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Bend It,
I go to the Dells a few times a year. For being such a happening tourist spot, it sure lacks in adult entertainment. It's surprisingly innocent there. I have had similar experiences years ago, and the fact that I have a place there didn't hurt my chances. I usually end up having to take the wife along nowadays, so some sort of pay to play situation would work better for me. But it just ain't happening there, as far as I can tell.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener]OK, I have been quiet. I have supressed the rant for a couple of days. But I can't hold it in. Between this series of posts and the "cardinal/period" posts on the general forum, I have to say something.
HG - I have only one thing to say about you and yout Tokyo adventure - -
YOU ROCK!
Will be in town for a day on Friday. Can any of you experts let me know a good place to get a massage with happy ending where you are not rushed and touch and smooch (well, atleast touch.
Any AMP's ? Or any other good places that are good. Pls do let me know.
If you go to the dells best place is Baraboo massage. Pick up on of the Rags at one of the strip joints there and call around. Slim pickins some times. Madison has the best action Ghiseha house $160.00 and check CL from time to time.
SportingLife
03-15-07, 04:28
I saw the discussion that HG posted on the fun he had in Hong Kong. Did you guys see my report from my recent trip to Germany and Amsterdam? I posted it in the general but I will repost it here. Germany is definitely worth a trip.
I am back from a trip to Europe. Amsterdam was business as usual. There are plenty of hot girls among the 200-300 in the red light, but that is a factory and you generally get rushed service and everything is covered. I did find one Dutch girl who I really liked. I had two great non-rushed sessions with her. She was a cute 25 year old blonde and she had a smile that was almost too real to be fake. That first observation turned out to the right. I avoid chicks with a frown as I have had much unhappy work from girls who are in a bad mood around here.
The FKK clubs in Germany and S. Holland are amazing. There are 20-100 or more girls at these places, almost all of them are doable, and 25% or so are super hot. The Western "sauna clubs" around Cologne and Dusseldorf offer beers with the entry price which is a nice touch. Between the cheap food, the beers, and the sometimes luxurious health club facilities(some are converted mansions), you don't mind the entry fee too much ($70-85). A session with a girl is $65 for 30 minutes and cim or anything extra special is another $32 to $65 per session. All of these places are legal and there is often public action in the main room or the cinema where there are couches and non-stop pornos. The Oase club that is just N. Of Frankfurt has 100 or so girls at night and only 20 or 25 rooms. Would you wait for a room for an hour or two or just have her do you right there in the cinema? It reminded me of the old clubs in Cicero and Lyons where they would just do you right in the main room-haha
I also visited what they say is the largest bordello in the world, Pascha in Cologne. There are 12 floors of hookers above a strip joint. Now that is progress. Passed on the tranny gang bang they were having on the 7th floor-LOL Yes, a few of the floors are themed (asian etc). Anyway, this is a trip that is well worth the time and money.
Check out some of the websites for a taste of this very accomodating world. http://www.the-palace.de/anfahrt_en.php http://www.yinyang.nl/ http://www.fkk-oase.de/en/home.htm
http://pascha.de/ http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/
http://samya.de/
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Greetings everyone,
The purpose of THIS forum is to provide for the exchange of information on sport fucking opportunities in the USA.
I have an entire website devoted to international sport fucking at www.internationalsexguide.info.
If you want to discuss sport fucking in Germany and Amsterdam, then please do so in the correct venue.
Thanks,
Jackson
Tuna Lover
03-15-07, 21:14
Checked out the place recommended by Who Me and it was just as he said. Massage itself was just OK. Seems the girl took a fall and she was sore so could not get into the massage. Finish though was good topless HJ. She even asked how I like it. Will definatly repeat. Sometimes the drive to Belvidere is too far.
Barney1234
03-15-07, 23:11
... not to post about international stuff here is because it makes all of us cry to read it :( The US is such a sexually repressed country compared to some parts of the world.
Barney
Donnie,
Body and Soul has been there for a couple of years now and is indeed a legit place. I've been there a half dozen times and only once did my massuse behave the way we are used to them behaving. She didn't last long at B&S.
- ptI stopped in about a month ago or so ago, and received a handshake. Not the best AMP experience (miss Michigan City and Rockford) but not the worst. I would try again if in the neighborhood.
George W. Bush
03-16-07, 00:31
12 floors? Damn, that would be like converting Marshall Fields to a bordello with hookers instead of suits and pots and pans for sale. I'd go broke in no time. It is truly depressing to read how much better the rest of the world has it over us.
Somehow you missed out on one of the funniest movies of 2006 and one of the most outrageous characters in popular culture.Wait a second! I saw "An Inconvenient Truth"! You can't fool me.
:-D
Ok, back to the tales of Chicago Massage Providers. Anyone have a good review of Bella on the NW side?
Fork Please
03-17-07, 02:05
Roger,
I saw Bella twice at her old location. She's ok if you treat her nice. She's a little bit strange in a strange way. Can't quite put my finger on it. If you catch one of her specials she's worth it. Decent massage, not the best, good finish with touching allowed.
I get the feeling she's the type of girl who, if she doesn't like you, could implement some serious rules. Everything was cool though.
I first came across her a while back, on AOL believe it or not. She had a massage ad "profile" page there..had a lot of blah blah blah about singing opera and wanting to marry a doctor...price was right so I went for a visit. As she started to get more serious/sophisticated about her advertsing I think her prices actually went DOWN a bit. I'm pretty sure you can get the complete deal if you are a repeat client and hooked up with RS2k. I don't play that rs2k crap and I'm not that interested in the full deal with her for 250. Lot's of fish in the sea for much less.
Hope that helps.
Good day gents! I am new to the forum but have been a "mongerer" for about 4-5 years. I am a big fan of the amp especially the fs types. Went to VIP in the past. Natalia, a latina, was exquisite. Well VIP is back in another location outside richieland and with a new name. Saw Monica on Monday spent 2 and left very happy. Will return again. So all who know the place can visit the spa. LA LA LA understand me?
Goat Trotter
03-19-07, 00:49
So I went to Silk this weekend and Van said they are closing by the end of the month. The rent and heat bills are proving to be too much. Not sure what's going to happend to the staff, I imagine we'll see them somewhere else if we are lucky.
Good day gents! I am new to the forum but have been a "mongerer" for about 4-5 years. I am a big fan of the amp especially the fs types. Went to VIP in the past. Natalia, a latina, was exquisite. Well VIP is back in another location outside richieland and with a new name. Saw Monica on Monday spent 2 and left very happy. Will return again. So all who know the place can visit the spa. LA LA LA understand me?
Nope, went over my head.
Nope, went over my head.Same thing. Went over my head too.
Went to B&D Massage last Friday Evening.
Heard some good things about Ada from another website.
I then saw her and she looked very familiar to me. It didn't occur to me until afterward I left that, I think, she was from the Oriental Beauty Spa not too far from B&D massage.
The table shower was great and actually comfortable to lie on.
The massage room was closed off by curtains. The massage was ok at best, then it came down to the extras which were fine but expensive.
The only problem, other than the expensive extra massage options, was the fact that ....it was seran wrap. *rolls eyes*
I finished off with baby oil instead.
Face: 6-7
Body: 8
Extras: 8-9
Attitude: 7-8
Massage: 6
Location: 6-7
Hey I'm new here.
This is a review forum, right?
I'm new to Chicago and looking for a provider has anybody seen any of these girls?
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They have ads usually 2-3 times aweek in Sun times. You need to call number to get location
HappyGardener
03-19-07, 22:01
So I went to Silk this weekend and Van said they are closing by the end of the month. The rent and heat bills are proving to be too much. Not sure what's going to happend to the staff, I imagine we'll see them somewhere else if we are lucky.
Silk has been for sale in the Chinatown newspapers for the last several months. Anyone want to buy it and open up your own AMP?
Silk has been for sale in the Chinatown newspapers for the last several months. Anyone want to buy it and open up your own AMP?I hear that B&B across the way could be for sale as well.
I recently paid a visit to AJ Salon. A Hispanic woman that speaks English named Cece is back working there. She told me that she used to work there last summer. There were two other women there. A Puerto Rican woman and another Mexican woman.
All in all a good experience. A menu was offered but I only partook in her handiwork. I will return as funds and time allow.
Horny Massage2
03-20-07, 03:36
Silk has been for sale in the Chinatown newspapers for the last several months. Anyone want to buy it and open up your own AMP?HG, are you looking for a business partner?
I imagine you know lots of asians, after your last trip so finding the help will be easy. just kidding
I went up there last weekend also had Cece again, its true she was there last summer but took off a few months due to a problem with one of her kids, but she is back know and as good as ever.
She put on about 10 pounds but carrys it well. She is very shy and from what i have had and heared about her , she only offers a hj.
She told me two new girls started working when she was off, but i think they where both talked about on this board.
What's going on in Chinatown? Soon Alice and Senina will have a monopoly. Is business so bad that they can't make money? Hard to believe. The prices Senina charge ($75 plus $20 for a table shower=$95) may chase me away. The services there are not that much better than the cheaper AMP's.
Any comments from you mongers.
SportingLife
03-20-07, 18:05
I'm sure it's not just the heat and other bills that are killing them. Those envelopes of cash that have to go to the right people are probably more $$$ than any legit bill. Let's count- One for the mayor, one for the alderman, one for the CPD commander, one for the Italians and another for the local Chinese guys. The sad truth is that there are probably more hands out to those places than there are hand jobs-haha
I'd love to be in on the limited partnership to own/run one of these joints or a good basic strip club/bar like Jimmy's, but this is not the right town. I would imagine that this town would make it miserable for you sooner than later.
What's going on in Chinatown? Soon Alice and Senina will have a monopoly. Is business so bad that they can't make money? Hard to believe. The prices Senina charge ($75 plus $20 for a table shower=$95) may chase me away. The services there are not that much better than the cheaper AMP's.
Any comments from you mongers.
Alice will be closing her Chinatown Square location too, only keeping the new salon on Wentworth.
Goat Trotter
03-21-07, 22:16
Anyone have any intel on where Linda went? I assume they move through a regular circle of joints, I'm hoping it's not in another city.
Rest of the Relax crowd isn't great with the exception of Lisa.
GT,
I was at Relax like 2 weeks ago and there was Linda so she may be babck dunno don't really care as I was sick of her bullshitting too much.
Recent good fun/relaxing times at Relax, Mercy, and Xindy.
The more things change, the more they stay the same with these places.
Have fun.
Went to eurospa on devon $69 Friday nite special Got nails done and massage No extras available.
Hit Relax on Sunday and all was good with Michelle.
MuttenChops
03-27-07, 05:26
Hey all,
I know there are plenty of AMP's in the Chicagoland, but I have no car down here and I don't feel like wasting money on cabs. Soo I'm wondering if there are any around the grant park area? Maybe relatively close to S. State street or S. Michigan Ave?
Member #2429
03-27-07, 06:48
The posting that appear on CL occasionally for Asian Massages did turn up a nice treat, however, the one that I went to had much older ladies. You will have to see the lady you called from the posting. As I walked in, I saw two other ladies, just as old as the one I called and I was thinking about asking the better looking one, but I didn't. I was willing to see how the services was with the one I called. As I was getting my massage, I heard another customer come in, quite uncomfortable, and aske to see a girl he saw sitting other than the one he must have called. I heard the lady say that he can the next time.
As for the experience with the lady I called, She was very old. I don't think that I ever had a woman that old before in my life. A first time for everything. However, her services were very good, I have had better from a younger GIRL in San Francisco, and she was very nice. The prices are standard as stated on the posting. It is worth a try if you don't mind older ladies.
MuttenChops
03-27-07, 14:38
Does anyone know of any AMP's near the south state, or South Michigan area?
I went to go to Eclipse - Asked for a massage and the girl behind the counter said "Actually we are looking for a new massage therapist" Call before you go
HappyGardener
03-27-07, 23:53
Hey all,
I know there are plenty of AMP's in the Chicagoland, but I have no car down here and I don't feel like wasting money on cabs. Soo I'm wondering if there are any around the grant park area? Maybe relatively close to S. State street or S. Michigan Ave?
Chinatown is within walking distance of the area you are talking about. Or a couple of Red Line stops away if you take CTA.
There is a massage joint on milwaukee av south of montrose called tatianas.
Anyone been there? Let me know.
There is a massage joint on milwaukee av south of montrose called tatianas.
Anyone been there? Let me know.
Tatiana's (aka Abbigal's, among others) has been around awhile and at several locations over the years. Usually, you'll get a decent-looking European girl but YMMV on the services. I've gotten anywhere from absolutely nothing to DATY, all at the same location.
Stephen6868
03-28-07, 15:09
I went to Bambbo last week. A polish girl answered the door and led me to my room. Then a latina in her late 20's came in to start the massage. on the flip i got the talk on options and i just went for a hj for .50. very good not rushed and took her time with it. might hed up there again soon. The asian fever has worn off for now.
Why not toftt on this. For someone who has been a monger for years and new to the board me thinks ye ask a little to much without sharing anything!I believe I may. I will share some more. Anyone familiar with the asian apt. by golf and elmhurst? Have been there 3x and all were satifying. Last time they had a very decent 20 y.o. Very nice time for the standard 1.6. Was not rushed showered before and after.
Hey all,
I am new here. I was in San Fran on vacation with my gf last yr and went she got a reccomendation from the front desk of the hotel to go to an AMP. It was my first massage ever, and i knew very little about the extras AMPs were willing to provide.
Since then, I have had two more massages in Chicago. Senina's turned out to be good bang for the buck (pardon the pun). the first visit there, a lot of toying but no service. Second time I asked once and she (Tanni) said 40 and it was good to go. she let me touch here anywhere while getting a hj (i am not used to the lingo here, but let me know if you can't figure it out) and did a lot of toying around on my backside, which was fine by me.
Also checked out EuroSpa. didn't have the owner, had a cute (very slightly chubby) and younger european girl named elle(?). awesome massage but no extras.
I have a lot higher level of interest in EMPs rather than AMPs. I have seen some good recs here for them, i will let you know when i try them out.
PeoplesElbow
03-29-07, 09:24
I went to Bambbo last week. A polish girl answered the door and led me to my room. Then a latina in her late 20's came in to start the massage. on the flip i got the talk on options and i just went for a hj for .50. very good not rushed and took her time with it. might hed up there again soon. The asian fever has worn off for now.
How would you rate the talent there?
I know Alex is gone. She had a 6 face but a 9 body. Butterface.
I am a long time lurker and felt it was time to report.
I have been to Bamboo several times. My first was Karen. She was a 9 on any scale, at least mine. Really expensive! $1. 5, but worth it for a very friendly HS. That was on top of the. 8 for the door. CRAZY, I know, but I would happily do it again. If I could. I was there last week and Karen no longer works there. I saw Diane. A 4 on the scale. 5 for a quick handshake, I wanted nothing more.
