been in a while, On Grand Ave. I called and they weren't busy. 50 for the half hour plus 10 for the table shower. I was expecting at least a mediocre massage but it was more of a rub down, no pressure at all. Rubbed between the legs before the flip. I went with 100 thinking I'd only get an all nude CBJ. But it went from BBBJ to licking my balls and then the brown eye. Which is something I've only read with happening at the Asian apts. Overall a good time and more may be on the table. I could have probably tried 80 but it's been a while since I've done the AMPs.
Just saw the pictures of Salma and will be eagerly awaiting for reviews. I've never paid CLM a visit and I'd like to try the jacuzzi option.Ok I'm holding up my end of the bargain and giving my TOFTT review of Salma.
If I had to describe her in one sentence, it would be "Latin American village answers ad for massage therapist; has no idea what she's in for".
She's young, sweet and super cute. The pictures are hers from the website, but they don't portray her accurately. She really does come across less as a Latina sexpot and more as a rural townie who found herself in the US and somehow got talked into this.
She picked the name Salma because everybody in her village called her Salma Hayek because of the resemblance. I can see why people would say that, but she looks more like Salma Hayek as Frida Kahlo. Or maybe just Frida Kahlo. She doesn't have a unibrow or mustache, but she's about two days short of it.
She doesn't have the Latin curves that most guys want. She is about 5'6", somewhat lanky and was wearing a somewhat frumpy nightgrown type of thing that wouldn't be out of place in an 1950's magazine.
She's supposedly Colombian but she looks too Indian for that. She might be Chilean or something. Not sure. She's pretty overall, and I would say late 20's age. But she gives off 0 sexual energy.
She's new. And not just new to CLM. She's new to the business. And you can tell. Everything was a little hesitant and awkward. She tried to give a backrub but was off to the side the whole time. And when she spoke she was perpetually amazed and horrified by the things guys would ask her to do, like "put her mouth on it".
Uh oh. I thought "what have I gotten myself into?
Now part of me was thinking maybe it was an act. Like maybe that's her persona, like how Suzie does her "OMG I can't believe what a **** you turned me into daddy" routine. So I was waiting for some sort of upcharge for the real show.
Nothing.
I asked what kind of extras she charges for and she was genuinely confused. She was like "you don't have to give me anything else. ".
If I wasn't sure if this was some sort of bumpkin act or not it was confirmed when I got to the flip and the HR started (thank goodness that was available at least).
She had no idea what she was doing LOL.
It wasn't terrible but there was no sensuality whatsoever. You can tell she wasn't comfortable with a cock in her hands. Bless her, she tried, but I had to help her out or I would never be able to cum. Even when I shot, she yelped a little bit like she wasn't expecting it. I had to laugh.
I'm going to make a bold prediction that she will be out of the business by this time next month. She's a super sweet girl. She's friendly, engaging a total doll. But she's in the wrong line of work.
I wouldn't repeat, but I can see a segment of guys deciding to try to make it their personal mission to train her because they find her innocence appealing. Not me, I've never liked virgins.
Also, she gave back the tip. I don't know why. It wasn't much, since it was just a HJ, but she just didn't want a tip.
Better luck next time!
NedFlander5
04-07-21, 22:11
I was going past Chicago and punched in a quick search on rubmaps and came up with body health center being pretty close. Tried to go to "Chicago rubs" first on the same street but the address listed everywhere online took me to a closed flower shop. Any who, got there and was surprised it was so out in the open on a street corner, back home these things are off the beaten path. Was created by a very attractive 20 some year old short little thing. Led to the room and paid 40 for the half. Didn't even try any sort of technique just rubbed and put pressure here and there. Lackluster teasing but I could tell I was going to leave relaxed. Otf she asked what I wanted and the menu was wide open. 2 for half and half, very nice effort finally and left completely satisfied. I will not that once she put her hair up she did seem to be about 10 years or so older than I thought, I mean still in the 30's, but that's just a side note. All and all worth it, I'd go back. Also they had no ac and it was an oven in there. They also do table showers which I see some people ask about. I did call the number for "Chicago rubs" and the woman did text me asking if I was interested to which I said I left, so somewhere that place exists still. Anyways, I'm from out of town and didn't find anything on this place when I searched you guys' board here so I thought I'd throw it out there. Don't know the etiquette you guys use on the board so sorry if I didn't follow it. Be safe boys.
Also a couple years back I visited Logan Tantrics, anyone know if that place is still open and around? Pm me.
Ok I'm holding up my end of the bargain and giving my TOFTT review of Salma.
If I had to describe her in one sentence, it would be "Latin American village answers ad for massage therapist; has no idea what she's in for".
She's young, sweet and super cute. The pictures are hers from the website, but they don't portray her accurately. She really does come across less as a Latina sexpot and more as a rural townie who found herself in the US and somehow got talked into this.
She picked the name Salma because everybody in her village called her Salma Hayek because of the resemblance. I can see why people would say that, but she looks more like Salma Hayek as Frida Kahlo. Or maybe just Frida Kahlo. She doesn't have a unibrow or mustache, but she's about two days short of it.
She doesn't have the Latin curves that most guys want. She is about 5'6", somewhat lanky and was wearing a somewhat frumpy nightgrown type of thing that wouldn't be out of place in an 1950's magazine.
She's supposedly Colombian but she looks too Indian for that. She might be Chilean or something. Not sure. She's pretty overall, and I would say late 20's age. But she gives off 0 sexual energy.
She's new. And not just new to CLM. She's new to the business. And you can tell. Everything was a little hesitant and awkward. She tried to give a backrub but was off to the side the whole time. And when she spoke she was perpetually amazed and horrified by the things guys would ask her to do, like "put her mouth on it".
Uh oh. I thought "what have I gotten myself into?
Now part of me was thinking maybe it was an act. Like maybe that's her persona, like how Suzie does her "OMG I can't believe what a **** you turned me into daddy" routine. So I was waiting for some sort of upcharge for the real show.
Nothing.
I asked what kind of extras she charges for and she was genuinely confused. She was like "you don't have to give me anything else. ".
If I wasn't sure if this was some sort of bumpkin act or not it was confirmed when I got to the flip and the HR started (thank goodness that was available at least).
She had no idea what she was doing LOL.
It wasn't terrible but there was no sensuality whatsoever. You can tell she wasn't comfortable with a cock in her hands. Bless her, she tried, but I had to help her out or I would never be able to cum. Even when I shot, she yelped a little bit like she wasn't expecting it. I had to laugh.
I'm going to make a bold prediction that she will be out of the business by this time next month. She's a super sweet girl. She's friendly, engaging a total doll. But she's in the wrong line of work.
I wouldn't repeat, but I can see a segment of guys deciding to try to make it their personal mission to train her because they find her innocence appealing. Not me, I've never liked virgins.
Also, she gave back the tip. I don't know why. It wasn't much, since it was just a HJ, but she just didn't want a tip.
Better luck next time!Thanks for the great review. I thought to myself Yikes and this was hilarious. It would have been a complete waste of money had I gone there for just a lame rub and a HJ for what they charge. I think she probably has just gotten to the states. I've noticed many from Colombia and Venezuela along those that aren't as attractive from Ecuador. I'm sure if she's not so bad in eyes, she'll find someone to support her financially.
Thanks for the great review. I thought to myself Yikes and this was hilarious. It would have been a complete waste of money had I gone there for just a lame rub and a HJ for what they charge. I think she probably has just gotten to the states. I've noticed many from Colombia and Venezuela along those that aren't as attractive from Ecuador. I'm sure if she's not so bad in eyes, she'll find someone to support her financially.That's probably exactly what will happen. She'll meet some rich older guy who will support her, marry her to get her a green card and pump some babies into her. Maybe that's why she's working there, to scout. Who knows?
