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Went by the Sing last Thursday hoping to get Connie. Walked in and asked for her and mamasan say "she beeesy" So I get Candy a new girl from Cali one week into her post at Singapore. I really wanted Connie but Candy assured me she would take good care of me. She was A good looking lady about 30ish. Slim frame and no panties. Gave a good massage and all in for 1.7 total. A bit rushed but I was in a hurry that nite. I will definately slow her down next time around. Who got to Connie that nite anyway? I just missed getting her. She looka bery bery nice.
Where can I get a prostate massage? Some of these AMP's, you're lucky if they can say three words in english, let alone understand what "prostate" means.I've gotten one @ United (Norridge) a couple years ago, but I don't remember her name, sadly. It really depends on the provider; some won't go there at all.
It helps if you can hold out during the handshake. Then they may give a little extra effort, and resort to little tricks they know to get it over with, like massaging the asshole, which is your cue to relax it, and hope they take their cue next from there.
I've even "guided" a hand down there if she's not picking up the hints.
Good luck.
But "President Bush" is right, too.
Dangerously
11-06-07, 23:08
First time poster here. Even though I’ve been lurking here, I’m not sure about the etiquette, but here it goes.
I paid a visit to “Older BBW offering topless. Hands do the work” a while ago. She lives in Naperville and posts on CL.
Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.
She led me to the room upstairs. Lit the candles and turned on the CD. The massage oil was already warmed up.
Remember, she is 60 years old, and she is honest about her age.
I had told her beforehand that I want a prostate massage. She said ok but that would be extra.
Back massage was soft and lasted for about 20-30 minutes. Turned over, uncovered. She worked on my inner thighs and upper body. Put on some gloves and proceeded on the prostate massage. She found the prostate, massaged it for a few minutes, but it wasn’t quite strong enough for my taste. But I’m sure she will learn.
She proceeded to finish me off. She was kind enough to ask me how to best please my third leg, hard or soft, with or without oil. HJ only, I did not ask for or expect anything extra.
Massage was topless, and she encouraged me to feel her goodies.
Coolouforever
11-07-07, 21:25
Has anyone been to Aries Massage at 3029 N. Pulaski? The number is 773-5458134. I had a guy tell me that it was 40 for a half hour and 60 for an hour massage, he then told me they offered extras inlcuding 50 extra for sex which he didn't do but I think he told me 100 or 120 for a full nude massage and you can pretty much touch her anywhere you want and even suck her melons. I did call and the prices are accurate I think it's an all latina place though but I have yet to go if anyone goes please email me or tell us about your experince thanks!
New to the board and to the hobby.
I have been doing a little research on the web and found the following link for crime on the north side. You can also seach by address. Take a look.
http://www.chicagocrime.org/types/prostitution/252/
HappyGardener
11-08-07, 23:04
Has anyone been to Aries Massage at 3029 N. Pulaski? The number is 773-5458134. I had a guy tell me that it was 40 for a half hour and 60 for an hour massage, he then told me they offered extras inlcuding 50 extra for sex which he didn't do but I think he told me 100 or 120 for a full nude massage and you can pretty much touch her anywhere you want and even suck her melons. I did call and the prices are accurate I think it's an all latina place though but I have yet to go if anyone goes please email me or tell us about your experince thanks!
Lou.
Can we introduce you to our friends "the period" and "the comma"? . and ,
It would help us to read your posts.
HappyGardener
11-09-07, 01:27
Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.
So this begs the question: Was the rental car in case you got busted? So no one could trace the license plate? Because people would recognize you in your Bentley?
Now, granted, this is Napervile. They probably dont have the same impound laws as Chicago when they bust you as a John. You do know you would continue to pay the rental costs as long as the car was sitting on the impound lot and you were sitting in jail.
And unless this woman is selling Amway, I am sure her neighbors are already wondering why she gets a dozen gentleman callers a week.
Past Tense
11-09-07, 01:33
I was headed North on the Ryan today at rush hour creeping along at 15 mph and as I hit the bend toward the West a couple miles South of the Loop, I realized that Chinatown was below the roadway to the North and to my left was the stripmall section of Wentworth South of Chinatown. I couldn't actually see Alice but I could see the tops of the Buildings onthat block. So as I 'm miserably driving along in traffic I'm wondering which one of you lucky mongers is in Alice at that moment getting your pole greased and polished. Kinda made the drive go by a little faster but I do admit I was jealous. Thought about getting off at 18th but I had already called the wife with an ETA. And while I am a cad, she was saving some dinner for me. Maybe another time.
They were very busy yesterday. From my conversation with my masseuse, it seems that they just fired 3 of their girls. 1 new one is supposed coming in this Sunday. The reason fo rthe firings? My girl said "Because they were too old, and we need younger ones". I don't know if she was serious or not, but it could be true. Of the 3 girls I saw, not one is near 40, most likely mid 30s. The prettiest one, Annie, is still there. Rate is $55/hr.
Hi,
I have been looking for this relax place, do u have the address on archer ave? I am in Chicago for the weekend and am curious, do they need advance appointments?
Thanks,
Redwood1
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And unless this woman is selling Amway, I am sure her neighbors are already wondering why she gets a dozen gentleman callers a week.
I used to have a neighbor across the street like that. Hot asian divorced lady and I noticed she had an usual amount of male callers, some not in her league. I searched freakin everywhere trying to find her on an escort site somewhere without any luck. Damn I would have loved to have done some of that.
They were very busy yesterday. From my conversation with my masseuse, it seems that they just fired 3 of their girls. 1 new one is supposed coming in this Sunday. The reason fo rthe firings? My girl said "Because they were too old, and we need younger ones". I don't know if she was serious or not, but it could be true. Of the 3 girls I saw, not one is near 40, most likely mid 30s. The prettiest one, Annie, is still there. Rate is $55/hr.I drove around for an hour on archer and cant find the place! Anybody help?
Dewey Did It
11-09-07, 22:38
I visited this place a few Mondays ago, on a rainy night I recall. A short, cute Korean lady opened the door and shooshed me inside. Cece is in her early 40s but none the less a sexy little package still and extremely warm. It was .70 for an hour which included a sauna/shower room. She was very amicable with no reservations about my hands roaming. We ended with a H.R. and no tip was ever discussed, probably structured into the door fee. I will see her again! BTW, its on Irving Pk. and Central Pk.
Past Tense,
Funny, I had the same thought today driving past Exercise Spa on Alogonquin Rd.
Some monger's in there having fun.
-BR
Krackerjack
11-10-07, 01:40
1st timer here.
In the past I have been to Semina a cpl of times. Joyce and CoCo are both good, altho COCO is way better. As you all know no extras. So did a bit of research and went to Relax at 2951. Called ahead and requested for May, said I have been there once before (not). Asked for address, smart mamasan says " u said u been here". I had to say it was a looong time ago. Anyways long story short. Met May, she believed that she met me last yr. Massage was a 5. Looks real good tho 7. .55 upfront. HJ as asked for .6, i said all I had was a .4 which included tip to. Got next appt for FS @ 1. Even got digits.
So basically relaxed at relax.
Thanks for all the posts in here and so wanted to give back. Will update with more info.
Relax - 2951 S. Archer ave, corner Arch St.
Xindy - Around 2500 S Archer Ave (cor Halsted), just across the CTA Orange Line station.
Senina - 2406 S Wentworth St, Chinatown
Alice Salon - Original - in the Strip Mall on Archer Ave in Chinatown.
Alice Salon - New - 2810 S. Wentworth St.
Mercy Acupuncture - Cermak St corner Wentworth, beside the Fire Station
B & B - Cermak St near corner of Archer Ave in Chinatown.
TLC88 - 3109 S. Wallace St.
Yellow Rose - 802 W 35th St.
Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.
Raoul Duke
11-10-07, 19:03
I dunno. Looks nice, but she advertises on CL. I've never had much luck there and one never knows if she is affiliated with the men in blue. Anyone seen her? http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/473881370.html
Nicky Forza
11-10-07, 23:29
Don't forget about Elegant 237 W. 26th St and
Modern Wave 741 W. 26th St
Dangerously
11-11-07, 00:38
So this begs the question: Was the rental car in case you got busted? So no one could trace the license plate? Because people would recognize you in your Bentley?.Not to sidetrack this thread, but I mentioned the rental because I'm extremely cautious these days.
Back in the 80's, single, carefree and living in NYC, I was one of the more active mongers out there. I had no secrets at all, and was willing to share everything I knew with anybody who knew where to ask.
20 years later, with wife and children, I still like my hobby, but I'm trying not to be stupid.
My car was in the shop for repairs, so I the loaned a rental and used the opportunity to do some research.
Goat Trotter
11-11-07, 13:54
Went there recently too. Looks like they have wiped the slate clean with new faces. I saw just one new lady, June? Ok. Massage was 7/10 and standard on the flip. I've seen her somewhere before I can't figure out where.
Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.
First visit to a parlor, so I picked CTM. Made an appointment and showed up about an hour later. It was nice massage, at the end of the hour asked about the HJ. She first denied me, stating that it was illegal and that the both of us could go to jail, after a little convincing she agreed. During the HJ I asked if I could touch her, she laughed and said, oh first time and you want everything. She was very skilled. I plan to go back. Dana was her name. 7. 5 at the door and tipped her 4. Will be going back.
Coolouforever
11-12-07, 21:05
Has anyone been there yet? It's 4. for a half and 6. for the hour with extras including fs.
PussyPoker
11-12-07, 21:40
stoped by on Sat nite and the place was packed. I had Nancy for a massage. Good ts and massage. A little tease but thats it. I did see two other girls, one tall with a spinner body and very kinky hair. The other was short and a little puggy. Anyone got names and how good they are. I called contempo about a massage. The lady said 50 hour but close at 7:00. Maybe I'll try one nite this week. I walked by on sat. nite and the two girls in side were very cute.
What's up guys I wanted to try my first AMP. And I was wondering if someone can give me some suggestions on where I should go.Is china town the best option? Or does anyone have any low key spots that gives good massages and offers some extras? And along with the places can you give some names of the girls that I should ask for. I know I'm asking a lot but any help would be much appreciated.
Thanx in advancre
Happy Hunting
I have been there about 3 times and have always had a good time. However the last couple of times I've tried to go there, theres been an older white guy sitting down and says that the girls are busy and to come back in an hour. Has anyone been there recently?
Happy Meals
11-13-07, 23:32
What's up guys I wanted to try my first AMP. And I was wondering if someone can give me some suggestions on where I should go.Is china town the best option?From reading the posts here, I would say that your best shot would be to go to Chinatown. Senina seems to be quite popular in this forum.
Enderwiggen
11-14-07, 00:05
I drove around for an hour on archer and cant find the place! Anybody help?Dude, I KNOW.
If you are talking about relax, this is the EASIEST way.
Get to 290, and take it to Damen.
Take Damen south to Archer, turn left, its on your right.
Astralwerks
11-14-07, 00:09
I was in the area for some late take-out, when I decided to check out Senina's. This was around 11pm, and I saw the lights were on. I gave 'them a call, and papa-san said they were still open! So, for you mongers looking for something late, this may be it.
Anyway, got a cute 20-something named Mei/May. I got an excellent massage and probably the best teasing I've had in quite sometime, but no help from the lady. I got to feel her ass, but no touching beyond that. And I have to agree with other reports, during the ts she cleaned up the little guy nice and good; then she touched everywhere (and I mean everywhere) to help me get some satisfaction, but not where I actually needed it. Just thought that's it's unusual.
I also have to mention that this was my first time there, maybe if I build a good rapport? She was good though. I have to admit.
Astralwerks
Wiseguy100
11-14-07, 17:22
First Report, longtime reader.
After a long time I was thinking to visit one of the AMP or EMP. Read a lot on this forum. For AMP need to decide between Senina, Sing (conie) and Spa 7 or EMP thinking about Licunia (Ivana) how is she. Any one good at these above Spas,
Now we all mostly pay for 1 hr but we dont normally finish 1 hr, they pop you so fast that its like 15min must be something in that oil, not the same if I am with my GF, So guys any tricks you have which I dont know to not pop and use my full hr, I know we have lot of expertise on this board .
And here I thought I would have something enlightening to reveal for such an auspicious event... Damn.
Went to CTM and saw Dana. Nice massage. Obviously not nearly as convincing as Bneil was recently. The only hand that was shaking was mine, in disappointment. Oh well.
The frustrating thing is that I have a long history there with Lucy. Wanted to try someone new... whine...
Onward,
Arlo
Hobby Lover
11-14-07, 22:42
First time poster here. Even though I’ve been lurking here, I’m not sure about the etiquette, but here it goes.
I paid a visit to “Older BBW offering topless. Hands do the work” a while ago. She lives in Naperville and posts on CL.
Using a rental car, I cruised around the block a few times. It appeared to be a normal middle class neighborhood, with her neighbor next door watering the lawn, so I parked two blocks away. Walked down to the address and rang the bell.
She led me to the room upstairs. Lit the candles and turned on the CD. The massage oil was already warmed up.
Remember, she is 60 years old, and she is honest about her age.
I had told her beforehand that I want a prostate massage. She said ok but that would be extra.
Back massage was soft and lasted for about 20-30 minutes. Turned over, uncovered. She worked on my inner thighs and upper body. Put on some gloves and proceeded on the prostate massage. She found the prostate, massaged it for a few minutes, but it wasn’t quite strong enough for my taste. But I’m sure she will learn.
She proceeded to finish me off. She was kind enough to ask me how to best please my third leg, hard or soft, with or without oil. HJ only, I did not ask for or expect anything extra.
Massage was topless, and she encouraged me to feel her goodies.
I've seen her as well. It was one of those "what the fuck were you thinking' deals when its done. She's honest and sweet but I'd never repeat. Kind of weird having grandma jerk you off.
Hobby Lover
11-14-07, 22:56
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/478558226.html
I went here a couple of weeks ago. I think its called Lisonia or something like that.
Made arrangements and showed up. It was a decent looking hispanic woman there. I'd guess mid 20's. I went in the steam shower but they didn't have one of those zipped up bags to put your things. She gave me a plastic bag like you get at Jewel or Walgreens.
After the steam shower I went into the room and she was very cool. Not friendly at all. She gave a really good massage though. Clearly she has training and it felt good. She kept things covered though so I could tell that I wasn't going to have extras.
After the flip and she massaged the front she asked me if I wanted more and I said that I would. She said she doesn't do that but other girls there do. For that you ask for a sensual massage.
She said for the ending I could have a choice of another steam shower or a table shower and I elected the table shower. It was perfunctory.
No extras but a damn good massage. I bet the massage itself was about an hour long not including the showers It cost 65.00 and I did give her a 15. tip.
She said the 'sensual' massages cost 95. I have no idea what type of tip is required. She said they are well less than an hour long.
