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Desert Dude
06-23-05, 12:30
[To the many wise veteran posters, this is just my feeble attempt to help avoid the seeming trend of new folks starting entire new threads to get their first questions answered. Feel free to add to this at will and correct anything I’m off on.] And if you are a new poster who is ready to add some fun content on your exploits, disregard this.

First, welcome. If you are reading this, we hope you are looking at chasing some chicks on an upcoming trip to Vegas. Good news- there may be no other town with such a collection of split-tails open to such adult fun. More good news- if you spent a few hours reading back through the last two year’s general reports, you will have more than enough info to launch you into a successful hunt. Bad news- many of the experienced posters/mongers are tired of the general ‘hey, how do I get laid in Vegas’ question. But if you do your homework, and ask specific questions, chances are someone will be glad to pipe up with their unique version of the answer. So, just to re-cap what you WILL find WHEN you read back, here’s a rough breakdown of your five options.

1) The CG [casino girl]. This species is typically, believe it or not, found in the many casinos of Las Vegas. They typically travel solo, but may be spotted in pairs occasionally. Hotel security tends to look the other way if they are somewhat subtle and tip their bartenders. Their identifying characteristic is ‘the look’. They will catch your eye as you walk by if you are also giving them ‘the look’. What is ‘the look’? Beats the hell out of me, but you’ll know it when you see it. Then comes the small talk, one famed poster tends toward ‘so are you here for the convention’? But whatever works. They will tend to start negotiations around 3 bills, may be happy with 2, potentially even 1 if it’s late, or they like you, or for less time/service. Some of these girls are smoking hot, some have websites, some advertise on other sites.

2) The SW [streetwalker]. Again defying common sense, these ladies tend to be walking on the street. What street you ask? Well, what an amazing coincidence, the answer is found in the back posts you are about to read. The good news: they are much cheaper [1 or 2 of the smaller bills]. The bad news: the cops tend to frown on their livelihood, as well as some of the typically attendant party materials. Bit more risk here, but easier on the budget.

3) The AMP [Asian massage parlor]. Contrary to what you might expect, these parlors are indeed staffed by asian women who perform massages. I personally have never tried one, but have read the back posts so have a sense of them. First trick is finding if it’s a real massage, or a sears massage that we are looking for [apologies to Frank Zappa]. Then it’s a cover charge plus a tip. Sounds like 6 to 8 smaller bills is average.

4) The whorehouses. These are houses housing ho’s. Ya walk in, they line up, ya pick one, go to their room, negotiate, bang ‘n go. Very business like, but they take safety/hygiene very seriously, which is kinda a good thing. The closest to vegas are in Pahrump, about an hour out Blue Diamond Road/160, they also have the hottest girls and highest prices. You can easily burn 3-10 big bills there. Up 95 are a couple smaller ones, with older less hot women, however it’s more like 3-10 small bills, and more rustic houses. A variation on this is the incall in private apartments. Hey, look, a thread with back posts on this all set up! Also check out the Craigslist section, back on the main usaguide page.

5) What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Go trolling. Flirt with pretty women. Charm their pants off. Literally.

Hope this helps ya newbies get oriented. We were all in your shoes once. Then we walked a mile through the back posts. Then the next thing we knew our shoes were coming off much more regularly and easily. Many thanks to Jackson for maintaining this forum. Have fun and be careful out there!

Susan Carter
10-31-05, 12:21
Good advice but you forgot us independent providers on the Internet.

There's also another type of woman. I flew here to Vegas a month ago and if I go to a casino alone my rule is I leave alone. Mainly, because if a man who likes his privacy calls me on the phone from seeing my ad on the Internet I don't want any problems when I go to the casino and go directly to his room where he called from . If he needed a woman,and called me, I show up . Too be honest the lye I tell people I meet just casually on my own time that I'm a vet assistant wears thin but it's true that women like me exist here too. We do charge a little higher but certainly not the highest for Vegas. I feel the higher end women charge higher at the casinos while they're working it there, but I don't feel they do as much as I do. I feel I should charge higher cause of the quality I give but also don't want too push that fact cause my objective is too keep fair prices and keep business flowing . From what I observed girls have been known to meet guys in the casinos or strip clubs I've seen them take men to town after he visits the bank. They don't always perform and do what they agreed too do. That isn't me. I rely on reviews on some of the sites I advertise on and if I fail to give quality service then it can easily be posted. I firmly believe in what I do as being the safest form of advertising a service like I do. At the casinos I am surrounded it seems like by every bs'er you can possibly fathom. On the computer I can weed certain guys out or get a feel for a guy and schedule him. I have an in-call location where the guy can come to my suite , and it's the size of a apartment with a Jacuzzi and pool right outside so the guy could meet me there too from calling me and scheduling ,or I can drive to them. I'm unsure why men would want to meet a beautiful woman in a casino or strip club just to get let down that she got a grand and took off like a thief in the night not giving him anything or telling him all the no's a woman can tell you that she won't give him. It happens though so my suggestion is to be very very careful going that route. I found a decent amp and do believe there's happy endings. I went in one day cause it was next door to my favorite hang-out where I go to unwiend and drink. I laughingly went in the massage parlor and said I had back and neck problems. Do you massage girls and the lady said no. Tell me they aren't doing more ? You can e-mail me for details on where they are located if you're interested. I advertise on other sites but don't know them all.If you or any guy has info on other sites I'm unaware of please e-mail me with details. Also, my reviews are in my web-site. If there's any question about the guys reputation then you can back space on any review that's on my site and do a search on the guys name. Most all the guys who posted reviews on me did posts on various subjects and posted about other girls doing reviews on them as well. The second link in my web-site has price and review info. I will be here for Halloween and all through November. Have fun and be safe in Vegas !

