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Any intel on her?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/155831
Been having FS at Oki for $1, great deal, you guys should go check it out. Be sure to stay away from the fat one though, she sux.Last time I tried to tip $100 for FS after the fact, I thought that the woman was going to have a heart attack, and that was quite some time ago. More power to you, I guess.
GonzoBalls
03-25-20, 13:27
Been having FS at Oki for $1, great deal, you guys should go check it out. Be sure to stay away from the fat one though, she sux.Your not getting anything more than a HJ for 1 at Oki, and that's clothed.
Been having FS at Oki for $1, great deal, you guys should go check it out. Be sure to stay away from the fat one though, she sux.Does the owner Kiki at Oki still service? I heard she gives great rim jobs?
GonzoBalls
03-25-20, 13:58
Does the owner Kiki at Oki still service? I heard she gives great rim jobs?I have had a lot of fun with Kiki over the years, she is a really cool and sexy MILF.
BluePillow
03-25-20, 16:00
Last time I tried to tip $100 for FS after the fact, I thought that the woman was going to have a heart attack, and that was quite some time ago. More power to you, I guess.Haha, I basically just asked for it, and the girl (forgot her name) didn't ask for anything. I just tipped $100 and kept going back to see her, so she seems fine with it.
Illini333, I don't think the owner is there. I don't remember meeting or seeing anyone named Kiki. I can ask for you next time, if you want.
ReadyForRub
03-25-20, 16:18
Any intel on her?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/155831RTFF. The only intelligent thing about her is stay away.
BluePillow
03-25-20, 16:18
Is CLM basically just:
1. Book their incall.
2. Pay house fee.
3. Massage Optional.
4. Extras?
Is that it? I'm assuming all the girls are YMMV for extras, but does anyone have a good girl recommendation? I'm thinking of seeing Lilly, but I'd be so bummed if she turns out to suck.
ReadyForRub
03-25-20, 16:19
Been having FS at Oki for $1, great deal, you guys should go check it out. Be sure to stay away from the fat one though, she sux.Doesn't "Sux" come at different pricing?
BluePillow
03-25-20, 16:28
Doesn't "Sux" come at different pricing?That price is an immeasurable sense of disappointment LOL.
The big woman (at least, by my standards), wanted $. 6 for L1, no roaming, super mechanical. YMMV but def would recommend avoiding her.
I also just remembered, I saw another one too, who did FS for 1. 2 or 1. 4? Can't remember, this was back in the summer. She was pretty fun, and I think she would've been down for BBFS if I really pushed for it, but we should all really do our part, not fuck our brothers over, and stay safe. I feel like a lot of people at Oki are down for FS, as long as you don't creep them out. I've just been going off of a gut feeling, seems to be working so far. But, it's definitely taken me some time to establish a "relationship" before they're okay with it. Does anyone have general tips on guess / estimating how willing someone is for FS?
Is CLM basically just:
1. Book their incall.
2. Pay house fee.
3. Massage Optional.
4. Extras?
Is that it? I'm assuming all the girls are YMMV for extras, but does anyone have a good girl recommendation? I'm thinking of seeing Lilly, but I'd be so bummed if she turns out to suck.I've seen Sarah and Jessica. Both were fun and will see again. Unrushed CFS for upcharge.
Kayah disappointed me.
I want to see Lilly also.
Saw a few other ones but no longer on the roster.
Anyone knows Catherine? She's am Asian MILF. She used to be my western for s long time but I lost her info. Any info is appreciated.
Does anyone have either a legit MPs contact- this craziness have me craving a good dream.
Or does anyone know if any MPs are open? I usually frequent Golden Dream, Ozone or Oki Doki.
Any assistance would be appreciated.
StevenFj20
03-26-20, 23:52
Can anyone tell me if Exercise is open during this? Either by appointment only or call in? Or if you know of anyplace that's offers FS that doesn't break the bank, I'm also all ears.
Thanks.
Anyone knows Catherine? She's am Asian MILF. She used to be my western for s long time but I lost her info. Any info is appreciated.Where does the girl works at? Because Catherine is a unique name. And I would be definitely remember a girl with that name.
CamKart123
03-27-20, 02:21
I thought someone said "Emily" was hot?? Not her best look. Although they both look pretty down in the mouth. Saw Helen from West River too.She looked real nice with my member in her mouth, LOL. Joking aside, all 3 of those gals at S&L gave really good massages as well as top notch BBBJCIM. No matter how big the nut, they would take it all.
Them bitches are FUGLY! I'll stick with my LMP's thanks very much!I saw an image of Debbie from Angela's Paradise going back several years. Age 62 at that time, means 65 now.
UncleNutzy
03-27-20, 13:03
Anyone else?
Anyone else?Was open on Wabash when I tried to get coffee at Peet's a couple of days ago.
I saw an image of Debbie from Angela's Paradise going back several years. Age 62 at that time, means 65 now.Lady who used to work at Lavender (now 837) was 70.
ApplePiePussy
03-27-20, 21:49
Lady who used to work at Lavender (now 837) was 70.I guarantee somebody came in here and posted a review saying she was slim and in her 40's.
Although all the AMP's are closed I'm finding that some of the apartments are open. I know 35th St and Stuart St are open and have received messages from several others looking for customers.
Avg Joe.
Although all the AMP's are closed I'm finding that some of the apartments are open. I know 35th St and Stuart St are open and have received messages from several others looking for customers.
Avg Joe.I've received a few calls myself. I don't recognize any of the numbers so I don't pick up. But the different numbers have a voice-mail, which is just some low sounding automatic message in asian. I have no idea who is trying to get in touch.
Was open on Wabash when I tried to get coffee at Peet's a couple of days ago.They are closed now.
Honolulu37
03-29-20, 20:08
Does anybody have her profile or pics to share?
Want to schedule with her depending on her pics.
Thanks bros.
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/girls
So not to long ago I stopped by New Hope Spa for my 2nd time. There was a Asian chick that took care of me she seemed a little older but still looked good in my opinion. Just a nice body with good assets massage was okay but she knew I was looking for more so offered me BBBJ for a extra donation. . 40. Anyways she let me rome around her body and told me I can expect more on my next visit so I hope everything gets fixed so I can return LOL.
Angel on irving near Kimball is open. Massage was 4/10. Looks 4/10. Must've been first of the day no energy. Bartered on extras. I hated myself afterwards.
HanginBalls
03-31-20, 08:04
Angel on irving near Kimball is open. Massage was 4/10. Looks 4/10. Must've been first of the day no energy. Bartered on extras. I hated myself afterwards.Seemed bothered when I called late. Gave me the "OK" and was on the table in 20. Nice looking MILF gave decent massage and then the flip. Pointed to her ass and asked,"OK"? Didn't know what she meant but went with it. Hopped on the table and shifted her ass on my face. (I got the point). Slid her ass further giving me access to her sweet canal. Went to town while she HJ / BJ'd me. Fifteen minutes later she quaked and let out a gusher on me. I think it was cum, but it wouldn't be the 1st time I swallowed the golden nectars. Unloaded in her mouth then turned, squeezed my face cheeks and deposited in my mouth. DFK then spit in my mouth with a giggle.
Tipped her 60 and told her I wasn't expecting this. She said," It's OK, neither was I".
AguacatiTokk
04-02-20, 15:45
Was fun, will probably repeat. Great ass, works hard to please, I left happy.
Seemed bothered when I called late. Gave me the "OK" and was on the table in 20. Nice looking MILF gave decent massage and then the flip. Pointed to her ass and asked,"OK"? Didn't know what she meant but went with it. Hopped on the table and shifted her ass on my face. (I got the point). Slid her ass further giving me access to her sweet canal. Went to town while she HJ / BJ'd me. Fifteen minutes later she quaked and let out a gusher on me. I think it was cum, but it wouldn't be the 1st time I swallowed the golden nectars. Unloaded in her mouth then turned, squeezed my face cheeks and deposited in my mouth. DFK then spit in my mouth with a giggle.
Tipped her 60 and told her I wasn't expecting this. She said," It's OK, neither was I".Maybe different girl, they whoever is running about 6 different places was going to ask if he needs an assistant to answer all the different numbers.
ChicagoClass
04-06-20, 10:19
Victoria at CLM is a great time and def worth the trip, her thinner pictures are accurate still a great time.
Gents,
Does anyone know where Kelly from Ruby went? Happy to trade some info.
Please PM or reply. Thanks.
BeepBopBoop
04-08-20, 01:07
Hey guys, I am interested in dipping my toes into the Happy Ending game. I've seen places like CLM and ECE pop a few times on various posts and they seem pretty legit. I was hoping someone could PM about how it all works and suggestions about how to keep myself safe and how to make the most of it. Definitely worried about the potential risks, but it sounds super hot. Thanks in advance.
ZzTopSterZz
04-08-20, 15:16
Hey guys, I am interested in dipping my toes into the Happy Ending game. I've seen places like CLM and ECE pop a few times on various posts and they seem pretty legit. I was hoping someone could PM about how it all works and suggestions about how to keep myself safe and how to make the most of it. Definitely worried about the potential risks, but it sounds super hot. Thanks in advance.Suggest you wait a couple months given what's going on with Covid but what are you looking for? Just a HJ you can get an dozens if not hundreds of parlors or something more?
Hey guys, I am interested in dipping my toes into the Happy Ending game. I've seen places like CLM and ECE pop a few times on various posts and they seem pretty legit. I was hoping someone could PM about how it all works and suggestions about how to keep myself safe and how to make the most of it. Definitely worried about the potential risks, but it sounds super hot. Thanks in advanceRead the forum posts. It's all there. Most places are closed. The ones open are taking serious precautions so you will probably not get great service. Not a good time to start this hobby.
BeepBopBoop
04-08-20, 21:53
Suggest you wait a couple months given what's going on with Covid but what are you looking for? Just a HJ you can get an dozens if not hundreds of parlors or something more?Oh I am definitely going to wait but I'm bored and am stuck at home and its kinda fun figuring out what's available. I think I want something a bit more intimate than just an half decent massage and a quick pop. B2 B or Nuru with a HJ sounds p dope. Attractiveness is also important to me. Don't know if that makes sense or helps.
Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?
Well I already posted my little two week adventure here. She's gone now and I've tried getting into the JOI scene with a couple of girls I know. It's sort of fun talking up sex with girls I've actually had sex with just not exactly the same. Mainly I've just been using the opportunity to dig through my archive of homemade porn and enjoy the old hits. Got enough material to keep me sane for about a month before I start getting risky.
I have this theory that maybe I can see a girl every two weeks and quarantine myself in between. I dunno I'm a little delusional right now.
Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?
BluePillow
04-13-20, 16:07
Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.
SideTalker
04-13-20, 18:47
Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.No but had to give them my name and employer.
On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?
Has CLM ever asked you guys for verification via I'd or Business Card? Not too sure if I'm comfortable sending my business card / I'd in to them LOL.No but I was able to verify with them by providing other references.
BluePillow
04-13-20, 18:54
Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.
Her looks were okay.
Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.
Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?
HanginBalls
04-13-20, 18:58
Not asking anyone to give up the name of their favorite -- that provider maybe you've come to trust enough to gonbareback with -- but is anyone seeing "their girl" during this shutdown? Maybe you're in position to invite her over. Or vice versa. Or she's got a key to the spa and has snuck you in the back door (so to speak. Any good stories?So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".
