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Went over to BHC yesterday for the first time in a while. I typically prefer escorts, so I know what I'm getting, but I just didn't have time or energy for the back and forth of trying to schedule with providers who don't even respond 90% of the time. I was met at the door by Natasha, a tallish (maybe 5'5-7 ish" beautiful provider, with natural, perky B cups. I asked for an hour and handed over $$, she came back and asked me to flip immediately, which was unexpected and something I was not initially happy about as I actually wanted a massage too. I didn't have the energy to argue, so I just went with it. I won't go overly into details, but she was extremely sensual, she provided every service I could have reasonably hoped for, and was either really into them or at least convincing at acting like she was. When I finished, she cleaned me up and then unexpectedly went into giving me an amazing massage! Super firm, super high quality, and post climax it was so much more relaxing than any massage I have had before. After the massage, she takes me straight to the table shower and is super thorough and again sensual. It was easily the best time I have had at BHC, and definitely one of the better experiences I've had in the hobby. I highly recommend Natasha, but see her fast before BHC's next rotation.
Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.
Over the course of several months I tried to hook up with her a number of times. Communication was very uneven and she couldn't seem to really read and respond to what I said in text messages. I finally gave up. On days that she advertised she would not respond to messages and then would send me something incoherent when she had not advertised in a week. I think she is probably on some sort of behavioral meds or stoned out of her mind. After I gave up it was reported on here that she is much heavier than her pics.I have seen a lot of negative reviews on Savannah as well. The ones that put me off mentioned that she has a lot of rules and can be cold in person. I also saw those reviews that said she is heavier than most of her pics. She started advertising femdom, which I would go for, but I suspect it is more so she can control the session.
Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.
Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.
Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.Yeah, she definitely got into it more than any of the other traveling girls I've seen for the first time at an AMP recently and a little younger than some of the others.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hws/d/frankfort-new-packages-available/7545065722.html
Booked a outcall service with her and give her all details few days before including the location and room number where I stayed and she didn't show up tried to reach her several times and she didn't answer the call or text.
Anyone had similar experience with her she goes by name. Olivia.
New here, recently moved to Chicago, really loving all the reviews here. Has anyone seen Claudia at CLM? Tryna see her today, saw Melissa and Selma in the past week and only heard good things about her from them. Apparently she's international and also has some massage training haha. Her picture looks hot af, does CLM use their actual pictures? If no one's seen her, I'll TOFTT and report back this morning.Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.
Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?
Anyone seen Margo at Clm lately? Curious as to thoughts / comments about her. She looks really hot and Sexy in her pics. Thanks.I've seen her. She's not as hot as her photos, but they are her photos. In her pics she looks mid to late 20's but in reality she's probably late 30's. She still looks good though. Got kind of a Monica Bellucci look to her face. But Monica when she got older. She is fun in bed, though. She really throws herself into it. Really passionate, goes all out but she's the kind of girl who has a refractory period after she cums. She basically hopped on my dick and sucked the tongue out of my mouth as soon as I came into the room the first time I met her and she hopped off as soon as she came. That was the only annoying thing about the experience.
I eventually got to finish, but it took several minutes before she was up for it again and she wasn't nearly as wet or enthusiastic the second time. Maybe if I waited longer.
I saw her a few times and it was always the same. Not sure I'll see her again.
Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.Any more specifics in terms of her menu? Any DFK? Is L2 BBBJ? What was off from her photos?
Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.
https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/illinois/chicago/asian-massage-body-rub-providers/body-rubs/nuru-and-lingam-massage-specialist-25588.html
It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??
Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid!That's almost certainly a scam. What American woman writes ads that way? It was definitely written by someone who is not a native English speaker.
Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.
Wow April!
Selforen11
10-16-22, 17:17
Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.
Wow April!Is April at BHC or Orange?
Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.
Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.
BigLipps145
10-16-22, 22:51
I am coming up to Chicago in a few weeks so I have read a lot. This is a good post. There are a few ads for Asian outcall. I wonder if anyone has had different experiences with outcalls like this.
PM is good.
Not long ago I stopped for a time in downtown Chicago. As I prepped for the trip I had every intention of taking a short train ride to some near suburb and visiting a provider that seemed to suit my needs. Once in the hotel room I got to feeling lazy and opted for Jin to come to my hotel instead.
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/2925325
She replied to my text promptly and arrived within an hour of confirming the appointment. The picture on the left I thought was obviously not her but the picture on the right probably was, and I was right. She's probably in her early 50's and carrying some extra pounds but not enough to call her fat. She's pleasant enough and tries to give a massage for about 30 minutes. It's ok but not really good. She took off her shirt but left on the bra and pants. During the massage she stayed clear of my hands, which was frustrating. After the flip there was almost no massage and she sat between my legs to begin the HE. Her breasts really look nice. She didn't mind when I sat up and reached around her back to unhook the bra as I though she might. After that I could fondle and kiss them as she kept going with the HE. I was glad the finish was a bit difficult for me that day because she wasn't being too generous. I had her move around to my side so I could reach more but all I got was grabbing her butt. Going naked wasn't an option. Finally she offered me a CBJ for an extra. 6. Since I was taking so long with the HE I figured I could last a good while CBJ too. Good move. Her CBJ technique is really pretty good and I enjoyed it for quite a while. I eventually let go as we neared the end of the hour. Fortunately she didn't stop immediately as I kept her head down there until the pleasure had faded.
It was $200 for the appointment and an extra. 6 for the CBJ. I don't think any more would be available and I won't try again. For prompt service in a downtown hotel I don't think I was ripped off but I don't think I'll be in Chicago enough really to find the best deals on my own.
So I go see this chick tonight.
https://chicago.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/best-thai-chick-schg/469532607259
I text her I'm parked. She tells me come to the door (it's a couple doors down from the actual address given), as I was driving there, I noticed plenty of LEO activity in the area. This doesn't alarm me because NW side neighborhoods are weird. You can raise a family in them, but you also have the luxury of telling your out of town friends your "chiraq" war stories of your NW side neighborhood also LOL. Anyway, I'm walking across the street to the place, and LEO turns off Elston as I'm waiting on her ass to open the damn door. I turn right a bit, walk off, & act like I'm texting on my phone and omw to Subway. The whole time I acted like I didn't even see them though. The streets also going through construction so they were driving slow because of that, or wanted to mess with me (I'm black, it happens lmao) They say something to me or they're just talking loud to each other but I know the passenger LEO was looking at me. But as that's happening she finally pops her fucking head out the door RIGHT IN FRONT OF LEO like "hello. HELLO! Because I'm fucking ignoring her ass LOL like, *****, you don't see the police RIGHT HERE!? IN FRONT OF US!? LEO keeps creeping on down the road slowly as I decide to enter. Wasn't anything they coulda got me on, but it was still a heart pounding moment LOL.
As for the experience, obviously she isn't the girls in the pic, late 30's-mid 40's imo, kinda slim smaller lady, her breath smelled absolutely awful, her condoms were way to small (I know I shoulda used my own), she dried up quickly even with lube and wouldn't keep her back arched in doggy even though I decided to only have the tip in (she or her handler was concerned with my size over the phone so if you do decide to see her be warned she can't take even above average even though she wasn't to tight or she just didn't want to). I finish, she gives me her personal number, I leave and sigh a sigh of relief as LEO isn't outside waiting to harass me on an awful experience and instead had somebody pulled over down the street lmao.
Bad news? Got to get a new tire tomorrow apparently smh found out while driving home LOL so tonight wasn't the best.
Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.
Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.
Exploradora
10-17-22, 11:12
I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.I've seen her a few times now. I think you got unlucky, she does offer a lot of extras and she's been wild and a lot of fun for me. Maybe it's just because it was your first time seeing her, you have to let her open up to you. Did you ask for her menu? Did you act weird or do something to make her not offer anything? You have to initiate the conversation and ask what's available, you can't expect them to as that can get them in trouble if you were LE. It's up to her discretion of course, if she's not interested in offering anything at the time, can't really control that, just be extra nice and respectful, don't do anything you haven't discussed or paid for, always ask for consent. She's definitely the shy / quiet type. After seeing her 4 times now, I recommend walking in and making your donation. Then I would ask for mutual shower and mutual massage, both are my favorite extras of hers, always make your extras donation upfront. And halfway through your appointment ask for CBJ / CFS before she starts at your wood. Don't try to negotiate prices down or they're less likely to offer it to you. If she's feeling it, great. If not, don't be a douche about it and don't push, try again next time. Some girls take a few appointments before they start doing more, but once you've gained their trust, you'll always be in for a good time.
Is April at BHC or Orange?Orange, a block away from BHC.
IMissCutler
10-17-22, 11:44
Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.
Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.Lala is a ton of fun and likes a good time. Always willing to give 2 pops and seems to be horny and enjoying this. I've never seen anyone else there though. Also try the back room, no curtains and a good amount of space.
Anyone ever try the place next door?
Where is this at?
Lala is a ton of fun and likes a good time. Always willing to give 2 pops and seems to be horny and enjoying this. I've never seen anyone else there though. Also try the back room, no curtains and a good amount of space.
Anyone ever try the place next door?.
Selforen11
10-17-22, 14:54
Orange, a block away from BHC.Thanks. I stopped by BHC yesterday looking for April. While I did not find April there I did talk briefly to a very attractive girl who I believe goes by Bella (who I think may be Korean). I will definitely try to get back to see her. It's nerve-racking standing at BHC's door (which is on a very exposed street corner) waiting to be let in, but once inside I have always had a good time.
Bourbon Neat
10-18-22, 00:01
Is this on Irving Park?
Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.
Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.
Anyone have the latest whereabouts of JuJu / Selina. I always enjoyed her at SLX and would like to reunite.
Kda Kodiac
10-18-22, 19:10
Was in the mood for a change of pace so decided to stop at Comfort in Oak Park. Walked in and was greeted by a latina looking gal named Sophia. Went for regular massage. The pricing is a little off (. 7 for hour) but not a big deal. Massage was more rubbing, felt like she was killing time. On the flip there was more of the same until finish. Am pretty sure that there is nothing available aside from standard finish. There was another person working. She had long black hair and was doing sewing / darning when I walked by. Did not raise her head when I passed. All in all, a minus visit.
EscortVeiwer03
10-18-22, 19:14
Yes, I'd love info in an L1/ L2 with a good rimming of my asshole too.I think many of us would like this. Judy at OD is reliable for this service.
WalkingHard
10-19-22, 01:09
Anyone have the latest whereabouts of JuJu / Selina. I always enjoyed her at SLX and would like to reunite.She's at West River.
Electronman
10-19-22, 09:25
From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?
She's at West River.Called Grand Spa this weekend and asked who was working. The woman said Juju was one of girls working. Likely the same Juju as SXL. She probably works at WRS during the week and Grand Spa on the weekends.
SideTalker
10-19-22, 11:43
I think many of us would like this. Judy at OD is reliable for this service.Is she still around? Last few times I went to OD she was gone.
sorry mixed it up with another amp
Daytime Jay
10-19-22, 12:17
Was in the mood for a change of pace so decided to stop at Comfort in Oak Park. Walked in and was greeted by a latina looking gal named Sophia. Went for regular massage. The pricing is a little off (. 7 for hour) but not a big deal. Massage was more rubbing, felt like she was killing time. On the flip there was more of the same until finish. Am pretty sure that there is nothing available aside from standard finish. There was another person working. She had long black hair and was doing sewing / darning when I walked by. Did not raise her head when I passed. All in all, a minus visit.I went there twice. First time no extras at all, second time an ancient MT offered L1 but I declined. Not worth visiting as I don't recall the massage being great either.
