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I stopped in and was told by an (40yrold) asian lady
"This is a massage schooll where the students do the massage, so you must have an appt."
You were able to just walk in?
I suspect we have been inundating them too much after the postings and they have put on the brakes to avoid too many hobbiests. I called for an appointment (in 30 minutes) and there was not problem. I arrived 5 minutes late and was offered a male massage as I was "too late and they have all gone home". I declined and the kindly lady told me that men give the best massages. She offered to make me an appointment for another day, but I decided visiting ol' Momo at June was what I needed, and it was.
Arlo
Goat Trotter
06-07-07, 20:04
Has some pretty f'ed up luck when I decided to go out.
1st try this place on Cermak where I hadn't been before. Owner was really nice when I spoke to her on the phone. Get there and she offers Anna I think. I was like "great"! Starts the session and mid way I heard some whispers with someone at the door, I'm still face down. The my session continues but I notice it doesn't feel like the same person. I turn around, abrakadabra, it's the older owner and not Anna. Apparently her long time customer came in so she saw it fit to have her her bail on me. WTF?! I hope that wasn't one of you guys =P. She offers $5-$10 off, I was like keep the freak'n change, I told her I was pissed and bitched. So after about 45mins she say Anna's probably done do you want her back, I was like, yeah sure. Anna comes in, clock goes off and it's the end of the massage. She was like "Come next time", I was like in your dreams lady.
2nd try I said let me go to Sennina down the street. Hadn't been there since the owner did the place up. F'me it look fantastic. He say Mae will do my session, give me a tour, gives me $10 off since it's $75/hr and off we go. Got a super fantastic relaxing massage from her. She's asian but has permed hair and a dark tan. Looks very exotic. A lot of teasing but by the time we ended I wasn't happy. Nevertheless, good massage so I gave her a tip.
3rd try, went to good o'l Relax and got this new one, Ivy. Someone described her as being too thin, true, but I needed a change in face, I was bored with the old ones. She turned out to be a good amount of fun since she heard I used to be a regular (no more). Finally my quest ended and went home partially happy and completely broke. LOL!
BTW WTF is with all these places hiking their prices? Sennina $75 + extra for the TS? Relax now $55. I was happy in the 50-60s and everyone seems to be raising their rates. Summer?
Returned to Oriental on Harlem after long hiatus. Attendant was Coco, formerly known as Michelle from a visit last year. She was one of the reasons I stopped going after first finding this place last August, in fact I think I might have had the first post on this spa. Her HS then was like someone pull starting a lawn mower as quickly as possible.
Well, this visit was infinitely better. Half hour is still available for .45 without TS, which is extra. Coco has improved her massage skills and took her time, even did some leg and back walking if you are into that. She is probably late 20s to early 30s, pretty with nice hair and figure, wore a long dress with easy access. Went topless with no urging and gave a decent HS. Finished the full half hour with scalp and facial massage. Standard tip with no negotiations.
She remembered me even though it has been the better part of a year since I have been there. One thing was different, the guy at the desk had the door bolted before and after entry. Makes me think they are paranoid of LE. I'm sure it helped that Coco remembered me, she asked me if it was "one or two time" I had been there to be sure after the flip. Good time, will return.
There were two other women there. Wasn't sure if one was the guy's assistant or a massuese. She was maybe in her late 30s, the other woman was older, showcasing a nice rack.
PeoplesElbow
06-08-07, 10:26
Is it wrong for one man to rub another?
Not if he draws you a bath and makes you chili after.............
PeoplesElbow
06-08-07, 10:27
There were two other women there. Wasn't sure if one was the guy's assistant or a massuese. She was maybe in her late 30s, the other woman was older, showcasing a nice rack.
The guy's assistant must be Ginny, who is outstanding.
Returned to Oriental on Harlem after long hiatus. Attendant was Coco, formerly known as Michelle from a visit last year. She was one of the reasons I stopped going after first finding this place last August, in fact I think I might have had the first post on this spa. Her HS then was like someone pull starting a lawn mower as quickly as possible.
Well, this visit was infinitely better. Half hour is still available for .45 without TS, which is extra. Coco has improved her massage skills and took her time, even did some leg and back walking if you are into that. She is probably late 20s to early 30s, pretty with nice hair and figure, wore a long dress with easy access. Went topless with no urging and gave a decent HS. Finished the full half hour with scalp and facial massage. Standard tip with no negotiations.
She remembered me even though it has been the better part of a year since I have been there. One thing was different, the guy at the desk had the door bolted before and after entry. Makes me think they are paranoid of LE. I'm sure it helped that Coco remembered me, she asked me if it was "one or two time" I had been there to be sure after the flip. Good time, will return.
There were two other women there. Wasn't sure if one was the guy's assistant or a massuese. She was maybe in her late 30s, the other woman was older, showcasing a nice rack.
I once knew a girl who was sometimes coco and sometimes michelle. She is somewhat slender. At least a couple of years ago - I ran into her first at B&B - then I ran into her outside b &b handing out cards for the new place opening in Lagrange Park. I ran into there once - she was there - but I didnt stay because this place was way to close to home. Then I ran into her at wallace s of 31st when it was not legit. Was very nice - Havent seen her for a long time. If this is her - i wish i could get there
Elle is a new place advertising on CL. The ads are suggestive of extras so I decided to visit. Very good massage, covered the whole time, no extras. I'd go back for the quality massage.
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2nd try I said let me go to Sennina down the street. ...A lot of teasing but by the time we ended I wasn't happy. Nevertheless, good massage so I gave her a tip.
Same here. First time I've ever been denied anything at an AMP. Had to stop at an apt. on the way home to get happy.
Elle is a new place advertising on CL. The ads are suggestive of extras so I decided to visit. Very good massage, covered the whole time, no extras. I'd go back for the quality massage.
A work of caution. This place wanted me to fill out a form with my personal information. I passed and went elsewhere.
Teabagplain
06-10-07, 23:50
I'm a new guy, who unfortunately won't be here for very long since I'm moving soon. I had no idea this site existed, otherwise I would have spared myself a couple of visits to Megi's. The first time, the therapist massaged the inside of my thigh so vigorously, I had no choice but to come to full attention--I thought this was a good sign. During the second visit then, I decided to be a little more forward (still fairly subtle though), but she shot me down right away and this time around declined to massage the inside of my thigh as she had before. She seemed so offended that I doubt I will be welcomed with a smile if I ever go back (the massages *were* pretty good).
So, on to Lisunia's which did not disappoint--once I figured out how it worked. I saw some other posts here that indicated that Lisunia's can be hit or miss. The thing is that only some of the girls do extras. Lucy, for example, is completely legit--which is extremely disappointing. Not only is she cute and has a gorgeous body, but is incredibly sweet if you take the time to chat with her--she's the best kind of therapist: the kind that goes into massage because she likes to make people feel good.
To guarantee that you get what you are looking for, it needs to be clear from the beginning--otherwise you might get a girl that doesn't do that. For best results, you should schedule an appointment. I am not going to tell you what you need to say for reasons I will explain below, but if you have visited Lisunia's a few times and come up empty, I would suggest simply asking your massage therapist about it. I'm pretty sure all the girls are aware of what goes on, so even if you get one that is legit, she shouldn't be offended and can probably tell you what you need to know--assuming she trusts you, of course. In other words, don't expect her to say anything unless you've convinced her that you're on the straight and narrow.
I'm not normally this cryptic, but I have my reasons. Recently, a wonderful provider was busted and I think I may have done something to inadvertently draw attention to her--thus, being partially responsible for her getting busted. So, while I want to help out my fellow hobbyists, I also want to be extra careful not to compromise any of the girls.
GoldenGreek
06-11-07, 02:53
I can't recommend too highly this masseuse at a Chinese apt. with 3 locations in town: w. 29th st., North & Ashland, Gold Coast (if you call by 10am you might be able to specify at which location you want to see her). Her name is "Chanel" (formerly "Coco") and her offerings include: great massage (even a facial massage after the deed), DFK, unwrapped french, & FS (didn't try for DATY because of the bush, though I'd assume it's available--don't know about greek). All-inclusive total: 1.6 (no tip necessary). Check out CL for photo and phone #: do a search for "Chanel" 5176. When you call, say you're a friend of "Gary, the guy without a cell phone."Search on cl for chanel showed a black or puerto rican looking female? Is that the one? What does the 5176 stand for in your post? The last 4 digets of the phone? Can you help us out a little with this one?
I stopped by Elle a few weeks ago. Filled out the form with bogus info, no biggie. Several cute American girls there, one Asian. I drew the Asian. Played the whole covered/uncovered game, finally she left me uncovered. No touching her and she said no to removing any of her clothes. Good massage, did a great job with my but and inner thighs. On the flip after some prodding she took care of me, very nervous though. I would go back, it's a nice place.
PM me if you have any good Euro places.
Thanks
PussyPoker
06-11-07, 19:38
While on my Sun. tour of Chinatown, I stopped by LA Spa for the first time. I asked for the hour and was told it would be 70.00 I paid the asian behind the desk. She called for Susie and said she would be the one to give me my massage. So down the steps we go. Now I do like latin girls, Susie was a little chunky but I said what the hell I'm here. In the room she tells me to undress and lie down. She came in and must have used half a bottle of oil on my back and legs. It was more like a rub than a massage. On the flip she put more oil on my tummy and legs. She did not speek very mush english. She did brush the little man a couples of times and giggled. We did some signing and I left a happy person. I did see another girl their. She had ponytails in her hair. She was also much skinner and cuter. I might reurn if I new here name so that I can ask for her.
Hello all,
Maybe I'm old school but if you go to http://www.eros-chicago.com/ and look at the adds for 6/12. whats up with all the fatties. ugh!!! I don't care how big your tits are but fat is fat and I don't like it, not at the levels some of these escorts are showing. What happenned to some pride in the way you look. Oh my bad, I forgot, these are hookers we are talking about, now I understand. Happy hunting.
Hello all,
Maybe I'm old school but if you go to http://www.eros-chicago.com/ and look at the adds for 6/12. whats up with all the fatties. ugh!!! I don't care how big your tits are but fat is fat and I don't like it, not at the levels some of these escorts are showing. What happenned to some pride in the way you look. Oh my bad, I forgot, these are hookers we are talking about, now I understand. Happy hunting.
Eh. To each his own. I like big titties and big wh*res. Not all the time, but often. Different tastes, different strokes, etc. etc.
HappyGardener
06-12-07, 14:51
While on my Sun. tour of Chinatown, I stopped by LA Spa. I did see another girl their. She had ponytails in her hair. She was also much skinner and cuter. I might reurn if I new here name so that I can ask for her.
I think you are talking about AJ Salon. Their old name was LA Salon. The girl you speak of is named Cassandra
Returned to Chinatown, to same salon I reported on in an earlier post (only place I've reported on in Chinatown). Senior members suggested that I be circumspect about sharing the details of which salon I'm reporting on, so I have shared them with senior members or others with significant posts. If you've already pm'd me, this report is about the same place.
If you haven't posted much, or your posts only ask questions, don't pm me. If you are a senior member or have made significant posts, please feel free to pm me. This is to protect the guilty (from LE).
So I returned, hoping to find Lisa, who I had seen on my first two visits. Today, though, she was away and my masseuse was Anna. Skinnier, pretty, semi-good English. We hit it off very well, lots of smiling, affection, teasing, and conversation as best we could.
Good massage, which I needed. On the flip, she commented on how big I was (LOL) - I'm not immune to flattery. I asked for a blowjob and she shook her head no, in a playful way. I persisted, she asked if Lisa did that? I was non-commital. I persisted, and Anna went down on me. She ended working her mouth on me for a long time, using some excellent jackhammer technique (bobbing her head up and down without hands, very fast). Played with her tits and pussy. I got the impression that if I brought a raincoat, fs would have been available.
Ended with more good massage. Hugs and kisses afterwards. As always, YMMV. With best wishes,
Bend It
I went to chinatown to check out senina's since I had heard so much about it. Yung was the main guy there. Went up stairs after paying. 85 (I think) and requested Lisa since I had heard so much about her.
I took a look and wasn't very impressed. She had bad teeth, couldn't speak ANY english, and didn't offer any extras. She gave a good TS, lots of backdoor rubbing and massaging, stroking the little guys nice and good, but never finishing it off. The milk part of the shower was nice, but it left little curds on my body. TS was extra. 20
We went to the room for the massage. The massage was great! Excellent. Lots of teasing and touching on her part. But no extras. I even hinted towards it, then blatantly just asked for it, and put her hand on it. She giggled and slapped me (softly, playfully). No extras. Now. Is this the SAME lisa that I've been reading about? Or is she someone different? Disappointed with my first amp experience since I was expecting alot.
Please advise on my post and whether or not this was the same "Lisa"
I went to chinatown to check out senina's since I had heard so much about it. Yung was the main guy there. Went up stairs after paying. 85 (I think) and requested Lisa since I had heard so much about her.
I took a look and wasn't very impressed. She had bad teeth, couldn't speak ANY english, and didn't offer any extras. She gave a good TS, lots of backdoor rubbing and massaging, stroking the little guys nice and good, but never finishing it off. The milk part of the shower was nice, but it left little curds on my body. TS was extra. 20
We went to the room for the massage. The massage was great! Excellent. Lots of teasing and touching on her part. But no extras. I even hinted towards it, then blatantly just asked for it, and put her hand on it. She giggled and slapped me (softly, playfully). No extras. Now. Is this the SAME lisa that I've been reading about? Or is she someone different? Disappointed with my first amp experience since I was expecting alot.
Please advise on my post and whether or not this was the same "Lisa"
I've never been to Senina's, so not the same Lisa as I've reported on.
Amps are very much YMMV. I see two reports below that indicate the monger had the same experience as you at Senina. Better luck next time,
Bend It
HappyGardener
06-13-07, 11:02
Amps are very much YMMV.
Bend It
This should be the number one rule with regards to any AMP visit. Espcially if you are a first time visitor there. All of you lurkers and first time posters should understand that we invest time and money at AMPS in order to get to a level of service. There is only one business I know of in the tri-state area that you can walk in and get FS on your first visit. Like real estate with location, location, location, you should know that with AMPS; YMMV, YMMV, YMMV.
Went over to lisunia to try it out. I always wanted to try out a young blonde. They're all european or russian there. When you call, you MUST request a VIP massage which is a 1/2 hour massage. I believe I paid 85.
I ended up getting maggie. (I know ivanna also provides extras, but lucy does not). The massage was crappy. Felt like she was massaging me with toilet paper. No pressure, just soft touching. Horrible! On the flip, she did some teasing around the area, up and down, and went to work with oil. It wasn't rushed, but it was mechanical. I would say it was very very good finish. Good tempo and slowing down when I was releasing and let me get it all out. But again, she was soo unenthusiastic, it wasn't a big turn on. Almost like a robot. Didn't look like she was enjoying it. Her hands are only good with the HR. My hands were free to roam everywhere. But to go under the clothes would have costed me extra. I didn't go for it.
I asked if more services would be available if I returned, and she said maybe. So I'm assuming yes if I return and once she gets to know me. But her robotic attitude will probably prevent me from coming back.
I did not like 1. She kept coming in and out of the room (5x) during the massage when clients would come in. Maybe she was fearing LE or she had to take care of the front desk also. 2. No doors, only curtains. Radio is turned up a bit to mask any talking or "noises. "
This should be the number one rule with regards to any AMP visit. Espcially if you are a first time visitor there. All of you lurkers and first time posters should understand that we invest time and money at AMPS in order to get to a level of service. There is only one business I know of in the tri-state area that you can walk in and get FS on your first visit. Like real estate with location, location, location, you should know that with AMPS; YMMV, YMMV, YMMV.
No doubt, that is true, but it's tough leaving without even a HJ. That should be a given even for a first timer as long as you're not an ass and don't look like a trooper. FS is certainly something that has to be earned. I don't have enough time or money myself. - Slim
Horny Massage2
06-13-07, 23:40
Stopped by Xindy's based on another mongers tips. I called first to confirm, prices, and # of ladies avail. I was told there were 4. When I arrived I was asked 30min or 1hr, I said 30 min. Then I asked who is giving the massage. The lady said you can choose. So I asked who is good, she pointed to one - a little bit heavy - I shook my head no. So she said you choose. I looked them over (as they went about their business), then I asked what about her while pointing at a thin good looking young one. Thats the one I got.
The girl who opened the door also looked good and had some nice curves, but she was older (maybe 35, best guess). I know I will be back for her.
The last one I completely overlooked. She didn't do anything for me.
So, we go to the room, she put a clean towel on the table, she left, I changed, she came back as I was getting ready to lay down, so I stayed uncovered. Decent massage and some conversation for 20 minutes. Then she said turn over, I turn over and she touches me (yes there). She asks massage here. I said yes. She said how much you pay. I lied and said the usual I give Trudy. She said $50. I said I usually give Trudy $30. She looked shocked and shook her head no. I repeated, I usually give Trudy $30. She just looks at me dumbfounded. I say $40, she agreed. Easy negotiations. Then, she asked me to pay now. I looked at her like WTF. I told her I will pay her. I stated we stoped the massage and now I have to get up to pay you, I will pay you when we finish. (At this point I was thinking about testing her, by saying just finish the massage. But she was not being difficult. I was just trying to get a good rate). She said she wanted me to pay first because she doesn't know me, this is the first time we met. I agreed, she was right about that, and I told her so. So I gave her the tip and she gets right to work. Took her time and used different techniques. Allowed me to touch her legs and small ass. She was wearing a pad or had tissue under her jeans, I could feel it.
Anyway, good massage, good HJ, good clean up.
Oh yeah, we were almost out of time, so she set the timer back a few minutes. Overall decent experience.