I might go for Ruby next but I will wait for someone else to volunteer to see one of the new CLM girls and report on it before I share.
Davidonecall
04-08-21, 07:35
That is good to hear. I use to go there but it was just HJ only. Specially when they build that center there and more traffic started coming by.
I was going past Chicago and punched in a quick search on rubmaps and came up with body health center being pretty close. Tried to go to "Chicago rubs" first on the same street but the address listed everywhere online took me to a closed flower shop. Any who, got there and was surprised it was so out in the open on a street corner, back home these things are off the beaten path. Was created by a very attractive 20 some year old short little thing. Led to the room and paid 40 for the half. Didn't even try any sort of technique just rubbed and put pressure here and there. Lackluster teasing but I could tell I was going to leave relaxed. Otf she asked what I wanted and the menu was wide open. 2 for half and half, very nice effort finally and left completely satisfied. I will not that once she put her hair up she did seem to be about 10 years or so older than I thought, I mean still in the 30's, but that's just a side note. All and all worth it, I'd go back. Also they had no ac and it was an oven in there. They also do table showers which I see some people ask about. I did call the number for "Chicago rubs" and the woman did text me asking if I was interested to which I said I left, so somewhere that place exists still. Anyways, I'm from out of town and didn't find anything on this place when I searched you guys' board here so I thought I'd throw it out there. Don't know the etiquette you guys use on the board so sorry if I didn't follow it. Be safe boys.
Also a couple years back I visited Logan Tantrics, anyone know if that place is still open and around? Pm me.
That is good to hear. I use to go there but it was just HJ only. Specially when they build that center there and more traffic started coming by.Yeah, they used to have two sisters working there. One of them got freaked out when I mentioned that I knew that they were siblings, but she still gave me a slow, steady HJ with a rueful expression on her face.
Looking for a masseuse, Asian or European that is willing to do tuma and to do cim.
Any providers in the area?
Good afternoon,
On my bucket list is an Asian. Could anyone please pm me on something safe? A spinner would be ideal. Thank you in advance.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.
Emily. BRAND NEW.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.
I'm heading to your area tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has had experience with this one. She's offering 1 hr. L3 for $. 5. Any help appreciated. Feel free to PM.
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/224-297-2796-i-rsquo-m-available-for-incall-and-outcall-services/9838259.html
ApplePiePussy
04-08-21, 23:45
Good afternoon,
On my bucket list is an Asian. Could anyone please pm me on something safe? A spinner would be ideal. Thank you in advance.First, promise us you won't keep her prisoner under the stairs.
I'm heading to your area tomorrow and was wondering if anyone has had experience with this one. She's offering 1 hr. L3 for $. 5. Any help appreciated. Feel free to PM.
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/224-297-2796-i-rsquo-m-available-for-incall-and-outcall-services/9838259.htmlI would be cautious about most of the girls from Bedpage in the Chicagoland area. Most of the hot white girls advertised on that site end up being the famous jack shacks on Lake Street.
If you're directed to drive to Roselle, Bloomington, Itasca, Lombard or one of those towns around there, and then told to go to an address on Lake Street or North Avenue, run the hell away from there. They will charge you upfront just to go inside and meet your girl. From there, the upsell starts like crazy, and you will end up with nothing more than expensive self service in the end.
Hey why'all.
Visiting from down south and was wondering if this spot is legit / safe. Thanks!
https://chicago.rubratings.com/128647
Saw her at my new favorite new location. Good times massage sucked and then sucked. Good time.
Hey why'all.
Visiting from down south and was wondering if this spot is legit / safe. Thanks!
https://chicago.rubratings.com/128647That's a service run by a Fillipina named Yadi, she works with a few other girls. Google the phone number for other ads and reviews. I booked a 4-hand with them once, she asked me to reconfirm day of appt to get location. I did and no response at all, ever. Totally ghosted me, it sucked. They're also annoying because they spam that board with their ads all day long.
Vanilla Lover
04-09-21, 14:05
They have a new girl Emily and her pics looked nice especially with her ass popping on one of the pics.
I TOFTT.
I booked a half hour (since she's new).
The good: Pics are her, she's tall, skinny Ukrainian and appears to be pleasant person overall.
The bad: Where do I begin.
She doesn't do FS, no real massage (not even oil or lotion or something), no conversation, she wouldn't go nude like literally all of the ladies at clm, she even didn't want mutual touching! No BBJ, only CBJ, no roaming, nothing that sort!
She may be decent because she looks good but she's ABSOLUTELY terrible. Clearly this isn't for her because I had bad time. I rarely ever give negative reviews but this was bottom 3 all time.
I should have seen the red flag coming in when she was running super late but I thought I'd give her a chance. Bad decision. I could have just jacked it to some point and light some money know fire and have a better time.
I can give better details via pm.
Overall: HARD PASS. Pick anyone else over her and you'll have a better time.
Interesting review once this is all in one spot. I have been eyeing this place for awhile and when I see reviews individually it looks like a great place, but after this compilation it does not look to good at all and like YMMV every time. Was considering trying this weekend but maybe not.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.
Emily. BRAND NEW.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.
They have a new girl Emily and her pics looked nice especially with her ass popping on one of the pics.
I TOFTT.
I booked a half hour (since she's new).
The good: Pics are her, she's tall, skinny Ukrainian and appears to be pleasant person overall.
The bad: Where do I begin.
She doesn't do FS, no real massage (not even oil or lotion or something), no conversation, she wouldn't go nude like literally all of the ladies at clm, she even didn't want mutual touching! No BBJ, only CBJ, no roaming, nothing that sort!
She may be decent because she looks good but she's ABSOLUTELY terrible. Clearly this isn't for her because I had bad time. I rarely ever give negative reviews but this was bottom 3 all time.
I should have seen the red flag coming in when she was running super late but I thought I'd give her a chance. Bad decision. I could have just jacked it to some point and light some money know fire and have a better time.
I can give better details via pm.
Overall: HARD PASS. Pick anyone else over her and you'll have a better time.Wow, her menu is just as bad as Salma's but at least Salma is friendly and outgoing. Sounds like a couple of recent misfires at CLM. It sounds like they're trying to go younger but sacrificing service in exchange.
That's a service run by a Fillipina named Yadi, she works with a few other girls. Google the phone number for other ads and reviews. I booked a 4-hand with them once, she asked me to reconfirm day of appt to get location. I did and no response at all, ever. Totally ghosted me, it sucked. They're also annoying because they spam that board with their ads all day long.I fell for their ads when I was a novice monger. You're lucky they ghosted you. It wasn't a great experience. First, the place was fucking depressing and the room was cramped. The girl was polite (named Aliyah, I think), but soon after she collected my money, she said she had to go pick up her son from school soon. I smarter monger would have said "That's fine. I'll come back another time. Give me back my money". I think that's a gimmick she uses to speed up the session.
Anyway, we started off on the massage table and then transitioned to a mat on the floor. The room was a little larger than a jail cell. As you can imagine, this did not provide much room for action. CBJ followed by CFS. I wanted her to ride me cowboy. She got tired after 2 minutes. I felt nothing while pounding her. She killed the mood with her son comment. She ended up finishing me with a HJ. The session lasted about 25 minutes. $350 was too much for what I got.