Is she still around? Last few times I went to OD she was gone.
sorry mixed it up with another ampShe's the one and only one there for about 2 years running. If you went there, it was her.
CornCobMaker
10-19-22, 21:43
Anyone been to this place? It's in Logan. Might TOFTT when Tim permits but wanting to know what to expect. Thanks.
Anyone been to this place? It's in Logan. Might TOFTT when Tim permits but wanting to know what to expect. Thanks.Been there a few times back in June, was my first AMP parlor actually. I just wanted a massage and was pleasantly surprised when I got a L1 qon the flip. The first time, it was this chatty, cute 30-ish girl who took care of me, every time after that it seemed to be the mama-san who only ever worked there. She's pretty old so if you're dealing with her I wouldn't recommend. I haven't been back in months.
She's at West River.I moved, and haven't been to SXL in a while. Juju moved to West River spa? And / or Grand?
Is she still Juju, or Selena there? Any info appreciated. I love sessions with Juju.
I moved, and haven't been to SXL in a while. Juju moved to West River spa? And / or Grand?
Is she still Juju, or Selena there? Any info appreciated. I love sessions with Juju.Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.
SideTalker
10-20-22, 12:29
She's the one and only one there for about 2 years running. If you went there, it was her.Yep mixed it up with JW Massage on chicago where Wendy I believe gave those pretty nice fake rimjobs with her hands. She seems to be gone now though. Would also be interested in rimmer or butt teasers below the age of 80 as well.
Yep mixed it up with JW Massage on chicago where Wendy I believe gave those pretty nice fake rimjobs with her hands. She seems to be gone now though. Would also be interested in rimmer or butt teasers below the age of 80 as well.Wendy was very-very good by all means. She left the stage due to some health issues not related to her business. I hope she will be fine and resurface one day. Any info in that respect would be appreciated.
Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.I'd like to check this place out, roughly what's the damage?
I'd like to check this place out, roughly what's the damage?50/70. I honestly don't know the tipping rates there for anything, or even what "levels" are available. Me seeing a provider I've seen like 20 times before is not a great data point, sorry.
GeneralObvious
10-21-22, 13:10
Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.You do know, that if you like a provider, and click with her, you can ask for her number. Most give their numbers to guys they like. That way, if they move, you know where they went.
From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?Most of them are in Chicago proper. Sxl is walkable from the loop, many can be reached from the blue line.
Thats not entirely true, there's a lot in Chicago and you don't have to go to the burbs at all. But you are doing yourself a disservice limiting to walking distance from the Loop, this is a waste of time. You can find a lot within a 10-15 dollar taxi ride of the loop.
From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?
ApplePiePussy
10-21-22, 22:01
The hobby is becoming enjoyable again. It's slow everywhere now. The stimi money is gone, PPP money for your fake import export business has run out, and your boss has popped the bubble on your WFM dream. Suddenly there's no line around the block for rushed services from 5's and 6's. Little by little we are returning to equilibrium. J Powell is crushing hobby inflation with 75 point interest rate hikes.
As a result, I ventured out to Orange Spa where many of you have had an unexpected Adam's apple surprise in recent visits. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy that there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits, so I abstained from such adventures. However, after hearing that April was back in town, I decided to check out this recent expansion of the BHC franchise.
I saw April over the summer at BHC and thought that she reminded me of a Chinese Riley Reid. She fucks like one. She definitely has a mouth like one. Her English is really good and the girl likes to talk shit.
When I rang the bell at Orange, she opened the door wearing a cheap bathrobe and her hair was all fucked up, so I thought maybe she ended up on meth. But after she returned to the room in a skimpy dress with her hair tied back, I knew it was game on. The girl is hot when she wants to be and I've seen pics of her dressed in classy clothes on her wechat. But at the parlors, she adopts the personality of a complete ****. I'm not complaining. To each their own.
In my opinion, April's service is as close as we're going to get to Milk Spa Orlando service in Chicago. There's no nuru, but there's everything else. She pulls me into the shower and starts giving me a standing BBBJ followed by some P2 P. Then there's nonstop finger scrubbing of the taint and hole like some of you less European looking folks are used to from the TSA. April likes to walk around the parlor with her dress pulled up and her pussy hanging out. It's her trademark. So when we got back into the room, I leaned her over the table standing and ate her pussy out from behind.
While this is happening, the Ubereats guy is waiting outside to deliver some hot chicken. April sees him in the quad camera setup and pulls her dress down and goes to collect her lunch. I watch them on camera and I wonder if this flunky delivering the chicken has any idea that literally 5 seconds ago, my tongue was up her ass.
She comes back into the room and strips everything off and starts BBBJ again. She quickly turns into an Amazon Dyson knockoff and presses the 10 second powerdrive until her child labor created batteries run out. Then she gets on the table spread eagle and gives me the fuck me look.
Understand that when you fuck April, your enjoyment is secondary to hers. She will grab your hand in whatever position you're in and put in on her clit regardless if it's an awkward position for you. After several rounds of this, I rip off the condom and deliver the ranch for her chicken.
Back to the shower where she washes away the evidence and attempts to make herself presentable for whoever would inevitably end up with my sloppy seconds. On the way out, another girl chats me up and offers some Chinese candy on the counter which is likely from 1993. I take one to be polite and head back out onto Archer.
SpaDude777
10-21-22, 22:14
Just stopped in ozone and saw Carly after I was told me on the phone they had a heap of new talent (tbd if that is true). I hadn't seen any reviews on this one so figured I'd share.
Carly was an early 30's young spinner Thai with some A / B cups. Maybe 5'5 and very pretty and excellent English. Much more than I expected walking in so I went for it. I think I suck at negotiating so probably overpaid but. 6 door fee. Nice teasing massage w / some good pressure and gets on the table to use her weight for the massage. On flip she lays out the menu. Greek $$, BBBJ was $, and HJ. 5. First time here so stuck w / just HJ which had some solid technique and wasn't rushed. No MT at this tier which was disappointing. Was wondering if others could elaborate on if the other upgrades are worth the coin since this was my 1st time here and have nothing to compare it to.Have seen Karly (also goes by Natalie) many times. She is a total freak. She is Brazilian with a perfect bubble butt. Probably weighs around 110 lbs. Complete Hottie!! She definitely loves to fuck!! She is also a Anal Queen. She will really do everything.
BBBJ will tell you to face fuck hard while she gags. Only CFS. She can take a total anal pounding (like 10 minutes straight in ever position) When you.
Are finally done pounding all her holes, She will beg you to cum down her throat and usually gargles before swallowing every drop. I always try to save a huge load.
To see if she can swallow it all LOL (she always has). Anal 240 CFS 200 BBBJWS 140. Really worth every penny!!1 Been mongering for many years and have never met.
A complete package like her. I think she is leaving in about a month.
SexWithJesus69
10-22-22, 17:40
The hobby is becoming enjoyable again. It's slow everywhere now. The stimi money is gone, PPP money for your fake import export business has run out, and your boss has popped the bubble on your WFM dream. Suddenly there's no line around the block for rushed services from 5's and 6's. Little by little we are returning to equilibrium. J Powell is crushing hobby inflation with 75 point interest rate hikes.
As a result, I ventured out to Orange Spa where many of you have had an unexpected Adam's apple surprise in recent visits. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy that there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits, so I abstained from such adventures. However, after hearing that April was back in town, I decided to check out this recent expansion of the BHC franchise.
I saw April over the summer at BHC and thought that she reminded me of a Chinese Riley Reid. She fucks like one. She definitely has a mouth like one. Her English is really good and the girl likes to talk shit.
When I rang the bell at Orange, she opened the door wearing a cheap bathrobe and her hair was all fucked up, so I thought maybe she ended up on meth. But after she returned to the room in a skimpy dress with her hair tied back, I knew it was game on. The girl is hot when she wants to be and I've seen pics of her dressed in classy clothes on her wechat. But at the parlors, she adopts the personality of a complete ****. I'm not complaining. To each their own.How much was the damage. I've heard of April and this makes me want to go for it.
Is this on Irving Park?Excellent description. The horny fat girl growing up. I always knew there was something about her but could not put my finger on it Good observation.
Exploradora
10-23-22, 03:08
Thats not entirely true, there's a lot in Chicago and you don't have to go to the burbs at all. But you are doing yourself a disservice limiting to walking distance from the Loop, this is a waste of time. You can find a lot within a 10-15 dollar taxi ride of the loop.CLM (Chicagoland Bodyrubs) is within walking distance or a quick bike ride or even a few dollar Uber ride for you. Definitely one of the best massage places in the Chicago area, been around for years. My favorite provider there is Claudia. My backup when she's not free is usually Melissa. Good luck with your search.
In town to see an old shipmate get hitched. Was told there is a good massage parlor on Milwaukee Ave I should visit. Can someone help with a little more information.
Excellent description. The horny fat girl growing up. I always knew there was something about her but could not put my finger on it Good observation.Not sure. I am not from here. My friend dropped me off a couple times. He recommended her while he was off running some errands for his wedding.
BabyBoy2013
10-24-22, 02:42
Have seen Karly (also goes by Natalie) many times. She is a total freak. She is Brazilian with a perfect bubble butt. Probably weighs around 110 lbs. Complete Hottie!! She definitely loves to fuck!! She is also a Anal Queen. She will really do everything.
BBBJ will tell you to face fuck hard while she gags. Only CFS. She can take a total anal pounding (like 10 minutes straight in ever position) When you.
Are finally done pounding all her holes, She will beg you to cum down her throat and usually gargles before swallowing every drop. I always try to save a huge load.
To see if she can swallow it all LOL (she always has). Anal 240 CFS 200 BBBJWS 140. Really worth every penny!!1 Been mongering for many years and have never met.
A complete package like her. I think she is leaving in about a month.Can any seniors confirm this info. 1 says she's Thai another says she's Brazilian. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?Probably not walking distance but a 10 minute Uber takes you to Ukrainian Village and a good half dozen AMPs and two CLM locations along and around Chicago Avenue.
Electronman
10-24-22, 09:27
Probably not walking distance but a 10 minute Uber takes you to Ukrainian Village and a good half dozen AMPs and two CLM locations along and around Chicago Avenue.Thanks to you, Exploradora, Pau Ford and Bad Dances for the guidance on massage options near the loop.
Hope I have the opportunity to sample some of the services.
If you need advice on the Detroit strip club scene, feel free to contact me.
I'm staying by the airport and want to know of any good FS Asian or Latino places. Help me out if possible please. Thank you.
I'm staying by the airport and want to know of any good FS Asian or Latino places. Help me out if possible please. Thank you.I don't know about the MP scene around there, but Elk Grove Village and Rosemont (the areas immediately outside the airport) are very common incall areas for escorts. If you're not dead set on massage parlors, check the Escort thread. There are a lot of girls who advertise there.
IPrivate008
10-24-22, 11:24
Any Latinas providers or recommendations? FS.
Is the fee same as AMPs?
ApplePiePussy
10-24-22, 12:30
How much was the damage. I've heard of April and this makes me want to go for it.Orange has two tiers of pricing just like BHC. 2 bills and 3 bills. I have not tried the 3 bill service.