$35 - 30 minutes
$40 - tip
Massage - 7
Looks of girl - 8
Release - 7
Teabagplain
06-13-07, 23:53
The fee you pay at the desk covers massage and finish. Skin requires tipping (two different levels usually available). I don't know if there are any other options beyond that.
Ivanna.- Awesome. Very attractive with a little extra around the belly. Starts with an okay, unrushed massage with some light muscle work and a lot of teasing around your backside--but the finish is where she shines. Stared straight into my eyes nearly the whole time. Was very enthusiastic and kept herself within easy reach. Continued to rub my chest and nips while she was working and actually grabbed me by throat with her left hand while I was finishing--a little alarming at first, but it was kind of neat.
Inga.- Horrible. Average looking. Weak massage that lasted 5 minutes before she asked me to turn over for a completely robotic finish. I was in and out of there in 30 minutes flat. That included about 10 minutes of waiting and 10 minutes in the shower.
The day I saw Inga, there was also a drop-dead gorgeous, petite, bleached blonde there. I don't know her name and unfortunately I already had the appointment with Inga. I was going to ask about her before I left, but got distracted by the ever-charming Lucy who was checking up on things before she left for her vacation.
Horny Massage2
06-14-07, 00:11
Forget the report. Last week went to Relax. I asked who is giving the massage. Two were present, but I didn't care for them and asked for another one, short one. She called another one from the back, but this girl was tall. I said there was a short one before, and finally another one came out. Thats the one I wanted.
Sonia, is decent looking with a nice butt. Good english too.
I changed and stayed uncovered. She gave a good massage. We talked during and she brushed the right parts. I spread my legs giving her the ok to rub the boys some more. I rubbed her legs while she massaged. On the flip, she went to work, good HJ. Allowed hands to roam. I asked to touch her breasts and did. Then I got a hand in the bra to tweek those big nips (small breastes though). So as she rubs me, I rub her legs and ass. Then she puts a leg up on the table. Now I can easily rub her snatch and I do. I could feel her getting hot. So I keep rubbing, even harder. Then the release. Based on that, I'm thinking there is more to come. Next time I'm looking for a BJ.
$35 at the door, I gave her a $30 tip.
Even though I know, I asked her what is the normal tip, she said $40. So I go is the $30 ok, she said yes. She was being really nice, and sweet. It was as if we knew each other. But this was the first time we met.
Overall great experience. She was very pleasant to be with and had good skills. I will be back.
I used to post a lot before moving West last year. I'll be back in Chi. next week but won't have much time. Can someone tell me where Relax is located? Thanks,
Carb
AdaptableMan
06-14-07, 12:50
Found 2 spots on CL
5050 N Cumberland in Norridge
and 2626 Dempster
Are these places AMP or EMPs
Are they worth it or not?
Thanks
Member #5481
06-14-07, 13:16
The places you asked about are Megi's Spa. They generally have attractive girls there but have never had nor have I ever heard of anyone having extras.
There are better places!
I was feeling pretty stressed and so I wanted to visit a massage parlor. The only one available on the way home was Bamboo. From this forum, I've only read bad reviews, but decided to give it a try anyway. Furthermore, I was having a craving for a latina.
The place is a little dingy and bare. It has the look of a martial arts studio. I walked in and there was this older looking latina who had an angry or mean look to her. Another latina was there, and she ended up being my girl. Joanne, 28, curvy. Very, very sweet and pleasant. Puts you at ease. Soft spoken. Nice butt and about see-the cups for breasts. Paid. 8 at the door for an hour massage. No 1/2 hours are available unless it is four handed I believe. TS is included before or after the massage.
This is the same Joanne that had been working at Joy of Massage before it closed down.
She led me to a room, I stripped down naked and left myself uncovered. She came in and took off her white coat and left me uncovered. She gave a pretty good massage. Definitely experienced and went to school for it. On the flop, I asked for extras and she said 1 for topless + HJ, and. 7 for HJ only. I negotiated for. 6. I know this is very pricey, but I was really craving it so I did it. 8 at door plus. 6 = 1. 4 for HJ. 2 more and I could have been at an AAMP.
Looks 8/10
Personality 8/10
Massage 8/10
Release 8/10
No other extras are available. The look of this place is not as nice as I've seen at other places. And the one thing that bothered me was when I went to go put on the robe for my TS, it was slightly damp. Pretty nasty. But other than that, they sanitize the tables and clean all the linens. Not a huge deal breaker, but just the thought of it made me feel a little dirty.
Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.
I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.
Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "
After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.
HappyGardener
06-15-07, 08:51
I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.
All RIght!!! Great first post! Lets here for the union organizer for Asian Association of Massage Professionals......AAMP
I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.
You've got one post?!? And its to give us a hard time?!? I've sent you your door prize via private message. Thanks for your participation . . .
I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.
BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?
PeoplesElbow
06-15-07, 12:14
I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.
Another weird, piece of crap post on the forum.
If I am paying money for a service, there better be some enthusiasm. No one is forcing anyone do to anything.
I sense that you are self loathing, guilt ridden and feel your penis is a dirty thing.
PeoplesElbow
06-15-07, 12:15
BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?
That reminds me of a question I like to ask guys who think they are cool -
When was your first BJ?
Oh yeah? How did it taste?
It gets them all of the time.
Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.
I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.
Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "
After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.
I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.
I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?
Horny Massage2
06-16-07, 14:44
Didn't even try?!?
She gave you a few signals, brusing the right spot and letting your fingers it the tits a few times. Come on man, go for it. At least least show her something - rub her leg - ease her hand to your area needing attention - something.
After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.
I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.
I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?
Count Fuku
06-16-07, 17:27
After climing a steep stairway and passing through 2 doors I was greeted by a older Chinese woman and the strong smell of Vicks vapor rub or Tiger balm. I asked about the prices for massage: (1 hour $65. 00)(half: $40. 00)ok. The older woman worried that I was about to bail called for a younger girl that emeged from a tv viewing area chewing something. She smiled an gestured for me to follow about 10 feet to a small kinda dank room. When she left I heard what sounded like an argument, but who can say. I positioned myself, without a towel, and found that- that was no problem. The girl kinda wholsome 6. 5 or seven cranked the timer and away we went. Not bad. Nervous chit-chat in broken english etc. A couple of odd interuptions from mama S, but so far so good. She was putting some effort into pleasing with the massage itself and without any nonsense rubbed and caressed me to a satisfying frontal finish. Hey ok. The seemless transition, how I like it, motivated two tweties to emerge. Many thanks all around and off I went with a card for a free massage if I come back 9 more times. Hey ther are better places, but it was an interesting ride. Probably not for everybody, I took a chance and was ok on results.
Greetings gentlemen,
It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.
Goat Trotter
06-17-07, 12:22
C'mon man RTFF!! There have been several post offering first timer advice. WTF is with you guys asking the same questions over and over.
Greetings gentlemen,
It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.
Horny Massage2
06-17-07, 17:32
C'mon man RTFF!! There have been several post offering first timer advice. WTF is with you guys asking the same questions over and over.
GT, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it.
Based on the guys post, he already did some homework. Now if he was paying attention, he would have enough info to take his first step. Don't know why he is asking for more. Especially with the most recent posts about the place he is interested in trying.
Go for it dude, then write a review.
Fair enough, in fact I did find one first timer advice post, BACK ON PAGE 13. So excuse me for trying to play by your guys' rules. Way to roll out the welcome mat.
BadAz Mofo
06-18-07, 02:05
Assman7
Here is a link that you may find of interest -
www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=331916&highlight=amps#post331916
It's an old link but this discussion reminded me of it. It's geared towards AMPs (not EMPs), but I think you will find the info is still helpful. After you read RealFun's comments, make sure that when you finally go that you adjust for inflation. For current rates do your homework again. And enjoy.
I have been going for massages for over 30 years, When it comes to tipping If the MT askes for money, in the begining I may, now I never go back. I only go back if they don't ask. First the massage has to be good.
I have gotten a TS an HJ for under 100 FS for under 100 what makes it different is I go to the same places if they are no good don't even tip, if they answer the phone don't tip, The reason I watch what I say on this sight is a lot of places have shut down,
There are some that are real good, out there just try, I have even gotten free massages I just tip. I made many mistakes, Now I just go to get a good massage This is just a little feedback.
Tipping is always an option, Most all will get at least half of what you pay unless they are a student, good luck.
HappyGardener
06-18-07, 11:16
Greetings gentlemen,
What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.
You are already going in with unrealistic expectations. YMMV, YMMV, YMMV. Whatever happens in there is not going to be as wild or as exotic or as fantastic as you have already built it up to be. Just go in, relax, don't expect anything, and let nature take its course. If something happens, great. If not, chalk it up as TOFTT, and then go back again in two weeks with a new attitude and they will say "Welcome Back" and maybe something will happen this time. It is the great mystery of EMPS and AMPS.
Thanks fellas. I totally understand that YMMV, and I'm okay with that. I wasn't expecting something of roman proportions. I actually just got back from there and I'm ready to report before I forget everything that happened. First off, I love the location. Secondly, as soon as I walked in I was greeted by a pretty young blond lady named Maggie. I told her about the ad I saw on CL and she confirmed it so that's what I went with. It certainly wasn't very busy in there so I didn't know who I'the get. It turns out it was her. This was not a bad thing as it turned out because she actually gave very pleasant conversation. In fact she seems like the type of girl that you'the want as a gf if you met her anywhere else.
I started asking questions about the place and how long she'the been there, etc. Etc. She told me two years, so I made small talk for the first 30 minutes and it was pretty fun. The massage wasn't so great, it felt like she knew what she was doing but not nearly strong enough to make it sensational. So in the second half hour I asked her how many clients she saw per day and so on, then I asked if any of them had ever gotten in trouble with her. She said no not really, so I pressed a little by asking if they'the ever asked for extra stuff and if so did she (I said jokingly) kick them out in to the street naked. She laughed and said no but that she just doesn't do that stuff or that she wouldn't do that (I had trouble hearing her a little).
So to break a bit of the awkward tension I asked her what the funniest thing she's ever seen was. She told me she hadn't seen anything really. I figured this was BS but I made her laugh by acting disappointed about it. I asked her what other services where offered by them and she listed all the types of massages. I figured I should just let it go and enjoy the rest of the session. As I was walking to the table shower room I nearly ran into another of the girls there and man was she a 10. I should ask for her next time.
Anyway, Maggie encouraged me to come back and I told her I would. Does anyone know anything about her? I think it would benefit me to become a regular, to her perhaps, but I'the also like to see who else works there. So that was my first trip. How's that for drinking the water?
PeoplesElbow
06-18-07, 14:58
Greetings gentlemen,
It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.
Expect a Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie look-alike. If it is an AMP she will look like Sung Hi Lee.
They will come in the room with very little on and proceed to give you a massage that will elimate all of your body's aches and pains. Expect your golf score to drop by a few strokes and you will be able to run faster and jump higher.
After the massage, they will make passionate love to you. Tips are optional, but they are usually just happy that they had the opportunity to make love to you. Sometimes they will cook you a 5 star meal as well.
Peace.
BadAz Mofo
06-18-07, 20:14
Assman7
Nice post/review, especially considering all the sh*t you were taking. I will say that while it was good you struck up a conversation and established a rapport with her, the comments about extras and whatnot may have made her think you LE. Maybe, maybe not.
If you do a search on Maggie you will see that Shrooms saw her and a hr is possible, but he also comment on her lacking massage, but that his hands were free to roam. Things to keep in mind when you go back.
HappyGardener
06-18-07, 20:24
I might ask ,"How long have you had to pay for sex?"
Dude, you have been paying for sex all of your life. Add up the dinners, the movies, the flowers, the phone calls, etc, etc. WE just skip all that BS, go right for the pussy that you are begging/hoping for, and then we pay her to leave. No emotional BS. no entanglements, we still get the thrill of the chase and then move on to the next one with out having to explain why.
Horny Massage2
06-18-07, 21:41
good one assman. at least you took the first step.
next time ease up on the questioning. if anything, just have some normal conversation. and read the previous reports about that place. take the mental notes with you next time.
Thanks fellas. I totally understand that YMMV, and I'm okay with that. I wasn't expecting something of roman proportions. I actually just got back from there and I'm ready to report before I forget everything that happened. First off, I love the location. Secondly, as soon as I walked in I was greeted by a pretty young blond lady named Maggie. I told her about the ad I saw on CL and she confirmed it so that's what I went with. It certainly wasn't very busy in there so I didn't know who I'the get. It turns out it was her. This was not a bad thing as it turned out because she actually gave very pleasant conversation. In fact she seems like the type of girl that you'the want as a gf if you met her anywhere else.
I started asking questions about the place and how long she'the been there, etc. Etc. She told me two years, so I made small talk for the first 30 minutes and it was pretty fun. The massage wasn't so great, it felt like she knew what she was doing but not nearly strong enough to make it sensational. So in the second half hour I asked her how many clients she saw per day and so on, then I asked if any of them had ever gotten in trouble with her. She said no not really, so I pressed a little by asking if they'the ever asked for extra stuff and if so did she (I said jokingly) kick them out in to the street naked. She laughed and said no but that she just doesn't do that stuff or that she wouldn't do that (I had trouble hearing her a little).
So to break a bit of the awkward tension I asked her what the funniest thing she's ever seen was. She told me she hadn't seen anything really. I figured this was BS but I made her laugh by acting disappointed about it. I asked her what other services where offered by them and she listed all the types of massages. I figured I should just let it go and enjoy the rest of the session. As I was walking to the table shower room I nearly ran into another of the girls there and man was she a 10. I should ask for her next time.
Anyway, Maggie encouraged me to come back and I told her I would. Does anyone know anything about her? I think it would benefit me to become a regular, to her perhaps, but I'the also like to see who else works there. So that was my first trip. How's that for drinking the water?
Assman7
Nice post/review, especially considering all the sh*t you were taking. I will say that while it was good you struck up a conversation and established a rapport with her, the comments about extras and whatnot may have made her think you LE. Maybe, maybe not.
If you do a search on Maggie you will see that Shrooms saw her and a hr is possible, but he also comment on her lacking massage, but that his hands were free to roam. Things to keep in mind when you go back.Thanks BadAz Mofo. I was initially a little miffed after reading his review. I had written the same exact thing (maybe a little more detailed) a few days ago. Good to know that someone actually reads my posts. I threw out specifics and so it should have been a given.
PeoplesElbow
06-18-07, 22:47
I expected better responses to my original post. So you guys think these girls who work in asian massage parlors wait their whole life so they can make it to America to give lonely jackasses like yourselves handjobs. That's not delusional thinking at all. Keep it up. I mean after all ,how could anyone be forced to do anything they wouldn't want to do. Talk about dumb. And what difference does it make how many posts i have out here? Is there an award for the most?
When was your first BJ?
How did it tatse?
PeoplesElbow
06-18-07, 23:00
Assman7 = LE?
Basil Fomine = serial killler?
F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.
Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.
Assman7 = LE?
Basil Fomine = serial killler?
F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.
Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.
I've already notified Jackson regarding BF. Should be just a matter of time.
First things first, thanks for the feedback be it positive or negative. I did feel like I should not have asked her so many questions, and I did my best to space them out over the period of the hour, but I did get the vibe that the possibility for roaming hands was there, on my part anyway. I took the steam then realized I made the wrong choice when I couldn't breathe. I'm glad I shut up when I did though. In fact, as I said, I had fun and I will be going back there.
As for you guys that are being jerks, that's fine, I can handle the hazing however, if I write you back with a good burn and piss you off don't go crying to your mod about it, just ignore me like I ignore you. (yes I'm looking at you Mr. Most pointless move in wrestling history ever) And I understand that as long as you've been here it's easy to forget that you were once new as well. But whatever, if I bug you that much, just put me on your ignore list. I have no problem with that. At least I'm not being considered a serial killer.
So, that's that with that, and if any of you (and some already did) have specific questions, PM me. I'll get back to you quick. Thanks again.
First things first, thanks for the feedback be it positive or negative. I did feel like I should not have asked her so many questions, and I did my best to space them out over the period of the hour, but I did get the vibe that the possibility for roaming hands was there, on my part anyway. I took the steam then realized I made the wrong choice when I couldn't breathe. I'm glad I shut up when I did though. In fact, as I said, I had fun and I will be going back there.
As for you guys that are being jerks, that's fine, I can handle the hazing however, if I write you back with a good burn and piss you off don't go crying to your mod about it, just ignore me like I ignore you. (yes I'm looking at you Mr. Most pointless move in wrestling history ever) And I understand that as long as you've been here it's easy to forget that you were once new as well. But whatever, if I bug you that much, just put me on your ignore list. I have no problem with that. At least I'm not being considered a serial killer.
So, that's that with that, and if any of you (and some already did) have specific questions, PM me. I'll get back to you quick. Thanks again.
Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!
A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:
1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation
2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you
3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like
Best wishes,
Bend It
Assman7 = LE?
Basil Fomine = serial killler?
F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.
Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.
Yeah, I reported Basil too. Waste of bandwidth and air. Maybe he'll redeem himself, but I'm not holding my breath . . .
Assman doesn't strike me as LE, but again, its online and who really knows . . .
Bend It
Poof!!! BF is outa here. Thanks, Jackson.
You're right about number 1. I was just a bit nervous and started blabbering. Also, to Shrooms. I apologize, I did read your post a few days before my first post but I got caught up in being flamed so I didn't put 2 and 2 together. In fact, she didn't even introduce herself until I was leaving. That's what has made my mind up to go back because she suggested I come back a couple of times.
I disagree with the toilet paper feeling but I do think she needs to do some curls or something and get her strength up. Also, I found her personality quite charming. I had a great conversation with her when it came to the music they had on. Having re-read your post I realize I f**ked up. Hopefully after a few more visits she'll realize I was just nervous. I did tell her that I had been to one other place before, which at the time the thought hadn't occured to me about extras. But the Swedish massage there was very relaxing and rigorous. It's and American MP and they have a website so I think it's all on the straight and narrow.
Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!
A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:
1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation
2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you
3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like
Best wishes,
Bend It
I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.
Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.
Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.
Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )
Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.
Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.
Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?
I hope someone finds this info useful.
Thanks for the post. It was sort of like a "blanket" review, covering bits and pieces here and there but never really getting into the meat of things. I'm not flaming you but I'the prefer a separate review for each place with more details. Especially names. I like to have an idea of which names I should know in these parlors. I could either request them, know to avoid them, or at least throw their name out if I need to. Secondly, the descriptions were pretty vague and the reports on some of these girls seem obsolete. Recent visits with recent reviews would work best, especially with the high turnover nature of this field. I'm a newbie also, but just adding my $0. 02. If I'm out of line, let me know.
I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.
Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.
Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.
Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )
Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.
Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.
Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?
I hope someone finds this info useful.
Oh, and apology accepted. Hehe.
Member #5481
06-20-07, 09:58
Nice first report.
I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.The only people who get "slammed" are the ones that post just to see their own writting, or slam someone to start out.
The way this will continue to work, is people giving good info to each other. And you did just that. Keep it up. Good first post!
Went there few days ago. My 2nd time and fairly clean there. I choose daytime to avoid rush customers on weekend. A 35 yr(maybe 40, she said 30) lady help me release my stress. It's weird that I listened to some Japanese music when I was there. Didnt try shower because I didnt know if it's worth.
0.7 for soso massage and add some for extra. The same price(even less) I can get better massage in other places on Archer. I will go back but I'd like to pick a younger girl. Any suggestion?
Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.
Horny Massage2
06-20-07, 23:08
So what was the rate for the massage?
and what kind of tip did you leave?
We need to know for our next visit :-))
Especially for the young Latina. What kind of tip was she looking for?
the standard rate or something absurd?
Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.
Victoria's at Lawrence Ave - First time had the chubby asian girl. Massage was so so, though I knew she could do better. Since we already knew each other from way back when she worked at Chinatown, extras were available, though I overpaid since I did not want to argus about pricing. Next visits had the young latina (early 20s?) and extras were available for a price, and I heard the other asians told her I was an OK customer. I still know I overpaid each time.
Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.
Saw the post about vagueness? As was stated in my first report I'm very new to this so I don't know the protocol for how much to divulge. I'll try and be more specific. See below
Lisunia. I know that they have several new girls and one of them is Ivone. (had a visit just today) Tall thin, blonde, beautiful and eastern european. I think I saw a post on her a while back. First time I've ever seen her but it was just my lucky day! (I booked an appointment but not with anyone specfic) You'll need to give the password when booking an appointment (chances of success always increase when booking in advance. My experience). I notices that other posters have not mentioned the "password" so I won't either but if you look hard enough you'll find it. The massage is practically non existant (just a lot of rubbing that I have to say is quite arousing) but I must say she's a lot of fun. (if you're looking for fs you'll leave disappointed as it seems to me that this place is not set up for that kind of thing) Plenty of contact and all the rest of the fun things one looks for as a hobbist. 9 at the door and. 6 for topless fun.
Table shower is finally set up for an extra fee, but I did not opt for it. I read one of the recent reviews about Tiffany so I decided to test the waters. Dana definitely does NOT offer extras so don't even try. The place is ultraclean and new, and they have lockable doors, which I like. This place would be perfect if they offered lots of extras.
Tiffany was a dirty blonde, about 5 10 and in her 20's. Big chest, showing lots of cleavage, and has a nice round ass. Her massage was pretty good, but I saw absolutely no signs of extras. She was completely legit and professional with her massage. I tried the uncovered thing, and she covered me right back up. Stayed absolutely clear of the boys and no accidental brushing of the boys.
If anyone else has any luck, let me know. I paid. 75 at the door.
Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:
Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.
and lastly:
Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.
This is actually a serious request.
PeoplesElbow
06-21-07, 17:57
Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:
Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.
and lastly:
Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.
This is actually a serious request.
Chicago has none of the above.
You have to go to San Jose for that my friend - www.myredbook.com
Does anyone know of any good AAMPs? I'm looking for:
Hot/ Attractive - Tight body, implants, shaved, pretty face
Personality - enjoys your company, pleasant, sweet
Price - standard 160 or slightly more
Location - Around Chicago (preferably not O'Hare or suburbs) but will take anything if good
Service - Provides a services that's so good, it doesn't seem like a service.
and lastly:
Food - people keep talking about food. I want to try Korean food at one of these AAMP. So I guess I need a Korean AAMP.
This is actually a serious request.
Shrooms,
Check out the Peking Spa thread in the NW Indiana forum. Read back through the pages and all will be revealed. $200 for a hot asian woman who will do anything. Plus a massage.
Bend It
P.S. I've never eaten there (in both senses of the phrase).
Thanks for the info. Sounds like a great place, but a 3 hour drive isn't gonna work for me. I definitely would check it out if I was in the area! If there is anything remotely similiar to Peking, here in Chicago, please let me know!
Count Fuku
06-22-07, 00:19
Peking~*I carry there yellow pages ad with the palm trees- cut out and stapeled to a 3x5 index card as a beacon to good,though pricey times, in my car's visor.
Shrooms,
East Chicago is about 20 miles or so from the Loop.
Indiana is not far.
Dooyano
BibiBiloui
06-22-07, 10:27
Peking~*I carry there yellow pages ad with the palm trees- cut out and stapeled to a 3x5 index card as a beacon to good,though pricey times, in my car's visor.Amen, Count. I'm happy to hear that they're still going strong. It's been quite a few years since I was there, but the experiences I had there have dwarfed anything I've had since, in the hobby or out.
Chicago Biker
06-22-07, 10:58
Thanks for the info. Sounds like a great place, but a 3 hour drive isn't gonna work for me. I definitely would check it out if I was in the area! If there is anything remotely similiar to Peking, here in Chicago, please let me know!
Shrooms,
Unless your going to be near the Wisconsin border, Peking is only about a 45 minute drive out of Chicago proper.
Really? I googled it and found that it was located in Indianapolis, IN. I thought that was strange because Peking should be located in NW Indiana. I'll take a look again. Is it by any chance near the boats?
Shrooms,
Unless your going to be near the Wisconsin border, Peking is only about a 45 minute drive out of Chicago proper.
Someone posted this on Craigslist so thought I would post...not sure if they are talking about apts.
inside info large LE present at w burb and o'hare because one asian girl got
attack so stay away they will be there for a few days
Really? I googled it and found that it was located in Indianapolis, IN. I thought that was strange because Peking should be located in NW Indiana. I'll take a look again. Is it by any chance near the boats?
Peking is located in East Chicago, a few miles from Horseshoe or Harrah's, just one block west of Indianapolis Boulevard (maybe thats where you got confused) and Chicago Avenue on Magoun Street.
George W. Bush
06-23-07, 00:32
Slim-I just saw one saying they are watching "Thai Palace", whatever that is.
"Just from an average joe hobbyist.
Guys, take this as a warning. Five-O is checking things out at the thai palace. Just keep your eyes on the look out for undercovers in the area when you visit. You may not see them, however they see you and your car."
Only found because I was looking for a car date.
Peking is located in East Chicago, a few miles from Horseshoe or Harrah's, just one block west of Indianapolis Boulevard (maybe thats where you got confused) and Chicago Avenue on Magoun Street.
There actually is a Peking Oriental Health listed in Indianapolis on Google. However when I did a search on the Indianapolis USASG board, all I came across were four old posts referencing the Peking in East Chicago.
Tried to visit OA spa on Lincolnn. WTF! I get to the door and there is a sign stating only day pass holders not open to the public. WTF! So I call and ask if they are available the girl says come on up. So I try the buzzer and no response So I knock on the glass door and no response. WTF! So I call again from the lobby and no answer this time. WTF! So I call again and this time get an answer and say " Hey your doorbell must be inop I am trying to come upstairs. " So they say wait and then they hang up on me. WTF! Then they call me and say are you the one ringing our bell you are being recorded. WTF! So I say I just called you and you said to come on up. WTF! So they hang up And then I say WTF and wave a jackson to the camera to say bye bye. They must be paranoid or there may have been recent LE action that has spooked them. I guess I will try on another weekend. Perhaps I will try June later today.
Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.Two girls just got busted this week at One Magnificent Spa.
Does anyone else have info on this?
Horny Massage2
06-23-07, 20:36
Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.
I am a browser of this site and feel I should warn you guys. Illinios State police and county sherriffs are planning a BIG crackdown on these massage parlors. You should also know that they have been using this site as an info source. I know you don't know me from adam, and this is my first post here, so take it for what it's worth. Remember there is a new sheriff, and I know he is a good catholic boy from the south side who wants to make a name for himself in a bid to become mayor someday. This would be good publicity on the front page of the sun-times.
Right about one thing - we don't know you from Adam or from Jack Shit.
I thought older catholic men preferred young boys. Probably won't want to be around MPs with girls. Nice post though. Thanks for contributing.
Let's cut the crap about Catholics.
Seems the Latinas like to try to charge more. Joy of Massage, One Magnificent Spa (?) and M22 all had or have Latina's that I thought were trying to charge more than I was willing to pay. Too bad Paradise II is gone. Some very nice reasonable Latinas. Me gusta mucho.Hello Forum Members,
Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.
Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?
Much Appreciated !
TheWoodButcher
06-24-07, 20:41
Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.
Iceman1951
06-24-07, 22:07
Go to Body Works.
They're younger and prettier.
Can anyone tell me where I can find some younger ladies at a spa? It seems like everyone I come across could be my mother.
In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.
In the Chicago area, for the most part, you're SOL if you're looking for young girls at an AMP. My advice, go to Peking in East Chicago, IN. For $200 you'll get FS, typically no questions asked, from some very pretty young ladies.Chi Guy you have an admirable number of posts. I'm guessing you can help with the search for Latina MPs. Do you know of any places here in Chicago ?
Much appreciated !
Jesus Collins
06-25-07, 13:11
Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..
I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.
Hello Forum Members,
Before I get slammed for not researching and contributing, I just want to say that I'm new to Chicago and have to find my way around town. I will contribute for sure once I get some experiences in.
Can anyone recommend MPs that have Latinas in Chicago and/or the suburbs ?
Much Appreciated !
Honestly, the best thing for you to do is use the advanced search function and look for keyword latina on the Chicago board. There's lots of useful info, too much to cover in one post.
Horny Massage2
06-25-07, 19:13
Wasn't exactly my point, but I'm sure I'll enjoy your name and face on the front page
The point is Newbie, noboby knows you, therefore we don't care to read your warning post. Put up some valid posts about experiences, or buzz off.
Thats the main point of this thread.
I'm sure YOU would take pleasure in seeing myself or any other member of this forum in the paper. Just goes to show what a real jackass you are. That proves you were not trying to help or warn us about anything. You were just being yourself. Get lost.
ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT POSTS!
Jasper Malloy
06-25-07, 22:58
Dropped by there this evening, and the girl at the counter was being a little odd. Asked me if I'd been there before, and all the other newbie questions... and I know she's seen me come in on several occasions. And no joy (not that I ever get any, but still). Wish I'd read this post earlier in the day...
Saw to black and whites in front of this place this morning..
I have no idea if they we're actually "busted" but I would be careful about this place for a while.
Assman2008
06-26-07, 12:58
Went to the massage school on Irving Park. I believe it was 5054 W Irving Park. I had LEE or LEEANN a short, white, red head in her late 30's early 40's. This time no extras offered and I asked.
I gave them a half hour notice (appointment). Massage 50 for an hour. The massage was just ok. At times it was good at other times it sucked kept me covered like a mummy as much as she could.
I did not see natalie this time or anyone else.
Member #5481
06-26-07, 16:08
Saw the ad on craigslist last week for 1 hour - $55.00 and 4 hands - $100.00.
Went to Chinatown and only 1 girl was there so I just went for the .55 special. Loni/ Lani (or similar) was the massuese. If looks are important she is not your girl. She is about 50 with a little paunch. Massage was good though with a .3 finish.
Went back today to try the 4 hand. Loni and Tina were the girls. Tina is a little younger and skinny but would not allow any touching. $ for the massage and .6 for the finish.
The experience was just okay and I will probably not go back but I do love 2 girls rubbing their hands over me at the same time.
On a side note - as I was laying there getting rubbed, they were talking away in Chinese the whole time. What they were probably saying is "what do you want for dinner tonight" or "I hate giving massages to these guys"
To make the experience better of course I am imagining them saying "This guy is hung like a horse" and "what a great body, I love pot bellies".
Little Jack and Donnie D2,
I think I speak for all...
Enough is enough. No more petty bickering. I don't come here to read this crap and neither does anyone else.
Horny Massage2
06-26-07, 20:51
Chi,
I had to put that person on the ignore list. My first one. Should have just ignored the first post.
You too can choose to ignore certain posts, even mine. I've seen much worse on here. End of this discussion from me.
I think I speak for all...
Enough is enough. No more petty bickering. I don't come here to read this crap and neither does anyone else.
Chi,
I had to put that person on the ignore list. My first one. Should have just ignored the first post.
You too can choose to ignore certain posts, even mine. I've seen much worse on here. End of this discussion from me.
Yeah, you're right. The majority of responsible members could all go to their ignore lists and keep adding names of people who post worthless crap. Or, the minority of the members, the ones who post the worthless crap, can act like adults and cease the bickering. I vote for the latter.
You know its funny. The supposedly mature senior member is the one who called me names in the first place, and because I only have a couple posts I am the bad guy. It just proved my point. Gutless people who can't hold a discussion about anything. I geuss the term "member " really fits in this case.
Little Jack,
You may want to find the time to read my post a little better. I personally never said that you were "the bad guy." My post addressed both of you. I couldn't give a shit how many posts either one of you have. All I'm asking for is some consideration for the rest of the members who come here looking to get some pussy, not to read petty bickering and namecalling. I was hoping that, as adults, you two would agree to drop it without getting Jackson involved. I'm still hoping...
You know its funny. The supposedly mature senior member is the one who called me names in the first place, and because I only have a couple posts I am the bad guy. It just proved my point. Gutless people who can't hold a discussion about anything. I geuss the term "member " really fits in this case.
Jack -
Go out, enjoy yourself, report back on it. Looking forward to reading your future reports.
Chi Guy has reported much useful information. Follow his example. With best wishes,
Bend It
Hi guys,
I just wanted to introduce myself to this forum specifically and let you know how much I appreciate the information found here in the forums. I used to a member a long time ago, but I've been moving around with work and now I'm back.
Anyway, I'm going to check out Ocean Air Spa and let you know how it goes. It's on the Northside on Lincoln Ave. I'm also looking for a really good AMP as well, maybe near Chinatown or Northside.
Happy hunting!
Honestly, the best thing for you to do is use the advanced search function and look for keyword latina on the Chicago board. There's lots of useful info, too much to cover in one post.Thanks and I will do a search.
PussyPoker
07-04-07, 18:29
Stopped by today and had a massage from Lani (I think). She is latin. First time I ever had a ts from a girl with a bathing suit on. We played cop no cop, I won. Then into the jaccuzi for a dip. Back in the room she dryed me off and onto the massage. It was more like a body rub than a massage. On the flip my hands were all over. No restrictions. After she came back to earth, It was my turn. I was very happy when I left. We never talked about tips the whole time. I just left what I thought was the right tip. I may go back on Sun. to see who else works there. Now I'm off to chinatown. Have a great 4th.
Visited on July 3. Called in and booked massage about 30 minutes before I arrived. Didn't requests anyone special just because I wanted to see someone new. Had Diana (or Diane). Young girl, blonde and pretty. (big padded bra. Only to discover later the smaller truth) Gave a pretty good massage (judging from my last experience with the "special" I was not expecting much of a massage) which was nice. By the way you can opt for the ts before the massage which if you're getting the special makes more sense to me.
Although I had read nearly every post on Lisunia I did not realize that the handshake was included in the initial fee. (the difference is that you only get 40 minutes all in) So. 9 a the door is all inclusive. Every other time had been asked to pay extra for topless or nude. 6 and 1 seem to be the going rate. In any event if you want you can avoid the extras simply by keeping the clothes in place. In the case of Diana that might make sense. (IMHO) Also was asked to pay first which has to be one of the most anti-arousing things anyone can say. It's like having her ask you about your mom or something? Anyway got up and paid my dues. She's a little mechanical but not too bad. Very tentative about exactly what you can and can't do.
So far Ivone is far a superior choice. (Ivone can make you think she's into you. Which for massage girls is what I would consider rare) but I will continue to try them until I've tested all. (as funds and time allow) More reports to come.
Weed Streeter
07-06-07, 19:15
Read Poker's report and thought I'the check out M22. Went Friday and paid. 8 at the door to Layla. Dark-haired, about 5'5, plump naturals, tight body, about 7 on the scale. I opt'the out of the jacuzzi and only got a ts (wanted more time for the massage and personal time). Never really had to play cop / no cop (never do for some reason). She actually went straight for the boys w/o hesitation on the table. Great shower. And actually teased a bit on the dry. Back to the room, the massage was actually great. I've had a long week. And she really got deep in the tense tissue. She provided a virtual "body" massage and put her "all" into it. Didn't discuss tips 'til toward the end. Talked her down to $ for a cbj (although she said "only this time"). They were very discreet and very friendly. She gave me her cell number (although I had to destroy the evidence! ). I plan to return though. And will probably request her. I've seen some mention that this is a Latin parlor, however, despite her dark hair, I'the venture to say she was European. I saw a blonde too and they both spoke in some language that wasn't Spanish. On the way out, I saw an older asian woman watching the tv monitor.
