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Viktor Vaughn
10-12-17, 19:07
Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
TigerBlood2349
10-12-17, 20:08
Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.It'll be my favorite bed time story.
SaltyDog2016
10-12-17, 23:33
Well I'll be damned, it's been a minute since I've inked a tale. I'll get to writing as I have a few.
"swashbuckling panty raider" 😂.
Thanks Villain,
Salty.
Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
Long overdue. With picture book evidence!
Gents,
This thread has been long overdue, a place for our favorite swashbuckling panty raider to pen his long form tales that may not otherwise fit on other boards. Maybe a few 'extended cuts' like a Criterion DVD collection.
Vbgent4u2c
10-14-17, 22:34
Great thread Salty! Like The Villain says long overdue. I look forward to reading many adventures (and maybe a few misadventures like my latest momentary lapse of reason).
I hear the Wawa reconnect looked like a hot little soccer mom bouncing out of the Wawa. Glad you had fun and shared the experience.
Does she apply the NBA policy?All I can say is #salty. My brother you are the man. Enjoy your life it definitely is full of highlights.
TurdMuffin
10-16-17, 21:30
Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.
SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. ...
Salty.Love to put this SS to test in ways of 300 Spartans; Petite dolls are my feen. With my 2 incher I sure would try to make her jaws hurt.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59d15958104b1
Vid of something I'm talking about.
SaltyDog2016
10-16-17, 23:36
This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.
Vbgent4u2c
10-17-17, 00:41
I love a good misadventure as well as a great adventure!
I feel your pain, Saltman. Last time I got car head the chick puked in my lap. Had to go to the damn coin operated car wash to clean out the inside of my car and spray down my pants. Man, that water was cold! Hence the last time I got car head!
This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.
Salted One,
I guess you can say that she choked under pressure. I sure do hope your car is never a crime scene. Once that forensic black light comes on you'll have some explaining to do. Lol.
When I used to dream of the beautiful SWs of South Beach it wasn't uncommon for them to gag and occasionally throwup on jr. What dissapoints me about your dream is Mt. Vesuvius' lack of self-control. Just crack the door and spit / cough outside. I loved the random choice of enviroment that you chose for you forays, wished a sexy realtor showed up and offered to join the party inside the beautiful home.
Thanks for bringing a good laugh to my Tuesday morning.
Pleasant Dreams,
Vinny.
This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.
Blak Gekko
10-25-17, 15:22
Salty,
Thanks for the sneak peek....I didn’t think you would post it...lmfao! You are one bad and silly motherfucker! I love this fucking shit! You have definitely given a new meaning to pumpkins at Halloween. Hands down repeat winner for monger of the year (MOTY) for 2017! Keep this shit coming cause lord knows our forum needs it.
Blak Gekko.
Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.
Salty 👻.
Black Pelican
10-31-17, 11:03
I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!
If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!
Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.
Salty 👻.
TigerBlood2349
10-31-17, 11:41
I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!
If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!So we need to have an award show like the oscars!
Here's a couple more Halloween cuties in receipt of a Salted treat. Enjoy!
Salty 👻You drew a ghost on her ass.
Doesn't get much better than that.
Here's a few this week to celebrate Vets Day. Enjoy!
Salty 🇺🇸Thank you and keep up the good work!
I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.
Carry on young man!
Salute!
SaltyDog2016
11-10-17, 22:20
Ahh, Little Brown Fucking Machines Powered By Rice! I've not heard that term in many years, but I'm very familiar. I filled my fair share full of salted custard across Asia, Europe, and the Far East.
Thank you for your service.
Salty.
Thank you and keep up the good work!
I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.
Carry on young man!
Salute!
Blak Gekko
11-14-17, 08:40
Salty,
You need help. LOL! Thanks for the Veterans Day shout out to all who have served. I can't wait to see what you have in store for Thanksgiving & Christmas holidays!
BG.
Here's a few this week to celebrate Vets Day. Enjoy!