Wow, her menu is just as bad as Salma's but at least Salma is friendly and outgoing. Sounds like a couple of recent misfires at CLM. It sounds like they're trying to go younger but sacrificing service in exchange.They seem to be exploiting the fact that mongers are flush with stimulus money. We deserve better service in the Chicago area. Cali, NY, and FL have much better service and options, from what I hear.
Updated list 4-9-21.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. If you have seen a girl and have something to add, tell me and I'll edit the list.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. Limited information. One review just said she's fun but didn't describe services or menu. The other described an extensive GFE experience but there was an admin note that it may have been written by Audrey herself. NEED MORE INFO.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll edit the post. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll edit and add.
They seem to be exploiting the fact that mongers are flush with stimulus money. We deserve better service in the Chicago area. Cali, NY, and FL have much better service and options, from what I hear.I've been to all three places. If you go to the NYC boards they whine just as much as we do about lack of quality and service. The FL boards are filled with "things aren't what they used to be" complaints and Cali prices have skyrocketed along with the cost of living unless you're really into AMPs (I'm not).
Vanilla Lover
04-09-21, 23:39
J you need to add Sarah to the list. She's an older MILF who is very sensual and full GFE. She's usually offers L2 as standard if she likes you and upcharges the least for FS. She's a good lay and loves to make out.
Audrey is a bit more reserved. If she likes you, she'll be full GFE. Simple upcharge for FS and will give you a BBBJ as well. She's a mid twenties pawg with short black hair and a cute face.
I'll see if I remember who else I've met so you can update that list!
I did see another new girl on the roster but I'll probably wait for someone else to toftt.
J you need to add Sarah to the list. She's an older MILF who is very sensual and full GFE. She's usually offers L2 as standard if she likes you and upcharges the least for FS. She's a good lay and loves to make out.
Audrey is a bit more reserved. If she likes you, she'll be full GFE. Simple upcharge for FS and will give you a BBBJ as well. She's a mid twenties pawg with short black hair and a cute face.
I'll see if I remember who else I've met so you can update that list!
I did see another new girl on the roster but I'll probably wait for someone else to toftt.I don't see Sarah on the website. I wonder if she's still part of their current roster.
Great feedback on Audrey. Her two reviews were both questionable so it's good to get a third. Makes me want to see her but I might do one more TOFTT and grab the other new girl Sandy. I'll admit that I don't have the highest hopes based on the two nuns CLM hired but always worth a shot.
SwinginSirloin
04-10-21, 02:52
I've been to all three places. If you go to the NYC boards they whine just as much as we do about lack of quality and service. The FL boards are filled with "things aren't what they used to be" complaints and Cali prices have skyrocketed along with the cost of living unless you're really into AMPs (I'm not).These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.
Well I went yesterday mimi Lisa (or yuyu) to some of the vets was there again was picturing FS with her tight pussy again but you was greeted by a "new girl" 2 weeks english was good very cute face maybe 5"5 low Cs but no ass really. Anyways I forgot her name but took her for a spin she did have blonde hair. Massage was decent with teasing let me roam very good teasing. Massage was good also worked my. Neck area very well. On the flip man TONS TONS I'd teasing no comvo of piece wanted L3 but she said next time I got to being rhe jimmy. Yeah ight. But it was cool I thought she would start L1 right away but she just liked teasing and gettinf me excited. I started to roam let me roam every where finally lifted up the dress nice little ass tight pussy OMG could barley fit one finger in there finally she started took direction very well and also started kissing the man downstairs on her own but didn't go full on BBBJ. Ill assume she liked it because then she let the girls out and put them in my face sucked on them hard she would kiss me all over. And really she would stop and go stop and go on me experience was great but you want L3 after I could barley fit my finger in there. More of that for many 15 mins and then finally a pop great experience I tipper her. 80 ill be back once again.
GattiShack
04-10-21, 14:33
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge unclear.
I would personally say NOT so pretty face and decent body. Much older than the girl advertised on the site.
Redeeming factors are:
- That she definitely knows how to fuck. Lots of energy despite her age.
- A warm, social and fun communicator. Knows how to make someone feel welcome rather than cold.
- Message was actually pretty solid.
Overall 6/10.
Jesus, how old are you? I haven't heard "barfly" since my grandfather was alive.
Them balls must be hanging really really low by now LOL.
These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.
SwinginSirloin
04-10-21, 15:09
Jesus, how old are you? I haven't heard "barfly" since my grandfather was alive.
Them balls must be hanging really really low by now LOL.I was 1/2 the man HB is!
These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.All three places are solid. They're just trying to recover from the financial disaster that most of then have suffered. Although, the barfly story is another Hanging Balls sick fantasy, the 1. 3 demand for L1 becomes pretty common now.
FellowMonger
04-10-21, 17:45
Hey everyone, new to the Chicago area, but hit up Broadway Spa just a bit north of me. Could only manage to get a legit one. Nothing more. She was upset I didn't tip but what's there to tip for?
Anyone got info on White Lily Spa? I called and they didn't pick up but then they texted me, asking me to cashapp them. Is that normal? I'm new to the area but I felt suspicious.
I tried to go to VIP Massage on Halsted but no one answered the phone or door so idk.
If anyone has intel lmk.
Never assume extra play is available at any massage spa you go to. I actually like getting a great legit massage. I never had any extra play at the massage place I go to. I know the owner. Besides it would set a bad precedence because her massage spa is in my neighborhood. And I run into her every so often in the area.
Went on a mini binge, courtesy of the stimulus. Ended up with Melissa on Clm. Sweet and receptive as always. We did our thing on the Jacuzzi. We finished on the bed because the soap was irritating her skin. For a MILF, she's the only one with a young soul and energy. Others can be easy going but cold. I really want to try another girl, but I just don't want to drop cash on a dull experience. Don't get me wrong, Melissa's is pretty but much older then first glanced especially when you see her directly in the eyes. She tries to mask her crows eyes with cakes of make up. Anyone else, got other suggestions on CLM. So far I only tried Elena (who's not there any more), Sandra (The best looker of the bunch in my humble opinion) and the aforementioned melissa. I heard from both mongers and Melissa herself that Audrey does GFE. Anyone can offer more info? BTW, I found out, CLM does outcall sessions. Depends on the mood of the booker on the phone, the older looking brunette petite lady. She's usually very polite but when you ask more questions, understandably she goes cold. She said, to ask the specific provider for an outcall and then to call her after requesting them. I asked Melissa but she told me to text the booker. The booker texts me to ask Melissa during a paid session for an outcall rate. I don't know. But could be just bs to discourage folks from outcalls. Then again, why not just say flat out, no outcalls? However considering how pricey CLM is for a regular session plus ballpark numbers around 300 for FS, a 1 hour outcall could make your wallet bleed to death.
Went on a mini binge, courtesy of the stimulus. Ended up with Melissa on Clm. Sweet and receptive as always. We did our thing on the Jacuzzi. We finished on the bed because the soap was irritating her skin. For a MILF, she's the only one with a young soul and energy. Others can be easy going but cold. I really want to try another girl, but I just don't want to drop cash on a dull experience. Don't get me wrong, Melissa's is pretty but much older then first glanced especially when you see her directly in the eyes. She tries to mask her crows eyes with cakes of make up. Anyone else, got other suggestions on CLM. So far I only tried Elena (who's not there any more), Sandra (The best looker of the bunch in my humble opinion) and the aforementioned melissa. I heard from both mongers and Melissa herself that Audrey does GFE. Anyone can offer more info? BTW, I found out, CLM does outcall sessions. Depends on the mood of the booker on the phone, the older looking brunette petite lady. She's usually very polite but when you ask more questions, understandably she goes cold. She said, to ask the specific provider for an outcall and then to call her after requesting them. I asked Melissa but she told me to text the booker. The booker texts me to ask Melissa during a paid session for an outcall rate. I don't know. But could be just bs to discourage folks from outcalls. Then again, why not just say flat out, no outcalls? However considering how pricey CLM is for a regular session plus ballpark numbers around 300 for FS, a 1 hour outcall could make your wallet bleed to death.The consensus seems to be that Audrey does GFE and is very good at what she does. I also several good experiences with Jessica who might also be your type. She's open minded and loves sex.
