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Stoner
06-17-05, 21:17
How many have had this experience:

You call up an escort or whatever, hoping to have some phone. You get a poor ass response on the phone, but you push past it because the ad looked enticing and she actually answered the PHONE!

You meet and what you see is nice enough, but you feel a cold vibe telling you to flee. but she looks too good, and perhaps her demeanor will warm up once you've parleyed a bit.

After a moment of conversation, you take out the cash and place it visibile. With the passion of a DMV worker she counts out your money and then secrets it in her purse. The TV is on to a soap or some dumb ass game show. She seems into it, as she disrobes (again, with the passion of a DMV clerk) and climbs into the bed. No smile is to be seen, but the condom is in her hand and she about to pry it on your ever so deflated member.

Ten minutes later (if you are lucky) she climbing out of the bed and getting dressed. You feel like a fucking jackass...you -knew- this was going to turn out this way. You should have turned around at the door, with your cash in your back pocket. Now, its in hers and you feel like a sucker.

You should have pulled a 180 at the door, and save yourself the $200 entrance fee for a PDE.

I've been through it on a few occassions. In my mad effort to enjoy all the pussy I can before I leave this earth, I've more than my share of instances where it was better to go without.

To those who go through this as I have...take heart. You aren't alone!

A ploy I've used to extricate myself from such situations is to feign pangs of guilt. "Oh...I can't do this...I feel to guilty...I'm sorry. Have a nice day."

The other excuse I used in North Carolina at an outcall session. The gorgeous red head I was waiting for turned out to be a dirty blond crack head.

"Oh...I can't do this, dear. I'm gay. I tried calling your agency, but the line was busy for the past 30 minutes."

In the instances when I went through this, I try to not only keep a straight face, but I also try to keep my money. Fight the temptation to give them a $20 for their time. Its like feeding the bears...you don't want to encourage them to stay in this business. If the shoe was on the other foot and you showed up at an incall and the woman turned you down...will she give you a HJ as a parting gift? No. So don't give them the money.

Now, they will haggle you back...even irate you. Be ready to give a few dollars in those cases...they could make it tough for you if you don't. Think of the few dollars you give her as "shut the fuck up and get away from me" certificates.

Whatever way you find the guts to turn it down, do so. It helps everyone out in the long run. We all need to practice pulling 180's more often. Don't settle for a crack ***** when what you really want is a nice piece of high price ass.

JMG
06-17-05, 21:40
Amen, Stoner!

I knew in my heart of hearts that I never should have booked that appointment with Chelsea (see my post about her on the Hartford board).

I guess what caused me to go through with it was the hope that it might -- just might -- be possible that there was some decent, young, rentable poon east of Hartford. As they say -- when it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Can I be released from detention now? I think I've learned my lesson.

KantDelay
06-17-05, 23:43
Stoner - you're a freakin riot. Sorry I haven't posted - too paranoid. Just lurkin, but I've been there man, man, I've been there....LOL!!!

Shy Zone Guy
06-18-05, 08:35
Amen to that Stoner...

Man I have been there again and again and again...

I pulled 180s before but often needlessly give Benjies away. This should be the new CT WSG motto.

"I wont be an easy mark, chump, or sucker. Throw back the cold fish and dont fuck her."

GordonFreeman
06-18-05, 09:30
I have done the 180 a couple times. Probably should have done it more. In those cases the girl does not match the description or she doesn't do anything for me. I tossed her a $20 and said something like, "Sorry, this is not what I expected".

I figured $20 was a lot better than $125 to $200. Since the girl or agency had my cell phone number $20 was just enough to keep he from calling it complaining that I owed her hundreds of dollars.

These cases were all incall through the Advocate. If you are using outcall you are probably looking at more $ to make her go away.

Darkmax99
06-18-05, 11:10
Pre-paid/Boost phones will do the trick. A little extra spent to protect privacy will go a long ways to not having these girls harass you. I suppose it will only work for those not married yet such as I. Two separate phone numbers, one for normal activities, the other for u know, pleasures...

Freelow
06-21-05, 07:41
Hey Stoner,

I have used the 180 twice before, but I can also top that.

While on a business trip in the Philly area, I was feeling "lonely" so I called a local agency, told them what I was looking for (cute black girl in her 20's) and waited for her to show up.

Within the hour, there was a knock on my door - an overweight blond in her 40's. I looked at her, asked her in, told her to wait a minute, closed the door, and called the agency. I told them what I had asked for and they then said that is all they had at the moment. I told the agency, with the escort listening, that they were not getting any money because I did not get what I asked for.

I hung up, looked at the woman - who looked horrified - and told her she wasn't getting any money because her agency f'd up. End of story and she was gone.

$200 for an escort I didn't want or $10 for Mary Palm and spankter-vision in the room?

Good luck and Go Sox.