Salty 🇺🇸
Only cause you asked BG. My ass art is not so good on some of these little booties, not much real estate to work with. LOL when Salty Clause comes to town I may have to seek a few wider asses, maybe even attempt a whole nativity scene, but there will definetly be snow falling on several tight elves. LOL, what's wrong with me, I do need help smh. Anyway, here's my first attempt for turkey day.
Salty.Good try 😂.
Only cause you asked BG. My ass art is not so good on some of these little booties, not much real estate to work with. LOL when Salty Clause comes to town I may have to seek a few wider asses, maybe even attempt a whole nativity scene, but there will definetly be snow falling on several tight elves. LOL, what's wrong with me, I do need help smh. Anyway, here's my first attempt for turkey day.
Salty.You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.
How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?
I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.
TigerBlood2349
11-16-17, 11:27
Always brings a smile to my face thanks again salty.
You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.
How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?
I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.
SaltyDog2016
11-16-17, 14:06
Thanks Skboy, but I'm thinking that's quite a busy drawing and would definetly push the limits of my ass art skills. Regardless, I'll think of something stupid.
Salty.
You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.
How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?
I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.
Mongermonger
11-16-17, 21:43
Pie!
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This one could be pumpkin or sweet potato pie, either or. Never-the-less, I enjoyed drawing it and eating it too.
Salty
Grafenberg
11-16-17, 21:57
This thread is epic, gentlemen, epic.
Vbgent4u2c
11-20-17, 17:28
This one could be pumpkin or sweet potato pie, either or. Never-the-less, I enjoyed drawing it and eating it too.
SaltyAwesome artwork!
Not sure why but this puts me in the holiday mood.
Really want to eat some pie!
Those look very familiar. Anyone I know? 😎128526;.
Nothing I love more on turkey day than a pair of beautiful breasts. Enjoy!
Salty.
Nothing I love more on turkey day than a pair of beautiful breasts. Enjoy!
Salty.Saw salty art work In person. Very nice 😂.
Blak Gekko
11-25-17, 20:42
Can't wait to see Christmas asses. LOL.
Here's a few asses that didn't receive artwork this week but surely were in receipt of gravy baths. Enjoy!
Salty.
Blak Gekko
12-04-17, 14:37
Sir Salty,
My man. Now I have to expand my horizons and get me some vanilla booty before this year is out. LOL. Nice work my brother and I love the color chosen to hashtag her ASS!
With BG and Scorpio showing their chocolate treats, I set out to mix it up a bit and add a new one to my collection as well. Found me a small framed caramel cutie to paint a generous helping of salty surprise on her pretty brown ass! Got to love tight 20 yo college pussy. Enjoy!
Salty.
Blak Gekko
12-05-17, 14:42
Salty,
Just returning the favor from Operation "shock and awe" on Gekko back in March. I'm still fucking chicks from that attack! You know my motto sharing is caring and no doubt my brother you have definitely looked out for me 1000%. Keep bagging and hashtagging brother! I'll show you pics of what I splattered in batter today. Trying to see if she will join Team Gekko for a minute. LOL!
Another shout out to BG for launching my digits to this cutie. We did a meet and greet last week that ended in coating her throat with my salted custard in the car. We agreed on getting together today and I'm glad we did! Super cute, beautiful smile with perfect pearly whites. Short, stacked with perfect Cs, tight cat and a phenomenal round ass made for pushing, smacking, and of course tagging. Thanks again bro.Gekko
Salty.
Blak Gekko
12-08-17, 20:58
Damn Salty. Is that your "ASS" in the spread eagle position? LMFAO! You are the man!
Shout out to VBGent for introducing me to this work of art earlier in the year. She's been a go-to for many months now, eating and wearing my seed on many occasions. Since I'm on a big tit kick this week, I decided to drop in today. She's been discussed in the forum before and is grade A class freak. She's wide open, anything goes, zero restrictions. She's not opposed to new friends, but I won't just dish out digits without something new in return. Enjoy!