Pretty good massage from Mia SS only tho. She's maybe mid 30's petite and great figure.
CornCobMaker
10-24-22, 14:19
Can any seniors confirm this info. 1 says she's Thai another says she's Brazilian. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks guys.If this is the same Natalie from Ozone from several months ago, I recall senior members describing her as Brazilian / Black. I have no first hand verification though.
Badger6969
10-24-22, 14:23
Looking for a massage at my hotel, any suggestions? Thanks.
IPrivate008
10-24-22, 16:23
Orange has two tiers of pricing just like BHC. 2 bills and 3 bills. I have not tried the 3 bill service.I've only been offered $200 and $260 never $300.
SpaDude777
10-24-22, 16:43
If this is the same Natalie from Ozone from several months ago, I recall senior members describing her as Brazilian / Black. I have no first hand verification though.She says she is Brazilian. I would guess she probably is Brazilian / Black combo. Speaks perfect English. Either way she is.
Smoking hott!
GreatGatsby
10-24-22, 17:15
Hello friends,
Been a while since I posted a review. Here's the latest exp.
Had some free time over the weekend and visited four AMPs on / near Chicago ave area.
First stop: O3 - walked out after seeing a mid-late 40's with thick make-up lady.
Second stop: T-Pro. Same result. Even older granny.
Third stop: Okie dokie. Early 40's thin lady by the name of Lily was there. She was okay, but wasn't completely satisfied, so I said okay and left.
Fourth stop: West River. Early - mid 40's lady was there, so I just walked out again.
Went back to Okie dokie to see Lily.
Didn't really like the massage; never had someone massage my forearm so much before. She probably massaged my forearm for at least 20 minutes. After the flip she quoted. 6 for L1 and an extra $ for taking off clothes. I said eff that and just proceeded with L1. It was just standard IMO, she did allow some OTC roaming, but kept on blocking. Regardless, I found my way up and down.
Stay safe everyone!
GG.
Orange has two tiers of pricing just like BHC. 2 bills and 3 bills. I have not tried the 3 bill service.NEVER pay these broads 300 right off the bat. It's 40 hhr and 60 hr to the house. 120 to the bunny for FS and sometimes 40 BBBJ upgrade. Sometimes they just start sucking away bare without the 40 upcharge. If you do the hour, negotiate the second pop. 300 upfront will spoil them like the Koreans in the NW burbs. The Chinese are not greedy like that yet.
Hello friends,
Been a while since I posted a review. Here's the latest exp.
Had some free time over the weekend and visited four AMPs on / near Chicago ave area.
First stop: O3 - walked out after seeing a mid-late 40's with thick make-up lady.
Second stop: T-Pro. Same result. Even older granny.
Third stop: Okie dokie. Early 40's thin lady by the name of Lily was there. She was okay, but wasn't completely satisfied, so I said okay and left.
Fourth stop: West River. Early - mid 40's lady was there, so I just walked out again.
Went back to Okie dokie to see Lily.
Didn't really like the massage; never had someone massage my forearm so much before. She probably massaged my forearm for at least 20 minutes. After the flip she quoted. 6 for L1 and an extra $ for taking off clothes. I said eff that and just proceeded with L1. It was just standard IMO, she did allow some OTC roaming, but kept on blocking. Regardless, I found my way up and down.
Stay safe everyone!
GG.All these parlors have been in action for a long time. With that some of the staff has been there just as long hence some of the ages. They are all pretty reliable that you will get what you came for. So there is that to be said. They definitely have some great talent too, but it's always better to call ahead and see who is on the roster. All of these parlors and most of their girls have been reviewed on here before. Hit up that search bar for each spa and find some talent that fits your appetite and call ahead. Good luck.
Orange has two tiers of pricing just like BHC. 2 bills and 3 bills. I have not tried the 3 bill service.The different between 200 and 300 is 45 minutes vs 60 minutes. You still get BBBJ for both but for 300 you get DFK also. If you really like the girl, do 400. It's 90 minutes service with DFK and 2 pops.
XNaughtyCal
10-25-22, 09:45
She says she is Brazilian. I would guess she probably is Brazilian / Black combo. Speaks perfect English. Either way she is.
Smoking hott!Yup this guys probably right. I said Thai at first because I assumed most providers at O3 were but truthfully I never asked. I def believe my man here. Several times during the message she was saying how perfectly my cock would fit in her ass. Total Freak comment checks out. Super hot 105 lbs also accurate. Like I said before can't speak to the FS just yet, but hopefully soon.
Visconti5683
10-25-22, 11:25
Yup this guys probably right. I said Thai at first because I assumed most providers at O3 were but truthfully I never asked. I def believe my man here. Several times during the message she was saying how perfectly my cock would fit in her ass. Total Freak comment checks out. Super hot 105 lbs also accurate. Like I said before can't speak to the FS just yet, but hopefully soon.I'm with you both. Great ass for her size and definitely seemed like a freak. I was in a rush to make it to a meeting when I saw her so I didn't take full advantage but I imagine it is A1 w / her.
GeilePapa21
10-25-22, 11:27
Went with the hopes of seeing Bella, but settled for a cute mid-late 20's Chinese girl who goes by India. Not a bad option. Cute tits that appeared natural at Cs if I had to guess. Cute Bush very smooth skin, perfect little cat, although she could barely take me (and I'm by no means huge) Had to finish me off with HJ but overall her looks made up for it.
CornCobMaker
10-26-22, 13:02
Anyone seen Lulu at G0 lden Dream?
Looks like CLM might have gotten what I think is their first Asian, at least in as long as I've been there. Akira. Any reports on her yet? Looks like she just started this week.
Http://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com
I mentioned that I got a glimpse of Lena a couple of weeks ago, since then they posted new Lena pics with very distinctive tats clearly visible. From the experienced CLM guys do you think they would post such distinctive tats if the pics are not of the girl? FWIW the new pics hair color is quite a bit different than the girl I saw but that can change overnight.
CubsFan123
10-26-22, 16:12
I've been out of the scene for a while now, and wanted to treat myself this week. Where can I get a 60 or 90 min massage that's 9/10 with either L1 or L2. Does this even exist anymore??
I've been out of the scene for a while now, and wanted to treat myself this week. Where can I get a 60 or 90 min massage that's 9/10 with either L1 or L2. Does this even exist anymore??L1 - L3 should not be a problem, just RTFF, but a good quality massage is a rarity nowadays.
ZzTopSterZz
10-26-22, 16:47
I've been out of the scene for a while now, and wanted to treat myself this week. Where can I get a 60 or 90 min massage that's 9/10 with either L1 or L2. Does this even exist anymore??Always looking for a legitimately good massage of at least 60 min with a tease and finish that does not come at the expense of the actual massage. L1 fine. Roaming a plus. Russian finish a plus.
CumShooter6969
10-26-22, 18:37
Had a Latina itch and finally decide to pull the trigger on this one. After reading some reviews on here, decide to check it out for myself off bryn mawr and kimball. Right by Bryn Mawr breakfast club. Got to location plenty of street parking in a apartment building. Texted them got buzzed up, an older short haired Latina in a floral night gown opened the door. Decent looking probably late 40's decent ass and tits body wise 5/10. It's was noonish so got the "lunch special" layed down massage was non existent. And she had no massage skills whatsoever. The only good part of massage was that she was butt naked the whole time. So I roamed and let my hands wonder on the flip she rubbed my shoulders and 5 mins and she grab a condom. Decent BJ skills while I played with her ass and tits. She took it deep and great ball rubbing, not rushed either. She mentioned another girl worked there, but started later in the evening. But no FS available. Took a quick shower before heading out and was given a water. Overall $1. 20 spent BJ skills 7/10 she was chill and had a good attitude. But I don't know if I'll repeat.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/97087485
NEVER pay these broads 300 right off the bat. It's 40 hhr and 60 hr to the house. 120 to the bunny for FS and sometimes 40 BBBJ upgrade. Sometimes they just start sucking away bare without the 40 upcharge. If you do the hour, negotiate the second pop. 300 upfront will spoil them like the Koreans in the NW burbs. The Chinese are not greedy like that yet.The house fee is 40 hhr? Thought it was 50.
I mentioned that I got a glimpse of Lena a couple of weeks ago, since then they posted new Lena pics with very distinctive tats clearly visible. From the experienced CLM guys do you think they would post such distinctive tats if the pics are not of the girl? FWIW the new pics hair color is quite a bit different than the girl I saw but that can change overnight.In my experience only a couple of CLM girls don't use their real photos. Not coincidentally, they're the least attractive women there. Although for reasons I can't quite figure out, it looks like they swapped out Selma's real photos that she used to have with someone else. Either that or she suddenly got sexier in the year since she started. She's always been pretty, but very frumpy and conservative. She always came across more as a cute wife than a hot girlfriend. Her old photos were like that too. Those new photos are all bombshell looking.
All of the girls with tats there are the girls.
RiverEuphrates
10-27-22, 00:34
Anybody recommend a resource for finding a massage at a downtown hotel? Not tonight, but I'm in town for a week so I'd love to find a go-to. Thanks!
WalterBlack
10-27-22, 03:48
Hey guys, been hoping to take my first plunge with CLM. Just wanted to know what their times of operation are. I don't have much free time during the day as my work schedule is kinda crazy. But what's the latest they do appointments? Thanks in advance!
Hey guys, been hoping to take my first plunge with CLM. Just wanted to know what their times of operation are. I don't have much free time during the day as my work schedule is kinda crazy. But what's the latest they do appointments? Thanks in advance!Don't hold me to this but I think they're generally done by 7 pm. More importantly though is the times an individual girl works. Not all girls work at all times during the days they're on. Some will work something like 11-4. The best thing to do is ask the booker about 1. The girl you want and 2. The hours you want. If there's something that matches that week she'll tell you.
One last thing, don't build too much of your day around an appointment. Anything other than a same day appointment is risky as CLM girls are constantly canceling or swapping schedules or locations. Drives me crazy.
Hey guys, been hoping to take my first plunge with CLM. Just wanted to know what their times of operation are. I don't have much free time during the day as my work schedule is kinda crazy. But what's the latest they do appointments? Thanks in advance!Juroso is pretty much spot on, the only thing I could add is that when I have tried to schedule the girls I have always gone after were done by 5. If you call at 9 am and ask for an 11 with a specific girl it is still a crap shoot if she will be there when you arrive. I've had that happen a few times with different girls. Very little reliability and they do not update their website when girls call off for a day or a week or change locations.
Looks like CLM might have gotten what I think is their first Asian, at least in as long as I've been there. Akira. Any reports on her yet? Looks like she just started this week.
Http://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.comSaw her yesterday and she's very pretty, but very inexperienced.
Been lurking for a few months, and first time poster so please bear with me. My tastes are more slender girls with proportional features to match. I don't need particularly large asses or breasts. My target range for attractiveness is typically 120 lbs or less for girls 5'5 or shorter and I give a little more weight as they get taller. I provide this information to try and give context when I use descriptors.
Akira is Korean and probably in the early to mid 20's. She's Asian so this can be tough, but she definitely looks on the younger rather than older side. The picture on the site is not her, but she said that CLM usually uses "representative" pictures anyway. Face is pretty / cute and she is slender. She is probably about 5'3 with b cups. I was expecting the worst when I got there since there were no reviews on her and was very surprised when I saw her LOL. Being new to the scene, my general experience at CLM has been the opposite haha.