SideTalker
04-13-20, 21:43
So. I got a text from my 50 yr. Old AMP. Called her back and she said, " You the guy with the big # at % Negotiated to $ and was at her condo within the hour. I asked her, " Why me"? She said, " I trust you and you were nice. ". I was surprised when she leaned up and kissed me on the lips! She playfully pinched my cock and led me to her bedroom. I laid on the bed and she began typical AMP massage. Within ten minutes, she reached underneath and grabbed a handful. "Ahhhhh. You hard"! She said and asked me to flip. Lo and behold she was completely naked! I was stunned because usually she lifts her shirt and lowers her shorts for roaming. She laid on the side and simulated a b / j. She is really spitting on your dick while jacking you off. She was receptive to me shifting her hips and planting her ass in my face. I went down on her and she seemed to enjoy it. Her stroke pace quickened till lo and behold I felt what I thought was her tongue flicking the head of my cock! I snuck a peek underneath her ass and it was confirmed as I saw her tongue licking my shaft! I went back to her pussy occasionally rimming her. Then the ultimate feeling occurred! I felt her mouth engulf my rod! I took another peek and again confirmed!! She was going down vigorously!! I thought I heard her say something about "not cumming in her mouth. She reached around to spread her ass cheeks indicating me to resume oral on her. That got me excited and I started moaning. She released her mouth from my cock and vigorously stroked me. Then I heard, " Ohhh!! Ohhh! Shit!! Shit! I was cumming and cumming hard! She squeezed out the last of the remnants and turned around towards me. She looked mad! Her face was laminated and cum was drooling from her face! She leaned in and parted my lips with her. Then, I felt a rush of warm, sticky fluids run down my throat! She glared at me and laughed! She said," Next time you warn me when you're cumming".Was this by any chance Helen?
Saw Elana at CLM. She was a fun person, but wanted $1 / $2 for BJ / FS. I tried her out, not worth it.
Her looks were okay.
Any more questions feel free to ask, thanks.
Does anyone have info on how much the other CLM girls charge for FS?I've been there a few times and usually +100 or +150 for FS above entry fee.
PussyPoker
04-14-20, 09:42
On another note: anyone tried Ling Ling Spa in river forest?
Strictly self service. The two girls that were there giving HE got fired. New manager name Julie. Cute older lady. She called me twice to come in for a massage because they were slow. Both times she offered SS and I refused. I asked her why she did not do HE. She told me that she knows that she could make lots of money that way. Then she said that if she started with HJ that she may do more to make more money. So she said she did not want todo that. She is happy with the 10 or 15 dollar tip she gets for her massage.
PP.
HanginBalls
04-14-20, 11:56
Was this by any chance Helen?Where is this Helen from?
UncleNutzy
04-14-20, 12:06
Despite them not having the OPEN sign on and the shades are drawn. Give them a call and go to the back door.
BluePillow
04-14-20, 12:17
Despite them not having the OPEN sign on and the shades are drawn. Give them a call and go to the back door.Anyone worth seeing at Pacifico? And by worth, I mean young and, well, not a mom LOL.
UncleNutzy
04-14-20, 12:49
Anyone worth seeing at Pacifico? And by worth, I mean young and, well, not a mom LOL.Julisa was always great, but I haven't seen her there in a while. Jasmine pretty top notch too IMHO.
SideTalker
04-14-20, 20:08
Where is this Helen from?West river spa.
HanginBalls
04-15-20, 09:09
Was this by any chance Helen?Sorry, but no. Not from the city.
On another note:
Went back to AMP lady to unload. Glared at me and said, "You expect it for free" "Last time freebie because I was horny. This time you call, you pay"! LOL! She said $$ and I cud fuk her. Came back with 1.5. She agreed on the condition that she cums first. I sais, " WTF"! She spins me around and screams," Look man. I haven't cum from dick in over two months"! I asked her how she gets off and she says," You don't worry about that" She spanks my ass and leads me to the bed. Jumps on top of me and my back cracked! Turns me over and massages me till pain subsides. Flips me over and sighs because my dick's not hard. She grumbles, " I suck your dick for two minutes then you fuck me, OK"? Drops my cock in her mouth and two minutes later gets me semi-hard. Sits up and says, " You fuck me now" Lays on her back spread eagled. Had trouble penetrating her so she moans and gets on top, grabs my dick, tickles my nuts and guides me in her. "Finally" she yells and starts riding me.
All in all great time. She had three orgasms. Odd thing is, on her third O she leaned in for a DFK. Her breath smelled like cum! After coaxing it out of her, she admitted of seeing someone just before me. I inquisitively asked her, " You let a guy cum in your mouth" She said, " Yes! For $$$ she'd let a gorilla cum in her mouth".
Wash your hands, don't pick your nose, avoid large crowds in small spaces. Basically, operate like a semi-clean, half-way decent human being and you don't have a lot to worry about. Google rubratings if you're looking for MTs.
Oh I am definitely going to wait but I'm bored and am stuck at home and its kinda fun figuring out what's available. I think I want something a bit more intimate than just an half decent massage and a quick pop. B2 B or Nuru with a HJ sounds p dope. Attractiveness is also important to me. Don't know if that makes sense or helps.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044
She's posting on Adultlook for crying out loud and is not cheap. She seemed keen for the outcall and arrived at my hotel in about 30 minutes. Watched me undress right in front of her and I'm figuring all is well. She did massage for an hour but with no particular skill, subpar really. No handshake, no roaming, no fun at all. What a disappointment.
Avoid.
BeepBopBoop
04-17-20, 20:37
Any experience or thoughts on these two providers? Thanks.
https://www.isabelapomares.com
https://www.sublimesavannah.com
Chicago Rocks
04-18-20, 09:30
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044
She's posting on Adultlook for crying out loud and is not cheap. She seemed keen for the outcall and arrived at my hotel in about 30 minutes. Watched me undress right in front of her and I'm figuring all is well. She did massage for an hour but with no particular skill, subpar really. No handshake, no roaming, no fun at all. What a disappointment.
Avoid.I got burned by her a few years ago. How do post pics like that in your ad and then not offer any extras?
Here is my old post http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=3249509&viewfull=1#post3249509.
There were other posts about her around the same time.
Stay Safe.
CR.
ReadyForRub
04-18-20, 16:14
I got burned by her a few years ago. How do post pics like that in your ad and then not offer any extras?
Here is my old post http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7597-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=3249509&viewfull=1#post3249509.
There were other posts about her around the same time.
Stay Safe.
CR.Reports about her nothing offerings have been on this site for years. The pics don't change very much.
ReadyForRub
04-18-20, 16:17
Any experience or thoughts on these two providers? Thanks.
https://www.isabelapomares.com
https://www.sublimesavannah.comJust how "exclusive" do you really believe the monthly program might be?
Member #6131
04-18-20, 18:43
Any experience or thoughts on these two providers? Thanks.
https://www.isabelapomares.com
https://www.sublimesavannah.comSensual massage is a red flag for me. Like RIP erotic massage on Lake St. (Rt. 20) in Roselle area.
Member #6131
04-18-20, 18:47
Asked if I was a customer before so, I'm going through the vetting. Good legit massage though. I'll see where this goes and report later.
Any experience or thoughts on these two providers? Thanks.
https://www.isabelapomares.com
https://www.sublimesavannah.comBoth are long time very solid providers. I know Isabel has been reviewed on here many times.
Member #6131
04-19-20, 10:46
Both are long time very solid providers. I know Isabel has been reviewed on here many times.I'm not finding positive FS reports. Maybe me.
Both are long time very solid providers. I know Isabel has been reviewed on here many times.Spent time with Savannah, great location, safe and she is beautiful. But there is no touching allowed at all. I cannot believe she would consider FS based on how she acted during massage. YMMV.
Long time fan, first post. Looking for anything that may be open near northwest side. I've seen on rubmaps that there are new reviews but idk how to confirm if any FS still out there.
ZzTopSterZz
04-19-20, 17:57
I'm not finding positive FS reports. Maybe me.I can confirm Isabela is not a FS provider. Good massage. Nice girl. Nice body getting a little extra caboose but excellent man mades. Have not seen Samantha.
HanginBalls
04-19-20, 18:06
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A2
Just an FYI.
I was listening to my scanner as I often do and a call came in about 15 minutes ago for Pacifico. A citizen called in complaining that they are opened and should not be. I was surprised to hear it over the scanner. I haven't been myself and frankly am a bit surprised they are open but just thought I would pass along the info in real time.
Stay safe out there every one.
Cmd04.
BeepBopBoop
04-20-20, 13:45
Thanks for tips, insights, and thoughts on SD and IP. Hopefully I will meet up with one or both of them soon.
Sad to hear about Juju / Selena, anyone lucky enough to get her or Kelly's digits?
StanleyStankas
04-21-20, 08:01
Just an FYI.
I was listening to my scanner as I often do and a call came in about 15 minutes ago for Pacifico. A citizen called in complaining that they are opened and should not be. I was surprised to hear it over the scanner. I haven't been myself and frankly am a bit surprised they are open but just thought I would pass along the info in real time.
Stay safe out there every one.
Cmd04.People just mind their own business and leave others be. I mean with cell phones everyone is a f**kin cop these days! Ok someone reports that the place is open so obviously they are not a customer so why care? If it's a competitor then do the same or wonder what they are doing right to attract customers in this climate that you are not! Nice mr. Cmd. That is a good move to have one of those just to track the hobby. Thank you. Stosh out with peace and wellness to all the brothers on here.
HanginBalls
04-21-20, 21:09
People just mind their own business and leave others be. I mean with cell phones everyone is a f**kin cop these days! Ok someone reports that the place is open so obviously they are not a customer so why care? If it's a competitor then do the same or wonder what they are doing right to attract customers in this climate that you are not!That is a good move to have one of those just to track the hobby. Thank you. Stosh with peace and wellness to all the brothers on here.Just came back from my g / f's (AMP lady) condo. The walls are a little thin so neighbors can hear loud noises. We're sittin' in her bedroom talking' and drinking' tea when we hear slight moans. It seemed like they were fucking and within three minutes they are done. Kim and me started laughing (I think they heard us)! Kim grabbed me by my collar and said, "If you last only three minutes I'll bite your balls off and you'll never see me again" I hadn't cum in 4 days and was concerned I would lose this 50 yr old Asian vixen! We undressed and Kim laid spread-eagled awaiting my companionship. I kissed her feet, lags and thighs then went to kiss her glistening, blossoming flower. She said, "No! I want your cock! I want it now" I said to myself, " No! No way am I going to fuck her now! I would probably blow in two minutes and that would be the end of our relationship"! She pulled me up by my hair, but I was persistent! I applied more pressure on her clit and quickly soon after Kim was pushing my head deeper into her love canal! Within ten minutes she was demanding, " Lick! Lick! Suck! Suck! She started bucking her hips and within seconds she was deeply groaning and laminated my face with her climax! We heard a "Wow" from a female voice beyond the walls! WTF!! The neighbor was listening!! WTF!!
We rested a bit, had some tea and Kim said, " Let's give them really something to listen to"! She rubbed some lube on me to get me hard. Then she squirted some on her vag. "Ready" she says as she grabs my cock and guides me in. Mish was too uncomfortable so we switched to CG. Her knees were hurtin' so we switched to K9. Kim squirted more lotion on us and away we went!! Took a few minutes for Kim to start moaning. She placed her hand on her clit and started rubbing. Then the loud moaning commenced! I started moaning and Kim felt I was about to cum. She grabbed the base of my cock and gripped it tightly to avoid me from cumming. We went back to fucking with Kim's hand blocking me from going fully in. After a few minutes Kim was getting sopping wet and her moans restarted. She started splashing and she let go of my rod to give her full throttle pounding! She raised her ass and screamed, " Fuck me!! Fuck me!! Fuck me hard!! Fuck me hard" For several minutes. My legs, stomach and sheets were soaked! I felt me start to build up and Kim screamed for me to cum in her!
I collapsed on her totally spent! After recuperating We helped each other clean up (Even helped her wash the dishes. LOL)!! We dressed and she told me she'd have me stay over, but she likes to sprawl out on the bed while sleeping. She asked me to walk out her patio door. At the door we kissed. Kim gripped my cock and asked, " You feel better now"? I groped her pussy and asked, "YOU feel better now" ? She blushingly bowed head down then raised her face to mine and said, "Yes". DFK in she opened the door for me.
As I was walked out her patio door her neighbors were sitting on the deck. The elder Asian lady pointed to my crotch. My fly was open. I zipped up and she nodded her head with a satisfied smile. Her husband didn't seem as pleased as he grimaced at me as I was leaving.
ConfuciusMan
04-21-20, 23:40
I realized that my atf therapist hasn't worked in 3 months. I have been saving a lot since the shut down. I decided to send some money to her. She didn't ask for anything. I used zelle quick pay and she text me back of how really appreciated it. I told her to treat herself to something nice. She said she was going to buy food. It hit me that we should consider sending a donation to help out. It's felt good to help out.
