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WallStreetBull
01-09-23, 16:32
How is the damage there CBJ FS etc? If even on the table. I've had a hardtime paying 300+ for something typical low quality escorts can make happen.
Saw Johana of BHC fame at 819. First time there. It looks nice. My damage was $. 8 all in. Momentarily spoke with Lisa, a short fit spinner for those that like that type.
Chubbybear
01-09-23, 17:32
I don't have it and never got a email.The number is on their web site. Koreanpalace <dot> biz.
Stay safe.
CB.
Head First
01-09-23, 18:02
Hi all,
I have some business downtown tomorrow. Visiting from WI. I'd like to visit a spot afterward, but can't decide between CLM, Ozone, or X in Mt. Prospect. Anyone care to weigh in (or have a better recommendation)? Looking for L2.
Thank you!You can also click back out of here and go down a few lines to Asian Apartment girls.
The info there is always recent and fairly accurate.
If rimming is a delicacy you'd like to add to your L2, OFCharlie can steer you in the right direction.
Chicagolandbodyrubs.com
Mia has quietly returned to the schedule for this week I see. Considering she was most of the most popular providers they ever had I'm surprised they didn't make a bigger deal of it on their website.
For those of you who haven't seen her, she's probably one of the three best providers they've ever had. Amazing open GFE experience, not much of an upcharge, and she's a fit, shapely punk rocker American girl who is in her early to mid 30's. Total unicorn for CLM, which is dominated by either old women with good menus, young women with terrible menus, or women with $300+ upcharges.
ConfuciusMan
01-09-23, 19:09
They had a girl named YoYo a month or so ago. Huge boobs and JLo type ass. I'd ask for her if she's still around otherwise Lisa is a good CBJ but she won't do FS.Hi is the one FROM Hawaii. I heard she maybe coming back.
OF Charlie
01-09-23, 20:51
You can also click back out of here and go down a few lines to Asian Apartment girls.
The info there is always recent and fairly accurate.
If rimming is a delicacy you'd like to add to your L2, OFCharlie can steer you in the right direction.Too bad he is asking for tomorrow. FOB Anne will be back in town Wednesday afternoon.
For tomorrow, I would recommend Sasa at 819. She has multiple reviews, even Fit312 recommends her.
For tomorrow, I would recommend Sasa at 819. She has multiple reviews, even Fit312 recommends her.I'm not recommending anybody.
Too bad he is asking for tomorrow. FOB Anne will be back in town Wednesday afternoon.
For tomorrow, I would recommend Sasa at 819. She has multiple reviews, even Fit312 recommends her.How long bis fob Anne back? For two weeks or longer? SF.
OF Charlie
01-09-23, 21:14
I've been told that's the case, I stopped by Natural and was met by a lone GILF with huge bolt-ons. She told me that Lily had left town, so 819 with Sasa might be a better choice.I was quoting from this post you made about Sasa. Sorry, if I misunderstood it to be a recommendation.
Hi all,
I have some business downtown tomorrow. Visiting from WI. I'd like to visit a spot afterward, but can't decide between CLM, Ozone, or X in Mt. Prospect. Anyone care to weigh in (or have a better recommendation)? Looking for L2.
Thank you!I cannot speak to CLM. But X in Mt Prospect has more attractive girls than Ozone in my opinion. Ozone is still better looking than the average place, and is my favorite place in Chicago proper, but X is still better. 7's /8's /9's rather than 6's /7's. Thinner is the main difference.
Anyone care to weigh in (or have a better recommendation)?
I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.
Coopertars
01-10-23, 11:14
Chicagolandbodyrubs.com
Mia has quietly returned to the schedule for this week I see. Considering she was most of the most popular providers they ever had I'm surprised they didn't make a bigger deal of it on their website.
For those of you who haven't seen her, she's probably one of the three best providers they've ever had. Amazing open GFE experience, not much of an upcharge, and she's a fit, shapely punk rocker American girl who is in her early to mid 30's. Total unicorn for CLM, which is dominated by either old women with good menus, young women with terrible menus, or women with $300+ upcharges.Looks like she's not on the schedule anymore.
Operates out of a safe location in Pilsen, pretty good setup. Not that attractive, tall with tummy tuck scars on her stomach. Weak back rub and immediate flip with a quick L1, don't; think much else on the menu. 2/10 rating overall.
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/0240cf38-c874-4b29-af03-27a437a354be
Looks like she's not on the schedule anymore.Damn. That was fast. I wonder what happened.
Coopertars
01-10-23, 15:05
Damn. That was fast. I wonder what happened.No idea, I reached out to the booker and she's not sure if / when Mia would return.
I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.
So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left their worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.
I don't know if Lisa's menu has tightened, but 3 or 4 years ago my regular gal there was experiencing "that time of the month", so she brought in Lisa for 4 hands. While Lisa gave me a fine CFS CG ride, my provider stepped to the waste and upper the excitement with DFK, breast play, etc.LOL. "stripped to the waist".
LeopardTwo
01-10-23, 18:44
So Nancy and Miki left. Who's left they’re worth checking out for FS. That Tina is no good. She wants 150 for naked HJ. Stay away from her.She's turned up and is working a new spot now.
LOL. "stripped to the waist".Haha. Yeah. I was thinking, it's got to a big upcharge to "step to the waste". That's some over-and-above-the-call freaky action right there.
Best typo so far.
Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.
ConfuciusMan
01-10-23, 23:47
She's turned up and is working a new spot now.Where did she end up at?
I apologize for the uninformed question, but what is X? I tried searching in Mt. Prospect and didn't come up with X.
I cannot speak to CLM. But X in Mt Prospect has more attractive girls than Ozone in my opinion. Ozone is still better looking than the average place, and is my favorite place in Chicago proper, but X is still better. 7's /8's /9's rather than 6's /7's. Thinner is the main difference.
Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.LOL that probably WAS Kelly. Different people have different views of what's attractive, but probably anyone in an AMP who even looks 35 could actually be a grandma. Anyway, if skill at L2 is what you're looking for, that's not likely to be found on a 20 yo. Kelly, however, is right up there.
CivicSi213
01-11-23, 15:50
Visited ozone, the worse AMP experience. Complete waste of time and money. I highly do not recommend. Been there one other time to see Carly, day and night experience. Staff seems cold and uninspired. Bad way to start off the new year. Need to send this rotation back home.
SI.
Any MP with Mt with extra pkg in area?
I apologize for the uninformed question, but what is X? I tried searching in Mt. Prospect and didn't come up with X.A guess, but probably a shrouded reference to Exercise Spa? It's all been written about widely here and elsewhere.
OK. I went back. This time I really read the reviews, but not performance. I read the reviews on how to deal with her as a provider. MUCH different. I'm in the area. Was making a trip to Paulina Meat Market. So, I figured, what the heck. I tried a walk-in. She came to the door in a small black dress and slip-on stacked heels. "You call?" I was tempted to say yes. But I was honest. She said come in. In the shower, I just grabbed my dick and politely, sweetly, yet matter-of-factly, said come here. With no apprehension, shower BJ was nice. Drying me off she sucked it on her own. Rub down was decent. I'm not much a tongue in the butt guy. But she did suck it from the back. On the flip she went in. That tongue was working. I held her head and she gobbled it all. This time was definitely better. If she did Greek, I'd be back regularly. Talent over everything.
Papa out.
ApplePiePussy
01-11-23, 20:12
I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.The Chicago forum skews towards higher ages so you have to keep that in mind when you read reviews. To a 75 year old, a 60 year old is a young hot piece of ass. The fact that most non Asian males are terrible at guessing the ages of Asian females only compounds the problem.
I would recommend SxL Spa and Nails in the South Loop, Michigan Ave. It's downtown so you don't have to venture too far and their specialty is L2. BBBJ and some will allow CIM, if you'd like. Anything S, SW or directly W of downtown may seem a bit seedy if you aren't familiar or from our fine city. Go with Kelly and you can't go wrong. Willing to bet she'd be an auto top-5 in Cheeseland, if she ever went north of the border, hahaha. Seriously though, considering what you are looking for and the location, it's a can't miss. Easy, safe street parking in a relatively safe part of the city. I don't go often but I can't think of a time I've ever left disappointed.By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?
Goat Trotter
01-11-23, 23:49
By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?No. They used to work in Chinatown and Michigan Ave. Ages ago.
I was visiting the SW side for the holidays and thought I'd check out the local talent.
1-I took a bite out of the Apple spa on the first day and scored stella a typical Asian provider with a nice rack and small body, cute face. I paid the over price house fee of 80 for $45 and asked for TS. She left but came back quickly to tell me there were others waiting and if I wanted to wait- I declined. I pulled her close to me and said " no massage just boom boom" and gave the donation. She giggled and said she would return. *When she came back, we disinfected and she undressed. She was very cute and young. I sat on the table and asked for a bbj, she declined but did CBJ- I asked for 69, she declined. I laid her on the table for some more CBJ and to fondle her. She would only allow*some touching. Her CBJ was good. I spun her around, legs up to DATY, she allowed me begujuding. CFS was OK, she would say " No " why are you making me do this? And the " O Your so strong, so big "then grind hard on my happiness. She started to complain after a while. Not the best. Wouldn't repeat*.
2- I had a old flame in Burbank hit me up after hearing I was back intown, she sent me a xxx vid of herself and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. So we got a room at a roach motel on 79th. Tracy is still a hard bodied through bred into her 40's, DDD tities and a nice, tight, semi hairy, non birthing puz. I told her everything I wanted while we 420 ed. I told her I was going to bust all her holes, she agreed. Nothing is better then X (ex) sex especially when she wants to prove something. Three loads dumped. The finale was oily pyle driver anal. When I dropped her off she said I tore her up. I got to fuck her on New Years eve at a party in a bathroom (story for another post).