She said that she's never done anything like this before and it definitely showed. She was nervous, but was also still very sweet. The massage was basically some light touching on my back and basically spending some time before the flip. The L1 was ok, not necessarily bad, but felt inexperienced. I've had Melissa and hers was definitely more sensual and exciting. Akira's attractiveness helped though. She had a lacy night gown on and let me roam my hands a little bit, but since it was our first time she said she preferred not to take it off.
Finally, I asked her about extra services and she said $$$ for CBJ and 5 x $ for CFS. This is in addition to the house fee already paid. I got the feeling that she doesn't really do extras, but for enough money would be willing to LOL. I opted for the usual L1 at those prices.
If attractiveness rather than experience is what you are looking for, I definitely found her attractive. But in terms of experience, she has more to learn. She might get better when / if she continues to work more. I will note that when I politely prodded about the boundaries (I. E. , taking off the night gown, letting hands roam further, DATY, etc.) her responses were "next time," so maybe she opens more if someone became more of a regular she is comfortable with. Just throwing that out there too.
ApplePiePussy
10-27-22, 10:28
The house fee is 40 hhr? Thought it was 50.This is their website.
top1spa.com
feeling that she doesn't really do extras, but for enough money would be willing to LOL. I opted for the usual L1 at those prices.
If attractiveness rather than experience is what you are looking for, I definitely found her attractive. But in terms of experience, she has more to learn. She might get better when / if she continues to work more. I will note that when I politely prodded about the boundaries (I. E. , taking off the night gown, letting hands roam further, DATY, etc.) her responses were "next time," so maybe she opens more if someone became more of a regular she is comfortable with. Just throwing that out there too.I'm always cautious about when a girl says "next time". That's often a line they learn to keep a guy coming back despite not being interested in what's on the menu. They know the guy will never see her again overwise and will eventually figure out that her menu will never change, but she can at least get one or maybe two more visits out of him first.
There have been times "next time" went from a CBJ to a BBBJ, or from L2 to L3 or L3 to adding GFE elements. But I've never had a "next time" go from L1 to L3 personally. Usually if she does anything more than L1, she'll be up for it immediately. I'm sure it happens, just not to me.
Great first post, btw!
DMichaels69
10-27-22, 12:41
If she wants that much more for L2 and L3 it sounds like she really does not want to do it.
Saw her yesterday and she's very pretty, but very inexperienced.
Been lurking for a few months, and first time poster so please bear with me. My tastes are more slender girls with proportional features to match. I don't need particularly large asses or breasts. My target range for attractiveness is typically 120 lbs or less for girls 5'5 or shorter and I give a little more weight as they get taller. I provide this information to try and give context when I use descriptors.
Akira is Korean and probably in the early to mid 20's. She's Asian so this can be tough, but she definitely looks on the younger rather than older side. The picture on the site is not her, but she said that CLM usually uses "representative" pictures anyway. Face is pretty / cute and she is slender. She is probably about 5'3 with b cups. I was expecting the worst when I got there since there were no reviews on her and was very surprised when I saw her LOL. Being new to the scene, my general experience at CLM has been the opposite haha.
She said that she's never done anything like this before and it definitely showed. She was nervous, but was also still very sweet. The massage was basically some light touching on my back and basically spending some time before the flip. The L1 was ok, not necessarily bad, but felt inexperienced. I've had Melissa and hers was definitely more sensual and exciting. Akira's attractiveness helped though. She had a lacy night gown on and let me roam my hands a little bit, but since it was our first time she said she preferred not to take it off.
Finally, I asked her about extra services and she said $$$ for CBJ and 5 x $ for CFS. This is in addition to the house fee already paid. I got the feeling that she doesn't really do extras, but for enough money would be willing to LOL. I opted for the usual L1 at those prices.
If attractiveness rather than experience is what you are looking for, I definitely found her attractive. But in terms of experience, she has more to learn. She might get better when / if she continues to work more. I will note that when I politely prodded about the boundaries (I. E. , taking off the night gown, letting hands roam further, DATY, etc.) her responses were "next time," so maybe she opens more if someone became more of a regular she is comfortable with. Just throwing that out there too.
If she wants that much more for L2 and L3 it sounds like she really does not want to do it.Reminds me of a story Salma once told me about how a guy told her he would spend any amount to fuck her. She told him $800. He actually produced the money, which surprised her, then she doubled her ask.
Some girls just don't want to do it.
CornCobMaker
10-27-22, 14:20
Between these two, who's better looking or fitter? Don't care too much about extras. Probably just looking for L1 or L2.
Cities Boy
10-27-22, 16:39
Up near the Northbrook area but willing to drive. Just looking for something cheap and fun. Not looking to break the bank. Any advice? Please let me know.
Another great time with April. She stated that she leaves in 3 days and will be back mid December.
Between these two, who's better looking or fitter? Don't care too much about extras. Probably just looking for L1 or L2.They have very different looks so it's hard to say who is better looking because it depends on your tastes. Salma is a brown skinned Latina and Laura is not. They're both attractive, but it depends on what you gravitate more to. I will say L2 is not an option with Salma.
Was in town for a few days, was touring around some of my favorite Chicago TV based shows and never tried a Chicago rub. Googled and found moon spa, it was 10 minutes away. I was met by Lisa. I paid my 60 fee and got comfy, asked for table shower and shower was very thorough.
Massage was excellent, she focused on my lower back, thighs and butt which was great. After she wiped oil off, I offered to massage her. She had a short skirt on so seeing her ass was no issue. I eventually got her out of her outfit and went for a little dine at the why, and ass.
She was into it, I thin licked and inserted a couple fo fingers and actually got her to squirt a little.
She then said lay down. Wasn't offered anything but a oil hand relief.
When I finished, I got dressed and handed her a 60 dollar tip.
She was not happy. Back on the east coast, 60 would have been fine. She said I needed to give her 100. I told her I didn't have 100 and held my ground and left. She wasn't thrilled but said see you again.
My question is, for a hand release and massaging her naked body, was 60 terrible? What is the tip structure at an AMP in Chicago land?
I might be back in town later in year and do not know if I would repeat, but seeing Lisa squirt some, really turned me on.
Was in town for a few days, was touring around some of my favorite Chicago TV based shows and never tried a Chicago rub. Googled and found moon spa, it was 10 minutes away. I was met by Lisa. I paid my 60 fee and got comfy, asked for table shower and shower was very thorough.
Massage was excellent, she focused on my lower back, thighs and butt which was great. After she wiped oil off, I offered to massage her. She had a short skirt on so seeing her ass was no issue. I eventually got her out of her outfit and went for a little dine at the why, and ass.
She was into it, I thin licked and inserted a couple fo fingers and actually got her to squirt a little.
She then said lay down. Wasn't offered anything but a oil hand relief.
When I finished, I got dressed and handed her a 60 dollar tip.
She was not happy. Back on the east coast, 60 would have been fine. She said I needed to give her 100. I told her I didn't have 100 and held my ground and left. She wasn't thrilled but said see you again.
My question is, for a hand release and massaging her naked body, was 60 terrible? What is the tip structure at an AMP in Chicago land?
I might be back in town later in year and do not know if I would repeat, but seeing Lisa squirt some, really turned me on.I say she should be fine with $60 tip for a L1 finish. She should count the massage and squirt to her benifit! LOL.
Fantastico
10-27-22, 21:17
Any intel on either gal? Been going to CLM for a while now and I've seen Zara, Bella, and Suzie (Zara is ATF), but I'm looking to try something new. Any info on looks, menu and pricing would be super helpful and greatly appreciated.
I say she should be fine with $60 tip for a L1 finish. She should count the massage and squirt to her benifit! LOL.I'd expect to pay $100 for what he got. I tipped her $120 for FS with no oral and $160 for FS / BBBJ / DATY with squirt.
I…went for a little dine at the why, and ass. She was into it, I thin licked and inserted a couple of fingers and actually got her to squirt a little.
When I finished, I got dressed and handed her a 60 dollar tip. She was not happy. Back on the east coast, 60 would have been fine. She said I needed to give her 100. I told her I didn't have 100 and held my ground and left. She wasn't thrilled but said see you again.
My question is, for a hand release and massaging her naked body, was 60 terrible? What is the tip structure at an AMP in Chicago land?.I'd say $60 was terrible for what you got. You dined at the why and finger banged here to completion. That says $100 to me! I'd say she was right and you risk being labeled a Cheap Charlie which would hurt if you were planning on going back to this spa another time. Women gossip too much and never forget.
IAmTheManyo
10-27-22, 23:42
Anyone have a chance to see either one? I haven't had a moment but am quite curious. TIA.
Exploradora
10-28-22, 00:47
Any intel on either gal? Been going to CLM for a while now and I've seen Zara, Bella, and Suzie (Zara is ATF), but I'm looking to try something new. Any info on looks, menu and pricing would be super helpful and greatly appreciated.I've only seen 5-6 girls at CLM. Currently I recommend Claudia, I've received L1, L2, and L3 now from her, everything covered. She's hot af and wild, but also comes off shy and innocent LOL. Mutual shower and mutual massage are also extras I get, I actually prefer them as well because I'm a bit of a romantic I think. Her pics are accurate, she was showing me her pics once and apparently she's very into modeling and taking pics. Her menu definitely opened up after the 1st /2nd visit I saw her but I'm sure it just depends on how your interaction with her goes. If you're aggressive or too upfront, it'll backfire on you. YMMV. But best of luck, lmk if you have any further questions.
Exploradora
10-28-22, 00:54
Anyone have a chance to see either one? I haven't had a moment but am quite curious. TIA.See my review on Claudia, 100% recommend. Super cute and nice, always on time and no issues with scheduling with her. I haven't seen Lena yet, have heard mixed things, but plan to in the future and will hopefully drop a review.
When I finished, I got dressed and handed her a 60 dollar tip.
She was not happy. Back on the east coast, 60 would have been fine. She said I needed to give her 100. I told her I didn't have 100 and held my ground and left. She wasn't thrilled but said see you again.
My question is, for a hand release and massaging her naked body, was 60 terrible? What is the tip structure at an AMP in Chicago land?
I'm here from the east coast, and $60 isn't the right tip there either, unless this is like rural NH or something.
The only thing I'd say is that if you didn't ask for any of that "upgrade", and she didn't mention pricing first, then she'd have to take the risk that you only HAVE 60. In that case I'd expect you to be apologetic. If you do come back to Chicago, I'd consider a different parlor, in case she remembers you.
Pro tip: Unless money is the main issue, and you prefer quantity over quality, being a polite over-tipper (for good service) gets you better treatment on your future visits.
Was in town for a few days, was touring around some of my favorite Chicago TV based shows and never tried a Chicago rub. Googled and found moon spa, it was 10 minutes away. I was met by Lisa. I paid my 60 fee and got comfy, asked for table shower and shower was very thorough.
Massage was excellent, she focused on my lower back, thighs and butt which was great. After she wiped oil off, I offered to massage her. She had a short skirt on so seeing her ass was no issue. I eventually got her out of her outfit and went for a little dine at the why, and ass.
She was into it, I thin licked and inserted a couple fo fingers and actually got her to squirt a little.
She then said lay down. Wasn't offered anything but a oil hand relief.
When I finished, I got dressed and handed her a 60 dollar tip.
She was not happy. Back on the east coast, 60 would have been fine. She said I needed to give her 100. I told her I didn't have 100 and held my ground and left. She wasn't thrilled but said see you again.
