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Friendofjill
07-20-08, 16:54
D'oh. Quite an afternoon. Needed to reward myself, and strolled down to the Alice Spa near Greektown. Got someone I hadn't seen there before, didn't get her name, but she was Hispanic. Is it generally a bad sign to get a non-Asian at an AMP? Nothing to be had but a mediocre massage. Very disappointing. I doubt I'll go back with a 50 percent strike rate.
So I cabbed down to Chinatown. Heck, how was I supposed to know it was Chinatown Summer Festival today? Wentworth was a madhouse, closed off, lined with tents and a million people. After all that, though, f- it, I'm just going to push through the crowd standing in front of Senina and go in anyway. Saw the young, playful, cute girl I like. I'm terrible about names, if they don't ask me mine, I don't ask theirs. But she sensed that I was "excited", her word, and offered a quick H first, and then a second helping later. I thought .6 was more than fair for the double.
Raoul Duke
07-20-08, 18:30
So, on Friday I had that urge and found an ad that described a mature provider with a (312) 401 telephone prefix. I decided why not, some mature providers offer decent service. So, I called and was quoted 1. 5 for the hour incall in a downtown highrise building. Once I arrived, I was greeted by a woman no less than 70! A little too mature for me! LOL I made up some lame excuse and gave her. 2 for her trouble and got out of there! Like I said, I don't mind a mature provider-I think grandma from CTM gives one of the best massages but this was insane.
The old girl's trying to subsidize her Social Security Income.
I'm sure plenty of you have seen the ad on CL of the 61 year massage therapist. There's something for everyone out there.
Come to think of it, I've seen some pretty seasoned gals offering their goods in the windows in Amsterdam.
I'm more from the school of Hugh Hefner, I don't like to date women over 25.
Flint Striker
07-21-08, 09:30
I've been getting a little bored with my regular AMP circuit, so I decided to check out Pretty Girls on Irving based on their ads and some positive mentions here. I was there fairly late in the day on a Sunday, so it was slow and there were only two girls working. The facilities are nice, especially the large massage rooms. The TS room leaves a little to be desired but isn't bad.
I was greeted at the door by the young papasan (American born asian dude) and I was assigned to Maria, a tall, slender young Polish girl (mid to late twenties). Attractive but shy. She took me to a massage room and gave me a towel so I could get ready for my TS. The TS itself was so-so. The water pressure is really low and Maria gave a couple of very small teases to the Mayor and City Council, but nothing spactacular.
When I came out of the TS, I was surprised to find the other girl (a smokin' hot mixed asian babe) standing there, and leaning against a wall in the shadows was a fellow monger wrapped in a towel waiting for his turn with the hottie. I thought this was very unprofessional. Most places are very careful to make sure that mongers never cross paths.
Anyway, we made it back to the massage room and Maria left me undraped the entire time. She has wonderful soft hands. I would have liked more pressure and asked her to AMP it up a bit but it remained a pretty soft massage. Again, a couple of light teases to the boys (which really could have been accidental in this case) before the flip. The whole time, she was very careful never to place herself at the head of the massage table, so I never had the chance to float a trial balloon and stroke her legs and ass. I must have been giving off a bad vibe or something.
On the flip, I remained undraped. One or two very light, very quick teases and that was it. As our time was winding down, I pointed to the joystick and said "don't forget. " She giggled a little and said no. I tried three or more times to persuade her to finish me off but got shot down every time. After the last time, she left the room and said "I am massage therapist. That's all I do. "
I might go back there to sample some of the other talent, but I won't repeat with Maria.
Jesus Collins
07-21-08, 11:36
It really isn't for discount shoppers. 2 things happen too, you get bored with the place for lack of FS, and you become broke.
The legit CMT's here too (with the execption of Lucy), I think I have had all of them dating back to 06, tease the hell out of you. I guess its a bait and switch thing. Maybe they just want said pocket book opened up more. I think I have all but graduted from this place like many other mongers. It was great at first, like you I went purely for legits. Then moved on to VIP's. Now it's just expensive.
If FS was readily available here, I would be the first in line. But whomever your souces are, well, like you said, weak legs.Id be interested in hearing about the CMTS here. I hear you about the teasing / signals. I have had some inetersting experiences with them here and been PM'd with some wild stories..
PM me if you must, in know some of these gals (cmt's) only will provide for a select few, but I love a good story
JC
Coolouforever
07-21-08, 13:58
Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.
Chicago Biker
07-21-08, 16:40
Well didn't you just give the Leo's and whoever else may visit this forum the wrong idea. Hopefully, they will understand that your joking. If not, I wouldn't be answering your front door when the bell rings.
Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.
Prostitution = misdemeanor
Counterfeiting = felony
I think I'll pass.
Goat Trotter
07-21-08, 21:17
Hey guys I just had the craziest thought, we all know that a lot of places are way overpriced for extras so why not get back at them by paying with fake 100's? That way we get the most expensive extras they offer and we stick it to them at the same time all while having a great time. Just a thought I had.
LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....
Coolouforever
07-21-08, 21:34
No I wasn't serious it had just crossed my mind, but I did talk to a fellow mongor about it and he told me that he would do it because they usually won't check if the bill is fake in the massage room and that if they do catch it just play it off like you weren't aware and pay the real bill.
LOL are you serious?! Say no please and save yourself from getting flamed....
Yo my mongering brothers, I read a report somewhere that they have new girls, owners and no extras at KM. Is this true? This place was a favorite of mine. PM if you have info, I don't have the scratch to TOFTT right now. When business is good I have the cash, right now I don't, so I am asking for a little help. Thanks
Robert Vesco
07-21-08, 23:49
Stopped at new Violet but didn't get a foot massage. Door was .55 and asked about TS which was another .1, by Jenny. Though Asian, she wore sandals, not boots, for basic TS.
Body massage was on the hard side, which I requested, and was relaxing. (The whole thing lasted more than an hour -- a first!) Jenny was friendly and fun, even if her English was limited. Finish was handled well and not done as if she were holding a stopwatch in the other hand. I gave a .6 tip. Overall a good experience. Time your entry and exit for when traffic is moving on Irving Park.
I'm very ambivalent about posting this--like most guys who find a gold mine, they want to keep most of it to themselves. And, strictly speaking, this does not even belong on a "massage parlor" forum, but since I've posted mainly here of late, here goes. I've seen this black girl (25 y.o. with a body to die for) about twice a month (sometimes more) for more than a year. Though Chicago is her base, she works mainly in Indianapolis, Louisville, and Ft. Wayne. She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com. At that site she has about 40 reviews posted--all of them rave, with the usual services you'd want a provider to offer (BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS), together with an incredibly warm and affectionate touch--she really makes you feel special (and I wasn't even sure if she was really a pro until I stumbled on her posting--sorry "Confucius" & "HappyGardener" or I would have let you in on it sooner). Anyhow, here's the deal: she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her, and I'm devastated at the thought she'd move away. The only way to keep her here, as I see it, is if she starts to establish a client base here as well. You'll have to use the website mentioned above to try to make contact--I'm not sure how she'd react to me giving out contact info. Her handle is "Carmeltwist". I know I'm going be taken for a drummer for that website, but check out my past reviews and you'll see that I have a pretty straightforward, truthful approach to posting.
PittPanther
07-22-08, 13:55
...She's kinda struck out in the Chicago market because she doesn't like to use CL (though it was through a rare posting there that I made initial contact) and she uses only one website which, I believe, is not much frequented by hobbyists here: escorts dot com... ...she's thinking of ditching Chicago because it has proven such an unproductive base for her...
Antonio, something doesn't seem to make sense:
1. she wants more customers
2. she doesn't want to use CL (I can understand that)
3. she only advertises on a Pay site, with very limited penetration in Chicago, yet she is disappointed that she has very few customers (this makes no sense)
4. she might get angry at you posting her information here (why?)
If she wants more clients in Chicago, why would she get upset if you posted her contact info? Seems to me she would want you to post pictures, phone number, positive review details, etc. She would get all the Chicago business she can handle.
If she wants more customers, but not the usual CL scumbags (ha!), she should let you put her info right here. We will treat her right.
Not sure she is being straight with you. How does she advertise in the other cities?
Mermaid King
07-22-08, 14:41
Went to Victoria Spa on Lawrence on South Side of Street just west of Sears. Not bad. $40 for 30 min table shower and massage, talked girl down to $40 for happy E. It was ok, she wouldn't take off top for less than a bill witch is ridiculous. I just came from NY and it's a lot better at the asian parlors in NYC.
Saw Winnie over weekend, solid massage and ok release.
.5 + .2 tip = Great Value
Robert Vesco
07-23-08, 01:00
I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."
So why are there a number of new places opening? There must be some level of demand for these services, even with the slow economy.
Maybe some kind of advertising other than CL would help. Like a sign that reads "Full Service" or maybe even a small sign that reads "HJ is given."
SpokenOne69
07-23-08, 09:56
Well said Chi Guy. You forgot one thing:
getting a massage = 0 because it's legal (wink wink)
I unknowingly tried to pay for some stamps at a down town post office a few years back. They called the secret service or some other federal LE. They questioned me and searched my brief case. You dont want to get caught passing bad bills. The feds usually dont make mistakes when they prosecute.
Steven Lynn
07-23-08, 12:16
I'd take any comments from mp providers with a grain of salt, but when I've asked, "How's business?" the recent answer has always been "slow."
Do you really want her saying, "Oh I've been giving FS all day. You want sloppy 25ths?"
Went out to Downers Grove area earlier this week. Paid. 70 for 1/2 hour with TS and Massage. Tuggi was working. She had an ok attitude. I offered. 30 for the tip as the massage was not great, I only was give a 1/2 hr which included the time in the TS. Released, but she stood in the way of the door because she thought. 30 wasn't enough. She gave me an attitude, I gave her an extra. 10 to get out of my way. You guys are pying too much in the 'burbs. No question the FS was available. In spite of the signs.
I will definitely not go back. $ for 1/2 hr. Poor massage, but at least I got HS.
Weed Streeter
07-23-08, 20:33
Hadn't made any AMP visits in a couple months, so I thought I'd try out Rose today for a first visit. For some reason, I thought I read somewhere that it was Latina, but I must have been thinking Tropical. Anyways, stepped in, told Mama I had been there before - back in April. Paid my .65 for an hour. She offered me candy and cookies (that's a first) before sending me back (she was very nice). I didn't know who to ask for, so she just gave me Angel. I'd say she's about 5' 11 - a little too tall and thicker for my tastes (I prefer them more toned and petite). Fairly attractive. Probably a 5 or 6 on the scale. Anyways, I opt'd for the TS before the massage (they gave me an option of after). She paid special attention to the boys and the back door during the shower. Practically gave me a HJ right there which surprised me because I heard that Rose could be hit or miss on the first visit.
Massage was pretty decent. Being a bigger girl, she seemed to have some pretty good strength. While on my stomach, she even let her fingers slip down my ass crack to the boys quite a bit. On the flip, she immediately started massaging little Weed Streeter along with my stomach and legs. She asked if I had been to a spa before and I told her I usually go to Senina - to give her a hint of what I expected. Get this, she starts strokin', but then grabs my hand and tells me to do it. I asked, how much for you to do it? She replied, "no, i'm a professional" AS SHE'S SLOWLY STROKIN' IT! Anyways, I talked her into it for .40. She finished me - and told me to say that I was serviced by a "short girl" if anyone asks. Guess she doesn't mind throwing that short cutie I saw in the hallway under the bus. Whatever.
Overall, I'll go back to Rose, but I actually WANT the SHORT GIRL next time! Angel was a chatterbox. Kept trying to practice her english during the session. Kept asking too many questions. Even started spelling out words on my back during the massage..very annoying.
Anyone know the petite one's name? I think I saw someone in a recent post mention her, but no name (she was wearing a skirt or something in that post?). I'd like to request her next time.
My guess is you can get extras now at rose since they are a stones throw away from two other AMPs. They must do it to compete in this economy.
PussyPoker
07-24-08, 19:11
Went to Rose last night and had Connie. Very good massage and ts. She did a lot of teasing on and around the little one both in the massage room and ts room. Now she knows me by name because I'm there once a week. She knows who I see depending on what day I'm there. No happy happy.
As for names of the short ones, Connie,Cindy and Wiwi. And I did see the latino girl on the way out. She looked very good. I might have to call and see when she works and ask for her.
I got a very good massage from Cindy at Rose, including a little teasing; but when pressured to provide an extra, she demurred, responding: "Policy of Boss." I then whispered to her: "Policy of Clients: No extra, no tip." She laughed so good-naturedly I ended up giving her a small tip anyway. As far as I know, only Mae and Angel offer extras.
Went to Thee European Spa on Milwaukee earlier this week, mainly because they run a weekday special of. 5 for a one hour Swedish massage before noon. I'd been meaning to check the place out.
A little background, first. This place started out as Ann's Massage Therapy a few buildings north of its current location. I'd been there a couple of times in its original location. The first time I got a massage from Ann herself, a big Eastern European woman (she's got to be pushing 60 by now). The second time I got an older Latina, also on the plus side. Ann's massage was strictly legit; the Latina teased me a little, but it went no further.
The receptionist at Ann's was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I believe she was Ann's daughter. Tall, blonde, gorgeous face, tremendous chest. Let me put it this way. Jenna Jameson wishes she looked like her. Unfortunately, she didn't do massages. If she had, there would have been a line two blocks down the street, even if there weren't any extras. That's how hot she was.
Back to the present. I walked in and was greeted by Vivian, the receptionist. Blonde, decent face, HUGE chest. I wondered for a second if she was the receptionist from the old place. It's possible, but I don't think so. Vivian's OK, but I remember the old receptionist as being much more attractive. Vivian's a good 30 pounds overweight, but even if she slimmed down, she wouldn't be as pretty as I remember the other girl being. It's possible that she could be Vivian's big sister. Anyway, Vivian told me my masseuse was Cindy and proceeded to lead me to my room, which was downstairs.
I have to talk about the layout of this place. It's absolutely perfect for a MP. A few rooms on the first floor with more rooms downstairs in the basement. The basement also had a shower, bathroom and small lounge area. There's plenty of street parking, but the spa also has a driveway alongside the building with four parking spaces mapped out.
On to the massage. By the time Cindy entered the room, I was already undressed and on the table face down with a sheet covering me. The only part of her that I could see were her legs. To my dismay, she wore loose fitting jeans that could have used at least 4 inches off the cuff.
Cindy's technique was not very good. She used her elbows a lot along my shoulder blades, and it was actually a little painful. As far as conversation, very little. I like to stay quiet and see how it goes. If the girl is friendly, I'll respond in kind. Cindy was kind of aloof.
I got a glimpse of her body when she knelt while massaging my arms. Her body looked fairly athletic and fit, not voluptuous. Eventually, I managed to get a glimpse of her face. Attractive, but not sensational, with bleached blonde hair. Certainly worth it if extras were on the menu.
Unfortunately, they weren't. No teasing whatsoever. On the flip, it was evident I was becoming aroused, and she abruptly ended the session. I was on my back for five minutes, at most. I thought I was being shortchanged on time by a lot, but I believe I was the massage was roughly 50 minutes, so I wasn't that angry.
I was going to do something I'd never done before; tip the masseuse without a HE. However, after she asked how I felt ("Fine. "), she left the room like her hair was on fire. Rude. She didn't even extend the courtesy of showing me upstairs or out the door. Her loss.
I'm not inclined to go back. This has the potential to be a great place, but not yet. If I had paid full price, I'd have been furious. I was curious about this place, and now that curiousity has been sated.
Weed Streeter
07-25-08, 08:34
I got a very good massage from Cindy at Rose, including a little teasing; but when pressured to provide an extra, she demurred, responding: "Policy of Boss." I then whispered to her: "Policy of Clients: No extra, no tip." She laughed so good-naturedly I ended up giving her a small tip anyway. As far as I know, only Mae and Angel offer extras.
Damn - and based on PussyPoker's post, Mae doesn't seem to be one of the spinners. So no mileage with the petite ones, I guess? Oh well. Hey, if anyone gets the latina's name, please post or PM me.
What does she charge? Can you share digits? You have to pay on her site to get contact info.
[QUOTE=Antonio]I'm very ambivalent about posting this--like most guys who find a gold mine, they want to keep most of it to themselves. And, strictly speaking, this does not even belong on a "massage parlor" forum, but since I've posted mainly here of late, here goes. I've seen this black girl (25 y.o. with a body to die for) about twice a month (sometimes more) for more than a year. Though Chicago is her base, she works mainly in Indianapolis, Louisville, and Ft. Wayne.
TwistedBrother
07-25-08, 12:11
Paying to get contact info is almost always a bad thing
What does she charge? Can you share digits? You have to pay on her site to get contact info.
Steven Lynn
07-25-08, 18:25
Visited Tropical earlier in the week after hearing from a number of you that it has Latinas working there.
Finding a decent parking place was hell. I was pretty damn sure I was going to get a parking ticket.
The door fee was .65, I read on here in multiple places where it was .8
It was apparently a busy day.
I got Diana, she was beautiful, in her early 20's and fit.
She's got little breasts but everything else looked delicious.
The massage was okay, about 25 minutes in, she told me to flip. I was thinking I was going to get a 40 min massage for the full hour price, but she spent the second half hour massaging my legs, arms, etc. while I was on my back, which is a first for me.
When negotiations for extras began, she wanted 1.5 for her to get naked and give HR, I laughed. I said I have .5 for that and she reluctantly agreed.
Her tight body got me going and I begged to DATY.
Over all, it was a good experience and I thank you guys directing me to these lovely Latinas.