3- I tried TY spa- no table shower, OK place, cold inside- I pulled Cici a 30 something good looking 5'5 with bolt on tits and tiny ass. Massage was hard and I told her to ease up. She started to milk it while I was face down. On the flip I asked for FS. She declined. We agreed to BBJ with her naked $150. Her body was smoken, tits huge and hard. Just enough hair on the compact pink puz- no brown hole option. Finished in 69, shot it into her hair with my tongue up her ass. Would repeat.
Hope your holidays were as happy.
WalkingHard
01-12-23, 01:25
Visited ozone, the worse AMP experience. Complete waste of time and money. I highly do not recommend. Been there one other time to see Carly, day and night experience. Staff seems cold and uninspired. Bad way to start off the new year. Need to send this rotation back home.
SI.Who's in the current rotation? That place is usually one of the more stable places in the city.
By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?Not familiar with the latest lineup but I don't think so.
Oh man, I paid a visit very recently and only a grandma came out. I thought I might as well get a legit massage, my back has been feeling tight lately. The massage quality wasn't very good and her looks didn't really get me in the mood for L2. It's on the table though.I do remember an older MT there in my last visit, which was months ago, but I was sure to ask for a specific provider when I called in the appointment.
I stopped by SXL today and saw nothing but women 45+ years old, and I'm probably being generous.
LOL that probably WAS Kelly. Different people have different views of what's attractive, but probably anyone in an AMP who even looks 35 could actually be a grandma. Anyway, if skill at L2 is what you're looking for, that's not likely to be found on a 20 yo. Kelly, however, is right up there.In my recommendation I should have specified Kelly is not young. She is probably early-mid 40's, but has a very nice body for her age. Thin, pretty toned when you get those clothes off and nice D cup man-mades. And her BBBJ skills are top notch.
Coco, who I'm not sure whether or not is still there, is definitely early 30's at most. And she's a little freak. If she lost 10 pounds or so, she'd be a hottie. Still, pretty nice body, big Cs, small Ds and cute IMO. She would BBBJ and more.
Again, this recommendation was based on being a downtown location with L2 being a sure thing and the MTs (I mentioned) being attractive enough to help get the job done. It has been a few months since my last visit so there may be turnover. Best way to address this is call and see who's available. Good luck all.
Sounds like Westchester?
290 and Lagrange rd?5531 W Irving park rd right beside the auto delership. Got the address only after the appointment. Add says by appointment only, discreet office building. Only opens the door to appointments. The add shows a pic of a girl with a face mask bikini. Found on rubmd. No signage out front.
I was texting with 819. They said Sasa is gone. Didn't say if she went to another spa. Just said gone.
5531 W Irving park rd right beside the auto delership. Got the address only after the appointment. Add says by appointment only, discreet office building. Only opens the door to appointments. The add shows a pic of a girl with a face mask bikini. Found on rubmd. No signage out front.They will do walkin I went early last month around 12 in the night. According the girl that I got they have two girls working.
Coco, who I'm not sure whether or not is still there, is definitely early 30's at most. And she's a little freak. If she lost 10 pounds or so, she'd be a hottie. Still, pretty nice body, big Cs, small Ds and cute IMO. She would BBBJ and moreCoco moved to California.
They will do walkin I went early last month around 12 in the night. According the girl that I got they have two girls working.These are the red table girls that have 100 different ads and 10 different numbers. It was probably a garden / basement unit that got converted to commercial space in a big multi unit courtyard building. It's on a busy street across from the park, dealership on one side other business on the other. One of the best setups I've experienced but the actual act isn't that great. I've been twice but wouldn't repeat.
RobertShafToe
01-12-23, 18:08
By any chance are these the same girls that use to work in Relax Spa in Cermak?Kelly from Cermak is now at West River. She said Yuyu from Cermak went back to China.
I didn't partake in either but visited both today.
Ozone. Very disappointing and I used to love this place. I hadn't been there in awhile and the talent seems to have dropped off. Overstaffed - 4 girls hanging out in the front area, and they all looked similar. In their 40's and a bit overweight, mediocre faces.
Natural. Got names of Yaya and Helen. Helen looks to be in her 40's; Yaya a bit older, maybe 50. Both slimmer than what I saw at Ozone, and Helen looked to be in pretty good shape. Not a bad looking girl. I asked if petite Lily was still working there and all of a sudden their English got worse. Perhaps I should have stayed for Helen but the "pretend I don't understand what you're asking" thing bugs me.
In my recommendation I should have specified Kelly is not young. She is probably early-mid 40's, but has a very nice body for her age. Thin, pretty toned when you get those clothes off and nice D cup man-mades. And her BBBJ skills are top notch.
Again, this recommendation was based on being a downtown location with L2 being a sure thing and the MTs (I mentioned) being attractive enough to help get the job done. It has been a few months since my last visit so there may be turnover. Best way to address this is call and see who's available. Good luck all.Thank you! I did not partake, but in my visit there earlier this week to see if there was anything I like, I saw something similar to what you describe. I probably saw Kelly but didn't get her name. Girls were older (45+) but with nice thin bodies. Attractive for their age certainly. And I do know 23 year old aren't working at spas here.
Maybe S&L stands for "Slender & Long in the Tooth".
SpaDude777
01-12-23, 20:07
Thank you! I did not partake, but in my visit there earlier this week to see if there was anything I like, I saw something similar to what you describe. I probably saw Kelly but didn't get her name. Girls were older (45+) but with nice thin bodies. Attractive for their age certainly. And I do know 23 year old aren't working at spas here.
Maybe S&L stands for "Slender & Long in the Tooth".Have seen Kelly 4-5 times for last 2 years. She is definitely in her 40's with a pretty rocking body (bolt ons). She will BBBJCIM no swallow (1. 4). I have done FS twice for 2. Problem with Kelly is you never know what type of mood she will throw at you. She can be any where from happy to see you to acting like you are outright bothering her. If you can put up with not knowing how she will act towards you, she does have pretty good skills.
OF Charlie
01-12-23, 20:20
I didn't partake in either but visited both today.
Ozone. Very disappointing and I used to love this place. I hadn't been there in awhile and the talent seems to have dropped off. Overstaffed - 4 girls hanging out in the front area, and they all looked similar. In their 40's and a bit overweight, mediocre faces.
Natural. Got names of Yaya and Helen. Helen looks to be in her 40's; Yaya a bit older, maybe 50. Both slimmer than what I saw at Ozone, and Helen looked to be in pretty good shape. Not a bad looking girl. I asked if petite Lily was still working there and all of a sudden their English got worse. Perhaps I should have stayed for Helen but the "pretend I don't understand what you're asking" thing bugs me.As I previously mentioned, Natural is under new ownership as of a few months ago. Most if not all their girls will be on the same rotation as apartment now because their girls will mostly be all apartment girls going forward. New girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. They are differentiating themselves from all those north side spas where girls don't rotate by using younger apartment girls and rotating girls more often. I am still trying to make a case for FOB Anne to be at Natural after her apartment rotation.
Helen just came from an apartment. There was a nice review for her just the other day in the apartment thread, post 8496. Good service as reported by that poster. How would Helen know the names of the previous girls? Not sure why you get so work up over someone not knowing the name of a girl whom she has never met. Oh well, it's your money. Spend or don't spend it however you want.
Today was my second time at RL. I was there about a month ago and met up with the Russian girl. I met 3 of the girls from the website. They looked exactly like their pictures from the website. Or at least very close to it. Today, I met with the girl in room 3. She was very good looking and I had a good time with her. But she did not look any why close to the profile picture on the RL website. Neither did the other 2 girls from rooms 1 and 2.
WallStreetBull
01-13-23, 12:22
For anyone wondering she has a boyfriend and is no longer interested in doing full service anything not even bj. she only offers FBSM for lot of $$$ not even a happy ending included.... im going to make a solid pass on this one wish her luck
QUOTE=WallStreetBull;6289708]Gents been looking at sara for sometime but can't get a clear sight of what is on the table has anyone dreamed with her? The price point seems in range but can't imagine any real action.
https://tryst.link/massage/sarabruni
Thanks in advance.
Wsb.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have any experience with this one? She posts all the time on RubMD, but there is very little other info on her anywhere.
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/2d3d3ec1-91f5-467c-8ff8-94b7324a2e25
As I previously mentioned, Natural is under new ownership as of a few months ago. Most if not all their girls will be on the same rotation as apartment now because their girls will mostly be all apartment girls going forward. New girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. They are differentiating themselves from all those north side spas where girls don't rotate by using younger apartment girls and rotating girls more often. I am still trying to make a case for FOB Anne to be at Natural after her apartment rotation.
Helen just came from an apartment. There was a nice review for her just the other day in the apartment thread, post 8496. Good service as reported by that poster. How would Helen know the names of the previous girls? Not sure why you get so work up over someone not knowing the name of a girl whom she has never met. Oh well, it's your money. Spend or don't spend it however you want.In retrospect, it was Yaya that I felt was pretending she didn't understand my "Does Lily still work here?" question; I've spoken to Yaya before and believe from that experience and her reaction that she darn well knew what I was asking. So I left the conversation and the business. I shouldn't have blamed Helen and thank you for the tip on the prior review.
Today was my second time at RL. I was there about a month ago and met up with the Russian girl. I met 3 of the girls from the website. They looked exactly like their pictures from the website. Or at least very close to it. Today, I met with the girl in room 3. She was very good looking and I had a good time with her. But she did not look any why close to the profile picture on the RL website. Neither did the other 2 girls from rooms 1 and 2.Hey, at least one time the pics matched for you. I'm like 0-5 there for actually getting a girl that resembles the pics. This is after I was promised by the booker the pics are really if the girl there. Needless to say I haven't been back there for quite some time.