Several posts below I consolidated all of the reviews of all of the CLM girls. I'll update it with your feedback for the next version.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. No info at all that I could find. NEED MORE INFO.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.Thanks! Does anyone have intel on the potential CLM outcall? I know it might me expensive but still knowledge is power!
I would personally say NOT so pretty face and decent body. Much older than the girl advertised on the site.
Redeeming factors are:
- That she definitely knows how to fuck. Lots of energy despite her age.
- A warm, social and fun communicator. Knows how to make someone feel welcome rather than cold.
- Message was actually pretty solid.
Overall 6/10.All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.
Al Melrose
04-11-21, 22:53
All Colombia women have that trend of aging a bit quicker on the face. Sofia Vergara is still smoking hot but the face (while not ugly) isn't aging as well as the body. Same goes for any of the broads from Telemundo programming. They go from being the show's main talent, only for 5 to 6 years to pass and they are playing the mother / aunt of the 17-19 year old protagonist played by the fresh import that is not older than 25. Then again even the best DR. Miami in town with the botox shot only leaves chicks looking like the joker.Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.
Unfortunately, the Latinas peak at way too early an age (at least for us in the USA). Very steep drop as you pointed out. HS girls look mid 20's, Mid 20's look 40's.Well, I think you are stretching it a bit (no pun intended) when it comes to the looks of 20 years looking like 40. Depends on the region, girl, and lifestyle, Some Mexican chicks I know, look good in the face in there 40's but on the opposite to colombians, their bodies already popped out half a classroom of kids, and gain an extra pound on the belly for each wrinkle they have been spared on their face. Puerto Ricans specially the Afro Latinas age like fine wine tho. Look at Jlo, she puts half of hollywood to shame.
Thanks! Does anyone have intel on the potential CLM outcall? I know it might me expensive but still knowledge is power!I've never heard of it until today's post. I would probably only ever do incall there, mainly because I like their locations and setup, but I'm curious to see if people have reports.
Going to be in the west Dundee area this west and looking for help finding a good massage, Latin or Asian is fine. L1 is great, any recommendations?Look in the surburbs forum. You might find your answers.
ConfuciusMan
04-12-21, 08:15
https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting
https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-stingI suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.
I wonder what ad it was.
ApplePiePussy
04-12-21, 16:46
I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.
I wonder what ad it was.It's usually an ad that has red flags, a round number for the donation amount, and pictures which are TGTBT. They tend to capture the low hanging fruit who are new and trying it for the first time.
Gentlemen,
I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)
Am***y** Ma***ge
Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.
In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.
The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.
The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.
After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.
The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100
I hope your dream is as good as mine.
... I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)It should have read - a popular attraction.
ChicagoCat99
04-13-21, 02:32
Pretty good.
60 for full hour massage.
Strong. Skillful.
No time short.
Happy.
Angela.
60/40.
I may keep this place even for massage only.
Hey guys,
Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.
I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.
I wonder what ad it was.I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.
Gentlemen,
I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)
Am***y** Ma***ge
Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.
In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.
The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.
The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.
After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.
The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100
I hope your dream is as good as mine.I doubt that "a dream" will protect you from the imbalanced scale of justice. Plus, according to the disclaimer here, this is a sexual ENTERTAINMENT forum, so FYI for any tax eating pigs lurking here, I entertain myself writing creative erotica in first person view. So no need to dream because I aint fucking!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.
ApplePiePussy
04-13-21, 15:50
It should have read - a popular attraction.It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.
Seriously all that coded dream stuff if unnecessary. It reminds me of when BP girls used to say roses instead of $. Girl calling it roses isn't going to protect you one bit.
It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out!
Hey guys,
Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.She probably meant to the east. Marigold Massage is across from Lombard Toyota.
Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out!Places get shut down because the nail and massage spa has 40 dudes a day ringing the doorbell and not one one female client so the neighbors call the police. The police research the place and their ads are all of 20 year old asian girls with their tits out. Yes police, newspapers and providers read the posts but someone saying they paid $150 vs $. 5 for a BJ in a dream is not going to stop the police investigation. The codes assume every cop is too stupid to click the abbreviations link on this site and have only been in Chicago 15 minutes and can't figure out any of the stupid ways people try to getting around saying the AMPs real name.
SouthSideRed
04-13-21, 18:30
It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.I was thinking of Lyons, IL.
ApplePiePussy
04-13-21, 23:05
Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out!You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?
"The law is the law, kid. ".
Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.
There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?
No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.
And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.
Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.
Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.I like that in the Chinese apartments I've visited they just take your money and just get naked and start jumping your bones. No discussions.
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You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?
"The law is the law, kid. ".
Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.
There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?
No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.
And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.
Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.And I survived the Titanic.
Everything written on the forum is as valid as that. Hearsay is a dangerous drug.
"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"
Umm, yeah.
When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.
Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.
Devlin, Out!Exactly, and that investigation would have never taken place if only everybody prefaced their explicit, detailed, and accurate reviews with "it was a dream".
Or at the very least say they paid in roses.
ApplePiePussy
04-14-21, 01:06
"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"
Umm, yeah.
When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.
Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.
Devlin always Dreamin'It's because they are already busy. Most of the few attractive massage providers in Chicago are up to their ears in customers. They don't want reviews. Also, SXL is on one of the busiest streets in Chicago. There are thousands of eyes on it every single day, right next to a bar and a gym, and all kinds of foot traffic. The authorities want these places out of sight. They want them in designated areas like Chinatown so as to not attract attention.
Norridge Girls was busted because the people running it were fucking idiots. Ask yourself why some agencies which have been around for nearly 10 years or longer have never had a problem.
Look if you want to write reviews in Klingon no one is stopping you. But your logic for doing so is absolutely ridiculous, nonsensical, and bordering on cultish.
Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.Many cases I have read stated the house fee was considered payment for sex even though it didn't exceed the average fee of a heavenly massage. They don't need a winning case to arrest regardless. Most MPs and customers quickly plead out. LEO often break moral and legal rules to entrap their targets. Hard to be safe. But we must try our best anyway. AMPs way safer for us than Apartments IMHO.
You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?.Rub Maps is the go to place for the Antis along with QiuttheGames. Why are they trying to push an industry into the streets again where it is vastly more dangerous for everyone that can never be eradicated or even constrained?
I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.I think even apartments are better bets. AMPs are by far the most dependable and least likely to be a rip off or set up. I guess there is some thrill in danger for some. I can see that.
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I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.
Iamslobbyist
04-14-21, 11:21
Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.
ChicagoCat99
04-14-21, 12:56
I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".
It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.
I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.
After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".
She said, "i phone?".
This is sign of laziness.
Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.
I walked away pissed.
I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.
P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.
Make sure she is not the one serving you.
They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".
Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.
ConfuciusMan
04-14-21, 15:54
I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.
Iamslobbyist
04-14-21, 16:02
She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.I felt the same way when I saw her last year. She looked much better on this recent visit and the extras were amazing!