Salty.
SaltyDog2016
12-08-17, 21:42
Yes, Sir. Feels like she gets an inch of tongue up in there. I then like to get her in a headlock with my legs and smash her nose against the underside of my nutsack to the point where she can't breathe. My kinky tendencies were learned from the Gekko school of filth.
Salty.
Damn Salty. Is that your "ASS" in the spread eagle position? LMFAO! You are the man!
Did some tree decorating today! Enjoy!
Salty.Love the ms clause on the left.
Did some tree decorating today! Enjoy!
Salty.Nice decorating Salty, but where are the blinking lights?
TexasMonger
12-12-17, 00:09
Did some tree decorating today! Enjoy!
Salty.Amazing Asses. Nice Salty.
Cheers.
TM.
SaltyDog2016
12-12-17, 12:38
I thought about it, maybe I'll give it a try. Thanks for the idea.
Salty.
Nice decorating Salty, but where are the blinking lights?
SaltyDog2016
12-12-17, 12:39
Thanks, TM. I aim to please! Nice tight ass is a Salty prerequisite.
Salty.
Amazing Asses. Nice Salty.
Cheers.
TM.
Here's a couple Salty Clause elves from this week. Enjoy!
Salty.Thanks for sharing SaltyBigDog. I don't know how you and the other MasterMongers do it but more power to ya.
Jedi.
LeeLow1965
12-19-17, 05:08
Shout out to VBGent for introducing me to this work of art earlier in the year. She's been a go-to for many months now, eating and wearing my seed on many occasions. Since I'm on a big tit kick this week, I decided to drop in today. She's been discussed in the forum before and is grade A class freak. She's wide open, anything goes, zero restrictions. She's not opposed to new friends, but I won't just dish out digits without something new in return. Enjoy!
Salty.Looks like Melissa.
SaltyDog2016
12-19-17, 10:59
Good guess Lee!
Looks like Melissa.
Did some tree decorating today! Enjoy!
Salty.Nice those assets seem like a good time. Who sway how LOL.
My week in review. A few repeats a few newbies. Though I attempted the light challenge, was fun and came out pretty good I thought. Even found a new ass eater. Happy Hoe-lidays Mongers, be safe!
Salty.Great work. It wasn't that hard but you definitely were. Where'd you find splooge resistant ink?
Merry Christmass to all.
My week in review. A few repeats a few newbies. Though I attempted the light challenge, was fun and came out pretty good I thought. Even found a new ass eater. Happy Hoe-lidays Mongers, be safe!
Salty.Damn Salty. An ass for each day! You are putting in some work, haha.
Merry Christmas!
Vbgent4u2c
12-27-17, 00:22
My week in review. A few repeats a few newbies. Though I attempted the light challenge, was fun and came out pretty good I thought. Even found a new ass eater. Happy Hoe-lidays Mongers, be safe!
Salty.On the first day of Christmas Salty gave to me.
A sharpie on a nice ass.
On the second day of Christmas Salty gave to me.
Two shapely butts, and a sharpie on a nice ass.
On the third day of Christmas Salty gave to me...
Blak Gekko
12-30-17, 21:11
Sir Salty Dog.
We are all awaiting your year in review. LOL!
Blak Gekko
12-31-17, 01:35
Sir Salty,
Damn that's quite the collection with well over 100 verified "#salty" planted firmly across asses and other places. LOL! There is no question you are MOTY for 2017! I am also looking forward to see what 2018 holds for us. I'm sure Operations are already being planned and will be launched shortly after the new year. LOL! Thanks again for the great stories and great finds during operation shock and awe!
BG.
Sir Lizard, indeed it's been a great year! As requested my year in review of tags for your viewing pleasure. Looking forward to 2018.
Salty.
Sir Lizard, indeed it's been a great year! As requested my year in review of tags for your viewing pleasure. Looking forward to 2018.