ScoffLaw32
01-13-23, 20:12
Rang the bell at Princess Spa on Belmont. Average looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body answers the door, tells me I have to make an appointment. I figured as much, and she was nice about it. So I headed down the block to Belmont. And an average-looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body buzzed me in and I asked if Eva was available. She was, so I ended up having the usual excellent session with her. Quick shower, great massage, tease, Russian, more massage, and no negotiations. YMMV obviously. I tipped 100, as I feel that's fair for what I got. Still curious about Princess and will probably try again sometime.
Member #6526
01-14-23, 20:07
Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?
SpaDude777
01-14-23, 22:53
Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?Check out my post from 1-2-2023. If you are really looking for HE, probably not the place to go. They do give awesome Thai massage, I usually do 90 Minutes, worth the extra $. Seems like most of the girls there are at least cute if not hot. You never know, I would wait to the massage is getting close to ending before asking or trying any touching, that way at least will get top notch massage. Good Luck!!
Enderwiggen
01-15-23, 00:54
Any idea where Mimi is now?She is still there last I checked.
ScoffLaw32
01-15-23, 13:50
I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).
Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!
WalkingHard
01-15-23, 16:00
I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).
Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!I honestly don't understand why anyone pays for a CBJ. I'd rather stay home a fuck a fleshlight. Best one I ever had was Let's Spa.
I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.
Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.
Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.
If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.
I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.
Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.
If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.
I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.
ThrilHouse
01-16-23, 21:47
Shhhhh you are going to upset papasan and his shills. Anywho it's amazing the advertisement continues after so many goodbyes. But anywho as with any review on any girl lower the standards. Lot of these gals need beer goggle glasses to be seen beautiful. Service will always be hot or miss with Them. You might have better luck with an agency and not a production line.
I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.
Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.
Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.
If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.
I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.
Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.
If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.
I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.
BHC is my first choice because no girls here has let me down like this Ivy today. She wash me with her big big big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable than I turned around she ate my dk into her mouth her tongue and teeth become a brush damn she is a dope girl. After it we get into the room she gave a whole set of standards service procedures. 5 stars strong recommend to try.
Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.Anybody wants to put in? And vote for a person.
BHC is my first choice because no girl here has let me down like this ivy today. She washes me with her big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable and than I turned around and she ate my dk into her mouth the feel her tongue thick and soft. After it we go into the room she start her whole set of standards service procedures 5 stars strong recommend I paid 280 for whole course service included house fee.
BHC is my first choice because no girls here has let me down like this Ivy today. She wash me with her big big big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable than I turned around she ate my dk into her mouth her tongue and teeth become a brush damn she is a dope girl. After it we get into the room she gave a whole set of standards service procedures. 5 stars strong recommend to try.I see on BHC website a photonof Anni- face looks very similar to fob Anne although I noticed a tattoo on shoulder- it is not the same person (I texted fob Anne to make sure) - curious if the photo is way off and she is much bolder or not: anyone sees her let us know what the real look is. SF.
Robert Gou2
01-17-23, 18:09
Anybody wants to put in? And vote for a person.Check your PM.
GeneralObvious
01-17-23, 18:11
The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?
Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.However, if you're around their age, give or take a few years in either direction, your odds increase. If you're nice looking, it happens more often than you think. It really is more of a YMMV kind of thing.
OF Charlie
01-17-23, 18:54
I see on BHC website a photonof Anni- face looks very similar to fob Anne although I noticed a tattoo on shoulder- it is not the same person (I texted fob Anne to make sure) - curious if the photo is way off and she is much bolder or not: anyone sees her let us know what the real look is. SF.BHC is hurting for business now because FOB Anne is working for their competitor. So on purpose they gave a name of Anni to confuse people with the real Anne. It's so obvious. No one spells Anne with an "i".
Also, that poster works for BHC. Just check his post history. Everything is about how great BHC is and there is one very negative post about you guess it their competition 819.
BHC is hurting for business now because FOB Anne is working for their competitor. So on purpose they gave a name of Anni to confuse people with the real Anne. It's so obvious. No one spells Anne with an "i".
Also, that poster works for BHC. Just check his post history. Everything is about how great BHC is and there is one very negative post about you guess it their competition 819.Thanks for the heads up, almost fell for this. Dbl checked the website, yup. Noticed the poster too.
This place looks legit but according to rubmaps it offers extras https://chicagomensspa.com/. Any Intel? BTW Fabiola the goat latina is back at AOL spa but beware she's very iffy and only gives good service if your latino or fluent in Spanish.
BHC is hurting for business now because FOB Anne is working for their competitor. So on purpose they gave a name of Anni to confuse people with the real Anne. It's so obvious. No one spells Anne with an "i".
Also, that poster works for BHC. Just check his post history. Everything is about how great BHC is and there is one very negative post about you guess it their competition 819.If you are a Chinese you will know what is Anni in Chinese LOL.
OF Charlie
01-18-23, 09:42
If you are a Chinese you will know what is Anni in Chinese LOL.Please stop and go get a new handle. Your gig is up. If you want to promote BHC, don't make it so obvious. Post some other places, not exclusively about BHC.
Before you call me a BHC hater, check my post history. I have posted plenty of good reviews for BHC. Two positive posts as recently as a month ago, on Kiki and Shasha.
No need to reply anymore as I am adding you to my ignore list. Just a waste of my time.
I was in town for work and after doing all my research on the boards here, decided to go to 819. The place was just the right amount of dank, although I don't love taking my shoes off and leaving them unattended at the front. I was taken to a room by a cute woman, then moved to another room by another. This one was my girl, and she was hot. Probably early 30's in reality but looked 20's, spoke almost no English. Went right to negotiation and agreed on BBBJCIM. She got super into it, moaning so loud while she worked that the woman next door had to bang on the wall. Finished after a few minutes, she spit into a paper towel, and then went on to give a decent massage. No regrets about the choice, I got everything I wanted and it was phenomenal. I wish I had asked her name, but someone here would probably know enough to tell me. Visit was on Friday.
Please stop and go get a new handle. Your gig is up. If you want to promote BHC, don't make it so obvious. Post some other places, not exclusively about BHC.
Before you call me a BHC hater, check my post history. I have posted plenty of good reviews for BHC. Two positive posts as recently as a month ago, on Kiki and Shasha.
No need to reply anymore as I am adding you to my ignore list. Just a waste of my time.I think you share your post for your profit. So you don't like any good comment regarding BHC. Because you don't get any good from BHC now.
AcrossTheUnive
01-18-23, 13:57
I have been to 819 numerous times and will in the future but my advice is to skip this place this week. The current two gave me the most furious visit that I have ever had. I am so pissed that I won't even bother sharing the details other than avoid the 2 girl service offer. Just basically avoid this week period. These girls cannot be allowed to cheat us. I am not a simp but not an a-hole either. I am not hung like a pornstar nor am I small. If a girl cannot receive a slightly above average length stick with average girth then they should probably leave.
This chick with the big winged tramp stamp was terrible! I believe Linda or something. Bonita was the other girl. Tramp stamp Linda might have been intoxicated in the morning or something. I was so ticked off I just decided to take the loss.
If one of you does decide to try anyways, please get the correct name for the girl. I will not take 819 off my list but I hope the boss ejects this girl immediately based on todays performance.
I came for a 1 girl 1 hr service. I got 2 girl promise but not delivered, 1 girl cfs 100% complaining about size, then about HJ length of time. Almost no rub, no shower and from car seat to car seat was less than 30 min.
So pissed that I just took the 26 x total loss rather than argue with intox chick. They wanted huge tip for a 2 girl boom boom plus 10 x door fee.
Unacceptable if you ask me. I got ripped off today that is for sure.
PregnantLover1
01-18-23, 15:34
I don't know if there is a better place besides Chicago to post this, but does anyone have Intel on any place around Elk Grove Village?
While in Town Hitting Up All My Favorite Spots.
Stopped by Orange Spa.
Was able to meet with Candy. Girl is cute but terrible English.
Started with a high number $220 got her down to $150 for a 30 min visit (never go full hour at massage place you will never get more than 30 minutes).
Started with standard rubbing and then a crazy jackhammer 🤦8205;9794;65039;.
Finally got her to put it in her mouth no cover for +50 almost had me but paid her on her back and that was it -.
Think Friday is her last day and this is a picture she texted me which I would say is accurate or at least a twin -.
Worth the $200 for everything I paid.
I don't know if there is a better place besides Chicago to post this, but does anyone have Intel on any place around Elk Grove Village?Mt. Prospect is the closest with a minimum of 3 good FS shops plus others.
Went to Ozone. Thee were three shoes by the bench but also three girls letting me in. I took the one with the fantastic tits and bleached blonde hair. Got naked on table and she came in and gave a weak massage but when she was by my head had no problem with me groping and grabbing her ass and let me rub her pussy over her tight pants for a while. I could feel it getting warm and wet. She asked what I wanted. I asked for FS but settled on BJ as I only had 120 after door. She asked for more I said I don't have it, she said, fine. And took it, counted it then took off all her clothes and her body was fantastic. But. She wouldn't let me grope her tits. I tried, I wanted to suck them, but nope. So I just let her blow me with a rubber while I grabbed her ass and the outside of her pussy. She gave a pretty good blow job though. Super hot mouth and got my very very hard and she just bobbed up and down with no stop and no teeth until I blew in bag. She kept going until I went totally soft. Great deeep throat covered blow job. Got up. Cleaned up dressed and left. Seems like clean and ok place but was just a pretty mechanical blow job. Although it felt awesome too.