ApplePiePussy
04-14-21, 16:36
Nice try but -
Emily was upset because the numerous reviews found here would bring unwanted attention. Surprise! They got busted. The same goes for Norridge Girls.
What happened to the Sugar Grove AMP? They even had their own thread.
The detailed explicit reports here are making LE's job so much easier.
Again - "Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET." <-- LOL!My argument is not that reviews bring or don't bring unwanted attention to places. My argument is that the weird half-ass code you guys do here does not fool anybody and serves no purpose.
And if you do believe that reviews directly lead to arrests and busts then what the fuck are you doing here besides being a hypocrite?
Visconti5683
04-14-21, 16:56
Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.
I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".
It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.
I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.
After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".
She said, "i phone?".
This is sign of laziness.
Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.
I walked away pissed.
I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.
P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.
Make sure she is not the one serving you.
They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".
She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."
#EvenGranniesNeedLove
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Iamslobbyist
04-14-21, 17:25
Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."
#EvenGranniesNeedLoveGuilty of the hashtag as charged.
They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.Sherry and Sally same person?
ChicagoCat99
04-14-21, 21:47
Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.Thank you very much and I will not go.
But, what happened?
Google review looks fine.
ConfuciusMan
04-14-21, 22:34
Sherry and Sally same person?I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.
I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.Please check your PM. Thanks.
Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211
ApplePiePussy
04-15-21, 11:14
Anybody pay this girl a visit?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755
AguacatiTokk
04-15-21, 11:38
Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.
Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.
ChicagoClass
04-15-21, 12:55
Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211I haven't seen Chloe, however I've been to this spa literally half the girls in the pictures are them, the other half aren't even close so I stopped using them, didn't want to waste my time anymore.
Rose-not accurate.
Madisyn-not accurate.
Zoe-Accurate / real.
Hannah- not accurate.
IMissCutler
04-15-21, 13:31
These services are getting ridiculous! After blowing 1. 3 for a half ass L1 I made my way to a bar to unwind. This 6', 289#, 40 yr. Old blonde / blue heifer strolls up to me and asks me why I look mad. I ask her repeatedly,"You really want to know"? She nods and I ask her," Do you think I'm cute"? She curiously nods and asks," Why"? I said," I think I'm average, so I go into these massage parlors to get some relief"(her curiosity piques). I tell her I'm sick and tired of these providers overcharging and underserving! She looks at me and tells me," She knows". I jerk my head and say," What do you mean, you know" She tells me she goes to AMPs also and has left unsatisfied as well"! I ask her why she needs AMPs. There's a smorgasboard of cock at her disposal?? (I forgot to add she maybe obese but quite good looking). She says men don't know how to use their tongues as well as their hands and no one eats pussy or rubs like another female. She also noticed fees increasing and service on the decline. A few more drinks and a kiss test and we're over at her home. She disrobes and lays on her stomach. I start massaging her and soon she flips. I won't go into the details but we see each other on a regular basis and save dough in the meantime.That's awesome man. You are getting what you want and enjoy it. Some girls that are thicker will worker harder for it too.
Anybody pay this girl a visit?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755Would love to know.
So I went to relax. I had money to burn did a 4 hand. I picked my new girl I believe her name was Yuyu. And I picked this taller long black hair cute face and decent sized tits maybe a C girl. BIG BIG mistake. .30 for 4 hands as 90. The new girl which I had an amazing time with last time was giving me a great massage teasing the other girl the tall one. Horrible. Horrible light finger touching no pressure dog shit massage. She wanted me to flip like 5 mins in the new girl just kept looking at me with a disappointed look. I swear to God the taller girl was trying to tell the new girl to make me flip so they can get there money and run. I flip, Yuyu amazing sensual let me roam tight pussy I wanted FS both maybe I could salvage this. Nope. I had everything with Yuyu she has blonde hair from my last report, but this tall one wanted. 80 for her to take her shirt off lmao. I will say this. Her HJ skills were very very good. But what a mess, anyways after 15 mins I pop Yuyu cleans me up other girl leaves thank God. She tells me never do 4 hand at relax, I'll be happy with one girl. All. In all I was out 1.90 it is what it is, name of the game. Yuyu told me next time FS but don't ever do 4 hand at relax. I'm pretty sure the tall. Girl is trying to be like Mimi but just younger she knows the game and is about the money. Ill pass, anyways I'm off to Colombia y'all be safe. Learn from my mistake. Lisa, Yuyu (short blonde girl), mini all speak decent English and all are short besides mini I have zero complaints. But that younger tall girl with the big tits stay away.
Anybody pay this girl a visit?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755There have been a number of ads within the last 6 months using Bryn Mawr & Kedzie as their location and I suspect they are all the same condo. While I did not see this particular girl, I did visit this place with another girl and had a bad experience. Can't remember her name, but girl I saw was completely un-enthusiastic and made it pretty clear she didn't want to be there. Horrible massage and even worse L1 finish. She did tell me she shares that condo with other girls who also do this. Rumors are Nurse Sarah occasionally works out of there too, and she's had some negative reviews as well on here.
Not saying this girl is as bad, but just sharing my experience at this location. Hope it helps.
Anybody pay this girl a visit?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755I have seen a few girls there. Meghan has been discussed here and she has reviews at the other place. Her pics and reviews are all very accurate and if what she says she offers is what you want and if you like the pictures you will have a great time. I was told that Victoria is very new and learning slowly but that she will not offer anything not in her ad. I was told the pics of Victoria are also accurate and untouched and that she will not stray from what is on her menu. There is some sort of "handler" that is over these girls, not sure if he leases their rooms to them or how that works. Only the girls there when I have gone and the girls answer their messages. Lot of stairs to get up there if anyone of you are cardio challenged.
Not sure if this belongs here or in General, but besides the escort sites, where else are you looking for independent massage providers? I've found that you get a lot more mileage from ladies who may have fallen on hard times and want to give a few massages from their home. I've tried bark, massage finder and thervo etc.
HanginBalls
04-16-21, 12:38
That's awesome man. You are getting what you want and enjoy it. Some girls that are thicker will worker harder for it too.Called her up from the mechanic griping about the bill. Two bills for parts and one bill for an hour's service. "What's this world coming to", I griped?! Forty five minutes later she pops over in a tight sweater with mams busting out. "Jeez babe! Dressed for an occasion", I asked. She said, " watch this"! Mechanic comes over to ask if she needs help. She smiles and jiggles her tits. Two minutes later they go into his office and I can see her head bobbing down his little jalapeno. Another two minutes and she walks out with his greasy hand prints on her globes and some of his sauce on her chin. "I just covered the labor cost for you", she brags!
What a great chick I have!
Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.
Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.Thanks! I've been looking for updated information on Bella since things were a little light. I'll put out an update with your info and a couple of other guys posted and PMed me some info too.
LakeMichigan
04-16-21, 14:25
A little north of the city in Niles.
Went with the hour for I think $60.
Greeted by a short, chubby female attendant who took my temp and showed me to the room.
Went in got undressed, and laid down.
Tech came in and started massage. Good massage with very firm pressure.
A lot of work to the upper thigh area and a few grazes.
On the flip, turned over to realize my masseuse was a guy.
Great massage but I won't be back.
Went by a week later and they had a pride flag in the window.
Good luck out there.