Can we get a massage ++ at Senina?
Visiting in town for the weekend...in need of some assistance. I am looking for an asian massage therapist that offers walk on back and table massage.
Close to wrigleyville preferred but not necessary.
Thanks from a friend from Memphis.
Pz Guy
Al Bundy78
11-18-07, 08:19
Has anyone been there yet? It's 4. for a half and 6. for the hour with extras including fs.After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.
Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.
The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!
The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.
If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!
After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price!
Coolouforever
11-18-07, 14:53
After weeks of delaying I finally went to Aries Massage, based on a tip from a fellow hobbist (boy was he ever wrong), who told me it would be 120 for a nude 30 massage with a hj and you get to touch her all over. The girl was a young latina very attractive and busty. I took the half hour massage for 40, I requested a ts but they had none so I had to use the regular stand up shower, after I got out I was freezing cold even when I got into the massage room I was still cold, they apparently had no heat in the place. The massage itself was lackluster she didn't seem into it on the flipside though as she massaged my arms, legs, and chest she offered me extras 50 for a hj, 50 for the top, 50 for the bottom, and 200 for sex. As I was thinking it over and trembling from the cold she covered my stick area with a towel, so I basically didn't get any extras based on this. However I got some payback because when she left the room so I could get dressed I did a self service job on myself with the oil I grabbed from the table and quickly dropped my load all over the massage table cover and quickly left and took off. Bad experince would not recommend.
Assman2008
11-18-07, 18:23
I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?
I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?
I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.
Stephen6868
11-19-07, 17:28
I read that it got shut down. And the phone # is disconected. Thats one over priced place we won't have to worry about anymore.
HappyGardener
11-19-07, 17:54
I was wondering if the other woman that works with Dana at CMT on Montrose is worth visiting?
I've had a massage by Dana and it was as advertised but i wonder how her partner's massage is? I think her name might be Laura?
I was wondering if maybe I can get a 4 hand massage there by both Dana and Laura at the same time.
I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.
Raoul Duke
11-19-07, 21:22
$90 is the rate, options are extra. I was quoted 60 to see the cans, but she settled for 40 when I was there yesterday. They were ginormous! So much so that they had some sag to them. Kind of unfortunate given that she was in her 20s. Please no PMs asking for her name, I didn't pay attention when the receptionist blurted it out. Unless the girl is drop dead gorgeous, I don't make a point of remembering a name. However, for those who are curious, she's short, shoulder length light brown hair, not fat but not thin either. I'll call her athletic. I'm guessing she's Polish. Pretty good teasing massage, flip was okay. She wasn't as mechanical as others I've experienced there. Best massage, in my opinion, is at CTM. However, the therapists at Lisunia are more attractive. I wish I could get the best of both worlds there, but thus far it hasn't happened.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/478558226.html
I went here a couple of weeks ago. I think its called Lisonia or something like that.
Made arrangements and showed up. It was a decent looking hispanic woman there. I'd guess mid 20's. I went in the steam shower but they didn't have one of those zipped up bags to put your things. She gave me a plastic bag like you get at Jewel or Walgreens.
After the steam shower I went into the room and she was very cool. Not friendly at all. She gave a really good massage though. Clearly she has training and it felt good. She kept things covered though so I could tell that I wasn't going to have extras.
After the flip and she massaged the front she asked me if I wanted more and I said that I would. She said she doesn't do that but other girls there do. For that you ask for a sensual massage.
She said for the ending I could have a choice of another steam shower or a table shower and I elected the table shower. It was perfunctory.
No extras but a damn good massage. I bet the massage itself was about an hour long not including the showers It cost 65.00 and I did give her a 15. tip.
She said the 'sensual' massages cost 95. I have no idea what type of tip is required. She said they are well less than an hour long.
After seeing a couple of posts on Aries I decided to TOFTT.
Overall I would have to say that my experience wasn't good. Aries is a HMS with no customer service skills at all. When I went, there was only one girl, Sara.
The door charge was .4 which was nice and low, the quality of the massage was also low. Not really a massage as much as just light touching which is okay for the tease but not the whole massage. She used lotion, not oil then wiped me down with paper towels! Hard scratchy paper towels! After that we discussed some further options, she wanted .5 for HJ and another .5 for topless. I declined both and asked her how much for a BJ or FS, she said that wasn't available. We finally agreed on .4 for the HJ. She let me grab her butt but that was the extent of the wandering. For the cleanup, she tried using paper towels again, but I grabbed the real towel used to cover up with off the table and used it instead. She also had this spray bottle of something what was really cold that she first sprayed on her hands to wash them and then sprayed on me and the towel for the cleanup. Smelled like seabreeze or some kind of camphor/menthol mixture in water. Not so bad actually, smelled kind of nice, just really really cold!
The atmosphere wasn't great. Nice music but a couple of weird things, there was a light up door bell in the massage room connected to an old fashioned bell and a suspicious mirror that was nailed flat to the wall on all sides, looked like two way glass. You know that reflective but not really a mirror type stuff.
If you like overprice options after a not so great massage then go to Lisuinas, the women are hotter and the atmosphere is great! I would advise to pass on Aries!
After all that, here is my summary on Aries:
Atmosphere: 4
Massage: 5
Attitude: 3 (very mechanical)
Looks: 5
Options: very few, and not worth the asking price!
Gee. An overpriced hispanic place. Who'da thunk?
Had a pleasant visit to B & B yesterday morning, just as they opened. Saw Annie. After pleasant interaction, a stranger came into B & B acting a bit bizarre. Given the absence of total enclosure for the massage room, I heard conversations with him. All in all, it made me a bit uncomfortable. Left a bit more rushed than I wanted.
Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"
I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.
Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.
reply on board or PM is cool too.
TIA,
NWBG
Raoul Duke
11-20-07, 20:12
Alright, so I was downtown and wanted some relief from a hottie. This girl posts on CL frequently and uses various photos. I found out that the face shot that she periodically uses is not her. She also uses a photo of a girl in a swim suit in the lake with the face blurred out (that's her), and also uses a torso shot in a bikini (I believe that's her actual photo as well). Her tag lines vary from massage with happy ending to petite blonde massage and sensual massage. Anyhow, through a little bit of research (unfortunately after I already saw her) I found that she had some TER reports under the name of Sara. They're not great reviews -- for a good reason. Although she is attractive with a pretty smokin' body (if you like firm, petite, thin girls), she's in her early-mid 30s and has a cute face. She charges alot ($200) and all you get is a very crummy wristy. Honestly, it was one of the worst that I've ever had. You're allowed to massage her if you're into that, but you don't get to touch any of her goodies and her lingerie remains firmly intact. Sadly I can't recommend this girl. No doubt she's kind of hot, but her service is extremely disappointing and mechanical. It was not remotely sensual as she advertises it to be, and she's kind of cold. An absolute waste of talent at an exorbitant price.
Goat Trotter
11-21-07, 00:28
Wow! you lucky bastard! I need to train my wife... what did you tell her? LOL!
Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"
I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.
Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.
reply on board or PM is cool too.
TIA,
NWBG
Whisper2000
11-21-07, 02:51
I dont know about 4 hand massage, but I have seen Laura twice. They were both excellent theraputic massages. She has very good technique. I plan on seeing her again as my back is feeling a little bit out of whack. She really does know what she is doing. I suppose all you can do is ask for the 4 hand. I have had them a couple of times and it is a great way to unwind.
I've had both. Dana is the more liberal of the two, but laura is the more attractive and talentd. The one bad thing about USG is that as soon as a place gets named on here, it's impossible to get last minute appointments! More people read this site than you realize.
Called Lisunia to book and found that my favorite girl Ivonna was not working. Since I do like variety I thought I would try and see if I'd get something new and interesting. Alas it was not to be. When I arrived I actually got to pick from two girls Angelic and Maggie. (that's never happened before, I may have got to pick because I go there rather frequently and Lucy was at the counter so.) Anyway it didn't matter because I picked Angelic who looked like she had a bigger set of tits. Fell into the ol' tit trap. Asked for the table shower first and it was totally uninspired, then came what I can only assume was some kind of massage but just amounted to? Well it felt like she was dusting a coffee table. Anyway not only was it lousy but it lasted all of 5 minutes and then she asked me to turn over. (20 minutes all in, with Ivonna I get 40 minutes + minimum) She started right into the HJ and as I was not being properly excited I asked if she minded if I touched a little which naturally lead to her asking for the. 6 for topless. As bad business men usually do I threw bad money after bad and said sure. While she did have a nice set of tits that were firm (probably a small C) it just cost me more and she didn't get any more into her work. She did finish the job but the whole time I kept thinking to myself this is what I'm getting for 1. 5?
Anyway the point of the post was not to slam Lisunia (I will be back again soon) but just to let everyone know that Angelic is no Ivonna. What these spa owners need to do is get the good massage girls to train the others then us customers can have booth variety and good service most of the time.
If anyone has had Maggie and can give a thumbs up or down on her I would greatly appreciate the info.
HappyGardener
11-21-07, 09:43
More people read this site than you realize.
Oh no, I know how many people look. Post a picture and see how many views it gets. Click on my name, look at my past reports and see how many views they have.
Hunter Hands
11-21-07, 12:58
I go to Ocean twice a month, you poor saps don't know how to read between the lines. The place is very nice, it's designed like a maze, and set up where seekers do not see each other.
The first time I went I was a little dissapointed but having the conversation with the girl Tasha I knew there was more to the place, so I went back a week later. The girl Tasha told the front desk girl that I had been there before, so I ended up seeing Nikki she was alot more friendlier, I asked her about the stripper poles in the day room she told me they were not stripper poles they were fitness poles, I asked her to show me how they work she did so with me joining her on the stage. I could tell that she was alot more relaxed and a whole lot friendlier, after that she took me to my private room and she was even more sociable. I asked her why I was not treated this way by tasha, she told me that maybe tasha felt I was LE in the beginning. Nikki has long legs and shes able to put both legs behind her head, this she showed me on the table. Anyway the secret is in the the body scrub with jacuzzi. They have different girls all the time I have not seen all of them maybe only a hand few, also I like that they do not let gangbanger in the place this was told to me by the latino girl ashley. They have locks on all the room doors, they don't do massages they do mud baths and body scrubs, just tell them you don't want the mud bath only the body scrub with the jacuzzi, oh by the way the cameras are dummies that was told to me by the long legged blond girl nikki. As for the day passes I've been told they are hard to get and that they are very expensive but if you have one you are able to come to the night event they have when they are closed to the public I'm still waiting on mine.
Well I hope this helps.
PittPanther
11-21-07, 14:15
Hey guys, this may seem way out of left field, but I was wondering if anyone knows of any MP that are couples friendly. My openly bi wife was talking about getting massages together went as far to ask about happy endings and that we'd probably have to go to Vegas to get it done right. I wasn't about to divulge my hobby to her at that time so I just smiled and said, "yeah, that would be nice"
I'm a regular at Exercise in Mount Prospect but I'm 1) not about to crap where I eat, and 2) dont' need to walk in w/ her and have mamasan be like "Oh, how you? haven't seen in weeks?" and try to explain that one away.
Knowing her taste in women, EMP would be preferred, just wondering if I'm the first to try this.
reply on board or PM is cool too.
TIA,
NWBG
Rent a hotel room, and get an Outcall massage.
I think you had better stay away from massage parlors, local or in Vegas. Your are an experienced massage parlor hobbyist, and you absolutely do not want your experience in the parlors to be obvious to your wife - Imagine if she thinks "how come he's not nervous like I am?".
Fork Please
11-21-07, 17:29
Hunter,
Your post sounds way to complicated for my simple needs. I want to walk through a door and into a room and work things out the way should be worked out, you know, toss up a few suggestions and see if anything sticks, some friendly ass grabbing...communication.
I heard Ocean air is a dead end...they are doing something wrong and if they make it too DIFFICULT, to get the necessary service, lots of folks are gonna go somewhere else. From what I've seen of their ads, one phone call I made, and the word of a friend of mine...they sound a lot like a self service jack shack. Whatever floats your boats though, enjoy.
Kind of an oddball first post though considering the Ocean air subject was posted weeks ago. Sounds almost like someone at Ocean Air got wind of those old posts and decided to try to put out a fire. You should have just written a stellar review of Ocean air, that would have been a lot more believeable. This girl can put her legs behind her head? What else did she do is what we want to know? Gymnastics demonstrations are fine but,,,what the hell comes next?? ping pong lessons?
"and by the way the cameras are dummies"
LOL, that's comforting.
Hunter Hands
11-21-07, 20:24
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Hunter,
After reading your posts, I think I have totally missed whatever it was that was "between the lines" of their website ad. Your suggestion to avail of the "body scrub & jacuzzi" is good. You also mentioned this is where the secret is. Can you share this "body scrub & jacuzzi" experience of yours? You dont have to mention names, just share what kind of fun stuff did happen to you. Thank you.
HappyGardener
11-22-07, 08:08
Fork,
Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.
Arent we having this discussion in another thread about newbies who come on this board and flame others?
Hey guys,
I was just there today for turkey day family is in Fl anyway nice place. service was nice and place was clean. Thats a plus I hate these shacks that are dirty. I know some one said they closed but they are open and they have a nice vietnamese and spanish selection. I will be back. $80 door and $50 tip
Jizz
Wiseguy100
11-23-07, 02:44
Hey,
Are any massage parlors having the BF Doorbuster sale. Just kidding.
Happy Thanksgiving to all Mongers. Here I go to Best buy.
Fork,
Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.Another interpretation is that Hunter Hands works for Ocean Air and that is why this newbie is putting out these messages. Maybe it is just a coincidence that OA is getting bad press here.
Anyway, I think I will continue to avoid this place. That seems like the most reasonable approach to me.
Fork,
Now I understand why you cant get laid. You're pretty stupid, however I wish not to bounce back and forth with you. Last advice maybe you should seek asian providers, they dont seek questions, take some antibiotics with you.
Hey Hunter -
So, in your first post you call us "saps" and in your second post you call us "stupid". Numb-nuts-newbie.
Neither of your posts mentioned having actual sex. Try it, you might like it.
Bend It
Massage Man2
11-23-07, 21:11
Greetings fellow mongers!
I’m writing this for all the newbie’s who are just recently joining the community. The best way to learn the ropes is to RTFF. Because what you’ll learn here and in the archives are pearls of wisdom and experience to invaluable to skip over.
But if your inpatient and in a hurry, read on!
I found out the hard way a long time ago how things work in the pleasure industry, which is probably why Jackson created this forum, to promote safe clean mongering interaction between both parties, that of the givers and the receivers.