Over all really expensive.
Gotafly?
I had a quick question? Does anyone know a mp thats in the area os 48th and central. I wanted to check it out. but I have been seening mix reviews about them
Thank in advance
Mr Fat G
Ken Blue Eyes
04-01-07, 12:54
Recently visited Xindy and saw Lola. She's late 20's/early 30's and attractive. I had seen reports that this place is strictly legit, so I had low expectations. Received probably the most complete technical massage that I've ever had for $60 and a full hour. That included, back walking, hot towel treatments, skull and facial, finger and toe pulling, etc. etc. Excellent bodywork, if you're into that kind of thing.
Standard HR for 40 was too firm, too fast, but did the job.
Was not offered shower, table shower, or sauna, which turned out okay since the technical massage was the best part of the session. Warm moist towels are offered during different parts of the session.
She was fully clothed during entire session, and she had me draped for most of the session. A sign is posted about no pornographic type services available--Therapy massage only.
Great massage though. I'd probably repeat if in the area just to see what the next visit might bring. Other provider in the lobby was young and attractive too.
Ken
Horny Massage2
04-02-07, 00:31
I am a long time lurker and felt it was time to report.
I have been to Bamboo several times. My first was Karen. She was a 9 on any scale, at least mine. Really expensive! $1. 5, but worth it for a very friendly HS. That was on top of the. 8 for the door. CRAZY, I know, but I would happily do it again. If I could. I was there last week and Karen no longer works there. I saw Diane. A 4 on the scale. 5 for a quick handshake, I wanted nothing more.Over all really expensive.
Gotafly?Crazy is right, but its your money. Just about any amp you can get a full hour massage for 60 and a HS for 40 more thats 100 total. You paid 80 at the door and 150 on top of that??? Thats 230. What the..........?
Or you can hit an apt for 160 all in, and keep the 170 for the next week.
Dude, do yourself a favor - read the forum, get some knowledge and then go have some less expensive experiences.
The norm for a HS is only 40 - period. BJ from 60 - 80. DD
Had a nice table shower at 24th and Wentworth AMP. ( You guys know)
Had T-----, very thorough and attentive with my DNA going down the drain.
Can anyone share their time at the the same said spot and with whom?
Going to try another today and I will let you know.
Huge1
It's a self serve joint like all the rip off joints in addison. Stay away if your like your wallet. I'm curious as to where you even read it had a good review.
Had a nice table shower at 24th and Wentworth AMP. ( You guys know) Had T-----, very thorough and attentive with my DNA going down the drain. Can anyone share their time at the the same said spot and with whom? Going to try another today and I will let you know.
Huge1
Had table shower and massage with Lisa. Since it was my first time, nothing happened ... but it looked like more (HS?) was possible (on future visits) as she did massage very close to the important area. A little roaming of hands was allowed.
Went back to the above named place. Saw Monica again. Let me know if this is crazy? .8 at the door then for 1.5 got the TS with extra attention in the right spots. In the room got busy right away. BBBJ--Gave AR and DATY. My digits roamed freely to Greece and back. Then concluded with FS and Greek. This being my second visit she was comfy with me. Almost felt guilty for the price. That passed in a second. She was vocal the first time I visited insisting on 2. I only gave her 1.2 that time and did all of the above except the FS and Greek. She really enjoys a good tongue lashing and once you get her going she wants to continue with it. She has a nice body and is pleasant to look at. I enjoy the entire massage experience from TS to FS. I highly recommend her. So 2.3 for the whole enchilada. What do you think?
Went back to the above named place. Saw Monica again. Let me know if this is crazy? .8 at the door then for 1.5 got the TS with extra attention in the right spots. In the room got busy right away. BBBJ--Gave AR and DATY. My digits roamed freely to Greece and back. Then concluded with FS and Greek. This being my second visit she was comfy with me. Almost felt guilty for the price. That passed in a second. She was vocal the first time I visited insisting on 2. I only gave her 1.2 that time and did all of the above except the FS and Greek. She really enjoys a good tongue lashing and once you get her going she wants to continue with it. She has a nice body and is pleasant to look at. I enjoy the entire massage experience from TS to FS. I highly recommend her. So 2.3 for the whole enchilada. What do you think?Yeah first visit sounds about right price wise. Monica is one of the best there. Best table shower for sure and most accomedating. Glad to know she is still there.
SpokenOne69
04-05-07, 14:28
Visited a Chinese apartment in the near north area. Parking hard to find. Attendants name was Andra. 5' 1" 107 lbs nice enhanced breasts. Very good massage and got all that I wanted. Said she likes American men (who doesnt) and my smooth skin (? ). But, she acted liked it and I got my money's worth. Stayed for 80 minutes. That makes up for the times when I have been rushed elsewhere. Claims she's leaving 4/11 and return 4/20.
I would repeat for the $. 60. I gave her an extra. 20 for the 10 minute facial massage.
She is easy to find in the reader. Look for a Chinese heading
P.S. She has a very unusual way of dis mounting after a doggie finish. Very limber!
Had a college student, american, brown hair, nice to look at, but got nothing what so ever. not even at the TS, not even a glimmer of hope. however, saw a SMOKING hot short, black haired, huge tatas european girl working there that i would have certainly enjoyed the company of.
The place has no locks, not even doors, so i am wondering whether you can get anything there. might be my last time.
PussyPoker
04-05-07, 20:53
I have been there many times. I always had T----. Sat. I had Lisa and it was very strange finish to the massage. But everyone was happy.
Coloradoguy
04-06-07, 01:03
I drove past a place called the Higgins Spa late Sun. Afternoon. It's on Higgins west of O'hare. Anyone every used it? Reports appreciated.
Strange finish?
I have been there many times. I always had T----. Sat. I had Lisa and it was very strange finish to the massage. But everyone was happy.
I live in Toledo and go to an Oriental massage parlor about every other week. The place is clean, friendly, and private and the girls are mostly cute. They always offer FS and it costs around 1. 8 with the tip and entry fee included.
I have been going through this forum for hours and have yet to find a similar place in Chicago. I am taking a trip there soon for a few days and will eventually relocate there.
It doesn't have to be the exact same type of thing, but what would be your recommendations of where I should look first. I promise I will report back on the forum of my experiences while I am there.
Thanks In Advance!
Farwest Burbs
04-07-07, 05:58
I visited 24 & Wentworth last week. My first time, so Yung gave me a tour of the place, which is the cleanest MP I’ve ever been in.
He introduced me to May, who gave me a TS and finished it off by massaging me with milk.. (She warned me ahead of time it would be cold) May is a cute girl who says she’s 30. I would have guessed very low 20’s. I asked whether she could take off her shirt, and she gave me a wide-eyed innocent look and said “Oh no”, smiled at me and continued the TS.
Nancy did the massage, one of the most teasing I’ve ever experienced. When I asked about extras, she said she couldn’t take off any clothes. She did allow my hands to roam everywhere, but only through her clothes. I managed to get one hand under her shirt and unhooked her bra. She instantly stopped the massage, re-hooked her bra, and resumed the massage. She didn’t say a word, but I got the message, and stopped trying.
So I left, horny as hell (Nancy DOES know how to tease).
I intend to go back, and hope that there will be some extras available to a returning customer. (Yung gave me a $10 coupon for my next visit.)
George W. Bush
04-07-07, 11:31
Anybody have any experience with a place called Absolute on Milwaukee, next to the Portage Park theater? I was driving through the city and noticed it yesterday. PM if needed-I'll happily TOFTT if there's a chance of anything there.
HappyGardener
04-07-07, 13:36
I live in Toledo and go to an Oriental massage parlor about every other week. The place is clean, friendly, and private and the girls are mostly cute. They always offer FS and it costs around 1. 8 with the tip and entry fee included.
I have been going through this forum for hours and have yet to find a similar place in Chicago. I am taking a trip there soon for a few days and will eventually relocate there.
It doesn't have to be the exact same type of thing, but what would be your recommendations of where I should look first. I promise I will report back on the forum of my experiences while I am there.
Thanks In Advance!
I have been to that place in Toledo.
Can't find a place like that Toledo amp because that kind of stuff doesn't happen here.
Welcome to Chicago!
Seven--She used to work at Green Spa.
Anyone know or remember her? Tall, lean and beautiful.
She was there a short while and then was gone.
Either she went when the place closed, or left shortly before the place closed.
She was young and pure heat and I had big fun with her.
Anyone know if she is still around?
The other one is Anna/Joanne from L'ville spas.
Met her first at VIP on Milwaukee and then she worked at Cozy, 21, Pine, MVP a short while. She hated the business, but she was very good to me. She gave me her # and would tell me where she was that day/week and then one day I called her and the # was no longer in service.
Is she still around?
Let me know if you are familiar with their whereabouts if you can or so desire.
That is the problem with the Asian babes, here today, gone tomorrow without a trace.
Thanks
HUGE1
Past Tense
04-07-07, 23:44
First off, It's not my intension to start a heated discussion on credibility but I feel I must point out a couple of things...
If you aren't from the Chicago area you might not be aware that LE takes an inordinate interest in victimless crimes here and any type of FS or other sexual services at a massage parlor are deemed as clearly illegal. This sets up an interesting dynamic for hobbyists in that even if we want to share info, we are necessarily cautious since no one wants to see a girl providing excellent service get busted for her humanitarian efforts.
Add to that the fact that you don't have any posts on this board other than the two that you posted in the last couple of days. If I had a suspicious nature I might think that you were yourself LE, but that would be a silly wouldn't it?
So I'm asking myself why someone with no posts in his home area would drop a line to our local group and expect to receive info that when read by the wrong people (and it is pretty well established that some of the wrong people monitor this board) would result in grief for some of our friends. You can see my dilemma can't you?
Not trying to be a D!ck, but I'm thinking you're not going to get too much help here.
- pt
Thank You Happy Gardener and Past Tense for the excellent feedback on the Chicago AMP scene.
First off Past Tense I am not LE. My lack of posts in this forum is because here in Toledo theres not usually much to to report, its the same old businesses as usual, and good ones at that. Also we have a more discreet forum only for those of us in here in Toledo.
I am sorely disappointed in your city's LE policy (soon to be my city too) and will vote against any bastard politician who supports such strict enforcement of it. I guess I will be making a monthly trip to Toledo then to have my needs met. Hey, its only 4 and a half hours drive.
If I do find what I am looking for in Chicago I will not report it on this forum because like you said Past Tense "the wrong people might be reading". Kind of defeates the purpose of have a forum like this though.
Hi,
Please help me. I am looking for fun at AMP. but i am afraid of police busts. I am not citizen of this country. I follow Chicago After Dark magazine. Whatever given number I call, they end up in voice mail. what kind of message should I leave? do we have to give our number?
Can any one help me how to work out a well planned hobby?? I am really worried abt police? How often they raid? any specific timings? If caught, I heard that "johns" if not a citizen will be deported back to their country.
Please help
Hi,
Please help me. I am looking for fun at AMP. But I am afraid of police busts. I am not citizen of this country. I follow Chicago After Dark magazine. Whatever given number I call, they end up in voice mail. What kind of message should I leave? Do we have to give our number?
Can any one help me how to work out a well planned hobby? I am really worried abt police? How often they raid? Any specific timings? If caught, I heard that "johns" if not a citizen will be deported back to their country.
Please help how to tackle.
This year so far I have been to many places and got great service.
I will share with those that wish to share with me, but only those who can put together more than one or two words together for info.
Bridgeport and Chinatown are where I go for most of this "Therapy".
Listed are the places that I can give info about an d I have listed them in an abbreviated form. Those who are true mongers will know where I am talking about about.
If you do not give me info about a certain place, forget about me sharing with you.
This board is dead as far as I see. However I am a team player and would love to share info for info on a regular basis, but I will only share with those who can give any info past a word or two.
X---- Always a good time
R---- M------ a-- S---- every girl there is good
A---- fun fun fun
S----- 7-8 girls, all fun and willing to give you service. Table shower. That should be enough info. HJ and more available . More to follow with you if you want info for info.
B------ new place great massage and fun.
R--- S-- get to know them and good times ahead.
Q and Q-- No need to tell a true monger about them.
M---- A------------good secret, hidden jewel.
Y-----R--- gooooood
B and B---- no need to explain
Beauty Shop on CL--I love Suzie
Silk- Closed.
Don't bother to ask for info if you don't give me any info first.
A few of the guys I have traded with, have been great, but most want info without any reciprocation. Sorry, no more.
Now Tomorrow in the A.M I am off to bang my Asian babe that most on here would love to know about, but I keep as private stock even tho she tells me that she has one other. Chinese guy. Cant blame her as she cant speak good English.
I just dont care as the pussy is just to good to give up, And she does not really like Chinese guys, or so she says, but he buys her expensive things and I dont. He pays for the pussy and I bang her. I love this situation.
Info for Info mongers.
PittPanther
04-09-07, 11:04
I am a Sr Member, but I moved from Chi last year. Still travel to the city pretty frequently, so I stay plugged in.
I notice over the last few week, more and more posts related to FEAR! Fear of posting any details, fear of your favorite girl getting busted, fear of giving newbies any help until they have x number of posts...
The cops are winning. They have some of us running scared, afraid of our shadows. Which is EXACTLY the response the police want form us. They don't have the time or manpower to go after every post on these boards, so they make 1 bust, publicize it highly, drop the words "craigslist" or "internet" to a sympathetic reporter looking for any kind of angle, and here we are.
Please don't let this board die off. Post without fear.
I now live in Jackson, MS. Come over and visit that board to see what happens when the police really try to clean up a town. City of 200,000, metro area of (probably) 400,000. ONE raggedy massage parlor with older fat women. Strip clubs with no touching and no extras. The forum gets maybe one post every week or 2, with no new information. Guys forced to drive over a hundred miles for any kind of play (to Memphis or Hattiesburg), unless you're looking for crack-addicted streetwalkers. Fffing Hattiesburg has AMPs, but not Jackson! Amazing...
Anyway, here's my OBReport:
Last time in Chi, about a month ago, saw Brandy in the south loop. This was my second time seeing her, and all the previous posts on her are still correct. She has gotten thinner and more "ripped" since the last time I saw her (late summer last year). Still gives an excellent massage, and lots of teasing throughout. Her finishing technique is one of the best I have ever had. You will NOT be able to hold back, and may be surprised at how quickly you finish!
Albios Bomboy
04-09-07, 18:23
Hi everybody,
I am new to this forum. Watch out for this space as I will give an update on a con-woman from Chicago!
Tiger Jack
04-10-07, 03:35
Had a college student, american, brown hair, nice to look at, but got nothing what so ever. not even at the TS, not even a glimmer of hope. however, saw a SMOKING hot short, black haired, huge tatas european girl working there that i would have certainly enjoyed the company of.