I have been to 819 numerous times and will in the future but my advice is to skip this place this week. The current two gave me the most furious visit that I have ever had. I am so pissed that I won't even bother sharing the details other than avoid the 2 girl service offer. Just basically avoid this week period. These girls cannot be allowed to cheat us. I am not a simp but not an a-hole either. I am not hung like a pornstar nor am I small. If a girl cannot receive a slightly above average length stick with average girth then they should probably leave.
This chick with the big winged tramp stamp was terrible! I believe Linda or something. Bonita was the other girl. Tramp stamp Linda might have been intoxicated in the morning or something. I was so ticked off I just decided to take the loss.
If one of you does decide to try anyways, please get the correct name for the girl. I will not take 819 off my list but I hope the boss ejects this girl immediately based on todays performance.
I came for a 1 girl 1 hr service. I got 2 girl promise but not delivered, 1 girl cfs 100% complaining about size, then about HJ length of time. Almost no rub, no shower and from car seat to car seat was less than 30 min.
So pissed that I just took the 26 x total loss rather than argue with intox chick. They wanted huge tip for a 2 girl boom boom plus 10 x door fee.
Unacceptable if you ask me. I got ripped off today that is for sure.That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.
I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.
Hey guys, I know the door fee is $80/ hr, but what's the typical FS rate?
GeneralObvious
01-19-23, 14:58
Hey guys, I know the door fee is $80/ hr, but what's the typical FS rate?Generally speaking, FS starts at $200. Most girls only offer CFS. If you're offered anal, add another $40-50.
DudeMcDuderson
01-19-23, 14:58
What are the best full service parlors with hot young women?
Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?
Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.
OF Charlie
01-19-23, 15:33
That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.
I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.This is a perfect example of what I have been saying. Go visit a girl, not the place. And don't give up on a place just because you had one bad experience, especially on a place that rotates often. If the original poster had seen FOB Anne yesterday, his review would be totally different. I will post a PSA when Anne gets to 819. The plan is to keep her at PD a few more days after the end of the current rotation tomorrow before sending her to 819. For those of you who don't go to apartment, be patient for a few more days. You will be rewarded when you see Anne.
I wrote a post on Sasa, so it's good to see that you enjoyed her. Ideally, a place should have good service regardless of who the girls are. But sadly that is not the reality. That is why I always encourage people to write reviews, both good and bad. It's the only way to avoid bad girls.
AcrossTheUnive
01-19-23, 16:58
That sucks. Sorry you didn't get good service. I get so annoyed when they imply I'm too big for them. I'm no John Holmes.
I would stick with 819. I've had less than great experiences there myself but I recently saw Sasa and had a great time, no regrets.I saw Sasa multiple times. She enjoyed, I enjoyed. I am not giving up on 819. I just would not go there with the current lineup again. I have not a single time ever gone bonkers with one of the ladies. I honestly don't enjoy that rough stuff like some of you. I always assure them that I am gentle and this is true. I always make an attempt to get the girl there first. I ease my way in and am a gentleman. The one I saw acted as if I was inflicting great pain upon her. Maybe the guy before me went ham inside her. I do not know. It was not worth losing my cool though. These type of experiences are just part of the hobby. Win some, lose some.
I will be back at 819 though. That is for sure. It is convenient for my work situation and I have had great experiences there.
Bonita was the other girl.That might be Monica. She just texted and told me that she loved me, so it's probably a slow afternoon. I thought that she was a good value, but it was a bit of a rush job.
WalkingHard
01-20-23, 01:40
What are the best full service parlors with hot young women?Check out Massage Envy.
GeneralObvious
01-20-23, 09:24
Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?
Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.In the city, an above average provider will charge you 2 $ for CFS, 120-150 for BJ, and $60 to $100 for a HJ, with topless being the $1. Average providers aren't a big discount, maybe 10-15%. They can charge whatever they please. You can accept or reject. Lots of guys accept the higher prices. They're pushing a lot of mongers out, or forcing them to cut back.
Check out Massage Envy.Massage Envy is like a nationwide corporate company? I find it very hard to believe they do extras, let alone FS. Can anyone actually back this up?
Anyone got intel on this place? Tried using the search tool but haven't found anything. I don't have rubmaps but there are a fair number of reviews so I'm tempted to take that as a sign that you can get some action. Mostly just want some L1 or L2.Reliable L1 Vivi works on Thursdays and Fridays. She's young and thin and has good English and hand technique. Claire is older than Vivi but she has nice tits and ass to grab.
DMichaels69
01-20-23, 10:33
Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately its too late to fix that.
Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?
Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz.
Haven't done the AMP scene in awhile but honestly needed a decent to good massage and why not the extras so tried 2 different spots, the usual suspects that we all know about and ones I've been too, albeit not recently. First AMP, in the city, Health Center something. Massage wasn't good at all but figured extras would cure all ills. First I knew it was going to be a problem when I was told table shower was an extra $. I was like WTF! No way I'm paying $$ for extra services but $ extra for table shower? When did this start? Have I been off the AMP scene that long? Second well known AMP, NW burbs, Buffalo Grove area I get a really good massage good pressure the massage itself was worth the trip. When it came to extras was told $$. 50. Huh? Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $.2 to $.6 tops?
Again maybe its me I haven't really hit the AMP scene in awhile but it hasn't been that long has it. Geeezzzz." Really wait what happened to door. 8 and all inclusive $. 2 to $. 6 tops?" This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.
In the city, an above average provider will charge you 2 $ for CFS, 120-150 for BJ, and $60 to $100 for a HJ, with topless being the $1. Average providers aren't a big discount, maybe 10-15%. They can charge whatever they please. You can accept or reject. This is pretty spot on for typical rates in the city these days. For the above average provider, younger and good looking, a lot of times those are their starting rates and if you're experienced or don't mind a little haggling there's probably anywhere from 10-25% wiggle room. Then again, you have your MPs that are essentially APTs with a storefront and those are a standard rate. Many here will tell you blindly hand over the 2 Benjys, on top of house, but in the couple times I've been a Benjy Grant combo will get you FS with the trimmings. It's your "non-agency" providers that set their own rate, which tends to start high.
Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately its too late to fix that.With the older providers, you have to remember, they are the crafty veterans. They've been around for a while and know how to take advantage of the moment and the monger. They see everyone calling in appts for "Mimi" or "Coco," the young hot chick, so their going to try and recoup since their rotation keeps getting skipped over. Other times they just wait until their monger is in the heat of the moment and throw out a number, some bait, hoping for a bite. The older vets have much more wiggle room and will haggle, which is annoying, for fear of missing out on a tip altogether.
This is still the norm in the Chicago area suburban FS shops that have TS. A few without showers are less. Can't speak to city AMPs beyond what I read, since haven't done one in many years. That $$. 50 ask was probably thrown out trying to catch a sucker. I'm sure it occasionally works to the uninformed and the desperate.And, as always, everything is more expensive in the city. Gas, cigarettes, and BJs. I am in the city but regularly venture out into the suburbs. Spending $5-10 on gas for sometimes better service at a reasonable rate is an easy choice.
Your best bet, find a couple two, three regulars and you can avoid the sticker shock. Everyone likes variety, as do I, but you have to have a steady rotation as well to avoid the market fluctuation. This also tends to lead to added benefits over time. Good luck all!
Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.
So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!
Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!
check out massage envy.what?? Lol!!
Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.
So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!
Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!I didn't get a massage for maybe 8 months. Went to my reg spot and went to tip 60, she says I usually get 100. I've always given 60, so I just pulled out another 20 to relieve the situation. She was still mad. Prices have been up but also noticed places are having a more open menu as well.
Massage Envy is like a nationwide corporate company? I find it very hard to believe they do extras, let alone FS. Can anyone actually back this up?He is pulling leg. RTFF, there are plenty of places in Chicago and around. I'm sure you will easily find what you're looking for.
WalkingHard
01-20-23, 20:12
Spoke to someone not too long ago about the way prices are trending. Was informed that in 2023 we will see a big hike in prices. Perhaps as much as 20 - 30%.
So, a simple L1 would be. 8+ and L2 would be 1.2+ and L3 will jump all the way up to 2.0+. And that's not including door fee. On top of that there is no certainty about quality!
Guys start working overtime or you will be out of this game!People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.
A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.
SexWithJesus69
01-20-23, 23:09
Reliable L1 Vivi works on Thursdays and Fridays. She's young and thin and has good English and hand technique. Claire is older than Vivi but she has nice tits and ass to grab.Looks like Claire went back to China for a few months sadly. Might check out Vivi since she's down the street.
After a minor goose chase I managed to find a new provider from a local spa that looks legit but this lady offers private incall and outcall appointments. Her snapchat is savionworld. She will ask for a deposit of 50 but if your both polite but insist that you don't feel comfortable paying this fee, she will obliged and agree to see you. Session is $80 for an incall and outcall is $120 . YMMV as she was teasing me constantly and even wore a skimpy outfit but also mentioned that in follow ups now that we have establish trust "she provides " other massages. I asked if she provided nuru, she said yes. So if anyone want to give it the old college try please do. You might discover more fun in your adventure than I did with this young lady .
ScrappyDoo1
01-21-23, 02:57
Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.
Natural Healers -.
I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).
Bella CLM -.
I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.
Zara CLM -.
Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.
Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.
Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.
Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!
BigFacts Boy
01-21-23, 03:22
Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.
Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.
When I arrive poor Lili was the only girl there and literally was in the middle of taking a pounding I told her I'm normally customer and am friends with owner to do her thing I would shower and be waiting -.
About 20 minutes later I could here her wrapping up and she comes in looking like like the last guy destroyed her. She starts the Neg at $230 I get.
Her to accept $140'(guys never pay over $160) you can go to an apartment for a full hour for that and not be rushed -.
Service was good. Girl was cute. Large breast well done if bolt ons if not naturally beautiful then -.