Benjamin Dover
07-07-07, 09:07
It's been awhile since in Chicago i would always visit Sonny at Relax and I was there yesterday and the asian lady at the front said Sonny no more work here and that was it. Sonny gave me the buffet menu all you can have but was not cheap. Does anyone know where she now working.
Thanks Dover
PussyPoker
07-08-07, 21:06
Stoped buy and rang the bell to get in. Papason opens the door and asked if I wanted a massage. I almost said no that I want a hair cut.(I'm bald) Heres your sign. I asked who was working and me said cherry. So I paided 55 for the hour. After undressing and laying on the table in comes Cherry. Very friendly and happy. She said it was very slow today so she was happy to see me. Very good massage. On the flip she stands over my head and is massaging my tummy. Her very loose shirt is now covering my face. Very nice tits. She said 50 hj, I said 30 (ok). After I'm dressed I get a glass of water and a big hug and kiss. See you next time. I thing I'll see what else is on the menu.
Rico Forty
07-08-07, 21:30
Any others at B and B that are decent. I have had Annie who I like but only get the HJ but it is good. Who else might be worth it and provide more.
Rico Forty
07-08-07, 21:32
Anyone been to B and B and have you received anything but HJ. I like Annie there who is skilled but looking for more.
Horny Massage2
07-08-07, 22:57
Chinatown is still doing good by me. Paid a visit to Xindy's and Relax recently. Good massages and great service with a smile.
Always a pleasure to tip after great service. For those who have been there you know what I'm going on about.
X - has a good selection and very clean place.
R - very nice ladies and very accomodating.
If you haven't been lately, maybe its time to get back.
Have fun and play safe. Donnie
Rico Forty
07-09-07, 15:46
Thanks Donnie. Any news on be and be and Annie. Who at Relax or Xindy should I see?
Indiana Fun
07-09-07, 19:29
Anyone been to B and B and have you received anything but HJ. I like Annie there who is skilled but looking for more.
Would love to know where Alice Spa and B & B are located.
Post in the NW Indiana sections and tried searching but no luck.
PM if it makes more sense.
Thanks in advance
Goat Trotter
07-09-07, 22:14
Sonny gave me the buffet menu all you can have but was not cheap.
? Is that right? Or are you talking about someone else?
Donnie, PM me if you have any new faces to report. Thanks!
Rico Forty
07-10-07, 00:42
B and B is on Cermak in Chinatown. Dont know where Alice is. I did hear that place is on Wentworth.
Would love to know where Alice Spa and B & B are located.
Post in the NW Indiana sections and tried searching but no luck.
PM if it makes more sense.
Thanks in advance
Decided BD Spa on Sunday night. $45 charged for 30min massage. $10 extra for table shower which was nice. Totally legit. Massage was 8 out of 10. No extra available.
Just wanted to thank Bend It for the nice tip. Had an Elegant time in Chinatown. Went in for a .5 massage, ended with a .4 hr. Had the SO out shopping, so it was quick but fun time with Annie.
Alice Salon - the new place is at 2810 S. Wentworth, in a small strip mall that has several stores and restaurants. The facilities are nice and very clean (as compared to the old place in Chinatown's strip mall).
Al Bundy78
07-11-07, 01:40
Overall a great time! I've been there 8 times myself. They give you a card that they stamp everytime you go so they can keep track of regulars. Extras are available even though each room has signs posted that they don't perform any illegal acts. Qive it a try. Looks can be hit or miss, some of the ladies are older but I've been happy with the service even from the ugly girls there.
Overall decent experience.
$35 - 30 minutes
$40 - tip
Massage - 7
Looks of girl - 8
Release - 7[/QUOTE]
Member #5481
07-11-07, 09:33
Visited Victoria on Lawrence. I think this is an interesting new development having latinas and Asians at the MP's now. Walked in paid the .65 and was given a small stacked girl from Mexico City.
Table Shower was nice with proper attention paid to the boys. The massage was very nice on the back and all was going along very nicely. The soft touch started and I turned over for easier access. This is when the negotiations started, which I hate.
She said for 1.3 she will take off all her gear and give me a HJ. I said that is not happening. She then said she will do just HJ for .6. I told her I only have about .4 with me and she can grab my wallet and have what is there. I only had .42 (planned) and she said no deal. I said fine lets just do the massage.
She then proceeded to suck my nipples and play with the boys so I said are you sure you don't want the .4. She finally agreed and I left happy. She did keep saying next time .6.
Experience without the negotiations would have been nice as technique was good.
Hi Everyone,
I spend some time on the Raleigh, NC boards but find myself travelling to Chicago for a convention at Navy Pier at the end of the month and could use some local advice. (Sorry in advance for asking questions on the first post.)
Anyway - I am curious as to which board will have the best info for my specific location. I'd prefer something within walking or short cab ride from NP.
I have tried using Google and Yahoo maps to get a general layout of downtown but I really can't estimate what is close by or not.
Looking for massage w/ HR (licensed or not) or a decent french lesson.
I'd also like to keep the cost at or below $.
Any advice that can be provided would be greatly appreciated and I'd be happy to return the favor to anyone travelling to NC or SC.
Thanks again,
Tony
Hello,
As this is my 1st post I realize I will be persecuted harshly if I cross the line (I have been lurking for a while). I was trying to find out a rough estimate for open and closing times for the AMP's as well as the apartments. I wrk too d#mn many hours and I would hate to go to looked at a closed door. Thanks to all in advance and I hope to be able to report back soon.
PeoplesElbow
07-11-07, 15:03
Hi Everyone,
I spend some time on the Raleigh, NC boards but find myself travelling to Chicago for a convention at Navy Pier at the end of the month and could use some local advice. (Sorry in advance for asking questions on the first post.)
Anyway - I am curious as to which board will have the best info for my specific location. I'd prefer something within walking or short cab ride from NP.
I have tried using Google and Yahoo maps to get a general layout of downtown but I really can't estimate what is close by or not.
Looking for massage w/ HR (licensed or not) or a decent french lesson.
I'd also like to keep the cost at or below $.
Any advice that can be provided would be greatly appreciated and I'd be happy to return the favor to anyone travelling to NC or SC.
Thanks again,
Tony
If you are staying near Navy Pier, there is NOTHING within walking distance. If you research the the Chicago forum, you will find a lot of great reviews on places in Chinatown, which will be your closest location. It will be around a $10 cab ride. Make sure when you go to Chinatown that you stay in the area on Wenworth. The area east beyond the expressway and el, 22nd and State is still pretty bad, although just north of there is very nice.
Research the forum and also look for places on Craigslist under THERAPUTIC, NOT EROTIC.
Peace.
If you are staying near Navy Pier, there is NOTHING within walking distance. If you research the the Chicago forum, you will find a lot of great reviews on places in Chinatown, which will be your closest location. It will be around a $10 cab ride. Make sure when you go to Chinatown that you stay in the area on Wenworth. The area east beyond the expressway and el, 22nd and State is still pretty bad, although just north of there is very nice.
Research the forum and also look for places on Craigslist under THERAPUTIC, NOT EROTIC.
Peace.Thanks so much for the information - especially about safety.
It looks like there are plenty of options in Chinatown and hopefully, I can do my due dilligence and pick a good one.
Best,
Tony
HappyGardener
07-11-07, 17:09
Hello,
As this is my 1st post I realize I will be persecuted harshly if I cross the line (I have been lurking for a while). I was trying to find out a rough estimate for open and closing times for the AMP's as well as the apartments. I wrk too d#mn many hours and I would hate to go to looked at a closed door. Thanks to all in advance and I hope to be able to report back soon.
Storefront AMPS are open normal business hours here in Illinois. Think 10 am to roughly 8pm or 10pm. Remember that the later you show up the more apt they are to rush you out the door. If you can get over to East Chicago to Peking, I think they are open late into the night
Apts are a different story. Most open around noon. Many are open till as late as midnight. I know of one that used to stay open until 2 or 3 am, but I think that was an exception.
My hours are all over the place as well. Sometimes it is easier to hit the apts late at night. I never go first thing in the morning. The girls are never nice to the first customer of the day.
HappyGardener
07-11-07, 17:16
Hi Everyone,
I have tried using Google and Yahoo maps to get a general layout of downtown but I really can't estimate what is close by or not.
Looking for massage w/ HR (licensed or not) or a decent french lesson.
I'd also like to keep the cost at or below $.
Tony
You can take the Red Line Subway from Grand and State which probably in the area you are staying in. Go South to the Chinatown stop. FYI, if you are looking on a map, That is about 30 blocks south of that intersection. It is a totally safe ride. Big huge arch in Chinatown, you cant miss it. Several places near Clark and Wentworth which is where the arch is. You will have to spend a little more than $ to get what you want, but you are in the big city so enjoy the experience of being in Chinatown and getting something to eat, and then a massage.
Dude! Talked her DOWN to a C-note for cbj? That is too harsh on the wallet and makes it difficult for us others. A hj should be no more than .4 or .5. So I pay no more than .2 over the hj. Be firm with these girls. They need us as bad as only as we want them. Be firm on both levels, we have to condition them to resonable rates. For 1.6 you can get fs at an apt.
I went to AJ (Archer AV) based on a drive by several weeks ago. There is no good or discrete parking without parking on the street after 6pm. The parking lots around the shopping areas don't seem all that safe or patrolled at all.
I had to be buzzed in. The latino at the desk (Suzy) barely spoke English. She took $70 for an hour massage and then led me down stairs to a musty room with a bad looking massage table and told me to get undressed. I was hoping she was just the counter girl, but unfortunately she returned for the session.
Suzy was large (more than "chunky" as described in a previous post). She quickly pulled the towel off of me and dumped a ton of oil on me. It became a greasy rub down for about 15 minutes on the back side before she requested that I flip over. She asked what extras I wanted repeating "do you want everyone". I guess I know what she meant.
I declined and requested that she just finish the massage. Sorry about the lack of further info, but I just couldn't go there. Maybe someone other than Suzy is available. I admit that I did not read completely through all of the posts to find out more about AJ until after I went.
As for under $ you have to look hard but there out there, the directions are good, when I go I never negotiate some want to much tips are options just enjoy and get to no them I been doing this for over 30 years a lot has changed there are many to pick, Just my thoughts.
You can take the Red Line Subway from Grand and State which probably in the area you are staying in. Go South to the Chinatown stop. FYI, if you are looking on a map, That is about 30 blocks south of that intersection. It is a totally safe ride. Big huge arch in Chinatown, you cant miss it. Several places near Clark and Wentworth which is where the arch is. You will have to spend a little more than $ to get what you want, but you are in the big city so enjoy the experience of being in Chinatown and getting something to eat, and then a massage.
Decided to try Alice Spa yesterday when I had a bit of free time. Simple to find, just head south in Chinatown, parked right outside of the spa. Papasan let me in after buzzing, 1 girl there. Older (mid-30's?), pretty face, great lips - couldn't understand her name tho. :(
Standard experience from what others reported. Paid $55 for the one hour massage, actually got a pretty decent massage. Worked out all the kinks, walked on my back, etc. After the flip, she was rubbing my chest and leaning over, pretty much mashing her chest into my face and then just went right to work on a hj. Tipped .4 since she did a VERY good job, I'd definitely swing back by there if I'm in the area again.
Downside is, as others have reported, the walls don't go all the way up so you can hear if there's anyone else around, but that wasn't really a problem yesterday. Seemed kinda slow, I was the only person there the entire time from what I could tell.
Nicky Forza
07-13-07, 21:31
Decided to try Alice Spa yesterday when I had a bit of free time. Simple to find, just head south in Chinatown, parked right outside of the spa. Papasan let me in after buzzing, 1 girl there. Older (mid-30's?), pretty face, great lips - couldn't understand her name tho. :(
Standard experience from what others reported. Paid $55 for the one hour massage, actually got a pretty decent massage. Worked out all the kinks, walked on my back, etc. After the flip, she was rubbing my chest and leaning over, pretty much mashing her chest into my face and then just went right to work on a hj. Tipped .4 since she did a VERY good job, I'd definitely swing back by there if I'm in the area again.
Downside is, as others have reported, the walls don't go all the way up so you can hear if there's anyone else around, but that wasn't really a problem yesterday. Seemed kinda slow, I was the only person there the entire time from what I could tell.Thanks for A pretty accurate trip report...not much to add. I went there today and got an excellent theraputic massage. This enthusiastic & pleasant lady from Thailand, in her late 30's, must have had a lot of formal training somewhere.
Fri-Sat-Sun was visiting Chicago and needed a massage each day.
Elegant (26th St.), visited middle aged Chinese woman named Anna for 1 hr. Massage was o.k. Too oily for my tastes and even though I asked for hard, it was medium at best. She tells me she has a young daughter with is model good looks, but she has no money to take her shopping. Pretty subtle ask for a good tip, huh? Before the end of session she left to get a hot towel to remove the oil and instead came back and ordered me to take a hot shower, because I have another customer! It was only 50 minutes into the session, so I wasn't too pleased.
Senina was the most interesting of the 3. I met a young asian man who gave me a thorough tour of the place. I passed on the milk bath that they offered for $20 extra. This place is the nicest spa I have ever been too. They assigned the masseuse and I didn't see more than 1 until I was about to leave. She was middle aged and a little below avg on looks, can't remember the name though. The massage was also very good, but towards the end got really strange. While laying on my back, covered with a towel, she started teasing me by rubbing the inside of my thighs over and over until junior was at attention. Then she said it was over. I tried to discuss extras, but she put on what I am sure is an act that she never does any more. I think my mistake was that I admitted it was my first time when I walked in the door. This was the strangest finish I have ever had, but there is no way that teasing wasn't going to get me aroused. I also passed on hanging around afterwards to watch T.V.
Last went to Relax. Saw May, better shape that the others. Good firm massage followed by HR. Her engrish is poor, but was very friendly and courteous. I would say this place has the better line-up of girls, as I saw too others that looked decent. The finish was my had up her shirt, and she has nice nipples and thin waist which is more rare nowadays.
Comapred to INDY from where I most frequent you have more choices at better prices, although Senina is expensive for leaving unfulfilled. I just wish the traffic wasn't so bad.
Went to Gina's new place downtown. Got a good massage by gigi. Spinner type body, very good attitude. Sensual ending.
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Tried Alice spa,
As usual a very good massage and a good release. mainland china girl, cherry.
love it.
Tried Lisa,
40's, average body, nice breasts, and a good massage. Stayed clothed throughout. Nice ending. Clean environment.
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Pleasure Dude
07-16-07, 13:10
Hello guys,
Senior member from the California board visiting the great Chicago area. Hoping to find young talent here while on my business trip next week. I have read through the board and most of the MP have ladies that are in 30s and 40s which are really too old for my taste. Peking spa is probably a bit too far for me and I don't really know the area that well.
Can some nice board member give me some tips on locating the local apartment scene? Will I be able to find them in the local papers? chinese newspapers?
Thanks,
PD
Ass Attack
07-16-07, 14:23
Pick up a copy of CAD(chicago after dark). You can also try CL in the erotic section. I hope that this helps.
Ass Attack
Markymark2323
07-16-07, 15:56
Hi All,
I travel to China about every 8 weeks on business, for those of you who have never been, the services are amazing, you have no idea. If anyone is heading to Beijing, Shanghai, Wuhan or Chengdu let me know, I have plenty of info for you.
About 3 months ago I decided I need to check out Chinatown here in Chicago. After spending some time on CL I tried the place on 24th & Went, Yong was great and I have been going back ever since. I think I have had massages from almost all the girls there, most ended happily.
Becuase I enjoy Yongs place I have been hesitant to go to others but would like to see what else is out there, I know people have mentioned Alice, I did a google search but can't find it anywhere, any help is appreciated.
Anyone try Oriental Beauty Spa?
Thanks,
Markymark
Horny Massage2
07-16-07, 19:08
Good report. You got those correct. I'm guessing you didn't have time to scroll through all the reports. If you ever visit again, drop me a PM. There are more places similar to relax. Donnie
Fri-Sat-Sun was visiting Chicago and needed a massage each day.......
Comapred to INDY from where I most frequent you have more choices at better prices, although Senina is expensive for leaving unfulfilled. I just wish the traffic wasn't so bad.
Goat Trotter
07-16-07, 23:30
Cermak 2nd flr has a new chick, Wendy. Looks young, looks 7/10 but needs some experience on the massage side.
Snowmadics
07-17-07, 14:37
I dreamt that I went to Crystal Health Spa again today and only got a massage. I think I'm seeing the wrong woman. You younger of the two is a good girl she says. I gotta go with the older chick next time. In my dream of course.
Assman2008
07-17-07, 17:29
Went to lisunia today. Got a good 8 massage from a Hispanic girl named Maria. She did not have a nice face, full of pimples but she did have a nice petite body, locked like she just woke up. Did get a table shower and a massage for 65 from Maria. I was uncovered for the shower but no action.
On the flip I was uncovered & showed her I was relaxed. She offered another girl for 40 to calm my relaxation with another manual massage.
In comes in Olga an 8 European, cute blonde about 5’7 with D cups, early 20’s, not much of an ass but firm sexy body, limited english. She wanted another 50 for topless and 80 total for nude. Did neither, but I might have to go back for her firm, perky breasts they felt great.
Took my time with the manual massage. I felt sorry for her she was sweating after about 15 minutes. She had a nice attitude and used both hands, and was very unrushed. Didn’t just go for the package worked her way around it then went to work.
Maria said next time just ask for the VIP massage for 90 and that comes with the ending. Did hear other guys come in and leave after about 15 minutes and showered before they left. That makes me think things might be easier, quicker and cheaper once they get to know you.
Pleasure Dude
07-18-07, 16:28
I am trying to locate Alice Spa and found something. Is Alice Spa located on the street called "S. China Place"? Please PM me.