My question is, for a hand release and massaging her naked body, was 60 terrible? What is the tip structure at an AMP in Chicago land?
I might be back in town later in year and do not know if I would repeat, but seeing Lisa squirt some, really turned me on.I like to reward for good service but not get carried away or taken. I look at $. 5 - . 6 as the current tip for a decent L1 with some entertainment during the massage and maybe a little OTC roaming. Used to tip $. 4 for that, but I don't leave with $. 4 anywhere any more. With a decent table shower and she drops all her clothes and lets you roam and dine, I don't think $1 is unreasonable at all. I was tipping $. 8 for that before. Have not had that service level recently, but do believe what she asked was reasonable. Keep in mind, the fully covered next step is going to run $1. 6 pretty much anywhere.
For reference. The tips I talk about that I used to offer are all pre-COVID and go back 3-4 years. I don't think what she asked was out of line at all. I may just have to try this place. I have never been there.
I've only seen 5-6 girls at CLM. Currently I recommend Claudia, I've received L1, L2, and L3 now from her, everything covered. She's hot af and wild, but also comes off shy and innocent LOL. Mutual shower and mutual massage are also extras I get, I actually prefer them as well because I'm a bit of a romantic I think. Her pics are accurate, she was showing me her pics once and apparently she's very into modeling and taking pics. Her menu definitely opened up after the 1st /2nd visit I saw her but I'm sure it just depends on how your interaction with her goes. If you're aggressive or too upfront, it'll backfire on you. YMMV. But best of luck, lmk if you have any further questions.Everything is covered but are there any GFE services avaialble? DATY or DFK?
Exploradora
10-28-22, 13:07
Everything is covered but are there any GFE services avaialble? DATY or DFK?I think she definitely does GFE style services, but for DATY and DFK I personally don't do them as I'm a bit germaphobic so I didn't bother asking. Maybe when you go you can report back and let us know what she was okay with haha.
Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.
Also, other than Chinatown, any good spots in the Maywood area?
I like to reward for good service but not get carried away or taken. I look at $. 5 - . 6 as the current tip for a decent L1 with some entertainment during the massage and maybe a little OTC roaming. Used to tip $. 4 for that, but I don't leave with $. 4 anywhere any more. With a decent table shower and she drops all her clothes and lets you roam and dine, I don't think $1 is unreasonable at all. I was tipping $. 8 for that before. Have not had that service level recently, but do believe what she asked was reasonable. Keep in mind, the fully covered next step is going to run $1. 6 pretty much anywhere.
For reference. The tips I talk about that I used to offer are all pre-COVID and go back 3-4 years. I don't think what she asked was out of line at all. I may just have to try this place. I have never been there.
ThrilHouse
10-28-22, 23:18
I think she definitely does GFE style services, but for DATY and DFK I personally don't do them as I'm a bit germaphobic so I didn't bother asking. Maybe when you go you can report back and let us know what she was okay with haha.Thank you Claudia for the report.
ThrilHouse
10-28-22, 23:19
Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.
Also, other than Chinatown, any good spots in the Maywood area?Near maywood might want to check the norridge forum. Straight shot down 1st Ave. Other than that maybe west towards oak Brook Lombard area.
Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.
I'd probably say that a 160 all-in nude HJ isn't worth it! I've never tipped more than 100 for that, and only then if they ask me for that. I don't want to "negotiate" my way into a poor ending. My current regulars are getting 140 tips for nude body-to-body with L2, and one I tip 200 for everything (the SXL rate).
I never asked for the nude, or even the L2. I just tipped well, and increased the tip each time the service moved up a notch. (Don’t ask me where, since I’m not sure they’re allowed to do that)
Thank you Claudia for the report.LOL. I don't object to self-reports if they are accurate. Reading between the lines, Claudia has a pretty good non-GFE menu but is apparently a germaphobe. Maybe I'll meet her the next time I'm at an appointment with one of the other girls and feel her out a bit. I always recommend doing that BTW. Use your time there to meet as many girls as possible so you'll know who is who in real life.
ZzTopSterZz
10-29-22, 09:32
I like to reward for good service but not get carried away or taken. I look at $. 5 - . 6 as the current tip for a decent L1 with some entertainment during the massage and maybe a little OTC roaming. Used to tip $. 4 for that, but I don't leave with $. 4 anywhere any more. With a decent table shower and she drops all her clothes and lets you roam and dine, I don't think $1 is unreasonable at all. I was tipping $. 8 for that before. Have not had that service level recently, but do believe what she asked was reasonable. Keep in mind, the fully covered next step is going to run $1. 6 pretty much anywhere.
For reference. The tips I talk about that I used to offer are all pre-COVID and go back 3-4 years. I don't think what she asked was out of line at all. I may just have to try this place. I have never been there.A lot depends on the provider's age, looks, massage skills and finishing skills. 40 is still the entry point for standard finish and I think that's totally ok for an older or less attractive AMP provider who can't speak English, thinks deep tissue means sharp elbows and works construction bringing her jackhammer to get you off (not my thing but some are budget minded and stay in that zone).
Throw another 10 or 15 for some otc roaming or topless but if she's older and less attractive you might only want massage and standard finish anyway. 70 should suffice for full nude and roaming with an older or less attractive provider, but do you really want that anyway? But a really good massage or a really good HJ is totally worth some extra cash.
With more desirable providers = looks, skills and personality. Pick at least two and ideally all three. I start at 60 and assume that's going to include at least a little OTC roaming because she's attractive. I'm going to throw in the same 10-20 extra for more roaming so I'm at maybe 70.
For a nice topless session, 80 for basic nude, and 100 for full nude with liberal roaming and active participation depending on the provider and your relationship. Regular customers usually get preferential treatment over time just like any business but I also tip my regular providers a little more to encourage the relationship. In the massage world, and I'm not talking escorts, anything from 180-250 all-in door fee + tip for an hour with your favorite provider seems perfectly justified.
The problem in the chicago market is that dime a dozen AMP's think they should get 80 for showing their tits while euro's (see euro forum) want 100 on top of pricey door fees for a nude HJ without anything much to offer in terms of looks, personality, roaming, drinks or anything else to make the experience a little special.
Bottom line is we all have different priorities and you should pay what you feel matches your experience.
Exploradora
10-29-22, 12:08
LOL. I don't object to self-reports if they are accurate. Reading between the lines, Claudia has a pretty good non-GFE menu but is apparently a germaphobe. Maybe I'll meet her the next time I'm at an appointment with one of the other girls and feel her out a bit. I always recommend doing that BTW. Use your time there to meet as many girls as possible so you'll know who is who in real life.Haha I'm definitely not her (she's hot tho so I wish) but I have seen her 4-5 times now. I'm guessing it also depends on what you mean by GFE, everyone's definition is different. I use protection with everything as I can't risk an STD because of the wife so I refrain from anything involving fluid exchange.
WoozerBuck
10-30-22, 15:41
Another great time with April. She stated that she leaves in 3 days and will be back mid December.Who else do you recommend there since April is gone? Buck out!
Couldn't find any recent reviews for her.
https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn
Haha I'm definitely not her (she's hot tho so I wish) but I have seen her 4-5 times now. I'm guessing it also depends on what you mean by GFE, everyone's definition is different. I use protection with everything as I can't risk an STD because of the wife so I refrain from anything involving fluid exchange.You posted an ISO for her on 10/9, saw her for the first time on 10/10, and have seen her five times since then. I get it, I use CLM a lot too, LOL. That's a lot a lot.
Either way, your reviews are good insight about someone new to CLM that everybody should consider when deciding if Claudia has what they are looking for. It's certainly better than guessing what's on the menu!
There's a woman named Cash (LOL) at harmony in Norridge. Honestly gorgeous. 10/10 and one of the top 10 bodies I've ever fucked in my 25 years. Unreal body. Perfect tits (fake) ass like no one would believe, legs, everything. Just fucking smoking hot. Worth the drive to Norridge. 80+180.
Any intel on this one.
https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/90af7d09-581b-447f-9fc1-b1c13e86b191
Seen ads for awhile. Lmk via DM or post. Very active on other site will share any questions you may have for agency gals. DM me. Thanks.
DanTheMan1010
10-31-22, 11:52
Hey,
Last week I gave them a call asking about price and table shower.
The conversation was easy and got the info. .5 for 30 mins and yes to table shower.
I get there and get greeted and escorted but a cute lady with a nice sexy outfit.
Get in the room and the language barrier was brutal.
She couldn't speak any English and even tried using her phone to communicate / translate.
I tried asking about table shower and no luck.
Also tried giving her a $1 bill hoping she would break off the change and we got very lost.
She mentioned. 150 but I knew that wasn't the case. So I showed two. 20's and she said 1 more. So then she eventually took my. 1 and brought back. 5 change.
The massage was decent. Only really did back for the majority. Didn't even do back or legs.
Flipped over and did some legs and chest but very brief on both.
Then she mentioned L1. Again same communication issue if her saying. 150 and me saying no I only have the. 50 from the change.
Back and forth and back and forth and she translated mentioning the owner charging X rate etc etc.
Again communication was brutal. Ended up showing her my change and she said sure. Normal L1.
Don't think I will go back even tho she was ok looking with a nice body but that language barrier was so uncomfortable.
Might try comfy a little north of there but haven't heard much about that being anything special. Already tried Ping last year and that was "fine".
Hi fellas! Any recommendations other than Pomares in Chicago? TIA.
Hi fellas! Any recommendations other than Pomares in Chicago? TIA.Check my reports. Rina in Rogers park. Meghan and Alexandra right on the Chicago Lincolnwood border.
All massage and HE, well reviewed and nice ladies. Independents, in apartments, not spas. Hope that helps!
Is she the only one there? What's her name?
There's a woman named Cash (LOL) at harmony in Norridge. Honestly gorgeous. 10/10 and one of the top 10 bodies I've ever fucked in my 25 years. Unreal body. Perfect tits (fake) ass like no one would believe, legs, everything. Just fucking smoking hot. Worth the drive to Norridge. 80+180.
CivicSi213
10-31-22, 22:42
Had a session with "cash". In my opinion she was hyped up. Nice lady, probably around mid 40's. Table shower was OK, massage was lackluster. Looks she is a 7 overall. Face was a 7, body was a 7. 5, definitely no ass. I would not repeat. Location was good. Staff was friendly.
TrickyBic53
11-01-22, 08:59
I'm looking for a parlor out there where there are some lookers at the shop. I'm not looking for a location at an apartment or hotel (fear of getting robbed). I live in the downtown area are there any out there that you can get a lineup like rush hour 2 and decide who you want to go with?
Had a session with "cash". In my opinion she was hyped up. Nice lady, probably around mid 40's. Table shower was OK, massage was lackluster. Looks she is a 7 overall. Face was a 7, body was a 7. 5, definitely no ass. I would not repeat. Location was good. Staff was friendly.It's so convoluted these days, need to look at the history of the reviewer, especially if it's the only review.
I'm looking for a parlor out there where there are some lookers at the shop. I'm not looking for a location at an apartment or hotel (fear of getting robbed). I live in the downtown area are there any out there that you can get a lineup like rush hour 2 and decide who you want to go with?Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.
There's a woman named Cash (LOL) at harmony in Norridge. Honestly gorgeous. 10/10 and one of the top 10 bodies I've ever fucked in my 25 years. Unreal body. Perfect tits (fake) ass like no one would believe, legs, everything. Just fucking smoking hot. Worth the drive to Norridge. 80+180.