The place has no locks, not even doors, so i am wondering whether you can get anything there. might be my last time.Been to Lisunia's many times, and have always got a TS and HJ. You need to ask for a VIP massage when you 'book your appointment' and that includes a HJ. I have paid .9$ at the door + tips (.3$). The last time I had Maggie who asked me additional $.3 for topless massage.
Hi everybody,
I am new to this forum. Watch out for this space as I will give an update on a con-woman from Chicago!
Hey, watch this space, as I will respond with a great comment when you do actually post...
Orangecrush
04-10-07, 12:31
Hey, watch this space, as I will respond with a great comment when you do actually post...
And I will reply with a sarcastic comment once you do!
Visited Nicole from Eros.com. typical asian apartment. A real sweetheart. Nice bolt ons, smooth, soft skin, very lite skinned for someone from Bangkok. Great little pussy. And guess what , picture is accurate!!
saa wa dee.
Illegal Alien
04-10-07, 16:26
I will be watching this space to see samaRy's comment and orangecrush sarcasim after Albios Bomboy post his comments.
Member #3148
04-11-07, 07:11
I was recently at the Bulls game and when walking back to my car I saw the backend of the building that housed Elite Private Club. I know that years have passed since it closed but does anyone have any info on Tina. I did see her at her place off of the Kennedy after she left Elite. But after awhile I had no contact with her. Just wondering if she is still around.
Just got back from an Apt near the Kennedy. Tried Pam she is new to town. Just 2 weeks in from Boston. Picture matches body. Standard rate; so-so massage; excellent finish. PM for particulars.
Can somebody confirm whether a CPD bust happened yesterday at AJ salon on archer?
Can somebody confirm whether a CPD bust happened yesterday at AJ salon on archer?No nothing happened. Business as usual.
Cece still there. Tried the Puerto Rican girl. OK face. Fun. Not heavy like the girls who have been there in the past. All in all a good value for the money.
There is also a young Mexican girl named Jennifer that is back working there. I thkn she was there last fall for awhile.
MuttenChops
04-13-07, 19:35
Any sw's in the south loop towards like S. Wabash or Canal or Roosevelt?
MuttenChops
04-14-07, 14:28
My bad. Wrong section.
I am not sure the name of this place, but here's the low down. They tell you they have a couple of 24 and 25 yr old polish women working there, and if they are, that's not who I had. I had a big old polish woman. She was nice but fugly. The good part was, she didn't require payment for extras (she didn't even ask to shake hands). She just said to leave a tip if I wanted.
Overall, the massage was ok, the hs was definitely good, but don't go there for a pretty face and if someone does, let me know who that pretty face is!
I am no longer in the hobby but if I see something interesting I still feel I should share with the group. I was driving in my neighborhood and on Division/Rockwell I saw a place that looks suspiciously like an mp though I couldn't really tell, the curtains over every square inch of window in the place just kind of gave off that vibe. If someone decides to TOFT and it is good you can thank me later.
PeoplesElbow
04-16-07, 19:26
I am no longer in the hobby but if I see something interesting I still feel I should share with the group. I was driving in my neighborhood and on Division/Rockwell I saw a place that looks suspiciously like an mp though I couldn't really tell, the curtains over every square inch of window in the place just kind of gave off that vibe. If someone decides to TOFT and it is good you can thank me later.
Thanks for sharing and providing us with the worst post of 2007 so far.
Last week, I visited this place and a young, part-time girl gave me massage. . There was one guest about to leave that time, and look like a professor. Massage is so so, because I just want to relax and ask her not hurt me like another elephant therapist there. She is short, slim and has nice attitude. But I just so confused why she wore so many clothes. I thought she should only wear one silk underwear. 0.5 is reasonable if she can give me extra. Totally upset, she even didn't stay on my little brother.
My feeling is: there are just few AMPs in Chitown, also means no competition among them. I'd like to other individual AMPs to save my money and get great time.
Illegal Alien
04-17-07, 04:37
I came across this report about lation residential brothels (Bordello). This shows how they work and their structure.
Open or closed system/clientele --> Most are closed systems for first generation Latino males who recently immigrated to the US. LRBs are a heterogeneous network where some women are trafficked while others are not. There are some open systems, although infrequent, and they charge higher prices.
Location/setting --> Exist wherever there are large concentrations of Latino males. They are frequently found in both urban and agricultural settings where conditions are more brutal for the women.
Clientele --> First generation Latino males who are day laborers, construction workers, agricultural workers, and factory workers.
Business legitimacy--> None. These are not legitimate businesses, but are illegal, makeshift, and residential-run operations.
Advertising mechanism --> Use of false business cards that front as legitimate businesses such as flower shops or other services. The cards are distributed daily at labor pick-up locations and at fast food restaurants. The cards are only given to Latino men. Word of mouth is also heavily used among the men. Some open systems LRBs advertise in newspapers.
Common names --> Not legitimate businesses and therefore there are no common names
Management --> Very little is known about management other than men appear to collect money from johns and provide security for the brothel. LRBs seem to be retail run where one person may own more than one brothel.
Support structure --> Very is little is known. It is estimated that there is a significant support structure due to the elaborate transportation networks that shuttle the women nationwide. Latino street gangs (e.g. MS13) are also starting to become involved with the brothel business.
Condom use/disposal --> Standard use of condom is unknown. Most men probably force women to have sex without a condom.
Level of hygiene --> LRB conditions are notoriously less sanitary than other types of brothels because they are the most makeshift and ad hoc. They are reputed to be terrible, unsanitary, cramped and unhygienic. LRBs are more prone to heavier levels of violence and drinking.
Room set-up --> The bedrooms are small and cramped. They usually have mattresses on the floor and a night stand. The stand usually has paper towels, condoms and rubbing alcohol on it. The rooms can be in small apartments, small residential homes or trailers.
Characteristics of victims --> Over 80% are from Mexico and the other 20% from Central and South America. The women’s ages range from 15 to 30 years old. Most came to the US to make money for their families, thinking they would have legitimate jobs (e.g. maid). Most of the women suffer from trauma, hopelessness, self-loathing, isolation, physical and emotional abuse and pain.
Pricing structure --> Pricing structure is more like a fast food restaurant where more money is made by quantity and fast service. The standard price is $30 for 15 minutes. The customers can also pay more for extra services and are even permitted refunds if they did not like the woman. The women serve higher volumes of men in an average day, which can range between 15-30 men a day. The women can make up to $2500 a week, but they often do not get all the money they have made.
Average number of women --> There is usually between 2-3 women who live and stay at the brothel at a time. If there were more women, the volume would be too high and it would become too obvious. By limiting the number of women, the flow of johns is also limited.
How the sex act works --> Customers pay upfront and are issued a poker chip or playing card as a ticket to hand to the women. The women collect the chips or cards as a tally of how many men they had services. They then turn them in at the end of the day or week to get paid.
Security and surveillance --> Security is extremely high. Two way radios are used to communicate between inside security the brothel with outside surveillance. Johns may be made to walk in certain ambiguous routes to unpredictably approach the brothel.
How trafficking works --> Some women are abducted and trafficked while others were promised good jobs. Some women were directly trafficked while others had entered the US on their own. The women are never told how much debt they have paid back so they have no idea. They also face a lot of pressure to perform and often lack other work options.
Control mechanism --> Every aspect of the women is controlled through physical and psychological abuse. The women do not have freedom of movement and are isolated in the brothels until they are relocated to other brothels. The brothels are almost always controlled by men. Almost all other operations are controlled by men, but there are women henchmen like “bottoms” or “second in charge.” Bottoms travel with women from city to city to maintain control over the women.
I am no longer in the hobby but if I see something interesting I still feel I should share with the group. I was driving in my neighborhood and on Division/Rockwell I saw a place that looks suspiciously like an mp though I couldn't really tell, the curtains over every square inch of window in the place just kind of gave off that vibe. If someone decides to TOFT and it is good you can thank me later.
Yeah, I'll go knocking on every door in that area and see...
2nd nomination for worst post of 2007
Goat Trotter
04-20-07, 00:42
Went there a few days ago. Another one called Alissa? was there. Can't think straight when my blood is somewhere else. Negotiation was a hassle because she speaks little English. Cute face, but on the plump side. Overall 6/10
Better than Jennifer by far....
PS: they need to stop using that oil that feels like my polly was dipped in mouthwash. Cool burns!
No nothing happened. Business as usual.
Cece still there. Tried the Puerto Rican girl. OK face. Fun. Not heavy like the girls who have been there in the past. All in all a good value for the money.
There is also a young Mexican girl named Jennifer that is back working there. I thkn she was there last fall for awhile.
Does anybody remember theses DD?
I will give a hint:
--Obviously she works in a massage parlor but currently on vacation.
--Before starting any extras she used to ask "What do you want?"
Enjoy the photos!
Went there a few days ago. Another one called Alissa? was there.Her name is Alexa. She used to work there last summer. Her English IS poor.
Thanks for the tip.
These DD's has to be Jessica from AJ salon.
I miss her booby job!!
Jessica always reminds me of a joke.
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.
His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies...
"Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea"
So what say the friends, flip her over.
"Well, she also has diarrhea" the guy says.
"Yuck, but what about her mouth." The friends chime in.
"Halitosis" the man says.
"Damn, Why would you stay with her?" The friends say.
"Well," the guy replies "She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish."
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Illegal Alien
04-20-07, 16:50
Johnabc,
You should be deported for asking such a silly question.
Illegal Alien
04-20-07, 16:57
Mishima how do you know that the guest was a professor? Did you took his class? Maybe the girl thought you are a professor so she did not stay on "your little brother".
Last week, I visited this place and a young, part-time girl gave me massage. . There was one guest about to leave that time, and look like a professor. Massage is so so, because I just want to relax and ask her not hurt me like another elephant therapist there. She is short, slim and has nice attitude. But I just so confused why she wore so many clothes. I thought she should only wear one silk underwear. 0.5 is reasonable if she can give me extra. Totally upset, she even didn't stay on my little brother.
My feeling is: there are just few AMPs in Chitown, also means no competition among them. I'd like to other individual AMPs to save my money and get great time.
Goat Trotter
04-20-07, 20:23
Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!
Her name is Alexa. She used to work there last summer. Her English IS poor.
Thanks for the tip.
Snowmadics
04-21-07, 04:10
I went to the Crystal Health Spa in Matteson since it opened back up and got nothing but a great massage!
Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!Actually no, the buzzer has always been there. But with Joyce no longer working there, there is no one to sit at the front desk. The Latina girls are either working or watching TV.
And yes I was going to guess that those were Jessicas boobs. I remember those big aerolas. She still is there from time to time. But I think just to open up or sit at the desk.
And I asked about the "Bust". They have not been busted. That traffic aide was killed in front of their place the other day which may have accounted for a lot of police cars in front of their place
They did not got busted. The owner has connections with the chitown mafia, aldermans and knows people in CPD. He has cops as customers too!! so don't worry and enjoy. Though their name is "AJ hair salon" they work more like an hispanic and asian apartments offering full service for $1.6.
As for the buzzer just give them a call and go. This way you don't look foolish standing outside.
Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!
Zo Sun You are absolutely right she is Jessica from AJ salon. Big Aerolas and "what do you want?" question.
No if you know her well she will work out with you. I took these pictures and other videos of her recently when she was there in january. She is coming back. She has to. I want those DD's with big aerolas giving BJ to my "Willy".
In the meantime play safe and enjoy!
Actually no, the buzzer has always been there. But with Joyce no longer working there, there is no one to sit at the front desk. The Latina girls are either working or watching TV.
And yes I was going to guess that those were Jessicas boobs. I remember those big aerolas. She still is there from time to time. But I think just to open up or sit at the desk.
And I asked about the "Bust". They have not been busted. That traffic aide was killed in front of their place the other day which may have accounted for a lot of police cars in front of their place
HappyGardener
04-21-07, 23:54
I drove past a place I had never noticed before. Ocean Air Spa on 5816 N. lincoln Ave. It is on the 2nd floor above a Korean glass and mirror buisness.
Sorry about the poor quiality of the pics. Best my little camera phone could do in the dark.
Goat Trotter
04-22-07, 14:52
Also visited Brandy a few days ago. She's really nice, gave me a discount because there was a muck up with my original appt.
I think someone said she was ripped, I think that was an understatement. She's cut to the bone. Thought it was going to be hard massage but she was very gentle.
Not sure if it's worth the price though.
Love her bathroom =) If you've ever seen it.
Also visited Brandy a few days ago. She's really nice, gave me a discount because there was a muck up with my original appt.
I think someone said she was ripped, I think that was an understatement. She's cut to the bone. Thought it was going to be hard massage but she was very gentle.
Not sure if it's worth the price though.
Love her bathroom =) If you've ever seen it.Glad to see I am not the only one keeping these places in business. As dead as this board is, I thought I was the only one keeping the doors open in various places.
On a side note--I hear the girls at 24th and Wentworth have been told to tell the customers not to put anything on the internet about the "massage and/or table shower".
Hell, as usual, I will tell if you want to share. But only if you share info with me.
Snowmadics, did you lose your way around? This is Chicago Massage Parlor reviews, not Matteson! wake up.
I went to the Crystal Health Spa in Matteson since it opened back up and got nothing but a great massage!
Goat Trotter
04-24-07, 00:54
Oh that reminds me I went to this place on N Ashland. Turned out to be Rose, I should have done my research first. Saw the damn thing on CL without the name and jumped on it. Serves me right.
Zip. nada. Chick was trying to give me scares about a camera in the room and that she was told by the boss not to mess around with the customers... blah blah.
Sweet chicks but nothing has changed from previous posts. They give a $10 discount but that doesn't matter much.
PS: yeah I went broke last week with all these visits and frustrations.
Hi,
I just moved to Chicago from Benton Harbor, Michigan.
Can anybody help me out with some good hispanic massage parlors.
Snowmadics, did you lose your way around? This is Chicago Massage Parlor reviews, not Matteson! wake up.
Snow, thank you for the update on a *massage parlor* in the *massage parlor* section. And Kutty - get more than 5 posts under your belt before you start crapping on other posters, who post good and valuable info.
Bend It
Illegal Alien
04-25-07, 08:24
So Johnabc you don't have to be a "John" to get deported. An identification fraud can also lead you to deportation. This also applies to the girls working in the massage parlors who don't have proper legal documents.
Read the below articles
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/356408,CST-NWS-RAID25.article
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-0704240776apr25,1,2506198.story?coll=chi-news-hed
so in the meantime have fun and be safe! Don't get caught.
Hi,
Please help me. I am looking for fun at AMP. But I am afraid of police busts. I am not citizen of this country. I follow Chicago After Dark magazine. Whatever given number I call, they end up in voice mail. What kind of message should I leave? Do we have to give our number?