Thx,
PD
Horny Massage2
07-18-07, 18:31
Not much activity in the Norridge thread.
Hope everyone realizes Norridge is a small town bordering Chicago.
Think Montrose / Harlem area.
Enjoy, DD2
PeoplesElbow
07-18-07, 22:05
Was in the area and passed by Xindy. It is on Archer a couple of doors south of Halsted.
The place is nice and clean. Lots of customers coming in and out. I was greeted by a homely Chinese woman but was then handed over to a very attractive young Chinese lady named Elaine. Her face is a 7 but the teeth need a lot of work. Veneers would make her a 9. She has a spinner body and is very slim. Great hair.
Above average massage with a handshake sans top for $60.00. She is an A cup.
I only get to the area for White Sox games and am never alone when doing so. If I am in the area while alone, I would repeat.
Al Bundy78
07-19-07, 14:45
I recently went to an apt around ohare. I got the number from CAD. Not the same one that I had been going to because my usual girl is out in the burbs now and I don't have enough time to get out there. It was the usual set up, double call to papasan for room number. Massage for. 60, FS additional. 80 nothing new untill the cleanup. My usual girl would take my skull cap, cut it in half and flush it which I liked because I didn't have to do anything but I could also see that it all went down the drain. No worries about where "the stuff" ends up.
This new girl kept wanting to talk. She kept asking me about my ethnic background. Was I white like english or Irish, how tall are you? What is your eye color? And other weird demographic kind of info. At first I brushed it off because she could hardly speak english. Then this new girl took the skull cap off of me and tried to keep it in the trash wraped up in paper towels. I asked her to flush it and she didn't want to. I started arguing with her about it and I ended up taking it out of the trash and flushing it myself along with all the paper towels.
Has anyone else had an experience like this? Why would she wanna keep "the stuff" in the trash? Is there an IVF black market out there for "the stuff" that we are unknowingly providing for?
Let me know what you think
Just wanted to say thanks for the info I received. Peking looks to be my best option as they close at 1am. Still haven't had the time to get there, but I did get a chance to see Creame. I will be posting about her soon.
Went to Gina's new place downtown. Got a good massage by gigi. Spinner type body, very good attitude. Sensual ending.
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Hey Love It, As you know, Gina's girls change their names quite a bit and was wondering if Gigi is just Chanel/Coco's latest incarnation. Do a search in this thread and you'll see my very positive review of her. She has a prominent tatoo, right? either on her abdomen or the small of her back? Anyhow, I wouldn't particularly recommend the latest addition to Gina's North & Ashland location: Lu Lu: generally uninspired and not well versed in the art of giving pleasure. For those of you unfamiliar with Gina's offerings, go to CL and do a search under these names. All the girls are from Singapore and tend to be on the early 30s side of life (or at least they look it).
Tried The North/Ashland place last week. Had Julie from Singapore. Greek 1.6 A good time was had. How long do they visit before They rotate out? I liked the place and will visit again but want someone who knows how to TCOB.
Been a member for several months on the Alabama Board, but this is a first time post. Mainly because there's little going on where I live, and I'm also a bit on the over cautious side.
Visited Singapore yesterday. Read Chi Guy's article from back in May on the in's and out's of testing the AMP waters. Worked Great! Greeted by Mamasan who asked if I'the been there before. Told her yes, and asked for Nina based on the Nina's on vacation posts over the past week. Mamasan brought in Connie. Offered a shower and took it. Then Mamasan tried to pull the switch game and came in to do the massage herself. I told her I'the rather Connie do it. So when she went to get her I pulled the towel off. When Connie came in she started what has to be the worst massage I've ever gotten, but gave me the chance to let my hands roam everywhere. She asked what I wanted, and I told her FS. She said $1. 5. I said no way that Nina does $. 8. Connie said BJ for $. 8, but I said no thanks. I told her all I had was in the wallet (that's all I took in with me). She said next time $1. 2, so we agreed to $ this time. Whatta bargain. Started off BBBJ to CBJ to CFS. She made me believe she was enjoying (no overacting). I would definitely see her again. If I want a good massage, I guess I'll have to find a real masseuse.
Nicky Forza
07-19-07, 23:10
I am trying to locate Alice Spa and found something. Is Alice Spa located on the street called "S. China Place"? Please PM me.
Thx,
PDI'm surprised how people simply don't take time to read the thread.
George W. Bush
07-20-07, 01:02
Why would she wanna keep "the stuff" in the trash?
You could find yourself running for Congress someday and suddenly an oriental gal slaps you with a paternity suit. It would be she said he said about how the child was conceived, but DNA tests don't lie about who the father was. True story follows, which I remember when it hit the news.
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A man and a woman engaged in sex in Illinois, the man being careful not to have intercourse (unbeknown to the woman, he was married). However, during an oral sexual act in which he was arguably the receiver (more on that argument later), the woman secretly retained the man’s sperm and impregnated herself with it at some later time. Two years hence, she hit him with a DNA-supported paternity suit, the man counter suing for “theft” of his sperm. The court’s ruling?
"…when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee. There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
It’s a ruling that presents something of a ‘good news/bad news’ scenario for men and women alike.
For woman, the good news is that men cannot shimmy out of responsibility by childishly claiming to have never stuck it in. Sex is sex, whatever the act, and whatever comes from it is everyone’s responsibility. There is also the undoubted delight in a cad being busted so mischievously – while he was standing there with his hands on his hips, convinced he was getting away with a ripper, the woman’s head was percolating stuff that would turn things well and truly inside out.
The bad news for women is hidden in the Trojan horse of the court’s ruling in her favour regarding the man’s claims of pain and suffering, which were dismissed out of hand. It logically follows: if a court says men can’t suffer the undoubted stresses of parenthood as women can – if his midnight madness and morning blues are so insignificant as to be thrown from the chambers, when hers are worth at least a percentage of $800 a month – then men shouldn’t be expected to care as much as women do, either. When the wife says, “Can you change Junior’s nappy, please, cause I have a headache”, the man can rightfully answer, “But I don’t care about this parenthood caper as you do, Honey...it’s the law.”
For men, the bad news is obvious: oral sex is no longer a safeguard against commitment. Like a teenager on a wild night out, sperm, when it leaves the home, is no longer playing under daddy’s rules, but remains his responsibility regardless. All a guy can do is pray his little tackers don’t get swept away by ‘the wrong crowd’.
Tried The North/Ashland place last week. Had Julie from Singapore. Greek 1.6 A good time was had. How long do they visit before They rotate out? I liked the place and will visit again but want someone who knows how to TCOB.
Quimby,
Gina's girls tend to hang around for quite a while, but since she operates 3 different locations she usually has 1 or 2 new girls each month. I've found that there's rarely more than 1 than worthwhile, however. Before she left, I was regularly addicted to "Apple"--now I'd say "Gi Gi = Chanel = Co Co" is the pick of the lot. When calling, make sure to specify "Co Co"--otherwise, Gina might set you up with a girl who's not seeing too much business. For you guys new to this operation, do a search on CL for "Gi Gi" or "Mi Ki".
I'm surprised how people simply don't take time to read the thread.
Higuey,
I don't know how you can think the location of Alice's is clear from any post in this thread. One guy says drive south in Chinatown (this is your idea of clear?) and another guy suggests a location, but gets no positive feedback. Is it as "Pleasure Dude" suggests: 2145A China Pl.?
Alice has more than one location. Please RTFF. A search on the web and a phone call will yield info regarding who works at which location.
love it
Hi,
Thanks again to all of you locals who have provided info to an out-of-towner.
I look forward to visiting and sampling the Chicago menu at the end of the month.
I have been seeing some CL posts for a salon on 26th (Bridgeport) with the initials M.W. I have seen a review on MP Reviews, as well of one masseuse there. (Not a VIP member of MP Reviews so I don't get all the info.)
This is the most recent CL link: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/377313056.html
Just curious if any Chicago members have visited that particular spa and received good service.
Thanks again in advance.
As always - If I can provide any insight into North or South Carolina for any of you traveling down there, please let me know.
Alice has more than one location. Please RTFF. A search on the web and a phone call will yield info regarding who works at which location.
love it
I've done exactly as you say: read the forum and do a web search. Neither yields anything that could possibly be the right place. So why not just cough up the info instead of playing these games? What's to hide? By now, if LE was interested in busting Senina, Relax, Elegant, Luisania, etc. after all the incriminating posts, I think they would have done so. So what's the point in being so coy about "Alice Spa?"
SportingLife
07-20-07, 18:16
Oral sex is no longer a safeguard against commitment.
It is if she swallows it or spits it into the sink.
Al Bundy78
07-22-07, 12:57
Hey There,
I've been checking out the CL listings and I keep coming across an ad for the Thai Palace and Taj Majal (yes, it was spelled this way). Any info on these two places? The ads sound like the same place just different names. Any reviews. PM if you want to keep it off the board.
Nicky Forza
07-22-07, 13:39
Higuey,
I don't know how you can think the location of Alice's is clear from any post in this thread. One guy says drive south in Chinatown (this is your idea of clear?) and another guy suggests a location, but gets no positive feedback. Is it as "Pleasure Dude" suggests: 2145A China Pl.?The PM that I sent you should clarify everything.
Regards
PussyPoker
07-22-07, 13:48
I stopped by Relax yesterday and had a massage with May. She is a very cute small girl. I seen a couple of new faces but did not get any names. The only bad think with May was she keep on answering her phone. She was massage me happily and makeing an appointment for 3:00 at the same time and smileing at me. She is very playful. Does anyone no what happened to Sonja.
Horny Massage2
07-22-07, 20:38
Sonia is now at that place on Milwaukee Ave (about a block or so north of Irving Park). Drop me a PM if you need anything else.
Have fun, Donnie
I stopped by Relax yesterday and had a massage with May. She is a very cute small girl. I seen a couple of new faces but did not get any names. The only bad think with May was she keep on answering her phone. She was massage me happily and makeing an appointment for 3:00 at the same time and smileing at me. She is very playful. Does anyone no what happened to Sonja.
Horny Massage2
07-23-07, 00:08
Made another trip to Relax. This time I really did want a massage.
Lisa was looking good (and tall), but I stuck with May.
I originally paid for 30 minutes, but it ended up being about 50 min.
No problem taking care of that on the way out.
Great massage, topless finish. Can't believe she tried to upsell. She half jokingly asked for $ when I pulled the top up. In the end it was the standard tip .4 Fellas please do not tip more.
Anyway, on to the best part (at least for now). As I was leaving, I saw a very pretty girl sitting in there. I grabbed a cup of water, spoke to the girls and asked the pretty one her name - she said Annie. Anyone one tried her?
Donnie
Head First
07-23-07, 09:26
Scooter Pie7,
Yeah, I've been curious about Thai Palace too so I placed the call and got an appt. late last week. Very friendly but cautious Papasan told me to call again once I got in the vicinity. Got buzzed in and up to the 2nd floor. Had my choice of 2 girls, both in their middle 20's. One was taller and thinner than the other, short and a little chunky. I chose the tall n skinny. Into a bedroom with dark lighting and then off to the shower. Back in the room where I was asked to lie face down on the bed. Massage began and it wasn't long, maybe 5 minutes when she asked me to turn over. Some light teasing followed by a covered bj, some fondling of her top, grab ass, no fingering, no kissing, then onto cowgirl. Tried as she may, she couldn't get me to pop so she suggested doggie which didn't work either so onto mish. Still no cigar so I suggested a little daty which she agreed to but only after going and bathing first which really killed the mood. Off came the cover and soon I popped in her hand while listening to some erotic dirty talk. Hot towel clean up and out of there.
Looks 7.0
Attitude 7.0 Very friendly
Body 7.5 I like petite
Service 6.5 very methodical
typical tip for an appt. 1.6
I may try again in a few weeks to see if the talent level rises. Overall a good experience for my first visit.
There is a new Hispanic massage place at Taylor and Western that I have heard a couple nice things about. Anyone been there yet? I will probably check it out in the next week or two and post about it then.
Does anyone know if there is an AMP or MP in the southwest area near Naperville. Any info is appreciated.
Hey, new to the forum so I thought I post a report.
Went to Xindy for the first time yesterday after reading some of the other posts and met with Lola. She was cautious. Gave a decent massage. She gave no hints regarding anything extra but then on the flip she asked if I wanted 'it' massaged too. She put a pretty good effort into it and I gave a .4 tip.
Made a trip to Senina about two weeks ago and met with Lisa.
Got the table shower and a really excellent massage for 85.
On the flip, with MUCH encouragement I was able to get an HJ. Language was a bit of an issue during negotiations, I just gave .4.
Any other recommendations (places/girls) in Chinatown?
I've seen some good things about M22 here on the forum but I have no idea where it is.
I'm new to posting, although I've been a member for a while, I thought I'd finally share a review. I recently tried Pinetree on route 83, very nice, good looking ladies, and a truly amazing massage that will also leave you feeling free of tensions. If you want any more details feel free to PM me. If you know of anywhere else in the area do the same.
PussyPoker
07-25-07, 20:06
There is a new Hispanic massage place at Taylor and Western that I have heard a couple nice things about. Anyone been there yet? I will probably check it out in the next week or two and post about it then.Checked out YIN SPA last night. Walked in at 7:15 and was asked to come back at 8:30. Upon my return, there was a beautiful blond waiting for me. I payed 80 door fee and ts. I followed my angel to the room. She was wearing a blue top and a very,very, did I say very short skirt. After I disrobe its off too the ts room. The room was so small she was almost standing in the hallway while rubbing me with lots of soap and water. She did not MISS anything. Once back in the room with me on my tummy she used lots of oil on my back,BUTT,INNER thighs, and legs. While I was on my tummy, I was massaging her leg. My hands roamed everywhere I wanted them too. On the flip she asked if I wanted a nude massage. I asked, she said $.20. So off with the top and skirt. WOW what a body. Nice c cup and bald (YES), and a perfect little ass. Now my hands are doing double time on wonderful body. After a few minutes she starts a nice hj. At the end she said .50 more. Yes it is a nice place but if they did not ask any questions or hesitate to offer more.
She said that her name was Susy for Mexico. English was broken.
So door fee 80
nude $.20
hj 50
Equals a lot of money. For that kind of money, I can have twice the fun in chinatown.
Hey guys, I know I haven't posted in a long time but I've been really busy. Anyway, I have a few trips worth of info to post. I've been back to this MP three times since my last post. The first time I walked in and got a table with Diana. Personally I think she's cute. Pretty face, small boobs and your typical euro body. This turned out to be just a typical massage, I asked her about extra services and she said no but at the table shower she told me to make an appointment next time. A few weeks later I set up an appointment with Inga or Kinga. It really sounded like Kinga because I asked her a few times. She was about a 7 butterface with a little bit of a spare but nothing too bad. Anyway, I got charged. 9 up front and. 4 topless once I was on the table and received about 40 minutes of service. There never seems to be a rush in this place. Anyway, it started out uncovered so I felt pretty good about it. The massage was really light for about 15 minutes then the turnover came. She ended with a nice handshake and a smile.
The next time I went back I got an appointment with a new girl Melanie. I could tell she was new because she didn't know how to turn the light on in the shower. She's a straight up American girl, kinda ditzy in fact. She was pretty, I'the say about an 8. 5, a little skinny. Same progression as with K/Inga. Had a nice firm handshake and good finishing touch.
The most recent time I set up with Diana even though I'the heard about and wanted to see Ivanna, she was unavailable. Diana was pleasant and fun to talk to. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but she did and that made me happy. Anyway, same situation and she even gave me a hug on my way out.
My only real complaint about this place is that sometimes the radio isn't on loud enough and you can hear the conversation in the next massage room. It's kind of annoying but that's what happens when you only have curtains for doors. Ancient Rome would be proud.
TonyAndolleni
07-26-07, 01:21
Hows it going. I am from milwaukee, we have nothing here. Any advice, thinking of hitting the chicago area Friday afternoon (I am off work), I really could use a massage. Any advice appreciated. I tried the libertyville location and it was ok at best. That was my first experience.
Thanks again.
I'm new to posting, although I've been a member for a while, I thought I'd finally share a review. I recently tried Pinetree on route 83, very nice, good looking ladies, and a truly amazing massage that will also leave you feeling free of tensions. If you want any more details feel free to PM me. If you know of anywhere else in the area do the same.
TonyAndolleni
07-26-07, 01:24
From milwaukee. Plan to take my first trip to the chicago area on Friday afternoon for a massage. Sounds pricy but very tempting. Can't seem to find this place, can you provide me directions, or advice on other better locations?
Thanks
Checked out YIN SPA last night. Walked in at 7:15 and was asked to come back at 8:30. Upon my return, there was a beautiful blond waiting for me. I payed 80 door fee and ts. I followed my angel to the room. She was wearing a blue top and a very,very, did I say very short skirt. After I disrobe its off too the ts room. The room was so small she was almost standing in the hallway while rubbing me with lots of soap and water. She did not MISS anything. Once back in the room with me on my tummy she used lots of oil on my back,BUTT,INNER thighs, and legs. While I was on my tummy, I was massaging her leg. My hands roamed everywhere I wanted them too. On the flip she asked if I wanted a nude massage. I asked, she said $.20. So off with the top and skirt. WOW what a body. Nice c cup and bald (YES), and a perfect little ass. Now my hands are doing double time on wonderful body. After a few minutes she starts a nice hj. At the end she said .50 more. Yes it is a nice place but if they did not ask any questions or hesitate to offer more.
She said that her name was Susy for Mexico. English was broken.
So door fee 80
nude $.20
hj 50
Equals a lot of money. For that kind of money, I can have twice the fun in chinatown.