Robert Vesco
07-25-08, 19:17
I visited Massage Clinic again and got a massage from Kay, a Korean woman of indeterminate age. It was .7 at the door. An average TS was provided, and she wore large boots that would have been suitable for deicing an airplane.
It was a slow, methodical massage that was felt three hours later, with some back walking (now I know what those bars on the ceiling are for) and elbow action. An HJ was given, and I offered tip of .5
This place seems to have kind of a low profile, but the soft glow of the blue and pink neon can be seen for blocks on Milwaukee Avenue.
Nicky Forza
07-25-08, 23:31
people arrested, 3 careers down the drain over something that shouldn't be illegal in the first place.
http://www.kfdm.com/news/spa_27112___article.html/breiner_closed.html
Stephen6868
07-26-08, 01:45
Visited Tropical earlier in the week after hearing from a number of you that it has Latinas working there.
Finding a decent parking place was hell. I was pretty damn sure I was going to get a parking ticket.
The door fee was .65, I read on here in multiple places where it was .8
It was apparently a busy day.
I got Diana, she was beautiful, in her early 20's and fit.
She's got little breasts but everything else looked delicious.
The massage was okay, about 25 minutes in, she told me to flip. I was thinking I was going to get a 40 min massage for the full hour price, but she spent the second half hour massaging my legs, arms, etc. while I was on my back, which is a first for me.
When negotiations for extras began, she wanted 1.5 for her to get naked and give HR, I laughed. I said I have .5 for that and she reluctantly agreed.
Her tight body got me going and I begged to DATY.
Over all, it was a good experience and I thank you guys directing me to these lovely Latinas.Wheres Tropical? I searched and couldn't find it.
I must be going blind.
Sexshooter
07-28-08, 13:22
Visited Tropical today for the first time. Asked a very cute petite latina if Diana was working today. She said no. So she offer service for. 65 TS and massage. Jackie provided TS without cover. Went back to room and she didn't waste any time offering extras, which were the standard pricing. No FS. She looked fantastic, services could have been a lot better. Went I left I saw another petite latina in front, who looked just as cute.
Ghostface89
07-28-08, 18:17
As a southsider, I went on a long range patrol Saturday and ducked into Rose for a look. Connie was at the desk, a very sexy spinner and very nice conversationist. I told her I was on my way to work but wanted to look around. She was barefooted with the sexiest little feet with painted toenails.
I know Rose has a reputation for no extras, but...
Please PM me if anyone has gotten extras from Connie and give me some tips on how to approach this China doll.
Robert Vesco
07-28-08, 19:54
There was a detailed news report on the Atlanta forum last week about "Operation Massage Parlor" in Macon, Ga.
http://www.macon.com/198/story/410701.html
One of the charges was for "sexual battery." Another was for "masturbation for hire."
I wouldn't want to try to explain either one in a job interview.
West Town Tim
07-29-08, 20:15
Ok, so I've been perusing this forum for a while now, and have found some great information. I live quite close to rose and seven heaven on ashland, so I was happy to see information on both of them.
I went to rose several months ago, on New Year's day, actually. Figured not a bad way to start off the year, huh?
Couldn't tell you the name of the woman, but she was slightly older, still cute, but fully clothed (blouse, pants, etc). She looked like a legit therapist, and quite honestly, a good massage was all I was there for. And it was indeed an incredible massage. She had me all twisted up like a pretzel, and it felt good. Not long after, I started seeing the reviews on the place and their being notorious for no extras (though, of course more recent reviews have bucked that trend).
Then today I tried Seven heaven at 1026 n. Ashland, figuring this would be a sure thing based on what I've read here.
No appointment, walked in. And got "Judy", a rather attractive asian woman, probably late 30's. She was wearing extremely short denim cutoffs (a far cry from how the woman at Rose was dressed, so I thought I was off to a good start). But right from the start she was rather careful at keeping the towel covering the naughty bits. Even on the flip, she held the towel up as I turned, so as to not expose anything.
I tried to touch her legs a bit as they rubbed up against my hands at various points, to no avail.
When she was done, she said, "ok, all finished". And I sort of replied with, "so, all done, then? " and she said yes, and something along the lines of telling me to get dressed.
So I payed sixty for the hour, and twenty tip, hoping that when I got money out for a tip she might offer extras, but that didn't happen. Overall a pretty good massage, but am I doing something wrong?
Is there something universal to say, or a certain gesture? Or, did I perhaps get a girl at Seven that simply doesn't go there when she works? Seemed like I was in the clear by going there, but left relaxed and feeling good, but not completely satisfied, so to speak.
Thanks gentlemen, I appreciate any feedback.
Steven Lynn
07-30-08, 13:50
Is there something universal to say, or a certain gesture? Or, did I perhaps get a girl at Seven that simply doesn't go there when she works? Seemed like I was in the clear by going there, but left relaxed and feeling good, but not completely satisfied, so to speak.
Thanks gentlemen, I appreciate any feedback.
You were probably nervous or something about you made her suspicious.
Also, don't expect the star treatment on your very first visit.
Mike Rudolph
07-30-08, 16:06
Is this place any good?
Sexshooter
07-30-08, 16:09
I usually asked if "so and so" is working today when this is my first time to any particular place. That usually breaks the ice and are offer the extras if any.
You were probably nervous or something about you made her suspicious.
Also, don't expect the star treatment on your very first visit.
Weed Streeter
07-30-08, 21:07
Decided I'd actually try Tropical this time. Had a taste for those Latinas I keep hearing about. Went around 3p in the afternoon. Cute Latina was sitting on the couch in the front watching Tyra. Not sure she's a therapist because she looked like a teenager. She called out for Jackie. I guess I wasn't as lucky as the guys in the previous posts. She was average looking. Probably late 20's. About 5' 4" with an average body. Small flappy tits. She told me she just started about 2 weeks ago, but has worked at other spots. She had little red pimples all over her back (she was wearing a tank top).
Anyways, paid the .65 for the hour. She took be me back for a TS. There was a nasty wet towel on the floor - and the head rest on the table looked dirty. I hesitated in putting my head in there. She gave the boys a little play in the shower - I guess to see if I would react.
So off to the massage. She spent about 20min on the back side. Massage was ok. On the flip she got straight to the point. She said she had 2 questions for me. #1 Are you a cop? #2 Do you want other options? I told her yes and she gave me the menu. She wanted 1.5 for HJ full nude, 1.20 for HJ w/ only thong. .80 for HJ w/ topless. I talked her into .50 for HJ w/ topless. HJ was rushed and then she told me to clean myself off. No personality, no emotions.. no reactions... very boring. What a waste.
I guess I just picked the wrong day. I'd go back, but not to Jackie. If you get Jackie, don't waste your money. Just tell her you're just looking and come back when one of the other Chicas is there.
Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:
60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.
Good luck.
Rico Forty
07-31-08, 01:05
[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:
60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.
Good luck.[/
Your first line should give you a hint why people arent responding to your posts. Wow
Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:
60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.
Good luck.I can't and won't speak for anyone else, only for myself. You're not the only one going through tough times financially. If I had the $ to throw around, I may have checked it out, although it's not close to me. I'm sorry no one was able to help you out, but I have not so fond memories of the area, although I'm aware it's gentrifying.
Thanks for reporting on your experience. However, I found your report a little vague. The pricing is terrific. I would be inclined to support a place that charges. 6 for the hour with a TS. I have questions:
What made the TS so "awesome"?!
What was the girl's name?
What did she look like?
How was the quality of the massage?
Were you there the full hour?
Did you tip? (I hope not.)
Did you hint for extras?
Did she give you any sign that it was a possibility?
The reason I visit this board is so I can get some sort of idea on where and where not to go. Without your post, I know I never would have gone there. Now I am leaning toward going when I have the funds. Thanks.
Three things:
If she played with the boys on the TS, I'm surprised there were no extras.
Don't know about anyone else, but I usually ignore any posts with "Yo" in it regardless of the author.
Did she agree to go out with you? If so, well done!
[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks ...QUOTE]
Why would anyone respond to being talked to this way? Just something to think about.
Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:
60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.
Good luck.
Dude, WTF? Did it ever occur to you that maybe most of the guys here don't go there much and, hence, have little to report? Yeah, that's an assumption just like yours, but at least I'm giving the guys here the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you ought to try it before you choose to call us "cocks."
Fork Please
07-31-08, 20:58
I think he was just using some ol' boy talk.
It's a UK expression and is generally used as an affectionate term amongst familiar men.
I could be wrong but me and my boys have tossed that expression around and it's always been in a sort of a comrade-ish way. I hear younger dudes using it all the time...just a thought
Nicky Forza
07-31-08, 23:06
I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell.
So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave..I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office.
The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair .
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. .. has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions…..a good number of which I declined to answer..
This young lady is not petite as the ad says...but she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.
The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area…wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no “happy ending”. I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.
Copy & paste of ad:
BEAUTIFUL Filipina Therapist From the Philippines....! - west of Midway Airport
Petite and Gorgeous Filipina only 4'-10" with VERY Strong hands that will make you MELT....!
FULL BODY MASSAGE...!
$60 for 1 hour session
ONLY THREE SESSIONS Tonight...!
6pm...7:30pm....9pm
Call or Text Now for your session...!
Do Not Email..!
Call or text Jamela at 708-369-2526 (Summit, IL)
Rico Forty
08-01-08, 14:52
I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell.
So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave..I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office.
The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair .
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. .. has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions…..a good number of which I declined to answer..
This young lady is not petite as the ad says...but she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.
The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area…wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no “happy ending”. I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.
Copy & paste of ad:
BEAUTIFUL Filipina Therapist From the Philippines....! - west of Midway Airport
Petite and Gorgeous Filipina only 4'-10" with VERY Strong hands that will make you MELT....!
FULL BODY MASSAGE...!
$60 for 1 hour session
ONLY THREE SESSIONS Tonight...!
6pm...7:30pm....9pm
Call or Text Now for your session...!
Do Not Email..!
Call or text Jamela at 708-369-2526 (Summit, IL)
Why would you want a so so massage and no Happy Ending. Doesnt sound good to me.
I think he was just using some ol' boy talk.
It's a UK expression and is generally used as an affectionate term amongst familiar men.
I could be wrong but me and my boys have tossed that expression around and it's always been in a sort of a comrade-ish way. I hear younger dudes using it all the time...just a thought
Read his entire first paragraph. I don't think he was being "affectionate."
Carpe Dium
08-01-08, 16:07
Sometimes we mongers can use some humor....and who else but "Borat" has the ability to do just that......
http://www.gagreport.com/funny_videos_borat-massage.htm
Steven Lynn
08-01-08, 18:18
I visited Tropical again this week.
I paid the door fee (.65) and was told to go into Room #2.
The lady at the front desk called for Sophia, who was laying down in another room taking a nap, since they weren't busy.
The masseuse came in after I was face down on the table, so I never actually saw her face until the flip. At which point I said, "Oh hi! Nice to see you!"
Her name is Sophia.
She's in her early 20's, fit and has nice breasts.
The massage was like the other massage I got at Tropical, fairly light and not much of a massage at all. (I miss going to Xindy where those gals really give your muscles a work-out).
My guess is Sophia's new to the biz.
She chatted alot during the massage...asking questions like "Where do you work? ... Are you married? ... Do you have kids? ...etc."
And when I asked her if she'd been busy today, she said, "Yes. This morning was very busy, but not this afternoon."
She asked if I was interested in "options" (not "extras").
I said yes and she quoted .5 for HJ, $ for a topless HJ and that's it.
I laughed and said there's no way I'm paying more than .5 for a topless HJ.
I think the gals at Tropical are dreaming, or SOMEONE'S paying that for their services. If you are, SHAME ON YOU!
She agreed to the .5 and away we went. She didn't want me to suck on those gorgeous nipples, but after I told her it helps me get done faster, she agreed to let me do it.
She also told me the reason why I couldn't get her bottomless was because she was having her period.
I opted for the TS after the massage, since they use the oil that leaves you smelling like a stripper afterwards. Even after the massage, she played with the boys in the TS.
Overall, another great Latina experience at Tropical.
Blue Screen
08-02-08, 21:01
Three visits in July to tell about.
The Good. Visited Senina early Sunday afternoon. I was startled by the number of legitimate customers using the hair/nail salon on the first floor. The young papa-san quickly steeped forward and asked "massage? ". "Yes" I said quietly and paid. 7 for an hour and. 2 for the table shower. Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman, white shorts and tank-top (both were baggy, not tight fitting). She was flirty and seemed in a really good mood. As I undressed she started giggling and complementing me on my ‘size’ (but don’t they all do that? ). The table shower was great. Lisa ran the shower for a minute while waiting for hot water. She let me hug her from behind and feel her up while we waited. That may not sound like much, but there’s something erotic about being nude and groping a clothed woman. She did a great job of washing me, not just a hose down but lots of soap and hand action including ass and a quick soapy HJ. The massage was good too. Lots of hand roaming on my part and her baggy clothes made it easier to get at her panties and bra. We finally got to the extras and negotiated 1. 0 for an BJ/HJ. It was actually a BBBJ and she let me remove her top and bra (even though we didn’t negotiate it). She had the typical post-pregnacy boobs and belly, but still nice. The HJ was a little rough but she slowed down when I asked. I’ll definitely see her again.
The Bad. Visited Bodyworks at 2246 N Clark. I tried once in March and didn’t get any extras, but decided to give it a second chance since I live 2 blocks away. Same experience as last time. Very attractive girl but the table shower felt like I was moving thru a car wash and the massage was poor even by AMP standards. I tried touching a few times and was quickly rebuffed with a loud "uh, excuse me, no no. " On the flip she asked me about "finishing". I got excited and offered. 6 for an HJ. No, no. She meant I could ‘finish myself’ and offered me a jar of lube (ick). How about. 8. 1. 0 I offered? "No, sorry, no extras here". No third chance for them. Oh, and there’s lots of foot traffic out front.
The Ugly. I saw Ginger’s on CL and here and checked out the location at 2732 N Clark. The guy at the desk said Ginger was on out-call and the other girls had been sent home (slow Wednesday). I glanced around. The place was one big messy room, the massage areas looked more like cubicals with doors and there was no separation between them and the waiting area. The guy at the desk seemed desperate to make an appointment for me but I said I wasn’t available later. Maybe my first impression is wrong but this place gave me the creeps.
Member #5324
08-03-08, 00:18
Saw Lucy at Mercy on Michigan. Signed in and up to the 21st floor. Great massage and left happy. Best part is that there was no negotiation; things just went the way they are supposed to naturally. I love that; I hate negotiations. Tipped. 5$, and she deserved it. Recommended.
Nicky Forza
08-03-08, 11:31
Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman
There must be a NEW Lisa at Senina because the Senina Lisa that I know doesn't fit this description.
Is this place any good?If you're referring to Eden Inc Spa, they are very expensive for what you get. I went there a few times and never got more than a massage with happy ending for $250. They are American, so they speak proper English.
Coolouforever
08-04-08, 15:26
Hey guys, so Saturday is my b-day and I was looking for a nude massage with hands roaming, hj and possible fs. I know it won't be cheap, I do have money but anyone recommend where I should go and where the rates are reasonable?
I'm mostly a lurker, but I figure it's about time to contribute. Your posts have been very helpful, so I might as well return the favor. I'll try to do so more in the future.
I often envision myself down by Mill. Park in the afternoons, killing time. Mercy has become a nice place to visit. Three masseuses so far.
Lucy: A little older (40s?) but very friendly and accomodating. We've had a nice little 20/20 going for a while. Her technique is standard for AMPs (though no table shower, not even a stand up shower), but her demeanor makes her special. She has a great smile.
Wendy: She's younger and cute in a girl next door sort of way. But her technique is a little mechanical (especially on your first visit). She also doesn't know when to stop, which is cute in a way (girlish, I suppose). Less reciprocal touching. Practically none.
The last time I was there I made the mistake of schduling a lunchtime appointment. A bunch of other guys hanging around, which is something I try to avoid. Also, a man answered the phone when I called to schedule about 10:30 AM. That was a first, and I was a tiny bit sketched out by it. When I got there, I saw Wendy taking another customer into a room (thin walls, by the way, so shhhh). I was grabbed by a nice enough but seriously homely woman about Lucy's age. She kept fiddling with the stereo in the massage room. Also, she seemed very distracted and lost me a couple of times.
I've wanted to branch out to another AMP in town, hoping to either get someone a little younger/cuter than at Mercy, or someone who'll go nude for a reasonable price. At Mercy I pay for 30 minutes (.40) and tip between 20-50. Any ideas? I'd be willing to visit the apts, but I've frankly found it hard to find any solid leads on this board when it comes to the asian apts.
I hope this counts as a decent first report.
To guarantee FS you're probably going to have to go to the Peking Spa in East Chicago. Cute, young, petite FS for $$ and no questions asked..
Raoul Duke
08-05-08, 02:50
I happened to be having a couple of beers at Hooters in Schaumburg. One thing lead to another and I ended up scheduling an appt. with Mina. She offered me a massage or FS for 1.5. I opted for a massage as I wasn't really taken with her looks. Nice enough girl, but nothing that I'd want to bang. She claimed she gave a really good sensual massage, but it was not big deal. She offered to insert a digit up the back door, but I declined.
She greased up the pole, released me and I was out the door in no time. Don't know that I'd recommend her, but if you find yourself with a couple of drinks in you and you're in the area, she's an option. I prefer Ashley as I find her significantly more attractive, but I wasn't able to track her down that night. That's my report for the western burbs.