Can any one help me how to work out a well planned hobby? I am really worried abt police? How often they raid? Any specific timings? If caught, I heard that "johns" if not a citizen will be deported back to their country.
Please help how to tackle.
Nice place. Advertises "table shower" on the window. I saw Julie/Julia. Heavy and a little round for my taste. Got good service with little hassle.
.75 door with a .60 tip for a proper HS with roaming hands. All in all good service.
Gotafly
A few years back there are one 30+ something Korean lady was fun to play. Ever since it have been a sliding way-way down. I was giving it a try from time to time and my last visit was 2 months ago? It was scary to see who open the door! Two old Korean women working there "50+" in age. I inquire about anybody else is working and they said "no come back"
Unless you are near the neighborhood please drop in and let us know anything changes! Otherwise I will stay away from them! It is a bit tough to look for AMP in the southern suburbs.
SpokenOne69
04-25-07, 15:09
I visited my "new" favourite Chinese apt. Saw Andra (Andrea? ). What an experience. Afterwards she even fed me some soup that she was cooking. Then after a short snack, she gave me a facial/scalp massage. Guess she liked me!
I would go back just for the massage. Claims she was trained somewhere in China. I know I know, China is a big country. But, I could not understand the city.
Andra is mid 30's small, petite woman. Nice fake rack. A few tatoos. Excellent massage technique. One of the best in Chinese apt circles. Cost was the usual apt donation. Near North loop location
Don't let this one get busted, boys.
PM's from all but Senior members will be ignored.
Roberto Reyes
04-25-07, 18:17
Hi eliseo
If you stay near southwest side of Chicago then I know a hispanic apartment near 26th and kedzie. PM for details.
Hi,
I just moved to Chicago from Benton Harbor, Michigan.
Can anybody help me out with some good hispanic massage parlors.
SpokenOne69
04-26-07, 11:11
You are correct about the scent. But, that's mostly the Koreans that cook that odorous food. But, it's not bad tasting.
This soup did not have an odor. Come to think of it, it did resemble a slaughtered poodle!
She kept talking about some type of Chinese bird that the broth is made from. Chickens or birds - they are all the same to me
Who remembers the apt on 29th with the little poodle
Cream of Poodle suop, that is hilarious. I just fell off my chair laughing!
You are braver than me. I have smelled some of that shit these amps have cooked. Are you sure it wasn't Cream of Poodle soup? LOL
HappyGardener
04-26-07, 14:00
Jeez, I must be the weird one. I have eaten food with so many AMP girls I have lost track. I remember going to one in the Detroit area, back in the mid 80s, where the girl was cooking dinner when I got there and offered me some. She was a little freaked because she told me she wasn't supposed to be cooking in the building.
When I was at one in Chinatown last winter it was about 5pm and the girls were steaming pot stickers and dumplings. They offered some right away when I told them it smelled good. Guess part of it is that I like real Chinese food and eat a lot of it.
Jeez, I must be the weird one. I have eaten food with so many AMP girls I have lost track. ... Guess part of it is that I like real Chinese food and eat a lot of it.
HG, I am with you on this one... I have had numerous meals with the ladies over the years... usually early evening... since they usually live there, they cook there...
Tied Brady this past weekend and wow what a bathroom. The towels where the softest anywhere. Great massage and scrub but a bit expensive. All was good and I would repeat when I get my next bonus.
MikeHuntSweat
04-26-07, 20:18
Who remembers the post a few years ago from one of the suburban
apts. while the monger was banging her from behind he thought she was getting into it, then she started spewing Kimchee all over the bed. I think he said she
passed out for a bit. Scared the shit out of him. Classic post. MHS
HG, I am with you on this one... I have had numerous meals with the ladies over the years... usually early evening... since they usually live there, they cook there...
When on motorcycle trips, I use to stop at Garden Spa out in Port Byron, over near Iowa. Not only got meals, I use to spend the night there. Older lady, Candy, was very nice to me. I use to bang the other lady, Lee. Had both of them giving me a hj one time. I really miss them. It closed 2 years ago and lost track of them. Barney
Who remembers the post a few years ago from one of the suburban
apts. while the monger was banging her from behind he thought she was getting into it, then she started spewing Kimchee all over the bed. I think he said she
passed out for a bit. Scared the shit out of him. Classic post. MHS
I suppose if I go to a White Trash Trailer (WTT) for a massage I could stick around for some Mac/Cheese/Spam that would be sure to be simmering on the hot-plate. Blowing chunks of a different color no doubt.
Musei,
Would a WTT be the american equivalent to an apt?
Do these things really exist?
PeoplesElbow
04-27-07, 08:42
My story is of an apartment in a very nice area between San Francisco and San Jose. The RA was a thin, hot Korean who was not into the session. Nevertheless, I was at full attention when an overwhelming stench filled the place. It smelled like death and I went soft. It was Kimchee and I had to get the hell out of there.
So much for culture shock.
Musei,
Would a WTT be the american equivalent to an apt?
Do these things really exist?
Expect to pay more for a Double-Wide (DW) -- I am sure there are 101 uses for sliced balognia but if she is a creative you will be lucky to be at the receiving end for the 102nd use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Ef3qqrGmk
I LUV eating at the AMP's:
1) Thai
2) Japanese
3) Korean
Jeez, I must be the weird one. I have eaten food with so many AMP girls I have lost track. I remember going to one in the Detroit area, back in the mid 80s, where the girl was cooking dinner when I got there and offered me some. She was a little freaked because she told me she wasn't supposed to be cooking in the building.
When I was at one in Chinatown last winter it was about 5pm and the girls were steaming pot stickers and dumplings. They offered some right away when I told them it smelled good. Guess part of it is that I like real Chinese food and eat a lot of it.
This could happen to you!
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1275&fr=yvmtf
BadAz Mofo
04-30-07, 09:50
HG, I am with you on this one... I have had numerous meals with the ladies over the years... usually early evening... since they usually live there, they cook there...
I assumed that the offering of food was normal. Over the years, I've been offered food at amps in San Fran, Rockford and Chicago. The most recent was at Pine Spa in Libertyville a few months ago.
I would usually stop by in the early afternoon so I guess I was catching them after the lunch time rush.
This could happen to you!
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1275&fr=yvmtf
Nasty, and not what I was expecting...
1-773-202-9788 or 1-708-287-1413
Exit west Irving Park ave from I-90/94,
after 10 blocks turn right to 4054 Milwaukee.
Ayala Anamaria
05-01-07, 06:42
Thanks Roberto Reyes for the info.
Been to the hispanic apartment near 26th and kedzie. Great place with lot of variety!
Hi eliseo
If you stay near southwest side of Chicago then I know a hispanic apartment near 26th and kedzie. PM for details.
Ray Ray 98
05-01-07, 21:14
Oye Roberto, check your PMs.
Hi eliseo
If you stay near southwest side of Chicago then I know a hispanic apartment near 26th and kedzie. PM for details.
Can anyone recommend a good AMP in the suburbs? Coming in town next week on business.
Can anyone recommend a good AMP in the suburbs? Coming in town next week on business.
Glad to help, but suburbs is a huge word. What suburbs are you going to be near?
Member #5481
05-02-07, 13:54
I was heading down to Chinatown yesterday to finally check out a Donnie D2 suggestion. The traffic from the immigration march was a nightmare and I had an appointment on North Ashland coming up so I headed that way to see what I could find.
I came across Rose Spa and although I knew I had seen something about it I could not remember if it was good or bad. Having an hour to kill I went in anyway.
Massuese was Angie or An Jee or similar. She was average looking and started straight away with the towel over me. Before I had a chance to remove the towel she just whipped it off so I naturally thought that things were progressing towards a happy finish.
Her light touch and fingernails scraping the boys were also good indicators. I turned over thinking that all was well and then she covered me up again. She started with the massage, again coming close to the target zone so I slipped off the towel. Here is where it all went downhill. I tried every trick and negotiation tool from 20 plus years of doing this but was shot down.
I have not looked back thru the forum yet but I am guessing that the previous reports about this place were not good. I guess it is possible that more may be available with more visits but I will not be making them. Massage itself was pretty good but that is only half of the reason for our visits.
Tee
PussyPoker
05-02-07, 18:14
I went to Absolute on sat. nite. I thought that I had seen one of the girls that was walking around. I was right, she is Wendy from senina. Sauna was not working yet. No shower offered but very big massage rooms. Walls are so thin you can hear everything. Good massage no finish. She said that they were new.
Like "Tee Time", I just stumbled on Rose Spa on n. Ashland while driving back from an abortive to trip to AJ Salon (where the selection was altogether unappealing). I decided to give Rose a try. I was a bit rushed and said that I'd have to go for the 1/2 hr. @ .45--the matron said that I could come back later in the day and pick up the second 1/2 hr. for .2 (an hr. goes for $65, normally), and that's what I did. So I got two wonderfully sensual massages from Angel (tall Chinese girl), enough to make me ache for a happy finish. But no offer of extras, not even when prodded. Any chance a second visit might yield better results in terms of the finish?
Fork Please
05-03-07, 00:01
Guys,
Keep in mind, Rose Spa is directly across the street from Wells High School. The 13th District CPD is a couple of blocks directly to the West on Wood street.
Wells High school has a fairly substantial gang problem and there are CPD police cameras on the lightpoles directly (straight shot) across the street from Rose spa. Look for the blue blinkers, boyzz. You could probably hit those camera boxes with a jizzbomb if you were manly and aiming.
I've scoped this place and I won't go near it, the location gives me the creeps.
Though, I'm always of the opinion that if it's an AMP then there are goodies available at some turn.
Take care.
Any one know of any AMP's or Apt.'s in the south suburbs?
Goat Trotter
05-03-07, 20:08
Tut tut you guys don't read my posts and learn from my mistakes? =)
I've tried a couple of times with the same person even though "next time" was promised. Just got a bunch of bull each time... need a sticky thread with that one struck off the list.
Jeez, I must be the weird one. I have eaten food with so many AMP girls I have lost track. I remember going to one in the Detroit area, back in the mid 80s, where the girl was cooking dinner when I got there and offered me some. She was a little freaked because she told me she wasn't supposed to be cooking in the building. I've been fed Kimchee twice. Once I was asked to hang around for a while so I ordered pizza. Ate with the girls while some of them worked on customers. Things are better when mamasan trusts you enough to let you hang around.
Ray Ray 98
05-04-07, 14:47
OK, I'm calling bullshit on this guy. Only one post? He doesn't check his PMs and then some guy with his first post comes up and thanks him for the info?
Hi eliseo
If you stay near southwest side of Chicago then I know a hispanic apartment near 26th and kedzie. PM for details.
Great White
05-04-07, 20:47
On my way down to the airport I stopped in Evanston around Dempster to see what was popping. It was an AMP so I figured the worst would be a decent massage. Buzzed in and a woman in her 40s asked the norm of being there before, I said yes and then was asked how long ago. I said a year or so, the problem was I am not sure it was around for a year or so. Oh well. Standard house fee and off to the shower. What! ? A standup shower? No table? She knew I was never there before when she saw my surprise that there was no table. Standard sauna afterwards and then back to the room. Massage was great, but on the flip it was limited to HJ. When asking for what else is available she mentioned it was her first day and did not see any condoms anywhere in the back. Overall, the place was empty (nice) but the massage was good, but not sure if I would return for fear of similar results in the end. Hope this helps.
Snowmadics
05-05-07, 03:57
Went to Seoul spa. paid .8 for a great massage. No extras. Door open and camera in the room. Did get a brushes on the boys but no happy ending.
Stumbled upon this spa located on n. Ashland just s. of Pierce, w. side of st. Not bad looking Chinese girl ("Amy"-late 20s-modest command of Americano), offered 1/2hr. massage x .45.
Massage okay, lights dim,no questions asked: she grabs my hand and moves it to her perky breasts > happy ending (+.3). Claims to have 2 other colleagues.
$75 total? Thats it?
Stumbled upon this spa located on n. Ashland just s. of Pierce, w. side of st. Not bad looking Chinese girl ("Amy"-late 20s-modest command of Americano), offered 1/2hr. massage x .45.
Massage okay, lights dim,no questions asked: she grabs my hand and moves it to her perky breasts > happy ending (+.3). Claims to have 2 other colleagues.
$75 total? Thats it?
Yep--though I think "Amy" would have preferred an additional sawbuck. Similar rates available at Victoria's on Lawrence. As I recall, it would have been $65 for the hour (+ tip, obviously).
Anyone have any luck there? I didnt, but i kind of knew I wouldnt even before I went. After looking at the Pros and Cons, off I went hopeing for the best...
Pros Cons
Saw there ad on Cl... Ad is under Therapeutic.
Saw ad on ********... No Con to This.
They offer 4hand TS w\out Again no Con.
paying for a massage...
They have pics of there rooms Everything is all newly redone and looks
and Ts in most ads... to upscale to offer any fun.
Price for 2hand\4hand Ts is
only 20\40 and last 15\30 min Nothing wrong with this.
Line up of 8 girls to pick from All but 1 where over 40 and showed it.
that night...
Other places near to hit if this Parking S U C K S!!!!
turned out to be lame...
I didnt know all the above Pros and\or Cons going into the night, but I did know the price was right, location was right, and at worst I would drop under $50 and get to take another place off the list and out of my head.
Best part is the whole time durning the TS she was eather washing my back door( Felt Great) or washing and rubing my cock, and then turned me down for a HJ!!!!
She didnt even give me a spech about "next time" or "extras only for people who pay for a massage", eathr or would have made sence to me, but nothing.
In fact she looked shy and surprised after I asked and after she was stroking my cock half the time she was washing me.
Anyone have a story on this place.
I see I cant put the other web site, thats fine I understand.
If anybody wants it just PM me.
Anyone have any info on the 'new' place in Chinatown advertising on CL ??
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/325069883.html
Grand Opening- Tina Massage Center in Chinatown
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Reply to: serv-325069883@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-05, 4:17PM CDT
WOW-After one hour massage, you like a new man!
We are good at tranditional Chinese royal massage,
you will get more energy.
Call:312-328-9688 for appt/info
West Cermak Rd in Chinatown.
Summer price: $55.00/Hour
Welcome to visit!
Have a fun summer!
Farwest Burbs
05-07-07, 05:00
My first visit to 24 & Wentworth was a total bust as far as extras are concerned (see my report on 04-07-07).
I decided to see if a returning customer might have better luck. I caught them at a busy time, and Yung was full of apologies for making me wait. He put me in an easy chair, pulled up a footstool, brought me a bottle of water and asked what I wanted to watch on their HDTV.
Every couple of minutes one of the girls would ask if I was OK and whether she could bring me anything. Eventually, Yung took me to the TS room, and introduced me to a young, very pretty girl. The TS was excellent, and prior experience here told me that there was no use trying for anything extra in this room.