Had a session with "cash". In my opinion she was hyped up. Nice lady, probably around mid 40's. Table shower was OK, massage was lackluster. Looks she is a 7 overall. Face was a 7, body was a 7. 5, definitely no ass. I would not repeat. Location was good. Staff was friendly.Wow, I know different people have different tastes, but this sounds like a description of two entirely different women.
Wow, I know different people have different tastes, but this sounds like a description of two entirely different women.Agree that cash is not worth the cash. 260 for that? Saw her in person and walked out. ***** is closer to 50 and no where near a 10, more like a 5. Come on fellas, do better.
It's so convoluted these days, need to look at the history of the reviewer, especially if it's the only review.Its true! But I've got a pretty good history. Its ok that others had a different take though! People find diff girls hot. Everyone seems to be messaging me like dopes though. But. You don't need to go see her! I had a good time though and her body is a 10.
Agree that cash is not worth the cash. 260 for that? Saw her in person and walked out. ***** is closer to 50 and no where near a 10, more like a 5. Come on fellas, do better.But also. Dude. You literally just messaged me a day ago asking about her and then said the price was too much and you weren't going to go. So I doubt you "went in and walked out. " LOL.
But also. Dude. You literally just messaged me a day ago asking about her and then said the price was too much and you weren't going to go. So I doubt you "went in and walked out. " LOL.I still had a crave and wanted to see for myself. Harmony stocks no 10's homie. Mink at MT was a hot little thing and she was a 7 at most. She was younger, tighter and better looking than this Cash goddess you exaggerated about. Joy at exercise is also a better piece of Korean meat. You want some other hot little Asian dolls? BHC stocks a decent amount of younger Chinese cuties. April, Amber, Kiki are just a few off the top of my head. Yes they do stock some 5's and 6's usually, but they also have some pretty hot ones. Nothing I'd rate over 7. 5. You see, I base my scale on reality and honesty. And actual experience with 8's and 9's. Guys like you do the rest of the board a disservice with these overblown imaginary ratings. There's no way a late 40's to early 50's spa korean girl should be getting a perfect 10 rating. Especially this grandma cash.
I'm looking for a parlor out there where there are some lookers at the shop. I'm not looking for a location at an apartment or hotel (fear of getting robbed). I live in the downtown area are there any out there that you can get a lineup like rush hour 2 and decide who you want to go with?I've seen fishbowl like in rush hour 2 when I used to frequent Shanghai and Thailand. Nothing like that here in the states that I have encountered. If somebody has seen please let us know where to go.
I'm looking for a parlor out there where there are some lookers at the shop. I'm not looking for a location at an apartment or hotel (fear of getting robbed). I live in the downtown area are there any out there that you can get a lineup like rush hour 2 and decide who you want to go with?
Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.And also, have you ever gotten around to actually seeing anybody? Your post history is hilarious. It's always "I want to go / see her, but I'm afraid that I'll be robbed / busted / killed / disappointed".
Just give it a go, dude. Go to one of the reputable agencies, book a girl who has good reviews here, and have some fun. You'll be fine.
RickSomething
11-01-22, 19:14
The hobby is becoming enjoyable again. It's slow everywhere now. The stimi money is gone, PPP money for your fake import export business has run out, and your boss has popped the bubble on your WFM dream. Suddenly there's no line around the block for rushed services from 5's and 6's. Little by little we are returning to equilibrium. J Powell is crushing hobby inflation with 75 point interest rate hikes.
As a result, I ventured out to Orange Spa where many of you have had an unexpected Adam's apple surprise in recent visits. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy that there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits, so I abstained from such adventures. However, after hearing that April was back in town, I decided to check out this recent expansion of the BHC franchise.
I saw April over the summer at BHC and thought that she reminded me of a Chinese Riley Reid. She fucks like one. She definitely has a mouth like one. Her English is really good and the girl likes to talk shit....
...On the way out, another girl chats me up and offers some Chinese candy on the counter which is likely from 1993. I take one to be polite and head back out onto Archer.Thoroughly enjoyable review! Thanks APP!
GoHomeSmiling
11-02-22, 11:35
Guys, it was like she was trying to unclog a toilet. The only reason it's still attached is because she used a half pint of oil.
CornCobMaker
11-02-22, 13:02
I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?
I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.
I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.
GeneralObvious
11-02-22, 16:08
Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.
I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.Amy is fairly pretty for a late 30's gal. Mia and Anna are the stars there. Anna is the owner, but she rarely takes clients these days. Mia gives you L1 for $120 topless. She has the best body there. Anna doesn't remove clothes, well, at least in the spa.
ApplePiePussy
11-02-22, 16:16
Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.A few years back, before the apartments go really popular during Covid, you could get a lineup at a lot of them. You still can if you ask and it's not busy. For parlors, I don't think I've ever gotten a lineup in Chicago. I have in Dallas but those days are long gone as most of those parlors have been shut down.
It's important to note that if you don't ask, the answer is always no. And money talks more than anything else in this hobby.
ApplePiePussy
11-02-22, 16:19
Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.
I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.Amy is over 40. Everything you said about her is accurate. The most annoying girl in the entire market. Grand is a jackshack.
I'm going to be in town this weekend and am hoping to find something to pass the time near O'Hare Airport while I'm there. Any suggestions. I'm not too picky just want a good massage with some options at the end. Thanks in advance.
BiggoDawgGo
11-02-22, 17:40
Does anyone know where Lucy from Sun Hope spa in oak brook went? She would give the best massages and on top of that her teases were phenomenal. Help a brotha out!
Amy is fairly pretty for a late 30's gal. Mia and Anna are the stars there. Anna is the owner, but she rarely takes clients these days. Mia gives you L1 for $120 topless. She has the best body there. Anna doesn't remove clothes, well, at least in the spa.$120 for topless L1?? Wow. And I thought the $100 was excessive. Who the fuck pays these prices?? For about the same down the block you can get L2. So many spas on the Northside and they all got little issues. Some have decent prices, but no table shower. Or not the greatest looking girls. Or the place is a mess. Other places are clean and have good looking girls but it's a high pressure $100 L1. Ugh. If I could just get Ozone service in Grand's space with the table shower from New Hope I'd be happy. .
Years ago I went to a spa in New England. You walked in and all the girls were hanging around in bikinis. You walked up and picked the one you liked and went back into the private room and made your deal. There was a big jacuzzi tub and you put all your stuff in a locker and you kept the key. It was a trip. I remember going to Belvidere and some of the spas were like an Asian poor man's version of that. Those were the days.
ConfuciusMan
11-02-22, 20:05
I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.
Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?
Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.Ya she is. She is at least 30's.
Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?https://www.redlanternchicago.com/
Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?1/3 of the discussion on the Asian Apt Forum is about RL.
https://www.redlanternchicago.com/Yes. But no recent posts.
Guys, it was like she was trying to unclog a toilet. The only reason it's still attached is because she used a half pint of oil.Lisa was the best ever 10,12 , years ago at Selena spa. Use to be on Wentworth 2400, Papasan had 6 8 girls there all the time.
She would cut my hair trim my toe nails too. And what ever, Now and then she would make Coke a Cola chicken. It was so good.
Some times on Friday they would cook. Wow great days back then. Lisa was big Toms RIP Girl friend I do believe.
Lisa's sister Helen works across the street. At Unwind.
SexinMex520
11-03-22, 18:18
I plan on visiting Chicago soon from Wisconsin. I would appreciate any recommendations for AMPs in Chicago.
SexinMex520
11-03-22, 18:20
https://www.redlanternchicago.com/Is nuru even legal?
CornCobMaker
11-03-22, 18:23
Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.
She definitely has a hot personality—lots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.
BootyLover1
11-03-22, 19:10
Has anyone tried Healthy Day Spa in Highland Indiana? Any good?
Yes. But no recent posts.Just 5 days until the election.
BallsMcgeeSr
11-03-22, 21:37
https://www.redlanternchicago.com/Lmao. This is priceless. Can't believe it's my first time seeing it.
Hey guys who has noticed the new spa right next to the Congressman 's office / future mayoral candidate HQ?
ApplePiePussy
11-03-22, 22:27
The two Princess Thai spas remain the best option if you are looking for an actual therapeutic massage plus L1. They are both spotless and have modern designs with nice showers. A big portion of their clientele is legit, so it's always interesting when you go there. There was a female client that came in after I did this past visit.
In the past three visits, I've had a mix of ages and appearances but all of them offered a high quality massage. Kelly gives an excellent massage in which she incorporates a lot of teasing. She is probably early 40's with a super tight petite body. The finish was slow and sensual and not the typical jackhammer bs from other places.
The problem is that they are super busy so you have to make an appointment in advance. Also it appears there is a decent amount of turnover because the hot and young Alice who I had last time was no longer there. There used to be a time when we had tons of hot and young Thai girls in this city but that slowly faded away. The two Princesses and VIP spa are all that remains for L1. Though there is Lang and Foot Station for legit massages.
I will be back.
RickSomething
11-03-22, 23:25
Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.I've seen proof that she is not in her 20's. And I've seen proof that she looks great naked. But I agree with the advice that you do not want to give her your cell.
SeekingSpare
11-04-22, 00:40
Okidoki is alright, been a few times. Good massages, mostly L1, did get L2 once for 140. I've noticed more variety earlier in the day.
JamesTChicago
11-04-22, 10:40
This description sounds a lot like Elana that used to be at Logan Tantricas years ago and later at CLM under a different name that I can't remember. An old link to some of her pics is below. Is that her?
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/logan-tantricas-chicagos-most-beautiful-girls--klara-last-day-today/65253
Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.
She definitely has a hot personalitylots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.
JamesTChicago
11-04-22, 13:39
Stopped by one evening around 8-9 about a month ago. Thin later 40's to early 50's woman that wore a mask the whole time. Dressed like a grandma. Decent massage, pretty good standard finish. Grabbed her ass to what felt like a diaper through her clothes. Maybe she was actually older than what I said above, but hard to tell because of the mask. Would not repeat. Prices listed online are a little more expensive than advertised. Walked out all in for $. Would not repeat. Nice woman though.
Kda Kodiac
11-04-22, 13:57
I am familiar with some of the Thai massage places in the city. I am looking for any locations in the west Burbs. Any one help point me in the right direction. PM or post at your convenience. Appreciate it.
Any recent update on their current line up?
No AMPs here apparently. Any leads on UTR spots I can visit while I'm here tonight?
Is nuru even legal?Consider someone posted a link to a news report about Red Lantern getting raided in the Asian Apt Forums and 35th is shutdown, I would avoid this place like the plague.
After saving cash, I am going on my seasonal mini binge before the snow kills all the fun activities in the city. Unfortunately, I have no intention of trying anything new (even tho BHC and orange spa sound tempting after seeing the RL raid on the news, I aint taking no chances with Asian Apts.) Instead I returned to Clm for a busty blonde or as the kids call it "pawg". Melissa was my choice as usual but even she raised her prices for FS that no longer involves all the fun stuff such as GFE or daty. So thanks to the suggestions here, Sarah seemed like the right choice for me at the moment. Yes she's a little older (Mid to late 40's / Early 50's) but if you let her take control, she's one hell of a time. The age is slightly only noticeable in the face but her body is banging. Big double ds that almost pass as natural. She's very soft spoken and speaks with a sexy exotic accent. However she knows how to rub with both fingers and glide her body to make you relief all the stress. She agreed to FS for 200 but I manage to negotiate the cost to 100. Best Benjamin ever spend in Clm (maybe in the hobby) because I got the best bang for a buck. DATY, minor kissing, fingering, licking, and some wild cowgirl to finish the session. Kinda reminded me of my wild sessions with Yuyu in the closed Cermak spa. Older but a wild pretty lady that wouldn't make your wallet bleed for FS. I know some of you guys prefer younger girls but if you want great service at a decent cost from an above average provider, than I urge you to try Sarah.