Very honorable and generous. Mei and I are in Temecula California now. She was two weeks away from finishing her massage classes. I'm supporting her and together we are supporting our Sunshine Health Massage. (closed until we're allowed to open). Later this summer we'll open a shop out here, somewhere in Southern Cal. I hear from many women directly and countless more indirectly about the general feeling of fear and paranoia. Several are planning to return home. Between the COVID direct fear, there's fear of retribution from Americans who blame them for the virus. So absolutely reach out to them and offer a kind word or a donation. Nobody is eating.
Takes care and stay safe.
Bob.
I realized that my atf therapist hasn't worked in 3 months. I have been saving a lot since the shut down. I decided to send some money to her. She didn't ask for anything. I used zelle quick pay and she text me back of how really appreciated it. I told her to treat herself to something nice. She said she was going to buy food. It hit me that we should consider sending a donation to help out. It's felt good to help out.
You raised an interesting point. Had quite a few customers asking about whether the girls at out shop would do home-based massages or sneak in thru the back door (no pun intended) massages. Our answer is always no, but we'll notify everyone when we do open. Mei and I are in California but we're still running the shop in Buff Grove. The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?
Thanks.
Bob.
Wash your hands, don't pick your nose, avoid large crowds in small spaces. Basically, operate like a semi-clean, half-way decent human being and you don't have a lot to worry about. Google rubratings if you're looking for MTs.
You raised an interesting point. Had quite a few customers asking about whether the girls at out shop would do home-based massages or sneak in thru the back door (no pun intended) massages. Our answer is always no, but we'll notify everyone when we do open. Mei and I are in California but we're still running the shop in Buff Grove. The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?
Thanks.
Bob.I would not object to paper covering the tables, disinfecting the face hole between customers. At this point you could wipe me down with an alcohol swab and I wouldn't object.
George Stark
04-22-20, 19:17
Masks on customers, too. When you wear a mask, you're protecting others from you, as much or more as protecting yourself from them.
The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?
Thanks.
Bob.
Good advice. Stay safe.
Bob (and Mei).
Masks on customers, too. When you wear a mask, you're protecting others from you, as much or more as protecting yourself from them.
BluePillow
04-23-20, 20:24
Saw Lexi & Maya.
Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.
CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!
Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.
Saw Lexi & Maya.
Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.
CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!
Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.Just visited there a couple days ago. Saw Melissa. Mid thitips. And the pictures don't do her justice. She has a tight MILF body with amazing tits. Damage was house fee plus 150 for FS. Kinda the dirty housewife next door who looks innocent but is really a sexpot.
Saw Lexi & Maya.
Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.
CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!
Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.I have seen quite a few girls there. Lexi is the all time worst. I don't know why people waste their money on her. Jenny is fun but I think she is trying to raise her price. Sandra was fun and can take a pounding. Jessica is a lot of fun. Kasia was 100 for FS but her pics are fake and she is kind of chubby. Victoria is next on my list. 200 for me would not be worth it. I know a couple SA girls that wouldnfuck for less.
Saw Lexi & Maya.
Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.
CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!
Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.Thanks for the report on Lexi. I wanted to see her but it sounds like her picture is not accurate. Saw Jessica twice, both times were a blast. Saw Sarah once and was fun, want to see again. Neither of them were rushed, take a look at my past posts for details. Claire has good reviews but have not seen her. Would like to see Lilly but doesn't seem to be around. Kayah did not impress me.
GoldenGreek
04-24-20, 02:14
What is CLM?
BluePillow
04-24-20, 12:22
What is CLM?https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/
HanginBalls
04-24-20, 18:38
What is CLM?Cum Last Motherfucker!! Lololol.
HanginBalls
04-24-20, 19:25
People just mind their own business and leave others be. I mean with cell phones everyone is a f**kin cop these days! Ok someone reports that the place is open so obviously they are not a customer so why care? So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!
RattleHead
04-24-20, 22:45
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.
I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.Sorry to disappoint but the Milwaukee location is near Milwaukee Ave and I-90/94 merge in Chicago.
JolieThornDog
04-25-20, 14:00
So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!The way things are right now I'd GLADLY take that.
ApplePiePussy
04-25-20, 14:20
So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.
Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.I've been with a handful of 50 + year old Chinese girls and each of them were hot in their own way. Your average, well kept Asian girls looks anywhere from 10 to 15 years younger than their actual age.
HanginBalls
04-25-20, 16:45
The way things are right now I'd GLADLY take that.Kim (The 50 yr old AMP) calls me up and says, " Baby, come over! My back is sore and I need massage! You come over"? I hem and haw over it. I'm tired, achy and exhausted! She encourages me by saying she'd reciprocate and let me fuck her as well! I said "Raw"? She said, "No! I have rubbers". I know she does not have condoms because we ran out and I know damn well she's too lazy to run out to the store and buy some! I smell something "Fishy" here!
She answers the door nude, LFK, grabs my hand and whisks me to the bedroom. She flops on the bed face first. I take the lead and start massaging her. I massage her for 45 minutes (I'm a clock watcher! Lolol) and she raises her hips, spreads her cheeks and says, "Lick" (She doesn't even ask. LOL)! I turn on my back underneath her and start flailing away at her hanging labias. All the sudden I feel her hand push my head down from between her legs! I scooch out. Kim raised her hips and with both hands spreads her cheeks exposing her asshole and says, "Lick"! This broad's got a lot of nerve! But, her ass looks appealing and I dive in! I start rimming her and after a few minutes she says, "Fuck"! So, I start to get up to straddle her and she says, "No!! She spreads her cheeks again exposing her glistening asshole and says, " Fuck me with your tongue" I cave in and probe her orally. I pick up the pace while Kim starts masturbating. After fifteen minutes of tongue probing (believe me. I went deep) she unloads in her hand soaking the sheets and even my chin. She sticks out her fingers and asks if I want to taste? I said. "Lady, I just had my tongue up your ass for the better part of twenty minutes, what difference would it make"? She tells me not to be a smart ass and asks me to wash up and get her a towel.
I'm sittin' on the toilet takin' a dump (I guess the shit you eat's got to go somewhere) with a semi and I hear her say, "Hurry with the towel"! I say, " I'm sitting here with a face full of shit! Hold on" She laughs and calls me an "asshole". I tell her, " I am what I eat"! She laughs again and mumbles something. After about ten minutes of freshening up I enter her room and lo and behold! Kim's unconscious!! I tried to wake her, but not happening! I threw my hands up in the air. Said, "WTF", draped a towel over her ass, kissed her on the cheek and made my way home!
I guess I'll have to wait for reciprocity!!
This place is now closed. But I forgotten to get Anne number before. I was wondering if any of you have her number or know where she went to. She gave a decent massage.Does anybody here have any leads for her?
HanginBalls
04-25-20, 19:41
Nothing here grosses me out except for the 50 yr old part. Yuck.As you proceed on in life you'll understand. I was with a twenty somethin yr old. Granted her tits and ass were firmer her pussy was tighter and so was her skin. Her kisses were luke warm, her b / j was meh, she was li'l insecure and a bit despondent. Also, they're more inhibitive!
The 50 yr old I'm with now is a horn dog! Her kisses are blazing! Her tits though saggy are way sensitive and stimulated properly gets her soaking wet! Her ass though not as firm is still soft to the touch! Her pussy though not as tight as a virgin is still nice to feel and when most mature ladies are about ready to cum their walls will grip your cock like a python on it's prey! The mature lady is also more exhibitive. For example: My lady (and I use that term loosely! Lolol) enjoys analingus as well as anal fingering (we'll see about anal sex in the future. I hope)! I don't think there are many ladies under 25 who would get into that. My lady happened to start enjoying anal stimulation around 40.
So. You see where I'm going with this?
So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!Good for you. I'm nailing my regular "masseuse" weekly, who's about 15 years younger than your friend, but I'm contributing a fuck-ton more than $30!! LOL.
RattleHead
04-26-20, 14:28
Sorry to disappoint but the Milwaukee location is near Milwaukee Ave and I-90/94 merge in Chicago.Thanks TJ. I felt dumb asking the question, but the way the locations are listed on their website, it was hard to tell.
BluePillow
04-26-20, 14:30
Thanks TJ. I felt dumb asking the question, but the way the locations are listed on their website, it was hard to tell.I definitely thought the same, until the booker mentioned it wasn't actually in Wisconsin. Them having a place in O'Hare made me think Milwaukee in Wisconsin.
BluePillow
04-26-20, 14:33
I saw Sarah at CLM, been getting pretty busy with this hobby since quarantine and tax refunds are coming in. Sarah is a MILF. She's in her 40's or 50's. But, she has a pretty nice attitude and the bangs were decent. HH turned into 45 minutes, not rushed at all. She's probably the best person I've seen in terms of attitude and bangs so far (vs. Elana, Lexi, and Maya). But, definitely not as hot unless you're into MILFs.
Would recommend if you like older women. She quoted $1 for FS, talked her down into $. 8 - certainly best value.
ApplePiePussy
04-27-20, 02:01
As you proceed on in life you'll understand. I was with a twenty somethin yr old. Granted her tits and ass were firmer her pussy was tighter and so was her skin. Her kisses were luke warm, her b / j was meh, she was li'l insecure and a bit despondent. Also, they're more inhibitive!
The 50 yr old I'm with now is a horn dog! Her kisses are blazing! Her tits though saggy are way sensitive and stimulated properly gets her soaking wet! Her ass though not as firm is still soft to the touch! Her pussy though not as tight as a virgin is still nice to feel and when most mature ladies are about ready to cum their walls will grip your cock like a python on it's prey! The mature lady is also more exhibitive. For example: My lady (and I use that term loosely! Lolol) enjoys analingus as well as anal fingering (we'll see about anal sex in the future. I hope)! I don't think there are many ladies under 25 who would get into that. My lady happened to start enjoying anal stimulation around 40.
So. You see where I'm going with this?I do see where you're going with it. The service is 10 times better. But for me it's a visual experience first and a service experience second. If they aren't attractive, I feel down after I finish no matter how much fun it was. If they are super attractive and there's even just a little bit of chemistry, I feel high for the next 72 hours.
HanginBalls
04-27-20, 03:20
I do see where you're going with it. The service is 10 times better. But for me it's a visual experience first and a service experience second. If they aren't attractive, I feel down after I finish no matter how much fun it was. If they are super attractive and there's even just a little bit of chemistry, I feel high for the next 72 hours.I'm over at my MILF's place niece is sittin' in her living room. She's Korean, early 20's, 5'5", 105#s with long silky black hair, firm legs, a bit of a bubble butt, flat stomach, B / C cup perky tits with long nipples poking through her cut off t-shirt. She looks at Kim and nods in approval. Kim starts to leave the room and Tia crawls to me and says, It would be a privilege to pleasure me". I turn my head to look at Kim and she nods her head and closes her bedroom door behind her.
After our tryst, Tia walks out of Kim's home. I'm sitting there exhausted. I garner up the energy to hobble into Kim's room. I crawl in bed and accidentally lay on a her vibrator (which is glistened in thick moisture). I asked her, " Why? Why did you allow me to have sex with your niece? She turned to me and said, " You are a nice man. When I'm sick you bring me medicine. When I'm hungry you bring me food. When I'm thirtsy you bring me water. And when I'm sexually aroused, you satisfy my yearning. You sit with me after sex and comfort me. Here's what sealed the deal and why I still permit you in my home: After you satisfied me anally with your tongue you took my shirt and wiped your face with it (I thought it was a towel). As you walked to the bathroom ii noticed you wiped your nether regions with it. When you turned on the light I heard you curse and immediately washed my shirt and hung it to dry! That is why I still allow you to still see me"! I again asked her, " What about your niece" Kim responded, " Tia is 20 and she has just started having sex. She confided in me that sex wasn't all what it was hyped up to be. The fellas she's been with have either cum too quick, (It's not hard to see why) and are not as romantic as she'd like them to be. I knew you would take your time and make sure she was satisfied. I could tell from her passionate moans, she was. " She asked, "Did Tia satisfy me"? Before I could answer Kim reached down to squeeze out the remnants of my soft cock and brought it to her lips. "I see she did. I taught her well"! Kim turned to me and kissed my lips and said, " Tonight we rest. Tomorrow you fuck my brains out".