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Not sure if this belongs here or in General, but besides the escort sites, where else are you looking for independent massage providers? I've found that you get a lot more mileage from ladies who may have fallen on hard times and want to give a few massages from their home. I've tried bark, massage finder and thervo etc.There have been two times ever that I've walked into a massage place cold and ended up with extras. Both times I went in because I wanted an actual massage and nothing else. One time the girl just reached over and started jacking me off while constantly going "shhh shhh". The other time was a Thai massage place that had only ever been legit in all the years I was going. There was a new girl who was unusually flirtatious and just decided to grope me. I wasn't into her, but I'll let anybody massage my dick.
Oh. And there was sort of a third place. Nothing happened there since it was a 100% legit and well known spa, but we exchanged numbers and wound up dating. She ended up working at CLM a couple of years later which was a total surprise. I'll leave it at that.
HanginBalls
04-16-21, 23:38
I've never been in favor of the admins blocking you. I've always preferred giving people the option of ignoring you, mainly because it's fun seeing first timers reply. But that's just me.There has never been any maliscious intent with my posts!
What place are we describing here?
Well I went yesterday mimi Lisa (or yuyu) to some of the vets was there again was picturing FS with her tight pussy again but you was greeted by a "new girl" 2 weeks english was good very cute face maybe 5"5 low Cs but no ass really. Anyways I forgot her name but took her for a spin she did have blonde hair. Massage was decent with teasing let me roam very good teasing. Massage was good also worked my. Neck area very well. On the flip man TONS TONS I'd teasing no comvo of piece wanted L3 but she said next time I got to being rhe jimmy. Yeah ight. But it was cool I thought she would start L1 right away but she just liked teasing and gettinf me excited. I started to roam let me roam every where finally lifted up the dress nice little ass tight pussy OMG could barley fit one finger in there finally she started took direction very well and also started kissing the man downstairs on her own but didn't go full on BBBJ. Ill assume she liked it because then she let the girls out and put them in my face sucked on them hard she would kiss me all over. And really she would stop and go stop and go on me experience was great but you want L3 after I could barley fit my finger in there. More of that for many 15 mins and then finally a pop great experience I tipper her. 80 ill be back once again.
A little north of the city in Niles.
Went with the hour for I think $60.
Greeted by a short, chubby female attendant who took my temp and showed me to the room.
Went in got undressed, and laid down.
Tech came in and started massage. Good massage with very firm pressure.
A lot of work to the upper thigh area and a few grazes.
On the flip, turned over to realize my masseuse was a guy.
Great massage but I won't be back.
Went by a week later and they had a pride flag in the window.
Good luck out there.This is the definition of TOFTT I salute you sir.
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Is this all one place? Should we had contact info in context or am I asking for the wrong thing.
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet..
There has never been any maliscious intent with my posts!Sure right YsoBig aka HanginBalls and other aliases on the forum. He needs his own thread to post his fiction. I use this forum to get real info.
AngelBravo
04-17-21, 14:37
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.Wonderful post, I did see they added a new Sandy and Natalia to their roster which I don't see on your list.
I can only Vouch for Lily. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit.
Victoria is no longer there and her twitter is gone too.
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Wonderful post, I did see they added a new Sandy and Natalia to their roster which I don't see on your list.
I can only Vouch for Lily. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit.I forgot to add Sandy. Only one review so far, which wasn't good. I'll update next week along with the new information you added with Lily. Do you have any info about her menu and upcharges beyond the roaming?
Natalia is Sandra. I noticed that the photos of Natalia were listed as "new Sandra" so I asked and confirmed with CLM that they are the same person.
Jinurso I appreciate your efforts, other than here where are you getting that information from? As far as Amy goes as far as I know I am the only one here that has talked about seeing her and my opinion is a lot different than what you are now posting in your latest update. Unless you are turned on by baby damage I can't think of any reason to see her.
SideTalker
04-17-21, 16:59
Another monger had reported he was rimmed at west river spa, so I decided to check it out. While I did get a new provider (believe Lucy), there was no rimming to be had. Otherwise decent service, L1, naked. Lucy has a decent body but doesn't allow much roaming.
If anyone else has info on new providers here, please share with the group.
ApplePiePussy
04-17-21, 17:30
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.This place is so popular, I feel like it deserves it's own thread down by the Asian apartments and Euro motels.
Jinurso I appreciate your efforts, other than here where are you getting that information from? As far as Amy goes as far as I know I am the only one here that has talked about seeing her and my opinion is a lot different than what you are now posting in your latest update. Unless you are turned on by baby damage I can't think of any reason to see her.She was reviewed a few times here. Took me a while to find them all because the search engine doesn't work on words three letters or less. The general sentiment was that her body is good, her face isn't, and she provides the services mentioned. But I'll add the baby damage in my next version. Was there something in the menu that was different from your experience?
AngelBravo
04-17-21, 23:56
I forgot to add Sandy. Only one review so far, which wasn't good. I'll update next week along with the new information you added with Lily. Do you have any info about her menu and upcharges beyond the roaming?
Natalia is Sandra. I noticed that the photos of Natalia were listed as "new Sandra" so I asked and confirmed with CLM that they are the same person.I know she offers FS and CBJ. It's a decent upcharge which you should negotiate immediately to get the best value if that's what your looking for. I personally haven't partaked so can't really comment on prices.
Sure right YsoBig aka HanginBalls and other aliases on the forum. He needs his own thread to post his fiction. I use this forum to get real info.At one point he had his own thread, but stopped for some reason. Most likely got banned or realized no one was reading it.
If anyone else has info on new providers here, please share with the group.I haven't seen her yet, but I heard of a Thai girl named Emily who possibly used to work at Oki Doki and now works at WRS. Was told that my chances are good for L3.
HanginBalls
04-18-21, 08:48
At one point he had his own thread, but stopped for some reason. Most likely got banned or realized no one was reading it.Me have lotsa fans!
You're pretty fucking dumb, you made it all the way to 11 posts before somebody dropped a dime on you. You really don't have lotsa fans, what you have are a few guys who think you're amusing and a couple hundred that think you're an irritating shithead. Then you have me who is going to merge any new user you create into the old one I banned so that all the people who had you on their ignore list don't have to deal with you.
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ConfuciusMan
04-18-21, 10:49
I haven't seen her yet, but I heard of a Thai girl named Emily who possibly used to work at Oki Doki and now works at WRS. Was told that my chances are good for L3.Is she the one that use to work at ozone? What WRS name of spa? Thanks.
Is she the one that use to work at ozone? What WRS name of spa? Thanks.All I know for sure is that there's a Thai girl named Emily working there during the week.
CumShooter6969
04-18-21, 13:06
All I know for sure is that there's a Thai girl named Emily working there during the week.Ohhh Emily so many good memories at Oki Doki. I use to keep in touch with her over a year ago here and there. Last time we spoke she had gotten a real job 9-5 so it was hard to get a hold of her. Occasionally she worked at a couple of spas around the city mostly WRS here and there and would text me. I've seen her a couple of times at her apartment up by uptown back then. She use to offer FS and RIM from what I remember haven't spoke to her in a year or two. But she was a sweet girl, would always talk about the extra money on the side. She was a single mom wouldn't mind reconnecting with her. She was always up for anything for the right price.
Anyone have experience with Lisa / Judy at 29** Pulaski? Feel free to PM details.So did you ended up going? How are the women there now? And their massage?
SawBoy1740
04-19-21, 10:22
So did you ended up going? How are the women there now? And their massage?Been there once about 2 months ago SPNC ei live nearby. Woman was average at best. Mid 30's. Extremely rushed and non existent massage. GPS is an issue as well. I won't be back.
JamesTChicago
04-19-21, 10:37
What about Sarah? Any info on her?
Too bad Isabell may only be L1. I love hot, young black girls.