Salty.Should make sure you start putting the date on all of them, then make yourself a custom calendar when you've got 365. At the rate you're going, shouldn't be too hard!
SaltyDog2016
12-31-17, 12:16
Adding the date wasn't started until May, and will be going forward. I thank BG for that genius idea. Though if some request multiple tags, Ill typically only date one location. Eliminates any doubt "Salty was there".
Happy New Year fellas!
Salty.
Should make sure you start putting the date on all of them, then make yourself a custom calendar when you've got 365. At the rate you're going, shouldn't be too hard!
Looking forward to seeing the 2018 tags! How many can he do this upcoming year?! I wish I were capable of this as much as you are, I just don't have the funds / knowledge. I'm still brand new to the game:
Blak Gekko
01-01-18, 15:29
Brother Dollar,
Welcome to the forum. All I can tell you is just go out and hunt and have fun and share with us here on the forum! Don't compare yourself to Salty just compare yourself to you!
Looking forward to seeing the 2018 tags! How many can he do this upcoming year?! I wish I were capable of this as much as you are, I just don't have the funds / knowledge. I'm still brand new to the game:
Blak Gekko
01-22-18, 16:04
SD,
LMFAO. Thanks! It appears our elected officials have just decided to reopen the government so mongers like me can have play money in order to have fun!
BG.
Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀
Salty.
Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀
Salty.Ha ha nice.
PercyWhite
01-23-18, 02:16
Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀
Salty.Hahaha ass looks familiar. Good to see you back in action!
MTWilliams911
01-23-18, 15:55
Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀
Salty.Where did the annual collection go?
SaltyDog2016
03-28-18, 09:31
This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!
All that said, I'm still here.
Salty.
Man Who Will
03-29-18, 06:26
This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!
All that said, I'm still here.
Salty.Salty.
Glad to hear our leader is alive and well. You and BG have been my stars and friends for years but I so agree with you and I found it better long ago that this game is so much more fun playing with a few high quality girls than making it a marthrone. I love when I can help develop her and concentrate on having true erotic fun with a few new and old friends.
Have fun and stay safe.
ManWhoWill.
This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!
All that said, I'm still here.
Salty.Good to hear. I'm pretty much the same way. Kind of searching again though as my favorite lady (thank you again for the intro) has gone to a 1 on 1. That didn't surprise me, I could only do so much since I'm "attached" and she is a really down to earth and sweet lady. Had another very long time masseuse turned friend and kink partner that moved to FL.
SaltyDog2016
04-03-18, 17:42
VaV, PM or text me. I have a half dozen or so in the stable that might meet your criteria.
Salty.
Good to hear. I'm pretty much the same way. Kind of searching again though as my favorite lady (thank you again for the intro) has gone to a 1 on 1. That didn't surprise me, I could only do so much since I'm "attached" and she is a really down to earth and sweet lady. Had another very long time masseuse turned friend and kink partner that moved to FL.
SD Just now saw this, it must have been right around the time everything went dark. PM sent. Thanks for the help bro.
VaV, PM or text me. I have a half dozen or so in the stable that might meet your criteria.
Salty.
What the fuck happened to salty?? That guy was my hero!
Viktor Vaughn
04-11-19, 19:32
What the fuck happened to salty?? That guy was my hero!Great ones are created here, then they fade into the background for a new generation of stars. This hobby can be draining. Not many have the longevity combined with volume Salty had.
There are some newer members that have the salty potential.
Villain.
He is laying low ready for possible adventures.
Great ones are created here, then they fade into the background for a new generation of stars. This hobby can be draining. Not many have the longevity combined with volume Salty had.
There are some newer members that have the salty potential.
Villain.
Blak Gekko
04-14-19, 17:24
Gents Salty Dogg is alive and well and still hashtagging asses left and right. LOL! I chat with him daily and to some degree Bro Vick is right. There are other guys out here performing but fail to share here on the forum which is an absolute shame! That's one factor Salty stopped contributing to the forum because no one really gave back in return. Whether good, bad or indifferent! Just my two cents after a lengthy discussion earlier this week with Salty.