I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looks.
Has anyone ever heard of or tried zen aura.com for massage services?
I've seen three girls there, but I can only speak to two of them, Jenny and Claire. Jenny is the fashionable choice because she has that lolita with braces thing going, and does that cutesy "oh noes, I made such a mess of your cock, daddy. Please don't be mad" thing that old pervs seem to really get off on. But she doesn't kiss, doesn't fuck, and would not do a BBBJ even if I offered extra on top of the extra and promised not to CIM. Some guys might have been grandfathered in but I wasn't and it didn't seem to live up to the hype at all.
Claire isn't as attractive as Jenny but I think she's a sexy early 30's ex-stripper type. For the same price we basically spent the hour doing a full on GFE. DFK, BBBJ, 69, no real limits. She came so much the bed was soaked with wet spots and she had my cum on or in every part of her body by the time I was done. Some guys complained about BO or hygiene issues but I never personally experienced that problem. I just loved how much she loved sex.
I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looks.
I can confirm Isabela is not a FS provider. Good massage. Nice girl. Nice body getting a little extra caboose but excellent man mades. Have not seen Samantha.Yes very Amazing!
Damn missing here now. You made me think about good times Amazing HE and BBBJ!
So what was Victoria like anyway?
I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looks.
I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looksI saw Jessica twice and had a wild ride both times. Sarah was fun also. Check out my past posts.
Member #2104
04-28-20, 10:01
Reading these great stories reminds me how much I miss the SXL ladies.
Kelly is just great and I wish I could see her during the shutdown.
If anyone has any way to contact her Please PM me.
WillyWonkHer
04-28-20, 12:41
It's been so long this quarantine sucks do s anybody know any place south I could visit for a massage? Safe with a mask of course. Or is every every place not accepting visits still? And if not any ideas of when they'll open again? I got my first HE before all this happened and I've been wanting to do it again for months.
Machine7655
04-28-20, 17:23
I've visited CLM a couple of times. So far I've seen Victoria, Jenny, and Claire. Before this all started, I wanted to schedule something with Sandra, but I have not seen her on the roster for awhile now. Just curious to see who is everyone's fav. I would say mine so far is Jenny in terms of service & looksLilly is my ATF. BB greek on menu. Braces too. Her man mades now are a turn off tho tbh.
Claire was gnarly. Stinky crotch like fish and offered a BBBJ I had to respectfully decline. Natural DDs were only good aspect.
Nikki, who is now indy, was hot. MILF blonde w spinner body.
How is Maya OR Ivy OR Lexi?
So what was Victoria like anyway?I enjoyed my first visit with her went with some upgrades. Performance was good the first time. My 2nd visit with her was little different, not as enthusiastic. She is attractive tho, small body. Maybe she just had a bad day during my 2nd visit.
BluePillow
04-28-20, 19:01
Lilly is my ATF. BB greek on menu. Braces too. Her man mades now are a turn off tho tbh.
Claire was gnarly. Stinky crotch like fish and offered a BBBJ I had to respectfully decline. Natural DDs were only good aspect.
Nikki, who is now indy, was hot. MILF blonde w spinner body.
How is Maya OR Ivy OR Lexi?Lexi is not skinny like her pics. She's a girl that has since gained 15 pounds. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, definitely not worth it.
TheloMounaki
04-28-20, 21:28
Is this Kim you speak of also known as "Happy".
I'm over at my MILF's place niece is sittin' in her living room. She's Korean, early 20's, 5'5", 105#s with long silky black hair, firm legs, a bit of a bubble butt, flat stomach, B / C cup perky tits with long nipples poking through her cut off t-shirt. She looks at Kim and nods in approval. Kim starts to leave the room and Tia crawls to me and says, It would be a privilege to pleasure me". I turn my head to look at Kim and she nods her head and closes her bedroom door behind her.
After our tryst, Tia walks out of Kim's home. I'm sitting there exhausted. I garner up the energy to hobble into Kim's room. I crawl in bed and accidentally lay on a her vibrator (which is glistened in thick moisture). I asked her, " Why? Why did you allow me to have sex with your niece? She turned to me and said, " You are a nice man. When I'm sick you bring me medicine. When I'm hungry you bring me food. When I'm thirtsy you bring me water. And when I'm sexually aroused, you satisfy my yearning. You sit with me after sex and comfort me. Here's what sealed the deal and why I still permit you in my home: After you satisfied me anally with your tongue you took my shirt and wiped your face with it (I thought it was a towel). As you walked to the bathroom ii noticed you wiped your nether regions with it. When you turned on the light I heard you curse and immediately washed my shirt and hung it to dry! That is why I still allow you to still see me"! I again asked her, " What about your niece" Kim responded, " Tia is 20 and she has just started having sex. She confided in me that sex wasn't all what it was hyped up to be. The fellas she's been with have either cum too quick, (It's not hard to see why) and are not as romantic as she'd like them to be. I knew you would take your time and make sure she was satisfied. I could tell from her passionate moans, she was. " She asked, "Did Tia satisfy me"? Before I could answer Kim reached down to squeeze out the remnants of my soft cock and brought it to her lips. "I see she did. I taught her well"! Kim turned to me and kissed my lips and said, " Tonight we rest. Tomorrow you fuck my brains out".
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/Was originally called Chicagolandmassage.net and that URL still takes you to their website.
SideTalker
04-29-20, 18:13
Lavender nail and spa seems to be closed for good with a big for rent sign in the window.
Will abstain for a bit longer but may need some release soon. Other than CLM and the agencies, anything open?
Thanks and stay safe.
Has anyone try this:
https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/rose-spa-open-24hr-full-body-massage-enjoy-every-day-ruthjack246-gmail__1588312270-40101725
It's too good to be real.
Thanks for any info.
Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405
Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405
Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.I saw several ads with the same type of contact. Email with something sexual in the subject line etc. I did not respond because it looks like click bait to get your email, suck you into some pay site etc. I did not want to risk getting spammed etc. And jerked around by a ghost. Just my gut feeling.
Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.Claire is a little polarizing here. Personally, she's my second favorite "massage" experience ever (#1 retired). Other guys here are less than impressed. She charges $200 on top of the entrance fee for FS, which includes BBBJ, DATY and if she likes you, maybe even some DFK. I haven't seen anybody else at CLM yet who does all of that.
If you see her would love for you to weigh in on the debate.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405
Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.If the pics are accurate, I may have seen her 5 yrs or so ago. She was much shorter and bigger in person. Had found her thru S. A. She used to be near Elgin and work in Schaumburg. Pretty mechanical plus the distance for me, didn't pursue again.
I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/166405
Found this on RR and I'm tempted to check out just because it's close to me. The ad might make it sound like it's just a legit massage with no extras. Anyone try and have any info they can share? I'll probably TOFFT just because a massage alone would be nice. I'll report back soon.
I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.It gets a lot of attention for business.
Who did you end up seeing? I've seen Claire recently. She does have a nice natural rack. Oral upgrade was a little toothy for my liking. Probably won't repeat anytime soon because I want to try out the other girls at CLM. I would probably repeat Jenny out of the ones I have seen so far.
Trying to decide which girl to see today. Claire tops the list, so was curious if anyone knew what her FS upcharge was. Have decent luck with Melissa and Jessica being closer to the $100 range but have heard some of them are closer to $200.
Has anyone try this:
https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/rose-spa-open-24hr-full-body-massage-enjoy-every-day-ruthjack246-gmail__1588312270-40101725
It's too good to be real.
Thanks for any info.Almost any time there's an email address and no other contact info it's just a scam to get your email.
-w.
If the pics are accurate, I may have seen her 5 yrs or so ago. She was much shorter and bigger in person. Had found her thru S. A. She used to be near Elgin and work in Schaumburg. Pretty mechanical plus the distance for me, didn't pursue again.Correction -- not elgin, in Crystal lake. Never repeated.
How reliable is that rub maps site cause I've been trying to find a good AMP but haven't had any luck and saw that site.
Heard a rumor from a girl who doesn't work at this particular place that a north side spa is discreetly allowing 1:1 appointments. I won't post the name her for obvious reasons. The sad thing is I've known the mamasan here many years, dating back to her previous employer. But never got her digits, alas. Yes, rookie mistake! Anyway, willing to share on PM, but can someone share any insight about how to avoid sharing info with someone who might use it for nefarious purposes?
ZzTopSterZz
05-02-20, 20:02
How reliable is that rub maps site cause I've been trying to find a good AMP but haven't had any luck and saw that site.Rubmaps seems to have a lot of BS. Most AMP's are discussed here. Use the search and RTFF you'll prob find what you need.
I never understood what women think when they post pictures like that in a massage ad and then get offended when guys assume they are at least getting a handie.Think about it for a moment, She got your attention. You contacted her, Then either you end up at her place or she ends up at yours. Holy cow! That is not what her ad looks like! And this is not the service offered in the ad! And dammit, she is going for an upsell! This is not exactly a new occurrence. She is not online to make you happy. She is trying to make money. Once she is in the room, will you send her away or are you that horny? And what are you going to do, report her to the cops? Or maybe the Better Business Bureau? Hey, I want to file a complaint! My prostitute is not what she looked like in the ad or offering me the service I expected! As stated previously a few days ago, when someone brought up the subject, I pointed out that some guys were very happy with their purchases, but based on comments here, a lot more guys were disappointed. It's like people that buy clothing from Amazon without trying it on first, then get upset that it looks or fits different when they get it. I'm an old fart that wants to see the merchandise before paying.
Has anyone been to D&D or Comfort on Archer. I pass by them all the time but never stop by.Never been to D&D, been to Comfort a few times. I've always enjoyed Comfort.
Hey fellow mongers been lurking reading for about a little over a year, I can vounch fir sxl spa but does anyone have juju contact info. Been wanting to go to a parlor for a while but it's lockdown. Can anyone help? LOL.
Hey y'all. Staying (relatively) safe? Getting tough convincing the little head that the big head knows better during the lockdown.
This place looks interesting -.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/155639
Anyone had any experience here? It looks like there are recent reviews. I understand that many of the reviews on RR are bogus, and that reviews drive business especially now (big head talking.). But, looks like this place might be an option (little head talking.).
Any thoughts?
Now that we're in California, it's gotten a little harder to keep tabs on when Chicago (actually Buffalo Grove) will end the shutdown (for SPAs). We temporarily closed our little shop and recently we've been getting a lot of calls asking about when we'll reopen. I've been guessing May 31. But I wonder what you guys are hearing.
Thanks, and stay safe.
Bob.
Now that we're in California, it's gotten a little harder to keep tabs on when Chicago (actually Buffalo Grove) will end the shutdown (for SPAs). We temporarily closed our little shop and recently we've been getting a lot of calls asking about when we'll reopen. I've been guessing May 31. But I wonder what you guys are hearing.
Thanks, and stay safe.
Bob.My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.
Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.
Thanks for the update. Think California will be similar. As soon as there is some governmental green light we'll open. Our partner in the BG shop is still pretty worried about the virus. But we've been getting inquiries every day.
Take care everyone.
Bob.
My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.
Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.
George Stark
05-05-20, 06:37
My thoughts are that everything may totally or at least partially re-open June 1st. There seems to be almost daily pressure to re-open and I have noticed more traffic on the roads as more people are going out.
Hope things are going well for you and it's good to see you posting again.I think things will be phased, by service and area. We'll be lucky if they allow any near suburbs to open while the city is locked. And the city isn't looking good.
I think spas my be in the later phases, as the interaction is closer. Can't really social distance.
Plus I think that fat fuck Pritzker is going to stall. These Leftist pieces of shit *love* the power.
StanleyStankas
05-05-20, 06:57
I think things will be phased, by service and area. We'll be lucky if they allow any near suburbs to open while the city is locked. And the city isn't looking good.
I think spas my be in the later phases, as the interaction is closer. Can't really social distance.