http://uptownescort4u.us

Desert Dude
11-01-05, 12:22
Good advice but you forgot us independent providers on the Internet.


No Miss Susan, you were not forgotten, it's just that your particular avenue, the webgirl [or wg perhaps?] is quite thoroughly covered by a couple other very well done and popular websites. You will notice that this site's owner prefers those not to be discussed here. While I don't really know why, I certainly defer to him as this is his domain. I will say that some of the countries finest escorts can be found via the internet.

With all due respect, I for one appreciate how this site does not have 'provider spam' littering every other post. It does have a 'advertiser' section for you to post, and I encourage you to do so, and for guys to search there as well as the craigslist, and other internet sites set up for this. And yahoo chat rooms, I've met a couple schweeties in those too.

If you really want to post here Susan, I would ask that you consider starting a new thread on 'internet ladies' or some such. I'd personally get very tired of seeing provider spam jumping in on every other thread. Having said that, thanks for reminding us of that other very good way of finding fun ladies. Best of luck!

Big KC
05-11-07, 17:23
If You get caught picking up a call girl, What do they do to you? I read that it is a misdemeanor offence, but could not find the classification. Is it sign a paper and pay a fine like a speeding ticket, or go to jail and pay bail?

Speck
05-11-07, 22:10
If You get caught picking up a call girl, What do they do to you? I read that it is a misdemeanor offence, but could not find the classification. Is it sign a paper and pay a fine like a speeding ticket, or go to jail and pay bail?

Either.

It depends on the cop, the situation, and how you act.

Realistically if you have any sense at all, you will never get noticed by anyone except perhaps casino security picking up a cg.

If you have any sense at all and have a subscription to T E R and T S R and get a girl from there that is well reviewed, no one at all will notice.

I highly recommend you never call a random CL girl, nor any service advertising in the phone book or on business cards. If you do those things, then you might have something to worry about in regards to LE.

Poncho
02-10-09, 17:39
If You get caught picking up a call girl, What do they do to you? I read that it is a misdemeanor offence, but could not find the classification. Is it sign a paper and pay a fine like a speeding ticket, or go to jail and pay bail?

If your from out of town in most cases a lawyer can go to court on your behalf. Means you don't have to return for your court dates. So no matter what style of the hobby you engage, while in Vegas. If you get caught, exercise your right to remain silent. Less information the police have the better. The less evidence (most times they need your admittance that you solicited a prostitute) and information in the police report, the better. For out town people, gives a lawyer better negotiating power with the prosecutor and the judge. Most time the charge will be dismissed all together.

Most criminal law firms in Vegas state much the same thing. Key to remember, is no statements to police, less evidence backing the police report the better. Police will say something like we'll help you out if you be honest with us. If you ever watch cops, people who be honest and talkative with police almost always get charged and brought to jail! The one who says nothing, they get nothing and are often released. Not legal advice, more practical when engaging in the hobby!

Nblion
02-11-09, 22:16
If you get caught, exercise your right to remain silent. Less information the police have the better. The less evidence (most times they need your admittance that you solicited a prostitute) and information in the police report, the better.I'm curious as to people's experiences with this. If a cop comes up to your window, is it really a good idea to literally remain silent, I. E. Not answer any of their questions? Intuitively, it seems to me like this would only make him angry. This is not a rhetorical question, I really am curious. I've been stopped by a cop under these circumstances once (not in LV), and I was totally flustered, made up a totally illogical story about what I was doing, and I was let go at the scene scot free.

Speck
02-12-09, 23:35
I'm curious as to people's experiences with this. If a cop comes up to your window, is it really a good idea to literally remain silent, I. E. Not answer any of their questions? Intuitively, it seems to me like this would only make him angry. This is not a rhetorical question, I really am curious. I've been stopped by a cop under these circumstances once (not in LV), and I was totally flustered, made up a totally illogical story about what I was doing, and I was let go at the scene scot free.

You have to give them some info...your drivers license, your registration. Other than that, don't give them shit. If they ask you where you are going, you can state "am I under arrest"? The cop will say "no, not yet". You say "Am I being detained"? The cop will say "yes". At that point you say you wish to exercise your 5th amendment rights to STFU(well, not in so many words). And that is that. Yes the cop will get mad. So fucking what.