Finally got a chance to get to a AMP. Was gonna go to Peking but time was limited. So went to Chinatown as it was on my way. Went past Senina but there was an unmarked squad sitting across the street and I didn't want no trouble. Headed out to Alice. Was buzzed in and quoted .55 for one hour. Jenny was my massuese. Approx. mid 30's but still nice looking. I followed Bend It's first timer advice and stayed uncovered in the room. She walked in and covered me TOTALLY! Started the massage and asked me if I liked hard. I told her hard and she began. It was an outstanding massage she worked my muscles loose with just the right amount of oil. On the flip she made sure to recover the fellas and went to work on my legs. As she did the legs she kept brushing the boys ever so slightly so I took the opportunity to rub on her ass. Well that woke little Chris up and he took it upon himself to knock off the towel. She asked me massage more while looking at him and I said Oh Yes! She started and asked how much I pay. I said for her to name it and she told me .3 good HJ lots of play with the boys and nipples. Hands roamed all over but she was clothed. All and all a good time was had. I tipped .4 since the massage was so good. She told me come back and ask for her so I'll keep fingers crossed that more is on the menu. Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.
Nicky Forza
07-26-07, 16:17
Finally got a chance to get to a AMP. Was gonna go to Peking but time was limited. So went to Chinatown as it was on my way. Went past Senina but there was an unmarked squad sitting across the street and I didn't want no trouble. Headed out to Alice. Was buzzed in and quoted .55 for one hour. Jenny was my massuese. Approx. mid 30's but still nice looking. I followed Bend It's first timer advice and stayed uncovered in the room. She walked in and covered me TOTALLY! Started the massage and asked me if I liked hard. I told her hard and she began. It was an outstanding massage she worked my muscles loose with just the right amount of oil. On the flip she made sure to recover the fellas and went to work on my legs. As she did the legs she kept brushing the boys ever so slightly so I took the opportunity to rub on her ass. Well that woke little Chris up and he took it upon himself to knock off the towel. She asked me massage more while looking at him and I said Oh Yes! She started and asked how much I pay. I said for her to name it and she told me .3 good HJ lots of play with the boys and nipples. Hands roamed all over but she was clothed. All and all a good time was had. I tipped .4 since the massage was so good. She told me come back and ask for her so I'll keep fingers crossed that more is on the menu. Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.Hmmm Being open so late must be something new. When I was there earlier this month the masseuse (gave her name as Sharon) said they close at 7:30pm. Business must be picking up.
Horny Massage2
07-26-07, 19:15
They actually close early around 9pm on most days. I think they gave you an old business card. Sometimes they are even closed at 7pm, like on a Sunday if its slow. Best to call first if its past 7pm.
PLus you can ask who's working ;-))
.... Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.
Horny Massage2
07-26-07, 19:31
Where is Yin Spa? Never heard of this one.
Also, did you get the info about Sonia?
Donnie
Checked out YIN SPA last night....
Where is Yin Spa? Never heard of this one.
Also, did you get the info about Sonia?
Donnie
I'm pretty sure that the phone number is...
312 226-0585
That is if this is the one on Western and Taylor.
Weed Streeter
07-27-07, 08:39
Dude! Talked her DOWN to a C-note for cbj? That is too harsh on the wallet and makes it difficult for us others. A hj should be no more than .4 or .5. So I pay no more than .2 over the hj. Be firm with these girls. They need us as bad as only as we want them. Be firm on both levels, we have to condition them to resonable rates. For 1.6 you can get fs at an apt.Yeah, I know. Based on previous reports, I heard that place was pretty steep in price.- so I was expecting to pay a lot for a latin place. And I was thinkin' with the wrong head that day. She provided a very good GFE that worked me up a bit. She wanted $$ for FS on top of the. 8 at the door and I definitely wasn't doing that. It was hard enough talkin' her down to that HJ price. I usually use more sense, but again, I went in there expecting that they would high-ball me. I should have just walked. (which is hard to do when you're hard!)
Weed Streeter
07-27-07, 08:53
Dude! Talked her DOWN to a C-note for cbj? That is too harsh on the wallet and makes it difficult for us others. A hj should be no more than .4 or .5. So I pay no more than .2 over the hj. Be firm with these girls. They need us as bad as only as we want them. Be firm on both levels, we have to condition them to resonable rates. For 1.6 you can get fs at an apt.LOL! Quimby, I was just in the general reports board and saw another guy complaining about how much he had to spend on Layla. I guess I'm not the only fool, but seriously though, I'm staying away. Doesn't seem like you can talk them down too far at M22 (at least Layla). She was ready to bounce me, and I was pretty damn anxious!
I stopped by to check this place out that's been advertising under therapetic on CL. There is only one small massage room at the very back of the salon. There is no shower or sauna or steam room. They use a paper sheet on the massage table. Easy parking on the street.
After paying the guy at the front desk $45 for a 1 hour massage, I must have walked by 8 ladies getting their hair done, facials, etc. On the way to the room. The asian lady that does the massage is 40 +/- and not too bad on the eyes. It was a great massage, but I was covered the whole time with a thin white sheet. She did, maybe unintentionally, a fair amount of teasing that felt nice when I was on my stomach while she was working the back of my legs, and created a tent in the sheet while on my back.
At the end of the massage, she handed me my shirt, then walked over to the sink in the room to wash her hands. I took the shirt and got off the table and dressed in front of her. She seemed a bit surprised that I was standing in front of her with a raging hard-on getting dressed, but I don't know exactly what she wanted me to do after she handed me the shirt. That being said, I think this place may be totally legit. I may go back again, but my guess is a handjob is best case scenario at this place. Since that's all I'm after, it could turn out to be a good place for a some relief for little $. I gave her a $15 tip which she appreciated.
Loverofamps
07-29-07, 02:44
After many favorable visits to Senina's in Chinatown, I ventured out to the burbs to try something different. I tried World Spa on Algonquin Rd in Algonquin. This one's really out there. Walked in lobby, rang bell, and was greeted by a (Korean? ) lady. I didn't catch her name. Hospitality wasn't exactly her strong suit (more on that later.) Older woman. She led the way, I followed, and her body was about a 4. When we got the the room, asked for TS, she held out her hand and said ". 6 up front" and kept her hand out while I searched my wallet. I stripped and when she came back she handed me a towel for the walk to TS room. Night and day from Seninas. This was a "home made" tile bed with a rubber raft sitting on top. I'm tall and have to say, my head was touching the wall on one end, and the soles of my feet we flat against the wall on the other end! Not a very pleasant experience. Rather than the nice rub down, was then led to the steam room next door and told to wait in here for me to dry off? OK, a TS after sauna is one thing, but I don't know about you, but I was not looking forward to heading into the massage room dripping with sweat from the sauna! So, I used the couple of minutes or so to towel dry myself, then helped myself out of the steam room and wandered down the hall to my massage room. Being new to this spa, I was also a little nervous about leaving my clothes / wallet / etc in the massage room while I'm sweating it out in the steam room. So, I was just as happy sitting alone in the massage room. And yeah, she was surprised when she went in the Sauna and found that I wasn't there! LOL
The first thing she did in the massage was to cover me up with a towel. Attempts to uncover were met with an immediate re-cover. She gave me an very good massage, even a nice "walk on your back" massage. I asked for a hard massage and thats what I got. Very good actually. 8 for massage. On the flip, I rolled over onto the towel, and she gave a very frustrated / annoyed look, and quickly tugged at the towel and very efficiently re-covered. At exactly 1 hr after walking in the front door, she let out an exhausted hhhhrrrmmmmph sound like you would make after doing chores around the house and said, "ok, time up, massage over" I got dressed, and although there was not even a handshake, the massage itself was quite good, so I still gave her. 4 What shocked me is what came next. She sat there and stared at the. 4, kept her hand there as if to say she expected more. Needless to say, I also expected more, which is why she was lucky to even be getting the. 4! But she kept her hand out, and then actually came right out and said something to the effect of "come on, I worked very hard on you, my hands are very tired after giving you a massage, is this all? " I politely smiled and said "Yes". (It was a great massage, but all told, I was out 1. 0.comparable price, but not comparable value.) She led me to the door, and said "ok, you're the last customer then" and she locked the door behind me. Meanwhile, a cute voice from down the hall said "Buh-bye! " I turned and saw a younger cute girl, smiling and waving at me. I wish the hell I had her! My review might have been very different?
Looks/Body: 4, Attitude/Personality: 1 Massage: 8
In spite of the cutie down the hallway, I likely will NOT be going back to this place. For those that want to try, word of advice, skip the TS. It's just not worth it.
I cannot go to a masage parlor and spend all that money for a hand-job! Are there any massage parlors that give you full service that is around Peking price? If so, that is the joint I would go to!
If not I'll stick with Peking although I haven't been there since they re-opened.
PussyPoker
07-29-07, 10:53
I saw their add in the paper on Friday so I thought I would give them a try.
They are located 2150 w. Armitage. 2 blocks east of Western. Street parking only. I was greeted by a nice looking latina at the front desk. The sign on to wall read 80. hour or 120. half hour 4 hands.( I wonder why so mant of these places offer 4 hand. Do the ladies fill saver with 2 in a room? And does that mean you pay double for the hj.)Anyway we go to room 1. Her name was Anna, shes adout 5'7 nice medium boobs and a bubble trunk. As for the massage, it sucked. All she did was spill lotion on my back and legs. As she was standing on the side of the table her crotch was leaning on my hans so I was wiggleing my finger over her zipper. SHe did not seem to mind. Then she played with the boys from behind. Then she said to flip. After I turn over she puts more lotion on my thighs and looks me in the eye and ask if I want options. I said to list them. .50 topless,.50 bottomless, and .50 hj.
I went with the hj only. she was very good at it. Took her time to make me relaxed. She said all the girls there were latin and they had 3 girls per day.I just wonder how long they will last if they are so open with options. On a side note I found out she lives very very close to me.
Nicky Forza
07-30-07, 18:12
. .50 topless,.50 bottomless, and .50 hj.Who would pay an extra .50 just for topless?!! Maybe I can get my wife to go to work.
BTW, I called Alice Beauty Salon this afternoon and asked what time they close today. The guy who answered the phone said 7:00.
Their closing times seem to be rather erratic. It would be wise to always call first before going there.
I saw their add in the paper on Friday so I thought I would give them a try.
They are located 2150 w. Armitage. 2 blocks east of Western. Street parking only. I was greeted by a nice looking latina at the front desk. The sign on to wall read 80. hour or 120. half hour 4 hands.( I wonder why so mant of these places offer 4 hand. Do the ladies fill saver with 2 in a room? And does that mean you pay double for the hj.)Anyway we go to room 1. Her name was Anna, shes adout 5'7 nice medium boobs and a bubble trunk. As for the massage, it sucked. All she did was spill lotion on my back and legs. As she was standing on the side of the table her crotch was leaning on my hans so I was wiggleing my finger over her zipper. SHe did not seem to mind. Then she played with the boys from behind. Then she said to flip. After I turn over she puts more lotion on my thighs and looks me in the eye and ask if I want options. I said to list them. .50 topless,.50 bottomless, and .50 hj.
I went with the hj only. she was very good at it. Took her time to make me relaxed. She said all the girls there were latin and they had 3 girls per day.I just wonder how long they will last if they are so open with options. On a side note I found out she lives very very close to me.
When I went to the Lincoln Park Nail Salon quite a long time ago -
the girl offered a special -- all three for $1.2
I cannot go to a masage parlor and spend all that money for a hand-job! Are there any massage parlors that give you full service that is around Peking price? If so, that is the joint I would go to!
If not I'll stick with Peking although I haven't been there since they re-opened.There is a place on Belmont Av about 1500 W which is between Ashland and Southport. It is on the N side of the street. The name escapes me but all who use the force will know that is the spot. Anyway .8 gains entry. Asian lady greets you and takes you to the back. I always get to choose the girl I want. It ranges from asian to european to latin as well as their looks of course. I have not been there for a while but the last 2 times there has been a fine latina named Marie I believe. I was very up front with her the first I had her and said Will I be able to play with your body all I want and will you get totally nude for $. She say YES! I was all over her body I tongued her practically from head to toe. Yeah I even went rimming. She was so tasty and soft and really enjoyed the tongueing. A lot of mutual rubbing and touching and I got the fingers sticky. She made sure that I enjoyed the experience, bbbj, 69. She got me so relaxed and excited and hard! It was a handshake but I came so hard that my legs ached afterwards. I gave her 1.2 because of her enthusiasm and her willingness to trust me not to abuse the situation. I know I could have gone FS but did not bring a cover so be prepared. It was such a great experience to have one who is accomodating and eager to serve. She got me so worked up, it was very very good. Now as always with this place it is hit or miss so YMMV. I do not belive she is still there at this time but I have gone there in the past and the boss lady let me browse before I payed. I have walked out of there at least twice because the pickings were slim to none. So give the place a shot you may find an occasional gem there.
Happy Hunting
Q
Saw their ad in the Sun Times, you know, the one by the sports section. 773-989-4475. 5816 N Lincoln. Called and was told they close at midnight, has shower facilities, and charges $69/$89 for 1/2 - 1 hour. Sounds like an american girl manning the phone.
Snowmadics
08-01-07, 01:27
I dreamt that I went to Crystal Spa in Matteson once again. This is probably the 6th or 7th time. I tried the older lady since the younger one wouldn't help me out. She gave ts and left uncovered and left shower head spraying on the boys for quite awhile getting me aroused and then moving the shower head somewhere else. I thought that was nice. The younger woman never did that or left me uncovered. Got into room and got a great massage but nothing. She didn't cover me completly, she didn't cover me when I removed the towel but still no HJ. I've read that other guys have gotten HJ from here since they've opened back up and I'm just shit out of luck. Could they be lying?
Horny Massage2
08-01-07, 18:14
A visit to Chinatown revealed a nice touch. Tried Alices at the mall. Chose Lisa and got a decent massage. Tall woman, extremely pleasant to be around, and nice curves.
$35 half hour. Hands allowed to roam. Beautiful budding nips.
Left the standard tip for the relaxing ending.
Great session. A definite repeat.
Horny Massage2
08-01-07, 18:18
Also stopped at Relax - chose Annie. The best looking Chinese girl I've seen around for a long time. She is right up there with Mei from Alice's Spa on Wentworth - who, by the way, is no longer there).
$35 half hour
Annie - about 25
great attitude
beautiful girl
nice nips (small breasts)
so-so massage
very nice finish (.4)
will repeat
Also stopped at Relax - chose Annie. The best looking Chinese girl I've seen around for a long time. She is right up there with Mei from Alice's Spa on Wentworth - who, by the way, is no longer there).
Yeah, Mei was very good but from what i understand she has gone totally legit.
Rico Forty
08-01-07, 21:10
I dreamt that I went to Crystal Spa in Matteson once again. This is probably the 6th or 7th time. I tried the older lady since the younger one wouldn't help me out. She gave ts and left uncovered and left shower head spraying on the boys for quite awhile getting me aroused and then moving the shower head somewhere else. I thought that was nice. The younger woman never did that or left me uncovered. Got into room and got a great massage but nothing. She didn't cover me completly, she didn't cover me when I removed the towel but still no HJ. I've read that other guys have gotten HJ from here since they've opened back up and I'm just shit out of luck. Could they be lying?I was there a year or so ago before they closed. I did get HJ and was ok place not the greatest
Rico Forty
08-01-07, 21:12
Anybody have any info on Oriental Beauty Spa. I spent an hour with I believe LEi LEi and she was OK with nice HJ finish and good massage. PM me with any details if you have.
Gingers advertises on cl therapeutic. Ads make it sound like an erotic massage.
Saw Ginger, great massage .75, but no extras, left me uncovered and I was very worked up. Too bad, this place could be great.
Been to M22 twice, nice table shower, South American woman with nice bod, fake boobs, good hj. Spanish woman was a little heavy, 5 bod., ok massage. They want way too much .75 to get in and then 1.5 for nude w/finish. I wouldn't pay it and was able to talk down. Won't repeat.
Stopped by Ocean to TFTT but they wouldn't let me in. Not open to the public???
Went to Elle once, ads on CL, nice girl, no nudity, had to talk her into hj. May try again, place seems legit.
Also went to the place in Skokie, ads on CL, 69.95, nice massage w/finish from an older woman. Now my style, won't repeat.
Still searching for a great Euro place on the north side, Skokie, etc.
massagelover
08-02-07, 08:56
I dreamt that I went to Crystal Spa in Matteson once again. This is probably the 6th or 7th time. I tried the older lady since the younger one wouldn't help me out. She gave ts and left uncovered and left shower head spraying on the boys for quite awhile getting me aroused and then moving the shower head somewhere else. I thought that was nice. The younger woman never did that or left me uncovered. Got into room and got a great massage but nothing. She didn't cover me completly, she didn't cover me when I removed the towel but still no HJ. I've read that other guys have gotten HJ from here since they've opened back up and I'm just shit out of luck. Could they be lying?
I went there just a couple of days ago and left happy.
Snowmadics
08-02-07, 09:27
I went there just a couple of days ago and left happy.So, is it a black thing?