Past Tense
08-05-08, 06:27
took a trip to Violet Spa on Irving near 6 corners the other day, they advetise in Craig's under theraputic. Was given Lucy. Nice looking friendly girl. Went with 1 hr plus TS for 65. Lucy gave a good torough TS although since it was my first time there (they haven't been open long) she was a little carefull about paying full attention to the nether reagions. Good massage. I used the oportunity to make a little contact with her in a non threatening manner to break the ice. On the flip she asked me what I wanted it seems everything was on the menu but my funds were limited so I opted for a nude HJ for 70. Excellent HJ just the righ amount of pressure and lube. Not the usual trying to pull it completely off.
Looks 7
Body 9
Attitude 8
Service 8
Will return
Steven Lynn
08-05-08, 16:29
You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?
I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.
One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.
It just seems a little out of control.
Steven Lynn
08-05-08, 16:33
Anyone been to Q&Q / Star Massage lately?
Any info you can PM me is appreciated.
Jesus Collins
08-05-08, 16:39
You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?
I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.
One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.
It just seems a little out of control.There does seem to be one on every corner..
there is a bigger deamnd these days with
1: Average women being so demanding with the men they choose
2: Said women being batshit insane..who wants to put up with all that non-sense for sex?
I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills.
Don't pay for anything less than you want.
I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell. So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave. I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office. The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair.
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. Has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions. A good number of which I declined to answer.
This young lady is not petite as the ad says. But she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.
The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area. Wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no "happy ending". I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.
BEAUTIFUL Filipina Therapist From the Philippines....! - west of Midway Airport
Petite and Gorgeous Filipina only 4'-10" with VERY Strong hands that will make you MELT....!
FULL BODY MASSAGE...!
$60 for 1 hour session
ONLY THREE SESSIONS Tonight...!
6pm...7:30pm....9pm
Call or Text Now for your session...!
Do Not Email..!
Call or text Jamela at 708-369-2526 (Summit, IL)
Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.
Decided I'd actually try Tropical this time. Had a taste for those Latinas I keep hearing about. Went around 3p in the afternoon. Cute Latina was sitting on the couch in the front watching Tyra. Not sure she's a therapist because she looked like a teenager. She called out for Jackie. I guess I wasn't as lucky as the guys in the previous posts. She was average looking. Probably late 20's. About 5' 4" with an average body. Small flappy tits. She told me she just started about 2 weeks ago, but has worked at other spots. She had little red pimples all over her back (she was wearing a tank top).
Anyways, paid the .65 for the hour. She took be me back for a TS. There was a nasty wet towel on the floor - and the head rest on the table looked dirty. I hesitated in putting my head in there. She gave the boys a little play in the shower - I guess to see if I would react.
So off to the massage. She spent about 20min on the back side. Massage was ok. On the flip she got straight to the point. She said she had 2 questions for me. #1 Are you a cop? #2 Do you want other options? I told her yes and she gave me the menu. She wanted 1.5 for HJ full nude, 1.20 for HJ w/ only thong. .80 for HJ w/ topless. I talked her into .50 for HJ w/ topless. HJ was rushed and then she told me to clean myself off. No personality, no emotions.. no reactions... very boring. What a waste.
I guess I just picked the wrong day. I'd go back, but not to Jackie. If you get Jackie, don't waste your money. Just tell her you're just looking and come back when one of the other Chicas is there.
Weed Streeter
08-06-08, 22:17
Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free? If you saw this chick in a bar with your buddies and she had "flappy tits" and "little red piples all over her back", (probably shingles) would you take her back to your place? Hell no. Drive the uglies and over priced chicks out. You are the customer. Don't accept sub par quality and don't over pay for lackluster performance.
Dude, I was thinking with the little head. I rarely get time to go to the amp's anymore. I had a rare afternoon off, walked in, only saw her, and decided to go through with it anyways because I knew I wouldn't have a chance to go again anytime soon. It happens, but it's definitely not routine. The little head just took over. :-(
Raoul Duke
08-06-08, 22:17
Why on Gods green earth would you pay for a chick you wouldn't do for free?
Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.
Weed Streeter
08-06-08, 22:22
Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.
Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)
Well put! There's no exact science to this. Hell, we live in Chicago. Compared to the spinners I've seen in the Dallas AMP's, most of us are dealing with sub-par providers every day. It is what it is. I don't make "red pimples on the back" a habit though. :-)
I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.
TwistedBrother
08-07-08, 13:59
Are you kidding? There ARE 12-step programs for this addiction. There's this for starters http://usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=269 ... PM me if you want info on groups, etc.
Because I have an addiction to getting off and it's a whole lot easier to toss someone a few bucks to take care of it. Had I met most of these chicks socially, I probably wouldn't give half of them a second look. Hi, my name is Raoul and I'm addicted to busting my nut. Sometimes I wish there was a 12 step program for this. Perhaps there is. Of course, I'd probably be trying to figure out how to nail the chick sitting next to me.
Massagedoc
08-07-08, 17:57
I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?
Weed Streeter
08-07-08, 22:30
I concurr with Weed Streeter...Dallas is AMP heaven. I seen three AMPs in the same strip mall RIGHT NEXT DOOR to each other a few years ago. Everytime I checked out 1 place it got cheaper and the chicks were younger and hotter. We get bottom of the barrel shit when it comes to AMPs. The new ones popping all over are asking insane prices and you mongers patronizing them will drive them even higher. Rather than saying no to high prices your saying yes to insane prices. Those places wont last which is a good thing but were still stuck with crap AMPS with old ladies.
LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.
LOL! Are you referring to Pink? Because that's the spot I was picturing in my head when I wrote that. I've never seen AMP's, all next door to each other like that before. It was like an Asian buffet. And ALL of those girls were spinners (and I paid less than I would have in Chicago!). They even answered the door in little micro bikini's. It was always hard trying to adjust back here after a routine business trip down there. I guess it's all relative, eh? Closest I've seen here with that same consistency over time is Peking out in NW Indiana - and even that place doesn't really compare. Good 'ol Dallas.
NOT PINK...
I did see Pink later on though. That stripmall that I'm referreing to isnt too far from Pink. If its the same Pink I seen it was set back a little bit from the street and it looked like a fuking PALACE...it might have been called Pink Palace.
I showed up at her place for a massage. She told me it was easier to massge me if I was nude. This sounds promising. As I'm taking off my pants, she makes it very clear there will be no ending of any kind. This does not work for me so I put the pants back on and headed for the hills. Don't pay for anything less than you want.This was in the CL erotic section today...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/788190916.html
"COUPLES MASSAGE for Women.! Hot Filipina and Strong White Male..! - mw4w - 29 (west of midway airport)
Reply to: pers-788190916@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-08, 10:02AM CDT
Offering FULL BODY MASSAGE for women...!
Hot Filipina 4'-10" and White Male 5'10" offering a FULL BODY MASSAGE for women in a very PRIVATE and DISCREET location...!
Call or Text Jamela for an appointment TODAY...!
708-369-2526
DO NOT EMAIL
We look forward to pleasing you...!"
Perhaps the 'fun' is on a VERY selective basis.
Raoul Duke
08-08-08, 12:47
I have JD in Bridgeview next week, is there anywhere in that area to get a massage worth stopping for if I get out early?
Ask one of the judges of attorneys, I suspect a couple of them are clients at one of the local establishments.
George W. Bush
08-09-08, 13:54
Does anyone have any thing of encouragement to report with regards to her? She sounds really tempting (love those little women!) but it doesn't sound too promising based on what I've read here. Her ads on CL sound very suggestive a good time can be had, but I want to make sure she's not an independent version of the Lake Street spas. PM if you'd rather keep it discreet.
Coolouforever
08-09-08, 14:37
Hey there gentlemen, for my birthday today after lots of thinking I decided to go with Body and Soul Massage on 3614 or 3608 W. Irving Park. I was greeted by an older Asian lady she charged me 70 at the door for the hr. and I started to think "Oh please not her" but she told me I'd be getting another girl. So in walks in this thin, cute, short haired Asian girl she had a short t-shirt on and a blue jean mini skirt with no panties underneath (I saw that when she walked pased me during the massage). No TS it's a stand up shower, I thought the girl would shower me but I had to do it myself which to me at the time I thought was a bad sign. After the shower she actually dried me off and then off we were with the massage which was ok nothing great. On the flip she offered me extras a nude hj for 60 which I though was a great deal that I was going to take, but when she got nude and saw her sexy little body I asked how much for fs, before she said anyhting I offered 100 she countered with 120 I kept trying to convince her but she wouldn't budge, so I was like screw it, it's my Bday why not. I brought my own rubber she put it on my with her mouth and gave a great bj, then got on top for a bit, then missionary, and I finished her off doggiestyle. She was a little dirty talker, I must admit during the session so afterwards she removed the rubber, cleaned me off and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheeck and walked me to the door. All together 70 for the massage 120 for fs for a total of 190 not too bad I guess, because at Lisunia's for that price you just get a nude massage and HJ no FS.
Fork Please
08-09-08, 17:51
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161
I have been to Relax before and left satisfied. Went today. I ended up with someone who didn't give me a name. She had a round face, a bit of a double chin, a little gut, but no ass. Anyway, enjoyed the massage. No extras offered. I asked. She said $. I said sure. She gets going and then stops. Backs off and doesn't let me touch anymore. Tells me I am out of time. Took too long. There is no way I will offer more. She went at it maybe 5 minutes (if even). Be warned.
PussyPoker
08-10-08, 19:34
Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.
Carpe Dium
08-10-08, 20:14
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161
She's a top Japanese/French mix porn star!
Raoul Duke
08-10-08, 22:37
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161
Yowza. Sure would be nice if Papasan could bring in some babes like her.
Stephen6868
08-10-08, 23:51
Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.Whats wiwi's?
How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?
Member #5481
08-11-08, 11:15
Imagine if you got anything close to service like that here. The downside is of course that we would all be broke. Happy but broke. Time to move to Thailand where it can all be had for a reasonable price.
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161
Coolouforever
08-11-08, 11:44
Hey sorry about your experience, however I went to Body and Soul around noon on Saturday (August 9th). The girl I had had black short hair about up to her neck, she was cute maybe late 20's to early 30's, Asian, with a slim body. If I go again I'll ask for her and get her name.
Went to Body and Soul last night. I was greeted by an old lady. But I was hoping that I would get the same cute girl that Coolouforever got. So I go and take my shower and a short stay in the sauna. The old lady comes back and takes me to my room. I ask about the cute girl (I said I saw her last week). J tells me that as of last Friday there are new owners and all new girls. From what I saw, they are all old. The massage was good. On the flip she ask what I want. It hard to get HARD when grandma is massaging you. So I said that I would pass. I left a 10 tip.
As I pasted Lawndale & Irving Park Rd. I stopped for a moment to remember my first fs massage parlor. I'm sure all of you senior members know who I'm talking about. New ever a hassle and always a pretty girl there.
I seen a massage place at 3450 w. Irving Park Rd. Has anyone been there yet.
Seen Connie and Wiwi over the past two weeks. Both give very good massages and tb showers. Wiwi's shower is a little better because of the hands only no pad soap down. She has a thing for cleaning EVERTHING very good.
Add a rubber, and this was Rockford a couple years back!
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161
PussyPoker
08-11-08, 17:16
Whats wiwi's?
WiWi works at Rose. She changed her name because guys were calling her BeBe. Some of you may no her by her new name. I don't remeber her new name.
PussyPoker
08-11-08, 17:18
Hey sorry about your experience, however I went to Body and Soul around noon on Saturday (August 9th). The girl I had had black short hair about up to her neck, she was cute maybe late 20's to early 30's, Asian, with a slim body. If I go again I'll ask for her and get her name.
Thanks, if you want to you can pm me.
PP
How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?The AMPS in other cities are great: Houston, Dallas, San Fran./Bay Area, Atlanta, LA. I don't know why but the good ones are all down south, for a city the size of Chicago land area, we are very conservative when it comes to AMPS.
The girls are usually between 22 - 30, the ones that don't cut it or are close to retirement usually end up here in Chicago Apts or AMPS.
Just my take.
Jesus Collins
08-12-08, 14:42
Was is the hood and was dying for a massage from a CMT and a made an appoitnment with Olga. She must be the owner, late 30's early 40's. 5'7 and about 130 lbs. Semi attractive. But I like younger fare. They told me that appointment must be made. They do not allow walk ins or so they say. I was greeted by a super hot early 20's polish girl who said olga would be ready in a few. Shown to a huge room that doubled as the TS room. Was left un covered while she worked on my back. Pressure was insanely hard. Made a ton of contact with Baby Jesus while working on the theighs. On the flip, only my mid section was covered leaving Jesus and his 2 apostles free in the wind. Again a ton of contact with the family.
She grabs my hand as to rub my arms and litterally places it in a semi cupped position around her breast. I didn't act on it, I really had no idea as to what was going on with this massage.
Left uncovered on the TS.
All in all a decent massage. No where near as good as my favorite CMT at lisunia's or the gals a meggis but I did feel great the rest of the night.
I did endure the most teasing I have ever been thru. She exceeded that of the CMTS of Lisunia's which I thought couldn't be done. THe only differnce here is that it really lacked any senusality.
So
Looks: 6-7
Massage: 6-7..not a CMT by any means
Atmosphere: 6 ..clean but it was like wallking into 1988
Teasing ..I should get an award for endruing that with no payoff..I find it hard to believe no one has reached paydirt here.
Extras: N/A
If anyone knows the name of the blonde that greeted my, let me know..would reapeat with her.
I also had a session with Erika at lisunias over the weekend too.
PM for those details.
This girl is gonna haunt me til the day i croak...take a look at this girl, eyes for days and i want some of what's she's dishing..look at the way she plays the camera...the digitizing is unfortunate
http://youporn.com/watch/156769/maria-ozawa-sensual-massage/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=118161Here is a small collection of more 'how to' massage clips.
http://fleshbot.com/5035993/stories-with-a-happy-ending-top-ten-massage-sex-videos
Al Bundy78
08-12-08, 17:19
I dropped by the massage school on Irving to TOFTT. When I walked in there were 3 hot polish girls no waiting (very sweet too. Nothing like mammasan). I went with the stacked brunette Helga or Hinga something like that. Anyways. The massage sucked but the place has good atmosphere. I tried to push for extras but didn't get any. Probably since they haven't seen me there before and I tried the "sure I've been here before" but I don't think she believed me cuz I didn't know what the price was for the massage. Anyways, the massage was just light touching and teasing. Like at Lisuina's. That place has potential. While I was getting dressed after a frustrating tease w/o extras. I saw that under the towel shelf were 4inch stripper platform shoes and a box of plastic wrap. Over a good experience. I'm gonna go back and try again.
My rating is:
Looks (Face / Body): 10/10
Attitude: 9
Atmosphere: 7
Massage:5
Potential:10
Weed Streeter
08-12-08, 18:22
How old are the girls usually in the Dallas amps?
The ones I dealt with in Dallas were in their early 20's. Really perky and friendly. They got straight to the point though. I remember the first one I visited did the LE check as she was laying next to me on the table (in her bikini) - caressing me. A little too late at that point, eh? It's just funny down there because from what I hear, there are a lot of spots like this in Texas. It's not the promise land, but mongers come to expect it as the norm. I don't see as many "TOFTT" references on that board. :-)
George W. Bush
08-12-08, 21:40
Here is a small collection of more 'how to' massage clips.
I figured when I clicked the link and my cookie manager said "SESSID_GANJA" it must be my kind of site.
Went for 1st time, fast reception on busy street.
Got "mai" in 30's nice looking, professional,
Back massage was good, moved to front, at end aked if wanting "more" said yes and she completed quick task no negotation.
Enty .6, tip.4
...the ones that don't cut it or are close to retirement usually end up here in Chicago Apts or AMPS....
Anyone that travels certainly notices this same thing. I think they give out retirement brochures in other cities that go something like this:
Nobody want you anymore? Retire in Chicago!
Benefits
- Men pay big bucks for only handy.
- Saggy tits no problem; men sucky sucky anyway.
- Missing or black teeth no problem, men look other way.
- Too old or ugly; Chicago men never turn away, pay big bucks anyway.
- No money for fancy place, no problem, men cum dumpy salon.
Call 1-800-2old269 today
Donny Devito
08-13-08, 20:25
Anyone that travels certainly notices this same thing. I think they give out retirement brochures in other cities that go something like this:
Nobody want you anymore? Retire in Chicago!
Benefits
- Men pay big bucks for only handy.
- Saggy tits no problem; men sucky sucky anyway.
- Missing or black teeth no problem, men look other way.
- Too old or ugly; Chicago men never turn away, pay big bucks anyway.
- No money for fancy place, no problem, men cum dumpy salon.
Call 1-800-2old269 todayWhat is up with this? ! LOL where do you get those ideas from? Man chicago blows! I work and live in chicago (work in the loop/live on the southside). I'm moving to the south if what you say is true!
Does anyone know of any AMP's in the western burbs. If so, how would you classify them, such as worth going, waste of time, etc. Would like a place where a happy ending is possible.
HappyGardener
08-13-08, 21:52
I dropped by the massage school on Irving to TOFTT. I saw that under the towel shelf were 4inch stripper platform shoes and a box of plastic wrap.
A box of plastic wrap? Like Saran Wrap? yeesh. Note to self: Bring condoms.
Raoul Duke
08-13-08, 22:34
A box of plastic wrap? Like Saran Wrap? yeesh. Note to self: Bring condoms.
I dunno, could be for those who like to dine @ the Y. I was with a provider once who wanted me to go down on her. I wasn't even thinkin' about goin' there as the odor was a little reminiscent of the fishery on Canal Street. I did my best to be diplomatic about it, but she kind of persisted and said "don't worry, I'll get some saran wrap." Gee, thanks.