One way I found to get straight to business is that at or near the end of my massage therapy session, taking into account that nothing had happened up to this point and the verbal interaction I’d shared with the therapist up to this point. The quickest, crudest way that always worked (or didn’t) for me was to gently grab her wrist and position the massage therapist hand directly on the area I desired to be massaged. This would immediately illicit one of two responses, a smile or a frown. If I received a smile and her hand lingered in position, I would immediately begin negotiations on fee for services rendered. If a frown was received I would let go and act as if it never happened.
After you’re a regular, life is great. That is until a LEO forces you to once again TOFTT to find your next closest escape haven. There are more subtle ways to achieve the same goal. Watch this video for some great tips.
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2898358
Massage Man 2
Captain Stiffy
11-24-07, 02:35
A few of these local Chi-town threads have gotten unfriendly, lately. lol Let's stop it.
Michael Icq
11-25-07, 02:25
Does anyone remember Brandy, the authentic massage therapist, who offered a happy ending at her apartment. She had a spiderman outfitted bathroom. I saw her almost a year ago and thought she did a great massage with a nice finish. Does anyone have her contact info? If so, then please PM me or reply here.
I am in Downtown chicago for the week for RSNA meeting at the McCormick. I wanted to see a massage therapist who offers happy ending. Can anyone recommend a nice person? I want to see a pleasant-looking, fit therapist who has a warm personality. Please PM or reply here.
Thanks in advance,
Michael
her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom
Whisper2000
11-25-07, 18:24
Can anyone recommend a good outcall service? I am staying downtown tonight.
PittPanther
11-25-07, 18:58
her website went down about 6 months ago...
massagebybrandydotcom
Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.
Indiana Fun
11-25-07, 20:11
Well I decided to make a trip to the China Town area today to sample the offerings.
First stop Xenia. Usual door fee and was taken to the room by Cici. Very good massage and HS was there on the flip. tip of 30.
Second stop.. something Heavans Spa on Ashland. Very small room, standard door fee. Massage was given by a cute Asian. HS was there on the flip and table shower followed. 30 tip.
Not bad for a rainy day in Chicago.
Raoul Duke
11-25-07, 20:40
It's true, Brandy left the business.
Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.
Michael Icq
11-26-07, 00:40
Say it ain't so... I no longer live in Chi, but always made it a point to visit Brandy when I was in town. She will go down in monger history as one of the true gems of Chicago.Does anyone have her contact info? Please PM me if you can. I have seen her before and would love to hook up again.
Thanks in advance.
Michael
JimmyBLong
11-26-07, 11:55
Another site had some reviews of this place called touch massage near ohare. The reviews were all by the same guy which raised a flag. Any info on this spot?
Thanks
Just got back from Maple apt. Girl was pretty 20 something Thai which is fairly rare, so I thought I would report. Some of the nicest natural C's I have ever seen with pretty tight bod. Just don't expect much of a massage and whatever you do, don't make her laugh; the teeth are not good. Was rushed a little, but nice girl. Spaced and didn't get name or departure date, sorry about that.
- Slim
I'm new to this, just wondering how I get an appointment at the apt.
Went there a couple of times and every time they try to ask extra for hs than the usual tip. I always play dumb and say that's all I brought, to which they reply. "remember next time, then! " Hah! Standard door fee for 1 hr. Be aware of this and don't walk in there with more than you are willing or want to spend.
Nicky Forza
11-27-07, 17:18
I made a first time visit to Relax yesterday evening. I paid my 55 to the receptionist at the counter and was presented with my ‘masseuse’ for the next hour. I was astonished by what I saw. There stood a person who was dressed in men’s style blue jeans and and a man’s scruffy cold weather jacket. She (I assumed she was female, but was not completely sure) led me to a massage room, and in a detached manner told me to place my clothes on the hook. At this point I came to my senses and said to myself there’s no way I’m going to get a massage by this one. So I went back to the counter and told the receptionist to never mind and to give me my money back, saying I’ll come back later. The receptionist then replied, "What the matter? You no like? . We have other girl". At that moment a very young and beautiful Chinese lady emerged from the back, looked at me with a pretty smile and said "I give you massage".
Well, me being a man of sound mind and good judgement said. . ‘OK! ’.
Her name was Annie. The massage was excellent. She started out by placing a large warm, dry towel on my back and then after checking with me first, began to walk on my back using the metal support bars that are attached to the ceiling. The walk was great, with the pressure being just right. She got all the kinks out. I asked her how much does she weigh and she said "120 lb" My estimate was that she was more like 105 lbs. Although she was little, her hands seemed to be as strong as mine.
Annie won a few points with me for complimenting me on my flat stomach. She gave a massage that I would rate as a 9. It would have been a ten but she refused to massage my feet. I don’t know why because I was freshly bathed and with clean clothes on. Anyway, I didn’t mind a whole lot since rest of the massage left me very, very happy.
I left 40 on the massage table and she sent me off with a cup of water, a piece of candy, a lovely smile and a nice hug.
Looks 9, Attitude 10, Massage 9 I will definitely repeat.
There's another Mercy Acupuncture on North Michigan.
They have a website also. Got HJ for only 20.
I'm new to this, just wondering how I get an appointment at the apt.
Pick up a copy of Chicago After Dark or Gentlemen's Pages at your favorite skin flick place. Pick a number and call.
Raoul Duke
11-27-07, 22:29
Gave Mystique a call last week for a last minute massage. Not the most therapeutic I've had, but the flip was certainly relaxing and enjoyable. In fact, her technique was quite nice. No rushing and she seemed to be quite conscientious on one particular knot that I had. I got the impression that she'd check the old prostate, but since I'm just shy of the recommended age for such an exam, I declined.
Pick up a copy of Chicago After Dark or Gentlemen's Pages at your favorite skin flick place. Pick a number and call.
CAD has the Maple apt. Another good way to find apts is search for 160 on Craigslist.
Stopped at the Relax last evening for the first time since the staff changed and was surprised that the staff changing wasn't the only modification. Younger girls, but now NO extras at all. I realized early on that something wasn't right when my advances were met with giggles and a step out of the way. Then we had the keeping the towel in place, but distinctly went out of the way to ensure that there was no contact. Chicago sucks and not in a good way.....
Iamslobbyist
11-28-07, 23:13
I made a first time visit to Relax yesterday evening. I paid my 55 to the receptionist at the counter and was presented with my ‘masseuse’ for the next hour. I was astonished by what I saw. There stood a person who was dressed in men’s style blue jeans and and a man’s scruffy cold weather jacket. She (I assumed she was female, but was not completely sure) led me to a massage room, and in a detached manner told me to place my clothes on the hook. At this point I came to my senses and said to myself there’s no way I’m going to get a massage by this one. So I went back to the counter and told the receptionist to never mind and to give me my money back, saying I’ll come back later. The receptionist then replied, "What the matter? You no like? . We have other girl". At that moment a very young and beautiful Chinese lady emerged from the back, looked at me with a pretty smile and said "I give you massage".
Well, me being a man of sound mind and good judgement said. . ‘OK! ’.
Her name was Annie. The massage was excellent. She started out by placing a large warm, dry towel on my back and then after checking with me first, began to walk on my back using the metal support bars that are attached to the ceiling. The walk was great, with the pressure being just right. She got all the kinks out. I asked her how much does she weigh and she said "120 lb" My estimate was that she was more like 105 lbs. Although she was little, her hands seemed to be as strong as mine.
Annie won a few points with me for complimenting me on my flat stomach. She gave a massage that I would rate as a 9. It would have been a ten but she refused to massage my feet. I don’t know why because I was freshly bathed and with clean clothes on. Anyway, I didn’t mind a whole lot since rest of the massage left me very, very happy.
I left 40 on the massage table and she sent me off with a cup of water, a piece of candy, a lovely smile and a nice hug.
Looks 9, Attitude 10, Massage 9 I will definitely repeat.
Nice job and lesson to all. If you don't like the first one that is given to you ask for another or leave. No reason you should spend 100 hard earned dollars on someone named Pat.
Badger1996
11-28-07, 23:24
Does anyone have her contact info? Please PM me if you can. I have seen her before and would love to hook up again.
Thanks in advance.
MichaelBrandy really is retired. I have text her a few times after retirement, but that is all. She won't even see her few favorite clients. She has moved on to a new chapter of her life and wants to leave the massage business behind her.
Krackerjack
11-29-07, 02:03
I was there less than a couple of months ago and did get xtras, there was more if wanted.
Enderwiggen
11-29-07, 13:43
Wow.
Sorry. Holidays, work broke etc.
So ya, I meant to post this ages ago.
On the 31 of oct, I went to see May for some RELAXation.
WOW.
I called when I was around the corner.
And told them to stay open.
I show up.
4 girls.
NEVER has this happened this late.
May was there saw me, and the other girls got into a fight.
HEre is the kicker.
I looked at May.
Dude. Either someone BEAT her DOWN, or something is wrong.
HEr nose, was bloody, and it was like a huge sore or something on the side.
I almost begged for someone else.
Same thing, good massage, flip let me play with the goods while I got HJ.
Not doing the may thing anymore.
I need Variety. The non bloody nose type.
Went there a couple of times and every time they try to ask extra for hs than the usual tip. I always play dumb and say that's all I brought, to which they reply. "remember next time, then! " Hah! Standard door fee for 1 hr. Be aware of this and don't walk in there with more than you are willing or want to spend.I've been to this place twice and struck out both times! I hate this place. The massages suck and I never get the ending I'm looking for.
I visited this place a few Mondays ago, on a rainy night I recall. A short, cute Korean lady opened the door and shooshed me inside. Cece is in her early 40s but none the less a sexy little package still and extremely warm. It was .70 for an hour which included a sauna/shower room. She was very amicable with no reservations about my hands roaming. We ended with a H.R. and no tip was ever discussed, probably structured into the door fee. I will see her again! BTW, its on Irving Pk. and Central Pk.If you get extras, you gotta tip! At least $20. Don't overpay, but don't be cheap!
I usually go to the AMPs out in the west subs. But they have the usual 40 year old asian woman and I really like younger and prettier providers than that. Plus I would like more extras options. Anyway, I just went to my first downtown spa and thought I would report on the experience. After doing much research on the board, I visited One Magnificent Spa in search a nice young hispanic hottie. Generally, the prices were as reported on the board and the masseuse (I believe it was Kelly) was young. The only extras quoted was a HJ finish and money for topless and bottomless. A little overpriced and it would be worth it for a hottie. But, my problem was, when I say "Hottie" I prefer young and slim with a good rack. She was young. She had a nice rack (though it was offset, IMHO, by the rest of the body), but not even close to slim. I know that everyone has different tastes and if that is what you like, this is the place. But, I was wondering if anyone knows of places in Chicago where there are young, slim, great racked providers at a spa. Please feel free to PM me if you like and I appreciate any help anyone cares to offer.
Whisper2000
11-30-07, 01:34
I went to Mercy the other night and had Wendy. Nice girl. Average looks. The massage was decent, she did some nice work on the scalp and ears. She went for the HS without asking for a tip, which was nice. It was mechanical and she stared off into space, but she massaged the area a bit. Overal, I have found the AMP's to be more mechanical than the EMP's. I would return if I lived downtown, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
Massagedoc
11-30-07, 13:02
Who did you see at Heavans Spa, was it Sunny from Relax?
Well I decided to make a trip to the China Town area today to sample the offerings.
First stop Xenia. Usual door fee and was taken to the room by Cici. Very good massage and HS was there on the flip. tip of 30.
Second stop.. something Heavans Spa on Ashland. Very small room, standard door fee. Massage was given by a cute Asian. HS was there on the flip and table shower followed. 30 tip.
Not bad for a rainy day in Chicago.
Massagedoc
11-30-07, 13:09
Has anyone seen her, the Latina that always posts on CL, would like to visit her someday, just not sure if I want to take the ride that far north.
Oriental Beauty Spa has closed its doors for good, from what I understand. It was a nice place- too bad, so sad.
Rico Forty
11-30-07, 17:08
Oriental Beauty Spa has closed its doors for good, from what I understand. It was a nice place- too bad, so sad.I actually just tried to call there and no answer. That was a nice place. Anybody know what happened and are they moving somewhere else.
Indiana Fun
11-30-07, 17:39
I believe her name began with an "A". I am not sure of the rest.
Who did you see at Heavans Spa, was it Sunny from Relax?
Oriental Beauty Spa, Was that the one on Harlem a little south of I90?
Rico Forty
11-30-07, 19:54
Oriental Beauty Spa, Was that the one on Harlem a little south of I90?That is the one. Great-Newer place. Anyone know what happened?
Oriental Beauty Spa, Was that the one on Harlem a little south of I90?
That would be the one.
George W. Bush
11-30-07, 22:30
Any rumors on why Oriental closed? i.e. busted, etc?
Massage Man2
12-01-07, 17:06
I didn't know the Oriental was closed - what happened?
I was there and a guy was also standing outside and said they were busted the other day. so I ended taking a ride to relax that was a nice place.
George W. Bush
12-02-07, 02:14
I was informed by a reliable source the place has been sold. No definite word (obviously) on whether or not the same level of service will be offered.
Jonas Arenias
12-02-07, 13:35
I'm a newly moved to Wrigleyville from Dallas, Texas. New to the boards, so I'm not expecting posts right away but I would love some advice for a newbie in the city looking for good MP's to go to. I haven't had any time to wander the city on my own, but figure I'll start with Chinatown and figure it out from there. I'll report my progress.
Went to a place that has been advertising in the threapeutic section on CL.
They are next to an L stop at 4667 North Manor. Called and the guy who answered said they were open to 10, last appointment at 9:30. He was touting a staff of young Latin, Asian and European ladies.
I couldn't get there until the last appointment on Sunday night and the massuese was a young pretty European girl whose name I could never hope to pronounce, let alone spell. Half hour for .40, no shower offered, I doubt they have a TS. The place is a very small storefront, the window says it is a doctor's office also offering massage therapy. There is a small lobby in the front with a couple of chairs and a desk with a computer. Young Asian guy took the appointments and was on site the entire time.
The massage was fabulous. It was obvious from the start there would be no extras. Covered with a towel the entire time. She practically ran out of the room when she announced the massage was over. Who knows, maybe they are a little paranoid being new, if I look like a cop it would be one near retirement. I doubt it with this young girl though. Who knows maybe the other staff is more approachable. It has a vibe, especially the way the guy sells the variety of staff, and the office setup that it may have potential. Like any other place YMMV. She even offered me a glass of water onthe way out, you know to get rid of the toxins.
Hope you have better luck than me if you visit.
- Bildo
Wiseguy100
12-03-07, 12:20
r. She even offered me a glass of water onthe way out, you know to get rid of the toxins.
- BildoWhat you mean to get rid of toxins, same thing happend to me at a different location while I was going out she offered me a glass of water also.
Are they trying to tell us something.
Rico Forty
12-03-07, 17:48
What you mean to get rid of toxins, same thing happend to me at a different location while I was going out she offered me a glass of water also.