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Went for a massage with Denise, and independent provider on the northside. https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/4351656.htm?cat=83.
- Making the appt was easy and done within three texts.
- Location is safe and quiet.
- Massage was actually good.
- Standard L1 (nothing more) but with lots of teasing beforehand.
- Has a table shower which was very nice (especially because she used it at the start and end so I left without feeling greased up).
- Hot for a 40-something MILF (but if you're not into older ladies, you might not like that look).
- Got naked halfway through and allowed mutual touch (just nothing between the legs).
- Was a bit cold at first but opened up once we talked for a bit.
I've definitely been with providers with more energy / chemistry, but she gave a good massage with table shower twice, roaming, and a solid ending. If you're good with MILFs, I can easily recommend her. If you're not, then probably not.
I've seen Denise several times in recent years (including a memorable 4 hands session with her sister once upon a time). Be advised Denise may retire late summer, so if you're intrigued by this type of "table bath" session, might want to take the leap soon.
Went for a massage with Denise, and independent provider on the northside. https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/4351656.htm?cat=83.
- Making the appt was easy and done within three texts.
- Location is safe and quiet.
- Massage was actually good.
- Standard L1 (nothing more) but with lots of teasing beforehand.
- Has a table shower which was very nice (especially because she used it at the start and end so I left without feeling greased up).
- Hot for a 40-something MILF (but if you're not into older ladies, you might not like that look).
- Got naked halfway through and allowed mutual touch (just nothing between the legs).
- Was a bit cold at first but opened up once we talked for a bit.
I've definitely been with providers with more energy / chemistry, but she gave a good massage with table shower twice, roaming, and a solid ending. If you're good with MILFs, I can easily recommend her. If you're not, then probably not.
What about Sarah? Any info on her?
Too bad Isabell may only be L1. I love hot, young black girls.I would love to get additional reviews on Isabelle. It sounds like she starts with L1 but there is potential for more. No confirmation of that yet.
Don't think anything has come in on Sarah yet.
ZzTopSterZz
04-19-21, 13:20
I've seen Denise several times in recent years (including a memorable 4 hands session with her sister once upon a time). Be advised Denise may retire late summer, so if you're intrigued by this type of "table bath" session, might want to take the leap soon.Is the whole massage done on the bath table? That looks a little uncomfortable vs. A standard massage table.
ChicagoGoer
04-19-21, 13:23
Bless your kind heart for this. Thinking about pulling the trigger on Bella or Sandra.
Went back 15 pages but did not come across booking. Is filling out their web form necessary? Or can I just text the number?
Also, door fee actually 160 plus upsell or is it guaranteed L1 for almost all in that cover charge?
4-17-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. Much better body than face, and body is just above average. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available. Her face isn't really my type at all.
Sandra / Natalia. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Thick girl but attractive with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. No info on upcharges yet.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. Muscular body. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID.
Audrey. GFE FS for the most part, although seems slightly YMMV based on a dissenting review. Upcharge amount is unclear but it may be more down to personal chemistry than "business". Reports of BBBJ and DFK being had. Described as a mid-20's PAWG, and reports vary on how thick vs. Bbw she is.
Sophie. Only one review: "Horrible, don't get me wrong can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will stafiy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. NEED MORE INFO.
Isabelle. Very young. Not sure how old but probably not older than 20. Great tight spinner body. Super cute black girl but quiet and passive. Apparently only L1 and some light making out, although more may be available with repeat visits.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
Is the whole massage done on the bath table? That looks a little uncomfortable vs. A standard massage table.Yes, you're on the bath table the full hour, but not at all unpleasant.
Bless your kind heart for this. Thinking about pulling the trigger on Bella or Sandra.
Went back 15 pages but did not come across booking. Is filling out their web form necessary? Or can I just text the number?
Also, door fee actually 160 plus upsell or is it guaranteed L1 for almost all in that cover charge?I just call or text. Don't think I ever filled out their form.
The $160 is the door fee, and anything else that happens after that is up to the girl. Having said that, I've only gotten HR a couple of times and didn't pay anything extra for it (mainly because I wanted more and it wasn't available). Every other time I've gotten more. A couple of times I didn't even pay extra for that but usually that's where the upcharge is.
I don't think anybody has had to pay extra for L1, but that's not a guarantee.
Member #6062
04-19-21, 21:02
All the recent talk of Emily got next bit nostalgic. I was a big fan at Oki, but never asked for her number and lost track after she left. Went to West River today and have to say. Wouldn't have recognized her without having heard she's there. Has put on some weight, I'll leave it at that. But the same sweet personality and top notch skills. After a solid session, she finished with a killer head / neck / shoulders massage. PM if you want more. I'll repeat, but it won't be extremely frequent as used to be the case.
Hellatrouble123
04-19-21, 21:36
Yeah she has put on some weight. I saw her around June or July last year when they started to open. Same skills. But she's not skinny anymore.
All the recent talk of Emily got next bit nostalgic. I was a big fan at Oki, but never asked for her number and lost track after she left. Went to West River today and have to say. Wouldn't have recognized her without having heard she's there. Has put on some weight, I'll leave it at that. But the same sweet personality and top notch skills. After a solid session, she finished with a killer head / neck / shoulders massage. PM if you want more. I'll repeat, but it won't be extremely frequent as used to be the case.
So did you ended up going? How are the women there now? And their massage?I've seen Lisa several times even after telling myself theres got to be better.
Lisa is a hot little spinner who is always wearing Daisy Dukes.
She is definitely older than the 26 she claims to be, but you couldn't tell from her body.
40 for 1/2 hour crappy massage.
Upsell right from the start.
Wants $$ for FS, haggle back and forth and usually settle on $.
For full nudity w / unlimited roaming hands.
YMMV. Worth a shot.
Don't get me wrong. It is an okay time.
Bless your kind heart for this. Thinking about pulling the trigger on Bella or Sandra.
Went back 15 pages but did not come across booking. Is filling out their web form necessary? Or can I just text the number?
Also, door fee actually 160 plus upsell or is it guaranteed L1 for almost all in that cover charge?Call, then text if they tell you to.
JamesTChicago
04-21-21, 17:40
Anyone been to this place looks like it's near foster and Cicero? Hoping to maybe head there soon, but would love to hear anyone's experiences and it's actual location. As the address is an intersection, so I want to make sure it's at least close. Dm's are fine with me. Thanks in advance!
James.
Saw CLM Bella myself today, so can give a report. I'll add a summary to my next edition of the full list.
She's one of the younger girls on the roster, looks mid to late 20's. Latin girl, she is pretty thick. I would argue chubby, because she's not quite curvy enough to meet the real definition of thick. But whatever. She's got a cute face but minimal makeup when I saw her. One one hand it probably made her look younger but on the other it gave her more of a waitress look than a sexpot look.
But other than that the service was good! I think she's the only girl younger than 30 om the roster I've been able to actually have sex with. Maybe she's the only one, who knows? Everything was pretty straight forward for $100 extra. BBBJ, DATY, CFS. She was warm and friendly throughout. I enjoyed it.
I might repeat, but I think I might start gravitating towards one girl and stick with her. Bella was nice, but I didn't feel an overwhelming urge to rip her clothes off like I do with other girls I've seen.
I'm going to try out Sandra / Natalia next time because the reviews make her sound like my type. Then I'll just stick with a regular.
JamesTChicago
04-21-21, 18:00
Actually, another site is saying Milwaukee avenue now near the police station.