BG.
He is laying low ready for possible adventures.
SaltyDog2016
04-16-19, 11:51
I'm around fuckers, life is good. Keep stroking 'em.
Salty.
Gents Salty Dogg is alive and well and still hashtagging asses left and right. LOL! I chat with him daily and to some degree Bro Vick is right. There are other guys out here performing but fail to share here on the forum which is an absolute shame! That's one factor Salty stopped contributing to the forum because no one really gave back in return. Whether good, bad or indifferent! Just my two cents after a lengthy discussion earlier this week with Salty.
BG.
I do love to live vicariously through the Salty Tales from the Tails. I'm a infrequent baller in the game. And look for the Salty's seal of approve a lot of times. Thanks for your guidance.
"are".
I'm around fuckers, life is good. Keep stroking 'em.
Salty.
SaltyDog2016
11-27-19, 00:16
Hey fellas- It's been awhile since I scribed a tale and thought I had a few recent ones yall might get a kick out of.
I'll call this one "Tacos" I've seen this young cutie several times prior, mid 20's, tight body and so so dumb, like really dumb. Anyway, I got the hit up like so many of us have encountered with a sob story. Rent is due, car insurance, phone bill, blah blah. Can you help? I obliged with a quick car visit one evening on my home from work.
Picked up the cutie, in her slurred state she mumbles how full she was from just eating. I said great now it's time for desert! Quit your rambling and get over here. She's not a great suction provider, but convenient. After several minutes of stuffing her mouth I held the back of her head and blew her desert deep in her throat. She sat up in the passenger seat quickly, coughing, holding her hand over her mouth.
Next thing I see is a fountain of taco chunks mixed with a half a weeks worth of penis colada spewing all over the inside of my car! I was yelling, get the f*** out as she looked at me with tears in her eyes, and a taco cock snot mixture running down her chin.
She got out, I pulled off and the smell was horrid. It was dark so I couldn't immediately see the mess, but could certainly smell it. I took the car for a detail the next day. Lesson learned, if she gets in saying she's full from just eating tacos, don't feed her anymore!
Salty.
SaltyDog2016
11-27-19, 00:20
This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.
The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.
As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!
Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!
Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!
Salty.
Laughing inside but would have been lilenwtf. Get out. Ha ha good stories.
This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.
The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.
As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!
Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!
Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!
Salty.
LeeLow1965
11-29-19, 19:36
This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.
The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.
As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!
Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!
Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!
Salty.Great story brother. It could have been worse, you could have gotten Shit Tacos all in one visit. Would have saved a few coins on the second detailing. Stay safe out there brother.
Salty. I enjoy a great story. Do you know what Cat on the cliff is? And have you ever been there done that?
This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.
The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.
As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!
Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!
Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!
Salty.Turd Tickler: The act a finger entering an asshole. Then being met by a shit trying to exit. Been there done that. Will keep you from biting your finger nails. LOLOLOL.
SwordKnight
02-24-20, 13:18
I always keep a bottle of waterless sanitizer, 70% alcohol, in the car. When I have, say, an Asian peach, I want to be able to get sticky juice off my fingers before I get home.
SaltyDog2016
07-28-21, 21:11
Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!
Salty.
Black Pelican
07-29-21, 10:02
I hope you played the national anthem when you finished. That's a fine ass. I'd love to try for the silver. LOL.
That's well beyond gold, that's platinum coated titanium with diamond inlays.
Props.
Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!
Salty.
JonnyRockett
07-29-21, 17:12
Damn, that's a nice view. Can we get a 4 man relay team on this one and go for another gold medal? LOL.
JR.
Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!
Salty.
Blak Gekko
07-29-21, 20:01
God Damn Sir Salty. You are my American hero! That is a nice piece of ass! Brother if Mongering was a sport (maybe petition the IOC for inclusion LOL) you'd probably be the odds on favorite for Gold! Nice work and thanks for sharing!