Are they trying to tell us something.When you get a pretty heavy duty massage, your body (muscles) are being broken down and there are toxins and things that break down and are in your system. Water will help flush those out more quickly. Most legit places do this but some of the good parlors will offer you water as well and you should take a bottle and drink it all. You will feel even better.
Actually, a real one will give you water because massaging of the other muscles (not just the "love muscle") does release toxins in the body. The water helps wash them out and replenishes your tissues. So do yourself a favor and drink the water. I have never been offered a glass its always been a bottle sealed. I guess I would turn down the glass and buy my own sealed bottle. Anyways it is a real and legit offer. Just my tow cents.
What you mean to get rid of toxins, same thing happend to me at a different location while I was going out she offered me a glass of water also.
Are they trying to tell us something.
Some therapists believe that the act of massage releases toxins that have built up in muscle tissue. They recommend drinking water to help flush out these toxins. However, there is a lot of disagreement as to whether or not massage really does release toxins and whether water actually flushes away any toxins that may be released. No, I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV.
This place's ads smack of Elle Spa. If the spas aren't related, they are at the very least employing the same tactics. I'm guessing a lot of guys are going to try them for extras and leave with blue balls. Been there, done that at Elle. I'll pass on this place.
Some therapists believe that the act of massage releases toxins that have built up in muscle tissue.
Isn't that all that we are asking for is a little massaging of some muscle tissue looking for this toxin release ????
How does a therapist actually know that they have done well if they don't evidence this release ??
LOL
Wiseguy100
12-04-07, 01:53
Isn't that all that we are asking for is a little massaging of some muscle tissue looking for this toxin release ????
How does a therapist actually know that they have done well if they don't evidence this release ??
LOLYeah I want that toxins release its just killing me inside water wont do any good :-)
Most of the places (Euro) we end up kind of tease you that u will get some xtra but all you get is a nice rub with some good looking Gal, so definately no toxins releasing from any where at all,
Yeah I want that toxins release its just killing me inside water wont do any good :-)
Most of the places (Euro) we end up kind of tease you that u will get some xtra but all you get is a nice rub with some good looking Gal, so definately no toxins releasing from any where at all,We are not talking the release of toxic waste in the body, merely toxins as in body waste normally flushed out :)
Member #5481
12-04-07, 15:30
Made a couple of recent visits to the massage school on Irving Park Rd. Had 2 great experiences with a couple of students. Last week I had the owner, Kim. While the finish was as expected, the whole experience was nowhere near as good. When I got there I asked for a shower. I do this for their benefit more than mine. Her answer was "didn't you shower this morning".
I think she did not want to waste time as once in the room I was out the door 35 minutes later. Will probably go back but will ask for someone else next time. The other thing that pissed me off was she changed the price from .6 to .8. Not sure if the .6 is only for students.
Jonas Arenias
12-05-07, 02:35
I yacked during a massage at a Bally's once because I was still wasted from the night before. Too many toxins and not enough water. Yeah yeah whatever.
Did the students provide a happy ending? Do they teach the happy ending in massage school?
Made a couple of recent visits to the massage school on Irving Park Rd. Had 2 great experiences with a couple of students. Last week I had the owner, Kim. While the finish was as expected, the whole experience was nowhere near as good. When I got there I asked for a shower. I do this for their benefit more than mine. Her answer was "didn't you shower this morning".
I think she did not want to waste time as once in the room I was out the door 35 minutes later. Will probably go back but will ask for someone else next time. The other thing that pissed me off was she changed the price from .6 to .8. Not sure if the .6 is only for students.
I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.
MJ
Sisterlovers
12-05-07, 17:44
Did the students provide a happy ending? Do they teach the happy ending in massage school?I believe that course is HR101 and, yes, I am available if any students need to practice their technique (females only please!)
This place's ads smack of Elle Spa. If the spas aren't related, they are at the very least employing the same tactics. I'm guessing a lot of guys are going to try them for extras and leave with blue balls. Been there, done that at Elle. I'll pass on this place.
I thought Elle (and the related family of places) was hit and miss, mostly misses but some good hits. I find a couple cute ones there hopeful, Ruby in particular.
I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.
MJ
Maybe things have changed, but when Rose first opened, a HJ was always to be had. I also managed to dine at the Y at least once.
I thought Elle (and the related family of places) was hit and miss, mostly misses but some good hits. I find a couple cute ones there hopeful, Ruby in particular.
It's possible that some guys may have had some luck at Elle. I tried a few times and failed, and I know I'm not the only one. What really turned me off was the babe that insisted that I fill out the medical questionaire. I could have made up a name, address, etc., but it seemed a little too much work for a place that had produced so little fruit in the first place.
Maybe things have changed, but when Rose first opened, a HJ was always to be had. I also managed to dine at the Y at least once.I have been there twice and nothing. Great massage but nothing. I give up on this location.
Although I have never been to a massage parlor, I still like to read the MP reports here on the chicago forum and other illinois forums just because it interests me.
I have a few questions. I know that sometimes you guys ask whether or not the MP offers any extras, does this mean like a HJ, BJ, fs?
I have heard people say that, "the flip/turn was good, but no extras"? Is this person saying that all they got was a massage? Or are they saying that they got a HJ, but there was no possibility of anything else extra? Also I know that a massage usually costs btwn. 6 and. 8, how much for these extras on average?
I personally don't think I would get as much excitement and thrill from a masseuse, plus I don't want to spend the money. I would rather see a SW or some reg escorts that I kno for cheap.
Luke Appling
12-06-07, 15:36
I used to post here a couple of years ago, but fell out of the habit. I just had a recent experience I had to share with everyone.
My parlor of choice lately has been CTM. I'd been there a couple of times in the last month and had a good experience. Very relaxing.
But then there was my last trip . . .
I'd seen other people mention that there is an older and younger therapist at CTM. The first two times I went my masseuse was a 40-something woman with a smoking body. Older than I prefer, but still a really attractive woman. The funny part is, I thought SHE was the OLD one. I couldn't wait to go back and get the younger masseuse sometime. Boy was I ever mistaken. The last time I went I had a masseuse who has to pushing 60. I mean, the massage was fine, and the lady is attractive for her age, but for crying out loud she has grandma hair!!!
The worst part of all is that I took her up on the offer to leave me fully "relaxed," which I enjoyed but still felt REALLY weird about (kind of like Oedipus to you literary types)
I can't go back there. Must find a new place.
Does anyone here know of what happened to all the hot young Eastern European girls from Lakeview Holistic. I have a bad feeling they were all here on expired tourist visas and they've all been deported. Too bad!!!!!!
I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.
MJBeen to Heavan's Spa once. Had a good massage, on the flip she left everthing uncovered. I had all the right indications that would lead to a relaxing ending and then. Nothing. "Massage over! " I asked for additional massage, and she gave me that look and said, "massage done! " Maybe they are a little careful right now, but oh well!
Although I have never been to a massage parlor, I still like to read the MP reports here on the chicago forum and other illinois forums just because it interests me.
I have a few questions. I know that sometimes you guys ask whether or not the MP offers any extras, does this mean like a HJ, BJ, fs?
I have heard people say that, "the flip/turn was good, but no extras"? Is this person saying that all they got was a massage? Or are they saying that they got a HJ, but there was no possibility of anything else extra? Also I know that a massage usually costs btwn. 6 and. 8, how much for these extras on average?
I personally don't think I would get as much excitement and thrill from a masseuse, plus I don't want to spend the money. I would rather see a SW or some reg escorts that I kno for cheap.
Depending on who's reporting, they may or may not refer to a HJ as being an extra. BJ, DATY, FS, etc. are always referred to as extras. Since there is a loose monger's code, you sometimes have to read between the lines. Sometimes, a HJ may be included in the regular price. Take the places in Belvidere for example. But usually, a HJ should get between $20 and $40 extra. For BJ and/or DATY, I'll usually tip $60 to $80. Full service will usually cost you between $100 and $120 extra. Of course, that's only my opinion, and there are exceptions to the general rule.
Personally, I like going to a good massage place to have a little fun. I enjoy a good massage, and if the girl is decent and has good skills, that's all the better. No doubt, though, that a massage place is almost always going to cost you more than a SW. I used to enjoy the SW scene, but in the past few years, the heat's been getting hotter and hotter, so the massage places, at least for right now, have a little less risk involved. And even though I may have felt like I was ripped off on several occasions at MP's, I can't say I've ever had a knife pulled on me.
And even though I may have felt like I was ripped off on several occasions at MP's, I can't say I've ever had a knife pulled on me.Good point.
Wanted to see the asian Alyssia. Made the call and set an appointment. Ended up with Posh. I don't think the pictures on CL was of her. Never the less she IS a very prety Thai girl. Beautiful implants, nice long thin body, with a face similar to Natt Chapana. So for all those Natt fans. I would generally classify the apartment girls into three catagories. 1:Those who are so not into it who just lay there with their eyes closed. 2: those who seem to be real people and almost give you a real girl next door feel and will be going home and having a "normal" life. 3: Those pros who are or who could be bad porn stars, who like talk dirty through the whole act, fake moan ect ect. Posh would fall into the last catagory, but she is probably the best at this I've ever had. She could have convinced the camera that my "big cock" was really getting her off and that she was enjoying F@@@ing me. The give a way is when the act is over she is business as usual, no starry eyed sweatty out of breath. She was very entertaining though.
khorb koon Posh
Orangecrush
12-07-07, 18:07
Does anyone here know of what happened to all the hot young Eastern European girls from Lakeview Holistic. I have a bad feeling they were all here on expired tourist visas and they've all been deported. Too bad!!!!!!
After Jessica sold the business, it took awhile for the new owner to understand how things were working. Once she did, she tried to stop the illicit activity, but when the number of customers/day fell below 1, she realized she was giving up a gold mine and tunred a blind eye to the activity. You still had to be properly vetted, but without Jessica there to do it, the new customers were never getting any action and the new business dried up. No woman wanted to have laser hair removal in the room next to some guy getting a blowjob from a hot European ****. So, I suggested she use the location on Lincoln Avenue solely for us guys and keep her little colonic place on Belmont.
Fast forward two years, without new blood, the Lincoln Avenue place wasn't paying for itself so she let it go (or so I heard). I know that Cindy was doing incall in Schaumburg somewhere and advertising on Eros, but I wasn't going to drive out there and pay that money for her (though I did love tapping that ass). I finally just erased her phone number from my cell phone since I was never calling her. The other one was the Polish girl with large natural tits that was always studying. I assumed she finally got her degree and moved on.
Whisper2000
12-08-07, 01:35
This place gave me the best massage I've ever recieved. A German guy answers the phone, but it's an asian therapist. I think her name was Ruby. I was uncovered most of the time, but at the end she said "no service".
Let me know if you've had more luck. I'd love it if this girl gave service.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/502223117.html
Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.Went last night to Relax, no appointment, got Sandy. Same experience as you describe. Good massage, but no extras. Calling ahead seems to be the best bet.
HappyGardener
12-08-07, 18:17
I personally don't think I would get as much excitement and thrill from a masseuse, plus I don't want to spend the money. I would rather see a SW or some reg escorts that I kno for cheap.
If you are busted in your car in the city of Chicago, impound and recovery fees/fines run as much as $1200. Then there is your picture on the web. Then court costs, time off of work, and lawyer fees.
This for picking up some runny nose crackhead, that is taking the loose change out of your pockets or car, is telling you to hurry up, and not letting you touch her tits unless you give her $5 more.
If you like the excitement of always looking out your car window to make sure Leo or her pimp is not coming up, then keep at it. Espcially this time of year when the girls have so many layers on, you cant tell what they look like.
I'll take a nice warm AMP or Asian apt for the extra $ and peace of mind.
Luke Appling
12-08-07, 19:14
Has anyone else been to Massage Point on Irving Park? I went there today - $70 at the door which was answered by a young European girl. Not super pretty but a hot bod. Unfortuantely, she did not give my massage. Instead I had a loung Latina, who also had a nice skinny figure. Massage was great, and every indication was given of something extra being available (i.e., lots of time spent on the legs and butt, made no effort to keep me covered). I inquired about "anything else" on the flip but was denied. She was a nice girl so I didn't push the issue.
May be worth a revisit, but am not sure.
My first review here for a AMP.
Went to sing after seeing alot of your postings. Talked to mama san. At first she wanted to give me massage I said no, and she asked who I wanted to see. Now the only girl I could remember was nina, when I told her I am here for nina she looked kinda mad and she said she is not in today and every body gives the same massage in her asian accent. I said ok but I am not getting a massage from your old ass. So she sent another girl sunny.
Sunny has beautiful body specially her back side.
The massage was good but it looked that she was kinda hurrying up. But when the time for the flip came she asked what I would like today.
Being my first time there I started asking price for h/BJ she said. 100 for BJ I finally convinced her for. 8 for a cbj. She finished off with a warm towel which felt good and she was nice after the pop ans left me satisfied even though I was looking for a DATY. Maybe next time I thought and I left the place.
Attitude: 9
Looks: 6
Massage: 4
Body: 7
If you are busted in your car in the city of Chicago, impound and recovery fees/fines run as much as $1200. Then there is your picture on the web. Then court costs, time off of work, and lawyer fees.
This for picking up some runny nose crackhead, that is taking the loose change out of your pockets or car, is telling you to hurry up, and not letting you touch her tits unless you give her $5 more.
If you like the excitement of always looking out your car window to make sure Leo or her pimp is not coming up, then keep at it. Espcially this time of year when the girls have so many layers on, you cant tell what they look like.
I'll take a nice warm AMP or Asian apt for the extra $ and peace of mind.
While true that AMP's are safer, you never should pick up a runny nose crackhead! There are some clean and pretty SW's out there (even though they are hard to find).
Finding a chick that cost 60 to 80 that doesn't know what she's worth is better than spending $200.
I've been going to the no-tel lately because urban development has been killing the hide-away spots.
I agree with HappyGarderner that AMP's are cleaner, nicer, and especially safer than just picking up a random SW. My point was that if you can find a regular that you can trust then it is definetly worth it.
I kno of two girls that post on CL who, if you call them and ask for a car date for. 4, they will do it. And they have a very safe garage area by their house in the humboldt park area. Granted that is not the safest neighborhood, but when I say that this spot is safe, it is safe trust me. Although these girls post on CL, they are not escort material, so I usually only get cbj from them.
Another alternative is cheap escorts. There are SOME hidden gems on CL who will do. 8 to $ quickies and they are also well worth it. If anyone wants pm and I will share info on which CL girls I have seen.
If you are busted in your car in the city of Chicago, impound and recovery fees/fines run as much as $1200. Then there is your picture on the web. Then court costs, time off of work, and lawyer fees.
This for picking up some runny nose crackhead, that is taking the loose change out of your pockets or car, is telling you to hurry up, and not letting you touch her tits unless you give her $5 more.