Alan Shore
02-13-09, 04:29
I'm curious as to people's experiences with this. If a cop comes up to your window, is it really a good idea to literally remain silent, I. E. Not answer any of their questions? Intuitively, it seems to me like this would only make him angry. This is not a rhetorical question, I really am curious. I've been stopped by a cop under these circumstances once (not in LV), and I was totally flustered, made up a totally illogical story about what I was doing, and I was let go at the scene scot free.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8167533318153586646&hl=en

This video link was posted a few months ago by another poster. Its worth watching if you participate in activites that are thought of by others to be illegal.

Desert Dude
02-14-09, 00:53
Wow, kind of wild to see this thread have legs again over three years after I wrote it. All i was trying to do, at that point, was to at least get us on the same page with the basics. The basic alphabet, as it was...

Some good additions tho, thanks all!

The only thing i could add to the recent question at hand is that there is one absolute if you get pulled over, for whatever bullshit or legit reason. You HAVE to identify yourself, conclusively. Otherwise, can be detained until they establish identity. All the other good thoughts are good, most people who try to talk themselves out of trouble talk their way right in to it. Try to avoid that if you don't mind.

MasterJedi
04-21-13, 02:37
I re-posted this for the newbies, so please read, it's good info.

Thanks to Desert Dude.


[To the many wise veteran posters, this is just my feeble attempt to help avoid the seeming trend of new folks starting entire new threads to get their first questions answered. Feel free to add to this at will and correct anything I'm off on. ] And if you are a new poster who is ready to add some fun content on your exploits, disregard this.

First, welcome. If you are reading this, we hope you are looking at chasing some chicks on an upcoming trip to Vegas. Good news- there may be no other town with such a collection of split-tails open to such adult fun. More good news- if you spent a few hours reading back through the last two year's general reports, you will have more than enough info to launch you into a successful hunt. Bad news- many of the experienced posters / mongers are tired of the general 'hey, how do I get laid in Vegas' question. But if you do your homework, and ask specific questions, chances are someone will be glad to pipe up with their unique version of the answer. So, just to re-cap what you WILL find WHEN you read back, here's a rough breakdown of your five options.

1) The CG [casino girl]. This species is typically, believe it or not, found in the many casinos of Las Vegas. They typically travel solo, but may be spotted in pairs occasionally. Hotel security tends to look the other way if they are somewhat subtle and tip their bartenders. Their identifying characteristic is 'the look'. They will catch your eye as you walk by if you are also giving them 'the look'. What is 'the look'? Beats the hell out of me, but you'll know it when you see it. Then comes the small talk, one famed poster tends toward 'so are you here for the convention'? But whatever works. They will tend to start negotiations around 3 bills, may be happy with 2, potentially even 1 if it's late, or they like you, or for less time / service. Some of these girls are smoking hot, some have websites, some advertise on other sites.

2) The SW [streetwalker]. Again defying common sense, these ladies tend to be walking on the street. What street you ask? Well, what an amazing coincidence, the answer is found in the back posts you are about to read. The good news: they are much cheaper [1 or 2 of the smaller bills]. The bad news: the cops tend to frown on their livelihood, as well as some of the typically attendant party materials. Bit more risk here, but easier on the budget.

3) The AMP [Asian massage parlor]. Contrary to what you might expect, these parlors are indeed staffed by asian women who perform massages. I personally have never tried one, but have read the back posts so have a sense of them. First trick is finding if it's a real massage, or a sears massage that we are looking for [apologies to Frank Zappa]. Then it's a cover charge plus a tip. Sounds like 6 to 8 smaller bills is average.

4) The whorehouses. These are houses housing ho's. Ya walk in, they line up, ya pick one, go to their room, negotiate, bang 'and go. Very business like, but they take safety / hygiene very seriously, which is kinda a good thing. The closest to vegas are in Pahrump, about an hour out Blue Diamond Road / 160, they also have the hottest girls and highest prices. You can easily burn 3-10 big bills there. Up 95 are a couple smaller ones, with older less hot women, however it's more like 3-10 small bills, and more rustic houses. A variation on this is the incall in private apartments. Hey, look, a thread with back posts on this all set up! Also check out the Craigslist section, back on the main usaguide page.

5) What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Go trolling. Flirt with pretty women. Charm their pants off. Literally.

Hope this helps ya newbies get oriented. We were all in your shoes once. Then we walked a mile through the back posts. Then the next thing we knew our shoes were coming off much more regularly and easily. Many thanks to Jackson for maintaining this forum. Have fun and be careful out there!

Desert Dude
04-21-13, 15:05
I re-posted this for the newbies, so please read, it's good info.

Thanks to Desert Dude.You're welcome! .

Can't believe eight years later there's still a bit of truth to be found.

MasterJedi
04-21-13, 15:58
You're welcome! .

Can't believe eight years later there's still a bit of truth to be found.Four items you posted are still same for the most part. One item to add is internet which plays big part of hunting from eight years ago for lot of mongers, so there's lot of post in various threads. Newbies, RTF for any specific information & advice and pm to those who are willing to share personal information.

NadiaLuxx
01-13-20, 11:57
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