After the TS, I was given a robe, and we went into the hall where Yung was waiting, and suggested I might like a 4-hand massage. I agreed, and followed him into a massage room, where he introduced two girls, and left.
One of the girls promptly took my robe, while the other one guided me to the massage table. Soon, I was getting my first 4-hand massage and to my surprise, it WAS more erotic than a 2-hand.
At the end of the massage, I asked one of the girls whether she would do something for me. She seemed not to understand so I guided her hand to Mr. Happy and said “please”. Both girls seemed to get nervous and giggly, and I wondered whether I was asking them to break a house rule.
The girl whose hand I moved started a little gentle playing with the equipment, and the girls talked back and forth (in Chinese). I guess they were deciding who would do the HS, since the second girl backed away to the “foot” of the table, to watch.
Surprisingly, knowing the other girl was watching was very erotic, and I wasn’t able to “hold back” very long at all.
Overall, a really excellent experience. I will be back.
The one and only drawback is the parking situation. I don’t even try to find a space anymore, I just use the parking garage about 1 ½ blocks North.
I didn’t use the girls’ names in this report because I don’t want anyone here to get in trouble, either with the management or with LE.
Remember YMMV, and at least some of the great treatment I received may have been a sort of apology for being kept waiting.
My first visit to 24 & Wentworth was a total bust as far as extras are concerned (see my report on 04-07-07).
Reading your report (Farwest Burbs) about Senina and juxtaposing it with their Mothers Day CL Ad made me laugh a bit! Imagine, walking out after your lucky massage and being face to face with your Mother/Wife... priceless!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/325359828.html
Also, the parking garage you mentioned has a Blue Light CPD Robo-Cop there if I remember correctly.
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"Mother's Day is May 13th..............................................
It's that special time again! The day you get to show Mom,your wife or girlfriend just how special she is. From now until May 13th, indulge her with a day at Senina Beauty Shop & Massage Spa. A complete day of beauty featuring our signature spa treatments is just what she needs to feel like the Goddess she is! We offer several different special Mother's Day Packages so you can choose which one fits perfectly with the special woman in your life!
Let our inviting atmosphere and caring staff whisk her away from all of her cares.
We welcome all women to celebrate and to come and experience our exquisite tretments, which were all designed to pamper you till you reach a feeling of complete "Serenity".
Don't wait men! Treat that special woman in your life with a very special gift!"
Mrmcmahon619
05-07-07, 18:51
Anyone have any luck there? I didnt, but i kind of knew I wouldnt even before I went....but I did know the price was right, location was right, and at worst I would drop under $50 and get to take another place off the list and out of my head.
Best part is the whole time durning the TS she was eather washing my back door( Felt Great) or washing and rubing my cock, and then turned me down for a HJ!!!!
She didnt even give me a spech about "next time" or "extras only for people who pay for a massage", eathr or would have made sence to me, but nothing.
In fact she looked shy and surprised after I asked and after she was stroking my cock half the time she was washing me.
Anyone have a story on this place.Bullshit, you may not have been able to get extras because you opted for the 1/2 hour rather than the full hour.
I've always gotten a HJ there without any problems. I don't even recall a time when I had to negotiate. But one time I got the 1/2 hour and guess what? Nothing extra - just a "Thank you". When I asked for an extra half hour she went to work with no complaints.
Visited Divine Spa (just w. of Austin on Grand) today: oversized latinas (mine was Venezuelan--there's also a Mexicana & Colombiana) offering mediocre massage (.6 x half, .8 x 60min.), she proposed .6 for extra manual service, settled for .4--overall uninspired, would not return.
Loverofamps
05-07-07, 22:47
New to town and would like some help. For a city with such a large Chinatown and such a large Asian population, you would think finding a good massage would be a walk in the park with your eyes blindfolded. Instead of ads for a nice relaxing table shower and a massage from a friendly, non-rushed asian, all I see instead are Jerry Springer-esque girls-gone-wild college co-ed rip-off shops. I used to visit the local AMP back home a few times a month. Of course, that was just. 6 + tip for TS plus full hour massage. For extras, adjust the tip accordingly, but everything was negotiable. Seems tougher here? It's either Jerry Springer for $$$ or Asian but little extras. Would love to find a regular to feel comfortable with. BrownSugar got me curious though. I've never tried the apts. Sounds like a fun way to go. Can any shed any light on the place mentioned below?
Hey all,
I am new here. I was in San Fran on vacation with my gf last yr and went she got a reccomendation from the front desk of the hotel to go to an AMP. It was my first massage ever, and i knew very little about the extras AMPs were willing to provide.
Since then, I have had two more massages in Chicago. Senina's turned out to be good bang for the buck (pardon the pun). the first visit there, a lot of toying but no service. Second time I asked once and she (Tanni) said 40 and it was good to go. she let me touch here anywhere while getting a hj (i am not used to the lingo here, but let me know if you can't figure it out) and did a lot of toying around on my backside, which was fine by me.
Also checked out EuroSpa. didn't have the owner, had a cute (very slightly chubby) and younger european girl named elle(?). awesome massage but no extras.
I have a lot higher level of interest in EMPs rather than AMPs. I have seen some good recs here for them, i will let you know when i try them out.
Whisper2000
05-07-07, 23:56
I have been to Miracle a few times. Her first step was to pull the sheet off of me.
The massage is great. During the massage she is not shy at all and will hit pretty much every spot on your body. She spends 10 minutes massaging right up on the core area. Interestingly, she will not finish. She will let you finish and she will push all the right areas, but she won't do it herself.
All in all, I have to say it wasn't a terrible experience. Anyone had more luck?
New to town and would like some help. For a city with such a large Chinatown and such a large Asian population, you would think finding a good massage would be a walk in the park with your eyes blindfolded. Instead of ads for a nice relaxing table shower and a massage from a friendly, non-rushed asian, all I see instead are Jerry Springer-esque girls-gone-wild college co-ed rip-off shops. I used to visit the local AMP back home a few times a month. Of course, that was just. 6 + tip for TS plus full hour massage. For extras, adjust the tip accordingly, but everything was negotiable. Seems tougher here? It's either Jerry Springer for $$$ or Asian but little extras. Would love to find a regular to feel comfortable with. BrownSugar got me curious though. I've never tried the apts. Sounds like a fun way to go. Can any shed any light on the place mentioned below?
Loverofamps - the best amp i've found in the area (broadly defined) is in suburban NW Indiana, Peking Spa. By best, I mean if you want all the extras for a set price ($$) with a good TS and massage. No game playing, no pull up the sheet, etc. Look for it in the NW Indiana section. Its got its own thread.
Bend It
The wide-flung enterprises of Bend It Inc. took me up to north Milwaukee Avenue today, so I stopped by the massage shop at 5900 N. Milwaukee. Overall, had an excellent massage, no hr, didn't push hard, my spidey-sense tells me it would be there for me on a return visit, if I wanted it.
At 10 am, was greeted at the door by a younger (20s) polish woman with big funbags under her t-shirt. D cups, for sure. Not a great looker, though.
The massage was done by an older Polish woman, around 40, attractive enough but not a stunner. An outstanding massage, as I said.
Later in the day, I took care of other needs, which I'm reporting on in "general reports".
Bend It
Loverofamps
05-08-07, 19:12
Loverofamps - the best amp i've found in the area (broadly defined) is in suburban NW Indiana, Peking Spa. By best, I mean if you want all the extras for a set price ($$) with a good TS and massage. No game playing, no pull up the sheet, etc. Look for it in the NW Indiana section. Its got its own thread.
Bend ItThanks. I'll have to give it a try (as much as I hate the idea of having to drive to another state just to get a "good" TS and massage!)
Thanks. I'll have to give it a try (as much as I hate the idea of having to drive to another state just to get a "good" TS and massage!)
I forgot that PS doesn't technically do a table shower, its a standup shower, but with lots of help from beautiful young asian wh*res - not a TS, but good none the less.
There was/is an asian apt 708xxxxxxx that jessy was at that a poster stated was busted and he was busted at. Now how does a hobbyist get busted at an asian apartment? I can understand how an apartment could get busted but unless they had two beds and one girl was busted while the other girl was screwing a guy, even still how could the other guy get arrested for that? Then the CL poster said he was busted at district #16. The website listing prostitution solicitation arrest didn't list anyone in the last 20 days arrested in that district. Also to add to the mystery, the add for jessy disapered that same day, along with the phone number. curious. Any thoughts on how this could happen??
thanks
HappyGardener
05-10-07, 01:25
Thanks. I'll have to give it a try (as much as I hate the idea of having to drive to another state just to get a "good" TS and massage!)
Depending on where you live driving to Indiana is not that far. If the driving conditions are right I can drive from downtown to pekings door in 30 minutes or less. You have two states within an hours drive of downtown so it really is not that far of a drive, in the broad sense of the word. But then again I am all over the tri state area for work.
For more info on the apt scene, you need to read the reports in the suburbs. Evanston, Mount Prospect, etc. Also stop at an adult bookstore and pick up Chicago After Dark. The ads that have something like "Young Chinese Beauty" or "Asian Massage" followed by a phone number is the Asian apt scene. Figure $160 total for about 45 minutes. YMMV. you can also check out Chicago After Dark dot com, for more info. Run the words together.
Loverofamps
05-10-07, 08:49
For more info on the apt scene...Perfect! Thanks!
What is the big deal about these MP's? I see a report everyday on the MP thread and hardly on the sw thread.
BadAz Mofo
05-10-07, 11:57
What is the big deal about these MP's? I see a report everyday on the MP thread and hardly on the sw thread.
I'm curious jjx. Have you ever been to a MP? I can't speak for everyone here, but for me I enjoy finding a girl who knows how to do more than just shake hands with the man. Nothing beats having a lovely lady clean you thoroughly, give a quality massage that works out the kinks, followed by...
I've never cared for the sw scene. Nothing against those who do, but I personally can't see wasting gas trying to find a decent sweaty clam that's been pounding the pavement all day, when I know where to find a "sure" thing.
Just my 2 cents.
I'm curious jjx. Have you ever been to a MP? I can't speak for everyone here, but for me I enjoy finding a girl who knows how to do more than just shake hands with the man. Nothing beats having a lovely lady clean you thoroughly, give a quality massage that works out the kinks, followed by...
I've never cared for the sw scene. Nothing against those who do, but I personally can't see wasting gas trying to find a decent sweaty clam that's been pounding the pavement all day, when I know where to find a "sure" thing.
Just my 2 cents.
I'm looking for more than just
'a massage"
HappyGardener
05-10-07, 15:29
I'm looking for more than just 'a massage"Well, I think the gentleman that are going and reporting are getting more than a massage. I thoght that was obvious.
The wide-flung enterprises of Bend It Inc. took me up to north Milwaukee Avenue today, so I stopped by the massage shop at 5900 N. Milwaukee. Overall, had an excellent massage, no hr, didn't push hard, my spidey-sense tells me it would be there for me on a return visit, if I wanted it.
At 10 am, was greeted at the door by a younger (20s) polish woman with big funbags under her t-shirt. D cups, for sure. Not a great looker, though.
The massage was done by an older Polish woman, around 40, attractive enough but not a stunner. An outstanding massage, as I said.
Later in the day, I took care of other needs, which I'm reporting on in "general reports".
Bend ItThe person you met at Norwood Massage (5900 and Milwuakee) was little Anna, and she is great. I would highly recommend her.
Iamslobbyist
05-10-07, 22:15
Those that go to MPs are looking for something more than just 'a bj" or 'a hj" or 'FS"
Stephen6868
05-11-07, 01:01
I went to Bamboo last week. girl was 6 on the looks, spoke almost no english. usuall .60 door fee, then she opted for options. took the whole thing. (I have no self control when it comes to this part) decent ending. Might return but I want a different girl.
Goat Trotter
05-11-07, 01:13
Dude! I went to this place and that chick Amy is fugly, good thing the lights were dimmed all the way. Not sure if I may return there.
She has a smile that makes me want to flee... probably a nice gal but not my cup of tea.
Yep--though I think "Amy" would have preferred an additional sawbuck. Similar rates available at Victoria's on Lawrence. As I recall, it would have been $65 for the hour (+ tip, obviously).
The person you met at norwood massage (5900 and milwuakee) was little anna, and she is great. I would highly recommend her.
You mean the younger woman with huge funbags? Does she also do massage? Have you had her?
The older masseuse I had was Theresa. Would you recommend her or another? Thanks,
Bend It
HappyGardener
05-12-07, 08:59
What is the big deal about these MP's? I see a report everyday on the MP thread and hardly on the sw thread.
See Cubiche report on Tataina's arrest in the Chicago General reports section. That pretty much sums up the reason i have stopped cruising in Chicago. Too much LE. The chance of being arrested in an AMP or an Asian apt is much less. Not to say that it would not happen, but it is a huge factor in deciding where to spend monger dollars.
That and $4 a gallon gas.
Stopped in at AJ salon on Thursday night. Alexa is working there and she has returned after having some surgery. I think the Doctor did a pretty good job.
Also there is a couple of other new girls there. One is name Joanna or Joanne or Yohanna. Did not really talk to her, and sometimes the girls have a pretty thick accent.
I enjoyed myself but as always, YMMV.
Horny Massage2
05-13-07, 11:54
Went to Massage Point at 3450 W. Irving Park. Got a decent massage from a very goodlooking 21 yr old Eastern Euro girl. Massage was good, head to toe. Left uncovered while on my stomach. On the flip she picked up the sheet and screened herself from me as I turned. Then she covered my mid section only leaving one leg exposed. A professional signal to me. As she did the legs, I opened them for her giving access, no luck. So I hinted at more, nope. Then I took her hand to guide her. She pulled her hand back. Still trying, I asked her to massage him. She politely declined. No luck.
Good girl, very professional and a good massage, but no extras.
There was also another good looking girl there upon entering. A little older maybe 30 something. Seems all legit.
Anyone have any luck there?
Horny Massage2
05-13-07, 12:05
Made a visit to Alice's on Wentworth last week. $55 for an hour. Good massage along with kissing and touching. I even gave her a massage for about 10 min (she kept the jeans on)
Then it was back to my massage. I asked her to leave the top off, she did. I get on my back so she can massage the rest of me. Took her sweet time rubbing the right spot. While she was working, we also enjoyed some DFK, rubbing and sucking on the breasts. Great experience. Left a $30 tip for good services. Total $85 for some good clean fun.
I went there a couple of weeks back. Got nothing there the first time and I figured the massage was so good I'll try again, which I did yesterday. Nothing. I think this place is legit.
Gotafly?