If you like the excitement of always looking out your car window to make sure Leo or her pimp is not coming up, then keep at it. Espcially this time of year when the girls have so many layers on, you cant tell what they look like.
I'll take a nice warm AMP or Asian apt for the extra $ and peace of mind.
Nicky Forza
12-09-07, 18:12
I did a Google search to get more information about Sing that the a previous poster reported on.. I bumped into this: http://www.soapy-massage.com/sayuri-soapy-massage-parlor-chiang-mai.html
Wow....for a second I thought this place was nearby.
I did a Google search to get more information about Sing that the a previous poster reported on.. I bumped into this: http://www.soapy-massage.com/sayuri-soapy-massage-parlor-chiang-mai.html
Wow....for a second I thought this place was nearby.If you want more information on Sing - check Mt. Prospect board. He's talking about Singapore.
Jonas Arenias
12-10-07, 19:31
Is CL the best place to look for AMPs? Wandering around Chinatown just seems like it would take a long time. What about apartment CAD or CL, which is better?
Is CL the best place to look for AMPs? Wandering around Chinatown just seems like it would take a long time. What about apartment CAD or CL, which is better?Just do your search around here. Just stay and read around you find out your answer. I had that same question and then some. I answered all my question with a search and reading around.
Coolouforever
12-11-07, 18:50
It's 40 for the half with stand up shower, 60 for the hour with stand up shower, or the one they offered me 65 for 45 minutes with ts. There were 2 chinese women one was older looked ok but I had the younger attractive one. She had a nice tight butt and wore black pants. The ts was nice was left uncovered but on the flip side she covered me up but lifted up the tower and sprayed the goods. Then went to the massage room which was nice and warm the massage itself was good but not great but she left the room various times to attend to clients and the phone(they were understaffed at the time) which killed it a little for me. During the massage your covered although when she came in the room I was uncovered, then she put the towel over the goods. On the flipside still was covered up and was hoping for extras but was not offered any. Funny thing though she told me "not to give her a tip" because she felt the massage was bad due to the interuptions. I had to hold my laughter inside because I wasn't going to give her one anyway. Had she offered a hj maybe that would've made up for it but that never happened. All in all nice place and atompshere, cute girl, massage was good but not great, interuptions killed it a little, no extras offered, but will expect a tip.
I did a Google search to get more information about Sing that the a previous poster reported on.. I bumped into this: http://www.soapy-massage.com/sayuri-soapy-massage-parlor-chiang-mai.html2500 Thai baht (for the supermodel) is $82. "Regular girls" are less than half that.
Jack Mehoffer
12-12-07, 19:55
Hello,
I am new to the sport. Which of the various parlors on the northside would the group recommend? Im looking for ones that offer a great deep tissue massage as well as satisfaction on the flip. Are there any that also offer FS? Feel free to PM.
Thanks
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=595692
USASexGuide - Reply to TopicToday, I passed Yin and saw two slim hotties inside. I am wondering if anyone tried them recently?
I know few months ago, ppl said they asked .8 for happy ending and door fee is also higher than AMP in Chinatown.
Massagedoc
12-13-07, 18:38
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=595692
USASexGuide - Reply to TopicToday, I passed Yin and saw two slim hotties inside. I am wondering if anyone tried them recently?
I know few months ago, ppl said they asked .8 for happy ending and door fee is also higher than AMP in Chinatown.I stopped there about 2 months ago on a Friday afternoon, only older heavy Latina working when I got there, gave me a 30 minute special for $60, 10 minute in steam, 10 ts with a lot of play, and then 10 minute supposed to be massage but was just the hand shake for a $40 tip, think her name was Corinna. On the way out there were 2 young hot looking Latinas up front, I called back and asked if they worked there but they told me no?
Astralwerks
12-13-07, 22:32
Had a chance to stop by CTM a couple of weeks back. To me, this isn't a place I'd go out of my way for, but maybe if I had another girl.
I shouldn't be mean, but she was pretty old. Very nice and pleasant, but too old for my tastes. Massage was solid, at times it hurt, but overall above average. On the flip I was partially covered, and, on her behalf, she did have a nice touch by the boys that got the big guy at full attention...but then she left me hanging. She even left the room!
I decided to lay on that table (wasn't for long), and when she returned, I asked her about extras. As another monger said, she went though the whole "we'll be going to jail if we're caught" bit, but she proceeded with a solid standard finish, nothing really special. Got to feel her up, but meh.
Astralwerks
Went to Relax this week and was assigned a Latina. Was a bit suprised initially. She (Erika? ) said that she just started a week ago. Usuall $55 for entry, and massage was good even though she said that she just learned it a week ago and never worked anywhere else (don't really believe it). On the flip, she offerred extra. 4
Overall good and went home happy. Perhaps next time there will be more, since when I asked what else do you offer, she just smiles nicely and said maybe more next time.
Juggy Gales
12-14-07, 17:11
Well I called up to see if she was working for my adventure, They told me she doesnt work there anymore.
Does anyone know where she went?
And, we need something in these northwest burbs, this is killin me.
Jonas Arenias
12-15-07, 16:22
Thanks Uc Guy. Wokring on it for sure.
Assman2008
12-16-07, 20:43
I called a few people from CL therapeutic and no one answered. I even called a few women from the exotic section for a massage and they didn’t answer either. I guy from Ginger’s called me later that day after I already had an appointment with Elizabeth he told me the girls really know what they are doing. Ginger called me the next day too. Why do they call I could have been in the middle of something with someone. I know I should have *69 but then they don’t want to answer.
Wednesday:
Finally Elizabeth answered from CL therapeutic went to see her at her incall location near Addison and California. She was about 6 foot with ds or sometimes double ds. She was cute but pudgy. She has tattoos, she is white. I forgot her age I think she is between 22-26. Went for the Tantra sensual massage. It was just a massage with lots of hand action and that was the way it finished for 200. I got to play with her breasts.
She said she also does the same thing with her ex-girlfriend for 350. She said she knows another girl that does more than hand action.
Assman2008
12-16-07, 20:44
Went to a polish massage place on Belmont near Austin. They advertise on CL therapeutic. Saw Anna, a polish thin woman, nice medium perky tits and nice small ass in her mid thirties, her face was not that great. She has been doing massages for about 5 years. 60 at the door, No action, totally legit. The massage was ok.
Assman2008
12-16-07, 20:50
Friday:
After I left the polish place (read previous post) I was still seeking some action since I was hard. I was driving and calling the massage places on Irving Park just west of the expressway to Kimball. The girl at Massagepoint sounded good so I went to there.
A little later on Friday:
I met with a 22 yr old Hispanic girl. I think her name was Rosie. She was about 5 feet tall, about 105 lbs, with nice 32C or 32C. She is Mexican and Puerto Rican. She was cute and offered a stand up shower. I thought that was a good sign.
Again what luck, no action and totally legit. She did cover me a few times on the flip because I kept trying to show her how relaxed I was. During these times she did feel him but only to make sure the sheet was wrapped around him. I tried guiding her hand but that didn’t work either.
70 for an hour of blue balls. The massage was good. This little girl packs some strength. She has been doing massages for about a year and a half now and at that location about 3 months. We did joke around, she has a nice personality.
I saw another Hispanic girl there, she was in her early twenties, chunky/fat, and ulgy.
The GF has been pissing me off so I'm back in the game.
I've been to a few places the past few months and here we go.
Senina,
1st visit got squat even though in the TS she was very thorough. I had an awesome time the 2nd visit there...can't even remember her name but I think it was MiMi. I had a great time playing with her and she moaned and came a few times and finished me up with a HE. I tried getting her again but I couldn't remeber her name and papason didnt remember either...or he didnt want me having that much fun, which I think was the case cuz on my 3rd visit I didnt get squat except a real massage. Fuck that...havent been there since. Their inconsistancy with us mongers is absolute bullshit.
Elegant,
Each visit for me has been pretty good as far as service goes. It has actually gotten better every visit. The gals there are older but now how to please a man. Been there 3 times.
Seventh Heaven,
This places sucks but in a bad way. Sunny's crazy ass from Relax is there. That shoulda been my first hint. But I had Coco which I believe is also from Relax. No HE so NO TIP!
KM,
on Division & Rockwell can't remember named but they have a nice latina giving TS there. Not bad looking either. Seniors can PM me for her name.
MassageByAlena is always a good time.
Luke Appling
12-17-07, 02:01
Assman,
did you not see my TOFTT report on Massage Point last week? You could have saved some money. I had the same cute girl, and the same lack of of action.
Friday:
After I left the polish place (read previous post) I was still seeking some action since I was hard. I was driving and calling the massage places on Irving Park just west of the expressway to Kimball. The girl at Massagepoint sounded good so I went to there.
A little later on Friday:
I met with a 22 yr old Hispanic girl. I think her name was Rosie. She was about 5 feet tall, about 105 lbs, with nice 32C or 32C. She is Mexican and Puerto Rican. She was cute and offered a stand up shower. I thought that was a good sign.
Again what luck, no action and totally legit. She did cover me a few times on the flip because I kept trying to show her how relaxed I was. During these times she did feel him but only to make sure the sheet was wrapped around him. I tried guiding her hand but that didn’t work either.
70 for an hour of blue balls. The massage was good. This little girl packs some strength. She has been doing massages for about a year and a half now and at that location about 3 months. We did joke around, she has a nice personality.
I saw another Hispanic girl there, she was in her early twenties, chunky/fat, and ulgy.
HappyGardener
12-17-07, 10:12
So I was out running Christmas errands on Saturday before the snow and I found myself driving past AJ Salon on Archer and Ashland. Decided what the hey, and pulled over to see who was working. There were three girls in there, all Latina. One had a pretty good spare tire but the other two were very cute.
I reccognized one of them from when I used to go there all the time. Her name is Cece. Opted for the 1/2 hour $30 option and we headed downstairs to the massage rooms. she actually has had some training with massages, so for 15 minutes or so she worked pretty well on my hands and legs. After the flip, we discussed fair trade laws, the costs involved in running an international business, and we agreed that the best options for all parties is when things come to a satisfying conclusion.
Cece is working there all this week day and night. I sopke with the other hottie Jocilynn, and she usually closes at night. Gets there after 5 or so.
HappyGardener
12-17-07, 10:16
Thanks for all the reports Assman. Thanks for tofft on allthose places. They sound like you would have to build up a relationship with them befoe you get anything else.
Juggy Gales
12-18-07, 00:19
In the berwyn area. Found on CL
Called, asked age of women, he said oh 27, She was around 34 guy gave me directions told to call when I got there, they will open door. So I traveled to where he told me to go, Told me house next door, I swear to god, 15 people walked outta the house right when I pulled up, I was like oh hell, This was before I even called him. So I waited a few, And called him as I went around block, Told me place next door. So walked to door, and what did I see, 34yr old lady. Oh well.
Body, Skinny, Nice Little boobs. 5
Massage decent 6.5-7
Flip 6-7
She made some Odd faces, but she cleaned me up well.
Not bad. Need some younger ones. She said she was from NY and here for 2 weeks. it was convienent cause im always on 290 and its 5 mins off there. But well see age in a few weeks.
Have been to both of these places in past month. With my Previous experience in Relax, great massage but that's all there was was with Sandy. Went there again and great massage with a relaxing ending with May! Good times.
Always have good times at Xindy. Lola gives an excellent massage all the way around. Highly recommend her.
I also agree with prior postings on Seventh Heaven. Stay away.
Assman2008
12-18-07, 01:48
Assman,
did you not see my TOFTT report on Massage Point last week? You could have saved some money. I had the same cute girl, and the same lack of of action.I did read your report but I was hoping for better results. Plus you did not give a name of the therapist.
Thanks
Assman2008
12-18-07, 02:06
Went to the latinas apartment on Western near Bryn Mawr again. Visited with Vikki since I already met with Jackie before. (Jackie looks better is thinner with smaller breasts, and more picky than Vikki) I got there around noon so those were the only two to choose from. I was told that there is a another petite girl that comes in a little later.
The keeper wanted 180 for 30min for everything up to a BJ. I did not ask about full service. Told her I'm a repeat costomer and I'm paying the 150 rate I paid last time.
Got a cbj, she was not very cute but kind of sexy curvy thick. I felt like a thicker girl. Her tits were maybe a C. She has a few kids and has been doing massages for years, she even did them in Mexico. She is probably in her mid 30s. She seemed to enjoy herself. The massage was that that great but I really didn't go there for a massage.
The keeper is the lady from Eclispe on Fullerton.
Quick report.
Made second trip there and let then know I was a repeat customer. Had a girl named ada?? massage was ok, paid $60. She got me hard and on the flip she offered hj for $50. I went for it. It was very clinical but the first time I ever had a girl ask. I guess I am learning the game. It seems that you all have good luck at Relax and CMT. Where is CMT? I also saw Elizabeth like a previous poster. Awesome massage, tantric, $175--word
Al Bundy78
12-18-07, 18:18
I went to Relax for my usual stress relieving massage and I notice a new girl there. Actually one of several new girls. I was in a hurry and didn't get her name but she was really hot! She looked Korean, great face, even better body, long shoulder length hair. Anyone know who I'm talking about? Whats her name, and does she do extras?
Sexshooter
12-18-07, 20:23
I was at the Western apartment this past September. I had Monique, very nice. It was a great hour, no rushing whatsoever. On my second visit, I had Vicky, I wasn't impressed. To my sadness, Monique no longer worked there.
Donny Devito
12-18-07, 23:51
Quick report.
Made second trip there and let then know I was a repeat customer. Had a girl named ada?? massage was ok, paid $60. She got me hard and on the flip she offered hj for $50. I went for it. It was very clinical but the first time I ever had a girl ask. I guess I am learning the game. It seems that you all have good luck at Relax and CMT. Where is CMT? I also saw Elizabeth like a previous poster. Awesome massage, tantric, $175--wordGood job! Sounds great. Thanks, I'm going to have to stop by there.
Nicky Forza
12-19-07, 15:06
Good job! Sounds great. Is the place actually called 7th heaven or what is the name? Thanks, I'm going to have to stop by there.This place actually has two names posted on their storefront. At the top a sign says Seventh heaven. Below it there is a neon sign that says Oriental Beauty Spa.
Whisper2000
12-19-07, 23:18
Good job! Sounds great. Thanks, I'm going to have to stop by there.
Where can I find info on the place latina place on Western? PM me if you want.
Nicky Forza
12-20-07, 15:23
I hope I'm not being paranoid, but I suspect that some of our favorite places
are falling short in the cleanliness department. ie re-using towels between clients and not enough hand washing. I think I'm going to start keeping a look out for obvious uncleanliness.
http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=11&art_id=58961&sid=16820835&con_type=1
Luke Appling
12-20-07, 18:43
I used to be a big fan of the Lakeview Holistic location on Lincoln Ave. Since they have been closed I'm not too worried about giving out too much information. On many occasions, I received BJs with almost no encouragement on my part. The girls who knew me knew I tipped well, and there was never any price haggling. (sigh) those were the days.