After many favorable visits to Senina's in Chinatown, I ventured out to the burbs to try something different. I tried World Spa on Algonquin Rd in Algonquin. This one's really out there. Walked in lobby, rang bell, and was greeted by a (Korean? ) lady. I didn't catch her name. Hospitality wasn't exactly her strong suit (more on that later.) Older woman. She led the way, I followed, and her body was about a 4. When we got the the room, asked for TS, she held out her hand and said ". 6 up front" and kept her hand out while I searched my wallet. I stripped and when she came back she handed me a towel for the walk to TS room. Night and day from Seninas. This was a "home made" tile bed with a rubber raft sitting on top. I'm tall and have to say, my head was touching the wall on one end, and the soles of my feet we flat against the wall on the other end! Not a very pleasant experience. Rather than the nice rub down, was then led to the steam room next door and told to wait in here for me to dry off? OK, a TS after sauna is one thing, but I don't know about you, but I was not looking forward to heading into the massage room dripping with sweat from the sauna! So, I used the couple of minutes or so to towel dry myself, then helped myself out of the steam room and wandered down the hall to my massage room. Being new to this spa, I was also a little nervous about leaving my clothes / wallet / etc in the massage room while I'm sweating it out in the steam room. So, I was just as happy sitting alone in the massage room. And yeah, she was surprised when she went in the Sauna and found that I wasn't there! LOL
The first thing she did in the massage was to cover me up with a towel. Attempts to uncover were met with an immediate re-cover. She gave me an very good massage, even a nice "walk on your back" massage. I asked for a hard massage and thats what I got. Very good actually. 8 for massage. On the flip, I rolled over onto the towel, and she gave a very frustrated / annoyed look, and quickly tugged at the towel and very efficiently re-covered. At exactly 1 hr after walking in the front door, she let out an exhausted hhhhrrrmmmmph sound like you would make after doing chores around the house and said, "ok, time up, massage over" I got dressed, and although there was not even a handshake, the massage itself was quite good, so I still gave her. 4 What shocked me is what came next. She sat there and stared at the. 4, kept her hand there as if to say she expected more. Needless to say, I also expected more, which is why she was lucky to even be getting the. 4! But she kept her hand out, and then actually came right out and said something to the effect of "come on, I worked very hard on you, my hands are very tired after giving you a massage, is this all? " I politely smiled and said "Yes". (It was a great massage, but all told, I was out 1. 0.comparable price, but not comparable value.) She led me to the door, and said "ok, you're the last customer then" and she locked the door behind me. Meanwhile, a cute voice from down the hall said "Buh-bye! " I turned and saw a younger cute girl, smiling and waving at me. I wish the hell I had her! My review might have been very different?
Looks/Body: 4, Attitude/Personality: 1 Massage: 8
In spite of the cutie down the hallway, I likely will NOT be going back to this place. For those that want to try, word of advice, skip the TS. It's just not worth it.
If you're looking for any more than a mediocre massage with a mechanical ending, World Spa is probably not the place to go. The times I've gone have been unremarkable. I gave up a while ago on them. They still manage to survive, probably because they're the only game in town.
On another note, I had a chance to check out Yin Spa on Western today. Paid $80 for an hour. Got a slim, long haired brunette named Lisa. Very nice looking. Massage itself was slow and unrushed. On the flip, she asked for another $80 for a handshake. I wouldn't pay more than $40. We couldn't meet in the middle. I had her just finish the massage for a $15 tip.
Seems like the Latina places are starting to pop up more and more. That's a good thing. But the prices they are trying to get are ridiculous. There's no f'ing way I'm paying their prices. I'd just as soon settle for a massage or even walk out if I have to.
Finally got a chance to get to a AMP. Was gonna go to Peking but time was limited. So went to Chinatown as it was on my way. Went past Senina but there was an unmarked squad sitting across the street and I didn't want no trouble. Headed out to Alice. Was buzzed in and quoted .55 for one hour. Jenny was my massuese. Approx. mid 30's but still nice looking. I followed Bend It's first timer advice and stayed uncovered in the room. She walked in and covered me TOTALLY! Started the massage and asked me if I liked hard. I told her hard and she began. It was an outstanding massage she worked my muscles loose with just the right amount of oil. On the flip she made sure to recover the fellas and went to work on my legs. As she did the legs she kept brushing the boys ever so slightly so I took the opportunity to rub on her ass. Well that woke little Chris up and he took it upon himself to knock off the towel. She asked me massage more while looking at him and I said Oh Yes! She started and asked how much I pay. I said for her to name it and she told me .3 good HJ lots of play with the boys and nipples. Hands roamed all over but she was clothed. All and all a good time was had. I tipped .4 since the massage was so good. She told me come back and ask for her so I'll keep fingers crossed that more is on the menu. Oh and for any wondering Alice is open until Midnite.I also had Jenny on Tuesday late afternoon, about the only difference was that I was uncovered the whole time. And after the flip & massaging my right leg, she went about the handjob, which to my benefit, took longer than expected cause I was able to prolong it for a change. I asked about other options and she was coy, about it, but hinted there was, probably on subsequent visits; I opted to stay with the handjob, since I didn't want to spend more on another minute of pleasure. Then she resumed the massage on the left leg.
And she went the entire hour.
Loverofamps
08-02-07, 22:24
If you're looking for any more than a mediocre massage with a mechanical ending, World Spa is probably not the place to go. The times I've gone have been unremarkable. I gave up a while ago on them. They still manage to survive, probably because they're the only game in town.
On another note, I had a chance to check out Yin Spa on Western today. Paid $80 for an hour. Got a slim, long haired brunette named Lisa. Very nice looking. Massage itself was slow and unrushed. On the flip, she asked for another $80 for a handshake. I wouldn't pay more than $40. We couldn't meet in the middle. I had her just finish the massage for a $15 tip.
Seems like the Latina places are starting to pop up more and more. That's a good thing. But the prices they are trying to get are ridiculous. There's no f'ing way I'm paying their prices. I'd just as soon settle for a massage or even walk out if I have to.I couldn't agree more! 8 for a hs? The scary part is, if they're even 'asking' for these outrageous prices, that means that people must be paying them! Damn! Sorry, she could be as cute as sin and there just aint no way a hs is worth. 8. Wow. Incredible! One of these days I'm sure I'll find a reasonable place, with cute girls, decent massages, and reasonable extras. I used to get that in my last state, along with marriage proposals and girls fighting over why I went to the other girl last week instead of asking for her, LOL. But so far, sounds like chicagoland girls are used to their customers forking over the unreasonable tips, and so since they're convinced that they can get them, they keep on asking. Personally, I'm with ChiGuy. I would have to fight back the laughter when the. 8 figure was thrown out there! I would have definitely been all about self service at that point! But something tells me its not going to be getting any better any time soon. Oh well.
I couldn't agree more! 8 for a hs? The scary part is, if they're even 'asking' for these outrageous prices, that means that people must be paying them!
Yin is taking their marketing tips from One Magnificent Spa...
(one plus one equals...?)
There is a place on Belmont Av about 1500 W which is between Ashland and Southport. It is on the N side of the street. The name escapes me but all who use the force will know that is the spot. Anyway .8 gains entry. Asian lady greets you and takes you to the back. I always get to choose the girl I want. It ranges from asian to european to latin as well as their looks of course. I have not been there for a while but the last 2 times there has been a fine latina named Marie I believe. I was very up front with her the first I had her and said Will I be able to play with your body all I want and will you get totally nude for $. She say YES! I was all over her body I tongued her practically from head to toe. Yeah I even went rimming. She was so tasty and soft and really enjoyed the tongueing. A lot of mutual rubbing and touching and I got the fingers sticky. She made sure that I enjoyed the experience, bbbj, 69. She got me so relaxed and excited and hard! It was a handshake but I came so hard that my legs ached afterwards. I gave her 1.2 because of her enthusiasm and her willingness to trust me not to abuse the situation. I know I could have gone FS but did not bring a cover so be prepared. It was such a great experience to have one who is accomodating and eager to serve. She got me so worked up, it was very very good. Now as always with this place it is hit or miss so YMMV. I do not belive she is still there at this time but I have gone there in the past and the boss lady let me browse before I payed. I have walked out of there at least twice because the pickings were slim to none. So give the place a shot you may find an occasional gem there.
Happy Hunting
Q
I think they're going by the name of "Good Morning Colonic" these days. Used to be "Lakeview Holistic." Over the years, I've had sessions from mediocre to excellent. The downsides to this place is it tends to be on the pricey side and their "1 hour" session rarely lasts longer than 45 minutes. It can also be difficult finding FS.
I think they're going by the name of "Good Morning Colonic" these days. Used to be "Lakeview Holistic." Over the years, I've had sessions from mediocre to excellent. The downsides to this place is it tends to be on the pricey side and their "1 hour" session rarely lasts longer than 45 minutes. It can also be difficult finding FS.Hi,
First time posting, long time lurking. Went to Good Morning Colonic yesterday. Only Asians working there now-Korean owned and massage person is Chinese. Very pleasant person, nice-massage was strong (lots of walking on my back) handshake was .4. Didn't try for anything else.
Made it to Senina on Thurs.
Ended up with Nancy even though I requested Tanni based on previous reviews. Does she still work there?
I had arranged a Table shower but it was occupied so she started with the massage first. Mediocre massage. After a lot of teasing I tried to steer her toward an HJ but she wouldn't go for it. She then went to check on the shower room and a different girl came back to take me. An early twenty-something little spinner. She said her name was Julia. Kinda hard to understand. Really nice body. Cute face. She proceeded to take care of the shower kinda quickly since time was almost up. No pay off.
I'm getting a bit disappointed in Senina. I may go back and just request Julia to see how it goes. Any other suggestions for that place? Any other girls to look for?
Rico Forty
08-04-07, 15:38
I have seen Annie at B and B in Chinatown about 4 or 5 times and I do like her but only get topless HJ for. 5 or. 6. Some claim she gives a great BJ with water in her mouth experience but I have never had her do that. Let me know if anyone has been with Annie and what can be had.
massagelover
08-05-07, 16:15
So, is it a black thing?
I have been to places where people have reported great things, and I have received nothing. Lets take Green Spa, I was never able to get anything, but there have been people who were successful. For any provider, I do not believe it's a race thing, I think it's their comfort level with you and trying to figure out if your LE or not.
PussyPoker
08-05-07, 16:57
Went to senina on sat. afternoon. Mr Young told me her had a new girl. I said ok and went upstairs. I asked for the ts and off we go. We leave the room and there is a monger watching tv as I walk down the hall. I get to the ts room and their is someone in there getting dried off. I walk back to my room to wait my turn. Then she said ok and off we went again. as I get to the door of the ts room, out walks another customer. Finaly we get things going anf everyone leaves the room happy. Then I have to walk back by the guy watching tv. Now I don't mind seeing guys walk in of or out of the front door, but when you see them inside the amp it feel s strange. I don't the girls name but mr. young is pretty good when it comes to giving me a heads up on a new girls. She had short hair,about 5' 7 and a nice tight little body. She was just a mouth full. Anything more than a mouth fill is a waste.
I have been to places where people have reported great things, and I have received nothing. Lets take Green Spa, I was never able to get anything, but there have been people who were successful. For any provider, I do not believe it's a race thing, I think it's their comfort level with you and trying to figure out if your LE or not.I've always had a great time a Green. Just make your intentions know during the table shower. The best way to do this is to direct her hands!
Nicky Forza
08-06-07, 19:08
I've always had a great time a Green. Just make your intentions know during the table shower. The best way to do this is to direct her hands!Yeah, these girls seem to have a talent for picking up on things that have a porky bent to them. They know they might under scrutiny by LE. That's why they deserve the generous tips, for the risk that they take.
Rico Forty
08-06-07, 19:08
Saw Annie again at be and be. She is very good. She let my hands roam and then did her BJ with water in her mouth trick. It felt good. I will continue to see her.
Horny Massage2
08-06-07, 19:23
Felt froggy again today so I decided to make a trip to Chinatown.
Visited Alices. Took Lisa - same great service and excellent attitude.
35 half hour, 35 tip. No bad for a mere 70.
No upselling, no talk about tip, hands free, etc
Beats the hell out of that place on Dempster. Not long ago I got crappy service for 60. Chinatown was 10 bucks more and everyone was happy.
I've always had a great time a Green. Just make your intentions know during the table shower. The best way to do this is to direct her hands!
Green has been closed for some months now. I had some great times there, but had some problems toward the end. Seems they got real paranoid. Mamasan is now at Wellness Spa on Ogden in the old Spa 34 location.
Has anyone ever been to Bamboo Spa? Thinking about going today.
Rico Forty
08-07-07, 17:02
Where is Bamboo spa?
I am a new member on this board. I thank all of the veteran posters on here for posting some quality information.
Anyway, I've been to a couple of places and I wanted to add my contributions. About a month ago, visited Mercy and got Wendy around 5 on a Friday afternoon. Quoted .8 on phone for 1 hr. Showed up and no one was around. Note, there is a doorman in this building who asked where I was going. I told him the floor and he immediately told me what company name to put down on the log. Clearly I wasn't the first one he'd seen. Went upstairs, walked in and was greeted by a cute, young girl with a knowing grin. She asked if I had made an appointment with Wendy and then called for her. Wendy appeared, very pleasant attitude, not terribly attractive, but not ugly either and showed me to the room. When she started she asked if I had been there before. Like a fool I indicated I had not. Because of that the massage was strictly G-rated to my chagrin despite some cajoling on my part. She told me to come back next time. Also the price would drop to .65. On the way out, got the eye from a suspicious mamasan and another broad grin from the cute receiptionist. Felt like pointing at her and asking if she gave massages, but refrained.
Today I went over to Alices around 3. Got buzzed in by a chunky, pleasant provider who immediately asked if I was here for a massage. When I indicated yes, for a half hour, she told me .35. I paid and was led to the back. Never got her name. This time I made sure to indicate that I had been there before, which was untrue, but was immediately accepted. Decent massage with touching allowed. No upsell, hand release given with no other options. Quoted .4 the extras and paid. Nice girl, pleasant time. Only buzzkill was that there was another dude in the room next door and that felt awkward, but I managed to block that out like a champion. Was disappointed not to see what the other provider looked like, but there will be other days. Was given a water and a nice smile on the way out.
TheWoodButcher
08-07-07, 18:04
I've been to Bamboo. Same girls there as Joy of Massage. Its alright, a bit pricy. I do not believe there is a shower aviable, but I could be wrong. And although it is called Bamboo, I'm pretty sure most of the girls are hispanic.
I've been to Bamboo. Same girls there as Joy of Massage. Its alright, a bit pricy. I do not believe there is a shower aviable, but I could be wrong. And although it is called Bamboo, I'm pretty sure most of the girls are hispanic.I went to Bamboo a few times in Feb-April. They have a ts and every girl I saw was Hispanic ( a couple had worked at VIP) except the girl at the desk who was Polish i believe. They all quoted those overpriced options that Hispanic girls seem to be into. I skipped the disrobing ($100!!) and was able to bargain down a little for handshake. Pretty mediocre experiences overall and I switched from there to Victoria's.
Visited Luisiana (sp? ) about 1. 5 weeks ago (I know, I know. Slow posting). Two girls working, I opted for Melanie, an American girl with dark, curly hair. Pretty face, nice body, seemed kind of shy at first, but I think as someone else said, she's just a bit ditzy. She asked me once if I had been there before, I said I had, that was it.
Opted for the VIP massage ($90 up front); steam shower then a pretty standard massage. Nothing special, lots of oil and somewhat relaxing. Had better massages, had worse massages, eh. Nothing to write home about, but not terrible either. Just not. Great.
On the flip, she did a decent job massaging the front, then went to work on the boys and actually did a pretty decent job on the HR considering the "average" massage to that point. She did quote $70 for topless (! ), I told her I'the never paid more than $40 for that, and didn't really feel like completely ruining the fun with drawn out negotiations so I just let her finish.
Overall very similar to other reports. The lack of hassle with the massage options there once you're established is very nice, the girls are somewhat hit or miss. Some are great, some are just average. I'the rate Melanie around average or slightly better. She was pretty, tiny and nice, but her massage was just average and the attempt at price gouging there for topless kind of put a bit of a damper on an otherwise very good HJ. Ah well. I'll still be back when funds allow, it's a good deal overall for what you end up paying.
Juggy Gales
08-09-07, 16:10
Hello Guy, Long time lurker, First time Poster.
Last week after living in the area and driving past World Spa on algonquin, I decided to stop in. Older Woman Answerd bell, In her 40's No bra on white tank top, was a 5. I was looking to see if anyone else was available but no luck. Asked if I was ever there before, and I said 4 months earlier I was there. She offered Table shower, which I said yes, Did the usual Get undressesd and left room, Came back in in a Pair of Rubber Boots, And handed me a little towel, Walked me down the hallway and pulled my towel off before I was even in the room. TS was so so, was on a rubber mat, I felt like I was floating in my pool. Was careful of areas, was done and wiped me down, Then threw me in sauna. Massage was So-So, did the walking on back, then on the flip rubbed my chest and then said ok, massage over. Heres the Kicker, She Expected a Tip, And wouldn't move outta the way until I gave her something, So I went in my back pocket and grabbed a 10 to give her, She then stated thast all I work real hard on you, SO I stated there was more if you would of finished.
I'm not sure how they stay open, I never see any cars there, or people walking in or out.
It's Been awhile since I went to the Apt's, Someone mentioned to me there was some out this way in Algonquin, But I have yett to find any, and the other ones I know of have moved. Any insight would be helpful.
Wildman123
08-09-07, 23:19
I'm visiting Chi-town and decided to check out some of the local AMP's that I keep seeing posted on this forum. I first went to Senina on Wentworth. Walked in off the street. The first floor was pretty busy and an older man asked what I wanted. When I said massage he pointed up the stairs. Thankfully, the second floor was quiet and not filled with old men. If it had been as busy as the first floor I would of been out of there. Kinda hard to relax. Up stairs three girls in their 20's were there milling around a nice clean waiting area with a couple of lounge chairs and a flat screen. Papasan came out and said. 65 for 1 hour and. 20 for ts. When I said just the massage he said. 75 for both and I agreed. He put me in a room and went to find a girl. I stripped, didn't cover and waited a few minutes until the girl came in. I didn't catch her name. She looked like she was in her mid to late 20's, thick accent, but not bad. A 7. She got right to work on the back and gave a decent massage (pretty similar to lomi-lomi). Let me feel all over but kept the clothes on. She spent a lot of time on the inner thighs and did a lot of gentle touching before the flip. On the flip, she left the towel off and worked on the legs some more with more kneading of the boys which felt like at least 5 min. By then, I was at full salute and we agreed on. 3 for a good HJ, didn't ask for more. The ts was next and was fairly uneventful. She washes and dries. Overall not a bad experience, a bit on the expensive side but cute girl and clean place may go back next time I'm in Chi-town.