She does however put on a condom then some odd penis draping protective thing. But overall good service I personally wouldn't repeat but do recommend and don't go over 30.
Minutes you won't get it and don't pay more than $160.
Let the hunt begin today for my next review.
People paying $80 for a HJ are chumps. I'd perhaps pay $80 for a HJ if I get a great top of the line massage and an amazing sensual HJ. Places / girls that I know in the city who provide such service = 2.
A standard massage and a HJ $60 tops. At the end of the day this is unskilled labor. If she's a young looker than I can see paying $200 for FS but people paying average women in their 40's to bang just save your money and go to a nice destination to get younger and better.Thats the thing, a few places I've gone to don't even offer the standard HJ anymore. Its tits out or naked and they want 100 or more.
Had a session with Lili at Orange Spa.I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.
Saw Melissa a ways back, before the covid. She was super cool. I had only 30 min. At start she offered CFS or CBJ for 1. 6. Started back massage. About ten in, flip. She got naked and, sadly, the second she grabbed me I shot. She said maybe we could play with a vibe or something, then left briefly (wash up?
When she came back, she saw I was still ready, so she got next to me and stroked me beautifully while I fingered her bald puss. Obvi, I shot again.
Been dying to repeat, just never get to Chi anymore.
Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.
Natural Healers -.
I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).
Bella CLM -.
I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.
Zara CLM -.
Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.
Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.
Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.
Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!
I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.Is BBFS available for the VIP rate there?
Too many desperate mongers who get strong armed by for the most part average older women into paying a higher tip. Unfortunately, its too late to fix that.Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?
I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?
Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.
Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.
GeneralObvious
01-22-23, 08:15
Been out of the game for a long time. And out of Chicago even longer. Are things really that bad now?
I remember that with a door fee of. 4/ . 6 for a hhr I was able to get CFS with a 1. 2/ 1. 4 tip (for a tot of 1. 6-1. 8). Now it seems like people are tipping 2. ONTOP of the door fee for grandmas, or am I mistaken?
Seems wild, the apartment girls are still the same price I remember. I remember the choices being "roll for a rotation of apartment girls for a sure CFS with zero rub and a younger-yet-rando gal you will never see again or take your chances with a mature / grandma who may have a good rub to go along with the CFS" for about the same price.
Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.Prices have gone up significantly. Every nice looking provider asks for $160-200, and they should. Grannies, from what I hear, are only asking for $140-160. My 2 BBFS providers get $200. They started offering bare, after I became a regular.
Does anyone know of a place where the 40+ rubbin matures still go for a 1. 2 tip CFS? Otherwise, I'd be better off just doing apartments. I like a good granny, but I'm not paying more than an apartment girl for them.Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.
Generally speaking, FS starts at $200. Most girls only offer CFS. If you're offered anal, add another $40-50.Are you getting 2 pops with that?
I checked her out after I banged Emma at BHC, but some guy was installing cable in the lobby, so I just bailed instead of trying to talk to her. Went down to Archer Spa and met Helen who was a little older, other girl was busy.How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.
ThrilHouse
01-22-23, 21:22
Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.
Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.
Natural Healers -.
I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).
Bella CLM -.
I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.
Zara CLM -.
Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.
Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.
Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.
Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!
Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?
I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.
The lack of talent and service is about to make me give up on the South Burbs!
Since we don't have anything other than the same old Asian L1's out here, I decided to give this place another try since Mahagony was so cool back in the day. Mahagony still takes all of the calls. Took the 30 minutes for 0. 6 with Rihanna (her direct cell 312.320. 0070). I tried to find out how much the finishes cost before the appointment, but Mahagony stated that it is up to the private contractor.
Rihanna was nice, but this is where the good stops. First, she tries to up sell me to 45 minutes for 1. O when I know that's what 60 minutes cost. Then, she states that an L1 costs 1. 0, and that's all that is offered. Reluctantly, I took it since I was already butt ass naked LOL. She did strip down, but the massage was below average with some ok stretches. The finish was basic and plain. So much for second chances smh.
Mahagony (from Spa Paris) is the owner so I text her for their prices. She gave me 30 min for 0. 6 and one hour for 0. 9. Now, once before she had told me that she would do the dollar a minute Monday like Spa Paris use to have. This time, she doesn't want to do it but that's ok. I ask if this is the bikini rate? She says yes. So, I make the appointment.
She text me a little later to confirm the appointment time and to ask again how long that I wanted. Told her 30 min because I wanted to check out her service on my first visit, but I would do longer if she gave me the Spa Paris Monday prices. Mahagony then stated that I could have the Spa Paris Monday rate but the minimum time was 60 minutes. I agreed.
I get to the location and ring the bell but no one comes to let me in. Then my phone rings, its Mahagony. She tells me that her therapist doesn't want to do the dollar a minute rate so we need to go back to the original rate and that she will take care of me another time. I say ok so she gives me the code to get in.
Harlem, a dusty medium size ebony therapist meets me in the hall and tells me to wash my hands. She should have gone first because her hair was undone and it looked like she had just woke up. She didn't smile and her greeting was dry. Harlem looked like she didn't want to be there.
Harlem sends me to the room to get comfortable. When she came in, I noticed that she wasnt in a bikini. I asked her why and told her that Mahagony said that the 30 minute rate was for a bikini massage and I offered to show her the text. She strips down and we start.
As we know, most of the non-asian places offer more of a back rub than a real massage (Paris, Lexis, and Mahagony were the rare exceptions) so you are really paying for a different experience (ebony, bikini.). Well, Harlem started with a weak ass back rub then she gets a text. Mahagony denied agreeing to a bikini massage so Harlem starts getting dressed. I offered to show her the text and asked why she would stop in the middle of the session. Harlem then stated that Mahagony doesn't set her prices and ended the session all together.
I call Mahagony but she is so busy defending herself that she wasn't listening to what I was saying or reading what she wrote so I hang up and started texting again so I could actually get in a word or two. She calls back first and tells me to see her when my finances are right. After I shut that crap down, she states that there is nothing she can do about the past but she will make it up to me in the future. It was to late for that so I ended the conversation and went over to see Lisa at Best One.
Mahagony was good as hell at being a therapist but she has much to learn about how to run her business and how to regulate her therapist. Just because her therapist are independent contractors doesn't mean that she doesn't control of the basic structure of her business. In the end, she doesn't realize that it's her name at stake. In my book, this place is a forever no go.
Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.Every time I call Linda answers the and says that she and one other person is working. Gets there and I only see Linda there. Always an be excuse for the other "girl" not being there. So is the really a second person or is this place just a person operation?
SexWithJesus69
01-23-23, 08:06
After a minor goose chase I managed to find a new provider from a local spa that looks legit but this lady offers private incall and outcall appointments. Her snapchat is savionworld. She will ask for a deposit of 50 but if your both polite but insist that you don't feel comfortable paying this fee, she will obliged and agree to see you. Session is $80 for an incall and outcall is $120 . YMMV as she was teasing me constantly and even wore a skimpy outfit but also mentioned that in follow ups now that we have establish trust "she provides " other massages. I asked if she provided nuru, she said yes. So if anyone want to give it the old college try please do. You might discover more fun in your adventure than I did with this young lady .Do you have any other info about her? What she might look like age wise. And was there any type of HE?
How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.Emma was OK, one of the better looking girls this rotation. I initially went down by Archer at 9 AM sharp, but some dude was already ringing the doorbell. Doubled back to BHC. It was kind of a rush job with her bargaining for an extra tip because it was Chinese New Year, but I was able to hold that extra twenty over her head while I was pounding her. Did the same routine that I did with Monica at 819, rolling her over from sideways to doggie flat on her stomach, but I didn't pop from the tightness this time. Told her she could finish on top and she really did an outstanding job even if it was just to get me out of the shop. Didn't bother to get her contact information.
I was still pretty horny the next day, so I went by 819 first thing. Monica told me that she wasn't at the shop yet, so I drove around west of the spa which was fairly interesting as I'm not that familiar with the area. When I saw two hostile-looking guys standing at Harrison and California apparently selling drugs, I was reminded why I have avoided the area over the years and tried to make the quickest full stop at the sign so that they couldn't get a good shot if they were so inclined.
Monica told me to come over and I handed over the $210 I had on me when I got there and she was happy with it. She got me pretty hard with a BBBJ followed by a nice rim job using a lot of lube as an apparent attempt at a germ barrier. She was giving me the rush job while I was fucking her, but I did get her to flip over and submit to some deep doggy that definitely got her attention. She had promised a mouth finish, so I sat down, stripped off the condom and stuck my cock in her mouth. She froze up when I came, but I stroked the half of my cock that wasn't in her mouth so that she could get every drop. Didn't swallow, but it was one of the better times I'd had lately. She's leaving on the first.
I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?I've never been to any of the agencies on the agency thread, so can't make a comparison there, but compared to the places on this thread, CLM is one of the few massage places with a diverse roster, including American girls. All of their locations are in safe residential neighborhoods, so they're easy to get to, and they rotate the girls from location to location daily so that no matter which location you're closest to you'll eventually get access to a girl you like.
The menu isn't always the best, and it's A LOT more expensive than what I'm sure guys pay at BHC or the various spas. And the most frustrating thing for guys who are new to CLM is the randomness of the extras. Sometimes a young hot girl like Cameron will charge half of what an old Latina like Nicole does and there doesn't seem to be any logic for why. Honestly, I debate whether CLM should even be called a massage parlor. It's really more of an agency, for better or worse. But then again, agencies usually have more of a standardized rate structure. I dunno, it's unique and I just go because I can get there in five minutes.
Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.
Natural Healers -.
I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).
Bella CLM -.
I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.
Zara CLM -.
Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.
Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.
Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.
Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.
Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.
ThrilHouse
01-23-23, 12:29
Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.
Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.
Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).
I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.