So imagine my excitement when I drove past the old location on Lincoln and saw that it has reopend as a ne MP, called something like Urban Lotus Touch. I found the website, and to my disappointment, it looks extremely legit. Even more disappointing since the owner looks really hot.
Oh well, maybe I'll go test the waters.
Went to sing after seeing alot of your postings. Talked to mama san. At first she wanted to give me massage I said no, and she asked who I wanted to see. Now the only girl I could remember was nina, when I told her I am here for nina she looked kinda mad and she said she is not in today and every body gives the same massage in her asian accent. I said ok but I am not getting a massage from your old ass. So she sent another girl sunny.
Sunny has beautiful body specially her back side.
The massage was good but it looked that she was kinda hurrying up. But when the time for the flip came she asked what I would like today.
Being my first time there I started asking price for h/BJ she said. 100 for BJ I finally convinced her for. 8 for a cbj. She finished off with a warm towel which felt good and she was nice after the pop ans left me satisfied even though I was looking for a DATY. Maybe next time I thought and I left the place.
Attitude: 9
Looks: 6
Massage: 4
Body: 7Where is sing?
And what do you guys mean when you say flip?
Where is sing?
And what do you guys mean when you say flip?The massage starts with you lying on your stomach and when she finishes your back you 'flip' over to lay on your back. After the flip the fun starts.
Member #5481
12-21-07, 11:29
For Sing look in Mt Prospect.
Flip is when you turn from your stomach to your back.
And what do you guys mean when you say flip?
You know, Flip Wilson... here come the judge, here come the judge........
I hope I'm not being paranoid, but I suspect that some of our favorite places
are falling short in the cleanliness department. ie re-using towels between clients and not enough hand washing. I think I'm going to start keeping a look out for obvious uncleanliness.
http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=11&art_id=58961&sid=16820835&con_type=1
Thanks for the heads up. That's pretty freaky. From now on if I even suspect the sheets haven't been changed, I'm going to make them put fresh ones on - same for the cover or towel on the face cradle.
Saw these guys advertise on CL today, in the post it says that you get a free gift? Any review would be appreciated.
Happy Holidays everyone!
Enderwiggen
12-22-07, 18:33
Asian Girls Massage
847-946-4634
Oriental Girl
630-885-1808
Secret Society Luv
708-409-1277
Risque
630-295-9844
SchoolGirl Love
847-229-8844
Sunset Spa Massage
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Asian Girls Massage
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Sweet Asia Girl
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Young Asian Girl Massage
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Oriental Girls
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Beautiful Oriental
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Asian Massage
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Russian Girls For Your Pleasure
630-285-1273
Ashley's
847-520-3600
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Bella One
630-582-0222
Secretly Yours
630-705-1111
Jezzabell's
708-409-1277
Hot Sexy Oriental Girl
630-806-1505
Exotic Asian
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For A Good Time, Call!
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Chinese Girl Massage
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Your Place or Mine?
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Asian Massage
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JenniKash
630-401-1346
Salon 88
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Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Asian Delight
773-558-9025
Asian Model Massage
630-899-9738
Teabagplain
12-22-07, 21:02
By recent, I mean about a month ago. Just got around to writing this stuff down for posterity now.
1) Saw the never-disappointing Ivana at Lisunia's. I think she is more beautiful now than the first time I visited with her. Lisunia's is pricey, but I think Ivana is worth it. Looks 9 Service 9.
2) Struck out at CTM. Old woman-I didn't ask her name. Gave me a pretty decent massage, but when she was done, she just said something about me looking sleepy and walked out of the room before I could ask her about extra service. I waited on the table for a couple of minutes but she did not come back. I saw a report from someone else on this board of a similar experience, but he had the patience to wait until she came back in the room and was able to get service after that. Looks 2 Service?
If you ever head out west on the I-80, there are a couple of places along the way that are noteworthy:
3) 7 Spa is an AMP in Morris, IL (about 1 hour outside of Chicago, exit Division St, head south about a mile or so, it will be on your right). I saw a girl named Ruby. Says she is 50 years old, but she actually looks like she is in her 30s. Has well-done implants. Started out with light back rub, then asked me what I wanted after about 15 minutes. I don't know all the options on the menu, but I suspect there were many because when I asked for hand only, she asked me if I was sure that was all. Door fee was around 0. 50 (don't remember exactly). Tip was 1. 00. That is probably negotiable--when I asked how much, she did not reply automatically. Afterwards she took me to a stand-up shower and bathed me, then took me to a sauna for a few minutes, then helped me get dressed. Looks 7 Service 10
4) The Spa is even further out about 2 hours outside of Chicago. There are actually two. One in Peru and one in La Salle, although I think the one in La Salle might be closed down. Got no answer when I called and when I went there during their normal business hours, I found the doors locked. I previously saw a girl named Tila at the one in La Salle. Long blonde hair, a little overweight. Amazing boob job.- they aren't very large, but what is amazing is that I couldn't tell they were fake until she told me and showed me the scars to prove it. Nice girl. Looks 6 Service 5. At the Peru location, I have seen a few girls. First Raven. Large girl with large frontal assets. Although she is much heavier than I usually prefer, she really knows how to provide. Again hands only, but she hinted more was available. Looks 5 Service 9. Ruby, thin, great body, but face looks old (probably smokes a lot). Hands only, but she told me what to do if I wanted more (BYOC). If I ever happen on upon her again I will definitely take advantage. Looks 7 Service 7. I can't remember the name of the last girl I saw. Blonde and overweight. She was notable in that she did a BBBJTC for a tip that would normally only get hand attention. Looks 4 Service 9. The way they do things there is a little weird. First there's the door fee. I honestly can't remember the exact number, but it's comparable to other places. The tip is negotiated beforehand. They tape-record your conversation. You offer an amount of money and then they provide. The tape recording is so they can prove that they never *offered* anything.
Asian Girls Massage
847-946-4634
Oriental Girl
630-885-1808
Secret Society Luv
708-409-1277
Risque
630-295-9844
SchoolGirl Love
847-229-8844
Sunset Spa Massage
630-616-1133
Asian Girls Massage
847-852-6889
Sweet Asia Girl
847-302-9055
Young Asian Girl Massage
630-849-8802
Oriental Girls
630-740-0579
Beautiful Oriental
847-790-6173
Asian Massage
847-946-4619
Russian Girls For Your Pleasure
630-285-1273
Ashley's
847-520-3600
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Bella One
630-582-0222
Secretly Yours
630-705-1111
Jezzabell's
708-409-1277
Hot Sexy Oriental Girl
630-806-1505
Exotic Asian
847-660-9418
For A Good Time, Call!
630-285-1273
Chinese Girl Massage
847-650-7684
Your Place or Mine?
630-760-0380
Asian Massage
847-460-8048
JenniKash
630-401-1346
Salon 88
1-888-294-6620
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Asian Delight
773-558-9025
Asian Model Massage
630-899-9738
Looks like someone found CAD.
Sisterlovers
12-23-07, 13:51
Heads up--I went to Alice's on Wentworth (and had a fine time), and they have started using punchcards for repeat customers. I can't read chinese, but I believe after five massages, the sixth is half price? Any other places do this?
Heads up--I went to Alice's on Wentworth (and had a fine time), and they have started using punchcards for repeat customers. I can't read chinese, but I believe after five massages, the sixth is half price? Any other places do this?
I believe that you get 1/2 hr free session after 5 visits at Alice's on Wentworth. Xindys give you a free session after 10 visits, they mark the card on each visit.
Asian Girls Massage
847-946-4634
Oriental Girl
630-885-1808
Secret Society Luv
708-409-1277
Risque
630-295-9844
SchoolGirl Love
847-229-8844
Sunset Spa Massage
630-616-1133
Asian Girls Massage
847-852-6889
Sweet Asia Girl
847-302-9055
Young Asian Girl Massage
630-849-8802
Oriental Girls
630-740-0579
Beautiful Oriental
847-790-6173
Asian Massage
847-946-4619
Russian Girls For Your Pleasure
630-285-1273
Ashley's
847-520-3600
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Bella One
630-582-0222
Secretly Yours
630-705-1111
Jezzabell's
708-409-1277
Hot Sexy Oriental Girl
630-806-1505
Exotic Asian
847-660-9418
For A Good Time, Call!
630-285-1273
Chinese Girl Massage
847-650-7684
Your Place or Mine?
630-760-0380
Asian Massage
847-460-8048
JenniKash
630-401-1346
Salon 88
1-888-294-6620
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Asian Delight
773-558-9025
Asian Model Massage
630-899-9738Are these legit?
And what is CAD? Sorry for all the newbie questions.
Looks like someone found CAD.
Be care guys, the non-asian numbers e.g. "SchoolGirl Love, etc." are the Lake Street Rip-Off places.
Al Bundy78
12-24-07, 10:34
Does any one have any info on Hong Kong Massage Therapy? I stumbled across it the other day while trying to get to I55. Its on Archer ave between Relax and AJ. Its in a blue, super shady, brokendown looking building. No sign in front but a sign on the side of the building, you can only see it if your driving towards AJ from Relax (just before the bridge). Any info would be great!
Are these legit?
And what is CAD? Sorry for all the newbie questions.
CAD is stands for Chicago After Dark, a monthly adult magazine that can be found in many adult video shops and liquor stores. They are also online at www.chicagoafterdark.com. Most of the Asian places are Asian apartments where you can get FS for $160. But like Slim said, most of the non-Asian places are jackshacks.
So whats up with Sing, usually I go to the apartment girls, one by ohare and another up by cumberland. So yesterday I decided to venture out and give sing a shot. I drive all the way out there and the mamasan puts me in a room with just a tan bed in there, she charges me and then asked if I been there before, I say no, she then tells me that she has no girls free and I should come back tomorrow or if I want she can massage me right there in the tan bed. I said Hell No to mamasan, she is like 60. Was this because I was a newbie, any advice to get in one and get some relief.
Thanks
CAD is stands for Chicago After Dark, a monthly adult magazine that can be found in many adult video shops and liquor stores. They are also online at www.chicagoafterdark.com. Most of the Asian places are Asian apartments where you can get FS for $160. But like Slim said, most of the non-Asian places are jackshacks.Where can I get reviews of these places?
Are these places legit?
Asian Girls Massage
847-852-6889
Sweet Asia Girl
847-302-9055
Oriental Girls
630-740-0579
Sweet Temptations
630-285-1111
Asian Delight
773-558-9025
Those are the only ones that show pics of girls. Anyone ever go to these places? Would I need to bring my own jacket?
The oriental girls one is probably the one I'm most interested in since it seems like they're close to where I live.
Where can I get reviews of these places?
...
Those are the only ones that show pics of girls.
Don't worry if there are pictures or not, you won't get the girl in the picture, although every once in a while you will get lucky and they will be close. The ones without pictures are as legit as the ones with. Many of the numbers end you up at the same apt.
From your list, Sweet Temptations is a jack shack. The rest are probably legit, you just have to call around to get the location.
Merry Christmas!
Goat Trotter
12-26-07, 00:00
Decided to give the fire dept a try and that was a big disappointment. Same guy runs the place downtown I believe. The girl Candy from 26th st. was there. She's young with a boy cut but gives a horrible massage and then requests a tip really politely. I felt bad for her but she's in the wrong business with skills like that.
Went to Senina after that, had Tammy. Elderly thing was, ok on the massage and the flip. I feel the supply is drying up.... and some babes are demanding 0.6. I was screw that lady! 0.4 is my standard and I'm not budging. They eventually oblige.
Iceman1951
12-26-07, 23:50
Body and soul irving park road. I have been there just massage nothing else. Has anyone got at leat a HJ from body and soul? I think there legitimate. Has any one got fs from body and soul. In my experience they are legit.
Member #5481
12-27-07, 11:16
Made the trip down to 26th in Chinatown. They were busy and I had to wait in the front room. It is never super comfortable when another guy leaves and you kind of look at each other hoping you do not know each other.
Anyway, Amy was the massuese. She was not real cute but the massage was okay. On the flip she asked for .5 for HJ and I told her .4 and she agreed. She must have been horny as she kept trying to convince me for FS. She started at $, when I said no she went to .8 then .6 then said fine FS for the .4.
This was not on my Xmas list so I declined. On my way out there were 4 girls sitting there and all were cuter than Amy.
I believe there are several spas on 26th street, which one did you visit?
Thanks Dent
HappyGardener
12-27-07, 12:57
I gave up on Body and Soul several years ago. Olser. unattractive, unhappy women. Never got more than a mechanical HJ. Was not worth it, when there are so many Chinese apts I would rather go to.
I believe there are several spas on 26th street, which one did you visit?
Thanks DentI think he's talking about elegant on 26th street. You can get a good massage from an old and fat woman or a so-so massage from a pretty girl.
Luke Appling
12-28-07, 11:49
A new spa just opened on the 3800 block of N. Ashland.
It's called "Aroma Spa" - yeah, that's right, "Aroma"!!!!!!
Disgusting name, but by appearances I'd say it's a new AMP.
Anyone visited yet.
I'm going on a recon mission today.
Also, has anyone ever hit the Bamboo Massage at Western and Montrose?
It looks promising, but when I've stopped there I was not pleased with the talent.
Member #5481
12-28-07, 12:34
Gogogo is correct, it was Elegant
Past Tense
12-28-07, 18:03
Typical overpriced Latina place. They also make you sign in.
The cute Latina I had wasn't nearly friendly enough for the price, Give me an Asian any time.
I've had a better time at Victoria on Lawrence. Which isn't great but can surprise you occasionally.
- PT
Ridongulous
12-28-07, 19:32
Fellow mongerers:
I am visiting the city & hoping to find an AMP in close proximity to my hotel, on the border of the River North/Gold Coast neighborhoods.
Looking for a place with a massage & happy ending routine, maybe something extra if the mood is cool.
I don't want to have to call every number, ask for the location, and look it up on a map, so if you know a number to call that doesn't require too much travel, much obliged, many thanks, and happy new year.
R.
A new spa just opened on the 3800 block of N. Ashland.
It's called "Aroma Spa" - yeah, that's right, "Aroma"!!!!!!
Disgusting name, but by appearances I'd say it's a new AMP.
Anyone visited yet.
I'm going on a recon mission today.
Also, has anyone ever hit the Bamboo Massage at Western and Montrose?
It looks promising, but when I've stopped there I was not pleased with the talent.
They've been advertising on CL in the therapeutic section for a little while. Judging by their ads, I'd say it's a good bet they're legit. I wouldn't get my hopes up (or anything else for that matter).