Plus I think that fat fuck Pritzker is going to stall. These Leftist pieces of shit *love* the power.Mr. Stark. It's all and I mean all a line of b s. Even their local (I am a mile outside of the city by choice as I no longer want to be sucker punched for high wheel taxes nor real estate tax) mayor is the same. All about safety and cleanliness! Really? Then I woke up. Very early and had my coffee! Since we are all on shutdown the only time I go into the city as in downtown is to pickup my mail. On the way back one of the streets by uic was blocked so instead of going back through the west loop I figured I'd shoot down des plaines to roosevelt to damen north to come back home. Well I have seen a lot of pods of homeless in my days down there in front of abandoned buildings, behind the wally world off grand, under expressways, however I have never seen what I saw at roosevelt just in the embankment of the ryan. Tents and tents of homeless with their bq's, signs hung on the fence, the cardboard box condos, etc! So why isn't that covered more in the main stream media about the spread? And their streets except the immediate downtown are falling apart. So imo it's all for the cameras. they say and do whatever people want to hear so they get voted in at the next election! wtf would jumbo want to run a state except for the power? his inheritance is like his physique enormous! Plus that cut and color for his/her honor did wonders for her/him! Stosh out and all imo- I'll sit back down now and be quiet!
Mr. Stark. It's all and I mean all a line of b s. Even their local (I am a mile outside of the city by choice as I no longer want to be sucker punched for high wheel taxes nor real estate tax) mayor is the same. All about safety and cleanliness! Really? Then I woke up. Very early and had my coffee! Since we are all on shutdown the only time I go into the city as in downtown is to pickup my mail. On the way back one of the streets by uic was blocked so instead of going back through the west loop I figured I'd shoot down des plaines to roosevelt to damen north to come back home. Well I have seen a lot of pods of homeless in my days down there in front of abandoned buildings, behind the wally world off grand, under expressways, however I have never seen what I saw at roosevelt just in the embankment of the ryan. Tents and tents of homeless with their bq's, signs hung on the fence, the cardboard box condos, etc! So why isn't that covered more in the main stream media about the spread? And their streets except the immediate downtown are falling apart. So imo it's all for the cameras. they say and do whatever people want to hear so they get voted in at the next election! wtf would jumbo want to run a state except for the power? his inheritance is like his physique enormous! Plus that cut and color for his/her honor did wonders for her/him! Stosh out and all imo- I'll sit back down now and be quiet!If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?
+1000. Agree 100%.
If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?
If we stick to porn, without politics, on this board?Great idea. There's a section for Bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy. This political stuff all belongs there.
Never been to D&D, been to Comfort a few times. I've always enjoyed Comfort.Big sign in the window.
ApplePiePussy
05-07-20, 14:21
Big sign in the window.I have a feeling this is going to be a common scene over the next 6 months. It's pointless paying rent if you can't have any income and when they do finally open, they will have far fewer clients until the vaccine is released. This great hobby depression is among us.
I have a feeling this is going to be a common scene over the next 6 months. It's pointless paying rent if you can't have any income and when they do finally open, they will have far fewer clients until the vaccine is released. This great hobby depression is among us.I agree. I think you'll see a consolidation of MTs among parlors that have managed to stay open. The girls who broke off to start their own or ventured out to those random suburban locations will start coming back to what they know is good. There will be fewer parlors, that's for sure.
Producer79
05-07-20, 14:41
I am going to miss this place, I was my 100% guarantee for activity. Back to the drawing board for me!
I have a feeling this is going to be a common scene over the next 6 months. It's pointless paying rent if you can't have any income and when they do finally open, they will have far fewer clients until the vaccine is released. This great hobby depression is among us.There is no guarantee a vaccine will ever be released.
Thanks for the update. Think California will be similar. As soon as there is some governmental green light we'll open. Our partner in the BG shop is still pretty worried about the virus. But we've been getting inquiries every day.
Take care everyone.
Bob.I figure until a vaccine, or a steady decline in COVID-19 cases occurs, its a losing proposition for most parlors.
HanginBalls
05-08-20, 02:55
The girls who broke off to start their own ventureThat's for sure! My 50 yr old AMP is now starting to see some of her higher donating regs! The last few days all I've been doing is giving her one hour massages! Last night we laid in bed and noticed I was hard as a rock! "Geez, honey! I'm so sorry! My mouth and pussy are sore! Would you mind jacking off tonight? You can even cum on my face" I was perturbed as much as horny! So, she tickled my balls as I nutted on her face! "Asshole", she called me as I blew on her silky, soft hair!
Sometimes you have to give a little and sometimes you have to take a lot!
BabeLover303
05-08-20, 13:19
Hey fellow mongers been lurking reading for about a little over a year, I can vounch fir sxl spa but does anyone have juju contact info. Been wanting to go to a parlor for a while but it's lockdown. Can anyone help? LOL.What do you mean about SXL? Is it gone for good or just closed for the meantime? I thought they were secretly open for a while. Also if anybody knows the whereabouts of Emily please let me know!
What do you mean about SXL? Is it gone for good or just closed for the meantime? I thought they were secretly open for a while. Also if anybody knows the whereabouts of Emily please let me know!Not aware of any plans for permanent closure. Last I heard, Emily went to China. Don't know if that is permanent move or if she'll be back.
BabeLover303
05-09-20, 04:19
Long story short, I saw a new post on RM that had AD Health Spa that opened up kind close by.
I texted the number and got in touch with someone saying to call them on Sunday to talk more about details.
I see the ONE review that this place has might be fake but I'm kinda bored and wondering if I should TOFTT?
HanginBalls
05-09-20, 12:38
Long story short, I saw a new post on RM that had AD Health Spa that opened up kind close by.
I texted the number and got in touch with someone saying to call them on Sunday to talk more about details.
I see the ONE review that this place has might be fake but I'm kinda bored and wondering if I should TOFTT?Or dive into the river of risk! Either way report back. BTW. What is RM?
Or dive into the river of risk! Either way report back. BTW. What is RM?RM = Rubmaps.
UncleNutzy
05-09-20, 17:09
Or dive into the river of risk! Either way report back. BTW. What is RM?RubMaps.com pay site, but some pretty reliable reviews.
Long story short, I saw a new post on RM that had AD Health Spa that opened up kind close by.
I texted the number and got in touch with someone saying to call them on Sunday to talk more about details.
I see the ONE review that this place has might be fake but I'm kinda bored and wondering if I should TOFTT?On your call / visit. PM is fine although I'm guessing a lot of others are interested too.
-w.
Member #6059
05-12-20, 15:29
I always see an add pop up like this here and there. Look familiar to anyone?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/135073
I always see an add pop up like this here and there. Look familiar to anyone?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/135073With the location only listed as "her place" and a call only, no text policy I'd pass. If I remember right those ads usually were for jack shacks where you'll spend tons for very little.
-w.
Got my stimulus check and am in need of a crappy massage. Anyone know of a parlor that's actually open or will answer a call or text? I'm to the point where I'm thinking about rejoining RM even though I know that most of the posts are bullshit there.
-w.
With the location only listed as "her place" and a call only, no text policy I'd pass. If I remember right those ads usually were for jack shacks where you'll spend tons for very little.
-w.I saw her last year. She's cute but not the one in the pics. Expensive l1 w / fiv. YMMV, I'd probably repeat if I was hard up enough.
Captain1954
05-13-20, 11:41
Got my stimulus check and am in need of a crappy massage. Anyone know of a parlor that's actually open or will answer a call or text? I'm to the point where I'm thinking about rejoining RM even though I know that most of the posts are bullshit there.
-w.Angel on Irving Park road is open to known customers, call papa San and if he knows you he will hook you up most of the full service shops like 35th etc are "discreetly " open it looks like if the "MTs" that live in the shops are working.
Anyone know if Norwood Massage Clinic is open?
Angel on Irving Park road is open to known customers, call papa San and if he knows you he will hook you up most of the full service shops like 35th etc are "discreetly " open it looks like if the "MTs" that live in the shops are working.How can you contact them. Nobody answers the phones or responds to text messages.
I hadn't posted about my visit because it wasn't anything worthwhile. I visited almost 2 weeks ago. I called one of the AMPs that was in the neighborhood but thought would be secluded enough from traffic, and got an answer when I called. I was also able to communicate through text with same number that is listed to the place. Face down worked on my shoulders, back and legs and then at the end flipped and got a HJ. Not a great or terrible massage and same goes for looks of the therapist. Maybe 40's with average body and face. AMP is on northwest side of city. Big plus was me asking and being able to use the back entrance on my way out, would probably be best to enter through there as well. Probably won't repeat as I am looking for somewhere where I can get FS.
I hadn't posted about my visit because it wasn't anything worthwhile. I visited almost 2 weeks ago. I called one of the AMPs that was in the neighborhood but thought would be secluded enough from traffic, and got an answer when I called. I was also able to communicate through text with same number that is listed to the place. Face down worked on my shoulders, back and legs and then at the end flipped and got a HJ. Not a great or terrible massage and same goes for looks of the therapist. Maybe 40's with average body and face. AMP is on northwest side of city. Big plus was me asking and being able to use the back entrance on my way out, would probably be best to enter through there as well. Probably won't repeat as I am looking for somewhere where I can get FS.I'm guessing Beautiful Oriental. Near the McDonald's there. Haven't called but figure they'd be a place to still take guys in.
How can you contact them. Nobody answers the phones or responds to text messages.Then papa San doesn't know you that why he not answering.
Looks like parlors won't open up soon. Maybe June at earliest if we're lucky. Going crazy. Not feeling like hitting the apartments.
Looks like parlors won't open up soon. Maybe June at earliest if we're lucky. Going crazy. Not feeling like hitting the apartments.Is there one particular that has a good rotation? I'm looking for more than the standard HJ given at a parlor.
ApplePiePussy
05-16-20, 14:19
Looks like parlors won't open up soon. Maybe June at earliest if we're lucky. Going crazy. Not feeling like hitting the apartments.Even if they do open in June, who knows what kind of talent will be available? How many girls simply went back to China to ride it out? One thing is for sure, no new talent will be coming for the foreseeable future with the bans on international travel.
Service quality is going to take a major hit in my opinion. There will be far more demand than supply.
Even if they do open in June, who knows what kind of talent will be available? How many girls simply went back to China to ride it out? One thing is for sure, no new talent will be coming for the foreseeable future with the bans on international travel.
Service quality is going to take a major hit in my opinion. There will be far more demand than supply.They didn't go back yet. They are riding it out here in the USA. What they do when things open up is a mystery.
HanginBalls
05-16-20, 19:18
Even if they do open in June, who knows what kind of talent will be available? How many girls simply went back to China to ride it out?
From what I understand, none of the girls have gone back to China! My 50 yr old AMP told me this. Meanwhile, she's been seeing her higher end customers (2-3 a day). As for me, our sex life is basically non-existent! I get the, " My mouth is too sore! My pussy is too sore" story. The other day I was banging her 20 yr old "niece" when she walked in on us. She pulled my hair and said, " After you're done I want to see you"! Twenty minutes goes by and Kim comes out to see us still fucking. She yells at niece, "Did you cum yet"? She answered. " Twice"! Kim pulls me off of Tia and walks me to her room by my dick. "Tia is my b*tch! If she wants to play she has to get MY permission first!! " She goes to the front room and grabs Tia by the hair, lays K9 on the bed and says," This is your punishment!" She shoves Tia underneath her then looks at me and points to her ass and commands, " Eat"!
Needless to say Tia and I both wound up with indigestion that night!!
Even if they do open in June, who knows what kind of talent will be available? How many girls simply went back to China to ride it out? One thing is for sure, no new talent will be coming for the foreseeable future with the bans on international travel.
Service quality is going to take a major hit in my opinion. There will be far more demand than supply.I think more of the local ladies may have stuck around the Chi than thought. Guess we'll know in a few weeks.
You are lucky that there is a "niece" .