BG.
Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!
Salty.
SaltyDog2016
08-10-21, 14:50
So, I have this UTR I been feeding for quite some time. Petite frame, no tits but totally all in, literally nothing she won't do. Having already experienced dumping quarts of Naked Salted smoothie in every opening on her body, I told her she needed to find a friend to join us if she wanted me to come back because I was bored with her.
A few weeks go by and the phukphone is quiet from her until recently. She says hey, I got a friend. Cool, send a pic. LOL it's her fucking mom. A mother daughter combo was not in my portfolio so I said sure. Head over to their home, meet mom and they both undress. Mom is probably mid 40's, weathered, not attractive and daughter early 20's.
We only agreed to a double BBBJ. They both kneel as I stand, daughter starts getting me hard sucking deep while mom is nose to nose with her watching. I pull out and grab mom by the hair and tell her to get busy. She starts bobbing away as her daughter is cheering her on. I'm thinking how the fuck do I get in these situations. Mom has obviously sucked cock a time or two as she was working it good. Daughter proceeds to get under my nut sack and suck my balls, probably more ball bag than actual nuts. Mom starts to slow down, her rhythm gets weak and a bit fucked up so I tell daughter to get off the bag and back to blowing.
Now they're on either side of my shaft running their lips the length of me like playing a harmonica. I smack my meat across their faces a couple times and ultimately end by unleashing a beautiful family face painting. I've had double head before, but this was my first mother daughter. Check that off the bucket list.
Salty.
Dude, that's epic. Even if mom wasn't great, that's a stamp on the passport most of us never see, LOL.
SaltyDog2016
08-19-21, 09:04
We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!
Salty.
Blak Gekko
08-19-21, 11:10
Salty,
Nice ass and great nugget of information. I've never given that any thought to recommend to a chick I've fucked who has an OF platform use content from our Blak Gekko adventures.
We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!
Salty.
Props, I've run across a few local OF girls on dating sites that act like they're trying to pull in content partners, only to find they're just BSing to get more subscribers. I'll have to keep trying, LOL.
We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!
Salty.
SrUnderbridge
08-19-21, 20:05
Welp. That OF train is tossing a lot of their passengers off! Word out today is they will be cutting any explicit content. Seems they want investors, and the banks are skittish about seeing a peener go in a no-no hole. So maybe a lot of these gals will get back to the real thing?
Welp. That OF train is tossing a lot of their passengers off! Word out today is they will be cutting any explicit content. Seems they want investors, and the banks are skittish about seeing a peener go in a no-no hole. So maybe a lot of these gals will get back to the real thing?Yup, just saw this - https://www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1029457359/onlyfans-ban-sexually-explicit-content?.
Better be quick.
SaltyDog2016
08-20-21, 00:23
Welp. That OF train is tossing a lot of their passengers off! Word out today is they will be cutting any explicit content. Seems they want investors, and the banks are skittish about seeing a peener go in a no-no hole. So maybe a lot of these gals will get back to the real thing?It's real for me, here's another today 😂.
It's real for me, here's another today 😂.I'm assuming they don't mind if you keep your face off screen? Do you ask if they have an OF? Or do you know it going in and offer to help create content with them?
Unloaded down a provider's throat the other day and she didn't miss a drop of it. After she licked her lips, she commented that it was salty. I told her, "Sorry, I'm on that salty dog diet" to which she replied "Is that you? Saltydog?" I just laughed and said, "No, but I know of who you're talking about. " We chatted a bit after and she said she knew of the forum. Seems our guy is hooker famous. LOL.
It's real for me, here's another today 😂.
Luvinlife1963
08-20-21, 10:02
Having a Mom and Daughter is on my Bucket List!