This chick is a piece of work. She called me not too long ago and I ran over to see her as it had been awhile since our last visit. She answers the door and she's 5 months pregnant. Did she think I wasn't going to notice? Ah, man. The sh*t we go through for a little T&A.
Fork Please
08-14-08, 09:57
At least they weren't offering tin foil.
I was in Phoenix, Arizona and visited an AMP there..the girl left the room, returned and started draping my pecker with saran wrap..i thought my dick was headed for the fridge with the leftover chicken wings.
Luckily I had a rubber in my wallet, all ok.
Saran Wrap is microporous and can let the S T Demons through.
Talk Turkey
08-14-08, 11:16
Does anyone know of any AMP's in the western burbs. If so, how would you classify them, such as worth going, waste of time, etc. Would like a place where a happy ending is possible.There's lots of info on the Lombard board on west suburb AMP's including which ones to avoid. Judging from what I've seen posted there doesn't seem to be a sure thing but you might want to ask on that board for the latest info as well as check the archives.
Be safe & respecting,
Turkey Man
She's a top Japanese/French mix porn star!Her name's Maria Ozawa.
Gotta love a woman who slip-and-slides like that!
Luke Appling
08-14-08, 16:08
Was is the hood and was dying for a massage from a CMT and a made an appoitnment with Olga. She must be the owner, late 30's early 40's. 5'7 and about 130 lbs. Semi attractive. But I like younger fare. They told me that appointment must be made. They do not allow walk ins or so they say. I was greeted by a super hot early 20's polish girl who said olga would be ready in a few. Shown to a huge room that doubled as the TS room. Was left un covered while she worked on my back. Pressure was insanely hard. Made a ton of contact with Baby Jesus while working on the theighs. On the flip, only my mid section was covered leaving Jesus and his 2 apostles free in the wind. Again a ton of contact with the family.
She grabs my hand as to rub my arms and litterally places it in a semi cupped position around her breast. I didn't act on it, I really had no idea as to what was going on with this massage.
Left uncovered on the TS.
All in all a decent massage. No where near as good as my favorite CMT at lisunia's or the gals a meggis but I did feel great the rest of the night.
I did endure the most teasing I have ever been thru. She exceeded that of the CMTS of Lisunia's which I thought couldn't be done. THe only differnce here is that it really lacked any senusality.
So
Looks: 6-7
Massage: 6-7..not a CMT by any means
Atmosphere: 6 ..clean but it was like wallking into 1988
Teasing ..I should get an award for endruing that with no payoff..I find it hard to believe no one has reached paydirt here.
Extras: N/A
If anyone knows the name of the blonde that greeted my, let me know..would reapeat with her.
I also had a session with Erika at lisunias over the weekend too.
PM for those details.
Jesus, I can't believe you've missed my earlier reports on this place.
I've been there a few times and had the biggest tease experiences of my life.
The last time I was there I had a girl actually running her fingers around (but not touching!!!!) Mr. Happy. She stopped and told me that I could take care of herself, but I said no thanks.
You're right about one thing, the girls that greet you there are major hotties, and then they disappear
Luke Appling
08-14-08, 16:10
New spa
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/796336253.html
This is dangerously close to where I live. If it pans out I'll be broke in a month!
Tempted to TOFFT, but was wondering if anyone had been there.
Nicky Forza
08-14-08, 18:48
New spa
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/796336253.html
This is dangerously close to where I live. If it pans out I'll be broke in a month!
Tempted to TOFFT, but was wondering if anyone had been there.It appears that at least one person doesn't think too much of the place.
125 for a one hr massage?
http://local.yahoo.com/info-38310173-ocean-air-health-fitness-spa-chicago
Chicagotrick
08-14-08, 19:53
The difference between real "Johns" and fake "Tricks". Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know. Thats why they don't get anything and thats what makes them fake "Tricks"
It appears that at least one person doesn't think too much of the place.
125 for a one hr massage?
http://local.yahoo.com/info-38310173-ocean-air-health-fitness-spa-chicago
Weed Streeter
08-14-08, 21:25
Harvest: Decided to make a stop by Harvest. Saw mixed reviews, but it's not too far from me. Paid .75 at the door for 1 hour (includes extra $10 for TS) with Papasan. He gestured for a slightly older woman to come over. Upfront she appeared fairly attractive. She had a nice rack. Probably mid-40's. I prefer younger, but really needed a good massage either way. No play on the TS. Massage was very good though. She was a bit too heavy for that "walking on the back" thing. Thought she was going to break my knee caps from the back. Massage got more sensual on the flip. She even slips her hands by the boys a couple times. I really wasn't turned on by her, but she started working me up a bit. In the end, she quickly squeezed the little head and playfully told me to do it myself. She was testing me out - and I could have gotten her to finish up, but didn't think she was worth the extra effort. Went back and forth for a quick sec - and then I just said n/m and left. I was good with that.
Rose: I was pretty worked up after Harvest, so I jumped on the #9 and decided to hit Rose. Went in and saw who I think was Wi Wi, but Mamasan gave me Connie (Wi Wi was assigned to the monger before me). Paid the .65 for the hour. Connie was cute little spinner with great personality. I got some good mileage from Angel my last time there, but finally experienced the "tease" that I've read about here so much at Rose. Connie provided me with one of the best and most sensual massages I've had in a while. Awesome personality - great conversation. Very playful. Finished up with a great TS in which used only her hands - no sponge - even in my ass. Everything seemed so perfect, I thought I might have the same luck I had with Angel. Should have known... When I put out my feelers, she quickly (but happily) told me no - "she never does that". I knew that might end up being the case based on reports, but she had me there for a minute. I tried as hard as I could, but no luck. Oh well... Can't wait to read the first "Connie breakthrough" story on here! (PM me if you have...would love to know the secret). Still, I'd go back to her for a some legit stress relief. Also want to try Mae - since I hear that she and Angel have a similar bedside manor. :-)
Any places you recommend for a massage with latina girls??? Does not have to provide extras. Also anyone know of Albanian girls that work at a massage place??
Fork Please
08-15-08, 00:08
It appears that at least one person doesn't think too much of the place.
125 for a one hr massage??
http://local.yahoo.com/info-38310173-ocean-air-health-fitness-spa-chicago
This place was talked about already, maybe they've moved. Same general vibe..rip joint.
I think there was some guy associated with the place who, a few months ago, posted a fairly pumped up review of the place. I had heard from several that it was a complete rip off, sounds about the same.
It appears that at least one person doesn't think too much of the place.
125 for a one hr massage??
http://local.yahoo.com/info-38310173-ocean-air-health-fitness-spa-chicagoIsn't that a link to a place that got busted a couple months back?
Then moved their location and 2 weeks later were open again?
Be careful.
George W. Bush
08-15-08, 00:52
Just found this on CL-sounds kind of interesting.
MASSAGE GIRLS WANTED@@@ FILIPINA, LATINA, or BLACK.....!
~~~~~~~LATINA, FILIPINA, or BLACK~~~~~~ Girls wanted for a new Massage Business.
MUST BE HOT and SEXY, Under 5'-6' and WEIGHT/HIEGHT Porportioned...!
~~~~~~~GREAT PAY~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Part time or Full time~~~~~~~
$40 per hour plus your tips...!
Private Location in Summit Just west of Harlem and Archer intersection.
Planning NEW Location in Willow Springs.............!
Call or Text Jamela at 708-369-2526
~~~~~~~SERIOUS Callers Only.....!
New spa
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/796336253.html
This is dangerously close to where I live. If it pans out I'll be broke in a month!
Tempted to TOFFT, but was wondering if anyone had been there.If I'm not mistaken, this place use to be known as ocean air, and was a tease with no xtras. This place was located on the 2nd floor of a building on lincoln. They made you wear this stupid cloth diaper and offered a mud bath and shower. If you are able to obtain any xtras, I'm sure it will cost ya big $$$. There are better places for less $$...don't waste your time.
Just found this on CL-sounds kind of interesting.
MASSAGE GIRLS WANTED@@@ FILIPINA, LATINA, or BLACK.....!
~~~~~~~LATINA, FILIPINA, or BLACK~~~~~~ Girls wanted for a new Massage Business.
MUST BE HOT and SEXY, Under 5'-6' and WEIGHT/HIEGHT Porportioned...!
~~~~~~~GREAT PAY~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Part time or Full time~~~~~~~
$40 per hour plus your tips...!
Private Location in Summit Just west of Harlem and Archer intersection.
Planning NEW Location in Willow Springs.............!
Call or Text Jamela at 708-369-2526
~~~~~~~SERIOUS Callers Only.....!See report #2612 this thread.
Hopefully Jamela's 'employees' will be allowed to have more fun than she.
Coolouforever
08-15-08, 10:14
Hey gentlemen, so I've elaready experieced FS at Asian massage parlors so my next conquest will be getting FS at a Latina/European parlor. Does anyone know of any places that provide that?
Dangerously
08-15-08, 13:55
On my way to Home Depot on North Avenue, I took a turn down Ashland and checked out Heaven. It was one of the better experiences I've had recently.
She said her name was 'Maggie', easy on the eyes and very friendly. The TS was thorough and covered all of the achy spots that needed rinsing.
The massage was comfortable (I opted for 'medium') and not rushed. On the flip, and after some accidental touching, she asked if she was done. I pointed at my little pony and said that he needs a massage, too.
The negotiation part was slightly awkward and took place while she was spit shining the old water pump.
All ended well and I’ll go back.
Chicagotrick
08-15-08, 16:24
If this place was such a rip off then what did they get busted for?
It's mouths like yours that causes place to get busted.
Isn't that a link to a place that got busted a couple months back?
Then moved their location and 2 weeks later were open again?
Be careful.
George W. Bush
08-15-08, 22:53
That's why I was a little confused by her ad-post 2602 makes it sound like you ain't gonna get jack but this sure implies extras will be available. Hope we aren't seeing a Filipina Lake Street spa unfolding as we watch-I like the little ladies, but have to know there a chance of a HE.
Sexshooter
08-16-08, 00:39
I went to this place about a month and a half ago. STAY AWAY. This place is a total rip-off. Their "erotic" massage is so phony for the rip-off price of 250.00. No extras, nothing. Had Emily, who by the way, worked at Elle's Spa on Milwaukee.
Isn't that a link to a place that got busted a couple months back?
Then moved their location and 2 weeks later were open again?
Be careful.
If this place was such a rip off then what did they get busted for?
It's mouths like yours that causes place to get busted,
Isn't that a link to a place that got busted a couple months back?
Then moved their location and 2 weeks later were open again?
Be careful.This place has been open for a while under two different names; Ocean Air and Sea Breeze. It's on the second floor of a nondescript building on Lincoln across the street from Mather High School. The prices they've quoted have been so outrageous that I haven't considered trying it for one second. Plus whatever reviews I've read on the place (here and elsewhere) describe it as a total ripoff joint.
I believe the owners own Elle Spa as well. There's some affiliation for sure. I checked out their website and the girls looked to be on the bigger side. I think they drew most of their clientele from Korean businessmen. For them to start advertising on Craigslist again, business must be pretty slow.
George W. Bush
08-16-08, 19:07
OK, so I'm a sucker for punishment. I had an appt and nothing other than a massage happened. I was hoping from the ads she posted maybe she had come to her senses, but unfortunately not. When the massage was done, she asked if there was anything else. I gestured at the little Vice President and she informed me she doesn't do that. So I was out $60 for an hour's time. (It was a good massage, I almost fell asleep.)
She's married or something, because there were a number of pairs of size 12 looking cowboy and work boots as I came in.
So avoid her unless she either offers more or gets run out of business. Not worth the money unless you want a massage and nothing else.
I've been reading this forum for a while and here is my first report.
Few days ago I stopped by Q&Q on Ashland for the first time.
I was greeted by a nice Korean in her 30s and in the waiting room was also a nice looking Korean girl in her 20s.
I opted for a 45 minutes massage for. 65 and the "older" woman took me to one of the massage rooms. Before leaving she tells me: "I'll send you other girl. She is only a student so be good with her. I'll come back to take care of you"! Nice. In comes the younger girl and she gives me a wonderful massage, really professional. No touching and no teasing, but it really felt great.
After more than 45 minutes (! ) she leaves and the other woman comes in. As soon as she comes in I start touching her and she start teasing the boys ans she asks if I liked the massage and what I want. The menu was. 6 for HJ and $ for BJ. After a short negotiation I went for a. 8 BJ.
She gets some plastic wrap and then she provides a great BJ taking off her bra first.
In all a great experience that lasted more than an hour!
I didn't use TS but they have one for. 2.
Massage: 10
Masseuse: 8
Extra: 9
Extra provider: 7.5
Had a dream I went to heaven and had a nice massage from a pretty girl named Nicole or Nikki. Nice slim body but she spoke good english (a not so good thing). Paid .6 for the hour got undressed expecting TS but wait that is extra .05 WTF. I pay and get no attention to the guys in the shower. Not even an incidental brush by. Massage was good but I want the complete package. There was maybe one brush by from her. I start the roamin hands she quotes .6 for HR with only outside touching on her WTF! So I say NO! She only massages my chest on the flip and does not do the legs in front. She asks again with same price and I say NO! While she hot towels me she starts to brush the boys. I stand firm in my refusal ( or should I say stayed soft). I get dress and go and leave .05 which was change from TS. If anyone out there is paying .6 for HR and not gettinng roamin hands and a mouthful please please please stop. We control this market and need to be consistent with what we pay so they are consistent with what they charge.
Had a dream I went to heaven and had a nice massage from a pretty girl named Nicole or Nikki. Nice slim body but she spoke good english (a not so good thing). Paid .6 for the hour got undressed expecting TS but wait that is extra .05 WTF. I pay and get no attention to the guys in the shower. Not even an incidental brush by. Massage was good but I want the complete package. There was maybe one brush by from her. I start the roamin hands she quotes .6 for HR with only outside touching on her WTF! So I say NO! She only massages my chest on the flip and does not do the legs in front. She asks again with same price and I say NO! While she hot towels me she starts to brush the boys. I stand firm in my refusal ( or should I say stayed soft). I get dress and go and leave .05 which was change from TS. If anyone out there is paying .6 for HR and not gettinng roamin hands and a mouthful please please please stop. We control this market and need to be consistent with what we pay so they are consistent with what they charge.
There are more then ever AMps or massage place in the Chicago area. With this many, prices and tips should be going down. Plus with the bad economy. I agree on holding prices down. I have walked more then once. and I have left small or no tip for bad service and told them why. Barney
Whisper2000
08-17-08, 17:00
Does anyone have info on either of these massage therapists? PM me if you know them. They seem a little too good to be true.
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Lay your head on my pillow and relax while you receive the best massage ever. You secrets are well kept with me in my discreet location. No blocked calls or texts. eight47-512-9669, 90 45mins and h125 hour sessions..... Quickies also available...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/796602843.html
Full body massage
Hand shake greeting come again smile ending
Anna
EUROPEAN
TALL
TAN
SWEET
INOCENT
EIGHT47FIVETWO1THREE8double3
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/800439249.html
Hobby Lover
08-17-08, 18:24
Does anyone have info on either of these massage therapists? PM me if you know them. They seem a little too good to be true.
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Lay your head on my pillow and relax while you receive the best massage ever. You secrets are well kept with me in my discreet location. No blocked calls or texts. eight47-512-9669, 90 45mins and h125 hour sessions..... Quickies also available...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/796602843.html
Full body massage
Hand shake greeting come again smile ending
Anna
EUROPEAN
TALL
TAN
SWEET
INOCENT
EIGHT47FIVETWO1THREE8double3
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/800439249.html
I wouldn't go to them. As you said, "if its too good to be true...."
Raoul Duke
08-17-08, 20:16
Does anyone have info on either of these massage therapists? PM me if you know them. They seem a little too good to be true.
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Lay your head on my pillow and relax while you receive the best massage ever. You secrets are well kept with me in my discreet location. No blocked calls or texts. eight47-512-9669, 90 45mins and h125 hour sessions..... Quickies also available...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/796602843.html
Full body massage
Hand shake greeting come again smile ending
Anna
EUROPEAN
TALL
TAN
SWEET
INOCENT
EIGHT47FIVETWO1THREE8double3
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/800439249.html
That looks soo sweet, but I'm skeptical. Too bad. I was sitting in a Polish restaurant this afternoon, staffed and patronized by some pretty hot Eastern Euro babes in their twenties. I thought how nice it would be if any one of those cuties would consider a job change. I'd be more than happy to welcome them to Chicago and contribute to their college fund. I think I'm going through the Euro babe fever phase of life. I suspect the research will have to start this week, I'll report back if I find anything.
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY THERE. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
The affiliate of ELLE SPA!!! Owned by the same nasty son of a *****.
http://oceanairhealthandfitnessspa.com/default.aspx
5816 N. Lincoln Ave.
Chicago IL. 60659
773-989-4475
847-521-9669
773-989-4275
Does anyone have info on either of these massage therapists? PM me if you know them. They seem a little too good to be true.
============
Lay your head on my pillow and relax while you receive the best massage ever. You secrets are well kept with me in my discreet location. No blocked calls or texts. eight47-512-9669, 90 45mins and h125 hour sessions..... Quickies also available...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/796602843.html
Full body massage
Hand shake greeting come again smile ending
Anna
EUROPEAN
TALL
TAN
SWEET
INOCENT
EIGHT47FIVETWO1THREE8double3
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/800439249.html
David Poonhound
08-17-08, 22:10
Anyone have any AMP or other massage recomends. I will be in town for a few days and i'm looking for a good massage and just a tug at the end.
Member #3971
08-18-08, 00:04
Dude.