ChicagoMonger1
11-05-22, 09:37
Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.
DMichaels69
11-05-22, 10:08
One was the sewage smelling apple massage. Good that's gone. Sun Massage vacated a month or so ago.
Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.
Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.
I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.
Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.
And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.
I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.
I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.
Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.
Barney.
I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.
I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.
Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.
And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.
I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.
I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.
Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.
Barney.November is "sweeps" (ratings) month. Save the hot news til it counts.
I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.
I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.
Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.
And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.
I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.
I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.
Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.
Barney.Yup same here. I was watching wwe with my kids and even before the show ended, they were broadcasting the ads like it was the Epstein case. Fuck out of here with that BS. My kid even said he was scared for the ladies because they were slaves like the movie "Taken" I tried to explain to him that's not how human trafficking works and usually the real victims get ignored by the authorities because they are not "worthy "or" "attractive " victims compared to Asian ladies that don't speak English and can't clear the air on why they work as SW. Unfortunately, I think I caused more confusion.
Don't want to get political but since seemingly the higher crime rates are up during election season, this is good strategic PR by LE depts. It provides emotional comfort with out stirring the pot on how to solve violent crime. It's an issue that panders to both conservatives and liberals without any major backlash. Meanwhile it ignores systematic issues that go beyond the debate of legalized sex work and immigration. Sad thing is, I don't expect nothing to change anytime sooner for the workers, clients, and worst of all the real victims of human trafficking.
JamesTChicago
11-05-22, 15:57
Any recommended places for MSOG? I always feel like I am just wasting money because I release so quickly. Would love to know who provides at CLM or any of the chicago avenue or grand parlors. Also, how do you approach the topic? PMs are fine with me. Looking for any advice and hope to find some good providers. Thanks everyone!
Any recent update on their current line up?Had a typical older petite woman named Kelly, but I bailed.
Hey guys who has noticed the new spa right next to the Congressman 's office / future mayoral candidate HQ?I stopped in and saw an older petite woman who was busy. No English, but got a heavy FS vibe from her. $50/60.
Any recommended places for MSOG? I always feel like I am just wasting money because I release so quickly. Would love to know who provides at CLM or any of the chicago avenue or grand parlors. Also, how do you approach the topic? PMs are fine with me. Looking for any advice and hope to find some good providers. Thanks everyone!And just ask. Some are willing and some are not. Just have to use your brain when negotiating (set yourself up for success). I found success asking from the start. If you're too chicken, ask on the way out. Something like "hey next time, can I. ?
Good Evening Gents, this is my first post here and would like to ask if anyone could PM me where or how to contact CLM? I have been trying to find it, but could not through keywords. If anyone can help I would be thankful. I will try my best to report on the girl after I see her.
Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.
Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.All you need to know:
https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/
Do your homework on this forum.
Each girl has her own levels of services and fees.
Pictures tend to be fake.
Check out Jinurso's reports.
Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.Chicagolandbodyrubs.com
I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.
First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.
However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).
When she realized I was somewhat unenthusiastic, that's when she shifted gears into a more chatty manner and started making small talk about myself and her nursing studies. The young lady is very aware and proud of her assets. This couldn't be more apparent than when she she asked me what's my favorite body part of hers in a flirting manner. She mentioned that most guys thinks it's her ass but she thinks it's her breasts.
When I asked if they were real, Zara replied, "Are you trolling or blind? She claims that everything about her body is natural and she's to young and blessed in the looks department to see a plastic surgeon. She then try to laugh it out but I could see that my question bothered her a bit. I apologize and she told me not to worry because lot of guys thinks that her boobs are to "perfect" to be natural. Well as I touched, squeezed, and even sucked them, I felt what might have been a silicone. Not that it mattered because they were indeed very nice to look and touch. Let's not even forget that other girls in CLM have obvious cosmetic upgrades and like to push the lie that "most guys can't tell the difference". (Worse offender was Sandra claiming to be 28. It's a miracle that I held my laughter till I left her sight).
The high upgrades have been accurately described here before. 150 for L2/300 for L3. I had already exhausted my hobby funds but those killer brown eyes made me agree to spend 150 for head that was above average. In must admit, her prices are below the standard costs of an escort of her age and looks that would require deposit, more risk, hotel, and a longer verification.
That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).
At Chicagolandbodyrubs.com they seemed to sneak in Natalie out of nowhere on the website yesterday. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed her beforehand if she were on the website before then because she looks HOT AF. I know not every CLM girl uses their real photo, but the girls with tats do. They have no choice. I am DEFINITELY planning to see her whenever she's on. I would have seen her yesterday if they didn't decide yesterday to announce her availability for the first time yesterday.
I originally assumed Natalie is new, but if you look at her photo file name it's listed as Katie. Usually that kind of mistake only happens if they are returning under a different name. Anybody familar with her from the photos? Very distinct tattoos.
Speaking of returning under a new name, after a false start a few weeks ago, it looks like Emily returned yesterday too. She was last there a couple of years ago as Victoria for several months, but left to pursue an Only Fans career full time. They announced her a month or so ago but I don't think she ever actually worked before they took her off until last week. It looks like her Twitter page that connected to her OF page is gone. I don't use OF, so I don't know if her OF page is gone too. Either way, it must not have worked out because she's back.
If you are a fan of tatted up indie rock girls, you're going to have a good week at CLM. If someone knows who Natalie / Katie is, refresh our memory with a review. Otherwise, I'll TOFTT and report back myself.
That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.
If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.
I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.
If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.
For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.It's an understandable mistake. They are both Polish MILFS with open menus who love sex. And they're pretty tight if I recall. They came up with their names from both watching Sex and the City.
https://www.redlanternchicago.com/Hahah has this ever been right?
PartyMonster01
11-06-22, 23:39
Anyone know where she went or seen her pop up somewhere else? They won't say much when I asked where she went. Lilly was amazing.Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.
BabyBoy2013
11-07-22, 14:26
Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.Guess that fight she had with Kelly didn't last long LOL. Not 30's, more in her mid 40's. They'll probably have another fight and she'll bounce around like her tits to other spa's like Ozone, West River etc.
Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?
GeneralObvious
11-07-22, 17:52
Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.She's 43. At one time, you could visit her at home, if she was comfortable with you.
Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.
The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.
I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.
I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.
OF Charlie
11-07-22, 19:30
Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.
She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.
Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.
There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.
The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.
I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.
I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.
Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.
She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.
Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.Those pics of her in the red dress are accurate and her juggs are amazing. I didn't last long with her.
I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?
I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.
Has anyone ever tried Comfy Massage on Ashland and Addison or should I TOFTT?
ArtMann1711
11-08-22, 16:21
I searched I browsed I read all over and can't seem to see anything for Hanna at CLM. Anyone? Thinking I may try her tomorrow as I prefer the north location but usually see Ashley on Tuesdays but today didn't work out. TIA.
LiquorThnPoker
11-08-22, 19:11
I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.
I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.
Wow so in total could be over 5 seriously.
That's over the next yr Christmas budget as well LOL.
I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.
First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.
However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).
I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?
These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.
Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?
I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.I don't remember Sarah's English being that bad. I wonder what's going on. She pretty much defaults to BBBJ.
Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).
Massage was below average, ended with 2 for FS not much other add-on.
Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.
Overall I would say average depends on your preference.
As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile and even said "you not choosing wife right" when I asked if I can see others.
And they said April back home already.
P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.
Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?
I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.Light pecks only, everything covered, 200 upcharge for FS.
I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.LOL, when actual mongers say a girl is ahem "hot", they are usually referring their physical appearance and not the service but I understand that some of the slang can be confusing cross culturally. Also, there are no "hot" girls at BHC.
And they said April back home already.April is coming back to BHC in late December.
So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.
Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).
Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.
Overall I would say average depends on your preference.
As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile
And they said April back home already.
P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.Google translate much?! Hahaha.
DMichaels69
11-09-22, 17:08
No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.
So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.
Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.
Exploradora
11-09-22, 18:12
Did you really think you were going to get a hot 23 year old in photo? You got a lot learn. LOL. Ya I thought that too.As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.
ConfuciusMan
11-09-22, 18:48
I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.
No sheets, LOL. Sounds like a shit hole.Just to be clear I meant sheets that (supposedly) get changed with each customer. Most spas usually have a sheet (or something) on the table that gets switched with each session--and something for the face. It wasn't a bare table but nothing was getting changed for each appointment. Just some paper towels between each person. Never saw that before. Pretty sketchy.
As far as I've seen, Claudia and Lena pics are actually their real pics on Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.
MushroomGod
11-09-22, 20:20
So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.Sorry you had a shitty time. I stopped in yesterday, asked for Lina, Cute, slim, big hooters. Offered a ts, CBJ, FS for $$. Half decent nude massage before hand. Yea I was probably out after 20 min but I had a good time. I dunno who you drew because the 3 other girls I saw there were very attractive. I kinda want to go see one of at least one of them LOL. I did have to wait a bit and the dude ahead of me who didn't bring any cash. Bruh come on, but thanks for your spot in line.
MushroomGod
11-09-22, 20:23
LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?
These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.
Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?I didn't partake but I did see her when I was there. She was very cute and I wouldn't mind taking the plunge. I thought she looked better than her pics.
ApplePiePussy
11-10-22, 02:41
I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.
She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.
Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.
After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.
I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.
Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.
I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.
I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.
I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.
Is this the place on Central?
I went to this new spa on northwest side of Chicago. She was 40's cute great body. She kept trying to convince me to let her do the prostrate. She said it will make me cum so hard. I kept telling her no. Every chance she could get she kept pursuing my butt hole. I had to yell at her to stop. She gave me sad face. OMG I couldn't believe her. Dm me if you want the location. She's not cheap she expects big tip.
Been twice with two good HEs.
Does anyone know if they offer prostate massage and / or table showers?
Exploradora
11-10-22, 12:25
I found Claudia very attractive. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.During one of my appointments with Claudia, she showed me the unedited picture with her face and it was definitely her in the picture. But yeah, pictures always show different angles, and I think she's a bit more tan than the pic, etc. But nonetheless she is attractive af, solid 9. 5/10. And cute and innocent appearing too, but freaky in bed. Lena's pic is also enhanced / edited and she looks more skinny girl, but it is her as well. I think the Instagram effect is to be expected. I haven't seen Sandra yet.
Also, I ended up seeing both Claudia and Lena this past week. I ended up doing mutual shower and mutual massage with Claudia and L2/ L3, was perf as always. Lena was a shorter half hour appointment and saw her for L3, was quick but fun, she's small and easily thrown around. I think someone mentioned she may be leaving soon.
JamesTChicago
11-10-22, 12:30
That's a bummer. Was planning on seeing her at the end of the month for my first time when the wife is out of town. May have to pass on her now.
I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.