From what I understand, none of the girls have gone back to China! My 50 yr old AMP told me this. Meanwhile, she's been seeing her higher end customers (2-3 a day). As for me, our sex life is basically non-existent! I get the, " My mouth is too sore! My pussy is too sore" story. The other day I was banging her 20 yr old "niece" when she walked in on us. She pulled my hair and said, " After you're done I want to see you"! Twenty minutes goes by and Kim comes out to see us still fucking. She yells at niece, "Did you cum yet"? She answered. " Twice"! Kim pulls me off of Tia and walks me to her room by my dick. "Tia is my b*tch! If she wants to play she has to get MY permission first!! " She goes to the front room and grabs Tia by the hair, lays K9 on the bed and says," This is your punishment!" She shoves Tia underneath her then looks at me and points to her ass and commands, " Eat"!
Needless to say Tia and I both wound up with indigestion that night!!
StanleyStankas
05-17-20, 13:46
You are lucky that there is a "niece" .I want your life! Good show, my man!
HanginBalls
05-17-20, 21:07
I want your life! Good show, my man!After Tia & I consumed Kim's excretions Kim kicked us out to see her client. She told us to be back in a half hour because her client usually leaves her wanting more and she knew she I was left with a raging erection! She even warned us not to fuck while we were gone! Tia and I took off to a park and BSed till she noticed my erection. She said, " Mistress said we couldn't fuck but that doesn't mean we can't fool around"!
Half hour rolls around and we stroll back into the house to see Kim smiling with a handful of cash! Her smile sours as she notices I've lost my erection! She looks at Tia and asks her loudly, " Did you disobey me"? Tia cries, "No"! Kim whisks off my shorts and takes a whif of my nether region. "You smell like cum!" Tia clenches her lips and Kim pries her mouth open and buries her tongue in Tia's mouth. You taste like cum, " she barked. "Well, you didn't say we couldn't fool around, only not to fuck", I sassed at Kim. She grabbed both of us by our genitalia and dragged us to the bedroom. Kim took the K9 position and forced Tia underneath to tantalize her swollen labias. I stood there and watched as Tia's tongue was flicking a mile a minute! Kim looked at me and demanded, " WTF you staring at? I need an asshole to get licked" Thankfully, Kim was ready for fucking after a few minutes (Her ass smelled putrid). She grabbed me by my semi-hard dick and guided me towards her wet cavern. Tia's chin was dripping and she was still working her talents. Kim pushed Tia's head down and told her to get me harder. I was hard in no time and Tia went back to worshipping Kim's swollen clit. In no time I was full throttle inside Kim's pussy! Her lips were flaring and splashing her juices along Tia's neckline and upper chest and my sack was dripping! Within minutes I unloaded in Kim's gash. Kim had an explosive orgasm evidenced by her grunting and groaning. We collapsed together with Kim Queening Tia. Kim pushed up on all fours and commanded, " Open your mouth ****!" as a flood of cum poured into Tia's mouth! "You like my man's cum"? Tia nodded. " Good, because that's the last time you'll eating his cum out of my **** for a while"! I shouted, " why"? Kim calmly turned to me and said," Well, honey. My schedule is full this week and you'll just have to wait to fuck me"! I shrugged, got up, dressed and kissed Kim as I was heading out the door. "Wait! You forgot to kiss Tia"! I turned and said, " I didn't feel like tasting my own cum". Kim said, " Well, would you like to taste Tia's"? I turned back and saw Tia's pussy wide open with her clit protruding! I walked closer as Kim buried two fingers inside Tia's pussy. Kim started jack-hammering Tia's pussy as her eyes rolled into the back of her head. Kim felt my crotch and felt it swelling. She unzipped my fly and started jacking me off while ramming Tia's pussy with her two fingers! Tia then pointed to my dick and begged if she could fuck me! Kim looked in disgust and begrudgingly said," Fine"! Kim turned around me, grabbed my ass and pushed me into Tia. Kim was controlling the thrusts as Tia complained it was too fast and too deep! Tia repositioned herself and I was banging her cervix hard. Tia dug her long nails into my back as her moans turned to growls! Her teeth clenched and her lizard tongue was dangling from it. Seconds later she dug her hands into my ass keeping me there deep inside her jet propelling pussy! I just laid there as her pussy was convulsing on my cock. After a few minutes I started to get up. Kim said, " Uh Uh. You still haven't kissed Tia yet"!
Went to CLM Sunday and saw Jessica. Fun time as always, but on the way out we ran into Victoria and had a nice 5 minute conversation before I left. She is much better looking in person than her pictures would suggest. So now I have to scratch this itch and see her. Anyone know what her upcharge is for extras and what kind of menu she offers? Anyone done nuru or Jacuzzi with her?
WoodWorker9
05-19-20, 00:05
Anyone? I get the feeling she doesn't offer any extras but just wanted to see if anyone else tried.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139070
Jasper Newton
05-19-20, 00:10
Went to CLM Sunday and saw Jessica. Fun time as always, but on the way out we ran into Victoria and had a nice 5 minute conversation before I left. She is much better looking in person than her pictures would suggest. So now I have to scratch this itch and see her. Anyone know what her upcharge is for extras and what kind of menu she offers? Anyone done nuru or Jacuzzi with her?When you do find out, please let me know! LOL. She does porn also; search Hexxxica Diavola.
MaharajaSP
05-19-20, 18:29
Hello.
I am going to visit CLM at some point this week. While I realize everyone choice of girls is personal and specific to our likes and dislikes, I am looking for reviews of your favorite CLM girl and why. I have read the posts on Victoria, Jessica, Maya etc. I am leaning towards Maya as I prefer someone girls with a great ass and full chest. Thoughts? Will report back on my session. Thanks.
Went to a spa that is open. MT probably upper 40's wearing a mask. Decided to pass. I am not going to get a massage if the MT has a mask on. Major downer.
ApplePiePussy
05-19-20, 21:58
Went to a spa that is open. MT probably upper 40's wearing a mask. Decided to pass. I am not going to get a massage if the MT has a mask on. Major downer.Masks have the same effect as those huge sunglasses girls wear. They turn 5's into 7's but also 9's into 7's.
Hello.
I am going to visit CLM at some point this week. While I realize everyone choice of girls is personal and specific to our likes and dislikes, I am looking for reviews of your favorite CLM girl and why. I have read the posts on Victoria, Jessica, Maya etc. I am leaning towards Maya as I prefer someone girls with a great ass and full chest. Thoughts? Will report back on my session. Thanks.Jessica is great but thin and flat in the areas you enjoy. Victoria has also lost some weight and is an amateur porn star (as Jasper pointed out) if that is on your list of things to try.
Starting to seek out those few that are working. I saw this on on Adult Search under "Body Rubs. " Mai Mai XXX-XXX-9719.
Just curious if anyone has seen?
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1140655
Went to a spa that is open. MT probably upper 40's wearing a mask. Decided to pass. I am not going to get a massage if the MT has a mask on. Major downer.
Masks have the same effect as those huge sunglasses girls wear. They turn 5's into 7's but also 9's into 7's.Which spa was it? I know of a few north of me, I'm in the south suburbs, but haven't been able to make it up there yet.
-w.
ChgoGuySouth
05-20-20, 10:09
Starting to seek out those few that are working. I saw this on on Adult Search under "Body Rubs. " Mai Mai XXX-XXX-9719.
Just curious if anyone has seen?
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1140655Yes, she is great! Seen her quite a few times.
HanginBalls
05-20-20, 13:07
Starting to seek out those few that are working. I saw this on on Adult Search under "Body Rubs. " Mai Mai XXX-XXX-9719.
Just curious if anyone has seen?
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1140655I remember her from a few years back. Decent massage. On the flip I asked her for FS. She said," No! Too big! Since when is nine inches too big?? I then motioned to her for BJ. She says, "Oh! You have nice, long tongue!" She then climbs aboard and sticks her crack directly in my face (Full lips on this one! She goes, "I suck, you lick"! I wouldn't have done it but she blew me raw!
I dropped her 60 and she looked at me like an alien!! I said to myself, " WTF!! I just ate this lady out for twenty minutes and she spewed in my face" I left and never turned around!
I probably would repeat. She is good looking with a great bod and tits! Plus, her head game was on point!
Yes, she is great! Seen her quite a few times.I tried contacting her before but there is never an answer back. Before the covid. Or is it one of those that you need a referral. What level of service does she provided and what does you look like? You can pm me.
ApplePiePussy
05-21-20, 14:27
Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.
BabeLover303
05-21-20, 16:28
Went to CLM Sunday and saw Jessica. Fun time as always, but on the way out we ran into Victoria and had a nice 5 minute conversation before I left. She is much better looking in person than her pictures would suggest. So now I have to scratch this itch and see her. Anyone know what her upcharge is for extras and what kind of menu she offers? Anyone done nuru or Jacuzzi with her?I checked her out around December. I wanted Sandra who I've seen once and had a great time but she wasn't around that day, so when they said Victoria was avail I pounced on the opportunity. I tried the Jacuzzi with her but I wouldn't recommend it. I say just stick to the bed with her since she takes her time and I wouldn't want to waste it getting wet then drying off. Also when she offered FS I took it but sadly came too fast. I couldn't appreciate her and it was MY fault, she's so hot. I haven't gone back because of COVID issues but it's between her and Sandra for sure!
ConfuciusMan
05-21-20, 17:26
Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.
Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.But it seems that Pritzker's plan only mentions salons, not beauty salons. Technically the parlors are closer to salons rather than spas (which typically involve a whole or multi-day stay), even though they may have spa in their names.
Does anyone have info on Summer? The place she is involved with hasn't posted anything in a while. I'm wondering if she is still available or is working independently. Moreso if there might be more available than a bodyrub. https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/312-684-6150/4/4385599.
HanginBalls
05-21-20, 21:03
Chatted with an MPA last night. Everything is opening back up on the 29th. Expect everyone to be wearing masks and it is expected of us as well.My MILF AMP G / F told me masks for newbies and some irregular regulars.
Which leads me to this story:
The old lady and me are watching some tube when we hear a knock on her patio, glass door. It's the old, Italian man with the 20" cock! "WTF! He's not supposed to be here for another hour", Kim cries! Kim and the old man talk by the door and eventually let's him in. "Hi. I'm Sal", he introduces as we shake hands. "So, you're Kim's boyfriend he asks"? "Yep" I responded as the outline of his groin is starting to bulge. I laughed and told them to "Have fun! I guess you won't be needing a mask then". Sal laughs and goes, " No, but I'll be giving her one"! He reaches into his pocket and starts peeling out Hondo's and throws two at me. " You want to watch"? Sal barks as he begins to peal off more hondos to Kim's amazement. Kim nods her head "Yes" as the old man must've stripped off 8-9 of off his stack. He throws it on the sofa and unzips his fly. "Suck my cock you sl%nt-eyed wh%re"! He demands! Kim meekly gets on her knees, opens her mouth wide and his limp snake starts to slither down her throat! I've never seen Kim be the submissive type!! I was in shock! Sal slowly guided his cock near 9"s down! I've never seen Kim take so much! You could even se the outline of his head in her neck! Kim pulled up and started gagging, spiting, drooling. As soon as she composed herself she lunged forward repeatedly and even took him deeper! This went on for a good ten minutes with Sal insulting her and calling her all sorts of racial epitaths. "This is what a real man's dick looks like! Not some puny little dick like you got, fanook"! Sal ripped! I've got eight inches and this guy was close to double the size of mine! Sal started groaning and calling her a "cum swallowing b*tch"! "Here! Take this you wh*re" as Sal started jacking off while ten inches in Kim's throat! Her eyes popping out as Sal jerked ferociously while dumping in her mouth! The old man pulled out and started glazing her face like a donut. Kim's mouth was still open with his load swimming in her mouth. The old man told her to spit in her hand and wipe it on her face! Sal even took his hand and spread it all over her! Kim's face was completely laminated!! She knelt there like an obedient slave as Sal struggled to put his junk back in his pants. He reached into his pocket and whipped a Hondo at me and a couple more in Kim's face! He looked at me and said, "That's how it's done, punk!" He looked at Kim and said, " See you later wh*re" as he made his way towards the door.
She still knelt down in shock and tears with cascades of Sal's cum dripping from her face. Funny thing is, her nipples were hard as a rock! Didshe get turned on by the abuse? Don't know. I went to the bathroom to bring her a damp towel. She was still in shock so, I started cleaning her face. I brought her mouthwash and a cup and flushed it down the toilet.