Gross.
I have been to QQ before and if they haven't gotten new girls, then you saw a mid to late fifties woman and a mid thirties girl. You paid too much and neither one of them was attractive. Especially not the one who provided extras. \
Especially her.
Does anyone else know if QQ got new talent since last summer?
I've been reading this forum for a while and here is my first report.
Few days ago I stopped by Q&Q on Ashland for the first time.
I was greeted by a nice Korean in her 30s and in the waiting room was also a nice looking Korean girl in her 20s.
I opted for a 45 minutes massage for. 65 and the "older" woman took me to one of the massage rooms. Before leaving she tells me: "I'll send you other girl. She is only a student so be good with her. I'll come back to take care of you"! Nice. In comes the younger girl and she gives me a wonderful massage, really professional. No touching and no teasing, but it really felt great.
After more than 45 minutes (! ) she leaves and the other woman comes in. As soon as she comes in I start touching her and she start teasing the boys ans she asks if I liked the massage and what I want. The menu was. 6 for HJ and $ for BJ. After a short negotiation I went for a. 8 BJ.
She gets some plastic wrap and then she provides a great BJ taking off her bra first.
In all a great experience that lasted more than an hour!
I didn't use TS but they have one for. 2.
Massage: 10
Masseuse: 8
Extra: 9
Extra provider: 7.5
Paul Stearn
08-18-08, 07:19
Anyone have any AMP or other massage recomends. I will be in town for a few days and i'm looking for a good massage and just a tug at the end.
You've posted this in a number of forums - how about RTFF
JimmyBLong
08-18-08, 07:41
That looks soo sweet, but I'm skeptical. Too bad. I was sitting in a Polish restaurant this afternoon, staffed and patronized by some pretty hot Eastern Euro babes in their twenties. I thought how nice it would be if any one of those cuties would consider a job change. I'd be more than happy to welcome them to Chicago and contribute to their college fund. I think I'm going through the Euro babe fever phase of life. I suspect the research will have to start this week, I'll report back if I find anything.What was the name of the restaurant? I love Polish waitresses!
I was wondering if anyone has been to these places I saw on CL.
The first one is an Acupuncture & Massage Health Center. It is open really late which makes me wonder.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/800007592.html
The second one is described as: We are the best Professional Massage Spa in Chicago with the best Young beautiful Asian female masseuses in the Chicago area. Stop by for a one hour full body massage. We offer private steam and table shower.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/799975839.html
Any feedback or input would be great. PM's are always welcomed.
Jesus Collins
08-18-08, 10:36
I was looking thru old and a few new PM's. I have ONE monger tht claims he was quoted pricing (more than once) on FS at this place. He was very vague on the names and just seems like he made them up. He also had a wild story about flipping a legit CMT attaining FS with here after flashing some cash there which seemed hopeful but I get the sense it was BS. This monger was also called out on the carpet for lack of credibilty by admin here.
So with that said,
Has anyone other than this God's gift to women monger been even quoted on FS pricing and by whom? Really, I have had many a VIP and CMT session and have begged for FS and have been shot down every time.
I think his ofiicial story was that he was quoted at least $$ on top of the door fee and that it must be the last appointment of that night (9:30PM). Quite pricey, but the eye candy here is better than that of an AMP.
I will not reveal the name of this monger here but PM me for more details or if you feel uncomfortable about this topic on the board.
JC
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY THERE. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
The affiliate of ELLE SPA!!! Owned by the same nasty son of a *****.
http://oceanairhealthandfitnessspa.com/default.aspx
5816 N. Lincoln Ave.
Chicago IL. 60659
773-989-4475
847-521-9669
773-989-4275Thank you, Abc Ghy! I was seriously interested in TOFTT, but now that I know who's running the show, forget it.
A couple of things made me lol.
First, they put the wrong phone #s in their ads. I tried 847-512-9669 and got a dedicated DSL or fax line.
Also, they posted an ad on Craigslist today -
European massage.
Specials:
$65(half hour)
$90(45mins)
$125(full hour)
Table shower, body scrub, and sauna also available.
This is for INCALL only we do not do OUTCALL massages.
We are available until 10pm everyday however we take our last appointment at 9pm.
Please do NOT call blocked or send e-mails..... They don't want e-mails, but they don't provide a phone #! Real brainiacs here!
I was wondering if anyone has been to these places I saw on CL.
The first one is an Acupuncture & Massage Health Center. It is open really late which makes me wonder.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/800007592.html
The second one is described as: We are the best Professional Massage Spa in Chicago with the best Young beautiful Asian female masseuses in the Chicago area. Stop by for a one hour full body massage. We offer private steam and table shower.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/799975839.html
Any feedback or input would be great. PM's are always welcomed.Not sure about the first one. The second one is Pretty Girls SPA. The reviews about it on this forum are mostly negative.
Hugh Handsoman
08-18-08, 20:45
I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.
This place has been open for a while under two different names; Ocean Air and Sea Breeze. It's on the second floor of a nondescript building on Lincoln across the street from Mather High School. The prices they've quoted have been so outrageous that I haven't considered trying it for one second.
Weed Streeter
08-18-08, 20:51
I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.
Is that really true? These are legitimate spa's... Why wouldn't they be able to open next door to a school - just like a physical therapist? Such laws would imply that there's something seedy, adult, or illegal going on. Of which there is not... :-(
Weed Streeter
08-18-08, 20:57
TOFTT today as I was in the neighborhood. Spa is 3807 N. Ashland. I opted for a one hour session. I told her a guy at work had recommended the place. After a stand up shower alone I went back to the room and the girl went at it. I was on my stomach, but my interest was pretty apparent. She brushed up against the boys with her hands a few times, but that was the extent of it. No further luck on the flip. Damn, the towel was sticking straight up but she didn't seem to get the hint. Every time I removed it she was very careful to cover me back with it. She gave a good relaxing massage, probably worth the 70 bucks, but looks like that's all to be had. Should have stuck with Sing or Exercise, but wanted some variety.
It was a very nicely furnished clean place, new fixtures and modern looking.
Sucks when you're out and about without internet access - and the mood strikes. A search of George W's. post would have saved me .70 today. Stopped by Aroma this afternoon. They actually told me that the TS was under construction - and offered the stand-up. I decided to go directly for the massage to maximize my time. Therapist was cute, slender, probably in her late 20's - probably about 5'8. Teased the hell out of me the whole time. But, when I asked for special attention, she almost looked annoyed - and walked out to get some hot towels. I asked again, but it was obvious that this was going no where - as she didn't even give me that giggly playful "no". It was more stern. Didn't catch her name, but if you're looking for a legit spot - with great massage, this is it. I could tell that someone from Rose opened this place up because she used similar towel techniques. Plus, they tease you up the exact same way.
Moral of this story? Buy a Blackberry if you're on the road...or at least plan ahead! :-) (oh yeah, many Kinkos block this site!)
Coolouforever
08-19-08, 09:15
I went to AOL massage yesterday afternoon but before I went in I had a coupon from the Sun Times that saves me $10 so I called to verify if it was good and the girl said it was, so tell me why when I get there and present it the girl tells me it's not valid because they have a 65 hr special, and a 60 special for the half? I was a litle upset to say the least for false advertizing but I was there and I was like fuck it, anyway she did let me choose me girl and I picked Crystal a hot little light completcted Mexican with a tight ass, who looked like she was half European. So the TS was great it had a sensual touch to it, she paid VERY close attention and to little lou who was standing hard at attention and even when he was up she stroked him and my sack as she was washing me off. The massage itself was ok nothing great, she tried but on the flip she offered me extras 50 for a hj, 100 for topless/hj, and 130 for full nude/hj, no FS, so I talked her down to 40 for the HJ and she didn't even hassle about it which was great. Great finish with a very string release. Afterward she brought me a cup of cold water and we chatted for a few minutes, she's 27 years old, single has 1 kid but doesn't want anymore so then she walks me out and hugs me and that's that. Overall experience was good she was very sweet, nice and sexy the TS was great, massage ok with a great finish only problem was the false advertizing which would've kept me at under 100 at 95, but total spent 105.
Not a report, not quite a rant, just my opinion.
Guys, we need to stop paying for HJs. There are far too many women (and papa-sans) who think they can get away with charging big bucks for just handling some meat. If we get to the end of the massage and they offer the extra, and we tell 'them "No, thanks, I can do that myself. But I can't blow myself. " And if they decline, tell 'them to finish the massage and then leave with no or minimal tip.
They are there to make money. If they don't get any without providing BJ or FS then they'll either start providing or get out of the business. Either way, better for the market (and we're talking about a simple matter of market forces here)
The reason we don't have more FS places out there is because we (as a mob) have decided to settle for less. The entire reason d'etre of this website is to help us leverage those market forces in our favor by steering business to the better providers and helping us avoid the bad ones. So, let's start helping ourselves and demand at least BJ or FS as a condition of doing business. Then, we can beef about how few providers do greek, instead <G
It's all about money, and we're holding the money. If you're willing to pay for less. You'll get it.
Coolouforever
08-19-08, 09:57
Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys!
Iluvtobeme
08-19-08, 10:33
Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys!Long time lurker, first time poster.
I have enjoyed the experience in the Chinatown area. It's AWESOME. One hell of a great massage. Extra was not very high at all and like I said having 4 experienced hands go at your body at the same time is incredible.
I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.I couldn't care less if this place stays open or not, as I will never go there. However, the place has been around for several years, so I doubt it's going to be shut down anytime soon. Besides, they apparently DON'T give extras, which is why people here have complained about it.
As for laws against MPs being near schools, I find that hard to believe. I'm sure there are laws against "adult" establishments (like strip clubs), but not businesses like this. In fact, there are a couple of other places offering massage therapy on the next block. I believe they're legit; I tried going to one of them and was asked so many questions, I decided to just leave.
BTW, WTF is with the boldface type? Are you flagging the post for Uncle Leo?
I had a 4 hand at KM Spa before it changed hands(no pun intended). It was 4 hand in the TS and in the massage room. They were both topless and it was a great experience. I also had a Full Service 4 hand back in the day when Rhondas on Elston and ashland was around. Anyone remeber Suzie from there please chime in.
Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys!
Went looking for 2nd opinion on Clark Street AMP around Beldn, nice TS but no action. OK massage, $$ to start but got discount for 3rd visit.
No action but ok massage+ ok TS. Looking for great TS near downtown not in burbs
Went late on Thurs night for R&T. Asia, euro, chocalate massages available which was unique.
Nice clean place that had proper clinical look, ok massage but definitely very hurried. Had NEA who wanted to talk about families, etc. which was not very motivating. Paper thin walls so I could hear girl in lobby chatting away about her unpaid parking tickets.
Got down to business without fanfare or negotiation but when hour clicked passed, she stopped at full mast and said "We're done," and left. .75 to start, .2 at end due to pending issues.
Place at 4703 ip. Tried to find Lisu's but had bad address, got one? Seeking euro
Chicagotrick
08-19-08, 19:42
I have to agree with you F Blaster. Even though it shows that I am a newbie actually I'm not I just changed to conceal my identity. However my point is making the comment about that place on Lincoln Ave. Sometimes I ask myself do some mongers think before they post. So basically what Hugh Handsoman is saying is he wants a (so-called) legitimate place shut down that is near a school because they DO NOT anything illegal however he would like it to remain open if they did DO something illegal. Seems backwards to me. And because of hobbists like himself that is the reason I do not give out my good sources or post about my successes. Because loose mouths close the doors on good, reliable providers. However I continue to read this source on a daily basis because it is better than the TABLOIDS. (Inquirer, Entertainment, ect) Well that is the only comment I wanted to make.
Also how about we try to close down all the legitimate taninng salons that offer legitimate tanning. LOL
I couldn't care less if this place stays open or not, as I will never go there. However, the place has been around for several years, so I doubt it's going to be shut down anytime soon. Besides, they apparently DON'T give extras, which is why people here have complained about it.
As for laws against MPs being near schools, I find that hard to believe. I'm sure there are laws against "adult" establishments (like strip clubs), but not businesses like this. In fact, there are a couple of other places offering massage therapy on the next block. I believe they're legit; I tried going to one of them and was asked so many questions, I decided to just leave.
BTW, WTF is with the boldface type? Are you flagging the post for Uncle Leo?
Dangerously
08-19-08, 20:51
Not a report, not quite a rant, just my opinion.
Guys, we need to stop paying for HJs. .I respectfully disagree.
There are men that are simply looking for a HJ and nothing more. If you are married, you can rationalize that a HJ is simply part of a full body massage that brings the relaxation to a satisfying completion, while BJ and FS rise to an entirely new level that would be much more difficult to explain to your wife.
If the massage is good, I tip. And for a handshake, I tip some more because the massage was even more satisfying. In my mind, I didn’t tip for sex. But I understand that there may be different points of view.
Went to Lisunia.
Got Ilenia (not Ivanna), cute girl but everythis was very mechanical.
I would not repeat.
Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys!I've only had a 4 hand once. But damn it fucked me up. I got it at Aroma when they first opened up this past winter, they were advertising it for $100 for 60min. I had always wanted it so I went.
I walked up to the door and who let's me in? Kiki from Rose. So her and the euro blond girl give me 60 minutes of lightly draped massage. No extras, but that visit was about the massage. The experience of having 2 girls rubbing your body all over at once is worth it IMHO.
There is no truth to this whatsoever. Rose, Seven Heavens, and one other are within 100 yards of a school.completely false.
I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.
Past Tense
08-20-08, 15:33
Rationalize all you want. Any wife is going to take the view that if another woman touches your (her) goodies, you are a lyin cheatin Son-ova-biatch.
If she buys the HJ is all part of a massage line then try the "Greek is a perfectly valid form of birth control" angument she should go for it.
Blaquetank
08-20-08, 16:44
Dude.
Gross.
I have been to QQ before and if they haven't gotten new girls, then you saw a mid to late fifties woman and a mid thirties girl. You paid too much and neither one of them was attractive. Especially not the one who provided extras. \
Especially her.
Does anyone else know if QQ got new talent since last summer?I have been a longtime lurker and could not resist posting about this place. I have to agree with John on this one. Q&Q was my first introduction into the AMP world. When I first went I thought I was getting a bargin. The first girl I had was okay (especially considering the fact that it was dark) but the massage sucked and was rushed. Furthermore, it did not last the full 60 minutes but was only 30 minutes and they still wanted 60 bucks for an HR. The other times I went the massusse (sp? ) was old, the massages were rushed and they sucked so I stopped going. I would definitely not recommend this place.
Luckily I stumbled upon this board and was able to find a new place to go. I have been going to Alice in Chinatown for a while. I have gone about five times. I like this place. Its clean, the massages are great and the ladies have great attitudes. I have only had HR and I usually pay. 4 after paying $55 for the massage. My only complaint about the place is that every time I go, it appearsas if the talent gets older. The exception was the third time I went. That time there was this lady there who looked like an Asian Princess. I definitely had a good time. Great massage, attractive lady, happy ending. Unfortunately since that time, every time I go back it looks like her less than attractive co-workers are working there. I would like to go back to Alice one more time to get my free massage, but I am definitely ready to move on to another place maybe like Senina down the street. We shall see and I will keep you posted.
Talk Turkey
08-20-08, 18:58
I have been a longtime lurker and could not resist posting about this place. I have to agree with John on this one. Q&Q was my first introduction into the AMP world. When I first went I thought I was getting a bargin. The first girl I had was okay (especially considering the fact that it was dark) but the massage sucked and was rushed. Furthermore, it did not last the full 60 minutes but was only 30 minutes and they still wanted 60 bucks for an HR. The other times I went the massusse (sp? ) was old, the massages were rushed and they sucked so I stopped going. I would definitely not recommend this place.
Luckily I stumbled upon this board and was able to find a new place to go. I have been going to Alice in Chinatown for a while. I have gone about five times. I like this place. Its clean, the massages are great and the ladies have great attitudes. I have only had HR and I usually pay. 4 after paying $55 for the massage. My only complaint about the place is that every time I go, it appearsas if the talent gets older. The exception was the third time I went. That time there was this lady there who looked like an Asian Princess. I definitely had a good time. Great massage, attractive lady, happy ending. Unfortunately since that time, every time I go back it looks like her less than attractive co-workers are working there. I would like to go back to Alice one more time to get my free massage, but I am definitely ready to move on to another place maybe like Senina down the street. We shall see and I will keep you posted.Just curious, is it possible to just get a name, (in lieu of a name, you forgot or forgot to ask.- call & give a description) & then make an appointment with this hot looking young one. The mama/papa son wants your business. I'd call & in blunt yet polite terms explain it as "I really like your parlor but I really prefer a young woman, " make an appointment & see if they deliver. If not, execute plan b. As a fellow monger so aptly & eloquently recently stated it, "Dude, we control the market". We just need a whole lot more sound thinking with the big head & stick to our convictions.
Turkey Man
Speedstick
08-20-08, 19:10
O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.
I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.
I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.
I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.
It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.
CityDweller
08-21-08, 07:01
Check out Senina based on reviews here when I was in town last week and I thought it sucked. They took me to some "annex" room in the basement, gave me the TS at the end, and the girl providing HR kept rolling her eyes like she was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there. Very disappointing because the bigger cities AMP scenes are usually quite good (NY, LA, SF, Miami, etc).
I was just there on Monday and had the time of my life. Although I have been there many times, always had decent massage and HJ. One of the girls gave me her card and now I just call her. She rocked my world on Monday. Give them a chance to get to know you.
Also, I wasn't aware Senina had a basement. Can anyone else verify or is Citydweller confused?