...You can get a good massage from an old and fat woman or a so-so massage from a pretty girl.
Yep, as much as I hate to say it, the old, fat woman really knows how to give a happy massage.
Decided to give the fire dept a try and that was a big disappointment. Same guy runs the place downtown I believe. The girl Candy from 26th st. was there. She's young with a boy cut but gives a horrible massage and then requests a tip really politely. I felt bad for her but she's in the wrong business with skills like that.
Try to ask for Lisa. She is a decent looking girl in her 20s, and gives a good massage. She is off Tuesdays.
A new spa just opened on the 3800 block of N. Ashland.
It's called "Aroma Spa" - yeah, that's right, "Aroma"!!!!!!
Disgusting name, but by appearances I'd say it's a new AMP.
Anyone visited yet.
I'm going on a recon mission today.
Also, has anyone ever hit the Bamboo Massage at Western and Montrose?
It looks promising, but when I've stopped there I was not pleased with the talent.Bamboo was so-so. Talent not attractive and technique not good on the massage or finish. Many better places in the area.
Coolouforever
12-29-07, 12:14
Yea I agree Bamboo charges 80 and they only offer a 1 hour massage which isn't great. They are all latina and only 1 actually looks good her name is Brenda, whom gave me my massage. For extras it was 60 for a HJ, but she went down to 50, then she wanted 50 a piece for topless and bottomless. I took the HJ, all in all wasn't that great and it cost me 130 total. The best places I've been too are Lisunia (A bit pricey but worth it especailly with Ivana), and Massages by Mary on Montrose.
Bamboo was so-so. Talent not attractive and technique not good on the massage or finish. Many better places in the area.
Luke Appling
12-29-07, 17:58
Yea I agree Bamboo charges 80 and they only offer a 1 hour massage which isn't great. They are all latina and only 1 actually looks good her name is Brenda, whom gave me my massage. For extras it was 60 for a HJ, but she went down to 50, then she wanted 50 a piece for topless and bottomless. I took the HJ, all in all wasn't that great and it cost me 130 total. The best places I've been too are Lisunia (A bit pricey but worth it especailly with Ivana), and Massages by Mary on Montrose.Where is Massage by Mary? I live in the area but have never seen it.
Luke Appling
12-29-07, 18:12
. . . is doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result.
So I decide on Friday to give Massage Point on Irving Park Rd. another chance. I already struck out once there before, but the girls were cute, so I thought I'd give it another try.
The good and the bad:
When I call, they ask if I've been there before, a good sign!!!
When I get there, I am given the hour or half-hour option, also a good sign!!!
There are a couple of Eastern European girls (woo-hoo!!!) and a couple of Latinas (no!!!!! - I never have luck with them)
As luck would have it, I get a young Latina with a really nice bod. Not the same girl I had last time, but still my hopes sink.
But wait, she just barely covers me with the sheet, and turns down the lights to where I can barely see. A good sign!!!
She spends A LOT of time on the butt and thighs. Yes!!!!
On the flip, Mr. Happy is practically slapping her in the face as she spends a lot of time on my midsection. Oh, this is getting good!!!!
"Okay, massage over. Sorry, no extras. Thanks for coming"
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
On a related note, does anyone know of an EMP where I can get a decent return on my investment. I really like the Eastern European girls. They are too old at the Asian places, and I have no luck with the Latinas.
Thanks
Late report but I been busy. Went to Xindy a couple of weeks ago and had CiCi. Older, mid 30's or so. I decided to try a different approach and I covered myself to start the massage. She asked if I wanted soft, medium or hard. I said hard. Big mistake. She manhandled me for about 35 mins!! Walking on my back I think she was intent on finding out how much pressure I could take. I held my own and she was quite impressed on how strong I was. After my torture session was over she rubbed me down quite nicely. On the flip she offered to extend the massage to lower regions. I promptly agreed and we discussed terms and conditions. We agreed on .4 and she went to work. I found it interesting that soon as I tried to let me hands roam about she moved MUCH closer to give me all the free access I desired. Cleanup little more massage and on my way. I'll be back. Left .2 extra due to the excellent massage. $1.20 steep but it got the kinks out.
Coolouforever
12-30-07, 21:52
Where is Massage by Mary? I live in the area but have never seen it.The address is 3701 N. Montrose. She has you park in her enclosed backyard parking lot. She charges 75 for an hr plus the hot tub in which you do 1st. The massage itself is very good with a bit of sensuality to it plus she alos massages your butt. On the flip she may or may not use a towel 3 times she didn't cover my forn and only 1 time I was covered. No HJ but she will help you as you do self service. She will caress your berries and may roll down the bottom of your stick almost in a HJ fashion.
Snowmadics
12-31-07, 19:25
She charges 75 for an hr plus the hot tub in which you do 1st. No HJ but she will help you as you do self service. She will caress your berries and may roll down the bottom of your stick almost in a HJ fashion.Since you did it yourself did you leave a tip?
What does she look like?
SportingLife
01-01-08, 16:13
I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.
I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.
Does anyone one where this place is?
I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.
I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.
Coolouforever
01-01-08, 19:26
Did they offer to get naked, if so how much more?
I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.
I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.
Coolouforever
01-01-08, 19:28
Yea I left her 20 extra as a tip she seemed very happy about I wanted to get her to give me a nude massage or at least jump in the hotub with me if any guy can accomplish this let me know.
Since you did it yourself did you leave a tip?
What does she look like?
HappyGardener
01-02-08, 13:42
AJ Salon is on the SW corner of Archer and AShland. There is a burger King and Dominicks across the street which is where I park.
I saw Joycilyn last week as well. Lost track of the day during the holidaze.
Spoke other languages other than Spanish. I DID drop the $80, which is more than I ususally do, but I to wanted to see those tits. Which I did.
I am told that Cici and Jocilyn do offer 4 hand service. Might partake just to watch both pairs of DDs bounce in front of me.
I'm coming to town on business next week, and I'm looking forward to getting away from the Indiana AMP "scene" for a bit. Not even sure if you can call it a "scene" for that matter.
What's the best AMP for an out-of-towner to get to know?
Was on my way to see my o'l reliable single mom by halsted and diversy who needs money.
Saw a massage joint on fullerton and southport. anyone has info on this? went in but didnt have enough time so I got a 10 minute chair massage. One of the best massage i got on an AMP. is it legit?
Paul Stearn
01-03-08, 09:34
Was on my way to see my o'l reliable single mom by halsted and diversy who needs money.
Saw a massage joint on fullerton and southport. anyone has info on this? went in but didnt have enough time so I got a 10 minute chair massage. One of the best massage i got on an AMP. is it legit?
Yep - I can verify a chair massage is legit.
Due to recent reports made a run up there yesterday. Walked in and damn if it wasn't 8-9 people and a baby sitting around. Had no clue who did the massage, just hoped they didn't plan training the baby today! Paid .5 for 1 hour massage and was shown the room. Hopped on the table and realized it was COLD as a well diggers belt buckle! Little lady came in and made no attempt to cover me whatsoever. And I tell u I was hoping for some kind of towel or anything! Decent enough massage but I think she may have been a mute cuz she didn't say a single word the whole time. Even when I had to flip she grabs my shoulders and tries to turn me to symbolize the turn. When I flipped I realized she was woefully unattractive. Mad skinny like Nicole Ritchie and that's not my thing. She rubbed my chest and leaned way down over my face to grab the boys. Then simulated the hand motions and looked at me expectedly. I declined the offer and she didn't know what to do. It was kinda funny as she kept grabbing and rubbing in an attempt to wake him, but the cold and unattractiveness kept him fast asleep. She didn't know what to do so she continued a massage with one hand and the other hand stayed in the general locale of little CJ in case he showed any signs of life she would pounce. After about 45 mins of freezing to death I told her she was good and I was gonna get dressed. She walked out confused as hell not knowing what to do. I geared up and left, on the way out papasan asked me if all was ok. I replied it was good but I had to make a run. I'll still head back but I'll be checking my masseuse before I lay down!!
Nicky Forza
01-03-08, 12:27
I made a first time visit to Xindy a few days ago. And was attended by a very friendly, smiling, outgoing, late 30ish- Chinese lady with long hair and great body. Her name is Cici. She gave a pretty good massage which included back-walking. During the massage she says How much tip? I said forty. When the massage was over I gave her the forty, and she motions for more money. I said no. I told you I would give you $40.
Guys please don’t be too generous with the ladies. It drives the prices up for the rest of us and takes extra money out of your pocket that could be used at another massage place.
On the way out I locked eyes with a very attractive, soft looking, smiling younger provider who was watching television in the lounge area. I might try her the next time.
The Good: The place looks like it has been recently remodeled. Nice atmosphere. Had a great massage. On the drive home, I felt like I REALLY had a massage. Cici is not afraid to work hard on you and has a generally nice attitude.
The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client. Very nasty. Also I was shorted by about 15 minutes on the massage. Cici seemed rather rushed to get me out. I hate that.
Assman2008
01-03-08, 13:50
Tired KM Masssage today. Met with Kelly a nice hispanic about five foot tall, nice 32C or maybe even D, about 110lbs. short hair, and nice thin sexy curves.
65 at the door that included a nice table shower. She washed every part of my body. Did the suana for about 5 minutes to warm up a bit since it was cold out.
Nice uncovered massage, on the flip I opted for the 100 fully nude HJ. Had a really nice unrushed session until the owner told her there was another client and time was up then it became rushed.
Worth visiting again
Call Me Booger
01-03-08, 18:59
The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client..
You gotta be kidding me, not that I'm surprised but that's just nasty. After reading the past several posts, For the money spent and service given, why don't you guys drive out to the burbs?
Coolouforever
01-03-08, 21:55
So 165 total huh? Were your hands allowed to roam? At Lisunia's you can roam and suck their boobs.
Tired KM Masssage today. Met with Kelly a nice hispanic about five foot tall, nice 32C or maybe even D, about 110lbs. short hair, and nice thin sexy curves.
65 at the door that included a nice table shower. She washed every part of my body. Did the suana for about 5 minutes to warm up a bit since it was cold out.
Nice uncovered massage, on the flip I opted for the 100 fully nude HJ. Had a really nice unrushed session until the owner told her there was another client and time was up then it became rushed.
Worth visiting again
After running out of Elegant I went by Alice's on Wentworth. 30 mins and .4 later I walked out extremely happy that I visited Cherry! I also picked up my card.
Luke Appling
01-04-08, 00:48
Has anyone else been to Ginger's in Rogers Park? I answered their very suggestive sounding CL ad, stating that they have attractive girls and that they only service men. They work out of an old 3-flat in Rogers Park. Everything about the setup suggested extras, and Ginger herself is a rightous babe.
Massage was completely uncovered, and really good, but there was no hint of extras. Is this place worth revisiting?
I guess I'm from the old school - Rockford AMP's - but 165 for a topless massage and handshake is insane! At least in Belvidere, for less money, you get a nude massage, get to massage the girl and a handshake. Maybe I live in a dream world but that's a shitload of money for what you get.
Okay, people DO say I live in my own little world. Spank me harder Sweet Mama.
Stinky Out
Greetings,
First report here. Visited TP(C-town location) yesterday and saw Mary. She said she was alone but I thought the dispatcher said there was 3 g's there..Korean, mid/late 20's, poor English, but friendly with a cute demure-like personality. Mary is about 5' 3", maybe 95lbs. A real spinner. Fake B's but a good job, they were very soft with long pinkish nips. After the 'flip' she kissed and s--ked my nipples. Never thought I was into that, but it was special, she just kind of clinged to them with her gentle lips as i watched. It was special, nice technique. Kitty was natural, sparse, and sooo soft with long pubic hair's just around the edges and sooo tasty (69). CG, doggi, finished mish. No rush. She said she's there for 10 more days.
Face: 7, 8 after 3 beers.
Body: 7, 8 tops after 3 beers (but 9' and 10's must be natural).
GFE: 8, maybe 9 if she kissed more
Service: 8, not rushed and very patient.
I made a first time visit to Xindy... I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client.
At one of the more popular AMPs I lifted the bathmat on the nice expensive TS unit and saw much more than I ever wanted to! There is a LOT of DNA that gets extracted at all these places (I am sure you can imagine) resulting in a kinship with most of you that is closer than I want or need. Then, the paper sheets are usually just an excuse not to change or wash the cloth ones underneath. Most of the time the paper sheets just disintegrate 10 minutes into the massage anyway. The oil stains aren't a problem with me as long as the sheets smell ok but I can tell if they really aren't clean. But the towel thing at Xindys... thats way too sneaky! I have even heard of places that don't even wash used wet towels and just put them in the dryer. I could go on but I have to tend to my stubborn rashes right now, they have been itching like crazy!! ;)
This may seem pretty basic for many regular mongers, but I have recieved several messages in the last few days in response to my posts in the SW section.
Most of these PMs are looking for referrals, so I thought a post might be easier than more individual replies.
Forget the SW/surgery girl. She is nasty--but it was fun to write about since it was such a bizarre encounter. Also, she does not have a phone.
Instead, take a look at:
http://www.chicagoafterdark.com/
It is the web version of a magazine you can find at most ABS and some liquor stores and in street boxes in the city.
Call the ads that say Chinese or Asian--they are the apartments that charge flat rates of $160 and are located throughout the city and suburbs. No tips required. Girls rotate every few weeks, and while quality can be hit or miss, it is sometimes amazing--much more reliable than escorts or non-asian incall. You can get a rough idea on location by the area codes. Watch out for the non-asian ads in CAD as they are often jack shacks.
You can also search CL Erotic section for '160" which usually gives you some amps such as Thai Palace in Lincoln Park.
Second best around here are the Korean amps, such as Singapore in Mount Prospect/Arlington Heights. Entry fee is $50-$80 and the girls negotiate for extras, with HJ about $20-40, fs for $100-120, and bj in between. Girls are often a little older than the apts, but you may also get lucky here, particularly if you become a regular.
Good luck.
P
Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.
Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.
- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5
Goat Trotter
01-04-08, 23:15
You get a cheaper massage even in Chicago for way less. Some of these newbie have no balls to negotiate and come out paying $100+ in tips and mess up the pricing for the rest.
Negotiate guys, they need the money as badly as you want to walk away happy.... probably even more. The last thing they want is no tip.
You shouldn't be tipping more than $40 at most places. Sometimes a good looking chick may demand more because she know's she's worth it. But that's still $60 tops for a handshake. Don't be suckers....
I guess I'm from the old school - Rockford AMP's - but 165 for a topless massage and handshake is insane! At least in Belvidere, for less money, you get a nude massage, get to massage the girl and a handshake. Maybe I live in a dream world but that's a shitload of money for what you get.
Okay, people DO say I live in my own little world. Spank me harder Sweet Mama.