Loverofamps
05-14-07, 00:23
After going back and forth about whether to drive to IN to try out the Peking Spa, or to stay here downtown, or to venture into the land of the apt scene. I ended voting to stay downtown. I hit Senina's on Wentworth, and I've got to say: I came out smiling! It was everything I was used to back home and then some. The table showers were very nice and very clean. (Although I felt a little like I was at an amusement park water slide, as the mat kept sliding around the table. Strange sensation.) The massage room was extremely clean and the table was very comfortable. All of that set the tone and got me relaxed. But what really did it for me was Lisa. I can't say enough about her. She was tall, very pretty, spoke English fairly well. (Struggled a little, but overall she did quite well. From Beijing, has been here 11 months.) And her tableside manners were incredible. We were laughing a lot and we really got along well together. Did I mention she was very cute? Probably late 20's early 30's, and a very impressive body on her! Now having said all that. Then she goes to work on you with her fingers. Wow! She's not just here as a "massage parlor front". This girl knows how to give a massage. By the time the massage was over, I think I forgot my name! This girl didn't miss a trick. I have had every flavor of Asian massages, both in the states and abroad, and Lisa is currently the best massage I ever had. All the earlier reports about this being a strictly above-board place were correct. But I will still be going back to visit Lisa as often as I can. I'm addicted. I would rate her looks as an 8-9, her personality as a 10, and her massage talents as an 11. (I shouldn't say that, because then I'm shooting myself in the foot since her dance card will be full now whenever I want to go back and see her. But everyone here helped me out by pointing me in the right direction, so I owe it to you guys.) If you want full service, go to an apartment. But if you want the best massage of your life. Go request Lisa. She is fantastic!
PeoplesElbow
05-14-07, 11:45
After going back and forth about whether to drive to IN to try out the Peking Spa, or to stay here downtown, or to venture into the land of the apt scene. I ended voting to stay downtown. I hit Senina's on Wentworth, and I've got to say: I came out smiling! It was everything I was used to back home and then some. The table showers were very nice and very clean. (Although I felt a little like I was at an amusement park water slide, as the mat kept sliding around the table. Strange sensation.) The massage room was extremely clean and the table was very comfortable. All of that set the tone and got me relaxed. But what really did it for me was Lisa. I can't say enough about her. She was tall, very pretty, spoke English fairly well. (Struggled a little, but overall she did quite well. From Beijing, has been here 11 months.) And her tableside manners were incredible. We were laughing a lot and we really got along well together. Did I mention she was very cute? Probably late 20's early 30's, and a very impressive body on her! Now having said all that. Then she goes to work on you with her fingers. Wow! She's not just here as a "massage parlor front". This girl knows how to give a massage. By the time the massage was over, I think I forgot my name! This girl didn't miss a trick. I have had every flavor of Asian massages, both in the states and abroad, and Lisa is currently the best massage I ever had. All the earlier reports about this being a strictly above-board place were correct. But I will still be going back to visit Lisa as often as I can. I'm addicted. I would rate her looks as an 8-9, her personality as a 10, and her massage talents as an 11. (I shouldn't say that, because then I'm shooting myself in the foot since her dance card will be full now whenever I want to go back and see her. But everyone here helped me out by pointing me in the right direction, so I owe it to you guys.) If you want full service, go to an apartment. But if you want the best massage of your life. Go request Lisa. She is fantastic!
Owner of Senina's = Loverofamps?
Owner of Senina's = Loverofamps?
Hey Peeps,
I'm guessing LOA is just another satisfied customer. I have to say that Senina is one of the best AMP's in Chicago in quite a while, IMHO. Yeah, they're a little quirky, but good nonetheless. With all the mediocrity around this city, Senina is like a breath of fresh air (figuratively and literally).
Gentlemen -
I need some of your wise counsel. I was driving through Chinatown and stopped at massage place and had a good, successful visit. Good times.
Didn't look like any amp I've been too, more of a spa-like place (nails, pedicures, etc.) Didn't go in expecting any any extras. Went right in, took a standup shower, got a great massage from a pretty woman.
Here's the good, and unexpected part. On both sides, she made sure to take care of little Bend It and the boys. Without my asking - although I made sure to not cover up, etc. Overall, very sexy, round and soft woman, with beautiful face, 9/10, i'm guessing 30ish (although I'm bad at that with asian women). Her fingers did their job. Titty squeezing. HR. I doubt that more is available. Definitely a keeper.
Here's where I need your counsel. Not being a patron of Chinatown places, from reading this board, I sense that those of you in the know are very careful with the info you put here, about which place exactly you are referring to, or to which woman has the magic hands, etc.
So, I'll give the contact info to any senior members who pm me, or if respected members tell me to post it here, I'll do that.
Of course, with everything in life, YMMV.
Bend It
HappyGardener
05-14-07, 17:20
Owner of Senina's = Loverofamps?
I dont think Yung knows how to write that well in English. Could be wrong. I have been before. I know someone that has been going there for a long time and loves the place.
Loverofamps
05-14-07, 22:45
Owner of Senina's = Loverofamps? First: You couldn't be further from the truth, so whatever it is you think you smelled, you're wrong.
And second: That was just plain rude. I've been in your fine city for all of what, three weeks now? , tring to find a quality place (check my previous posts), and finally decided that before I venture out of my "comfort zone" (either out of state, or move out of amps and into apts) that I should at least give the amps around a here a shot before I try something else (why try Plan be before at least first giving Plan A a shot.) My post was partly a thank you to everyone who has givien me advice up until now, and partly a heads up to those who are like me and are looking for advice and reports. (Which I thought was the whole purpose of this board! ) So, to then read your post, which was more of a "Flame" than a post. Well, that was just rude. I thought the rules in here were to play nicely and to not write posts that serve no other purpose than to start a fight, which is exactly what yours was intended to do. So, I'll just turn the other cheek. But your post was definitely rude. And extremely far from accurate.
To the rest of you. Have a great day.
Horny Massage2
05-15-07, 04:12
Even though he titled it 'I smell shill'. It was just a question (with implication). He was just looking for an answer. Good guess though.
No one will lose sleep over this.
First: You couldn't be further from the truth, so whatever it is you think you smelled, you're wrong.
And second: That was just plain rude. I've been in your fine city for all of what, three weeks now? , tring to find a quality place (check my previous posts), and finally decided that before I venture out of my "comfort zone" (either out of state, or move out of amps and into apts) that I should at least give the amps around a here a shot before I try something else (why try Plan be before at least first giving Plan A a shot.) My post was partly a thank you to everyone who has givien me advice up until now, and partly a heads up to those who are like me and are looking for advice and reports. (Which I thought was the whole purpose of this board! ) So, to then read your post, which was more of a "Flame" than a post. Well, that was just rude. I thought the rules in here were to play nicely and to not write posts that serve no other purpose than to start a fight, which is exactly what yours was intended to do. So, I'll just turn the other cheek. But your post was definitely rude. And extremely far from accurate.
To the rest of you. Have a great day.
QuietAmigo
05-15-07, 07:41
I live elsewhere but work brings me to this fair city by the lake fairly often. Am beginning to venture into the scene here and want to extend my thanks to all that contribute to this board.
Recently had the occasion to partake of Sherry in this Chinatown location. Limited english, but good natured. Kept a rugged pair of jeans on, but allowed my hands to roam a bit during a good relaxing massage w/ hr. Did not have to ask, plead or negotiate for extras - a pleasant experience. Place was reasonably clean, but room was cramped and walls do not reach the ceiling. Lots of whispering. Would also prefer if they had a table shower. The weir part was spotting another patron both on my way in and out. Would prefer a more discrete set up - but that seems to be par for the course here from my limited experience.
I also visited Senina on last trip back in March. Received table shower and massage from a very nice, but aged masseuse. Massage was excellent, but very reluctant to provide more. Presumably, as a new face, there guard was up. Will revisit as the place is neat and clean, and the room a good size. But guys watching tv in the common space is a bit off-putting for this amigo. I prefer a mamasan operation, but that doesn't seem to be the modus operandi here.
Be safe, always.
PeoplesElbow
05-15-07, 11:12
First: You couldn't be further from the truth, so whatever it is you think you smelled, you're wrong.
And second: That was just plain rude. I've been in your fine city for all of what, three weeks now? , tring to find a quality place (check my previous posts), and finally decided that before I venture out of my "comfort zone" (either out of state, or move out of amps and into apts) that I should at least give the amps around a here a shot before I try something else (why try Plan be before at least first giving Plan A a shot.) My post was partly a thank you to everyone who has givien me advice up until now, and partly a heads up to those who are like me and are looking for advice and reports. (Which I thought was the whole purpose of this board! ) So, to then read your post, which was more of a "Flame" than a post. Well, that was just rude. I thought the rules in here were to play nicely and to not write posts that serve no other purpose than to start a fight, which is exactly what yours was intended to do. So, I'll just turn the other cheek. But your post was definitely rude. And extremely far from accurate.
To the rest of you. Have a great day.
Loverofamps = LE? Hmmmmm.
Loverofamps = LE? Hmmmmm.
Nothing I've read would make me think that.
Nothing I've read would make me think that.
The post really did come across very tailored as if it had the official stamp of approval of Senina. I am anxious to see Loverofamps next post just to compare.
Loverofamps, where to next?
Come on guys. At least he contributed some worthwhile information about a known place. If he were one of Richie's SS he wouldn't bother with playiing games, he'd just go roust the place so that it screws things up for those that want to play.
PeoplesElbow
05-15-07, 17:38
The post really did come across very tailored as if it had the official stamp of approval of Senina. I am anxious to see Loverofamps next post just to compare.
Loverofamps, where to next?
I agree 100% . Read the Craigslist ads for Oriental and Senina and you will get the same vibe.
This board USED to be a lot of fun and the senior members are very cool. Over the last year, I have read increasingly strange and ridiculous posts all by new members with under 5 posts.
THEN, there was the whole weird VIP on Milwaukee video thing. VERY suspicious. No one had answers here.
I feel this board has been highjacked.
BeetleJuice001
05-15-07, 19:14
I had a bit of time last week so I stopped in to see Kathryn. She was definitely in her twenties and very young looking (skin was on the darker side). She had one of the tightest little bodies I have ever seen! Emotionally, she seemed a bit detached. The service was good. I would repeat.
BJ001
Bend,
Do not post. Just PM with Senior members.
my 2 cents worth.
Thank you.
FYI,
I went back to Victoria's on Lawrence for what I imagine to be my last time, yesterday.
I have been to less crowded train stations!! I ran into a guy while being let in, while being led to the table shower and they while being walked back to my room. If I wanted to make new guy friends I would join a bowling team.
My girl, I forgot her name, while not hard on the eyes was carrying on an intermitant conversation with the other girls, the whole time. Her message was perfunctery and the worst I have ever had.
I will stay away.
Gotafly
I see very little in the reviews of amps that suggests an appreciation for the art of manual gratification. Not that such appreciation is lacking on the part of the recipients of such service, but it appears that the art is virtually unknown in the area's amps and to their masseuses, so reviewers simply report on whether the procedure is available or not. I find the Chinese masseuses particularly indifferent to the question of technique. And this need not be the case, as anyone knows who has experienced FS with a provider who has thrown her heart and soul into her work. In San Jose CR I once received the services of a masseuse who even read books on erotic techniques designed to highlight the pleasure of her customers--there was a line to see her. Any thoughts? Are there actually some masseuses in the area who demonstrate any commitment to the craft?
Go to the Mt Prospect thread. Nina from Singapore has gotten rave reviews for her massages, I'm not the only one who thinks so.
I see very little in the reviews of amps that suggests an appreciation for the art of manual gratification. Not that such appreciation is lacking on the part of the recipients of such service, but it appears that the art is virtually unknown in the area's amps and to their masseuses, so reviewers simply report on whether the procedure is available or not. I find the Chinese masseuses particularly indifferent to the question of technique. And this need not be the case, as anyone knows who has experienced FS with a provider who has thrown her heart and soul into her work. In San Jose CR I once received the services of a masseuse who even read books on erotic techniques designed to highlight the pleasure of her customers--there was a line to see her. Any thoughts? Are there actually some masseuses in the area who demonstrate any commitment to the craft? (Quote)
What the hell are you talking about????
Member #5481
05-18-07, 15:52
In layman's (No pun intended) terms the question I believe he is asking is:
Which girls at which AMP gives a great HJ, putting their heart and soul into our gratification or at least acting the part?
In layman's (No pun intended) terms the question I believe he is asking is:
Which girls at which AMP gives a great HJ, putting their heart and soul into our gratification or at least acting the part?
Some Asian Providers are looking for a BFE (boyfriend experience)... yeah, imagine that! Then you will get what you are looking for but for that BFE price. However, I know of one that even 'employed' the instructions of a gay friend to better her HJ techniques as to make more $ for her service. They are out there, perhaps buried in the X-Files somewhere!
Some Asian Providers are looking for a BFE (boyfriend experience)... yeah, imagine that! Then you will get what you are looking for but for that BFE price. However, I know of one that even 'employed' the instructions of a gay friend to better her HJ techniques as to make more $ for her service. They are out there, perhaps buried in the X-Files somewhere!
That's fascinating, Musei. Tell me more about the BFE - do you mean that we take care of her, too (playing with pussy, for example), or do you mean a relationship outside of the spa, or ?
Bend It
That's fascinating, Musei. Tell me more about the BFE - do you mean that we take care of her, too (playing with pussy, for example), or do you mean a relationship outside of the spa, or ?
Bend It
It isn't always easy getting re-established in a new country when you don't know the culture or the language very well. A little help now and then from a friend can be GREATLY appreciated.
I see very little in the reviews of amps that suggests an appreciation for the art of manual gratification. Not that such appreciation is lacking on the part of the recipients of such service, but it appears that the art is virtually unknown in the area's amps and to their masseuses, so reviewers simply report on whether the procedure is available or not. I find the Chinese masseuses particularly indifferent to the question of technique. And this need not be the case, as anyone knows who has experienced FS with a provider who has thrown her heart and soul into her work. In San Jose CR I once received the services of a masseuse who even read books on erotic techniques designed to highlight the pleasure of her customers--there was a line to see her. Any thoughts? Are there actually some masseuses in the area who demonstrate any commitment to the craft? (Quote)
What the hell are you talking about????
He's talkin about a good F'in hand job. I have had lots of hj but also had some very good F'in HJs. This one lady could play it like a violin. She really knew what she was doin. Big difference. Barney
It isn't always easy getting re-established in a new country when you don't know the culture or the language very well. A little help now and then from a friend can be GREATLY appreciated.
I see. So you spend some time with her, outside of the salon/parlor? Interesting - could you share a story with us (change the names to protect the guilty)? It would be really helpful to understand what you mean.
I've done that same sort of thing in Tijuana. You can just fuck the wh*res, but if you spend a little time with them, over a couple of days, go to dinner, etc. get to be their "novio", it pays off big dividends.