Kim was still in shock. I knelt down to Kim and started hugging and caressing her. She looked at me and told me to kiss her. We kissed deeply for a moment then she took my face in her hands and poetically said, " Of all the times you've been here we've fucked. Tonight, I need you to make love to me"!
ApplePiePussy
05-21-20, 21:52
Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.
Dreamed this was my go to place back in the day. Closed about two years ago. Cindy / Lucy was my gal, solid massage & finish every time. Had a thic ass to roam around. Miss that place & her, anyone know of her where about?
I've seen a couple of girls at CLM, I'd say so far I would repeat Jenny & Sandra. Sandra if you want a great massage too. I would say Claire does have the nicest breast if you're into that. Jenny & Victoria have nice fat asses.
Hello.
I am going to visit CLM at some point this week. While I realize everyone choice of girls is personal and specific to our likes and dislikes, I am looking for reviews of your favorite CLM girl and why. I have read the posts on Victoria, Jessica, Maya etc. I am leaning towards Maya as I prefer someone girls with a great ass and full chest. Thoughts? Will report back on my session. Thanks.
Sorry to break it to you. Spa are part of phase 4. Beauty salons and barber shops is phase 3. Probably late July or August massage spa will be allowed to open.
But it seems that Pritzker's plan only mentions salons, not beauty salons. Technically the parlors are closer to salons rather than spas (which typically involve a whole or multi-day stay), even though they may have spa in their names.Should be good to go next Friday.
CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?
It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/
-w.
I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.JB Prick-ger. A rich billionaire who has one set of standards for he and his family and another for the peons and constituents. I heard the latter also. June is next phase and salons / spa's open.
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Should be good to go next Friday.
CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?
It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/
-w.Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/21/were-not-them-were-gonna-be-smart-unlike-florida-and-georgia-chicago-will-reopen-based-on-science-lightfoot-says/?fbclid=IwAR3r__duIbClODyiPoSmvU9rVSt7b28ePi-riDsJnXLPUeOF9bNoUdgmk_Y
HanginBalls
05-24-20, 17:52
Wash your hands a lot.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/
-w.Was in a rush and had to take a pee. Men's washroom was broken, so I barged into the women's! There was a frumpy looking, full-figured, middle aged lady, shirtless with HUGE breasts busting out of her granny-bra washing her shirt. I stopped at the sink to wash my hands first. She barked, " WTH are you doing" I apologetically told her, "Lady, I really have to take a pee"! After washing my hands I bolted towards the stall, dropped my dong and let out a relieving groan as I whizzed out my beverage. Suddenly, the door slams open! "OMG!! Do you realize this is the ladies washroom and you can go to jail for this" The lady cries!"Lady, please, let me pee in peace, I replied. I'm still peeing and I notice the lady's shadow over my shoulder. I turn to her as I'm finishing up and notice her staring at my mid-section with her nickel thick nipples poking from her thick bra! I said, "Lady! WTF are you looking at"? She smiled and said, "My husband used to have a big cock and yours is about his size"! I said, " Used too"? She replied, " Yes, he passed on years ago". I gave her my condolences. With my manhood still exposed I stepped towards her, took her hand and placed it on my growing cock. Her eyes were glazing as I leaned in for a DFK! Our tongues met and I was surprised how passionately she kissed! I reached up and was amazed how big her nipples were. They must've been the biggest I felt and this was through her bra!
After a few seconds she came to her senses and jolted backwards! I told her it was ok as she apologized. I shoved Mr. Peter back into it's proper place while she re-arranged her bra fitting her breasts comfortably in her boulder holder. I gave her my phone number and leaned in for a parting kiss. As I was leaving she asked, " Aren't you going to wash your hands"? I replied, " I wash my hands before I take a pee".
Moral of the story is not that anything can happen anywhere, but wash your hands before you touch your dick!!
Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/21/were-not-them-were-gonna-be-smart-unlike-florida-and-georgia-chicago-will-reopen-based-on-science-lightfoot-says/?fbclid=IwAR3r__duIbClODyiPoSmvU9rVSt7b28ePi-riDsJnXLPUeOF9bNoUdgmk_YThis was from when he initially said the 29th for stage 3. She's saying that restaurants will hopefully be open early June later as they work on getting everything straight, so spa's should (hopefully) be in that too. Getting closer.
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-set-to-enter-phase-3-of-reopening-in-early-june-mayor-announces/2276737/
-w.
WillyWonkHer
05-25-20, 11:19
So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?
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So I've been calling an AMP every few days for the past few weeks to see if they'd be (secretly) open or maybe something private and they haven't been answering. Fast forward to yesterday and they answered but said they're still not open. Any chance that's just for legal reasons and there's a way I can get get serviced?The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.
ApplePiePussy
05-25-20, 21:55
The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.Where did you hear about half hour only massage?
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Where did you hear about half hour only massage?I believe it was the CH7 news.
The MPs in Illinois except Chicago can open on the 29th. 1/2 hour only massage with mask but we will see how that plays out.
Where did you hear about half hour only massage?This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:
Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.
Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.
In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:
I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.
Over their nose and mouth.
Ii. Massages and body treatments (e. G. Body wraps, scrubs) of 30 minutes or less.
https://www2.illinois.gov/dceo/Pages/RestoreILP3.aspx
Hello,
I'd like two 1/2 hour sessions please.
-w.
This document is applicable to businesses that meet the following criteria:
Hair salons, hair braiders, barber shops, nail salons, spas, massage parlors, waxing centers, tattoo parlors, tanning.
Salons, cosmetology schools, hair club services and other providers of personal care services.
In Phase III, services for personal care should be limited to:
I. Services which can be performed while customer and employee are wearing a face covering.
Over their nose and mouth.
IL law allows local governments to adopt a standard MORE stringent then state standard. Pritzker even acknowledged as much on May 25, 2020. So personal care services are not allowed right now, including massages. Now I have no doubt some places are illegally providing services for regular customers. But as far as being currently allowed as far as the city of Chicago, it's a no go. The city is on the lost of the three major hot spots in the U.S., along with Los Angeles and Washington, D.C.Pritzker acknowledge that Phase 3 doesn't include Chicago, and whether he wanted to or not, IL state law allows local governments to adopt standards more stringent than the state. Technically, the Cook County Commission can clamp down and not allow Phase 3 to not be implemented within the its County. Now I'm sure everyone has heard or knows of an MP illegally providing services. From what I'm aware of, that's been extended to regular customers. But if you want to meet the confines of the law (no pun intended) in Chicago, you'll need to wait until Lightfoot says so. I've heard rumblings that might not be until July 2020 at the earliest. The biggest problem is that Chicago, along with Washington D. C. and Los Angeles, are nationally the three major hotspots. Even Dr. Brix as stated that the three locations are still plateauing, I. E, still increasing, but haven't reach the downside of the curve.
https://www.pjstar.com/news/20200525/pritzker-issues-rules-as-illinois-prepares-for-reopening
I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.
I'm just curious as to what some of you / us are actually waiting for, about this quarantine ending. Is it a rubdown, a legit massage, a HJ from someone. Few of the AMPs actually have attractive massage therapists. I had success calling and visiting an AMP and didn't think much of the session. Average looking woman and ok massage with the standard HJ finish. She did say that they would be available to regulars.YEP! Heard through the grapevine and directly from a RA at an MP. If they don't know you, then you can forget it.
I believe it was the CH7 news.CH 7 doing good work with its PSA Re: MPs!
I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?
ApplePiePussy
05-26-20, 14:22
Guys, there's no way they're going to be able to know or enforce the 30 minute BS. These are the Chinese we are talking about. They will do whatever they please.
Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.
They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.
Yoni Sniffer
05-26-20, 23:00
Has anyone been to Aroma Thai Spa. I've been looking for a nice Thai massage from a pretty, open girl. I always hear about guys experience in Thailand so I wonder if there is any good Thai girls here. I'd enjoy visiting one soon.
Long story short, I saw a new post on RM that had AD Health Spa that opened up kind close by.
I texted the number and got in touch with someone saying to call them on Sunday to talk more about details.
I see the ONE review that this place has might be fake but I'm kinda bored and wondering if I should TOFTTHave you had a chance to check this place out? Live near here but wasn't sure how legit it is. Thanks!
Terrapin911
05-28-20, 04:50
Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.
They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.Fully agree! Once the doors open it will be business as usual! At least with regulars.
Been looking forward to seeing my favorite Korean gal for what seems like forever now. We have a connection a little bit beyond the norm though. She seems to really enjoy the way I service her in return for how she services me. We both smile real big when we see each other, share soft kisses and hugs while we say hello and catch up. Then usually I enjoy a great rub, and then she always seems anxious to jump on the table and spread her legs wide for me saying "now you service me" (we giggle about it often) which always leads to some passionate fucking and passionate DFK and staring into each others glazed over eyes with pure lust. There are times I have seen her that we have skipped the massage all together and gone straight to "servicing her". She even tells me come see me last call of the day so she can cum before going home for the night. On days I can't make last call and show up early she gets upset with me because if she lets me make her cum she complains she an't work the rest of the day. LOL. Call me crazy but I'm trying to get this gal to date me IRL, get to know me even better and come live with me for a while and if she likes the situation and we got along well I would marry her in a second, but so far no luck. She says she doesn't want to get married til she is done working. LOL. Sorry to drivel like this, but it's been a while now lmao.
But yeah the problem with right now is getting you in the door under lock down without drawing unwanted attention at a time everyone is on edge. When it's acceptable to walk in the front door again I can't at all imagine, at least with regulars, things will be any different than normal. If you are not a regular I could possible see some "vetting" going on for a while I guess.
TP.
I miss going to AMPs, and I'm interested to see how things will be once they reopen. I hear you'll be limited to 30-minute sessions. I think if HE is available, it will be a HJ only (and I'm guessing the MT will always have gloves on). What do you guys think?I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".
I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".BBHJNMNG = no mask no gloves
Fully agree! Once the doors open it will be business as usual! At least with regulars.
Been looking forward to seeing my favorite Korean gal for what seems like forever now. We have a connection a little bit beyond the norm though. She seems to really enjoy the way I service her in return for how she services me. We both smile real big when we see each other, share soft kisses and hugs while we say hello and catch up. Then usually I enjoy a great rub, and then she always seems anxious to jump on the table and spread her legs wide for me saying "now you service me" (we giggle about it often) which always leads to some passionate fucking and passionate DFK and staring into each others glazed over eyes with pure lust. There are times I have seen her that we have skipped the massage all together and gone straight to "servicing her". She even tells me come see me last call of the day so she can cum before going home for the night. On days I can't make last call and show up early she gets upset with me because if she lets me make her cum she complains she an't work the rest of the day. LOL. Call me crazy but I'm trying to get this gal to date me IRL, get to know me even better and come live with me for a while and if she likes the situation and we got along well I would marry her in a second, but so far no luck. She says she doesn't want to get married til she is done working. LOL. Sorry to drivel like this, but it's been a while now lmao.
But yeah the problem with right now is getting you in the door under lock down without drawing unwanted attention at a time everyone is on edge. When it's acceptable to walk in the front door again I can't at all imagine, at least with regulars, things will be any different than normal. If you are not a regular I could possible see some "vetting" going on for a while I guess.
TP.Just curious, which AMP is this you are referring to? Please point me to the right direction LOL as I been looking for pretty Korean girl but I am running out of luck!
ApplePiePussy
05-28-20, 21:55
Tomorrow's going to be an absolute orgy across the entire state. These girls better be ready.
HanginBalls
05-28-20, 21:56
I wonder if that will end up being seen as an upgrade too after this. "Managed to talk her into upgrading to a BBHJ for an extra $20. She wanted another $20 to do it maskless but I talked her down to $10".I'm sitting here reading these posts with my 50 yr old AMP girlfriend (Yes, she's laughing) with her hand on my cock! She just got up and rolled a glove on her hand! I asked her," What's that for"? She responded, " Well, it certainly isn't for your ass" Now she's rolling a condom in her mouth!
Thanks a lot guys! Now I'm getting fully protected sex form my girlfriend whom I've been fucking raw for the last two months!