Anyone been to this place looks like it's near foster and Cicero? Hoping to maybe head there soon, but would love to hear anyone's experiences and it's actual location. As the address is an intersection, so I want to make sure it's at least close. Dm's are fine with me. Thanks in advance!
James.
IMissCutler
04-21-21, 18:04
All the recent talk of Emily got next bit nostalgic. I was a big fan at Oki, but never asked for her number and lost track after she left. Went to West River today and have to say. Wouldn't have recognized her without having heard she's there. Has put on some weight, I'll leave it at that. But the same sweet personality and top notch skills. After a solid session, she finished with a killer head / neck / shoulders massage. PM if you want more. I'll repeat, but it won't be extremely frequent as used to be the case.I'm new here and have already got more good info on the past few days than I've had on the other sites. I've been looking for Emily for a few years as I never got her number when I used to see her. This is great to hear. Just want to say thanks guys for all the info you share. I've been at this for a few years and will chime in when I can. I normally am into naturally busty providers so if anyone knows of any other than Michelle / Eva, Tina, or Mandy please let me know.
It's still around, went here to blow off a little steam for the cheap (imo) as I have done way back in the day. With table shower was 55 for mamasan.
Woman was young, (almost too) skinny and had many layers on her bottom half, probably to discourage too much roaming / under the clothes downstairs. She'd only been here in the US a few years.
Light backdoor play hinted at, but I wasn't into it that day. She was friendly and the massage wasn't too bad.
On the flip: she allowed upstairs roaming and was surprisingly very sensual.
There's a few more places on the that strip literally across from each other that would be interesting to check out and report back on.
IMissCutler
04-21-21, 23:02
It's still around, went here to blow off a little steam for the cheap (imo) as I have done way back in the day. With table shower was 55 for mamasan.
Woman was young, (almost too) skinny and had many layers on her bottom half, probably to discourage too much roaming / under the clothes downstairs. She'd only been here in the US a few years.
Light backdoor play hinted at, but I wasn't into it that day. She was friendly and the massage wasn't too bad.
On the flip: she allowed upstairs roaming and was surprisingly very sensual.
There's a few more places on the that strip literally across from each other that would be interesting to check out and report back on.Sounds like you had Coco or as she is going by now Jessica. She's one of the younger girls in the area. Cute bubbly personality and will have some fun. On another site she is reportedly going all the way. I've had her multiple times and just get L1 but have multiple finishes each time. She has a nice underrated body.
As for the other places in the area belmont spa is a good one. Natural healers YMMV depending on the price you're willing to pay. I've never tried princess on Belmont but have heard good things. Also west on Belmont you have OD, why spa and then ling ling on clybourn.
Anyone been to this place looks like it's near foster and Cicero? Hoping to maybe head there soon, but would love to hear anyone's experiences and it's actual location. As the address is an intersection, so I want to make sure it's at least close. Dm's are fine with me. Thanks in advance!
James.Was there many years ago (7+) and it was a great time. Through the years she has established herself and GPS has set in. She is in that general area and it is right on the corner of a busy intersection. Unmarked storefront with good parking on side street. It appears to me that she is still in same space after all those years.
Wonderful post, I did see they added a new Sandy and Natalia to their roster which I don't see on your list.
I can only Vouch for Lily. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit.What was the upcharge? GFE? FS? BBJ? Not just for you but also all others who post, can we please post what services, and prices and stop with the cryptic bullshit. Can we just say hey, this girl looks like this, offers this and charges this. Thank you!
What was the upcharge? GFE? FS? BBJ? Not just for you but also all others who post, can we please post what services, and prices and stop with the cryptic bullshit. Can we just say hey, this girl looks like this, offers this and charges this. Thank you!She has been discussed a number of times and all of your questions were addressed. Maybe you should have done more of a search before you called out a guy who was adding good content to the board.
Went to 7 on Ogden because I thought I heard good things. Ok massage. Little teasing. No HE. On to the next one.
In a search of a real nuru experience, I am thinking of pulling the trigger on:
https://chicago.rubratings.com/159637
Anyone tried this before? I will report back unless I see negative reviews here.
IMissCutler
04-23-21, 15:17
Hey guys, I'm fairly new here and trying to contribute when I can. Love the info you guys share and this blows away the other sites.
Has anyone seen Coco from lolium / Sunkiss. She was a short girl, maybe 5 feet tall but bad big tits. Either a full C or D. She was a little thicker but in a good way. Just was wondering if anyone has ever bumped into her since.
SideTalker
04-23-21, 21:53
That place was hopping with all of you descending upon this place at the same time, all asking for emily. Was able to get half an hour to test her skills.
L2 definitively on point, hardly any massage at all. But as some monger pointed out she has gained some weight. I would actually describe her as quite chubby, looks kinda like a mamasan. For that reason I probably won't repeat, but again, skills are great.
That place was hopping with all of you descending upon this place at the same time, all asking for emily. Was able to get half an hour to test her skills.
L2 definitively on point, hardly any massage at all. But as some monger pointed out she has gained some weight. I would actually describe her as quite chubby, looks kinda like a mamasan. For that reason I probably won't repeat, but again, skills are great.Yeah, if you're looking for eye candy, this version of Emily ain't it, unfortunately.
AsiaPhileJake1
04-23-21, 22:26
Hey guys, I'm fairly new here and trying to contribute when I can. Love the info you guys share and this blows away the other sites.
Has anyone seen Coco from lolium / Sunkiss. She was a short girl, maybe 5 feet tall but bad big tits. Either a full C or D. She was a little thicker but in a good way. Just was wondering if anyone has ever bumped into her since.Good possibly she changed her name when rotating to a different spa. There are Coco's, Cici's and Anna's all over the place. Very few Pepsi's but a few.
TheFunGuy0077
04-23-21, 22:33
Hey guys,
New here. Is either place still worth trying? Anyone been lately to either. Zeus is under a new name when I drive by.
SideTalker
04-24-21, 09:06
Yeah, if you're looking for eye candy, this version of Emily ain't it, unfortunately.I saw one other provider when walking in who looked OK. Anyone got any intel? Could be Veronica if I heard correctly.
IMissCutler
04-24-21, 10:01
Good possibly she changed her name when rotating to a different spa. There are Coco's, Cici's and Anna's all over the place. Very few Pepsi's but a few.I get how common the name is but I haven't seen anyone that looks like her or fits her description. I wonder if she is just out of the game. I love big naturals and she was just awesome and gave a good massage. I've learned a lot since then though and now get phone numbers.
Also looking forward to reconnecting with Emily if you dudes can slow down on her LOL. She got to love the business though.
I saw one other provider when walking in who looked OK. Anyone got any intel? Could be Veronica if I heard correctly.Kelly, formerly of Relax, told me that Jessica and Stephanie also work there. You probably saw Kelly.
4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Audrey is gone.
Naomi is gone.
Amy is gone.
Maddie is gone.
Lexi is gone.
Sarah is back.
More info needed:
Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.
Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.
Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.
Review summaries:
Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.
Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.
Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.
Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.
If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.
LotsaFunInChi
04-24-21, 12:36
4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.
Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Changes:
Audrey is gone.
Naomi is gone.
Amy is gone.
Maddie is gone.
Lexi is gone.
Sarah is back.Great review. I'd add that Melissa is around 40 but along with Suzie is totally a girl I would date. So sweet and accommodating. Greek is on the menu with Melissa, but I'm on the smaller side so maybe she was willing for me, but at 3 bill ls tip I was a no go. Suzie used to BBBJ and let me finger the heinie. I think along with her name change that something must've happened (She's a single momma so maybe playing it safe. Both are amazing experiences though, and they'd do doubles together FYI.
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