Bend It
I see. So you spend some time with her, outside of the salon/parlor? Interesting - could you share a story with us (change the names to protect the guilty)? It would be really helpful to understand what you mean.
I've done that same sort of thing in Tijuana. You can just fuck the wh*res, but if you spend a little time with them, over a couple of days, go to dinner, etc. get to be their "novio", it pays off big dividends.
Bend It
Bend It,
I believe you already understand what I mean and I understand that you look at massage providers as ******. And so it goes...
Just Me Ok
05-19-07, 22:06
Any info on I Pamper You - DENISE?
You can reply to me thru Private Messages.
Frank
Hey all,
I am new to the area and new to the hobby and was hoping for a few pointers. From what I have been reading it seems there are a lot of knowledgable folks but people are worried about what they post. So 2 things to ask. 1 I have a few pieces of info that I can share but don't want to post it in the wrong fashion and cause the problems people seem to be trying to avoid by using only pm's and 2 just looking for a bit of starter info for the area. If someone could share the best way to do this, what i should avoid as far as details or things of that nature it would be appreciated.
Hey all,
I am new to the area and new to the hobby and was hoping for a few pointers. From what I have been reading it seems there are a lot of knowledgable folks but people are worried about what they post. So 2 things to ask. 1 I have a few pieces of info that I can share but don't want to post it in the wrong fashion and cause the problems people seem to be trying to avoid by using only pm's and 2 just looking for a bit of starter info for the area. If someone could share the best way to do this, what i should avoid as far as details or things of that nature it would be appreciated.
Since you posted under Massage Parlor Reports, I'm assuming that's your venue of choice. Mine too lately due to the increased LE presence on the streets.
First, pick up a Monday or Friday Sun-Times (they have the most ads). Look in the first couple pages of the sports section closest to the front page of the paper. Ignore any ads that are suggestive, because all you'll get for a large amount of money if you're lucky is a good looking nude girl giving you a half-assed massage, ignoring the most important parts. In those kinds of places, that's your job to take care of.
Look at the Asian or European places. Avoid Megi's and the spa on at 2626 Dempster associated with them (both European). Pretty girls, lots of suggestive ads, ladies stay clothed and you stay covered.
Massages typically run from $60 to $80 for an hour. Tips are typically $40 for a handshake, $80 for a BJ and/or DATY and $100-120 for FS where those services are available.
Your best bet for "extras" is the Asian places. Never walk in with any more money than you are willing to spend. If they ask you if you've been there before, always say yes. If you haven't been there before or forgot who you saw, just tell them you forgot. Or you can say a short girl with dark hair. There's a good chance they have someone or used to have someone who fit that description.
Usually a table shower is available. This is a good time to break the ice. Stay uncovered as much as possible. Let her know you are enjoying any attention she might be giving to the goods. Don't be afraid to run your hand on their leg. They might act surprised, but they have ALL had someone do it before. If they act like they don't want it, don't push it, but try to joke about it instead. Don't get mad.
Back in the room, when you lay down on your stomach, don't cover yourself. Hopefully, they'll take the lead, leave you uncovered and have a little fun with you. If they cover you, just jokingly act disappointed, but again, don't get mad. You can still try touching her and see what her response is. At any time, if she starts having some fun, just go with it and let her know you like it. If you're still covered by the time she tells you to turn over, make sure the towel doesn't stay on as you turn over. If she covers you, you guessed it, don't get mad. You can try to pull the covers off again. If she still persists on covering you, just let it go and resign yourself that it probably ain't gonna happen this time.
If you're looking for a CBJ and/or CFS (never BBFS!), bringing in your own raincoat is a good idea. Not all AMP's provide one for you.
The only thing for sure in this hobby is YMMV. There's no magic formula that's gonna be 100% successful all the time. If you accept that going in, you won't be too disappointed if the little guy doesn't leave happy.
The main thing is HAVE FUN! If they can't have fun with you, it's there loss. Even then, try to have fun with them. Sometimes a little joking around can turn around a session.
Hopefully that will be enough to get you started. You'll learn a lot more as you go and as you read posts on this and other boards.
Southbling
05-22-07, 23:32
I got shut out by my own kind its a Asian on Asian crime I got no handshake on the way out what a fucking waste of 70 bucks
Northside 77
05-23-07, 01:11
I'm fairly new to the hobby as well and, per Chi Guy's advice, I think it's key to know that you kind of have to play the game a little, and not necessarily expect satisfaction on a 1st visit to mp's that may seem like a sure thing. I had a couple experiences in my past 2 attempts that ended in nothing more than awkward smiles. That may have not been the case had I not admitted it was my first time at each respective place, but now I think I have a better handle on how to subtly work it. At least, in my case, I got a pretty damn good massage, regardless! In any event, I'm new to this forum too and I'm not sure what the deal is with posting experiences, etc., so I'll refrain for now. I'd appreciate it if someone could pm me with 'etiquette' information regarding this whole thing as I don't want to overstep my bounds. I'll be happy to share what I've learned so far as well. My experience extends only to mp's. Thanks!
Hey all,
I am new to the area and new to the hobby and was hoping for a few pointers. From what I have been reading it seems there are a lot of knowledgable folks but people are worried about what they post. So 2 things to ask. 1 I have a few pieces of info that I can share but don't want to post it in the wrong fashion and cause the problems people seem to be trying to avoid by using only pm's and 2 just looking for a bit of starter info for the area. If someone could share the best way to do this, what i should avoid as far as details or things of that nature it would be appreciated.
Snowmadics
05-23-07, 07:20
I've had the same experience at Crystal.
I've even gone back 3 more times.
Since you posted under Massage Parlor Reports.....
Well done, Chi!
newbie post
Nomination for best informational post of the year!!!
Tuna Lover
05-23-07, 13:54
Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.
Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.
This report was not very helpful to the board, "Tuna Lover", because you provided no data on approximate location and came up with a spelling that leads nowhere for anyone attempting a search. Are you talking about the "Louisiana Day Spa" that relocated from NO's French Quarter to Edgewater? Try to spell it out a little more clearly (and to spell a little better).
Wht Viagra
05-23-07, 21:38
Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.
Check cl`s theraputic section for a location of 2434 or 2440.
That will get ya there.
Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.
Don't you mean $1.6?
...Back in the room, when you lay down on your stomach, don't cover yourself. Hopefully, they'll take the lead, leave you uncovered and have a little fun with you. If they cover you, just jokingly act disappointed, but again, don't get mad. You can still try touching her and see what her response is. At any time, if she starts having some fun, just go with it and let her know you like it. If you're still covered by the time she tells you to turn over, make sure the towel doesn't stay on as you turn over. If she covers you, you guessed it, don't get mad. You can try to pull the covers off again. If she still persists on covering you, just let it go and resign yourself that it probably ain't gonna happen this time.
I have talked to a lot of Massage Providers that confide that they are neither encouraged or amused with the ways that many Mongers 'play' with the sheets (covered, uncovered, falling off). There are other more subtle ways to get your message across and end up with what you really want, in addition to a nice massage. I find that just allowing the massage to run its course with her in most control makes the providers work more 'do-able' with less stress on her part. ---And as far as table humping goes, forget it! They will be having a good chuckle about it when you leave. Then about table showers... try not to touch during them much if at all, a wet, slimy, soapy hand on her thigh isn't universally that cool either. If you doubt what I say, catch them in an honest moment and ask them for yourself. But like everyone keeps mentioning, laugh, joke and have fun!!
Musei
This report was not very helpful to the board, "Tuna Lover", because you provided no data on approximate location and came up with a spelling that leads nowhere for anyone attempting a search. Are you talking about the "Louisiana Day Spa" that relocated from NO's French Quarter to Edgewater? Try to spell it out a little more clearly (and to spell a little better).
It was just a simple spelling error. He meant "Lisunia."
Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.
Like you said, that's your opinion. For anyone who wants more than just a quick fuck with little or no real massage, the AAMP is pretty much a sure thing for $160. You'll pay the same for FS and sometimes a decent massage at Singapore in Arlington Heights. The other AMP's run a little higher. Personally, I don't think they're a waste of time. Judging by the posts I read here and elsewhere, I'm not the only one.
I have talked to a lot of Massage Providers that confide that they are neither encouraged or amused with the ways that many Mongers 'play' with the sheets (covered, uncovered, falling off). There are other more subtle ways to get your message across and end up with what you really want, in addition to a nice massage. I find that just allowing the massage to run its course with her in most control makes the providers work more 'do-able' with less stress on her part. ---And as far as table humping goes, forget it! They will be having a good chuckle about it when you leave. Then about table showers... try not to touch during them much if at all, a wet, slimy, soapy hand on her thigh isn't universally that cool either. If you doubt what I say, catch them in an honest moment and ask them for yourself. But like everyone keeps mentioning, laugh, joke and have fun!!
From my experiences, and there have been many, uncovering myself has often meant the difference between relief and leaving with blue balls. Table humping? Haven't tried that. Probably never will. And about running your hand over her leg during the TS, I didn't think I had to explain to do it with a dry hand. Guess not.
Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.
Anyway, there is no better way to ensure great service than to become a regular. I am instantly recognized at ALL the nw suburban amp's. I stayed away from one of the amps (the Mt Prospect one nobody here talks about) for about a year, and walked in to a big smile and hug from the mamasan, followed by a really great session, which included a hj in the shower almost to the point of release. She was nude for the entire massage. The session ended with bbbjcof. No persuasion required, I didn't have to say a word. And this was from a girl I had never seen before. Don't think for a second that the mamasan is not in charge of what's going on. And guys, please don't start PM'ing me asking who the girl was. She's already gone from there, sorry to say.
Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.
Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.
Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.
I agree that Chi Guy created a very nice post... thanks! But yes, there really are 'table humpers' out there. Just ask your favorite Massage Provider and she might have some sessions to tell you about.
Just ask your favorite Massage Provider and she might have some sessions to tell you about.
Musei,
Thanks for your reply. But would an asian massage girl know what I'm asking about? Because I sure as hell don't! Help me out here....wtf are we talking about? I'm picturing some guy grinding himself against the towel on the massage table to get off.......am I close?
I don't remember a girl ever telling me about any funny session stories. There's a cool angle that I'll have to try. And I know just the girl at heavenly massage to ask. I'll bet she's got some good ones.
A few years ago I had an AMP spa worker tell me how she had a guy come in once in drag. He brought a whole bunch of sex toys with him. He wanted her to shove them up his butt while he jerked off. She offered to do it for him but he wanted to do it himself. She said he only came in once and none of them could believe it. So, yes, the girls do have stories of some "out of the norm" customers.
Does anyone have any info on this spa?
Chi,
Thanks that is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for to help me get started. And as mentioned by north I too didn't understand the significance of the question "have you been here before" and often said no I hadn't. Thanks for taking time out of your schedule to help some of the new folks out. That post was very informative.
Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.
Anyway, there is no better way to ensure great service than to become a regular. I am instantly recognized at ALL the nw suburban amp's. I stayed away from one of the amps (the Mt Prospect one nobody here talks about) for about a year, and walked in to a big smile and hug from the mamasan, followed by a really great session, which included a hj in the shower almost to the point of release. She was nude for the entire massage. The session ended with bbbjcof. No persuasion required, I didn't have to say a word. And this was from a girl I had never seen before. Don't think for a second that the mamasan is not in charge of what's going on. And guys, please don't start PM'ing me asking who the girl was. She's already gone from there, sorry to say.
Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.
Getting to be a regular is a great thing, no doubt. Especially while Green was still around. If you were "in," you never had to say anything. The fun started at the beginning of your session without a word spoken.
Sometimes though I still like to try new places. There's something about the challenge of trying to get some from someone you've never met, and the satisfaction of succeeding.
As far as helping out a fellow monger whether they're an old timer or a newbie, it just seems like we're all on the same team with one goal in mind. I know there's a lot of paranoia about LE being on these boards. Some of it's warranted, some of it's not. If I can help someone out without giving the store away, what the hell. I don't know about you, but I was a newbie once, and I could use all the help I could get. And that was long before anyone ever heard of the Internet. We got it, why not use it.
Loverofamps
05-27-07, 00:23
After going back and forth about whether to drive to IN to try out the Peking Spa, or to stay here downtown, or to venture into the land of the apt scene. I ended voting to stay downtown. I hit Senina's on Wentworth, and I've got to say: I came out smiling! It was everything I was used to back home and then some. The table showers were very nice and very clean. (Although I felt a little like I was at an amusement park water slide, as the mat kept sliding around the table. Strange sensation.) The massage room was extremely clean and the table was very comfortable. All of that set the tone and got me relaxed. But what really did it for me was Lisa. I can't say enough about her. She was tall, very pretty, spoke English fairly well. (Struggled a little, but overall she did quite well. From Beijing, has been here 11 months.) And her tableside manners were incredible. We were laughing a lot and we really got along well together. Did I mention she was very cute? Probably late 20's early 30's, and a very impressive body on her! Now having said all that. Then she goes to work on you with her fingers. Wow! She's not just here as a "massage parlor front". This girl knows how to give a massage. By the time the massage was over, I think I forgot my name! This girl didn't miss a trick. I have had every flavor of Asian massages, both in the states and abroad, and Lisa is currently the best massage I ever had. All the earlier reports about this being a strictly above-board place were correct. But I will still be going back to visit Lisa as often as I can. I'm addicted. I would rate her looks as an 8-9, her personality as a 10, and her massage talents as an 11. (I shouldn't say that, because then I'm shooting myself in the foot since her dance card will be full now whenever I want to go back and see her. But everyone here helped me out by pointing me in the right direction, so I owe it to you guys.) If you want full service, go to an apartment. But if you want the best massage of your life. Go request Lisa. She is fantastic!OK, I know I caught all kinds of crap the first time, and only a fool does the same thing twice and expects a different outcome, but, what the hell, here's my post. I'm only trying to help here, so if you feel you must attack again, have at it, but here we go.