Stinky Out
Anyone have any info on this place.
Pm if you do.
Thanks
SpokenOne69
01-05-08, 11:25
Can someone please tell me the location or phone number of TP in chinatown. Tried the search function and cannot find
Can someone please tell me the location or phone number of TP in chinatown. Tried the search function and cannot find
TP? That one's got me stumped too.
Probably means Thai Palace. Check CL any day. Search either "asian" or "thai"
OMG has anyone seen Olga there. I just had an awesome time with her. She has skills people treat her nice and those melons...OMG they must be triple d's and their real and spectacular.
Fork Please
01-05-08, 19:27
TP probably equals Thai Palace..little bit different.
Sorry, can't help..Spoken, just go to Craigslist and you'll find the #.
Visited S few times recently.
There are two new bloods I think. Jessica & Joyce? Never have chance to try them. Other girls(Taxxy, Vixxan,) are mid 30s and very good in massage.
Clean facilities. No problem with towels or paper sheets.
Usually a legit place. I said "usually" not always. I knew one girl provided HJ and from another report, one friend got BBBJ from her. But he felt burned later.
After first visiting, I have uncovered massages all the time.
Nicky Forza
01-05-08, 19:58
Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.
Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.
- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5I'm calling BS on the report.
I'm calling BS on the report.
Why? He posted twice, probably not realizing he was being monitored and then reported on a standard apt experience. He did say $60 instead of $.6 which is probably what he meant.
I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.
I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.
Okay, I believe you. I've only been at south location once and didn't get Mary. Girl was on low end of average for apt. girl. Didn't see any current Mary's advertised on CL for TP. I tend not to believe the pictures I find for apts., you get what you get, sometimes lucky and sometimes not so much.
I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.I couldn't get it to come up :(
Geee, what's that about? Well, I posted twice because I was not sure the report went thru. This was my first post. Is that so wrong?
Yes, that his her pic on CL and that's the same outfit she had on. I didn't actually ask her her ht. And wt. Is that what we're supose to do? . I made an estimate as I was writing that report the next day, but I'm within 3/4 of an inch and 4lbs I'm sure, and yes, I'll spell it out for you and piggy boy. It was ONE HUNDRED and SIXTY. Oh, has anyone actually visited Mary? I was just reporting updates for the guys here like it is suppose to be, lolol. Hey I still think Your Kool. Thanx for responding.
Thanx Slim.
Sorry if I corrected you.
Al Bundy78
01-06-08, 18:22
I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.
Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.
Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.
- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5
Unbelievable. My first posting after 30 years of mongering. And it's BS. IMAO. Sorry about the grammar, I'm sure I'm not too descritptive or that good of a writer for this room. (but, not bad for a provider who can't speak English, lolol). I've probably had over 200 encounters with the whole P4P spectrum here, Euope and Asia and I can teach a course. I was just sharing info here, not looking for approval and frankly, it was my $. 60. Nothing personal, thanks.
I agree, Hmmmm
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I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.
Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.
Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.
- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5
I'd give him the benefit of a doubt for this report. We beat up the newbies who ask questions when the info is on the board and don't report but just flame us when their immature asses don't get what they want. Assuming it's legit he's done everything a good monger and board member should do.
I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.
Flint Striker
01-08-08, 12:30
After lurking on the site for a few weeks and getting a lot of great info, seems like it's time to share some experiences of my own with my fellow mongers. I'm an occasional hobbyist off and on. I've been on a streak lately and will post a few reports the next few days with the details.
Last week I decided to take a shot at an asian apartment ad I caught on CL. I've been seeing variations of this one for quite a few weeks: http: //chicago. Craigslist.org/nch/ers/532280860.html. I called ahead to see how many girls were there and was told that only "Luscious" was working. I asked how old she was and was told 27. I made an appointment, and it took two more calls to get to the place. It's a typical Chicago apartment right off of Devon near Broadway, very innocent looking. The ad sometimes also runs as Devon/Clark, but it's closer to Broadway.
When I got there, I was greeted by a quiet asian girl wearing a black teddy, but she didn't match the picture or description in the ad. I always have trouble telling the age of asian women, but I'd guess she was early 30's, about 5'5, cute little 34-B's, a bit of a belly but not too bad. The big negative was this chick's teeth. Looked like she never owned a toothbrush in the old country with lots of visible decay, but no bad breath. No way I was going to be kissing that mouth, but I stuck around for the rest.
Took a quick shower, gave my donation and laid down on the table in a small bedroom for a crappy massage. After about 10 minutes she asked me to turn over. My hand wandered up the back of her thigh and just that quick she whipped off the panties. Pretty soon she was out of everything, had me sitting on the edge of the table and on went the raincoat. She laid down across the table as I stood and pulled me inside. She let out some squeaks and moans and faked a little o. I was having a below average experience overall, but I liked the view in that position enough that I didn't change it up and let myself finish. She cleaned me up at about the 40 minute mark and seemed anxious for me to get dressed and get on my way. She was subtle about it but I was being rushed.
I've only had one other apartment experience but it was much better. Overall, this girl was maybe a 5, the place was a 7, but the overall experience was a 4. I admit that there came a point where I just wasnt that into it, but afterward I wished I had taken my money to a reliable AMP instead. I'd give it a try again if I knew that a different girl was there because the location is convenient, but who knows how long the rotation will be. They keep running the same ad over and over, and if she answered the door on my next visit, I'd turn around.
SpokenOne69
01-08-08, 15:45
Jumped in my airoplane and flew over 26th st. Found the place. Cannot be missed. Start at Wentworth and work your way west. About two blocks. Experienced mongers will get what they want. It aint TP though
Seniors PM me for details
Krackerjack
01-08-08, 21:47
Do any of you know what happed to CoCo and Joyce at Senina, they seemed most accomodating but haven't really got anything. Called papasan to check if they are still there, but he was quite hesitant about their whereabouts, not sure if they are still there. He recommended Jessica?
Most of my visits to Lisunia have been with Ivonne but recently I have had two new girls. (they may not be that new but they're new to me! )
Olga. She's a little chuncky (probably about 150lbs at5'5") but with huge DD's which for myself and others like me that's a HUGE plus. Unlike some of the other girls I've had (when not getting Ivonne) she's good at her craft. Plenty of smiling and lots of eye contact. She's also unrushed and the massage is a little better than the other girls that give the "funner massage".
Tina. If you've read the CL posts they talk about their Russian beauties. I have a fair amount of experience with different accents so I'm pretty sure she's not Polish, she may be the Russian beauty. (but who the hell knows maybe she is Polish? ) Anyway she's much more attractive than Olga and also have very large tits (a big C or maybe D). She's also probably been trained by Ivonne because she gives you plenty of smiles and good attention. Massage sucks but I guess that's largely offset by the fact that she's pretty hot! She's a little heavier than Ivonne (maybe 115lbs at5'3") but by no means chuncky. Only had topless in this case maybe next time will go for the full monty.
I may have already posted this before but for the sake of all information in one location I will also say I've had Diane & Melonie who are booth very pretty (especially Melonie) but the experience is not really that good. Also the night I was there to see Tina I noticed there was another girl named Melanie (she spoke with no accent so I guess she's local) who was not very attractive. One other note about Lisunia, if you're a frequent visitor I recommend you ask them to start you a card. After 10 visits I think you get a freebie or maybe a half price deal. Anyway considering the relatively high price they charge it might help. As always have FUN!
Still looking for a report on Ginger's girls.
Anyone got a report?
Weed Streeter
01-09-08, 23:51
I was down around Chinatown Wed night and decided to check out Senina for the first time. Paid .85 at the door for 1hr. Wasn't too cool w/ leaving my shoes downstairs, but "when in Rome", eh? Also wasn't to cool w/ waiting next to another monger in that TV room. Table shower was pretty decent. 40-ish asian woman provided a little teasing around the boys and the water was kinda cold (they said it was a busy night...hot water shortage). Anyways, had a different girl for the massage. Her name was Lola. Looked about 40-something-ish too. Average build. About 5'6. Excellent massage. So good, I almost thought I'd pass on the extras. She teased the boys though..from the back and upon the flip. I motioned for the HJ and got it for .40. I guess I wasn't movin' fast enough, so she lifted the top and it worked, cuz I popped. Overall, great massage. She just wasn't attractive and the body was kinda dumpy. I like the young, cute, petite, tight type (yeah, wishful thinkin' eh?). I plan to go back. Let me know if there are any reco's that fall into that category (I know, slim pickins in the Chi).
Gingers girls is totally legit. Nice massage but no extras. Very clear it's not going to happen.
Jack Mehoffer
01-10-08, 12:00
I made a first time visit to Xindy a few days ago. And was attended by a very friendly, smiling, outgoing, late 30ish- Chinese lady with long hair and great body. Her name is Cici. She gave a pretty good massage which included back-walking. During the massage she says How much tip? I said forty. When the massage was over I gave her the forty, and she motions for more money. I said no. I told you I would give you $40.
Guys please don’t be too generous with the ladies. It drives the prices up for the rest of us and takes extra money out of your pocket that could be used at another massage place.
On the way out I locked eyes with a very attractive, soft looking, smiling younger provider who was watching television in the lounge area. I might try her the next time.
The Good: The place looks like it has been recently remodeled. Nice atmosphere. Had a great massage. On the drive home, I felt like I REALLY had a massage. Cici is not afraid to work hard on you and has a generally nice attitude.
The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client. Very nasty. Also I was shorted by about 15 minutes on the massage. Cici seemed rather rushed to get me out. I hate that.I went to Xindy last week and had a horrible experience. I think the girls name was Judy, ok looking but she had a very disturbing set of teeth - yellow like she had swigged a gallon of piss just before I got there. After a HORRIBLE 40 minute "massage" (and I mean horrible even for an AMP), she flipped me. On the flip, she wanted .6 and I offered .4. She agreed. When I tried to grope her chest through her shirt (not topless!) she pushed my hand away and said "only for .6". a few minutes later I tried to rub her ass and got the same message with her bony hand.
That ruined it for me and i was then the one pushing her hand away from my stick. I demanded she stop the handshake ( I was disgusted by her, so it was easier than you think...hehe) and left her with a ten dollar tip in disgust. For the standard .4, I expect that I can do some simple through-the-clothes groping. Wouldnt you all agree?
Contract that with the great experience I had at Alice Salon the week prior. I will never go back to that filthy pit- EVER.
Sisterlovers
01-10-08, 12:44
I know he's got his hands full with gangs and internal affairs problems--but is there any word on the street if this will affect amps in the near future?
Flint Striker
01-10-08, 19:14
A little while back there was some back-and-forth about Ninel, who works out of the south loop and advertises pretty much everywhere. She's always in the Reader and I even see her listing occasionally on CL under therapeutic.
The first time I called her several years ago, I started asking the basic questions mongers ask on the phone while trying not to be too obvious. Her response was odd, something about it being hard to explain what made a ukranian massage different, blah blah blah. She actually got a little snotty about it as I kept pressing and I ended up hanging up on her.
Maybe a year later, I called her again without remembering the name. As soon as I heard her voice, I recognized it but I thought I would give it another shot. At the time, she was working out of a high-rise in Edgewater.
I went to see her and was glad I did. What I learned is that you just have to play the game her way. She doesn't want to be touched, she doesn't want to talk about details. She just wants you to lay down on the table, relax and let her do her thing. I've been back to see her quite a few times and always get an exceptionally good massage that really is different in a few small ways, lots of teasing, and a nice, slow hj for a great ending.
Sometimes I gotta be able to play with perky young boobies and butts, but when all I want a great straight-up massage for a full hour with a happy ending for a reasonable price, Ninel is always reliable.
Raoul Duke
01-10-08, 23:08
I must be getting the younger one (in her forties), fortunately I haven't met grandma. The young'n consistently provides one the best massages I've ever had. After that I was heading northwest and happened to drive past M22, I actually thought about going in, but my funds are somewhat limited, so I behaved myself. Man, I need some new blood. I've tried quite a few therapists over the years, but none of them are of the calibre that we had back in the day of 34 and 53. I hate to sound like a broken record, but it's true.
Thinking back, Nina from the Reader was really hot about ten years ago, man I wish she gave extras, but that wasn't to be had. She looked like such a spinner back then. I haven't seen her in probably five years, at which time she had gained a little weight. Bummer. Her technique wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best. I haven't been back. Corinne is okay, but I prefer someone who gets a little dirty. I've tried Corby, but wasn't impressed. Mystique was okay. I refuse to drive out to Kings, Ace or anywhere in Belvidere/Rockford anymore. Although the Belevidere girls typically had a pretty good technique, it ain't worth the drive. Diana is a little too out there for me. I chuckled when I saw her Eros ad, she claims to be 28. If that's the case, I'm 28 too. I remember seeing her for the first time probably close to 15 years ago.
Does anyone remember Andrea from the Reader? She advertised about seven years ago? She was a former stripper at the club down around UIC. Nice kid and pretty fun to hang with.
I've had a couple of bad experiences from Eros ads, fortunately those girls are gone. Although, there was a tall, thin girl named Brooke who was pretty decent. Odd thing was that she lived with her boyfriend, so every time we hooked up, I'd see him leaving their apartment. Sometimes he'd call to check up on her during the session. I guess he was okay with it, but it left me feeling uncomfortable.
Ashley, out in the Schaumburg area, is okay. I've seen her a couple of times over the years. Talks way too much, but she's pretty good. She use to rep other girls too, but apparently she's given that up. She rep'd that Asian girl Ceci for awhile. Ceci was definitely a hottie. Ceci went independent and shows up every now and again (about once a year), but I've not seen her in a long time. I tried a couple of other Ashley girls, but evidently they weren't that great as the only thing I recall was the lousy commute.
I guess I'm too cheap to go back to Eden, not to mention the drive. They have had some cuties, but only once or twice did I have an outstanding experience. And unfortunately those girls are long gone.
Come to think about it, every now and then I had pretty good luck with the Reader and New City. The anticipation was always rough though because you'd never know what you were going to end up with (since there weren't any photos). Frequently I'd be pleasantly surprised. There was this one Latina who gave a killer massage while diddling herself. She disappeared for a couple of years and then started advertising again. I went to her incall when I saw her new ad, but she wouldn't do anything. It was pretty strange. She threw a towel over me and told me to finish myself. In addition to that, I could hear someone (possibly a boyfriend or roommate) in the adjoining room.
I've had my share of no shows and jack shack rip offs too. There use to be a place on River Rd. , in an office building, called Spaza. Some of the hottest, stripper quality, girls I've ever seen. But they wouldn't do sh*t. What a shame. Had an experience like that out in Roselle too. It was weird. The girl would typically wear a nice revealing bikini, provide a light touch massage, talk dirty and then leave you hanging. WTF.
Ah, what a crazy hobby. Maybe it's time to quit. Maybe next year.
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