Check out Senina based on reviews here when I was in town last week and I thought it sucked. They took me to some "annex" room in the basement, gave me the TS at the end, and the girl providing HR kept rolling her eyes like she was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there. Very disappointing because the bigger cities AMP scenes are usually quite good (NY, LA, SF, Miami, etc).
New to ChinaTown but had ok time.
Best looking atmosphere on 2nd floor I have seen in any place.
Busy time at this AMP but good experience. Seeking more than HJ but newbie mistake for .4 got just that. Massage was .75 w/ ts. Had JoBee who had cute face avg bod, nothing more in service.
Drop shoes by door, mount stairs to find nice modern area w/ 2 other mongers but had good TS with probing hands.
Atmosphere:9
QoS: 7
Looks: 8
Mas: 6
Much better than Xindy that is pretty seedy but looking forward to seeing more of what Chinatown has to offer
Talk Turkey
08-21-08, 14:37
O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.
I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.
I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.
I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.
It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.One way that they are able to stay in business is that there are too many mongers not doing their research. Kind of a pity really, tears at a mongers heart. I wonder how the O'Hare girls sleep at night, probably with a big smile on their faces.
Jesus Collins
08-21-08, 15:50
O’Hare Girls is a complete rip-off.
I am posting this in a couple of places since there is no Elmhurst thread, I hope Jackson does not mind but I feel it is important to get this information out there. I was in Chicago the other day and decided to treat myself on the last day of my vacation.
I blame myself for not doing my research before I went, but I really was not planning on visiting anywhere. With that said I had read a lot about 15th Ave. Bookstore and stopped by to see the place. I picked up one of the free adult flyers to look through and found O’Hare Girls advertising $$. 50 all-inclusive special. It was close enough and I had enough time before I flew out I thought what the heck. Even though it said all-inclusive I figured there was going to be some tip.
I got there paid up front and went to the back with a girl and she started to perform the massage, after about 10 minutes of just light touching she ask me if there was anything else. I said yes and she said she would need another $$$$$$$$. I indicated that was a little more than I was used to paying. Even paying $$. 50 was more than I am used to paying. I told her I would do another $, (the wrong head was doing the thinking at this point, she was a real looker) she said for that I could massage myself and she would watch. I got up and left this all took place in about 15-20 min. She never complained even if the house took ½ of the $$. 50, the ladies are making $. 25, for nothing what is there to complain about. I saw about 4 ladies working all very pretty, but it is definitely a rip-off. Let me know say this I am middle age and average build. I am clean cut and shower when I go out, and not some smelly over weight slob.
It is this kind of stuff that has started here in the U. S. Is the reason I go overseas now, there is none of this kind of crap going on.I think we have all been ripped off by these places at one time or another
I had some broad, "Autumn"? . In the vip room once. Incredibly hot and it set me back $$$$. 5
Thinking with the little head I went back to see Daisy. $$$$. A slightly better experience and she insisted she would provide FS next visit but at God knows what price.
These places are for rookie mongers
Lisunia's has equal or better looking girls at less than half the price and a finish+ way better attitudes (fs still looms large)
Been there also in my early days before I knew of this board. Had gone to Lake Street Too some years ago. Actually had a nice time. For 1.5 had a cute white girl get naked and play with herself for my lurid pleasure. I even licked those sticky fingers of hers. Tried that place at Lake and 53 next. Picked this beautiful tall brunette thinking oh yeah. NO! After paying .6 she laid the $$$ for topless routine. I said for that much you better be naked and on your back. Then their true man hating nature came out. She was irate to say the least. All these years later and they still open. Why don't they get raided? Gues LE likes the idea of guys blowing their cash on this crap. Those ads of theirs can be enticing but IT IS ALL BULL!!
Raoul Duke
08-22-08, 09:54
I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.
Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.
Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.
I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.
Jesus Collins
08-22-08, 11:27
I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.
Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.
Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.
I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.And this from a guy who enjoyed his experience at Zeus?
I'm sure like everyone else, my initial experiences were with those places. I hate to admit it, but I went 2 or 3 times in my ignorant youth before I realized there were better options out there. I can only imagine that the primary reason places like those never get raided, aside from the jaded belief that payoffs to local LE flow out of there like water, is that nothing even close to touching ever takes place there. In all the years in the hobby, I have never, ever once heard of a guy actually paying those absurdly inflated prices to see if the "ultimate fantasy" show, or whatever the hell they're calling it now, actually lives up to the name. Trust me, if you're in the mood to self serve and want to see a girl in a bikini or lingerie, go to a fashion show, memorize what a girl looks like and take care of urself at home.
R
TwistedBrother
08-22-08, 12:07
Yeah, I think that's a universal thing about AMPS, VERY hit and miss with respect to quality massage technique or even willingness to try. If I was going to try a quality massage, I would either go with traditional massage from LMT, or realize that unless I was going to a well-reviewed AMProvider, I would have only a 50/50 chance of getting what I wanted.
I typically don't care to visit AMPs, but I had a kink in my neck. So, when in Rome, or CT, wherever one may be, I stop at one of the local joints for a tune-up.
Am I the only one who lays there cursing himself for being there while counting the moments until the therapeutic part begins? I know, I should just shut up and stop going, but that's a whole other story. If it was a good massage I wouldn't complain, but geez. I don't know where some of these women learn their technique. I'm thinking they make it up as they go along. Instead of taking young girls away from their mothers and throwing them into gymnastics camp, why not consider the capitalism route? Send the 18+ year olds to massage school and throw in a few lingerie modeling and acting classes for good measure.
Back to my rant. I'm always amused at the cajones of these broads asking for a 60 tip. Honestly, in some cases, I think 40 is too generous. I realize everyone has to make a living, but come on. A little effort and faked enthusiasm may inspire a better tip. Okay, enough complaining.
I'll stop my bitching and hopefully submit an inspiring report soon.
BeetleJuice001
08-22-08, 12:40
Nope, they do in fact have a basement with one or two massage rooms. I had a session down there recently when it was really busy. Low ceilings and not very modern looking...
BJ001
I was just there on Monday and had the time of my life. Although I have been there many times, always had decent massage and HJ. One of the girls gave me her card and now I just call her. She rocked my world on Monday. Give them a chance to get to know you.
Also, I wasn't aware Senina had a basement. Can anyone else verify or is Citydweller confused?
Happy Meals
08-22-08, 14:29
Has anybody able to get any extras from the Polish girl (Vicky) at Senina?
IMHO she is one of the best looking girls there.
PM if you prefer.
Raoul Duke
08-22-08, 18:45
And this from a guy who enjoyed his experience at Zeus?
Cut me a little slack. I was being somewhat facetious when I used the term therapeutic. The only therapeutic part I typically care about in those places is when it comes to junior getting a good draining.
I'm honestly amused that they even try a therapeutic when it's clear that the lot of them don't particularly know what they're doing. Perhaps they don't get right down to biz because I'm not a regular, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt for that. Although, as reported a couple or few months ago, I did get a decent attempt at a somewhat legit therapeutic from Tanny. I would have returned to see her the other day, but a monger with a MB SEL took my parking space. That being said, I was forced to seek refuge elsewhere.
With regard to Zeus, I've said it before and I'll say it again; I'm a sucker for Latina Hotties. I love 'em. Once they wrap their lovely hand around Senor Happy, I'm putty in their hands. All common sense goes out the door. Incidentally, I've not returned. They pissed me off when I called asking them who was working; they told me I'd have to come in to see for myself. Whatever happened to customer service?
Raoul Duke
08-22-08, 19:54
"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner said. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."
Maybe I should rethink my employment situation and take a job as a civil servant. Being a cop in Beaumont doesn't sound half bad.
OMG fellas has anyone seen MEI at Senina. Very cute and young gal about 23 -24 if that. Very cute curly hair. Very innocent looking. I had a lovely time with her although her youth omits her inexperience in taking care of her customers. She seemed very rule oriented which is fine for me being her visit with me. Treat her nice if you do see her. PM me if you've gotten extras from her.
OMG fellas has anyone seen MEI at Senina. Very cute and young gal about 23 -24 if that. Very cute curly hair. Very innocent looking. I had a lovely time with her although her youth omits her inexperience in taking care of her customers. She seemed very rule oriented which is fine for me being her visit with me. Treat her nice if you do see her. PM me if you've gotten extras from her.She is 35 and will play. At least HJ maybe more with visits. She is married but has an American BF who is old w/big money.
Coolouforever
08-24-08, 09:58
Has anyone been with this girl?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/806209986.html
I always see her on CL's erotic and theraputic sections (although she doesn't mention the erotic part in the theraputic section) and she also has had a post with another Latina girl offering a 4 handed nude massage for 225 or 250 for the hr.
I seen her like 5 years ago... a real beyatch. She tried upselling me and her services were as enjoyable as breaking a molar while pitching big league baseball.
Has anyone been with this girl?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/806209986.html
I always see her on CL's erotic and theraputic sections (although she doesn't mention the erotic part in the theraputic section) and she also has had a post with another Latina girl offering a 4 handed nude massage for 225 or 250 for the hr.I saw her three or four years ago. Terrible, lame massage, unattractive, overweight, saggy. How she stays is business is beyond me.
Talk Turkey
08-25-08, 14:33
I saw her three or four years ago. Terrible, lame massage, unattractive, overweight, saggy. How she stays is business is beyond me.This is one that I had on my "meaning to check this out" list. Her pictures must be completely inaccurate.
She has posted pics that show her as trim & really hot, an almost flawless body.
I was inticed, obviously by the pictures but also because she advertised mutual massage occasionally. I suppose most mongers consider mutual massage.- roaming hands.- one & the same thing.
I just don't know why more mongers don't walk out when they discover that the pics posted are nothing like the real thing? Guys, it's OK to walk out of bait & switch, perfectly OK.
Turkey Man
She tried raising her price to $175 and quickly backed it back down. There is really no way she is worth more than $100. She's fat and boring, but she'll get you off.
Has anyone been with this girl?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/806209986.html
I always see her on CL's erotic and theraputic sections (although she doesn't mention the erotic part in the theraputic section) and she also has had a post with another Latina girl offering a 4 handed nude massage for 225 or 250 for the hr.
Talk Turkey
08-25-08, 15:36
I saw her three or four years ago. Terrible, lame massage, unattractive, overweight, saggy. How she stays is business is beyond me.
She's posted some pics on backpage in the last few days, good enough
for monger interest. She must have really let her body fall by the weigh-
side. Although, even if the looks were resolved, that wouldn't excuse
the lame massage (she's stated she's gone to massage school but
has not finished) & upselling.
Hope this is not a dumb question, if someone is offering sensual massage
& nude at that & states that she's not full service, what exactly is
she upselling? I suppose you can upsell anything but doesn't it get
insulting at some point? OK, that was slightly rhetorical.
T-Man
There really isnt a massage at all if there was one I must have blinked and missed it...She had advertised nude and said it was only with a thong and wanted more money...don't waste your time or money and help keep her in business. She looks way better in clothes and her tits do sag...and that was 5 years ago.
She's posted some pics on backpage in the last few days, good enough
for monger interest. She must have really let her body fall by the weigh-
side. Although, even if the looks were resolved, that wouldn't excuse
the lame massage (she's stated she's gone to massage school but
has not finished) & upselling.
Hope this is not a dumb question, if someone is offering sensual massage
& nude at that & states that she's not full service, what exactly is
she upselling? I suppose you can upsell anything but doesn't it get
insulting at some point? OK, that was slightly rhetorical.
T-Man
I've seen this posting a couple of time and it is close to my office. Does anyone have any experience here?
LOOP MASSAGE - ADAMS/DEARBORN/JACKSON/STATE AREA (ADAMS IN LOOP)
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Date: 2008-08-26, 9:27AM CDT
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Went to Rose seeking good massage as I heard it was great place.
Greeted by Mamasan who was definitely in granny mode, went to TS and was greeted by great looking and perky "Cealy (? )" who looked Filipino. Great english, chatted away.
Room by front door so heard others coming/going- other women clients came in as well which was good new thing.
Had awesome massage after I asked for some stretching but since first time she said not allowed anything else. I dropped names of others there but no-go.
Soapy hands made for thrills and all over massage but no action for Mr Happy. Next time will better.
Atmosphere: 9
Massage: 9.5
QoS: 9
Extras: 3
m: .65 tip: .2
Anyone try Body&soul down street on ashlnd?
I stopped on Monday night at a spa in Chicago. One of many spas on Ashland Ave. you have a few choices.
The TS was very good, all areas washed and I felt very nice. She toweled me off and we went to the massage room.
The massage was great, back, feet, walked on my back, cracked my back, wow.
She then started to run her hands over my body and asked me to turn over.
Started a HJ and while it was good it did not turn me on. She tried for about 20 minutes, working hard, but there was no way she was going to make me cum. When I went the first couple of times the novelty and excitement of this got me turned on. Now it's expected and an older women, who is not all that attractive is not going to get me off. I did tip her $40 because she tried and the massage was terrific. Have I achieved a new level of mongering: boredom Who knows?
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?
Steven Lynn
08-27-08, 00:31
I dreamt I went to a massage parlor recently and when I went in, I was asked for my name and an I.D. I gave them my name, but told them I didn't have an I.D. on me.
I was then asked if I had been there before, which I honestly replied "yes" and then the receptionist asked me who my previous therapists were, which I honestly replied, "I can't remember, it's not like I was just here yesterday." Then she asked me, "What did she look like?" And I honestly relied, "Not to offend you, but you all look alike to me."
Later the masseuse told me "they" are cracking down and she was very, very cautious. On the flip, she asked me to put her hand where I wanted massaged.
I said it once, I'll say it again, I think with all these massage parlors popping up everywhere, Uncle Leo is going to put an end to it all.
Mannameddanger
08-27-08, 00:57
Evenin' gents,
Found the listing while searching for an actual CMT last week. I actually wanted a deep tissue massage but from what I read, I saw that Xindy's was a sure thing, as far as extras went.
Called ahead JIC and said that I could just walk in. Got there about 6pm with no one in sight from outside. Door bell, was let in by a slim, middle-aged woman. She offered .6 for an hour and gladly accepted. Waited a few minutes and then a shorter, thinner woman about the same age (didn't get her name) brought me in the back.
Undressed and assumed the position while she waited outside. Knocked, came in, proceeded with deep tissue. Along the way she massaged the nether regions quite thoroughly and without hesitation, being uncovered as well. It came as a bit of a surprise but I enjoyed it nonetheless since it was something I had fantasized about. She then proceeded to cover me up completely while on my back and asked if I wanted a back walk which I quickly agreed to and it was better than I had hoped for.
On the flip, she noticed the one part of my body that was still stiff... She asked that all important question, yadda yadda yadda, I left her .4 without having to discuss it.
Gave me a small bottled water and asked if I would return, which I agreed to. She walked me to the door and left. Now, while exiting, these 2 guys in a parked car asked if I had fun... Sunglasses on and fiddling with my MP3 player, I pretended not to hear them and B-lined for the L, traffic be damned.
With the exception of the weirdness at the end, I am hooked on the scene and want to stay with it.
Now I'm considering either Mercy's in the Loop or Senina for Friday night. Looking for some younger women with some equal massage chops for the same $ who are willing to be more open with extras and a TS sounds intriguing. I'm open to any suggestions either in reply or PM.
But since I cannot assume such openness and generosity from my first post alone, I have a tip for everyone considering a certain someone from Xindy's...
April is on vacation for 2 months. Just thought I'd throw that out there. I certainly made sure to note that bit of info after I called on the day of my visit and asked for her first thing. The receptionist (same girl who answered the door) relayed that info to me. I'm marking the days and will definitely ask for her after that amount of time has passed (unless I get the itch a bit too soon...)
Thanks for listening.
Danger
Weed Streeter
08-27-08, 08:37
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?
Per my previous report, Aroma is legit. I'd put it on the list of spa's to try for a great massage, but not if you're expecting more. I went in there without reading previous posts, and was disappointed.
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?
While my one and only visit to Pretty Girls was nothing more and nothing less than mediocre, I wouldn't put them on my list of places to avoid. The full menu was offered on my first visit, which is kinda rare in Chicago. Just knowing that I have options there has kept them on my list. And if work ever slows down for me, I may just have to give them another try.
Whisper2000
08-28-08, 01:04
Chicago Therapeutic Massage
We offer the best therapeutic massage in the Chicago area.
Our therapists are European Females who are licensed by the st of IL
Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sports,& Relaxing Massages performed
Hot towels & Aroma therapy are also available.
Our location is clean,quite,& friendly.
In/Out/Hotel hours 9:00am - 10:00pm seven days
Please call for rates & details 773-905-9688
*** WE are now offering OUTCALLS To North Shore & all N.W. Suburbs *** **** New Female Therapists **** ***Incall location 4000N 3000w w/ parking*** ***Downtown Hotel Calls Welcome***
CALL CTM 773-905-9688
Weed Streeter
08-28-08, 10:19
There are previous posts from '07 on this place. It's on west Montrose. Seemed to be decent. Haven't seen any posts since though.
Chicago Therapeutic Massage
We offer the best therapeutic massage in the Chicago area.
Our therapists are European Females who are licensed by the st of IL
Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sports,& Relaxing Massages performed
Hot towels & Aroma therapy are also available.
Our location is clean,quite,& friendly.
In/Out/Hotel hours 9:00am - 10:00pm seven days
Please call for rates & details 773-905-9688
*** WE are now offering OUTCALLS To North Shore & all N.W. Suburbs *** **** New Female Therapists **** ***Incall location 4000N 3000w w/ parking*** ***Downtown Hotel Calls Welcome***
CALL CTM 773-905-9688
Stephen6868
08-28-08, 16:15
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?I've been to pretty girls, granted their not so pretty it was a 6 on a 1 to 10. Nice soapy ts without the hard sponge. I think it was 65 door fee for an hour with 10 extra for ts. paid like 110 for everything and left in a good mood.
