PsyberZombie
12-28-04, 17:22
KidNova writes =
She was agitated though, I swear I was being nothing but nice to her and she said "I do this everyday and all you gave me is .20" I replied, "Sorry babe, you agreed to it, I don't mean to hurt your feelings or be a jerk." She said "well, you are" and got out.
She was hoping for a 'Tip' , KidNova .... and you let her down
Unless the girl was Truly Dread·ful , *Always* give them a Tip of at least .1
One time this past year , I had a truly Bad Date with this WSW chick named Bobbie , who I picked up on a side street just east of Elmwood
She had a large lump / bruise on her lower face that she said was a broken Jaw she got from being assaulted the night before
I chalked up her poor Attitude to the Pain she was in ; so even though it wasn't the Best Experience of my week , I gave her a Tip any·way
She *insisted* on giving me her Digits [ which I threw out the window before she was out of sight ]
But the Beauty Part was =
When she was getting dressed after our Date , she dropped a large Box Cutter
on the floor of my car
I noticed it ; and being the Honest Gentle·man that I am , I ordinarily would have
pointed it out to her
But this time , I didn't say a Word ; and so I kept that Blade as a Souvenir , and as a partial 'pay·back' for all the times that Yours Truly has been ripped off by Hookers
She was agitated though, I swear I was being nothing but nice to her and she said "I do this everyday and all you gave me is .20" I replied, "Sorry babe, you agreed to it, I don't mean to hurt your feelings or be a jerk." She said "well, you are" and got out.
She was hoping for a 'Tip' , KidNova .... and you let her down
Unless the girl was Truly Dread·ful , *Always* give them a Tip of at least .1
One time this past year , I had a truly Bad Date with this WSW chick named Bobbie , who I picked up on a side street just east of Elmwood
She had a large lump / bruise on her lower face that she said was a broken Jaw she got from being assaulted the night before
I chalked up her poor Attitude to the Pain she was in ; so even though it wasn't the Best Experience of my week , I gave her a Tip any·way
She *insisted* on giving me her Digits [ which I threw out the window before she was out of sight ]
But the Beauty Part was =
When she was getting dressed after our Date , she dropped a large Box Cutter
on the floor of my car
I noticed it ; and being the Honest Gentle·man that I am , I ordinarily would have
pointed it out to her
But this time , I didn't say a Word ; and so I kept that Blade as a Souvenir , and as a partial 'pay·back' for all the times that Yours Truly has been ripped off by Hookers