It's been two weeks since I first checked out Senina's. Felt in the mood again and wanted to check 'em out again. Went in, was directed upstairs, and asked if Lisa was on tonight. An older woman was sitting in the chair watching TV and said Lisa was working downstairs tonight. Decided to hang out until the guy showed up, so I grabbed a seat and watched Asian TV, lol. He arrived, went through all the customary "First time?" small talk and I explained, no, not at all, and I really came back for Lisa. He said, let's make a deal, how about a TS with the older woman, and then by then Lisa will be upstairs and can give the massage. I said no deal, I'd wait for Lisa. So, he said, OK, set me up in a tiny room behind the chairs and hen led me into the steam room until Lisa was ready. I lost track of time but think it must have been a half hour before Lisa knocked on the door. By then, I was ready to pass out! OK, the steam room experience is a first for me too. Yowch! But it was a great ice-breaker again, cause I was dripping soaked with sweat when I walked out of there and into the TS. Lisa didn't remember me, but after a few small talks she started to remember. The TS was great, and when we got out, she went into the small room, grabbed my things and brought me into one of the larger rooms. What a doll. And then the massage was much the same as the first one. I was curious to se if it was just good because we were new to one another, or what, but no, she was every bit as good this time as the last time. This girl gives an incredible massage! We laughed and laughed and had a great time. OK, and near the end she commited the ultimate MP sin. Her cell rang, and she went over and picked it up and talked for two seconds, then returned and had a look on her face of "hmmm, where was I", "was I at his feet or his shoulders". Then, when I showered after the massage, I came out and she was around the corner on the phone talking to whoever it was that had called. So, OK, she committed the sin, but she came back with the most adorable smile and said "Sorry about that" and gave me a nice hug, so, what can I say? Anyway, I'm hooked. She's great! And yes, I'm definitely going back until she stops saying that she doesn't remember me, lol.
I don't know about the other girls in this place, but if you're fortunate enough to get Lisa, then you're in for a hell of a massage.
Stopped by yangs today on peterson. Never been there before so I thought I would TOFFT. Pleasant results Her name was Eva. Kinda large for my tastes with a Spare tire around the waist. Not the best looker either. She gave a good massage though hit the back and shoulders well. Casually brushed the boys when face down several times. Placed her tire/crotch on my hands so I did the pokey feely thing to let her know it was all good. She then Quoted .5 for HJ 1. for cbj and 2. for fs. After a bit of chuckling we agreed to .6 for bj. Did not want fs from this one. It was a cbjtc and it was nice her hands played with the boys while her mouth handled the big guy. I will return because I know there are better looking ones there. Since I took her on I should be in good with the others when I mention her name. Sometimes I think they send in the rough ones first to see if One will play along. I had a similar experience ay Spa 1 about a year ago. Went fs with the dumpy one and got a nice one on second visit. That place sucks now though IMHO.
Had some free time today so I took a spin down lincoln from touhy. Been to BD before that place sucked. The girl was very mechanical and practically raped me with her finger. Saw a new place at 5800 block called Oceanside Spa. They were busy when I walked in. A white girl with tats behind window. Does anyone have info on this joint? I finally stopped at yangs (see other report) I had intended to visit Junes on dempster but took the closer spa. Next spa will be junes in june. Merry Mongering!!!
Felt in need of some pampering so I headed out at lunchtime Friday to try my luck at M-22. The place is on the 2nd floor so I went up the stairs and rang the bell. After about a minute with no answer a voice from below calls out “Is that you Jim? Since my name isn’t Jim I didn’t turn around right away but it was quickly apparent I was the only person in sight. As I turned around I saw a man with a small boy coming up the stairs who claims he is the landlord and that Jim had called him to come over with a key since he had lost his (again). He opens the door and motions for me to stay there. Stay for what, I thought to myself and got the hell out of there.
Since I still had the “need” I thought to run over to Yang’s. My previous visits had proved reasonably satisfying. From this point on my report was almost identical to Q’s except I opted for the .3 HJ. Enry fee for the hour was .65 but still no TS.
Q you are correct about there being better talent but things have changed quite a bit since my last visit when they had 3-4 nice ones to choose from. Hopefully they all took extra days off for the holiday and will be back this week.
3rd try at the Rose Spa.
It is still all legit as previously posted. I had Shirley (older chineese) for one hour. She gives an excellent massage and I would highly recommend her for a great massage.
BadAz Mofo
05-30-07, 00:48
I was wondering if someone could post or pm me the address/number for the new VIP aka the spa formerly known as VIP?
I don't get to your area often and using 'search' only yielded reviews. Any help would be appreciated.
Assman2008
05-30-07, 12:50
Went to Eclipse Massage then was sent to an apartment on northside of city. They have hispanic girls at the apartment. You need to call them before they let you in. Contact me for more info.
Horny Massage2
05-30-07, 14:08
Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.
TL,
What were the prices for the massage and the finish?
I heard it took a few visits to get decent service.
Is that the case for you?
or was this your first trip there?
I went once and only got a good massage for $65
First visit is $65, the normal rate is $85
Thanks Donnie
Count Fuku
05-30-07, 17:02
1 hour massage $55.00,Very pleasant,no B/S up selling etc.My AMP needs met at a price I can smile about on the way to my car.
I can't recommend too highly this masseuse at a Chinese apt. with 3 locations in town: w. 29th st., North & Ashland, Gold Coast (if you call by 10am you might be able to specify at which location you want to see her). Her name is "Chanel" (formerly "Coco") and her offerings include: great massage (even a facial massage after the deed), DFK, unwrapped french, & FS (didn't try for DATY because of the bush, though I'd assume it's available--don't know about greek). All-inclusive total: 1.6 (no tip necessary). Check out CL for photo and phone #: do a search for "Chanel" 5176. When you call, say you're a friend of "Gary, the guy without a cell phone."
Horny Massage2
05-31-07, 17:04
Drove by Elegant - women looked to be 4s and 5s. Don't know who Bend It had there before, but not my flavor. We all have different tastes in womes. So thats ok. No insult intended B.
Left Elegant, and went by Escape, no massages avail anymore. Next was
Relax - 1 good looking, but very skinny girl and 1 overweight one. passed.
AJ had a somewhat overweight one as well. passed
So.................
Visited Seninas again - they had 5 girls. Coco was my pick. gave an uninspired table shower. no smiles. seemed very uninterested. by far my worst amp visit. didn't even get a tingle from this older lady. sure the jewels and all were rubbed and caressed, but her looks (old) and lack of smiles did not even cause a stir for me. no tip, good thing she did not ask. bad service or should I say uninspired. had she smiled a little and at least 'acted' interested in providing good servive i would have gone for the extras.
do not get Coco if you even visit there. would recommend Lisa or Tani.
After reading back several months, would anyone like to help a long time monger (but visiting Chicago) with the recomendation where a 50yo white guys that loves friendly asians should go first of these places?
AJ Salon
Bamboo Massage
Lisunia
Senina
Oriental
Thanks for any response - public or private. If anyone is ever in the Pacific Northwest, drop me a note.
DC/RJ
Horny Massage2
06-03-07, 03:21
After reading back several months, would anyone like to help a long time monger (but visiting Chicago) with the recomendation where a 50yo white guys that loves friendly asians should go first of these places?
AJ Salon
Bamboo Massage
Lisunia
Senina
Oriental
Thanks for any response - public or private. If anyone is ever in the Pacific Northwest, drop me a note.
DC/RJ
Of those places, go to Senina or Oriental for Asian.
Also try Relax and Elegant. You'll find 3 in Chinatown. Oriental is about 10 minutes from O'hare airport.
Cheers, Donnie
Past Tense
06-03-07, 10:12
Bamboo is a latina place not an AMP as it's name might imply. I would recommend Victoria at the momment or one of he places in China town.
- pt
Also skip AJ Salon, its latina aswell.
Assman2008
06-03-07, 18:58
Went to the massage school on the 5400 w irving park or maybe it was 5042 w irving park. Saw Natalie young 20’s thai girl. Ok massage. Ended with the HJ for a grant. BJ could be had.
Thanks for the quick reponse guys. I'll hit one of those in chinatown and report my experience.
Went to the massage school on the 5400 w irving park or maybe it was 5042 w irving park. Saw Natalie young 20’s thai girl. Ok massage. Ended with the HJ for a grant. BJ could be had.
What are you talking about? A massage School?
Did it work like one of thoes hair cutting schools where you get a free cut from someone who is learning????
HappyGardener
06-03-07, 23:49
Ended with the HJ for a grant. BJ could be had.
$50 for an HJ? Am I out of touch or is that what people are paying for a HJ these days.
$50 for an HJ? Am I out of touch or is that what people are paying for a HJ these days.
I'd say it's a little high, but not outrageous. I'd still pay around $40 for a yank. That's what I've paid for years. Actually, $50 might look like a bargain if you've been getting yanked at 7 Spa in Morris. Some of the ladies there have been known to ask for $100 for the very same deed. I never would pay that, but if they're asking for it, surely someone's paying it.
Horny Massage2
06-04-07, 01:28
Went to the massage school on the 5400 w irving park or maybe it was 5042 w irving park. Saw Natalie young 20’s thai girl. Ok massage. Ended with the HJ for a grant. BJ could be had.
He is referring to Pivot Point. Its on the South / West corner on Irving Park.
Assman,
How much was the actual massage?
How would you rate the looks of the Thai girl?
Did you get to choose your girl?
Assman2008
06-04-07, 22:34
it was on the northside of Irving Park. It had a banner when i went. It said it was a clinic or school. Next time I drive by I'll get the address.
Went in and asked for a massage the asain "mamasan" in a doctors robe said $50 for an hour massage. (not bad 50 for an hour massage) I looked around and saw a young asian girl "natalie" sitting on a chair. I thought natalie was waiting for someone or related to the "receptionist" A trashy heavy white woman next to natalie. so i really wasn't interested.
I Was like who gives the massages the lady said the young natalie and some other young white chick called Leann or something like that. The lady was like natalie is VERY GOOD. I said give me Leann. Leann was in the back.
I was in the room and ready when the lady came in and said leann had to leave early but natalie would do the massage.
Natalie said she was told Grant was the key. I thought Grant at the door and Grant at the other door equals BEN. massage/HJ for a Ben not bad at least in my mind. (Beats paying hundreds for getting caught by CPD for picking up a SW and having your pic put online, wife finding out what u did, losing your career, legal fees, tow fees, embarrassment and you still get a massage)Natalie said she would do Bj if I had a hat. take your hats some of these place dont keep hats anymore.
Natalie was young about 21. She was cute. nice ass. b-tits. long hair. i was able to touch her but she kept he clothes on.
Assman2008
06-04-07, 22:41
Went to Tatianas on Milwuakee. 60 hr massage. 25 for the table shower. Table shower sucked they had me wear these underwears. Don’t waste your 25 on the table shower put that towards to late 30’s Lisa the polish girl’s bj for 65. no hat so bareback. I doubt was was trained to massage but it was ok. Not much of an ass. Firm legs because she swims. Sexy look. Maybe b-tits but padded bra.
I am pretty sure it's not Pivot Point. Try Illinois School of Massage at the address that Assman quoted in an earlier post. Arlo
He is referring to Pivot Point. Its on the South / West corner on Irving Park.
Assman,
How much was the actual massage?
How would you rate the looks of the Thai girl?
Did you get to choose your girl?
Horny Massage2
06-05-07, 20:01
it was on the northside of Irving Park. It had a banner when i went. It said it was a clinic or school. Next time I drive by I'll get the address.
Went in and asked for a massage the asain "mamasan" in a doctors robe said $50 for an hour massage. (not bad 50 for an hour massage) I looked around and saw a young asian girl "natalie" sitting on a chair. I thought natalie was waiting for someone or related to the "receptionist" A trashy heavy white woman next to natalie. so i really wasn't interested.
I Was like who gives the massages the lady said the young natalie and some other young white chick called Leann or something like that. The lady was like natalie is VERY GOOD. I said give me Leann. Leann was in the back.
I was in the room and ready when the lady came in and said leann had to leave early but natalie would do the massage.
Natalie said she was told Grant was the key. I thought Grant at the door and Grant at the other door equals BEN. massage/HJ for a Ben not bad at least in my mind. (Beats paying hundreds for getting caught by CPD for picking up a SW and having your pic put online, wife finding out what u did, losing your career, legal fees, tow fees, embarrassment and you still get a massage)Natalie said she would do Bj if I had a hat. take your hats some of these place dont keep hats anymore.
Natalie was young about 21. She was cute. nice ass. b-tits. long hair. i was able to touch her but she kept he clothes on.
Great stuff.
Yes this place is further up Irving Park (not Pivot Point).
Good input.
HappyGardener
06-05-07, 21:18
I am pretty sure it's not Pivot Point. Try Illinois School of Massage at the address that Assman quoted in an earlier post. Arlo
That place has been there a long time. Couple of years at least. Always wondered, but was always on my way someplace and never stopped to check it out.
Can anyone help me? I am passing through O'Hare on 6/8 and 6/9 between cities and would like to know if anyone can recommend an AMP preferrably Korean. Thanks for your help and if you need advice in the Northeast contact me.
Original Sin
06-06-07, 14:11
I stopped in and was told by an (40yrold) asian lady
"This is a massage schooll where the students do the massage, so you must have an appt."
You were able to just walk in?
George W. Bush
06-06-07, 23:57
Decided to TOFTT as they are running a 2 day special for one hour for $45 on CL. I chose the one in Chicago-they just opened one up around O'Hare, but that was only open until 6 PM. Went to the place, and as has been reported the girl at the counter did not know about the special. A quick call to home base cleared that up. The one that took my money was an older gal, but as she took the money 2 young Russian honeys came out from the back. Both were cute, smiling and I figured one of them would show me a good time. The old one showed me the room and told me to get undressed. You can imagine my disappointment when she came in. I said I'd prefer one of the ones on the couch but she said no. She massaged me for an hour, with a couple of accidental brushes of her hand against the boys. This was right around the end of the hour so I thought she'd at least give a tug, but nothing was forthcoming. So I left disappointed, but was only out $45. I saw posts about the place in Northbrook, has anyone had any luck here? If I'd paid the usual rate of 65, I would have been really pissed.
Just remember if you go there the one you give the money to is the one you get-she looked like a receptionist, not a massage chick.
Assman2008
06-07-07, 10:12
Yes, Just walked right in. They must have been slow or maybe the girls were busy. I don't like making appointments. I perfer to walk in.
I stopped in and was told by an (40yrold) asian lady
"This is a massage schooll where the students do the massage, so you must have an appt."
You were able to just walk in?
Nooner60018
06-07-07, 11:59
Decided to TOFTT as they are running a 2 day special for one hour for $45 on CL. I chose the one in Chicago-they just opened one up around O'Hare, but that was only open until 6 PM. Went to the place, and as has been reported the girl at the counter did not know about the special. A quick call to home base cleared that up. The one that took my money was an older gal, but as she took the money 2 young Russian honeys came out from the back. Both were cute, smiling and I figured one of them would show me a good time. The old one showed me the room and told me to get undressed. You can imagine my disappointment when she came in. I said I'd prefer one of the ones on the couch but she said no. She massaged me for an hour, with a couple of accidental brushes of her hand against the boys. This was right around the end of the hour so I thought she'd at least give a tug, but nothing was forthcoming. So I left disappointed, but was only out $45. I saw posts about the place in Northbrook, has anyone had any luck here? If I'd paid the usual rate of 65, I would have been really pissed.
Just remember if you go there the one you give the money to is the one you get-she looked like a receptionist, not a massage chick.Been to Northjbrook and the massage was so-so with a decent hand finish.
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