Tomorrow's going to be an absolute orgy across the entire state. These girls better be ready.Got to wait until June 3!!
Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866
This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.
Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.
Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.
Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.
As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.
I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.
I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.
Guys. Be real about this. You're not going to get a hand job (and only a hand job) from a woman wearing gloves just because that's what statewide regulations say. Before covid AMPs weren't allowed to give you a HJ, or BJ, or BBBJ, or BBBJTC, or Fuck you. And they all did.
They're going to have masks and gloves in the spa so they can show they confrom and then when you're in the room and its time to pay for what you want your going to get what you want and she's going to get the money she wants and now needs even more because its been over 2 months without her being able to get 60-200 $ extra dollars from you because of 5 minutes of jerking you off, or 20 minutes of titty sex, or letting you fuck her. Its going to be fine and fun just like before.I think this will be different since they can super-easily contract corona themselves compared to your other transmitable STDs and stuff. I guess we will have to see how it goes. Sure they might be wearing gloves and masks at the entrance to stick to regulations, but I think the gloves and mask might just stay on to avoid the virus for their own personal peace of mind.
Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866
This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.
Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.
Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.
Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.
As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.
I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.
I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.Thanks for the report. I've been wondering about this place for a while. Tried to setup an appointment a couple of weeks and had to deal with a shitty attitude so I didn't go. I'll scratch this one off of my To Do List.
I saw a couple of places in the South Loop / Near South Side with their open signs on, not the good ones, unfortunately. I spoke to a lady from one of the other spas that is still closed and she is terrified by the rioting in the area.
Hi mongers, first time posting here and wanted to share my experience with Zena.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866
This was my second time at this location. The first was with Sabrina and she that was a decent experience, not the best but good enough to go back and try one of the other fine ladies she has working with her.
Yesterday decided to call and only girl available was Zena. She is a nice girl but completely botched our encounter and I won't be going back for a 3rd.
Zena is a very petitie woman with tattoos on her neck, arms and chest. Pretty face but I prefer my woman with a bit more meat on them where it matters.
Walk in and I had booked the 2. 5 VIP which included 2 pops for an HR on the milking table.
As we prepared I layed down on my belly on the table and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in. She came in with sweat pants and a bra on. She started to lightly rub down back and legs for only 15 minutes and then got to work under table with a HE. After another 10 minutes first pop done. She asked me to turn around and brought me a warm towel and that was it, she left the room. As I waited a few minutes to come in the room I realized there was no second pop and 25 minutes into the hour we were done. She came in the room and told me to hurry up and get dressed as there's another client coming in.
I was rushed with a terrible rub down and absolutely no mutual touch or any visual stimulation and won't be back.
I don't recommend Zena and quite frankly won't recommend this location. Photos and content on rubratings looks enticing but in reality it's all marketing.I appreciate this report I was looking at this place. I had been here before and I liked the milking table I can't remember the name of the Latina I got a massage from but she was decent with 2 pops and just 2 for the VIP. This was the elston and central location, my only problem with the place is that it was convenient for me to visit after work and they don't offer patrons showers and to be blunt the pillows and used tiles smelled like ass. That was the only reason I never repeated otherwise the service was good.
Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.
Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.Way overpriced. With a little research, one can find decent talent for under 250 for full hour of GFE, including BBBJ.
BeepBopBoop
06-03-20, 16:45
Has anyone seen Anita or anyone else from European massage?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/123542
Thanks!
ConfuciusMan
06-03-20, 21:29
I called today and they were open. I went for my 30 min massage and it was great massage and I left very happy. It was great to be out.
Sounds like Claire scaled back her menu a lot. Wonder if it's a COVID thing where she doesn't want to exchange bodily fluids anymore. When I saw her the first couple of times she was the most GFE experience I ever had from a masseuse. The last time was right before the pandemic started and she did reduce her menu just a little bit. Not as much you though.
Finally got around to seeing Claire. Her reviews have been all over the map, so I had to find out for myself. All in all it was a nice experience. The reports on her body are spot on. Big natural tips and a big ass to go with it. She has a great attitude and was a good time. The bad though. Not worth the 200 upcharge for FS. Contrary to previous posts, she's not a GFE, at least for first time clients. Covered everything, no kissing or DATY. Very vanilla menu and the most expensive upcharge I've seen at CLM to date. Perhaps she offers more to established clients, but at $200 upcharge, I likely won't find out.
Has anyone seen Anita or anyone else from European massage?
https://chicago.rubratings.com/123542
Thanks!Typical 262 talent, meaning not that impressive compared to other agencies. Tall and thin, face less than attractive, will do FS. Saw her twice not realizing I've seen her before. Not a bad experience, but not worth repeating.
Captain1954
06-04-20, 10:12
Decided to dip my toe back in, Yang Yang opened the door in a mask and a sundress that barely covered the good bits, decent AMP massage, then down to business as usual, mask off no kissing but that's not my thing everything else was normal multiple positions etc.
I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.
Hello Mongers,
I've been actively reading all your reports for the past 6 months and there definitely good knowledge that is being shared. I started this hobby a year ago and have many experiences to share. Here are a few.
River spa on Harlem.
Really good spa. The masseuse is hot and one of my favorites. However she strictly tried to keep it legit. It took me 3 tries before I could get her to agree for a L1. You may not score the first time like I did but I would still go for the quality of the massage and given the fact that she is hot.
Norwood Massage.
First time I had Olga. She gave me an awesome prostate massage and was even able to upgrade to L2. Sadly she isn't there anymore. There is Natalia who also gives a decent massage and L1. The providers here aren't the hottest but if you are desperate then this place isn't bad.
Green Spa Oakbrook.
Just went here recently and the provider is good looking. She had a mask on. The massage was actually good and pretty decent L1 finish. This place was open thought.
Ivy massage Lombard.
Typical Korean place. My most favorite was J. She is the hottest Asian I've come across yet. Nice boobs and ass. I think she qualifies between a spinner and borderline curvy. What makes her even better is her attitude. The moment she walks in she is GFE. I've also had Hanna here but nothing beats J.
Marigold Spa in Glenn Ellyn.
The best here is Bella. She has amazing DD boobs but only L2. Massage is blah, she just rubs for you the time until it's time to flip.
I will keep updating with more.
I was driving in the area and saw there is a now open sign where gunnison used to be (Across Butera) with a new sign for Glory spa. Little man took over, I called, and a tiny asian voice answered. Signed up for an hour. Entered from the back to find a not so tiny asian. I was in need for a strong back rub so I said screw it and paid the hour. Didn't catch her name but on her way out with the donation she said "I busy, the other girl come 2 minutes". Unfortunately an even bigger lady came in (50's? The table was sprayed, wiped, dried by her before asked to lay on it. The massage was strong but very very bad. Had no rhythm, repeated the same motion on the same area wayy to many time and mostly focused on upper back and lower legs, no tease. On the flip, focused mostly on the lower legs (that too just the right LOL). She kept trying to cover me up but was having a hard time because of my size. At the hour mark said "all done". I would have taken a L1 if she offered but she wasn't someone I would want to force an L1 out of so I said "okay" she was surprised I didn't ask for an L1 and offered a hot towel to clean up. I'm sure it's available, the lackluster massage with no tease with her looks, I just wanted to be out of there. I'd pass on this one boys.
HanginBalls
06-05-20, 15:32
I saw a new spa opening listed on RM. It called PTS spa and it by Peterson and Kimball. Have anyone gone there yet? If not when I have some free I will try it and report back.I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .
Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.
Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.She upgraded me to brief BBBJ and CFS for 150.
StanleyStankas
06-05-20, 20:32
I don't know what's gotten into my 50 yr old AMP g / f lately! I asked her for a BJ and she says, "OK". She cums out wearing a mask with a slit in it! She says," I suck your dick, but no cum in mouth" I did get to fuck her though!! .Too fuc*in funny. Mr. Balls. I still want your life! Good 1!
ShyGuyTwoPly
06-05-20, 21:11
Hey guys, going to be in the Chicago area Sunday, could anybody point me to a placeqith a really tiny asian? Don't need full ervice but want to leave happy and wouldn't mind seeing some tits. Just want some really small hands.
AngelBravo
06-06-20, 02:07
Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.Lilly is amazing, completely underrated Hispanic hottie. I will warn you that she speaks a little english but if you speak spanish to her you'll have a better time communicating. She's got amazing body, recent new boltons, and a cute face. Solid 8 on the face.
Hey guys, going to be in the Chicago area Sunday, could anybody point me to a placeqith a really tiny asian? Don't need full ervice but want to leave happy and wouldn't mind seeing some tits. Just want some really small hands.Most places are still closed, but there was a small girl at Unwind Spa (open as of yesterday) the last two times I was there.
Saw Laura this afternoon. Been wanting to check her out based on the pics alone. They definitely are taken at the right angles, but they are 95% accurate. She is very petite, with not much to show up top and a smaller tighter as than the usual crop at CLM, especially out of the girls I've seen thus far. All in all, the experience was the very definition of average. Took a shower before starting and she was waiting on the bed in her bra and panties, told me to get on the bed and off we went. Her massage is basically a body oil rub down save for the calves and the neck which for some reason she focused on. Didn't mind, because I had a sore neck anyway, but it was nevertheless kinda odd. She takes her time before the flip, so be prepared for a solid chunk of your time on your belly. Once I flipped she hopped on me reverse cowgirl style and went to work on my legs before getting to the important spot. She played with the balls for a good while which was actually kinda hot. Then she hopped off, asked if I wanted a L1 finish, which I of course accepted and she went right to work. She did allow my hand to roam where they wanted, but she wasn't exact enthusiastic about it. Once finished, showered again, paid and left. She understands English fine, buts its definitely a second language so conversation was minimal, but she makes an effort to seem happy and make you happy, but she lacks the enthusiasm I've seen with every other girl I've seen. Can't say she was bad, but she's not one of the best either. Just a very average experience. No talk of upgrades either, so not even sure if there is a menu beyond L1. A damn shame, because she has the spinner body I prefer. But I had to find out for myself. Next on the list is Lilly. Any Intel on her before I make the plunge would be appreciated and I will report back once I've seen her as well.Nice review. Which spa is CLM? Having a hard time figuring out which one that is?
Nice review. Which spa is CLM? Having a hard time figuring out which one that is?CLM = Chicago Land Massage = https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.
The name and the web page name don't match but that's just how it is.
If you like tall and thin, Laura is the best one there.
Norwood massage shows up as a laser technology place. Is there a side entrance?
Hello Mongers,
I've been actively reading all your reports for the past 6 months and there definitely good knowledge that is being shared. I started this hobby a year ago and have many experiences to share. Here are a few.
River spa on Harlem.
Really good spa. The masseuse is hot and one of my favorites. However she strictly tried to keep it legit. It took me 3 tries before I could get her to agree for a L1. You may not score the first time like I did but I would still go for the quality of the massage and given the fact that she is hot.
Norwood Massage.
First time I had Olga. She gave me an awesome prostate massage and was even able to upgrade to L2. Sadly she isn't there anymore. There is Natalia who also gives a decent massage and L1. The providers here aren't the hottest but if you are desperate then this place isn't bad.
Green Spa Oakbrook.
Just went here recently and the provider is good looking. She had a mask on. The massage was actually good and pretty decent L1 finish. This place was open thought.
Ivy massage Lombard.
Typical Korean place. My most favorite was J. She is the hottest Asian I've come across yet. Nice boobs and ass. I think she qualifies between a spinner and borderline curvy. What makes her even better is her attitude. The moment she walks in she is GFE. I've also had Hanna here but nothing beats J.
Marigold Spa in Glenn Ellyn.
The best here is Bella. She has amazing DD boobs but only L2. Massage is blah, she just rubs for you the time until it's time to flip.
I will keep updating with more.
I've been trying to get in to LT. I called and texted, but no callback or reply. Any ideas why or how to get around this problem?
VikingFan13
06-08-20, 10:42
King Spa has 2 locations in south burbs. I noticed they were open last week but when I stopped by the first location on Friday there was a sign "closed for remodeling, will open in 3 weeks. " So I went to the other location and found the same sign. Odd. Draw your own conclusions. Be safe.
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