What / Where is CLM?Chicagolandbodyrubs.com
I see they've introduced a new girl, Leila. I can't make out a lot from the photo (are those gang signs or just weird finger positioning?) but she looks curvy and it seems like a real photo. She's on twice this week. If anybody happens to see her, post a review.
Also, anybody seen Maya? Love the pic but don't recall any feedback.
I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).
I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.
Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.
Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?
Where is the best (tight) Asian place around nowadays?
Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.Every time I call, Linda answers the phone and say that she and one other girl is working. But when I get there is is just her and she always make an excuse for the other person not being there. So is this place a person operation or is there really other people working there?
By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?Claudia? I think it was something like exploradora or exploradora1 something like that. Very masculine username.
They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.Yes, I've had the same experience there. Also, the "holly grail," (I guess her name was Julia) provided at south Western place. Does anyone remember her and have any idea where she might be now?
Texted HCS with the hopes of seeing Angela. Was told via text that she went back to China for 2 months. 2 minutes later I get a phone call from Mamasan saying that she has a new young lady there (Elana). I told her ok I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Greeted at front door by Mamasan only to find out rates were bumped up to 70/ hr. Told her I spoke to her about seeing Elana. She said I have to wait (WTF! , We spoke I was in my way) . I opted for not waiting and drew Kiki.
50 ish MILF (good from afar but far from good). Spinner type body but was so tightly wrapped w / whatever she was wearing.
So who knows what was under there.
Decent massage skills. Minor teasing, limited OTC roaming.
On the flip only L1 offered. Wanted. 8 talked down to. 5.
Overall go for massage, skip the L1. She was also masked up entire time.
AcrossTheUnive
01-23-23, 21:47
Emma was OK, one of the better looking girls this rotation. I initially went down by Archer at 9 AM sharp, but some dude was already ringing the doorbell. Doubled back to BHC. It was kind of a rush job with her bargaining for an extra tip because it was Chinese New Year, but I was able to hold that extra twenty over her head while I was pounding her. Did the same routine that I did with Monica at 819, rolling her over from sideways to doggie flat on her stomach, but I didn't pop from the tightness this time. Told her she could finish on top and she really did an outstanding job even if it was just to get me out of the shop. Didn't bother to get her contact information.
I was still pretty horny the next day, so I went by 819 first thing. Monica told me that she wasn't at the shop yet, so I drove around west of the spa which was fairly interesting as I'm not that familiar with the area. When I saw two hostile-looking guys standing at Harrison and California apparently selling drugs, I was reminded why I have avoided the area over the years and tried to make the quickest full stop at the sign so that they couldn't get a good shot if they were so inclined.
Monica told me to come over and I handed over the $210 I had on me when I got there and she was happy with it. She got me pretty hard with a BBBJ followed by a nice rim job using a lot of lube as an apparent attempt at a germ barrier. She was giving me the rush job while I was fucking her, but I did get her to flip over and submit to some deep doggy that definitely got her attention. She had promised a mouth finish, so I sat down, stripped off the condom and stuck my cock in her mouth. She froze up when I came, but I stroked the half of my cock that wasn't in her mouth so that she could get every drop. Didn't swallow, but it was one of the better times I'd had lately. She's leaving on the first.It was because of this post that I gave Monica another shot after my disappointing last visit with the other girl. I am so glad that I did! Monica was great! Great BBBJ and not only did she not complain about my member like the other girl, she claimed it as hers through a translator! I guess either she liked it or was a good actress about it. The only thing that I disliked was the shower was me by myself. Her BBBJ followed some Russian. Good DFK and she was just very sexy and enticing. There was cfs in cg, mish and standing mish to completion. I only wish that I had partaken in some DATY because it looked tasty.
I hope to repeat before her departure.
Rarely in the city, but had a chance to see what you chicago boys sometimes post about OD. Judy is definitely up there in age and chubby. But that bare l2, that was something! Nice lady decent massage.
Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.
Mutual touching was what? She's in the neighborhood, so I'm thinking about seeing her. Any upgrades?
If the massage is good, I really need a good massage, and I'd rather just go somewhere close and not have two rides offset the lower price elsewhere.
SecretChicago7
01-24-23, 10:44
Melissa was fun, settled for two shot one L2 and one L1. Extra Benjamin after hr door. Suzie was same but a lot less fun. Can't comment on Claudia but I believe she was self reviewing here. They can ask for lot of $ but don't budge from the lines they aren't worth it.I agree about Melissa. She's great and reasonably priced relative to others out there now. She's typically enthusiastic and not a clock watcher.
Suzie is close to the pics she posts. She is tiny with huge ass. She wasn't into FS when I saw her but does a good CBJ. She's a decent dirty talker and plays the naughty girl card a bit.
Jessica and Sandra are best bang for your buck. Both aren't the greatest lookers but are fine for getting the job done. Jessica's pics are real but maybe add a few lbs. Sandra uses fake pics she's like 40 but not a bad bod overall. Sandra can be a freak too.
I saw Maya years ago and she's not as fit as those pictures. Fairly curvy and wanted a lot for FS.
Ashley's pics are a good representation she's tall and curvy. She's very friendly and I think was $$ for car.
I saw Cameron who was super hot but only L1 I think she's gone.
I've seen Nicole in passing any definitely older than her pics show. I also saw Salma in passing and she seemed pretty cute. Anybody have info on her?
The red table girls on Irving are typically nowhere near their pictures. Same with the Elston crew. Usually not nearly as attractive.
Jordan who hosts out of her own spot now on south side is as hot as those pics. She can be pricey but she does a good nude massage if you're looking for a quality l1.
Good AMP on Milwaukee on Nw side. New owners and good girls.
Anyone have a recommendation for a girl that is open to CIM or CIF?
Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.That place was a gold mine. Always felt weird signing in when you hit the lobby but it was no big deal. It's not like they ever checked the names.
I've been dying for another place like that to open in the Loop.
Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.I Loved that place. My office was two blocks away and I would hit it on my lunch break. Good variety of ladies. Menu varied depending on the lady, but most were very accommodating. Need another place like that downtown. Probably not enough clientele though.
I finally made it to Ozone. I drew Hanna. She is Thai and said she came here from Hawaii. Unfortunately she is leaving next week and then coming back mid to late February.
Paid $80 door fee, started with a pretty good massage maybe 20 min. With some excellent teasing. We flipped and agreed on $$ for FS. Deep Throated, then a couple of positions. She was great at making me think she was having a great time. I'm not that good, so she is a great actress. I think a second pop was an option but I didn't have it in me. Are the other girls this good? I think Hanna was pretty attractive, but the other girls looked good too. One was a little chubby, but she looked fun.
I agree about Melissa. She's great and reasonably priced relative to others out there now. She's typically enthusiastic and not a clock watcher.
Suzie is close to the pics she posts. She is tiny with huge ass. She wasn't into FS when I saw her but does a good CBJ. She's a decent dirty talker and plays the naughty girl card a bit.
Jessica and Sandra are best bang for your buck. Both aren't the greatest lookers but are fine for getting the job done. Jessica's pics are real but maybe add a few lbs. Sandra uses fake pics she's like 40 but not a bad bod overall. Sandra can be a freak too.
I saw Maya years ago and she's not as fit as those pictures. Fairly curvy and wanted a lot for FS.
Ashley's pics are a good representation she's tall and curvy. She's very friendly and I think was $$ for car.
I saw Cameron who was super hot but only L1 I think she's gone.
I've seen Nicole in passing any definitely older than her pics show. I also saw Salma in passing and she seemed pretty cute. Anybody have info on her?
The red table girls on Irving are typically nowhere near their pictures. Same with the Elston crew. Usually not nearly as attractive.
Jordan who hosts out of her own spot now on south side is as hot as those pics. She can be pricey but she does a good nude massage if you're looking for a quality l1.
Good AMP on Milwaukee on Nw side. New owners and good girls.
Anyone have a recommendation for a girl that is open to CIM or CIF?I would also suggest Sarah. She's like the older bustier version of Jessica. I haven't tried Salma but from reviews in here, she doesn't do beyond L1 and doesn't give decent service. Now with Claudia having a fake account, has anyone tried her?
I would also suggest Sarah. She's like the older bustier version of Jessica. I haven't tried Salma but from reviews in here, she doesn't do beyond L1 and doesn't give decent service. Now with Claudia having a fake account, has anyone tried her?I'm honestly surprised Salma is still there. I never got the impression she liked the job. I figured she was just there to meet someone who has money and is willing to take her away. She seemed to have a low opinion of the business and the girls who do anything beyond L1. And she bragged about how much money guys offered her for sex and she always turned it down.
The furthest I ever got with her beyond L1 was dry humping which led to some DFK. She actually came, and after that she never let me do that with her again. It was like she crossed some line she set for herself and got mad about it.
Natalie is my favorite new girl there.
PyotrNorth77
01-24-23, 21:26
Is Judy open to Greek?
Curious if others have had bad experiences there? I've been 3 times and each time have had a great experience with L1, only once being asked for a tip upfront.
As the only place I've ever been, curious if I'm missing out on something??
Is Judy open to Greek?I don't think so. She doesn't always not have an open menu. YMMV.
SpaDude777
01-24-23, 23:44
Is Judy open to Greek?If you are looking for Greek go see Karly at Ozone. She really seems to enjoy it also. Think she said she will be back in February.
SpaDude777
01-25-23, 11:41
Curious if others have had bad experiences there? I've been 3 times and each time have had a great experience with L1, only once being asked for a tip upfront.
As the only place I've ever been, curious if I'm missing out on something??Princess is a great place for an above average massage and guaranteed jerk. Almost never ask for $ up front.
I'm honestly surprised Salma is still there. I never got the impression she liked the job. I figured she was just there to meet someone who has money and is willing to take her away. She seemed to have a low opinion of the business and the girls who do anything beyond L1. And she bragged about how much money guys offered her for sex and she always turned it down.