So, I have this UTR I been feeding for quite some time. Petite frame, no tits but totally all in, literally nothing she won't do. Having already experienced dumping quarts of Naked Salted smoothie in every opening on her body, I told her she needed to find a friend to join us if she wanted me to come back because I was bored with her.
A few weeks go by and the phukphone is quiet from her until recently. She says hey, I got a friend. Cool, send a pic. LOL it's her fucking mom. A mother daughter combo was not in my portfolio so I said sure. Head over to their home, meet mom and they both undress. Mom is probably mid 40's, weathered, not attractive and daughter early 20's.
We only agreed to a double BBBJ. They both kneel as I stand, daughter starts getting me hard sucking deep while mom is nose to nose with her watching. I pull out and grab mom by the hair and tell her to get busy. She starts bobbing away as her daughter is cheering her on. I'm thinking how the fuck do I get in these situations. Mom has obviously sucked cock a time or two as she was working it good. Daughter proceeds to get under my nut sack and suck my balls, probably more ball bag than actual nuts. Mom starts to slow down, her rhythm gets weak and a bit fucked up so I tell daughter to get off the bag and back to blowing.
Now they're on either side of my shaft running their lips the length of me like playing a harmonica. I smack my meat across their faces a couple times and ultimately end by unleashing a beautiful family face painting. I've had double head before, but this was my first mother daughter. Check that off the bucket list.
Salty.
SaltyDog2016
08-20-21, 13:03
I'm assuming they don't mind if you keep your face off screen? Do you ask if they have an OF? Or do you know it going in and offer to help create content with them?In doing my homework on a potential, their OF presence is found. Content creation has been a good discussion topic. Prepare for lots of no's. LOL.
SaltyDog2016
08-20-21, 13:07
Unloaded down a provider's throat the other day and she didn't miss a drop of it. After she licked her lips, she commented that it was salty. I told her, "Sorry, I'm on that salty dog diet" to which she replied "Is that you? Saltydog?" I just laughed and said, "No, but I know of who you're talking about. " We chatted a bit after and she said she knew of the forum. Seems our guy is hooker famous. LOL.Aim to please!
It's real for me, here's another today 😂.Sweet Jesus, that ass. High five!
Unloaded down a provider's throat the other day and she didn't miss a drop of it. After she licked her lips, she commented that it was salty. I told her, "Sorry, I'm on that salty dog diet" to which she replied "Is that you? Saltydog?" I just laughed and said, "No, but I know of who you're talking about. " We chatted a bit after and she said she knew of the forum. Seems our guy is hooker famous. LOL.I laughed WAY too fucking hard at this.
This really sucks that OF is moving away from explicit content. It's been a huge help for me getting laid with no to little donation. They just need a stud that understands camera angles (main priority for the experienced content creators), can stay hard, and hopefully fit (but that's the least important, just a bonus). But I still have hope that they will realize that they can't redo their business model when there is other competition creeping out there.
I've got a good friend who does it for a living, and OF is about to loose a massive chunk of income over it. The community is already scoping other services, and I'm sure now that this has been announced for real, other companies will be happy to step in with an alternative. It's only a matter of time before the girls (and guys that do it) lock in with another service provider. It's not the first time a company has backstabbed the sex worker community, they bite back.
This really sucks that OF is moving away from explicit content. It's been a huge help for me getting laid with no to little donation. They just need a stud that understands camera angles (main priority for the experienced content creators), can stay hard, and hopefully fit (but that's the least important, just a bonus). But I still have hope that they will realize that they can't redo their business model when there is other competition creeping out there.
SaltyDog2016
08-31-21, 21:22
You can't be too safe these days, mask up fellas! 😂😷
LeeLow1965
09-01-21, 20:50
You can't be too safe these days, mask up fellas! 😂😷Great ending to a shitty day. Thanks for the laugh brother.
You can't be too safe these days, mask up fellas! 😂😷She was just over at my place. Oh what talent LOL.
SaltyDog2016
09-15-21, 21:47
Added this cutie to the passport recently. Enjoy!
Salty.
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