There are previous posts from '07 on this place. It's on west Montrose. Seemed to be decent. Haven't seen any posts since though.
I've been hewre a few times. Don;t know about the new therapists, but the two originals are pretty good.
Per my previous report, Aroma is legit. I'd put it on the list of spa's to try for a great massage, but not if you're expecting more. I went in there without reading previous posts, and was disappointed.Seconded - BUT...
And this is a huge (and expensive) but...
There may be a little room to work with Kiki on that, the last time I was with her, she kissed me on the cheek as soon as I walked in, led me by the hand etc...so it's possible to build a rapport with her, but at their prices good luck with that.
5054 WIP and Pretty Girls @ 4906?
Same owners?
Talk Turkey
08-29-08, 18:18
While my one and only visit to Pretty Girls was nothing more and nothing less than mediocre, I wouldn't put them on my list of places to avoid. The full menu was offered on my first visit, which is kinda rare in Chicago. Just knowing that I have options there has kept them on my list. And if work ever slows down for me, I may just have to give them another try.
Search this thread & came up with only a one useful post on Cancun,
a relatively new joint kitty corner from Rose on Ashland. The poster
said that were high dinero on their quotes.
Is it worth a visit or is it a place to avoid?
Thanks,
TT
Beware, guys! There are ads in the erotic services section of CL for an incall location around Peterson and Kimball. This operation is run by the Ocean Air/Sea Breeze scammers. I know this because one of the phone numbers in the ads is listed on Sea Breeze's web site.
The girls in the ads look totally babeulous, but I'd pass. I don't want any of my fellow mongers throwing away their hard earned money TOFTT.
I revised the list based on you guys' input. We can expand the list further.
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
So-so SPAs:
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588, full menu offered at first time, but mediocre girl & service
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803, most time legitimate but sometimes exceptions with a few attractive girls, really nice massage (my experience)
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?
I've been to pretty girls, granted their not so pretty it was a 6 on a 1 to 10. Nice soapy ts without the hard sponge. I think it was 65 door fee for an hour with 10 extra for ts. paid like 110 for everything and left in a good mood.
Wish I'd read earlier report on the girl at Q&Q who provides BJ wrapped in cellophane--condom would definitely have come in handy as a substitute. Anyhow here's the deal: $45 for good massage (30 min.) by cute young Thai girl (speaks excellent English, but definitely not into the erotic side of the biz). Later busty Chinawoman (early '30s) comes in, asks if extras are desired, proposes C-note for a BJ, settled for .6. BYO next time.
Whisper2000
08-30-08, 18:38
There are previous posts from '07 on this place. It's on west Montrose. Seemed to be decent. Haven't seen any posts since though.
...but I haven't seen any new girls. Maybe they just do outcall.
...but I haven't seen any new girls. Maybe they just do outcall.
I was just there and had a new girl by the name of Eva...chuncky biker chick.
Gave a very poor massage, and wanted to go straight to the ending...would not repeat..
Travel Guy
09-01-08, 08:49
Looking or information on MP in ChinaTown. If someone could point me to some past post.
Thanks TG
Sexshooter
09-01-08, 12:03
Has anyone been to Massage Point? It located 1 1/2 west of Kimball on Irving Park. I'd checked it out. Was told I had to make an appointment in advanced. So I said I'll come back in 30 minutes. I got a half hour massage for .40. Rosie took me to the room. I felt like I was being watched, being that there was a tinted glass window in the room. I was covered the whole time, she removed the towel when she massage the buttocks. On the flip, she covered the boys with the towel. After she was done, she left the room and brought me back a cup of water. Asked if I wanted to shower, I said no when I was told it was a stand-up shower. The massage was good from head to toe. The place may be legit. Can anyone else confirm.
Beware, guys! There are ads in the erotic services section of CL for an incall location around Peterson and Kimball. This operation is run by the Ocean Air/Sea Breeze scammers. I know this because one of the phone numbers in the ads is listed on Sea Breeze's web site.
The girls in the ads look totally babeulous, but I'd pass. I don't want any of my fellow mongers throwing away their hard earned money TOFTT.You don't know that they use fake photos? You won't see any of the girls they advertise in the SPA. They have the same owner as Elle SPA, which has ads with fake photos on CL, as well. I have tried them once. It was the worst among the worst experience. Just wonder how could they still stay in business.
You don't know that they use fake photos? You won't see any of the girls they advertise in the SPA. They have the same owner as Elle SPA, which has ads with fake photos on CL, as well. I have tried them once. It was the worst among the worst experience. Just wonder how could they still stay in business.Of course I know, but I can dream, can't I?! Since I'll never go there, at least allow me the fantasy of what could have been! lol
Carmel Monger
09-02-08, 10:39
I'm a newbie to the Chicago area AMPs.
I'm actually from Indianapolis. So anyhow, I decided to check out Senina in the Chicago area since I have heard some good stuff about this place.
I drove 3 hours to get to Chicago.
When I got there, I found out that this AMP is in Chinatown. I really had a hard time finding parking.
This AMP is located upstairs on the 2nd floor from a barbershop downstairs. LOL. I didn't even know I had to take my shoes off in the 2nd floor area, until one of the girls asked me to take my shoes off.
Man was this place packed. I had to wait half and hour to be serviced. For some odd reason, there were a lot of navy guys in their uniforms waiting to be serviced. I guess there is a military naval base near Chicago?
After waiting for what seemed like eternity, a small young chubby Chinese girl comes out to tell me that I'm next. She is 8 in looks, and 6 in terms of body shape. Slightly chubby. Her name is Jodee / Jodie (? ). I couldn't really understand her because of her accent.
She gave me a good massage. Oh, and the fees are. 65 for an hour, . 75 one hour w/ TS, and I think. 5 for half and hour. You pay that fee downstairs to the barbershop person.
Then she gave me a good grip on little Pete. I paid. 60 for the happy ending.
No FS at this place. At least from Jodie. If you guys had CBJ or FS at Senina, let me know. Because it looks like this place only offers HJs.
Okay, that's my little spiel on my visit to Senina this past weekend.
Luke Appling
09-02-08, 10:51
Has anyone been to Massage Point? It located 1 1/2 west of Kimball on Irving Park. I'd checked it out. Was told I had to make an appointment in advanced. So I said I'll come back in 30 minutes. I got a half hour massage for .40. Rosie took me to the room. I felt like I was being watched, being that there was a tinted glass window in the room. I was covered the whole time, she removed the towel when she massage the buttocks. On the flip, she covered the boys with the towel. After she was done, she left the room and brought me back a cup of water. Asked if I wanted to shower, I said no when I was told it was a stand-up shower. The massage was good from head to toe. The place may be legit. Can anyone else confirm.
Sexshooter,
If you do a search, you'll see that others have been shut down here also (myself included). I've been there 3 times, and each massage became more of a tease, but no payoff. Too bad, since the place practically screams "jack shack."
Luke Appling
09-02-08, 11:01
Chicago Therapeutic Massage
We offer the best therapeutic massage in the Chicago area.
Our therapists are European Females who are licensed by the st of IL
Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sports,& Relaxing Massages performed
Hot towels & Aroma therapy are also available.
Our location is clean,quite,& friendly.
In/Out/Hotel hours 9:00am - 10:00pm seven days
Please call for rates & details 773-905-9688
*** WE are now offering OUTCALLS To North Shore & all N.W. Suburbs *** **** New Female Therapists **** ***Incall location 4000N 3000w w/ parking*** ***Downtown Hotel Calls Welcome***
CALL CTM 773-905-9688
if this place has new therapists, it holds great promise. I'm a long-time consumer here, but I stopped going since one of the therapists was just too old (approaching 60 maybe), and for me that was just weird. The owner, who is in her mid-to-late 40s but has a really tight body, gives a very relaxing massage. However, your level of relaxation may vary.
Jesus Collins
09-02-08, 13:33
Sexshooter,
If you do a search, you'll see that others have been shut down here also (myself included). I've been there 3 times, and each massage became more of a tease, but no payoff. Too bad, since the place practically screams "jack shack."I tried to make an appointment there on Friday with the little super hot blonde polish girl and Olga kept insisting it was her. Yeah, right!
If the massage is good then its worth the $70 and the teasing is baffeling.
If the massage is bad then the teasing is unwelcome.
Jesus Collins
09-02-08, 13:53
I revised the list based on you guys' input. We can expand the list further.
List of SPAs to avoid:
The notorious rip-off place --Ocean Air/Sea Breeze SPA: 5816 N. Lincoln Ave., (773) 989-4475, 847-521-9669, 773-989-4275
Elle SPA: 4054 N. Milwaukee , 773-202-9788, fake photos, lousy massage, & no extras
Oakbrook: Midwest Rd, near I-88 and IL-83, 1-630-400-5310
Bodyworks: 2246 N. Clark Ave, 773-360-8678
So-so SPAs:
Pretty Girl SPA: 4906 W. Irving Park Road, 773-545-9588, full menu offered at first time, but mediocre girl & service
List of SPAs to try:
AROMA SPA, 3807 N. Ashland, (773) 883-9803, most time legitimate but sometimes exceptions with a few attractive girls, really nice massage (my experience)
Senina Massage & Spa : 2406 S. Wentworth, 312-326-5599
Heaven: 1026
Any more to add to these two lists?I don't think you can simply catagorize spas like that. There are way too many variables to take into consideration. Value, taste in women's looks, age ethinicty, expectations of a session, ect.
To me, megis is a great spa for a massage even though no extras can be had.
"YMMV" is a key acronym. Indeed.
As far as aroma goes, I don't think there has been one report of any extras to be had but YMMV!
I saw this in CL + CR and wondered if anyone TOFFT yet? :
Cute, busty redhead provides erotic relaxation
posted 08/19/2008
Are you stressed, tired, and just plain worn out?
Is your body in dire need of some hands on erotic relaxation?
I will soothe all your worries away, and send you on your way with a great big smile.
About me...
in my early thirties
plus sized
full figured
size 16
5'2
soft, fair skin sprinkled with freckles
warm, luscious DD breasts
long auburn hair
vibrant green eyes
kind, friendly, discreet
I am available for both incall and outcall appointments in the Chicago area. My safe, comfortable, discreet incall is on the north side of Chicago near Foster and Lakeshore Drive. Easy street parking during the day. FREE, off street parking after 6 p.m.
Outcalls to downtown/O'Hare hotels. There is a $50 travel fee for all outcall appointments.
I offer topless, sensual bodywork (NONLICENSED) on a professional massage table in a peaceful, safe environment with clean linens, soothing spa like music, and my strong, warm hands.
$130 - one hour sensual bodywork
$80 - half hour full body sensual bodywork
$150 - one hour sensual French bodywork
$100 - half hour sensual French bodywork
HappyGardener
09-02-08, 17:55
Looking or information on MP in ChinaTown. If someone could point me to some past post.
Thanks TG
You can walk south on Wentworth or West on Cermack and there are probably 10 AMPs. Look for beauty salons that offer massage.
Then stop at Pho Hoa Noodle shop at 2336 S Wentworth Ave for an after massage soup that will rock your word
You can walk south on Wentworth or West on Cermack and there are probably 10 AMPs. Look for beauty salons that offer massage.
Then stop at Pho Hoa Noodle shop at 2336 S Wentworth Ave for an after massage soup that will rock your wordGood choice Happy... I like the saute Summer Salad (Bún Tôm Thịt Nướng)--
However...
There is a waitress at Seven Wives Restaurant at 2230 S Wentworth Ave that I WISH would rock my world! The breakfast menu is pretty good too.
HappyGardener
09-02-08, 18:13
Went out looking for a birthday present for the wife and ended up in Chinatown. I went to Ricobenes today on 26th street for a late lunch. After clogging my arteries with a breaded steak samich ( with cheese and extra red sauce). I headed back to my car, which was parked in front of Elegant.
(BTW, has anyone tried the Steak Tacos at Carbon just down the street from Ricobenes? It s a litlte place, counter and tables, that was where Ricobenes started. Really good take out on the way to Comisky Park)
Anyway, I am getting to my car and the door is propped open at Elegant. The girls are sitting on the stairs getting some fresh air. "Suza" calls out to me: "Hey Massagee?" Bloated and numb from a pound of beef and cheese, I decide to go in. There are 4 girls total, TV with Chinese soap opera on, and it is very warm in there. Girls are all 4 and 5 on a real girl scale.
I decide to go for a 1/2 hour ($35). I ask to use the bathroom and while I am in there, I realize i have broken my cardinal rule of leaving wallett and phone in car. I take my money out to count it and proceed to drop the money into the toliet that i am peeing in. Nice. So I carefully pick it up and wash it off. I'll just tell her I am sweaty from working outside and the money got wet in my pocket.
10 minutes on my stomach, 15 on my back. 5 on my head and face. Very nice massage. Chinese food menu was offered and I chose wisely. Full course meal was offered, but I was full from Ricobenes so I declined. Just decided on a smaller bite size meal that could be held in ones hands.
All in all a nice way to spend my wifes birthday.
The tacos at Carbon are ok...I'd recommend the tacos at Las Asadas on 47th street just east of Pulaski they are much tastier and you can watch to see if any talent walks by.
Went out looking for a birthday present for the wife and ended up in Chinatown. I went to Ricobenes today on 26th street for a late lunch. After clogging my arteries with a breaded steak samich ( with cheese and extra red sauce). I headed back to my car, which was parked in front of Elegant.
(BTW, has anyone tried the Steak Tacos at Carbon just down the street from Ricobenes? It s a litlte place, counter and tables, that was where Ricobenes started. Really good take out on the way to Comisky Park)
Anyway, I am getting to my car and the door is propped open at Elegant. The girls are sitting on the stairs getting some fresh air. "Suza" calls out to me: "Hey Massagee?" Bloated and numb from a pound of beef and cheese, I decide to go in. There are 4 girls total, TV with Chinese soap opera on, and it is very warm in there. Girls are all 4 and 5 on a real girl scale.
I decide to go for a 1/2 hour ($35). I ask to use the bathroom and while I am in there, I realize i have broken my cardinal rule of leaving wallett and phone in car. I take my money out to count it and proceed to drop the money into the toliet that i am peeing in. Nice. So I carefully pick it up and wash it off. I'll just tell her I am sweaty from working outside and the money got wet in my pocket.
10 minutes on my stomach, 15 on my back. 5 on my head and face. Very nice massage. Chinese food menu was offered and I chose wisely. Full course meal was offered, but I was full from Ricobenes so I declined. Just decided on a smaller bite size meal that could be held in ones hands.
All in all a nice way to spend my wifes birthday.
HappyGardener
09-02-08, 21:13
The tacos at Carbon are ok...I'd recommend the tacos at Las Asadas on 47th street just east of Pulaski they are much tastier and you can watch to see if any talent walks by.
Drove 47th today on my way to Midway. Im sure you guys realize that once that new school is completed near Illinois Bar and Grill that the stroll is going to get a lot more scrutiny.
Speaking of food, how about the hamburgers at Illinois Bar and Grill? And there is an Illinois Bar and Grill tucked into the food court at Midway. For like 4 bucks, you can get 3 pancakes that are so huge, you cannot finish them.
Whisper2000
09-02-08, 22:11
I was just there and had a new girl by the name of Eva...chuncky biker chick.
Gave a very poor massage, and wanted to go straight to the ending...would not repeat..
I actually saw Eva. The massage wasn't very good, but the ending was pretty good. She has some interesting tatoos.
Sexshooter
09-02-08, 23:00
Thanks for the tip Luke. Too bad it's legit. Rosie looks cute and a good tease.
Sexshooter,
If you do a search, you'll see that others have been shut down here also (myself included). I've been there 3 times, and each massage became more of a tease, but no payoff. Too bad, since the place practically screams "jack shack."
I saw this in CL + CR and wondered if anyone TOFFT yet? :
I did take one for the team 2 months ago. if your a chubby chaser then this one is for you.
Wont give it a B scoring. more like D to C-. She lives right of Lakeshore and foster.
Las Asadas is great. Check out the buritos and the steak quesadillas also. And the hamburger at the Illinois Bar and Grill is huge and very tasty. Both great places.
However, the action on 47th is really thin these days. I checked it out in the early afternoon last week and made 3 round trips and didn't see anything except one old and really nasty crack ***** which I of course passed on. Imagine how bad it's going to be when it gets cold out.
Drove 47th today on my way to Midway. Im sure you guys realize that once that new school is completed near Illinois Bar and Grill that the stroll is going to get a lot more scrutiny.
Speaking of food, how about the hamburgers at Illinois Bar and Grill? And there is an Illinois Bar and Grill tucked into the food court at Midway. For like 4 bucks, you can get 3 pancakes that are so huge, you cannot finish them.
Mermaid King
09-03-08, 13:44
New to Chicago, making my first trip to Chinatown this Saturday.
Any AMP's suggested and what can I expect to pay? Tip?
Thank you in advance.
Decided to head over to Mercy the other day to check it out. Only like a 10 min walk from the office in the Loop.
As others have posted, simply sign in to the building and go up to the 21st floor. Really easy to find (right across from Milennium Park) and easy to get there. I did call ahead to make an "appointment" (make sure I didn't have to wait). No worries on that tho, they didn't seem busy.
When I got there, cute young girl at the counter got me settled in and called for Lucy to give the massage. I went for the 1 hour option (. 65). Lucy is the one who has the funky glasses (cuter without them on, nice, personable, thin. Mid 30s maybe? ). I hope to see the other girl the next time I go (if I'm lucky).