A few days later, I decided to try Alice. First went to Alice in the mall. Pretty crowded mall during the early afternoon and saw that the ladies in the salon were fairly old (late 40's) and not in the most desirable shape. So I passed and walked to the Alice on Wentworth. Buzzed the door and was let in by a woman in her 30's. Not as cute as Senina. Probably just a 5. Right off she asked "massage? " I said yes and was told. 55 for one hour. I agreed and was led back into one of the rooms. No one else was there so the parlor was quiet. (good thing too, I noticed the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling.) She started with a large towel covering for a few minutes then took it off and went to work with the oil and hands. I noticed she was bumping her crotch against my hand fairly frequently without pulling away so I asked if I could touch and she immediately said ok. Left the clothes on but she stayed within reach and I let the hands explore. On the flip she left the towel off and started on the right and worked her way around to the left. Then she said 'massage there? ' I said yes and agreed on. 4. She did a good job and after the release and clean up went right to work on the rest of the massage. Massage was average, facilities were clean but like I said before, the walls don't go all the way up and place was a little dated. But, I left with a smile and a bottle of water.
Overall, Senina and Alice are both decent places. I would say that I got a better massage and a cuter girl at Senina. Anyway, that's my 2 cents for whatever its worth, so maybe next time I'm in town I'll try be and be or one of the others MPs.
Minimal House
08-09-07, 23:24
Hey guys, thanks for the tips. I just found out about this site so I'm a new user.
Anyway, a month ago I went to an MP for the first time, without any pre-knowledge, I was naive. Let's just say I spent $80 for a massage that was so squeaky clean, she might as well just leave my clothes on, pour some oil on me, hose me down with water, and meanwhile look like a cow.
I'm only going to be in Chicago for one more week, so I've decided I gotta make this next time work. From reading all of your past posts, I've decided to go to Alice's on Wentworth. A few questions if you guys don't mind.
1. Would their treatment change if I'm also Asian and speak their language fluently?
2. After the TS, stay covered or uncovered?
3. Do compliments improve my chance of better endings? E.g., "You have soft hands" or "You're very good at that"?
Thanks guys, appreciate it.
Sisterlovers
08-10-07, 11:45
Hey guys,
First timer here, but I was just at alices a couple of days ago and thought I'd chime in. I don't think they have a TS there. Or if they do I wasn't offered the option. Paid for half hour (.35) up front, taken right back to the room and given a really excellent massage by an older but attractive woman who clearly knew what she was doing. I started out covered up, but she just uncovered the towel and did her thing, ending with a .40 (fully clothed) HR. Great experience--I will definitely be back.
Nicky Forza
08-10-07, 19:27
I decided it was about time for a bit of feminine touch so I visited Elegant at 327 W. 26th St. I had been to this place about to weeks prior and I asked for the same girl as before, who went by the name of Su-san. I was told she doesn’t work there anymore.
I arrived 10 minutes early for the appointment that I had made, so Papasan told me to take a seat and he gave me a small bottle of water from the little fridge that they keep up front. While I was waiting, I saw 2 other customers like me emerge from the rear and leave.
After about 5 minutes, out comes my masseuse who said her name was something that sounded like Jean. She was Chinese and appeared to be about 25 years old and was wearing a blue denim mini skirt with white panty hose. She had long hair and a beautiful complexion. She was very, very slim—what some of you call a spinner. I paid Papasan the $50 entry fee and the young lady escorted me to one of the tiny massage rooms in the back. Later on during the massage, we got around to talking about her size. She told me to guess how much she weighs. I said 108 lbs. —she said no, 100 lbs.
Now I like petite women, but if she’s giving a massage, it’s going to be a challenge for her to give a good massage to a person who is almost twice her weight. So I asked her if she could please walk on my back. She said OK and covered me with a large towel and stood on my back while supporting herself against the wall. At first I was a little concerned that she might take a fall because there were no trapeze bars installed into the ceiling like those I have seen at other places. At her weight, the walking on my back really felt good—just right.
The massage was not that great because of the reasons mentioned but I felt she did her best. She didn’t seem to mind that I preferred not to be covered by a towel. She made no attempt to play with Benny and the boys.
The masseuse seemed to be a little withdrawn at first, but after I accosted her with my charming personality she loosened up, began to smile, and became quite friendly. She is an incredibly sweet girl. When I began talking to her in Mandarin (the little that I know) she perked all the way up and became more relaxed and very curious about me.
When the hour was over I left a $15 tip on the massage table which she seemed to not even notice. As we left the room, I had to remind her that it was there.
On my way out, Papasan asked me how was the massage. I smiled and said ‘OK. ’
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Loverofamps
08-11-07, 07:52
Hello Guy, Long time lurker, First time Poster.
Last week after living in the area and driving past World Spa on algonquin, I decided to stop in. Older Woman Answerd bell, In her 40's No bra on white tank top, was a 5. I was looking to see if anyone else was available but no luck. Asked if I was ever there before, and I said 4 months earlier I was there. She offered Table shower, which I said yes, Did the usual Get undressesd and left room, Came back in in a Pair of Rubber Boots, And handed me a little towel, Walked me down the hallway and pulled my towel off before I was even in the room. TS was so so, was on a rubber mat, I felt like I was floating in my pool. Was careful of areas, was done and wiped me down, Then threw me in sauna. Massage was So-So, did the walking on back, then on the flip rubbed my chest and then said ok, massage over. Heres the Kicker, She Expected a Tip, And wouldn't move outta the way until I gave her something, So I went in my back pocket and grabbed a 10 to give her, She then stated thast all I work real hard on you, SO I stated there was more if you would of finished.
I'm not sure how they stay open, I never see any cars there, or people walking in or out.
It's Been awhile since I went to the Apt's, Someone mentioned to me there was some out this way in Algonquin, But I have yett to find any, and the other ones I know of have moved. Any insight would be helpful.Omg, that is EXACTLY the same experience I had there a few weeks ago. (See earlier review.) I was wondering if it was something I had done to piss her off! But no, it sounds like you go the exact same thing. TS in a TINY room, sexy rubber boots (? LOL? ), then dumped into sauna while she makes phone calls, then squeeky clean massage, covered the whole time, and then absolutely insulting and harrassing when only a. 2 tip! 2 for nothing! Come on! Guys, do yourself a favor. Pass this one by!
And if anyone knows of any Apt's in that neck of the woods, I would love to know also.
Anybody try this place since they have been posting that everything is new now.
Omg, that is EXACTLY the same experience I had there a few weeks ago. (See earlier review.) I was wondering if it was something I had done to piss her off! But no, it sounds like you go the exact same thing. TS in a TINY room, sexy rubber boots (? LOL? ), then dumped into sauna while she makes phone calls, then squeeky clean massage, covered the whole time, and then absolutely insulting and harrassing when only a. 2 tip! 2 for nothing! Come on! Guys, do yourself a favor. Pass this one by!
And if anyone knows of any Apt's in that neck of the woods, I would love to know also.
At a legit spa, a 15-20% tip would typically be expected. I think World is still charging $60 these days at the door. 15% of that would be $9, 20% would be $12. Unless the massage and/or service is sub-par, I always tip at least $10. That said, if they're not providing at least a handshake, there's no way they're getting any more than $20 tip, and that would have to be a really good legit massage.
Legally, you don't have to give a tip. If she stands in the way of you leaving, threaten to call the police. If all you got was a legit massage, you don't have anything to hide. I've had to threaten calling the police before, and it's worked. They don't need any trouble from the authorities.
Anybody try this place since they have been posting that everything is new now.
I haven't tried them recently. My guess is that the service is probably no better than before, and the rates have probably gone up. Before, depending on who you got, extras would range from reasonable (Sarah & Erron) to expensive (Tamika). Back then, even though they advertised in the Erotic Services section of Craigslist, they never identified themselves as Salon 88. Now they are. It's been my experience that the places that aren't blatantly obvious about extras tend to be lower-priced than those that come right out and tell you they're offering extras. That's why more often than not I'll go to the places who advertise in the Therapeutic section.
I went back to Alices last wednesday evening at around 7pm. Was looking for Jenny! Papasan asks if I want a massage and tells me 30 mins .35 When I asked if Jenny was there he told me something undecipherable and took my bucks. Got a slightly older woman but still attractive didn't get her name. Got in the room and she started the massage. About 10 mins into another gentleman came into the spa and she stepped out. Apparently he was a regular for her. She came back in and flipped me and right away asked "Massage here?" I said yes and she held up 4 fingers. Excellent touch and I was done in a matter of minutes. The other guy was put into the room next to me and she did everything else in whispers. Gave me a bottle of water and a hug and walked me out. Slightly rushed but I was in a hurry and hands were allowed to roam all over. I'll have to go back and try to get Jenny next time, maybe see if she goes any further.
Went by Relax yesterday afternoon. Walked in to find a decent, friendly girl in a tank top working. She brought me back and I got a half-hour, .35. Touching was allowed. She started on the back and gave some nice teasing. On the flip indicated HR would be .50. I managed to stay strong and held the line for all guys and insisted on .4. She readily ascented and proceeded to do her thing, which I enjoyed. Finished up, got a glass of water and friendly goodbye.
SpokenOne69
08-14-07, 16:47
Can someone please PM me 29th Street Gina's phone number
My cell died and her number along with it
thanks
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Member #5481
08-15-07, 09:31
Made my first trip to Mercy yesterday. I don't remember her name but massage was great and standard .4 finish. No touching was allowed and I was wondering if this is standard for Mercy, just her or just cause it was my first time there
SportingLife
08-16-07, 01:34
My first trip to Relax on Archer. I got a massage from Lisa. She is a better than avg looking 40ish Chinese woman. She seemed taller than most Chinese girls that I have seen. The massage was good, not great and after the flip, she asked me if I wanted more massage. All of a sudden, she was in a big hurry and it seemed like she was trying to set a speed record and get on to the next customer. I would have liked it slower, but I went with it. I think I would try Xindy or Alice before I would go back there. All in all, good, not great and a decent value at $85.
Nicky Forza
08-16-07, 03:00
My first trip to Relax on Archer. I got a massage from Lisa. She is a better than avg looking 40ish Chinese woman. She seemed taller than most Chinese girls that I have seen. The massage was good, not great and after the flip, she asked me if I wanted more massage. All of a sudden, she was in a big hurry and it seemed like she was trying to set a speed record and get on to the next customer. I would have liked it slower, but I went with it. I think I would try Xindy or Alice before I would go back there. All in all, good, not great and a decent value at $85.Could this be the same Lisa that works at Senina? Description & hurried style sure matches up.
Whenever Amy comes after me with that straight razor to clean up and shave the boys, it always freaks me out a little. But man... is she good!!
Whenever Amy comes after me with that straight razor to clean up and shave the boys, it always freaks me out a little. But man... is she good!!
Shave the boys??? Are you nuts? I mean are you crazy? I would never let a woman handle the boys knowing she's going to use a straight razor on them. She'd have a lot more to clean up with me, cuz I'd shit myself.
Stinky Out
Some of you guys may remember there was a video making the rounds on this forum and the International forum some months back. It was showing a "chinese" massage, The guy sat on a chair for the shower and the girl cleaned every part of him and then some. Then the massage was on what looked like an inflatable raft. My question. Is there anywhere in the Chicago area that provides showers and massages like that? The video looked so hot, I've always wanted to try it. And I can't aford to fly to China. They'll make me eat paint with lead in it.
Stinky Out
Shave the boys??? Are you nuts? I mean are you crazy? I would never let a woman handle the boys knowing she's going to use a straight razor on them. She'd have a lot more to clean up with me, cuz I'd shit myself.
Stinky Out
I consider it less risky than any BBBJ and many of the other experiences expressed here on this forum! ;)
Hi,
Long time lurker. Anyone tried a place called Secretly Yours on North Ave just west of 355? Can't find any info.
Thanks
I consider it less risky than any BBBJ and many of the other experiences expressed here on this forum! ;)Speaking as a guy who's gotten burned before, I would much rather risk a bbbj than a hooker with a razor! I mean, who know what major mental malfunction might happen while she's shaving you? Or she could have just skip taking her Prozac that day, you never know.
So as far as I am concerned, you get the Big Balls award, Tough Guy!
Hi,
Long time lurker. Anyone tried a place called Secretly Yours on North Ave just west of 355? Can't find any info.
Thanks
It's a jackshack like all the other ones discussed on the Roselle board.
Speaking as a guy who's gotten burned before, I would much rather risk a bbbj than a hooker with a razor! I mean, who know what major mental malfunction might happen while she's shaving you? Or she could have just skip taking her Prozac that day, you never know.
So as far as I am concerned, you get the Big Balls award, Tough Guy!
Thanks Mr. Tyr... you've made my day!! LMFAO!!
Northside 77
08-20-07, 00:57
I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?
Yeah I went there twice. Had tiffany and dana. It sounds promising because of their ads on CL and the way that it is advertised. But it was completely legit. All the signs were given but no response.
I went twice, thinking maybe it would change or perhaps with a different girl, things would be different, but no. Stay away.
I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?
Nicky Forza
08-20-07, 22:13
I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?I have never heard of anyone with such bad luck as you at mp's. Yes, there IS such a thing as looking like LE. It might be something as simple as reluctance to smile and be friendly, carrying yourself in a military manner, your haircut, your choice of belt and/or shoes, or suspicious looking leather cases on your belt...or perhaps what looks like 2 "wallets" in your back pockets....even aggressive looking eye contact.
After reading about everyone talking about Bamboo for the past 6 months or so I just realized that I drive past that d@mn place twice a day!! It surely doesn't draw any attention to itself. Sorry for being a moron to anyone I may have asked for the address.
Northside 77
08-22-07, 01:28
In my defense, my whiffs at these 3 places were all first time visits. Only after visiting Senina & Rose did I dig & find this forum (and for that I am eternally grateful! ) After a little research, I realized there's a game to be played, and trust to be developed. It's kind of fun, but can be frustrating when you only venture out every now and then. My only prior experience was in Toronto, where it was a lot more out in the open, and I initially figured it'the be more or less the same in the States. I think the look thing is a part of it, but my failures can probably be attributed to attitude as much as anything. At a new place, I think I'm an awkward combo of friendly and nervous, for whatever that's worth (but that seems normal, no? ) Plus, I would think it's prudent for MPs to not give anything up on a first or second visit. Your wallet remark reminded me of a detail from my recent whiff- when I got out of the TS, the masseuse said that she moved my clothes from the first room (where I changed to go to the TS) to another room. There was no apparent difference between the rooms, and there were no other clients there at the time. I wonder if she was taking a quick look at the wallet to make sure there wasn't a star in there or something? Seems silly, since I can't imagine LE showing up at a place with their gear. In any case, my next MP visit will probably be to my known place (not unknown to this board, but I won't bother mentioning). Here's to hoping my next post is one of success!
I have never heard of anyone with such bad luck as you at mp's. Yes, there IS such a thing as looking like LE. It might be something as simple as reluctance to smile and be friendly, carrying yourself in a military manner, your haircut, your choice of belt and/or shoes, or suspicious looking leather cases on your belt...or perhaps what looks like 2 "wallets" in your back pockets....even aggressive looking eye contact.
Anyone have an info on Rachel Renee?
Busty Smooth Seductress 40DDD - w4m - 31http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/403177759.html
PussyPoker
08-23-07, 19:06
Went to Relax last night. I usually call to see who is working but last night I didn't. BIG mistake. I ended up with Amy. She put me in a room and left for 10 minutes befor returning. All of the rooms were open so I no that I was the only one there. When she came back to the room it was all business. Now I have been there many times and I have not seen her or the other two girls that were there last night. As for the massage it was good and she hit all the right spots that needed attention. On the flip she oiled up the front and said .60 for a tip. I said no, thats to much. After a lot of back and forth she said ok. She had a grip like a vice, I think the little fella was choking to death. After she wiped me down with the HOT towel, I dressed and left. ON the way out I seen May behind the front desk. I told her that next time I will call ahead for her. She said thank you. I sure miss Nina and Sonja.
Went to see Coco yesterday. Saw her ad on CL several times and read a few reviews here. Decided to give her a try since I was heading south. Made the call and said I would arrive in 30 minutes. Was told to call from downstairs. Went up and was pleased to see it was the same girl as in the ad. Mid to late 30's and LITTLE. She couldn't have been more than 4' 11" and 110# and B cup size. Started out talking and she remarked how good looking I was and did I have a different girl every Saturday. Got me undressed and started out on a nice massage. After a nice massage she gave me a nice feather touch rub down. On the flip she massaged my legs and then told me, in her broken english, her Aunt Flo was in town. but she would gladly give me her mouth and finish with her hand. She was so worried about me being upset it was pretty funny. I told her that would be just fine. She continued to massage me and then started in on the boys. After a while she started the BJ and she went at it for a time. Then she gave me a look like what the hell is taking you so long??!! So I told her just her hand was ok. She went to the HJ and BJ route then she told me her jaw was too tired so she would have to finish with her hand. She went at that for a time then told me next time I have to give her a massage because I wore out her mouth and arms! Got cleaned up and she gave me a nice head massage. When I was dressed she gave me her cell number and took mine. She walked me to the door and gave me several kisses and told me to come back next time for more fun. All in all a great experience for 1.60 but wished Flo wasn't in town.
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