The furthest I ever got with her beyond L1 was dry humping which led to some DFK. She actually came, and after that she never let me do that with her again. It was like she crossed some line she set for herself and got mad about it.
Natalie is my favorite new girl there.I don't remember any discussion of Natalie previously. From her pics she looks like she would be a wild one and open to getting kinky / freaky / wild, what's the scoop? Pics accurate?
Emma was terrible for me.
She was cute. We agree on it she started with good L1/2 and everything went down hill from there. She poured the whole bottle of lube on herself. I didn't feel anything it was a waste of my time and money. She definitely has some miles on her.
BTW. I'M NOT SMALL DOWN UNDER.
SHE WAS JUST LOOSELY GOOSEY.
I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1
Princess is a great place for an above average massage and guaranteed jerk. Almost never ask for $ up front..
I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1
.I really miss the days of Maggie (the owner) doing massage. Hot damn, we had some great times.
SpaDude777
01-25-23, 23:27
I really miss the days of Maggie (the owner) doing massage. Hot damn, we had some great times.Yeah Maggie was the best, so much fun!! I have heard if you get lucky and she happens to be there checking on the girls she will still see a few guys. I have not been that lucky though.
I don't remember any discussion of Natalie previously. From her pics she looks like she would be a wild one and open to getting kinky / freaky / wild, what's the scoop? Pics accurate?http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2880-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6215920&viewfull=1#post6215920.
I haven't seen her lately so no idea if her menu has changed.
I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1.I know there's one that is Latina and one that is mostly Thai. Which is the princess spa in question?
I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1.How was Lisa's massage / teasing / HJ? I recently had Sophia, and she had me up on all fours while stroking and fingering my ass. Quite an experience.
I found Kelly very lackluster. Below average massage and very mechanical HJ.
I know there's one that is Latina and one that is mostly Thai. Which is the princess spa in question?The Asian one on Milwaukee.
Chichef3000
01-26-23, 11:32
Yeah Maggie was the best, so much fun!! I have heard if you get lucky and she happens to be there checking on the girls she will still see a few guys. I have not been that lucky though.Maggie was great! I have seen Kelly and Sofia. Kelly is good, but did not connect with her. Sofia was great, seen her a few times. Not only get a really good massage and stretch, she has a great touch, sensual and erotic.
ScoffLaw32
01-26-23, 14:17
The Asian one on Milwaukee.Just wanted to add that I went to the one on Belmont recently and saw Alice, young Thai girl. Nice massage and finish, pleasant experience.
The Asian one on Milwaukee.They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.
So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?
So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?Search massage keyword on Tryst for girls that do milking tables.
I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.
Chicagobodyrubs.com
Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?
Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.
It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.
They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.
BabyBoy2013
01-27-23, 18:42
For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.
SpaDude777
01-27-23, 19:42
I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.
ConfuciusMan
01-27-23, 22:55
Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.
Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.
Nowhere500
01-28-23, 01:34
My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.Any idea on how to find her?
Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.
But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.
Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.
But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !
Chicagobodyrubs.com
Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?
Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.
It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.
Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.
They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.
For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.
My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!
SideTalker
01-28-23, 15:49
Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.
Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.
As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.
Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.
A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.
Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.
Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!An Asian Jlo 🤔? What's next an Eskimo Beyonce? A Black Barbara Streisand? A thin Lizzo?
BabyBoy2013
01-28-23, 16:33
Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.
Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.
As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.
And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.
SexWithJesus69
01-28-23, 18:11
My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.What girl is this anyway? And what's her info? Dm me please.
I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner.Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.
Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.Fit312 - I would 💯 agree with you Kelly doesn't do drugs. She is one of the best.
In the biz and cool lady.
Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !West River Spa.
SpaDude777
01-28-23, 23:28
West River Spa.I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!
Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters
GeneralObvious
01-29-23, 06:40
I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.
As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.
EscortVeiwer03
01-29-23, 07:26
Heard Tina was there but she was busy at the time so elected for the usual lady there. Massage is. Decent with standard L1, cradling the balls and such. No other extras to speak of and I've been to the place a few times never got more than otc toughing not that I really wanted more sooo YMMV but I doubt you get more than that with the front lady. Will have to go back as I've heard good things. Side note: any of why'all speak Chinese? Cause the language barrier really gets in the way at times and I feel learning the language would make my communication and time at these places better. Would love input on this theory.
LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the watersI was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.
SignerJeff
01-29-23, 10:55
I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.
https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn
I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.
https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicornHow much roaming did she allow? Accurate pics? Hand finish for the 2 plus bills?
BaldTireRide
01-29-23, 14:06
I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.
https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicornI visited her in December before she moved locations. I only did HH since I was in a rush, was hoping she was around longer At the closer spot to do an hour.
I thoroughly enjoyed the massage and she worked out a knot I did not know I even had. Total relaxing environment and left happy with all my stress relieved. Will for sure visit her again the next chance I am in town and have a chance. I can echo the unscented oil being a great choice for some.
I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.Ah ok. Not a fan of European Literature. I am more of a Southern Gothic, Post-Modern Transgressive, or Street Lit. (As matter of face Donald Goines is the one who help inspired this hobby) So don't know much about Don Quixote except he was a crazy old guy with a fat sidekick named Sancho Panza. But yeah Rubmaps was a ripoff.
The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.
As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.
Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.
Lurker1111
01-29-23, 19:40
I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.
If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.
DMichaels69
01-29-23, 20:40
Move on. Sounds like she has.
Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.
Chiguy1983
01-30-23, 00:17
Can anyone DM me a a place that takes insurance? Can be at a chiropractic office or Acupuncture place, extras would be nice but a decent looking therapist is fine.
ScoffLaw32
01-30-23, 00:43
I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.
And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.
Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.Zara is much much MUCH hotter than Claudia, though.
Will be in town tonight-Tues-and Weds. Staying in Mundelein area. Looking for reliable AMP for nothing more than a good massage with nice tease and decent HJ HE. Any recommendations for AMP close to where I will be would be great. Price? Looks? Thanks in advance.
Just took a look at the CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.
It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.
TheFifthOne
01-30-23, 09:56
Recently I visited this LMP located on Belmont and Pulaski. Unfortunately speaking Spanish is key but according to them there's 2 Koreans working there. I didn't catch a glimpse since only 1 works at a time so I would call ahead to make sure they're not busy. Overall it was a very good experience and they for sure are looking to please. But YMMV depending if you're a Spanish speaker or not. If anyone got some young Asians I can visit let me know.
Anyone heard from or seen Lauren in the last few months? I know she moved from her place in S Loop in Oct, but said she would be back up and running at a new location shortly. She's been MIA ever since.
SexWithJesus69
01-30-23, 14:27
Just took a look at the CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.
It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.
SideTalker
01-30-23, 15:24
I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.
Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.
Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.
Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.
Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.LOL. Check my post history. I am Mr. TOFTT. But I eagerly await your second ever review.
FruitNinja
01-30-23, 21:04
Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.You're a funny guy.
Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.
Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.
Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.I think Wonderful Spa has been shutdown for at least a couple of years, after several busts.
Stuck out like a sore thumb only 2 blocks from police station.
Clearly someone didn't do their homework.
I doubt that they reopened since RG is a postage stamp of a town.
ConfuciusMan
01-31-23, 13:58
Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.She actually looked better with her mask on. No touch HJ.
Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.What is the name of the place?
What is the name of the place?Don't go to OKI spa.
0 stars.
IAmTheManyo
01-31-23, 17:18
Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.
Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.
Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.
:30 m /40:60 m /60.
L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.
Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.According to the schedule on the website Maddie doesn't start until tomorrow. Love the photo, but usually when it looks too professional it's a bad sign (Natalie being a notable exception. She really is an Instagram model).
OF Charlie
01-31-23, 19:14
For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.
Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.
Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.
MongerAlways
01-31-23, 19:17
Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.
Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.
:30 m /40:60 m /60.
L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.Are you talkn about Vida or Pure Bodyworks?
I've been to Vida in the past, its been older latinas that are burnt out.
What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?
I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.
I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.
I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!
Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.
I get a hh, I was in a rush that day and honestly the 60 m service adds up over time with the prices some of these girls can charge. Plus, I've had some providers naturally go well past the 30 m just with conversation and a tiny bit of chemistry.
She starts with a decent massage. She used a lot of pressure which I think feels good. It's not as thorough or skilled as some of the other girls like Sandra; she was definitely an amateur masseuse. It wasn't rushed though, so still was hopeful that the flip would be great.
She starts playing with my John and asks me to flip. Stares into my soul as she strokes, and I ask for a menu. CBJ only for $. No FS no BBJ. I asked if she'd do BBJ for an extra amount and she declined. I'm guessing like one of her old reviews says, you have to be a "repeat customer" to build up a decent menu with her. Not my cup of tea, but if one of you wants to venture in and see if it's worth it feel free. Unfortunately I was too fired up to decline, so I paid for the CBJ. In hindsight, it was a damn good HJ so I probably should've stuck with that.
We finish up with CBJ, she cleans me up and I head out.
Overall, Claudia is not worth it for the average monger. If you're the type to want to really build up rapport and flesh out a girls menu, she's for you, maybe.
She's pretty damn attractive, but there's a lot of options at CLM with way better initial menus, prices, or both. I would've rather gone with all star Zara for prices like Claudias, or paid the usual fare and seen the lovely older girls like Jessica and Melissa.
If she were to open up and be a little freakier I'd reconsider, but as of now she's nothing special. Just an attractive and overpriced Latina with a closed menu.
ArielDude28
01-31-23, 23:08
For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.
Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.
Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.I should known this yesterday. I had some afternoon time and went to Natural as my sb was busy and I needed to unload my stress. I paid the parking meter 2. 90 and there was only one lady working. Looked and talked weird. She took me to the room and never responded when I kept asking is it just you today. She kept sayin, can't english. Nice trick. She started spraying some messed up perfume and said 30 minutes 50. I did not sit on the massage table and asked if she is going to massage. She then said yes and I just walked out. LOL. Only damage is the 2. 90 parking.
Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.
Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.
:30 m /40:60 m /60.
L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.Man I miss good latina houses. Any info on how to book?
I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.
I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.
Pretty spot on review of Claudia and sounds a lot like my experience I wrote about. Cute girl, but there's nothing special about her service at all. Good if you want a pretty girl under you but definitely not someone I'm going to add to my rotation there.
ThrilHouse
02-01-23, 16:51
What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.
Coopertars
02-01-23, 19:02
Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?
Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.
I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.The roster is always shrinking and expanding. It looks about average to me.
What does seem to be different is that they have expanded hours so there's a deeper concentration of girls at the same location. Not sure if I like that. That's probably what caused the empty Sunday, all the girls are picking the expanded hours and don't need to pick up a Sunday slot anymore.
SuperTrooper
02-02-23, 10:19
Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!
Coopertars
02-02-23, 11:46
Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbfd-2096-4cd8-b1cb-e9f9c5af0f8c
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc3-90d1-42b1-83a1-2d71b43fdb96
https://www.mslunalatina.com/
SXL in south loop might be a bit far.
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbfd-2096-4cd8-b1cb-e9f9c5af0f8c
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/25a10fc3-90d1-42b1-83a1-2d71b43fdb96
https://www.mslunalatina.com/
SXL in south loop might be a bit far.Does kendall offer L3 or L2.
I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/massage-parlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.
Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.
Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.
Good luck and be safe.
LookinAround1
02-02-23, 13:17
And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/massage-parlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.
Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.
Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.
Good luck and be safe.I was planning on going in on Monday to see lili. But ill stay away for now. Hope the girl pulls through.
OF Charlie
02-02-23, 14:33
And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/massage-parlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.
Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.
Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.
Good luck and be safe.The scoop is that the guy pulled off the cover and tried to bareback the girl and she got mad.
People wonder why Chicago can't get young and hot girls. This incident surely won't help. News has already traveled among the girls. Two girls have cancelled their scheduled visits. April said she probably won't be coming to Chicago anymore since she only goes to BHC. The whole thing is sad.
Visited with Leila this week. Pics are probably her, but flattering of course. She's got very attractive eyes. Lots of tats if you care about that. Chunky but still shapely. Heavier down below compared to up top.
Menu is typical of the girls who work there and is somewhat open. Went for full service for 2. She tried to go higher I wasn't having it. No go on bbj. She was quite nice, and admitted she is still feeling her way on pricing. CBJ & a few positions, she was enthusiastic during the act.
I likely won't repeat simply because the CBJ is always a let down to me.
SpaDude777
02-02-23, 16:11
Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.
ConfuciusMan
02-02-23, 19:30
Just saw on the NBC news. A client stab a massage therapist in the Neck and body after an argument. She's in the hospital in critical condition.
And here's a prime example why "North side guys" don't like to travel south of 290 in the city.
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/massage-parlor-stabbing/ This was BHC for those who didn't catch that.
Terrible for the girl and I hope she makes it through ok. These pseudo-apartment jack shacks draw out all kinds. I'll infrequently hit up the near SW side but living in the city my entire life has taught me to have my head on a swivel when checking certain places or going to certain neighborhoods. This sounds like a crime of passion but it could easily have been a jacking or robbery, especially when these places deal in cash. The obvious jack-shack nature of these places with the constant reporting and high traffic leave them more susceptible to criminal and / or Uncle LEO activity. Again, I hope this girl makes it out ok but everyone should take notice from this barbaric incident.
Oh, and you know Uncle LEO will be reviewing tape, possibly financials, to I'd this scumbag.
Good luck and be safe.I'm preaching to the choir, but it goes to show the importance of always paying with cash. BHC will be under law enforcement's microscope for the foreseeable future.
Visited with Leila this week. Pics are probably her, but flattering of course. She's got very attractive eyes. Lots of tats if you care about that. Chunky but still shapely. Heavier down below compared to up top.
Menu is typical of the girls who work there and is somewhat open. Went for full service for 2. She tried to go higher I wasn't having it. No go on bbj. She was quite nice, and admitted she is still feeling her way on pricing. CBJ & a few positions, she was enthusiastic during the act.
I likely won't repeat simply because the CBJ is always a let down to me.Great review, thanks! Sounds like another standard experience, which is too bad. Was anything else available? DATY? Kissing? She looks Latina from the photo. How's her English?
Does kendall offer L3 or L2.Kendall has been around for a while, I believe under a different name. I contacted her a while ago and she seemed very bitchy so I didn't follow through. Has anyone had a good experience with her? I suspect her "VIP" at 600 is FS.
Try S&L on south Michigan ave. Not the youngest girl but pretty much L2 guaranteed and BB if you want it. Ask for Kelly, she is little moody but good skills and great body. Good Luck.SpaDude, Good advice. I would have said the same. Check your messages, if you would.
FellowMonger
02-03-23, 17:38
Just to preface, I think I saw Kelly. Didn't get her name but based off reviews I"m assuming so.
Not too bad looking, I'd say low 30's? Some good man mades. Small ass but it's fine. Really gets in there for a BBBJ. Had her finger in my ass as she was going up and down. Would repeat to see what else she's down for but parking is awful. Where do yall park lmfao.
Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!
Where do yall park lmfao.Street parking is free on Sunday, but it's usually not that bad over there even if you have to pay. I think that's Kelly's day off, but the other girls are generally DTF. Just beware of Soldier Field parking restrictions when they have events.
CornCobMaker
02-03-23, 22:14
Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!If you're looking for good FS, you'll unfortunately have to go for one of the older, less attractive ones (Jessica or Nicole). For L1, I can recommend Zara or Salma.
Finally going to break the ice with CLM after just doing regular shops. Who would you say is the best bang for your buck in the recent lineup? Looking for either an amazing L1, or FS (as crazy as this sounds L2/ CBJ just doesn't do it for me). I don't see a single girl that looks bad to me from the previews, unless there are any that are VERY off from their pictures? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!Not all of the photos are real or accurate. I'd say about half.
Since you care more about L1 and L3 than L2, it's actually easier to find a girl to be happy with at CLM. I recommend Zara. She does L3 and is the hottest girl there who does FS. She's a gorgeous afro-latina who has the cutest Dominican accent.
If you prefer more goth girls, Natalie also does FS and really gets into it. She's also young and beautiful, got a slutty Sophie Turner kinda vibe. Pic is 100% her. Emily is a brunette and she used to literally be an aspiring porn star. I haven't seen her for complicated reasons, but reports say she does FS. Her picture is also real and accurate.
All three of them charge the same for the FS upcharge $200.
Girls like Jessica, Sarah and Nicol have much more open menus of you want more of a GFE experience, but they're all in their late-30's early-40's, so you have to be ok with that.
I've seen Bella before a couple of years ago and thought she had a nice combo of service similar to the older girls but looks similar to the younger girls, bit more recent reports say she's put on some weight and isn't as much fun in bed anymore. Haven't seen her lately to comment.
Leila seems like another good option based on the review below but I haven't seen her yet.
TrickyBic53
02-04-23, 07:45
Seems legit I see them post consistently.
https://www.massage-chicago.info/
Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.Interesting. Was planning on going. Assume same vibe and MTs? Or are there new ones? Same contact number?
WalkingHard
02-04-23, 23:13
Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?
Took some advice from Fit312 and stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.
Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.
We went back and forth on price for a few minutes and settled on $160.
Service with excellent and will repeat. She will be here for 18 more days.
Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.
Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.
I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.
I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.
I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!
Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).
....stopped by Archer Spa for the first time and was greeted by Lisa.
Chinese girl about 5' 100 lbs great body with outty Belly Button.Sounds like a good prospect. I drove up and down Archer yesterday and everything seemed normal in the aftermath of the BHC stabbing. BHC looked closed as it always does, but Orange had their door open. Popped my head into Archer since parking is easy and introduced myself to Lily who was a petite older lady, but I didn't see the other girl. Probably going to go somewhere else today, but I'll definitely try to catch Lisa next week.
MushroomGod
02-05-23, 10:11
Since the attack at BHC expect the police to use the activity to begin an investigation into that spa as well as the other spas associated with it. The police will investigate phone records of the girls who work at that location as well as the other girls who work at the spas associated / owned by the same person / group. So which spots should be avoided going forward? Is 819 under the same umbrella? Natural Healer?You're giving the cops too much credit. They won't do shit.
I would be very pleased with L1 from a pretty Latina in the $50 range. I tend to stay away from these places known for FS when all I really want is L1 from a pretty girl (a nice massage would be cool too).At CLM there's no upcharge or tip expected for L1. It's included in the entry fee. However, the entry fee is higher than AMPs if that's what you're used to. Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.
WalkingHard
02-05-23, 10:26
Police raid tonight at 9:15 pm. All the masseuses booked out the back. Cops.
Let everyone roll out kept the last masseuse.This was kind of predictable. This place received so many odd reviews / activity on RM the past few months. There was a guy using two accounts to phish for info on the types of services going on there and who was providing them as well as trying to solicit RM members true identities. Definitely seemed like a nosy neighbor or pissed off girlfriend / wife but kind of seemed like it could be police related. Curious what will come from it.
WalkingHard
02-05-23, 10:29
You're giving the cops too much credit. They won't do shit.LOL. Soon as they realize how much money that place was racking in and how much isn't going to the city they will. They could care less about immigrants getting stabbed by degenerates but them and their bosses will care about the money.
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