Massage was good. Actually very relaxing. And uncovered. Spent a lot of time working my lower back which was nice, since I did a lot of yard work the day prior! On the flip she sort of had the towel draped very haphazardly over my stomach and legs, but quickly moved things aside. Started massaging my legs and very quickly just moved on up the line and started taking care of junior. It's always nice when that happens and they don't put you thru the whole act and negotiation. She made sure I was VERY well massaged down there, paying a lot of extra attention (more than normal). Probably massaged me for 10-15 min before the finish since she didn't just go into the typical robotic rub'n'tug get-it-over-with routine. Actually felt like a massage, if that makes any sense.
Tipped her. 4 when it was done. She brought in a glass of water for me when I was done, got dressed and on my way. EXCELLENT way to spend an hour downtown, and then back off to work refreshed, relaxed and renewed. What a lunch break!
Rico Forty
09-03-08, 17:17
Does anyone know what happened to Wellness Spa. Let me know.
AdaptableMan
09-03-08, 17:54
Your story on your wife's birthday was fantastic!
I was laughing my ass off as you explained your adventure. You need to write a book with your flair for story-telling. Keep up the informative & funny as hell reporting!
I'd recommend Senina and Mei is very easy on the eyes. Plus the table shower is a must.
New to Chicago, making my first trip to Chinatown this Saturday.
Any AMP's suggested and what can I expect to pay? Tip?
Thank you in advance.
Member #3971
09-04-08, 01:10
I'd recommend Senina and Mei is very easy on the eyes.Senina is a sure bet. also, alice a little further south, and elegant (on the way to alice). have a nice visit.
JMFC
Member #3971
09-04-08, 01:15
So I went to the GT branch of alice. Nice location. They have a very tall, pretty goodlooking girl there. she's an easy seven on the regular girl scale and could be an eight if she took a little more time with things.
I did not have her. I had her co-worker. She was a little older, but took on my massive tension with both hands and some sort of frenetic abandon. It was pretty effing perfect. Surely FS is to be had at this place, but I don't go fo that. y'all feel free to handle it though.
Good luck!
JMFC
Dangerously
09-04-08, 09:10
Does anyone know what happened to Wellness Spa. Let me know.Wellness on Ogden?
Not recommended. Go to the Lombard section for reviews.
Sisterlovers
09-04-08, 11:59
I noticed an ad on CL for this place at 8 S michigan. Is that the same address as Mercy or is this a second MP across from Milennium Park?
Went to this what I thought was noted place for good session, oops.
It is totally a straight massage room with sheets seperating the two massage table. Very open read exposed so much so that I thought it was Linda and i and came to front after putting clothes on and there were 2 hotties waiting for their session.
Massage: 8
Atmo: 6
QoS: 0 - non existant
Go here on ly for regular massage albeit great one but Nothing for Mongers.
.4 1/2 hr w/ .1 tip
Had a little time to kill so I looked over on BP under Massage. I came across an ad for ~PAMPERING~treatments~by~a~YOUNG~FEMALE~therapist~. The pic in the ad (below) is of a girl who used to advertise quite a bit in the therapeutic section of CL. I saw her a couple years ago at her apartment in Chicago. She's a real cutie, and the massage was uncovered, but she never came close to the goods and no extras were offered. She used a lot of oil (and I me a lot) and the massage itself was really not very good at all. And to top it off, it definitely wasn't the cheapest massage I ever had. Later, I saw several other reviews to the same effect.
The reason I brought this up is that a Yahoo search of the phone number in the ad will bring up this page on Monster: http://jobview.monster.com/GetJob.aspx?JobID=40797019. As you'll notice, it's basically a help wanted ad for ElleHomme Holistic MedSpa which was mentioned a few times earlier on this thread. Notice the contact's name: Elle R. Judging by the reviews here, seems the MO is pretty similar to what I experienced a couple years ago: attractive girls giving rather expensive massages that may lead you to think that you'll leave happy, but in the end they're still legit.
Also similar is Elle Spa on Milwaukee. Now I don't know if they're actually related to ElleHomme, but you gotta admit that there are a couple of coincidences.
Anyways, I just wanted to put that info out there. Like they say at Syms, "an educated consumer is out best customer."
So I went to the GT branch of alice. Nice location. They have a very tall, pretty goodlooking girl there. she's an easy seven on the regular girl scale and could be an eight if she took a little more time with things.
I did not have her. I had her co-worker. She was a little older, but took on my massive tension with both hands and some sort of frenetic abandon. It was pretty effing perfect. Surely FS is to be had at this place, but I don't go fo that. y'all feel free to handle it though.
Good luck!
JMFC
John, ARe you the guy with that limp and talks to much while I was getting a massage in the next room. Really didnt want to hear how your lower back was hurting from driving and you teaching the therapist how to do the massage I could hear your loud voice for 20 minutes so I was left with 10 min of quiet time.
I went for the 30 minute massage. Got the older lady( skinny). John beat me to the tall young one if that was him. been there a few times. I have an advantage in that place I think the therapist has the hots for me.
Massage is not the best just ok.
I'm back at it, went to relax and had cindy. Good massage and .4 for the HJ.
Everyone knows the standards about this spot. She wanted more..
Stick to the standard rates..
Member #3971
09-05-08, 00:19
John, ARe you the guy with that limp and talks to much while I was getting a massage in the next room. Really didnt want to hear how your lower back was hurting from driving and you teaching the therapist how to do the massage I could hear your loud voice for 20 minutes so I was left with 10 min of quiet time.
I went for the 30 minute massage. Got the older lady( skinny). John beat me to the tall young one if that was him. been there a few times. I have an advantage in that place I think the therapist has the hots for me.
Massage is not the best just ok.Not me, and I didn't have the tall young one. I don't even drive. I did have a hilarious experience at Tropical today. The three girls there were between the ages of 19 and 20 if they were a day. Half hour massage and hard negotiated for. 4 hor HE. The funny part was the massage. The girl was acting like a maniac, shaking and pushing my whole body around and then when she got ahold of little JC, she was spinning and bouncing and going crazy with it. Hilarious. The whole experience was rather amusing. I reccomend the place for now. I have had shitty experiences there before, but these girls are hot and this one was so funny.
Stick to the. 4 fellas, it is the highest we should go!
JMFC
I have been reading this for some time and wanted to get a few locations as to where I can get a massage. I see everyone says here or there, but can anyone privately email me with addresses of a few places. Been married for 5 years and haven't had any action from the wife. Please let me know. Also, I am not a cop or work for them at all. Trust me I am a hobbyist also.
Made my way back there (its too convienient to my house!) Had a little bit of time and some extra $$$ since my disposable income has dropped WAY DOWN in the past few months. Had 1 hr for 60 and received Michelle. Told her I wanted a medium massage, and if that was medium I would hate to see a hard! Very good massage and she made sure to "accidentally" brush the boys several times while on my front and on my back. But little Chris wasn't rising to the occasion. This seemed to get her upset because she hiked her dress up and straddled me and bounced on me while I was on my back. Amused by her show I told her go ahead with a HE. Lackluster performance and while roaming hands were allowed, the goods weren't that interesting for roaming. Maybe I'm getting jaded with these older ladies we have here in Chicago. What pissed me off was at the end I realized all I had was a fifty and a twenty so I asked her to get me change for the fifty. She came back and TOLD me that my change was ten! Now we hadn't discussed any tip, and my intentions were to give her 40 but for her to just tell me my change was ten upset me a bit. Ahh well back to the sidelines for me.
Have fun everyone
Usual good time with Dana. One technique I like is that she reaches under after working on the back and really gets things going. Don't care what you guys say. I think both Dana and Laura are good looking and do a great job.
Sexshooter
09-05-08, 20:00
I visited the spa at Irving Park and Cicero. I asked for a foot massage, Mae told me it was .45 and a half hour massage was .45. So I decided to go for the massage. Mae was average to good looking, she told me she was 32. Massage was good, also rubbed me down with a hot towel. On the flip, she saw that I was a full attention and went to work. She will be gone for a whole month in two weeks.
I have been reading this for some time and wanted to get a few locations as to where I can get a massage. I see everyone says here or there, but can anyone privately email me with addresses of a few places. Been married for 5 years and haven't had any action from the wife. Please let me know. Also, I am not a cop or work for them at all. Trust me I am a hobbyist also.You just need to read the forum. Even a person from ouside of Chicago can find the places if you just read a little.
Lane's Spa in Lombard. It's been there forever. I keep going and the masseuses keep getting older. The last woman must have been 57. Reminded of my mother which isn't what I am looking for. Really terrible massage and the other stuff wasn't much better. But I go back.
What I'd like to find is a mature women, 40s maybe, who has skill and training and in Dupage county. Is this asking too much?
I have been reading this for some time and wanted to get a few locations as to where I can get a massage. I see everyone says here or there, but can anyone privately email me with addresses of a few places. Been married for 5 years and haven't had any action from the wife. Please let me know. Also, I am not a cop or work for them at all. Trust me I am a hobbyist also.This has got to be some sort of scam. All this guy has to do is RTFF to find plenty of places. He wouldn't even have to go far back. The first few pages offer plenty of options. I would never pm newbie posters. Are we trying to incriminate other members?!
Whoever this is, he's not Jim Casey. If he is, then he's an absolute idiot for using his real name. I'll guess he's someone trying to embarrass the real Jim Casey, who'll show his wife the post and say, "Look what I found! It's got to be him; he said he was married 5 years!"
It wouldn't surprise me if this poster were actually a woman, some ***** friend of his wife who has it in for him. We all know the type. In any event, I wouldn't trust whoever this actually is, Jim Casey or not.
Weed Streeter
09-06-08, 09:30
Yeah, this place is a bit too convenient to my house as well. If they had any younger talent, I'd be in trouble (broke). Michelle didn't do it for me either though, so I haven't been back and don't plan to. Oh well, back to the 45 minute drive to East Chicago for me!
Made my way back there (its too convienient to my house!) Had a little bit of time and some extra $$$ since my disposable income has dropped WAY DOWN in the past few months. Had 1 hr for 60 and received Michelle. Told her I wanted a medium massage, and if that was medium I would hate to see a hard! Very good massage and she made sure to "accidentally" brush the boys several times while on my front and on my back. But little Chris wasn't rising to the occasion. This seemed to get her upset because she hiked her dress up and straddled me and bounced on me while I was on my back. Amused by her show I told her go ahead with a HE. Lackluster performance and while roaming hands were allowed, the goods weren't that interesting for roaming. Maybe I'm getting jaded with these older ladies we have here in Chicago. What pissed me off was at the end I realized all I had was a fifty and a twenty so I asked her to get me change for the fifty. She came back and TOLD me that my change was ten! Now we hadn't discussed any tip, and my intentions were to give her 40 but for her to just tell me my change was ten upset me a bit. Ahh well back to the sidelines for me.
Have fun everyone
HappyGardener
09-06-08, 15:08
Lane's Spa in Lombard. It's been there forever. I keep going and the masseuses keep getting older. The last woman must have been 57. Reminded of my mother which isn't what I am looking for. Really terrible massage and the other stuff wasn't much better. But I go back.
What I'd like to find is a mature women, 40s maybe, who has skill and training and in Dupage county. Is this asking too much?
Why dont u post in the LOMBARD thread? Perhaps there would be people out there who could help you
Senina's CL post says Donna and Angela are new.
Any reviews?
Young Scout
09-07-08, 21:42
Ok guys I decided to go check out Senina today. I personally think the location sucks because its right there on that busy strip where all those Chinese people shop and walk around. Its Sunday so parking was free at the meter. Now being the young guy that I am I bought a pack of cigs next door where they sell lotto and I smoked right by senina and gave the papasan the, "oh whats this place? " kind of look. I finished my cig and walked in and asked the guy how much for the hour and he gave me a menu and took me upstairs. Make sure before you go up you take off your shoes and leave them there, they will pick them up and put it on a rack behind the door leading upstairs. Upstairs was nice and dark and the guy showed me the shower, table shower, thai room in the back and the table massage room. Some lady gave me a bottle of water while I waited on the leather chair next to some other dude. I wasnt too uncomfortable because I acted like I was really just there for the massage.
Anyways, I wanted this really young looking girl to give me the massage but the guy told me that she had an appointment, bummer. He gave me this other girl who was probably about 30. I would give her a 7 on both face and body, sall good. I got the 75 dollar back massage plus table shower. The lady took me to the shower and tried to joke around with me a lot. She asked me my age and I said 20. Then she started treating me kind of like a kid but I didn't mind. I started off the table shower on my chest and I had 1 hand covering my third leg because I was nervous about letting them lay there. On the flip side of the shower she saw me reach for my leg and I guess she thought I was reaching for something else and she laughed and said go ahead and touch. I just laughed back and put my hands down. After about a minute she suddenly suprised me by grabbing me down there and playing with it for a split second. Then she told me to get up so she can dry me down and send me to the room.
I was in room 7, I don't know how that will help you guys but watever. I hopped on the bed and she started giving me a 7/10 back massage. I give it a seven because all she really did was flex her fingers on my back. It still felt good though. Anyways on the flip she massaged me for like 15 more minuted then she pointed at the boys and said, "you want here? " she quoted me at 60 and I looked in my pockets and told her I had 50(others may get it for cheaper like 40 but I'm nice). She started giving me some pretty good hand but after about 8 minutes she asked me to help her out. She let me grab her 7. 5/10 rack from the outside but I still couldn't release. Whatever I give her an A for effort. I wonder, do you guys get embarrased if you don't release? Because I do. She cleaned up the extra oil around my boys with a hot towel. A shower was offered but there was a wait. Lady walked me out and that was that.
Face: 7/10
Body: 7/10
massage: 7/10
Finish: ymmv
Atmosphere: 9/10
Location sucks (no back door entrance either)
Overall I guess if I had that younger chick then everything would of been great.
Next I'm going to check out that aj. Salon place this guy was telling me about. Its on archer ave. I think the guy that told me about this place was the owner, he also had some pictures of one of the girls on the phone. Pretty sexy if you ask me! If I can remember, her name was josielynn or something. Have to check it out!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/spa/832202630.html
A busy spa needs massage therapists and receptionists (Chicago)
Reply to: job-832202630@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-08, 7:50AM CDT
Very busy spas near Lincoln/Peterson, Milwaukee/Irving Park and Downtown need several licensed female massage therapists and receptionists, full time or part time.
Income is high and the working environment is excellent.
Please call: 1-847-800-6777 directly or
send an email to
spaoceanair@gmail.com
Went last week.
Had Vikki. Nice around late 20's.
She has a grreat body and let me roam all over.
At things I really liked was the table shower. First time for me, whoever inveted it should be given a nable prize. Nothing beats being pampered like that.
Second, she went right to a place I love that never gets taken care of. My backside, she was playing with it non stop. Them long agile fingers drove me nuts. From now on I will only hit places with table showers.
Does anyone know if Relax has one at the new place? I live right down the street and if they do I will be there every week.
Is Alice's in Evanston the same as the Alice's I have seen mentioned on here before?
http://www.aliceselitemassage.com/ If so any reviews in Evanston?
Thanks!
WEnt to Alice's on your reco's and had the TALL girl. She was very nice, soft spoken and efficient.
Good 1st floor location in loft building at the end of street, but the room is very awkward as it has 3/4 walls only 7' up then nothing between wall and ceiling. Halfway through, I thought we were alone, I hear moan from other booth and I froze.
Not a talker but had no idea sharing space. Girl had good massage then had some free time and asked what else to be done. She took care of team. Shower offered but only solo no team play.
Atmosp: 5/10
Girl: 8.5/ 10 best yet
QoS: 8.5
$$: avg
.6 for hour, .4 tip but could see FS potential
So after all that I was wondering if there are other AMPs in Greektown or side of town?
PS- Is there an easy way to go from HJ to FS?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/spa/832202630.html
A busy spa needs massage therapists and receptionists (Chicago)
Reply to: job-832202630@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-08, 7:50AM CDT
Very busy spas near Lincoln/Peterson, Milwaukee/Irving Park and Downtown need several licensed female massage therapists and receptionists, full time or part time.
Income is high and the working environment is excellent.
Please call: 1-847-800-6777 directly or
send an email to
spaoceanair@gmail.comThanks, but that's old news. They've also been running ads for massages at Peterson/Kimball, Peterson/Pulaski and Devon/Pulaski.
I've never been to any of them, but Ocean Air/Sea Breeze is notorious for being a ripoff joint, and several posters have been disappointed with Elle. No one who reads this forum should ever patronize their businesses. Unless you want to waste your time and your money.
I think you are wrong. Maybe some Asian owns Oceanair now, but use similar email address. The price they advertised now is so low, only $39/half hour plus free sauna. It was $125/half hour just a week ago!!!
It was an European spa, now is operated by Asian, the the price was drastically reduced. It is interesting.
OceanAir owns Elle!
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/spa/832202630.html
A busy spa needs massage therapists and receptionists (Chicago)
Reply to: job-832202630@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-08, 7:50AM CDT
Very busy spas near Lincoln/Peterson, Milwaukee/Irving Park and Downtown need several licensed female massage therapists and receptionists, full time or part time.
Income is high and the working environment is excellent.
Please call: 1-847-800-6777 directly or
send an email to
spaoceanair@gmail.com
Lane's Spa in Lombard. It's been there forever. I keep going and the masseuses keep getting older. The last woman must have been 57. Reminded of my mother which isn't what I am looking for. Really terrible massage and the other stuff wasn't much better. But I go back.Old ladys + no extras = LANES ;-(
Try some of the places in Chinatown. Search the older threads for this info.
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