Mighty Spearsman
06-21-05, 16:12
I fully support "pulling a 180" and have done it a few times myself, though probably not as many times as I should have. Easiest 180 was a couple of years ago I was in Washington DC and visited a private apartment for an incall at lunchtime, only to be greeted at the door by someone my mother's age (and I'm 50-ish). Mumbled about needing cash for the tip from an ATM and ran down the stairs.

As I've written in the past (as has Stoner and Gordon), I've also bailed out of street scenes a couple of times, when the girls were standing on the corner but something just didn't seem right. Once avoided a sting in Hartford by doing so; as I read about the sting in the next morning's paper, I realized that I had just missed being busted.

Mighty Max
06-26-05, 23:00
I have done the 180 before but with a SW.... It was dark and I pulled up to a SW that looked good from behind but when she got in she was so damned ugly my little man down there threatened to cut circulation off to my boys. I was forced to act. I said to her "you are not Jenny. I thought you were Jenny." She said "what you don't want me?" I told her no and drove off.

Life is too short to waste on ugly women.
Be careful out there,
Max

NewAgain
06-29-05, 10:51
Gents,

I have had tooo many 180s to count. The worst was in Vegas, where the girl who showed up was a blonde, flatchested 18y/o, and I had asked for a 30 y/o Big breasted Red head (which they said they were sending). Lets just say I had to change hotels that night.

Another was in Rochester last year, where I let her in my car without a good skin check (you know, the sores). Once in my car, the light was on, and aggghhhh so I said I changed my mind, and she went bizzerk... saying that she wasnt getting out without money. I gave her a twenty, and as she exited, her foot went directly into my car.

Last year in Worcester, I had a similar encounter, the girl got in (she was about a 7 on a scale to 10), and had me park, said to get out and walk around the corner about 20 feet behind her, I said sure, and when she got out, I pulled off, to see freaking cops all over the place around the corner. Now since the cops aren't supposed to get in a car, someone said that she might have been popped earlier, and was helping them. either way, I escaped unharmed.

Shy Zone Guy
07-01-05, 15:42
I have weaned back from the street scene sticking to regulars whos numbers I have or my trusty bottle of lotion. But as far as sw 180's go, my tried and true method has never failed me. If you are unsure when the approach the car, ask for directions, and pretend to be lost. If you let them in, Dont even mention sex or money for the first 3-5 minutes once you have driven out of the imediate area. I usually say something like, " its <fill in blank> weather we are having, can I give you a ride?" with just enough hint an playfulness so they know what your really asking. Then once they are in start driving Imediately and ask where do they want to go. Again a safe and ambiguous question. At that point they will either say it doesnt matter/what do you want to do becaue they are working/hustling/looking for money or they will give you a destination.

At that point if I am interested, I will do the cop check, then begin negotiations. If not interested, I will feign shock, tell them I wasnt interested but I would be happy to take them drop them off at XYZ. Although once when I got a crazy drug addict vibe from a girl, I pulled over imediately and said yes I was indirectly involved with LE, and since she seemed like a nice kid she should get out now and not tell me anything else. That was on Franklin in Hartford. I dont think I ever saw her out after that, (of course she could have just changed her schedule).

Its all about safely separating the grains from the chaffe.


-SZG

Vargr
07-01-05, 16:44
My last 180 was in Providence about three weeks ago. Decent looking BSW got in and smilled -- two teeth missing. Worse, she was wearing an entire bottle of perfume, and the smell almost made me pass out (I could've used a toothless BJ) -- gave her a fiver and dropped her where I found her.

Speaking of Providence (not that it belongs here) I've pretty much pulled a 180 on the entire Elmwood/AZ area.

Double Nickle
10-15-06, 11:42
I just pulled a 180 on the phone in Worcester, Massachusetts about 10 days ago. The ad in the free Worcester Magazine under Body, Mind & Spirit was great. "Get back in balance with a Head to Toe Massage! " Hmm, and presumably everywhere in between. "Get relief from stress. " Excellent, stress relief is often an euphemism for HJ. "Your massage is filled with heart & soul. " Sounds like a GFE.

I actually went to the location at 465 Park Avenue, Suite 200, in Worcester. I was encouraged by the presence of Asian restaurants along Park. When I got to the address there was a second floor sign, but several first floor entrances. They were all locked, no buzzers, no signs for massage on the first floor.

So I called up the number from a coin phone a block away. A guy answered. The ad had none of the tip-offs, "massage for men, " masseur, "call Anthony. " Well, maybe he was a papasan. He said he had no appointments until evening, so I thought I was off the hook. But then he goes, "how close are you? If you're less than 15 minutes away I could schedule you right now. " Well, even though I was about 45 seconds away I didn't tell him that. "Um, well, I'm not sure. Um, to tell the truth, I was looking for a massage by a female masseuse. " So he goes, "Why is that? " "Um, well, that's just what I'm used to. " Thank god, my time ran out on the phone. I say "Oops, my time ran out, got to go, sorry. " Hung up the phone and hightailed it out of there. Whew! Close call.