ThrilHouse
11-10-22, 14:01
That's a bummer. Was planning on seeing her at the end of the month for my first time when the wife is out of town. May have to pass on her now.This is one of my go to agencies and I will give short reviews of the ones I have met / seen.
Mia-obviosuly gone picture were representing her and she was a good time. Partake twice.
Bella-really good time seen her twice. Pictures might be her, carries herself well. Not clock watcher or looking for $. Would repeat.
Sandra-pictures not close but a good time. She is a freak. Not clock watcher or $. Might repeat in pinch.
Suzie -never understood the hype so finally saw her. Limited menu got offer full but it was astronomical. Decent looks but mechanical and looking for $. No repeat.
Melissa-conflicted as she is hot but pricey menu. Maybe on returning.
Jessica-started fun and then had another monger show up. Had made an agreement for x but once she saw they booked her cut me short. Based on that wouldn't return.
Laura- fun time pictures fair representation. Definitely would repeat.
Overall all YMMV just a few no repeat. For me. This has been compiled for a while so you might get more or less. FYI some girls don't even bother with tip $ but obviously you tip. Some negotiate upfront. Use best judgement for most LOL any questions pm me.
I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.
OF Charlie
11-10-22, 23:14
I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.
She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.
Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.
After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.
I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.
Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.
I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.
I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.
I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.
When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.
Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.They're two different people. Sandra might be off this week if you don't see her. Sarah is an eastern European woman, Sandra is latina / Asian. Although they both have very good menus and are among the best when it comes to service. But they're also somewhere in their 40's.
Iamslobbyist
11-11-22, 07:24
Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.
She definitely has a hot personalitylots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.Thanks to this review on Carly, I visited her recently. She is as advertised. Dark skin Brazilian who has an open menu, naughty, and a lot of fun. I wanted an hour, but she said she was only available for 30 minutes. Half hour turned out to be all that was needed. Cost was $60, and I entered the room. Within five minutes of the massage she was grazing my balls. Within ten minutes, I flipped and towel came off, and she was massaging junior and saying $200 for FS and $240 for anal. I opted for FS.
Within ten minutes her tight ass and pussy were in my face, and I was dining on both while in 69 and bbj / bls. I then stood up while she continued the bbj assault. She flicks her tongue like mad over the balls, which I loved. Then it was doggie, mish, and a cim final with hot eye contact.
Pros: hot, young, dirty talk, and open menu. Even with the 30 minute limit I did not feel rushed, and she seemed to enjoy the session as well.
Cons: virtually no massage, pricy when you consider she is $140 more expensive than Macie with less open menu. No kissing.
Despite the high price, I would repeat. Said she is here through December and then back in February.
Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.
When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.I think I know where I'm going after the Bears game on Sunday. Just letting you all know so no one takes my spot.
GrannyLover
11-11-22, 12:28
Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.
GeneralObvious
11-11-22, 13:37
Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.You jack off at Minghin? You're disturbed to say the least.
SideTalker
11-11-22, 14:22
Saw coco again, had an OK experience the first time but not so much this time.
Severe haggling, almost brutal massage and as the cherry on top I realized they don't use those paper towels on their tables, so the next guy was lying down in my sweat.
Won't be back.
If anyone knows any good ass-teasing L1 providers, would be much appreciated.
Also a recent review of isabela pomares would be appreciated. Wondering if there is much tease or just a good massage followed by L1. PMs good too.
Thank you, gents.
Been twice with two good HEs.
Does anyone know if they offer prostate massage and / or table showers?They have a standup shower but unfortunately no table shower.
Looking for a new place. Work in Des plaines and kinda played out at the AMPs. Looking for a Latin massage place. Used to frequent Zeus and kneading hands in the city but since they closed I'm looking for a new place. Could anyone help?
Thanks.
Fantastico
11-12-22, 07:51
Any intel on either gal? Been going to CLM for a while now and I've seen Zara, Bella, and Suzie (Zara is ATF), but I'm looking to try something new. Any info on looks, menu and pricing would be super helpful and greatly appreciated.Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.
Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.
Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.
Was in the mood for some big tatas and naughtiness so based on previous reviews took the plunge at Moon and called ahead for Lisa.
I will say she's in her 50's but her face wasn't bad at all. Shoulder length hair kinda curly. Tall but not as tall as I was expecting (I'm a taller guy). She has nice legs but quite a bit of a gut. No ass. Also not as much of a "BBW" as I had read besides her gut. Very pleasant demeanor. Paid $60 at the door. Massage wasn't as good as I was expecting. Wasn't bad. I'd call it a firm body rub.
So the whole time I'm thinking of what I want to do which was BJ, Russian, then see if I could COF. I read she does anything for the right money. Well, on the flip I was surprised when she denied me on BJ (she had no mask on when I entered but kept one on in the massage room BTW). I start to rub the cooch and she laughs and brushes my hand away. So I start jerking while I pull the boobs out. Not as big as I was expecting as many have commented on how big they are, one poster even referring to them as "huge". I would say they are floppy C cups. Big eraser nips. No haggling. I get her to oil up for Russian and busted between them. She finishes up with a light body rub. I give her $80 and was out.
The reason why I describe her in such detail is 1) I was wondering myself before I went and 2) I'm wondering if I actually got Lisa LOL. I mean, she fit the descriptions but the limited menu was surprising. On the way home I was wondering if since I called for Lisa and it was a slow day she just told me that's who she was when I walked in. Or if maybe you have to be a regular to get these menu items I've heard of?
Pretty average experience. Likely would not repeat.
GoHomeSmiling
11-12-22, 19:08
What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.
GoHomeSmiling
11-13-22, 00:15
New Hop.
Said name was Ewa? Eva? Name wounded Euro but she was not LOL.
Asked hard or soft, I said medium, and while she took direction on where on my back I needed attention, it was less of a massage than moving hands around. Standard finish, said "I only ever do this" and made the up and down motion. OK. Hoping for a little more, but she was really tuned in on what I liked, no jackhammer. She popped the ladies out, and they were beautiful and all natural. So excellent on that front, but would love to connect with someone else there who may be more open to more.
GoHomeSmiling
11-13-22, 00:28
Russian
That was lisa. I Tried the same not long ago. My problem was the massage was OK but VERY little wind-up / tease, and I don't really respond to that. I think she was annoyed that I didn't pop in 30 seconds and started in with "come on come on" - not encouragement but hurry the fuck up. Then she started in with literally the most aggressive L1 I have EVER received in my life, honestly I stopped her twice and told her to knock it off, and that it hurt. I think maybe lisas was once upon a time the hottest shit around and her ego was a little bruised that I wasn't finished immediately. Heard of hate-fuck? This was a hate HJ LOL. Will not repeat.
ZzTopSterZz
11-13-22, 09:26
What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.A tip I've seen in other cities is to double the last letter of a three letter provider or spa to make it searchable. We should all do that. A gal named Ava becomes Avaa and so forth.
Anyway not sure what post you are referring to. There's CLM = chicagoland bodyrub. Website posted several times in the forum. And there's CTM = chicago therapeutic massage on Monteose. No website that I know of.
This is one of my go to agencies and I will give short reviews of the ones I have met / seen.
Mia-obviosuly gone picture were representing her and she was a good time. Partake twice.
Bella-really good time seen her twice. Pictures might be her, carries herself well. Not clock watcher or looking for $. Would repeat.
Sandra-pictures not close but a good time. She is a freak. Not clock watcher or $. Might repeat in pinch.
Suzie -never understood the hype so finally saw her. Limited menu got offer full but it was astronomical. Decent looks but mechanical and looking for $. No repeat.
Melissa-conflicted as she is hot but pricey menu. Maybe on returning.
Jessica-started fun and then had another monger show up. Had made an agreement for x but once she saw they booked her cut me short. Based on that wouldn't return.
Laura- fun time pictures fair representation. Definitely would repeat.
Overall all YMMV just a few no repeat. For me. This has been compiled for a while so you might get more or less. FYI some girls don't even bother with tip $ but obviously you tip. Some negotiate upfront. Use best judgement for most LOL any questions pm me.What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?
RavenFlies
11-13-22, 19:02
I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.
ShuperShtar
11-14-22, 00:07
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ConfuciusMan
11-14-22, 01:50
Anyone seen Sara at Belmont spa lately. Wondering if she's doing massages. Thanks.
What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?CLM = Chicagoland Bodyrubs = chicagolandmassage.net.
Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.
Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.
Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.Not all of them are real, but at least four girls have shown me the unblurred photos and it's them. And other girls have tattoos that match the photos perfectly. Each girl has the option of either using one of their audition photos they submitted or using a fake photo. Apparently CLM management doesn't care which.
Of the girls I've seen there over the years, somewhat over half of them have used their real photo. Having said that, I haven't seen the newer names over the past few months, so I can't comment on any of them yet. After I had some drama at CLM (long story, PM if you really want to know) I spent the last several months exploring the high end market. So maybe none of them are using their real photos, but the girls who have been there for the past year, most of them are.
That doesn't mean they're accurate, though! Those Jessica pics are probably four years old by now but it's her. Suzie is a perpetual yoyo dieter. She'll be anywhere from 10 pounds LIGHTER than her photos to 10 pounds heavier. Emily's face was mistakenly unblurred for a while and it was definitely her. Salma used her real photos at first but I don't think her new ones are her. Melissa is definitely her and probably the most accurate. I've seen Cameron's unblurred and it's her. Zara is her. Bella is her too. So is Sarah. I haven't seen the others, so can't comment. But I see Natalie is listed today finally so I might try to see her if I can get in.
Harbinger147
11-14-22, 14:04
Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!
I got a PM asking about whether I ever saw Laura at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. I said no but she was on my to do list. Then I did a search for reviews of Laura and read someone else's review mentioning L1 in RCG and that's when I remembered that I did see her. She was just so unmemorable that I forgot.
She looked good but had no personality at all. She reminded me of one of those girls you see at a red light district. They're really hot and look great in lingerie but they see so many men passing by that they are completely disengaged. Normally I'm really good at getting a girl out of her shell but with Laura I had absolutely nothing. No real conversation, she didn't take any of my bait (where I'll say something crazy to get some engagement going like "just got back from skydiving" and she said "oh cool") It was just nothing.
I don't think anything was on the menu but L1, but I was so disinterested I didn't ask. Yeah, nothing there at all. That's why I forgot about her. The thing that triggered my recollection was the RCG L1. She did that with me too. At first I thought it was kind of hot, but it was so mechanical I started thinking she did that because she didn't have to look at the guy and could just wander off to wherever her soul goes when she's mechanically jacking off the next guy there.
Definitely one of the better looking girls there but no interest in ever seeing her again.
WalkingHard
11-14-22, 14:28
I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.I'd recommend Harmony Spa in Norridge. It's Korean ladies and it's 10-15 minutes from O'Hare. Pretty good massage usually great. Excellent service and it includes Table Shower. House fee $80.
Coopertars
11-14-22, 15:42
Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!Doubt there's anything within a 20 minute walk of Sears Tower, its probably the most expensive area for the AMPs to rent / lease space. Can probably use public transpo to get to a spot a little further out though. Blue line to grand ave and get to West River for example, might take 25-30 minutes still.
Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!Search HAO Loop.
Harbinger147
11-14-22, 16:52
Search HAO Loop.Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?
Harbinger147
11-14-22, 16:53
I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.
Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.OP left out which airport and what time he's planning to arrive.
AcrossTheUnive
11-14-22, 17:53
Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?I had a few visits and each visit was worse than the prior visit.
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